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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,120 --> 00:00:06,840 You look so sweet, so sweet. 2 00:00:09,640 --> 00:00:12,999 Hey, babe, you do want to do this, right? 3 00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:15,559 Because, like, if you don't want to, we definitely don't... 4 00:00:15,560 --> 00:00:17,720 I do. I so do. 5 00:00:19,600 --> 00:00:21,040 Yeah. Me too. 6 00:00:22,520 --> 00:00:25,439 - Just the four of us. - Yeah, we got this. 7 00:00:25,440 --> 00:00:26,480 We got this. 8 00:00:28,520 --> 00:00:29,599 Ooh! 9 00:00:29,600 --> 00:00:31,719 How long do we have to beat the thing? 10 00:00:31,720 --> 00:00:33,319 Um, no later than ten. 11 00:00:33,320 --> 00:00:35,279 Oh, shit. Okay, we better hustle, then. 12 00:00:35,280 --> 00:00:36,320 Yeah. 13 00:00:38,280 --> 00:00:39,999 - Oh. - Oh. 14 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:42,999 Yeah. I put on one of your suits 'cause I didn't have anything 15 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:44,079 and I thought wedding, so. 16 00:00:44,080 --> 00:00:45,959 Yeah, yeah. No, you look amazing. 17 00:00:45,960 --> 00:00:47,879 It really, really suits you. But, um... 18 00:00:47,880 --> 00:00:51,799 Yeah, I think we both look like real estate agents. 19 00:00:51,800 --> 00:00:53,399 - Um, we should change. - Let's change. 20 00:00:53,400 --> 00:00:55,439 - We'll just change. - Yeah. 21 00:00:55,440 --> 00:00:56,519 Shut that quietly. 22 00:00:56,520 --> 00:00:57,879 Where are you four running away to? 23 00:00:57,880 --> 00:01:00,359 - Mummy! Hello, you. - Hello. 24 00:01:00,360 --> 00:01:04,399 Uh, we, um, we're just off to the zoo. 25 00:01:04,400 --> 00:01:05,719 - Yeah, for the day. - Yeah. 26 00:01:05,720 --> 00:01:07,799 - The zoo? - Yeah, yeah. 27 00:01:07,800 --> 00:01:09,079 I mean, we would have invited you. 28 00:01:09,080 --> 00:01:11,919 We just thought, you know, caged animals weren't your thing. 29 00:01:11,920 --> 00:01:13,279 You're more of a free animal. 30 00:01:13,280 --> 00:01:14,799 Aren't they a bit young to be watching gibbons 31 00:01:14,800 --> 00:01:16,120 flinging their shit about? 32 00:01:17,120 --> 00:01:18,319 No, we love the zoo. 33 00:01:18,320 --> 00:01:20,279 - We're going because we... - It's for us. 34 00:01:20,280 --> 00:01:21,319 ...adore it. 35 00:01:21,320 --> 00:01:23,279 It's a nice dress. 36 00:01:23,280 --> 00:01:26,119 - She looks lovely. - Thank you. Thanks for that. 37 00:01:26,120 --> 00:01:27,639 Well, you know, you have to... 38 00:01:27,640 --> 00:01:30,159 One must dress for the zoo. So... 39 00:01:30,160 --> 00:01:32,039 - Yeah. - We have done so. 40 00:01:32,040 --> 00:01:33,639 - Anyway, we should probably... - We should go. 41 00:01:33,640 --> 00:01:35,159 But next time you should come. 42 00:01:35,160 --> 00:01:36,919 - We'd love you to... - Yeah. 43 00:01:36,920 --> 00:01:39,359 - You should expand your horizons. - Giraffes. 44 00:01:39,360 --> 00:01:42,480 - Animals are delightful. - Bye! Tooroo! 45 00:01:51,600 --> 00:01:52,600 Wait. 46 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:01,080 Oh, God. 47 00:02:13,280 --> 00:02:14,440 Oh, God. 48 00:02:15,440 --> 00:02:17,720 Those cunning little lesbians. 49 00:02:18,400 --> 00:02:21,560 I'm coming! I'm coming! 50 00:02:22,400 --> 00:02:24,040 Oh, my God, I'm coming! 51 00:02:26,120 --> 00:02:27,599 Oh, Shelley. 52 00:02:27,600 --> 00:02:29,359 - Lovely fascinator. - Rosie! 53 00:02:29,360 --> 00:02:31,359 - Daughter emergency. - What's wrong? 54 00:02:31,360 --> 00:02:34,199 Nat and Steph are getting married today. Without us. 55 00:02:34,200 --> 00:02:36,079 - An elopement? - Precisely. 56 00:02:36,080 --> 00:02:37,839 Those cunning little lesbians. 57 00:02:37,840 --> 00:02:39,599 They tried sneaking off this morning. 58 00:02:39,600 --> 00:02:42,679 Nat was in a formal short, calves on full display. 59 00:02:42,680 --> 00:02:43,999 Oh my God. 60 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:45,719 They're going to casually tie the knot. 61 00:02:45,720 --> 00:02:47,319 It's every mother's worst nightmare. 62 00:02:47,320 --> 00:02:50,839 There is no way I'm letting them rob us of our special day. 63 00:02:50,840 --> 00:02:52,359 Come in. I'll throw something on. 64 00:02:52,360 --> 00:02:53,959 Can you rally the troops? 65 00:02:53,960 --> 00:02:56,440 - We need the whole family there. - On it. 66 00:02:58,880 --> 00:03:00,719 Wow. 67 00:03:00,720 --> 00:03:01,839 - Beautiful. - Yeah. 68 00:03:01,840 --> 00:03:02,880 Amazing. 69 00:03:04,840 --> 00:03:08,039 I mean, it's not as bad as it looks on the website. 70 00:03:08,040 --> 00:03:09,479 No, no. Definitely not. 71 00:03:09,480 --> 00:03:12,800 The orange tiles are our vibe. 72 00:03:17,840 --> 00:03:18,920 You still keen? 73 00:03:20,520 --> 00:03:21,520 Yeah. 74 00:03:22,560 --> 00:03:24,799 This feels perfect. 75 00:03:24,800 --> 00:03:26,639 Just the four of us. 76 00:03:26,640 --> 00:03:28,119 Yeah. I mean, it could be... 77 00:03:28,120 --> 00:03:30,159 It could be just the four of us in Bali, though. 78 00:03:30,160 --> 00:03:31,919 Oh, no. The humidity... 79 00:03:31,920 --> 00:03:33,560 - Your hair. - ...with my hair would be... 80 00:03:34,760 --> 00:03:35,719 Whoa. 81 00:03:35,720 --> 00:03:38,800 - That would ruin the photos. - I'm just saying, you know, um. 82 00:03:40,640 --> 00:03:42,519 I can wait. 83 00:03:42,520 --> 00:03:44,399 I don't want to wait. 84 00:03:44,400 --> 00:03:46,519 I want to marry you today. 85 00:03:46,520 --> 00:03:47,920 In fact, right now. 86 00:03:50,760 --> 00:03:52,319 Nat and Steph? 87 00:03:52,320 --> 00:03:54,239 - That is us. Hello. - Hello. 88 00:03:54,240 --> 00:03:56,839 Yeah. Sorry. You could not have come on a worse morning. 89 00:03:56,840 --> 00:03:59,159 Do you mind if I push you to kind of 10:30, 11? 90 00:03:59,160 --> 00:04:03,479 Got to wrap up my 930 and then I'm dying for a scone and coffee. 91 00:04:03,480 --> 00:04:04,719 - Oh. - Right. 92 00:04:04,720 --> 00:04:06,799 - Yeah? - There's someone else in there? 93 00:04:06,800 --> 00:04:08,559 Oh, yeah. They're just doing their vows. They're fine. 94 00:04:08,560 --> 00:04:11,559 Honestly, I don't normally moan to clients, but usually Diane's 95 00:04:11,560 --> 00:04:13,719 in here and we tag in and out of ceremonies. 96 00:04:13,720 --> 00:04:15,439 Anyway, she's off with COVID. 97 00:04:15,440 --> 00:04:17,199 You know what that means? Hit the bottle. 98 00:04:17,200 --> 00:04:19,839 And so I'm kind of doing these back to back. 99 00:04:19,840 --> 00:04:20,879 Oh, that's okay. 100 00:04:20,880 --> 00:04:23,039 We're... we're happy to wait. There's no rush. 101 00:04:23,040 --> 00:04:24,199 God, I love lesbians. 102 00:04:24,200 --> 00:04:26,319 Thank you so much. All right. 103 00:04:26,320 --> 00:04:29,239 Fuck. He's finished already. I guess short and sweet. 104 00:04:29,240 --> 00:04:30,280 Congrats! 105 00:04:31,280 --> 00:04:32,799 I really feel like a scone now. 106 00:04:32,800 --> 00:04:35,079 - I do too. I'm so glad you said... - I'll go and get us a scone. 107 00:04:35,080 --> 00:04:36,159 Thank you. 108 00:04:36,160 --> 00:04:39,039 Respect their privacy. Are you out of your mind? 109 00:04:39,040 --> 00:04:42,039 Rosie! It's your only daughter's wedding day today, Malcolm. 110 00:04:42,040 --> 00:04:43,599 For God's sake. Here. Try that. 111 00:04:43,600 --> 00:04:46,159 Well, I think it could be just the thing for you four to patch 112 00:04:46,160 --> 00:04:47,559 things up. 113 00:04:47,560 --> 00:04:48,599 It would just feel... No. 114 00:04:48,600 --> 00:04:51,119 It would just feel empty without you and Johnny there. 115 00:04:51,120 --> 00:04:54,119 I'll see if I can get Ted to lend you a tie. 116 00:04:54,120 --> 00:04:56,279 We're going to go semi-formal. 117 00:04:56,280 --> 00:04:57,839 Steph looked like she was dressed for the mall 118 00:04:57,840 --> 00:04:59,439 and I don't want to upstage her. 119 00:04:59,440 --> 00:05:02,039 I'll leave the Johnny ring for you, then, shall I? 120 00:05:02,040 --> 00:05:04,199 I just think it would be really lovely for the boys to be able 121 00:05:04,200 --> 00:05:06,959 to look back on this day and see that everybody was there. 122 00:05:06,960 --> 00:05:08,479 Rosie, we should get going. 123 00:05:08,480 --> 00:05:09,959 It's at the registry office in town. 124 00:05:09,960 --> 00:05:12,239 If you get there before we do, stop them. 125 00:05:12,240 --> 00:05:14,999 Oh, I don't know, Lily. Just work your magic. 126 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:16,679 Oh, where are my fucking keys? 127 00:05:16,680 --> 00:05:17,720 Oh, in my bag. 128 00:05:19,760 --> 00:05:21,119 They're getting married. 129 00:05:21,120 --> 00:05:22,160 Nat and Steph. 130 00:05:23,800 --> 00:05:24,919 Good for them, I guess. 131 00:05:24,920 --> 00:05:27,759 Yeah. They were trying to elope, but Rosie and Shelley 132 00:05:27,760 --> 00:05:31,079 are totally on to them, so they want us there. 133 00:05:31,080 --> 00:05:32,319 Nat and Steph? 134 00:05:32,320 --> 00:05:35,399 Well, Rosie and Shelley, but yeah, I mean, Nat and Steph will want us 135 00:05:35,400 --> 00:05:37,399 there when they realise their elopement 136 00:05:37,400 --> 00:05:39,280 is about to be mum bombed. 137 00:05:42,160 --> 00:05:44,760 Mm. You gonna go? 138 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:49,639 Well. I mean, I figure it's better to go than not go. Right? 139 00:05:49,640 --> 00:05:51,839 And just now I've realised what I'm going to wear 140 00:05:51,840 --> 00:05:52,999 and it's perfect. 141 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:55,360 So are you going to come? 142 00:05:58,160 --> 00:05:59,879 I can't. 143 00:05:59,880 --> 00:06:00,920 Johnny. 144 00:06:02,040 --> 00:06:03,839 I don't want to say that I think you're making a big mistake 145 00:06:03,840 --> 00:06:05,319 and you're going to regret it. 146 00:06:05,320 --> 00:06:08,920 But I think you're making a big mistake and you're gonna regret it. 147 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:12,760 They don't want me there. 148 00:06:16,680 --> 00:06:18,079 How about you drop me off? 149 00:06:18,080 --> 00:06:20,800 Just wait in the car. Just hang at the back. 150 00:06:22,160 --> 00:06:23,160 I can't. 151 00:06:30,360 --> 00:06:31,360 Hey! 152 00:06:33,240 --> 00:06:36,399 Oh! Congratulations. You look so beautiful. 153 00:06:36,400 --> 00:06:39,079 - There you go. - Oh! Thank you. 154 00:06:39,080 --> 00:06:40,639 Got the bouquet. 155 00:06:40,640 --> 00:06:42,079 Are you crying? 156 00:06:42,080 --> 00:06:44,199 Oh, they just look so happy. 157 00:06:44,200 --> 00:06:46,079 Oh, thank God that one's over. 158 00:06:46,080 --> 00:06:47,399 Oh! Okay. 159 00:06:47,400 --> 00:06:50,279 Nat, Steph. You guys can go in and get settled in. 160 00:06:50,280 --> 00:06:51,799 I'm going to head off and get a scone. 161 00:06:51,800 --> 00:06:53,639 Desperately needed after that one. You know? 162 00:06:53,640 --> 00:06:55,439 Because sometimes you just know they're not 163 00:06:55,440 --> 00:06:57,200 in it for the long haul. 164 00:06:58,320 --> 00:06:59,680 Give it six months. 165 00:07:01,680 --> 00:07:03,559 - This way, Rosie. - You know where we're going? 166 00:07:03,560 --> 00:07:06,719 No. No idea, but this looks promising. Over here. 167 00:07:06,720 --> 00:07:09,879 - Oh, beautiful. - I agree. 168 00:07:09,880 --> 00:07:11,000 Wait, wait, wait. 169 00:07:12,160 --> 00:07:14,159 Kind of looks like an old whisky bar. 170 00:07:14,160 --> 00:07:16,159 - Yeah. - Or a room in the Titanic. 171 00:07:16,160 --> 00:07:18,919 - Yeah. - Stop this wedding. 172 00:07:18,920 --> 00:07:20,119 Oh, fuck. 173 00:07:20,120 --> 00:07:22,319 God. I've always wanted to say that. 174 00:07:22,320 --> 00:07:24,039 What are you doing here? 175 00:07:24,040 --> 00:07:25,559 We could say the same thing. 176 00:07:25,560 --> 00:07:28,639 Getting married without inviting your mothers. The nerve! 177 00:07:28,640 --> 00:07:30,559 How did you even find out about this? 178 00:07:30,560 --> 00:07:31,639 Mother's intuition. 179 00:07:31,640 --> 00:07:33,239 I went through your personal belongings. 180 00:07:33,240 --> 00:07:34,200 Oh, Mum! 181 00:07:35,240 --> 00:07:37,439 Look, this isn't what it looks like. 182 00:07:37,440 --> 00:07:40,199 This... This isn't a wedding wedding. 183 00:07:40,200 --> 00:07:41,639 Precisely. 184 00:07:41,640 --> 00:07:45,279 Oh, Mum, don't get upset, okay? We can explain. We just... 185 00:07:45,280 --> 00:07:47,919 The only thing that's got me through your years of bullshit, Nat, 186 00:07:47,920 --> 00:07:50,079 was the hope that one day, I'd be able to attend a chic 187 00:07:50,080 --> 00:07:52,119 little lesbian wedding in a barn. 188 00:07:52,120 --> 00:07:53,639 And you're gonna rob us of that? 189 00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:55,799 This is exactly why we didn't tell anyone. 190 00:07:55,800 --> 00:07:57,879 We're not not inviting you. 191 00:07:57,880 --> 00:07:59,359 We're not inviting anyone. 192 00:07:59,360 --> 00:08:02,199 This is just something that we wanted to do for us 193 00:08:02,200 --> 00:08:03,359 and for the boys. 194 00:08:03,360 --> 00:08:04,679 Well. Tough shit. 195 00:08:04,680 --> 00:08:06,039 We're here. 196 00:08:06,040 --> 00:08:08,199 Your fathers are on their way as well. 197 00:08:08,200 --> 00:08:09,839 Oh, God. Rosie. 198 00:08:09,840 --> 00:08:11,839 It's worse than I thought. 199 00:08:11,840 --> 00:08:15,799 There are flags in the room. Oh. 200 00:08:15,800 --> 00:08:18,519 But I haven't even had time to prepare my speech. 201 00:08:18,520 --> 00:08:19,679 Dad, that is the point. 202 00:08:19,680 --> 00:08:21,159 We don't want speeches or anything. 203 00:08:21,160 --> 00:08:22,999 - I've already written a poem. - Okay, fine. 204 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:25,399 Rosie, you can read the poem, but that's it, nothing else. 205 00:08:25,400 --> 00:08:28,119 Surely our side of the family should be represented as well. 206 00:08:28,120 --> 00:08:29,639 I don't need you speaking for me, Malcolm. 207 00:08:29,640 --> 00:08:31,719 Like I said, we don't want any speeches. 208 00:08:31,720 --> 00:08:34,319 - Just saying we could both speak. - Well that's fine. 209 00:08:34,320 --> 00:08:36,599 In that case, you should say something as well, Ted. 210 00:08:36,600 --> 00:08:38,959 I'll call my sister on the phone, and she can sing that song 211 00:08:38,960 --> 00:08:41,039 that she sang at our wedding over speakerphone. 212 00:08:41,040 --> 00:08:43,039 No. No cousins, no aunties. 213 00:08:43,040 --> 00:08:44,439 There's six seats in here. 214 00:08:44,440 --> 00:08:46,199 Okay. You four. But that is it. 215 00:08:46,200 --> 00:08:47,839 That's the limit. No more. 216 00:08:47,840 --> 00:08:50,159 What? Oh, the whole family's here now. 217 00:08:50,160 --> 00:08:51,399 That'll be extra. 218 00:08:51,400 --> 00:08:54,519 Well, yeah, it wasn't really part of the plan, but... 219 00:08:54,520 --> 00:08:56,919 Any chance we could hold off for an hour or so? 220 00:08:56,920 --> 00:08:58,439 A few more people we're waiting on. 221 00:08:58,440 --> 00:09:01,359 Well, I've got another one in an hour from now, so you could try 222 00:09:01,360 --> 00:09:03,479 and swap with someone, otherwise, I can't help you. 223 00:09:03,480 --> 00:09:04,759 But you're already running late. 224 00:09:04,760 --> 00:09:07,759 What's a few more minutes between nuptials and forever amen? 225 00:09:07,760 --> 00:09:11,039 I don't like your attitude. This is a civil service. 226 00:09:11,040 --> 00:09:12,599 - Excuse me. - Excuse you! 227 00:09:12,600 --> 00:09:14,799 Talking about attitude. 228 00:09:14,800 --> 00:09:16,639 Have you told him about this? 229 00:09:16,640 --> 00:09:18,399 Does he know? No, he doesn't know. 230 00:09:18,400 --> 00:09:20,719 No-one knows. That's the whole point of it. 231 00:09:20,720 --> 00:09:23,039 Well, he hasn't spoken to us since we moved out. 232 00:09:23,040 --> 00:09:25,399 Yeah, he... he doesn't want any communication, 233 00:09:25,400 --> 00:09:26,919 so we're trying to respect it. 234 00:09:26,920 --> 00:09:29,959 If this is as much for the boys as it is for you two, 235 00:09:29,960 --> 00:09:32,080 then Johnny needs to be here. 236 00:09:33,320 --> 00:09:35,359 - We could try and call Lily. - Already have. 237 00:09:35,360 --> 00:09:37,279 You called her? 238 00:09:37,280 --> 00:09:38,359 - Of course. - Mum. 239 00:09:38,360 --> 00:09:40,400 - She's coming? - Yes. 240 00:09:41,440 --> 00:09:43,919 Yeah. We'll be okay. 241 00:09:43,920 --> 00:09:45,319 Hey. You okay? 242 00:10:07,600 --> 00:10:09,039 Stop this wedding. 243 00:10:09,040 --> 00:10:11,119 I've already said that. 244 00:10:11,120 --> 00:10:12,959 - Damn it! - Lily! Lily! 245 00:10:12,960 --> 00:10:16,919 Okay, look, this is just honestly a spontaneous little thing 246 00:10:16,920 --> 00:10:17,999 that we were gonna do. 247 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:19,239 They weren't supposed to be here. 248 00:10:19,240 --> 00:10:21,039 It's my one and only chance to be maid of honour. 249 00:10:21,040 --> 00:10:23,319 And it's like, now I don't even get the free hair trial 250 00:10:23,320 --> 00:10:25,120 or the free makeup trial. 251 00:10:26,160 --> 00:10:27,280 He's not coming. 252 00:10:28,800 --> 00:10:32,999 Yeah, well, we tried calling him and he's not answering the phone. 253 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:36,079 Did you try a skywriter? A flash mob? An ambush? 254 00:10:36,080 --> 00:10:40,199 He doesn't want to see us at the moment, Lily, so. 255 00:10:40,200 --> 00:10:43,879 Coward! Cowards! Both of you. 256 00:10:43,880 --> 00:10:46,199 Come on, guys, this is Johnny. 257 00:10:46,200 --> 00:10:47,639 Our Johnny. 258 00:10:47,640 --> 00:10:49,479 The Johnny that will watch a movie with you, 259 00:10:49,480 --> 00:10:51,759 even if he's already seen it. 260 00:10:51,760 --> 00:10:53,839 He fixes all your things. 261 00:10:53,840 --> 00:10:56,239 Picks you up, gives you lifts. 262 00:10:56,240 --> 00:10:58,319 He shops individually for all of our tampons. 263 00:10:58,320 --> 00:11:00,439 He knows all of our flows. 264 00:11:00,440 --> 00:11:02,000 Regular. Super. 265 00:11:03,120 --> 00:11:04,759 I don't even know. 266 00:11:04,760 --> 00:11:07,799 You bitches broke him, you know? 267 00:11:07,800 --> 00:11:11,519 But it's still there. It's still there for him. I know it is. 268 00:11:11,520 --> 00:11:12,799 He loves us. 269 00:11:12,800 --> 00:11:14,719 He loves you guys. 270 00:11:14,720 --> 00:11:16,760 He fucking loves those boys. 271 00:11:19,080 --> 00:11:22,959 I mean, family is the most important thing to Johnny. 272 00:11:22,960 --> 00:11:24,959 All right, chop chop. 273 00:11:24,960 --> 00:11:27,240 Let's get this thing going. Yeah? 274 00:11:30,360 --> 00:11:32,039 - Yeah. Yes. - Yeah? 275 00:11:32,040 --> 00:11:33,759 - Cool. - Yeah. Okay. 276 00:11:33,760 --> 00:11:35,279 Good. Great. 277 00:11:35,280 --> 00:11:37,680 Well, everyone sit down, I guess. 278 00:11:43,600 --> 00:11:46,079 Sorry. Can you not throw the petals? 279 00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:47,480 It's office policy. 280 00:12:01,880 --> 00:12:02,919 Stop this wedding. 281 00:12:02,920 --> 00:12:03,919 For fuck's sake! 282 00:12:03,920 --> 00:12:05,439 - We have to go. - We have to go. 283 00:12:05,440 --> 00:12:07,199 Mum, can you look after the boys? We'll be back soon. 284 00:12:07,200 --> 00:12:08,239 We'll be back soon. 285 00:12:08,240 --> 00:12:09,639 Steph. 286 00:12:09,640 --> 00:12:11,800 But I've only paid for an hour's parking. 287 00:12:15,960 --> 00:12:17,520 - John. Johnny. - Johnny! 288 00:12:21,160 --> 00:12:22,160 Hey! 289 00:12:27,120 --> 00:12:30,560 We have not done right by you, Johnny. 290 00:12:31,520 --> 00:12:36,079 We were saying that we want you to be involved, but we've never 291 00:12:36,080 --> 00:12:39,840 actually talked about what that actually looks like. 292 00:12:41,200 --> 00:12:45,600 And we haven't even asked you what you want. 293 00:12:50,600 --> 00:12:51,800 Um. 294 00:12:58,240 --> 00:13:00,040 I just don't really know... 295 00:13:02,280 --> 00:13:04,320 ...how I fit in all this. 296 00:13:09,960 --> 00:13:13,120 Like who I am, you know, to the boys. And... 297 00:13:16,440 --> 00:13:17,720 I don't know what... 298 00:13:20,360 --> 00:13:21,639 ...what they would call me. 299 00:13:21,640 --> 00:13:23,999 I don't know what to call myself. 300 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:25,040 Mm. 301 00:13:26,240 --> 00:13:28,559 Yeah. And, like, that's not... 302 00:13:28,560 --> 00:13:30,679 That's not your fault. Like that's... 303 00:13:30,680 --> 00:13:31,959 - Our fault. - Our fault. 304 00:13:31,960 --> 00:13:34,599 That's not like something we all should have thought about. 305 00:13:34,600 --> 00:13:40,920 And, like, you know, we need to work that out. 306 00:13:43,480 --> 00:13:48,120 You are a part of this, of... of us. 307 00:13:49,720 --> 00:13:52,880 And we're so, so lucky that you are. 308 00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:58,120 And the boys are so lucky that you are. 309 00:14:01,200 --> 00:14:05,920 So lucky there's just no-one better than you to be in their lives. 310 00:14:11,400 --> 00:14:16,120 So we would really like to know... 311 00:14:20,280 --> 00:14:22,479 ...what you would like. 312 00:14:22,480 --> 00:14:28,880 And you can write it on this very official nappy. 313 00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:33,080 Just tell us. 314 00:14:34,320 --> 00:14:36,680 - Tell us how you want it to be. - Yep. 315 00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:43,879 This is... an amendment to a previous agreement that 316 00:14:43,880 --> 00:14:45,119 should have included you. 317 00:14:45,120 --> 00:14:46,160 Yeah. 318 00:14:47,600 --> 00:14:49,800 I just want you to allow me to... 319 00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:54,160 ...feel like it's okay to feel... 320 00:14:56,080 --> 00:14:58,000 ...what I do towards the boys. 321 00:15:00,360 --> 00:15:04,760 And to allow me to love them properly. 322 00:15:06,520 --> 00:15:09,320 - Yeah. - Yeah. Cos I do love those boys. 323 00:15:10,920 --> 00:15:11,920 Of course. 324 00:15:13,640 --> 00:15:14,640 Yep. 325 00:15:15,880 --> 00:15:16,880 Yes, yes, yes. 326 00:15:18,400 --> 00:15:20,119 We can definitely do that. 327 00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:21,160 Okay, cool. 328 00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:24,199 Do I have to write all that down? 329 00:15:24,200 --> 00:15:26,440 - No. Just do the bullet points. - Okay. 330 00:15:32,200 --> 00:15:39,080 ♪ All through the night, I'll be awake 331 00:15:39,440 --> 00:15:45,040 ♪ And I'll be with you all through the night 332 00:15:47,240 --> 00:15:48,959 ♪ This precious time 333 00:15:48,960 --> 00:15:51,639 - Nat, we'll begin with you - ♪ When time is new 334 00:15:51,640 --> 00:15:54,239 - Legal objection to this marriage. - ♪ All 335 00:15:54,240 --> 00:15:58,799 ♪ All through the night today 336 00:15:58,800 --> 00:16:02,199 By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you bride and bride. 337 00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:05,600 You may kiss the brides. Cheek or lips is fine. 338 00:16:06,960 --> 00:16:09,279 ♪ We have no past 339 00:16:09,280 --> 00:16:11,879 ♪ We won't reach back 340 00:16:11,880 --> 00:16:16,919 ♪ Keep with me forward all through the night 341 00:16:16,920 --> 00:16:21,800 ♪ And once we start, the meter clicks 342 00:16:22,040 --> 00:16:26,920 ♪ And it goes running all through the night 343 00:16:27,080 --> 00:16:29,479 ♪ Until it ends 344 00:16:29,480 --> 00:16:34,000 ♪ There is no end 345 00:16:35,320 --> 00:16:37,720 ♪ All through the night 346 00:16:38,840 --> 00:16:41,079 ♪ Stray cat is crying 347 00:16:41,080 --> 00:16:43,959 ♪ So stray cat sings back 348 00:16:43,960 --> 00:16:47,880 ♪ All through the night 349 00:16:49,080 --> 00:16:53,960 ♪ They have forgotten what binding they lack 350 00:16:54,240 --> 00:17:00,080 ♪ Oh, under those white street lights... ♪ 351 00:17:01,960 --> 00:17:05,519 What we need to do is like get a patch of land and then, like, 352 00:17:05,520 --> 00:17:07,639 we build a tiny home, you guys build a tiny home, 353 00:17:07,640 --> 00:17:09,359 and then we're all living on a tiny home. 354 00:17:09,360 --> 00:17:11,959 Oh my God. Tiny homes. Why does everybody want a tiny home? 355 00:17:11,960 --> 00:17:14,199 I hate it, you're sleeping in a mezzanine. It's like morning. 356 00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:16,479 It's like you're in a coffin. 357 00:17:16,480 --> 00:17:18,719 Can we do, like, an inner city commune 358 00:17:18,720 --> 00:17:20,199 so then I wouldn't have to commute to work? 359 00:17:20,200 --> 00:17:22,359 If it can be central city, I'm all in. 360 00:17:22,360 --> 00:17:24,559 You know what? Anything for my wife. 361 00:17:24,560 --> 00:17:25,639 Oh, yeah. 362 00:17:25,640 --> 00:17:26,799 Anything for the old ball and chain. 363 00:17:26,800 --> 00:17:28,679 I'm going to keep her in the lifestyle. You know what I mean? 364 00:17:28,680 --> 00:17:30,840 Happy wife, happy life, as they say. 365 00:17:31,960 --> 00:17:35,360 Yeah. Or you guys could, like, just buy in here. 366 00:17:36,440 --> 00:17:37,679 Are you selling? 367 00:17:37,680 --> 00:17:39,519 No. It's just... 368 00:17:39,520 --> 00:17:41,639 Well, you know, it's always been my plan to buy Mum and Dad 369 00:17:41,640 --> 00:17:43,919 out of their 17% of this place. 370 00:17:43,920 --> 00:17:47,599 And, I don't know, maybe there's a way that you guys could buy 371 00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:49,119 in a bit or something. 372 00:17:49,120 --> 00:17:50,159 I don't know. 373 00:17:50,160 --> 00:17:52,799 That... that's such a bad idea for you. 374 00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:54,239 Crazy. Like, yeah. 375 00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:56,359 Why would why would you offer us that? 376 00:17:56,360 --> 00:17:59,439 Yeah, I'm just saying, maybe it would help you guys out. 377 00:17:59,440 --> 00:18:04,120 And maybe I don't like the idea that much of you guys moving out. 378 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:07,559 Are you serious? 379 00:18:07,560 --> 00:18:10,039 You know what? Fuck yous. Actually, the offer is off the table. 380 00:18:10,040 --> 00:18:11,799 - No, no, no. - I'm trying to be. 381 00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:14,639 I thought you were joking. 382 00:18:14,640 --> 00:18:17,519 I try and do one nice thing and see, that's why I don't do nice things. 383 00:18:17,520 --> 00:18:19,959 Because my voice goes all shaky and I get all vulnerable, 384 00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:21,599 and you guys just tease me. 385 00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:23,879 Are you actually serious? 386 00:18:23,880 --> 00:18:25,919 Like, you're seriously serious? 387 00:18:25,920 --> 00:18:28,039 Because the boys are only gonna get 388 00:18:28,040 --> 00:18:31,239 louder and take up more space than they do now. 389 00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:33,599 Every day they find new ways of torturing us. 390 00:18:33,600 --> 00:18:34,799 Yeah. That's true. 391 00:18:34,800 --> 00:18:38,279 And by the time they're toddlers, like, everyone's done for. 392 00:18:38,280 --> 00:18:40,400 We could subdivide the house. 393 00:18:41,680 --> 00:18:44,359 - Two houses? - Yeah, but under one roof. 394 00:18:44,360 --> 00:18:47,559 We could put a wall in the middle, 395 00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:49,840 add a... add a kitchen, add a bathroom. 396 00:18:52,160 --> 00:18:53,999 - No. - No. 397 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:55,839 I don't know, it sounds like a lot of work. 398 00:18:55,840 --> 00:18:56,919 I don't know. 399 00:18:56,920 --> 00:18:59,159 I wouldn't want to break up any room. 400 00:18:59,160 --> 00:19:00,639 - What? - We'd actually have to build it. 401 00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:02,879 You know, and there's so much legal stuff. 402 00:19:02,880 --> 00:19:05,839 So many permits, so many hoops to go through. 403 00:19:05,840 --> 00:19:08,120 Yeah. Mhm. 404 00:19:11,680 --> 00:19:14,160 - I mean, Johnny is a builder. - Yeah. 405 00:19:15,560 --> 00:19:17,879 - Steph is a lawyer. - Yeah. 406 00:19:17,880 --> 00:19:19,240 Yes I am. 407 00:19:31,200 --> 00:19:34,120 ♪ I could be on my knees 408 00:19:35,520 --> 00:19:38,399 ♪ Giving it my best defence 409 00:19:38,400 --> 00:19:41,720 ♪ Praying for it all to end 410 00:19:42,800 --> 00:19:46,119 ♪ If it went differently 411 00:19:46,120 --> 00:19:49,440 ♪ We could be the finest friends 412 00:19:49,880 --> 00:19:53,159 ♪ Faithful in the realest sense 413 00:19:53,160 --> 00:19:54,919 - ♪ But... - Doing it? 414 00:19:54,920 --> 00:19:57,479 - Do you think? - Should we... 415 00:19:57,480 --> 00:19:58,840 - Oh... - Shake on it? 416 00:20:03,680 --> 00:20:06,239 ♪ Try to see God 417 00:20:06,240 --> 00:20:09,399 ♪ But He isn't at work 418 00:20:09,400 --> 00:20:12,039 ♪ Will you come down? 419 00:20:12,040 --> 00:20:15,240 ♪ Come down, come down to earth. ♪ 30769

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