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Oh, God.
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Are we doing something wrong?
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We're getting, like, solid
4 to 6 hour blocks.
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Now what?
I don't get it.
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What about that YouTube lady
that you've been watching?
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What about her?
What's she good to say about it?
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- Shh.
- No, I'm asking.
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I'm asking what the baby
whisperer says.
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She got any advice?
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I'm shushing Jay, okay, not you.
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- The shush felt pointed.
- Oh, God.
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What if they've outgrown
the cup and pusch?
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We can't throw the cup
and pusch. That's all we got.
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We literally have nothing else.
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No, no, there's
gonna be something else.
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It's gonna be like the scoop
and swoop or the pop and lock.
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It just has to be something to,
like, emulate their experience
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of being in the womb with us,
you know, walking around.
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That doesn't make any sense,
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they don't remember that.
They had brains the size of walnuts.
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Just try the cup and push.
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No, no, it's a push. You're petting.
You need to push.
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You need to push.
That's a pat.
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That's a pat.
You need to push.
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- You need to push. Push it.
- I am pushing.
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You're not pushing.
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It shows that you've not watched
the YouTube clip that I sent you.
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Because if you had, you would know
that there's a wrist rotation
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to rotate your head, to rotate
the wrist.
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Hey, team.
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Can we, can we help out?
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Oh, guys, we're so sorry.
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Nah, all good.
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It's not even that bad.
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It is for me.
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Okay? We've got to figure
something out.
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Uh, that is where you buy your first
bus pass when you're old enough.
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Ah, they cut that down.
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- That's a shame.
- Babe.
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This is so boring.
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It's actually working.
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They're nodding off, so keep going.
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Okay.
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Um.
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Wow.
This stretch of road is very smooth.
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It's giving asphalt, not
bitumen, which I always find
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a little a little bumpier
under wheel.
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Moon's a beaut.
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Is she waxing?
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Is she waning?
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I can never tell.
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Oh, no.
Oh, no!
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The change is happening.
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My nails, the hair
is growing up my forearms.
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She's a werewolf.
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♪ She's a werewolf
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♪ Battling through the night,
looking for a fight
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♪ She's queer... ♪
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Don't blame you.
I'm boring myself.
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God, it's such a mess in here.
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- Have you seen my other shoe?
- Uh, what shoe?
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My slightly more casual,
formal, casual sneaker.
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You know the one.
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I'm sorry, I don't
know, okay.
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Nat, Nat, Nat, Nat! I need that for
work.
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- I need that for work.
- Hey. It's okay.
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In times like this, who do
you trust, the registered builder
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or the certified lesbian,
am I right?
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I'll just get it one more time.
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I think that's good.
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Johnny, can you check your room?
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- Sorry?
- For my shoe.
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Why is nobody helping me with this?
Come on.
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It's impossible to live this way.
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My stuff strewn between two rooms.
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It's like I'm some sort
of child of divorce.
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It's like, oh, no...
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Oh!
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We can't hear Lily.
That's working.
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Now we can.
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- Now we can't.
- Nice.
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Yeah, I think that's gonna work.
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It's not working.
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It's okay.
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They'll settle.
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When?
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I thought they got
this crying thing under control.
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Why is it back?
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I don't know.
I don't know.
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Maybe it's like a growth spurt.
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Oh, yeah. Growing
all right.
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Growing into, like, death metal
singers, by the sounds of it.
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They are trying everything they can.
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Yeah, well, maybe they should try
moving out.
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I think that's pretty tough,
what they're going through.
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When did you become such
a Nat and Steph apologist?
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It's tough for all of us.
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Look at us.
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We all share this house
and we all need sleep.
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Just...
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Just think they should go
back in the car.
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No, no.
Come on.
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Look, no, it's only... 2:45.
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2:45?
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Johnny, I'm losing my mind, okay?
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And this padded cell thing
here is not helping at all.
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Stop, stop, stop.
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Stay in the cell.
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Lily, Lily, Lily.
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Yeah, I think this works.
We just...
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We just live in the car at night
and then house in the day,
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and then car in the night,
house in the day, car in the night.
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House the day until we, uh, die.
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Yeah.
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Sounds amazing.
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Oh, oh, no.
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- Hey, hey, hey.
- Oh, shit.
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You love the car, remember?
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What about immunity to the car?
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- Shh, shh, shh.
- God, no, please, please.
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- Please, please.
- Hey, look at your brother.
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He's sleeping.
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- Don't you want to be like him?
- Ah!
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All right, all right.
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Let's not compare them to each
other, shall we?
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We don't want Liam and Noel
Gallagher situation on our hands.
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I'm not comparing.
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I am modelling the behaviour
that we want to see.
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And look, look.
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Oscar's asleep.
He's so happy.
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He's so peaceful.
He's so calm.
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Don't you want to be like...
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- Oh, no.
- Oh, no.
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Jake!
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Are you awake, and
Oscar?
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- Shh.
- He was fine before.
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They're synching up like
bloody Bluetooth speakers.
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Steph, we have to try something else.
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This isn't working.
It just...
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It is not working.
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We need to do sleep training
or something.
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We're not doing sleep
training.
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Well, we gotta do something
other than just blaming Jay.
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I'm not blaming
Jake.
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Well, we cannot drive around in
one car with two screaming babies.
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Night owls and the night prowler.
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Uh, I spy with my little eye
something beginning with R.
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Over and out.
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I'm sorry. I honestly cannot hear a
word you're saying.
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Night Owl,
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please use my truck driver name.
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I just feel a bit uncomfortable
calling you the Midnight Prowler.
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Night Owl.
'Cause I'm a night prowler.
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Stay focussed.
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I spy with my little eye,
something beginning with...
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Babe, babe, I think
I have a sleeping baby.
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Is this one down,
one to go?
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- Um, do you mind if I maybe, like,
- Oh, no, yeah, yeah.
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You should go home for sure.
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- Yeah?
- One of us should get some sleep.
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Okay. Thank you.
Thank you so much.
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Yeah, 100%.
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I'll see you later.
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Over and out.
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Do the sound...
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♪ She's a queer wolf
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♪ Driving through the night
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♪ She's looking for a fight
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♪ She's fighting for queer rights
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♪ She's a queer wolf... ♪
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Come on.
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Fuck!
Fuck, fuck, fuck!
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Shit.
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Oh.
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Sorry, sorry, sorry.
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That was me.
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Jesus.
What happened to you?
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- Huh?
- You all right?
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Huh? Me?
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Yeah! I'm good.
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Good, good, good.
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Is that a bigger wing mirror
than normal?
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'Cause my spatial awareness
is normally...
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Is that car black?
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- Mhm.
- Oh, babe.
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Okay. I'm gonna go sleep.
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Yeah.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
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What the fuck?
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Shh.
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Sorry.
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We've got to be quiet because Nat
is sleeping.
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Where are my little grandsons?
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Dad!
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Oops.
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- Sorry.
-Shut up.
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I just didn't know it was possible
to be this tired.
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Like yesterday, I fell asleep
with a piece of toast in my mouth
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because I was too tired
to swallow it.
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Ah, yeah, the classic four
month sleep regression.
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I was kind of hoping that maybe
we'd just skip it, you know,
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because some babies do.
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Well, that maybe we'd even
have a progression.
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But that hasn't happened.
Has it, sweet pea?
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Well, you just wait.
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Next would be the six months
and then the eight months.
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And then, of course, you hit my age
and you hit another whole
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sleep regression pattern.
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Ah!
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God damn it.
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I forgot I had a key.
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Didn't wake you, did I?
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No.
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Where are the boys?
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One's in here.
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You look terrible.
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I just feel like they're trying
to suck the life force out of us
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so that they can overpower us.
You know?
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And those two, they've got a strong
bond. Once they hit the gym,
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we're done for.
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It might be time to start
sleep training them.
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Well, I have done a bit of reading.
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Actually, a lot of reading about
sleep training, and
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it's just not for me.
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I'm into it,
but Steph's not.
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And you know what she's like when
she's adamant about something.
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She's just like...
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Well, we did it with you.
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God, it was like SAS torture
training.
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Well, that's kind of my point
actually.
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Best to start when they're younger
too, Nat.
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I left it too late with you.
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I nearly had to bolt your door shut
when you were a toddler.
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The neighbours thought we were
performing exorcism on you.
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How does it work?
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Oh, there's a bunch of different
methods.
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Your mother tried.
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A thing called the extinction
method.
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So she'd swaddle you,
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then she'd pop you in your room,
and then she'd go outside and turn
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Phil Collins up really loudly.
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Why didn't you do something
like try and stop her?
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Mothers know best and all that.
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Plus, have you seen your mother
sleep deprived?
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I do need sleep.
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Good parenting starts with
being good to yourself.
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Look, it's only a week,
but it is a week where you would
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rather tie bricks to your shoes
and walk straight into the ocean.
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Because that way you can at least
get some peace and quiet.
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Okay, this literally sounds
like the worst thing I've ever heard
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in my entire life.
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Like, why would anyone do it?
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Does make sense.
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You know, and if we start them
early, then they learn,
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and then we're done.
257
00:11:27,080 --> 00:11:29,399
Well, that's it then.
258
00:11:29,400 --> 00:11:30,439
That's it.
259
00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:32,040
That's the plan.
260
00:11:32,520 --> 00:11:34,039
Yeah, seven days.
That's it, that's it.
261
00:11:34,040 --> 00:11:35,759
Yeah, and seven days is seven
days too long.
262
00:11:35,760 --> 00:11:37,559
It's been no days because we're not
doing it.
263
00:11:37,560 --> 00:11:40,119
It's a week. It's a week.
And then they'll be sorted.
264
00:11:40,120 --> 00:11:42,519
Absolutely not, Nat.
Absolutely not.
265
00:11:42,520 --> 00:11:44,479
Okay, well, I get a say in this too.
266
00:11:44,480 --> 00:11:45,479
No you don't.
267
00:11:45,480 --> 00:11:46,919
- I knew it.
- That's not what I mean.
268
00:11:46,920 --> 00:11:48,279
See, you guys heard that?
You heard that?
269
00:11:48,280 --> 00:11:49,839
I've honestly just zoned out.
270
00:11:49,840 --> 00:11:52,239
- You know what I mean.
- We have to do something, okay?
271
00:11:52,240 --> 00:11:55,439
For us, for the babies,
for the house, for everyone.
272
00:11:55,440 --> 00:11:57,039
It's just sleep training,
that's all.
273
00:11:57,040 --> 00:11:57,999
Okay, exactly.
274
00:11:58,000 --> 00:12:00,399
They are too young to be taught
how to sleep.
275
00:12:00,400 --> 00:12:03,359
Doctor Dorothy Gladstone says
they have to be at least six months
276
00:12:03,360 --> 00:12:06,359
minimum for them even to be able
to absorb what you're trying
277
00:12:06,360 --> 00:12:09,039
to teach them otherwise it's just
pointless torture.
278
00:12:09,040 --> 00:12:11,439
So if they are crying it out,
how would you actually know
279
00:12:11,440 --> 00:12:12,679
if something's wrong?
280
00:12:12,680 --> 00:12:14,039
Yeah, exactly.
Exactly, Johnny.
281
00:12:14,040 --> 00:12:15,999
That's actually totally my point.
282
00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:21,439
And as a mother, every fibre, every
instinct in my body is screaming
283
00:12:21,440 --> 00:12:23,879
at me that this is the wrong
thing to do.
284
00:12:23,880 --> 00:12:26,919
Okay, well, as a mother,
every instinct, every fibre
285
00:12:26,920 --> 00:12:30,159
of my being is saying sleep
equals happy.
286
00:12:30,160 --> 00:12:32,239
Happy babies equal happy
everything.
287
00:12:32,240 --> 00:12:33,639
No, you're wrong.
You're just wrong about it.
288
00:12:33,640 --> 00:12:35,159
She's right,
Steph, something's got to give.
289
00:12:35,160 --> 00:12:36,559
Lily, this doesn't actually
concern you.
290
00:12:36,560 --> 00:12:37,439
- Okay?
- Okay.
291
00:12:37,440 --> 00:12:38,680
It does, actually.
292
00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:48,079
- Yeah, sweet as. What would I know?
- Babe.
293
00:12:48,080 --> 00:12:52,239
I'm sorry, but I can't do this.
294
00:12:52,240 --> 00:12:55,520
Like, morally, I can't.
295
00:12:56,920 --> 00:12:59,680
Well, that's not what you agreed to,
Steph.
296
00:13:12,360 --> 00:13:14,079
I honestly just don't think
I can do this.
297
00:13:14,080 --> 00:13:17,559
It's so awful just listening
to them.
298
00:13:17,560 --> 00:13:19,399
I get it, I get it, I get it, okay?
299
00:13:19,400 --> 00:13:21,399
But I can do this.
300
00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:22,679
I've got tonight.
301
00:13:22,680 --> 00:13:23,799
You've got to let me step
up, all right?
302
00:13:23,800 --> 00:13:27,960
You just gotta sit here
and disassociate.
303
00:13:28,120 --> 00:13:30,159
Okay, so here's the plan.
304
00:13:30,160 --> 00:13:33,679
I go in every two minutes,
then every three minutes, then every
305
00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:35,959
five minutes. I can shush them,
306
00:13:35,960 --> 00:13:38,079
but no cuddling, no cuddling
whatsoever.
307
00:13:38,080 --> 00:13:41,360
What am I supposed to do
while you're doing that?
308
00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:45,079
You knock yourself out, okay?
309
00:13:45,080 --> 00:13:46,960
Oh.
310
00:13:50,040 --> 00:13:51,160
Mama's got this.
311
00:13:52,840 --> 00:13:53,839
You look cool.
312
00:13:53,840 --> 00:13:56,439
You look like when Jacinda
Ardern DJed at that...
313
00:13:56,440 --> 00:13:58,039
at Real Groovy.
314
00:13:58,040 --> 00:13:59,079
Coming!
315
00:14:04,920 --> 00:14:06,200
- Hi.
- Hey.
316
00:14:07,720 --> 00:14:09,879
You want to come stay at mine
tonight?
317
00:14:09,880 --> 00:14:12,719
Um, I think I'm just gonna
stay in here.
318
00:14:12,720 --> 00:14:14,520
Just hunker down.
319
00:14:16,480 --> 00:14:24,440
Is it, uh, is it a sleep thing
or a Steph thing or a me thing?
320
00:14:24,720 --> 00:14:25,879
No.
321
00:14:25,880 --> 00:14:26,920
It's just...
322
00:14:28,880 --> 00:14:31,160
Maybe a bit of everything
kind of thing.
323
00:14:32,960 --> 00:14:34,119
Lily, I'm sorry if...
324
00:14:34,120 --> 00:14:36,440
No, Johnny, please don't
apologise, okay?
325
00:14:37,560 --> 00:14:39,199
As soon as you say sorry,
it becomes a thing.
326
00:14:39,200 --> 00:14:40,999
And it's like... It's not a thing.
327
00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:42,679
It's just...
328
00:14:42,680 --> 00:14:45,800
I just want to be by myself
for a bit, that's all.
329
00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:48,600
Yeah, sure.
330
00:14:50,040 --> 00:14:51,039
Okay.
331
00:14:51,040 --> 00:14:52,399
Good night.
332
00:14:52,400 --> 00:14:53,440
Night.
333
00:15:01,160 --> 00:15:02,359
Are you ready?
334
00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:03,840
Press play.
Here we go.
335
00:15:05,480 --> 00:15:06,479
Press it.
336
00:15:13,160 --> 00:15:14,880
Oh.
That's good.
337
00:15:18,680 --> 00:15:20,039
Oh, that's nice.
338
00:15:20,040 --> 00:15:21,160
I still got it.
339
00:15:22,680 --> 00:15:24,119
Eyes on the footwork.
340
00:15:24,120 --> 00:15:25,199
Look at the footwork.
341
00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:26,879
It's really good.
It's...
342
00:15:26,880 --> 00:15:28,639
It's amazing.
343
00:15:28,640 --> 00:15:30,319
Give you some arms.
344
00:15:30,320 --> 00:15:32,639
Is that good?
Some arms?
345
00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:35,599
I might just quickly
go to the bathroom.
346
00:15:35,600 --> 00:15:36,639
I'll be back.
347
00:15:47,320 --> 00:15:48,320
Oh, shit.
348
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:14,559
No, babe.
You didn't even give it a chance.
349
00:16:14,560 --> 00:16:15,999
I can't, I can't do it.
350
00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:18,239
And I just honestly feel
like this is, like, separate
351
00:16:18,240 --> 00:16:19,239
from the contract we made.
352
00:16:19,240 --> 00:16:23,119
Like, surely human rights, baby
rights have got to be separate...
353
00:16:23,120 --> 00:16:25,279
What about my rights as their mother
as well?
354
00:16:25,280 --> 00:16:27,399
Well, you're just, like,
completely undermining.
355
00:16:27,400 --> 00:16:30,239
I have a plan,
and you need to trust it.
356
00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:32,559
I know, but surely it's got
to be bottom lines.
357
00:16:32,560 --> 00:16:35,759
Like, literally everything
in my body is screaming, no, no, no,
358
00:16:35,760 --> 00:16:37,679
Don't do this.
This is awful.
359
00:16:37,680 --> 00:16:41,519
Surely you can just let that scream
a little longer than five minutes.
360
00:16:41,520 --> 00:16:43,319
You want to let my
body scream?
361
00:16:43,320 --> 00:16:44,679
See?
Okay, so this is interesting.
362
00:16:44,680 --> 00:16:45,799
You're clearly fine with screaming.
363
00:16:45,800 --> 00:16:47,479
You're fine
with my body screaming.
364
00:16:47,480 --> 00:16:49,239
With the boys screaming.
365
00:16:49,240 --> 00:16:50,679
And I'm not okay with anyone's
screaming.
366
00:16:50,680 --> 00:16:53,079
Okay, look, they are not
going to remember any of this shit.
367
00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:55,319
It's not about them not
remembering.
368
00:16:55,320 --> 00:16:57,800
This is the thing.
This is the error of people's ways.
369
00:17:06,560 --> 00:17:07,560
Thanks for...
370
00:17:09,840 --> 00:17:10,840
This.
371
00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:13,759
I'm sorry for dragging you out.
372
00:17:13,760 --> 00:17:19,920
You and Lily probably wanted to make
the most of the empty rooms.
373
00:17:21,440 --> 00:17:27,239
Uh, I reckon we've outgrown our
honeymoon phase anyway.
374
00:17:27,240 --> 00:17:29,079
Yeah, I'm not surprised.
375
00:17:29,080 --> 00:17:33,119
Me and my family are cock
blocking you to the maximus.
376
00:17:33,120 --> 00:17:35,240
And it is not cool, bruh.
377
00:17:37,320 --> 00:17:40,080
Um, I think there's a way
to, you know.
378
00:17:42,080 --> 00:17:48,799
I don't know, put the the house on
the car and you're just like,
379
00:17:48,800 --> 00:17:51,519
you know, drive it around.
380
00:17:51,520 --> 00:17:54,280
Around the house, on the car
and just...
381
00:18:08,600 --> 00:18:09,639
Keep your eyes closed, okay?
382
00:18:09,640 --> 00:18:13,279
Yeah, but I was just sleep, sleep,
sweet, sweet sleeping.
383
00:18:13,280 --> 00:18:14,479
And now I'm not.
384
00:18:14,480 --> 00:18:16,840
And where are we?
385
00:18:18,080 --> 00:18:19,280
Okay.
386
00:18:19,840 --> 00:18:21,560
- Ready?
- Ready.
387
00:18:23,440 --> 00:18:24,959
Ta da!
388
00:18:24,960 --> 00:18:26,839
Oh, have we got mould again?
389
00:18:26,840 --> 00:18:29,199
- Oh, no. Do we?
- No, um.
390
00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:30,439
Where's Steph and Nat?
391
00:18:30,440 --> 00:18:31,840
They're out with the boys.
392
00:18:32,600 --> 00:18:36,879
Look, everyone's miserable
at the moment, but I think I know
393
00:18:36,880 --> 00:18:37,920
how to fix it.
394
00:18:47,120 --> 00:18:48,919
Lily, will you...
395
00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:50,319
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
What...
396
00:18:50,320 --> 00:18:51,999
- What are you doing? Is this a...
- What?
397
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:53,279
Why, why is there a shoe rack?
398
00:18:53,280 --> 00:18:54,679
- Are you...
- Oh, shit, shit. no, no, I'm not.
399
00:18:54,680 --> 00:18:55,759
I'm not proposing.
400
00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:57,839
I'm not proposing, I just...
I'm sorry.
401
00:18:57,840 --> 00:19:00,039
Phew.
Oh, man.
402
00:19:00,040 --> 00:19:05,760
Um... I just thought maybe it
would be good in our room.
403
00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:12,800
Maybe if you wanted to move
into the big room with me.
404
00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:19,239
What, you and me sharing a room?
405
00:19:19,240 --> 00:19:21,639
Uh, look, I, I know it's a big step.
406
00:19:21,640 --> 00:19:22,959
It's a big step.
407
00:19:22,960 --> 00:19:26,599
But you could have all your shoes
in here, and all my shoes
408
00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:28,679
could still stay outside.
409
00:19:28,680 --> 00:19:31,959
But Nat and Steph, they could take
our rooms, and I've already spoken
410
00:19:31,960 --> 00:19:33,119
to them about it.
They're all good.
411
00:19:33,120 --> 00:19:36,679
They're keen, but that way Nat
and Steph, they get their own room.
412
00:19:36,680 --> 00:19:39,079
The boys get their own room.
413
00:19:39,080 --> 00:19:40,120
Everyone wins.
414
00:19:41,520 --> 00:19:43,399
- Yeah. Yes.
- Okay?
415
00:19:43,400 --> 00:19:45,279
- Let's do it.
- Okay.
416
00:19:45,280 --> 00:19:47,080
Ah! Okay.
417
00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:49,199
- Yeah.
- Sweet.
418
00:19:49,200 --> 00:19:50,159
Ooh.
419
00:19:50,160 --> 00:19:51,879
Yeah, I do.
I do.
420
00:19:51,880 --> 00:19:53,720
- Okay.
- No, I don't like that.
421
00:20:10,040 --> 00:20:17,559
♪ Well, I guess it's different
to how I first planned
422
00:20:17,560 --> 00:20:22,960
♪ 'Cause no-one
did tell me the ending
423
00:20:25,800 --> 00:20:32,440
♪ Pretty timelines used to work
in my mind
424
00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:35,479
♪ The sky is falling
425
00:20:35,480 --> 00:20:38,600
♪ A lack of direction
426
00:20:41,400 --> 00:20:44,240
♪ I can't tell
427
00:20:44,640 --> 00:20:47,760
♪ Are we there yet?
428
00:20:49,440 --> 00:20:51,800
♪ I can't tell
429
00:20:52,680 --> 00:20:56,720
♪ Are we there yet? ♪
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