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(Tessa) IN CHATSWIN,
THE GRASS REALLY IS GREENER...
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(The Cranberries' "Linger"
playing)
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THE FRUIT SWEETER...
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(crunch)
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THE VEGETABLES SNAPPIER.
(snapping)
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EVEN THE CORN SEEMS CRUNCHIER.
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IT'S A PRODUCE PARADISE,
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A VERITABLE GARDEN OF...
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EDEN.
NICE TO MEET YOU, FRANK.
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NICE TO MEET YOU.
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GORGEOUS BRAEBURNS.
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THANK YOU.
THEY REALLY ARE.
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AND SINCE WE'RE INTRODUCING
OURSELVES, I'M GEORGE ALTMAN.
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FRANK DE LUCA.
DE LUCA ORCHARDS, ROUTE 9.
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HELLO.
AND THIS IS EDEN.
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EDEN?
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APPLE, GEORGE?
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I'M TEMPTED, BUT, UH,
WON'T IT GET ME KICKED OUT?
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DON'T BE STUPID.
IT'S A FREE SAMPLE.
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WOULD YOU BE INTERESTED IN MAYBE
GRABBING A CUP OF COFFEE?
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I DON'T DRINK COFFEE.
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YOU KNOW, BETWEEN THE CHEMICALS,
PESTICIDES,
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AND EXPLOITATION OF WORKERS,
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IT'S BASICALLY THE DEVIL.
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BUT I'LL DO YOU ONE BETTER.
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BETTER?
THAN A CUP OF THE DEVIL?
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MY TREAT. WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE?
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OH. UH, UM, ALL RIGHT.
WELL...
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IT ALL LOOKS... TERRIBLE.
(chuckles)
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SORRY. I'M CLUELESS WHEN
IT COMES TO THIS HEALTH CRAP.
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YOU--YOU PICK.
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TWO KITCHEN SINKS
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WITH BEE POLLEN, ACIDOPHILUS,
AND EXTRA BREWER'S YEAST.
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AH! YES, EXTRA, PLEASE.
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NOTHING QUENCHES
LIKE A GOOD CUP OF YEAST.
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AM I RIGHT? (chuckles)
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ALL RIGHT.
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THANKS.
THANK YOU.
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MM-HMM.
AND THANK YOU.
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BUT JUST--JUST SO YOU KNOW, IF I
WASN'T TRYING TO IMPRESS YOU,
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THERE IS NO WAY
THIS WOULD TOUCH MY LIPS.
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YOU'RE GONNA LOVE IT.
OH.
ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO.
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(slurps)
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OH.
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OH. OKAY, NOT BAD.
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RIGHT?
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IT TASTES LIKE...
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MY THROAT'S CLOSING.
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(strained voice)
MY THROAT'S CLOSING.
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(drink thuds)
(groans)
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I THINK YOU MIGHT BE ALLERGIC
TO SOMETHING IN THIS DRINK.
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(voice cracks) YOU THINK?
NETTLE JUICE.
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SOMEONE RUN
AND GET SOME NETTLE JUICE!
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(strained voice) CALL
AN AMBULANCE. I CAN'T BREATHE.
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I FEEL AWFUL.
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ME, TOO. (chuckles)
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I'VE NEVER SEEN SOMEONE
REACT LIKE THAT
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TO ALL-NATURAL INGREDIENTS.
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UH, WELL, I'M A NEW YORKER.
I'M SORRY, GEORGE.
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I SHOULD NEVER HAVE PUSHED YOU
INTO THAT SMOOTHIE.
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NO, IT'S--IT'S GOOD.
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I CONVULSED ON YOUR SHOULDER,
I WHEEZED IN YOUR LAP.
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I REALLY FEEL LIKE
WE KNOW EACH OTHER NOW.
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(knock on door)
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MR. FOREMAN?
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NO.
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GEORGE FOREMAN?
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"GEORGE FOREMAN"?
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WELL I COULDN'T REMEMBER,
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AND IT WAS THE FIRST GEORGE
THAT POPPED IN MY HEAD.
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LOOK, "GEORGE CUTE SMILE"
WASN'T GONNA GET YOUR TREATED.
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OKAY, MR. CUTE SMILE,
YOU'RE FREE TO GO.
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WE'VE PRESCRIBED SOME
ANTIHISTAMINES AND AN EpiPen
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IN THE EVENT--
ANOTHER WOMAN TRIES
TO MAKE ME DRINK POISON?
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I'M AFRAID I CAN'T PRESCRIBE
ANYTHING FOR THE GOOGLY EYES,
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ALTHOUGH I'D LIKE TO
BECAUSE THEY'RE MAKING ME SICK.
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I'VE BEEN UP FOR 40 HOURS.
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SO THIS WAS FUN.
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(vomits)
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(chuckles)
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(laughs) ON OUR SECOND DATE,
I'LL SLAM YOUR HAND IN A DOOR.
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(laughs) SECOND DATE?
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THAT MEANS I GET ANOTHER BITE
OF THE APPLE, EDEN?
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CALL ME
WHEN YOUR FACE CLEARS UP.
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(chuckles)
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BYE.
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BYE.
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(giggles)
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SORRY.
I HAVE TO KISS YOU NOW.
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JUST REMOVED
AN 85-YEAR-OLD MAN'S CATHETER.
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Captioned by
Closed Captioning Services, Inc.
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(Alih Jay) * LAST NIGHT I HAD
A PLEASANT NIGHTMARE *
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* DA-DA-DA-DA,
DA, DA, DA, DA *
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(glass shatters)
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I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE PEOPLE
BUY BROKEN SHARDS OF GLASS.
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THEY DON'T.
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THEY BUY
"CRYSTAL TEARS. FROM HEAVEN."
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(clinking)
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HEY.
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HEY, LISA.
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CAN I GET A HALF-POUND
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OF THE "CRYSTAL TEARS.
FROM HEAVEN"?
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AND ALSO, I NEED SOMETHING
FOR MALIK.
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IT'S OUR MONTH-AVERSARY,
SO IT NEEDS TO BE SPECIAL.
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MOMMY, I NEED MONEY.
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I'M WITH A CUSTOMER.
I'LL BE RIGHT WITH YOU.
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LISA, DOES MALIK HAVE
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A HOLOGRAPHIC IMAGE OF YOU
SET IN CRYSTAL?
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I-I'M EMBARRASSED TO SAY NO.
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(glass shards crunch)
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YOU JUST WALKED
STRAIGHT THROUGH MY PILE.
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YOUR "PILE" ISN'T MY PROBLEM.
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NO, I AGREE. YOU HAVE
MUCH MORE SERIOUS PROBLEMS
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THAT PREDATE THIS PILE.
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YOU CAN'T TALK TO ME LIKE THAT.
I'M YOUR BOSS.
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I WORK FOR YOU MOTHER,
NOT YOU.
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I CAME OUT OF MY MOTHER.
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THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS.
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TESSA, YOU'RE FIRED.
WANNA BET?
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MOMMY, I JUST FIRED TESSA
WITHOUT SEVERANCE.
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WHAT?!
DALIA, WHAT HAS GOTTEN INTO YOU?
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TESSA'S NOT FIRED.
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BUT LOOK. SHE DID
A TERRIBLE JOB SWEEPING.
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HOW WOULD YOU KNOW, DALIA?
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YOU'VE NEVER SWEPT A DAY
IN YOUR LIFE.
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YOU KNOW WHAT, MOMMY?
YOU CAN FORGET THE MONEY.
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I DON'T EVEN WANT IT ANYMORE.
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(shards crunch and tinkle)
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OKAY, WHAT ABOUT A REPTILE?
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TOO COLD?
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MNH.
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HOW ABOUT A PARROT?
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THEY'RE CLEVER.
THEY CAN TALK.
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NOT EVERYTHING THAT TALKS
IS CLEVER.
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I JUST THINK
THAT HAVING A PET
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WOULD MAKE US FEEL
MORE LIKE A FAMILY.
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(sighs)
ROOMMATES SHOULDN'T HAVE PETS.
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WHAT IF ONE ROOMMATE
MOVES OUT?
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THEN THE PET
HAS TO CHOOSE SIDES.
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"ROOMMATES"?
THAT'S ANOTHER THING.
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WHY DO YOU INSIST
ON CALLING US ROOMMATES?
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(dishes thud)
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AND HOW COME YOU ALWAYS PUT
AN EMPTY SEAT BETWEEN US
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AT THE MOVIE THEATER?
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FOR POPCORN. I-I'VE TOLD YOU,
THAT'S THE POPCORN SEAT.
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I FEEL LIKE
YOU ARE ASHAMED OF US.
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AND SAYING NO TO A PET
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IS JUST YOUR WAY OF SAYING NO
TO A REAL COMMITMENT.
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(sighs) LOOK,
NORA AND I HAD A CAT.
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AFTER THE DIVORCE--
YOU ALWAYS BRING UP NORA
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WHENEVER I TRY TO TALK
ABOUT OUR RELATIONSHIP.
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I'M NOT NORA!
WELL, HOW ABOUT WE GET
AN AREA RUG?
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IF THINGS DON'T WORK OUT,
WE CAN ALWAYS CUT THAT IN HALF.
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I'M TELLING YOU, MAN,
THAT KISS TOOK MY BREATH AWAY.
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NOAH, I HAVE NOT FELT
A CONNECTION LIKE THIS
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SINCE...
WELL, MAYBE EVER.
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(laughs) LOOK,
I DON'T WANNA ONE-UP YA...
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(pool cue clatters)
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BUT I'M GONNA.
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JILL AND I ARE EXPECTING.
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A BABY?!
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A BABY, MAN!
(claps hands)
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A GOO-GOO GA-GA BABY.
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(laughs) OF COURSE,
WE NEEDED SOME HELP.
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JILL IS OF A CERTAIN AGE.
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BUT SHE'S ALL RIGHT?
SHE'S FEELING GOOD?
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SHE'S AMAZING.
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(laughs)
(laughs)
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OKAY!
WELL...
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ALL RIGHT! WOW!
(laughing)
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THAT'S GREAT, MAN!
LOOK AT US, HUH?
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IT FEELS LIKE WE'RE...
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I DON'T KNOW...
STARTING OVER.
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LET'S HAVE DINNER TOMORROW NIGHT
TO CELEBRATE, ALL RIGHT?
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WE CAN MEET YOUR NEW LADY,
AND WE CAN TOAST MY SEED.
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HUH?
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UP TOP! COME ON!
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(sizzling)
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SMELLS LIKE BURNT RUBBER.
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YEP, THAT'S WHAT I'M MAKING YOU
FOR DINNER--BURNT RUBBER--
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'CAUSE I'M GOING OUT.
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ARE YOU JUST STIR-FRYING
THE NONSTICK COATING OR WHAT?
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(door opens)
(Dallas) MY BABY'S MISSING!
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(panting)
(George) WHAT?
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MY BABY'S MISSING!
SHE'S GONE!
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NO ONE WOULD KIDNAP DALIA.
DID SHE RUN AWAY?
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NOT DALIA! YAKULT!
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(groans)
OH.
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YAKULT'S MISSING!
SHE'S MISSING, Y'ALL!
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I'VE LOOKED EVERYWHERE--
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INSIDE THE HOUSE,
OUTSIDE THE HOUSE,
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INSIDE THE GUESTHOUSE,
OUTSIDE THE GUESTHOUSE,
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INSIDE THE POOL CABANA,
OUTSIDE THE POOL CABANA.
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SHE'S GONE! (gasps) OH!
I CAN'T BREATHE!
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(gasps) I CAN'T FIND BREATH.
DALLAS?
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DON'T TOUCH ME! DON'T TOUCH ME!
I FEEL CONFINED!
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(breathing heavily) IF SOMETHING
HAPPENS TO THAT DOG,
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'LL DO.
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(clears throat)
I DON'T KNOW HOW I'LL PRESS ON.
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I WON'T!
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OKAY, D-DALLAS, HEY,
YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN
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AND SIT AND TELL US
EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED.
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I'M SURE YAKULT IS OKAY.
WE'LL PUT UP FLIERS.
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TESSA, YOU HAVE TO FIND MY GIRL.
PROMISE ME.
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SHE'S OUT THERE ALONE!
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WHAT WILL SHE EAT COME DINNER?
WHERE WILL SHE SLEEP COME NIGHT?
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WHERE, TESSA?
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HEY! SORRY WE'RE LATE.
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HEY!
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MILADY WAS
BLOW-DRYING HER HAIR
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FOR THREE-QUARTERS
OF AN HOUR.
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(chuckles) HEY.
HERE YOU GO.
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OH. WHY, THANK YOU, GEORGE.
WELL, OF COURSE.
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HEY. HEY, WHAT IS THIS?
YOU TRYING TO STEAL MY GAL?
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(laughs)
(laughs) WHERE'S YOURS?
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OH, SHE SHOULD BE HERE
ANY MINUTE, HOPEFULLY.
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I'M STARTING TO THINK
SHE GOT COLD FEET.
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HEY, YOU THINK IT WAS TOO SOON
TO DO A DOUBLE DATE?
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DID I MESS UP?
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CAN I START YOU OFF WITH
SOME COCKTAILS THIS EVENING?
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I'LL HAVE A SCOTCH. NEAT.
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REALLY? IS--IS THAT ALLOWED?
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I'M GONNA HAVE A LEMON DROP,
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UH, AND SUGAR UP THE RIM FOR ME,
ANGEL.
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WE'RE CELEBRATIN' TONIGHT.
(chuckles)
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00:07:55,576 --> 00:07:56,176
THANK YOU.
227
00:07:56,209 --> 00:07:57,709
SO... HOW FAR ALONG ARE YOU?
228
00:07:57,745 --> 00:08:00,875
I GOTTA TELL YOU, JILL,
YOU BARELY LOOK PREGNANT.
229
00:08:00,914 --> 00:08:02,154
PREGNANT?
230
00:08:02,182 --> 00:08:03,582
I LOOK PREGNANT?
231
00:08:03,617 --> 00:08:04,347
Y--AM I MISSING SOMETHING?
232
00:08:04,384 --> 00:08:05,594
ISN'T THAT WHAT
WE'RE CELEBRATING?
233
00:08:05,619 --> 00:08:06,719
YOU TOLD ME SHE WAS PREGNANT.
234
00:08:06,754 --> 00:08:09,064
I TOLD YOU WE WERE
HAVING A BABY.
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?
235
00:08:09,089 --> 00:08:11,689
GEORGE, WE HIRED A SURROGATE
TO CARRY THE BABY FOR ME.
236
00:08:11,725 --> 00:08:12,855
I WANTED TO CARRY IT MYSELF,
237
00:08:12,893 --> 00:08:14,933
BUT I'M SIMPLY TOO BUSY
WITH MY NEW BOOK,
238
00:08:14,962 --> 00:08:17,202
"MAKING TIME FOR WHAT MATTERS."
239
00:08:17,230 --> 00:08:19,570
(sighs) YOU NEVER MENTIONED
A SURROGATE.
240
00:08:19,600 --> 00:08:22,870
SHE'S FARM-RAISED, SUN-KISSED,
AND COMPLETELY ORGANIC.
241
00:08:22,903 --> 00:08:25,273
UTERINE WALLS OF CONCRETE.
(Jill) MM.
242
00:08:25,305 --> 00:08:32,645
(Noah, Jill, and George)
OH, THERE SHE IS.
243
00:08:32,680 --> 00:08:36,250
(car door closes,
indistinct conversations)
244
00:08:36,283 --> 00:08:38,323
WELL, THE CONVERSATION
MAY HAVE RUN DRY,
245
00:08:38,351 --> 00:08:43,261
BUT MY SWORDFISH WAS
EXCEPTIONALLY MOIST.
246
00:08:43,290 --> 00:08:44,660
EXCEPTIONALLY.
247
00:08:44,692 --> 00:08:46,262
LOOK...
248
00:08:46,293 --> 00:08:48,033
THIS IS SILLY.
249
00:08:48,061 --> 00:08:50,801
ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS ONLY HAD
ONE DATE.
250
00:08:50,831 --> 00:08:52,031
GEORGE DIDN'T KNOW
YOU WERE PREGNANT.
251
00:08:52,065 --> 00:08:55,265
YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT
GEORGE WAS MY BEST FRIEND.
252
00:08:55,302 --> 00:08:59,012
AND NOW THAT WE ALL KNOW
WHAT WE KNOW, IT'S OVER.
253
00:08:59,039 --> 00:09:03,179
WE CAN ALL PUT THIS
UNCOMFORTABLE MESS BEHIND US.
254
00:09:03,210 --> 00:09:05,050
IS THAT HOW YOU FEEL,
GEORGE,
255
00:09:05,078 --> 00:09:08,048
THAT IS AN UNCOMFORTABLE MESS
THAT WE SHOULD PUT BEHIND US?
256
00:09:08,081 --> 00:09:09,581
(chuckles) I DON'T KNOW
IF IT'S A MESS,
257
00:09:09,617 --> 00:09:10,017
BUT I CERTAINLY AM
UNCOMFORTABLE.
258
00:09:14,622 --> 00:09:17,022
GOOD-BYE, GEORGE FOREMAN.
259
00:09:17,057 --> 00:09:17,627
IT WAS NICE
ALMOST KNOWING YOU.
260
00:09:24,297 --> 00:09:26,297
COME ON.
261
00:09:26,333 --> 00:09:29,703
YOU CANNOT DATE A WOMAN
THAT HAS MY BABY INSIDE OF HER.
262
00:09:29,737 --> 00:09:30,667
(chuckles) COME ON.
263
00:09:30,704 --> 00:09:32,244
I KNOW I'M PREACHING
TO THE CHOIR HERE. RIGHT?
264
00:09:32,272 --> 00:09:34,642
(chuckles)
265
00:09:34,675 --> 00:09:35,975
RIGHT?
266
00:09:36,009 --> 00:09:37,679
(car door opens)
YEAH.
267
00:09:37,711 --> 00:09:43,721
(closes car door)
268
00:09:43,751 --> 00:09:45,621
SHE DIDN'T EVEN
LOOK PREGNANT.
269
00:09:45,653 --> 00:09:49,293
DID SHE LOOK PREGNANT
TO YOU?
270
00:09:49,322 --> 00:09:52,892
THAT'S THE PHOTO YOU CHOSE?
SHE LOOKS HAGGARD.
271
00:09:52,926 --> 00:09:54,756
WHY COULDN'T YOU PICK ONE
OF HER SMILING?
272
00:09:54,795 --> 00:09:57,355
YAKULT HAS
A BEAUTIFUL SMILE.
273
00:09:57,397 --> 00:09:59,127
IS THAT A SECURITY CAMERA?
274
00:09:59,166 --> 00:10:00,896
YEAH. STEVEN HAD IT INSTALLED
TO MAKE SURE
275
00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:02,944
EVERYONE TOOK OFF THEIR SHOES
WHEN THEY CAME IN THE HOUSE.
276
00:10:02,970 --> 00:10:05,440
I DON'T KNOW IF YOU RECALL,
BUT HE HAD A REAL SHOE THING.
277
00:10:05,472 --> 00:10:07,682
IT WAS KINDA
HIS DEFINING CHARACTERISTIC.
278
00:10:07,708 --> 00:10:09,738
IS IT RECORDING?
IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S RECORDING.
279
00:10:09,777 --> 00:10:11,277
OH, MY GOSH,
IT'S ALWAYS RECORDING.
280
00:10:11,311 --> 00:10:12,651
(gasps)
281
00:10:12,680 --> 00:10:14,280
OH, MY GOSH,
IT'S ALWAYS RECORDING!
282
00:10:14,314 --> 00:10:17,954
TO THE CONTROL ROOM!
283
00:10:17,985 --> 00:10:21,685
(hangers whoosh)
284
00:10:21,722 --> 00:10:23,022
DON'T SEE A LOT OF THOSE
ANYMORE.
285
00:10:23,056 --> 00:10:24,086
AT THE TIME,
286
00:10:24,124 --> 00:10:26,964
JOYSTICK-BASED SECURITY WAS
CONSIDERED CUTTING-EDGE.
287
00:10:26,994 --> 00:10:30,164
(laser firing)
THIS MODEL
CAME WITH "ASTEROIDS."
288
00:10:30,197 --> 00:10:31,427
(beeps)
289
00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:34,374
(Dallas) LET'S JUST CHECK
SOME OLD FOOTAGE.
290
00:10:34,401 --> 00:10:35,741
(Dalia speaks inaudibly)
291
00:10:35,769 --> 00:10:38,669
THERE'S YAKULT RIGHT THERE!
292
00:10:38,706 --> 00:10:39,966
WHAT IS SHE DOIN'?
293
00:10:40,007 --> 00:10:42,477
DID--DID SHE JUST...
294
00:10:42,509 --> 00:10:45,479
(gasps)
295
00:10:45,512 --> 00:10:46,182
DALIA OPRAH ROYCE,
GET DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW!
296
00:10:50,383 --> 00:10:51,853
I'M INVERTED!
297
00:10:51,885 --> 00:10:53,815
I SAID, GET DOWN HERE NOW!
298
00:10:53,854 --> 00:10:55,064
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.
299
00:10:55,088 --> 00:10:57,758
MY OW DAUGHTER,
MY OW FLESH AND BLOOD.
300
00:10:57,791 --> 00:10:59,261
WHAT, MOMMY?
I JUST GOT UPSIDE DOWN.
301
00:10:59,292 --> 00:11:01,232
YOU SWEPT YAKULT.
302
00:11:01,261 --> 00:11:02,261
I DID NOT.
303
00:11:02,295 --> 00:11:04,295
WE JUST WATCHED YOU DO SO
ON SURVEILLANCE FOOTAGE.
304
00:11:04,331 --> 00:11:07,071
YOU SWEPT THAT POOR,
INNOCENT DOG! HOW COULD YOU?
305
00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:09,070
YOU THOUGHT IT WAS SO GREAT
WHEN TESSA SWEPT.
306
00:11:09,102 --> 00:11:11,342
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE MY CHILD.
I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAVE RAISED
307
00:11:11,371 --> 00:11:13,441
SUCH A SELFISH,
VINDICTIVE LITTLE GIRL.
308
00:11:13,473 --> 00:11:19,153
YOU BETTER PRAY THAT DOG
IS UNHARMED, OR ELSE... (sighs)
309
00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:21,209
TESSA..
310
00:11:21,248 --> 00:11:23,248
THANK YOU FOR BEING WHO YOU ARE.
311
00:11:23,283 --> 00:11:24,423
SOMEBODY RAISED YOU RIGHT,
AND CLEARLY, IT WASN'T ME.
312
00:11:44,137 --> 00:11:46,107
(whimpers)
313
00:11:46,139 --> 00:11:46,839
ALAN!
314
00:11:46,874 --> 00:11:48,344
COME QUICKLY AND SEE!
315
00:11:48,375 --> 00:11:50,405
WHAT--WHAT'S WRONG? I WAS JUST
ABOUT TO GET IN THE SHOWER.
316
00:11:50,443 --> 00:11:52,383
I WAS OUT BUYING AN AREA RUG,
JUST LIKE YOU SAID--
317
00:11:52,412 --> 00:11:54,412
LOW PILE, MODERN, GEOMETRIC--
318
00:11:54,447 --> 00:11:57,517
WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN,
I FELT SOMETHING LICK ME...
319
00:11:57,550 --> 00:11:58,490
IN THE HEART.
320
00:11:58,518 --> 00:12:00,788
I TURNED AROUND TO FIND THIS.
321
00:12:00,821 --> 00:12:02,021
YOU WENT OUT AND GOT A DOG?
322
00:12:02,055 --> 00:12:04,315
ABSOLUTELY NOT. HE GOT ME.
323
00:12:04,357 --> 00:12:06,327
OR MORE SPECIFICALLY, US.
324
00:12:06,359 --> 00:12:10,429
THIS DOG WAS SENT HERE, ALAN,
TO MAKE US A FAMILY.
325
00:12:10,463 --> 00:12:15,243
JUST LOOK
AT THOSE PRETTY BROWN EYES.
326
00:12:15,268 --> 00:12:17,468
(laughing)
327
00:12:17,504 --> 00:12:20,574
ALL RIGHT, I JUST
GOT LICKED, TOO. (laughs)
328
00:12:20,607 --> 00:12:22,077
WELL, NOW THE TWO OF US
GET TO PUT OUR HEADS TOGETHER
329
00:12:22,109 --> 00:12:23,339
AND COME UP
WITH A GREAT NAME.
330
00:12:23,376 --> 00:12:26,346
I ALREADY NAMED HIM.
HIS NAME IS HANSON.
331
00:12:26,379 --> 00:12:27,979
(Hanson)
* MMM BOP, BA DUBA DOP
332
00:12:28,015 --> 00:12:30,115
* BA DUBA DOP,
BA DUBA DOP *
333
00:12:30,150 --> 00:12:32,250
* BA DUBA DOP, BA DUBA DOP
334
00:12:32,285 --> 00:12:33,985
* BA DU
335
00:12:34,021 --> 00:12:35,061
* YEAH, YEAH
336
00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:36,858
* MMM BOP, BA DUBA DOP
337
00:12:36,890 --> 00:12:38,790
* BA DUBA DOP
338
00:12:38,826 --> 00:12:41,086
(lowered voice)
DEEP CLEANSING BREATH.
339
00:12:41,128 --> 00:12:41,928
(Noah in distance)
DID YOU HEAR THAT?
340
00:12:41,962 --> 00:12:43,562
SHE JUST TOOK
A DEEP CLEANSING BREATH.
341
00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:45,396
GUYS, JUST COME IN.
342
00:12:45,432 --> 00:12:47,572
I CAN HEAR YOU.
343
00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:50,040
(Noah and Jill, singsongy) HI.
344
00:12:50,070 --> 00:12:52,170
WE'D JUST LIKE TO TOUCH BASE
ABOUT LAST NIGHT.
345
00:12:52,205 --> 00:12:55,305
TO SUM UP, GEORGE--
NOT THE MAN WE THOUGHT HE WAS.
346
00:12:55,342 --> 00:12:58,052
NOAH--
DIDN'T HANDLE THINGS GREAT.
347
00:12:58,078 --> 00:13:00,608
I DON'T HANDLE THINGS GREAT.
348
00:13:00,647 --> 00:13:02,317
(laughs) I DON'T.
349
00:13:02,349 --> 00:13:04,179
WE JUST DON'T WANT YOU TO FEEL
ANY RESENTMENT.
350
00:13:04,217 --> 00:13:06,987
YEAH, BECAUSE THAT RESENTMENT
WILL FLOW THROUGH YOUR BODY
351
00:13:07,020 --> 00:13:08,260
AND DRENCH OUR FETUS.
352
00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:09,488
GUYS,
YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY.
353
00:13:09,522 --> 00:13:11,392
THERE'S NOTHING HAPPENING
BETWEEN GEORGE AND ME.
354
00:13:11,424 --> 00:13:13,394
YES!
355
00:13:13,426 --> 00:13:16,196
I'M SORRY YOU'RE ALONE.
356
00:13:16,229 --> 00:13:18,469
NAMASTE.
357
00:13:18,498 --> 00:13:20,868
(Dalia) YOU GUYS, WE NEED
TO FIGURE OUT WHERE YAKULT IS
358
00:13:20,901 --> 00:13:21,941
SO I CAN BRING HER BACK
TO MOMMY
359
00:13:21,969 --> 00:13:25,339
SO SHE WON'T BE SAD
AND MAD AT ME.
360
00:13:25,372 --> 00:13:35,422
YOU GUYS, WE SERIOUSLY NEED
TO BRAINSTORM, YOU GUYS.
361
00:13:35,415 --> 00:13:42,855
YOU GUYS, WE SERIOUSLY NEED
TO BRAINSTORM, YOU GUYS.
362
00:13:42,890 --> 00:13:44,560
WHAT WAS THAT, KIMANTHA?
363
00:13:44,591 --> 00:13:46,031
NOTHING.
364
00:13:46,059 --> 00:13:47,059
NO, I-I JUST...
365
00:13:47,094 --> 00:13:49,134
I SHIFTED MY WEIGHT
FROM MY LEFT FOOT TO MY RIGHT.
366
00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:52,372
OHH. GOOD IDEA.
367
00:13:52,399 --> 00:13:55,069
(indistinct conversations)
368
00:13:55,102 --> 00:13:59,172
WORD ON THE PADDLE COURTS
IS NOAH KNOCKED UP YOUR LADY.
369
00:13:59,206 --> 00:14:00,866
ARE YOU HOMESCHOOLED OR WHAT?
370
00:14:00,908 --> 00:14:02,978
HEY, YOU THINK YOU'RE
THE FIRST FELLA TO FALL FOR
371
00:14:03,010 --> 00:14:06,080
A BIRD WITH SOMEONE ELSE'S EGG
IN HER NEST?
372
00:14:06,113 --> 00:14:07,923
LOOK AT HEIDI KLUM AND SEAL.
373
00:14:07,948 --> 00:14:10,348
SHE HAD SOMEONE ELSE'S BUN IN
THE OVEN, JUST LIKE YOUR GIRL.
374
00:14:10,383 --> 00:14:11,453
ALL RIGHT,
SO WHAT'S YOUR POINT?
375
00:14:11,484 --> 00:14:13,324
SARAH JESSICA PARKER USED
A SURROGATE.
376
00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:15,063
IF BRODERICK CAN DEAL,
SO CAN YOU.
377
00:14:15,088 --> 00:14:15,888
ALL RIGHT, FOR THE RECORD,
378
00:14:15,923 --> 00:14:17,693
I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM
WITH SURROGACY.
379
00:14:17,724 --> 00:14:20,464
I'M JUST TRYING TO...
WRAP MY HEAD AROUND THE IDEA
380
00:14:20,493 --> 00:14:22,963
OF DATING SOMEONE
WHO'S CARRYING A BABY--
381
00:14:22,996 --> 00:14:24,556
JILL AND NOAH'S BABY.
382
00:14:24,597 --> 00:14:26,297
IT'S...
383
00:14:26,333 --> 00:14:28,303
IT'S COMPLICATED, A.J.
384
00:14:28,335 --> 00:14:29,365
EVEN YOU MUST SEE THAT.
385
00:14:29,402 --> 00:14:30,342
CHALK UP YOUR TIP, GEORGE,
386
00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:32,710
AND YOU'LL HAVE BETTER CONTROL
OVER YOUR BALLS.
387
00:14:32,739 --> 00:14:33,909
(slurps)
388
00:14:33,941 --> 00:14:35,211
(slurps)
MR. WOLFE?
389
00:14:35,242 --> 00:14:36,912
CAN YOU MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT
AT THE ASSEMBLY?
390
00:14:36,944 --> 00:14:38,314
(gasps)
A FRIEND OF MINE LOST HER DOG.
391
00:14:38,345 --> 00:14:40,375
UM, IS--IS THAT THE DOG?
392
00:14:40,413 --> 00:14:42,723
YEAH. HER NAME'S YAKULT.
393
00:14:42,749 --> 00:14:46,219
YAKULT? THAT DOG DOESN'T
LOOK LIKE A "YAKULT" TO ME.
394
00:14:46,253 --> 00:14:48,463
HAVE YOU SEEN HER?
NO. NO, I CERTAINLY HAVE NOT.
395
00:14:48,488 --> 00:14:50,388
(school bell rings)
TESSA...
396
00:14:50,423 --> 00:14:54,163
AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE
IN FORENSIC SCIENCE RIGHT NOW?
397
00:14:54,194 --> 00:14:59,974
WHY, YES, I AM.
398
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:08,680
YES... I... AM.
399
00:15:08,708 --> 00:15:11,008
(panting)
ALL RIGHT, LOOK, MAN,
I'VE BEEN THINKING.
400
00:15:11,044 --> 00:15:12,984
I MADE A DECISION.
I WANNA BE SEAL.
401
00:15:13,013 --> 00:15:14,583
NOT HOW HE IS NOW,
BUT HOW HE WAS THEN.
402
00:15:14,614 --> 00:15:16,224
AND I WANT YOU
TO BE OKAY WITH IT.
403
00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:17,679
BUDDY, I LOVE YOU,
BUT YOU'RE NO SEAL.
404
00:15:17,717 --> 00:15:19,587
OKAY, HE'S MY DESKTOP IMAGE.
OKAY?
405
00:15:19,619 --> 00:15:22,219
AND I RAN INTO HIM ONCE
AT A D'AGOSTINO'S.
406
00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:23,255
SO...
407
00:15:23,290 --> 00:15:26,160
NOAH, I WANNA SEE EDEN,
AND I WANT YOUR BLESSING.
408
00:15:26,193 --> 00:15:28,963
ALL RIGHT, I DON'T WANT
TO BE A HARD-ASS ABOUT THIS,
409
00:15:28,996 --> 00:15:31,056
BUT I STRICTLY FORBID IT!
410
00:15:31,098 --> 00:15:33,328
LOOK, I KNOW, YOU'RE CAUGHT UP
ON THE SEX STUFF,
411
00:15:33,366 --> 00:15:34,426
BUT IT'S NOT ABOUT THAT.
412
00:15:34,467 --> 00:15:36,597
I JUST... I JUST LIKE HER,
YOU KNOW?
413
00:15:36,636 --> 00:15:39,106
I... I CAN'T STOP THINKING
ABOUT HER.
414
00:15:39,139 --> 00:15:40,509
SO YOU'LL KEEP IT PLATONIC?
415
00:15:40,540 --> 00:15:41,770
(chuckles) I DIDN'T SAY THAT.
416
00:15:41,808 --> 00:15:45,578
HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF
JILL AND I WANTED TO HAVE SEX
417
00:15:45,612 --> 00:15:47,082
ON TOP OF TESSA?
418
00:15:47,114 --> 00:15:48,384
THAT'S NOT THE SAME THING.
419
00:15:48,415 --> 00:15:50,675
I HOPE YOU KNOW THAT.
420
00:15:50,717 --> 00:15:52,487
I WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY.
421
00:15:52,519 --> 00:15:54,219
I WANT YOU TO
BE HAPPY, TOO, MAN.
422
00:15:54,254 --> 00:15:56,764
OKAY, LET'S MAKE A DEAL.
423
00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:59,129
ALL RIGHT, YOU KEEP
ALL THE PHYSICAL STUFF
424
00:15:59,159 --> 00:16:03,559
ON THE BACK BURNER
UNTIL MY BABY IS BIRTHED,
425
00:16:03,596 --> 00:16:07,326
AND I'LL BE
COMPLETELY SUPPORTIVE.
426
00:16:07,367 --> 00:16:10,167
OKAY, SHE'LL NEVER
TAKE YOU BACK. (laughs)
427
00:16:10,203 --> 00:16:13,513
COME ON, BUDDY!
428
00:16:13,540 --> 00:16:15,610
YAKULT'S
IN THAT WELFARE HOTEL?
429
00:16:15,642 --> 00:16:18,682
THAT'S NOT A WELFARE HOTEL.
IT'S A CONDOMINIUM.
430
00:16:18,711 --> 00:16:21,251
JUST TRUST ME.
431
00:16:21,281 --> 00:16:23,781
I'M TRYING TO HELP YOU.
432
00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:24,816
I THINK YOU KNEW
I WAS GROUNDED,
433
00:16:24,851 --> 00:16:27,521
SO YOU LIED SO YOU COULD
LURE ME INTO EAST CHATSWIN
434
00:16:27,554 --> 00:16:28,794
SO YOU COULD MURDER ME
435
00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:31,091
SO YOU COULD GET PLASTIC SURGERY
SO YOU COULD ASSUME MY IDENTITY
436
00:16:31,124 --> 00:16:33,364
SO YOU COULD BE COOL.
437
00:16:33,393 --> 00:16:35,603
YAKULT ISN'T EVEN HERE.
438
00:16:35,628 --> 00:16:36,798
OH, MY GOD. THERE SHE IS.
439
00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:41,829
(jazz playing)
440
00:16:41,868 --> 00:16:52,078
(gate opens)
441
00:16:52,079 --> 00:17:02,089
(gate opens)
442
00:17:45,832 --> 00:17:55,882
(elevator bell dings)
443
00:17:55,875 --> 00:18:03,575
(elevator bell dings)
444
00:18:03,616 --> 00:18:05,786
MR. WOLFE! STOP!
445
00:18:05,818 --> 00:18:06,918
YOU DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING!
446
00:18:06,953 --> 00:18:08,263
THAT'S MY MOM'S DOG.
447
00:18:08,288 --> 00:18:10,618
NO, IT ISN'T.
THIS IS HANSON.
448
00:18:10,657 --> 00:18:11,657
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
449
00:18:11,691 --> 00:18:13,491
ALAN, THEY'RE TRYING TO TAKE
OUR DOG!
450
00:18:13,526 --> 00:18:15,226
UM...
THAT IS THE ROYCES' DOG!
451
00:18:15,262 --> 00:18:17,132
HER NAME IS YAKULT.
452
00:18:17,164 --> 00:18:18,004
SHE IS NOT HANSON.
453
00:18:18,030 --> 00:18:21,300
SHE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE
A BOY PART. LOOK.
454
00:18:21,334 --> 00:18:24,944
SHE DOESN'T HAVE A BOY PART.
455
00:18:24,971 --> 00:18:26,311
(gasping)
456
00:18:26,339 --> 00:18:27,309
OH.
HANSON!
457
00:18:27,340 --> 00:18:29,310
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY
I DIDN'T WANT TO GET A DOG.
458
00:18:29,342 --> 00:18:31,642
I GUESS
MAYBE YOU WERE RIGHT.
459
00:18:31,678 --> 00:18:33,408
NO, NO, I-I WAS WRONG.
460
00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:35,576
GOD, ALAN,
YOU'RE SO CONTRARY!
461
00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:36,545
WH-- (sighs)
462
00:18:36,583 --> 00:18:39,493
I THINK WHAT YOU AND HANSON
HAVE TAUGHT ME IS,
463
00:18:39,519 --> 00:18:41,719
YOU CAN'T NOT GET A DOG
FOREVER.
464
00:18:41,754 --> 00:18:45,764
SOONER OR LATER, SOMEONE'S GONNA
COME ALONG AND LICK YOUR HEART,
465
00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:47,732
THE WAY YOU LICKED MINE.
466
00:18:47,760 --> 00:18:50,700
SO IF YOU WANT A NEW DOG,
467
00:18:50,730 --> 00:18:52,300
I'M OPEN TO IT NOW.
468
00:18:52,332 --> 00:18:54,632
BUT YOU SAID
THAT ROOMMATES SHOULDN'T--
WE'RE NOT ROOMMATES.
469
00:18:54,667 --> 00:18:57,467
(sighs)
470
00:18:57,504 --> 00:18:59,874
WE'RE HOMOSEXUAL LOVERS,
471
00:18:59,906 --> 00:19:03,806
AND IT'S TIME I STARTED
ACTING LIKE ONE.
472
00:19:03,843 --> 00:19:05,283
CAN YOU GUYS WAIT
TILL WE LEAVE?
473
00:19:05,312 --> 00:19:06,182
WELL, PART OF THE PROBLEM WAS
474
00:19:06,213 --> 00:19:09,583
I DIDN'T SHOW MR. WOLFE
PUBLIC AFFECTION,
475
00:19:09,616 --> 00:19:10,776
SO, NO.
476
00:19:10,817 --> 00:19:11,577
MMM!
477
00:19:11,618 --> 00:19:14,618
OKAY, WE'RE GONNA GO.
478
00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:16,494
(moaning)
479
00:19:16,523 --> 00:19:18,193
(San Cisco's "Golden Revolver"
playing)
480
00:19:18,225 --> 00:19:25,525
**
481
00:19:33,940 --> 00:19:36,340
BUT THESE ARE
ALL HOMOSEXUAL BOY CLOTHES.
482
00:19:36,376 --> 00:19:39,546
YAKULT WAS LIVING AS
A GAY MALE DOG IN EAST CHATSWIN.
483
00:19:39,579 --> 00:19:41,979
I CAN'T THANK YOU ENOUGH,
TESSA.
484
00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:45,854
IT REALLY WASN'T ME.
IT WAS DALIA.
485
00:19:45,885 --> 00:19:46,945
DALIA?
486
00:19:46,986 --> 00:19:49,256
SHE'S THE ONE
WHO SPOTTED YAKULT.
487
00:19:49,289 --> 00:19:50,319
GOOD EYES.
488
00:19:50,357 --> 00:19:52,887
SHE GETS THAT FROM MY SIDE.
STEVEN HAS ASTIGMATISM.
489
00:19:52,925 --> 00:19:54,885
I'M SORRY I SWEPT, MOMMY.
490
00:19:54,927 --> 00:19:57,357
I PROMISE
I'LL NEVER SWEEP AGAIN.
491
00:19:57,397 --> 00:20:02,337
FROM NOW ON, I'LL LEAVE ALL THAT
UP TO CARMEN, OKAY?
492
00:20:02,369 --> 00:20:05,669
OKAY.
493
00:20:05,705 --> 00:20:06,765
(barks)
494
00:20:06,806 --> 00:20:08,776
OH, MY GOD!
IT'S LIKE YOU CAN'T STAND
495
00:20:08,808 --> 00:20:11,838
IF SOMEONE ELSE GET ATTENTION
FOR TWO SECONDS, YAKULT!
496
00:20:11,878 --> 00:20:15,318
WE GET IT!
IT'S YOUR BIG DAY!
497
00:20:15,348 --> 00:20:16,518
(speaks indistinctly)
498
00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:18,389
FRANK, YOU HAVE
ANY OLIVE BRANCHES?
499
00:20:18,418 --> 00:20:20,418
I THINK YOU KNOW DAMN WELL
I DON'T.
500
00:20:20,453 --> 00:20:23,493
EDEN, WAIT. I'M SORRY.
LOOK, HEAR ME OUT, PLEASE.
501
00:20:23,523 --> 00:20:25,663
GEORGE, YOU DON'T HAVE
TO EXPLAIN. I GET IT.
502
00:20:25,692 --> 00:20:27,992
YOU KNOW,
IT'S A WEIRD SITUATION,
503
00:20:28,027 --> 00:20:30,727
AND YOU FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE.
DIDN'T WORK OUT.
504
00:20:30,763 --> 00:20:33,473
WELL...
(singsongy) IT SUCKS.
505
00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:35,670
I KNOW I ACTED--
NARROW-MINDED.
506
00:20:35,702 --> 00:20:37,302
YEAH.
507
00:20:37,337 --> 00:20:39,807
I DIDN'T EXPECT THAT
FROM YOU.
508
00:20:39,839 --> 00:20:40,809
KIND OF BLOWS.
509
00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:44,410
WELL, WHICH IS IT?
DOES IT SUCK OR DOES IT BLOW?
510
00:20:44,444 --> 00:20:45,854
BOTH.
511
00:20:45,878 --> 00:20:49,748
EDEN, I'VE NEVER BEEN
IN A SITUATION LIKE THIS BEFORE.
512
00:20:49,782 --> 00:20:52,292
I DON'T... EXACTLY KNOW
HOW TO NAVIGATE IT,
513
00:20:52,319 --> 00:20:54,819
BUT I HAVE A FEELING
514
00:20:54,854 --> 00:21:00,434
I'M GONNA REGRET IT
IF I DON'T TRY.
515
00:21:00,460 --> 00:21:02,630
DO YOU HAVE ANY OTHER ALLERGIES
I SHOULD BE AWARE OF?
516
00:21:02,662 --> 00:21:05,972
LIKE, WHERE DO YOU STAND
ON STEAMED SQUASH BLOSSOMS?
517
00:21:05,998 --> 00:21:06,898
I RESERVE THE RIGHT
518
00:21:06,933 --> 00:21:09,443
TO BE ALLERGIC TO ANYTHING
THAT SOUNDS GROSS.
519
00:21:09,469 --> 00:21:13,039
OKAY.
520
00:21:13,072 --> 00:21:15,942
YOU KNOW, I'M GONNA START
SHOWING SOON.
521
00:21:15,975 --> 00:21:18,575
LET'S JUST WORRY ABOUT
SQUASH BLOSSOMS FOR NOW.
522
00:21:18,611 --> 00:21:20,811
(laughs) OKAY.
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