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Ah! Another successful day.
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Deliveries were made.
Nobody got hurt.
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Yes, another successful day.
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Well, see you guys tomorrow!
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I'm going home, by myself,
as is normal for me.
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Have a good night, Leela!
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I won't see you again
until the morning.
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Goodbye. Goodbye now.
Yeah, see you later, chumps.
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Okay, everybody,
see you tomorrow.
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Good night, everyone!
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Professor, you live here.
Where are you going?
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I have no idea!
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Fry? Where are you?
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Right here, baby.
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Uh, could you help me?
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Ah! Alone and unhooked.
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Let the evening begin.
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All right, all right,
where's the surprise?
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Almost there.
Keep your eyeball closed.
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Fry, this is amazing!
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You did this all by yourself?
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Uh-huh.
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All with stuff I found
around the office.
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Top ramen in a cremora sauce,
xerox-blackened chicken.
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Oh! And for dessert,
cherry throat lozengejubhee.
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Mmm...
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What a wonderful nighttime
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sneezing, coughing, stuffy
head, so-i-can-rest dessert!
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This really is lovely, fry.
Thank you.
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Uh-huh.
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Don't pay me no mind.
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Scruffy, could we
please have a little privacy here?
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If you can't see me,
is that private?
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Come on, let's go
somewhere we can be alone.
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It's so quiet.
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I'm surprised we're the only
couple out in central park.
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In this remote, unlit area.
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On Batman's night off. Oh!
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This is a stickup!
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Oh, hey, fry and Leela.
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Bender? What are you doing?
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I'm just out for my
nightly crime spree.
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Which reminds me, this
is still a mugging, so...
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Hee-ya! Ow!
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Help, I'm being mugged!
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Both: Mmm...
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A secluded table, some
big giant ants, and thou.
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Oh!
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Hello, I'm Dr. Zoidberg.
I'll be your busboy tonight...
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Fry! Leela! It's me, zoidberg.
From work and linkedln?
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Mind if I join you?
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Very much so.
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What with the bad economy
and hermes never paying me,
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I got a second job
clearing dishes.
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Dishes, dishes, dishes
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cleaning up the dishes
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I'm a singing busboy.
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No, you're not!
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Let's just go to my place.
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Finally, just the two of us.
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Yeah, I knew it was
on one of these albums.
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Man: Just the two of us
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we can make it if we try
just the two of us
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uh... what about...
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He won't wake up
if we stay quiet.
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Nibbler! Scat!
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Why is it so impossible for two
people to be completely alone?
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Female voice: Are you
and another person
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finding it impossible
to be completely alone?
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Now what?
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It's targeted advertising.
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Can you shut it off?
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Only if I cut off my arm.
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I'll get a knife.
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For true privacy and solitude,
visit casa ysolata eco-resort.
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From the moment our
automated shuttle picks you up,
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you'll be totally alone.
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With no employees and just a
single well-appointed bungalow,
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casa ysolata caters to only
one couple at a time.
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80 act now!
The perfect getaway awaits!
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That sounds great!
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Aw, but you can't
possibly afford
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to take me to a place like that.
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Oh, yes, she can.
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As a return guest, Leela
will receive a 25% discount
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and a complimentary waterfall.
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This is exactly what we need!
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Plus, you get a return
visitor discount.
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Hey, wait,
you were there before?
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Well... with someone else?
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Once. With my old
boyfriend Sean.
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But look,
that's ancient history,
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and we need some
one-on-one time.
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I'm up for it if you are.
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I don't know.
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You'd probably be thinking
of Sean the whole time.
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Oh, not the whole time.
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Who ordered all these
old-timey cars?
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The inhabitants of simian 7,
the planet of the apes,
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and monkeys and tarsiers
and several lemurs.
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All primates, really.
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Hey, guys.
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We just stopped by to tell you
we're taking some vacation days.
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No, you're not! You've
got to go on this delivery!
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But we've earned these days off.
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We're not cattle,
we're human beings.
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You're human beings?
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Good lord, you can't
go on this delivery.
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Humans are forbidden on
the planet of the primates!
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Okay, then. See you in a week!
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Buh-bye!
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Benden since you're not
human, you can still go.
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And, zoidberg,
you can replace fry.
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Hooray!
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I'm the fry, with the cool red
jacket and the walking on sunshine!
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But we still need
someone to pilot the ship.
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Amy, what are you? Human
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damn! Then you'll
need a disguise.
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Do you have a marmoset costume?
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No. Just these marmoset pajamas.
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They'll have to do.
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Man, these hands do
everything but pick your nose.
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Wow. Well picked.
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I had a nice picking
last time I was here.
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Come on, let's take a walk.
I'll show you around.
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Hey, want to go skinny dipping
by the light of the fireflies?
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Leela!
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Somebody might see wingus
and the ping pong boys!
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No, it's just the
two of us. Come on!
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All right,
I'll just keep my top on.
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Oh... what the heck!
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Well, here we are,
alone and naked.
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Want to play Marco Polo?
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Sure!
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Marco! Polo!
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Marco!
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Man: Polo!
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Leda? Sean?
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Sean?
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Polo!
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What are you doing here, Sean?
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I was on vacation.
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Repeat customer discount,
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free meals 'cause I brought
my own peanut butter.
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Whole trip cost
less than 600 bucks.
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But this is a private resort
for only two people at a time.
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Yeah, my week is up,
but the shuttle broke down
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and they're still
trying to fix it.
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But, hey, they gave me two
free drink coupons for my trouble.
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You want to buy one?
How about you?
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Sean, I'd like you to
meet fry. He and I are...
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What would you say we are, fry?
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Nude and interrupted.
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Uh-huh. Listen, Leela,
I'd love to catch up.
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What do you say we split
a free drink at the robo bar?
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They've got unlimited pretzels.
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Put a little peanut butter on
there, they really fill you up.
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Well, it has been a while.
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Is it okay with you, fry?
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Sure, that'd be great. I'll just sit
here and feed the mosquitoes.
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I'm not sure this marmoset
disguise is working.
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I'm not sure, either.
We better ask Amy.
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Well, that's the last one.
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But what does a monkey
financial services corporation
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want with a fleet
of classic cars?
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We don't want the cars,
just the tires!
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Gentlemen, the new
office chairs are here.
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Sign here, please.
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I'll just use my
opposable thumb.
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You know, normally I don't
go for new world monkeys,
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but I am digging
your upright posture.
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Geez, Edwards, hitting
on a delivery marmoset?
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Why don't you just show
her your big blue ass?
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Oh, I'm getting to that.
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Call me.
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Oh, my gosh. Amy? Amy wong?
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Guenter? From Mars university?
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How have you been?
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Pretty good.
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Working in financial services,
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you really get to
help rich people
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realize their expensive dreams.
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Nice disguise, by the way.
I won't say anything.
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After that, my music career
really started taking off.
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I recorded a demo and shot a
video, but then I lost my phone.
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My life has been
equally exciting.
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It turned out I'm
not an alien orphan.
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I'm a mutant with
wonderful parents.
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Yeah, we've been through
a lot, me and my sax.
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May I noodle?
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Please. It's been a long time.
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Look at them.
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I came here to get romantic
with the woman I love.
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Instead, she's with
her ex-boyfriend
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and I'm stuck with a pair
of skilled mechanical hands.
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Say, I don't suppose
you're free later?
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Then I have no choice.
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And now this part.
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If you want to steal my girl,
you'll have to fight me for her.
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Stop playing that lovely
song and put up your Dukes!
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Fry, there's nothing
to be jealous of.
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I've been sitting here
paying my bills online.
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Dude, you broke my Reed!
You owe me, like, a dollar!
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You'll have to kill me for it!
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Just stop, you two!
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I've had that Reed for 20
years! It's irreplaceable!
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I want my dollar!
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Sean?
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What the heck are
you doing, you moron?
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A little drinking, a little
fighting. Get off my back.
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Who are you?
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This is my wife, Darlene.
We met at the 99 cent store.
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You're married?
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Wait a dang minute.
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One eye, purple hair.
You're Leela!
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The crazy one that Sean dumped.
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It was mutual!
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Sean, why is this
hussy at our resort?
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Your resort?
This is our vacation.
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Could've fooled me. Quiet, fry.
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This is between me and the
lady in the hooter hammock.
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Listen, honey,
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I'd love to stay here
and Denny's-fight you,
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but they just told me
the shuttle's fixed.
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What? We better leave before
they charge us for another day.
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Grab some complimentary
snacks and let's go!
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I'm drunk, I'm grouchy, and
I'm gonna eat this peanut butter.
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Want to watch?
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Not really, but I will.
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Fine.
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This is Christopher colobus,
the brave monkey
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who led a band of
genetically engineered
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primates from earth
to colonize our planet.
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Wait, if you guys
came from earth,
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why do you hate humans so much?
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Oh, please.
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Humans experimented on us,
chained us to organ grinders,
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made us ride around
in ridiculous tiny vehicles.
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You're still riding around
in ridiculous tiny vehicles.
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By choice.
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Come on, let's grab some lunch.
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It's all-you-can-eat, so just
pick off whatever looks good.
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Ew! Gross!
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I'm gonna use the tongs.
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We have our own
literature, music and art.
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The smear lines are impeccable.
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Unlike your earth zoos,
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our zoo is a model of
compassionate encagement.
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The animals don't even
know they're in captivity.
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See?
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Um...
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00:14:51,141 --> 00:14:55,062
Leela? I'm sorry
I ruined our vacation.
253
00:14:55,145 --> 00:14:56,521
It's not your fault.
254
00:14:56,605 --> 00:15:00,734
I wanted this week to be special.
And then Sean had to show up.
255
00:15:00,817 --> 00:15:03,320
Do you still have
feelings for him?
256
00:15:04,488 --> 00:15:07,908
I mean, I'll always respect
his frugality, but that's all.
257
00:15:07,991 --> 00:15:12,079
Well, the important
thing is we're finally alone.
258
00:15:29,679 --> 00:15:32,516
Oh, your god!
259
00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:34,976
Fry and Leela are in a zoo!
260
00:15:35,060 --> 00:15:36,186
Shh!
261
00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:37,395
Oh, sorry.
262
00:15:42,818 --> 00:15:44,945
Wow! Those fireflies
are going nuts.
263
00:15:45,028 --> 00:15:46,028
Come here.
264
00:15:46,071 --> 00:15:49,199
I've always wanted
to make love by bug-light.
265
00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:51,201
Shmoly crap!
266
00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:53,370
We've got to get fry and
Leela out of this habitat
267
00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:55,413
before they
humiliate themselves.
268
00:15:55,497 --> 00:15:59,417
Please, Amy, the act of love
is a beautiful and natural...
269
00:15:59,501 --> 00:16:01,378
Oh, my god, cover your eyes!
270
00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:04,464
Come on, we better
talk to the zoo director.
271
00:16:10,137 --> 00:16:12,305
Mr. Zoo director,
we don't know you
272
00:16:12,389 --> 00:16:14,015
and you're facing away from us,
273
00:16:14,099 --> 00:16:16,685
but you have our friends
caged up and...
274
00:16:16,768 --> 00:16:18,103
Dr. Banjo?
275
00:16:19,187 --> 00:16:20,647
The same.
276
00:16:20,730 --> 00:16:22,440
Hang on.
277
00:16:22,524 --> 00:16:23,817
Coming around.
278
00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:24,901
There.
279
00:16:24,985 --> 00:16:27,821
Why, if it isn't professor
Farnsworth's friends.
280
00:16:27,904 --> 00:16:30,115
Zoidberg, benderand_.
281
00:16:30,198 --> 00:16:32,617
Who is this fetching
young marmoset?
282
00:16:32,784 --> 00:16:35,036
Uh... sparkles?
283
00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:36,830
Enough zoo director talk.
284
00:16:36,913 --> 00:16:39,166
We know those guys,
and we want them freed.
285
00:16:39,249 --> 00:16:41,960
Dr. Banjo: Ah! Yes,
our famous human habitat.
286
00:16:42,043 --> 00:16:44,546
This pair have been our
most popular specimens yet.
287
00:16:44,629 --> 00:16:46,006
Especially the male.
288
00:16:46,089 --> 00:16:48,842
I've never seen one have
so much trouble with zippers.
289
00:16:48,925 --> 00:16:52,012
As fun as it is to watch fry
try and operate his pants,
290
00:16:52,095 --> 00:16:54,556
you can't keep him and
Leela here against their will.
291
00:16:54,639 --> 00:16:56,141
Against their will?
292
00:16:56,224 --> 00:16:58,727
My good robot,
they paid to be here.
293
00:16:58,810 --> 00:17:00,770
They think they're
on a romantic holiday.
294
00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:04,733
Humans have been vacationing
in our habitat for years.
295
00:17:04,816 --> 00:17:06,818
In fact,
Leela's been here before.
296
00:17:07,319 --> 00:17:11,156
When her previous mate, Sean,
returned here with his current female,
297
00:17:11,239 --> 00:17:14,576
we quickly invited Leela back
as a behavioral experiment,
298
00:17:14,659 --> 00:17:19,080
keeping the first pair here under
the pretext of shuttle repairs.
299
00:17:19,164 --> 00:17:21,750
The human exhibit has
never been so popular,
300
00:17:21,833 --> 00:17:23,752
ahthanks to your friends.
301
00:17:23,835 --> 00:17:25,629
Well, that's that.
302
00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:26,872
What do you want to see next?
303
00:17:26,922 --> 00:17:28,381
We have a great maritime museum.
304
00:17:28,465 --> 00:17:29,465
Shut up, guenter!
305
00:17:29,507 --> 00:17:32,969
You can't just put people
on display. It's cruel.
306
00:17:33,053 --> 00:17:34,054
Cruel?
307
00:17:34,137 --> 00:17:37,390
Was it cruel when humans caged
other primates in zoos for centuries?
308
00:17:37,474 --> 00:17:39,851
Wait, I know
the answer to this one.
309
00:17:39,935 --> 00:17:40,935
Yes.
310
00:17:40,977 --> 00:17:43,605
Look, we're all agreed
humans are idiots.
311
00:17:43,688 --> 00:17:45,273
But these idiots
are our friends.
312
00:17:45,357 --> 00:17:46,733
Fhends, eh?
313
00:17:46,816 --> 00:17:48,735
Perhaps you wouldn't be
so worried about them
314
00:17:48,818 --> 00:17:51,071
if you knew what they
really thoughtofyou.
315
00:17:51,154 --> 00:17:53,573
It's so great being
away from everyone.
316
00:17:53,657 --> 00:17:55,825
Zoidberg and his awful stench.
317
00:17:55,909 --> 00:17:57,244
Stanky.
318
00:17:57,327 --> 00:17:59,287
Bender and his obnoxious ego.
319
00:17:59,371 --> 00:18:00,705
But... but...
320
00:18:00,789 --> 00:18:02,082
And what aboutamy?
321
00:18:02,165 --> 00:18:05,627
Always prancing around in
those stupid marmoset pajamas.
322
00:18:06,795 --> 00:18:08,338
You know who I hate most?
323
00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:11,508
That monkey we haven't
seen in years. Guenter.
324
00:18:13,176 --> 00:18:14,177
You see?
325
00:18:14,261 --> 00:18:17,347
Observing animals yields
critical scientific data.
326
00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:20,558
For example, that you,
sparkles the marmoset,
327
00:18:20,642 --> 00:18:22,602
are in fact sparkles the human!
328
00:18:24,688 --> 00:18:27,023
Wild human! Wild human!
329
00:18:29,067 --> 00:18:33,780
Dr. Banjo, surely we can discuss
this like recently civilized beings.
330
00:18:37,575 --> 00:18:38,910
Cheese it!
331
00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:49,629
Hurry! We still have
to rescue fry and Leela!
332
00:18:49,713 --> 00:18:53,967
Even if my stupid marmoset
pajamas offend Leela's big fat eye.
333
00:18:54,050 --> 00:18:57,012
After they said I
had an obnoxious ego?
334
00:18:57,095 --> 00:18:59,014
Me, the magnificent bender?
335
00:19:00,181 --> 00:19:01,308
Back!
336
00:19:01,391 --> 00:19:02,726
Back, you beasts!
337
00:19:02,809 --> 00:19:03,852
Follow me.
338
00:19:03,935 --> 00:19:07,314
The one who stinks,
according to fry's delicate nose.
339
00:19:12,527 --> 00:19:15,322
This way. We can get in through
the back of the human cage and...
340
00:19:17,699 --> 00:19:18,825
Prairie elephant!
341
00:19:18,908 --> 00:19:20,910
Adorable prairie elephant!
342
00:19:39,220 --> 00:19:41,890
Okay, let's just
get in, get out and...
343
00:19:45,727 --> 00:19:46,728
Now what?
344
00:19:46,811 --> 00:19:49,689
Now we wait for nature
to take its course.
345
00:19:49,773 --> 00:19:52,275
How long does it take
to pass through a moon worm?
346
00:19:56,321 --> 00:19:58,948
All right, let's just rescue
them and get out of here.
347
00:20:07,290 --> 00:20:09,876
Hooray, they're saved!
348
00:20:16,925 --> 00:20:18,551
And the robot hands
would make you
349
00:20:18,635 --> 00:20:21,262
a strawberry shortcake
any time of day.
350
00:20:21,346 --> 00:20:23,765
4:00, 7:00, anytime.
351
00:20:23,848 --> 00:20:25,016
No way!
352
00:20:25,100 --> 00:20:26,101
I'm not lying.
353
00:20:26,184 --> 00:20:27,477
Also, Leela and I...
354
00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:31,106
Had a very nice,
very private vacation.
355
00:20:31,189 --> 00:20:33,191
Let's just leave it at that.
356
00:20:33,274 --> 00:20:36,611
Can I tell them? Please,
please? I got to tell them.
357
00:20:36,694 --> 00:20:38,863
No. You'll only
make them feel bad.
358
00:20:38,947 --> 00:20:40,698
Let's not humiliate them.
359
00:20:40,782 --> 00:20:42,534
Listen to sparkles.
360
00:20:42,617 --> 00:20:43,952
Oh, no.
361
00:20:44,035 --> 00:20:46,496
What happened to your
marmoset pajamas, Amy?
362
00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:50,333
Fry and I were just talking
about how adorable those are.
363
00:20:51,501 --> 00:20:54,504
Also, nothing in here
smells like a rotting crab.
364
00:20:56,381 --> 00:20:58,341
Now can I? Now can I?
365
00:20:58,425 --> 00:20:59,426
Let 'er rip.
366
00:21:03,471 --> 00:21:05,014
You were in a zoo!
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