All language subtitles for Just My Luck 2006_track3_[eng]

♪♪ [fingers snapping]

♪♪ [pop]

♪ Your technique
it leaves me weak ♪

-[cat screeches]
-♪ My heart knows
it's the beat I seek ♪

-♪ And I found it ♪
-♪ Just got lucky ♪

-♪ Oh, yes, I found it ♪
-♪ Just got lucky ♪

♪ I never worry
that your love is fake ♪

♪ I'm free and easy
and I'm feeling jake ♪

-♪ 'Cause I found it ♪
-♪ Just got lucky ♪

-♪ Oh, boy, I found it ♪
-♪ Just got lucky ♪

♪ 'Cause I never felt
this way before ♪

-Morning, Oscar.
-Morning, Miss Albright.

Finding a cab may take a while
in this mess. No umbrella?

Really think I need one?

Guess not.

[laughs]

-[horn honks]
-Thanks. Have a good one.

Oh.

Nice. Bye.

First stop,
66th and Broadway.

I need to be there
in four minutes, please.

[laughs] Oh, yeah.
That's gonna happen.

Hi. Dana?

MAN [on phone]:
WNYH. You're caller seven.
Can you name our mystery song?

-Oops. I did it again. Sorry.
- That's right! You win!

Oh, that's like
five greens in a row.

The force is strong
this morning, boy.

Dana, it looks like
I'm running a little early.

So I'm gonna make a stop
at Balducci's. Muffin?

I am the master of my universe.
Positive energy,
positive results.

[dog yipping]

Oh, perfect.
Taking the dog for a walk.

Good morning, Mr. Phillips.
I want to introduce you to the
hottest band in New York City.

-[dog yipping]
-Magic time.

Oh, perfect!

Huh. Find a penny--

[cloth tears]

[sighs]

Uh, Mr. Phillips?
Excuse me?

[mutters, sighs]

MAN #1: Here we go. Lift.

-MAN #2: Good?
-MAN #1 Walk it around.

Bring it around.
Bring it around.

That's it.

[chattering]

[elevator bell dings]

[sighs]

-MAN: Hey, hold it, please.
-Oh.

-Thanks.
-You're welcome.

-[dog yipping]
-Come on, baby.

-[whimpers]
-Baby made a poo-poo!

-Now, let's go.
-[whistles]

Baby, your poo-poo's
costing me.

[grunting]

Happy?

[dog whimpers]

-Hi. Good morning.
-Mm-hmm.

[laughs]
Sweet.

[groans]

[dog yipping]

JAKE: [grunts]
Oh, my gosh!
Are you okay?

-What are you doing? Get off!
-I'm sorry. Are you o--

Look, I'm--
Let me help you up.
Stop hitting me!

-Let me help you up!
It was an accident!
-Oh, my God! Help!

-Hey, you! Don't move!
-This is not--

-Help! Help!
-This is not--not good.
Not good.

-WOMAN: Somebody!
-Stay there!

-MAN: Let me help you up!
Come on!
-WOMAN: Get that thing near me,
and I'll smack it!

I need backup! 288 in the
park! Hey, you! Stay there!

-WOMAN: I'll get you!
-MAN: The button popped!

OFFICER: Green jacket, skull
cap. Pursuing on foot.

We're making music here.
We're not making chicken.

PHILLIPS: Well, get it done.
We need this done.

MAN: Hello. Sir, excuse me!
Good morning, Mr. Phillips!

-I have a brand-new--
-Got you!

-Mr. Phillips!
-OFFICER: Give me your arm,
pervert!

-Take a quick listen!
-OFFICER: You smell like dog
crap!

Hey, officer, could you take me
to the 36th Precinct?

They're nice to me there.

[elevator bell dings]

You promise? 6:00?

Okay. I'll be the redhead
who looks like this.

In that case,
I'll be there at 5:30.

Okay.

-[elevator dinging]
-[shouting]

Morning, Maggie.

Oh, what are you
so chipper about?

[sighs] Brad Pitt and Jude Law
had a baby,

and I just met him
in the elevator.

WOMAN: Braden & Company.
Can I help you?

-Somebody ordered Balducci's.
-Oh, yum. Excuse me.

What's happening on this body?
Is this a new coat?

Yeah. Can you believe it?
Sample sale. Fifty percent off.

-Ohh.
-And her coat
met someone.

David Pennington.
Owner of the Boston Celtics
David Pennington?

No, silly.
It's his son.

Impressive. But I, too,
had a really great morning.

Apparently, Saturn
is in line with Neptune.

[chuckles] Dana, you know those
things aren't exactly factual,
right?

Ooh! Ooh! And my new song
got a really polite
rejection letter

from Two Tone Records.

But you know what they say:
One door closes,
and two doors open.

DANA: Speaking of doors, uh, the
Phillips meeting-- When is it?

Now.

All right, I've gotta
go take notes.

-DANA: Okay.
-ASHLEY: I will see you guys
after.

-Bye. Can I have one of those?
-Do you want the bran?

Where is everybody?

-[alarm blaring]
-[all shouting]

[shouting continues]

PHILLIPS: Look, our SoundScans
last week were 470,000.

That's why we de--
Yes, we deserve to be
at the front of the store.

Look, you tell him
because I said so.

You tell him Damon Phillips
said so. I'm hanging up now.

I thought we had a meeting.

Oh, they should be here soon.
If you'd care to--

MAN #1: Wait?

This is a big insult. D.
doesn't wait for anybody.

MAN #2: Yeah, that's right.
No one. Okay?

And he is furious.
Ain't that right?

It's true. I'm furious.

They should be here
at any second. I promise.

-[alarm continues blaring]
-WOMAN: Are you kidding me,
people! Sara! Sara, do
something!

Oh, look! I just got
an I.M. from Miss Braden.

And it says she's doing
some final touches...

on an extra special
presentation for you, and
she'll be right here.

Right.

Do you know how much
Downtown Masquerade Records
made last year?

Yes. 507 million, gross.

Therefore, you know
how much each and every
minute of my time is worth.

$964.

Damn, that's a lot of money.
I didn't expect that.

MAN #2:
Yeah, and that includes
the time that you're sleeping.

So even when I go poo-poo,
I'm makin' money?

-That's some expensive shit.
-PHILLIPS: Damn skippy.

So you see why I can't afford
to waste any time.

And this is wasted time!

I completely understand that.
If you could just give me
a moment, then I will start.

Please. If it's
not worth the minute,
then I will give you $965.

Hmm.

Because personally
I think you're underpaid.

[inhales]

Hope you have your checkbook.

[siren wailing in distance]

-OFFICER #1:
They brought him into custody.
-OFFICER #2:
Charlie caught the case?

-OFFICER #1: Yeah.
-OFFICER #2:
Charlie's crazy, you know.

-OFFICER #2: Oh, I can't believe
it's raining again.
-OFFICER #1: Oh. Yeah.

-[alarm continues blaring]
-Let me out! Let me out first!

[shouting continues]

-Sara!
-Yes, uh, Miss--

PHILLIPS: Right. No. Of course.

Wha--Right.

Damon. Damon, I'm so sorry
to keep you waiting.

-Uh-huh.
-[sighs]

With cheese. Okay.

So, I just need to get the
files, and we can start the
presentation--

-No, no. We're done.
-Damon, please.
The elevator was stuck.

What are you talking about?
Miss Albright just pitched me
your entire P.R. strategy.

It's brilliant. Especially
the part about the party.

Oh. A p-party?

Yeah, the masquerade
bash thing. I love it.

-Oh, you--you like that?
-Yeah.

It's a great way to showcase our
talent and get a tax write-off
and support a good cause.

-And you know I can never...
-[fingers snapping]

...say no... to a party.

[rapping]
What you say. What you say.
What you say.

PEGGY: Me too.
I love to par-tay.

Don't do that.

MAN #1: Got you covered, Mr. D.
Your car is right this way.

Masquerade bash?

Uh, I'm really sorry,
Miss Braden. I just--

I took notes at other
meetings, and then I just
improvised from there.

Well, looks like you've
got a big party to plan.

Right. Right. Yeah.

PEGGY: Of course, you'll need
your own office.

-Wh--Me?
-Your idea.
You're in charge. Sara?

-Huh?
-Find Ashley a new office...

-and get her
a company credit card.
-Thank you, Miss Braden.

Oh, please, Ashley.
From now on, it's Peggy.

-Peggy.
-Peggy.

-[giggles]
-And you are?

-Mail.
-Whatever.

And don't worry, Ashley.
I'll be watching
your every move.

-Sara.
-Yes, ma'am?

[sighs]

Katy, I'm home.

[door unlocking]

Oh, hey, Jake.

Hey. Wow.
What happened to you?

-Fourth-grade boys.
-They're the worst,
aren't they? Let me see.

What's it stuck on with?
Krazy Glue.

Huh, been there. At least
you had a better day than me.

-Burger?
-Of course. Ketchup for you.

-WOMAN: Katy, where's my bun?
-Oh, it's in the oven,
Grandma.

-JAKE: She's got a bun
in the oven?
-Hey, Jake.

-Hey, Aunt Martha.
-Now, Katy,

I'll be back after
my shift at midnight.

Cool.

MARTHA: Stay out of trouble.

-Love you, Jake.
-Love you too.

-MARTHA: Katy, mind your cousin.
-JAKE: I'll keep an eye on her.

See ya.

-Ready?
-Wait. Is it gonna sting? 'Cause
I kind of like wearing it.

Well, it's not gonna sting
if you hold still.

-Ow. Ow. Ow.
-Okay. Hold still!
It's gonna be fine!

Hold still.
One, two, three--

There you go. There you go.
Well, hold on. Hold on.
Hold on. All right.

-What do you say?
-Thank you, Jake.
You're my hero.

Give me some skin.
You know, I'm gonna take this.

This is definitely
a, uh, choking hazard.

-All right.
-Bye.

See ya.

-[grunts] Not again! Oh!
-[clattering]

DANA: So, where is he
taking you?

A basketball game. His dad's
team is playing Philly.

Not sexy enough.
Home or away?

-Away.
-Let me guess.

On his private jet
which he flies himself?

-So wrong. He has a pilot.
-Speaking of dates. Hello?

We should try to find
the dragon lady one
for the bash.

That way,
she won't be all over us,
watching our every move.

Mm. Good luck. Men of Peggy's
caliber don't exactly take ads
in the Yellow Pages.

[scoffs]
Could you possibly
idolize her any more?

What? She's
sophisticated, glamorous,
gets invited everywhere...

and never has to stay home
because she has nothing to wear.

-Right. Nothing to wear.
-Wee, wee, wee.

-[doorbell rings]

-Coming!
-I'll get it.

-I'm coming.
-I'm coming!

-Find an outfit.
-DANA: I found one.

-DANA: Ooh, ooh, ooh.
-MAGGIE: Whoa. Who is that?

Down, girl.
You're drooling on my doormat.
Oh, it's my next-door neighbor.

-Who?
-Shh. Antonio.

-Oh, hey, Ashley.
-Hey.

Your dry cleaning was delivered
while you were out, so I took
it. I hope you don't mind.

Oh, you are such an angel.
Thank you.

-I do what I can.
Big date tonight?
-Kind of big. You?

-Ah, every night is date night.
-[chuckles]

-Okay, I'll see you then.
-Thanks.

-Bye.
-Oh, hey, Antonio.

Are you free next Thursday?

I'm never free.
What do you have in mind?

Well, you won't
want to miss this.

Masquerade Records is throwing
an outrageous promo party.

Food, fun, dancing...
and a blind date with my boss.

Your boss?
What's she like?

She's very smart, strong,
an independent woman.

-Is she good-looking?
-Of course.

Okay, look, if you think
we'll hit it off, then
that's good enough for me.

Oh, you're the best.
Thank you so much. Bye.

-DANA: Bye.
-Oh, yes! A date
for the dragon lady.

-Yes!
-You know, this isn't mine.

Whose is it?

-Oh! Sarah Jessica Parker's.
-[screams]

-What?
-Not kidding.

MAGGIE: I did not know
Sarah Jessica Parker
lived in your building.

Oh, my God.
And look, it's Dolce.

Oh, my gosh.
I can return it tomorrow.

[sighs]
Let me look. Oh, yes.

Your size.
What are the odds?

-Don't be jealous.
-You know, this might
actually look cute on me.

-You should totally
wear it tonight.
-Well, of course.

-Yeah, I'm gonna need
some chocolate now. Thanks.
-I'm gonna need some milk.

I'm gonna go try on
the dress.

[wings flapping]

Thanks.

MAN #1: Ay, ay! Asshole!

-[tires screeching]
-MAN #2: Hey, watch it, will ya!

Sorry. Sorry. It's okay.

Yo, one, two, check.
Sound check.

♪♪ [rock]

♪ She's got a lip ring
and five colors in her hair ♪

♪ Not into fashion, but I love
the clothes she wears ♪

- ♪ Her tattoo's always hidden ♪
-Hey, Jake.

-Hey, Mac.
-♪ By her underwear
she don't care ♪

♪ Everybody
wants to know her name ♪

♪ I threw a house party
and she came ♪

♪ Everyone asked me
Who the hell is she ♪

♪ That weirdo with
five colors in her hair ♪

Hey, hey! Hey, Jake!

Jake, how'd it go?

So, uh--So you got
Phillips the CD?

Uh, not ex--not exactly.

You know, we just had
some scheduling conflicts
we had to deal with.

Jake, this has been
going on for weeks.

Guys, we're right on track.
Trust me.

There are even gonna be
a couple of "A" and "R" guys
here tonight.

Hey, Jake.
There's a clogged toilet
in the men's room.

Uh, and I'm looking forward
to plunging it, Mac,

but not until my shift starts,
which is in two hours.

Pretend it's a Grammy.

Grammy? Grammy it is. Okay.

So I'm gonna take care of this.
Keep up the energy.

Hit that "G," Tom.
We're gonna have a great
show tonight, guys.

♪ She's just a loner
with a sexy attitude ♪

MAN:
♪ What a beautiful smile ♪

♪ Can I stay for a while ♪

♪ On this beautiful night ♪

♪ We'll make everything right ♪

-MAN: Here we go.
-ASHLEY: Thank you.

I thought we were
taking a jet.

This takes us to the jet.

Oh, wow. This is definitely
going in my diary.
[squeals]

PENNINGTON: Good evening,
Bayonne. Ashley, where did you
get that gorgeous dress?

ASHLEY [laughs]:
Don't ask.

♪ Maybe all will see ♪

♪ What a beautiful night ♪

♪ We'll make everything right ♪

♪ My beautiful love ♪

[bowling pins falling]

♪ Some guys have all the luck ♪

♪ Some guys get all the fun ♪

♪ Some guys have all the luck ♪

MAN #1: How about that table
right there?
-MAN #2: Yeah, that looks good.

-Hi. How are ya?
-MAN #2: Hi.

JAKE: Guys, you're on.

Gentlemen, enjoy the show.
Cocktails on us.

JAKE: Ladies and gentlemen,
give it up for the hottest
rock band in New York City!

-McFly!
-[cheering]

♪ She's got a lip ring
and five colors in her hair ♪

♪ Not into fashion, but I love
the clothes she wears ♪

♪ Her tattoo's always hidden
by her underwear ♪

-♪ But she don't care ♪
-[screams]

-[microphone feedback]
-[gasping, chattering]

-Keep on going. I got it.
-[feedback continues]

-Oh!
-Let's get out of here.

-[Jake yells]
-Hey, fellas, come on.

[chattering continues]

[groans]

You're firing me?
You don't even pay me.

Look, Jake, you're good.
I mean, you did find us.

-It's just--
-But? What's the but?

But we just think
it's time to go home.

No, you can't go back home.
We're this close, guys.

But Jake, we haven't had
any lucky breaks over here.

Yeah, and poor Doug misses his
mum. Yeah, he does. He cries
every night.

-[yells]
-One week. How's that?

How's that? On week.
You give me one week.

And if I can't make it
happen for you guys by then,
then I get it.

We're done.
You can go back home.
No hard feelings. One week.

-Okay. One week.
-One week.

-One week.
-All right!

-Get some rest, guys.
-DANNY: Mum's gonna have to wait
one more week, Doug.

[laughing]

One week.

-[speaking Japanese]
-So, did you?

Okay, David Pennington
is a gentleman.

-We kissed.
-Boring.

-Check please, Zuki.
-Okay.

-Thank you.
-So, was it a, um,
normal kiss...

or was it a supernatural,
tingling in your toes,

butterflies in your tummy
sort of kiss?

It was... enough
to get him to ask me
on another date.

-Mm!
-[laughs]

-Thank you.
-No, no, no, no.
Uh-uh.

Uh--W-Wait.
What's that?

Senor Platinum
says lunch is on him.

-I can't stand this.
-What?

Now, on top of everything else,
Peggy Braden has given you
worldwide buying power?

Okay, there's positive energy,
and then there's just
plain dumb luck.

Here we go again.
Maggie, you've known me
since seventh grade, right?

Okay, will you please
tell her that I'm not lucky?

Well, you were voted
prom queen at Franklin High.

-So?
-We went to Jefferson.

-That doesn't mean anything.
-Okay.

-DANA: What? Are you kidding me?
-HOST: Thank you, Ashley.

-Thank you.
-Thank you, Ashley.

-Thank you, Ashley.
-But face it, babe,

when they whacked you
with that lucky stick,
they whacked you good.

-You guys are silly.
-[speaking Japanese]

-Thank you.
-Thank you.

Okay. All right.
If you don't think
you have the luck gene,

then you wouldn't mind
taking a little test.

-Test?
-Yeah.

Test? Cool.
What kind of test?

-Ooh, sorry.
-Excusez-moi.

-Hi. One scratcher, please.
-Oh!

-What kind?
-You wanna pick?

-This is not a fair
test. I happen to be
very good at these.
-The green one.

It's a lottery.
Nobody's good at them.

-MAN: Dollar.
-Thank you.

-[sighs] Guys--
-Come on!

I mean, seriously,
this is silly.

-Do it. Do it. Do it.
-Fine. No peeking.

-Why?
-It's my scratcher now.

What'd you get?
What'd you get?
What'd you get?

ASHLEY: Five, 10, 15.
I told you I was good at these.

DANA: You are the luckiest
person in the world.

How do you do it, Ash?
How do you do it?

I told you. You just
scratch the silver boxes.

Scratch? You just scratch?
I could kill you!

Hey, watch it.
I can't afford to be injured.
I've got a major event to plan.

And we have a walk-through
downtown with Peggy
in 10 minutes.

Taxi! We have to pick up
the presentation boards.
We're never gonna make it.

Negativity.
That's your problem.

-That's true. Bye, sweets!
-Make mama proud!

-ASHLEY: Of course. Love you.
-MAGGIE: Au revoir!

DANA: How you feeling?
-Nervous.

-She's gonna love it.
-Okay.

-DANA: How about right here?
-ASLEY: Yeah.

-This place is amazing!
-Quick. She's ready.

-Hi, Miss Braden.
-Uh!

Sorry. Peggy. So, are you
ready to be impressed?

-I'm ready to have questions.
-Of course. I would hope so.

Okay, so we're going
for a carnival-like atmosphere.

We'll have an upscale mixture
of V.I.P.'s, celebs...

and record industry insiders.

Only, everyone
will wear masks.

Interesting.

We'll have a deejay,
circus performers,

fortune-tellers,
atmosphere smoke and neon.

Over here will be
the V.I.P. area.

We'll have champagne--
only the best.

ASHLEY [continues]: Dom Pérignon
served by waiters on stilts.

And then a stage
with Masquerade's latest videos
and professional dancers.

-[dance music]
-[people chattering]

ASHLEY: And over there,
little alcoves...

with couches and with drapes
to give people privacy.

Overhead, sky dancers.

Now, I want people to feel
like anything can happen here.

♪ Jump, jump, jump ♪

♪ Jump a little higher ♪

♪ Go, go, go ♪

♪ Everyone is jumping around ♪

It's gonna be
a magical night.

-♪ And everybody's
jumping around ♪
-♪ Jump till you drop ♪

♪♪ [continues, indistinct]

-The hired dancers?
-Are doing their thing.

-And Phillips?
-Is happy and
is going up in five.

Peggy, I've got it covered.

See that you do, my dear.

♪♪ [continues, indistinct]

Oh, thank God.

Thank you so much.
I owe you big time.

So, which one is she?

Oh, she's the tall blonde one,
near the fortune-teller.

-Ah, very nice.
-Yeah, she's
a little high-strung.

ANTONIO: No problem.

It is gonna
cost you extra.

You're terrible. But a doll.

Now go. I have work to do.

So do I.

-♪ Go, go, go ♪
-♪ Everybody's jumping around ♪

-MAN [on earpiece]
Got another freeloader.
-What? No, no, no.

If they're not on the list,
they cannot get in.
No exceptions.

-I'm on the list. "Plus one."
-[chattering]

I'm on the list.
It's the jacket!
It's a corduroy!

-MALE REPORTER:
Hey, look this way!
-Ow! My foot!

-Sorry. They threw me.
-What a loser!

Of course I'm all right.
[grunts]

MAN:
Just get the next one.

MAN #2:
Yeah, I got these.

JAKE: Uh, mm, is this
the Masquerade bash?

-Are you Ronald?
-Uh, yeah. Yeah.

-Th-That's me. Ronald.
-You're late.

-Dancers change in Room 5.
-Okay. [chuckles]

MAN: So go on.

JAKE: Up to Room 5.
Hope these clothes fit.

♪♪ [woman singing pop,
indistinct]

WOMAN: Just as I thought.
The Lovers.

-PEGGY [gasps]: Oh, fantastic!
-ANTONIO: See, I told you, baby.

Ashley!

Antonio. Peggy.

You two look like
you're hitting it off.

Yes, we really are.
Thanks for hooking us up.

-You set us up?
-Guilty as charged.

Well, thank you.
He is adorable.

Oh, my pleasure. You two
look made for each other.

That's what
Madame Z just said.

-Did she?
-The Lovers.

PEGGY: Come on, baby.
Let's... dance.

-Whoa.
-[giggling]

Keep up the good work, Z.

You, come. Don't you want
Madame Z to tell you what's
in the cards for you?

-No, no, no it's okay.
Save it for the guests.
-Ah, a skeptic.

No, it's just, how many times
can you hear, "You'll meet
a handsome stranger"?

Hello?
It's called a Tuesday.
[laughs]

What? You think that
good fortune is normal?

Just as I suspected.

What? What'd it say?
Am I gonna win a cruise?

'Cause lately I've been having
that cruise-winning feeling.

Not exactly.
It says that good luck
has always spun your way.

Uh-oh. Be careful.

This card, the Wheel of
Fortune, it is upside down.

That means the wheel
may be spinning back.

Right. Yeah.
I don't really have time for
the whole spinning wheel thing.

I have 500 guests and a broken
bubble cannon to attend to.

-So go.
-Well, keep up the good work.
People are loving it, Z.

♪♪ [continues, indistinct]

Holy crap.

♪♪ [continues]

PHILLIPS: Yeah! Yeah!

-Aren't they fantastic?
-[cheering]

PHILLIPS: Now hear this!

-Now hear this!
-Now hear this!

-Are you guys having
a good time?
-[cheering]

-PHILLIPS: Do you like the
music?
-MAN: I love the music!

PHILLIPS: I said do you like the
music?

[cheering]

PHILLIPS: Ain't nothin'
like a Damon party!

And I want to thank you
for comin' out and supporting
the Second Street Shelter.

[cheering, shouting]

As of right now,

we've raised $270,000!

Give yourselves
a round of applause.

Now that's a lot of money!
It's not enough.

I promise you,
if you dig deep...

and show me some money,
I'll show you a good time.

-Music!
-[cheering]

Hit it! Come on! Oh!

Wha--Wha--Ooh, ooh!

Ooh, ooh!
Damn I'm good!

MAN:
♪ One step right
and one step left ♪

-♪♪ [woman singing]
-No, no, no, no, no.

-PHILLIPS: Where's the bubbly?
Let's party, yo.
-Mr. Phillips? Excuse me!

[groaning]

♪ Don't be shy
come give it to me and dance ♪

♪ Ooh, I don't wanna stop ♪

♪ Oh, baby, baby ♪

♪♪ [continues]

PHILLIPS: Hey. I'm gonna
see you at church.
[laughing]

What's up, man?

♪ Don't be shy
Come give it to me ♪

♪ And dance ♪

♪ Ooh, I don't wanna stop ♪

Hey, hey. The dancers
are supposed to be
on the dance floor.

-And the dance floor
is that way.
-Uh, right. Sure.

-I just--
- ♪ Baby ♪

♪ I can't seem
to take my eyes off you ♪

♪♪ [continues]

I was just about to ask
this lovely lady to dance.

-Oh!
-Oh, sucking up
to the boss, huh?

The bo--Sorry.

You should go dance.
Go dance with him.

-Come on. You've earned it.
This party's amazing.
-MAGGIE: He's kinda cute.

You know what? I will. I deserve
to have a little fun tonight.

-Ooh. Bye!
-[wolf whistle]

MAGGIE: Can I go dance?
I wanna go dance.
Can I go dance?

-Please.
-Fine. Go, go, go.
Play. Play.

♪ And I don't wanna stop ♪

-WOMAN: Hey, watch it, jerk!
-Sorry.

♪♪ [man singing, indistinct]

♪ Close to perfection ♪

[all gasping]

♪ Deep down inside
I'm in love, I'm alive ♪

♪♪ [woman singing, indistinct]

♪ What heaven decides ♪

♪ You can't deny it ♪

♪ So you'll be waiting for ♪

-I'm sorry.
-No. No. Don't--
Don't be sorry.

I--I, uh--

PHILLIPS: What? I can't hear
you.
It's too loud in here.
Let me step outside.

-I have to go.
-What? Wait.

Look, I have to
take care of one thing, but
I promise I'll be right back.

-But--
-Just stay where you are.
All right?

Okay.

Ashley, who was that?

Um, I honestly
don't know.

You were just kissing that guy
you honestly don't know?

Yeah. Yeah. Oh!
[gasps]

-What?
-My shoe.

-[cloth tearing]
-Oh, my God.

-What?
-My dress.

-My dress!
-At least you're
wearing underwear.

[gasps]

[chattering]

PHILLIPS: That--That's what
I'm trying to tell you.
This is the biggest party.

-Mr. Phillips? Excuse me.
-No, no, no, no. Woo-woo-woo

The big--
This is the biggest party.
Yes, we're throwin'--

-[horn honking]
-Right. Hey!

-[grunts]
-[crowd screaming]

-MAN: The kid! The kid!
-DRIVER: The guy cut me off!
Somebody call 911!

-MAN: Unbelievable!
-Are you all right?

-Uh, uh. No.
No, I'm okay.
-No, no, no.

-I'm okay. I'm okay.
-Stay down. Somebody get an
ambulance.

-Uh, no, really. I'm fine.
-Let me help you, man.

-I'm not hurt. Mr. Phillips.
-You're the luckiest son
of a gun I've ever seen!

Mr. Phillips, you okay?
You all right?

I'm better than okay, man.
I'm alive!

-You saved my life, Spider-Man.
-It was nothing, really.

No. It was something.
There's gotta be a way I can
repay you man.

You know what? I'm--I'm
just glad you're okay.

Come on man, there's gotta be
something I can do for you.

Um, okay. You know what?
I don't want to put you
out or anything,

but this band is exactly
what you're looking for.

-They're the hottest band
in New York City.
-It's done.

-Look, if you just--
What did you say?
-I said it's done.

-You bring, um--
McFly, right?
-Yeah.

Bring McFly by the office,
and we'll have a listen.

Okay.

-Say, kid, what's your name?
-Jake. Jake Hardin.

Jake Hardin,
Damon Phillips owes you big.
[chuckles]

Yeah, I'm still here.
This kid saved my life, man.

Is it me,
or did I just get lucky?

MAGGIE: She's choking!
Breathe, Ashley!
Puke--Puke it up!

-Move it!
Get out of my way!
-She's choking!

-Here! Let me help.
-She's red!

-Here.
-Somebody help--

-One more time.
-[grunts]

-What was that?
-An olive.

Ash, Ash, look!

-No, I did not! Not me!
-Is she getting arrested?

-It's her! Her!
-Who?

Are they pointing at me?
They're pointing at me.

OFFICER: Come on.
Let's get her.

Excuse me.

-They're coming over here.
-Oh, okay.

Move it! Move it!
Out of the way! Out of the way!

-Ashley Albright?
-I'm afraid to say yes.

You're under arrest.

Is this about
Sarah Jessica Parker's dress?

[gasps] Wait. I mean, no-- I'm
gonna give it back! I promise.

MAN:
♪ It's a wonderful night ♪

♪ Girl, I want it
you got it, you got it ♪

Wait. I obey the law.
I like the law.

PHILLIPS:
I'm telling you, it's been a
great night. I almost got hit by
a car.

-And I would--
-Step aside, sir.

PHILLIPS:
Hey, what the hell's
going on?

ASHLEY: I mean, hello?
Sex and the City?

Sarah Jessica Parker
has so many dresses.

Besides, that was so last
season. Is she really gonna
miss it?

You're a prostitute?

An escort.
I thought you knew.

I have never been
so humiliated.

-Peggy, I--
-Thanks to you
and your little alcoves.

"I want people to feel like
anything can happen here."

Oh.

[cell door opening]

-Oh. [chuckles]
-What are you grinning about?

-I know what's going on here.
-What?

-Where do you think he is?
-Where do I think who is?

Shh. The host.

-The host of what?
-Of this reality show.

Okay, I've figured it out.

You guys can come out
and tell me that I've won now.

-Are you insane?
-Hey, keep it down in there!

Come on, guys, you can tell me.
Did David Pennington put you up
to this?

-Huh? Did he?
-That's my seat.

I thought this was
festival seating.

-Huh?
-This is real life, Ashley.

You not only cost me
my biggest client,

but I can't even imagine
what they're gonna say
about me in the Post.

-Braden.
-That's me.

-You made bail.
-Oh, God, thank you.

-Thank you.
-Peggy, I'm sorry.

Oh, and in case
you haven't guessed,

you're fired.

-[clears throat]
-GUARD: This way, ma'am.

[sighs]

-Is this your floor too?
-What did you say?

♪ One, two, three, four ♪

♪♪ [rock]

♪ She's got a lip ring
and five colors in her hair ♪

♪ Not into fashion, but I love
the clothes she wears ♪

♪ Her tattoo's always hidden
by her underwear ♪

-All right. That's enough.
- ♪ But she don't care ♪

-Hey, guys.
-PHILLIPS:
Car ready, Tiff?

You know, they're just--
They're...

-a little nervous.
-Mm, go with 'em.

TOM: Jake? Jake?

-I'm sorry if that wasn't
exactly what you're look--
-What do you like about 'em
Jake?

They have a fresh take
on retro sound, like early
Beatles meets Blink 182.

I'm surprised you don't
talk about record sales
and demographics.

Well, it's funny you
should say that, actually.

JAKE: I think a band that's good
will sell itself.

-[chuckles] An idealist and a
purist. I like that.
-Yeah.

I used to be like that
once, but then I decided
to become filthy rich.

Uh, okay, well, thanks--
thanks for the opportunity.

Look, kid,
I believe in luck.

So I'm gonna send it out
to a couple radio stations,
see how it plays.

Meanwhile, you guys
work on a follow-up, okay?
You got two weeks.

-So, you're signing the band?
-[groans]

I just spent eight minutes with
you. Why would I waste that time
if I wasn't signing the band?

Tiffany, call accounting
and cut them an advance check
and put them up in an artists'
penthouse.

-Okay.
-Now it's been nine minutes.
Let's go.

All right. Bye.

JAKE: Thanks. Thank you!

Congratulations.

Thanks.

[police radio chatter]

[screams]
Oh! Oh, my God!

[screams, sighs]

[elevator bell dings]

[sighs]
Home.

Good morning.

Oh.
[sniffs]

[chattering]

Do I need a bubble bath.

Hey. Whoa. Isn't that my--

MAN: We've gone through
pretty much everything.
It's all rated PG-1.

-That's right. We're gonna
have to clear it all out.
-What? Oh, my goodness.

-This your apartment?
-Yes. Um, what happened?

-Flood.
-Flood?

Yeah, it's a, uh, technical term
for a lot of water where it
shouldn't be.

It's no big deal though.
We'll take care of it.

-Oh, thank you. Do you mind
if I go in and change now?
-Hey, hey, fellas!

She wants to come in
and change her clothes.

-[all laughing]
-I don't get it.
Why are you laughing?

Sweetheart, we got
a grade-four mold infestation.

-You're lucky we found it.
-Lucky. Yeah.

Oh!

Move it out!
Easy!

-Do you have my furniture?
-Don't worry about that.

-Oh.
-We'll burn it before it can
contaminate anyone else.

We did manage to save these.

-This is it?
-That's it.

MAN:
Check with the I.C.
We're gonna need another hose.

MAN #2:
We're on it already. We're
gonna do a reverse hose lay.

[chattering continues]

Hey, you.
Are you okay?

♪ My goodies, my goodies
my goodies, my goodies ♪

-This is my new apartment?
-I know. It's pretty amazing.

Home theater,
satellite TV.

And at night,
with the lights down low,

let's just say this place
is pretty mind-blowing.

Uh, yeah, it's pre--
it's pretty mind--you know,
in broad daylight.

Well, the band is down the hall.
The bar and the fridge
are fully stocked.

Oh, and just so you know,
D.M.R. is a really nice
place to work.

You know, like at some companies
they don't allow the employees
to date each other?

-[playing with piano keys]
-Here they do.

Date?

That'd be great!
I'm free all weekend.

Hey, you don't mind
if the girl pays, do ya?

Cause some guys have
this weird hang-up.

Ooh, gotta split. I'm late
for my erotic massage class.

Catch you later, Spider-Man.

-[door closes]
- ♪ My goodies, my goodies ♪

Erotic massage.

[meows]

ASHLEY: Guys, thank you
for letting me stay here.
Not only don't I have money,

but the dragon lady's
blackballed me from every
firm in the city.

-Well, why don't you
phone your parents?
-And admit defeat? No way.

-Yeah.
-So, where should I sleep?

-In your room.
-My room?

Mm-hmm. See, Maggie's room
is right here above the kitchen.

Thanks. And Dana's
is a Jennifer Convertible.

Yeah, so your options
are the La-Z-Boy.

-Mm.
-Soft and sturdy.

And my personal favorite,
the fabulous futon.

-Hmm?
-Perfect.

Well, I'll keep out of your
way, and you guys won't even
know I'm here.

-Blow-dryer?
-Oh, yeah. On top
of the radiator.

Thanks.
[sighs]

-[meows]
-I never noticed.
Is your cat allblack?

-Yeah. Why?
-Just curious.

Well, this is nice.
We'll have fun.

Everything's gonna be--
Oh, my God!

-What?
-I have a zit.

I have a zit!
Girls, I have a zit!

[screaming]

-[gasps]
-Ash, are you okay in there?

Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Oh, wow!

-Ashley!
-Oh! Oh! Oh!

DANA [gasps]:
Ash!

-MAN: Okay, who's the idiot?
-WOMAN: Nice work!

DANA: Ash? Are you okay, Ash?
Hold tight. Hold on.
Sweetie?

ASHLEY: I broke a mirror.
I broke a mirror. I know.

-Ah.
-I mean, guys,
what is going on with me?

You know, I can't take
seven more years of this.

Ever since this masquerade bash,
it's like I'm the anti-Midas,

and everything I touch
turns to crap.

Okay, Ashley,
calm down, all right?

For some reason,
the fates have dealt you
a lousy hand.

-[scoffs]
-But the wheel
always spins back.

Right?

-[grunts]
-[screams]

-[sighs]
-You're fired.

Oh, my God. I need
to borrow some clothes.

-[bells jingling]
-♪♪ [humming]

-[door closes]
-♪♪ [singing in Russian]

Hello! Open up!

-Hello!
-Yoo-hoo.

-Yes?
-You have ruined my life!

What? Ugh, it's you.

Everything in my life was
perfect until you came around.

Wait a minute.
Was it really perfect?

-You know what?
Don't you psychoanalyze me!
-Whoa.

Okay, just work your voodoo
magic and give me my luck back.

Fine. Concentrate.
[grunting]

-Gosh.
-[shouts in Russian]

All right? It's back.
Now, please, go home.

-I got an early day
tomorrow.
-No, no.

Do not patronize me, okay?
You and your cards
screwed everything up!

Now you have to fix it.

I tried to warn you,
sweetheart.

Look, did anything unusual
happen at that party?

[laughs]
Well, besides the fact
that I tore my dress,

nearly choked to death
and the felony charges, no.

Yikes.
How about before that?

Well, I mean,
I kissed a cute guy,
but that's hardly unusual.

Wait a second.
You said that I could lose it
to someone else, right?

So does that mean that
he took my luck from me?

Maybe he needed it
more than you.

So he stole it? That little
whack-kissing bandit!

No, that is just my luck, okay?

And you're gonna help me
and tell me how to get it back.

Me?

Well, let's see. Uh--

If he took it from you
with a kiss,

then it stands to reason--

What?

DANA: So wait. We're talking
20 professional dancers?

One of these guys' lips
are the key to getting
my life back, guys.

-I don't believe it.
-Whoa!

-MAN: Hey, get off the sidewalk!
-Take it eas'!

-What am I, a target?
-See, it's ridiculous, right?

You can't get your luck back
by kissing a guy.

I don't believe
how hot these guys are.

Oh, great!
Now you're encouraging her?

Oh, no. I still think you're
crazy. I'm just here to observe
and mock.

Guys, I'm just trying
to get my life
the way it was again.

Okay, how are you even gonna
know if you kissed the right
guy? You don't know what he
looks like.

Oh, I've got
a foolproof test.

-[bell chiming]
-Oh! Hey, hey,
that's him!

Oh, yeah.

All right!

[cheering]

[gasps]
Oh, my God!
It's definitely him.

-DANA: Oh, my gosh!
-MAGGIE: Ashley, he's married!

Ashley!

♪ I don't need to know
what you're thinking ♪

♪ I got a mission ♪

-Michael!
-♪ It's all about a kiss ♪

♪ I don't need to know
what you're feeling ♪

♪ To walk on the ceiling ♪

-I suppose
that's your sister?
-No, no, muffin, muffin!

-Tomato. Sorry.
-[arguing]

You ruined my wedding!
You ruined my wedding!

♪ It's all about a kiss ♪

-♪ Save me the sunshine ♪
-Ooh, yeah.

♪ Drop down the moonlight ♪

♪ Don't even know
if I know your name ♪

♪♪ [continues, indistinct]

And, push, push, push!

-Excuse me.
-What's going on?.

This'll
just be a minute.

♪ I don't need to know
what you're thinking ♪

♪ I got a mission ♪

♪ It's all about a kiss ♪

♪ I don't need to know
what you're feeling ♪

- ♪ To walk on the ceiling ♪
-[whistles]

♪ It's all about a kiss ♪

-Sorry.
-♪ This way and that way ♪

-Here. Here.
- ♪ Man, it's been a long day ♪

-♪ Taxi, taxi, yeah
you're right on time ♪
-[groans]

-Thanks anyway.
It's all right.
-♪ Word to the wise, yeah ♪

♪ Never like surprises ♪

-Oh, Dana?
-Hmm? What?

♪ I don't need to know
what you're feeling ♪

-Thank you so much.
Feel better.
-♪ To walk on the ceiling ♪

♪ It's all about a kiss ♪

-♪ I'm runnin' down
I'm runnin' down the line ♪
-Please, please, please, please.

-♪ This way and that way
to the track ♪
-Why?

♪ I'll know it when I find it
yeah, I'm looking,
looking for a sign ♪

♪ Could it be you or maybe you
oh, yeah, I'm runnin'
down the line ♪

♪ Oh, yeah, I'm lookin'
for a sign ♪

Hi. I'm Dave.

♪ I don't need to know
what you're thinking ♪

-Hey, Lance.
Can you hear me?
-♪ I got a mission ♪

-Hi. How are you?
-♪ It's all about a kiss ♪

-Um, okay, here goes.
-♪ I don't need to know
what you're feeling ♪

-♪ To walk on the ceiling ♪
-Oh! Ow!

♪ It's all about a kiss ♪

Girls.

♪ About a kiss ♪

He bit my tongue.

-♪ About a kiss ♪
-Give me that.

Here.

[warble]
Oh, come on. Oh.

Ooh! We still have
one left.

-ASHLEY: Tom Guthrie.
-DANA: Spit out the ice, Ash.

Mm.

Tom Guthrie.

We've looked for him
at, like, three different
addresses already.

Yeah.
You know, you're right.

I'm like the rest
of the rabbit after
they cut off its lucky foot.

-I should just give up.
-Come on, Ash.
It's not that bad.

Yeah, so you've kissed
a dozen bacteria-ridden
strangers.

-You know, you still
got your friends.
-Oh, thanks.

But it's probably best
that we no longer touch.

-[scoffs]
-But I love you.

Oh, you love me?
I'm gonna get you.

-I'm gonna kiss you.
-[screams]

-♪♪ [hums]
-[gasps] Pancakes!

-MAGGIE: Hi, kitty.
-[beeps]

-[voice machine] Hey, Ash. It's
me, David.
-[gasps]

Uh, big art opening tonight
at Station "A" Gallery.

-David Pennington!
- Meet you there at 7:00?
Don't break my heart.

-[beeps]
-David Pennington.
Another date.

-I'm not going.
-Why not? It's a chance
with a great guy.

No. It's a chance
to get hit by a bus.
Maggie,

your black cat
is crossing my path.

-[scoffs]
-Not good.

Come on, Pancakes.
Don't be scared of
the superstitious, mean lady.

I'm not superstitious,
but it's true.
I mean, it's bad luck.

[sighs]
Dane, how's my scope?

Leo. Leo.

-"Your moon is in Uranus."
-Ooh.

Doesn't sound pretty.

He could have canceled.
Isn't that proof enough...

that this whole bad luck
thing is totally bogus?

[chuckles]
I don't think so.

Ashley, unlucky girls...

don't get asked out
by one of Us Weekly's
most eligible bachelors.

Unlucky girls sit
and watch their more fortunate
friends get asked out...

while they sit at home
and watch Oprahand eat
last year's Halloween candy.

-That's true.
-You're right.

Of course I'm right.
Go get ready.

[sighs]
You know what?

Maybe I'm not cursed.
You know, I'm just looking
at things the wrong way.

And these setbacks
could just be opportunities.

Of course.
Exactly.

-Because when one door closes--
-Two others open.

Okay. I'm turning over
a new leaf, and my good luck
starts now.

Good.

It's okay.

Oh--

Did you just put that
back in your eye?

-It was my last one, guys.
-That's really gross.

Ow! My eye!

[chattering]

ASHLEY: But, you see, I--I'm
on the list. I'm "plus one."

David Pennington, plus one.

-Hi, David.
-There he is. See?
There he is.

-Oh, hey.
-David Pennington. There.

No, no, no. There.
She's--She's with me.

Thank you. Oh!

Ooh.

I'm okay. Fine.

DAVID: Come on.
I got a surprise for you.

Oh, my God.

Would you look at
that big, ugly,

-brown pile of--
-Uh, Ashley--

It looked like
it came out of the rear end
of an elephant. [groans]

-Ashley.
-Huh?

Uh--
[clears throat]
Meet my mother, the artist.

-Hmm.
-The artist.

Hi, Mrs. Pennington.

You know, you look
so much younger in person.

Not that I mean
you're old or anything.

David, if I'm going to
listen to this,
I'll need vodka.

Good idea.

-Waiter.
-MAN: Yes, sir.

Sure. Hmm?

No, thank you.

David, darling, that awful man
from the Timesis here.

It's him.

-That son of a--
-Excuse me.

Yeah? Oh, um, the waiter.
He was just--

-More your type?
I totally agree.
-Wha--

-Mother, please.
-Um, if you two don't mind, I'm
gonna run to the ladies' room.

You! Finally.

-Excuse me?
-Okay, you're gonna keep your
tongue in your mouth at all
times,

-'cause this is
strictly business.
-What?

-Now give me back my luck.
Come here.
-What the--

-Get off of me.
-Just--Uh-oh.

♪♪ [techno]

MAN [on P.A.]:
From the bowels of this
mortal coil come... the mud men.

-Kiss me, damn it!
-Let me up! I'm in the show!

-MAN: I am a mud man.
-WOMAN: I am a mud woman.

[group]
We are mud people,

and he is our mud king.

[murmuring]
[groans]

-Heart attack! I know C.P.R.!
-I'm not having--

ASHLEY: He's not breathing!

He's totally breathing!

No, he's not.
It's a cardiac reflex thing.

-I need to give him
mouth-to-mouth.
-[muffled] I can't breathe.

[both moaning]

Mmm.

He's gonna be okay.

-Sorry.
-Lucky you were here.

Lucky you know C.P.R.

Yeah. You know what?
That's me. Lucky.

You know, I'm feeling
kind of--Oh!

-[gasps]
-[crowd gasping]

Oh.

WOMAN: Irreplaceable!

MAN:
It's ruined.

-[shutter clicks]
-You know, this is ridiculous.
It was just mud.

[clears throat]

You must have met
my twin sister. She was
in here the other night.

She's the bitch.
I'm the nice one.

-What can I get you?
-Um, can I just have
a glass of water?

No buy, no sit.
See?

-Can I use the bathroom?
-[scoffs]

N-No buy, no bathroom!

Okay. Great. Fine. Fine.
I'm leaving.

I'm leaving. Oh, are you all
enjoying the show?

You know, the real me
doesn't have days like this.

As a matter of fact,
maybe I'm not even
here right now.

This is all probably
a--a dream that I'm having,

induced by a--
a deep-tissue massage.

-Yes. A massage that
I won at a charity raffle.
-MAN: Shut up.

Man, that looks good.
Are you done with that?

No. That was a joke.
I'm not gonna eat your scraps.

Gosh! Maybe just
some bacon.

-[crowd groaning]
-Mmm! Mmm!

I don't know
what she's doing.

Mmm! Mmm!

Oh, my God.
I'm like a coyote.

[man chuckling]

Perfect.

Oh, not the salt.

Just so everyone knows,

I think what I'm about to do
is completely ridiculous,
but it can't hurt, can it?

Come on.

-[screaming] My eye!
-Oh, my God!

Oh! Oh, my--

-It was an accident. I'm sorry.
-Miss, I think it's, uh,

-time to go now.
-Oh, my God. All right.

I'm sorry.
It was an accident.

[man groaning]

-JAKE: Wow, I think we're clear.
-Thanks for that. Sorry.

-I couldn't help
but overhear your, uh--
-Oh, meltdown?

-[chuckles]
-Yeah. Broke. Jobless. And I
just ate le jambon d'étranger.

-What?
-Oh, a stranger's bacon. I
thought it would sound better in
French.

-Oh.
-Guess not.

You looked a little hungry.
I thought maybe you could use
this. Turkey on rye, extra
mustard.

Oh. Yes. Thank you.

-Thanks.
Um, nice to meet you.
-Okay. Yeah.

I'm gonna--

Look. I know of a job--
if you're looking for one.

[chuckles]
Really? What's the scam?

-No scam.
-Well, do you want me to
join your religion or something?

[chuckles]
No. No religion stuff.

It's just a job.
You know, a bad job.
Crummy pay for crummy hours.

That still doesn't answer my
question. What's the scam?

Let's just say I know
what it's like to be S.O.L.

-S.O.L.?
-"Shit out of luck."

What makes you think
I'm S.O.L.? Just because
I spilt the salt back there?

-Yeah.
-Oh!

Look. Where you are right now,
I've been there.

Been there? I lived there.
I was kind of
the mayor of there.

[chuckles]

I'm Jake.

Ashley.

-Oh, God.
-Yeah, yeah. No, you got it.

-Oh, my gosh.
-Looks great on you.

Can anything else--
I mean, to be honest,

I'm not really dressed for
a job interview right now.

For this one
I think you'll be fine.

Okay.
Wanna check it out?

-Why are you so nice?
-Why--Just--
Look. I mean,

shit out of luck--
That's my thing.

-MAN: ...put me in
this position.
-Come on, you're gonna love her.

-This is not fair. Jake, Listen.
-She's great.

-I don't need another
loser waitress here.
-Okay, Mac. Okay.

-You won't be sorry.
-[sighs]

-I didn't get it.
-No, no, no, no, no.
No, no. It's not that.

You can have the job,
but it's my old job.

So?

Well, see, I--I'd hoped
he would hire you
as a waitress or something.

My old gig was kind of a--
like a janitor, food delivery
person, toilet attendant.

I'll take it.
I'll take it.

♪ Do you know what it's like
to fall on the floor ♪

♪ Cry your guts out
till you got no more ♪

♪ Hey, man
now you're really livin' ♪

♪ Have you ever sat down
in the fresh-cut gas ♪

-♪ And thought about the moment
and when it would pass ♪
-Whoa! God!

-Whoa! Whoa!
-♪ Hey, man ♪

- ♪ Now you're really livin' ♪
-Whoa.

♪ Now you're really
giving everything ♪
Oh!

♪ And you're really gettin'
all you gave ♪

- ♪ Now you're really living
what this life ♪
-Oh!

♪ Is all about ♪
God.

Oh! Oh!

♪ Well, I just saw the sun
rise over the hill ♪

♪ Never used to give me
much of a thrill ♪

♪ But hey, man ♪

- ♪ Now I'm really livin' ♪
-Oh!

♪ Hey ♪

♪ But hey, man ♪

♪ Now I'm really livin' ♪

-♪ Do you know what it's like
to fall on the floor ♪
-[coughing]

-♪ Cry your guts out
till you got no more ♪
-Oh!

♪ Hey, man ♪

♪ Now you're really livin' ♪

♪ Hey ♪

♪ Hey, man ♪

- ♪ Now you're really livin' ♪
-Ow! Oh! Oh! Oh!

♪ And you're really gettin'
all you gave ♪

♪ Now you're really living what
this life is all about ♪

Oh.

-♪ Now what would you say
if I told you that ♪
-♪ Hey ♪

-♪ Everyone thinks
you're a crazy old cat ♪
-♪ Hey ♪

♪ Hey, man ♪

♪ Now you're really livin' ♪

♪ Hey ♪

Oh! Oh!

Oh!

-What the--
- ♪ Now you're really
giving everything ♪

♪ And you're really gettin'
all you gave ♪

-I'll clean that up.
-♪ Now you're really living what
this life is all about ♪

-♪ Do you know what it's like
to fall on the floor ♪
-♪ Sing ♪

♪ Cry your guts out till
you got no more ♪

[muffled]
Come on, boys.
Move it or lose it. Let's go.

♪ Now you're really livin' ♪

♪ Well, I just saw the sun
rise over the hill ♪

-♪ Never used to give me
much of a thrill ♪
-♪ Hey ♪

♪ Hey, man ♪

- ♪ Now you're really livin' ♪
-There we go.

♪ Now you're really livin' ♪

♪ Hey, man
now you're really livin' ♪

JAKE: So, before Phillips will
release the album, he wants to
see you play a larger space...

-like the Knitting Factory.
-[all] Oh!

See if you can hold
a big crowd for an hour,
create some preheat. Huh?

-Yeah! When?
-I don't know.

-Guys! Listen.
Carley, turn the radio up.
-♪♪ [radio: playing McFly]

-No way!
-That's it! That's it!

♪♪ [continues]

Let's celebrate.
Burgers and fries on me.

[all]
All right.

Hey, sweetie.
You, uh, scamper up that ladder
and--and fix that light.

-Well, I'm not so good with--
-Thanks.

heights.

MAN [on radio]:
That's McFly, a new
British invasion band--

Phillips will tell us tonight.
In the meantime, we have to
focus on fine-tuning--

Whoa.

track--
See, that's not good.

JAKE: She should have gone up
without the bulb,

then brought down the old one,
because now she's gonna
be juggling--

Eh! Hey!

-You know where the broom is.
-Yeah. I'll--

And she should have
turned off the light first
because now she's gonna be--

[screaming]

electrocuted.

-[panting] Oh, my God.
-Hi.

Hi.

JAKE: So, other than, uh,
you know, getting zapped,
how's the job working out?

-Oh, I can't complain.
-That's good.

No. I mean I'm literally
not allowed to complain.
I had to sign something.

Oh. I remember that.

-This is cold, so it'll help.
-You're very handy
with this stuff.

-Thanks.
-Ah, that feels good.

-Is that toothpaste?
-Yeah. It's an ancient Chinese
remedy for burned fingers.

-[chuckles]
-Yeah. It pays to be prepared.

I've got everything
in this backpack.

I have first aid,
extra socks.

-Isn't that a bit defeatist?
-No, it's being a realist.
You've been out there.

[chuckles]
Hey. Let me see
your cell phone.

Why?

-What the--What is this?
-Oh. Flip it like that.

-Okay.
-Like that.

Address book.

"Bergdorf's, Bendel's
and sushi."

Are you nuts? Unlucky people
need hospitals.

Also, never call 911.
They take forever.

Fire responds. They're great.

Uh, National Poison Control
Center. Ask for Lou. He's very
good.

-[chuckles]
-[chuckles]

You know what? Um,

this backpack
has seen me through
just about everything.

And...

I think it's time
to pass it on.

-Oh. No, no, no. I couldn't.
-No. No. Honestly,
I think you should have it.

-Please.
You need it more than I do.
-Thank you.

-[cell phone rings]
-[sighs]

Uh, I better take this.

-Oh, yeah. Sure. Of course.
-Hey, Katy. How's my girl?
What?

Your key?
You checked the doormat?
[chuckles]

Um, okay. What--
What if I pick you up,
take you to the new place?

Yeah. You'll love it.
It's huge.

Okay. We'll have pizza.
It'll be fun.

-I gotta run.
-Okay. Uh, yeah.

See ya, Ashley.
Uh, it's just a--
It's a girl. Yeah. No.

♪ Was I invading in ♪

♪ On your secrets ♪

♪ Was I too close for comfort ♪

♪ You're pushing me out
when I wanted in ♪

♪ What was I ♪

♪ Just about to discover ♪

♪ When I got
too close for comfort ♪

♪ Driving you home ♪

-Hey. Guys. Guys.
Guys. Come on.
-♪ Guess I'll never know ♪

-Hey, guys.
Sounds good.
-How you doing? Thank you.

-What's going on?
-Look, Jake. The Knitting
Factory fell through.

-What?
-Oh, you're joking.

-That sucks.
-But "Five Colours" has been
gettin' great radio play,

so I decided to book our boys
at the new Hard Rock Cafe
Times Square.

No way!

-Who's your boy, huh?
This is big!
-Beauty!

-[chattering]
-This is--This is big.
How's my follow-up coming?

We're--We're working on it.

-Uh--
-All right. That's good.
Don't let me stop you.

-Sounds good, guys.
Congratulations.
-All right. Have a good one.

So, um, Jake, when are we gonna
hear this amazing follow-up?

-When you guys write it.
-Right.

Hey, Jake.
You got a delivery.

Over there.

DOUG:
Hey. Isn't that that bird
from the bowling alley?

-DANNY: Yeah.
The electrocuted one.
-TOM: Hey, Jakey.

Danny, let's work on
your vocals for
"Too Close for Comfort."

I think we're on
the right track. Just tighten
it up a little bit.

Okay. We're--
We're gonna take it
from the second verse.

-Hey.
-Hey.

-Oh! I'm sorry.
-It's okay.

-Thanks. Oh!
-I got it. I got it. I got it.

♪♪ [rock]

-I'm--I'm sorry about--
-No. Don't worry about it.

Come on in.
Check out this song.

♪ Now that I find
that you change your mind ♪

-Sounds great, Tim.
-♪ I'm lost for words ♪

-They sound good.
-Yeah. Yeah.
They do, don't they?

-Yeah.
-So, did you hear we're playing
the new Hard Rock?

Wow. That's great.
Yeah. Well, besides the fact
that it's a huge space,

I'm probably not gonna
be able to fill it,

-and I'm kind of dead.
-Well, I mean, it's tough,
but not impossible.

♪ Was I invading in
on your secrets ♪

♪ Was I too close for comfort ♪

So, you think maybe, uh,
you'd want to go to
coffee later...

or something maybe?

Yeah, um--
[clears throat]
That'd be nice.

♪ To discover ♪

-[door opens]
-♪ Was I too close
for comfort ♪

Oh. There she is.

♪ Guess I'll never know ♪

-Oh. Is--Is that Katy?
-Yeah.[chuckles]

She's cute, huh?
She picked out this jacket.

-Oh. Nice.
-Yeah.

-Looks like a tramp.
-What?

What? Camp. Camp.
She looks like someone
I went to camp with.

-Yeah.
-Huh. Strange.

Weird.

You know, I--I better
get going. Uh, Mac wants me
to reset the rat traps.

So, should I
call you tonight?

Um, yeah, about that--
Oh, geez.

Um, yeah.
Some other time maybe.
I have other plans.

-If that's cool.
Sorry about that again.
-That's okay.

-Bye.
-Bye.

-♪ On your secrets ♪
-[door closes]

♪ Was I too close
for comfort ♪

-♪ You're pushing me out ♪
-Oh!

♪ When I wanted in ♪

♪ What was I-- ♪

[tires screeching]

-Thanks for the ride, Jake.
-Yeah. Hold up one second.

Um, so I'll see you later?

Tell Aunt Martha I'm gonna send
Bernie with the car to pick you
up. Don't forget your homework.

-Yeah, yeah. I hear ya. Later.
-All right. See ya.

[door closes]

Oh, no, no, no, no.
Don't do that.

Don't open the umbrella.
Not inside.

Very unlucky.

[grunting]

-[whimpers]
-[wind howls]

Oh! Oh!
[yelps]

[breathing heavily]

-Bernie.
-Yes, sir?

Back it up, will ya?

[whimpers]

Oh, God.

You know, there's a poncho
in that backpack.

I didn't even
think to--to look.

Can I give you a ride?

I only live 29 blocks
from here.

Uh, at least take
my umbrella.

I already have one.

You know,
I got a washer-dryer, uh,

microwave popcorn,
satellite TV.

No. I--I--
I really shouldn't.

Look. I don't do this
for just anybody, but...

I'll even throw in some
hot chocolate with those
little tiny marshmallows.

I love the tiny marshmallows.

How about you toss
the lightning rod and get in?

Oh.

Thank you.

[thunder rumbling]

-[door closes]
-[sighs]

-Nice place.
-Yeah. Um--

We should get you
some dry clothes.
Here. Let me get this.

-Oh, thank you.
-Laundry room's that way.
Bathroom's right over there.

Uh, kitchen's right here.
Go whichever way you think
you should go.

-Thanks.
-Yeah. Sure.

[sighs]

Mind if I throw some of
my clothes in with yours?

No. Not at all. Wow. Laundry
room in your apartment.

-As far as I'm concerned, that's
when you know you've arrived.
-Yeah. It's pretty cool.

-[chuckles]
-You know what? I should
wash this too. Hold on.

Okay.
[sighs]

Oh. Oh, shoot.

-Toss this in for me,
will ya?
-Um, yeah. Sure.

-Thanks.
-[phone rings]

-Oh. I should get this.
I'll be right back.
-Okay. I'll be in here.

-[beeps]
-[groans]

Since when
does a washing machine
need an L.C.D. screen?

-[beeps]
-Okay.

-[beeps]
-[whirring]

[sighs]

Oh, my gosh.
Oh, my gosh.
What is going on?

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, no!

Stop! Please stop! Stop!

-[beeping]
-Um, off.

Off!
[groans]

What are you, possessed? Oh!

-Everything okay in there?
-Yeah! Everything's fine.

-Okay.
-Oh!

What is going on?
Okay. Water off.

Water off! Oh!

-Oh, God!
-[beeping]

Off! Off!

-[whirring]
-No, not spin!

[gasps]

-[whirring]
-[gasping]
Oh, my God.

Hello?

Oh, my God. Oh!

-Stop! Please stop!
-JAKE:
Okay. Uh--

I'm sorry.

I'm so sorry.

I got it.
I got it. I got--

-[whirring stops]
-[sighs]

-How'd you do that?
-[chuckles]

Uh, there's a--
there's an off button
on the L.C.D. screen.

What can I say?
I am a pathetic disaster,
and I give up.

-You give up?
-I give up.
I don't care anymore.

You know what?
It feels great.

[yelps]

You know what?
I gave up years ago.
It's my secret to happiness.

Oh! Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.

-JAKE: Play fair.
-Oh.

-Ow.
-Oh, no.

-Oh, man.
-Your eye?

-Oh, you're done.
-I'm sorry.

No.

Oh, cool!

Oh, am I interrupting
something?

-Hi, Katy.
-Hi.

-Wait. You're Katy?
-Last time I checked.

Hi. I'm Ashley.

JAKE: No. No, that's not a
problem. I'm on it. Yeah.

So, Jake tells me
you're a loser.

What? I'm not a loser.

That's cool.
I'm a loser too.

Anyway, it's just like
a term of affection,
not a permanent condition.

-Oh.
-You just haven't had
any good luck. That's all.

JAKE: No, no. It's great.

I love these
little marshmallow things.

So do I.

JAKE: Okay. Yeah. Yeah.
We'll talk later.
All right, sir. Bye.

-[chuckles] Oh, my God.
-Hot.

-What's the problem?
-Oh, Phillips wants the new
song ready before the concert.

-And?
-And we don't have shit.

[gasps]

I mean shoot.
We don't have shoot.

We don't have to tell Aunt
Martha about this, do we?

Don't stress it.
I'll write you a kick-ass song.

Oh, so you're a-- you're a
songwriter now? Very funny.

-You could be a little
more supportive.
-Well, this is serious, Katy.

-This is my life we're--
-Guy--Guys--

-No shoot.
-No shoot. That--

Ahem! Uh--I think I can
help you out.

What do you have in mind?

Well, I have this friend--

MAGGIE: ♪ Yeah
I got you ♪

♪ Oh, to make me feel better ♪

♪ And I know you'll help me
through this stormy weather ♪

♪ Yeah
I got you ♪

What a song.

I totally understand.
If you don't want to use it,
it's cool.

No. No, it--it's great.

Just a few
little adjustments.

Hey, Harry.
Double the tempo.

Danny, Tom, why don't you
kick it off tight
and rough it up a bit?

♪♪ [rock]

♪ The world would be
a lonely place ♪

♪ Without the one that puts ♪

♪ A smile on your face ♪

-Ashley.
-Yeah?

-Thank you.
-You're welcome.

♪ I won't be lonely
when I'm down ♪

♪ And I got you ♪

♪ To make me feel stronger ♪

♪ When the days are rough
and the hours seems ♪

- ♪ Much longer ♪
-[screams]

♪ I got you ♪

-Hey.
-♪ To make me feel better ♪

So I hear a rumor that, uh,
you have another hit for me.

Well, it's, uh--
it's rough, but I got
a good feeling, sir. Yeah.

Sounds good. Positivity.
That's what I like.

Oh, yeah. Congratulations
on, uh, selling out.

Selling out?

You mean the Hard Rock?
We sold out the Hard Rock?

I BlackBerried you.
I don't have a BlackBerry.

-Tiffany, get him a BlackBerry.
-Yes.

-There's a line around the
corner of people just hoping to
get in.
-Ah?

Hey, hey, hey. I don't hug
people, but, look, bro.

You saved my life twice.
Once at the masquerade bash
and--and now.

JAKE: I--It was a great night
for me too.

I mean, ever since then
I've been about the luckiest
guy in the world.

-[chuckles]
-Look. Come by my office later.

-It can't be.
-I got some ideas.

-JAKE: Okay.
-Geez.

Jake. Jake is
the guy I kissed
at the masquerade bash.

-Uh-uh.
-Yes.

-No.
-Yes.

-No.
-Yes.

Yes! That's great.
He's hot.

You don't understand.
If I kiss Jake,

it's hello,
fabulous carefree life.

And that's a problem?

-Well--
-Go.

♪♪ [continues]

♪ Hold you through the night ♪

♪ And you'll be unaware ♪

♪ But if you need me ♪

♪ I'll be there ♪

-Ashley.
-No, no, no, no, no.

Um, I have to go now.

-♪♪ [continues]
-Uh, now?

♪ Yeah, I got you ♪

♪ Oh, to make me feel stronger ♪

-Whoa!
-Oh, my God.

♪♪ [ends]

[sighs]

-Taxi!
-[tires screeching]

Sorry. I was just
checking something.

[gasps]
Five dollars. Yes.

-Thank you, luck.
-Ashley?

Miss Braden.

Listen. I am so sorry for--

-Antonio?
-Hey, Ash.

-Hi.
-How lucky that
we ran into you.

I feel just horrible
about those things
I said to you.

No. Stop.
You were right
to blame it all on me.

Then let me blame you for
bringing this sweet, wonderful,
iron-tushed man into my life.

Yes. We're getting
married, baby.

-No way!
-It's true.
I bought him the ring.

-Well, good for you guys.
Congratulations.
-Ashley,

I want you to come back
to work for me.

-Are you kidding?
-I can't lose you.
You are my good luck charm.

I--I don't know
what to say.

Well, we have
a huge pitch tonight.
St. Regis at 8:00.

So, say you'll be
by my side,

and say you'll be wearing
something appropriate to
your new vice president title.

Oh, my gosh. Yes. Yes.
Thank you.

-Bye.
-Bye.

Oh! Yes! My luck is back!

Oh, my God.

-Hello.
-MAGGIE: Ash?

Anyone want some late lunch?

-Hi.
-Hi.

Hey. I have
some surprises.

Ta-da! Last one in stock,
and just my size.
Lucky, huh?

-Yeah.
-And I went to Miyakami and I
got two orders of everything on
the menu,

'cause I thought we could use
a little celebration.

-That's nice.
-Oh. Yeah.

What's wrong?

The band isn't
gonna do Maggie's song.

What? Why not?

Phillips is superstitious.

-Come on.
-He thinks
that new groups...

should only perform music
that they've written themselves.

-That's crazy.
-No. It's just bad luck.

Look. I'm sorry this is
happening. I didn't have
anything to do with--

Ashley, stop.
It's not your fault.
It's life. Right?

Come on. We gotta get going.
We gotta get there before they
go on. I want to wish them luck.

-You're still going?
-Oh, yeah. We have V.I.P.
tickets. Why waste 'em? You?

-Um, actually, I'm not.
I have, um, a meeting.
-[door opens]

-Job interview?
-Actually, it's a funny story.

-Um, Peggy rehired me.
-MAGGIE: Ashley!

I am so proud of you.

You totally stuck it out,
and it all got better.

Are you sure
you're gonna be okay?

Well of course.
What choice do I have?

I mean, if you dwell on
all the bad things in life,

-you miss out
on all the good things.
-Come on, it's getting late.

-Well, have fun.
-Good luck on
your meeting, Ashley.

Thanks.

ASHLEY: Bye.

♪♪ [rock]

-♪♪ [continues]
-MAN: Cool!

-We're down front!
-WOMAN: Wow!

-DOUG: So big!
-DANNY: So many people.

TOM: Look how many
people there are.

-DANNY: Hottie, mate.
There's a hottie there.
-TOM: Yeah.

I hope it goes well.

All right. Guys, guys.
Final touches.
Dressing room now. Come on.

-Let's do this. Come on.
-TOM: I'm so nervous.
I'm so nervous.

[chattering]

Hey, Nick. Nick.
How are ya?

Oh, bollocks!

NICK:
You look very nervous.

-Thank you. I appreciate that.
-Want some herbal tea?
We have some herbal tea.

JAKE: Thank you for that.
That would be great.

The monitors hot
for Danny and Tom, right?

-The input for the reverb
in the distortion pedals?
-NICK: Are two and three.

JAKE: Good. And just remember.
The switch-outs at
three, five and nine.

-Right. Right.
-Someone could fall down this.
I'm gonna shut it.

Whoa!

Hello?

Jake? Guys?

[whistles]
Cab! Taxi!

Oy!
We're never gonna
get a cab at this hour.

-Think positive.
-[horn honks]

Hey. Guys.
Jump in. Come on.

Ashley.
[squeals]

-Let's go.
We don't have much time.
-What are you doing?

I can't stop sweatin'.

DANNY: Shocking!
[laughs]

-You guys ready?
-Yeah. Stoked.

Yeah. Born ready.

-[groans] My eye!
-DOUG: My "A" string.

Danny, look at me.
You can see, right?

-[groans]
-See, please?

Two minutes, you guys.
Good luck.

DANNY: Two minutes?
I--I need some ice.
I need some ice.

Hello!

Guys, I'm here!

Okay. Look.
I know you guys are nervous.
That's fine. Just--

Hold that thought.

[vomits]

Good idea.
[vomits]

-Whoo!
-Air fre--Air freshener.

Oh, by the way,
have you seen
Harry anywhere?

He's--He's not here?

Hello?

-Okay, guys. Spread out,
find him.
-All right.

-Nick. Nick.
-DANNY: Harry!

-Yeah.
-Uh, have you seen--
have you seen Harry?

-Who?
-Harry the drummer.

-Who?
-Uh--Harry!

Harry!

-Harry.
-[man gasps]

-Harry.
-MAN #2: Get out of here!

-MAN #3: Pervert!
-Sorry.

[cheering]

PHILLIPS:
D.M.R.'s got the money, baby!

Excuse me, sir.
Could you make a left up ahead?
Union Square's always a mess.

I can't believe
you blew off Peggy Braden.

She'll get over it.
If Jake's bad luck
is half as bad as mine was,

then we don't have much time.

[tires squeal]

Harry. Harry,
are you in here?

-Hey. Has anyone seen Harry?
-[all] No.

-Excuse me. Has anyone
seen Harry? The drummer.
-No.

-Harry!
-Has--Has anybody got a 20
on the drummer?

WOMAN [on headsets]:
What's he look like?

Yeah. I don't know.
They all look alike to me.

[chattering]

Harry!

Harry.

-Harry.
-MAN: Start the show!

Harry.

-He's not here.
-MAN #2: We want McFly!

He's not here either.

-[crowd shouting]
-[muttering]

-[laughing]
-Ah, but then--
No, no. No, no, no.

-Jake, baby!
-Hey!

I understand the drill--
keep 'em waiting--but the
natives are gettin' restless.

-We thought it was normal
to go up a half hour late.
-TOM: Jake.

Jake, we can't
find Harry anywhere.
He's not upstairs. He's gone.

-Checked the loos. He's not
in men's or women's.
-No.

There something
you want to tell me, Jake?

We--We have a problem.

[crowd chattering]

Hello?
What the hell is that?

-Oh! We're so late.
Come on! Come on!
-Oh, my gosh!

Thank you! Wait. You guys.
You guys. Backstage is this way.

-MAGGIE: Come on. Hi. Excuse me.
-DANA: Hi. Watch out, buddy.

-MAGGIE: Come on!
-DANA: Hold on a second, girls.

ASHLEY:
Catch up, Dana.
You got the passes.

MAN:
Let's go!

Hello.

Hello.

[crowd chattering]

And I, for one,

am not looking forward
to going out here
and telling this angry crowd...

that the band decided
not to play.

Oh. That won't be me.

That's gonna be you.

Unless you get your boys
out there now!

Mr. Phillips,
without a--a drummer?

-No way.
-It won't work.

Hey, guys. I used to be
the, uh, backup drummer
for, uh, Whitesnake.

-[all groan]
-PHILLIPS:
Whitesnake? Hell, yeah!

-There you go.
Here's your drummer.
-Wait a minute.

-We're not gonna
go out there without Harry.
-TOM: It's not gonna happen.

McFly doesn't play,

you'll be lucky enough
to manage...

-a high school marching band.
-ASHLEY: Jake.

-Get out of the way.
-We got a problem.
We need a new band.

- Cancel the limo.
-Get out of the way, please.
All right. Now go.

Ashley, now's not a--

-What the hell is this?
-[together]
Shh!

And in nine, eight, seven--

-Oh, no.
-Who hit the smoke?

Five, four, three--

Whoa.
[coughing]

two--

Whoa.

Is that--Is that Harry?

[chuckles nervously]

WOMAN: Get started, baby!

We're on. We're on.

-No way. The freak
went on without us.
-[mouthing words]

I don't believe it.

Hey. Do me a favor.

Play Maggie's song.
Absolutely.

Hey. Let's kick it off
with "I've Got You."

Yeah. Definitely.
Come on. Let's go.

-DOUG:
Phillips is gonna be pissed.
-DANNY: Who cares?

-[woman shouts]
-[crowd cheering]

Harry. Harry, we're playing
"I've Got You."

-♪♪ [rock]
-[cheering]

Ashley. Thank you.

You're welcome.

-Are you okay?
-Yeah. Yeah. I'm okay.

Oh, I'm proud of you.

♪ The world would be
a lonely place ♪

♪ Without the one that puts
a smile on your face ♪

♪ So hold me till
the sun burns out ♪

♪ I won't be lonely
when I'm down ♪

-Katy!
-Yes!

-They're great!
-It's good!

♪ To make me feel stronger ♪

♪ When the days are rough
and an hour feels
much longer ♪

- ♪ I never doubted you
at all ♪
-Danny! Whoo!

I thought I told you
not to play this song.

Well, I guess
I'm not superstitious.

But I am.

I should fire you, Jake.

But it works.

It works. Good job.

- ♪ Right into my ear ♪
-Thank you.

♪ 'Cause I got you ♪

♪ To make me feel stronger ♪

♪ When the days are rough and
an hour feels much longer ♪

They're playing my song!

♪ Yeah
When I got you ♪

♪ To make me feel better ♪

♪ When the nights are long
they'll be easier together ♪

-♪ Oh, when I got ♪
-♪ When I got you ♪

♪ You ♪

-Whoo!
-[both] Whoo!

Is that the sound
of them clapping

-or my nervous system
shutting down?
-No. They're clapping.

Hello, Times Square!

[cheering]

[laughing]

-Congratulations!
-Ashley, thank you!

-DANNY:
Great to be here, everybody.
-♪♪ [rock]

♪ When everything is going wrong
when things are just
a little strange ♪

♪ It's been so long now
you've forgotten
how to smile ♪

Oh. Who wants to meet
my friend Mr. Dom Pérignon?

-That would be the '94?
-Yeah!

-The '95! Yeah, baby!
[laughing]
-Yeah. That's okay.

JAKE: All right, guys.
Champagne time! Everybody.

McFly on three. On three.
Champagne time.

One--Help me out.
One, two, three!

McFly!
[groans]

[all shouting]

All right. Danny.
Everybody. Get over here.
Come on.

PHILLIPS:
Come on. Come on.
Let's go, baby.

Ashley.

-Come on.
Let's go celebrate.
-Hey. Um, not now.

What's wrong with you?
You look miserable.

[chuckles]

[sighs]
Maggie, I think I've
fallen for him.

[shouts]

That's great.
What's the matter with that?

I don't know.
I mean, the feelings I have
generally lead toward kissing.

So kiss him.
Kiss him!

I can't.

Oh, Ash.

Please don't tell me you
still believe in that stuff.

More than ever.

And I can't not kiss him.

-I gotta go.
-What? Where are you going?

Grand Central.

I'm gonna visit
my parents for a bit.

I have to sort things out.
Give me a hug, you.

Have fun, okay?
And be careful.

Okay.

-Bye.
-♪ Stay with me ♪

♪ Stay with me ♪

Gather round. Gather round.

♪ Stay with me ♪

♪ Stay with me ♪

[man on P.A., indistinct]

Of course.

JAKE: You waitin' for a train?

I'm just saying if you are,
you might as well give up now.

-Jake, please.
-With your luck,

there's gonna be an announcement
that due to some freak switching
accident all trains have been
canceled.

And then you're gonna go outside
and wait for the bus,

at which point the acid rain
will commence--perhaps even
acid hail. [chuckles]

Listen, Jake.
I can't see you. Okay?
It's for your own good.

Luck changes, Ashley.

You know?

You know, I--
I kissed this amazing girl
at this masquerade party.

No. Listen.
I swear I'm not crazy, okay?
Our luck did get switched.

And it still is.
Here. I dare you not to win.

So you think meeting me
was unlucky?

No. God, I'm lucky
to have met you.

Okay?
But you deserve my luck.

-You put it to better use
than I ever did.
-Well, I don't want it anymore.

-Are you crazy?
-I want you to have it.

-No. Go away.
-It's been great,

but I'll be fine
without it.

How do you know that?

Because I'll have you
in my life.

A few bumps and bruises
along the way are a small
price to pay.

Tag. You're it.

[chuckles]

Oh, no. You're not gettin'
away with it that easy.

-Oh, yeah?
-Not a chance.

So now who?

[mumbles]
Who cares?

Ew! Gross!

KATY: You leave a kid sitting
in a limo so you can make out?

You take me from a perfectly
good party with really cute
rock stars,

I pop a shoelace,
swallow my gum,

and now I'm stuck here watching
you two play tonsil hockey.

-Good grief!
-Katy.

I am so glad you're here.

Why are you guys
looking at me like this?

-Hold still.
Mmm! Mmm! Mmm!
-[groaning]

[groans]
Oh, I've been slimed!

-Try this. You'll like it.
-It's fun.

Cool.

-So, where were we just, like--
-[chuckles]

-Ow.
-Ow.

KATY: Twenty-five bucks?
No freakin' way. I'm rich!

Oh, yeah! I'm rich!

I'm taking the limo, okay?
This I gotta show Grams.

I definitely hit the jackpot.

-KATY: Hey, Bernie!
-Thank you.

She deserves it.

-Pizza?
-You're on.

JAKE: So, you think you can
adjust to life without luck?

-ASHLEY: Right now I've never
felt luckier.
-Me too.

-Do you believe in karma?
-Karma? Ash, you kidding me?

ASHLEY: One time I helped an old
lady across the street. Next
day, I found a hundred-dollar
bill.

-Ash, that's luck.
-Karma.

-It's luck.
-Karma, karma, karma.

-Luck, luck, luck, luck.
-It's karma.

-It's luck.
-Get the door.

Why, thank you.
[chuckles]

Hey. [chuckles]
Quarter.

Hmm. Seems we still
have our luck.

-Who cares?
-Absolutely.

MAN:
Hey! Shut the valve!
The pipe is broken.

♪ I just want to know
what you're thinkin' ♪

♪ I got a mission ♪

♪ It's all about a kiss ♪

♪ And I just want to know
if you're feelin' ♪

♪ Better than dreamin' ♪

♪ It's all about a kiss ♪

♪ Now you're in front of me ♪

♪ Suddenly it's clear to see ♪

♪ It was you really you
all along ♪

♪ Blue skies and rainy days ♪

♪ Either way it feels okay ♪

♪ 'Cause startin' now
we're gonna share it all ♪

♪ I just want to know
what you're thinkin' ♪

♪ I got a mission ♪

♪ It's all about a kiss ♪

♪ And I just want to know
if you're feelin' ♪

♪ Better than dreamin' ♪

♪ It's all about a kiss ♪

♪ About a kiss about a kiss
it's all about a kiss ♪

♪ About a kiss about a kiss
it's all about a kiss ♪

♪ A kiss ♪

♪ It's all about a kiss ♪

♪ Ohhh ♪

- ♪ It's all about a kiss ♪
-[chuckles]

♪♪ [rock]

♪ When everything
is going wrong ♪

♪ When things are
just a little strange ♪

♪ It's been so long now
you've forgotten
how to smile ♪

♪ And overhead
the skies are clear ♪

♪ But it still seems
to rain on you ♪

♪ And your only friends
all have better things to do ♪

♪ When you're down
and lost ♪

♪ And you need a helping hand ♪

♪ When you're down
and lost along the way ♪

♪ Oh, just tell yourself ♪

♪ I ♪

♪ I'll be okay ♪

-♪ You're not alone ♪
-♪ You're not alone ♪

-♪ You're not alone ♪
-♪ You're not alone ♪

♪ You're not alone ♪

♪ Try a little harder ♪

♪ Try your best
to make it through the day ♪

♪ Oh, just tell yourself ♪

♪ I ♪

♪ I'll be okay ♪

♪ I ♪

♪ I'll be okay ♪

♪ I ♪

♪ I'll be okay ♪

-♪♪ [acoustic rock]
-♪ It's all about you ♪

-♪ It's all about you ♪
-♪ It's all about you ♪

♪ Yesterday
you asked me something ♪

♪ I thought you knew ♪

♪ Said you make
my life worthwhile ♪

♪ It's all about you ♪

♪ And I would answer
all your wishes ♪

♪ If you ask me to ♪

♪ But if you deny me
one of your kisses ♪

♪ Don't know what I'd do ♪

♪ So hold me close
and say three words ♪

♪ Like you used to do ♪

♪ Dancing on the kitchen tiles ♪

♪ It's all about you ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ And I would answer
all your wishes ♪

♪ If you asked me to ♪

♪ But if you deny me
one of your kisses ♪

♪ Don't know what I'd do ♪

♪ So hold me close
and say three words ♪

♪ Like you used to do ♪

♪ Dancing on the kitchen tiles ♪

♪ Yes, you make
my life worthwhile ♪

♪ So I told you with a smile ♪

♪ It's all about you ♪

-♪ It's all about you ♪
-♪ It's all about you ♪

♪ It's all about you, baby ♪

-♪ It's all about you ♪
-♪ It's all about you ♪

♪ It's all about you ♪

♪ It's all about ♪

♪ You ♪