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[music]

Again.

I'm trying, Grandpa.

Do it like I showed you.

You're useless, just like your father was.

Focus!

Do it like I showed you.

That is appalling.

I'm trying, I really am.

How about I try something else?

Balloon!

Abra Kadabra!

You think this is funny?

You should never have been in that car with them. It's your fault he's not here.

You'll never be as good a magician as I was.

Never.

Never!

I just need more time.

You're just a stupid clown, Charlie.

One piece of napkin.

Two pieces of napkin.

Please, Dad, just one trick! I promise it's good.

Not now, Charlie.

Why do you always dismiss him?

I'm trying to focus on the road.

It wouldn't kill you to show some interest in your son.

It's not about dismissing him.

I don't want him wasting his time on his silly tricks.

Silly tricks?

Magic never did any good for me or my father.

Your father was too harsh on you.

Don't make the same mistake with Charlie.

I'm protecting him from a life of failure.

I don't want him to go through what I did.

He's a child!

Please, Dad... Charlie, I said no!

You're an asshole!

Come on, Charlie, show me.

Your daddy is too busy to care.

Don't say that.

Just focus on the goddamn road!

Don't turn my son against me!

I don't need to.

You're doing a fine job of that yourself.

"Daddy of the Year". 0:04:17.209,1193:02:47.295 Balloon.

Forgot to bring a car seat for his son.

And.

Goddamn it, Charlie!

[crash]

Charlie? Charlie!

Hey, Suzie.

Do you know what you're doing for the Halloween showcase?

I don't know.

What's the hat for then?

It's my grandpa. He wants me to be like him and do magic tricks, but I'm not as good.

You need to be more confident, Charlie. I'm sure you'll be great.

Pussy!

Go away.

Why are you hanging out with a loser who killed his parents?

Parents killer!

I said, piss off, Mikey!

Parents killer! Mommy-daddy killer! Parents killer! One day, he's going to kill her.

Stop it!

Magic sucks, you loser!

Ignore him. He's just jealous. I think magic's cool.

Really?

Yeah! I'd like to see your magic.

But I'm still learning.

It's okay, it doesn't have to be perfect.

Maybe tonight?

Okay.

Cool!

Hello.

Thank you so much, Mr. Harrington.

Of course, Helena.

I really appreciate this.

It's no problem. She can stay as long as you need.

I'll be back soon.

Okay, right, go on. Okay, thank you.

Balloon.

Abra Kadabra!

No balloon.

You're silly, Charlie.

[foot steps]

Did you hear that?

It's probably just your grandpa.

Okay...

(bang!)

Did you... did... did you see him?

I'm sorry, Suzie, but are you okay?

Sue, I'm sorry!

I'm bleeding.

[crying]

Sue, I'm sorry.

You're so stupid sometimes!

Suzie, wait!

Suzie! Suzie, wait!

[ominous music]

Suzie! Sue!

[body falls]

[ominous music]

Suzie.

Charlie, what have you done?

[ominous music]

Watch where you're going, you stupid weirdo!

Oh, look, parent killer is going to cry.

[ominous music]

[laughter]

[ominous music]

The anticipation is killing me.

Hey, I'm sure you're going to like it, okay?

It's definitely going to inspire you to write your little book.

I don't want to spend our anniversary writing, Mike.

Well, no, but I thought it'd be nice for you to get out, you know? Have a sit-down,

a good cup of coffee, read a book, and get inspired by the forest.

Forest?

Forest? Mike, please don't tell me we're going camping.

This is going to be great, I promise you. I hope you brought bug spray.

Everything's taken care of, don't worry.

I have a couple of surprises lined up.

I was thinking, actually, about a little picnic.

Since when did you become so romantic?

I've always been romantic.

Remember last year?

What the burnt dinner? How could I forget that?

Yeah, well... okay, it's the thought that counts though, isn't it?

Okay, so can you tell me more about this place? You know,

like, are there rivers, lakes, nearby?

You're going to find out soon enough.

You're enjoying this, aren't you?

Yeah.

I just hope there are no bears.

Bears?!

We’re here.

Really?

Yeah. Can I say take this off now?

Welcome to our little retreat for the weekend.

Nice.

Don’t worry, I guarantee you’ll enjoy this weekend.

Yeah, I bet... and the bugs.

Come on now, you said you always wanted to go camping, so here it is.

Oh, look at you, Romeo.

Champagne, huh?

Oh, you know what? I forgot about glasses.

Of course you did.

Let me get the stuff in, and uh, I’ll show you around.

[creepy breathing]

Another one.

This is um, it’s cozy.

Yeah, well, the pictures looked better online, I’m telling you.

We’ve got all this space to ourselves.

Yeah, but it’s not about the size, it’s about how you use it, hmm?

Right?

Right?

And the bathroom.

Oh, outside?

What?

It’s a campsite, Sue. There's communal bathroom is not too far from here.

Fancy.

Come look.

What?

Look.

Am I supposed to be seeing something?

A clown just there.

Clown, Mike, please.

You know, this place may be small, but it’s kind of charming.

Yeah, and you know, this is just for sleeping. We’re in the middle of nature.

The real adventure is out there.

It’s funny, you know, kind of thought it was in here.

Yeah.

Mike.

Oh, hello.

Please, I can barely breathe. Can you take my clothes off?

No one there.

That’s probably just some stupid kids.

Yeah.

Should we look around?

Sure, just need to freshen up.

You know, I think you were right. I actually like this place, super quiet.

Yeah, and you know, I’m not saying anything, but this place might just like inspire—

Oh no, no, no, no, you’re at it again, some big ideas, you know.

I mean, there’s no pressure though. I just know how frustrated you can be when you can’t write,

uh, but you can put all your focus on me.

Look at this.

What is it?

I don’t know, it looks like some stories.

You see, I told you this place was great for writers, didn’t I?

Oh yeah, it must be really good to end up in the bush.

Nice shirt.

You can see more in here, Instagram.

Oh, really?

Gosh, stop it.

You’re a model.

Uh, not really.

He likes to show off.

What’s your insta?

Stupid service.

I’ll do it.

I’m Blake, by the way, and this is my partner Jack.

Hi.

I’m sorry about him.

I’m Mike, and this is Suzie.

Hi.

There you go.

Oh, thanks.

So how long have you guys been here?

A couple of days, we’re leaving on Sunday. We just needed to get away from the city, you know.

Literally same. Yeah, we just arrived today.

So, how you finding it so far?

Um, yeah, I love it. I mean, what’s not to like, you know?

You’ve got, you know, the mud, you got the trees and the leaves,

the bugs everywhere, you know, like no sanitation.

Oh, Suzie, darling, it sounds like you love camping as much as I love wearing flannel.

You got me, yeah, I don’t really like it, but I do appreciate the effort that Mike put into it.

Well, I think it’s more about, like, the company, right?

Exactly.

Well, consider us your new camp friends.

You need anything? Bug spray, little bit of gossip, just a good laugh?

We’re right here.

Oh, thank you, Blake, we’ll keep that in mind.

Uh, I wasn’t expecting stupid kids here though.

Kids?

Yeah. There’s these kids pulling pranks.

No, we haven’t seen any kids, have we?

No, little bastards here.

It’s weird.

Oh, there was another fun young couple, was it Alice and Tom?

Tom, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaking of which, do you guys want to hang out tomorrow?

We’re going to put a picnic together, some blankets, some wine, couple of gay guys.

Yeah, we were thinking about actually having a picnic in the woods.

Okay, so, uh, we’ll see you guys later, yeah?

Perfect.

Oh, wait, wait, guys, what time tomorrow?

One? I got your insta, so I’ll DM you, yeah?

Okay, bye, see you then.

Oh, they seem so nice.

Yeah.

Yes?

Occupied.

Yeah, run, you pervert.

Did you see who it was?

No, you? The same kids?

Charlie!

Where are you?

I'm here!

So sorry, guys, I know it's been a while, but you know how it is.

Focusing on your mental health is the priority, especially for us men.

We don’t talk about it enough, but we should.

Letting the emotions out is important.

It’s not just about fitness—exercise helps,

but having a conversation with someone who listens makes everything easier.

I’m lucky to have someone by my side who listens to my whining and complaining.

I know it’s hard to open up.

But I hope all you tough guys watching this

You!

will find a way to heal from the things you don’t talk about.

Anyway, I don’t want to get too emotional.

I’m out here in this beautiful place, trying to get back on track.

This camping trip is exactly what I needed to reset and refocus.

Thanks for sticking with me.

Let’s get back to it.

Unbeknownst to them, they were not alone.

Hidden among the trees at the edge of the field, a figure watched.

Dressed in a garish costume with a painted smile

that did not reach his eyes, he observed their every move.

His presence was an unsettling contrast to the idyllic scene.

“And I love you more,” Mark replied, pulling her close for another kiss.

She threw him to the floor, and in a horrifying display of strength, bit into his neck.

Blood poured from the wound as he screamed in agony, trying to push her away.

He crawled toward the dark room, where he saw his—

Hey, good morning.

Hello.

Good morning, beautiful.

Oh, you’re sweaty.

Said the girl with morning breath.

I saw you recording. Are you making new videos?

Yeah, I think I might make a few while we’re out here.

This place looks good.

Inspiring.

Mhm.

Shower?

Good morning.

That would probably turn me on if I was straight.

Stop it.

Morning, guys!

Don’t forget about our picnic, you’re still down?

Yeah, of course, it’s gonna be fun.

Oh, hello!

Good morning, guys.

Morning.

Slept well?

Uh, yes. Cozy.

Any kids playing pranks on you?

Um... no children.

Told you, no kids here.

He did think that he saw a clown, though.

A clown?

He was right there in the woods.

You guys have some imagination. Kids, clowns, the forest—like, no wonder you needed a fucking break.

Just take a deep breath, relax, enjoy nature, and stop letting things like that get into your head.

We didn’t see any clowns.

Well, there aren’t many people here either. Just enjoy the peace and quiet,

and just... yeah, chill.

Well, I’ll see you guys later.

Bye, guys.

Bye.

Later.

Watch out for the clown.

He made the first move.

Me?

Uh-huh! No, he smashed into me with a (thankfully) cold drink and pretended

like it was an accident— which it wasn’t.

It was an accident.

It wasn’t, it wasn’t. And the first line he said was:

"If I get your number, I can pay for the dry cleaning."

Well, did you give him your number?

Of course, she did. And then she tried to message me the next day.

To arrange the dry cleaning. Anyway, three years later, and here we are.

Sue, did you say you’re a writer?

Yes, yeah, I write.

She’s great.

What do you write about?

Mostly stories. I do want to get into film, though, one day.

What kind of stories do you write?

Horror stories.

Oh, cool! I love horror stories.

What do you do with them?

Nowadays, you can self-publish—just promote yourself on social media,

some people will buy them.

Uh, she sold over half a million copies of her stories.

That’s amazing! Sounds nice.

So, how long have you guys been together?

Oh, well, we’ve known each other like forever, but we just got closer five years ago.

This is our five-year anniversary trip.

So you guys have known each other since you were teenagers, right?

More like kids, actually. And we even grew up here.

Yeah, you don’t recognize it?

We’re actually in Ravenmoor Forest.

They turned it into a campsite now.

Oh my God, oh my God, Mike! I don’t—I don’t know. I didn’t recognize it.

She was blindfolded all the way, so...

When did you leave?

Oh, Mom and I left when I was a kid, and we never thought of coming back.

Yeah, I had a crush on her since we were kids, so I followed her to London.

And that’s where I caught her.

You stalked me.

Yeah.

Does your family still live here?

No, I uh... I grew up with my drunk father. I left as soon as I could.

I think that’s actually what brought us closer together—our tragic childhoods.

Tragic?

Well, he’s being dramatic.

No, come on.

Well, maybe if you talked about it...

I don’t need to talk about anything.

You know, I actually brought you here to try and help you with it, so...

That was a long time ago, Mike. I’ve moved on.

Yeah, but you still blame yourself for his disappearance.

Well, it is my fault.

If I hadn’t been so dramatic, then, you know, he wouldn’t have run away.

Someone went missing here?

Uh... yeah.

When I was a kid, there was an accident.

A young boy went missing in these woods.

Someone went missing here?

My childhood friend.

He was younger than me, kind of stupid and annoying, always doing magic tricks.

One day, he cut my face by accident with a card, and I totally overreacted.

I fell down the stairs, but I was fine.

I pretended to be dead, and he ran away.

He must have been scared.

Did they find him?

No.

They thought, after a while, he got kidnapped... or he died.

People blamed me, and that’s why we left.

You shouldn’t blame yourself.

Kids do stupid things.

Anyway, that was a long time ago. Let’s... let’s change the subject.

Excuse me, I need to take a piss.

Be careful.

Me? I’ll be fine.

If anything happens to me, I’ll, you know...

You show ‘em!

May I?

Oh my God, Mike, no!

Sue in the woods, yes, she is, drinking her wine, and she’s looking fine!

[guitar playing]

Well, we grew up here as kids. Who knew it? I did.

Hello?

Anyone there?

Jesus fucking Christ!

Are you watching me taking the piss?

Magic trick?

Fuck off, you fucking weirdo!

Fucking pervert!

Who wants a flower? Piss off!

Aaaaa!

Tom?

He's probably just trying to scare us. Continue.

Sing about them.

Tom is trying to scare them, but they aren’t scared. They don’t give a crap

[scream]

Tom!

I think we should check it out.

Tom, you alright, mate?

[circus music]

One eye...

[circus music]

Two eyes.

[circus music]

No eyes.

Hahahahaha!

[ominous music]

Tom?

Tom!

Where are you, man?

This is not funny, Tom.

Where are you?

Honey?

Tom?

Guys, come here!

Is this blood?

It looks like it.

Where are you?

Tom, if you can hear us, answer!

Well, shouldn’t we call someone?

Call him. Try calling him.

Tom?

On your phone.

There’s no signal.

Oh great, of course there’s no signal. A group of scared young people in the

middle of nowhere, and the first person to go missing happens to be a black guy.

Stop. Is this even human blood?

Well, so much for a relaxing break.

Tom?

Listen, let’s get out of the woods and try to call him—get service.

Okay. Maybe we should spread out, cover more ground.

No one is splitting up.

No, no, he’s right. If we’re out of the woods, a few trees more, we might get a signal.

Why don’t you take Alice back to the campsite, and we’ll follow the trail of blood?

Really? You want to follow a trail of blood that you

don’t even know what it is or where it came from?

Great. Tom, if this is a prank, we’re done.

Come on, Alice, let’s go.

This is a nightmare. We should have stayed at home with a good bottle of wine.

Oh, we’ll find him, Blake. Just keep it together.

Come on.

Tom?

Tom, Tom?

God damn it!

I’ve got some bars. Okay, just here.

Just keep trying, okay? Maybe the guys will hear their phone.

Tom, Tom, can you hear me?

Is that you?

[Clown on the phone] Welcome to the show.

Tom?!

[Clown laughs]

What the fuck is that?!

[circus music playing]

Circus?

Who are you?

Tom?!

Stop fucking around!

[circus music]

The fuck?! What the fuck is going on? Who are you?!

Let me call Mike. Okay, gotta stick together.

Sue?

Mike? Mike, can you hear me?

I can’t hear you!

Oh fuck!

What? What do we do?!

I think we should get back.

Tom?

Tom, is that you?

[Clown] Booo! [scream]

Come on, come on, come on, come on!

[Clown laughter]

[ominous music]

[Clown breaths]

Blake!

[Clown breaths]

[ominous music]

[scream]

[Clown laughter]

I’m sure they found him. Don’t worry.

Did you find him? Did you find him?!

We tried to call you. I mean, we called Tom—we got through, but all we heard was circus music.

It’s a fucking clown out there.

A clown?

He was chasing us!

Turns out the clown stories are all true. He tried to pull me into the forest.

You okay?

I’ll survive.

God, we should call the police.

But there’s no signal here.

Wait, wait—fuck, my battery is dead.

So what are we going to do now?

Why is this place so abandoned? Where is everyone?

I mean, surely someone’s looking after this place.

Who did you speak to?

We haven’t met anyone.

Us either. We did everything online.

We didn’t speak to anyone in person either.

It’s okay. We have cars—we can just leave.

But he’s out there, right?

Yeah, well, if we run fast enough…

I’m not great at running. I’m not going to risk it.

What, what, what?! Blake, he’s out there,

and he’s not going anywhere. We’re stuck in here, and we can’t stay here forever!

What about the internet? Like, go live on your socials, post to your fans, and ask them for help.

No service, Sue.

What about Wi-Fi? This place should have Wi-Fi!

Alice? Alice, where are you guys?!

Alice?

[ominous music]

[scream]

[crying]

Where the fuck are you, you son of a bitch?! Come out, you psycho!

Oh my God, guys, why are we still here? Come on, let’s leave!

Guys, wait!

Fine! We’re leaving.

Guys, guys, come on!

No, no, we’ve got to run while we can. Come on!

I’m going to fucking kill you!

Alice, come on, come on, come on!

Guys?!

Let me go! Let me go!

What the fuck is she doing?!

Oh my God, Alice!

[scream]

[Clown laughter]

Should we help?

Are you crazy? Just drive!

Really?

We got to go, come on!

Where the hell did he go?

[screams]

My God, what the fuck? What the fuck!

The clown was just in the car, just popped out of nowhere, and attacked Jack!

My car won't start!

The fucking phones don't work, the Wi-Fi, the fucking car!

We need to get out of here now, right now!

What the hell is going on?

It won't start as well.

All right, we need a plan.

What if we walk? We could just get the fuck out of here.

That's a long walk, Alice.

So what? You want to stay here? Nothing's working, no one's coming tomorrow!

Let's go back to the pod and stay there for the night.

So what? You want to sleep here?

There's no way I'm closing my eyes with that creep over there.

[snoring]

We can't just sit here and wait for something to happen,

okay? We got to find help or at least go somewhere safer before it gets dark.

I mean, this fucking cabin is not going to protect us, is it?

All right, but we need a plan.

Alice, where are you?

Is that Tom?

Where are you guys?

That sounds like Tom.

Can't be him.

Do you see anything?

What's going on?

Alice, where are you?

Tom?

No, it can't be him.

That's him! That's his voice!

Honey, you saw how he looked, right?

His eyes were hanging from his sockets!

Maybe he can't see anything, so he doesn't know where we are, and—

What the fuck are you talking about?

Guys!

[circus music]

Tom!

Alice!

Alice, wait!

Sue!

Of course, you had to run off. Typical emotional woman.

Just don't fucking trip!

Fuck it!

[door shuts]

It's either the stupid kids or hysterical women acting on their fucking emotions that'll get you killed.

I am not chasing after any fucking clowns.

Jack?

Fuck.

Jack?

Oh, you asshole!

Tom, is that you?

Tom!

Alice come back!

Tom!

Tom?

I'm here!

Ohh!

Tom?

[bang!]

[Laughter]

Where the hell did she go?

Alice?

[snap]

My leg!

I can't get out! I can't get out! What the fuck? How is this possible?!

I can't get them off! I can't get them off!

[Clown laughter]

What the fuck!

Alice! Oh my God, it's Alice!

Don't touch her, you psycho!

[circus music]

[People screaming]

You'll pay for this!

You magic trick!

[Clown laughter]

[bang!]

Oh my God!

Oh, I'm so worried.

Where's Alice?

Jack?

That psycho cut her in half with the fucking handsaw!

What?!

Guys, we need to leave now!

Right now!

We don't—

Mike, I'm sorry, but stop fucking talking!

Two people are dead! What the fuck do you want to

wait here for?! To have your eyes pulled out? To be cut in half?!

We run! We continue to run nonstop! We fucking run until we get somewhere!

There's a road right there, and there'll be other cars on that fucking road!

There's nothing here but a maniac, psychotic fucking clown!

He's right! You're right! Okay, we run!

Mike, you know the forest, yeah?

Yeah, we haven't been here in 20 years. Never when it's been dark, Suzie.

Okay, but trees don't move! We used to live right over there! We'll be fine!

You want to run out there with a fucking psycho?!

You want to wait here for a psycho to fucking chop you?!

There's no other way!

Honey, we are not going camping!

There's stuff in here we need, okay?

There's a first aid kit, okay? There's whatever we need, okay?

There's knives!

You guys ready?

Come on!

Balloon.

No balloon.

[Clown laughter]

Guys, hold on!

Blake, you okay?

Why are we running through a goddamn forest instead of the road?

Because it's the quickest way. Come on!

Seriously?

Guys.

I can't see anything!

I got mud on my face.

Let's just get up, get up. Let me see.

Oh my God.

I don't think that's mud, honey.

Come on, we've got to keep moving!

I'm sorry, I'm sorry!

Guys, I need a minute!

Come on, man!

Guys, I'm literally out of breath, and my face is covered in shit. I'm going to puke.

Guys, let's just give him a minute.

How much further, guys?

I don't... I don't know. It's been 20 years.

So we don't even know where we're going?

It can't be that much further.

The fuck? So why are we even here then?

What kind of horror movie bullshit is this? We should've just stuck to the road,

not run directly into a dark forest!

I thought that if we just—

Mike please just stop thinking,! Just switch off your brain, it's clearly got a glitch.

Ok guys, shush! Please, like just stay quiet. Maybe if we're quiet, he won't hear us.

You just want to stay here all night in the woods?

Well, if we run—

[bang!]

Sue!

Sue!

What just happened?

Fuck!

Fuck!

Sue!

Mike stop!

What? Do you even know where the fuck we're running?

I don't know, I don't know! I... I don't care! I have to find Sue!

She could be anywhere!

Then what do you suggest?

...That's what I thought.

Blake?

Blake!

Blake!

Blake!

Blake. What are we going to do now?

What are we gonna do?

I don't know! I don't know! What do you think we should do, huh?

Fuck!

Blake!

[Clown singing laughter]

[scream]

[Clown laughter]

Blake!

Sue?

Blake!

Blake

Blake was right. We should've stuck to the fucking

road! Now Blake and Sue are gone! Where's the fucking road, man?!

I don't know! It's been like 20 years since I was here, and nothing looks the same!

Why? Why did I bring her here? Really? I mean,

the place caused us so much trauma. She hated this place. I don't know why I—

Alright! It's not—it's not your fault.

It is! Because I brought her here!

Okay, but let's not get too emotional. Blake is also gone,

but we need to focus on finding them and not falling apart.

I would've expected you to be stronger than me.

Oh, because I'm like some fitness guy who makes videos that teenagers like to watch? Yeah.

I'm actually sick of being a man. I'm sick of—

Oh, okay, okay! But I know life's hard, everybody knows it, okay? But this is

not the time or place for therapy! We need to focus on finding Blake and Sue!

Girl sit.

Girl wake.

Girl wake.

[Sue screams]

Girl no run.

[Clown laughter]

Jack!

Clown!

Where is she, you freak?! Where is Sue?!

Balloon.

[Clown laughter]

What the fuck, you freak!

No balloon.

[balloon burst]

[scream in pain]

[in echo] Mike! Mike! Mike! Mike! Mike! Mike! Hey!

[Jack screams]

[circus music] [scream]

[Clown laughter]

[Blake screams] Come here, come! We have to go! We have to go!

[ominous music]

[Heavy breathing]

Stop! Don't come any closer!

No! Stop!

Hello?!

Come on, come on, come on!

No, no, I can't do this anymore. I'm tired.

We need to find Sue. Come on!

Come and get me, you evil fuck!

Come on! Jack's gone! Come on!

Go! You can still help me find Sue if you're still alive!

Fuck off! He's dead because of you!

We should've stuck to the road, so fuck off!

[Crying] Okay, fine. Stay.

Stay.

Stay there!

Who the fuck are you?!

Magic.

Answer me! Who are you?!

No. Where did—where did you find this? Where did you get this?!

What did you do to Charlie?!

Where is he?!

What did you do to him?!

Charlie!

What did you do to him?!

Where is he?!

Magic. Haaaa

Please answer me!

Trick.

Balloon.

No balloon.

Charlie.

Charlie Harrington.

It's me, Sue.

Suzie Newton.

Suzie's dead.

No, I'm here. It's me, it's Suzie!

Charlie bad. Suzie's dead.

I'm right here!

Suzie no dead.

No, Charlie.

Aaahhh

Charlie no kill Suzie.

You did not.

No. No, Charlie alone for a long time.

I know.

Oh, Charlie... Charlie bad. Very bad.

No, it's not your fault, Charlie. It's my fault.

Charlie... I—I pretended to be dead. I didn't mean to scare you. We... we thought you'd run off.

Charlie alone. Nobody likes Charlie.

I do. I—I like you, Charlie. I missed you. I'm so sorry for making you think I was dead.

No! Charlie bad. Suzie bad. Suzie lied. Suzie bad. Suzie

lied. Charlie alone. Charlie... Charlie sorry! I'm so sorry!

Mike!

Stop! Stop! Stop! It's Charlie!

Mike! Mike, stop! It's Charlie Harrington!

He's not dead. He's alive.

That's him!

He's alive, Mike! He's alive! That's him! We—we need to help him!

It doesn't matter. It doesn't change anything, Sue. He killed Tom and Alice! Look!

He just beheaded Jack!

What?!

He's a psycho needs to pay.

But it's my fault! It's my fault, okay?! I made him run!

Stop blaming yourself! We all fucked with this kid!

I bullied this kid every day in school.

Please, stop!

Hey, hey, hey! Charlie, it's me! Mikey!

Mikey,!

You fucking psychopath!

Come on!

No! Mike, stop! Stop! We got to get out of here!

Come on! Come on!

[ominous music]

Balloon.

Mhm.

Abracadabra.

No balloons.

You're silly, Charlie.

Do the cards! Do the cards!

Okay.

And—

[bang!] Aaaa!

Ouch! Charlie!

I'm sorry, Sue! But did—did—did you see him?!

Suzie, I'm sorry! I'm sorry, Suzie!

I'm bleeding.

I'm sorry, Suzie. You're so stupid sometimes.

Suzie, wait! Suzie! Suzie, wait!

Suzie! Suzie wait!

Suzie.

Charlie, what have you done?!

Dear...

Ouch, my arm.

We'll put some ice on it.

[Laughter]

[bang!]

No! Charlie, stop! Charlie, stop! Get off of him!

There is no Charlie.

Come on! Get off of him!

Suzie lied,

Suzie bad. Charlie alone, very sad.

And Mikey... Mikey very bad.

NO! Mikey!

[Clown laughter]

[bang!]

No encore for you.

Hey, Sue! Sue! Sue!

Blake? Blake!

We need to go! We need to go! Where's Mike? Where's Mike?!

We need to go!

Oh my God! No! We need to go! Come on!

Mike! Wake up! Mike, come on, wake up! Wait—We can't leave him! We can't leave him!

Mike, no! Please, no! Mike!

Come on!

Guys, you need a ride?

No, we're okay. Thanks.

Are you sure? It’s a long road.

No, thanks.

All right then.

Suit yourselves.

[bang!]

Are we there yet?

Oh, hello!

You guys! Want to party with us?

Sit down, you idiot.

What? Sit down, sit down, sit down! You’re always bossing me around!

What?

You think they don’t want to party with us because of me?

Come on.

We’re the fun ones!

Balloon!

No, thanks. We’ll be fine. Bye.

All right, whatever. Go.

Bye!

Showtime.

[rock circus music]