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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,640 --> 00:00:02,440 Oh, there we are, boys. 2 00:00:03,800 --> 00:00:08,120 No matter what, your mum is always watching over you. 3 00:00:09,280 --> 00:00:10,319 Bye, darling. 4 00:00:10,320 --> 00:00:11,719 I love you. 5 00:00:11,720 --> 00:00:12,760 I'll miss you. 6 00:00:15,240 --> 00:00:17,039 Do I get one as well? 7 00:00:17,040 --> 00:00:18,679 The eyes are really popping from here. 8 00:00:18,680 --> 00:00:21,839 Oh, sorry. I cut up all our nice photos to make that one. 9 00:00:21,840 --> 00:00:23,759 So, yeah. 10 00:00:23,760 --> 00:00:25,759 I just read that it's really important for babies 11 00:00:25,760 --> 00:00:28,799 to have consistency in the faces that they see, so... 12 00:00:28,800 --> 00:00:30,759 Oh, yeah, well they are going to consistently see, like, 13 00:00:30,760 --> 00:00:32,119 ten of your faces all day. 14 00:00:32,120 --> 00:00:34,519 Your beautiful eyes. What a treat for them. 15 00:00:34,520 --> 00:00:35,999 And you know what? You don't need to worry. 16 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:37,959 You can relax. I'm going to send you so many, like, 17 00:00:37,960 --> 00:00:40,039 pictures of them gurgling, doing cute stuff, 18 00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:41,159 and we can FaceTime you! 19 00:00:41,160 --> 00:00:43,879 Oh, OK, that'd be great - but just with the FaceTime, 20 00:00:43,880 --> 00:00:45,679 just make sure the camera's reversed so that... 21 00:00:45,680 --> 00:00:47,320 - Rear facing, yep. - ...there's no screens. 22 00:00:48,360 --> 00:00:50,599 I'm not a completely horrible monster doing this, am I? 23 00:00:50,600 --> 00:00:52,279 No! 24 00:00:52,280 --> 00:00:54,439 You're a working mum, and it's like a week. 25 00:00:54,440 --> 00:00:56,159 Oh, do I have my swipe? 26 00:00:56,160 --> 00:00:58,199 Got my swipe. So that's, that's good. 27 00:00:58,200 --> 00:01:00,839 Oh, and, um, don't forget this. 28 00:01:00,840 --> 00:01:02,440 Did you make me lunch? 29 00:01:04,960 --> 00:01:07,400 Thank you. That's... that's really nice. 30 00:01:08,840 --> 00:01:10,439 OK, well, I think that's - that's me, isn't it? 31 00:01:10,440 --> 00:01:13,519 I've got all my, got all my gears, so I'll just, um. 32 00:01:13,520 --> 00:01:15,559 Oh, I get to - I get to catch a bus now! So... 33 00:01:15,560 --> 00:01:18,559 When was the last time I did that? That's awesome. 34 00:01:18,560 --> 00:01:20,999 I'm such a lucky girl. 35 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:23,679 Yeah. OK. Bye. 36 00:01:37,880 --> 00:01:40,719 You will never understand the sacrifices 37 00:01:40,720 --> 00:01:43,080 that your parents made for you. 38 00:01:52,840 --> 00:01:53,919 Yo. 39 00:01:53,920 --> 00:01:55,399 Hey, um... 40 00:01:55,400 --> 00:01:57,479 I'm home alone with the bubs today, no Steph. 41 00:01:57,480 --> 00:02:01,279 you want to hang out like teenagers, play violent video games, 42 00:02:01,280 --> 00:02:03,599 have a sleepover? We could talk about 43 00:02:03,600 --> 00:02:07,239 who's had a wet dream and who hasn't. 44 00:02:07,240 --> 00:02:10,679 I'm... all... good, I reckon. 45 00:02:10,680 --> 00:02:13,399 Yeah. Anyway, I gotta work. 46 00:02:13,400 --> 00:02:14,759 Pull a sickie! 47 00:02:14,760 --> 00:02:17,160 Ah, it's pretty full on at the moment. 48 00:02:17,920 --> 00:02:20,439 My god, when did we become so boring and responsible? 49 00:02:20,440 --> 00:02:22,679 Come on, man, let's wag class! 50 00:02:22,680 --> 00:02:26,599 Go to the mall, hit on girls, steal from the pick-and-mix. 51 00:02:26,600 --> 00:02:27,919 Gotta go, hey. 52 00:02:27,920 --> 00:02:29,280 Oh - hey, wait. 53 00:02:31,440 --> 00:02:32,440 Lunch. 54 00:02:33,840 --> 00:02:35,479 I was making Steph some, so. 55 00:02:35,480 --> 00:02:37,359 It's, uh, cheese and lettuce. 56 00:02:37,360 --> 00:02:39,159 We ran out of sprinkles. 57 00:02:39,160 --> 00:02:41,000 I know they're your fave. 58 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:43,360 Cheers. 59 00:02:51,200 --> 00:02:53,480 Yeah mate, I'm coming. Mum's coming. 60 00:02:54,800 --> 00:02:56,839 Aw. You made it! 61 00:02:56,840 --> 00:02:58,759 - Hi Dad. - Aww. 62 00:02:58,760 --> 00:03:01,079 First day back at school. Well done, well done. 63 00:03:01,080 --> 00:03:02,719 I feel a bit sick, to be honest. 64 00:03:02,720 --> 00:03:03,919 What, nerves-sick or sick-sick? 65 00:03:03,920 --> 00:03:06,319 Oh, it's just a long time to be away from the boys. 66 00:03:06,320 --> 00:03:09,399 Look, it's only for a week, OK? 67 00:03:09,400 --> 00:03:11,279 And if at any point you can feel like it's too much, 68 00:03:11,280 --> 00:03:13,799 you just say so and you can pop off home. 69 00:03:13,800 --> 00:03:15,879 - Thank you. - I'm so glad that you've come in. 70 00:03:15,880 --> 00:03:17,439 It's so bloody hard to get good help. 71 00:03:17,440 --> 00:03:18,800 And we are swamped. 72 00:03:20,080 --> 00:03:22,119 Hey, everyone, look who's back! 73 00:03:22,120 --> 00:03:23,519 Steph! Hello. 74 00:03:23,520 --> 00:03:24,560 Welcome back. 75 00:03:25,640 --> 00:03:27,839 Oh, hi! Hi everyone. 76 00:03:27,840 --> 00:03:29,520 Oh, Kim! Hi! 77 00:03:33,680 --> 00:03:35,160 It's my... 78 00:03:46,280 --> 00:03:47,319 Oh... 79 00:03:47,320 --> 00:03:48,519 God. 80 00:03:48,520 --> 00:03:50,119 Oh, Lily! Thank God. 81 00:03:50,120 --> 00:03:53,159 Can you, um, can you grab my coffee on the table just there 82 00:03:53,160 --> 00:03:54,079 and just bring it in here? 83 00:03:54,080 --> 00:03:55,479 Come on, come on, come on, come on. 84 00:03:55,480 --> 00:03:56,679 Yes, OK, but I've got to be quick. 85 00:03:56,680 --> 00:03:58,799 I've got a meeting in, like, one minute. 86 00:03:58,800 --> 00:03:59,959 This? This is cold. 87 00:03:59,960 --> 00:04:01,719 - Yeah. It's fine. - All right. 88 00:04:01,720 --> 00:04:05,560 Be very still, and don't make any sudden moves, OK? 89 00:04:07,800 --> 00:04:09,039 There you go, there you go. 90 00:04:09,040 --> 00:04:11,199 Right. Well - what are you going to do? 91 00:04:11,200 --> 00:04:13,959 Just sit there for six hours until Steph gets home? 92 00:04:13,960 --> 00:04:16,879 Yeah. I mean, it's cool to be still, you know, 93 00:04:16,880 --> 00:04:19,439 take in the world. The ceiling. 94 00:04:19,440 --> 00:04:20,919 It's a nice... 95 00:04:20,920 --> 00:04:23,359 ...Ceiling. We love it, hey! We're loving it. Hey, Oscar? 96 00:04:23,360 --> 00:04:24,759 Why don't you call Rosie if you don't know 97 00:04:24,760 --> 00:04:25,799 what to do with them? 98 00:04:25,800 --> 00:04:28,199 Ah, I know what to do with my kids. 99 00:04:28,200 --> 00:04:30,079 OK. 100 00:04:30,080 --> 00:04:32,199 - I'll be fine. I'm fine. - OK! 101 00:04:32,200 --> 00:04:33,720 Argh! I'm late. 102 00:04:49,720 --> 00:04:50,959 You've got this. 103 00:04:50,960 --> 00:04:52,719 Hnngh - 104 00:04:52,720 --> 00:04:55,199 Oh, it's the bloody lock. 105 00:04:56,360 --> 00:04:58,520 Let's go. 106 00:05:09,600 --> 00:05:11,399 - Hey mate. - Hey, morning. 107 00:05:11,400 --> 00:05:12,440 How you going? 108 00:05:13,600 --> 00:05:14,760 Nice day for it. 109 00:05:16,120 --> 00:05:17,679 How's it hanging? 110 00:05:17,680 --> 00:05:19,240 I mean, good morning. 111 00:05:26,280 --> 00:05:27,280 Hey. 112 00:05:37,080 --> 00:05:38,399 Hmm. 113 00:05:38,400 --> 00:05:40,159 Mmm! 114 00:05:40,160 --> 00:05:41,200 That's good. 115 00:05:43,520 --> 00:05:44,520 Hmm. 116 00:05:57,040 --> 00:05:58,799 Hey, is everything OK? 117 00:05:58,800 --> 00:06:00,799 Um... yah? 118 00:06:00,800 --> 00:06:01,840 Oh, good. 119 00:06:03,480 --> 00:06:05,199 Are you outside? 120 00:06:05,200 --> 00:06:06,799 Yeah! Look at me! 121 00:06:06,800 --> 00:06:08,559 It's not a simulation. 122 00:06:08,560 --> 00:06:10,639 Wow, that is amazing. 123 00:06:10,640 --> 00:06:12,159 Go you. 124 00:06:12,160 --> 00:06:15,159 Well, I remembered all my passcodes, so I guess 125 00:06:15,160 --> 00:06:18,079 we are both... nailing it! 126 00:06:18,080 --> 00:06:20,039 Oh, is that lady there? 127 00:06:20,040 --> 00:06:22,279 The one that really annoys you with the baubly earrings?... 128 00:06:22,280 --> 00:06:24,959 - Ooh. Whoo-ooh-whoop! Ooh! - ...just prances around the office, 129 00:06:24,960 --> 00:06:27,239 and you're always like... Is she there? Is she? 130 00:06:27,240 --> 00:06:28,999 Can I...Can I see the boys? 131 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:30,920 - Can I... - Oh yep. 132 00:06:31,880 --> 00:06:33,800 Oh, I miss them. 133 00:06:35,120 --> 00:06:37,599 What... what's that on Jai's head? 134 00:06:37,600 --> 00:06:39,319 Huh? Um... 135 00:06:39,320 --> 00:06:41,079 Oh, it's just, um. 136 00:06:41,080 --> 00:06:43,959 I think it's just cradle cap or something, something like that. 137 00:06:43,960 --> 00:06:45,879 Really? Since when? I didn't see any this... 138 00:06:45,880 --> 00:06:49,199 Ah, but, babe, don't... don't scratch it. 139 00:06:49,200 --> 00:06:52,319 Sorry. Sorry, that was a bit intense. 140 00:06:52,320 --> 00:06:54,319 I think I've just read that scratching can, like, 141 00:06:54,320 --> 00:06:56,119 lead to infection or something. 142 00:06:56,120 --> 00:06:58,119 Um, yeah - anyway, I'm gonna go now 143 00:06:58,120 --> 00:07:00,519 cause you're making me anxious, so, um... 144 00:07:00,520 --> 00:07:01,880 Love you, bye! 145 00:07:11,400 --> 00:07:14,919 Let's, um, we'll get out of here, hey? 146 00:07:14,920 --> 00:07:18,399 Must be hard. Saying goodbye to the kiddies. 147 00:07:18,400 --> 00:07:20,719 You're coming back to work so soon? 148 00:07:20,720 --> 00:07:23,280 Oh - well, it's only for a week, so. 149 00:07:25,360 --> 00:07:26,799 I mean, yeah. Yeah. 150 00:07:26,800 --> 00:07:29,279 It is hard and strange and new, 151 00:07:29,280 --> 00:07:31,239 but it's not for long. 152 00:07:31,240 --> 00:07:34,999 And actually, things have been going really well so far, 153 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:37,599 so maybe I could come back part time, 154 00:07:37,600 --> 00:07:39,359 or I could work from home 155 00:07:39,360 --> 00:07:43,479 and just come in time to time, build things up slowly, 156 00:07:43,480 --> 00:07:45,399 and... who knows? 157 00:07:45,400 --> 00:07:48,479 By the end of the year I could be back full time! 158 00:07:48,480 --> 00:07:52,119 Or not, or not. Because there's absolutely no rush. 159 00:07:52,120 --> 00:07:55,559 And this time, this time with the boys when they are babies 160 00:07:55,560 --> 00:07:57,519 is just so special and so formative. 161 00:07:57,520 --> 00:07:59,999 And I don't want to miss that. 162 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:02,119 But then again, part time would mean that I could be 163 00:08:02,120 --> 00:08:05,119 part parent, part worker, and maybe that would add up to a 164 00:08:05,120 --> 00:08:07,919 whole sort of work-life balanced life situation, 165 00:08:07,920 --> 00:08:09,439 which could be really good. 166 00:08:09,440 --> 00:08:11,999 But then again, full time would mean clearer boundaries 167 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:14,399 for the boys, you know, and for me and Nat. 168 00:08:14,400 --> 00:08:16,279 And actually it does set a really important example 169 00:08:16,280 --> 00:08:18,399 that... that mums exist. 170 00:08:18,400 --> 00:08:19,959 They exist outside of the home. 171 00:08:19,960 --> 00:08:22,799 They exist beyond the identities and the needs 172 00:08:22,800 --> 00:08:24,999 of their children. So... 173 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:27,519 ...yeah, I'm just going to take it, take it one step at a time. 174 00:08:27,520 --> 00:08:30,279 Because from little things, big things can grow. 175 00:08:30,280 --> 00:08:32,559 If you want them to - but, but, but never say never. 176 00:08:32,560 --> 00:08:35,040 You know? But never say not never. 177 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:45,840 I might just, um, never say anything ever again. 178 00:08:49,280 --> 00:08:51,839 We're fine, we're fine, we're fine. We're home now, we're home now. 179 00:08:51,840 --> 00:08:53,519 Everything's fine. Everything's fine. 180 00:08:53,520 --> 00:08:55,319 You're gonna be... you're gonna be so, so fine. 181 00:08:55,320 --> 00:08:56,199 We're gonna be so, so fine. 182 00:08:56,200 --> 00:08:58,839 We just... We're in the house. We're in the house. 183 00:08:58,840 --> 00:09:00,599 I know, I know, I know, it's hard. 184 00:09:00,600 --> 00:09:02,959 It's like, it's... hard being a baby. 185 00:09:02,960 --> 00:09:04,039 It's hard being a baby. 186 00:09:04,040 --> 00:09:06,119 I'm gonna bust you out of there, stat! 187 00:09:06,120 --> 00:09:07,919 All right? Stat. 188 00:09:07,920 --> 00:09:09,639 Less talk and... straight away. 189 00:09:09,640 --> 00:09:11,239 Oh, god, why does this thing 190 00:09:11,240 --> 00:09:13,319 need so much restraint - ha, da-da-da-da-da! 191 00:09:13,320 --> 00:09:14,679 Lily! 192 00:09:14,680 --> 00:09:16,399 Lily, are you home? 193 00:09:16,400 --> 00:09:17,440 Anyone? 194 00:09:18,240 --> 00:09:21,119 Pooh! Oh my God, what have you done, dropped a bomb! 195 00:09:21,120 --> 00:09:23,639 Hey, hey Hungry? Hungry, you're just gonna have to wait a little bit, 196 00:09:23,640 --> 00:09:24,879 OK? Cause Stinky here needs... 197 00:09:24,880 --> 00:09:27,279 Oh, you got my... you got my necklace? 198 00:09:27,280 --> 00:09:29,039 Hey, you trying to steal my jewels? 199 00:09:29,040 --> 00:09:30,999 All right. OK, OK. 200 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:32,959 Hey! hey, hey! It's OK. 201 00:09:32,960 --> 00:09:33,999 Ah, toy! Toy toy toy toy. 202 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:35,399 What about this? What about this? Huh? 203 00:09:35,400 --> 00:09:37,319 Dee dee dee dee dee! Dee dee dee dee dee. 204 00:09:37,320 --> 00:09:38,759 Is that too many patterns? 205 00:09:38,760 --> 00:09:40,799 Yeah, yeah, that's full on. 206 00:09:40,800 --> 00:09:42,119 Why do they sell that? 207 00:09:42,120 --> 00:09:43,599 Um. OK. 208 00:09:43,600 --> 00:09:44,640 Uh... Uhh... 209 00:09:47,440 --> 00:09:48,719 All right. 210 00:09:48,720 --> 00:09:52,199 OK. I'm putting this thing on, and if you dob me in, 211 00:09:52,200 --> 00:09:54,399 I will feed you off my right boob and my right boob only. 212 00:09:54,400 --> 00:09:56,519 OK. And you! Phwoar! 213 00:09:56,520 --> 00:09:59,239 Oh my God, bro. That's impressive. 214 00:09:59,240 --> 00:10:00,280 Anyone? 215 00:10:01,800 --> 00:10:04,279 Wow. Ah, thank you. 216 00:10:04,280 --> 00:10:06,239 On a tray of screws, no less. 217 00:10:06,240 --> 00:10:07,880 - Flash, hey. - Mmm. 218 00:10:09,480 --> 00:10:11,639 So you eat these every day? 219 00:10:11,640 --> 00:10:13,679 Yep - well, not every day, 220 00:10:13,680 --> 00:10:16,679 - but, like, most days. - Oh. 221 00:10:16,680 --> 00:10:18,879 What's that then? Second lunch? 222 00:10:18,880 --> 00:10:21,200 Uh... nah, it's just a spare. 223 00:10:25,360 --> 00:10:26,360 Mm. 224 00:10:28,520 --> 00:10:30,719 So how's everything at home? 225 00:10:30,720 --> 00:10:31,760 Yeah, fine. 226 00:10:34,240 --> 00:10:37,520 And Nat's doing OK with the boys? Solo? 227 00:10:38,280 --> 00:10:40,639 Yeah. Seem to be. 228 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:42,200 Hmm. 229 00:10:43,920 --> 00:10:48,920 You know, um, this could be us soon, but in Paris. 230 00:10:50,560 --> 00:10:52,319 Still keen on that? 231 00:10:52,320 --> 00:10:54,239 Um, yeah. Um. Oui! 232 00:10:54,240 --> 00:10:55,879 Ah! Oui! 233 00:10:55,880 --> 00:10:57,919 Ah, tres bien. 234 00:10:57,920 --> 00:10:59,960 Qu'est-ce que c'est, je ne sais pas. 235 00:11:00,640 --> 00:11:02,519 Oh! Wait, you speak French? 236 00:11:02,520 --> 00:11:03,999 Oh yeah. 237 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:05,919 What do you want me to say? 238 00:11:05,920 --> 00:11:07,239 Um... 239 00:11:07,240 --> 00:11:08,479 "What a beautiful view." 240 00:11:08,480 --> 00:11:09,839 Oh, ooh la la. 241 00:11:09,840 --> 00:11:14,599 Magnifique le view, uh, poisson, et toute. 242 00:11:20,440 --> 00:11:21,879 No, no no no. 243 00:11:21,880 --> 00:11:23,999 - No. - No! 244 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:26,199 Come on, bro. What is it? OK? 245 00:11:26,200 --> 00:11:28,799 Normally my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. 246 00:11:28,800 --> 00:11:30,719 Both of you boys. 247 00:11:30,720 --> 00:11:33,279 Is it... is it gas? 248 00:11:33,280 --> 00:11:35,039 Is it wind? 249 00:11:35,040 --> 00:11:37,039 I get, I get some nasty winds sometimes. 250 00:11:37,040 --> 00:11:40,680 And I just gotta, just gotta let it all out. 251 00:11:45,480 --> 00:11:48,680 Shh shh shh. It's OK, it's OK, it's OK. 252 00:11:50,600 --> 00:11:51,919 It's OK, it's OK. 253 00:11:51,920 --> 00:11:54,759 I just gotta check something, mama's just gotta check something. 254 00:11:54,760 --> 00:11:58,160 Almond... allergy... baby. 255 00:12:03,560 --> 00:12:05,439 Oh, shit. 256 00:12:05,440 --> 00:12:08,040 Shh, shh-shh-shh, it's OK. It's OK. 257 00:12:10,320 --> 00:12:13,039 Wait, so, so, so this is the emergency? 258 00:12:13,040 --> 00:12:16,079 Mum, the internet said tree nut allergy. 259 00:12:16,080 --> 00:12:17,279 He could have a tree nut allergy. 260 00:12:17,280 --> 00:12:19,279 Honestly, he would have blown up like a pool floatie 261 00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:21,199 if he were having an allergic reaction. 262 00:12:21,200 --> 00:12:22,519 Babies cry! 263 00:12:22,520 --> 00:12:25,319 Mum, the flake. The flake went right on his face. 264 00:12:25,320 --> 00:12:27,439 Almond croissants are very flaky. 265 00:12:27,440 --> 00:12:30,239 I don't know why you're bothering me and not Steph about this. 266 00:12:30,240 --> 00:12:31,719 I don't want to make her worry. 267 00:12:31,720 --> 00:12:33,199 Oh, for fuck's sake. 268 00:12:33,200 --> 00:12:35,919 Natalie King. Repeat after me. 269 00:12:35,920 --> 00:12:37,080 "I have got this." 270 00:12:38,400 --> 00:12:39,839 Oh, wait, you actually want me to... 271 00:12:39,840 --> 00:12:41,519 I actually want you to say it. 272 00:12:41,520 --> 00:12:43,559 OK. I have got this. 273 00:12:43,560 --> 00:12:46,479 "I am a loving and caring parent 274 00:12:46,480 --> 00:12:48,999 - "and an intelligent person." - All right, all right, I get it. 275 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:52,039 Yeah, "and I'm letting my mother get back to her walking group 276 00:12:52,040 --> 00:12:54,359 "before Prue gets antsy about her steps." 277 00:12:54,360 --> 00:12:56,200 - Love you! - Love you. 278 00:12:58,160 --> 00:13:00,559 Shh shh shh. 279 00:13:00,560 --> 00:13:02,080 bIt's OK, it's OK. 280 00:13:24,640 --> 00:13:25,960 What's that? 281 00:13:26,960 --> 00:13:28,399 Shit! 282 00:13:28,400 --> 00:13:29,959 Shit shit shit shit shit. 283 00:13:29,960 --> 00:13:31,239 Oh my God. 284 00:13:31,240 --> 00:13:33,079 Oh, shit. No. It's OK, it's OK! 285 00:13:33,080 --> 00:13:34,799 It's OK. It's all OK. 286 00:13:34,800 --> 00:13:36,799 It's OK. Come here, just come here. 287 00:13:36,800 --> 00:13:39,559 You'll be fine, you'll be fine. Shh shh shh shh shh. 288 00:13:39,560 --> 00:13:40,960 You're fine. 289 00:13:42,080 --> 00:13:43,599 Stop looking at me. 290 00:13:43,600 --> 00:13:45,440 Shh shh shh shh. 291 00:14:21,640 --> 00:14:23,679 - Hi... - Johnny. 292 00:14:23,680 --> 00:14:25,839 Have you got allergies on your side? 293 00:14:25,840 --> 00:14:26,879 - Are you OK? - Yeah. I'm fine. 294 00:14:26,880 --> 00:14:28,559 Just - allergies, have you got them? 295 00:14:28,560 --> 00:14:30,159 Uh... yeah, yeah, I, uh... 296 00:14:30,160 --> 00:14:32,919 I was a bit itchy one time when I had Nutella? 297 00:14:32,920 --> 00:14:35,479 Oh my God, shit, shit, it's you, it's you, it's your faulty genes. 298 00:14:35,480 --> 00:14:37,519 What is me... What is going on? 299 00:14:37,520 --> 00:14:39,119 Jai's having an allergic reaction. 300 00:14:39,120 --> 00:14:41,159 What? How? I didn't even know he was on solids. 301 00:14:41,160 --> 00:14:43,399 No, he's not, I just, I am - 302 00:14:43,400 --> 00:14:45,879 I mean, I was like, I had this almond croissant 303 00:14:45,880 --> 00:14:47,479 and I was eating it, a flake, 304 00:14:47,480 --> 00:14:49,919 it kind of fell out of my mouth and onto him. 305 00:14:49,920 --> 00:14:52,559 And then... and then I think maybe he's, like, 306 00:14:52,560 --> 00:14:54,599 ingested some flake or something? 307 00:14:54,600 --> 00:14:55,959 I mean, he looks fine. 308 00:14:55,960 --> 00:14:57,599 Look, look on the hand? What's that? 309 00:14:57,600 --> 00:15:00,399 Is that like a rash or hives or what is it? 310 00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:01,639 - I don't know. - I don't know either. 311 00:15:01,640 --> 00:15:03,079 Oh, OK, well... 312 00:15:03,080 --> 00:15:03,999 Shh, shh, shh. 313 00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:06,879 OK, well, why don't we just go to the hospital just to be safe? 314 00:15:06,880 --> 00:15:08,559 You think? 315 00:15:08,560 --> 00:15:10,879 I...I don't know. 316 00:15:10,880 --> 00:15:11,919 He is kind of warm. 317 00:15:11,920 --> 00:15:13,599 He is, hey? Oh my God, he is warm. 318 00:15:13,600 --> 00:15:15,079 He's warm. Shit. 319 00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:17,599 - OK, come on. Let's go. Yeah? - OK. 320 00:15:17,600 --> 00:15:22,159 So apparently Debbie's number two's got chronic nosebleeds now. 321 00:15:22,160 --> 00:15:24,039 - Oh. - I mean, you don't hear me saying 322 00:15:24,040 --> 00:15:27,319 "I've just got to rush home and feed the cats," do you? 323 00:15:27,320 --> 00:15:30,159 No. It's just like... 324 00:15:30,160 --> 00:15:33,800 you know, there's different standards sometimes, you know? 325 00:15:34,760 --> 00:15:36,079 Mmm. 326 00:15:36,080 --> 00:15:39,159 Look, I know it's not PC to say this, 327 00:15:39,160 --> 00:15:41,719 but I really do think you should be able to ask people 328 00:15:41,720 --> 00:15:45,639 when they interview for a job if they're planning on having kids. 329 00:15:45,640 --> 00:15:49,999 I mean some of the people here, not mentioning any names - 330 00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:54,239 Tonya, Andrea, Bronwyn, Sharon - 331 00:15:54,240 --> 00:15:56,439 as soon as they're parents, boom. Nope, that's it. 332 00:15:56,440 --> 00:16:00,439 They just become a revolving door of mum excuses. 333 00:16:00,440 --> 00:16:02,639 I'm sorry, I can't. I can't do this. I... 334 00:16:02,640 --> 00:16:04,959 I have to go home, because I have 335 00:16:04,960 --> 00:16:08,039 uncontrollable explosive diarrhoea. 336 00:16:08,040 --> 00:16:09,920 Oh, God! 337 00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:15,439 Hi, I'm home! Didn't last the day. 338 00:16:15,440 --> 00:16:18,640 I just missed all your fa... 339 00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:24,000 Nat? 340 00:16:25,360 --> 00:16:26,360 Hello? 341 00:16:29,120 --> 00:16:30,120 Nat? 342 00:16:31,840 --> 00:16:33,079 Nat! 343 00:16:33,080 --> 00:16:34,560 Nat? Are you here? 344 00:16:53,840 --> 00:16:55,240 Fuck! 345 00:16:57,840 --> 00:17:00,839 Shh, just a little infant thrush. It's nothing 346 00:17:00,840 --> 00:17:03,759 a little nudie time, a little air drying won't fix. 347 00:17:03,760 --> 00:17:06,319 Yeah, and the fever's nothing? 348 00:17:06,320 --> 00:17:08,279 I think you overcooked him a smidge. 349 00:17:08,280 --> 00:17:10,479 One too many layers. He's fine now. 350 00:17:10,480 --> 00:17:13,319 So no allergies to almond croissants at all or...? 351 00:17:13,320 --> 00:17:14,679 Not at all. 352 00:17:14,680 --> 00:17:16,079 Maybe next time, use a plate. 353 00:17:16,080 --> 00:17:17,919 - Those things are pretty flaky. - Yeah. 354 00:17:17,920 --> 00:17:19,279 The good ones are. 355 00:17:19,280 --> 00:17:22,199 I don't think I've ever had one. 356 00:17:22,200 --> 00:17:23,239 What? 357 00:17:23,240 --> 00:17:25,079 You've never had an almond croissant? 358 00:17:25,080 --> 00:17:27,159 Bro, why didn't you tell me about that? That's crazy. 359 00:17:27,160 --> 00:17:29,959 - That's like a crazy fact. Yeah! - I'd prescribe you one if I could. 360 00:17:29,960 --> 00:17:32,119 Might head to the cafeteria now, actually. 361 00:17:32,120 --> 00:17:33,919 Thank you. Thank you so much. 362 00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:35,679 You two have beautiful bubs. 363 00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:37,800 You're doing great. Hang in there. 364 00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:40,399 Oh, fuck. We did a good job. 365 00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:42,039 - Yes we did. - Argh! 366 00:17:42,040 --> 00:17:45,359 Thank you for giving me the shove I needed to get to the hospital. 367 00:17:45,360 --> 00:17:46,919 Yeah, sure. 368 00:17:46,920 --> 00:17:48,599 No, I mean it. 369 00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:49,640 I needed you. 370 00:17:51,480 --> 00:17:53,519 Ah, come on, little smooshy! 371 00:17:53,520 --> 00:17:58,160 Oh, why'd you gotta go do that and get all thrushy on me? 372 00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:02,959 - What's happened? - Steph? What? Wait, what. 373 00:18:02,960 --> 00:18:05,039 - What happened? What's happening? - Yeah, no, nothing, nothing. 374 00:18:05,040 --> 00:18:07,679 It's all, everything's OK. Everything's fine. It's all good. 375 00:18:07,680 --> 00:18:09,599 What do you mean everything's fine? What has happened? 376 00:18:09,600 --> 00:18:12,679 OK, nothing! There was a little, uh, thing. 377 00:18:12,680 --> 00:18:15,159 A little moment with a almond croissant, 378 00:18:15,160 --> 00:18:18,599 like flakeage near Jai's general area, but... 379 00:18:18,600 --> 00:18:20,839 Did he have an allergic reaction? Did he go into, like, 380 00:18:20,840 --> 00:18:22,239 anaphylactic shock or something? 381 00:18:22,240 --> 00:18:24,239 No, no, he didn't have an allergic reaction. 382 00:18:24,240 --> 00:18:26,799 He's fine. It was just, there was a rash, you know. 383 00:18:26,800 --> 00:18:28,799 - What? - Checked him out. And it's, it's... 384 00:18:28,800 --> 00:18:32,079 ...it's not anything bad, it's just a bit of thrush. 385 00:18:32,080 --> 00:18:33,399 So he's got, he's got thrush? 386 00:18:33,400 --> 00:18:34,919 Which is normal. Perfectly normal. 387 00:18:34,920 --> 00:18:39,559 I'm so sorry, you've got thrush! I should never have gone to work. 388 00:18:39,560 --> 00:18:42,479 What? Why? Because if you'd not gone to work, 389 00:18:42,480 --> 00:18:44,560 he wouldn't have had thrush? 390 00:18:48,840 --> 00:18:51,559 No. No, of course not. 391 00:18:51,560 --> 00:18:54,319 I'm... I'm sorry. That was just a real fright. 392 00:18:54,320 --> 00:18:57,319 And I wish you had called me. 393 00:18:57,320 --> 00:18:59,599 Ah. Let's go. 394 00:18:59,600 --> 00:19:01,120 Hey, Steph! 395 00:19:06,240 --> 00:19:08,040 What's Johnny doing here? 396 00:19:11,200 --> 00:19:15,279 Um, he came home, he was there? So, what... 397 00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:17,519 Yeah, Nat was freaking out 398 00:19:17,520 --> 00:19:20,840 so I suggested we come to the hospital. 399 00:19:25,520 --> 00:19:27,519 Steph, this is not a thing. 400 00:19:27,520 --> 00:19:29,039 Yeah, it's a thing. 401 00:19:29,040 --> 00:19:31,079 My child needs hospital care, and I'm... 402 00:19:31,080 --> 00:19:33,559 I'm the last person to know that it's happening? 403 00:19:33,560 --> 00:19:35,319 - That's not OK. - What? 404 00:19:35,320 --> 00:19:37,439 - It's not OK. - I... 405 00:19:37,440 --> 00:19:38,679 Everything happened so fast. 406 00:19:38,680 --> 00:19:39,719 - That's bullshit. - What? 407 00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:41,679 You could have called me on the way, you could have texted me 408 00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:43,319 when you got here, and so could you. 409 00:19:43,320 --> 00:19:45,039 Both of you could have contacted me in so many ways, 410 00:19:45,040 --> 00:19:46,679 but you didn't. I just don't get that. 411 00:19:46,680 --> 00:19:48,239 Like, I don't understand why that didn't happen. 412 00:19:48,240 --> 00:19:49,719 Why? Why did you not do that? - Well I, well... 413 00:19:49,720 --> 00:19:51,679 - Because I wanted you to trust me. - Trust you? 414 00:19:51,680 --> 00:19:53,439 So you thought the best way of doing that was to, like, 415 00:19:53,440 --> 00:19:55,519 race off to the hospital with Johnny? 416 00:19:55,520 --> 00:19:57,359 He's not their parent, Nat. 417 00:19:57,360 --> 00:19:59,199 You're not the parent, Johnny, I'm the parent. 418 00:19:59,200 --> 00:20:01,039 Look, Steph, I know that, OK? 419 00:20:01,040 --> 00:20:03,799 He was just an extra pair of hands when I needed them. 420 00:20:03,800 --> 00:20:05,759 - I'll, uh, leave you to it. - I honestly, I just honestly 421 00:20:05,760 --> 00:20:08,119 don't get how your brain works. Like, do you seriously think 422 00:20:08,120 --> 00:20:11,760 that it is OK... 30518

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