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It came. It came!
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- Okay. - Open it.
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- Oh... - Careful, Rett,
careful.
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Oh...oh...
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"Dear Seretta and LouAnne,
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"I am pleased
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"to inform you that your Cheesy
Burger Bites recipe
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"is the grand prize winner..."
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- What? - Aah!
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"As a restaurateur and lover
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"of the culinary arts, I am
thrilled
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"to be a part of this amazing
event."
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Oh--oh...
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"Please join me..." Oh!
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"At the awards ceremony
featuring a concert..."
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- Ha! - "By my band.
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"Rock on, Johnny Depp.
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"Asterisk: airfair not
included."
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Oh...
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I can't believe it!
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Oh, can you believe it? Can you
believe it?
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I want to hold it.
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both: We're going to the
concert!
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Lou, you know what this means?
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Everything's gonna change.
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- This is our chance. - Our
chance.
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After the concert, the Depper's
gonna meet us,
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and he's gonna ask us to be...
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both: His personal chefs.
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Lunch Ladies, my ass!
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Yeah!
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Order! Order!
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Order! Order!
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Fuck me.
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I'd rather eat a tampon.
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Hey, hey.
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Rett, Rett, keep your eye on the
prize.
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Ladies, this is Principal
Grossfetig.
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I simply cannot allow these
subpar lunches to continue.
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What a load of donkey shit!
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Sir, sir, we are-- we are doing
our best.
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We're giving 100%, but...
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we can't be at the top of our
game
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if our parts ain't fresh.
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Ladies...
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a real chef can create a
masterpiece
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from what's at hand. Bottom
line...
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you're not working up to Melvin
High potential.
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If lunch doesn't improve
tomorrow,
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for Surprise Friday,
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I have no choice but to replace
you with vending machines.
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I hope you understand, Lunch
Ladies.
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We're chefs, not Lunch Ladies!
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Fuck you, Melvin High!
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Johnny wants us!
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We are out of here!
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Rett! Rett, Rett, Rett, honey,
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we cannot lose our jobs.
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We buy that airfare,
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and get to the concert.
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Oh...
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Johnny's concert.
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Asterisk.
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Airfare...not included.
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Goddamn it!
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Aah!
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Oh!
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Oh...
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Hey, Lunch Lady.
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That is the ugliest shirt I have
ever seen.
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Is that your dad, Lunch Lady?
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It's Johnny Depp,
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and he's hiring us to be his
personal chefs.
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Uh-huh. Congrats.
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But, seriously...
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do you guys masturbate to him?
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Everybody wants to know.
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Don't...
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push...
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me.
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Oh, fuck.
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Now I know why your food always
tastes like shit.
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It's got Lunch Lady Johnny jizz
all over it.
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Aah!
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Hm.
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Goddamn kids.
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Aah!
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I, uh...
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I-I did something...
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bad.
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Hold it together. Shh!
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Quiet. Shh.
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- What are you thinking? - Oh.
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Do you think Johnny's gonna want
us to be his personal chefs
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when he finds out about this? -
I'm sorry!
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- Ugh!
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[cries]
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Hold it together.
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Shh, shh, shh.
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Hey, look at that.
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Melvin High potential, ladies.
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both: Yes, Principal Grossfetig.
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Oh!
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[blows nose]
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God, shut up and let me think!
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We're going to the pokey,
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and we'll never meet the Depper!
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Wait a minute.
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Wait...
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a...
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minute.
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W.W.J.D.
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both: What would Johnny do?
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A lot more blood than a raccoon.
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■ I feel you ■
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■ Johnny Depp ■
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Good morning, Melvin High
Ferrets.
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Seniors, graduation gowns are
in.
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So please visit the Jostens rep
in room 107.
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And remember, cash only.
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Whoever stole that rug that was
in front of
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Ms. Crispin's desk, please
return it.
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It really tied the room
together.
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And lastly, for lunch today,
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it's Surprise Friday!
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I don't know.
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Maybe we should have tasted it
first.
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I mean, what if--
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Rett! You're driving me crazy.
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00:14:31,439 --> 00:14:32,315
"Brought both flowers and fruit,
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"But ripen'd in far distant
plains,
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"Where warmer far the sunbeams
shoot,
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"Where a more bounteous nature
reigns.
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00:14:44,452 --> 00:14:45,495
"Her g--"
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00:14:48,873 --> 00:14:50,208
Ahh.
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00:15:14,816 --> 00:15:17,027
Lou, whatever happens,
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we stick together.
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Right?
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both: Sisters forever.
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00:15:26,578 --> 00:15:27,537
Johnny forever.
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Wah. Wah.
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Those are the most beautiful
pies I have ever seen.
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Order! Order!
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Form a line!
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Mmm!
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Mmm!
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00:16:33,561 --> 00:16:34,604
Mmm!
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That's mine!
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- Give it to me! - Mmm!
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both: We're going to the
concert!
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We're going to the concert!
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Ladies? Hm.
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00:17:04,634 --> 00:17:08,096
Today, you not only met Melvin
High potential...
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Mm, mm.
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00:17:10,348 --> 00:17:11,641
You exceeded it.
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00:17:14,477 --> 00:17:16,020
I don't know what you Lunch
Ladies did differently today,
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but keep it up.
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both: Yes, sir!
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One new message received today
at 22:01.
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00:20:03,062 --> 00:20:03,771
Tommy...
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00:20:05,315 --> 00:20:06,816
Stop ignoring these calls
please,
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00:20:08,860 --> 00:20:11,487
I■ve been very patient with you
but my patience is running out.
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00:20:54,364 --> 00:20:55,198
I can■t talk Ellie I■m at
work...
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00:20:56,824 --> 00:20:57,533
You said you would be home early
tonight.
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00:20:57,992 --> 00:20:58,743
[baby crying]
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00:20:59,702 --> 00:21:00,787
Yeah sorry about that, something
came up
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and there■s loads of paperwork
and I'm sitting here
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00:21:04,916 --> 00:21:06,793
in the office and I'm thinking;
if I can get this done now
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00:21:07,710 --> 00:21:08,378
I won■t have to come in on
Saturday
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and we can have the weekend
together;
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just you me and the baby
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and we■ll get a takeaway and
we■ll sit and watch the telly
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00:21:14,926 --> 00:21:16,386
and we■ll cuddle on the sofa,
how■s that?
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Aw you bloody charmer,
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they better give you a decent
bonus this year
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with all these late nights you
are doing
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00:21:25,103 --> 00:21:26,479
At this time of night? Just a
minute!
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All These extra hours are going
to be worth it love
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00:21:29,399 --> 00:21:30,400
■Cos we■ll take him to
Disneyland,
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00:21:31,359 --> 00:21:32,485
will be his first time on a
plane,
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00:21:33,111 --> 00:21:34,070
imagine that?
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00:21:37,782 --> 00:21:40,368
Listen, I■m going to have to go,
I'll be home soon though okay,
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love you darling.
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00:21:42,537 --> 00:21:43,121
love you too
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00:21:43,496 --> 00:21:43,788
See you
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00:21:44,497 --> 00:21:45,248
Bye. - Bye..
187
00:22:05,643 --> 00:22:06,269
You forget something darling ...
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00:22:09,397 --> 00:22:11,441
Aww, Tommy that■s a nice way to
greet me.
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00:22:13,025 --> 00:22:14,444
You don■t get called nice things
in this line of work.
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00:22:16,821 --> 00:22:17,572
Yeah, Yeah, I was going to get
back to you actually... um...
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00:22:19,031 --> 00:22:19,615
it■s been a bit full on with the
new baby and everything..
192
00:22:20,908 --> 00:22:23,619
I■m not interested Tommy! We had
an agreement, didn■t we?
193
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And you■re two weeks late with
your payments
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00:22:27,165 --> 00:22:27,874
and that pisses me off ■ you
understand?
195
00:22:29,417 --> 00:22:31,461
Yeah, I know, you■ve been fair.
Really, really fair and er..
196
00:22:32,837 --> 00:22:35,256
it■s just been very, very tough
since I lost my job,
197
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the company downsized and had to
let me go and um, you know...
198
00:22:40,887 --> 00:22:42,680
it■s been really tough, but it■s
fine, it■s okay, ■coz, erm,
199
00:22:45,808 --> 00:22:48,728
I■m working now um, I■m in a
factory packing boxes,
200
00:22:49,979 --> 00:22:51,564
in fact I can■t really stay on
the phone, so er...
201
00:22:54,066 --> 00:22:57,195
So, you■re on a job yeah? That
means you■re earning doesn■t it?
202
00:22:59,155 --> 00:23:00,656
So, I might have to come down
and pay you a visit.
203
00:23:02,283 --> 00:23:03,201
Any way Tommy, you best get back
to
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00:23:04,118 --> 00:23:05,661
your job and your very quiet
factory,
205
00:23:07,413 --> 00:23:09,373
because you have a wife and baby
to take care of...
206
00:23:41,030 --> 00:23:41,489
Ellie, make it quick love ...
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00:23:43,533 --> 00:23:44,200
Right, where the hell are you
Tommy?
208
00:23:45,868 --> 00:23:46,369
I already told you I■m at work
...
209
00:23:47,870 --> 00:23:51,040
Don■t you bloody lie to me, why
did Sarah just drop a load of
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00:23:51,958 --> 00:23:52,542
your stuff off from the office
Tommy,
211
00:23:54,544 --> 00:23:55,503
she says she hasn■t seen you in
6 months.
212
00:23:56,462 --> 00:23:56,963
Ellie please, wait... ■ 6
fucking months!
213
00:24:17,942 --> 00:24:18,442
Yeah?
214
00:24:20,069 --> 00:24:22,738
Oh, dear Tommy, what have you
been up to?
215
00:24:24,198 --> 00:24:27,368
Your missus looks very upset,
very upset indeed!
216
00:24:28,911 --> 00:24:29,996
I might have to make sure she■s
alright...
217
00:24:42,216 --> 00:24:42,592
Tommy what■s going on?
218
00:24:44,051 --> 00:24:44,760
Ellie, I want you to listen to
me very, very carefully. - What?
219
00:24:45,344 --> 00:24:46,012
I want you to get Zak
220
00:24:47,221 --> 00:24:49,223
and I want you and him to go to
your mums now, okay?
221
00:24:49,557 --> 00:24:50,141
Why?
222
00:24:50,641 --> 00:24:51,309
What was that?
223
00:24:52,351 --> 00:24:52,602
Ellie what■s going on?
224
00:24:53,644 --> 00:24:54,145
Someone■s trying to break into
the house...
225
00:24:54,854 --> 00:24:55,438
Ellie, listen to me, get Zak,
226
00:24:56,772 --> 00:24:58,441
shout out the fucking bathroom
window, someone will hear you!
227
00:24:59,317 --> 00:25:00,234
I■m calling the police! - GO
NOW!
228
00:25:00,901 --> 00:25:02,737
What? Jesus fucking Christ
229
00:25:03,988 --> 00:25:05,406
Tommy, what the fuck have you
done? What have you done?
230
00:25:07,533 --> 00:25:08,993
Shh shh it■s okay... it's okay.
It's okay..
231
00:25:09,994 --> 00:25:11,621
Tommy their breaking in, where
are you?
232
00:25:14,749 --> 00:25:15,333
They■re in the house!
233
00:25:16,459 --> 00:25:17,251
Please Tommy! - I can■t, I
can■t. I fucking can■t!
234
00:25:18,628 --> 00:25:19,670
Shhh Shhh it■s alright, it's
alright..
235
00:25:20,963 --> 00:25:23,424
listen mummy■s just playing a
silly game, everything■s fine,
236
00:25:24,759 --> 00:25:27,178
shh shh come here, it■s okay...
237
00:25:28,262 --> 00:25:29,597
Tommy I don■t care what■s
happening,
238
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I just need you to come home.
239
00:25:32,099 --> 00:25:32,808
Please will you just come home.
240
00:25:34,435 --> 00:25:35,102
Oh, fuck it!
241
00:25:36,437 --> 00:25:36,937
Please Tommy...
242
00:25:41,108 --> 00:25:42,568
Shh... Shh...Come here, Shh..
Sh..
243
00:25:45,571 --> 00:25:49,784
Shh... Shh...Come here, Shh..
it■s okay, it■s okay, it■s okay!
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00:26:00,961 --> 00:28:26,648
Come on Tommy, please... hurry
up...
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