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[♪ upbeat rock theme music playing]
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The Fable
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Mountaineer Man
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- [Akira] This one's a little small.
- [hisses]
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Be careful! That's a venomous snake.
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- [knife swishes]
- [soft gasp]
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The knife handle...
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[Kuro] Whoa! All that was inside?
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[Akira] That's why it's not
a very strong knife construction.
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But it does have a useful design.
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[Kuro] You're harvesting its poison?
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What'll you do with it?
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I'll use this poison on the bear.
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[exclaims]
How will you do that, Nii-san?
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Won't the poison kill the bear?
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This much won't kill a bear.
It's too little.
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Just some pain and swelling
for a few days.
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[Akira] They're not weak like humans.
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Wow. Is that right?
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For the bear's sake, it has to be taught
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that messing with humans
will only cause it pain.
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- [knife clinks]
- [grunts]
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[Kuro] Another snake dissection...
The third one.
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- At last, I think I'm used to it.
- [squelching]
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But part of me still isn't.
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However, I do know
that snake meat is delicious.
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And viper...
[gulps]
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...is especially tasty!
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[sighs]
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[Yoko]
I was wearing a short skirt last time too.
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Kawai's type likes whatever the fad is.
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They like designer goods
and are concerned about looks.
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[sighs]
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I want Kawai to like me even more.
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I want to send his heart fluttering
and make him all mine.
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And I want to drink with him
and watch him crawl because he can't walk.
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I want to talk with you
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when you're so drunk
that you can't form words.
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I want to hear you speak
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when I can't understand
what you're saying.
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Stare at me with glazed and sleepy eyes.
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You see... I can't help it.
I've got nothing to do.
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- [Kuro] It's getting dark.
- [bird cawing]
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[Akira] Yeah.
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- [crunches]
- [grunts]
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I wonder if the bear will show up.
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[Akira]
Well, it's best if it doesn't show up.
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But it's better...
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if we prepare for how to deal with it
if it does show up.
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[exclaims]
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[♪ ethereal music playing]
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[groans]
Huh?
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[soft gasp]
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[♪ ethereal music playing]
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[gasps]
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[soft grunt]
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- [♪ comical music playing]
- [Kuro] I'm getting a total boner.
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Is this because...
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I ate viper meat?
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[Akira] People believe that
bears are nocturnal, but they are also...
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[Kuro] Nii-san's telling me about bears,
but I'm here with a woodie.
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I'm sorry, Nii-san.
You're preparing to fight a bear, but I'm...
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I've got a massive woodie!
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- [door bell jingling]
- [door closes]
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- It's been a while, bartender.
- [bartender] Kawai.
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You're early today. The first, in fact.
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Yeah, well...
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Today is game day.
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Game day?
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I'm meeting that girl.
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You know, the one I talked to
the other day here, Yoko.
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Oh... her.
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[Yuki] She's top-class,
being from Tokyo and all.
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Yeah, she is cute...
[awkward chuckle]
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I'll get her to a hotel tonight
and get it on with her.
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So, come on, bartender, back me up.
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Oh, I see...
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That girl, huh?
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I won't make you look bad.
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In fact, I could date
a girl like that for quite a while.
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[awkward grunt]
Mm...
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How come I'm so darn alpha?
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Such a burden.
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[bartender] Kawai.
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Lots of luck.
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[Akira] The way a bear attacks is
pretty simple.
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It tackles you
and overwhelms you with its strength.
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It swings its arms
using its claws as weapons and...
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- What's wrong?
- Well, uh...
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[Kuro] We'll be facing off against a bear,
but that viper gave me a raging hard-on.
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I could never say that!
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[Kuro] Nii-san,
aren't you afraid of bears?
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Bears? Why? Are you afraid of them?
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Yeah! Bears are bad news.
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They could kill you.
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[Kuro] But I've got a woodie.
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Don't worry.
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There's one thing
that all bears don't understand.
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Humans are smarter than them.
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I understand that logic.
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But in a fight, they've got
the advantage in power, weight, and skill.
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Just relax.
If you're nervous, you'll get stiff.
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[Kuro] I know.
A part of me is very stiff.
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Hmm?
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[rustling]
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[sniffs]
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[Akira] The scent of an animal.
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- I think it's here.
- [gasps, grunts]
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Can't we use the campfire?
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Don't animals hate fire?
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[Akira] Unfortunately, a flame
the size of a campfire won't scare a bear.
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Why are you crouched over?
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[Kuro] Well, I, uh...
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Anyone who eats that much viper
gets like that.
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[Akira] Don't worry about it.
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[Kuro] I'm sorry!
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[Kuro] He could totally tell!
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Do just what I tell you.
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We'll teach it to fear humans
in six seconds.
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Okay!
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- [rustling]
- [bear grunts]
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[huffing]
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Oh.
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[♪ soft music playing]
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Yoko, over here.
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Okay.
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[bartender] I can sense it...
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Tonight is going to be a wild one.
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Did you wait long?
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[Yuki] I just got here.
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[bartender] Liar! You've been
scheming here for a whole hour.
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Anyway... A man and a woman,
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deceiving one another,
in a night of flirtatious drinking.
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Stepping into the ring tonight
at Bar Buffalo are these two.
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Neither of them are ordinary customers.
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This is Yuki Kawai,
the Muhammad Ali of Buffalo.
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He is by far
the number-one heartbreaker at this bar.
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His footwork when hitting on women
is lighter than a butterfly's.
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I've seen countless women
cry over him at this bar.
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He floats like a butterfly
from woman to woman,
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penetrating each with his "stinger."
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In the other corner
is the mysterious beauty Yoko,
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who recently moved here.
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She is one of the hottest-looking women
to have ever visited Buffalo.
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But she has an allure
that goes beyond just looks.
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And she uses it
to grip men's hearts like a vise.
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I love drinking,
but I can't hold my liquor.
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So I'm sorry if I get drunk
and do or say weird things tonight.
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I'm afraid if I don't tell you that
ahead of time...
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[soft moan]
Don't worry.
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[bartender] There it is!
She's drawn first blood.
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Okay, bartender. The usual.
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The usual?
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Bartender, can you make
a vodka-based sweet but strong drink?
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Oh, a lady-killer cocktail, eh?
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When I ask for "the usual," give us that.
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And make mine light on the vodka.
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The usual. Got it.
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[bartender] Very well.
Since I promised, I'll serve it.
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However, we need to keep this fair, Kawai.
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That's right.
You both get the same amount of vodka.
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[Yoko] This is delicious.
[giggles]
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[bartender] The starting bell
has rung in Kawai vs. Yoko.
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It's about to begin.
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Keep on your guard.
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[crackling]
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[Yoko] Yuki Kawai.
He looks about 24 or 25.
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A high-end watch, a designer shirt,
faintly sweet cologne,
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snowboarding, and jet skiing.
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A shallow warrior whose whole life
is dedicated to getting laid.
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[inhales sharply]
What a splendid toy.
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What's the matter?
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When you stare like that,
it makes me blush.
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[soft gasp]
I'm not staring.
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[Yuki] Oh, Yoko.
I totally get why you're entranced by me.
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The way you get flustered is just so cute.
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Are you just as shy when in bed?
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Do you like having the lights off?
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Sorry, but I always keep the lights on,
even if the power is out.
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I want you under the lights
so I can imprint you on my mind.
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After you get drunk tonight, Yoko,
we're going to a love hotel.
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Eh? Oh, don't stare like that.
You're making me blush.
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This is payback for earlier.
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- [Yoko] Eh! Oh, you.
- [Yuki chuckles]
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[bartender]
These two are truly flirt masters.
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They start with some jabs
to measure each other up.
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The truth is,
I wanted to call you even sooner.
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But my brother hasn't been well.
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Ah. You mean your weak and sickly brother
you told me about before?
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Yes.
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[Yuki] So...
[inhales sharply]
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...is your brother all right?
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Yes.
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Yesterday, he went to the mountains
where the air is better.
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Oh, I've heard about
those convalescent homes.
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That's right.
It's given me a little break too.
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I couldn't help
wanting to get a little drunk tonight.
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Ah, don't you worry!
Get drunk. I'll see you home.
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[Yoko chuckles]
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[Yoko] Just the part about him
going to the mountains is true.
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[fire crackling]
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[Kuro] No sight of that bear.
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Maybe it went somewhere else.
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[Akira] No. It's even closer than before.
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Can't you smell the animal scent?
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[sniffs]
No.
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[sniffing]
I don't smell it at all.
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[sniffing continues]
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Yuki, do you like going to the mountains
and doing outdoor stuff?
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I love going camping.
I've even got a barbecue set.
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And I've always got a tent
and sleeping bag at the ready.
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The outdoors is just the place for a man
to get in touch with his true nature.
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[Yoko] Really?
I didn't expect you to like the outdoors.
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How come?
I'm a guy who absolutely loves barbecuing.
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Meat grilled outdoors
is really delicious, isn't it?
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- And it's nice with a little lemon.
- [bartender exclaims]
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A little lemon is nice.
Especially with salted beef tongue.
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I've always had a thing for lemons.
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I put it on everything.
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I've loved lemons since I was a girl.
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I was always wanting lemons.
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Lemons?
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[bartender]
This talk about lemons is a ruse.
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The Drunk Queen's ruthless attack
is about to begin.
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Say, bartender.
Do you have a drink that goes with lemon?
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[Yoko] Wait! Is there really a drink
that goes with lemon?
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- [bartender grunts]
- [Yoko] Lemons, got it? Lemons.
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You're a pro, right?
A bartending pro, right?
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[bartender] Leave this to me. I'm a pro.
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If you like lemons that much,
you should try tequila.
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Lemon and tequila is an unbeatable combo.
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Oh, right. You bite a lemon with it.
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[Yoko] You bite a lemon?
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How do you do it? Can we have it together?
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Two tequilas coming up.
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First, take a shot of tequila.
[gulps]
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- Then bite the lemon wedge.
- [squirts]
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You can have the lemon first too.
Whichever is easier.
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Enjoy the tequila's flavor
and the sourness of the lemon.
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I'm getting all excited now.
Watch me, okay?
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[gulps]
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00:12:39,258 --> 00:12:40,718
[Yoko exhales heavily]
243
00:12:41,260 --> 00:12:43,179
- [♪ whimsical music playing]
- [soft grunt]
244
00:12:43,262 --> 00:12:44,638
[soft moan]
245
00:12:46,265 --> 00:12:47,266
[Yoko exclaims pleasantly]
246
00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:48,976
[gasps]
247
00:12:49,059 --> 00:12:51,187
This is so delicious.
248
00:12:52,563 --> 00:12:54,398
Another tequila, bartender.
249
00:12:54,482 --> 00:12:57,276
Oh, drink with me, Yuki.
250
00:12:57,359 --> 00:12:58,444
Make that two.
251
00:12:58,527 --> 00:12:59,695
[bartender] Coming right up.
252
00:13:00,279 --> 00:13:01,906
[bartender]
You've got it all wrong, Kawai.
253
00:13:01,989 --> 00:13:03,866
You're the one getting set up.
254
00:13:03,949 --> 00:13:07,286
Whoever drowns in tequila first loses.
255
00:13:08,537 --> 00:13:10,956
The smell is getting stronger. It's close.
256
00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:12,958
S-Seriously?
257
00:13:13,042 --> 00:13:14,126
[heavy steps approaching]
258
00:13:14,210 --> 00:13:15,961
- [bear growls]
- [Kuro screams]
259
00:13:16,045 --> 00:13:17,213
You bad boy.
260
00:13:17,296 --> 00:13:19,673
[whimpers]
Nii-san! Help me!
261
00:13:19,757 --> 00:13:20,758
[whooshes]
262
00:13:23,719 --> 00:13:24,887
[growls]
263
00:13:25,387 --> 00:13:26,388
[roars]
264
00:13:27,973 --> 00:13:28,974
[growls]
265
00:13:31,977 --> 00:13:33,270
- [squelches]
- [Akira] Nice.
266
00:13:33,354 --> 00:13:36,899
- [bear groans]
- Now that bear will be afraid of humans.
267
00:13:37,525 --> 00:13:40,236
It'll be in agony
from that viper poison for a while.
268
00:13:40,319 --> 00:13:41,821
This will teach it
269
00:13:41,904 --> 00:13:44,156
- that humans are big trouble.
- [panting]
270
00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:46,450
[Akira] It'll get cold tonight.
271
00:13:46,534 --> 00:13:48,160
How about we make some pine tea?
272
00:13:48,244 --> 00:13:52,081
[Kuro] What? This is how he acts
after fighting off a bear?
273
00:13:52,164 --> 00:13:54,625
Nii-san is totally amazing!
274
00:13:55,125 --> 00:13:58,796
Yay! Our 20th shot of tequila!
275
00:13:58,879 --> 00:14:00,714
Y-Yay...
276
00:14:00,798 --> 00:14:03,175
[♪ upbeat music playing]
277
00:14:05,719 --> 00:14:06,720
[squirts]
278
00:14:09,348 --> 00:14:11,267
[soft groaning]
279
00:14:11,350 --> 00:14:13,394
Yuki, are you okay?
280
00:14:13,477 --> 00:14:17,231
Hold still now.
This trick will sober you up.
281
00:14:18,065 --> 00:14:20,484
Don't worry. These are just pistachios.
282
00:14:23,153 --> 00:14:24,989
[laughs]
283
00:14:25,072 --> 00:14:27,449
[bartender] The Drunk Queen Yoko
is overwhelmingly victorious.
284
00:14:27,533 --> 00:14:30,703
Not only can she hold her liquor,
her heart's as tough as nails.
285
00:14:30,786 --> 00:14:32,746
[retching]
286
00:14:33,664 --> 00:14:36,458
You okay, Mr. Kawai?
287
00:14:36,792 --> 00:14:39,253
[coughs, babbles weakly]
288
00:14:39,336 --> 00:14:40,504
[Yoko] I get it.
289
00:14:40,588 --> 00:14:43,757
That was, "Ptui. I'm fine, Yoko."
290
00:14:43,841 --> 00:14:46,719
- [Yuki retches]
- Sounded like, "Peh Daiyocha."
291
00:14:46,802 --> 00:14:48,345
Like a Korean actor's name.
292
00:14:48,429 --> 00:14:50,764
With his face in the toilet,
he says, "Peh Daiyocha."
293
00:14:50,848 --> 00:14:55,269
After Takahashi's "Wait for myee,"
it's another classic. "Peh Daiyocha."
294
00:14:55,352 --> 00:14:57,271
Is Kawai all right?
295
00:14:57,354 --> 00:14:59,773
- [Yoko] Things are just getting started.
- [clanks]
296
00:14:59,857 --> 00:15:01,275
- [gasps]
- [thumps]
297
00:15:01,358 --> 00:15:02,776
[Yoko] Here he comes.
298
00:15:02,860 --> 00:15:05,279
- Here comes Peh Daiyocha.
- [thumps]
299
00:15:05,362 --> 00:15:08,782
How will he appear?
What kind of look will be on his face?
300
00:15:08,866 --> 00:15:11,744
It feels like I'm waiting
for a concert to start!
301
00:15:11,827 --> 00:15:14,788
- Come on, let's see it, Peh Daiyocha.
- [clanks]
302
00:15:14,872 --> 00:15:16,290
- [grunting]
- There he is!
303
00:15:16,373 --> 00:15:19,043
[squeals excitedly]
He's looking for something to grab onto!
304
00:15:19,126 --> 00:15:20,127
- [grunts, yelps]
- [Yoko squeals]
305
00:15:20,210 --> 00:15:22,046
It's like he dove into a pool!
306
00:15:22,129 --> 00:15:23,547
- [bartender gasps]
- [amused chuckle]
307
00:15:23,631 --> 00:15:25,299
[Yoko] Come on, stand up.
308
00:15:25,382 --> 00:15:27,801
Stand up for me, Peh Daiyocha!
309
00:15:28,385 --> 00:15:30,304
- [Yuki grunts]
- [♪ dramatic menacing music playing]
310
00:15:30,387 --> 00:15:34,058
Oh, I love it!
It's like a scene from a horror flick.
311
00:15:36,143 --> 00:15:38,562
- [Yuki chuckles awkwardly]
- Yes! A zombie!
312
00:15:39,313 --> 00:15:40,814
- Get a taxi!
- [♪ whimsical music sting]
313
00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:42,650
No! Get an ambulance!
314
00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:45,736
- [insects chirping]
- [owl hooting]
315
00:15:48,614 --> 00:15:49,698
[soft gasp]
316
00:15:55,329 --> 00:15:57,748
- [Yoko] Get a taxi!
- No! Get an ambulance!
317
00:15:57,831 --> 00:16:01,752
[Yuki] What? A taxi?
I'm not letting you leave, Yoko.
318
00:16:01,835 --> 00:16:05,881
That's because I swore to myself
that I'd bed you tonight.
319
00:16:06,382 --> 00:16:09,426
[Yuki] Tonight,
me and you are getting it on!
320
00:16:09,510 --> 00:16:11,762
- We're going to bang all night long!
- [Yuko gasps]
321
00:16:11,845 --> 00:16:13,514
[Yoko] Amazing! Absolutely amazing!
322
00:16:13,597 --> 00:16:16,850
He's saying out loud
what he's telling himself!
323
00:16:16,934 --> 00:16:18,268
Such intensity!
324
00:16:18,352 --> 00:16:23,232
The bloodstained man who declared
we'd bang all night is getting closer.
325
00:16:23,315 --> 00:16:25,067
- I love this horror movie feel!
- [♪ dramatic music playing]
326
00:16:25,150 --> 00:16:27,528
This is so thrilling!
So incredibly thrilling!
327
00:16:27,611 --> 00:16:31,782
My goodness!
Just look how desperate he is to bang me!
328
00:16:31,907 --> 00:16:33,784
[shouts]
Yoko!
329
00:16:35,285 --> 00:16:36,286
[grunts]
330
00:16:38,414 --> 00:16:39,790
Water... Water...
331
00:16:39,873 --> 00:16:41,792
[awkward grunt, chuckle]
332
00:16:41,875 --> 00:16:43,544
[Yoko] Drink this.
333
00:16:43,627 --> 00:16:45,546
- [♪ whimsical music sting]
- It's water.
334
00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:48,298
- [gulps]
- [bartender] That's tequila!
335
00:16:50,384 --> 00:16:52,302
- [spits]
- [bartender yells]
336
00:16:52,886 --> 00:16:54,638
[gags]
337
00:16:55,389 --> 00:16:57,558
- Frothing like a crab?
- No! Alcohol poisoning!
338
00:16:57,641 --> 00:17:00,060
[Yuki farting]
339
00:17:00,144 --> 00:17:01,937
- [line ringing]
- It seems the crab's insides are...
340
00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:03,564
Stop! Don't you dare say it!
341
00:17:03,772 --> 00:17:06,316
Hello? I need an ambulance.
342
00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:08,402
Okay, I think I'll be going.
343
00:17:08,485 --> 00:17:09,820
[bartender] Yes, that's right.
344
00:17:09,903 --> 00:17:13,157
I think he's got acute alcohol poisoning.
345
00:17:13,615 --> 00:17:16,744
And he's... uh... he pooped in his pants.
346
00:17:16,827 --> 00:17:18,579
[♪ light music playing]
347
00:17:18,662 --> 00:17:20,873
[Yoko] His pulse and breathing are fine.
348
00:17:20,956 --> 00:17:23,083
You're getting way too worried.
349
00:17:23,667 --> 00:17:25,669
I think Kawai just drank too much.
350
00:17:25,753 --> 00:17:27,171
That's 100% for sure.
351
00:17:27,671 --> 00:17:31,842
[Yoko] Tomorrow, I've got to pick up
my sickly brother in the mountains.
352
00:17:32,926 --> 00:17:36,221
I'm pretty busy, so I'll call it a night.
353
00:17:36,305 --> 00:17:38,098
[bartender] What a battle.
354
00:17:38,182 --> 00:17:40,434
The Drunk Queen Yoko wins by a mile.
355
00:17:40,517 --> 00:17:42,311
A sensational KO victory.
356
00:17:42,603 --> 00:17:45,481
A crushing defeat
for the generational playboy, Kawai.
357
00:17:45,564 --> 00:17:46,607
A man and a woman,
358
00:17:46,690 --> 00:17:50,736
deceiving one another,
in a night of flirtatious drinking.
359
00:17:50,819 --> 00:17:52,279
[birds chirping]
360
00:17:52,362 --> 00:17:55,032
[water splashing]
361
00:17:57,117 --> 00:18:01,288
[Kuro] Just like Nii-san kept saying,
this definitely wasn't camping.
362
00:18:01,955 --> 00:18:04,083
A lot happened,
but last night was incredible.
363
00:18:04,166 --> 00:18:05,959
That bear scared me to death.
364
00:18:06,043 --> 00:18:08,712
Smarts and innovation, huh?
365
00:18:08,796 --> 00:18:10,839
- [♪ calm music playing]
- What you learn in nature
366
00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:14,468
can usually be used in some way
in the opposite world of the city.
367
00:18:15,052 --> 00:18:17,471
[Kuro] In the city,
you can buy what you need.
368
00:18:17,554 --> 00:18:19,389
But it's not that way here.
369
00:18:19,473 --> 00:18:20,849
It takes all your smarts
370
00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:23,435
to catch snakes, frogs,
or even a single grasshopper.
371
00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:25,354
[Akira] Morning.
372
00:18:26,063 --> 00:18:28,357
That dagger spear I threw at the bear...
373
00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:30,943
I looked for it but couldn't find it.
374
00:18:31,443 --> 00:18:33,862
That's okay! Don't worry about it.
375
00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:36,198
I feel kind of bad for the bear.
376
00:18:36,281 --> 00:18:38,492
I hope I didn't injure the bear too badly.
377
00:18:39,076 --> 00:18:41,495
Nii-san, can I ask you a question?
378
00:18:42,079 --> 00:18:43,288
[Kuro] Just one question.
379
00:18:43,372 --> 00:18:45,207
The tools you use in your work...
380
00:18:45,833 --> 00:18:49,128
Are they all things you can buy
just about anywhere?
381
00:18:49,211 --> 00:18:50,337
[Akira] Yeah.
382
00:18:50,420 --> 00:18:53,048
Everything but my gun
can be bought anywhere.
383
00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:55,759
If they don't have what I need, I make it.
384
00:18:55,843 --> 00:18:57,678
I don't use anything special.
385
00:18:57,761 --> 00:19:00,264
My targets will do anything to survive.
386
00:19:00,347 --> 00:19:02,599
So lots of unexpected things happen.
387
00:19:03,851 --> 00:19:06,436
Usually, things never go as planned.
388
00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:08,021
That's exactly why I come here
389
00:19:08,105 --> 00:19:11,024
to get in the habit
of using smarts and innovation.
390
00:19:11,608 --> 00:19:13,986
I've still got a lot to learn though.
391
00:19:16,029 --> 00:19:19,950
I hope that someday,
the only special thing I need is myself.
392
00:19:20,033 --> 00:19:22,536
- [amazed gasp]
- [♪ exciting music playing]
393
00:19:23,495 --> 00:19:24,997
[Akira]
Okay, let's make our way back down.
394
00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:26,206
Put out that fire.
395
00:19:26,290 --> 00:19:27,374
[Kuro] Yes, sir.
396
00:19:28,083 --> 00:19:30,419
[sizzling]
397
00:19:30,502 --> 00:19:32,129
[car engine rumbling]
398
00:19:33,922 --> 00:19:36,216
[engine revving]
399
00:19:37,718 --> 00:19:39,636
- [water rushing]
- There's no way!
400
00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:41,638
Come on. Jump.
401
00:19:42,264 --> 00:19:44,474
[Kuro whimpering]
402
00:19:45,058 --> 00:19:46,059
Okay!
403
00:19:48,145 --> 00:19:50,272
[humming]
404
00:19:50,355 --> 00:19:54,109
Honeybees are most aggressive
right now, before winter.
405
00:19:54,443 --> 00:19:56,278
Good thing they're not hornets.
406
00:19:56,778 --> 00:19:59,114
- [honeybees buzzing]
- [Kuro] My nose got stung!
407
00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:00,449
Will I be okay?
408
00:20:00,532 --> 00:20:03,660
Come on! Run!
It's just a little swollen. It'll be fine.
409
00:20:05,913 --> 00:20:08,832
As expected of me. I'm five minutes early.
410
00:20:08,916 --> 00:20:11,335
So, where are those boys?
411
00:20:11,418 --> 00:20:14,338
[Yoko exclaims]
There they are. My brother and...
412
00:20:15,380 --> 00:20:16,465
Who's that?
413
00:20:21,637 --> 00:20:23,472
[Yoko] How was your trip in the mountains?
414
00:20:23,555 --> 00:20:25,098
Was it useful?
415
00:20:25,182 --> 00:20:26,516
No, it was normal.
416
00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:28,727
Nii-san, you fought a bear!
417
00:20:28,810 --> 00:20:30,604
Seriously? A bear?
418
00:20:30,687 --> 00:20:32,606
- Ah.
- [rustling]
419
00:20:33,190 --> 00:20:35,692
Since I lost your dagger,
you can have this.
420
00:20:36,193 --> 00:20:38,946
- What's that?
- A Blackhawk knife.
421
00:20:39,363 --> 00:20:43,116
I bought it for going to the mountains,
but I didn't use it this time.
422
00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:46,119
[surprised exclaim]
Seriously? Can I really have it?
423
00:20:46,703 --> 00:20:49,206
That's the kind of knife I used to use.
424
00:20:49,873 --> 00:20:53,210
It's the same kind I lost
when I stabbed a bear in the eye with it.
425
00:20:53,710 --> 00:20:55,671
Isn't that great, Kuro?
426
00:20:55,754 --> 00:20:57,130
That's like a souvenir.
427
00:20:57,589 --> 00:20:59,132
[amazed gasp]
428
00:20:59,716 --> 00:21:03,136
I've heard
humanity's oldest tool is the knife.
429
00:21:03,220 --> 00:21:05,138
It's more useful than a tie.
430
00:21:05,764 --> 00:21:10,143
[Akira] You can thrust, peel,
break, cut, scrape, and tear with it.
431
00:21:10,727 --> 00:21:13,146
Thank you so much! I'll treasure it!
432
00:21:13,230 --> 00:21:16,108
[Yoko] You know, you two guys stink.
433
00:21:16,191 --> 00:21:17,567
Open the window!
434
00:21:17,651 --> 00:21:18,652
[Akira] We do?
435
00:21:18,735 --> 00:21:20,195
[Kuro] Thank you so much!
436
00:21:21,488 --> 00:21:23,907
[♪ upbeat closing theme music playing]
437
00:22:45,906 --> 00:22:49,534
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438
00:22:49,618 --> 00:22:51,620
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