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Mr. President. I
found the TV remote.
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Good work, sergeant. I'm
awarding you the purple heart.
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But I wasn't injured.
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Ow!
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Well, enough governing.
It's Saturday morning, damn it.
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Let's watch some cartoons.
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Announcer:
It's time to fall into
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the futurama and friends
Saturday morning fun pit!
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Here comes bendee-boo
and the mystery crew!
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Man: Bendee-bendee-boo,
what's wrong with you?
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You're such a lousy mascot
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no one understands a single word
you say not even the jerk in the ascot
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rite my riny retal rass!
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It sure was nice of your nephew
to invite us to his cloning lab
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here in the repeating forest.
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Uh-huh. Hey, like,
here's a puzzler.
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How old are we on
a scale of 14 to 32?
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Did anyone else
hear that weird laugh?
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It's spooky. It doesn't seem to
correspond to anything funny happening.
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I'll say.
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Turn around. Go away. Do it now.
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Rikes!
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Splinkies! What was that?
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I don't know. It's a mystery.
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Like, I've got a bigger mystery. How
am I going to fill my hungry stomach?
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Yeah. Where can we find
food here in the woods?
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How about that kabuki theater?
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Like, where there's a kabuki
theater, there's a concession stand.
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Say, fry, why do you
always have the munchies?
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And also your eyes are
bloodshot, you're paranoid,
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and the Van has a skunky odor.
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Search me. No, don't.
I'm carrying.
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I do enjoy
a well-buttered floor.
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All: George takei? Reorge rakei?
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Sorry to haunt
you so effectively.
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I thought you kids were that dragon
ghost that's been spooking the town.
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Like, what's the
story with the yakitori?
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Help yourselves. But I warn
you, that chicken is over a year old.
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Why is the food in your
concession stand so old, Mr. Takei?
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You see, Amy, this used to be
the most popular kabuki theater
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in the entire outskirts of town.
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But people stopped coming after
they built that darned basketball arena.
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Now everybody likes
basketball instead ofkabukl
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it's an insult to
my Japanese heritage.
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How so? This is
america, not Japan.
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Maybe so. I'm not sure.
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Now, how many tickets
would you like for the show?
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Like, none. But thanks
for the yucky-Tori.
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Another grave
insult to my ancestry.
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Is this the professor's
cloning lab? Nu?
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Cloning is a sin against nature!
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But yes. Follow me to the
professor's cloning room.
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You see, I'm his Butler.
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Oh! My uncle fry and
his mystery-solving friends.
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Perhaps you can
make sense of the...
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What is it that's been
haunting us, zoidberg?
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Ghost.
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Now then, let me
show you my lab.
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This is my cloning machine.
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This is where I keep
various lengths of wire.
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And those are
the Harlem globetrotters.
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All: The globetrotters?
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What you doin' wearin'
an ascot, brother?
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I think it looks nice.
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Ah!
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What are you globetrotters
doing here?
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We're in town for the big game.
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And we stopped by to help our friend,
the professor, with his cloning machine.
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Just call me the clone
prince of basketball.
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Like, it's basketball
superstar Larry bird!
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Larry bird, what
are you doing here?
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Hi. This is Larry bird calling.
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Listen, my agent sent me
that cartoon script,
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and I've decided I don't want
to be involved in any way.
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Nice to meet you, Larry bird.
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Okay, let's clone us
a whole team of Larry birds.
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Now we can practice
for the big game.
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We figure, if we can beat five
Larry birds, we can beat anybody.
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Cloning is wrong.
It's wrong, I say!
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Oh, I just hope that
mysterious dragon ghost
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doesn't show up
at the lab again.
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But why would a ghost want to
stop the globetrotters from practicing?
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And against a team
of clones, no less.
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Well, gang, it looks like we've got
more of the same mystery on our hands.
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Like, the real mystery is how I'm
gonna get any sleep with all this noise.
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I need some air.
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It's me, the dragon ghost.
We met before.
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Like, yikes!
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It's time to spring
into action, gang.
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Okay.
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Rabbit goes around
the tree. There.
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All right, it's time to get to the
bottom of what, at this point,
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can only be called a mystery.
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Let's split up.
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Eight of us will stay here with
this dragon-trap the professor built.
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Hermes: Meanwhile, fry,
bendee, you go look for the dragon.
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Like, you guys are terrible friends
for always sending us to our deaths.
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I'm not going. Re reither!
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Would you do it
for a bendee brew?
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Rokay. RI'm a ralcoholic.
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Man: Yummy, yummy, yummy
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I've got love in my tummy
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and I feel like a-lovin' you
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love, you're such a sweet
thing good enough to eat thing
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and that's just
a-what I'm gonna do
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ooh, love to hold you
ooh, love to kiss you
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ooh, love, I love it so
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ooh, love, you're sweeter
sweeter than sugar
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ooh, love, I won't let you go
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All right, gang. I think we
have all the clues we need
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to solve the mystery of
the haunted cloning machine.
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Only one person took issue with
the ethical ramifications of cloning
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and also had access
to this castle.
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The Butler, Dr. Zoidberg!
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Let's see who this
so-called Butler really is.
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Oops.
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Never mind. Here, take this.
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Ah!
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May he rest in peace.
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Hey, there's
a dragon in this trap!
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Takei: Help. Help.
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Let's see who this
dragon ghost really is.
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All: George takei?
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That's right.
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And I would never have gotten away
with it, regardless of you meddling kids.
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But, like, that dragon ghost
was hovering and translucent.
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Yes. You see, I used the
projector from my kabuki theater.
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But kabuki theaters
don't have a projector.
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Some do.
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It all makes sense.
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He knew that if he scared the globetrotters
away from the big basketball game,
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disappointed fans would
flock to his kabuki theater.
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Of course!
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No, that's not why I did it.
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Then, like, why did you do it?
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I'm mentally ill.
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Thanks for helping
solve the mystery.
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After practicing against five Larry
birds, we're ready for anything.
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Announcer: And now, introducing
the opponents, six Larry birds!
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Bendee-bendee-boo!
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What's all this ruckus?
People live here, you know.
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Mr. President, our children are fat
and dumb, and we blame cartoons.
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It's time to get
government onto our backs.
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We demand you regulate
children's programming
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and force the writers to
shoehorn in helpful lessons.
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Fine, fine. Get off my lawn.
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I'll have agnew put
in a call to Hollywood.
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All right,
let's laugh and learn.
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Announcer: And now,
the show that teaches kids
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to eat right and
have a good time,
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all while tolerating others.
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This will shut up
those whining hippies.
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Announcer: Stay tuned
for purpleberry pond.
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Purpleberry pond is
fun for young and old
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when healthy juicy
purpleberries fill your bowl
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we all get along
and we're happy and merry
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I must get my hands on those
healthy purpleberries.
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Bort.
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Of eating right we are very fond
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when we eat together
on purpleberry pond
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Good morning, Princess
purpleberry. Isn't it a lovely morning?
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It's particularly purp-tacular.
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It's pur-practically
pur-perfect.
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It's funny how we never get
tired of the word "purple." Never.
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And it's all thanks to a balanced diet,
composed of nothing but purpleberries.
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I must get my hands on those
healthy purpleberries.
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Bort.
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Announcer: Purpleberry pond
will return after these messages.
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Hey, Mickey, you
seem kind of down.
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You should try some
sugar-blasted purpleberry puffs.
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My sugar-blasted purpleberries are
triple-soaked in maple-flavored syrup
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to start your day
with purple power.
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And the leftover milk
looks like purpleberry pond.
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Ah!
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An nou ncer: Purpleberry puffs are the
sweetest part of your complete breakfast.
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Along with juice, toast, ham, eggs,
bacon, milk, cheese, liver, waffles
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and a big horse vitamin.
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And now, back to our show.
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Healthy, healthy,
healthy healthy purpleberries are
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eat purpleberries
and you'll be a star
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look, a new purp-son
is coming to purpleberry pond.
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Announcing lord loquat.
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I wonder what shade
of purple he'll be.
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Greetings, Princess purpleberry.
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I am lord loquat,
your new neighbor.
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You're coming to live here?
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There goes the purple-hood.
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You're
different, and I don't like you.
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Wait, it doesn't matter
the color of your berries.
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After all, it takes two
colors to make a rainbow.
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Shucks, lnever thought of it
that way. Sorry, cheddar-head.
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All: Look up
high where the rainbow bends
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orange and purple
are the best of friends
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I must get my hands on those
healthy purpleberries.
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Bort.
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And orangeberries.
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Announcer: We'll be back
after these messages.
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Mom, why is there orange
in my purpleberry puffs?
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As an active mom,
I care about these things.
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I'll check the box
while you start eating.
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Now my sugar-blasted purpleberry
puffs have ioquat-flavored orangeberries.
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Two colors? Wow.
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Bort.
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It's a small part of
this girl's breakfast.
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Whoa, whoa!
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Bofl?
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I have a plan to get my
hands on those purpleberries
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with new ioquat-flavored
orangeberries.
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Soon I will have an important
part of a complete breakfast.
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Oh, no. The Berry burglar
fired his snowball bomb.
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The snow will destroy
the purpleberry crop.
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Wait, it's not snow. It's sugar.
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All: Yay!
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New sugar-frosted,
sugar-blasted purpleberry puffs.
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You can really see the sugar.
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I don't know which I like
more, original or type two.
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Announcer:
And now, back to our show.
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Curses, I didn't get my hands
on those healthy purpleberries.
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But next time, by gosh, I'll get my
hands on those healthy purpleberries.
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Bort.
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Will the Berry
burglar never learn?
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Probably not, but we did.
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We learned that no matter
whether we're purple or orange...
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Or new polkaberry.
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Good nutrition is
just a bowl away.
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All: You know you
want to try it so tell your mom to buy it
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buy purpleberry puffs cereal.
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Buy! Buy! Buy!
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Bye-bye.
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Announcer: We'll be
back with more commercials
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after these important messages.
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Go, me!
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They fight for the heck of it
because they like to, here comes g.I. Zapp
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g.i. Zapp, g.I. Zapp!
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Zapp: G.I. Zapp is the code name
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for an elite group of
heavily armed mercenaries,
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eager to murder the enemy,
regardless of the cost in innocent lives.
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Ah! Here we go. No one can
complain about this patriotic dreck.
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What's that?
A rock? I hate rocks.
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What do you stupid
voters want now?
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What possible objection could
you have to the gi. Zapp cartoon?
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Man: It's too violent.
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Oh! Very well. As
leader of the free world,
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it is my solemn duty to put
an end to cartoon violence.
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I'll have to
re-edit the program.
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Rose Mary, have we got any
type of machinery to edit tape?
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Rose Mary: Oh, you know we do.
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Time for Dickie to get tricky.
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G.I. Zapp! G.I. Zapp! G.I. Zapp!
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Zapp: G.I. Zapp is the code
name for an elite group of...
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Nixon: Patriotic peacekeepers
who rebuild schools
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with their bullet-sucking
vacuum tanks.
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That's what they are.
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Zapp: Today's episode,
"operation throat..."
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Nixon: "Banana split."
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What the hell kind
of plane is that?
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Okay, g.I. Zapps.
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Today's mission is to parachute
into fort weaponsworth
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and take back our shrapnel laser,
which was stolen by our sworn enemy.
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The terrorist group
known as a.C.R.O.N.Y.M.
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Kif: "A.C.R.O.N.Y.M. A criminal
regiment of nasty young men."
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That's clever. I'll
leave that the way it is.
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I'll show those g.I. Zapps once and for
all when I fire this surface-to-air m...
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Nixon: Warning shot.
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Excellent plan, profestro.
That'll blow them straight to he...
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Nixon: Church.
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Sound off as you jump.
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Freezer burn!
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Nutcracker!
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Nixon: That's no name for a
woman. Let's just call her pat.
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Waterboard!
Nixon: Helpful Johnny.
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Boxcutter! Nixon: Powder puff.
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Orphan crippler!
Nixon: Nah. Pass.
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Incoming surface-to-air...
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Nixon: Telegram!
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Pilot, is your parachute
packed and ready?
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Yes, sir.
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Good, because I forgot mine.
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Kif: Mayday! Mayday!
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I'll be home for dinner.
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I... landed the plane safely next
to this naturally occurring fireball.
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At Disneyland. Hi, tinker bell.
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Ready. Aim...
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Nixon: Negotiate.
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Nixon: Ugh!
Here comes a water balloon.
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Nixon: That's quite a splash.
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Nixon: Uh, beam me up, Scotty.
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Nixon: Yay! I caught it.
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Ah!
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I'm hit. Oh, god, it...
Nixon: Tickles.
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Oh, no. Freezer burn is...
Nixon: Sleeping.
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I will avenge him, you
heartless... Nixon: Bastards!
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It's okay if I say it.
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Nixon: Just measuring
you for a new hat.
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Three, four, cha-cha-cha.
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Find that apple.
It's down there somewhere.
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That's it, I'm pulling the plug.
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Agnew, cut to the psa.
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Give me the ball!
No, give me the ball.
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I know, let's fight for it.
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Now, hold on there, boys.
Violence never solved anything.
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Then how do we decide
who gets the ball?
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Agnew, show them.
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There. How do you like
your stupid ball now?
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Announcer: That concludes the futurama
and friends Saturday morning fun pit!
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six hours of golf
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