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(sleigh bells jingling)
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**
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(woman) * SANTA
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(Tessa)
THERE'S SOMETHING SO PHONY
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ABOUT CHRISTMAS IN CHATSWIN--
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EVERYTHING PLASTIC
AND PROFESSIONALLY DECORATED.
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THERE WAS ALSO SOMETHING PHONY
ABOUT DAD.
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AFTER DISCOVERING HE HAD
A SECRET LIFE IN MANHATTAN,
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I HAD NO OTHER CHOICE BUT TO
GIVE HIM THE ICE TREATMENT.
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DID WE GET THE BEST TREE
AT THE FARM OR WHAT?
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FRASER FIR.
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(sniffs) YOU SMELL? YOU SMELL
HOW FRESH THOSE NEEDLES ARE?
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WHY DID WE EVEN BOTHER
WITH A TREE?
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AREN'T YOU GONNA SPEND
CHRISTMAS IN NEW YORK WITH ZOE?
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NOW I HAD ADMINISTERED
THE ICE TREATMENT,
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BUT NEVER SUCCESSFULLY
UNTIL TONIGHT.
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You're dumping me?
Like, now?
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NOT--NOT DUMPING, NO.
NOT AT ALL. NO.
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BUT... YES, NOW.
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(voice breaking) Whenever
I start to feel something...
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Whenever I start to feel...
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OH, O-OKAY.
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SHH. IT'S OKAY. DON'T CRY.
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I need a tissue or...
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(blows nose loudly)
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OKAY, LOOK, IT'S NOT YOU.
IT'S--
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Are you kidding me?
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I swear to God, if you say,
"it's not you, it's me--"
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I WAS GOING TO SAY
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IT IS NOT YOU. IT'S...
IT'S TESSA, MY DAUGHTER.
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YOU KNOW, I-I UPROOTED HER
FROM NEW YORK
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AND EVERYTHING SHE KNOWS.
Yeah? So?
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SO IT'S A TOTAL DOUBLE STANDARD
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IF I DATE A COOL CITY GIRL
LIKE YOU
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WHEN I'VE CONFINED TESSA
TO THE SUBURBS.
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But I'm crazy about you,
George.
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A-AND I YOU,
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BUT IF I CONTINUE SEEING YOU,
I WILL FEEL LIKE A BAD DAD.
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(sobbing loudly)
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TAKE CARE, THOUGH.
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(crying)
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(blows nose loudly)
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DAD, YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO BREAK UP
WITH HER BECAUSE OF ME.
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T-T--OH, TESSA.
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EAVESDROPPING, WERE WE?
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WAS IT THE ICE TREATMENT?
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YES, IN FACT, IT WAS.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
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MAYBE NEXT TIME,
YOU WILL THINK TWICE
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BEFORE YOU ICE SOMEONE.
(bottle cap fizzes)
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BUT YOU REALLY LIKED ZOE.
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YES, I DID.
(bottle cap clatters)
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BUT SOMETIMES PARENTS SACRIFICE
THINGS THAT THEY LIKE
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FOR THEIR CHILDREN.
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IF YOU WILL EXCUSE ME,
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I'M GOING TO DRINK THIS
IN MY ROOM.
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DID HE DRINK IT
IN HIS ROOM?
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I THINK HE DID.
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WOW, THAT IS EVERYTHING
YOU WANT IN A CHRISTMAS STORY,
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EXCEPT A HAPPY ENDING.
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(sighs)
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MAYBE I CAN MAKE IT UP
TO HIM.
YOU SHOULD.
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I JUST NEED TO GET HIM
THE BEST CHRISTMAS GIFT
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ANY DAUGHTER'S EVER GIVEN
THEIR FATHER.
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HOW ABOUT
AN EYEGLASS REPAIR KIT?
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DOESN'T EXACTLY SAY
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"SORRY YOU GAVE UP LOVE
FOR ME."
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NO, BUT THEY USUALLY COME WITH
A BOTTLE OF CLEANING SOLUTION
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AND A LINT-FREE SHAMMY,
SO...
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THERE'S NOT ONE GOOD THING
ON THE WHOLE ENTIRE INTERNET.
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WHAT ARE YOU GETTING
YOUR DAD?
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NOTHING. WE MAKE OUR GIFTS.
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THAT SOUNDS COOL.
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IT'S NOT.
I WANT CLOTHES.
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(Alih Jay) * LAST NIGHT I HAD
A PLEASANT NIGHTMARE *
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* DA-DA-DA-DA,
DA, DA, DA, DA *
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(woman) THE HOT HEAT
OF THE OVEN HITS THE BOTTOM...
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(Tessa) I FELT TERRIBLE ABOUT
DAD'S BREAKUP WITH ZOE,
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AND I WAS DETERMINED
TO MAKE IT UP TO HIM.
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I MADE YOU A SANDWICH.
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WHAT KIND OF SANDWICH?
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TUNA.
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TUNA REMINDS ME OF ZOE.
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GEORGE MAY HAVE BEEN
MILKING IT, BUT HE WAS
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EXHIBITING THE TWO CLASSIC
SIGNS OF DEPRESSION...
OW.
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WELL... I SHOULD GET TO CLASS.
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WATCHING THE COOKING CHANNEL
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AND TAKING AN ADULT ED CLASS
IN WREATH MAKING.
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(woman) WONDERFUL JOB.
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LOVELY.
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HEY, WHAT'S THE DEAL
WITH THE ART TEACHER--AIMEE?
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
"WHAT'S THE DEAL?"
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THERE IS NO DEAL.
SHE TEACHES ART.
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IS SHE SINGLE? SHH!
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OH, MY. WHAT CAN I SAY?
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THEY'RE BOTH SO FULL
OF BEAUTY.
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TRUE, BUT ISN'T ONE FILLED
WITH--I DON'T KNOW--
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A THOUSAND TIMES MORE BEAUTY
THAN THE OTHER?
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NO, NOT TO ME.
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THAT'S LIKE ASKING WHAT'S MORE
MAGICAL--FLOWERS OR RAINBOWS?
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RAINBOWS.
IS THERE ANY QUESTION?
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AIMEE?
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UM... WHEN YOU HAVE A MINUTE.
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AIMEE TO THE RESCUE.
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YEAH. (laughs)
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
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AFTER DATING SO MANY
CRAZY, CYNICAL MANHATTAN WOMEN,
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I REALLY FIND AIMEE
REFRESHING.
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GINGER ALE IS REFRESHING.
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YOU KNOW, I LIKE HER POSITIVITY
AND HER--AND HER SWEETNESS.
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YOU KNOW, SHE'S SWEET,
AND SHE'S CRAFTY.
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SHE MAKES THINGS.
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I'M GONNA ASK HER OUT.
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SLOW DOWN, WHITE TIGER.
YEAH.
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AIMEE JUST WENT THROUGH
A NASTY BREAKUP
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WITH THE SHOP TEACHER.
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SHE'S A LITTLE GUN-SHY, OKAY?
A LITTLE VULNERABLE.
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HUH.
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SO DON'T BLOW IT
BY COMING ON TOO... NEW YORK.
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PUSHY.
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YOU'RE KIND OF PUSHY.
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BUT I WOULDN'T BE
IF I WERE TRYING TO DATE YOU.
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OH, WHAT A SHAME, AIMEE.
HONESTLY?
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I CAN'T IMAGINE YOU NOT
HAVING A CHRISTMAS TREE.
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I KNOW.
IT'S MY ROOMMATES, THOUGH.
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THEY'RE, UM,
JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES.
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THEY'RE REALLY NICE
BUT A LITTLE CLIQUE-Y.
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ANYWAY, I... I SURE WILL
MISS THE SMELL OF PINE.
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I HAVE THE SMELL OF PINE.
WHAT'S THAT?
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UH, I WAS--
I WAS JUST SAYING
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THAT I HAVE
A GREAT, BIG, GIANT TREE...
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THAT SMELLS LIKE PINE.
OH.
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(clears throat)
THAT I CUT DOWN MYSELF.
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WOW.
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THAT WASN'T SARCASTIC.
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SARCASTIC? OH, GOSH, NO.
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YOU--YOU DIDN'T MEAN
"GOSH, NO" IRONICALLY?
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NO! GOSH.
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I'M JUST CHECKING.
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SO WHAT DO YOU SAY,
YOU WANNA--
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YOU WANNA SWING BY MY HOUSE,
HELP ME TRIM THE TREE?
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THERE'S A--
AN OPEN HOUSE KIND OF THING.
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LOT OF PEOPLE, NO PRESSURE.
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JUST A... COOL...
HANG KINDA... SITCH.
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WHEN YOU PUT IT LIKE THAT,
IT SOUNDS LIKE A BLAST.
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AND THAT WAS SINCERE.
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SINCERELY,
I WOULD LOVE TO COME.
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GREAT.
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WHAT TIME SHOULD WE BE THERE?
WHAT?
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I'LL BRING MY PA JUN.
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(chuckles)
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FRANKINCENSE, MYRRH,
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SOAP-ON-A-ROPE?
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NONE OF THESE GIFTS
WERE GONNA CUT IT.
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THIS YEAR, THE ONLY THING
I COULD GIVE GEORGE
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WAS THE ONE THING
I HAD TAKEN AWAY...
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ZOE.
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IT WASN'T YOU. IT WAS ME.
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I got blindsided,
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like Sandra Bullock
in that movie, "The Proposal."
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I don't know if I can put
myself out there again.
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OH, COME ON.
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YOU LOOK LIKE THE KIND OF WOMAN
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WHO PUTS HERSELF
OUT THERE A LOT.
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I do, yeah. (giggles)
I have a big heart.
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AND THIS TIME, I PROMISE
I WON'T BE AN OBSTACLE TO LOVE.
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PLEASE COME
TO THE TREE-TRIMMING?
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Oh, Mother Mary, kid.
I don't know.
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GEORGE MISSES YOU.
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HE'S NOT HIMSELF. (scoffs)
I'VE NEVER SEEN HIM LIKE THIS.
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Yeah?
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Well... the sex was rockin',
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and I do get super horny
around Christmas. (laughs)
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Okay! I'm in.
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YOU ARE GONNA BE THE BEST GIFT
I EVER GOT HIM.
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So what's the best way
to get there?
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Should I MapQuest it?
Or Google Maps?
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SHE WOULD FIGURE IT OUT.
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HONEY, TERRIFIC NEWS.
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LOOKS LIKE ALL THOSE LEG PRESSES
ARE FINALLY STARTING TO PAY OFF.
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WELL, HOW COULD THEY NOT?
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I'LL BET YOU MY THIGHS MINIMUM--
MINIMUM,
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ARE AN INCH BIGGER
THAN LAST CHRISTMAS.
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NO WAY I'M TAKING THAT BET.
THAT'S A SMART LADY.
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(laughs)
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GEORGE.
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AHH.
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HEY.
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OH! GEORGE!
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I WAS JUST THINKING
ABOUT YOU.
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STEVEN LET ME IN.
I DON'T THINK HE LIKES ME.
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OH! DON'T BE SILLY.
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(chuckles) WELL,
I WANTED TO INVITE YOU
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TO A TREE-TRIMMING TONIGHT.
I KNOW IT'S LAST MINUTE,
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BUT MAYBE--
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OH, I WOULD ABSOLUTELY LOVE
TO BE THERE.
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ABSOLUTELY. IT'S ONLY...
SHOOT.
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I'M HEADED OFF TO GO SKIING
IN ASPEN.
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OH.
IT'S A ROYCE FAMILY TRADITION.
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STEVEN LOVES THE WAY HE LOOKS
IN HIS SKI PANTS.
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THAT'S TOO BAD.
YOU'LL BE MISSED.
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ANYWAY, I GUESS I'LL SEE YOU
WHEN YOU GET BACK.
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UNTIL THEN, HERE YOU GO.
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(chuckles)
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FOR ME? FROM YOU?
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JUST A LITTLE SOMETHING
FOR UNDER YOUR TREE.
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I HOPE YOU LIKE IT.
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OH, GEORGE.
I'M GONNA LOVE.
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'TWAS THE NIGHT
BEFORE CHRISTMAS,
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AND I HAD...
(singsongy) NAILED IT.
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(normal voice)
I HAD GOTTEN DAD A PRESENT
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TOO BIG TO FIT UNDER THE TREE.
IN A MATTER OF MINUTES,
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ZOE WAS GONNA WALK
ACROSS OUR THRESHOLD TO SEE...
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(speaking indistinctly)
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GEORGE ALL OVER MS. AINSLEY,
THE ART TEACHER?!
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...TERRIFYING.
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(doorbell rings)
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YOU CAN'T TAKE MY COAT
'CAUSE I'M NOT WEARING ONE.
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MOTHER TOLD ME TO,
BUT I REFUSED,
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SINCE YOU LIVE RIGHT ACROSS
THE STREET.
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IT'S COLD. I RAN PARTWAY.
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(lowered voice) ZOE'S GONNA
BE HERE ANY SECOND,
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AND GEORGE IS ALL OVER
MS. AINSLEY.
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MS. AINSLEY? WHY?
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HE'S REBOUNDING... HARD.
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I'VE BEEN THERE, SISTER.
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OKAY, SO HERE'S THE PLAN.
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I NEED YOU TO WAIT
OUTSIDE FOR ZOE
229
00:08:51,665 --> 00:08:53,225
AND DELIGHT HER
WHILE I GET RID OF MS. AINSLEY.
230
00:08:53,266 --> 00:08:54,636
THAT'S THE PLAN?
YEAH.
231
00:08:54,668 --> 00:08:57,808
LET'S TRY IT.
232
00:08:57,838 --> 00:09:02,238
I DON'T HAVE A COAT.
233
00:09:02,275 --> 00:09:03,335
(indistinct conversations)
234
00:09:03,376 --> 00:09:04,406
OH, HI.
235
00:09:04,444 --> 00:09:07,384
HAVE YOU TRIED THE PA JUN?
I DON'T KNOW WHO MADE IT,
236
00:09:07,414 --> 00:09:15,094
BUT SOMEONE KNOWS THEIR WAY
AROUND A KOREAN PANCAKE.
237
00:09:15,122 --> 00:09:18,232
GEORGE! I WOULDN'T INTERRUPT
UNLESS THIS WAS SUPER IMPORTANT,
238
00:09:18,258 --> 00:09:19,328
BUT WE ARE OUT OF EGGNOG.
239
00:09:19,359 --> 00:09:22,629
WHAT? I... (sighs) I JUST MADE
A BATCH TEN MINUTES AGO.
240
00:09:22,663 --> 00:09:23,933
I DON'T KNOW THE SPECIFICS.
241
00:09:23,964 --> 00:09:27,034
I JUST KNOW PEOPLE
ARE IN NEED OF NOG.
242
00:09:27,067 --> 00:09:31,837
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
243
00:09:31,872 --> 00:09:35,782
YOU KNOW, YOUR DAD IS
THE NICEST PARENT AT SCHOOL.
244
00:09:35,809 --> 00:09:36,839
(whispers)
AND THE CUTEST.
245
00:09:36,877 --> 00:09:40,607
REALLY? UH... 'CAUSE AT HOME,
HE'S A BIT OF A SLOB.
246
00:09:40,648 --> 00:09:41,718
YOU SHOULD SEE HIS BATHROOM.
247
00:09:41,749 --> 00:09:45,689
SOME MORNINGS, IT'S LIKE...
CRIME SCENE.
248
00:09:45,719 --> 00:09:47,119
WHOA!
249
00:09:47,154 --> 00:09:49,824
THAT SNOW IS REALLY
COMING DOWN.
250
00:09:49,857 --> 00:09:51,827
IF I WERE YOU,
I WOULD LEAVE RIGHT NOW,
251
00:09:51,859 --> 00:09:53,759
OR ELSE...
252
00:09:53,794 --> 00:09:56,264
YOU MIGHT GET STRANDED
IN A SNOWBANK...
253
00:09:56,296 --> 00:10:04,196
AND DIE.
254
00:10:04,237 --> 00:10:05,267
HEY, HEY!
255
00:10:05,305 --> 00:10:06,705
HEY, BUDDY.
256
00:10:06,740 --> 00:10:07,780
ANY HITS ON THE MISTLETOE?
257
00:10:07,808 --> 00:10:08,678
HUH?
258
00:10:08,709 --> 00:10:09,839
(laughs)
259
00:10:09,877 --> 00:10:11,807
GREAT BASH, GEORGIE.
YEAH, YEAH.
260
00:10:11,845 --> 00:10:13,705
DIDN'T REALIZE YOU KNEW
SO MANY ASIANS.
261
00:10:13,747 --> 00:10:14,847
NI HAO!
262
00:10:14,882 --> 00:10:15,882
(laughs)
263
00:10:15,916 --> 00:10:17,316
IT'S LIKE "THE JOY LUCK CLUB"
IN HERE.
264
00:10:17,350 --> 00:10:19,050
YEAH, I HAD A HARD TIME
SCARING UP GUESTS.
265
00:10:19,086 --> 00:10:20,786
MOST OF THEM ARE FROM
THIS DIM SUM RESTAURANT
266
00:10:20,821 --> 00:10:21,861
I DESIGNED A PATIO FOR.
267
00:10:21,889 --> 00:10:23,689
DO YOURSELF A FAVOR, THOUGH.
268
00:10:23,724 --> 00:10:26,194
TRY THE JUICY BUNS.
269
00:10:26,226 --> 00:10:28,096
(mouth full)
MMM! HELL, YEAH!
270
00:10:28,128 --> 00:10:32,028
RIGHT? OUT OF THIS WORLD,
MRS. YEE.
271
00:10:32,065 --> 00:10:32,325
(chuckles)
272
00:10:32,365 --> 00:10:33,125
OH, HEY!
273
00:10:33,166 --> 00:10:34,166
HOW'S IT GOING
WITH THE ART TEACHER?
274
00:10:34,201 --> 00:10:37,741
OH, REALLY GREAT. SHE'S SO
UNCOMPLICATED, YOU KNOW?
275
00:10:37,771 --> 00:10:40,771
IN A GOOD WAY. I THINK I FINALLY
BROKE THE CRAZY WOMAN CURSE.
276
00:10:40,808 --> 00:10:41,778
I'M SICK.
277
00:10:41,809 --> 00:10:43,209
WHAT?
DID YOU HAVE ANY OF THESE?
278
00:10:43,243 --> 00:10:44,713
I THINK YOU SHOULD
SEND EVERYONE HOME
279
00:10:44,745 --> 00:10:45,975
OR AT LEAST ANYONE
THAT LOOKS LIKE
280
00:10:46,013 --> 00:10:48,383
THEY HAVE A WEAK IMMUNE SYSTEM.
281
00:10:48,415 --> 00:10:48,745
**
282
00:10:48,782 --> 00:10:50,422
LIKE AIMEE?
283
00:10:50,450 --> 00:10:53,290
OKAY, WHAT'S GOING ON, TESS?
IS THAT WHAT THIS IS ABOUT?
284
00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:54,220
AIMEE?
285
00:10:54,254 --> 00:10:55,964
I CAN'T TALK. I HAVE TO PUKE.
286
00:10:55,989 --> 00:10:57,929
(Steven) I CAN'T BELIEVE
ALL THE FLIGHTS ARE GROUNDED.
287
00:10:57,958 --> 00:11:00,058
(Yakult yaps)
(Dalia) I'LL BE IN MY ROOM.
288
00:11:00,093 --> 00:11:02,063
MY ROOM, SO DON'T FOLLOW ME,
YAKULT!
289
00:11:02,095 --> 00:11:03,025
(growls)
(Dallas) MAYBE IT'S A SIGN.
290
00:11:03,063 --> 00:11:04,463
I'M GONNA GO CALL
A TRAVEL AGENT.
291
00:11:04,497 --> 00:11:14,707
(barking)
GOD, MOM, CALL YAKULT!
292
00:11:14,708 --> 00:11:24,718
(barking)
GOD, MOM, CALL YAKULT!
293
00:11:33,226 --> 00:11:37,396
OH, MY GOSH, GEORGE.
YOU REMEMBERED.
294
00:11:37,430 --> 00:11:41,530
**
295
00:11:41,568 --> 00:11:44,808
(knock on window)
296
00:11:44,838 --> 00:11:47,808
(lowered voice) SHE'S HERE.
ZOE'S HERE!
297
00:11:47,841 --> 00:11:48,911
(indistinct conversations,
laughter)
298
00:11:48,942 --> 00:11:50,842
HEY, HEY.
299
00:11:50,878 --> 00:11:52,978
YOU HAVE BEEN ACTING WEIRD
ALL NIGHT
300
00:11:53,013 --> 00:11:55,023
AND--AND BORDERLINE RUDE
TO AIMEE.
301
00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:56,518
SO WHAT'S GOING ON?
302
00:11:56,549 --> 00:12:02,319
I HEARD SHE DOESN'T
SUPPORT OUR TROOPS.
303
00:12:02,355 --> 00:12:04,855
I'VE BEEN TRYING
TO GET RID OF HER.
304
00:12:04,892 --> 00:12:06,992
WHAT? BECAUSE YOU DON'T
LIKE AIMEE?
305
00:12:07,027 --> 00:12:09,797
I LIKE HER FINE, I GUESS.
IT'S YOU WHO DOESN'T LIKE HER.
306
00:12:09,830 --> 00:12:11,060
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
307
00:12:11,098 --> 00:12:13,368
(sighs) YOU WERE CRUSHED
ABOUT YOUR BREAKUP WITH ZOE.
308
00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:15,100
AIMEE'S A REBOUND.
IT'S UNDERSTANDABLE.
309
00:12:15,135 --> 00:12:17,165
OKAY, LISTEN TO ME CAREFULLY.
I DO LIKE AIMEE.
310
00:12:17,204 --> 00:12:18,344
THE WHOLE REASON I'M HAVING
THIS PARTY
311
00:12:18,371 --> 00:12:20,211
IS SO I CAN SPEND TIME
WITH HER.
312
00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:21,310
BUT YOU LIKE ZOE.
313
00:12:21,341 --> 00:12:23,811
YOU ONLY BROKE UP WITH HER
BECAUSE OF ME.
314
00:12:23,844 --> 00:12:26,314
THAT--THAT'S NOT...
ENTIRELY TRUE.
315
00:12:26,346 --> 00:12:29,316
BUT YOU COULDN'T EAT TUNA.
316
00:12:29,349 --> 00:12:32,119
YOU REALLY GOTTA BE
IN THE MOOD FOR TUNA.
317
00:12:32,152 --> 00:12:34,492
GEORGE... HELP ME UNDERSTAND
WHAT I'M HEARING.
318
00:12:34,521 --> 00:12:35,691
THE TRUTH IS,
I BROKE UP WITH ZOE
319
00:12:35,722 --> 00:12:41,492
NOT BECAUSE OF YOU BUT BECAUSE
SHE'S REALLY, REALLY ANNOYING
320
00:12:41,528 --> 00:12:45,498
AND VOLATILE... AND NEGATIVE.
321
00:12:45,532 --> 00:12:47,872
AND A LITTLE BIT
OF A SLUTTY LUSH.
322
00:12:47,901 --> 00:12:49,371
(doorbell rings)
323
00:12:49,402 --> 00:12:53,542
WELL, I HOPE
YOU'RE IN THE MOOD FOR TUNA.
324
00:12:53,573 --> 00:12:55,113
(clears throat) HE--
325
00:12:55,142 --> 00:12:57,582
MERRY CHRISTMAS, GEORGE.
326
00:12:57,610 --> 00:13:00,250
OH, UH...
327
00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:01,580
(Tessa)
I HOPE GEORGE MADE HIS BED,
328
00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:04,254
BECAUSE IT LOOKED LIKE HE WAS
GONNA HAVE TO LAY IN IT...
329
00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:07,354
WITH HER.
MM.
330
00:13:07,387 --> 00:13:08,917
OR HER.
331
00:13:08,956 --> 00:13:09,486
(George) UH...
332
00:13:09,522 --> 00:13:11,462
OR... WHO KNOWS?
333
00:13:11,491 --> 00:13:13,561
HER.
334
00:13:13,593 --> 00:13:18,103
UH...
335
00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:19,071
I'M SO EMBARRASSED.
336
00:13:19,099 --> 00:13:21,029
I THOUGHT YOU INVITED ME
BECAUSE YOU LIKED ME.
337
00:13:21,068 --> 00:13:23,398
HOLD UP, HOLD UP, HOLD UP.
PLEASE.
338
00:13:23,436 --> 00:13:24,936
I-ILIKE YOU.
339
00:13:24,972 --> 00:13:26,642
I THOUGHT YOU LIKE LIKED ME
IN A DIFFERENT WAY
340
00:13:26,673 --> 00:13:28,983
THAN YOU LIKE THE CHINESE FAMILY
THAT MAKES DIM SUM.
341
00:13:29,009 --> 00:13:30,479
I LIKE YOU
IN A MUCH DIFFERENT WAY
342
00:13:30,510 --> 00:13:33,580
THAN I LIKE THE DIM SUM FAMILY--
THE YEES.
343
00:13:33,613 --> 00:13:35,883
THEN WHY WERE YOU KISSING
THAT LOUD WOMAN?
344
00:13:35,916 --> 00:13:39,146
OH. WELL... OKAY,
I KNOW IT'S POOR FORM
345
00:13:39,186 --> 00:13:40,346
TO BLAME YOUR DAUGHTER
FOR THINGS,
346
00:13:40,387 --> 00:13:44,187
BUT... THIS TIME,
IT REALLY IS TESSA'S FAULT.
347
00:13:44,224 --> 00:13:46,664
SO WILL YOU PLEASE
COME BACK INSIDE?
348
00:13:46,693 --> 00:13:48,663
I DRIVE, LIKE, ONCE A DECADE,
349
00:13:48,695 --> 00:13:51,625
AND LAST TIME WITH A MOPED...
(singsongy) IN JAMAICA.
350
00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:55,344
(normal voice) SANDALS.
HALF SLOSHED ON PIÑA COLADAS.
351
00:13:55,368 --> 00:13:58,168
SO, I MEAN, YOU CAN IMAGINE
HOW FREAKIN' TERRIFIED I WAS,
352
00:13:58,205 --> 00:14:00,605
DRIVING TO THE MIDDLE
OF NOWHERE--FACE IT--
353
00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:03,340
YOU KNOW, AT NIGHT. MY HAND
TO GOD, I THOUGHT I WAS DEAD,
354
00:14:03,376 --> 00:14:06,476
LIKE, 10--NO, 12--12 TIMES.
355
00:14:06,513 --> 00:14:08,923
BUT I DID IT ALL FOR GEORGE.
356
00:14:08,949 --> 00:14:10,919
I DID IT ALL FOR LOVE.
357
00:14:10,951 --> 00:14:12,621
(women) AW!
358
00:14:12,652 --> 00:14:14,422
(chuckles)
359
00:14:14,454 --> 00:14:16,894
DAMN RIGHT, "AW."
NOW SOMEONE, ANYONE,
360
00:14:16,924 --> 00:14:18,434
POINT ME TO THE DRINKS.
361
00:14:18,458 --> 00:14:19,488
TWO CHICKS?
362
00:14:19,526 --> 00:14:21,386
YOU MUST HAVE BEEN VERY GOOD
THIS YEAR, OR VERY BAD.
363
00:14:21,428 --> 00:14:23,498
EITHER WAY... TWO CHICKS!
364
00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:25,130
I HAVE NO IDEA
OF WHAT TO DO HERE.
365
00:14:25,165 --> 00:14:27,425
IF I TELL ZOE THE TRUTH,
SHE'S GOING TO MAKE A SCENE,
366
00:14:27,467 --> 00:14:29,467
AND--AND SWEET,
UNCOMPLICATED AIMEE
367
00:14:29,502 --> 00:14:30,702
IS GOING TO BOLT
FROM THAT COATROOM
368
00:14:30,737 --> 00:14:31,537
LIKE A FRIGHTENED RABBIT.
369
00:14:31,571 --> 00:14:34,071
GEORGE, I'M A DENTIST.
370
00:14:34,107 --> 00:14:35,637
I'M TRAINED
TO GIVE PEOPLE BAD NEWS.
371
00:14:35,675 --> 00:14:37,945
IT'S WHAT I DO ALL DAY,
EVERY DAY.
372
00:14:37,978 --> 00:14:39,408
I'LL TALK TO ZOE FOR YOU.
373
00:14:39,446 --> 00:14:41,916
THE SECRET IS
IN THE SOOTHING DENTIST VOICE.
374
00:14:41,949 --> 00:14:44,449
I'M GONNA NEED ONE THING
FROM YOU, THOUGH--
375
00:14:44,484 --> 00:14:48,294
SOFT ROCK.
I CAN DO THAT.
376
00:14:48,321 --> 00:14:57,001
(indistinct conversations)
377
00:14:57,030 --> 00:14:59,400
YOU SON OF A BITCH!
WHAT DOING WITH MY JUICY BUN?
378
00:14:59,432 --> 00:15:01,972
THEY LOOKED A LITTLE DRIED OUT.
I DIDN'T WANNA EMBARRASS YOU.
379
00:15:02,002 --> 00:15:05,612
(speaking Chinese dialect)
380
00:15:05,638 --> 00:15:06,468
(sighs)
381
00:15:06,506 --> 00:15:10,606
(continues shouting
in Chinese dialect)
382
00:15:10,643 --> 00:15:13,413
LISA?
383
00:15:13,446 --> 00:15:15,676
HAVE YOU BEEN OUT HERE
THIS WHOLE TIME?
384
00:15:15,715 --> 00:15:18,345
IT'S FREEZING.
385
00:15:18,385 --> 00:15:19,615
WAS OUT THERE WAITING
FOR YOU,
386
00:15:19,652 --> 00:15:21,692
AND THEN YOUR DAD
AND MS. AINSLEY CAME OUT.
387
00:15:21,721 --> 00:15:23,621
THE WAY THE "LIKE-LIKES"
WERE FLYING AROUND,
388
00:15:23,656 --> 00:15:25,286
I THINK SHE COULD BE
YOUR NEW MOM.
389
00:15:25,325 --> 00:15:26,485
MY NEW MOM?
YEAH.
390
00:15:26,526 --> 00:15:28,196
YOUR BRAIN MUST HAVE FROZEN.
I'M GONNA MAKE YOU SOME HOT TEA,
391
00:15:28,228 --> 00:15:30,028
AND YOU'LL FEEL BETTER.
392
00:15:30,063 --> 00:15:32,573
TESSA, I HAD SOME TIME TO THINK
WHILE I WAS OUT THERE,
393
00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:37,169
AND... IT OCCURRED TO ME
THAT THERE'S A REASON
394
00:15:37,204 --> 00:15:44,544
WHY YOU FEEL SO GUILTY ABOUT
COMING BETWEEN YOUR DAD AND ZOE.
395
00:15:44,577 --> 00:15:46,607
DO--DO YOU WANNA KNOW
WHAT THE REASON IS?
396
00:15:46,646 --> 00:15:47,406
LEMON ZINGER SOUND GOOD?
397
00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:49,077
IT'S BECAUSE YOU KNEW
IN YOUR HEART
398
00:15:49,116 --> 00:15:51,316
IT'S QUITE POSSIBLE
THAT YOU'VE COME BETWEEN HIM
399
00:15:51,351 --> 00:15:52,391
AND A HUNDRED OTHER ZOES.
400
00:15:52,419 --> 00:15:55,189
NOT TRUE.
GEORGE HAS DATED,
401
00:15:55,222 --> 00:15:56,692
AND I HAVE KNOWN
GEORGE HAS DATED,
402
00:15:56,723 --> 00:16:01,493
I JUST HAVEN'T NECESSARILY
SEEN IT BEFORE.
403
00:16:01,528 --> 00:16:02,228
OH.
404
00:16:02,262 --> 00:16:05,432
TESSA, YOUR DAD'S HOT.
405
00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:08,495
HE DESERVES SOME ACTION.
406
00:16:08,535 --> 00:16:10,265
I'M GONNA THINK OVER
EVERYTHING YOU JUST SAID
407
00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:11,803
BUT THE LAST PART.
408
00:16:11,838 --> 00:16:14,408
(soft jazz music playing)
I'M NOT GOING TO LIE.
409
00:16:14,441 --> 00:16:17,611
THERE'S GOING TO BE
SOME DISCOMFORT, EVEN PAIN.
410
00:16:17,644 --> 00:16:21,114
BUT THEN YOU'LL NEVER HAVE
TO WORRY ABOUT IT AGAIN, HMM?
411
00:16:21,148 --> 00:16:26,288
OR... YOU COULD IGNORE IT,
PRETEND LIKE EVERYTHING'S GOOD
412
00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:28,219
AND HEALTHY.
413
00:16:28,255 --> 00:16:32,185
BUT THEN YOU RUN THE RISK
OF THINGS DECAYING FURTHER.
414
00:16:32,225 --> 00:16:34,125
UM...
415
00:16:34,161 --> 00:16:36,531
WHERE'S GEORGE?
416
00:16:36,563 --> 00:16:37,703
DON'T WORRY.
417
00:16:37,730 --> 00:16:41,630
HEY.
WE'LL BRING THAT SMILE BACK.
418
00:16:41,668 --> 00:16:43,468
DONK!
419
00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:45,743
OKAY.
420
00:16:45,772 --> 00:16:49,212
(chuckles)
421
00:16:49,242 --> 00:16:50,842
OH, TESSA.
422
00:16:50,877 --> 00:16:52,677
CAN YOU HELP ME FIND
MY CAPELET?
423
00:16:52,712 --> 00:16:55,522
OKAY. BUT I JUST WANTED
TO SAY I THINK I OVERSTATED
424
00:16:55,548 --> 00:16:57,648
THE MESS THAT GEORGE LEAVES
IN HIS BATHROOM.
425
00:16:57,684 --> 00:16:58,524
IT'S GOOD TO KNOW.
426
00:16:58,551 --> 00:17:01,451
I'M SERIOUS.
HE'S--HE'S PRACTICALLY TIDY.
427
00:17:01,488 --> 00:17:04,518
NEVER LEAVES THE SEAT UP,
GOES THE EXTRA MILE
428
00:17:04,557 --> 00:17:07,087
AND RINSES DOWN HIS
TOOTHPASTE CLUMPS IN THE SINK.
429
00:17:07,127 --> 00:17:08,427
I SWEAR.
430
00:17:08,461 --> 00:17:11,861
LOOK, I KNOW THE SITUATION'S...
REALLY COMPLICATED--
431
00:17:11,898 --> 00:17:12,728
TESSA--
432
00:17:12,765 --> 00:17:18,435
JUST GIVE IT ANOTHER MINUTE,
MS. AINSLEY.
433
00:17:18,471 --> 00:17:22,741
I WILL GET YOU A GLASS OF MILK
WHILE YOU WAIT.
434
00:17:22,775 --> 00:17:24,635
(engine idling)
435
00:17:24,677 --> 00:17:27,777
THANKS, NOAH.
YOU HAVE A REAL GIFT.
436
00:17:27,814 --> 00:17:30,124
THANKS FOR RECOGNIZING IT.
437
00:17:30,150 --> 00:17:31,180
(chuckles)
438
00:17:31,218 --> 00:17:35,788
I CAN'T BELIEVE I THOUGHT
I WAS IN LOVE WITH GEORGE.
439
00:17:35,822 --> 00:17:37,422
I MEAN, YOU GET PAST
THE GOOD LOOKS,
440
00:17:37,457 --> 00:17:40,327
AND HE'S GOT NOTHING.
441
00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:40,860
YEAH.
442
00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:43,203
HE IS SO NOT MY TYPE.
443
00:17:43,230 --> 00:17:48,640
(giggles)
444
00:17:48,668 --> 00:17:53,208
I'M MARRIED.
445
00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:54,910
MARRIED?
446
00:17:54,941 --> 00:17:58,881
YOU CREEP! WHENEVER I START
TO FEEL SOMETHING!
447
00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:01,281
WHENEVER I... START...
TO FEEL...
448
00:18:01,314 --> 00:18:03,454
(doorbell rings)
449
00:18:03,483 --> 00:18:05,393
DALLAS! HEY.
450
00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:06,848
I THOUGHT YOU WEREN'T
GOING TO BE ABLE TO MAKE IT.
451
00:18:06,886 --> 00:18:09,616
FATE HAD OTHER PLANS, PLUS THEY
COULDN'T DE-ICE THE PLANE.
452
00:18:09,656 --> 00:18:12,386
GEORGE,
THANK YOU FOR THE MITTENS.
453
00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:14,125
I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU REMEMBERED.
454
00:18:14,161 --> 00:18:15,161
REM-REMEMBERED?
455
00:18:15,195 --> 00:18:17,125
THAT STORY ABOUT HOW MY MOTHER
USED TO MAKE ME WEAR
456
00:18:17,164 --> 00:18:19,304
BRIGHT RED MITTENS EVERY YEAR
SO THEY WOULDN'T GET LOST
457
00:18:19,332 --> 00:18:21,272
IN THE SNOW. OH.
458
00:18:21,301 --> 00:18:24,671
THE FACT THAT YOU REMEMBERED
REALLY... TOUCHED ME.
459
00:18:24,704 --> 00:18:25,214
OH.
460
00:18:25,238 --> 00:18:27,438
IT ALMOST MADE ME CRY.
461
00:18:27,474 --> 00:18:30,144
THANKS, GEORGE!
SEE YOU NEW YEAR'S!
462
00:18:30,177 --> 00:18:32,207
BYE-BYE.
MERRY CHRISTMAS, GUYS.
THANKS FOR COMING.
463
00:18:32,245 --> 00:18:33,545
(woman) MERRY CHRISTMAS.
RIGHT. SO THE RED MITTENS
464
00:18:33,580 --> 00:18:35,750
WERE KIND OF A STOCK PRESENT
THIS YEAR.
465
00:18:35,782 --> 00:18:38,392
OH, GOSH.
I'M EMBARRASSED.
466
00:18:38,418 --> 00:18:39,388
WHAT? NO.
467
00:18:39,419 --> 00:18:41,919
DON'T BE. YOU KNOW WHAT?
I THINK, SUBCONSCIOUSLY,
468
00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:52,174
I REMEMBERED YOU TELLING ME
THAT STORY THAT--
469
00:18:52,165 --> 00:18:58,205
I REMEMBERED YOU TELLING ME
THAT STORY THAT--
470
00:18:58,238 --> 00:19:00,768
OH.
471
00:19:00,807 --> 00:19:04,677
DALLAS, ARE WE, UH--
472
00:19:04,711 --> 00:19:08,181
UH, ARE WE...
473
00:19:08,215 --> 00:19:13,785
(sighs) LIGHTEN UP, GEORGE.
IT'S CHRISTMAS.
474
00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:17,990
(door closes)
475
00:19:18,024 --> 00:19:20,394
LET ME GET THIS RIGHT.
476
00:19:20,427 --> 00:19:23,297
YOU INVITE ME OVER HERE TO HANG
OUT IN SOME LOUSY CLOAK CLOSET
477
00:19:23,330 --> 00:19:26,230
WHILE YOU MAKE OUT
WITH NOT ONE BUT TWO WOMEN!
478
00:19:26,266 --> 00:19:27,466
GEORGE HAD A GIFT, ALL RIGHT--
479
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:29,800
A GIFT FOR MAKING EVEN
THE SANEST WOMEN TURN CRAZY.
480
00:19:29,836 --> 00:19:33,806
AND GOOD THING I WASN'T THIRSTY,
'CAUSE THAT MILK NEVER CAME!
481
00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:35,480
AAH! UGH!
482
00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:37,508
**
483
00:19:37,544 --> 00:19:40,554
(both) HAPPY HOLIDAYS.
484
00:19:40,580 --> 00:19:42,220
(men) * GO, GO
485
00:19:42,249 --> 00:19:44,019
* GO SANTA, GO, GO
486
00:19:44,050 --> 00:19:47,820
* GO, SANTA, GO, GO
487
00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:51,894
DAMN, MRS. YEE.
YOU GOT IT GOIN' ON. MMM.
488
00:19:51,924 --> 00:19:54,894
IDIOT!
JEEZ! ZOE, PLEASE!
489
00:19:54,927 --> 00:19:57,827
COME ON, LISTEN TO THE SOUND--
SOUND OF MY VOICE.
490
00:19:57,864 --> 00:19:59,504
STOP THROWING SNOWBALLS.
491
00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:01,372
I WAS A SURE THING!
492
00:20:01,401 --> 00:20:13,911
OH!
493
00:20:13,946 --> 00:20:17,716
(sighs)
494
00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:20,390
HEY. I'M SORRY I TOLD YOU
495
00:20:20,420 --> 00:20:22,020
I BROKE UP WITH ZOE
BECAUSE OF YOU.
496
00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:28,404
IT WAS JUST... I DIDN'T WANT
YOU TO BE MAD AT ME ANYMORE.
497
00:20:28,428 --> 00:20:31,628
I MEAN, YOU'RE REALLY GOOD
AT THE ICE TREATMENT.
498
00:20:31,664 --> 00:20:33,804
THANKS.
499
00:20:33,833 --> 00:20:38,673
AND I GUESS I SHOULDN'T
HAVE SNUCK ON YOUR COMPUTER.
500
00:20:38,705 --> 00:20:40,565
YOU SHOULD PROBABLY
PASSWORD-PROTECT.
501
00:20:40,607 --> 00:20:43,077
WILL DO.
502
00:20:43,109 --> 00:20:48,549
WELL, I GUESS WE BOTH LEARNED
A VALUABLE LESSON.
503
00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:49,881
I'M SORRY YOU DON'T HAVE
A SPECIAL SOMEONE
504
00:20:49,916 --> 00:20:52,486
TO SHARE THE HOLIDAYS WITH,
GEORGE.
505
00:20:52,519 --> 00:20:53,349
WHAT? ARE YOU KIDDING?
506
00:20:53,386 --> 00:20:55,856
YEAH, BUT I'M YOUR KID.
507
00:20:55,888 --> 00:20:58,958
DON'T YOU GET SICK OF IT
JUST BEING THE TWO OF US?
508
00:20:58,991 --> 00:21:00,991
NEVER.
509
00:21:01,027 --> 00:21:02,897
THAT SAID...
510
00:21:02,929 --> 00:21:04,459
IF THERE WERE EVER
TO BE A THIRD,
511
00:21:04,497 --> 00:21:06,767
I HOPE YOU'D BE ABLE
TO EMBRACE THAT PERSON
512
00:21:06,799 --> 00:21:07,969
WITH OPEN ARMS.
513
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:10,700
I WOULD.
514
00:21:10,737 --> 00:21:12,967
AND VICE VERSA.
515
00:21:13,005 --> 00:21:14,635
LET'S FACE IT, GEORGE.
516
00:21:14,674 --> 00:21:18,354
I TRIED TO HELP YOU,
BUT WITH YOUR TRACK RECORD,
517
00:21:18,378 --> 00:21:20,108
IT'S PROBABLY GONNA BE ME
BEFORE IT'S YOU.
518
00:21:20,146 --> 00:21:25,516
**
519
00:21:25,552 --> 00:21:31,722
(men)
* OH, MY GOD, IT'S CHRISTMAS
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