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Man on TV: Coming this fall.
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Some cops can read minds.
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Did you do it or not?
I'm not a mind reader.
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Some cops can see the past.
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I could solve this crime if only
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I had personally
watched it happen.
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And some cops get
help from angels.
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Come on, Gabriel, you
must have seen something!
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No, man, I ain't
seen nothing for no cop.
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But there's still one cop with
no special abilities whatsoever.
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There's only one way to know
who committed this crime.
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I'll just have to find out.
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Detective Klaus mandela
is the finder outer.
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This truly is the golden age
of television.
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Hey, papa, want to help me
earn a merit badge?
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Hmm? Sorry, son.
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Right now, nbc needs
my love more than you do.
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Err.
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Either help the boy, or go
outside and degauss the lawn!
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Oh, very well.
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Merit badges.
This brings me back.
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Oh! Bone whittling.
I used to love that.
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Patricide. Well,
let's work up to that one.
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How about skull arranging?
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That is for grrrl scouts!
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Men bring the skulls home,
women arrange them.
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I'm gonna help you
earn a manly badge.
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Planetary invasion!
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But that's really hard.
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Hard shmard.
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I'll let you invade the easiest
planet in the whole galaxy.
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Farnsworth: Good news, everyone!
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I'm in terrible pain.
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How is that good news? It's not.
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I've run out of good news
brand herbal supplement.
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If you don't get me more
good news, everyone,
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my arthritis will make me seize
up like a dried monkey carcass.
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I've seen those.
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In the great monkey desert.
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Morbo: We interrupt your TV
being off for this special bulletin.
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An alien saucer has been
detected en route to earth.
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We now go live to
the white house lawn,
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where such things usuahyland.
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Go on. Ring the bell
and invade them.
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Yes?
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Hi? I'm jrrr, of
the planet omicron persei 8.
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What's that? Speak up, son.
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Don't look at me.
You're invading him.
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I just wanted to know... well,
I'm here to invade your planet?
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What a cute little...
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Uh-oh.
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Brannigan! Get out
here and surrender
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before I get my
expletives deleted!
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And earth is yours.
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So, sire, how may I please you?
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Go ahead. His bowels aren't
gonna disem themselves.
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Can't we just go?
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Mm-mmm. Not until
you blow something up.
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Aww, man.
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Just pick something
and blow it up
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so I can get home in time
for the finder outer.
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What the...
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All right, good enough.
Let's go.
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He killed my
second-to-last agnew.
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Rosemary! Sweep the
booze bottles off my desk!
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I'm addressing the planet.
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Rosemary: First,
brush your teeth!
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Yeah, yeah.
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My fellow earthicans, a greatamerican
monster has been silenced.
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Clone ofagnew is gone,
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killed in his clomping shoes
by ruthless omicronians.
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But we're gonna get even, by
golly.
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Crap, he's on every channel!
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Effective immediately,
I'm calling for
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a planetary embargo
against omicron persei 8.
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Where's my hot in Cleveland?
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All trade with
the omicronians stops today.
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And that includes
cultural exports.
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Cultural?
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I'm talking about TV!
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Nixon out!
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Well, I never liked going to
omicron persei 8 anyway.
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If we want to
breathe sulfuric acid
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and get our heads torn off
by giant lizards,
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we can always go
to Gary, Indiana.
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Even I would never
send you to Gary, Indiana.
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But I am sending you
to omicron persei 8.
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Oh, my gosh, are you kidding?
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You see, the active ingredient in
my good news herbal supplement
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grows only on omicron persei 8.
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And due to the embargo,
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the only place to get it
is straight from the source.
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The deadly, deadly source.
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I will not endanger this crew
for some quack remedy.
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Ha! The sacred weed of
omicron is a serious herb.
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Sacred weed you say?
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Sweet toke of ocracoke,
this stuff's the omichronic!
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To the ship!
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We can't get through.
The planet's blockaded.
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That won't stop us.
Activate cloaking device.
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There's no such thing.
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Then engage deflector shields.
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That's from TV, geordi.
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Well, what sort of
stealth technology do we have?
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A can of paint.
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Sir, there's an omicronian ship
requesting safe passage home.
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Home? That's where I live.
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Let them through the blockade.
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Okay, buddy up and
look out for omicronians.
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It's up to everyone to get
their partner back alive.
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Fry, you go with bender.
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Amy, with Leela.
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And I'll go with...
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Screwed again, my friend.
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Hey, benden
you better check your ass.
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I think it's
leaking enchantment.
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That's not enchantment,
it's the herbs!
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Bender's electric field is
activating their bioluminescence.
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All: Whoa!
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Vvewineed scientific samples.
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Everyone, start filling
these dime bags.
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Whoa, a palace!
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Parapets, battlements,
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everything my
big book of castles promised.
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I'm gonna sneak a closer look.
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Bender, you'll let me know
if we have to cheese it, right?
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First law of robotics, baby.
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Five-o, five-o!
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Five what? Five omicronians!
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Everyone, grab your buddy
and get back to the ship!
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Coming through!
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Is everyone on board?
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I got my buddy.
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Hermes is my buddy.
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Bender, where's fry?
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I saw him in
the kitchen with dinah.
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You know, the dyno-matic
food-service robot.
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Let's go already!
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I smell the stink of
earth humans. Fan out!
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They got away, your scaliness.
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We must have just missed them.
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The ground is still warm.
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I want my earth shows!
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These local programs
are completely unwatchable.
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Hey, pops,
want to play skull ball?
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I'm watching something here.
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Hello?
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Fry: Ow!
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You can come out.
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Don't be scared.
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You're an alien?
Do you speak English?
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Enghsh?
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You must be a terrestrial from
that earth ship they were hunting.
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Don't worry, I won't hurt you.
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Hey, thanks.
You want some candy?
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Ew. You were eating my turds?
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Feces pieces? Blech!
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You must be hungry.
Really hungry.
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Come inside, I'll feed you.
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Okay, but I'm kind of picky.
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I'm gonna call you "."T
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for terrestrial?
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No, "turd-eater."
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Butlhaveto hide you from my dad.
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He's really mad at humans
'cause he can't watch television.
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Your dad must be err!
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Both: "Ruler of the planet
omicron persei 8."
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He's a terrible father.
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Benden do you know where fry is?
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I haven't seen him since we
got back from omicron persei 8.
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Fry? You just missed him.
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He went out to buy you flowers.
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Whatever kind you like best.
'Cause he loves you and crap.
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Aw, that's so sweet.
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Thanks, benden
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dude!
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That herb you scored cleared
up my arthritis and my glaucoma.
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Have you seen fry?
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Fry? He went to get you
a burrito at the gas station.
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Awesome.
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You got to love a dude
that brings the munchie.
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Fry is one guy I'd
definitely never abandon.
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Oh!
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This is my fleam.
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You use it to peel
the skin off your enemies
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layer by layer till
they die or whatever.
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Neat! Hey, you know who
would love fleaming stuff?
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My friend bender,
who I'll never see again.
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Aw. You're homesick,
aren't you, t.?
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Mm-hmm.
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I miss earth,
and I'm still hungry.
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Do you have any
more of that candy?
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No, but I have a toy earth.
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Home.
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I didn't abandon you!
You wandered off!
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Stopjudging me, fry-bed!
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It's just not the same
without the muffled screams.
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If only I could hear
your voice again.
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Hello, it's me, fry!
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I'm not here right now,
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'cause we 're out getting drunk
at the olive garden.
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So just leave a message for
myself or bender after the tone.
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00:12:01,597 --> 00:12:02,597
See you!
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00:12:04,808 --> 00:12:07,144
Oh...
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Leela: Fry? Are you home?
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We're supposed to have a date
at the adults-only pancake house.
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Of course he's here
and not on another planet!
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00:12:17,946 --> 00:12:21,241
In fact, he's about to
talk to you right now.
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Leela: Oh, good.
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Hello, it's me, fry.
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I'm drunk right now.
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So just leave.
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Leela: Okay.
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I love you.
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Olive you.
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And finally, our new
employee of the month is fry.
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He's really been putting
his nose to the grindstone,
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according to bender's
constant updates.
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He's been working so hard,
we barely even see him.
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It's strange, that.
221
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There's nothing
strange about it.
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He's just out of sight around
this corner, exterminating mice.
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Mice... mice...
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Myself... elf... elf...
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Oops.
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00:13:02,449 --> 00:13:03,867
Elves are back.
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00:13:09,915 --> 00:13:11,208
T. Text home?
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00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:12,376
Sorry, boy.
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'Cause of the embargo, our planets
aren't allowed to communicate.
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Update Facebook status home?
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00:13:19,549 --> 00:13:23,053
Look, my scout manual has a
section on emergency communication.
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Maybe we can rig something up.
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Would you like that, boy?
Would you, boy?
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Watch out!
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00:13:40,237 --> 00:13:42,781
Sorry. This planet
has a moon problem.
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So what makes this thing fly?
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It's powered by love.
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Okay, stop loving me
so much so we can land.
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No problem.
240
00:14:01,925 --> 00:14:03,385
Okay, this tech dump
241
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has every kind of high-tech
communications device.
242
00:14:06,513 --> 00:14:09,766
Using all of them, I'm sure
I can get a message home.
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There. Finished.
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00:14:20,610 --> 00:14:23,780
Oh, god, I can't believe
I abandoned fry.
245
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I'll never forget the feel of his
soft skin against my flailing fists.
246
00:14:34,041 --> 00:14:36,168
Wait, there's still
some beer left.
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"S.o.s."? Those are
the letters that fry knows!
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He's alive!
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Yeah?
250
00:15:00,484 --> 00:15:03,528
Lrrr: Jrrr, how do I watch
a funny on the YouTube?
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It's my dad. Quick, hide!
252
00:15:10,535 --> 00:15:11,745
What's going on in here?
253
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Nothing.
254
00:15:13,497 --> 00:15:16,083
I was just playing foosball.
By myself.
255
00:15:16,166 --> 00:15:18,043
I thought I told you
to kill those foos.
256
00:15:19,544 --> 00:15:20,587
Lrrr: Hmm...
257
00:15:20,670 --> 00:15:24,341
Let's just have a look
in the toy closet, shall we?
258
00:15:25,967 --> 00:15:29,721
Skull, skull, skull,
skull, skull... wait.
259
00:15:29,805 --> 00:15:31,640
Why haven't you
fleamed this skull?
260
00:15:31,765 --> 00:15:33,433
Hi, Mr. Err.
261
00:15:36,520 --> 00:15:37,920
Hey, you're one of
those earth spies
262
00:15:37,979 --> 00:15:39,314
from that earth ship,
aren't you?
263
00:15:40,649 --> 00:15:41,775
Are you going to kill me?
264
00:15:41,858 --> 00:15:43,610
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
265
00:15:44,194 --> 00:15:45,445
Jrrr is.
266
00:15:47,572 --> 00:15:49,991
Bender: Three, two, one.
267
00:15:56,206 --> 00:15:58,875
Hang on fry,
I'm a-comin' to save you!
268
00:16:00,043 --> 00:16:02,254
You are my hero.
269
00:16:02,337 --> 00:16:03,964
Shut up, fry, I know it.
270
00:16:09,719 --> 00:16:10,720
It's a nice day.
271
00:16:10,887 --> 00:16:13,223
We'll take him out to the
yard, and after you shoot him,
272
00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:14,850
we'll play catch
with his bladder.
273
00:16:14,933 --> 00:16:17,227
But I can't. He's my pet.
274
00:16:17,352 --> 00:16:18,603
You shot your hamster.
275
00:16:18,687 --> 00:16:20,814
I told you, that was suicide.
276
00:16:23,150 --> 00:16:25,610
He looks kind of sick. What
have you been feeding him?
277
00:16:25,694 --> 00:16:27,737
Uh, some stuff! Made.
278
00:16:28,155 --> 00:16:30,824
Whatever. It's time I
made a man out of you.
279
00:16:30,907 --> 00:16:34,077
Right here, today, while I'm
not missing anything good on TV.
280
00:16:34,202 --> 00:16:36,913
Now get in there
and shoot your beloved pet!
281
00:16:40,750 --> 00:16:42,419
I guess this is goodbye.
282
00:16:44,129 --> 00:16:45,672
It's okay, jrrr.
283
00:16:45,755 --> 00:16:49,259
The week I spent hiding in
your closet, eating your turds,
284
00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:51,261
was the best week of my life.
285
00:17:03,732 --> 00:17:05,233
Run, boy! Run!
286
00:17:12,991 --> 00:17:16,494
He's escaping on
a bicycle powered by love.
287
00:17:16,745 --> 00:17:19,206
Which is an ordinary
thing on this planet.
288
00:17:27,130 --> 00:17:29,049
They're getting away.
Love harder!
289
00:17:29,132 --> 00:17:31,551
We can't, sir. The men
have been hurt too often.
290
00:17:36,806 --> 00:17:39,142
We did it! We're home free!
291
00:17:39,517 --> 00:17:41,102
Yes, but...
292
00:17:41,228 --> 00:17:42,354
I'm dying.
293
00:17:42,437 --> 00:17:44,022
Not 'cause of the turds.
294
00:17:44,105 --> 00:17:45,232
Can I have a turd?
295
00:17:45,482 --> 00:17:47,901
Just rest.
I'm gonna get you to a vet.
296
00:17:56,952 --> 00:18:00,205
I am drrr, doctor of the
planet omicron persei 8.
297
00:18:00,538 --> 00:18:02,874
It appears you may have
ingested something toxic.
298
00:18:02,999 --> 00:18:05,210
Open your mouth and say "ahhhh!"
299
00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:06,586
Ahhh.
300
00:18:06,711 --> 00:18:07,754
Good god!
301
00:18:07,837 --> 00:18:10,382
Here, take some of this herb
to ease the pain.
302
00:18:11,841 --> 00:18:12,926
Can you save him?
303
00:18:13,093 --> 00:18:15,971
I could, but he'd only live
another 80 years at most.
304
00:18:16,137 --> 00:18:18,056
The humane thing is
to put him to sleep.
305
00:18:20,392 --> 00:18:22,018
Stop! I won't let you do it!
306
00:18:24,688 --> 00:18:26,356
Because you have to do it.
307
00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:29,651
Be a man for once and
fleam this wretched creature.
308
00:18:29,859 --> 00:18:31,236
I won't.
309
00:18:31,945 --> 00:18:33,947
I'm not exactly like you, okay?
310
00:18:34,030 --> 00:18:36,491
I don't want to conquer
planets or kill things,
311
00:18:36,658 --> 00:18:38,076
or wear a lame cape.
312
00:18:38,159 --> 00:18:39,828
It's not lame, it's iamé.
313
00:18:39,911 --> 00:18:42,247
And this thing lying on the bed?
314
00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:46,710
He may be a weird skin ball full
of love and some kind of red juice,
315
00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:48,044
which is delicious, by the way,
316
00:18:48,169 --> 00:18:49,449
I've been drinking it every day,
317
00:18:49,546 --> 00:18:50,588
but we're friends.
318
00:18:50,964 --> 00:18:52,924
And iwill not kill him.
319
00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:02,517
You know, standing
up to me is pretty manly.
320
00:19:03,393 --> 00:19:05,437
I'll tell you what, sport.
I'll kill him for you.
321
00:19:05,979 --> 00:19:08,815
Good news! Nobody
has to kill him after all.
322
00:19:08,898 --> 00:19:10,442
Because he already died!
323
00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:14,112
T.!
324
00:19:19,909 --> 00:19:21,077
Son...
325
00:19:21,578 --> 00:19:25,373
I didn't mean it about
the cape. Capes are cool!
326
00:19:29,002 --> 00:19:30,670
He's alive.
327
00:19:30,754 --> 00:19:32,130
At least his butt is.
328
00:19:38,428 --> 00:19:39,429
Fry?
329
00:19:40,096 --> 00:19:43,308
Bender. I knew you wouldn't abandon
me for much more than a week.
330
00:19:44,017 --> 00:19:46,227
What's happening?
Why is his butt glowing?
331
00:19:46,311 --> 00:19:48,855
The electromagnetic intensity
of the robot's friendship
332
00:19:48,938 --> 00:19:52,359
is causing the herbs in his
bowels to bioluminesce with love.
333
00:19:52,442 --> 00:19:54,402
Probably. That's right, ugly.
334
00:19:54,486 --> 00:19:56,404
I'm here to take my friend home.
335
00:19:56,488 --> 00:19:58,448
Whoa, is that a fleam?
336
00:19:59,157 --> 00:20:01,409
But, t., can't you stay with me?
337
00:20:01,493 --> 00:20:03,078
We could grow up together.
338
00:20:03,161 --> 00:20:06,122
No. I need to grow up
on my own planet.
339
00:20:06,456 --> 00:20:10,251
I must bid you farewell,
my special friend.
340
00:20:20,387 --> 00:20:22,972
What the hell's been
going on around here?
341
00:20:26,893 --> 00:20:28,103
Ah! Fry!
342
00:20:28,186 --> 00:20:30,814
You've been working so hard,
we haven't seen you in days.
343
00:20:31,064 --> 00:20:34,067
Wait, what?
No, I was stuck on... ow!
344
00:20:34,150 --> 00:20:37,862
Stuck on another delivery
that he undertook on his own.
345
00:20:38,071 --> 00:20:41,199
We're all very lucky and
not suspicious to have him.
346
00:20:42,033 --> 00:20:45,120
Hey, fry, things sure have
been going great between us.
347
00:20:45,370 --> 00:20:48,039
Remember that make-out
session in that dark closet?
348
00:20:48,164 --> 00:20:50,291
You were like a machine.
349
00:20:50,792 --> 00:20:51,918
But I...
350
00:20:52,001 --> 00:20:53,503
Olive you.
351
00:20:54,963 --> 00:20:56,339
It's me, fry!
352
00:20:56,506 --> 00:20:58,258
It sure is.
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