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Captain's Log, Stardate 42779.1.

We are en route to the Epsilon lX sector

for an astronomical survey of a new pulsar cluster.

In the meantime, Ensign Crusher

will be diverting to Starbase 515 for Starfleet exams.

This just came in for you from Starfleet.

Testing parameters?

Do not be apprehensive, Wes.

I found the Academy examinations quite elementary.

You would.

Your earlier test results were good enough

to get you Academy credit

for your work here.

I don't think you have anything to worry about.

Those Academy cadets can be extremely competitive.

But you have the practical experience, Wes.

Commander Riker is correct.

While the information imparted to cadets at the Academy

is unquestionably vital

for prospective Starfleet officers

it, nonetheless, requires a significant period

of supplementary systems training

and situational disciplines.

Didn't I just say that?

Yes, sir

but not quite as perspicuously.

I will not have you telling me what course to set.

As Chief Medical Officer, I am ordering you to report

to Starbase 515 immediately.

Oh, please, I feel fine.

The truth is you've ignored this far too long.

This ship has a mission to carry out.

An astronomical survey

to be conducted by the science officers, I believe.

And I was looking forward

to seeing the Epsilon Pulsar Cluster for myself.

Then we'll perform the procedure right here.

Absolutely not.

My staff and I are fully capable of giving you the replacement.

That's not the point.

It would be...

it would be inappropriate for you

to carry out the procedure.

Captain Picard, I had no idea.

You do have an ego, don't you?

Meaning?

You're concerned about your image.

Don't worry.

If you get yourself down to Starbase 515

your image will be safe with me.

Captain, excuse me.

Ensign.

I understand you're leaving for Starbase 515.

Yes, sir. I was just going to Shuttle Bay 2.

Good. I have business there.

I shall accompany you.

You will?

I mean, yes, sir.

Prepare the shuttle for immediate departure.

Aye, sir.

Something I can take care of for you

on Starbase 515?

Hardly, Number One.

But you'll miss the Epsilon Pulsar survey.

I'm well aware of that fact.

You have the Bridge.

Carry on.

Come.

Yes, what is it, Number One?

Is something wrong?

This trip to Starbase 515 is rather unexpected.

Ensign Crusher and l will rendezvous with you

on your return from the Epsilon Pulsar Cluster.

Forgive my saying so, sir, but you're being rather enigmatic.

Consider it Captain's privilege.

As First Officer, I have complete security clearance.

This has nothing to do with ship's business, Number One.

Suffice it to say, it is strictly a matter of...

image.

Relax, Wes, you'll do fine on your exams.

Yeah.

It's not my exams I'm worried about.

It's Captain Picard.

Why?

He's not taking the exams.

It's just the two of us

in a shuttlecraft for six hours.

What am I going to talk to Captain Picard about

for six hours?

Oh, archaeology, semantics, literature, art.

You could learn a lot from Captain Picard.

Ah, Captain Picard.

Nice day for a little trip.

Shuttle number 2 is ready for departure.

The Enterprise is at impulse speed

and you are cleared for takeoff.

Data, wasn't the Captain looking forward to this mission

to the Epsilon Pulsar Cluster?

So he said.

Then what would make him change his mind?

Why would he leave the ship now?

Commander.

Receiving a Mayday on all frequencies.

Source?

Rhomboid Dronegar sector 006.

Detail?

Ship, unidentified, distress.

Nothing more.

Set course for Rhomboid Dronegar 006, warp 7.

Sir, Rhomboid Dronegar sector would put us

at considerable distance from Captain Picard.

I know, Data.

I know.

Space, the final frontier.

These are the voyages of the Starship Enterprise.

Its continuing mission--

to explore strange new worlds

to seek out new life and new civilizations

to boldly go where no one has gone before.

Entering Rhomboid Dronegar sector 006.

I have a ship on target path.

Slow to impulse speed.

Aye, sir.

Viewer.

Deploy shields, sir?

Hold fast.

Data?

Basic early design

capable of sub-light travel only.

Sir, we are being hailed.

On screen.

I'm First Officer William Riker of the USS Enterprise.

We're responding to your distress signal.

Uh-huh.

What is your problem?

We are far from home.

Aren't we all?

But you sent out a Mayday.

Uh-huh.

Do you need help?

We are Pakleds.

Our ship is the Mondor.

It is broken.

We are far from home.

We need help.

Let me guess, their rubber band broke, right?

Sensors indicate engineering problems.

They're experiencing total guidance system failure

with less than 24 hours reserve power.

Maybe I can help.

What brings you so far from home?

We look for things.

What were you looking for?

Things we need.

Can you be more specific?

Things that make us go.

We need help.

What is the nature of your mission?

We look for things.

Do you hear an echo?

Commander, from the looks of their ship

I can have them up and running in no time.

You sure?

Yeah, no problem.

Very well.

Our Chief Engineer

will beam over to help you.

Close.

Commander.

Do we truly need to send our Chief Engineer over to them?

Obviously, they need our help.

Why do we not simply give them the information they need

to make their own repairs?

Do you honestly get the impression they could

handle our technical specifications?

We do not know anything about them.

Acknowledged, Mr. Worf.

We have an obligation to render aid.

Report to the Transporter Room with all necessary gear.

Aye, sir.

We need more information.

Do you have anything else on them?

They are a relatively benign species.

Don't they seem a little slow?

They may merely have poorly-developed

Ianguage skills.

What about weapons?

Scanners show limited armaments.

I think we can relax, Mr. Worf.

They can't even move their ship without our help.

We certainly have them outmanned and outgunned.

ETA 1330 hours, sir.

It's not exactly warp speed.

More like a late 22nd century interplanetary journey.

Sir?

You should read more history, Ensign.

Yes, sir.

Complete waste of time.

Pardon?

I shouldn't be taking this trip at all.

I should be back on board the Enterprise.

Why are you coming with me to Starbase 515, sir?

Well, it's certainly not my idea.

I'm sorry, Ensign.

I didn't mean to take it out on you.

I just hate the prospect

of another damned cardiac replacement.

Cardiac replacement?

I didn't know.

Well, now you do.

A parthenogenetic implant?

What else would it be?

My heart was... injured

and a replacement was necessary.

That would have been it

except that the replacement is faulty.

Why would anyone use a faulty replacement?

Just pilot the shuttle, Ensign.

Whoa, wait a minute, wait a minute, it's okay.

I'm here to help.

We are far from home.

Uh-huh.

Who's, uh, who's in charge of engineering?

My friend.

His name is Reginod.

Think I could meet him?

He is Reginod.

Yes, I think you mentioned that.

We look for things.

So I've heard.

Can you make our ship go?

Yes, I think so.

We look for things to make us go.

Fellows, why don't you just show me

where your guidance system is, okay?

Excuse me.

He is smart.

Commander...

Lieutenant La Forge is on an alien ship?

Yes, we're rendering assistance to some curious throwbacks.

How they ever mastered the rudiments of space travel

is a genuine curiosity.

Commander, those aliens... what they feel

is not helplessness.

Lieutenant La Forge is in great danger.

He's in danger.

Great danger.

Can you be more specific, Counselor?

It's not our help they want.

Well, our help is all they're going to get.

They can't force us into anything, can they?

You think they're weak.

Look at them.

They're certainly not Jarada or Romulan.

Our Betazoid Counselor is often aware of things

beyond our perceptive abilities.

Van Doren's technique has been perfected to 2.4%.

Sir?

The cardiac replacement procedure.

It has a very low mortality rate-- 2.4%.

Those are pretty good odds.

I'm just not overly thrilled at the prospect

of having my innards becoming the subject of Starfleet gossip.

Of course not, sir.

Why didn't you just have Dr. Pulaski perform the operation?

I'm sure you could have trusted her

to keep it quiet.

Let's say I have personal reasons

and leave it at that, shall we?

The power needs to be rerouted through this venturi chamber

before it can be channeled to the engine's coils.

It is broken.

Yeah, but not for long.

See, we are going to reconfigure

these separators here and over here.

Lieutenant La Forge, this is Commander Riker.

Come in.

Yes, Commander, go ahead.

Are you all right?

Sure, why do you ask?

Counselor Troi has expressed misgivings about your absence

from the Enterprise.

I don't think there's anything to worry about.

Understood.

As soon as you complete the repairs

I want you back here.

Yes, sir.

I should be done here momentarily.

See, like that.

There.

Your guidance is now up and running.

Oh... main power failure?

Will our ship go now?

Well, your guidance is operational

but you're not going anywhere.

Not with main power failure.

It is broken.

Can you make it go?

Commander Riker.

I have a problem.

On screen.

It looks like this

is going to take a little bit longer than I anticipated.

I guess you would have preferred

Commander Riker as a traveling companion.

What?

It's okay.

You're not too comfortable with me.

I understand.

Ensign...

Wesley, that's not true.

You're a fine young man.

You don't have to say that, sir.

It's pretty obvious how you feel.

Is it?

How so?

Everyone knows.

You don't like kids.

That's too bad.

You might have made a good father.

Thank you.

Didn't you ever wish you had kids of your own?

Wishing for a thing does not make it so.

We send him over there for one set of repairs

and now they need him for more.

Apparently, their ship is quite fragile.

This is Riker on the Enterprise.

Almost got it, Commander.

We look for things.

Apparently, your ship is in need of more than minor repair.

Things to make it go.

We will use our tractor beam to tow you to the nearest base.

He can make it go.

Yes, but we need our Chief Engineer

back on board our ship.

He is smart.

All done, Commander.

Prepare to beam over.

Yes, sir.

You are good.

We aim to please.

We need you.

I'm flattered.

Look, fellas, I hate to repair and run

but if you'll excuse me.

One to beam aboard.

Hey, don't.

Transporter Room, beam La Forge back immediately.

Negative response, sir.

Try again.

Negative response.

The Pakled ship has a shield up, sir.

A shield? What kind?

It appears to be beyond their technology.

Similar to Romulan shields.

Do not interfere with our transporter beam.

Drop your shields!

Status?

Viewer transmission terminated and blocked.

Hail on all frequencies.

Running frequency search.

Negative, sir.

They're ignoring us.

Apparently so.

Shields up.

Shields up.

Sensors at maximum sensitivity.

Sensors at maximum.

Phasers ready, sir.

Would you care for some coffee, Ensign?

No, thank you, sir.

How about a sandwich?

I don't think so, sir.

Oh, come on, it's been hours.

You must be hungry.

Thank you, sir.

Here.

Were you ever married?

Never had the time.

Don't you ever get lonely?

For ambitious Starfleet officers

there are certain costs involved.

One must be cautious of long- term commitments, Wesley.

No problem.

Where women are concerned, I am in complete control.

Really? Hmm.

I always rather had to work at that.

Have you always been so disciplined?

Good lord, no.

If I was, I wouldn't have this problem.

I don't understand.

Well...

I was a young Starfleet officer

not many years older than you are now.

Top of my Academy class, green as hell.

And oh, so cocky.

Too cocky, as it turned out.

What happened?

Several friends and l were on leave

at Farspace Starbase Earhart.

It was little more

than a galactic outpost in those days.

Was this before the Klingons joined the Federation?

That's right.

Well, my mates and l

were at the Bonestell Recreation Facility

which was something

of a dead-rough crossroads at the time

filled with an assorted bunch of galactic riffraff

when...

a trio of Nausicaans came in.

They were clearly spoiling for a confrontation

with a group of fresh-faced Starfleet officers

such as ourselves.

Well, everyone in the group had the good sense

to give these Nausicaans

a wide berth, stand off.

Everyone, that is, except me.

I stood toe-to-toe with the worst of the three

and I told him what I thought of him

his pals, his planet

and I possibly made some passing reference

to his questionable parentage

and the next thing I knew

all three of them were on me and I was fighting for my life.

I was actually doing quite well for a while, too.

You fought them and won?

I had this one Nausicaan down

in this somewhat devious joint-lock

when, unbeknownst to me

one of his chums drew his weapon and impaled me through the back.

Curious sensation actually.

Not much pain.

Shock, certainly

at the sight of serrated metal sticking through my chest.

A certain giddy warmth.

In fact, I do actually remember

that I laughed out loud.

Well, it pierced my heart, of course.

Well, if we'd not been so near to a medical facility

I would surely have died.

Really?

Then what happened?

Nothing.

I was no hero, Wesley.

I was an undisciplined, loud-mouthed

opinionated young man who was way out of his league.

I learned a very hard, very painful lesson that day

but I learned it well.

I hope you never have to learn it the same way.

Care for another sandwich?

Please.

Come on, Data.

I am programming the com system

to scan the interference patterns

but a full analysis will take time.

Hey, you be careful with that thing.

You want to hurt us.

What?

I came here to help you.

We can make more.

Make more weapons.

Wait a minute.

You have a replicator?

It is not broken.

I didn't come here to give you weapons.

You will make more.

Commander, a photon torpedo may penetrate their shield.

Any hostile move on our part could jeopardize Geordi.

Agreed, but what do the Pakleds want?

Counselor?

They have what they want, for now.

We're approaching Starbase 515, sir.

At last.

Did you read that book I gave you?

Some of it.

That's reassuring.

I just don't have much time.

There's no greater challenge than the study of philosophy.

But William James won't be on my Starfleet exams.

The important things never will be.

Anyone can be trained

in the mechanics of piloting a starship.

But Starfleet Academy...

It takes more.

Open your mind to the past-- art, history

philosophy--

and all this may mean something.

It's all deception.

Nothing the Pakleds have said or done has been sincere.

Intensified scan shows their guidance system

to be perfectly intact, as is their power generator.

Then what was Geordi repairing?

Apparently, the putative malfunctions

were carefully programmed into their ship's computer.

I didn't think the Pakleds had that kind of technology.

They seem to have made

some technological leaps forward, Commander.

Why would they go through this charade of needing our help?

For the sole purpose

of making Lieutenant La Forge their prisoner.

Captain's Personal Log, Stardate 42779.5.

We have arrived at Starbase 515.

I'm still quite uneasy, despite assurances

that this medical procedure poses little risk.

I hope you won't be late for your exams.

Oh, I still have some time, sir.

Why do I get the distinct impression

that you're acting like some kind of escort?

Dr. Pulaski asked me

to make sure that you actually went inside.

That woman.

She would.

Sir?

Yes, what is it, Ensign?

I enjoyed our trip together, sir.

So did l.

They are initiating visual contact, sir.

Maybe now we'll find out what they really want.

Enterprise.

We demand that you return our crew member immediately.

Request denied.

Lower your shields.

Request denied.

Stop it!

What do you want?

You think we are not smart.

I think you need to continue to develop.

We are smart.

Prove it.

Return our man to us.

You want him?

Yes, damn it.

Good.

We want all computer information from your ship.

Now.

We've got a man held hostage by alien forces

and all I have are no-option options.

I need some input.

Is Geordi all right?

He's already been hit

by multiple phaser stuns.

He could need medical attention.

Security team stands ready to take the initiative, sir.

Data?

Our options have not changed.

We can either respond to the Pakled demand or not.

We can either use force or not.

Allowing them access to our computer

is a complete breech of Starfleet security.

Then force it must be.

Don't worry about a thing, Captain.

We've done this a hundred times

and we're ready when you are.

Just get on with it, Doctor.

I have work to do.

Activate sterile field.

Neural calipers.

This will be a secondary cardiac procedure

with mid-line entry

and excision of the early model unit.

I anticipate no complications, as the patient

has had positive primary results

and exhibits extraordinary physical condition.

We'll all be home in time for dinner.

Tissue mitigator.

There is limited information available on the Pakled culture

but the eclectic range of their equipment

suggests that their technology was borrowed from others.

And now they have become militant.

So it would seem.

Rationale?

They're unwilling to wait for the timely evolution

of their species' intellectual capacity.

They want instant knowledge, instant power and gratification.

The more they get, the more they want.

And the more aggressive and dangerous they become.

I think it's time we set some limits.

To what effect, sir?

We are faced with an impossible conundrum.

Suppose we turn their impatience and greed against them.

But how?

Perhaps Geordi should

give them something they want.

Something important.

Then we simply create the right moment for him to take it away

and get him the hell out of there.

Would you be suggesting a ruse of some sort?

I would.

But what if we fail?

What'll happen to Geordi then?

We have no other choice.

We have to try.

There's been some capillary reaction here.

Let's proceed carefully.

We'll need sharper focus

on the thoracic polychromatics

and verification of myocardial enzyme balance.

Hey, let me talk to them.

I'll get you their computer banks.

We want to be smart.

So open the hailing frequency.

They'll listen to me.

We are smart.

We need their computer things.

Yes. Yes.

Commander Riker?

Yes, Lieutenant. We're here.

The Pakleds seem pretty sincere.

We want what we want.

Our computer banks are non-negotiable.

We want them.

Believe me, they're nothing if not persistent.

We want to be nothing if not persistent.

Nobody ever said they were great conversationalists.

Where did they get their shields?

Yes, we like shields.

Well, from what I've seen, half the systems on board the ship

have been stolen from the Romulans, Klingons, Jarada--

just about anyone they've ever come in contact with.

We like to be smart.

Confirmed, Lieutenant La Forge.

They steal technology.

But they lack the ability to use it properly.

You're an excellent Chief Engineer, Lieutenant La Forge.

Thank you, sir.

And of course

your knowledge of phaser and photon weaponry is unmatched.

That's nice of you to say, sir

but... it's really Lieutenant Worf that...

Our missions are always inherently dangerous

and any of us could be called upon

to make the ultimate sacrifice

at any time.

Well, yes, sir, but...

Speaking of time

this may be your time.

I shall personally miss you.

Good-bye, Geordi.

I shall miss you at weapons systems analysis.

Uh-huh.

Uh... and I guess you'll just have to arm

your photon torpedoes without me.

As well as our hydrogen collectors.

Fond farewell.

He knows about weapons.

You can make us strong.

Well, it's not something that I really like to talk about.

Any classified weapons knowledge

you share with your captors will be considered treason.

But I may have no choice.

You will die without honor.

Thanks a lot, Worf.

You will never attain the 24th level of awareness.

24, huh?

That's, uh...

That's quite a challenge.

Indeed.

24 is the gateway to heroic salvation.

Do you think he understands?

He'd better.

He's afraid.

We all are, Counselor.

You are smart.

Not smart enough.

I'm still here.

Make us strong.

I thought you wanted me to help you go?

Why don't we work on that guidance system, okay?

Make us strong.

Or die.

It's not working.

Something's wrong.

The metabilation occlusions aren't holding.

Damn it, I can't stop the heterocyclic declination.

Fuse!

Again!

We need a biomolecular physiologist in here.

This man is dying.

Right away, sir.

You've got to be kidding.

Make us strong.

Come on, there's not enough juice in these

to blow off a passing asteroid.

Do it.

Make us strong.

I suppose we could increase the anti-matter charges.

Yes. We like power.

Yeah.

Do not try to trick us.

We can tell.

Metabilation?

Negative.

Heterocyclics?

Failing.

And capillary integrity too unpredictable

to attempt a resect.

You're unwilling to make the attempt?

I'm not qualified.

I know someone who is.

Are you sure he can do it, sir?

I mean, Geordi's an engineer, not a weapons specialist.

If anyone can improvise, it's Geordi.

Well, what makes you think

the Pakleds even have that kind gear on board?

Ongoing scanning indicates progressive weapons potential.

The timing will be crucial.

Geordi must correctly interpret our intentions.

Geordi's up to speed.

I trust his instincts.

The Pakled did hear our little fiction

about Geordi's weapons knowledge.

Exactly, and since they equate intelligence with strength

they won't pass up the chance to use that knowledge.

Can you do it?

Count on it.

Bridge to Commander Riker.

Go ahead, Bridge.

I am receiving an emergency summons

from Starbase 515.

Captain Picard

is close to death.

Be ready.

We are strong.

You are armed to the teeth.

Teeth are for chewing.

You have photon torpedo.

You are strong.

We are strong.

We have power.

Positive indication of armed photon torpedoes, Commander.

Geordi did it.

Starbase requests we proceed to base

at warp 9.

We've got to go.

Yes, the Captain needs our help.

We can't leave Geordi behind.

I want the Pakleds on that screen, and I want them now.

Forced spectrum communication is spotty at best, sir.

Do it.

This is the Enterprise.

Return our personnel or face immediate reprisal.

We are strong now.

We have better weapons.

Are you prepared to use them?

We are a force now.

We will have respect, power.

We don't have time for this.

You want power? Here's power.

Riker to Ensign Gomez.

Ready, Commander Riker.

Prepare firing sequence.

Start firing countdown from 24.

I can't believe it.

My friends, my people, they're trying to kill us.

Kill me!

Believe it.

They are violent.

Okay, they want to play rough-- that's fine with me.

Just let me check something.

Good, he is on our side now.

Begin firing sequence.

Twenty-four.

Twenty-three.

Twenty-two.

Twenty-one.

Twenty.

Firing sequence proceeding, sir.

Hold fast.

Eighteen.

Seventeen.

Sixteen.

Fifteen.

Don't do anything yet.

Thirteen.

What are you doing?

Making sure your systems are operative.

We will attack.

We are strong.

Nine.

Eight.

Seven.

Six.

Five.

We should attack now.

Just another second.

We can't afford a misfire here.

Two.

Hurry.

One.

Fire.

Now!

Oh, no, it's too late.

We have fired.

They will be destroyed.

They used their crimson force field.

It did not shoot.

No, the crimson force field has disarmed us.

They are smart.

We are not strong.

Drop your shields.

Allow us to transport Lieutenant La Forge immediately.

Shields are down, sir.

Transporter Room, beam one to the Bridge.

Aye, sir.

Set heading for Starbase 515, warp 9.

Blowing that hydrogen exhaust through the Bussard collector

sure put on a nice light show.

Harmless but effective.

Were you able to disable the photons?

Just in time.

That's why you're still here.

Deactivating neural calipers.

What in the hell are you doing here?

Saving your life.

Oh, come on.

This is a routine procedure.

Quite commonplace.

True.

But you are not a commonplace man.

You'll be out of recovery in four hours.

I didn't want you involved in this.

You're welcome.

If you're here, the entire crew must know.

You're still the Captain.

Invincible.

Hmm, thank you.

I beg your pardon.

Looks like things are back to normal.

I'm pleased to report

that Ensign Crusher's Starfleet exam results

permit him to continue his studies

on board the Enterprise.

Furthermore, any rumors of my brush with death

are greatly exaggerated.

Is that clear?

Yes, sir.

Then, Ensign Crusher, set course for the Epsilon sector, warp 5.

Engage.