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Planet express discount
prisoner transfer at your service.
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Take a good look, Dr. Brutaloff.
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This prison is where you'll be
spending your 300-year sentence.
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Yeah, until you're defrosted
and wake up refreshed,
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unaware of any time
having passed.
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He heard you!
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Oh, please. It's probably just
the carbonite thawing slightly.
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Take him down to processing
while I stay here and get hooted at.
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Ooh, yeah, baby!
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Oh, stop.
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Fry, look!
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That's silicon red, the
universe's greatest folk singer!
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There's your wallet,
your guitar, and your gun.
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You're free to go.
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Ah! Still cocked.
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So, he's a folk singer. So what?
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So what?
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Have you forgotten my lifelong
dream of being a folk singer?
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Because I sure have
until right now.
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Silicon red! Silicon red!
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Hey,
I have a lifelong dream, too.
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Of not being left alone
with a frozen super-villain.
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Don't try anything,
Dr. Brutaloff! I know karate.
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Then ishot him and
stabbed him and stole all his gold
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and I tried on his face
while his body turned cold
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lovely. Just lovely.
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New topic.
Can I have your autograph,
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and also you tell me everything
you know about folk singing,
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and I'll take your guitar, too?
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Old salmonella? Son, I
ought to kill you for asking.
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We met doing hard time on
a Mississippi chain gang.
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And she'd been with me
through 30-odd convictions.
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Thirty? You must be quite
a bungling lowlife.
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Anyhow, about the guitar.
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Aw, come on! I can't be a famous
folk singer without a cool guitar.
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Can I at least get a photo?
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And before you answer that...
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Now I'll just have someone
duplicate your guitar.
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Thanks, sucker.
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You're the sucker, sucker
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see, with all salmonella
and me been through,
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her sound is unique.
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All your fancy technology will
never be able to copy this guitar.
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Using my fancy technology, I can
make an exact copy of this guitar.
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Tell me, Dr. Beeler.
Will I need to threaten you?
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Not at all.
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You see, nowadays we can take
a unique and beautiful object,
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and easily reduce it to a
formula for mass production.
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I call the process "science."
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I'll just need to locate that
guitar image on your file system.
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Whoa, that's a lot of porn.
Where'd you store the guitar picture?
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I don't know.
I mainly hang out in here.
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Ah-ha! Your folk singing folder.
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I'll just double-kick on that.
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Got it.
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Now I'll convert that guitar
image to a wire-frame model.
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There, like so.
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And send it wirelessly
to my 3-d printer.
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By laying down layer
after layer of nano-plastic,
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it can turn your wildest
dreams into ordinary reality.
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Witchcraft! Sorcerer!
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Neat.
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So, how long will it take?
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Four or five hours.
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Shall we adjourn
to the porn folder?
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I call my new guitar bender Mae
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because bender may be the
greatest folk singer of all time!
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It looks pretty authentic.
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You bet it's authentic.
See this scratch?
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I tell people she got it
while I was doing hard time
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with a New Hampshire chain gang.
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Fry: I have a scratch, too.
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From where Dr. Brutaloff
slashed me with his finger knives,
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right after he thawed
out of his carbonite,
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and right before he
froze me in his carbonite
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because you deserted me.
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You're always getting frozen
in stuff. It's your thing, man.
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Benden you're not a folk singer
just 'cause you have a guitar.
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And a flannel shirt.
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I claim iwon it in a
knife fight at j. Crew.
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It must be interesting
to win a knife fight.
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I wouldn't know.
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The point is, do you even
know any actual folk songs?
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Pfft! Actual folk songs
are all public domain.
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Where's the money in that?
I'll just make up my own.
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But, robot, you can't
just make up folk songs
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like you can a medical diploma.
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They have to
come from the heart.
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Wrong again, zoidberg.
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While you were yakking,
I downloaded
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every folk song in the universe
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and analyzed them.
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There are only
a few basic patterns.
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For example, 36% of all
folk-song heroes work on a railroad
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and are named "big" something.
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Next slide, please.
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75% of these big railroad men
have bad-hearted women
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who done them wrong, usually
with a smooth-talking rambler.
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There's a lot more,
but in the end,
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somebody kills somebody...
Blah, blah, blah.
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Somebody kills
somebody blah, blah, blah
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catchy!
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Not what I meant, but don't
perform it without my permission!
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Anyway,
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using this simple formula,
I can generate
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as many hit folk songs
as I want.
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All I need is an audience.
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And that's where
silicon red comes in.
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Man, all this corncob pipe
smoke is irritating my stab wounds.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
I'm proud to present,
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fresh from another down-home
authentic prison term,
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the universe's
greatest folk singer,
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silicon red!
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Thank you.
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Silicon red, everyone.
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I'm ramblin' Rodriguez, the
new greatest folk singer ever.
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And I'm gonna sing
my new masterpiece,
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the ballad of me,
ramblin' Rodriguez.
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Well
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my bad-hearted woman
loved a smooth-talking gambler
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so I ran him over with my train
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lord, lord yes, I ran
him over with my train!
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That name again is
ramblin' Rodriguez.
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Why are they booing me, silicon?
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'Cause your song
was insincere, boy.
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Now, get out and don't come back
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till you've lived a life
worth singing about.
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Yes, sir.
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And don't go to prison.
That's my shtick!
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I failed at my
lifelong dream again.
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How can I be so bad at
everything I try, and still be so great?
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Bender, you have
a lovely baritone,
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and you sure can strum
that plastic guitar.
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But you can't write
a real folk song
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aboutexpenences youhaventhad.
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Yeah, you should write a
song about a heartless robot
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who leaves his best
friend to be murdered.
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Look, Leela, I'd love to write
about my own experiences...
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The heartless robot is bender.
The best friend is me.
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How can you people be so blind?
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But I've never picked cotton
or been on top of old smokey
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or worked on anything all the
livelong day, let alone a railroad.
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Then go live among
the railroad men, why not?
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You'll come to understand them,
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just as I now understand
the ape-men of earth.
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As stupid as zoidberg's idea
is, it's brilliant when I have it.
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I'm off to the railroad
to become a folk singer.
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Uh... I'm looking for
the wrong side of the tracks.
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Then you've come to
the right side of the tracks.
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Have a seat, stranger.
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My name's bender Rodriguez
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and I want to learn
the railroading business.
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Big caboose.
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I'm a steel-driving man
working the trans-universal line.
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Wow, you've had the exact
experiences I want to steal for my song.
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Oh, heck, I'm nothing special.
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Just a down-home robot
with a big old hammer.
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Hammer,
that should be easy to rhyme.
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You done time in the slammer?
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Uh, nope.
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Been to Alabama? Sorry.
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How's your grammar?
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Praiseworthy.
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Benden meet fast frank Brogan.
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Daredevil engineer
dies in the crash of old '88.
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Dandy Jim and Gus.
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Gentlemen hobos
with a story to tell.
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I once got drunk
and ate my big toe.
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Can't say I miss it.
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And good old cookie,
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the crusty comically inept
geological surveyor.
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Jiggers! I dropped
my sextant in the stew.
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Been up north
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Been down south
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Got a real weak back
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I got a real big mouth
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So while bender goofs off
at some railroad camp,
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I have to deliver dynamite
to a railroad camp myself.
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And it's the same railroad camp.
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I mean, the irony is palpable.
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Oops!
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Whoopsie!
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My bad.
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Dibs on the toes.
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So how's it going with
the real-world experience?
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Have you found a railroad man
to write a song about?
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Yep, my good friend
big something here.
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Caboose.
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I'm a steel-driving man, and there
ain't much more to say about me.
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Not till now there wasn't.
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Well, big caboose
was a steel-drivin' son of a gun
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till a bad-hearted
woman he spied
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but, bender, I never spied
no bad-hearted woman.
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In my song you did, a temptress
named, I don't know, jezebel.
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Wow, creativity's hard work.
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Ah!
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You know my favorite part
of your song?
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The part where it ended.
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Then settle in, 'cause that's
about a half hour from now.
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Well, jezebel's heart did wander
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when she saw that ramblin' man
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he was tall and dark and shiny
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and a native Mexican
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that sleazy rambler sounds
an awful lot like you, bender.
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Hey, thanks for noticing.
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Just for that, I'm gonna
slip you into the 57th verse.
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You can be my best friend who
abandons me when I need you.
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Now, that's a verse
we can all enjoy.
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Well, Rodriguez
ran to his best friend
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said, "help me or
I'll surely be killed"
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fry laughed and he said,
"you deserted me once
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"now it's your turn to
feel the chill lord, lord
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"now it's your turn
to feel the chill"
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you've accurately portrayed
the nature of my grievance.
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Big caboose went
lookin' for Rodriguez
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straight to new New York town
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he cried...
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Bender, guess what.
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I met a fabulous girl and
we're engaged to be hitched.
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That's great, caboose.
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Come on in and set a spell.
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No time. I got some place to be.
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See you soon, honeybunch.
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Okay, dumpling.
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My man's gone! Gone!
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Oh! I'm so lonely and easy.
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Ooh!
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Bender: Whoo! Whoo!
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Oh, yeah. This is
definitely going in the song.
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He cried, "rambler,
you slept with my jezebel"
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hey, what's your name, anyhow?
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Jezebel
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oh, good, I won't
have to change any words.
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Yeah, you're right. It's
getting late. I'll get your coat.
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Oh. Hey, big caboose. What
are you doing here on earth?
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I'm here for to see
ramblin' Rodriguez.
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Well, he's at the railroad camp.
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I know,
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but some strange force drew me
to new New York town.
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That rambler slept
with my jezebel
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now I'm comin' for to
shoot him down lord, lord
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comin' for to shoot him down
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guess I'll go back to
the railroad camp now.
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That's weird, he sounded
a lot like bender's folk song.
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Not a lot like
bender's folk song,
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exactly like,
et cetera, et cetera.
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00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:07,431
His song is coming true somehow.
248
00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:11,476
Oh, my god, reality is
infringing bender's copyright.
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00:14:13,478 --> 00:14:15,772
I'm comin' for to shoot you down
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00:14:15,856 --> 00:14:16,857
no, wait.
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I'm comin' for to run you down
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with a train
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get it?
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00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:42,382
It's over, jezebel.
Grab your things and get out.
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00:14:42,466 --> 00:14:44,092
I didn't bring any things.
256
00:14:44,176 --> 00:14:46,219
That's what I like
best about you, baby.
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00:14:53,143 --> 00:14:55,562
Rambler, you slept
with my jezebel,
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00:14:55,645 --> 00:14:58,899
and I'm comin' for to
run you down, lord, lord.
259
00:14:58,982 --> 00:15:02,402
I'm comin' for to run you down
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00:15:43,693 --> 00:15:45,987
Fry, help, let me in.
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00:15:48,490 --> 00:15:51,034
Bender? What are you doing?
It's 3:00 am.
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00:15:51,118 --> 00:15:54,412
I don't care if it's 3:00 pm.
Open up and hide me!
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00:15:54,496 --> 00:15:55,956
I don't think so, bender.
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00:15:56,039 --> 00:16:00,961
You deserted me once, and now it's
your turn to, quote, "feel the chill." Ha!
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00:16:11,888 --> 00:16:13,181
Breaker, breaker.
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00:16:13,390 --> 00:16:14,558
Hola.
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00:16:14,975 --> 00:16:17,352
Professor, help.
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00:16:17,435 --> 00:16:19,855
The hero of my folk song
tried to run me down,
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00:16:19,938 --> 00:16:21,857
and fry refused to save me.
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00:16:21,940 --> 00:16:23,316
That doesn't sound like me.
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00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:24,401
Fry?
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00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:26,945
But you just...
I'll figure it out later.
273
00:16:27,028 --> 00:16:28,572
But first, I'll kill you!
274
00:16:30,532 --> 00:16:33,702
Bender, stop. We've been
trying to warn you all night.
275
00:16:33,785 --> 00:16:35,787
You didn't answer
your cell phone telephone,
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00:16:36,079 --> 00:16:38,373
so the professor tried his cb.
277
00:16:38,456 --> 00:16:40,375
Uh, scratch that, rubber Turkey.
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00:16:40,458 --> 00:16:44,045
We got a 20 on the tin man.
Toodle-oo.
279
00:16:45,130 --> 00:16:46,756
But fry betrayed me
at our apartment!
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00:16:47,924 --> 00:16:49,676
Just like in your folk song.
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00:16:49,759 --> 00:16:53,263
Somehow everything you sang
about is happening in real life.
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00:16:53,430 --> 00:16:55,140
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
283
00:16:55,223 --> 00:16:57,100
Are you saying that
guy at the apartment
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00:16:57,184 --> 00:16:59,186
was some kind of
exact copy of fry?
285
00:16:59,269 --> 00:17:00,395
'Cause that's crazy.
286
00:17:00,478 --> 00:17:02,480
He's a unique and
beautiful object.
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00:17:02,606 --> 00:17:04,941
The printer.
288
00:17:07,611 --> 00:17:10,113
Oh! I must have left
the wireless connection
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00:17:10,197 --> 00:17:12,199
to your folk song
directory open.
290
00:17:12,282 --> 00:17:13,700
Everything you wrote in the song
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00:17:13,783 --> 00:17:15,744
got routed straight
to the 3-d printer.
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00:17:15,827 --> 00:17:18,830
Big caboose, duplicate
fry, even cookie,
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00:17:18,914 --> 00:17:21,583
the crusty, comically inept
geological surveyor,
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00:17:21,666 --> 00:17:23,543
they're all made
of nano-plastic.
295
00:17:23,627 --> 00:17:25,921
So, if bender had
sung about, I don't know,
296
00:17:26,004 --> 00:17:28,506
some crazy giant land
octopus attacking me,
297
00:17:28,590 --> 00:17:30,050
it would have actually happened?
298
00:17:30,217 --> 00:17:33,470
Pfft! I can't even imagine
singing about such a thing.
299
00:17:34,054 --> 00:17:35,513
Well
300
00:17:36,097 --> 00:17:37,515
fry, run!
301
00:17:38,475 --> 00:17:41,686
Oh, relax, beeler's stupid machine
takes hours to print anything.
302
00:17:41,770 --> 00:17:42,812
No, it doesn't.
303
00:17:42,896 --> 00:17:46,358
I improved it
using fancy modern technology.
304
00:17:54,324 --> 00:17:59,871
Bender, whatever you do, don't
think about any more octopuses.
305
00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:01,998
Octopuses?
306
00:18:02,082 --> 00:18:05,835
Ibeheve
the correct plural is octopi.
307
00:18:08,546 --> 00:18:12,509
I'm sorry. "Octopuses"
is also acceptable.
308
00:18:13,551 --> 00:18:16,680
Think about puppies, bender,
cute, harmless, dead puppies.
309
00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:19,349
Don't worry. I'll disconnect
him from the printer.
310
00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:22,269
No, wait. I know how to save
bender from big caboose.
311
00:18:24,646 --> 00:18:27,274
All he has to do is write
his way out of this mess,
312
00:18:27,357 --> 00:18:29,567
and the 3-d printer
will make it happen.
313
00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:30,777
Like how?
314
00:18:30,860 --> 00:18:31,903
Well, I don't know.
315
00:18:31,987 --> 00:18:35,240
Make up another giant octopus
and have it kill big caboose.
316
00:18:35,323 --> 00:18:37,033
What kind of
lazy ending is that?
317
00:18:37,117 --> 00:18:38,868
I'm not gonna put
that in my song.
318
00:18:38,952 --> 00:18:40,704
Hey, I have a cool idea.
319
00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:42,038
Create a duplicate bender,
320
00:18:42,122 --> 00:18:45,375
so when big caboose kills it,
it's not real, it's duplicate.
321
00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:48,420
Oh! Oh! They did
that on Star Trek, tng.
322
00:18:48,545 --> 00:18:49,587
Cram it, nerd.
323
00:18:49,671 --> 00:18:53,008
I'm not going to just copy some
feel-good TV show wrap-up.
324
00:18:55,010 --> 00:18:56,970
I can think of a hundred
endings that'il save you.
325
00:18:57,053 --> 00:18:58,179
Just pick one.
326
00:18:58,263 --> 00:19:01,349
No, Dr. Beeler,
I won'tjust pick one.
327
00:19:01,433 --> 00:19:05,312
My audience deserves better
than some crappy, formulaic ending.
328
00:19:05,437 --> 00:19:10,066
If I must die, let me die in
a Blaze of artistic integrity.
329
00:19:11,234 --> 00:19:12,610
Well
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00:19:22,287 --> 00:19:24,581
Then the steel-drivin' man
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00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:26,916
rammed his train
through the wall
332
00:19:27,083 --> 00:19:31,588
and crushed him flatter
than a macbook air, lord, lord
333
00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:35,717
crushed him flatter
than a macbook air
334
00:19:36,968 --> 00:19:40,680
But while you were all
out fighting with the giant plastic octopi
335
00:19:40,764 --> 00:19:42,515
I copied myself, you see
336
00:19:42,599 --> 00:19:43,683
bendeh bendeh
337
00:19:43,767 --> 00:19:45,435
and I cowered in the bathroom
338
00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:47,270
while that steel-drivin' moron
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00:19:47,354 --> 00:19:49,481
killed a duplicate instead of me
340
00:19:49,564 --> 00:19:50,607
lord, lord
341
00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:54,861
killed a duplicate instead of me
342
00:19:57,906 --> 00:20:00,116
Now, that's what
I call a great ending.
343
00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:03,536
I made a copy of myself
and big caboose killed him.
344
00:20:03,620 --> 00:20:06,873
But you said making a copy of
yourself would be a lousy ending.
345
00:20:06,956 --> 00:20:09,793
No, duplicate me said that.
346
00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:11,145
See, I had to be
sure he wouldn't try
347
00:20:11,169 --> 00:20:12,629
and weasel out of getting killed
348
00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:14,255
like I would, and did,
349
00:20:14,339 --> 00:20:18,134
so I created him with a tragic
weakness, artistic integrity.
350
00:20:18,343 --> 00:20:19,511
Of course.
351
00:20:19,594 --> 00:20:21,429
How could we have thought
a guy with integrity
352
00:20:21,513 --> 00:20:23,556
was you even for a second?
353
00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:25,392
Because you're idiots.
354
00:20:25,475 --> 00:20:27,811
Come on, silicon
red, let's sell out.
355
00:20:35,318 --> 00:20:37,779
I'm the real
Rodriguez will you please stand up?
356
00:20:37,862 --> 00:20:40,156
He been workin' on the
railroad ladies can't get enough
357
00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:42,617
I made a 3-d version
of my worst nightmare
358
00:20:42,700 --> 00:20:45,286
sucker tried to stop the
printer and I found him there
359
00:20:45,370 --> 00:20:47,872
went 187 on his robot ass
360
00:20:47,956 --> 00:20:50,375
turned out to be
a copy of my robot ass
361
00:20:50,458 --> 00:20:52,836
now we 're folk-singin'
players packin' beaujolais
362
00:20:52,919 --> 00:20:56,256
and makin' Max contributions
to our 401k
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00:20:56,339 --> 00:20:57,674
peace out.
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