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...AND UNLIKE A WOODEN HANGER,
IT WILL NEVER DEPRECIATE.
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(Tessa) IN CHATSWIN,
THERE WAS NO END
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TO WHAT PEOPLE WERE WILLING
TO SPEND MONEY ON.
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NOAH HAD INVESTED
IN THE BEST SURROGATE
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THAT MONEY COULD BUY,
BUT IN THE PROCESS...
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WHOA. WHOA. (chuckles)
EL SCORCHO.
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(chuckles) PRETTY HEAVY HAND
WITH THE PEPPER THERE.
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HE HAD BECOME OVERLY INVESTED.
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PEPPER IS QUITE HEALTHFUL, NOAH.
IT'S AN ANTIOXIDANT.
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I'M VERY SENSITIVE TO SPICE.
CHANCES ARE, MY BABY IS AS WELL.
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(mouth full) IF EAT ANYTHING
THAT UPSETS THE BABY,
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I'LL BE THE FIRST TO KNOW.
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I'M NOT SO SURE ABOUT THAT.
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US WERNERS TEND TO SUFFER
IN SILENCE.
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(utensil clinks)
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THE MEN DO, ANYWAY.
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YOU KNOW, I JUST FIND
ALICIA KEYS TO BE
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A VERY BEAUTIFUL WOMAN.
THAT'S ALL.
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(mouth full) NO ONE IS ARGUING
WITH YOU, DAD. NO ONE.
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DO WE REALLY HAVE TO TALK
ABOUT THIS?
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YOUR MOTHER IS DISTRACTED, LISA,
SO THIS IS THE PERFECT TIME
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TO TALK ABOUT ALICIA KEYS.
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HEY, THERE SHE IS.
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(mouth full) GEORGE!
I MISSED YOU.
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NOAH WAS PROTECTIVE
OVER HIS INVESTMENT,
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AND THE FACT THAT
DAD WAS DATING HER DIDN'T HELP.
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GEORGE! COME... PEE WITH ME.
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WHAT'S WITH ALL
THE SEXUAL CHEMISTRY OUT THERE
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BETWEEN YOU AND EDEN?
I THOUGHT WE HAD AN AGREEMENT.
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I DIDN'T AGREE TO NOT HAVE
SEXUAL CHEMISTRY WITH HER.
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LOOK AT HER, MAN.
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SHE'S GORGEOUS,
AND I'M CRAZY ABOUT HER.
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WHAT?
WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?
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PICTURE HER INSIDES
FULL OF BLOOD AND MUCUS
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AND BABY BONES.
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I AM SO TURNED ON
RIGHT NOW.
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NOT FUNNY, GEORGE!
IT'S NOT.
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LOOK, EVERY TIME I CLOSE
MY EYES,
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ALL I CAN SEE IS
MY BEAUTIFUL FETUS
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BATHING IN YOUR GERMS
AND YOUR SALIVA.
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IT'S LIKE EVERY TIME
YOU GROPE HER,
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YOU'RE GROPING MY BABY
WITH YOUR MEATY PEASANT HANDS!
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HOW FAR HAVE YOU GONE?
TELL ME. TELL ME THE TRUTH.
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I TOLD YOU.
WE MADE OUT ONCE.
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YEAH, BUT NOT SINCE
THE AGREEMENT, RIGHT?
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NOT SINCE, RIGHT?
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(sighs) WE'RE DATING.
I'VE KISSED HER.
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YOU KISSED HER WHERE?
ON HER FACE?
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ON HER MOUTH?
INSIDE HER MOUTH?
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DID YOU KISS HER
INSIDE HER MOUTH, GEORGE?
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DAMN IT! TELL ME.
I HAVE A RIGHT TO KNOW.
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NOAH, YOU'RE LOSING
YOUR MIND. PLEASE RELAX.
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I DIDN'T WANT IT TO COME
TO THIS, BUT IT HAS.
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THINGS HAVE GOTTEN BLURRY,
TOO BLURRY.
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(sniffles) IT'S TIME THAT
WE PROPERLY DEFINED THEM.
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ARE YOU SERIOUS?
A CONTRACT? (chuckles)
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OKAY, THIS--
THIS IS CRAZY, MAN.
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NO. YOU'RE CRAZY, MAN.
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WHO DATES A WOMAN FULL OF BLOOD
AND MUCUS AND BABY BONES?
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LOOK, IT'S EVERYTHING
YOU AGREED TO WHEN WE SHOOK.
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THIS IS JUST RESHAKING,
BUT WITH A PEN.
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WELL, I'M A NOTARY.
YOU KNOW I'M A NOTARY.
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I DIDN'T KNOW.
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HELLO, SHEILA.
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AS A CONCERNED NEIGHBOR,
I FEEL IT IS MY DUTY
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TO WARN YOU ABOUT
THE PITFALLS OF SURROGACY.
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THAT WOMAN IS A TOXIC SPILL
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POLLUTING THE PRISTINE WATERS
OF YOUR FAMILIAL LOVE.
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(turns off faucet)
TRUST ME, JILL.
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I AM SPEAKING
FROM EXPERIENCE HERE.
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ONCE SHE PASSES THAT PLACENTA,
HER HORMONES WILL PLUMMET,
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AND SO WILL HER SANITY.
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HER SOLE FOCUS WILL BECOME
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STEALING YOUR HUSBAND,
YOUR BABY, OR BOTH.
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SHE'S PROBABLY FANTASIZING
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ABOUT PUSHING YOU DOWN
A FLIGHT OF STAIRS RIGHT NOW.
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ALWAYS A PLEASURE, SHEILA.
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(toilet flushes in distance)
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THANK YOU, DEAR.
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(Alih Jay) * LAST NIGHT I HAD
A PLEASANT NIGHTMARE *
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* DA-DA-DA-DA,
DA, DA, DA, DA *
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IT'S SO CUTE,
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AND CHEF ALAN IS A CHEF,
SO IT'S PERFECT!
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OF COURSE IT'S PERFECT.
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IT'S AS IF
SOMEONE WITH CRYSTAL EYES
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LOOKED INTO YOUR HEART
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AND CRYSTALLIZED YOUR LOVE
FOR HIM.
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PRICEY, THOUGH.
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LOOK, IF YOU THINK
I'M GONNA PRESSURE YOU
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INTO BUYING THIS 35-POUND
CRYSTAL CHEF'S HAT, I'M NOT.
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YOU'RE NOT?
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OF COURSE NOT.
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THIS CRYSTAL WAS CLEARLY
MADE FOR CHEF ALAN.
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IF YOU DON'T BUY IT,
I'M SURE SOMEBODY ELSE WILL.
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IT WOULD BE A SHAME
FOR THAT OTHER PERSON
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TO SOAK UP
ALL THAT GLORY...
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I'LL TAKE IT!
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SOMEBODY'S GONNA GET
LUCKY TONIGHT.
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GIRL, YOU ARE AMAZING.
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NO ONE PUSHES CRYSTAL ROCK
LIKE YOU.
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I HAVE TO ADMIT,
IT'S A RUSH.
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I NEVER THOUGHT I'D BE GOOD
AT THIS SORT OF THING,
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AND I AM LOVING
MY NEW DISPOSABLE INCOME.
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LET ME TELL YOU,
AS A NEWLY INDEPENDENT WOMAN,
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EARNING YOUR OWN MONEY
IS LIKE
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ICING ON THE CAKE
OF LIBERATION!
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DALLAS, I THINK IT'S
REALLY AWESOME, WHAT YOU DID.
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INSTEAD OF GETTING DEPRESSED
ABOUT YOUR DIVORCE,
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YOU DECIDED
TO TRY SOMETHING NEW,
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AND... NOW LOOK.
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YOU'RE A HUGE SUCCESS.
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WE'RE A HUGE SUCCESS.
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"TESSA ALTMAN.
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ULTIMATE SALES MANAGER
GRAND SUPREME."
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I MADE UP
THAT TITLE MYSELF.
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THANK YOU, TESSA.
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THANK YOU, DALLAS.
(door bells jingle)
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(growls)
GREAT TO SEE YOU, HANSON.
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YOU'RE LOOKING WELL.
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(growls)
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AND, TESSA...
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ALONG WITH
YOUR NEW PROMOTION COMES
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A NEW CRYSTAL-ENCRUSTED
CRYSTAL CUP OF CRYSTALS UNIFORM!
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(gasps)
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IS THAT A--
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A CHIFFON WRISTLET!
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THANKS, DALLAS.
IT'S AMAZING.
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YOU'RE AMAZING.
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I CAN SEE YOU FOLLOWING
IN MY FOOTSTEPS SOMEDAY.
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GEORGE MUST BE SO PROUD
OF HOW HARD YOU'RE WORKING.
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HONESTLY, I HAVEN'T SEEN
MUCH OF MY DAD LATELY.
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OH, NO?
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IN FACT,
GEORGE'S ROMANCE WITH EDEN...
HEY.
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HI.
WAS ENTERING
ITS SECOND TRIMESTER,
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AND I STILL HADN'T EVEN
MET THE WOMAN.
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YOU KNOW,
IF ALL THESE PEOPLE PLANTED
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VEGETABLES
INSTEAD OF GRASS,
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THEY COULD PUT A HUGE DENT
IN THE WORLD'S HUNGER CRISIS.
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YOU--THAT--THAT--THAT IS
WHAT I LOVE ABOUT YOU.
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I SEE A DUDE WATERING
HIS LAWN,
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AND YOU SEE AN OPPORTUNITY
TO HEAL THE WORLD.
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I CAN'T WAIT
FOR TESSA TO MEET YOU.
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OOH!
YOU ALL RIGHT?
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OH, MAN. (chuckles)
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THAT WAS A GOOD ONE.
YOU OKAY?
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OH.
YOU WANT TO FEEL
THE BABY KICK?
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OH. NO.
I SHOULDN'T FEEL ANYTHING.
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(clicks tongue)
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OH. WAS THAT...
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(laughs)
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COOL. YEAH. I FELT IT.
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YOU WANT
TO FEEL SOMETHING ELSE?
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BABY BONES!
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OH.
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WHAT?
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IS EVERYTHING OKAY, GEORGE?
MM-HMM.
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BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE
YOU PULL AWAY EVERY TIME I TRY
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TO GET INTIMATE WITH YOU.
WELL, YES,
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BUT THAT'S USUALLY ONLY
WHEN I HAVE TO GO NUMBER TWO.
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OH.
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(clears throat)
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THAT IS INTIMATE.
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LOOK, UNTIL YOU'VE BATHED
IN A SOLID CRYSTAL BATHTUB,
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YOU HAVEN'T BATHED AT ALL.
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HI. I--
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IT IS ONE OF THOSE
OVER-THE-TOP INDULGENCES
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THAT IS WORTH EVERY PENNY,
LIKE AN ARMORED VEHICLE.
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JUST... THINK ABOUT IT.
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I HAVE
OTHER CUSTOMERS WAITING.
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(sighs) YOU MUST BE--
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EDEN. HI.
TESSA ALTMAN--
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ULTIMATE SALES MANAGER
GRAND SUPREME.
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EDEN, DID YOU MEET...
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THE PERSON WHO USED TO BE
MY DAUGHTER? (chuckles)
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TESSA,
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?
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I GOT PROMOTED. SEE?
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OKAY. WOW. REALLY?
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MM-HMM.
IS THAT WHAT
ALL THESE BOXES ARE ABOUT?
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KIND OF. DALLAS SAID
I NEEDED TO STEP UP MY IMAGE
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IN ORDER TO INVITE SUCCESS.
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IF I SHOWED UP TO WORK
LOOKING LIKE YOU, GEORGE,
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PEOPLE WOULD THINK I WAS THERE
TO CLEAN THE FLOORS,
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WHICH I'M NOT... (chuckles)
EXCEPT FOR WHEN WE'RE CLOSED.
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WHOA.
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THIS PURSE COST MORE
THAN EVERY ARTICLE OF CLOTHING
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I HAVE EVER OWNED...
COMBINED.
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I GUESS, ECONOMICALLY,
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YOU AND I ARE
IN DIFFERENT PLACES, GEORGE.
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HMM.
IT WAS GREAT MEETING YOU.
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(Bluetooth rings)
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GO FOR TESSA.
YOU CHANGED YOUR MIND?
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NO, IT'S STILL AVAILABLE.
WE NEED A 10% DEPOSIT.
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I BRIEFLY TAKE MY EYE OFF
THE BALL,
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AND SHE TURNS
INTO IMELDA MARCOS.
(sighs)
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OH, SHE SEEMED GREAT.
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WHAT? SHE SEEMED AWFUL.
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THE HAIR AND THE NAILS
AND THE SHOPPING--
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THAT IS NOT TESSA.
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I WOULDN'T BE
TOO HARD ON HER.
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IT SOUNDS LIKE
HER FRIEND DALLAS
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IS THE ONE PUSHING HER
INTO THIS,
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AND THAT'S
HOW TEENAGERS ARE.
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OH, DALLAS IS
NO TEENAGER, THOUGH.
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NO,
SHE'S A FULL-GROWN WOMAN.
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(chuckles) FULL-GROWN!
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OH. WELL, IT'S VERY NORMAL
FOR GIRLS TO PATTERN THEMSELVES
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AFTER THE WOMEN
IN THEIR LIVES.
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SOUNDS LIKE DALLAS
IS HER PRIMARY INFLUENCE.
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WELL, THAT'S KINDA WHY
I WANTED HER TO MEET YOU.
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OHH.
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DERNK! (clears throat)
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(under breath) "DERNK"?
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"I'M SPEAKING
FROM EXPERIENCE"--
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THAT'S WHAT SHEILA SHAY SAID
WHEN I OVERHEARD HER TALKING
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IN THE BATHROOM,
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AND THAT SENTENCE JUST KEPT
GNAWING AT ME.
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I KNEW
THERE WAS SOMETHING TO IT.
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THERE HAD TO BE,
SO I WENT THROUGH EVERY BOX
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IN THE GARAGE,
UNTIL I FOUND THIS.
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"HOMELAND ADOPTION"?
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EXACTLY.
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UH, I DON'T GET IT.
224
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WHY IS THE WOMAN I CALL "MOTHER"
DRIVEN INTO HYSTERICS
225
00:08:56,136 --> 00:08:57,706
BECAUSE SOMEONE'S USING
A SURROGATE?
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00:08:57,771 --> 00:08:58,741
(chuckles)
SHE'S DRIVEN INTO HYSTERICS
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00:08:58,806 --> 00:09:00,906
OVER PEOPLE NOT PUTTING ROSEMARY
IN THEIR CHICKEN SALAD,
228
00:09:00,974 --> 00:09:02,844
WHICH IS ACTUALLY
REALLY GOOD. (chuckles)
229
00:09:02,910 --> 00:09:04,240
SHE'S FIXATED ON THE IDEA
230
00:09:04,311 --> 00:09:07,451
THAT SOMEONE CAN LAY CLAIM
TO SOMEONE ELSE'S BABY,
231
00:09:07,514 --> 00:09:08,824
AND WHY?
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BECAUSE I'M ADOPTED,
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00:09:14,421 --> 00:09:15,361
AND AFTER ALL THESE YEARS,
234
00:09:15,422 --> 00:09:18,032
MY REAL MOTHER HAS BEEN
OUT THERE LOOKING FOR ME.
235
00:09:18,091 --> 00:09:19,991
SEEMS A LITTLE FAR-FETCHED,
IF YOU ASK ME.
236
00:09:20,060 --> 00:09:22,230
MY REAL MOTHER COULD BE
TORI AMOS.
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00:09:22,295 --> 00:09:23,655
NO.
238
00:09:23,731 --> 00:09:25,331
EDIE BRICKELL.
239
00:09:25,398 --> 00:09:26,768
HAVE YOU SEEN
MY FART JOKE BOOK?
240
00:09:26,834 --> 00:09:28,204
I GOT A BIG PHONE CALL
COMING UP,
241
00:09:28,268 --> 00:09:30,138
AND I NEED TO MAKE A JOKE
ABOUT A FART.
242
00:09:30,203 --> 00:09:33,043
GET OUT OF MY ROOM.
243
00:09:37,811 --> 00:09:39,451
(knock on door)
244
00:09:39,512 --> 00:09:40,812
HEY. YOU GOT A SEC?
245
00:09:40,881 --> 00:09:41,751
SURE. WHAT'S UP?
246
00:09:41,815 --> 00:09:42,775
WELL, I FEEL LIKE
IT'S BEEN AGES
247
00:09:42,850 --> 00:09:44,580
SINCE WE HAD A CHANCE
TO TALK ONE-ON-ONE.
248
00:09:44,652 --> 00:09:46,522
CUT THE CUTICLES
OR JUST PUSH BACK?
249
00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:48,256
JUST PUSH BACK, PLEASE.
OKAY.
250
00:09:48,321 --> 00:09:52,161
COSTS MORE FOR THE HOME VISITS,
BUT IT IS WORTH IT.
251
00:09:52,225 --> 00:09:53,155
IBIZA'S EXCELLENT.
252
00:09:53,226 --> 00:09:55,556
THANK YOU.
YOU KNOW YOU'RE ALLOWED
TO SAVE MONEY, RIGHT?
253
00:09:55,629 --> 00:09:56,429
IT DOESN'T EXPIRE.
254
00:09:56,496 --> 00:10:01,666
IT'S FOR WORK. DALLAS SAYS,
"OUR NAILS ARE NOT JUST NAILS.
255
00:10:01,735 --> 00:10:03,835
THEY ARE
CRYSTAL DISPLAY STICKS."
256
00:10:03,904 --> 00:10:05,474
ARE YOU SURE
THAT WASN'T IMELDA MARCOS?
257
00:10:05,538 --> 00:10:06,208
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.
258
00:10:06,273 --> 00:10:07,843
IT TURNS OUT
THERE'S A FELLINI FESTIVAL
259
00:10:07,908 --> 00:10:09,538
A COUPLE TOWNS OVER--
STARTS NEXT TUESDAY.
260
00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:10,879
I WAS THINKING
THE THREE OF US COULD GO.
261
00:10:10,944 --> 00:10:13,654
UH, I'M NOT SURE
IBIZA LIKES FELLINI.
262
00:10:13,714 --> 00:10:15,584
TOO QUIRKY FOR THE SAKE
OF BEING QUIRKY.
263
00:10:15,649 --> 00:10:16,779
I MEANT YOU, ME, AND EDEN.
264
00:10:16,850 --> 00:10:19,220
OH! (chuckles)
WHAT DAY WERE YOU THINKING?
265
00:10:19,286 --> 00:10:20,646
ANY DAY.
OHH.
266
00:10:20,721 --> 00:10:23,061
ANY DAY IS TOUGH FOR ME.
I WORK AFTER SCHOOL.
267
00:10:23,123 --> 00:10:24,123
WELL, COULDN'T YOU TAKE
A DAY OFF?
268
00:10:24,191 --> 00:10:25,661
IT'S BEEN FOREVER
SINCE YOU AND I HAVE SEEN
269
00:10:25,726 --> 00:10:26,726
A FELLINI MOVIE TOGETHER.
270
00:10:26,794 --> 00:10:28,434
OH, THAT IS GREAT, IBIZA.
271
00:10:28,495 --> 00:10:30,825
FLESHY NUDE? YEAH. THANKS.
272
00:10:30,898 --> 00:10:33,068
LOOK, I DON'T--I DON'T HAVE
MY CALENDAR WITH ME.
273
00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:36,003
HOW ABOUT YOU LEAVE ME
A VOICE MAIL WITH THE DETAILS?
274
00:10:36,069 --> 00:10:38,369
I SHOULD BE ABLE
TO MAKE JUNE WORK.
YEAH.
275
00:10:38,438 --> 00:10:40,568
JULY AT THE LATEST.
276
00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:43,140
TESSA IS DOING
SUCH AN AMAZING JOB.
277
00:10:43,210 --> 00:10:44,610
I JUST WISH
SOME OF HER WORK ETHIC
278
00:10:44,678 --> 00:10:46,778
WOULD RUB OFF ON DALIA.
279
00:10:46,847 --> 00:10:48,247
UH, OH, WELL... (chuckles)
280
00:10:48,315 --> 00:10:50,375
THAT'S ACTUALLY WHAT I WANTED
TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT.
281
00:10:50,450 --> 00:10:52,590
SEE, I'M WORRIED TESSA MAY BE
WORKING TOO HARD.
282
00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:54,022
(gasps) OH, MY GOSH.
283
00:10:54,087 --> 00:10:55,887
HAS SHE FALLEN BEHIND
ON HER STUDIES?
284
00:10:55,956 --> 00:10:57,786
NO.
DOES SHE SEEM
PHYSICALLY STRESSED
285
00:10:57,858 --> 00:10:59,328
OR MENTALLY EXHAUSTED?
286
00:10:59,392 --> 00:11:00,862
WELL, NO, NOT REALLY.
287
00:11:00,928 --> 00:11:02,258
I JUST THINK
TESSA IS GETTING
288
00:11:02,329 --> 00:11:05,999
A LITTLE WRAPPED UP
IN THE WHOLE CRYSTAL BUSINESS.
289
00:11:06,066 --> 00:11:08,196
WELL, YES,
SHE MOST CERTAINLY IS.
290
00:11:08,268 --> 00:11:10,198
SHE'S
A LITTLE CRYSTAL SUPERSTAR.
291
00:11:10,270 --> 00:11:11,870
YEAH, BUT I FEEL LIKE
SHE'S MISSING OUT
292
00:11:11,939 --> 00:11:13,939
ON THE OPPORTUNITY
TO CARE ABOUT THINGS THAT
293
00:11:14,007 --> 00:11:17,577
AREN'T MADE OF CRYSTAL...
(chuckles)
294
00:11:17,644 --> 00:11:18,814
AND TO GET TO KNOW EDEN.
295
00:11:18,879 --> 00:11:21,819
(gasps) EDEN. I SEE.
296
00:11:21,882 --> 00:11:24,052
WELL, GEORGE, THIS MAY BE
NONE OF MY BEESWAX,
297
00:11:24,117 --> 00:11:25,617
BUT I'M GONNA SHARE
A LITTLE ADVICE
298
00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:27,815
THAT DALIA'S SHRINK
GAVE ME--
299
00:11:27,888 --> 00:11:29,758
"LOVERS COME AND GO,
SO IT'S BEST NOT
300
00:11:29,823 --> 00:11:30,963
"TO BRING 'EM
AROUND YOUR KINDER
301
00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:33,694
UNTIL YOU'RE KINDA SURE
YOU'RE KINDRED."
302
00:11:34,728 --> 00:11:35,798
WELL, THAT'S THE THING,
DALLAS.
303
00:11:35,863 --> 00:11:39,433
I-I THINK
EDEN AND I MAY BE KINDRED.
304
00:11:39,499 --> 00:11:42,439
I MEAN, I HOPE WE ARE.
305
00:11:45,072 --> 00:11:46,712
WOW.
306
00:11:46,774 --> 00:11:49,144
I DIDN'T REALIZE
YOU TWO WERE SO SERIOUS.
307
00:11:50,878 --> 00:11:53,378
WELL, THAT'S TERRIFIC,
GEORGE.
308
00:11:53,446 --> 00:11:55,146
SO... YOU'LL HELP?
309
00:11:55,215 --> 00:11:56,945
WELL, OF COURSE I WILL.
(chuckles)
310
00:11:57,017 --> 00:11:59,287
I WOULDN'T WANT MY BUSINESS
STANDING IN THE WAY
311
00:11:59,352 --> 00:12:00,752
OF YOUR BLISSNESS.
312
00:12:00,821 --> 00:12:05,531
(chuckles) RIGHT.
WELL, THANK YOU, DALLAS.
313
00:12:05,592 --> 00:12:08,002
MOMMY, YOUR Wi-Fi SUCKS.
314
00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:10,301
I KNOW IT DOES, HONEY.
315
00:12:26,046 --> 00:12:28,146
WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR?
316
00:12:28,215 --> 00:12:29,815
FAMILY SECRETS.
317
00:12:29,883 --> 00:12:32,193
THEY KEEP THOSE
IN THE POTTING SHED.
318
00:12:35,655 --> 00:12:39,325
(door creaking)
319
00:12:39,793 --> 00:12:42,403
(creaks)
320
00:12:50,403 --> 00:12:52,773
(creaks)
321
00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:06,515
GOTCHA.
322
00:13:09,056 --> 00:13:10,616
I FEEL
SO MUCH MORE COMFORTABLE
323
00:13:10,690 --> 00:13:11,990
HAVING
MY PREGNANCY PORTRAIT DONE
324
00:13:12,059 --> 00:13:14,289
NOW THAT
I'M NOT ACTUALLY PREGNANT.
325
00:13:14,361 --> 00:13:16,701
MY PREGNANCY PORTRAIT
FROM LAST TIME LOOKED SO--
326
00:13:16,763 --> 00:13:20,173
FAT. YEAH. NO, I SEE IT.
327
00:13:20,233 --> 00:13:22,103
NO, TH-THIS PREGNANCY HAS
BEEN KIND TO YOU.
328
00:13:22,169 --> 00:13:24,539
I GOTTA SAY THAT.
YOU LOOK FABULOUS.
329
00:13:24,604 --> 00:13:26,314
I FEEL SENSATIONAL.
330
00:13:28,108 --> 00:13:29,938
THANKS AGAIN, MRS. SHAY,
331
00:13:30,010 --> 00:13:31,880
FOR INSISTING ON CARRYING
MY PRODUCE.
332
00:13:31,945 --> 00:13:34,505
WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY
ABOUT LIFTING THINGS
333
00:13:34,581 --> 00:13:36,281
WHEN YOU'RE PREGNANT--
DON'T. (laughs)
334
00:13:36,349 --> 00:13:38,019
(chuckles)
(Noah) EDEN'S HOME!
335
00:13:38,085 --> 00:13:40,415
(claps hands)
JUST IN TIME.
336
00:13:40,487 --> 00:13:41,687
(chuckles)
337
00:13:41,754 --> 00:13:44,094
THAT WAS
AN AWFULLY WARM WELCOME.
338
00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:46,427
DO YOU WANT MY BELLY
IN THE PORTRAIT?
339
00:13:46,493 --> 00:13:47,763
NO! NO. NO, NO, NO.
340
00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:50,427
(chuckles) I WANT TO WORK ON
SOME EARLY LANGUAGE TECHNIQUES
341
00:13:50,497 --> 00:13:52,067
WITH THE FETUS.
(raised voice) HELLO, FETUS!
342
00:13:52,132 --> 00:13:53,772
(normal voice)
IT'S DR. NOAH WERNER...
OHH.
343
00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:54,943
A.K.A. YOUR DAD.
344
00:13:55,002 --> 00:13:56,042
WHOA. (chuckles)
345
00:13:56,103 --> 00:13:57,373
UH, IF YOU'VE BEEN PAYING
ATTENTION IN THERE,
346
00:13:57,437 --> 00:14:00,407
YOU KNOW THAT CHINA IS
THE LARGEST HOLDER OF U.S. DEBT,
347
00:14:00,473 --> 00:14:03,583
SO I THINK IT'S PRUDENT THAT
YOU LEARN A LITTLE MANDARIN.
348
00:14:03,643 --> 00:14:04,913
(raised voice) "NI HAO"!
349
00:14:04,978 --> 00:14:07,248
NOAH, YOUR BABY DOESN'T
EVEN HAVE EYELASHES YET.
350
00:14:07,314 --> 00:14:09,254
I DON'T THINK
IT'S GONNA LEARN CHINESE.
351
00:14:09,316 --> 00:14:10,676
IF YOU REALLY WANTED
TO BE HELPFUL,
352
00:14:10,750 --> 00:14:11,920
YOU'D GIVE ME
A FOOT MASSAGE.
353
00:14:11,985 --> 00:14:14,615
CARRYING YOUR BABY AROUND
IS KILLER ON THE ARCHES.
354
00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:15,517
REALLY? I'M SURPRISED.
355
00:14:15,588 --> 00:14:17,958
THOSE LESBIAN CLOGS LOOK
COMFORTABLE, IF NOTHING ELSE.
356
00:14:18,025 --> 00:14:20,655
SO, EDEN, HOW ARE THINGS
GOING WITH GEORGE ALTMAN?
357
00:14:20,727 --> 00:14:23,327
GOOD, I THINK. HE GOT TO FEEL
THE BABY KICK THE OTHER DAY.
358
00:14:23,396 --> 00:14:25,726
(strained voice) HE DID?
THAT'S... (chuckles)
359
00:14:25,798 --> 00:14:26,728
OHH.
360
00:14:26,799 --> 00:14:28,199
(Eden) THAT'S GREAT, NOAH.
MY.
361
00:14:28,268 --> 00:14:30,968
SEEMS YOUR HUSBAND HAS NEARLY
BROUGHT HER TO ECSTASY.
362
00:14:31,038 --> 00:14:32,968
I DON'T KNOW IF I'D SAY THAT,
363
00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:35,840
BUT IT IS
A DARN GOOD FOOT MASSAGE.
364
00:14:35,909 --> 00:14:37,109
I GOTTA SCOOT, THOUGH.
365
00:14:37,177 --> 00:14:38,847
GEORGE AND I ARE TAKING
TESSA TO A MOVIE.
366
00:14:38,912 --> 00:14:40,952
NO. NO, NO, NO.
NOT TODAY YOU'RE NOT.
367
00:14:41,014 --> 00:14:42,824
UH, WE HAVE
THE ULTRASOUND SCHEDULED.
368
00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:43,952
THAT'S NOT TILL NEXT WEEK.
369
00:14:44,017 --> 00:14:44,677
WE MOVED IT UP.
370
00:14:44,751 --> 00:14:46,751
OUR NUMEROLOGIST NEEDS
TO KNOW THE SEX OF THE BABY
371
00:14:46,819 --> 00:14:48,159
SO HE CAN GET STARTED
ON NAMES.
372
00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:50,661
I WISH
YOU WOULD HAVE TOLD ME.
373
00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:53,733
I'M TELLING YOU NOW.
374
00:14:53,793 --> 00:14:54,893
OH.
375
00:14:54,962 --> 00:14:56,202
NEXT TIME, GEORGE,
I'D APPRECIATE IT
376
00:14:56,263 --> 00:14:57,933
IF YOU LET ME SCHEDULE
MY OWN DAYS OFF.
377
00:14:57,998 --> 00:14:59,528
WELL, FELLINI WAITS
FOR NO MAN.
378
00:14:59,599 --> 00:15:00,399
TRUST ME, TESSA.
379
00:15:00,467 --> 00:15:02,437
THIS IS GONNA BE FUN.
(cell phone rings)
380
00:15:02,502 --> 00:15:04,272
HEY, EDEN.
WE'RE ALMOST THERE.
381
00:15:04,337 --> 00:15:06,307
I'M SORRY. I CAN'T GO.
382
00:15:06,373 --> 00:15:08,783
Jill moved the ultrasound
without telling me.
383
00:15:08,841 --> 00:15:10,241
(Jill) I'm telling you now!
384
00:15:10,310 --> 00:15:11,950
BUMMER. WELL, I-I GUESS--
385
00:15:12,012 --> 00:15:13,452
I GUESS THEY CAN'T DO THAT
WITHOUT YOU, HUH?
386
00:15:13,513 --> 00:15:15,353
(chuckles) Believe me,
I wish they could.
387
00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:17,445
(lowered voice) George,
they're acting really weird.
388
00:15:17,517 --> 00:15:18,417
Jill's all uptight,
389
00:15:18,485 --> 00:15:20,215
and I don't even know
what's going on with Noah.
390
00:15:20,287 --> 00:15:22,857
Every time I mention
your name, he tweaks out.
391
00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:24,192
(Noah) Is that George?!
392
00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:25,257
OKAY, OK--
YOU KNOW WHAT?
393
00:15:25,325 --> 00:15:28,695
MAYBE TESSA AND I SHOULD COME
WITH YOU FOR MORAL SUPPORT.
394
00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:31,131
REALLY?
YOU GUYS WOULD DO THAT?
395
00:15:31,198 --> 00:15:35,138
OF COURSE. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
W-WE'LL SEE YOU THERE.
396
00:15:35,202 --> 00:15:37,542
NOW I'M JUST MISSING WORK
TO GO WATCH YOUR GIRLFRIEND
397
00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:38,474
GET HER BABY CHECKED?
398
00:15:38,538 --> 00:15:39,838
IT'LL BE BETTER
THAN FELLINI.
399
00:15:39,906 --> 00:15:42,376
IT'LL BE FELLINIESQUE.
(chuckles)
400
00:15:43,643 --> 00:15:46,113
HELLO.
WE'RE FRED AND SHEILA SHAY,
401
00:15:46,179 --> 00:15:48,949
AND WE WOULD LOVE TO WELCOME
ANOTHER SPECIAL LIFE...
402
00:15:49,016 --> 00:15:49,916
(voice breaks)
INTO OUR HOME.
403
00:15:49,983 --> 00:15:51,453
(under breath)
KEEP IT TOGETHER, FRED.
404
00:15:51,518 --> 00:15:53,548
(normal voice)
WE LOVE TO TRAVEL.
405
00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:56,020
UH, YEAH, WE JUST WENT...
(voice breaks) TO COSTA RICA.
406
00:15:56,089 --> 00:15:57,759
WE LOVE WATERSKIING,
407
00:15:57,824 --> 00:16:01,134
UM, AND WE HAVE A CHR--
A STRONG CHRISTIAN FAITH.
408
00:16:01,194 --> 00:16:03,434
UH, WE'VE GOT
SO MUCH LOVE TO GIVE.
409
00:16:03,496 --> 00:16:06,096
YEAH. (voice breaking)
SO MANY BLESSINGS TO SHARE.
410
00:16:06,166 --> 00:16:07,796
WON'T YOU PLEASE
CONSIDER US?
411
00:16:07,867 --> 00:16:09,297
OHH.
NOW YOU'VE GOT ME GOING.
412
00:16:09,369 --> 00:16:10,439
(chuckles)
413
00:16:10,503 --> 00:16:11,373
(Lisa) DISGUSTING.
414
00:16:11,438 --> 00:16:12,938
OKAY, IT'S WEIRD.
I'LL GIVE YOU THAT,
415
00:16:13,006 --> 00:16:14,206
BUT IT'S INCONCLUSIVE.
416
00:16:14,274 --> 00:16:17,614
MALIK, THEY TRICKED
SOME POOR ACOUSTIC SONGSTRESS
417
00:16:17,677 --> 00:16:21,377
WITH NATURALLY CURLY HAIR
INTO GIVING ME UP...
418
00:16:21,448 --> 00:16:22,778
WITH LIES.
419
00:16:22,849 --> 00:16:23,919
THEY DON'T WATER-SKI.
420
00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:25,253
LISA,
EVEN IF YOU ARE ADOPTED,
421
00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:26,718
HOW IS THAT GONNA CHANGE
ANYTHING?
422
00:16:26,786 --> 00:16:28,416
YOU'RE A SHAY NOW.
THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS.
423
00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:30,188
(scoffs) THAT IS NOT
ALL THAT MATTERS.
424
00:16:30,257 --> 00:16:32,287
IF I'M NOT BIOLOGICALLY
RELATED TO MY FAMILY,
425
00:16:32,359 --> 00:16:33,629
THEN THERE'S STILL HOPE.
426
00:16:33,693 --> 00:16:35,963
I CAN GROW UP TO BE ANYONE.
427
00:16:36,029 --> 00:16:38,999
HEY. AREN'T WE GONNA
MAKE OUT?
428
00:16:39,066 --> 00:16:41,496
MALIK, I'M OBVIOUSLY GOING
THROUGH SOME STUFF RIGHT NOW.
429
00:16:41,568 --> 00:16:44,268
JUST HANDLE
YOUR OWN BUSINESS, OKAY?
430
00:16:47,907 --> 00:16:48,737
(siren wailing in distance)
431
00:16:48,808 --> 00:16:50,408
WOW. I'VE NEVER HAD AN AUDIENCE
THIS BIG BEFORE. (chuckles)
432
00:16:50,477 --> 00:16:52,107
WELL, SOME OF US ARE HAVING
A HARD TIME RESPECTING
433
00:16:52,179 --> 00:16:53,209
OTHER PEOPLE'S BOUNDARIES.
434
00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:54,710
I COULDN'T AGREE MORE.
435
00:16:54,781 --> 00:16:57,051
OH, THAT--THAT IS HILARIOUS,
COMING FROM YOU.
436
00:16:57,117 --> 00:16:58,147
WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
437
00:16:58,218 --> 00:16:59,418
YOU KNOW EXACTLY
WHAT IT'S SUPPOSED TO MEAN.
438
00:16:59,486 --> 00:17:01,116
TESSA, IF YOU KEEP LOOKING
AT THE MONITOR,
439
00:17:01,188 --> 00:17:02,288
YOU'LL SEE THE BABY
IN A MINUTE.
440
00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:03,585
WOULD SOMEONE LIKE
TO SPREAD THE JELLY?
441
00:17:03,656 --> 00:17:05,126
OH, I'LL DO IT.
I'LL DO IT.
442
00:17:05,192 --> 00:17:06,362
HE WANTS
TO TOUCH HER BARE TUMMY.
443
00:17:06,426 --> 00:17:07,656
NOAH, DON'T TOUCH
HER BARE TUMMY.
444
00:17:07,727 --> 00:17:10,257
WHY DOES HE GET TO DO IT?
IT'S MY BABY IN THERE.
445
00:17:10,330 --> 00:17:12,300
IT'S FINE. I-I'D BE HAPPY
TO DO IT MYSELF.
446
00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:15,165
THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.
447
00:17:15,235 --> 00:17:16,235
(whispers) SORRY.
448
00:17:16,303 --> 00:17:17,643
(squirts)
(inhales sharply)
449
00:17:17,704 --> 00:17:18,344
IS THAT COLD?
450
00:17:18,405 --> 00:17:20,235
(George and Eden chuckle)
451
00:17:20,307 --> 00:17:23,137
CAN YOU TALK A LITTLE BIT ABOUT
THE ADVANTAGE OF MAINTAINING
452
00:17:23,210 --> 00:17:25,550
A HEALTHY SEX LIFE
DURING PREGNANCY?
453
00:17:25,612 --> 00:17:27,982
I THINK IT MIGHT PUT
SOMEONE'S MIND AT EASE.
454
00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:30,077
MY MIND? IS SHE TALKING
ABOUT MY MIND?
455
00:17:30,150 --> 00:17:32,390
I DOUBT SHE'S TALKING
ABOUT YOUR MIND, NOAH.
456
00:17:32,452 --> 00:17:34,152
I'M TALKING ABOUT
GEORGE'S MIND. (chuckles)
457
00:17:34,221 --> 00:17:36,091
THAT'S WHAT THE "DERNK"
WAS ABOUT, WASN'T IT?
458
00:17:36,156 --> 00:17:37,556
SWEETHEART, UH, CAN WE
TALK ABOUT THIS LATER?
459
00:17:37,624 --> 00:17:39,094
THERE WAS A DERNK?
YOU DERNKED HER?
460
00:17:39,159 --> 00:17:40,629
ANYONE WANT ANYTHING
FROM THE VENDING MACHINE?
461
00:17:40,693 --> 00:17:41,863
OH, I'LL TAKE
A GUMMY ANYTHING.
462
00:17:41,928 --> 00:17:43,528
I'M GONNA GET SOMETHING
REALLY LOUD AND CRUNCHY
463
00:17:43,596 --> 00:17:44,996
SO I CAN'T HEAR MYSELF THINK.
464
00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:46,334
A LOT OF FATHERS
ARE CONCERNED
465
00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:47,669
ABOUT SEX
DURING PREGNANCY...
466
00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:49,204
OH, NO. I'M NOT--I'M NOT--
I'M NOT CONCERNED.
467
00:17:49,269 --> 00:17:50,469
HE'S NOT THE FATHER!
468
00:17:50,537 --> 00:17:53,507
BUT, TRUTHFULLY,
IT'S FANTASTIC FOR THE BABY.
469
00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:55,283
IT STRENGTHENS
THE PELVIC FLOOR,
470
00:17:55,342 --> 00:17:57,142
INCREASES BLOOD FLOW
TO THE UTERUS,
471
00:17:57,210 --> 00:17:59,050
AND AT THE HEIGHT
OF THE SEXUAL RESPONSE CYCLE,
472
00:17:59,112 --> 00:18:00,512
IT'S LIKE
A FUN LITTLE ROLLER COASTER RIDE
473
00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:02,680
FOR THE BABY.
I WOULDN'T PUT MY BABY
ON A ROLLER COASTER.
474
00:18:02,749 --> 00:18:05,219
WHY ARE YOU HERE?
SHE'S RIGHT.
I DON'T WANT MY BABY
475
00:18:05,285 --> 00:18:06,645
ON A ROLLER COASTER.
IT'S DANGEROUS.
476
00:18:06,719 --> 00:18:08,689
YOUR BABY HAS NOT BEEN
ON A ROLLER COASTER, OKAY?
477
00:18:08,755 --> 00:18:10,585
HE'D BETTER NOT HAVE BEEN,
BECAUSE WE HAVE A CONTRACT...
(sighs)
478
00:18:10,657 --> 00:18:12,727
AND IF THERE IS A BREACH...
THE BABY'S NOT IN BREECH.
479
00:18:12,792 --> 00:18:13,632
I WILL TAKE YOUR CAR!
480
00:18:13,693 --> 00:18:15,463
A CONTRACT?
WHAT'S HE TALKING ABOUT?
481
00:18:15,528 --> 00:18:17,198
I DON'T LIKE THE WAY
YOU'RE BEHAVING, NOAH.
482
00:18:17,264 --> 00:18:18,904
IT'S LIKE HE'S OBSESSED
WITH EDEN.
483
00:18:18,965 --> 00:18:20,195
WHY ARE YOU HERE?
484
00:18:20,267 --> 00:18:22,967
THIS CONTRACT WAS NOT MY IDEA.
485
00:18:23,035 --> 00:18:25,205
SO THAT'S WHY YOU DON'T WANT
TO BE INTIMATE WITH ME,
486
00:18:25,272 --> 00:18:27,672
BECAUSE YOU HAVE
A CONTRACT WITH NOAH?
487
00:18:27,740 --> 00:18:28,480
WHO DOES THAT?!
488
00:18:28,541 --> 00:18:29,611
EXCUSE ME. I-I DON'T MEAN
TO INTERRUPT,
489
00:18:29,676 --> 00:18:32,176
BUT I THINK ALL THE FIGHTING
IS STRESSING OUT THE BABY.
490
00:18:32,245 --> 00:18:33,405
I'M NOT SURE
IF YOU GUYS CAN TELL,
491
00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:35,420
BUT HE'S COVERING
HIS LITTLE EARS.
492
00:18:35,482 --> 00:18:36,222
(George, Sheila, Jill, and Noah)
OH.
493
00:18:36,283 --> 00:18:38,493
(whispers) OHH.
494
00:18:42,222 --> 00:18:45,162
THIS IS INSANE.
A CRAZY PERSON WROTE THIS.
495
00:18:45,225 --> 00:18:47,425
I KNOW. I KNOW,
BUT WHEN NOAH WANTS SOMETHING,
496
00:18:47,494 --> 00:18:48,604
HE CAN BE VERY INTENSE.
497
00:18:48,661 --> 00:18:50,631
(chuckles) YEAH.
I'VE SEEN THAT FIRSTHAND.
498
00:18:50,697 --> 00:18:52,327
I WAS JUST--I WAS TRYING
TO PRESERVE OUR FRIENDSHIP,
499
00:18:52,399 --> 00:18:53,969
BUT AFTER TODAY,
I DON'T CARE.
500
00:18:54,033 --> 00:18:57,003
ALL I CARE ABOUT
IS BEING WITH YOU.
501
00:18:57,069 --> 00:18:59,639
GEORGE, I CAN'T LIVE
LIKE THIS.
502
00:18:59,706 --> 00:19:03,476
THAT ULTRASOUND IMAGE
WILL HAUNT ME FOREVER.
503
00:19:03,543 --> 00:19:05,583
MY ONLY JOB IS TO MAKE SURE
504
00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:08,315
THAT THIS BABY HAS
A HEALTHY AND HAPPY GESTATION,
505
00:19:08,381 --> 00:19:11,081
AND... I FAILED.
506
00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:12,820
YOU DIDN'T FAIL.
507
00:19:12,885 --> 00:19:15,815
NO, I-I MEAN, IT'S NOT ME.
508
00:19:15,888 --> 00:19:17,458
IT'S THEM.
509
00:19:17,524 --> 00:19:21,664
I CAN'T STAY HERE,
NOT AFTER WHAT I SAW TODAY.
510
00:19:21,728 --> 00:19:25,368
THIS HOUSE IS TOXIC,
AND FOR THE GOOD OF THE BABY
511
00:19:25,432 --> 00:19:27,472
AND MY OWN SANITY,
512
00:19:27,534 --> 00:19:29,674
I'VE GOTTA GO BACK
TO MONTANA.
513
00:19:31,738 --> 00:19:33,238
EDEN, I'M SORRY,
514
00:19:33,306 --> 00:19:36,476
BUT I CAN'T LET
THAT HAPPEN.
515
00:19:38,778 --> 00:19:39,708
BUT I LIKE WORKING HERE,
516
00:19:39,779 --> 00:19:41,849
AND I LIKE SPENDING TIME
WITH YOU.
(whispers) OHH.
517
00:19:41,914 --> 00:19:43,724
(normal voice) I LIKE SPENDING
TIME WITH YOU, TOO,
518
00:19:43,783 --> 00:19:46,723
BUT IT'LL BE PART-TIME,
NOT FULL-TIME.
519
00:19:46,786 --> 00:19:49,086
TESSA, NOTHING'S
MORE IMPORTANT THAN FAMILY,
520
00:19:49,155 --> 00:19:51,555
AND YOU HAVE TO MAKE TIME
FOR YOURS,
521
00:19:51,624 --> 00:19:53,134
AND FROM THE SOUND
OF THINGS,
522
00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:55,502
THAT MIGHT INCLUDE
EDEN NOW, TOO.
523
00:19:55,562 --> 00:19:57,902
DAD CAN'T DICTATE
WHO MY FAMILY IS.
524
00:19:57,964 --> 00:20:00,804
I'M HAPPY FOR HIM AND ALL,
BUT I HARDLY KNOW EDEN.
525
00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:01,567
SHE'S JUST A--
526
00:20:01,634 --> 00:20:03,804
PREGNANT VAGABOND?
(whispers) OHH.
527
00:20:03,870 --> 00:20:07,010
(normal voice) TOLD MYSELF
I WASN'T GONNA SAY THAT.
528
00:20:07,073 --> 00:20:08,883
(water runs, faucet turns off)
529
00:20:08,941 --> 00:20:10,681
(door closes)
530
00:20:10,743 --> 00:20:13,153
WELL, DALLAS OFFICIALLY CUT
MY HOURS BACK.
531
00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:15,112
HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY.
532
00:20:15,181 --> 00:20:16,221
I'M NOT.
533
00:20:16,283 --> 00:20:17,823
I-I-I WENT ABOUT IT
THE WRONG WAY,
534
00:20:17,884 --> 00:20:18,924
AND I'M SORRY, TESSA,
535
00:20:18,985 --> 00:20:21,015
BUT I DIDN'T LIKE WHAT
THAT MONEY WAS DOING TO YOU,
536
00:20:21,087 --> 00:20:24,587
AND--AND I WANT US TO HAVE
MORE FAMILY TIME AT HOME.
537
00:20:24,657 --> 00:20:25,927
YEAH?
538
00:20:25,992 --> 00:20:28,862
I REALLY, REALLY HOPE
THE MOTIVATION BEHIND THIS
539
00:20:28,928 --> 00:20:30,628
ISN'T FORCING ME TO HANG OUT
WITH YOUR PREGNANT GIRLFRIEND,
540
00:20:30,697 --> 00:20:33,067
'CAUSE... (scoffs)
THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN.
541
00:20:33,132 --> 00:20:35,272
(doorbell rings)
542
00:20:35,335 --> 00:20:38,335
(sighs)
543
00:20:38,405 --> 00:20:41,035
WELL, THAT'S THE THING,
TESSA.
544
00:20:41,107 --> 00:20:43,277
IT KINDA IS.
545
00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:47,905
NO, I--
I GOT IT. I GOT IT.
I GOT IT.
546
00:20:47,980 --> 00:20:49,450
YOU GOT IT?
YEAH. (chuckles)
547
00:20:49,516 --> 00:20:50,646
(chuckles)
HERE WE GO.
548
00:20:50,717 --> 00:20:51,777
OH. HI.
549
00:20:51,851 --> 00:20:52,991
(George)
IT'S JUST TEMPORARY.
550
00:20:53,052 --> 00:20:55,522
WE'RE NOT "OFFICIALLY"
MOVING IN TOGETHER.
551
00:20:55,588 --> 00:20:59,088
I WANTED TO DISCUSS IT WITH YOU,
BUT THERE JUST WASN'T TIME.
552
00:20:59,158 --> 00:21:01,028
COME ON, TESSA.
DON'T BE MAD.
553
00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:03,633
THE PARENT-CHILD RELATIONSHIP
IS A STRANGE ONE.
554
00:21:03,696 --> 00:21:05,256
YOU GROW UP
THINKING THEY'RE SUPERHEROES
555
00:21:05,332 --> 00:21:07,072
WHO CAN DO NO WRONG,
556
00:21:07,133 --> 00:21:09,403
BUT THEN ONE DAY
THE CAPE COMES OFF
557
00:21:09,469 --> 00:21:11,399
AND YOU SEE THEM
FOR WHO THEY REALLY ARE,
558
00:21:11,471 --> 00:21:13,011
AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE
WHAT YOU SEE...
559
00:21:13,072 --> 00:21:14,372
(snoring)
560
00:21:14,441 --> 00:21:15,511
TOUGH LUCK.
561
00:21:15,575 --> 00:21:17,205
YOU'RE STUCK TOGETHER.
562
00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:22,076
WHY? BECAUSE YOU'RE FAMILY.
563
00:21:22,148 --> 00:21:24,318
UNLESS, OF COURSE...
564
00:21:26,753 --> 00:21:28,693
YOU'RE NOT.
565
00:21:30,623 --> 00:21:32,493
(door creaks and closes)
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