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Are you about to
brush your teeth?
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Yeah. Why? No reason.
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What's so funny?
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Nothing.
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Wait a minute.
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Have you been using my
toothbrush to Polish your ass again?
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What? Me, bender the robot?
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There's metal flakes on it.
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And they look like ass flakes.
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How dare you accuse me!
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I would never do something
like that to a friend...
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Every single night
while he's sleeping.
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Who sent you? Why
are you dressed like fry?
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'Cause I'm fry.
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Oh, fry, you old paranoid
kook. What can I get you?
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A hidden camera for my bathroom.
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I suspect a certain robot of
unauthorized butt brushing.
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Got ya.
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What you need is one of
these holographic minicams.
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Films in every direction at once
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and stores the video on a
remote 15-inch floppy disk.
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Phtakeifl excehent
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let me just wrap
that up for you.
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Who said that?
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You ate my lunch again,
you tainted oyster!
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That's a lie!
I brought my own lunch today.
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Amy, quit using my
punching bag for golf ball target practice.
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It's all lumpy.
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It wasn't me.
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And anyway, you're
the one who's been using
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my golf clubs to pound
dents out of the ship.
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I didn't bend your golf club.
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And the next time I don't
bend it, it'll be over your head.
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All right, people...
And other things.
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We got some big
deliveries coming up, so...
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Your attention, please.
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I'm sure you're all wondering
why I gathered you here today.
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We gather here every day.
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I hereby,
in front of all of you,
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accuse bender of polishing
his ass with my toothbrush.
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Lies! He's justjealous
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that my ass is
shinier than his teeth.
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We'll find out
who's lying, my friend.
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Because I planted a spy
camera in our apartment!
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Let's just see what you were up
to last night while I was asleep.
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Yes, let's do see.
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Okay, get ready.
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Keep watching.
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Let me fast fonnard a little.
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Huh!
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Well, sorry, bender.
I guess I owe you an...
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Hey, wait! What's going on
through that doonnay?
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Let's go, doc, chop him up.
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I got a rich customer
needs that kidney, stat.
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There, see? I didn't
use your toothbrush.
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You stole my kidney!
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Don't try to change the subject.
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Enough, you two.
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It just so happens that I
also planted a spy camera
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to catch Amy
using my punching bag.
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Yet still, I feel empty inside.
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That's the most uncomfortable
sleeping bag I ever slept in.
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You were living
in my punching bag?
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If you call that living.
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You bent my golf club? Yep.
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And yet, what did it solve?
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What did the violence solve?
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Enough of this foolishness!
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Amazingly, I, too,
set up a spy camera
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to catch zoidberg
stealing my lunch.
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Yeah, I'll keep
the kidney cool, no problem.
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You ate my kidney?
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I thought it was one of
hermes' exotic lunches!
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You can't eat my exotic lunch!
That's a serious offense, woman!
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She ate my kidney!
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I'm sorry.
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I just get really
hungry around 11:30.
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That's not an excuse. It's just
an explanation of what happened.
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I don't feel well.
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I'm beginning to think my kidney
transplant was a total rip-off.
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Let's take a look-see.
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My manwich!
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No wonder my urine
smells like a meal.
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Enough, you babbling boobs!
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How can this company function
when no one trusts each other?
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Something must be done.
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But first I have to see a man
about some ground beef.
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Look what you made me do.
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We're going on a corporate
team-building retreat.
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What? Oh, man!
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Come on!
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Hello, planet express!
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I'm Dan mcmasters,
andlwlbe your retreat leader
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for a week of fun
and personal empowerment.
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I hope you're happy!
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Who are you?
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Jackie Jr., ma'am.
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Jackie Jr.'s my apprentice.
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I figure if he's gonna work here, he
might as well get to know the team.
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Who's she? I don't know.
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So I hear we've been having
some trust issues, huh?
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Well, for the next week,
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we'll be doing
hundreds of trust falls
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from every possible height
and level of gravity.
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Or we could not do that.
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At the start of every retreat,
I like to demonstrate
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the power of trust by finding a
perfect stranger to be my assistant.
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Leela, do me a solid and pick up
the next space hitchhiker you see.
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You going to Andromeda
or thereabouts?
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No, sir, but how would you like to be
part of an exciting business retreat?
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Hmm. Just don't drop me off on
an asteroid like the last guy did.
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Okay, team, if I can
trust a total stranger,
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you can sure as heck
trust your own coworkers.
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In fact, I'm gonna make
the first trust fall of the week,
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backwards into the waiting
arms of my new assistant.
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Just stand here like so.
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Good. I'll fall backwards,
and you catch me.
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I trust you...
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Where'd it go?
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I thought we installed
alien-proof air vents!
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It's on my list.
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What's happening?
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The ship's lost power!
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Oh, my, adrift in deepest space
with a vicious alien killer aboard!
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Any one of us could be next.
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Fry, bender,
Jackie Jr., Leela...
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That took longer
than I expected.
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Quick,
into the ship's panic room!
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I didn't know we
had a panic room.
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Me, neither. It really could have
come in handy, like, 50 times.
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We'll be safe in here.
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The walls are impregnable,
and we have enough food
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and board games to
survive for weeks.
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We'll be dead within an hour.
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All life support has shut down!
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So you're all gonna die?
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Then who'll ghost-write
my autobiography?
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Now hold on. There may
be a slim chance of survival.
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We'll have to split
into three teams.
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Hermes and zoidberg will
crawl through the air vents
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and restart
the life support fan.
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Amy and Leela will
retrieve the steering wheel
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so we can steer
the ship from here.
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And fry and bender, you'll
spacewalk onto the hull
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and relight the pilot
light on the engine.
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Oh, man, why do I have
to team up with him?
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And me with her?
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And iwith it?
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There's no time to lose.
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Just be careful. The
creature could be anywhere...
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Except in this room.
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The name of the game
is candyland.
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You go first. I don't want you
locking me out there like hal.
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Still don't trust me, huh?
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Well, you can take
your lack of trust
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and jam it in your kidney hole.
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The only person
I trust is myself.
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Help! I forgot
my magnetic shoes!
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Just stay out of my way, boy.
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There. Who needs teamwork
when you got bender?
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Vvhoa! Vvhoa! Vvhoa!
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Help! My gyroscope melted!
I'm out of control!
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If the creature kills me,
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I just hope it doesn't
make me into a sandwich
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and leave it in the fridge where
some crawfish can get at it.
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For the last time, hermes,
I didn't steal your lunch.
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It was Leela. She beat me to it.
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Put a squid in it. We're here.
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Oi! There's the problem.
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Jackie Jr.'s skull is
blocking the doodad.
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Hooray! Everything's fine!
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Hermes: Something's coming!
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00:11:03,914 --> 00:11:05,457
No, no.
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00:11:14,925 --> 00:11:16,760
Oh, it's just a chinchilla.
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What a cute little...
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00:11:22,599 --> 00:11:24,101
Help! I'm stuck!
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Don't panic! We'll be okay.
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Addendum.
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The monster won't even know
the ship has a basement.
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Unless you posted it on Facebook,
like the last secret I told you.
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00:11:39,700 --> 00:11:41,285
I didn't know that was a secret.
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Lots of people wear a
jockstrap thinking it's a thong.
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What was that?
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Amy, run!
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Quit telling me what to do.
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Now will you run? Okay.
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Do something, fry!
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Not that. Stop dying
and fix my gyroscope.
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00:12:16,653 --> 00:12:18,739
Fry: I don't even know
what a gyroscope is.
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00:12:18,822 --> 00:12:20,657
Wait, I have an idea.
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Bender: Hey, what are
you doing? Cut that out.
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Hey, you got me under control.
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Fry: Fry and bender!
A winning combination.
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Bender: Let's call
ourselves frender.
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Both: Frender, frender, frender
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frender, frender, frender...
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I got the steering wheel.
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Leela and Amy!
A winning combination.
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Yay, lamey!
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The creature!
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It's attacking me!
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This is a job for hermberg.
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00:13:16,463 --> 00:13:18,799
You fend off the creature
with kicks and farts
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while I UN-stick you
with my slippery ink.
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Hermes?
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We thought you
were the creature.
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00:13:29,101 --> 00:13:30,978
And we thought you
were the creature.
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00:13:33,855 --> 00:13:35,148
Fry and bender: We made it, too.
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00:13:37,067 --> 00:13:39,569
But my gyroscope's
permanently busted.
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I guess I'll be dizzy and
uncoordinated for the rest of my...
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Yeah, it's fixed!
My coordination's back, baby.
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Yeah.
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I've got navigation.
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We're on our way home.
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It just shows how everything is
possible when you work together.
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Speaking of which, I have
a surprise announcement.
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There never was a creature.
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Surprise.
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The whole adventure was
just a training exercise
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to teach you the value
of teamwork.
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Hmm. I should be mad,
but it worked pretty well.
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00:14:33,123 --> 00:14:35,042
You were really brave, Leela.
223
00:14:35,125 --> 00:14:38,754
And you seriously nailed
that thing with your golf shot.
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Fry, you saved my ass out there.
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Aw! I couldn't let anything
happen to something that shiny.
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And, Dr. Zoidberg,
it was your quick thinking...
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Yup.
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Bad news, everyone.
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The creature is a shape-shifter.
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It knocked me out
and took my form
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so it could prey on poor hermes.
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I weren't fooled. The real
professor wouldn't never...
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Dern.
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Bad news, everyone.
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The creature is a shape-shifter.
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It knocked me out
and took my form
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so it could prey on
poor hermes and scruffy.
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Nice try, buddy.
239
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We're not buying it this time.
240
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But I'm the real professor.
I can prove it.
241
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Ifyou'll step up real close
to my microscope here,
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I'll show you that
my DNA is completely...
243
00:15:52,244 --> 00:15:54,079
Is it safe to come...
244
00:16:02,379 --> 00:16:05,090
It's time we solved this
problem the old-fashioned way.
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00:16:05,173 --> 00:16:06,550
By shooting it.
246
00:16:06,675 --> 00:16:09,553
Wait, wait, wait, wait,
you can't give everybody guns.
247
00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:11,680
What if one of us
is the creature?
248
00:16:11,763 --> 00:16:13,056
It could be any of us.
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Fry.
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Leela.
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Zoidberg.
252
00:16:17,602 --> 00:16:18,895
Zoidberg.
253
00:16:22,232 --> 00:16:24,442
One of us must be
the bad creature.
254
00:16:24,526 --> 00:16:25,861
Is it me maybe?
255
00:16:34,703 --> 00:16:36,371
Quick, in here.
256
00:16:38,456 --> 00:16:40,584
We're the only ones left
who can trust each other.
257
00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:43,753
I know you well enough that
no creature could ever fool me.
258
00:16:43,837 --> 00:16:45,505
No matter how much
it looked like you.
259
00:16:45,589 --> 00:16:48,258
Leela, I'm honored,
but for your own safety,
260
00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:50,468
you shouldn't trust anyone,
not even me.
261
00:16:50,552 --> 00:16:52,596
But I'm just so scared.
262
00:16:53,054 --> 00:16:54,055
Kiss me.
263
00:16:58,727 --> 00:17:00,854
Easy, easy,
you're biting my lip.
264
00:17:00,979 --> 00:17:02,230
Sorry.
265
00:17:03,273 --> 00:17:04,566
Ow! Ow! Ow!
266
00:17:05,317 --> 00:17:08,195
Wait a second,
I know what's going on here.
267
00:17:08,278 --> 00:17:09,863
I'm the monster.
268
00:17:17,287 --> 00:17:19,206
The creature was
right behind me.
269
00:17:19,289 --> 00:17:20,624
I don't know where it went.
270
00:17:20,874 --> 00:17:24,169
Just leave me alone.
I'm really, really scared.
271
00:17:25,128 --> 00:17:26,213
Bender?
272
00:17:26,296 --> 00:17:27,464
What?
273
00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:28,632
Where'd you get those ears?
274
00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:30,675
I've always had ears.
275
00:17:30,759 --> 00:17:32,010
No, you haven't.
276
00:17:32,093 --> 00:17:36,473
All right, fine, you got me. I can't
keep track of every little detail.
277
00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:50,070
Okay, to see if
you're the real bender,
278
00:17:50,153 --> 00:17:52,155
I'm gonna ask you something
only he would know.
279
00:17:52,239 --> 00:17:54,908
On your last birthday,
what gift did I get you?
280
00:17:55,242 --> 00:17:57,035
I don't remember. Me neither.
281
00:17:57,118 --> 00:17:58,662
Okay, I'll ask you one.
282
00:17:58,745 --> 00:18:01,915
What's the square
root of 2,345.4?
283
00:18:01,998 --> 00:18:03,833
That's not something
I would know.
284
00:18:03,917 --> 00:18:05,335
Oh, yeah. Yourturn.
285
00:18:05,502 --> 00:18:07,921
Um, what color is my shirt?
286
00:18:08,004 --> 00:18:11,174
If I were the creature, I could
just look at your shirt, dum-dum.
287
00:18:11,258 --> 00:18:12,259
Good point.
288
00:18:12,342 --> 00:18:13,843
Oh, never mind this.
289
00:18:13,927 --> 00:18:16,596
In case I'm about to die,
I just want you to know
290
00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:19,307
that I did Polish my ass
with your toothbrush.
291
00:18:19,516 --> 00:18:21,268
Thanks for telling me, buddy.
292
00:18:21,351 --> 00:18:24,771
And to be honest, I am
jealous of how shiny your ass is,
293
00:18:24,854 --> 00:18:28,275
and sometimes at night,
I unpolish itwith sandpaper.
294
00:18:29,150 --> 00:18:31,319
Oh, itrust you.
295
00:18:31,403 --> 00:18:33,029
I trust you, too.
296
00:18:33,863 --> 00:18:35,490
Congratulations.
297
00:18:35,865 --> 00:18:38,910
You two have really
learned the power of trust.
298
00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:40,912
Get away from us, you monster.
299
00:18:40,996 --> 00:18:44,332
Don't worry.
There isn't really a monster.
300
00:18:44,416 --> 00:18:46,126
And no one really got eaten.
301
00:18:46,209 --> 00:18:49,629
The whole thing was just part
of our team-building experience.
302
00:18:49,713 --> 00:18:51,715
And you two did terrific.
303
00:18:51,881 --> 00:18:53,758
But what about that hitchhiker?
304
00:18:53,842 --> 00:18:55,927
You mean my partner, blorgulax?
305
00:18:56,011 --> 00:18:58,179
He does make
a convincing hitchhiker.
306
00:18:58,263 --> 00:19:00,098
But he majored in
business at Princeton.
307
00:19:00,181 --> 00:19:01,891
But we saw him change shape.
308
00:19:01,975 --> 00:19:03,977
Yes, he is a shape-shifter.
309
00:19:04,060 --> 00:19:07,480
But he uses his shape-shifting
for team-building, not evil.
310
00:19:07,605 --> 00:19:09,065
He pretends to eat some people.
311
00:19:09,149 --> 00:19:10,525
The others have
to work together.
312
00:19:10,608 --> 00:19:12,152
We hand out a few tote bags.
313
00:19:12,235 --> 00:19:15,739
And boom! 4% increase
in productivity, minimum.
314
00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:17,449
So no one's dead?
315
00:19:17,532 --> 00:19:19,409
Of course not. All your friends
316
00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:21,911
are on the bridge
having a pizza party.
317
00:19:22,120 --> 00:19:24,789
So come on, put the
guns down and join us.
318
00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:42,307
I think it moved.
319
00:19:47,062 --> 00:19:48,355
Both: Phew!
320
00:19:49,898 --> 00:19:51,941
Hey guys, are you coming
to the party or not?
321
00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:54,736
Where's mcmasters?
322
00:19:54,819 --> 00:19:56,946
He turned out to be
such a nice guy, didn't he?
323
00:19:57,030 --> 00:20:00,367
Totally, we should go on a
retreat like this every year.
324
00:20:00,450 --> 00:20:02,452
Amy: Yeah!
325
00:20:02,952 --> 00:20:04,329
Hermes: Every year!
326
00:20:10,001 --> 00:20:13,922
In other news, celebrated
business consultant Dan mcmasters
327
00:20:14,005 --> 00:20:16,132
was last seen two weeks ago.
328
00:20:16,216 --> 00:20:19,427
And authorities are now calling
his disappearance a homicide.
329
00:20:20,345 --> 00:20:22,722
We can't ever tell anyone
what really happened.
330
00:20:22,806 --> 00:20:24,849
Never ever!
I can trust you, right?
331
00:20:24,933 --> 00:20:28,478
100% till the end of time.
Can I trust you?
332
00:20:28,645 --> 00:20:31,815
My lips couldn't be more
sealed, even if! Had lips.
333
00:20:31,898 --> 00:20:35,568
Police have no leads, but
are offering a $1 million reward
334
00:20:35,652 --> 00:20:38,988
for information leading
to the arrest of the killer.
335
00:20:39,781 --> 00:20:41,616
In the event there
are two killers,
336
00:20:41,699 --> 00:20:44,494
police are offering
an unusual deal...
337
00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:47,122
Total immunity for the one
who turns in the other,
338
00:20:47,205 --> 00:20:50,166
plus a double reward
of $2 million.
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