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Good news, everyone!
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Well? What is it?
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What is what?
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Oh, right! Ladies and gentlemen.
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We'll be delivering this
mysterious crate to peebles Alpha.
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Peebles Alpha?
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The planet of gangs,
thugs and hustlers?
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Ooh! Let's go!
Let's go! Let's go!
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Hang on. If we're delivering
a package to criminals,
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I want to know what's in it.
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I have no idea, Leela.
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But I'll tell you the
same thing they told me,
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"stop asking questions, old man,
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"and we'll slip you
an extra five grand
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"that your crew doesn't
need to know about."
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Now, listen carefully.
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This planet is controlled
by two rival gangs,
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the blips and the cruds.
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You can tell them apart
by their colors, red and que.
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Which gang's red,
and which gang's blue?
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Both!
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The delivery is
going to the blips.
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So when you meet them, you'll
want to be wearing these jerseys.
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Not these jerseys.
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'Cause ifyou're wearing these,
you'll be killed on the spot.
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Okay, here are yourjerseys.
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No, wait. Here.
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No. Wait...
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Does anyone else find
this delivery suspicious?
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Nope. He's too dumb
and I don't care.
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Well, I'm smart
and I care too much.
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I want to know
what's in that crate.
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But we're not
allowed to open it!
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I know that!
Go get me a crowbar.
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Please, use mine.
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I just need it in case, uh...
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Fry gets his head
stuck in a pot of honey.
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And in the meantime, if
I should happen to bump
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into the crate and open it...
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Whoopsie!
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Hey, Leela, fry got his
head stuck in a pot of honey!
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Oh, bother.
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Not now!
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What is it? Alcohol?
Tobacco? Firearms?
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Firearms!
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That's the one I was
secretly hoping for.
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I'm okay with most kinds of
violence, but not gang violence.
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Before we deliver these weapons,
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we're going to disable them
so they can never be used.
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Benden bend the barrels.
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But I love guns!
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Then pretend they're
little human necks.
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What? Let me at 'em!
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A lot of ships get
stolen on this planet,
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so, benden stay
here and stand guard.
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Okay. I hope I
never see you again.
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Uh, |donthke the looks of this
gang-infested neighborhood.
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There might be spiders!
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We must have made a wrong turn.
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We should have reached
blip turf by now.
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You think we walked
straight out of blipton?
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Wait, there's some blips.
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Those aren't blips! They're
cruds! They have the red on the left.
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Oh, no! What should we do?
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Leela, this is no
time to show me your boobs!
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Turn yourjersey inside out.
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Oh!
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Show me again.
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Yo, what you doing on our turf?
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Chill, dawg. Ain't
no thang. We cruds.
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Well, we blips and we over here.
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We put up that mirror 'cause
this is a blind intersection.
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It's considerably reduced
the number of accidents.
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It don't do nothing
for the murder rate, though.
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Now get down on your knees so
we can blow your crud brains out!
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Um, Leela, remember
when we were trying to guess
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what would happen if
someone stuck a gun in my face,
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and you said I'd
probably crap my pants?
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Well... excuse me, sir?
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We're not actually
blips or cruds.
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We're delivery people,
here to deliver this crate.
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So if everything seems to be in
order, we'll be on our way, a'ight?
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Oh, it's far from a'ight.
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Man: Now, hold up!
It's a'ight, all right?
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It's a crud and he's got a gun!
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Yo, you just shot your
own reflection in the mirror.
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It was self-defense.
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We are the cruds,
but we're over here.
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And don't shoot. That
crate is a gift from us.
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What? Huh?
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For real?
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There's been enough
violence on these streets.
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Too many lives and
mirrors have been shattered.
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So, yo, we sent you a crate
of weapons as a sign of trust.
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Together, we can use them to
rid our streets of the real enemy,
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giant spiders.
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I knew it!
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Man, that's a nice gesture.
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We accept your offer of peace.
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Let's just have a look at
these top-quality weapons.
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I'll test it out on that
innocent bystander.
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Yo, you just shot
yourself again!
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It's a trick! Get 'em!
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Look, let's just
agree that gang violence
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is an important issue
with no easy answers.
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Okay.
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Anyway, the ship's still
here. And nothing was stolen.
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Bender: Yeah, it was.
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I got bot-jacked!
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All I have left is my cigar.
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Wait...
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They stole everything
except my mouth and eyes.
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I guess they didn't like
all my screaming and winking.
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It's just lucky bender
had a rojack installed.
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When I activate it, the police
should be able to locate him.
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Female voice: Locafing.Locafing.
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Male voice: Located.
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It's a robot chop shop.
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That's some primordial evil.
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This skell here buys stolen
robots, strips 'em down,
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and sells the parts
all over the galaxy.
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Okay, I'm getting a signal
from bender's rojack.
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Nah, it's just a piece ofjunk.
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That's not junk!
That's bender's head!
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My head? Slap me upside it!
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Ah! Home, sweet head.
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That's it?
Where's the rest of him?
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All other parts sold.
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But I have list of buyers. You
drop charges, I give you list.
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No dice. Justice
don't work that way.
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Wait. Wait.
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What if I throw in giant
robot head for nice officer?
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Hmm.
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Thanks for all
your help, officer!
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My pleasure.
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Boy, benden you sure
were chock full of parts.
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I didn't even know
you had a wishbone.
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I had a lot of magic things.
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And we'll never
get them all back.
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Oh, sure we will.
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If we live a really long time.
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Let's get started.
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Come in, come in.
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Close the door. You're
letting the smut out.
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All right, buddy.
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We know for a fact that
you received a stolen item.
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A certain sensitive
part of my anatomy.
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What, you mean your antenna?
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Shh! Watch your language.
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This ain't a church, lady.
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Except for tax purposes.
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Anyway, I can't help you.
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One of my customers already
bought your friend's antenna.
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Oh, excuse me, robo-dong.
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Who was it?
Can you give us a name?
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Certainly not. I could never
betray a customer's privacy.
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All I can give you is this
naked picture of him
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taken from my toilet cam.
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I'll get right
to the point, senator.
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You purchased our
friend's, ahem, antenna.
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We'd like it back.
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Senator: You may
have it. I'm through with it.
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It has done everything
and everyone imaginable.
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You may want to
get it disinfected.
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Can do.
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Sorry, guys, I'm gonna
have to confiscate your keg.
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It's my body.
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Oh, come on, bender! Can
you at least wait till it's empty?
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Fair enough. Fry, beer me.
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Glug, glug, glug, glug,
glug, glug, glug, glug!
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Ah!
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It's empty!
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I'm 40% back, baby!
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Sorry, but these robot arms
have brought me nothing but luck.
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With the cards.
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And with the ladies.
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Whoa! Sir!
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But those are my arms!
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That's gropey and that's cheaty.
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Cheaty?
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Now, gentlemen,
I'm sure we can...
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Well, then. I'll just collect
my winnings and be on my...
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Oh!
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Much obliged.
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All right, tinny, your double
leg transplant is complete.
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What do you say
you give 'em a try?
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It's a miracle! I can walk!
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No more crutch or withered leg!
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Someone's sure to adopt me now!
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Well, bender, I guess you
won't be getting your legs back.
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But your sacrifice will let an
innocent child live a full and happy life.
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I'm sorry. You were
saying something?
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Oh, crumb. I guess it's
back to the cart for me.
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Ooh! Nice cart.
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Hey, this thing's pretty smooth.
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But I still prefer walking.
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Well, we did it. We got
all bender's parts back.
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Wrong as always, fry!
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I'm still missing the
shiniest metal piece of all.
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Your thyroid?
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00:11:01,620 --> 00:11:04,248
No! I'm talking about my ass!
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Huh! Inevereven
knew you had an ass.
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00:11:09,461 --> 00:11:13,173
Hmm. According to this, it
shipped out on a freighter
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from south street spaceport.
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Oh, yes, I remember
that ass. Let's see.
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Oh, god, no! It was
on board the floatwe/I!
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The ship that sank
in that horrible space storm?
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Yes. I'm afraid your
friend's derriere is lost forever
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in the depths of
the sargaseous sea.
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My ass! Sweet love of my life!
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Several hundred people
died, too, including my wife.
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My ass!
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I'm sorry, buddy. Maybe
we can get you a new one.
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Neveh
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my ass is my soul mate.
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It even has its own hind-brain.
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Really? Your butt can think?
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No. But it can feel.
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And right now,
it's hind-heartbroken!
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Just like me!
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Wow, bender. This is really
important to you, isn't it?
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Uh-huh!
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Okay, we're gonna
find that shipwreck
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and get you your backside back.
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Okay, let's go.
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The ship carrying
bender's heinie sank
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in the treacherous gases
of the sargaseous sea.
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Once we locate the wreck...
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Asteroids!
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Curse this interstellar fog.
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Why isn't there a lighthouse to
guide us away from the rocks?
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I don't know, but look
out for that lighthouse!
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So you're alive, are ye?
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00:13:06,954 --> 00:13:10,624
Ugh! Isuppose you'll be
wanting to keep your tooth fillin's.
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Are ye hurt?
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No, butwe could use a hug.
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Better come inside then.
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Name's tarquin.
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Been alone here, tending this
light ionger'n I can remember.
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That'll be my cup-a-soup.
241
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It's been microwavin'
ionger'n I can remember.
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This is a dangerous coast.
243
00:13:32,896 --> 00:13:35,190
We didn't see your light
until it was too late.
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No beam can Pierce
that devilish mist.
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Shipwrecks be so common,
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I make a good iivin' out of
whatever washes ashore.
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Found me a whole
que man group once.
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00:13:44,992 --> 00:13:46,410
So you have two jobs?
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More. I also salvage the
wrecks with my bathysphere,
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00:13:50,455 --> 00:13:54,126
and I'm a butcher,
if you like que meat.
251
00:13:54,626 --> 00:13:56,962
Sounds good, but
about that bathysphere.
252
00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:59,172
We want to salvage
a cargo ship that sank
253
00:13:59,256 --> 00:14:00,757
carrying this robot's rear end.
254
00:14:01,049 --> 00:14:04,511
Aye, I'll help ye
for a cut of the Booty.
255
00:14:04,720 --> 00:14:07,305
Now, when you say
a cut of the Booty...
256
00:14:07,389 --> 00:14:10,225
I mean a percentage of the
value of the recovered goods.
257
00:14:10,434 --> 00:14:11,685
Now be gettin' some rest.
258
00:14:11,935 --> 00:14:13,478
The Booty call is at daybreak.
259
00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:11,828
Tarquin: Those sound like
one-eyed corpse screams.
260
00:15:11,953 --> 00:15:14,498
Oh, how I wish I was
down there with ye.
261
00:15:17,584 --> 00:15:19,169
Let's not forget
that this shipwreck
262
00:15:19,336 --> 00:15:22,923
is also the final resting
place of this brave captain.
263
00:15:23,215 --> 00:15:25,133
Place your bets. Whee!
264
00:15:34,518 --> 00:15:38,522
That's it, I'm sure. I
can tell by the words on the crate!
265
00:15:40,398 --> 00:15:43,652
Oh, my beloved. You complete me.
266
00:15:52,953 --> 00:15:55,664
Hurry on inside now.
Storm's a-brewin'.
267
00:15:55,747 --> 00:15:57,624
I can feel it in my
weather channel app.
268
00:16:01,545 --> 00:16:04,673
Soon the sea will be belchin'
her dead upon the shore.
269
00:16:04,881 --> 00:16:07,759
If you like your shoes
unmatched and with feet still in 'em,
270
00:16:07,843 --> 00:16:09,094
this is your night.
271
00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:16,226
Can't you make the
beacon any brighter?
272
00:16:16,434 --> 00:16:19,688
Nay, 'tis already the brightest
object in the known universe,
273
00:16:19,813 --> 00:16:23,525
and even so, it can't be seen
three feet away in a storm like this.
274
00:16:30,574 --> 00:16:32,117
I thought we were
near the rocks,
275
00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:33,451
but I don't see the lighthouse,
276
00:16:33,535 --> 00:16:36,163
so everything is
fine and we can relax.
277
00:16:36,705 --> 00:16:39,916
All hands on deck for mojitos.
278
00:16:40,375 --> 00:16:43,461
The important thing is,
I got my final piece back.
279
00:16:43,753 --> 00:16:47,257
Hey, fry, take a picture of me
biting my own shiny metal ass.
280
00:16:47,424 --> 00:16:48,758
I'd be honored.
281
00:16:58,602 --> 00:16:59,728
Ah!
282
00:16:59,811 --> 00:17:01,897
You muddled the
mintwell, Alejandro.
283
00:17:06,234 --> 00:17:08,612
The lighthouse! Dead ahead!
284
00:17:15,035 --> 00:17:17,287
Well, I'm sure
bender's Fanny is tired.
285
00:17:17,454 --> 00:17:19,539
As soon as this storm
passes, let's be on our way.
286
00:17:21,166 --> 00:17:24,836
Sargaseous lighthouse, this
is the 8.8. Miami muy caliente.
287
00:17:25,253 --> 00:17:26,963
Thank you for
your glorious beacon.
288
00:17:27,255 --> 00:17:30,217
It saved our lives
and our Saturday night.
289
00:17:30,675 --> 00:17:31,718
Adios.
290
00:17:35,180 --> 00:17:36,389
Your aft-plate.
291
00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:39,726
Its fiery gleam saved a ship
full of south beach swabbies.
292
00:17:39,893 --> 00:17:41,770
Well, I do Polish it every day,
293
00:17:41,978 --> 00:17:43,688
and I sleep in a chamois diaper.
294
00:17:43,897 --> 00:17:47,275
It's 100 times more reflective
than the mirror in my beacon.
295
00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:49,653
Might I keep it
for the lighthouse?
296
00:17:49,819 --> 00:17:51,154
What? No!
297
00:17:51,279 --> 00:17:54,199
But, bender, your
buttocks could save lives.
298
00:17:54,366 --> 00:17:55,617
I hate lives!
299
00:17:55,784 --> 00:17:57,786
These are sailors' lives, benden
300
00:17:57,994 --> 00:18:01,456
think of the untold cursing that
would be lost to future generations.
301
00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:03,416
Could you live with that?
302
00:18:05,835 --> 00:18:09,172
You know the answer,
you scurvy bastard!
303
00:18:10,173 --> 00:18:13,927
Maybe I have been selfish,
hiding my ass under a bushel.
304
00:18:14,427 --> 00:18:18,181
Perhaps, like all great
men, my ass has a destiny.
305
00:18:18,473 --> 00:18:21,810
And if it does,
I can't stand in its way.
306
00:19:00,432 --> 00:19:04,019
Bender, comejoin us.
We're watching rear window.
307
00:19:04,185 --> 00:19:06,896
I used to stick my
rear out the window.
308
00:19:07,230 --> 00:19:10,108
If you prefer, we could
watch behind the music.
309
00:19:10,358 --> 00:19:12,485
My behind used to make music.
310
00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:14,070
Backdraft is on.
311
00:19:14,237 --> 00:19:15,947
Even my ass wouldn't watch that.
312
00:19:16,573 --> 00:19:19,534
Bender, I'm proud of you
for the sacrifice you made.
313
00:19:19,743 --> 00:19:22,996
Try and find solace in the
fact that somewhere out there,
314
00:19:23,204 --> 00:19:25,040
your keister is doing good.
315
00:19:32,172 --> 00:19:35,550
Well, my shiny friend, yer
days of carousin' are over.
316
00:19:35,717 --> 00:19:39,929
But yer nights of endless,
monotonous rotatin' have just begun.
317
00:19:40,138 --> 00:19:43,391
Now what say I read you a
nice passage from the scripture
318
00:19:43,475 --> 00:19:46,019
to help you forget
yer old master?
319
00:19:51,066 --> 00:19:55,320
"In the sanctuary, he made
two cherubim of olive-wood,
320
00:19:55,445 --> 00:19:59,991
"each 10 cubits high and
one wing measured five cubits,
321
00:20:00,116 --> 00:20:03,787
"and the other wing measured
five cubits from the tip..."
322
00:20:14,422 --> 00:20:17,634
Oh, no! Our son Johnny
fell down the gravity well!
323
00:20:23,598 --> 00:20:25,350
Thank you, assie.
324
00:20:35,652 --> 00:20:37,695
Bender? It's for you.
325
00:20:41,866 --> 00:20:42,951
Assie?
326
00:20:43,618 --> 00:20:46,538
Oh, assie, you came home!
327
00:20:47,122 --> 00:20:49,374
You came home.
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