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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,656 --> 00:00:08,529 Previously on "Grosse Pointe Garden Society"... 2 00:00:08,530 --> 00:00:10,966 My friends and I sort of murdered someone. 3 00:00:10,967 --> 00:00:13,316 What are we gonna do about their car? 4 00:00:13,317 --> 00:00:15,275 Look, if you're trying to fix things with Doug, 5 00:00:15,276 --> 00:00:16,798 hanging out with me so much isn't helping. 6 00:00:16,799 --> 00:00:18,017 He just doesn't get 7 00:00:18,018 --> 00:00:19,975 that we're not into each other like that. 8 00:00:19,976 --> 00:00:23,109 Come on, it would never happen. - Right. Right. 9 00:00:23,110 --> 00:00:24,371 Um... 10 00:00:24,372 --> 00:00:25,807 Want to buy me a cup of coffee? 11 00:00:25,808 --> 00:00:28,201 Why is she still here? You guys are friends now? 12 00:00:28,202 --> 00:00:30,377 - Could get messy. - Yeah. 13 00:00:30,378 --> 00:00:32,466 I didn't say messy can't be fun. 14 00:00:32,467 --> 00:00:34,511 - Is it over? - Yes, of course. 15 00:00:34,512 --> 00:00:36,513 - I forgive you. - How can you do that? 16 00:00:36,514 --> 00:00:38,646 Because you're my ride-or-die. 17 00:00:38,647 --> 00:00:40,256 - Is Gary here? - God, no. It's over. 18 00:00:40,257 --> 00:00:41,563 I ended it. 19 00:00:42,477 --> 00:00:45,174 Whoa! Hey! 20 00:00:45,175 --> 00:00:47,482 I'm worried something bad happened. 21 00:00:48,787 --> 00:00:51,093 Is Gary here? 22 00:00:51,094 --> 00:00:53,269 I haven't heard from him in days. 23 00:00:53,270 --> 00:00:55,706 I'm worried something bad happened. 24 00:00:55,707 --> 00:00:57,752 Remember that family in Royal Oak... 25 00:00:57,753 --> 00:01:00,581 went to bed on Christmas and didn't wake up? 26 00:01:00,582 --> 00:01:01,712 Mm-hmm. 27 00:01:01,713 --> 00:01:03,366 Well, it wouldn't have happened 28 00:01:03,367 --> 00:01:05,716 if Santa had brought them one of these. 29 00:01:05,717 --> 00:01:07,109 Mm-hmm. 30 00:01:07,110 --> 00:01:08,633 You okay? 31 00:01:09,591 --> 00:01:13,159 Yeah. 32 00:01:13,160 --> 00:01:15,596 Still up for it? 33 00:01:15,597 --> 00:01:16,727 Yes. 34 00:01:22,082 --> 00:01:23,821 Ooh. Oops! 35 00:01:23,822 --> 00:01:26,389 Um, sorry. Whitening strip. 36 00:01:26,390 --> 00:01:28,739 - Oh. - Okay. 37 00:01:30,786 --> 00:01:33,396 ♪ Young love 38 00:01:33,397 --> 00:01:35,224 Oh, wait. Um... 39 00:01:38,402 --> 00:01:40,274 Too much red onion in the salad. 40 00:01:42,058 --> 00:01:43,711 Yeah. 41 00:01:45,540 --> 00:01:47,932 ♪ Just follow the beat 42 00:01:53,330 --> 00:01:56,419 - Gary might be dead. - Boner killer. 43 00:01:56,420 --> 00:01:58,595 His wife hasn't heard from him in days. 44 00:01:58,596 --> 00:02:02,425 The guy's probably just laying low. 45 00:02:06,126 --> 00:02:07,430 What if he hurt himself? 46 00:02:07,431 --> 00:02:08,518 More like he bought 47 00:02:08,519 --> 00:02:10,303 a first-class ticket to an island, 48 00:02:10,304 --> 00:02:12,696 and he's laying on the beach pounding mai tais. 49 00:02:18,616 --> 00:02:21,009 I just feel like this is all my fault. 50 00:02:21,010 --> 00:02:23,794 You know, the more you talk about this, the hotter it gets. 51 00:02:23,795 --> 00:02:25,448 Sorry. 52 00:02:25,449 --> 00:02:26,928 Look, I want to make this work, 53 00:02:26,929 --> 00:02:30,975 but we got to get this guy out of our bed. 54 00:02:43,206 --> 00:02:46,643 So, apparently, I can't just give Ford a bunch of money. 55 00:02:46,644 --> 00:02:49,255 It has to go through this whole endowment thing 56 00:02:49,256 --> 00:02:52,301 that my ex-husband set up. - Mm. 57 00:02:52,302 --> 00:02:54,303 Who knew you needed a college degree 58 00:02:54,304 --> 00:02:56,740 to understand a college scholarship? 59 00:02:56,741 --> 00:02:58,046 Don't look at me. 60 00:02:58,047 --> 00:03:00,222 Hey, I just played football at Kalamazoo. 61 00:03:00,223 --> 00:03:02,311 How'd you go from that to cop? 62 00:03:02,312 --> 00:03:07,186 Well, I blew out my shoulder and tried to get into the FBI. 63 00:03:07,187 --> 00:03:10,145 But I lied on my polygraph. 64 00:03:10,146 --> 00:03:11,668 Oh. 65 00:03:11,669 --> 00:03:13,975 About what? 66 00:03:13,976 --> 00:03:16,238 Yeah, no, we are not good enough friends yet. 67 00:03:16,239 --> 00:03:18,588 - Come on. Who'd you kill? - Nope. 68 00:03:18,589 --> 00:03:21,591 Arson. It's in your eyes. 69 00:03:21,592 --> 00:03:24,159 You like to burn things. 70 00:03:27,337 --> 00:03:29,469 Only if you tell me about your ex. 71 00:03:29,470 --> 00:03:31,253 Fine. Which one? 72 00:03:31,254 --> 00:03:33,516 - Well, how many are there? - Let's see. 73 00:03:33,517 --> 00:03:36,911 First, there was Eddie in aerospace. 74 00:03:36,912 --> 00:03:40,480 He liked to drive fast and fly high. 75 00:03:40,481 --> 00:03:43,047 We had a pretty good time until his heart gave out. 76 00:03:43,048 --> 00:03:45,224 Oh. Too much excitement? 77 00:03:45,225 --> 00:03:47,878 - And cocaine. - Hmm. Yeah. 78 00:03:47,879 --> 00:03:49,750 Well, uh, who's up next? 79 00:03:49,751 --> 00:03:53,493 Mm, Marcel was a real bon vivant. 80 00:03:53,494 --> 00:03:55,886 He owned a bunch of vineyards outside Calais. 81 00:03:55,887 --> 00:03:57,932 Everybody loved him, 82 00:03:57,933 --> 00:04:00,195 except the people he conned into buying hotels 83 00:04:00,196 --> 00:04:02,415 that he didn't own. 84 00:04:02,416 --> 00:04:05,331 Yeah, all these guys, they sound really stable. 85 00:04:05,332 --> 00:04:07,507 Uh, maybe I'm... 86 00:04:07,508 --> 00:04:09,466 meant to be alone. 87 00:04:10,728 --> 00:04:12,990 Yeah. 88 00:04:12,991 --> 00:04:15,950 Thing is, you know, even when you're with somebody, 89 00:04:15,951 --> 00:04:18,082 you can still be alone. 90 00:04:20,999 --> 00:04:23,174 I think I'm... 91 00:04:23,175 --> 00:04:25,482 probably just a lot to come home to. 92 00:04:27,005 --> 00:04:29,268 Or you just haven't found the guy that can handle it. 93 00:04:31,401 --> 00:04:32,967 Are we good enough friends to tell me 94 00:04:32,968 --> 00:04:34,185 about that polygraph yet? 95 00:04:34,186 --> 00:04:36,492 Getting closer. 96 00:04:48,723 --> 00:04:50,724 Pollination's an essential element 97 00:04:50,725 --> 00:04:52,291 of any healthy garden. 98 00:04:52,292 --> 00:04:54,597 ♪ Blood on the grass, blood on my knees ♪ 99 00:04:54,598 --> 00:04:56,947 Bumblebees return to the same flower 100 00:04:56,948 --> 00:04:58,079 again and again... 101 00:04:59,429 --> 00:05:00,864 ♪ Scream on the breeze 102 00:05:00,865 --> 00:05:02,736 ♪ You make me laugh, you bless my sneeze ♪ 103 00:05:02,737 --> 00:05:04,041 You want to get really crazy? 104 00:05:04,042 --> 00:05:05,956 ♪ Feels good to find someone ♪ 105 00:05:05,957 --> 00:05:08,785 While butterflies are easily distracted 106 00:05:08,786 --> 00:05:11,048 by bright petals and long stems. 107 00:05:12,442 --> 00:05:15,139 Can we... can... can we watch something else? 108 00:05:18,318 --> 00:05:20,188 It's so hot. 109 00:05:20,189 --> 00:05:22,364 - Where are we? - You'll see. 110 00:05:22,365 --> 00:05:25,759 ♪ You helped me back up and kiss my lips sore ♪ 111 00:05:25,760 --> 00:05:28,631 - Watch your step. Just... - Okay. 112 00:05:28,632 --> 00:05:31,330 Can I open them now? 113 00:05:31,331 --> 00:05:33,157 Now. 114 00:05:33,158 --> 00:05:35,812 Oh, my gosh! 115 00:05:35,813 --> 00:05:39,120 Hi! 116 00:05:39,121 --> 00:05:41,340 Wait, what? How? 117 00:05:41,341 --> 00:05:43,907 My boss does their signs for free. 118 00:05:50,480 --> 00:05:53,830 Yo, do you have a plunger? 119 00:05:53,831 --> 00:05:57,660 Asking for a friend. 120 00:06:03,841 --> 00:06:07,409 I know you're not ready, but when you are... 121 00:06:07,410 --> 00:06:09,237 But in the end, 122 00:06:09,238 --> 00:06:12,806 it really doesn't matter who's pollinating who. 123 00:06:12,807 --> 00:06:15,199 The secret to a great garden 124 00:06:15,200 --> 00:06:17,201 is great sex. 125 00:06:17,202 --> 00:06:18,899 - Mm. - Lower? 126 00:06:18,900 --> 00:06:20,335 Higher. 127 00:06:20,336 --> 00:06:22,685 Uh-uh, lower. 128 00:06:22,686 --> 00:06:25,514 Why are we putting in bird traps anyway? 129 00:06:25,515 --> 00:06:27,081 They're feeders. 130 00:06:27,082 --> 00:06:29,823 Judges give extra points for a variety of wildlife. 131 00:06:29,824 --> 00:06:32,695 So this is perfect for orioles and finches. 132 00:06:32,696 --> 00:06:35,394 Oh, that makes way more sense. 133 00:06:35,395 --> 00:06:37,570 - Also, coyotes. - Ugh! 134 00:06:37,571 --> 00:06:39,310 Unless you want them to eat the birds. 135 00:06:39,311 --> 00:06:41,878 Oh, so your phone does work. 136 00:06:41,879 --> 00:06:44,403 Oh, I know. I got your text. I forgot. 137 00:06:44,404 --> 00:06:45,708 I was just wondering 138 00:06:45,709 --> 00:06:47,667 if we're gonna watch the Tigers game tomorrow. 139 00:06:48,843 --> 00:06:50,409 These apps are making me insane. 140 00:06:50,410 --> 00:06:52,019 Yeah, someone should really invent 141 00:06:52,020 --> 00:06:53,760 a better way to have anonymous sex. 142 00:06:53,761 --> 00:06:56,458 - Yeah. - Why are you even on them? 143 00:06:56,459 --> 00:06:57,981 What do you mean? 144 00:06:57,982 --> 00:07:00,022 I just mean you never really put yourself out there. 145 00:07:01,246 --> 00:07:03,552 Contrary to what you all may think, I'm still a dude. 146 00:07:03,553 --> 00:07:04,771 Yeah, you are. 147 00:07:04,772 --> 00:07:06,555 All man. 148 00:07:06,556 --> 00:07:08,427 I just meant since your divorce. 149 00:07:08,428 --> 00:07:11,212 - Yeah, I'm overdue. - I love it. 150 00:07:11,213 --> 00:07:12,735 Release the kraken. 151 00:07:12,736 --> 00:07:14,737 I'll take anyone who's semi-normal 152 00:07:14,738 --> 00:07:16,478 who can semi-appreciate me. 153 00:07:16,479 --> 00:07:18,959 Oh, that app definitely does not exist. 154 00:07:18,960 --> 00:07:20,360 So are we watching the game or what? 155 00:07:21,441 --> 00:07:24,051 Uh, yeah. Yeah, that'd be cool. 156 00:07:24,052 --> 00:07:25,661 O'Sullivan's is playing it in their beer garden. 157 00:07:25,662 --> 00:07:27,185 Yeah, I'll text you. 158 00:07:31,538 --> 00:07:34,670 So, uh, what height don't we want to feed the coyotes at? 159 00:07:43,158 --> 00:07:46,247 Kind of just want to talk about the whole college thing. 160 00:07:46,248 --> 00:07:48,468 So have you looked at any schools yet? 161 00:07:50,644 --> 00:07:52,122 Not really. 162 00:07:52,123 --> 00:07:54,516 Did you talk to that guidance counselor lady? 163 00:07:54,517 --> 00:07:56,387 Nope. 164 00:07:56,388 --> 00:07:58,433 So what are you thinking? 165 00:07:58,434 --> 00:08:00,957 I'm thinking I might not go. 166 00:08:02,307 --> 00:08:03,917 You don't get the money if you don't go. 167 00:08:03,918 --> 00:08:05,527 Can't you just give it to someone else? 168 00:08:05,528 --> 00:08:07,311 I'd rather give it to you. 169 00:08:07,312 --> 00:08:09,705 Yeah, well... 170 00:08:09,706 --> 00:08:12,534 it's just a lot for my family to process right now. 171 00:08:12,535 --> 00:08:14,188 What are you talking about? 172 00:08:14,189 --> 00:08:15,798 I don't know. 173 00:08:15,799 --> 00:08:18,148 Things are weird at home, okay? 174 00:08:18,149 --> 00:08:19,541 Okay. 175 00:08:19,542 --> 00:08:20,890 They just don't need the stress 176 00:08:20,891 --> 00:08:22,718 of all the applications and the campus tours. 177 00:08:22,719 --> 00:08:27,244 Maybe I can make it easier on your parents. 178 00:08:27,245 --> 00:08:28,768 You've done enough. 179 00:08:37,255 --> 00:08:38,473 If you change your mind... 180 00:08:38,474 --> 00:08:40,475 Just... 181 00:08:40,476 --> 00:08:42,217 leave me alone. 182 00:08:47,352 --> 00:08:48,744 Hmm... 183 00:08:57,188 --> 00:08:59,189 Gary? 184 00:08:59,190 --> 00:09:01,670 Gary. 185 00:09:01,671 --> 00:09:03,847 What happened to you? 186 00:09:05,632 --> 00:09:07,241 Oh, my God. 187 00:09:07,242 --> 00:09:09,809 It looks worse than it is. 188 00:09:09,810 --> 00:09:12,725 Are you missing a tooth? 189 00:09:12,726 --> 00:09:15,597 Just stay away from me, okay? 190 00:09:15,598 --> 00:09:17,033 Wait! 191 00:09:17,034 --> 00:09:19,863 And don't tell your husband about this. 192 00:09:29,743 --> 00:09:32,266 Guys, I know this is awful and no amount of therapy 193 00:09:32,267 --> 00:09:34,181 is ever gonna make us normal again, 194 00:09:34,182 --> 00:09:37,576 but right now, we gotta get this out of here. 195 00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:38,794 What have we done? 196 00:09:38,795 --> 00:09:39,969 That is not a useful question! 197 00:09:39,970 --> 00:09:42,406 Will you give her a break? 198 00:09:42,407 --> 00:09:44,147 Okay. 199 00:09:44,148 --> 00:09:47,629 The question is, how do we get the body to the garden? 200 00:09:47,630 --> 00:09:49,109 What about your truck? 201 00:09:49,110 --> 00:09:51,633 - I can't move this by myself. - We can all do it. 202 00:09:51,634 --> 00:09:53,635 You want me to touch a dead person? 203 00:09:53,636 --> 00:09:55,506 Okay, just pull around to the loading dock. 204 00:09:55,507 --> 00:09:59,119 No, we can't use the truck. The back's all open. 205 00:09:59,120 --> 00:10:00,207 Oh, perfect. 206 00:10:00,208 --> 00:10:01,643 So, if anyone looks, they'll be like, 207 00:10:01,644 --> 00:10:03,689 "Hey, murderers, this your corpse back here?" 208 00:10:03,690 --> 00:10:05,255 Then we'll use their car. 209 00:10:05,256 --> 00:10:06,909 Who's gonna drive a dead person's car 210 00:10:06,910 --> 00:10:09,129 with the dead person in it? 211 00:10:09,130 --> 00:10:10,043 I will. 212 00:10:10,044 --> 00:10:12,915 No, no, no, no. Hell no! 213 00:10:12,916 --> 00:10:14,613 - It should be me. - Guys... 214 00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:15,875 Why you? Why not her? 215 00:10:15,876 --> 00:10:17,267 I'm still drunk. 216 00:10:17,268 --> 00:10:19,008 Yeah, and she's on probation for drunk driving. 217 00:10:19,009 --> 00:10:20,531 - Guys... - Right. She knows how. 218 00:10:20,532 --> 00:10:22,185 I can drive the body. 219 00:10:25,450 --> 00:10:26,799 All of this is my fault. 220 00:10:30,934 --> 00:10:33,457 - You can't go alone. - She won't be. 221 00:10:35,678 --> 00:10:36,852 Why me? 222 00:10:36,853 --> 00:10:38,985 If we get pulled over, 223 00:10:38,986 --> 00:10:42,249 you're the drunk friend who needs a ride home. 224 00:10:50,301 --> 00:10:54,565 ♪ Right before my very eyes ♪ 225 00:10:54,566 --> 00:10:56,785 S-T-O-P. 226 00:10:56,786 --> 00:11:02,573 ♪ I thought that you were only faking it ♪ 227 00:11:02,574 --> 00:11:05,489 ♪ And like before 228 00:11:05,490 --> 00:11:08,405 S-T-O-P. 229 00:11:10,452 --> 00:11:13,584 Why do you keep doing that? 230 00:11:13,585 --> 00:11:17,066 Fully spell out "stop," and it's a complete stop. 231 00:11:17,067 --> 00:11:18,894 - Good tip. - Lots of practice. 232 00:11:20,897 --> 00:11:22,028 Oh, no. 233 00:11:22,029 --> 00:11:23,290 - What is that? - I don't know. 234 00:11:23,291 --> 00:11:25,031 I don't know. - What is that? 235 00:11:25,032 --> 00:11:26,249 I'm telling you, I don't know. 236 00:11:26,250 --> 00:11:27,903 - Well... S-T-O-P! - Oh! 237 00:11:35,738 --> 00:11:37,478 We're out of gas. 238 00:11:37,479 --> 00:11:40,046 Like, "out of gas" out of gas? 239 00:11:40,047 --> 00:11:43,136 Or, like, "there's still a few days left" out of gas? 240 00:11:43,137 --> 00:11:44,790 It's below empty. 241 00:11:44,791 --> 00:11:46,182 Who drives on empty? 242 00:11:46,183 --> 00:11:47,880 Someone who doesn't think they're gonna end up 243 00:11:47,881 --> 00:11:48,837 in their own trunk. 244 00:11:48,838 --> 00:11:51,013 Oh, my God. 245 00:11:51,014 --> 00:11:52,798 Oh, my God. - Okay, we just... 246 00:11:52,799 --> 00:11:53,886 we gotta get gas. 247 00:11:53,887 --> 00:11:55,757 With a dead person in the trunk? 248 00:11:55,758 --> 00:11:57,411 Would you rather be stranded on the side of the road 249 00:11:57,412 --> 00:11:58,760 with a dead person in the trunk? 250 00:11:58,761 --> 00:12:00,806 I'd rather go home and take a shower. 251 00:12:00,807 --> 00:12:03,330 Okay, we just gotta find a gas station... 252 00:12:03,331 --> 00:12:04,723 Oh, please. 253 00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:06,376 And act like a couple of prom queens 254 00:12:06,377 --> 00:12:07,987 who just had the time of their lives. 255 00:12:07,988 --> 00:12:10,729 - I can't do this. - Hey. 256 00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:12,774 You can. 257 00:12:12,775 --> 00:12:14,254 How are you so calm? 258 00:12:17,780 --> 00:12:19,259 I've learned people are capable 259 00:12:19,260 --> 00:12:21,087 of way more than you think. 260 00:12:24,482 --> 00:12:26,570 ♪ Baby, what a big surprise ♪ 261 00:12:31,620 --> 00:12:35,797 Hold still, Daddy. You're gonna smudge it. 262 00:12:35,798 --> 00:12:37,059 Oh, that's nice. 263 00:12:37,060 --> 00:12:39,192 The pinkies are the hardest part. 264 00:12:39,193 --> 00:12:41,063 Oh. 265 00:12:41,064 --> 00:12:43,805 Okay, both of you go upstairs and brush your teeth, please. 266 00:12:43,806 --> 00:12:45,720 But I'm not done with Daddy's manicure. 267 00:12:45,721 --> 00:12:49,376 But I'm gonna look so pretty for my 10:00 with sales. 268 00:12:49,377 --> 00:12:51,987 All right, off you go. 269 00:12:51,988 --> 00:12:53,598 There you go. 270 00:12:54,991 --> 00:12:56,513 Mm. 271 00:12:56,514 --> 00:12:59,995 By the way, poker night tonight. 272 00:12:59,996 --> 00:13:01,997 I'm gonna miss dinner. 273 00:13:01,998 --> 00:13:04,695 Oh. 274 00:13:04,696 --> 00:13:07,133 You'll also miss our appointment. 275 00:13:07,134 --> 00:13:09,962 Damn. 276 00:13:09,963 --> 00:13:12,355 But, uh... 277 00:13:12,356 --> 00:13:14,314 you missed last night too. 278 00:13:14,315 --> 00:13:16,795 The therapist says we gotta stick to the intimacy schedule. 279 00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:20,234 Sorry, babe, I've just been slammed at work. 280 00:13:22,453 --> 00:13:23,803 Sure you're not avoiding me? 281 00:13:26,066 --> 00:13:27,632 Come on, now. 282 00:13:29,721 --> 00:13:31,941 Ran into Gary at the mall. 283 00:13:34,248 --> 00:13:36,379 - How was his vacation? - Not great. 284 00:13:36,380 --> 00:13:38,599 - Oh? - He didn't get a tan. 285 00:13:38,600 --> 00:13:40,166 He... 286 00:13:40,167 --> 00:13:42,081 he got his ass kicked. 287 00:13:42,082 --> 00:13:43,604 Well, did he say who did it? 288 00:13:43,605 --> 00:13:46,781 Oh, clearly someone who thought he deserved it. 289 00:13:46,782 --> 00:13:49,349 Yeah, well, I bet there's a lot of husbands 290 00:13:49,350 --> 00:13:51,046 who want to knock out that guy's teeth. 291 00:13:53,180 --> 00:13:54,615 All right, kiddos. 292 00:13:54,616 --> 00:13:56,312 Daddy's train is about to leave the station. 293 00:13:56,313 --> 00:13:57,400 Let's go! 294 00:13:57,401 --> 00:13:59,098 - Say bye to Mommy. - Bye. 295 00:13:59,099 --> 00:14:00,621 Have a great day. 296 00:14:00,622 --> 00:14:02,188 All right, let's boogie. 297 00:14:02,189 --> 00:14:05,844 Hey, hey, hey. Um, wait a minute. 298 00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:08,150 How did you know he had a tooth missing? 299 00:14:10,327 --> 00:14:13,025 You said he had been worked over. 300 00:14:13,026 --> 00:14:14,243 Right. 301 00:14:14,244 --> 00:14:16,898 Probably had a broken nose too. 302 00:14:26,909 --> 00:14:29,128 No, I can't ask that. 303 00:14:29,129 --> 00:14:31,957 Because I'm at some dude's apartment right now. 304 00:14:31,958 --> 00:14:34,263 Yes, I slept over. 305 00:14:34,264 --> 00:14:35,525 Why can't you do it? 306 00:14:35,526 --> 00:14:37,006 What? I gotta go. 307 00:14:39,313 --> 00:14:41,488 Last night was, uh... 308 00:14:41,489 --> 00:14:43,316 was really fun. 309 00:14:43,317 --> 00:14:45,448 - Got a little crazy. - Mm. 310 00:14:45,449 --> 00:14:47,450 The good kind? - The best kind. 311 00:14:49,801 --> 00:14:51,498 Oh, it's cool if you have to go or... 312 00:14:51,499 --> 00:14:53,456 - I don't want to. - Oh, then stay. 313 00:14:53,457 --> 00:14:54,632 I can't. 314 00:14:58,027 --> 00:14:59,898 Am I making it weird? 315 00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:02,465 Uh... 316 00:15:02,466 --> 00:15:05,816 I kind of lied on my profile. 317 00:15:05,817 --> 00:15:07,340 Yeah. 318 00:15:07,341 --> 00:15:09,037 There's someone else. - Oh, no. 319 00:15:09,038 --> 00:15:11,300 I mean, there is someone else, but it's just... 320 00:15:11,301 --> 00:15:13,302 it's not that kind of someone else. 321 00:15:13,303 --> 00:15:14,825 Oh, like, an open relationship? 322 00:15:14,826 --> 00:15:17,132 - I have a kid. - Oh! 323 00:15:17,133 --> 00:15:19,265 Why'd you lie about that? 324 00:15:19,266 --> 00:15:21,832 I mean, what guy wants to hear about the stripper's kid? 325 00:15:21,833 --> 00:15:24,444 Wait, wait, wait. You're a stripper? 326 00:15:24,445 --> 00:15:26,489 No, I just mean, like, single moms 327 00:15:26,490 --> 00:15:28,274 aren't exactly killing it on the apps. 328 00:15:31,974 --> 00:15:34,497 Sorry, do you have anything for a second grader's lunch? 329 00:15:34,498 --> 00:15:36,673 My ex forgot to pack one for her field trip. 330 00:15:37,980 --> 00:15:40,155 You've come to the right kitchen, my friend. 331 00:15:40,156 --> 00:15:41,635 Boom. - Oh! 332 00:15:41,636 --> 00:15:43,028 - Mm-hmm. - Hello. 333 00:15:43,029 --> 00:15:45,334 I was just hoping for popcorn and Gatorade. 334 00:15:45,335 --> 00:15:47,815 No, Lunchables, Uncrustables, 335 00:15:47,816 --> 00:15:50,644 fake cheese, yogurt tubes. 336 00:15:50,645 --> 00:15:52,559 My knight in shining armor. 337 00:15:52,560 --> 00:15:54,343 Ooh, I'm gonna add that to my profile. 338 00:15:54,344 --> 00:15:56,258 Um... okay. 339 00:15:56,259 --> 00:15:59,783 So I'm just going to hijack the rest of your coffee, 340 00:15:59,784 --> 00:16:03,004 and I'll get myself out of here. 341 00:16:03,005 --> 00:16:07,008 Or you could come back later, and I'll take you to breakfast. 342 00:16:07,009 --> 00:16:08,792 I'd like that, Brian. 343 00:16:08,793 --> 00:16:10,359 Brett. 344 00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:12,231 - Are you sure? - Ah... 345 00:16:14,886 --> 00:16:17,497 I'm stealing your shirt! 346 00:16:21,763 --> 00:16:25,896 Okay, so we have potato skins shaped like mitts, 347 00:16:25,897 --> 00:16:28,116 chicken nuggets shaped like little home plates, 348 00:16:28,117 --> 00:16:29,378 and taquitos... 349 00:16:29,379 --> 00:16:31,250 Shaped like penises? 350 00:16:31,251 --> 00:16:32,729 Those are baseball bats. 351 00:16:32,730 --> 00:16:34,818 You didn't have to go to all this trouble. 352 00:16:34,819 --> 00:16:36,864 Oh, don't be silly. I do this every game. 353 00:16:36,865 --> 00:16:39,693 You always make penis taquitos? 354 00:16:41,565 --> 00:16:43,914 We felt bad for you, okay? 355 00:16:43,915 --> 00:16:46,439 Yeah, you know, just with Brett blowing you off. 356 00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:48,093 Oh, he didn't blow me off. 357 00:16:48,094 --> 00:16:51,444 He just sent me the shrugging cat emoji. 358 00:16:51,445 --> 00:16:53,576 What does that even mean? 359 00:16:53,577 --> 00:16:55,535 That he got a better offer? 360 00:16:55,536 --> 00:16:57,058 Yeah, okay, that would drive me crazy. 361 00:16:57,059 --> 00:16:59,017 Well, he's allowed to have fun. 362 00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:01,236 Let's hope the fun he ends up with is down 363 00:17:01,237 --> 00:17:02,759 with him having a girl bestie. 364 00:17:02,760 --> 00:17:04,587 Why wouldn't they be? 365 00:17:04,588 --> 00:17:06,067 I'm married. 366 00:17:06,068 --> 00:17:08,069 You're also super bomb, 367 00:17:08,070 --> 00:17:10,767 so they might have a slight problem. 368 00:17:10,768 --> 00:17:13,640 Well, I'm not worried. 369 00:17:13,641 --> 00:17:15,163 Okay, great. 370 00:17:15,164 --> 00:17:18,123 Well, then how do you and Brett normally do all this? 371 00:17:18,124 --> 00:17:19,776 Oh, we usually do a shot 372 00:17:19,777 --> 00:17:21,778 every time someone gets a double or more. 373 00:17:21,779 --> 00:17:23,171 I can't do shots. 374 00:17:23,172 --> 00:17:25,086 I have to take the kids to school in the morning. 375 00:17:25,087 --> 00:17:26,783 I'll just do a shot every time 376 00:17:26,784 --> 00:17:28,220 they pat each other's butts. 377 00:17:28,221 --> 00:17:29,786 Oh, you're gonna be wasted. 378 00:17:29,787 --> 00:17:31,527 Well, then I think I found my sport. 379 00:17:32,616 --> 00:17:33,790 ♪ Come on, come on 380 00:17:33,791 --> 00:17:35,923 ♪ Just make that Tootsee Roll ♪ 381 00:17:35,924 --> 00:17:37,794 ♪ Here we go, here we go 382 00:17:37,795 --> 00:17:39,883 ♪ Just make that Tootsee Roll ♪ 383 00:17:39,884 --> 00:17:41,624 ♪ Yeah, come on 384 00:17:41,625 --> 00:17:43,017 You could send it to voice mail. 385 00:17:43,018 --> 00:17:44,975 But then he'll know that I saw he called. 386 00:17:44,976 --> 00:17:47,195 ♪ And make that Tootsee Roll ♪ 387 00:17:47,196 --> 00:17:49,371 Who's "Hot Cop"? 388 00:17:49,372 --> 00:17:52,113 Something I'm trying to quit. 389 00:17:52,114 --> 00:17:55,116 - No one patted a butt. - They will. 390 00:17:55,117 --> 00:17:58,946 Hey, guys, can we please just watch the game? 391 00:17:58,947 --> 00:18:00,774 - Yeah, sure. - Mm-hmm. 392 00:18:00,775 --> 00:18:02,559 - Mm-hmm. - Okay. 393 00:18:05,867 --> 00:18:08,042 Oh, my bacon-wrapped dates! 394 00:18:08,043 --> 00:18:10,175 Oh, no, no, no, no, no! - Oh, it's for the best! 395 00:18:10,176 --> 00:18:12,307 There's so much food. - Oh, no, no! 396 00:18:12,308 --> 00:18:14,614 Oh, God! Oh! 397 00:18:14,615 --> 00:18:16,529 - Do you want some help? - Oh, Jesus! 398 00:18:16,530 --> 00:18:18,008 - Oh. - Can you get the broom? 399 00:18:18,009 --> 00:18:20,315 - Yeah, where is it? - Just right over there. 400 00:18:20,316 --> 00:18:21,490 Oh! 401 00:18:21,491 --> 00:18:23,492 No, no, no, no, no. 402 00:18:23,493 --> 00:18:25,668 Here, here, here. 403 00:18:25,669 --> 00:18:28,454 Oh, thank you. Jesus! 404 00:18:28,455 --> 00:18:30,891 Come on. Stop. 405 00:18:30,892 --> 00:18:31,848 Oh. 406 00:18:31,849 --> 00:18:33,415 Oh! 407 00:18:33,416 --> 00:18:35,765 Oh, Tucker just installed these. 408 00:18:35,766 --> 00:18:37,332 He's gonna kill me. 409 00:18:50,564 --> 00:18:53,174 Is that a camera? 410 00:18:53,175 --> 00:18:56,135 You might want to rethink doing that shot. 411 00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:10,452 - How was poker night? - Oh, great. Won big. 412 00:19:10,453 --> 00:19:13,674 Enough to replace the smoke detector I broke? 413 00:19:15,806 --> 00:19:17,024 What happened? 414 00:19:17,025 --> 00:19:19,287 Burned some appetizers, 415 00:19:19,288 --> 00:19:21,421 but you probably already knew that. 416 00:19:31,300 --> 00:19:33,302 I don't want to be spied on. 417 00:19:36,697 --> 00:19:39,177 Well... 418 00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:41,527 I didn't want you to bang Gary in our bed. 419 00:19:41,528 --> 00:19:44,312 - Oh, my God. - But here we are. 420 00:19:44,313 --> 00:19:46,793 - You said you forgave me. - You fell in love with him. 421 00:19:46,794 --> 00:19:48,708 So you pulverized his face? 422 00:19:48,709 --> 00:19:50,710 You know, it was my guys, actually. 423 00:19:50,711 --> 00:19:51,754 Your guys? 424 00:19:51,755 --> 00:19:53,321 You put in office alarm systems. 425 00:19:53,322 --> 00:19:55,410 We also do response security. 426 00:19:55,411 --> 00:19:57,891 Well, they responded. 427 00:19:57,892 --> 00:20:00,198 Look, I'm just trying to protect my family. 428 00:20:04,420 --> 00:20:06,160 You don't have to do all this. 429 00:20:06,161 --> 00:20:07,901 Neither did you! 430 00:20:07,902 --> 00:20:09,511 - You have me now. - Do I? 431 00:20:09,512 --> 00:20:11,165 Come on, Tucker. 432 00:20:11,166 --> 00:20:14,690 You only ended it because you got played. 433 00:20:14,691 --> 00:20:16,127 I'm yours. 434 00:20:17,781 --> 00:20:19,913 How am I supposed to ever believe that? 435 00:20:30,664 --> 00:20:31,925 I mean... 436 00:20:31,926 --> 00:20:34,536 how many times can you dock in Saint-Tropez 437 00:20:34,537 --> 00:20:36,582 without feeling like it's Groundhog Day? 438 00:20:36,583 --> 00:20:38,671 Yachts... can't live with them, 439 00:20:38,672 --> 00:20:41,064 can't torch them for the insurance payout. 440 00:20:44,068 --> 00:20:46,766 God, I miss you sometimes. 441 00:20:46,767 --> 00:20:48,855 Well, you shouldn't have divorced me. 442 00:20:48,856 --> 00:20:51,945 You were sending me to an early grave. 443 00:20:51,946 --> 00:20:53,729 Well, that was the plan. 444 00:20:58,692 --> 00:21:00,170 How are your kids? 445 00:21:00,171 --> 00:21:01,911 Monica is enjoying a brief stint 446 00:21:01,912 --> 00:21:04,305 back in her artists' colony. 447 00:21:04,306 --> 00:21:06,351 You mean rehab? 448 00:21:06,352 --> 00:21:09,442 Their therapeutic arts program is exceptional. 449 00:21:11,139 --> 00:21:13,488 More importantly, how's your kid? 450 00:21:13,489 --> 00:21:14,750 Mm. 451 00:21:16,927 --> 00:21:19,102 He wants nothing to do with me. 452 00:21:19,103 --> 00:21:20,408 Neither do mine. 453 00:21:20,409 --> 00:21:22,367 At least they want your money. 454 00:21:22,368 --> 00:21:24,282 - So write him a check. - I tried. 455 00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:27,286 Write a bigger one. 456 00:21:28,765 --> 00:21:33,334 Maybe I'm not cut out for, you know, motherhood. 457 00:21:33,335 --> 00:21:35,162 Liam would disagree. 458 00:21:35,163 --> 00:21:37,382 Liam is ten years older than me. 459 00:21:37,383 --> 00:21:38,861 He still calls you Mom. 460 00:21:38,862 --> 00:21:40,123 He only started that 461 00:21:40,124 --> 00:21:42,778 when I wouldn't have sex with him. 462 00:21:42,779 --> 00:21:44,171 Really? 463 00:21:44,172 --> 00:21:46,870 Christmas trip, Aspen. 464 00:21:49,438 --> 00:21:51,134 My boy's always had good taste. 465 00:21:55,618 --> 00:22:00,274 Well, I think my boy might be better off without me. 466 00:22:00,275 --> 00:22:01,797 It's not that easy. 467 00:22:01,798 --> 00:22:04,278 It was for the first 16 years of his life. 468 00:22:04,279 --> 00:22:06,367 Why not now? 469 00:22:06,368 --> 00:22:10,110 Because if you really want to be his mom... 470 00:22:10,111 --> 00:22:12,331 it's not a choice. 471 00:22:15,943 --> 00:22:18,423 Why didn't we work out? 472 00:22:18,424 --> 00:22:19,902 I'm an old bore. 473 00:22:19,903 --> 00:22:22,906 I could use some more boring in my life. 474 00:22:35,092 --> 00:22:38,747 You fell in love with him. 475 00:22:38,748 --> 00:22:41,663 I'm yours. 476 00:22:41,664 --> 00:22:44,406 How am I supposed to ever believe that? 477 00:23:30,147 --> 00:23:32,018 Okay, this is a good one. Okay. 478 00:23:32,019 --> 00:23:33,498 This is a guy in finance. - Mm. 479 00:23:33,499 --> 00:23:36,762 But his real passion is doing dance TikToks. 480 00:23:38,025 --> 00:23:41,288 And he prefers baths over showers. 481 00:23:41,289 --> 00:23:43,638 And he loves using the word "rizz." 482 00:23:43,639 --> 00:23:46,162 Ooh! Uh... 483 00:23:46,163 --> 00:23:48,165 - Hang on, hang on. - You only get one guess. 484 00:23:50,820 --> 00:23:51,994 Him. 485 00:23:51,995 --> 00:23:53,300 But he's more "YOLO" than "rizz." 486 00:23:53,301 --> 00:23:55,520 Okay, yes. Now you're getting it. 487 00:23:55,521 --> 00:23:57,478 Okay, okay, okay, okay. My turn. 488 00:23:57,479 --> 00:24:00,220 - Okay. - Um... 489 00:24:00,221 --> 00:24:01,830 all right. 490 00:24:01,831 --> 00:24:04,050 She's a little kooky. 491 00:24:04,051 --> 00:24:05,573 Mm... 492 00:24:05,574 --> 00:24:08,663 okay, there's a lot of cray-cray in here tonight. 493 00:24:08,664 --> 00:24:10,273 But the good kind, like, uh... 494 00:24:10,274 --> 00:24:14,016 like somebody who wants to ride the biggest roller coaster 495 00:24:14,017 --> 00:24:16,105 or, uh, streak a Denny's 496 00:24:16,106 --> 00:24:18,368 or crash somebody's bat mitzvah. 497 00:24:18,369 --> 00:24:20,370 Mm... give me more. 498 00:24:20,371 --> 00:24:21,850 Okay. 499 00:24:21,851 --> 00:24:25,767 She smells good, like vacation. 500 00:24:25,768 --> 00:24:27,029 Ooh, I like that. 501 00:24:27,030 --> 00:24:29,641 And she's the kind of person 502 00:24:29,642 --> 00:24:34,254 who's just really easy to be with, 503 00:24:34,255 --> 00:24:36,822 especially for a guy who hasn't been on an actual date 504 00:24:36,823 --> 00:24:39,389 in a very long time. 505 00:24:42,524 --> 00:24:43,872 Is it her? 506 00:24:49,879 --> 00:24:51,532 Um, okay, okay, my turn. 507 00:24:51,533 --> 00:24:53,316 Alice. 508 00:24:53,317 --> 00:24:54,493 Alice. 509 00:24:55,885 --> 00:24:59,540 Hey. Hey. This is... this is Cricket. 510 00:24:59,541 --> 00:25:01,324 Oh. 511 00:25:01,325 --> 00:25:03,936 Cricket, this is, uh... this is my, um... 512 00:25:03,937 --> 00:25:05,241 garden buddy. 513 00:25:05,242 --> 00:25:06,242 Yeah. 514 00:25:06,243 --> 00:25:08,897 Well, nice to meet you. - Hi. 515 00:25:08,898 --> 00:25:12,510 Doug. Not a gardener. 516 00:25:12,511 --> 00:25:15,251 - Did you see the Tigers won? - Oh, yeah. 517 00:25:15,252 --> 00:25:17,384 That bottom-of-the-seventh home run was unreal. 518 00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:20,387 - You watched it? - He almost caught it. 519 00:25:20,388 --> 00:25:21,780 Yeah, and if this kid in front of us 520 00:25:21,781 --> 00:25:23,912 didn't bring his stupid mitt, like... 521 00:25:23,913 --> 00:25:26,088 - Wait, you were there? - Yeah. 522 00:25:26,089 --> 00:25:28,264 Well, uh, someone in Cricket's class 523 00:25:28,265 --> 00:25:30,440 gave her these insane tickets, you know. 524 00:25:30,441 --> 00:25:32,268 Huh. 525 00:25:32,269 --> 00:25:34,706 It's just one of the many amazing perks 526 00:25:34,707 --> 00:25:35,837 of being a teacher. 527 00:25:35,838 --> 00:25:36,925 Huh. 528 00:25:36,926 --> 00:25:38,927 Well, hey, Alice used to teach. 529 00:25:38,928 --> 00:25:41,148 Oh. Why'd you stop? 530 00:25:42,628 --> 00:25:43,932 Um, I... 531 00:25:43,933 --> 00:25:45,020 I can seat you when you're ready. 532 00:25:45,021 --> 00:25:46,456 - Thanks. - Yeah, yeah. We're ready. 533 00:25:46,457 --> 00:25:48,284 Enjoy. - Bye. 534 00:25:48,285 --> 00:25:50,852 - Nice to meet you. - Have a good night. 535 00:25:50,853 --> 00:25:52,941 Oh. 536 00:25:52,942 --> 00:25:55,378 Can I get you anything to drink? 537 00:25:55,379 --> 00:25:57,642 Absolutely. 538 00:25:57,643 --> 00:25:59,253 Yeah, that'd be great. Thanks. 539 00:26:07,609 --> 00:26:09,349 How was your day? 540 00:26:09,350 --> 00:26:10,916 Uneventful. 541 00:26:10,917 --> 00:26:12,613 They come fix the AC? 542 00:26:12,614 --> 00:26:13,919 Mm-hmm. 543 00:26:13,920 --> 00:26:15,616 Uh... 544 00:26:15,617 --> 00:26:17,576 said we need a new compressor. 545 00:26:19,578 --> 00:26:21,622 They leave an estimate? 546 00:26:21,623 --> 00:26:23,885 Over there. 547 00:26:30,893 --> 00:26:32,633 Hmm. 548 00:26:32,634 --> 00:26:33,852 Was it the supervisor 549 00:26:33,853 --> 00:26:35,810 or the short guy they always send? 550 00:26:39,032 --> 00:26:40,902 Weren't you watching? 551 00:26:45,342 --> 00:26:47,388 Would it upset you if I was? 552 00:26:50,304 --> 00:26:51,566 No. 553 00:26:55,048 --> 00:26:57,266 Still have on those green undies? 554 00:27:05,319 --> 00:27:07,668 - They're from France. - Oh. 555 00:27:12,369 --> 00:27:16,111 It's not 9:00. 556 00:27:16,112 --> 00:27:17,678 I don't care. 557 00:27:36,002 --> 00:27:38,438 Hi there. 558 00:27:38,439 --> 00:27:40,701 How you holding up? - Better. 559 00:27:40,702 --> 00:27:42,485 Okay. 560 00:27:42,486 --> 00:27:45,271 Good. 561 00:27:45,272 --> 00:27:48,578 I'm gonna ask you something, and, uh... 562 00:27:48,579 --> 00:27:51,277 I need you to stay calm. 563 00:27:51,278 --> 00:27:52,234 Okay. 564 00:27:52,235 --> 00:27:54,454 Do you have any cash on you? 565 00:27:54,455 --> 00:27:56,282 Brett made us leave all our phones and purses 566 00:27:56,283 --> 00:27:58,240 at the garden center so they couldn't track us! 567 00:27:58,241 --> 00:28:00,634 I just, uh... I meant, like... 568 00:28:00,635 --> 00:28:02,375 tucked away in your bra or something. 569 00:28:02,376 --> 00:28:05,465 What? Like, someone gave me a tip? 570 00:28:05,466 --> 00:28:07,249 Okay. 571 00:28:07,250 --> 00:28:09,730 Okay, check the glove compartment. 572 00:28:17,173 --> 00:28:19,740 All right. Uh, what about under the seat? 573 00:28:22,744 --> 00:28:26,094 Oh... 574 00:28:26,095 --> 00:28:28,358 - Okay. - What do we do? 575 00:28:30,012 --> 00:28:31,491 Nothing you're gonna like. 576 00:28:40,501 --> 00:28:43,024 You take left pocket. I'll take right. 577 00:28:46,725 --> 00:28:50,075 Oh, God, this is all kinds of wrong. 578 00:28:50,076 --> 00:28:52,425 Pretty much the theme of the night. 579 00:28:54,689 --> 00:28:55,863 Oh! 580 00:28:55,864 --> 00:28:57,909 Ugh, it's used. - Oh, God. 581 00:28:57,910 --> 00:29:00,216 Oh, God, gross. 582 00:29:01,914 --> 00:29:04,568 - Oh, oh, oh. - What? 583 00:29:07,223 --> 00:29:09,747 That's at least half a tank of gas. 584 00:29:09,748 --> 00:29:12,619 Oh, great. Now we're drug dealers too. 585 00:29:17,799 --> 00:29:19,669 Wait! 586 00:29:19,670 --> 00:29:21,802 The name's on the bottle. 587 00:29:39,647 --> 00:29:41,213 I kind of like her. 588 00:29:41,214 --> 00:29:42,867 What do you like about her? 589 00:29:42,868 --> 00:29:44,869 I mean, what's not to like? 590 00:29:44,870 --> 00:29:48,481 She's hot, funny, down-to-earth. 591 00:29:48,482 --> 00:29:50,439 Yeah, I guess. 592 00:29:50,440 --> 00:29:52,615 Mm. She's even a teacher. 593 00:29:52,616 --> 00:29:54,617 Yoga teacher. 594 00:29:54,618 --> 00:29:55,880 Whatever. 595 00:29:55,881 --> 00:29:58,404 Brett's definitely getting pregnant tonight. 596 00:30:01,103 --> 00:30:03,844 So what exactly is a garden buddy? 597 00:30:03,845 --> 00:30:08,066 Wait, are you weirded out that my best friend is a girl? 598 00:30:08,067 --> 00:30:09,807 - Oh! - Ah. 599 00:30:09,808 --> 00:30:14,246 I'm sorry, I thought she was just your garden buddy. 600 00:30:14,247 --> 00:30:17,466 Why can't you just be happy for the guy? 601 00:30:17,467 --> 00:30:20,861 I just feel like my friend can do better. 602 00:30:20,862 --> 00:30:23,037 Really? 603 00:30:23,038 --> 00:30:25,997 Feels like you're a little jealous. 604 00:30:25,998 --> 00:30:27,476 Seriously? 605 00:30:27,477 --> 00:30:30,958 I mean, we've spent enough time talking about it. 606 00:30:30,959 --> 00:30:33,308 ♪ You got it wrong, it's not as it seems ♪ 607 00:30:33,309 --> 00:30:35,397 - So let's stop. - Ah. 608 00:30:35,398 --> 00:30:37,835 ♪ You're Ascendant Scorpio 609 00:30:37,836 --> 00:30:39,271 Oh! 610 00:30:39,272 --> 00:30:41,621 I mean, when you spend a lot of time with someone, 611 00:30:41,622 --> 00:30:44,450 obviously, it crosses your mind. 612 00:30:44,451 --> 00:30:46,278 I'm not saying you're into her. 613 00:30:46,279 --> 00:30:48,062 Well, good, 'cause I'm not. 614 00:30:48,063 --> 00:30:50,282 I'm saying she wants you to be. 615 00:30:50,283 --> 00:30:52,675 What do you mean? 616 00:30:52,676 --> 00:30:53,894 I don't know, I just get the vibe 617 00:30:53,895 --> 00:30:55,896 that she's one of those girls, you know? 618 00:30:55,897 --> 00:30:58,377 - Alice is married. - So? 619 00:30:58,378 --> 00:31:01,075 So she doesn't want to be with me. 620 00:31:01,076 --> 00:31:03,817 Mm, maybe not. 621 00:31:03,818 --> 00:31:05,340 But she definitely doesn't want you 622 00:31:05,341 --> 00:31:06,865 to be with anyone else either. 623 00:31:12,522 --> 00:31:13,609 Hmm. 624 00:31:13,610 --> 00:31:16,221 ♪ Nowadays 625 00:31:16,222 --> 00:31:17,657 ♪ Ooh 626 00:31:17,658 --> 00:31:21,313 Oh, come on. 627 00:31:33,369 --> 00:31:34,804 License, please. 628 00:31:34,805 --> 00:31:36,719 Are you kidding me? 629 00:31:36,720 --> 00:31:39,331 You rolled through the stop sign. 630 00:31:39,332 --> 00:31:41,115 No, I didn't. 631 00:31:41,116 --> 00:31:43,944 Because now I do this new trick... 632 00:31:43,945 --> 00:31:45,685 S-T-O-P. 633 00:31:45,686 --> 00:31:47,426 You had anything to drink? 634 00:31:47,427 --> 00:31:48,732 It's, like, noon. 635 00:31:50,778 --> 00:31:53,607 Please step out of the car. 636 00:32:01,615 --> 00:32:03,572 What, you gonna have me walk the line, 637 00:32:03,573 --> 00:32:05,096 touch my nose, do the chicken dance? 638 00:32:05,097 --> 00:32:06,706 I want to know what you told my son. 639 00:32:06,707 --> 00:32:08,142 Excuse me? 640 00:32:08,143 --> 00:32:10,710 Well, he's not going to college now because of you. 641 00:32:10,711 --> 00:32:12,973 That's what he said. 642 00:32:12,974 --> 00:32:14,235 Hmm. 643 00:32:14,236 --> 00:32:16,890 Well, he told me it was because your marriage 644 00:32:16,891 --> 00:32:18,413 is a dumpster fire. 645 00:32:18,414 --> 00:32:21,677 What's that got to do with you? 646 00:32:21,678 --> 00:32:23,549 Let's be honest. 647 00:32:23,550 --> 00:32:26,204 I'm not helping your situation. 648 00:32:26,205 --> 00:32:27,901 - Nothing's happened. - Not yet. 649 00:32:27,902 --> 00:32:29,294 - We're just friends. - Joel. 650 00:32:29,295 --> 00:32:30,643 That's the deal. 651 00:32:30,644 --> 00:32:32,819 Yeah, it's also called an excuse. 652 00:32:32,820 --> 00:32:34,342 Okay, speak for yourself. 653 00:32:35,518 --> 00:32:37,215 Oh, so I'm the lunatic 654 00:32:37,216 --> 00:32:39,826 who's just imagined we've been dying 655 00:32:39,827 --> 00:32:41,654 to get into each other's pants? 656 00:32:41,655 --> 00:32:43,917 Hey, I'm sorry if I've given you the wrong idea. 657 00:32:43,918 --> 00:32:45,832 No wonder you failed that polygraph. 658 00:32:45,833 --> 00:32:47,225 You're a terrible liar. 659 00:32:47,226 --> 00:32:48,967 Yeah, well, I guess you'll never know. 660 00:32:51,404 --> 00:32:52,926 Unless there's a better test. 661 00:32:56,452 --> 00:32:58,845 ♪ Play it on my radio 662 00:33:00,630 --> 00:33:06,809 ♪ Play it on my radio 663 00:33:08,464 --> 00:33:14,861 ♪ Play it on my radio 664 00:33:16,472 --> 00:33:22,434 ♪ Play it on my radio 665 00:33:22,435 --> 00:33:24,044 Another fail. 666 00:33:24,045 --> 00:33:25,263 Hold on. 667 00:33:25,264 --> 00:33:27,917 You know the tragedy in all this? 668 00:33:27,918 --> 00:33:30,442 That kid is smarter than both of us. 669 00:33:37,276 --> 00:33:39,451 Have a nice day. 670 00:33:47,155 --> 00:33:49,417 ♪ Work, show me what you workin' with ♪ 671 00:33:49,418 --> 00:33:51,724 ♪ Uh, show me now 672 00:33:51,725 --> 00:33:53,639 ♪ Baby, you are chosen now 673 00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:54,988 ♪ Might put a hole to ground 674 00:33:54,989 --> 00:33:58,252 ♪ 'Cause I could see you hold it down ♪ 675 00:33:58,253 --> 00:33:59,645 ♪ Ride with it 676 00:33:59,646 --> 00:34:01,299 ♪ Feeling your beat, ready to ride with it ♪ 677 00:34:01,300 --> 00:34:02,996 ♪ We could kick it, bring the night with it ♪ 678 00:34:02,997 --> 00:34:04,867 ♪ Get worthy, step 'em outside with it ♪ 679 00:34:04,868 --> 00:34:06,782 ♪ Work, work, we can work 680 00:34:06,783 --> 00:34:08,393 ♪ Show me what you workin' with ♪ 681 00:34:08,394 --> 00:34:10,395 ♪ Got a vision in the mind of a marksman ♪ 682 00:34:10,396 --> 00:34:12,310 ♪ Like the eye of the bull on target ♪ 683 00:34:12,311 --> 00:34:14,138 ♪ And you shine like a diamond, flawless ♪ 684 00:34:14,139 --> 00:34:16,488 ♪ I see you flirtin' 685 00:34:16,489 --> 00:34:18,316 ♪ Do a little twerkin' 686 00:34:18,317 --> 00:34:20,013 ♪ Wanna know for certain 687 00:34:20,014 --> 00:34:21,841 ♪ If I see beyond the surface ♪ 688 00:34:21,842 --> 00:34:25,714 ♪ Work, work it 689 00:34:25,715 --> 00:34:27,673 ♪ Gotta make it worth it 690 00:34:27,674 --> 00:34:29,588 ♪ Or you're not as perfect 691 00:34:29,589 --> 00:34:31,459 ♪ Hey, yeah 692 00:34:31,460 --> 00:34:33,418 ♪ Hey, work it 693 00:34:33,419 --> 00:34:35,289 ♪ Hey, yeah 694 00:34:35,290 --> 00:34:37,074 ♪ Hey, work it 695 00:34:37,075 --> 00:34:38,640 ♪ Yeah, yeah 696 00:34:38,641 --> 00:34:41,643 Mrs. Crosby? 697 00:34:41,644 --> 00:34:43,993 Oh! 698 00:34:43,994 --> 00:34:47,693 I, um... I was just getting a jump on the dishes for you. 699 00:34:47,694 --> 00:34:49,042 Thank you. 700 00:34:49,043 --> 00:34:50,323 ♪ Show me what you workin' with ♪ 701 00:34:56,746 --> 00:34:58,225 20 on pump 3. 702 00:34:58,226 --> 00:34:59,966 Okay. 703 00:35:06,843 --> 00:35:07,844 20 bucks. 704 00:35:10,020 --> 00:35:11,630 Have you... 705 00:35:11,631 --> 00:35:13,632 you ever have that kind of night 706 00:35:13,633 --> 00:35:16,983 where one bad decision just... 707 00:35:16,984 --> 00:35:19,420 leads to another... 708 00:35:19,421 --> 00:35:21,292 and another and another? 709 00:35:21,293 --> 00:35:23,642 Nobody chooses to work here. 710 00:35:23,643 --> 00:35:25,774 So then you get it. 711 00:35:25,775 --> 00:35:29,256 You don't have any cash, do you? 712 00:35:29,257 --> 00:35:31,867 Or a card or a phone. 713 00:35:33,957 --> 00:35:37,090 You can use mine. 714 00:35:37,091 --> 00:35:40,963 The people I would call don't have their phones either. 715 00:35:40,964 --> 00:35:42,182 Okay. 716 00:35:42,183 --> 00:35:44,141 It's just... 717 00:35:44,142 --> 00:35:46,753 you and me, DJ. 718 00:35:48,233 --> 00:35:49,537 You're all I got. 719 00:36:03,987 --> 00:36:06,032 What? 720 00:36:06,033 --> 00:36:08,513 Hey, clean your windshield for 10 bucks. 721 00:36:08,514 --> 00:36:11,516 I'll clean your windshield for 5. 722 00:36:11,517 --> 00:36:13,431 I don't have a car. 723 00:36:13,432 --> 00:36:15,041 Oh, come on. 724 00:36:15,042 --> 00:36:16,825 Eh, that's rude. 725 00:36:23,355 --> 00:36:25,530 2 bucks apiece. 726 00:36:25,531 --> 00:36:28,315 You won't find a deal like that on the street, my friend. 727 00:36:35,149 --> 00:36:37,324 All right. 728 00:36:37,325 --> 00:36:38,804 Thank you so much. 729 00:36:38,805 --> 00:36:42,242 But I'm also gonna need that bracelet. 730 00:36:42,243 --> 00:36:43,939 For 20 bucks of gas? 731 00:36:43,940 --> 00:36:46,638 Well, how bad do you need it? 732 00:36:46,639 --> 00:36:48,596 What about my earrings? 733 00:36:48,597 --> 00:36:50,555 - Yeah, what about them? - They're worth more. 734 00:36:50,556 --> 00:36:53,210 Mm, my mom doesn't have pierced ears. 735 00:36:55,300 --> 00:36:57,257 Bracelet. 736 00:37:04,439 --> 00:37:07,136 It's not funny! 737 00:37:07,137 --> 00:37:10,749 - How much did they see? - Like, half my vagina. 738 00:37:10,750 --> 00:37:13,186 Oh, my God. 739 00:37:13,187 --> 00:37:14,622 Ah. 740 00:37:14,623 --> 00:37:16,276 Well... 741 00:37:16,277 --> 00:37:18,322 better them than another man. 742 00:37:20,063 --> 00:37:21,674 I'm sorry. 743 00:37:23,371 --> 00:37:25,285 We have to get past what I did. 744 00:37:25,286 --> 00:37:26,460 I know. 745 00:37:26,461 --> 00:37:28,157 - This isn't who we are. - I know. 746 00:37:28,158 --> 00:37:31,378 You're not a Mob boss, and I'm not a French maid. 747 00:37:39,257 --> 00:37:41,388 Well... 748 00:37:41,389 --> 00:37:43,477 where do we start? 749 00:37:46,351 --> 00:37:48,308 Uh... 750 00:37:58,014 --> 00:37:59,841 Oh, God. 751 00:38:14,030 --> 00:38:17,076 Um... hey, what's up? 752 00:38:17,077 --> 00:38:19,383 We need to talk. 753 00:38:19,384 --> 00:38:21,950 Alice, I'm working. 754 00:38:25,303 --> 00:38:27,173 Now I'm a customer. 755 00:38:29,002 --> 00:38:32,352 Uh, how can I help you, ma'am? 756 00:38:32,353 --> 00:38:34,833 Um, I was just wondering 757 00:38:34,834 --> 00:38:38,489 why you're being such a dick. 758 00:38:38,490 --> 00:38:41,100 - For real? - Yeah. 759 00:38:41,101 --> 00:38:43,363 Yeah, it's like my best friend's trying to dump me. 760 00:38:43,364 --> 00:38:46,714 Well, uh, if this person really is your best friend, 761 00:38:46,715 --> 00:38:49,674 maybe you should realize he has his own life 762 00:38:49,675 --> 00:38:52,198 and it can't always revolve around yours. 763 00:38:52,199 --> 00:38:53,982 It doesn't. 764 00:38:53,983 --> 00:38:56,071 Who do you expect to just drop everything 765 00:38:56,072 --> 00:38:57,159 when you have a bad day? 766 00:38:57,160 --> 00:38:58,552 That's how you see it? 767 00:38:58,553 --> 00:39:00,075 Or when you have an argument with your husband 768 00:39:00,076 --> 00:39:01,729 or your in-laws are all up in your business? 769 00:39:01,730 --> 00:39:03,209 Well, you give good advice. 770 00:39:03,210 --> 00:39:06,386 You treat me like an emotional support animal. 771 00:39:06,387 --> 00:39:08,562 Are you kidding me? 772 00:39:08,563 --> 00:39:11,260 Who was there for you when your wife walked out? 773 00:39:11,261 --> 00:39:12,827 Six years ago. 774 00:39:12,828 --> 00:39:15,526 This is so unfair, and you know it. 775 00:39:15,527 --> 00:39:16,875 Well, then maybe I'm... 776 00:39:16,876 --> 00:39:19,399 I'm just tired of being your shoulder to cry on. 777 00:39:19,400 --> 00:39:22,707 It's called friendship. 778 00:39:22,708 --> 00:39:25,013 But what do I get out of it? 779 00:39:28,496 --> 00:39:31,019 What are you saying? 780 00:39:31,020 --> 00:39:32,630 I think... 781 00:39:35,721 --> 00:39:39,898 This just isn't working right now. 782 00:39:39,899 --> 00:39:40,942 What? 783 00:39:45,557 --> 00:39:48,036 You have no idea what you're doing to me. 784 00:39:48,037 --> 00:39:49,908 Well... 785 00:39:49,909 --> 00:39:52,476 Maybe you should talk to your husband about it. 786 00:40:03,444 --> 00:40:05,010 When pollination fails, 787 00:40:05,011 --> 00:40:08,100 it can be devastating for a garden. 788 00:40:08,101 --> 00:40:11,451 Two flowers competing for the same ladybug 789 00:40:11,452 --> 00:40:13,018 means one will die. 790 00:40:13,019 --> 00:40:15,542 I know you don't like me very much. 791 00:40:15,543 --> 00:40:17,022 Why does that matter? 792 00:40:17,023 --> 00:40:21,592 Because your son is about to throw his life away. 793 00:40:21,593 --> 00:40:23,507 And we're gonna have to do something about it. 794 00:40:28,164 --> 00:40:31,776 ♪ I've reached a point where ♪ 795 00:40:31,777 --> 00:40:36,389 ♪ I think I have it all 796 00:40:36,390 --> 00:40:39,610 ♪ No more notes 797 00:40:39,611 --> 00:40:43,440 ♪ So take me now 798 00:40:47,009 --> 00:40:50,316 A pesticide meant to protect a bloom 799 00:40:50,317 --> 00:40:54,320 does the opposite when it poisons the milk beetle. 800 00:40:56,845 --> 00:41:00,718 ♪ 'Cause I don't want to know ♪ 801 00:41:00,719 --> 00:41:05,636 ♪ If everything must go 802 00:41:05,637 --> 00:41:08,943 ♪ Please let me have this 803 00:41:08,944 --> 00:41:12,338 ♪ Or take me now 804 00:41:12,339 --> 00:41:14,601 What happened to you guys? 805 00:41:14,602 --> 00:41:16,647 We took a detour. 806 00:41:16,648 --> 00:41:18,910 Are you guys okay? 807 00:41:18,911 --> 00:41:23,305 I had to do something that might not be good for us. 808 00:41:23,306 --> 00:41:25,873 Like everything in nature, 809 00:41:25,874 --> 00:41:29,573 the balance of pollination is delicate. 810 00:41:42,456 --> 00:41:47,286 And you never know which way it's gonna go 811 00:41:47,287 --> 00:41:49,594 till it's too late. 55595

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