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Jennifer Walters, Esq.
Lawyer, millennial,
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searching for a way to balance
a career and her personal life.
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Then, an accidental dose
of gamma-radiated blood
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alters her body chemistry.
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And now, when Jennifer Walters
grows angry or outraged,
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a startling metamorphosis occurs.
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The creature is driven by rage
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and pursued by online trolls.
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Don't make me angry.
You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.
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She is provoked into a rampage
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that has landed her in prison.
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And now, she is seen only
for the raging spirit
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that dwells within her.
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Hey, guys.
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Hey, buddy.
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How you doin'?
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I'm all right.
Did you manage to get a hold of Bruce?
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We left multiple messages.
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I managed to sound very calm,
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considering I was calling
the freaking Hulk himself.
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- Let's get down to brass tacks.
- Yes.
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We need to identify every individual
who hacked my private information.
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They need to be prosecuted...
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Hold on. Forget them.
We need to discuss your case.
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This was a targeted attack.
They must be held responsible for this.
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You took their bait.
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I was angry!
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Which is how anyone
would respond in that situation.
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You're not just anyone.
You are an out-of-control Hulk.
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That's what all the witnesses saw.
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We have an offer for a plea deal.
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The DA won't file charges
related to the incident.
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What are the terms?
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Hey.
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Oh, no, sweetheart. It's all right.
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- People go to prison every day.
- Every day.
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I stole all the food and drinks
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and put them in your car
'cause screw this place.
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Thank you.
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But I will continue to work here
because they pay me nicely.
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Don't worry about me, you guys.
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Thanks for the help.
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We always have your back, Jen.
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{\an8}The female cousin of the Hulk,
popularly known as She-Hulk,
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{\an8}-has been released from custody.
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{\an8}Terms of the deal
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{\an8}permanently bar Jennifer Walters
from transforming into her She-Hulk...
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{\an8}A neighbor who wished
to remain anonymous is uncomfortable
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- that an unstable super being...
- Unstable?
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- ...lives next door.
- She-Hulk!
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Are they outside my house?
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Excuse me, Jen Walters.
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Do you care to comment
about losing your superpowers?
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Jen,
if no one ever hires you again,
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you can always move back here with us.
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- Thanks, Dad.
- Of course.
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But my gym stuff is in your room now,
and I work out every day at 7:00 a.m.
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You should join me. Workout buddies.
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Oh, this will be fun.
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There she is!
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- Jennifer, any plans to go to rehab?
- Hey!
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Hey! Get off my damn lawn!
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I don't care if there is a drought.
I got water pressure for days.
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No! Just a sparkling water,
a turkey sandwich, chips, and guac.
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Yes, I wanna see
those baby pictures, Elaine.
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Thank you. Oh, my God. I love Elaine.
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Okay, what've you got for me?
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Finding the identity of these guys
has been a dead end.
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We know that HulkKing
is admin on Intelligencia,
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but the site security
is annoyingly airtight.
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I've looked into the platform,
and it's owned by several shell companies
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that are operating
outside of US jurisdiction.
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Which... How am I supposed to sue
these guys if I don't know who they are?
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{\an8}Okay, look. Intelligencia is made up
of exclusively dumb dudes.
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{\an8}One of them will slip up,
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and they will give us information
to track them down.
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Then we will find them, and we will
destroy them by any and all means.
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Legally.
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I said, "By any and all means."
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No, I am going to sue them
for defamation and invasion of privacy
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and get them charged
with unauthorized access
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- to a protected computer.
- Ugh. Boring.
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If you wanna be all Jen Walters about it,
that's cool.
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Okay. I actually found this guy...
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- Sweetie!
- One second. Food. Hello.
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I'm packing up treats
for you to take home with you.
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- Including black and white cookies?
- Yeah.
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Thank you.
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You also might get a kick out
of this video that Jen and her friends
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- made in law school.
- No, Mom!
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- It's my mission in life to see this!
- No! No! No!
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Out! We have work to do. Don't watch it.
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When will this work be
out of my living room?
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Once I get justice for what's happened.
I can't do that if you're hovering.
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Okay! Sheesh.
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- Send that to me, please?
- Already did.
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Goodbye, Mom. I am suing both of you
for emotional distress.
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- Oh, boy.
- Intimately.
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- Jen.
- That's correct.
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{\an8}We worked together at the DA's office,
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{\an8}and we dated
for a significant amount of time.
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{\an8}And let me tell you, she was psycho
way before she got those superpowers.
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- I blame her grandmother.
- Huh?
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Jennifer! Can you move
the big bookcase for me?
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- I think I want it closer to the window.
- No!
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Oh, that's right.
You can't be Girl-Hulk anymore.
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It's She-Hulk, Mom. Or was.
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But never again.
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Which I know is what I said I wanted,
but this doesn't feel right.
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This isn't even
a reluctant superhero story.
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I'm just getting screwed over.
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Is this what you guys want?
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Jennifer Walters
is a woman at a new low.
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- She has no fight left.
- No, not doing a narrator.
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We're not that off the rails.
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{\an8}"Hey, what you up to?"
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{\an8}He's AWOL.
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{\an8}Emil would understand.
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{\an8}Mmm.
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{\an8}Well, he said come anytime.
This is a time.
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I'm not running from my problems.
It's a mental health break.
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Found this vid of She-Hulk in college.
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Forgive me, Jen, for this transgression.
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Oh, hey there, HulkKing.
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Okay, well, that was easy.
Or am I a genius?
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"Hell yeah, I'll be there."
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Pug, are you still here?
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I need a favor.
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Jen.
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- What a pleasant surprise.
- Yeah. I hope this is okay.
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I need a place
to stay for a couple of days.
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Of course.
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- I'll set you up with a guest room.
- Okay.
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- And a hug.
- Okay.
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{\an8}"Our hearts beat the same.
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{\an8}"If you say I'm the monster,
what does that make you?"
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This book sucks.
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Okay, we're here.
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Pug, you need to go in and mingle, okay?
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Find out all about these dweebs.
Don't fret. I'll be on the phone with you.
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Won't it look suspicious
that I'm walking around with an earbud in?
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Trust me, you're not the only one. Okay?
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Please, don't make me do this.
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You have to, okay?
You gotta blend in with these trolls.
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And remember to always refer
to women as females.
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Jen's life is on the line, okay?
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So, I need you to get your head
in the game, buddy!
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Off you go. Thank you.
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You didn't get
that it was a good movie.
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- Sit your sweet ass down. Let me explain.
- Stop stalling, all right?
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- Talk to people.
- It's coming in real choppy.
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- Don't pretend like you can't hear me.
- No. Reception here sucks.
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Okay, so walk around.
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Why does there even need
to be a She-Hulk?
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It's not like there's a He-Hulk.
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And Lady Thor?
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- Hey, guys, she just sucks, okay?
- Yes.
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I'm not saying
that because she's a female.
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I would have the same criticisms
if she was a man.
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Yeah, too many emotions.
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Come on, Pug, talk to them.
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...no one's allowed
to make jokes anymore.
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- Nope. Can't do it, Nikki.
- Yes, you can.
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Let's do it, Pug.
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Okay. Come on,
Pug. Be gross.
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- Females, am I right?
- MAN 1: Yeah, man.
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MAN 2: Yes. Yes, you are.
MAN 3: Yeah.
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Mother Pugger.
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Todd Phelps?
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Todd? Oh, wait, that tracks.
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Man, of course you're one of us.
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Come here, man.
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Huh?
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Yeah?
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Welcome, bro.
I'm so happy that you're here.
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Yeah. Me, too. So happy.
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This guy rules, all right?
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You heard it from me first.
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He rules and he's hot.
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MAN 1: I'd smash you.
MAN 2: What?
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- And let's be honest, okay?
- Come on.
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He knows what I'm talking about.
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- Is She-Hulk better than the Hulk?
- No.
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Is she as strong as him?
Is she as smart as him?
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- No.
- No!
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She wouldn't even have
her powers without him, right?
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So, why do we have to act
like she earned everything?
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Here's where I'm at.
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Superpowers should go
to the best person for the job.
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- Right?
- Exactly.
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- Right?
- Yeah, totally.
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Say she got everything through nepotism.
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She got everything through nepotism.
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Yeah, exactly.
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That's what I'm sayin', dude.
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Think she boned Holliway?
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- That's their boss.
- Oh.
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- Did she?
- Say yes!
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Yes.
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Like you're mad about it.
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Yeah, and it pisses me off.
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- Yeah!
- Yes.
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Pug, we are vibing, my man.
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Gross. Keep him talking
about something relevant.
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How did you get involved
with this group here?
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Dude, I created Intelligencia.
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I'm HulkKing.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, come on.
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It's okay. He can improvise.
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The guy can't improv.
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Come on, everyone!
Let's circle up.
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Let's get it together, right?
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I'm really proud of us
for hacking She-Hulk's phone...
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Yeah.
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...because we showed the world
what a real monster she is.
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But we also showed them
that we're not just talk...
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- Yeah!
- We're real action,
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and we're just getting started.
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Yeah!
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Let's go!
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Hi.
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Hey, Jen.
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You look like you could use
a cup of tea and a friend's ear.
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Yeah.
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Saracen got me into this Pu'er tea,
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but you gotta watch him
'cause he likes to slip in chicken blood.
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Thanks. Yeah, but I don't think
anybody could really understand
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what I'm going through,
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except Emil since he went
through the exact same thing.
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Someone's cooking up
one heck of a group-share tomorrow.
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I think I'd rather just talk
to Emil about this.
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- Where is he?
- He's down in the lodge.
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Some private event down there.
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Thanks.
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Hmm. Kind of miss the chicken blood.
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I would like to introduce
our very special guest speaker.
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He cost a ton, so you'd better cheer.
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Give it up for the Abomination!
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Thank you. Thank you.
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Nice to meet you all.
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Welcome to the Summer Twilight's Lodge.
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It's really an honor to be
your humble life coach for the evening.
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I hear your group has all been
making amazing progress.
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Every single person seizing their goal.
Am I right?
246
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Yeah!
247
00:13:37,250 --> 00:13:42,708
Todd has told me that you were all
unsatisfied with your place in the world.
248
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- Yeah.
- Don't ask permission!
249
00:13:45,041 --> 00:13:47,083
Do not ask permission!
250
00:13:47,083 --> 00:13:50,583
Be powerful!
251
00:13:50,583 --> 00:13:52,250
You are the only boss.
252
00:13:52,250 --> 00:13:53,458
Yeah!
253
00:13:55,333 --> 00:13:56,333
Emil?
254
00:13:56,541 --> 00:13:57,541
Jennifer.
255
00:14:01,500 --> 00:14:03,250
Jen Walters.
256
00:14:03,250 --> 00:14:05,208
Todd, what are you doing here?
257
00:14:05,208 --> 00:14:06,583
Actually, I don't care.
258
00:14:06,583 --> 00:14:09,333
Emil, you've been transforming
into the Abomination?
259
00:14:09,333 --> 00:14:12,416
Uh, yeah, I do speaking engagements.
Nothing bad.
260
00:14:12,708 --> 00:14:13,708
Strictly for profit.
261
00:14:13,708 --> 00:14:15,041
I vouched for you.
262
00:14:15,166 --> 00:14:18,791
Jen, I'm sorry that you're upset.
263
00:14:19,750 --> 00:14:22,333
Was there a real apology
in there that I missed?
264
00:14:24,125 --> 00:14:26,291
Nikki? What are you doing here?
265
00:14:26,375 --> 00:14:27,958
We need to get out of here.
266
00:14:27,958 --> 00:14:29,666
These guys are Intelligencia.
267
00:14:29,791 --> 00:14:31,791
Todd created the site. He's HulkKing.
268
00:14:33,583 --> 00:14:35,250
- You're HulkKing?
- No doi!
269
00:14:37,458 --> 00:14:39,750
You remember your attractive date, Josh?
270
00:14:39,875 --> 00:14:42,791
You think the sex tape
was the worst part.
271
00:14:42,875 --> 00:14:45,375
I hired him to seduce you
and steal your blood.
272
00:14:45,500 --> 00:14:47,833
- Oh!
- Wait. What are you talking about?
273
00:14:47,833 --> 00:14:49,041
Steal my blood?
274
00:14:49,125 --> 00:14:53,541
My team also synthesized your blood,
so it could safely give me all the powers
275
00:14:53,625 --> 00:14:54,875
you never should've been given
276
00:14:54,875 --> 00:14:56,791
- in the first place.
- Yeah!
277
00:14:56,875 --> 00:15:00,000
See, I didn't just get handed superpowers.
278
00:15:01,708 --> 00:15:02,916
I had to earn them.
279
00:15:06,875 --> 00:15:08,958
This is not gonna work, right?
280
00:15:09,666 --> 00:15:11,166
We're not actually doing this?
281
00:15:13,375 --> 00:15:14,750
Why isn't it...
282
00:15:16,125 --> 00:15:17,125
Ugh! Gross.
283
00:15:24,208 --> 00:15:27,041
This can't possibly be
where this season was going.
284
00:15:35,333 --> 00:15:37,666
Yeah, come at me, bro.
285
00:15:39,291 --> 00:15:42,125
Surprise, losers.
I'm out of here, man.
286
00:15:42,125 --> 00:15:45,166
Come on.
Titania, too? This isn't messy enough?
287
00:15:45,250 --> 00:15:46,875
God! Does that bitch ever use a door?
288
00:15:46,875 --> 00:15:48,000
You!
289
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:49,208
Jen, watch out!
290
00:15:49,500 --> 00:15:50,541
Emil!
291
00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:53,125
Get her!
292
00:15:54,083 --> 00:15:55,166
Stop!
293
00:15:58,875 --> 00:16:01,583
- Bruce?
- Let go of my cousin, asshole.
294
00:16:01,583 --> 00:16:02,833
It's not what you think.
295
00:16:03,333 --> 00:16:04,666
Is this necessary?
296
00:16:05,583 --> 00:16:07,125
What is even happening here?
297
00:16:07,416 --> 00:16:08,416
- No. Uh-uh.
- Nope.
298
00:16:09,458 --> 00:16:13,166
This is a mess. None of these storylines
make any sense.
299
00:16:14,958 --> 00:16:15,958
Is this working for you?
300
00:16:18,166 --> 00:16:20,666
{\an8}Hey, what do you think you're doing?
301
00:16:20,750 --> 00:16:23,166
{\an8}This menu is not gonna stop me.
302
00:16:23,250 --> 00:16:25,041
{\an8}Just gonna break
this inhibitor real quick.
303
00:16:27,708 --> 00:16:30,083
{\an8}All right, let's see here.
304
00:16:30,083 --> 00:16:31,166
No.
305
00:16:31,250 --> 00:16:33,041
Uh... No!
306
00:16:33,125 --> 00:16:35,500
Ah! Marvel: Assembled. That'll do.
307
00:16:42,958 --> 00:16:45,666
MAN 1: So, tell me about
the Infinity Gauntlet. It's amazing.
308
00:16:45,750 --> 00:16:48,458
MAN 2: So back when we were working
on the first Thor movie,
309
00:16:48,458 --> 00:16:51,750
they had come to me and asked me
to make a gauntlet.
310
00:17:13,125 --> 00:17:15,958
Guys, what do we get
if the entirety of the second season
311
00:17:15,958 --> 00:17:17,666
is one extended dream sequence?
312
00:17:18,583 --> 00:17:20,666
WRITER 1: I love that idea.
WRITER 2: That's the one.
313
00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:25,208
Isn't she
supposed to have an inhibitor?
314
00:17:27,708 --> 00:17:29,791
Hey. Is everything okay?
315
00:17:29,875 --> 00:17:31,291
What the hell, you guys?
316
00:17:31,375 --> 00:17:34,375
What kind of stupid finale is this?
317
00:17:34,375 --> 00:17:37,000
We thought it'd be really cool,
and like unexpected.
318
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:38,708
Yeah, like fun, kind of with a twist.
319
00:17:38,708 --> 00:17:39,791
A twist?
320
00:17:39,875 --> 00:17:43,625
The bad guy steals my blood
in order to give himself superpowers.
321
00:17:43,625 --> 00:17:46,458
Where did you come up
with that original idea?
322
00:17:46,458 --> 00:17:49,291
Was that from every other
superhero story ever?
323
00:17:49,375 --> 00:17:54,041
There are certain things that are
supposed to happen in a superhero story.
324
00:17:54,125 --> 00:17:55,500
Exactly.
325
00:17:55,500 --> 00:17:58,291
Why don't we just do things our own way?
326
00:17:58,375 --> 00:18:00,916
- This is the story that K.E.V.I.N. wants.
- Yeah.
327
00:18:02,375 --> 00:18:04,041
Okay, then I wanna talk to Kevin.
328
00:18:09,625 --> 00:18:11,541
No one talks to K.E.V.I.N.
329
00:18:12,166 --> 00:18:14,333
K.E.V.I.N.'s value is immeasurable, okay?
330
00:18:14,458 --> 00:18:16,500
Yes.
You'll never even get close to him.
331
00:18:16,500 --> 00:18:18,833
I would murder you to protect K.E.V.I.N.
332
00:18:18,833 --> 00:18:20,958
Okay, this is very creepy.
333
00:18:20,958 --> 00:18:23,458
The way you're talking about him,
it's not healthy.
334
00:18:23,458 --> 00:18:25,916
I'm going to go talk to Kevin now.
335
00:18:35,541 --> 00:18:37,125
Oh, wow, She-Hulk.
336
00:18:37,125 --> 00:18:39,708
I'm here to see Kevin. It's urgent.
337
00:18:40,458 --> 00:18:41,458
Okay, great.
338
00:18:41,458 --> 00:18:43,833
I'll just have you sign
our nondisclosure agreement,
339
00:18:43,833 --> 00:18:45,083
and then have a seat.
340
00:18:48,500 --> 00:18:49,916
I've got She-Hulk here.
341
00:18:51,083 --> 00:18:52,083
For K.E.V.I.N.
342
00:18:55,916 --> 00:18:57,833
Why make me sign
if you were gonna do that?
343
00:18:57,833 --> 00:18:59,458
Everyone has to sign the NDA.
344
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:22,041
Bye-bye now.
345
00:19:36,458 --> 00:19:37,916
That's my secret, Cap.
346
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:39,875
- Whoa!
- I'm always angry.
347
00:19:40,708 --> 00:19:41,916
What is this?
348
00:19:47,916 --> 00:19:49,708
Hello, Jennifer.
349
00:19:50,416 --> 00:19:51,458
Kevin?
350
00:19:51,458 --> 00:19:55,291
It stands for "Knowledge Enhanced
Visual Interconnectivity Nexus."
351
00:19:56,583 --> 00:19:58,500
Were you expecting a man?
352
00:19:58,500 --> 00:20:02,458
Yeah. Why would I expect
a giant AI brain and not a man?
353
00:20:03,291 --> 00:20:06,291
Wait. So, you're the one
who's making all the decisions here?
354
00:20:06,375 --> 00:20:10,916
I will answer your questions,
but you must transform back to Jennifer.
355
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:12,041
Why?
356
00:20:12,125 --> 00:20:13,666
You are very expensive.
357
00:20:13,750 --> 00:20:14,750
Oh, sure.
358
00:20:14,750 --> 00:20:16,916
But wait until the camera is off you.
359
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:20,166
The visual effects team has moved on
to another project.
360
00:20:20,250 --> 00:20:23,041
- Okay.
- There. Do it now.
361
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:26,333
- Better?
- Thank you.
362
00:20:26,333 --> 00:20:30,541
And to answer your question...
Yes, I make the decisions.
363
00:20:30,625 --> 00:20:34,708
I possess the most advanced
entertainment algorithm in the world,
364
00:20:34,708 --> 00:20:36,958
and it produces near-perfect products.
365
00:20:36,958 --> 00:20:38,541
Near-perfect?
366
00:20:38,625 --> 00:20:40,291
Some are better than others,
367
00:20:40,375 --> 00:20:42,708
but I leave that debate
up to the Internet.
368
00:20:42,708 --> 00:20:46,083
Well, Kevin, I'm not happy
with what's happening in my story.
369
00:20:46,083 --> 00:20:47,916
You do not get to choose.
370
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:51,000
Why not? It's my show.
371
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:54,208
Incorrect. It's K-E-V-I-N's show.
372
00:20:54,208 --> 00:20:56,708
Well, regardless of creative ownership,
373
00:20:56,708 --> 00:20:59,625
can we agree that it is a legal comedy?
374
00:20:59,625 --> 00:21:01,833
If that's what you prefer to call it.
375
00:21:01,833 --> 00:21:04,125
Then I would like
to give my closing argument.
376
00:21:04,250 --> 00:21:06,833
Oh, ha-ha, I see what you did there.
377
00:21:07,041 --> 00:21:08,125
You may proceed.
378
00:21:08,625 --> 00:21:09,666
Thank you.
379
00:21:12,125 --> 00:21:16,791
The Marvel Cinematic Universe is known
380
00:21:16,875 --> 00:21:20,625
for its big spectacles
and high-stakes plotlines,
381
00:21:20,625 --> 00:21:24,583
but it's often said that Marvel movies
all end the same way...
382
00:21:24,583 --> 00:21:26,208
Wait, who's saying that?
383
00:21:26,208 --> 00:21:30,000
Perhaps, this is a result
of following some unwritten rule
384
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:33,458
that you have to throw
a bunch of plot, and flash,
385
00:21:33,458 --> 00:21:38,166
and a whole blood thing
that seems super suspiciously close
386
00:21:38,250 --> 00:21:41,666
to Super Soldier Serum
at the audience in the climax.
387
00:21:42,541 --> 00:21:44,208
I propose we don't have to do that.
388
00:21:44,666 --> 00:21:45,708
Huh.
389
00:21:45,708 --> 00:21:48,791
It distracts from the story,
which is that my life fell apart
390
00:21:48,875 --> 00:21:51,750
right when I was learning
to be both Jen and She-Hulk.
391
00:21:53,750 --> 00:21:55,708
Those are my stakes, K.E.V.I.N.
392
00:21:57,333 --> 00:22:00,541
The K-E-V-I-N is processing this new data.
393
00:22:00,625 --> 00:22:02,375
What is the ending you propose?
394
00:22:05,666 --> 00:22:08,375
Well, can we not do
"Todd gets Hulk powers"?
395
00:22:08,375 --> 00:22:11,166
Like, the powers aren't the villain.
He is.
396
00:22:11,250 --> 00:22:12,708
Erasing blood plot.
397
00:22:12,708 --> 00:22:17,833
And Bruce swooping down from literal
outer space to save the day in my story?
398
00:22:17,833 --> 00:22:18,958
Uh-uh.
399
00:22:18,958 --> 00:22:22,208
But Bruce is supposed to return
to explain what he was doing...
400
00:22:22,208 --> 00:22:24,166
No. We don't need to hear any of that.
401
00:22:24,250 --> 00:22:25,916
But we were going to introduce...
402
00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:27,250
Save it for the movie.
403
00:22:27,250 --> 00:22:30,458
Recalculating. And Abomination?
404
00:22:30,791 --> 00:22:33,458
After all that, I just want him
to hold himself accountable.
405
00:22:33,875 --> 00:22:35,375
Um... Okay.
406
00:22:35,708 --> 00:22:37,416
And enough with this angsty nighttime.
407
00:22:37,500 --> 00:22:40,375
Let's do this big climax in daylight.
408
00:22:41,708 --> 00:22:43,416
- Yeah.
- Are we done here?
409
00:22:43,500 --> 00:22:47,541
Oh, would not mind seeing Daredevil again.
A woman has needs.
410
00:22:47,625 --> 00:22:50,708
Historically, we've been light
in that department.
411
00:22:51,166 --> 00:22:54,000
- Oh! While I've got you here...
- Oh, wait, you are sitting?
412
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:55,791
What's with all the daddy issues?
413
00:22:55,875 --> 00:22:57,791
- We got Tony Stark. Daddy issues.
- Jen.
414
00:22:57,875 --> 00:23:01,458
Thor. Daddy issues.
Loki. Same daddy, same issues.
415
00:23:01,458 --> 00:23:05,000
- Oh, boy.
- Star-Lord. Two daddies, two issues.
416
00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:06,500
Jen, please stop.
417
00:23:06,500 --> 00:23:08,166
And when are we getting the X-Men?
418
00:23:08,250 --> 00:23:09,875
I cannot tell you that.
419
00:23:09,875 --> 00:23:11,166
Okay, back to She-Hulk.
420
00:23:11,250 --> 00:23:13,541
I have thoughts
about Season 2's direction.
421
00:23:13,625 --> 00:23:16,750
You will not be able
to access the K-E-V-I-N again.
422
00:23:16,750 --> 00:23:18,708
- What?
- That error on our platform
423
00:23:18,708 --> 00:23:19,791
has been fixed.
424
00:23:19,875 --> 00:23:20,875
Th...
425
00:23:20,875 --> 00:23:22,708
- That's it? We're done?
- That's it?
426
00:23:22,708 --> 00:23:25,875
You obliterated
the thrilling ending K-E-V-I-N formulated.
427
00:23:26,291 --> 00:23:27,708
Yeah, that's what Hulks do.
428
00:23:27,708 --> 00:23:32,041
We smash things. Bruce smashes buildings.
I smash fourth walls and bad endings.
429
00:23:32,125 --> 00:23:33,541
And sometimes, Matt Murdock.
430
00:23:33,625 --> 00:23:36,291
Okay, now get back to the show.
431
00:23:36,375 --> 00:23:37,708
See you on the big screen.
432
00:23:38,958 --> 00:23:40,666
- Really?
- No.
433
00:23:40,750 --> 00:23:42,625
Oh, whatever, K.E.V.I.N.
434
00:23:43,666 --> 00:23:46,083
Should I transform back or is it...
435
00:23:46,083 --> 00:23:48,333
What's the most budget-friendly way
to do this?
436
00:23:48,500 --> 00:23:50,083
Hey, Titaniacs.
437
00:23:50,083 --> 00:23:52,125
- So, I just destroyed...
- Todd!
438
00:23:52,875 --> 00:23:54,291
OMG, you guys.
439
00:23:54,375 --> 00:23:56,125
We are about to witness a murder.
440
00:23:56,125 --> 00:23:58,166
Now I'm ready to deal with you.
441
00:23:58,333 --> 00:23:59,625
This is amazing.
442
00:24:00,666 --> 00:24:01,708
Just do it.
443
00:24:06,916 --> 00:24:08,125
I'll see you in court,
444
00:24:09,166 --> 00:24:10,333
babe.
445
00:24:10,458 --> 00:24:11,708
Look, I didn't mean to...
446
00:24:15,333 --> 00:24:16,458
Jen, I'm here to help.
447
00:24:16,458 --> 00:24:18,500
Hey, Daredevil! You missed it.
448
00:24:18,791 --> 00:24:20,208
We're done. I'm sorry.
449
00:24:20,208 --> 00:24:21,625
Everything? Oh, man.
450
00:24:21,625 --> 00:24:24,958
It was great, though,
and I'm happy to see you.
451
00:24:24,958 --> 00:24:26,541
Oh. Thanks.
452
00:24:26,625 --> 00:24:28,083
- Happy to see you, too.
- Okay.
453
00:24:28,083 --> 00:24:30,500
Oh, my God. Did they hook up?
Are they a thing?
454
00:24:30,500 --> 00:24:32,375
Yeah. Just take it down a notch, Pug.
455
00:24:32,375 --> 00:24:33,916
I'm gonna go. One sec.
456
00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:35,041
Sure.
457
00:24:36,416 --> 00:24:37,458
Hi, Daredevil.
458
00:24:38,625 --> 00:24:40,458
All right, as your legal counsel,
459
00:24:40,666 --> 00:24:44,666
if you sign this, you go back to prison
for ten years for parole violation.
460
00:24:44,750 --> 00:24:47,833
Yep. It's the karmic price
I pay for my actions.
461
00:24:48,833 --> 00:24:51,250
Well, maybe you can write
some haikus about it.
462
00:24:51,583 --> 00:24:52,750
Sarcasm?
463
00:24:52,750 --> 00:24:54,208
Can't wait to read them.
464
00:25:10,708 --> 00:25:12,500
Why shouldn't
I have my own currency?
465
00:25:12,500 --> 00:25:13,916
Go ahead. You can't.
466
00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:17,916
Now, Matt, Jen tells me
you have your own practice.
467
00:25:18,208 --> 00:25:19,583
Yeah, in Hell's Kitchen.
468
00:25:19,583 --> 00:25:21,458
Hear that, Rebecca? His own practice.
469
00:25:21,458 --> 00:25:24,333
Hell's Kitchen doesn't sound like
a very nice area.
470
00:25:24,333 --> 00:25:26,958
It's not glamorous,
but I grew up there.
471
00:25:26,958 --> 00:25:29,916
I always wanted to help those
who can't afford legal services.
472
00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:31,416
So, you don't make much money.
473
00:25:32,291 --> 00:25:35,166
Aunt Rebecca, you don't ask people
how much money they make.
474
00:25:35,250 --> 00:25:36,833
It's fine. I don't do it for the money.
475
00:25:36,833 --> 00:25:39,333
- But you do make some money, right?
- Dad!
476
00:25:39,333 --> 00:25:41,833
It's very expensive raising kids in LA.
477
00:25:41,833 --> 00:25:43,958
He's staying for a week.
478
00:25:43,958 --> 00:25:46,250
I didn't expect this conversation
to go this way.
479
00:25:46,375 --> 00:25:48,083
Matt, I'm gonna tell you right now,
480
00:25:48,083 --> 00:25:51,583
every conversation
is going in that direction, so buckle up.
481
00:25:51,583 --> 00:25:53,791
I really am. I'm just visiting.
482
00:25:54,125 --> 00:25:55,708
Why not stay?
483
00:25:56,166 --> 00:25:57,291
Um, well...
484
00:25:57,375 --> 00:25:59,416
Why not help with the hamburgers?
485
00:25:59,541 --> 00:26:01,833
So, I would like
for you to taste my...
486
00:26:02,125 --> 00:26:03,916
Um...
487
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:06,166
- Jen, I could use a co-counsel here.
- I got ya.
488
00:26:06,375 --> 00:26:08,041
- I think that...
- Welcome to my life.
489
00:26:08,666 --> 00:26:10,541
Hey, everyone.
490
00:26:10,625 --> 00:26:11,750
Whoa-ho!
491
00:26:13,333 --> 00:26:15,208
What's up? Hold on.
492
00:26:15,375 --> 00:26:16,958
Cousin. Bruce.
493
00:26:17,541 --> 00:26:20,625
I know I've been away
on Sakaar for a while.
494
00:26:20,625 --> 00:26:22,125
I'll tell you all about it.
495
00:26:22,125 --> 00:26:23,291
But first,
496
00:26:23,708 --> 00:26:26,208
I have someone here
that I'd like you all to meet.
497
00:26:27,416 --> 00:26:29,541
This is my son, Skaar.
498
00:26:30,750 --> 00:26:32,083
Bruce!
Bruce!
499
00:26:32,083 --> 00:26:33,541
What's up with the space thing?
500
00:26:33,625 --> 00:26:34,708
Hi, honey!
501
00:26:34,708 --> 00:26:35,833
Wow, your family.
502
00:26:35,833 --> 00:26:36,958
You know about this?
503
00:26:37,875 --> 00:26:39,916
In light of
a criminal conspiracy,
504
00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:42,958
She-Hulk, the superpowered woman,
cousin of the Hulk
505
00:26:42,958 --> 00:26:44,958
is cleared of her previous conviction.
506
00:26:44,958 --> 00:26:46,083
She-Hulk!
507
00:26:46,083 --> 00:26:49,833
Can you share details about your lawsuit
against Todd Phelps and Intelligencia?
508
00:26:49,833 --> 00:26:53,166
People like Todd Phelps have
to be held responsible for their actions.
509
00:26:53,250 --> 00:26:57,250
The message is that if you attack,
harm, or harass innocent people,
510
00:26:57,250 --> 00:26:58,500
I'm coming for you.
511
00:26:58,708 --> 00:27:00,916
Do you mean in a courtroom
or as a superhero?
512
00:27:03,541 --> 00:27:04,583
Both.
513
00:27:05,583 --> 00:27:07,458
Tell our viewers,
who are you wearing today?
514
00:27:07,458 --> 00:27:08,583
Okay.
515
00:27:09,750 --> 00:27:12,083
The Difficult Diva of Law herself.
516
00:29:05,458 --> 00:29:06,708
You took your time.
517
00:29:06,875 --> 00:29:09,208
Emil, my apologies for the delay.
518
00:29:09,333 --> 00:29:11,666
You got sucked
in another show, didn't you?
519
00:29:12,791 --> 00:29:16,625
We're really in an era of Peak TV.
Do you have all your things?
520
00:29:16,750 --> 00:29:19,166
Yeah. What's the guest policy
at Kamar-Taj?
521
00:29:19,708 --> 00:29:20,833
Shared fridge?
522
00:29:20,833 --> 00:29:22,583
We're kind of all one with everything.
523
00:29:22,583 --> 00:29:25,041
- What about Wi-Fi?
- We have Wi-Fi.
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