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(Tessa)
IN THE TIME OF THE ROMANS,
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MEN BATTLED IN ARENAS TO PROVE
THEIR STRENGTH AND VALOR.
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WINNING MEANT LIFE.
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DEFEAT...
(grunts)
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DEATH.
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NOW THEY BATTLE IN GYMNASIUMS
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FOR LETTERS ON THEIR JACKETS
AND CHEERLEADERS ON THEIR LAPS.
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(chanting)
BODY! BODY! BODY! BODY!
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(thuds)
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(man)
* I GOT THE GOLD IN MY HAND
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THE BODY CANNOT BE BEATEN!
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(cheering)
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THE BODY CANNOT BE BEAT!
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(cheering continues)
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* THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU *
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WE COULD CURE CANCER
OR WIN THE NOBEL PRIZE,
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AND NO ONE WOULD
CELEBRATE US LIKE THAT.
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BODY! BODY! BODY! BODY! BODY!
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I LOVE YOU, BODY!
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(chanting) BODY! BODY! BODY!
BODY! BODY! BODY! BODY!
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THEY NEVER CARRIED SALINGER
DOWN THE HALLWAY!
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(boy) WHOO!
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BODY! BODY! BODY!
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NO.
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I CAN'T HAVE A ROLL? A ROLL?
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YOU'LL SPOIL
RYAN'S VICTORY DINNER.
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RYAN HAS A VICTORY DINNER,
LIKE, EVERY OTHER NIGHT.
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THAT'S BECAUSE
HE'S A WINNER.
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WINNERS ARE DIFFERENT.
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THEY'RE NOT LIKE YOU...
AND ME.
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UH-HUH.
SO WHAT ARE WE HAVING?
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RYAN'S FAVORITE--
VENISON MARINARA.
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(chuckles) I SWEAR, THAT BOY
WILL EAT ANYTHING MARINARA.
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HE REALLY WILL. (laughing)
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(chanting) BODY!
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BODY! BODY! BODY! BODY!
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DID YOU GUYS WAIT
FOR ME TO EAT?
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(chuckles) YEAH.
OH, SORRY.
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THE GUYS CARRIED ME OUT
FOR BURGERS,
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SO I HAD BURGERS. (chuckles)
YEAH.
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(boys chanting) BODY!
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BODY! BODY! BODY!
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BODY! BODY!
THAT'S THE NICE THING
ABOUT DEER MEAT.
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BODY! BODY!
IT REHEATS BEAUTIFULLY.
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I WOULDN'T CALL
THIS HELPING.
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YOU SAID
YOU WERE GONNA HELP.
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I WANTED TO HELP,
BUT THAT LOOKS HEAVY
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AND SMELLS GROSS,
AND I'M A GIRL.
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REALLY? YOU'RE GONNA PLAY
THE GIRL CARD?
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SHAME ON YOU, TESSA.
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I FEEL NO SHAME.
CARRY YOUR OWN DIRT.
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(grunts) HEY, CAREFUL!
CAREFUL...
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OF MY FLOWER.
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YOU ALMOST TRAMPLED
MY FLOWER.
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YOUR FLOWER?
YEAH.
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IT'S THE FIRST THING
TO BLOSSOM IN MY GARDEN,
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AND I'M NURTURING IT.
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YOU TENDER, TENDER SOUL.
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(Fred and Sheila, chanting)
BODY! BODY! BODY!
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BODY! BODY!
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B-BODY.
(panting) BODY. BODY.
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OHH.
BODY.
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BODY.
BODY.
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BODY.
BODY.
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BODY!
BODY. OHH.
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(clears throat and coughs)
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(panting)
DOMINATE AT SCHOOL, CHAMP.
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I WILL, MOM.
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(chuckles)
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YOU HAVE AN AMAZING BODY.
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THANKS, DAD.
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(starts engine)
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(panting, speaks inaudibly)
(panting)
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(sighs)
(whispers) BYE-BYE.
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YOU KNOW, YOU COULD BE
A LITTLE LIVELIER
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WITH MY SEND-OFFS.
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OH?
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(chanting)
LAZY! LAZY! LAZY!
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LAZY! LAZY! LAZY!
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LAZY! LAZY! LAZY!
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
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(Alih Jay) * LAST NIGHT I HAD
A PLEASANT NIGHTMARE *
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* DA-DA-DA-DA,
DA, DA, DA, DA *
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I DON'T KNOW.
THEY'RE ALREADY PRETTY WHITE.
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NOT WHITE ENOUGH. I NEED
TO FRESHEN UP MY CURB APPEAL.
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I'M BACK ON THE MARKET.
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OKAY.
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UH, SO...
(clatters)
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WHAT, YOU'RE THINKING, UM...
(clicks tongue)
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PICKET FENCE WHITE?
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CRAZY FOR COTTON BALLS?
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HOW ABOUT THAT ONE?
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SUPREMACY WHITE.
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YEAH,
I WOULDN'T RECOMMEND THAT.
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VERY FEW PEOPLE WHO CAN
PULL OFF SUPREMACY WHITE.
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LET'S JUST SAY I WANT TO BE
THE WHITEST WHITE
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YOU CAN LEGALLY MAKE ME.
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I CAN'T HELP BUT FEEL LIKE
YOU'RE RUSHING INTO THIS.
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YOU'RE MAKING
A LOT OF CRAZY DECISIONS...
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(strained voice)
AND YOU'RE NOT THINKING
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ABOUT THE CONSEQUENCES.
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OH, REALLY?
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AND WHAT KIND OF CRAZY DECISIONS
MIGHT YOU BE REFERRING TO?
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MY DECISION
TO DIVORCE STEVEN?
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ABSOLUTELY NOT. (chuckles)
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(chuckles) OKAY.
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THAT'S NONE OF MY BUSINESS.
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I'M JUST SAYING THAT
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YOUR GUMS HAVE BEEN
THROUGH A LOT,
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AND THEY'RE SENSITIVE.
THEY'RE EXPOSED.
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THEY'RE SINGLE
FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YEARS,
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AND THEY'RE ACTING
A LITTLE DESPERATE.
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THANK YOU FOR FITTING ME
IN TODAY, DR. WERNER,
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BUT I AM GONNA TAKE
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MY SINGLE, DESPERATE GUMS
ELSEWHERE.
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KILL IT.
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WHOA. HELLO, SHEILA.
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(chuckles)
DIDN'T HEAR YOU COMING.
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IT'S MY NEW GARDENING CLOGS.
THEY'RE SUPER STEALTHY,
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BUT THEY DO SMELL BAD
AFTER THE RAIN.
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GOOD TO KNOW.
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DIG IT OUT BY ITS ROOTS.
IT'S WEAK.
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IT SETS A BAD PRECEDENT
FOR THE OTHERS.
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(metal clanks)
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(chuckles)
HEY, WHY DON'T WE EACH TEND
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TO OUR OWN GARDENS, OKAY?
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HAVE YOU SEEN MY ROSES
ACROSS THE STREET, GEORGE?
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THEY'RE WINNERS,
EACH ONE PERFECT, AND WHY?
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BECAUSE I DEADHEAD
THE LOSERS.
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I DON'T DO IT BECAUSE IT'S FUN,
ALTHOUGH IT IS.
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I DO IT SO I CAN MAKE
THE WHOLE GARDEN SHINE.
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WELL, I HAVE
A DIFFERENT APPROACH.
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I TEND TO THINK
ANYTHING CAN FLOWER
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WITH A LITTLE ENCOURAGEMENT.
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(laughs) SOMETIMES I WONDER
ABOUT YOU, GEORGE.
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I REALLY DO WONDER.
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OHH.
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LIKEWISE.
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HAVING GROWN UP IN THE CITY...
(grunts)
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I WAS
AT A DISTINCT DISADVANTAGE.
(grunts)
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WE DIDN'T PLAY OUTSIDE.
(grunts)
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THE PARK WAS SOMEWHERE YOU WENT
TO BUY WEED,
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AND THE TALL BUILDINGS BLOCKED
OUT ALL THE SUNLIGHT.
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IN SIXTH GRADE,
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TWO OF THE GIRLS IN MY CLASS
HAD RICKETS.
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(woman over P.A.)
TESSA ALTMAN, PLEASE REPORT
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TO MR. WOLFE'S OFFICE.
(blows whistle)
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ME?
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(pants) OH. OKAY.
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TESSA, YOU'RE FAILING.
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WHAT? THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE.
I'M SMART.
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WHAT CLASS?
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GYM CLASS.
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THAT'S NOT A CLASS.
(chuckles)
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OF COURSE IT IS A CLASS.
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IF IT WEREN'T A CLASS,
YOU WOULDN'T BE FAILING,
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WHICH I ASSURE YOU,
YOU ARE.
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SO WHAT I'M HEARING IS,
THIS ISN'T ABOUT A.P. ENGLISH.
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TESSA, THIS "F" WILL BRING
DOWN YOUR G.P.A.,
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SO YOU MIGHT WANT TO GET REAL
ABOUT YOUR FUTURE.
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SHALL WE CHAT TRADE SCHOOLS?
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(school bell rings)
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(scoffs)
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THE FACT THAT
PHYS ED CAN DROP A DEUCE
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ON MY ACADEMIC RECORD
IS PREPOSTEROUS.
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ALL THIS SCHOOL CARES ABOUT
IS SPORTS. THEY ARE OBSESSED.
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AND WHY? SPORTS DON'T MATTER
AT ALL IN THE REAL WORLD.
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ACTUALLY, IT'S
A MULTIBILLION-DOLLAR INDUSTRY.
(tray clatters)
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(amplified voice)
STUDENTS, STUDENTS.
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BY NOW MANY OF YOU HAVE NO DOUBT
HEARD ABOUT THE SCANDAL.
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HE'S SLEEPING
WITH CHEF ALAN.
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THAT IS NOT THE SCANDAL
TO WHICH I WAS REFERRING,
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BUT, YES, I AM,
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AND I LOVE HIM...
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A LOT.
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ARIEL,
OUR STUDENT BODY PRESIDENT,
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HAS STEPPED DOWN THIS MORNING
DUE TO UNEXPECTED FATNESS.
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WE'LL BE HOLDING
A SPECIAL ELECTION
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FOR A NEW CLASS PRESIDENT.
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IS DALIA RUNNING?
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MAKES SENSE.
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THE ONLY CRITERIA FOR BEING
ON THE STUDENT BODY
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SEEMS TO BE
HAVING A GOOD BODY.
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(amplified voice) HEY, YOU GUYS.
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AS YOU ALL KNOW,
KENZIE AND KAITLYN ARE MAD FIT.
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THEIR BODIES ARE TIGHT,
AND SO IS THEIR PLATFORM.
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(amplified voice) HEY, YOU GUYS.
I'M KENZIE. SHE'S KAITLYN.
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(amplified voice) HEY. YOU GUYS,
THERE'S A LOT OF FAT KIDS,
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AND SPORTS IS
WHAT MAKES THEM UNFAT.
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(imitates Dalia)
THERE ARE A LOT OF SMART KIDS
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THAT WOULD ARGUE
THAT "UNFAT" ISN'T A WORD.
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THAT'S WHY WE PROPOSE DOUBLING
THE CURRENT GYM REQUIREMENT...
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TO DOUBLE WHAT IT IS NOW.
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WHAT?
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(chuckles) THEY'RE TALKING
ABOUT CUTTING ACADEMICS
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SO WE CAN CHASE A BALL
AROUND?
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THIN TWINS FOR THE WIN!
(chuckles)
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VOTE FOR THEM, YOU GUYS.
I MEAN IT.
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OKAY. THANK YOU, LADIES.
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NOW IF ANYONE WANTS TO OPPOSE
THE THIN TWIN TICKET,
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SEE ME AND--
I OPPOSE.
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I OPPOSE EVERYTHING
THEY STAND FOR.
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WHAT ARE YOU SAYING, TESSA,
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THAT YOU WANT TO RUN
FOR STUDENT BODY PRESIDENT?
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THAT'S...
EXACTLY WHAT I'M SAYING.
(Dalia) OH, MY GOD.
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SHE CANNOT RUN
FOR STUDENT BODY PRESIDENT.
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SHE WEARS LAYERS. I MEAN,
YOU CAN'T EVEN SEE HER BODY.
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MY BODY MAY NOT HAVE BEEN
THE BODY,
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BUT IT WAS UP FOR A FIGHT,
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AND SOMETIMES,
AS RYAN SHAY WAS LEARNING,
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THE SCRAPPY ONES
WILL SURPRISE YOU.
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(crowd shouting indistinctly)
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(bones crunch)
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AAH!
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(whistle blows)
OHH.
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AAH!
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(cheering)
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(crying,
speaks indistinctly)
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OH, SHEILA.
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I CAN'T TELL YOU
HOW SHOCKED
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JILL AND I WERE
TO HEAR THE NEWS.
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JILL LIKES TO FEEL IN PRIVATE,
SO SHE'S HOME.
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ME--I'LL FEEL ANYWHERE.
(clicks tongue)
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CAN I SEE THE BODY?
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WE'RE NOT DOING THAT.
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WE WANT PEOPLE TO REMEMBER RYAN
LIKE HE WAS. (chuckles)
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(whispers) PERFECT.
MM.
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HI.
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(bell tinkles)
230
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EXCUSE ME.
231
00:08:36,049 --> 00:08:38,849
SO... YOU WENT AHEAD
AND DID IT, HUH?
232
00:08:38,919 --> 00:08:40,649
BACK-ALLEY BLEACHING.
IS THAT WHAT I'M LOOKING AT?!
233
00:08:40,721 --> 00:08:42,391
YOU BIT THE TRAYS.
YOU HIT THE STRIPS.
234
00:08:42,455 --> 00:08:45,025
YOU BETCHA,
AND I'M GLAD I DID.
235
00:08:45,092 --> 00:08:46,432
YOU MAY NOT AGREE
WITH MY DECISION,
236
00:08:46,493 --> 00:08:48,833
BUT IT'S MY DECISION,
NOT YOURS.
237
00:08:48,896 --> 00:08:50,496
OH, WHY DON'T YOU COME OUT
AND SAY IT, NOAH?
238
00:08:50,564 --> 00:08:51,674
YOU'RE ON HIS SIDE.
239
00:08:51,732 --> 00:08:53,602
WE WERE ALL AT BRUNCH
A MONTH AGO.
240
00:08:53,667 --> 00:08:55,367
THE FOUR OF US SHARED
TWO DESSERTS.
241
00:08:55,435 --> 00:08:56,835
I LIKE DOING THAT.
242
00:08:56,904 --> 00:08:58,674
YOU GET TO TASTE
A LITTLE BIT OF EACH ONE.
243
00:08:58,739 --> 00:09:01,809
WELL, STEVEN WAS TASTING
A LOT MORE THAN DESSERT.
244
00:09:01,875 --> 00:09:04,475
I LOVE YOU DEARLY, NOAH,
BUT THIS ISN'T ABOUT YOU.
245
00:09:04,544 --> 00:09:06,384
STEVEN AND I ARE OVER,
246
00:09:06,446 --> 00:09:10,146
SO UPDATE MY FILE
AND MOVE ON.
247
00:09:13,654 --> 00:09:15,264
WHAT DID SHE BRING?
248
00:09:15,322 --> 00:09:16,392
(whispers) TROUBLE.
249
00:09:16,456 --> 00:09:17,956
AND AMBROSIA!
250
00:09:21,294 --> 00:09:24,034
HEY. WHAT'S GOING ON?
251
00:09:24,097 --> 00:09:26,427
I-I ACTUALLY JUST STOPPED BY
TO BORROW YOUR RAKE.
252
00:09:26,499 --> 00:09:27,469
WHAT HAPPENED?
253
00:09:27,534 --> 00:09:30,444
IT'S RYAN, OUR FAVORITE RAKE.
254
00:09:30,503 --> 00:09:32,173
OF COURSE, I'M USING THE BRITISH
REGENCY-ERA DEFINITION--
255
00:09:32,239 --> 00:09:34,069
IT'S NOT
THE TIME TO SHOWBOAT, FRED.
256
00:09:34,141 --> 00:09:35,941
I THOUGHT RYAN JUST TORE
HIS A.C.L. OKAY.
257
00:09:36,009 --> 00:09:37,979
YOU KNOW WHAT, SHEILA?
THIS IS YOUR BIG CHANCE.
258
00:09:38,045 --> 00:09:39,545
I KNOW HOW
YOU LOVE PERFECTION,
259
00:09:39,613 --> 00:09:41,113
BUT, LOOK,
NOT EVERYTHING IN LIFE
260
00:09:41,181 --> 00:09:42,381
IS PERFECT, RIGHT?
261
00:09:42,449 --> 00:09:43,519
(sighs)
262
00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:45,553
YOU CAN'T DEADHEAD
YOUR OWN SON.
263
00:09:45,619 --> 00:09:47,019
(scoffs in high-pitched voice)
264
00:09:49,389 --> 00:09:51,929
(indistinct conversations)
265
00:09:56,196 --> 00:09:58,896
(amplified voice)
CANDIDATES, IF YOU ARE READY,
266
00:09:58,966 --> 00:10:02,236
WE WILL BEGIN THE FIRST
OF ONE OF OUR 12 DEBATES.
267
00:10:02,302 --> 00:10:03,172
12?
MM-HMM.
268
00:10:03,236 --> 00:10:05,336
FIRST QUESTION
FOR THE CANDIDATES...
269
00:10:05,405 --> 00:10:07,535
"WHY YOU SO FLY, THOUGH?"
270
00:10:07,607 --> 00:10:12,207
KENZIE, KAITLYN, YOU GUYS WILL
BE ANSWERING FIRST.
(chairs scrape floor)
271
00:10:12,279 --> 00:10:13,079
THANKS, MR. WOLFE.
272
00:10:13,146 --> 00:10:15,876
WE WROTE
A SONG FOR RYAN SHAY...
273
00:10:15,949 --> 00:10:18,489
MM.
AND WE HOPE IT WILL GET YOU UP
OUT OF YOUR CHAIR
274
00:10:18,551 --> 00:10:20,721
AND DANCING TO IT IN NO TIME.
275
00:10:22,723 --> 00:10:24,293
(clicks)
276
00:10:24,357 --> 00:10:26,387
**
277
00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:28,429
(both) * YOUR BODY
278
00:10:28,495 --> 00:10:31,155
* WAS THE BODY
279
00:10:31,231 --> 00:10:33,631
(voices breaking)
* TILL YOUR BODY
280
00:10:33,701 --> 00:10:36,201
* HIT THE FLOOR
281
00:10:36,269 --> 00:10:38,469
* NOW YOUR BODY
282
00:10:38,538 --> 00:10:41,208
* IS NO BODY
283
00:10:41,274 --> 00:10:42,984
* BUT WE KNOW
284
00:10:43,043 --> 00:10:45,583
* YOU'LL WRESTLE MORE *
285
00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:47,175
* AND MORE
286
00:10:47,247 --> 00:10:48,447
* AND MORE
287
00:10:48,515 --> 00:10:50,075
* AND MORE AND MORE
288
00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:53,620
* AND MORE AND MORE AND MORE
AND MORE AND MORE! *
289
00:10:53,687 --> 00:10:56,217
(cheering)
290
00:10:56,957 --> 00:11:00,057
WHOO! THANKS, EVERYONE.
291
00:11:00,127 --> 00:11:02,097
TESSA, REBUTTAL?
292
00:11:04,464 --> 00:11:07,334
(chair scrapes floor)
293
00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:10,100
WHAT MAKES A HERO?
294
00:11:10,170 --> 00:11:10,940
(booing)
295
00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:13,214
OH, THANK YOU
FOR THE SUPPORT.
296
00:11:13,273 --> 00:11:15,743
(clears throat)
297
00:11:15,809 --> 00:11:18,609
I KNOW YOU ALL THINK
RYAN'S A HERO,
298
00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:20,378
BUT WHAT ABOUT...
299
00:11:22,249 --> 00:11:23,849
EVAN?
300
00:11:23,917 --> 00:11:25,417
DOES ANYBODY CARE
301
00:11:25,485 --> 00:11:31,515
THAT EVAN GOT A PERFECT SCORE
ON HIS P.S.A.T.s?
302
00:11:31,591 --> 00:11:34,331
NO ONE WROTE A SONG
ABOUT THAT...
303
00:11:35,628 --> 00:11:37,158
(high-pitched voice)
EXCEPT ME.
304
00:11:37,230 --> 00:11:38,800
(under breath ) MNH.
SHE'S GOING OFF BOOK.
305
00:11:38,866 --> 00:11:44,666
(off-key) * EVAN
306
00:11:44,738 --> 00:11:46,838
* MATH AND VOCAB
307
00:11:46,907 --> 00:11:50,377
* ARE LIKE HEAVEN
308
00:11:50,443 --> 00:11:52,913
* TO EVAN
309
00:11:52,980 --> 00:11:55,750
(imitates synthesizer warbling)
310
00:11:55,816 --> 00:11:56,976
IS THERE A BRIDGE?
311
00:11:57,050 --> 00:12:00,190
THERE IS TOO MUCH EMPHASIS
ON STUPID SPORTS
312
00:12:00,253 --> 00:12:01,393
AND STUPID PEOPLE.
313
00:12:01,454 --> 00:12:05,664
RYAN'S NOT A HERO.
HE GOT HURT WHILE WRESTLING.
314
00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:08,625
WRESTLING IS DUMB.
315
00:12:08,695 --> 00:12:11,625
ACADEMICS ARE THE OPPOSITE
OF DUMB.
316
00:12:11,698 --> 00:12:14,898
IF YOU ELECT ME, I PROMISE,
I WILL NOT LET
317
00:12:14,968 --> 00:12:18,738
PHYSICAL EDUCATION ECLIPSE
ACTUAL EDUCATION.
318
00:12:18,806 --> 00:12:21,366
I PROPOSE WE MAKE GYM
AN ELECTIVE,
319
00:12:21,441 --> 00:12:23,811
AND I'M JUST ASKING
320
00:12:23,877 --> 00:12:25,707
THAT YOU THINK ABOUT IT.
321
00:12:25,779 --> 00:12:28,849
(claps)
322
00:12:28,916 --> 00:12:31,046
MORE SUGAR SNAP PEAS, HONEY?
323
00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:35,490
SORRY. ARE YOU--
ARE YOU TALKING TO ME?
324
00:12:35,555 --> 00:12:37,585
(chuckles)
OF COURSE I AM, SILLY.
325
00:12:37,657 --> 00:12:38,927
DO YOU WANT
SOME MORE SUGAR SNAP PEAS?
326
00:12:38,992 --> 00:12:39,862
I NOTICED YOU FINISHED YOURS.
327
00:12:39,927 --> 00:12:41,857
I DID FINISH MINE.
328
00:12:41,929 --> 00:12:43,729
(whispers) OKAY. (chuckles)
(chuckles)
329
00:12:43,797 --> 00:12:48,437
ANYTHING EXCITING HAPPEN
AT SCHOOL TODAY?
330
00:12:48,501 --> 00:12:53,471
UH... WELL, I'M RUNNING
TESSA'S CAMPAIGN
331
00:12:53,540 --> 00:12:54,880
FOR STUDENT BODY PRESIDENT.
332
00:12:54,942 --> 00:12:57,612
OUR LISA,
A POLITICAL MASTERMIND.
333
00:12:57,677 --> 00:12:59,307
I SMELL A VICTORY DINNER
IN THE FUTURE,
334
00:12:59,379 --> 00:13:02,249
AND IT SMELLS LIKE...
335
00:13:02,315 --> 00:13:04,515
IT SMELLS LIKE...
336
00:13:05,452 --> 00:13:06,852
TUNA AND SHELLS?
337
00:13:06,920 --> 00:13:08,390
(chuckles)
YOU GOT IT, GENIUS.
338
00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:10,215
TUNA AND SHELLS IT IS.
339
00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:13,990
LISA, WOULD YOU LIKE TO EAT
RYAN'S DESSERT TONIGHT?
340
00:13:14,061 --> 00:13:15,101
I DOUBT HE'LL WANT TO EAT
341
00:13:15,162 --> 00:13:17,432
THIS CRUMBLY MESS
UP IN HIS ROOM.
342
00:13:31,611 --> 00:13:32,511
MR. ALTMAN?
343
00:13:32,579 --> 00:13:34,249
WHOA. HEY.
344
00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:38,054
RYAN, DID YOU WHEEL
OVER HERE ALL BY YOURSELF?
345
00:13:38,118 --> 00:13:40,018
DOWN THE STAIRS
AND EVERYTHING?
346
00:13:40,087 --> 00:13:41,217
I HEARD WHAT YOU SAID
TO MY MOTHER,
347
00:13:41,288 --> 00:13:43,588
SO I KNOW THERE'S ROOM
IN YOUR HEART,
348
00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:45,226
BUT IS THERE ROOM
IN YOUR HOUSE
349
00:13:45,292 --> 00:13:47,902
FOR A DUDE IN A CHAIR
THAT ROLLS?
350
00:13:47,961 --> 00:13:50,661
AND IF SO, IS THERE
A DOWNSTAIRS BATHROOM I CAN USE?
351
00:13:50,730 --> 00:13:53,270
(mouths words)
352
00:13:57,971 --> 00:14:00,671
WRESTLING IS A SPORT.
353
00:14:00,740 --> 00:14:01,810
IT'S NOT AN IDENTITY.
354
00:14:01,875 --> 00:14:03,875
WHAT ABOUT LACROSSE?
355
00:14:03,944 --> 00:14:05,354
ALSO A SPORT.
356
00:14:05,412 --> 00:14:06,852
WHAT ABOUT SPIDER-MAN?
357
00:14:06,914 --> 00:14:08,454
RIGHT.
THAT'S A SECRET IDENTITY
358
00:14:08,515 --> 00:14:11,015
BUT UNRELATED
TO WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
359
00:14:11,084 --> 00:14:12,894
SEE, YOU NEED TO START
THINKING ABOUT...
360
00:14:12,953 --> 00:14:13,823
(clatter)
361
00:14:13,887 --> 00:14:17,217
WHAT MAKES YOU WHO YOU ARE.
362
00:14:17,290 --> 00:14:21,290
MY HAIR. MY EYES.
MY ROMAN NOSE.
ON THE INSIDE.
363
00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:24,061
MY LUNGS. MY AWESOME LIVER.
WHAT YOU BELIEVE IN.
364
00:14:24,131 --> 00:14:25,871
SANTA CLAUS. TUPAC SHAKUR.
365
00:14:25,933 --> 00:14:26,903
YOU DON'T HAVE TO ANSWER
THE QUESTIONS
366
00:14:26,967 --> 00:14:29,267
THE SECOND I ASK THEM,
OKAY?
367
00:14:33,406 --> 00:14:35,006
OKAY.
368
00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:40,108
SO SERENE.
369
00:14:40,180 --> 00:14:43,520
YEAH. AND CALM, TOO.
370
00:14:46,753 --> 00:14:48,163
HEY, LOOK AT THIS GUY.
371
00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:50,061
HE'S A TALL, STOCKY GUY,
372
00:14:50,123 --> 00:14:53,433
AND HE'S PAINTING, YOU KNOW?
PAINTING.
373
00:14:53,493 --> 00:14:54,593
HE'S A PAINTER.
374
00:14:54,661 --> 00:14:57,161
FORMER FIREFIGHTER, ACTUALLY.
375
00:14:57,230 --> 00:15:00,400
USED TO THINK IT WAS THE ONLY
REASON I WAS ON PLANET EARTH,
376
00:15:00,467 --> 00:15:02,567
BUT THEN THE FLOOR COLLAPSED
RIGHT UNDERNEATH ME,
377
00:15:02,635 --> 00:15:04,335
AND I FELL TWO STORIES.
378
00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:06,074
I CRACKED MY BACK UP
PRETTY GOOD.
379
00:15:06,139 --> 00:15:08,139
YOU MEAN PRETTY BAD.
380
00:15:08,208 --> 00:15:11,678
I CRACKED IT... PRETTY BAD.
IT HURT PRETTY GOOD.
381
00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:14,184
YOU MEAN
IT HURT PRETTY BAD.
382
00:15:14,247 --> 00:15:15,447
IS THAT FROM THE INJURY?
383
00:15:15,515 --> 00:15:17,345
RYAN, I'M JUST GLAD
THIS MAN DISCOVERED
384
00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:20,987
AFTER HIS LIFE-CHANGING
ACCIDENT,
385
00:15:21,054 --> 00:15:23,824
THAT HE HAD
ANOTHER AMAZING GIFT.
386
00:15:23,890 --> 00:15:25,590
HE COULD START FIRES
WITH HIS MIND?
387
00:15:25,658 --> 00:15:28,358
WHAT? NO. THE PAINTING.
I'M TALKING ABOUT THE PAINTING.
388
00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:29,428
OH!
389
00:15:29,496 --> 00:15:30,956
IT'S JUST,
YOU SAID "AMAZING GIFT,"
390
00:15:31,031 --> 00:15:34,031
SO I WAS THINKING
MORE ALONG THOSE LINES.
391
00:15:34,101 --> 00:15:36,141
TESSA, I BEG YOU.
PLEASE LET ME DO MY JOB.
392
00:15:36,203 --> 00:15:37,943
I'M DOING
DAMAGE CONTROL HERE.
393
00:15:38,005 --> 00:15:40,335
POLLS SHOW THAT PEOPLE
THINK YOU'RE A RACIST.
394
00:15:40,407 --> 00:15:42,477
RACIST? THAT'S CRAZY.
AGAINST JOCKS.
395
00:15:42,542 --> 00:15:43,542
THAT'S NOT A RACE!
396
00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:45,380
TESSA, FRANKLY,
THAT'S THE KIND OF TALK
397
00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:46,775
THAT GOT US HERE
IN THE FIRST PLACE.
398
00:15:46,846 --> 00:15:48,016
IF YOU LOWER YOUR VOICE,
399
00:15:48,081 --> 00:15:50,821
I'M TRYING TO SPIN THIS
INTO AN ASSET.
400
00:15:50,883 --> 00:15:52,823
YOU KNOW WHAT, LISA?
401
00:15:52,885 --> 00:15:54,345
I-I'M NOT SURE
THIS IS WORTH IT.
402
00:15:54,421 --> 00:15:56,091
THIS IS A FIGHT THAT
I DON'T THINK WE'RE GONNA WIN.
403
00:15:56,156 --> 00:15:57,156
NO, YOU LISTEN TO ME.
404
00:15:57,224 --> 00:15:58,264
OW!
405
00:15:58,325 --> 00:15:59,955
I AM THIS CLOSE TO
MY VERY OWN VICTORY DINNER,
406
00:16:00,027 --> 00:16:02,857
AND I'LL BE HOT-DAMNED IF YOU'RE
GONNA TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME.
407
00:16:02,929 --> 00:16:04,399
THIS IS MY MOMENT.
408
00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:06,704
THIS IS
MY TUNA AND MY SHELLS.
409
00:16:06,766 --> 00:16:10,066
DAD'S FLOWER WASN'T
THE ONLY THING BLOSSOMING.
410
00:16:10,137 --> 00:16:13,307
HIS FRIENDSHIP WITH RYAN SHAY
HAD ALSO TAKEN ROOT.
411
00:16:13,373 --> 00:16:16,213
(strumming guitar)
* IN THE DESERT
412
00:16:16,276 --> 00:16:18,006
* YOU CAN'T REMEMBER
YOUR NAME *
413
00:16:18,078 --> 00:16:22,578
* 'CAUSE THEY'RE AIN'T NO ONE
FOR TO CAUSE YOU NO PAIN *
414
00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:25,689
* LA, LA, LA-LA-LA-LA
415
00:16:25,752 --> 00:16:29,292
* LA-LA-LA, LA, LA
416
00:16:29,356 --> 00:16:32,486
THAT'S GREAT STUFF,
MR. ALTMAN.
417
00:16:32,559 --> 00:16:33,889
THANKS. I ACTUALLY--
418
00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:36,900
I HAD A BAND IN COLLEGE--
ALT. MAN.
419
00:16:36,963 --> 00:16:38,733
LIKE ALTMAN, GET IT?
420
00:16:38,798 --> 00:16:40,768
NO, BUT I TRUST YOU.
421
00:16:41,801 --> 00:16:42,841
WERE YOU FAMOUS?
422
00:16:42,902 --> 00:16:44,102
AH, IT WASN'T ABOUT
THE FAME.
423
00:16:44,171 --> 00:16:46,671
SO YOU WEREN'T?
NO.
424
00:16:46,739 --> 00:16:47,869
WE PLAYED COVERS, MOSTLY.
425
00:16:47,940 --> 00:16:49,240
I ALWAYS WANTED
TO DO OUR OWN STUFF.
426
00:16:49,309 --> 00:16:53,149
I TRIED TO WRITE A FEW SONGS,
BUT... YOU KNOW,
427
00:16:53,213 --> 00:16:55,723
LIFE GOT IN THE WAY.
YEAH.
428
00:16:55,782 --> 00:16:59,692
THANKS FOR SPENDING ALL
THIS TIME WITH ME, MR. ALT. MAN.
429
00:16:59,752 --> 00:17:01,922
I JUST GOT IT.
430
00:17:01,988 --> 00:17:04,358
GOOD ONE.
431
00:17:04,424 --> 00:17:06,594
I THINK I KNOW WHAT
YOU'VE BEEN TRYING TO DO,
432
00:17:06,659 --> 00:17:08,029
AND IT WORKED.
433
00:17:08,095 --> 00:17:09,995
IT DID?
YEAH.
434
00:17:10,063 --> 00:17:11,463
IF I DON'T TOUGHEN UP,
435
00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:13,401
I'M GONNA TURN INTO SOME
SOFT LOSER SITTING AROUND
436
00:17:13,466 --> 00:17:16,066
SINGING DEPRESSING SONGS
ABOUT A HORSE WITH NO MANE.
437
00:17:16,136 --> 00:17:17,266
YEAH, THAT'S NOT WHAT
THAT SONG WAS--
438
00:17:17,337 --> 00:17:19,437
SO I'M GONNA PLAY
THROUGH THE PAIN.
439
00:17:19,506 --> 00:17:22,676
EVEN IF IT KILLS ME,
AT LEAST I'LL DIE A MAN.
440
00:17:22,742 --> 00:17:24,112
CAN'T LICK MY WOUNDS.
441
00:17:24,177 --> 00:17:25,377
I HAVE TO KICK 'EM, RIGHT?
442
00:17:25,445 --> 00:17:27,645
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
KICK 'EM!
443
00:17:27,714 --> 00:17:29,784
KICK 'EM!
RYAN...
444
00:17:29,849 --> 00:17:31,719
I CAN DO IT.
445
00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:37,422
AAH!
446
00:17:37,490 --> 00:17:39,390
OH, NO! AAH!
447
00:17:39,459 --> 00:17:40,889
OW!
448
00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:42,630
WHOA.
449
00:17:42,695 --> 00:17:45,125
AAH! AAH!
450
00:17:45,198 --> 00:17:48,438
YOU'RE WALKING.
451
00:17:48,501 --> 00:17:50,701
I DID IT.
452
00:17:50,770 --> 00:17:52,210
(snap)
453
00:17:54,774 --> 00:17:56,514
YES, YOU DID.
454
00:17:58,678 --> 00:18:01,648
* NEVER GOT YOU,
SO YOU'D SAY *
455
00:18:01,714 --> 00:18:06,694
* BUT I TRIED ALL THAT
REALLY WARM MONTH OF MAY *
456
00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:12,158
* GIRL
457
00:18:12,225 --> 00:18:12,985
(switches click)
458
00:18:13,059 --> 00:18:14,529
WHATCHA DOIN'?
459
00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:17,534
HEY. NOTHING. JUST NOODLING
WITH THE SONG I STARTED WRITING
460
00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:19,267
A HUNDRED YEARS AGO
AND NEVER FINISHED.
461
00:18:19,332 --> 00:18:22,142
WAIT A MINUTE.
DID THE ALT. MAN RETURN?
462
00:18:22,202 --> 00:18:24,472
(laughs) AH, YOU KNOW,
I JUST--
463
00:18:24,537 --> 00:18:27,207
I THOUGHT THAT MAYBE
HE SHOULD, YOU KNOW...
464
00:18:27,274 --> 00:18:30,444
* PLAY THROUGH THE PAIN
465
00:18:30,510 --> 00:18:31,540
SOUNDS GOOD.
466
00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:34,411
THANKS.
HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
467
00:18:34,481 --> 00:18:35,351
I'M NOT FIT TO SERVE.
468
00:18:35,415 --> 00:18:36,645
WHAT? YOU'RE GIVING UP?
469
00:18:36,716 --> 00:18:38,916
THEY CAME OUT
WITH THIS WHOLE SLANDER THING,
470
00:18:38,985 --> 00:18:42,215
SAYING I'M RACIST
AGAINST JOCKS.
471
00:18:42,289 --> 00:18:44,019
SO STUPID.
I CAN'T BE BOTHERED.
472
00:18:44,090 --> 00:18:45,330
I'M NEVER GONNA
CHANGE THESE PEOPLE.
473
00:18:45,392 --> 00:18:46,862
YOU KNOW,
WHEN YOU WERE LITTLE,
474
00:18:46,926 --> 00:18:48,796
I MAY NOT HAVE IMPRESSED THIS
UPON YOU ENOUGH, BUT I THINK
475
00:18:48,861 --> 00:18:51,801
IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT
TO FIGHT FOR WHAT YOU WANT.
476
00:18:51,864 --> 00:18:54,334
DON'T TAKE THE EASY ROAD.
477
00:18:54,401 --> 00:18:56,301
ARE YOU GONNA SING AGAIN?
NO.
478
00:18:56,369 --> 00:18:57,499
IT FEELS LIKE YOU ARE.
479
00:18:57,570 --> 00:19:01,410
* DON'T TAKE THE EASY ROAD *
480
00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:05,044
* EVEN IF YOU'VE GOT
A HEAVY LOAD *
481
00:19:05,111 --> 00:19:07,251
I'M JUST RIFFING, BUT I THINK
I GOT SOMETHING HERE.
482
00:19:07,314 --> 00:19:08,354
I'M ALMOST CONSIDERING DOING
483
00:19:08,415 --> 00:19:09,815
THREE OR FOUR
"YEAH, YEAH, YEAHS."
484
00:19:09,882 --> 00:19:11,952
THOSE ARE OPTIONAL. I'M NOT
MARRIED TO THE "YEAHS."
485
00:19:12,018 --> 00:19:13,818
I WAS THINKING SOMETHING
LIKE...
486
00:19:13,886 --> 00:19:16,716
AS GEORGE FIGURED OUT
HIS "YEAH, YEAH, YEAHS,"
487
00:19:16,789 --> 00:19:19,459
I REALIZED THAT MAYBE I HAD
BEEN TAKING THE EASY ROAD,
488
00:19:19,526 --> 00:19:23,496
NOT BY QUITTING THE ELECTION,
BUT BY RUNNING AT ALL.
489
00:19:23,563 --> 00:19:26,973
SORRY, LISA. IT'S OVER.
490
00:19:27,033 --> 00:19:28,173
IS IT ABOUT
THE POLL NUMBERS?
491
00:19:28,235 --> 00:19:29,465
BECAUSE I'M SAID
I'M NOT WORRIED.
492
00:19:29,536 --> 00:19:32,936
THE ONLY REASON I EVEN RAN
FOR STUDENT COUNCIL
493
00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:35,935
WAS TO AVOID
SPIKING A VOLLEYBALL.
494
00:19:41,113 --> 00:19:43,023
WHAT ABOUT
MY VICTORY DINNER?
495
00:19:43,082 --> 00:19:44,582
ACTUALLY...
496
00:19:44,651 --> 00:19:46,291
I MADE A DEAL WITH THE TWINS.
(chuckles)
497
00:19:46,353 --> 00:19:48,293
I AGREED TO WITHDRAW
MY NAME FROM THE BALLOT
498
00:19:48,355 --> 00:19:49,915
AND SUPPORT THEIR TICKET...
499
00:19:49,989 --> 00:19:53,629
IN EXCHANGE FOR US LETTING YOU
BE OUR NEW CAMPAIGN MANAGER.
500
00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:55,403
DALIA GOT BORED.
501
00:19:57,497 --> 00:20:01,167
CAN YOU TASTE
THAT TUNA SHELLS?
502
00:20:01,234 --> 00:20:04,144
(shouting indistinctly)
503
00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:04,873
HEY.
504
00:20:04,937 --> 00:20:06,067
HEY.
505
00:20:06,138 --> 00:20:07,168
IF YOU SHOW ME
HOW TO SPIKE A VOLLEYBALL,
506
00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:08,740
I'LL DO
YOUR SCIENCE HOMEWORK.
507
00:20:08,808 --> 00:20:11,238
I DON'T NEED YOU TO DO
MY SCIENCE HOMEWORK, WEAKLING.
508
00:20:11,311 --> 00:20:13,311
MY GRADES ARE PERFECT.
509
00:20:14,281 --> 00:20:16,121
THEY ARE?
(girl) HEADS UP!
510
00:20:16,182 --> 00:20:18,322
I SAID HEADS UP!
511
00:20:19,619 --> 00:20:22,919
MAYBE YOU CAN
CHANGE YOURSELF...
512
00:20:22,989 --> 00:20:25,989
BUT NOT ON THE FIRST TRY.
513
00:20:28,461 --> 00:20:29,761
NOT TILL HE'S HOME.
514
00:20:29,829 --> 00:20:34,729
(boys chanting)
BODY! BODY! BODY! BODY! BODY!
515
00:20:34,801 --> 00:20:35,901
(chants) BODY!
516
00:20:35,968 --> 00:20:38,138
I'M BACK. THE KING IS BACK!
517
00:20:38,204 --> 00:20:39,474
(laughs) WAY TO GO, SON.
518
00:20:39,539 --> 00:20:41,739
ATTABOY! (laughs)
THANKS, GUYS.
519
00:20:41,808 --> 00:20:44,878
FEELS A LOT BETTER BEING CARRIED
WHEN YOU KNOW YOU CAN WALK.
520
00:20:47,614 --> 00:20:51,824
GREAT. WHAT ARE WE HAVING
FOR DINNER, POSSUM MARINARA?
521
00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:58,530
TUNA AND SHELLS. I REQUESTED IT
'CAUSE I KNOW IT'S YOUR FAVE.
522
00:20:58,591 --> 00:20:59,261
BUT--
523
00:20:59,326 --> 00:21:01,656
BEING USELESS AND UNPOPULAR
524
00:21:01,728 --> 00:21:03,458
AND STUCK
IN THAT GOD-AWFUL WHEELCHAIR
525
00:21:03,530 --> 00:21:07,000
MADE ME REALIZE WHAT YOU GO
THROUGH EVERY DAY OF YOUR LIFE.
526
00:21:07,066 --> 00:21:08,366
I'M NOT IN A WHEELCHAIR.
527
00:21:08,435 --> 00:21:11,195
LISA, TAKE THE COMPLIMENT.
528
00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:13,370
IT DIDN'T SOUND LIKE
A COMPLIMENT.
529
00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:17,480
UNBELIEVABLE. DO YOU OR DO YOU
NOT WANT TUNA AND SHELLS?
530
00:21:21,548 --> 00:21:23,118
I DO.
531
00:21:23,182 --> 00:21:24,652
(laughs)
532
00:21:24,717 --> 00:21:25,387
(grunts)
533
00:21:25,452 --> 00:21:26,822
I KNEW SHE DID.
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