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[♪ theme music playing]
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The Fable
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You Listening to Me?!
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[birds chirping]
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[soft grunt]
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On / Off
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[sighs with pleasure]
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[sighs]
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- [Kuro] Good afternoon.
- You too.
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Where's Takahashi?
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He hasn't shown up yet.
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He doesn't answer his phone either.
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That idiot.
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Uhm, Captain.
The boss wants to see you right away.
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The boss? All right.
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[nervous grunt]
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Maguro
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Kuro was acting different than usual.
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When I questioned him, I got a surprise.
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Why did you get Sato involved?
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I told you to leave him be.
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What's more, you even ended up
pointing guns at each other.
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[Takeshi] Sorry.
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I felt I had to put
his true intentions to the test.
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What do you think would have happened
if you had shot Sato?
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Their organization is a total mystery.
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Which means?
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It means that Sato isn't the only Fable.
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You need to think that far ahead,
you moron.
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You mean, there are other guys like him?
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[sighs]
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So, if I shot Sato...
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First off, they're sure
to have come after me, you, and Kuro.
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What would you expect if we shot someone
they asked us to treat like a guest?
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As Captain, you need to think
about stuff like that before you act.
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[sighs]
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Anyway, forget it.
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Kojima gets out next week, right?
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[Takeshi] Yes.
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Make sure there's no trouble.
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I understand.
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I'm sorry about staying the night, Yoko.
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Ow.
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Are you okay?
You should take it easy a little longer.
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[Takahashi] Sorry, but Captain
has already called me several times.
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I'll be going.
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Dang, I can't believe
how much I hurt all over.
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[door opens]
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Okay, goodbye.
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[Yoko] Bye. Take care.
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There's your food, Captain.
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[chirping]
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[phone buzzing]
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Boss, huh?
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Afternoon soap?
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It starts now?
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{\an8}A Weekday Named Love
Episode 1
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{\an8}Ai Nakayama
Honami Yoshida
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{\an8}Tatsuya Haga
Yosuke Oda
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{\an8}A coming-of-age drama, huh?
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{\an8}[gasps]
It's Jackal! He's starring in a drama?
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What the heck happened to your face?
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Sorry. I accidentally drank too much,
so I don't remember much.
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[Takeshi] Tsk. You got drunk?
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You're pathetic.
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But I get the feeling
I got a little closer to the sister.
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Next time, I'll get info on the brother.
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No more watching those siblings.
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Today, you help Kuro with his work.
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- Huh? Aniki's?
- [Kuro] Captain.
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Uhm... I'm sorry, Captain.
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It's okay. Forget about it.
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If the boss questioned you,
what could you do?
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[grunts]
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[Tatsuya] But why?
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You've got a wife, right?
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[Ai] I don't want to just be your lover.
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Besides, how many other lovers
do you have?
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You're number five.
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Stop, Tatsuya!
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Jackal!
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Do you plan on fooling around every day,
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday,
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Thursday, and Friday?
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[Akira] This guy's a total scumbag.
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Ai isn't that kind of woman. Ai is...
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[Ai sobs]
Yuji!
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[scoffs]
Fine, Yuji.
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Tatsuya...
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[Tatsuya] Out of respect for you, Yuji,
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I'll make Ai my Friday woman,
my TGIF woman.
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I'll move my current Friday woman
to Tuesday.
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How's that?
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- [Ai] You will?
- Of course.
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[Yuji] Ai!
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Don't be fooled!
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There's still the Saturday woman!
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{\an8}To be continued
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What a story.
I can hardly wait for the next episode.
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[chirping]
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[Kuro] From here?
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Yeah. Apparently,
he made like a light dive from here.
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And after that, he ran away just fine.
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Amazing. He's the real thing.
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Huh? He's what?
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Nothing. Never mind.
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That guy's no ordinary dude.
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I do have an idea though.
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If my intuition is right...
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[soft grunt]
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What? Tell me.
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He probably used to be a gymnast
or something for the national team.
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Yeah, you're probably right.
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No doubt about it. You're sharp.
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[Kuro] Amazing.
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That real hitman is amazing.
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It sends a shiver down my spine!
He's awesome.
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[Takahashi] Huh?
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[Kuro] I can do this too.
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- What?
- [Kuro shouts]
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- [Takahashi] Aniki! Aniki!
- [bones crack]
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Really? You're going to get a job?
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I can't wait to see the legendary hitman
working for 800 yen an hour.
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Jackal's doing his best too.
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As a pro, I need to try new things.
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[slurps, exclaims]
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From Rishiri, Hokkaido,
we've got high-quality kombu.
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Plus first-class dried bonito shavings
from Makurazaki.
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They're an unbeatable combination.
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- [phone buzzing]
- Huh?
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It's Takahashi.
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What is it?
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What?
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You okay, Kuro?
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I'm sorry.
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Get in, Kuro. I'll drive you.
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[Takeshi] I heard about it from Takahashi.
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You jumped off that bridge, did you?
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That's pretty darn high.
Weren't you afraid?
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You're lucky you only ended up
with a broken leg.
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What did you do that for anyway?
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Did you want to imitate someone
who jumped from that bridge?
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Answer me.
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[sighs softly]
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- [grunts]
- I know what you're thinking!
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You want to become a hitman?
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This is Sato's influence, isn't it?
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- Listen carefully, Kuro.
- [grunts]
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It's stupid to admire him.
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Only people who're screwy
in the head do that work.
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They're in deeper than us
in the underground. They're the dregs!
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You don't become his kind.
You use his kind!
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Remember that, you moron!
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Restaurants, factories,
construction work, driver...
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So many kinds of work.
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[Akira] I'm getting kind of excited.
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I bought resume forms,
so fill them out nicely.
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What a pain.
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Under "special skills,"
don't write "murder."
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[Akira scoffs]
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Under "hobbies,"
maybe I'll write "gun maintenance."
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They'll report you to the cops.
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"Name." Akira Sato.
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"Birthday." April 1.
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"Education"...
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I graduated middle school in Tokyo,
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then suddenly went to Hiroshima.
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I worked at a delivery company,
then at another one in Kyushu.
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And then another in Nagoya.
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If that's the case, then my special skill
would be driving cars.
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"Hobbies"... Hobbies, huh?
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Stuff I like, huh? Oh!
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Jackal Tomioka
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- Hmm? A delivery driver, huh?
- [Akira] Yes.
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I can zip anywhere quickly.
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I'm good at getting around.
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For a shop like ours,
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I need you to be able to zip around
inside the store.
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I don't care
if you can zip around outside.
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Of course,
I'm good at zipping around inside.
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I really zip around fast.
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I don't care about speed.
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Your birthday is April Fool's Day?
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[chuckles]
April 1?
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Apparently so.
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Well, whatever. That doesn't matter.
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[chuckles]
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Do you like clothes?
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No, not really.
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[shop owner] This is a used clothes shop.
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Any interest in clothes?
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[Akira] No, not especially.
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Well...
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I'm glad you're honest.
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I like that in a person.
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In consideration of that, you think
you can learn to like used clothes?
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[awkward chuckle]
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Nope, not at all.
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I guess I didn't get it.
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Looks like
you're a veteran delivery driver, kid.
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[Akira] Yes.
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We've got enough drivers.
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What I need now are
workers in the factory...
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Your birthday is April Fool's Day?
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- So it seems.
- [recruiter chuckles]
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[recruiter] Your hobby is Jackal Tomioka?
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Oh, wow.
[chuckles]
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You wrote that on your resume?
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He sure laughed a lot.
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Guess I didn't get it.
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[Misaki panting]
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Oh.
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Oh, you're that guy who got bullied,
and was crying and had a nosebleed!
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[Akira] I'm sorry... Forgive me...
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That's right. I'm the guy
who was crying and had a nosebleed.
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Oh, sorry about that.
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[Akira] About what?
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A resume. Are you going for an interview?
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[Akira] Yeah. I thought it was about time
I got a job after moving here.
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It's at Florist Hayashi.
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Oh, that florist.
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You must like flowers.
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No, not at all.
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[Misaki] Uhm...
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That florist is near where I'm going now.
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- I'll show you the way.
- [Akira] Really?
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We'll run for about five minutes.
Is that all right?
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I'll be late if I don't.
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Sure. I'll follow you.
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[Misaki] Where did you move from?
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[Akira] From Tokyo.
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- [Misaki] Alone?
- [Akira] No.
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Me and my weirdo sister.
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Then you got in trouble
with those bullies just after moving here.
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[Akira]
Yeah. I dealt with them like a pro.
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Can I see your resume?
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Why? But sure, if you want to.
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The job I'm headed to now,
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they said they want to hire
a delivery person.
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Is that right?
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You were a delivery driver before, right?
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We'd take you.
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I'll put in a good word for you.
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[Misaki] I feel sorry for him.
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- [Akira] A place in a condo building, huh?
- [Misaki's boss] It's awful sudden.
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[Misaki]
He got beat up by punks and was crying.
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[Misaki's boss] He was crying?
Now that's pathetic.
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[Misaki] Even after that,
he's looking hard for a job.
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[Misaki's boss] Let me see his resume.
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- This guy's birthday is April Fool's Day.
- [Misaki's boss and Misaki chuckle]
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[Akira]
Everybody seems to find that funny.
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[Misaki's boss]
His hobby is Jackal. Jackal?
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[Misaki's boss and Misaki chuckle]
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[Misaki] Oh, Prez.
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[Akira] Jackal's amazing. They love him.
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00:14:02,716 --> 00:14:04,802
Sato, come here.
256
00:14:04,885 --> 00:14:07,137
He wants to interview you. Say hello.
257
00:14:07,888 --> 00:14:09,181
Sit there.
258
00:14:09,974 --> 00:14:11,642
- This place is tiny.
- [Misaki] Hey!
259
00:14:13,185 --> 00:14:14,311
[Misaki's boss sighs]
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00:14:14,979 --> 00:14:16,856
[Misaki's boss] Akira Sato.
261
00:14:16,939 --> 00:14:20,150
You've done delivery work
all over the country, huh?
262
00:14:20,234 --> 00:14:23,779
Born April 1, April Fool's Day.
263
00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:26,657
And your hobby is Jackal Tomioka.
264
00:14:27,324 --> 00:14:30,828
I heard you got roughed up by hoodlums
and were crying and got a nosebleed.
265
00:14:30,911 --> 00:14:32,997
Yes, that's absolutely right.
266
00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:34,373
[Misaki's boss] How pathetic.
267
00:14:34,456 --> 00:14:36,000
[grumbles softly]
268
00:14:36,083 --> 00:14:37,751
Uh, Misaki.
269
00:14:37,835 --> 00:14:40,546
- Make him some tea.
- Okay.
270
00:14:40,629 --> 00:14:43,424
[Misaki's boss]
We do business card and flyer design,
271
00:14:43,507 --> 00:14:46,552
and sometimes design mascots
for companies.
272
00:14:46,635 --> 00:14:48,554
Anyway, that's the work we do.
273
00:14:48,637 --> 00:14:52,057
Almost everything is sent digitally.
274
00:14:52,141 --> 00:14:55,561
But we also deliver to customers directly.
275
00:14:55,644 --> 00:14:59,440
The idiot who did deliveries for me
suddenly quit last month.
276
00:14:59,523 --> 00:15:03,694
It's not like
we've got deliveries every day though.
277
00:15:03,777 --> 00:15:07,448
We pay less than Osaka's minimum wage.
278
00:15:07,531 --> 00:15:09,950
As our driver,
you'll earn 800 yen an hour.
279
00:15:10,034 --> 00:15:13,412
You could call us a sweatshop.
280
00:15:13,829 --> 00:15:17,458
But If there's other work you can do,
I'll think about giving you a raise.
281
00:15:17,541 --> 00:15:23,047
Misaki has good design sense,
so she makes double the delivery guy.
282
00:15:23,130 --> 00:15:24,840
Double, huh?
283
00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:27,635
Yeah, you wouldn't believe
284
00:15:27,718 --> 00:15:30,387
how many loafers there are out there
from the sissy generation.
285
00:15:30,471 --> 00:15:32,181
If you can do the job,
you'll get paid more.
286
00:15:32,264 --> 00:15:34,308
If you can't, you won't.
287
00:15:34,391 --> 00:15:35,809
It's only natural.
288
00:15:36,435 --> 00:15:37,811
Oh...
289
00:15:37,895 --> 00:15:42,733
If you cried because hoodlums beat you up,
then I doubt you've got the resolve.
290
00:15:42,816 --> 00:15:45,235
If you don't like it, then you can leave.
291
00:15:46,070 --> 00:15:48,364
I know it's bad timing,
but here's some tea.
292
00:15:48,989 --> 00:15:50,741
Okay, I'll take it.
293
00:15:50,824 --> 00:15:54,244
- Huh?
- Uh, I'll do it.
294
00:15:54,328 --> 00:15:55,454
Seriously?
295
00:15:55,537 --> 00:15:59,500
[Akira] Uh, I will... accept the position.
296
00:15:59,583 --> 00:16:01,710
There's not even a bonus.
297
00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:04,505
And the pay is 800 yen an hour.
298
00:16:04,588 --> 00:16:06,256
That's okay.
[slurps]
299
00:16:06,340 --> 00:16:07,675
- You're hired!
- That's hot!
300
00:16:07,758 --> 00:16:08,759
[Misaki's boss laughs]
301
00:16:09,885 --> 00:16:11,595
Packing boxes...
302
00:16:11,679 --> 00:16:14,348
I didn't realize we still sold adult DVDs.
303
00:16:14,431 --> 00:16:15,724
Of course not, moron.
304
00:16:16,225 --> 00:16:19,395
In simple terms, this is a COD scam.
305
00:16:19,478 --> 00:16:21,397
We send this without permission.
306
00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:24,942
{\an8}Before, we'd fill the box
with rocks or trash.
307
00:16:25,025 --> 00:16:28,278
{\an8}But the people who got scammed
would report it to the cops.
308
00:16:29,530 --> 00:16:32,700
But when we packed the boxes
with adult DVDs,
309
00:16:33,367 --> 00:16:35,536
they mysteriously stopped reporting it.
310
00:16:36,245 --> 00:16:39,665
Because of our other business,
we've got stacks of adult DVDs.
311
00:16:40,249 --> 00:16:43,168
Trashing them is a pain,
so this kills two birds with one stone.
312
00:16:46,630 --> 00:16:48,340
- Takahashi.
- Yes?
313
00:16:49,383 --> 00:16:52,594
What do you think of pro hitmen?
314
00:16:53,137 --> 00:16:54,304
Huh?
315
00:16:54,388 --> 00:16:57,224
I don't think
those guys even exist in Japan nowadays.
316
00:16:57,683 --> 00:16:59,560
But what if there were?
317
00:16:59,643 --> 00:17:01,562
Yeah, I don't know...
318
00:17:01,812 --> 00:17:05,315
The Japanese police are pretty good,
you know.
319
00:17:05,399 --> 00:17:06,942
- [tires screeching on TV]
- [gunshots on TV]
320
00:17:08,277 --> 00:17:11,822
I didn't become a yakuza
to make this chump change.
321
00:17:12,489 --> 00:17:14,241
A short but rich life is what I want!
322
00:17:14,783 --> 00:17:18,037
What's gotten into you
all of a sudden, Aniki?
323
00:17:18,537 --> 00:17:20,330
[Kuro] Just you watch, Takahashi.
324
00:17:20,914 --> 00:17:23,292
I swear I'll leave my mark in this world!
325
00:17:23,792 --> 00:17:25,419
I'll make a bang!
326
00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:28,922
See you next month, chef.
327
00:17:29,006 --> 00:17:31,341
- Okay.
- Make plenty of money.
328
00:17:31,425 --> 00:17:32,593
- [chef] You too, Captain.
- [phone buzzing]
329
00:17:36,263 --> 00:17:37,473
[Takeshi] What is it, Sato?
330
00:17:38,140 --> 00:17:42,978
I know I gave you my number,
but I don't consider you my friend.
331
00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:47,232
Yeah, I'm not your friend either. But...
332
00:17:48,317 --> 00:17:49,943
[shouts]
What?
333
00:17:50,569 --> 00:17:53,363
Yeah, I'd agree with that reaction.
334
00:17:53,447 --> 00:17:54,990
I feel the same way.
335
00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:56,700
[Takeshi] I even told you!
336
00:17:56,784 --> 00:17:59,661
Our kind shouldn't get near her type!
337
00:17:59,745 --> 00:18:01,622
I told you that! Weren't you listening?
338
00:18:01,705 --> 00:18:03,248
You listening to me?
339
00:18:03,832 --> 00:18:06,877
That's why I thought I should tell you.
340
00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:09,505
Things just turned out this way.
341
00:18:09,588 --> 00:18:12,382
If you want a job, I'll get you one.
342
00:18:12,466 --> 00:18:15,511
Get another job before you cause trouble
for that hard-working girl.
343
00:18:15,594 --> 00:18:18,263
[Akira] Sorry, but I already took the job.
344
00:18:18,347 --> 00:18:20,140
I've got a good job for you.
345
00:18:20,224 --> 00:18:23,185
You'll be on a ship
chasing after tuna for a year.
346
00:18:23,268 --> 00:18:25,896
When you come back, you'll be healthy.
347
00:18:25,979 --> 00:18:28,148
Then you can return to your original job.
348
00:18:28,232 --> 00:18:30,109
- You'll get paid and...
- [Akira] Bye.
349
00:18:30,192 --> 00:18:31,193
Ah...
350
00:18:31,693 --> 00:18:32,694
That's so low!
351
00:18:32,778 --> 00:18:34,196
[Yoko] 800 yen?
352
00:18:34,279 --> 00:18:37,324
Yeah, 800 yen an hour.
353
00:18:37,407 --> 00:18:40,494
This brings me even closer
to an ordinary life.
354
00:18:40,577 --> 00:18:42,579
Yeah, maybe so, but...
355
00:18:43,163 --> 00:18:47,417
An unbeatable hitman is actually working
for 800 yen an hour?
356
00:18:47,918 --> 00:18:49,461
Unbelievable.
357
00:18:49,837 --> 00:18:51,713
It's amusing though.
358
00:18:51,797 --> 00:18:54,967
Have you given this guy a name?
359
00:18:55,050 --> 00:18:56,468
Hey!
360
00:18:56,552 --> 00:18:58,095
"Hey"?
361
00:18:58,178 --> 00:19:00,806
I couldn't decide what to name it.
362
00:19:00,889 --> 00:19:05,227
I would say "hey" when I called it,
so it ended up being its name.
363
00:19:05,310 --> 00:19:07,312
Hey, huh?
364
00:19:07,646 --> 00:19:09,231
Is it a boy or a girl?
365
00:19:09,314 --> 00:19:13,986
Say, is that girl Misaki at your job cute?
366
00:19:14,069 --> 00:19:17,489
Cute? In what way?
367
00:19:17,573 --> 00:19:19,116
Well...
368
00:19:19,658 --> 00:19:22,995
What if you fell in love with that Misaki?
369
00:19:23,078 --> 00:19:25,998
Fall in love? How would that happen?
370
00:19:26,081 --> 00:19:30,419
"How"? It's natural
between a man and a woman.
371
00:19:30,502 --> 00:19:32,254
Oh, forget it.
372
00:19:32,337 --> 00:19:34,798
You mean a workplace romance?
373
00:19:34,882 --> 00:19:37,259
Hmm. Maybe I'll try that.
374
00:19:37,342 --> 00:19:39,887
[Yoko] It's not something you just try.
375
00:19:39,970 --> 00:19:43,974
There needs to be a romantic connection
between the two of you...
376
00:19:44,057 --> 00:19:45,601
[Akira] Romantic, huh?
377
00:19:45,684 --> 00:19:47,769
Maybe I'll try it.
378
00:19:47,853 --> 00:19:49,521
I'm serious!
379
00:19:50,522 --> 00:19:52,858
You're telling the wrong person.
380
00:19:52,941 --> 00:19:56,987
- Huh?
- [Tatsuya] Don't tell me. Tell it to Ai.
381
00:19:59,072 --> 00:20:01,283
Tatsuya... You're so...
382
00:20:02,451 --> 00:20:05,954
Tell her your true feelings. Okay, Yuji?
383
00:20:06,455 --> 00:20:07,497
Ugh...
384
00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:11,210
I have something to tell you too.
385
00:20:11,293 --> 00:20:12,377
[Yuji] What is it?
386
00:20:12,461 --> 00:20:15,464
The new woman
I'll be having on Mondays is...
387
00:20:16,548 --> 00:20:18,884
your ex-wife.
388
00:20:18,967 --> 00:20:21,553
[screams]
389
00:20:21,637 --> 00:20:24,640
{\an8}You depraved scum!
390
00:20:24,723 --> 00:20:25,891
{\an8}To be continued
391
00:20:26,475 --> 00:20:29,394
Is this supposed to be romantic too?
392
00:20:29,478 --> 00:20:31,647
- [door opens]
- [Akira] Good morning.
393
00:20:31,730 --> 00:20:34,149
[Misaki's boss] You're early, newbie.
394
00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:36,485
Work doesn't start for another half hour.
395
00:20:36,985 --> 00:20:39,655
I'm just eager to get started.
396
00:20:39,738 --> 00:20:42,991
[Misaki's boss] Anyway, why don't you
sit down and have some coffee?
397
00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:44,159
[Misaki's boss spits]
398
00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:45,410
[water running]
399
00:20:45,494 --> 00:20:46,536
Mm...
400
00:20:46,620 --> 00:20:48,121
[Misaki's boss gurgles]
401
00:20:49,706 --> 00:20:52,251
[Misaki's boss] Want to clean the toilet?
402
00:20:52,334 --> 00:20:54,127
Morning.
403
00:20:54,211 --> 00:20:55,963
Good morning.
404
00:20:56,046 --> 00:20:57,130
Morning.
405
00:20:58,006 --> 00:20:59,007
[door opens]
406
00:20:59,091 --> 00:21:01,301
Good morning.
407
00:21:01,385 --> 00:21:02,386
[pants]
408
00:21:03,053 --> 00:21:04,054
Good morning!
409
00:21:05,639 --> 00:21:07,933
[scoffs]
Romantic, huh?
410
00:21:10,978 --> 00:21:14,439
Kojima. At last, you're back.
411
00:21:15,274 --> 00:21:18,902
Yeah, Aniki. I'm looking forward
to cutting loose again.
412
00:21:18,986 --> 00:21:19,987
[scoffs]
413
00:21:21,488 --> 00:21:23,490
[♪ closing theme music playing]
414
00:22:44,863 --> 00:22:48,825
Next Episode
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415
00:22:48,909 --> 00:22:50,911
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