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♪ Been running so long ♪
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♪ I've nearly lost
All track of time ♪
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♪ In every direction ♪
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♪ I couldn't see
The warning signs ♪
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♪ I must be losing it ♪
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♪ 'Cause my mind
Plays tricks on me ♪
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♪ It looked so easy ♪
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♪ But you know
Looks sometimes deceive ♪
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Move it, dorkus.
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Okay, I think you're next.
I'll take your ticket.
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Come right around this way.
Keep your back straight.
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Put your books down
on your lap.
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Now, look right up at the camera,
okay? Nice smile. Here we go.
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Let me focus right over here.
Okay. Get you in.
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That's good.
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Swing around this way
just a little bit, Gina.
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-It's Jenna.
-Look over here, Gina.
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It's Jenna!
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Oh, God.
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Oh, no.
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I've had enough already.
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Hey, Jenna.
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Matt, please. No more pictures.
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{\an8}Come on. It's your 13th birthday.
We gotta document it.
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{\an8}-Hi, Tom-Tom.
-Hey, Jenna.
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{\an8}Hi, Beaver.
How's everything at the dam?
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-So how'd yours come out, Rink?
-Not so good.
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{\an8}Yeah, mine aren't so hot either.
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{\an8}-Tom-Tom, yours are great!
-Yours are the best.
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God, you're so photogenic.
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I'll meet you out front.
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Do whatever you want. It's not
like she needs a play-by-play.
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{\an8}-Freakazoid.
-See you.
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{\an8}Jenna, could I talk to you
a tiny sec?
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I told Chris Grandy me and the
Six Chicks were going to your party.
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-And he said he wanted to come with.
-Really?
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Yeah, it's too bad we can't make it,
because we really wanted to.
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-Didn't we, girls?
-Totally.
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-So, so much.
-We're so sorry.
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Miss Measly's up our butts
with this group project...
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and Chris is gonna help us out...
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so I guess he can't come either.
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{\an8}-I could write your report for you.
-Fabuloso.
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You know, I can't believe
you invited those clones.
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They're my friends.
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Six Chicks are not your friends, okay?
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Well, almost. And someday
I'm gonna be a Six Chick.
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There's six of them. That's the point.
There can't be a seventh Six Chick.
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It's just mathematically impossible.
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You're cooler than they are.
They're unoriginal.
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I don't wanna be original, Matty,
I wanna be cool.
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-Want some Razzles?
-Razzles are for kids.
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Exactly.
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-Arrivederci.
-Au revoir.
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[RICK SPRINGFIELD'S
JESSIE'S GIRL PLAYING]
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♪ Jessie is a friend ♪
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♪ Yeah, I know he's been
A good friend of mine ♪
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♪ But lately
Something's changed ♪
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♪ That ain't hard to define ♪
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♪ Jessie's got himself a girl
And I want to make her mine ♪
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♪ And she's watching him
With those eyes ♪
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-Hey, sweetie.
-Happy birthday!
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{\an8}Tell us about your new
life as a teenager.
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{\an8}What did you do?
Are you wearing a bra?
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{\an8}-Go away!
-Oh, honey, what's wrong?
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{\an8}
Wayne. Self-image.
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-Jenna, it's going to be all right.
-It is not, Mom! Look at me!
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-This is not okay. This is fatal.
-It's not fatal, honey. It's realistic.
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I hate my life.
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You don't look like girls
in Poise magazine...
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but you're beautiful
in your own way.
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I don't wanna be beautiful
in my own way.
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I wanna look like these people.
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Oh, those aren't people, honey.
Those are models.
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"Thirty, flirty and thriving. Why the
30s are the best years of your life."
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I wanna be 30.
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Well, you will be, honey.
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But right now you're my
beautiful 13-year-old.
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[MICHAEL JACKSON'S "THRILLER"
PLAYING]
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♪ 'Cause this is
Thriller ♪
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♪ Thriller night ♪
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♪ Girl
I can thrill you more ♪
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♪ Than any ghost
Would ever dare to try ♪
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♪ Thriller ♪
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♪ Thriller night ♪
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♪ So let me
Hold you tight ♪
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♪ And share a
Killer, thriller ♪
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-Happy birthday!
-Oh, my God.
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This is just part one of your present.
I got something else to give you later.
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What is it?
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You know how you always
wanted a Barbie Dream House?
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Well, I decided to make you
your own Jenna Dream House.
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-You made all this? Oh, Matty.
-Yeah.
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See, that's you in your bubble bath,
reading your favorite magazine.
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And there's your bedroom,
with a massive stereo...
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and every record ever made.
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The good ones.
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And there's that bum Rick Springfield
loafing on the couch.
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And there I am, to make sure the
creep keeps his hands to himself.
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Oh, almost forgot. Wishing dust.
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It says, "This wishing dust knows
what's in your heart of hearts.
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It'll make all your dreams
come true."
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They're here.
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What do we do?
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Oh, my God. Matt, I'm just
gonna put this away, okay?
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So there's room to dance.
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Put some music on.
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Dad, you promised you were
gonna stay upstairs. Go!
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Hi, guys. The party's downstairs.
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Fabuloso.
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[THE TALKING HEADS' "BURNING
DOWN THE HOUSE" PLAYING]
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♪ Ah ♪
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♪ Watch out ♪
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♪ You might get
What you're after ♪
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♪ Cool babies ♪
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♪ Strange but not a stranger ♪
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♪ I'm an ordinary guy ♪
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♪ Burning down the house ♪
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-What is this?
-I'm not sure. It's Matt's.
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♪ Hold tight ♪
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♪ Wait till the party's over ♪
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♪ Hold tight ♪
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Sorry, Beave-head. Majority rules.
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-Narrow, man. Narrow, hopeless people.
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-Freak.
-Robot.
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♪ Lost in your eyes ♪
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♪ Mad about love ♪
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I'm gonna go next door
and get my Casio.
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Do whatever you want, Matt.
It's not like I need a play-by-play.
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-See you, loser.
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Hey, I have an idea, girls.
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Let's play
Seven Minutes in Heaven.
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You can go first,
because you're the birthday girl.
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How does that one go, again?
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Well, you go in the closet, and some
lucky guy's gonna go in there...
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and do whatever he wants
with you for seven whole minutes.
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And guess who wants to go first.
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-Who?
-Chris Grandy.
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-No way.
-Way.
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Before I forget,
where's our project proposal?
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-On the table.
-Thanks.
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-Remember, no peeking.
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Keep that blindfold on.
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And just so you know,
Chris loves going for second base.
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♪ Swaying room
As the music starts ♪
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♪ Strangers making
The most of the dark ♪
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Let's go. I think I can get
my brother to buy us some beer.
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-I got the cheez doodles.
-Wait, give me that drink.
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Thank you. Leave it, George.
Come on.
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-What's going on?
-Jenna's waiting for you in the closet.
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♪ But still a world away ♪
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♪ What I'm dying to say
Is that I'm crazy for you ♪
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♪ Touch me once
And you'll know it's true ♪
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♪ I never wanted anyone
Like this ♪
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♪ It's all brand new ♪
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I thought you weren't gonna come.
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♪ You'll feel it in my kiss ♪
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♪ I'm crazy for you ♪
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♪ Crazy for you ♪
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Where are you?
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Oh, Chris.
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-It's not Chris, it's Matt.
-What are you doing here?
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-Where's Chris?
-He's gone. Everybody left.
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-What'd you do?
-Nothing!
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-Yes, you did!
-I just went to get my Casio!
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-Get out!
-Wait! Jenna, let me talk to you!
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-Get out! No!
-Jenna, please, just come out!
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I hate you! I hate me!
I hate everybody!
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-Jenna, what are you talking about?
-I wanna be 30!
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Just let me play you this song, okay?
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-It'll make you feel better.
-I wanna be 30.
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-Thirty and flirty and thriving.
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Thirty and flirty and thriving.
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Thirty and flirty and thriving.
Thirty and flirty and thriving.
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Thirty and flirty and thriving.
Thirty and flirty and thriving.
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Thirty and flirty and thriving.
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Mom?
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Mom?
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Dad?
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What is happening?
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Oh, what is happening?
What is going on?
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"Jenna Rink."
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"Jenna Rink.
Jenna Rink, Jenna Rink."
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I live here.
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-WAYNE: Hi. Sorry we missed your call.
-Dad?
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Well, not that sorry,
because we're in the Caribbean.
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So we'll be back on the 18th,
so call us then. Have a good day.
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-
-You went on a cruise without me?
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Oh, this is a dream.
This is a really weird dream.
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[MUFFLED CELLPHONE
PLAYING TANGO]
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-Hey, sweet bottom!
-Oh, my God.
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I know you're there! And my parents
are totally gonna be home any minute!
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Hey, where's the conditioner?
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-You're naked!
-Well, not yet.
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You could join me if you want.
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Sweet bottom!
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Can you hear that music?
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Jenna? Can you hurry up
a little bit, please?
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He made a commitment.
Jenna? Can you come over here?
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I don't care if you have to
grab him by his testicles...
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I want him in New York
in 12 hours.
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He needs to be at the party.
Hold on a second.
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-Get in the car.
-I don't get in the car with strangers.
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Get in the car.
We're gonna be late.
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-I don't know you.
-Just get in the car.
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-Not with strangers!
-You're being paranoid.
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Sweet bottom! Don't make me
come down there and grab you.
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Lucy Wyman. He has my number.
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Could you please get in the car?
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-Jenna!
-We are gonna be late.
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Look, he made a commitment. He has
my number. My name is Lucy Wyman.
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Just go away!
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Honey, I know I'm your best friend,
but the slip dress is a little '97.
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-Unless it's retro.
-Are you really my best friend?
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-You're pregnant.
-Oh, no! Oh, my God, no!
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Thank God. You scared me.
What did you do last night?
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See, that's the thing. Something
really strange is happening.
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I slept in an apartment
I've never seen before...
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and there was a naked man
in my shower and I saw his thingy.
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Oh, God. Not his thingy.
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Driver, could you please pull over,
since we're here?
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-Stop!
-Wait. I don't wanna get out of the--
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I don't think you're listening.
Wait, hang on.
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Wait, listen to me. I'm 13.
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If you're gonna start lying about
your age, I'd go with 27.
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Wait! I know it sounds strange,
but some weird dream is-Like that!
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-Do you hear it? Did you hear that?
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Would you stop being ridiculous?
It's probably just Richard.
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-Who's Richard?
-You drink too much.
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Richard, your boss.
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Brown, curly hair. British. Richard.
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-Hello?
-Hey, sweet bottom.
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You. You. Put on your pants
and stop calling me "sweet bottom."
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-Look, baby--
-And get out of my house!
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Who is that?
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I don't know his name.
I don't know what's happening.
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Okay, Jenna. Jenna.
Just calm down, okay?
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We have a meeting in 10 minutes.
I'll tell you what to do. Repeat after me:
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I am Jenna Rink,
bigtime magazine editor.
241
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-I am?
-Repeat it.
242
00:19:01,850 --> 00:19:05,650
I am Jenna Rink,
bigtime magazine editor.
243
00:19:05,820 --> 00:19:07,050
I'm a tough bitch.
244
00:19:10,660 --> 00:19:13,490
-Say it.
-I am a tough...
245
00:19:13,710 --> 00:19:14,710
bitch.
246
00:19:14,960 --> 00:19:18,300
I'm gonna walk into that office,
I won't let anyone know I'm hung-over.
247
00:19:18,470 --> 00:19:20,960
But that's not the point.
I'm not hung-over--
248
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I'm gonna walk into that office
and not let anyone know I'm hung-over.
249
00:19:24,840 --> 00:19:29,240
Because the future of Poise
depends on me.
250
00:19:30,280 --> 00:19:31,910
Poise?
251
00:19:33,580 --> 00:19:34,810
Oh, jeez.
252
00:19:40,360 --> 00:19:41,880
Poise magazine. Thank you.
253
00:19:42,160 --> 00:19:44,020
Good morning, Miss Rink,
Miss Wyman.
254
00:19:44,190 --> 00:19:47,220
-Good morning. What's her name?
-Who cares?
255
00:19:47,730 --> 00:19:50,220
Jenna. Please don't yell at me,
it's not my fault.
256
00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:52,600
They need a decision right now.
257
00:19:52,770 --> 00:19:54,900
-Just pick one.
-That one.
258
00:19:55,070 --> 00:19:56,630
Love. Knew it. Genius.
259
00:19:56,810 --> 00:19:59,400
Eminem's on the phone.
He wants a decision now.
260
00:20:00,280 --> 00:20:01,770
Plain.
261
00:20:03,250 --> 00:20:05,770
Peanut. Plain.
262
00:20:05,950 --> 00:20:10,280
There's the dynamic duo! I trust my
executive editors are late again...
263
00:20:10,450 --> 00:20:13,010
because they were out
promoting us at parties.
264
00:20:13,190 --> 00:20:15,890
-You got it, Richard.
-Richard. You're my boss.
265
00:20:16,060 --> 00:20:18,490
That's right, baby.
Who's your daddy?
266
00:20:18,660 --> 00:20:19,890
Wayne Rink.
267
00:20:20,660 --> 00:20:22,260
RICHARD: Morning.
268
00:20:25,900 --> 00:20:28,270
Two words: summer, Saint Barts.
269
00:20:28,440 --> 00:20:31,130
Oh, you're not gonna go
to Fire Island this summer?
270
00:20:31,310 --> 00:20:34,040
-Are you insinuating I'm gay?
-It's a joke.
271
00:20:34,670 --> 00:20:35,720
I think you should
wear the Gucci.
272
00:20:42,780 --> 00:20:46,120
Is there anything else you
need from me, Miss Rink?
273
00:20:48,920 --> 00:20:50,980
You mean like a favor?
274
00:20:52,230 --> 00:20:53,790
Sure. Like a favor.
275
00:20:53,960 --> 00:20:56,430
-I need to find this guy in New Jersey.
-Okay.
276
00:20:56,600 --> 00:20:57,960
I have his number.
277
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:05,340
-Arlene, will you leave us, please?
-Sorry.
278
00:21:14,920 --> 00:21:17,169
Jenna's a little hung-over today.
279
00:21:17,193 --> 00:21:18,680
ALL: Oh...
280
00:21:18,690 --> 00:21:20,956
-Rough.
281
00:21:20,980 --> 00:21:23,150
Okay, children.
282
00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:39,910
I wonder which one
Holly Housewife is going to go for.
283
00:21:40,080 --> 00:21:43,010
The 10th or the 11th secret?
284
00:21:53,020 --> 00:21:56,360
Seven months in a row now
they scoop us.
285
00:21:56,530 --> 00:22:00,990
I mean, it's like they've got
Sparkle-cams hidden in all our walls.
286
00:22:01,160 --> 00:22:04,190
Richard, we're installing passwords.
287
00:22:04,370 --> 00:22:06,560
We're building firewalls
on all the computers.
288
00:22:06,740 --> 00:22:09,000
-Jenna fired Charlotte yesterday.
-Did you?
289
00:22:11,010 --> 00:22:13,740
I guarantee she has friends
at Sparkle. She always took notes.
290
00:22:13,910 --> 00:22:16,400
-She was a secretary.
-Yeah, whatever.
291
00:22:18,250 --> 00:22:21,840
Our party tonight is now huge.
292
00:22:22,020 --> 00:22:24,150
We need to make
an unequivocal statement...
293
00:22:24,320 --> 00:22:26,520
that Poise is still hot
and happening.
294
00:22:26,690 --> 00:22:29,990
Now, we need a newsstand
circ analysis done immediately.
295
00:22:30,160 --> 00:22:33,960
I also strongly suggest we take apart
our F.O.B., overhaul the B.O.B...
296
00:22:34,130 --> 00:22:37,330
think about new heads, decks
and slugs. Jenna, what do you think?
297
00:22:39,300 --> 00:22:40,770
Can I go to the bathroom?
298
00:23:10,370 --> 00:23:12,730
It's the naked guy.
299
00:23:21,810 --> 00:23:26,650
"Jenna, girl, margaritas anytime.
Love you, Madonna."
300
00:23:27,520 --> 00:23:31,740
-I'm friends with Madonna?
301
00:23:38,230 --> 00:23:39,750
Here are your messages.
302
00:23:39,930 --> 00:23:42,090
And your mother called
from Barbados.
303
00:23:42,260 --> 00:23:44,600
My mom called?
I wish you'd told me.
304
00:23:44,770 --> 00:23:46,960
Oh, I'm sorry, Miss Rink.
305
00:23:47,140 --> 00:23:50,160
I thought you said never
to bother you with family calls.
306
00:23:50,610 --> 00:23:53,630
-I did? I said that?
-Please don't fire me.
307
00:23:53,810 --> 00:23:57,070
No, no, I won't. It's not your fault.
I forgot that I said that.
308
00:23:57,250 --> 00:23:59,240
Next time my mom calls,
let me know.
309
00:23:59,410 --> 00:24:00,880
Yes, ma'am.
310
00:24:01,050 --> 00:24:04,850
Oh, I have that information
that you asked for.
311
00:24:05,250 --> 00:24:06,980
Matt!
312
00:24:07,820 --> 00:24:10,120
The phone number
you gave me was his parents'.
313
00:24:10,290 --> 00:24:13,750
I told them that I worked for Visa
and he's in a lot of trouble.
314
00:24:13,930 --> 00:24:16,300
You lied to the Flamhaffs!
315
00:24:16,460 --> 00:24:21,200
He's in the Village.
212 Bank Street, apartment 2B.
316
00:24:21,740 --> 00:24:24,730
-Which village?
-The-Greenwich Village.
317
00:24:24,910 --> 00:24:27,500
Oh, right. Cool.
318
00:24:29,280 --> 00:24:31,510
Wait! Should I cancel
your 2:30 meeting?
319
00:24:31,700 --> 00:24:34,750
[THE GO-GOs' "HEAD OVER HEELS"
PLAYING]
320
00:24:34,750 --> 00:24:37,450
-♪ Been running so long ♪
-Sorry.
321
00:24:37,750 --> 00:24:40,726
-♪ I've lost all track of time ♪
-Excuse me?
322
00:24:40,750 --> 00:24:43,650
-♪ In every direction ♪
-Sir?
323
00:24:44,750 --> 00:24:46,750
♪ I couldn't see
The warning signs ♪
324
00:24:46,860 --> 00:24:49,750
-Hello?
-♪ I must be losing it ♪
325
00:24:49,750 --> 00:24:52,750
♪ 'Cause my mind
Plays tricks on me ♪
326
00:24:52,750 --> 00:24:55,700
♪ It looks so easy ♪
327
00:24:55,700 --> 00:25:00,700
♪ But you know
Looks sometimes deceive ♪
328
00:25:00,700 --> 00:25:01,750
♪ Head over heels ♪
329
00:25:01,750 --> 00:25:03,700
♪ Where should I go? ♪
330
00:25:03,700 --> 00:25:04,750
♪ Can't stop myself ♪
331
00:25:04,750 --> 00:25:06,700
♪ Out of control ♪
332
00:25:06,700 --> 00:25:07,750
♪ Head over heels ♪
333
00:25:07,750 --> 00:25:09,750
♪ No time to think ♪
334
00:25:09,750 --> 00:25:14,750
♪ Looks like the whole world's
Out of sync ♪
335
00:25:14,920 --> 00:25:16,820
Yeah, yeah. Hello. Yeah.
336
00:25:16,990 --> 00:25:19,190
Hi, this is Jenna
and I'm looking for Matt.
337
00:25:19,460 --> 00:25:22,660
I don't know if you're him,
but if you lived on Spruce Street...
338
00:25:22,830 --> 00:25:26,500
and if your favorite shirt is a gray
velour one, I need to speak to you.
339
00:25:26,670 --> 00:25:30,660
Hello? Hello? Hello? You know what?
I got none of that.
340
00:25:30,840 --> 00:25:35,280
If you're here from Ming Gardens,
ring twice. If not, I really don't want it.
341
00:25:43,550 --> 00:25:45,990
You're not Chinese.
342
00:25:46,250 --> 00:25:48,720
-Matt?
-Yeah.
343
00:25:50,630 --> 00:25:54,190
You're tall. You're different.
344
00:25:55,030 --> 00:25:58,230
-Yeah.
-You don't know me?
345
00:25:58,400 --> 00:26:00,730
That's weird, because
yesterday you were there.
346
00:26:00,900 --> 00:26:03,270
No, it wasn't yesterday,
because I'm not 13.
347
00:26:03,440 --> 00:26:05,570
-Jenna.
-Yes!
348
00:26:05,740 --> 00:26:08,540
-Jenna Rink.
-Yes! Matt, it's me!
349
00:26:16,020 --> 00:26:18,850
-Hey.
-Oh, Matty!
350
00:26:19,020 --> 00:26:20,850
Come on in.
351
00:26:26,490 --> 00:26:27,830
You still take pictures?
352
00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:31,830
Yeah. You know, it pays the bills.
353
00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:34,160
Hey, Jenna, what are--?
Why are you here?
354
00:26:34,340 --> 00:26:38,030
Matty, I told you. Something
really weird is happening.
355
00:26:38,210 --> 00:26:41,370
Yesterday was my 13th birthday
and then...
356
00:26:41,540 --> 00:26:44,140
And then today I woke up
and I'm this.
357
00:26:44,310 --> 00:26:47,180
And you-I mean, you're that.
You get it?
358
00:26:47,350 --> 00:26:52,080
Are you high? You been smoking pot?
Doing X? Falling into a K-hole?
359
00:26:52,250 --> 00:26:57,050
-Are you doing drugs?
-No. No. Look...
360
00:26:57,230 --> 00:27:01,590
I was sitting in my closet
and I skipped everything.
361
00:27:01,760 --> 00:27:04,890
I mean, it's like a weird dream.
I can't remember my life.
362
00:27:05,070 --> 00:27:07,000
You need to help me
remember my life.
363
00:27:07,170 --> 00:27:09,400
-Me? I can't do that.
-Why not?
364
00:27:10,810 --> 00:27:13,170
I don't know anything
about you, all right?
365
00:27:13,340 --> 00:27:16,170
I haven't seen you since high school.
366
00:27:16,950 --> 00:27:20,900
-What?
-We're not friends anymore, Jenna.
367
00:27:21,350 --> 00:27:24,790
-Matty, you're my best friend.
-No.
368
00:27:27,220 --> 00:27:29,710
Okay. It's cool.
369
00:27:30,730 --> 00:27:32,660
-It's cool.
-Is it warm in here?
370
00:27:32,830 --> 00:27:36,560
It's-Maybe I should open
a window.
371
00:27:36,730 --> 00:27:39,890
I need fresh air and a glass
of water and a fluffy pillow.
372
00:27:40,070 --> 00:27:43,230
Have a seat. I'll get you some--
You want a glass of water?
373
00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:46,000
-You want ice in that?
-I want a fluffy pillow!
374
00:27:46,170 --> 00:27:49,240
A fluffy pillow, coming right up.
Sorry.
375
00:27:52,110 --> 00:27:53,710
You all right?
376
00:27:56,020 --> 00:28:00,850
Jenna, I think you should go back to
your apartment. I'll help you find it.
377
00:28:02,990 --> 00:28:06,790
We went separate ways. We went
to different colleges, different careers.
378
00:28:06,960 --> 00:28:10,060
Well, what about Christmas?
Didn't you wanna see me then?
379
00:28:11,500 --> 00:28:14,660
I think I saw you through a frosted
window once, six years ago.
380
00:28:14,840 --> 00:28:17,030
-Six years ago?
-Yeah.
381
00:28:17,210 --> 00:28:19,300
Wasn't I home last Christmas?
382
00:28:19,470 --> 00:28:22,710
I don't know. Doesn't your crowd
do Saint Barts for Christmas?
383
00:28:22,880 --> 00:28:24,680
I don't know.
384
00:28:24,980 --> 00:28:27,070
Is this you?
385
00:28:27,250 --> 00:28:31,240
Yeah. This is where I live now.
386
00:28:37,660 --> 00:28:40,590
Okay, so nice seeing you.
387
00:28:43,160 --> 00:28:44,720
Good luck.
388
00:28:46,270 --> 00:28:49,000
-Okay?
-Okay.
389
00:28:49,170 --> 00:28:52,110
-Bye.
-Bye.
390
00:28:56,040 --> 00:28:57,510
Matt.
391
00:28:58,980 --> 00:29:01,010
Who is Saint Bart?
392
00:29:07,920 --> 00:29:12,220
MATT: The most depressing years of my life.
Our high school yearbook.
393
00:29:12,390 --> 00:29:13,830
Matt, was I a Six Chick?
394
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:16,690
Yeah, you were pretty
much their leader.
395
00:29:20,540 --> 00:29:23,060
There's Tom-Tom. I wonder
what happened to her.
396
00:29:23,240 --> 00:29:27,070
Last I heard, you were still good
friends. I think you even work together.
397
00:29:27,240 --> 00:29:30,080
Lucy. Oh, my God, yes.
398
00:29:30,250 --> 00:29:34,340
She's Lucy Wyman now.
She looks so different.
399
00:29:34,520 --> 00:29:38,680
Yeah, she's pretty big into the
whole plastic surgery movement.
400
00:29:38,850 --> 00:29:41,550
-I was the prom queen.
-Yep.
401
00:29:41,720 --> 00:29:45,350
-And I went with Chris Grandy.
-Yep.
402
00:29:45,530 --> 00:29:49,720
Oh, this is incredible. I can't believe it.
I got everything I ever wanted.
403
00:29:50,160 --> 00:29:53,730
-Yeah, Jenna, you got it all. Congratulations.
404
00:29:56,370 --> 00:29:58,070
It's your phone.
405
00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:07,980
-Hello?
-Hi, Gramercy calling to confirm...
406
00:30:08,150 --> 00:30:10,480
your limousine pickup
for 8:30 this evening.
407
00:30:10,650 --> 00:30:14,280
My-Yes, my limousine for 8:30.
408
00:30:14,460 --> 00:30:16,920
I will be prepared to take
my ride at that time.
409
00:30:17,090 --> 00:30:19,220
Oh, can you tell me where
I'm going?
410
00:30:19,390 --> 00:30:23,660
-The Palace, 27 Wall Street.
-Thank you.
411
00:30:23,830 --> 00:30:27,320
I'm going to a party in a limo!
412
00:30:28,770 --> 00:30:32,540
Great. Looks like you're back to your
old self. I should probably go.
413
00:30:32,710 --> 00:30:36,110
-You don't wanna go to the party?
-No, I gotta work. Thanks.
414
00:30:36,280 --> 00:30:38,640
Shoot, I forgot you have a job.
415
00:30:38,810 --> 00:30:41,750
-It's kind of cool we both have jobs.
-Totally.
416
00:30:41,980 --> 00:30:46,390
Well, if you decide you want to come,
it's gonna be fun. 27 Wall Street.
417
00:30:46,550 --> 00:30:49,890
Okay, great. Thanks, Jenna.
Bye-bye.
418
00:30:50,590 --> 00:30:52,180
Matt.
419
00:30:53,290 --> 00:30:57,160
-Yeah.
-What if this isn't just a dream?
420
00:30:57,870 --> 00:31:01,030
What if what I wished for
actually happened?
421
00:31:01,900 --> 00:31:05,840
Then you got everything you ever
wanted. You might as well enjoy it.
422
00:31:07,180 --> 00:31:09,110
All right, Jenna.
423
00:31:14,180 --> 00:31:16,670
-Matty.
-Yeah.
424
00:31:17,490 --> 00:31:20,510
-Arrivederci.
-I'll see you.
425
00:31:20,690 --> 00:31:23,210
-Matt.
-Yeah.
426
00:31:24,660 --> 00:31:25,920
Au revoir.
427
00:31:41,690 --> 00:31:43,740
[WHITNEY HOUSTON'S "I WANNA
DANCE WITH SOMEBODY" PLAYING]
428
00:31:46,740 --> 00:31:47,740
♪ Oh ♪
429
00:31:49,740 --> 00:31:51,690
♪ Yeah ♪
430
00:31:51,690 --> 00:31:53,690
♪ Whoo ♪
431
00:31:56,690 --> 00:31:57,740
♪ Yeah ♪
432
00:31:57,740 --> 00:31:59,690
♪ Uh-huh ♪
433
00:32:00,740 --> 00:32:02,690
♪ Yeah ♪
434
00:32:04,690 --> 00:32:05,740
♪ I wanna dance ♪
435
00:32:09,690 --> 00:32:12,690
♪ Clock strikes upon the hour ♪
436
00:32:12,690 --> 00:32:16,740
♪ And the sun begins to fade ♪
437
00:32:16,740 --> 00:32:20,690
♪ Still enough time
To figure out ♪
438
00:32:20,690 --> 00:32:24,740
♪ How to chase my blues away ♪
439
00:32:24,740 --> 00:32:28,740
♪ I need a man
Who'll take a chance ♪
440
00:32:28,740 --> 00:32:33,670
♪ On a love that burns
Hot enough to last ♪
441
00:32:33,690 --> 00:32:36,690
♪ So when the night falls ♪
442
00:32:36,690 --> 00:32:40,690
♪ My lonely heart calls ♪
443
00:32:40,690 --> 00:32:43,750
♪ Oh, I wanna dance
With somebody ♪
444
00:32:43,750 --> 00:32:47,700
♪ I wanna feel the heat
With somebody ♪
445
00:32:47,700 --> 00:32:51,700
♪ Yeah, I wanna dance
With somebody ♪
446
00:32:51,700 --> 00:32:55,700
♪ With somebody who loves me ♪
447
00:32:55,700 --> 00:32:58,730
♪ Somebody, ooh, ooh ♪
448
00:33:00,090 --> 00:33:03,820
-I'm Jenna, by the way.
-Yeah, I know. I'm Becky.
449
00:33:03,990 --> 00:33:06,020
How old are you, anyway?
450
00:33:06,190 --> 00:33:08,860
-Thirteen.
-Me too.
451
00:33:09,200 --> 00:33:11,290
Used to be.
452
00:33:14,370 --> 00:33:16,200
Why are you talking to me?
453
00:33:16,700 --> 00:33:20,700
-Why not? We are neighbors, right?
-But you usually ignore me.
454
00:33:23,510 --> 00:33:27,070
-I like your shoes.
-Thanks.
455
00:33:27,250 --> 00:33:28,510
I like your dress.
456
00:33:28,680 --> 00:33:32,180
It's because I've got these
incredible boobs to fill it out.
457
00:33:34,590 --> 00:33:36,110
-I like your bag.
-Thanks.
458
00:33:36,290 --> 00:33:39,160
You should come by sometime.
I've got a zillion of them.
459
00:33:39,330 --> 00:33:42,350
-Really?
-Yeah, it'd be totally cool.
460
00:33:42,530 --> 00:33:44,730
Hey, Becky?
461
00:33:44,900 --> 00:33:48,200
-Can I ask you something?
-Yeah, sure.
462
00:33:48,370 --> 00:33:51,700
Can you tell I'm wearing underwear?
Because I totally am.
463
00:33:51,870 --> 00:33:54,500
-I think that's kind of the point.
464
00:33:54,524 --> 00:33:55,680
♪ Hey ♪
465
00:33:57,700 --> 00:33:58,700
♪ Uh-huh ♪
466
00:34:00,700 --> 00:34:02,700
♪ What I like about you ♪
467
00:34:02,700 --> 00:34:05,750
♪ You hold me tight ♪
468
00:34:05,750 --> 00:34:07,750
♪ Tell me I'm the only one ♪
469
00:34:07,750 --> 00:34:10,750
♪ Want to come over tonight ♪
470
00:34:10,750 --> 00:34:12,750
♪ Yeah ♪
471
00:34:12,750 --> 00:34:14,750
♪ Keep on whispering in my ear ♪
472
00:34:14,750 --> 00:34:16,750
♪ Tell me all the things
That I want to hear ♪
473
00:34:16,750 --> 00:34:18,750
♪ 'Cause it's true ♪
474
00:34:19,370 --> 00:34:22,700
-Try it. It's soft-shell crab.
-♪ That's what I like about you ♪
475
00:34:22,700 --> 00:34:26,660
♪ What I like about you ♪
476
00:34:26,660 --> 00:34:29,660
♪ You really know how to dance ♪
477
00:34:29,660 --> 00:34:30,710
♪ When you go up, down
Jump around ♪
478
00:34:30,710 --> 00:34:34,710
♪ Talk about true romance ♪
479
00:34:34,710 --> 00:34:36,686
-♪ Yeah ♪
-Thanks.
480
00:34:36,710 --> 00:34:38,660
♪ Keep on whispering in my ear ♪
481
00:34:38,660 --> 00:34:41,660
♪ Tell me all the things
That I want to hear ♪
482
00:34:41,660 --> 00:34:42,710
♪ 'Cause it's true ♪
483
00:34:42,710 --> 00:34:45,660
♪ That's what I like
About you ♪
484
00:34:45,660 --> 00:34:48,710
♪ That's what I like
About you ♪
485
00:34:48,710 --> 00:34:51,290
-♪ That's what I like about you ♪
-Hi, Tom-Tom.
486
00:34:51,470 --> 00:34:54,560
Oh, God, no one's called me that
since I had my nose job.
487
00:34:54,740 --> 00:34:57,670
-You had a nose job?
-Yeah, and yours is better.
488
00:34:57,840 --> 00:35:00,100
Anything to drink, ladies?
489
00:35:00,270 --> 00:35:04,180
-An apple martini.
-Can I have a lemonade, please?
490
00:35:04,350 --> 00:35:08,440
Oh, wait. Make it
a piña colada, not virgin.
491
00:35:08,620 --> 00:35:10,810
Do you wanna see my ID?
Totally have it.
492
00:35:10,990 --> 00:35:12,750
There you two are.
493
00:35:12,920 --> 00:35:15,790
Lucy, very nice.
494
00:35:15,960 --> 00:35:17,980
Sort of a dangerous mermaid look.
495
00:35:18,160 --> 00:35:21,190
And you... Barbie meets Britney.
496
00:35:21,360 --> 00:35:23,520
You look just
scrum-didlee-umpcious!
497
00:35:23,700 --> 00:35:25,600
I know. I mean, thank you.
498
00:35:25,770 --> 00:35:28,830
Everybody Wang Chung tonight,
right?
499
00:35:30,660 --> 00:35:33,440
-Here you go.
500
00:35:37,110 --> 00:35:39,240
Thank you.
501
00:35:40,280 --> 00:35:43,010
-I'm sorry, it's late.
-We're keeping you up, are we?
502
00:35:43,180 --> 00:35:45,650
It's only 11:00. Stay a while.
503
00:35:53,090 --> 00:35:56,260
It's 11:00 on a school night
and I'm at a party. It's so cool.
504
00:35:56,430 --> 00:36:00,030
It's 11:00 and people are leaving.
This is a disaster.
505
00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:01,670
It is?
506
00:36:01,840 --> 00:36:04,670
Speaking of disasters,
what is she doing here?
507
00:36:04,840 --> 00:36:07,240
-Who?
-Sparkle's editor in chief, Trish Sackett.
508
00:36:07,410 --> 00:36:09,930
Twelve o'clock and headed our way.
509
00:36:11,110 --> 00:36:15,520
Hi, girls. Our J. Lo issue is selling
like hotcakes. How's yours doing?
510
00:36:15,680 --> 00:36:19,780
My God, are things so bad you had
to come to our party to eat free food?
511
00:36:19,950 --> 00:36:21,980
Put some crab
in your purse for later.
512
00:36:22,160 --> 00:36:25,820
You might want to keep some
of that biting wit for your magazine.
513
00:36:25,990 --> 00:36:29,160
Or you could change the name
to something more appropriate...
514
00:36:29,330 --> 00:36:33,670
like Poison or Pitiful.
Whatever's more pathetic.
515
00:36:33,830 --> 00:36:35,320
You know what?
516
00:36:35,500 --> 00:36:40,700
You are rude and mean and sloppy
and frizzy. I don't like you at all.
517
00:36:41,080 --> 00:36:43,570
Well, fortunately,
I don't care about being liked.
518
00:36:43,740 --> 00:36:46,110
-I care about winning.
-This is delicious.
519
00:36:48,820 --> 00:36:50,650
Ladies.
520
00:36:57,060 --> 00:36:59,120
Do I smell?
521
00:36:59,290 --> 00:37:01,260
Do I have bad breath?
522
00:37:01,430 --> 00:37:06,230
-Am I malodorous in any way?
-No.
523
00:37:06,670 --> 00:37:10,190
People seem to be running for the exit
like someone set off a stink bomb.
524
00:37:10,370 --> 00:37:11,600
I don't smell anything.
525
00:37:11,770 --> 00:37:13,970
I think he means
the party is a stinker.
526
00:37:14,140 --> 00:37:18,600
A dud. A flop. A zero
on a scale of one to 10.
527
00:37:19,780 --> 00:37:21,810
Maybe if somebody
played something else.
528
00:37:21,980 --> 00:37:24,450
-Something with a melody.
-Play whatever you want.
529
00:37:24,620 --> 00:37:29,110
All I know is if those people don't
start dancing really, really soon...
530
00:37:30,220 --> 00:37:33,020
Here's to early retirement.
531
00:37:48,680 --> 00:37:49,730
[TECHNO MUSIC
FADES OUT]
532
00:38:07,680 --> 00:38:08,730
533
00:38:27,730 --> 00:38:29,730
♪ It's close to midnight ♪
534
00:38:29,730 --> 00:38:33,730
♪ And something evil's
Lurking in the dark ♪
535
00:38:35,680 --> 00:38:37,680
♪ Under the moonlight ♪
536
00:38:37,680 --> 00:38:41,680
♪ You see a sight
That almost stops your heart ♪
537
00:38:41,680 --> 00:38:43,730
♪ You try to scream ♪
538
00:38:43,760 --> 00:38:48,680
♪ But terror takes the sound
Before you make it ♪
539
00:38:49,240 --> 00:38:51,140
Matty! Matty, come here.
540
00:38:52,040 --> 00:38:56,410
-Hey.
-Matty, come here.
541
00:38:56,580 --> 00:38:58,640
Thriller. Matty.
542
00:38:58,810 --> 00:39:01,750
Me? No, no, no, no.
Take that thing away.
543
00:39:02,180 --> 00:39:04,880
-"Thriller." Come on.
-No way.
544
00:39:05,050 --> 00:39:06,990
Come on, man! Go!
545
00:39:07,760 --> 00:39:09,150
Jenna, no way.
546
00:39:09,320 --> 00:39:11,090
Come on, let's go.
547
00:39:11,260 --> 00:39:12,920
I don't remember those moves.
548
00:39:13,090 --> 00:39:16,720
I haven't done this in 15 years.
What are you, crazy?
549
00:39:17,680 --> 00:39:20,680
♪ 'Cause this is thriller ♪
550
00:39:20,680 --> 00:39:22,680
♪ Thriller night ♪
551
00:39:22,680 --> 00:39:24,845
-♪ 'Cause I can thrill you more ♪
-Tear it up, dude!
552
00:39:24,869 --> 00:39:27,690
♪ Than any ghost
Would ever dare to try ♪
553
00:39:27,690 --> 00:39:28,740
♪ Thriller ♪
554
00:39:28,740 --> 00:39:30,740
♪ Thriller night ♪
555
00:39:30,740 --> 00:39:32,216
♪ So let me hold you tight ♪
556
00:39:32,550 --> 00:39:34,840
-Come on, Matty.
-All right, all right.
557
00:39:38,320 --> 00:39:39,959
Okay, here we go.
558
00:39:44,690 --> 00:39:46,690
♪ You hear the door slam ♪
559
00:39:46,690 --> 00:39:49,740
♪ And realize
There's nowhere left to run ♪
560
00:39:51,740 --> 00:39:55,690
♪ You feel the cold hand ♪
561
00:39:55,690 --> 00:39:59,260
-♪ And wonder if you'll ever see the sun ♪
-Go, Arlene!
562
00:39:59,690 --> 00:40:00,740
♪ You close your eyes ♪
563
00:40:00,740 --> 00:40:03,740
♪ And hope that this is
Just imagination ♪
564
00:40:04,350 --> 00:40:09,690
-Come on, let's go! Let's go, Jenna!
-♪ But all the while ♪
565
00:40:09,690 --> 00:40:11,740
♪ You hear the creature
Creeping up behind ♪
566
00:40:11,740 --> 00:40:15,690
♪ You're out of time ♪
567
00:40:15,690 --> 00:40:17,690
♪ 'Cause this is thriller ♪
568
00:40:17,690 --> 00:40:19,690
♪ Thriller night ♪
569
00:40:19,690 --> 00:40:20,740
♪ 'Cause I can thrill you more ♪
570
00:40:20,740 --> 00:40:23,690
♪ Than any ghost
Would ever dare to try ♪
571
00:40:23,690 --> 00:40:24,740
♪ Thriller ♪
572
00:40:24,740 --> 00:40:27,690
♪ Thriller night ♪
573
00:40:27,690 --> 00:40:29,740
♪ So let me hold you tight
And share a ♪
574
00:40:29,740 --> 00:40:33,300
-♪ Killer, diller, chiller ♪
-Go, Richard!
575
00:40:33,324 --> 00:40:35,690
♪ Thriller here tonight ♪
576
00:40:35,690 --> 00:40:37,690
♪ 'Cause this is thriller ♪
577
00:40:37,690 --> 00:40:39,690
♪ Thriller night ♪
578
00:40:39,690 --> 00:40:40,740
♪ 'Cause I can thrill you more ♪
579
00:40:40,740 --> 00:40:43,690
♪ Than any ghost
Would ever to try ♪
580
00:40:43,690 --> 00:40:44,690
♪ Thriller ♪
581
00:40:44,690 --> 00:40:46,690
♪ Whoo ♪
582
00:40:46,690 --> 00:40:47,690
♪ Thriller night ♪
583
00:40:47,690 --> 00:40:49,740
♪ So let me hold you tight
And share a ♪
584
00:40:49,740 --> 00:40:51,690
♪ Killer, diller ♪
585
00:40:52,430 --> 00:40:55,690
-Jenna. I'm sorry, I gotta go.
-What do you--?
586
00:40:55,860 --> 00:40:58,420
-I'm sorry.
-Wait. Don't.
587
00:40:58,930 --> 00:40:59,884
Matt.
588
00:40:59,908 --> 00:41:03,212
-♪ Darkness falls across the land ♪
-Groove on, baby!
589
00:41:03,236 --> 00:41:06,750
♪ The midnight hour
Is close at hand ♪
590
00:41:06,750 --> 00:41:10,121
♪ Creatures crawl
In search of blood ♪
591
00:41:10,145 --> 00:41:13,750
-I adore you!
-♪ To terrorize your neighborhood ♪
592
00:41:13,770 --> 00:41:17,700
♪ For no mere mortal
Can resist ♪
593
00:41:17,700 --> 00:41:21,750
♪ The evil of the thriller ♪
594
00:41:31,700 --> 00:41:33,750
♪ Well, it's a pretty good day ♪
595
00:41:35,200 --> 00:41:36,526
Miss, wait! Miss, wait!
596
00:41:36,550 --> 00:41:39,750
-♪ We'll have a pretty good day ♪
-Your credit card. Your credit card!
597
00:41:40,750 --> 00:41:43,700
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
598
00:41:43,700 --> 00:41:46,750
♪ Well, it's a pretty good day ♪
599
00:41:46,750 --> 00:41:49,700
♪ I'm looking forward
To tomorrow ♪
600
00:41:49,700 --> 00:41:51,750
♪ We'll have a pretty good day ♪
601
00:41:51,750 --> 00:41:54,700
♪ Yeah, we'll have a good day ♪
602
00:42:06,700 --> 00:42:08,750
♪ Well, it's a pretty good day ♪
603
00:42:08,750 --> 00:42:12,750
♪ I'm looking forward
To tomorrow ♪
604
00:42:12,750 --> 00:42:14,750
♪ We'll have a pretty good day ♪
605
00:42:14,750 --> 00:42:16,700
♪ Yeah, we'll have a good day ♪
606
00:42:20,180 --> 00:42:22,650
-Thank you.
-To being 30.
607
00:42:22,820 --> 00:42:25,720
-I've decided it's gonna be awesome.
-Of course it is.
608
00:42:25,890 --> 00:42:29,290
You're thin, you're hot, you can
get any guy you want, "biatch."
609
00:42:29,460 --> 00:42:33,290
Not to mention, biatch, the hottest
magazine editor in the world.
610
00:42:33,460 --> 00:42:35,120
Second hottest.
611
00:42:35,760 --> 00:42:37,390
-Tied for first?
-Deal.
612
00:42:38,670 --> 00:42:41,000
And speaking of hot...
613
00:42:41,170 --> 00:42:45,230
Mr. Hotty behind you is totally
scamming on you right now.
614
00:42:54,920 --> 00:42:58,610
He is not. He's totally cute.
615
00:42:58,790 --> 00:43:01,550
-Should I go talk to him?
-You're not married.
616
00:43:05,690 --> 00:43:07,290
Good.
617
00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:18,560
Hi.
618
00:43:20,610 --> 00:43:22,910
Could I borrow your ketchup?
619
00:43:23,080 --> 00:43:24,740
Sure.
620
00:43:27,450 --> 00:43:29,920
I actually came over here...
621
00:43:30,080 --> 00:43:32,310
because I think you're really cute.
622
00:43:33,990 --> 00:43:38,080
-So do you wanna go out sometime?
-Yeah. Can you drive?
623
00:43:38,260 --> 00:43:42,220
Time to go. What, do you wanna
go to jail? I meant that guy.
624
00:43:42,400 --> 00:43:44,160
The man? Oh, gross.
625
00:43:44,870 --> 00:43:48,100
No more daiquiris for you tonight.
626
00:43:48,270 --> 00:43:51,100
You can never find a taxi
in this neighborhood.
627
00:43:51,270 --> 00:43:53,930
Oh, my God. It's the naked man.
628
00:43:54,110 --> 00:43:56,580
-Hey, beautiful.
-He thinks I'm beautiful?
629
00:43:56,740 --> 00:44:01,150
-Well, he should. He's your boyfriend.
-My boyfriend?
630
00:44:02,920 --> 00:44:05,580
Why is that lady asking
for my boyfriend's autograph?
631
00:44:05,750 --> 00:44:07,020
Thank you so much.
632
00:44:07,190 --> 00:44:09,210
He may not be
the best New York Ranger...
633
00:44:09,390 --> 00:44:11,520
but he's the Ranger
with the best ass.
634
00:44:13,430 --> 00:44:14,690
Jenna?
635
00:44:15,330 --> 00:44:17,700
-Oh, my God. Matt. Hi!
-Hey.
636
00:44:18,530 --> 00:44:20,560
How are you?
637
00:44:21,170 --> 00:44:23,900
I'm sorry about the other night.
638
00:44:24,070 --> 00:44:27,530
-Beaver, is that you?
-Hey, Tom-Tom. How are you?
639
00:44:27,710 --> 00:44:29,840
You lost all your baby fat.
640
00:44:30,010 --> 00:44:33,810
-How does the Beave stay warm?
-Yeah, it's good to see you again too.
641
00:44:33,980 --> 00:44:36,680
I almost didn't recognize you.
Did you get a nose job?
642
00:44:36,850 --> 00:44:39,250
I can't believe you're here.
What're you doing?
643
00:44:39,420 --> 00:44:43,750
I'm-I'm actually-I'm doing
some shopping with my...
644
00:44:43,920 --> 00:44:46,150
Jenna, this is Wendy, my fiancée.
645
00:44:48,460 --> 00:44:50,160
-I'm Jenna.
-Matt told me about...
646
00:44:50,330 --> 00:44:53,990
his blast from the past.
It was really sweet of you to stop by.
647
00:44:54,170 --> 00:44:57,370
Matty's the sweet one. I don't know
what I'd have done without him.
648
00:44:57,540 --> 00:45:00,340
-I'm sure you'll be fine.
-Are you a photographer too?
649
00:45:00,510 --> 00:45:03,310
I see you guys have spent
so much time talking about me.
650
00:45:03,480 --> 00:45:05,840
-Wendy's an anchorwoman.
-Anchorperson.
651
00:45:06,010 --> 00:45:08,810
I do the weather for WWEN
in Chicago.
652
00:45:08,980 --> 00:45:12,850
Matt and I were just talking about him
finally joining me in the Windy City.
653
00:45:14,420 --> 00:45:17,690
-You're moving to Chicago?
-We were just discu--
654
00:45:17,860 --> 00:45:20,190
We haven't really--
Is that Alex Carlson?
655
00:45:20,360 --> 00:45:23,190
Jenna, sorry. Sorry I'm late.
656
00:45:23,360 --> 00:45:24,690
Well, hi.
657
00:45:25,630 --> 00:45:27,360
-Hey. Who are you folks?
-Hey.
658
00:45:27,530 --> 00:45:31,030
I'm sorry. This is my good friend Matt
and this is his friend, Wendy.
659
00:45:31,210 --> 00:45:37,300
-Fiancée.
-Right. So weird. And this is...
660
00:45:38,350 --> 00:45:41,870
You're Alex Carlson. Nice to meet you.
You're a great hockey player.
661
00:45:42,050 --> 00:45:43,540
-I'm a big fan.
-Thank you.
662
00:45:43,720 --> 00:45:48,210
You want me to sign your shirt or
your forehead? Now, I don't do butts.
663
00:45:49,290 --> 00:45:50,720
I'm just joshing you. Sorry.
664
00:45:50,890 --> 00:45:54,950
I crack a lot of jokes after we win, on
account of I'm in such a good mood.
665
00:45:57,830 --> 00:46:00,930
Okay, well, we should
probably get going.
666
00:46:01,100 --> 00:46:03,590
-Nice to meet you.
-Nice to see you folks.
667
00:46:03,770 --> 00:46:06,900
Nice to see you folks. Bye.
668
00:46:10,680 --> 00:46:13,080
You mind if I steal her
from you for the night?
669
00:46:13,380 --> 00:46:16,350
Nope. I actually had my eye
on something better inside...
670
00:46:16,520 --> 00:46:19,980
so I'll see you guys later.
Have a good night.
671
00:46:20,150 --> 00:46:22,656
Excuse me one second. Lucy?
672
00:46:24,860 --> 00:46:27,290
Should I go to his place alone?
673
00:46:27,460 --> 00:46:31,730
Yeah. Why not?
Go play. You deserve it.
674
00:46:31,900 --> 00:46:34,730
Play. You mean
like games and stuff?
675
00:46:34,900 --> 00:46:41,310
Yeah, games. All kinds of games.
676
00:46:53,690 --> 00:46:56,050
I couldn't wait to see you tonight.
677
00:46:57,390 --> 00:46:59,260
You wanna play a game?
678
00:46:59,430 --> 00:47:02,450
-Do you have Battleship?
-Yeah, I have Battleship.
679
00:47:02,630 --> 00:47:05,530
I'll show you my destroyer.
680
00:47:05,700 --> 00:47:09,570
-I call the red board.
-Well, I call the blue board.
681
00:47:16,730 --> 00:47:19,880
-What?
682
00:47:19,904 --> 00:47:21,730
[LAUGHING
UNCONTROLLABLY]
683
00:47:24,380 --> 00:47:27,380
Okay. I know. I forgot.
684
00:47:29,990 --> 00:47:32,150
I owe you one raunchy striptease.
685
00:47:32,680 --> 00:47:35,730
-♪ Ice, Ice, baby ♪
686
00:47:35,730 --> 00:47:37,680
♪ Vanilla ♪
687
00:47:37,680 --> 00:47:38,730
♪ Ice, Ice, baby ♪
688
00:47:38,730 --> 00:47:40,680
♪ Vanilla ♪
689
00:47:40,680 --> 00:47:41,730
♪ Now that the party is jumping ♪
690
00:47:42,970 --> 00:47:44,159
Oh, God.
-♪ With the bass kicked in ♪
691
00:47:44,183 --> 00:47:46,240
-♪ The Vegas are pumping ♪
-Oh, gross.
692
00:47:46,264 --> 00:47:48,740
♪ I'm cooking MCs
Like a pound of bacon ♪
693
00:47:48,740 --> 00:47:51,690
♪ Burning them
If they ain't quick and nimble ♪
694
00:47:51,690 --> 00:47:53,690
♪ I go crazy
When I hear a cymbal ♪
695
00:47:53,750 --> 00:47:59,350
Who's got the moves
on the ice and off the ice, ice, baby?
696
00:47:59,520 --> 00:48:03,850
Wait! Wait! Wait! I don't wanna see
that thing again. Put it away.
697
00:48:04,020 --> 00:48:05,032
Put it away!
698
00:48:05,890 --> 00:48:07,010
God.
699
00:48:07,690 --> 00:48:10,690
♪ Ice, Ice, baby ♪
700
00:48:10,690 --> 00:48:11,740
♪ Vanilla ♪
701
00:48:13,600 --> 00:48:17,630
We can play Monopoly!
We can play Parcheesi!
702
00:48:18,740 --> 00:48:21,370
JENNA: He didn't have Battleship.
He didn't have any games.
703
00:48:21,540 --> 00:48:23,070
Boys are so stupid.
704
00:48:23,240 --> 00:48:25,940
Becky, it's even worse than you think.
705
00:48:26,110 --> 00:48:28,740
How come the ones
that you like never like you?
706
00:48:28,920 --> 00:48:33,180
Well, you have to fight for what
you want. Rule number one:
707
00:48:33,350 --> 00:48:35,620
Love is a battlefield.
708
00:48:35,790 --> 00:48:39,920
That's deep. Really deep.
709
00:48:40,090 --> 00:48:43,860
-Good luck with fractions.
-Have fun at work.
710
00:48:44,690 --> 00:48:47,620
-To the office, Tom.
711
00:48:49,670 --> 00:48:53,300
Fifty-seven ways to have an orgasm.
712
00:48:54,240 --> 00:48:57,870
-I didn't know there were 57.
-"Touch-her-there underwear."
713
00:48:58,040 --> 00:49:00,240
No.
714
00:49:00,410 --> 00:49:02,820
He loves you, but...
715
00:49:02,980 --> 00:49:05,380
-"He loves your butt."
-Yes.
716
00:49:05,550 --> 00:49:08,280
-"He lies, he cheats..."
-So typical.
717
00:49:08,460 --> 00:49:11,390
"What are you doing wrong?"
718
00:49:15,400 --> 00:49:19,800
There's no easy way of saying this,
so I'm just gonna come out with it.
719
00:49:22,040 --> 00:49:25,630
The circs are in.
Our numbers are dismal.
720
00:49:25,810 --> 00:49:31,180
We're below 600,000 total circulation.
Sparkle is closing in on a million.
721
00:49:31,340 --> 00:49:37,440
I've come off the phone with corporate
and they have dropped the R word.
722
00:49:37,620 --> 00:49:39,750
Redesign?
723
00:49:39,920 --> 00:49:41,790
Redesign Poise?
724
00:49:41,960 --> 00:49:44,550
Wait. Sparkle copies everything
we come up with...
725
00:49:44,720 --> 00:49:46,920
and we have to redesign?
That's bullshit.
726
00:49:47,090 --> 00:49:53,030
Well, either we redesign and bring up
our numbers or they pull the plug.
727
00:49:53,200 --> 00:49:55,570
Richard, redesign is a death sentence.
728
00:49:55,740 --> 00:49:59,540
No, it's not. It's a chance
to have some fun.
729
00:50:00,070 --> 00:50:04,870
Let Sparkle have all our
secondhand, stale, grody ideas.
730
00:50:05,050 --> 00:50:07,780
We'll open up the F.O.B.,
overhaul the B.O.B.
731
00:50:07,950 --> 00:50:11,040
It's time for us to prove
we have some poise left.
732
00:50:11,220 --> 00:50:16,210
Well, I shall be leaving it
to my dynamic duo...
733
00:50:16,390 --> 00:50:18,880
to come up with something
utterly fabulous.
734
00:50:20,590 --> 00:50:25,330
RICHARD: We have two weeks,
four hours and 30 minutes.
735
00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:29,090
-I have your urgent messages.
-Let's hear them.
736
00:50:29,270 --> 00:50:31,571
Well, okay.
737
00:50:31,640 --> 00:50:34,340
Emily Pratt called
and wanted me to tell you:
738
00:50:34,510 --> 00:50:38,380
"I can't believe you scooped my story
on Vivienne Tam, you backbiting bitch.
739
00:50:38,550 --> 00:50:40,810
"That was a new level
of sleaze, even for you.
740
00:50:40,980 --> 00:50:43,310
"I hope you die in one
of her casual pantsuits."
741
00:50:43,480 --> 00:50:46,480
Oh, my God, that was so mean.
742
00:50:46,650 --> 00:50:50,890
Miss Lewis called. She said,
"I hope you choke on your own bile...
743
00:50:51,060 --> 00:50:55,020
"you pretentious, conniving snake."
744
00:50:55,200 --> 00:50:56,670
Maybe I should read them myself.
745
00:50:56,694 --> 00:50:59,247
-Good. Oh, great.
746
00:51:04,300 --> 00:51:07,270
-Miss Rink's line.
-Put that little bitch on the phone now.
747
00:51:07,440 --> 00:51:10,240
Please don't take that tone.
I'm just her assistant.
748
00:51:10,410 --> 00:51:11,640
Tell her to call Todd.
749
00:51:12,880 --> 00:51:18,110
"Sweet bottom, you seem uptight.
Let me come over and give you my..."
750
00:51:26,290 --> 00:51:29,090
-Yes.
-Alex is on line one, Miss Rink.
751
00:51:29,260 --> 00:51:33,100
Oh, gag me. Can you
please tell him I'm busy?
752
00:51:33,270 --> 00:51:37,000
Okay, but he wants to know
what time would be good for dinner.
753
00:51:37,170 --> 00:51:40,570
How about in 10 zillion years?
Ask him how that works.
754
00:51:40,740 --> 00:51:44,010
-Okay, I'll ask.
-Okay.
755
00:51:48,180 --> 00:51:50,340
-Yeah?
-I'm sorry to bother you again.
756
00:51:50,520 --> 00:51:52,820
-Pete Hansen is here to see you.
-Who?
757
00:51:52,990 --> 00:51:56,290
Tracy from the
art department's husband.
758
00:51:56,890 --> 00:51:59,220
Oh, okay. Sure.
759
00:52:09,800 --> 00:52:13,372
I was just dropping off Tracy's lunch,
thought I'd say hello.
760
00:52:16,910 --> 00:52:20,180
You brought Tracy her lunch?
That's so sw--
761
00:52:23,550 --> 00:52:25,520
What are you doing?
762
00:52:25,690 --> 00:52:27,450
What's wrong, pooky?
763
00:52:27,620 --> 00:52:29,320
Pooky?
764
00:52:29,490 --> 00:52:33,020
Pukey. You're married,
and to a girl I work with.
765
00:52:33,190 --> 00:52:37,060
Well, that didn't stop us from rattling
some desk drawers loose last week.
766
00:52:37,460 --> 00:52:40,568
So come on.
Lie down and take a memo.
767
00:52:50,140 --> 00:52:54,170
LUCY: Now, listen, hire the best photographer,
and I don't want Jenna to find out.
768
00:52:54,350 --> 00:52:56,340
-No. Roger that.
-Okay?
769
00:52:56,520 --> 00:53:00,480
God, what is up with her lately,
anyway? I mean, she seems so lost.
770
00:53:00,650 --> 00:53:04,110
I have no idea. I'm getting
so sick of having her around...
771
00:53:04,290 --> 00:53:06,590
with this crazy new act
she has going on.
772
00:53:06,760 --> 00:53:09,820
You know how she stole
Charlotte's idea and then fired her?
773
00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:12,290
I say we go ahead
with our own presentation...
774
00:53:12,470 --> 00:53:14,260
and let her fall on her ass.
775
00:53:14,430 --> 00:53:16,630
Oh, God, yeah.
776
00:53:47,970 --> 00:53:50,530
Okay, you're not Cajun.
777
00:53:52,410 --> 00:53:55,600
-Wanna go for a walk?
-Sure.
778
00:54:03,050 --> 00:54:05,310
I still can't believe
you're getting married.
779
00:54:05,490 --> 00:54:08,280
In two weeks.
780
00:54:10,890 --> 00:54:13,830
Is she your soul mate, Wendy?
781
00:54:14,790 --> 00:54:19,930
My soul mate? I don't know if I believe
in those. I think that's kind of naive.
782
00:54:20,470 --> 00:54:24,530
But you get goose bumps
when you're around her...
783
00:54:24,700 --> 00:54:26,730
and butterflies?
784
00:54:26,910 --> 00:54:32,000
No, I haven't gotten crazy like that
about a girl since high school.
785
00:54:32,610 --> 00:54:34,600
Matty.
786
00:54:37,220 --> 00:54:39,710
What--? What happened to us?
787
00:54:39,890 --> 00:54:42,360
I mean, how come
we never stayed friends?
788
00:54:44,690 --> 00:54:46,560
I don't know. I forget.
789
00:54:46,730 --> 00:54:49,130
No, what happened?
790
00:54:50,500 --> 00:54:54,060
I don't know. I can pretty much
peg it to your 13th birthday party...
791
00:54:54,230 --> 00:54:56,860
when you were playing that game.
Spin the Rapist?
792
00:54:57,040 --> 00:54:59,160
Seven Minutes in Heaven.
Everybody ditched.
793
00:54:59,340 --> 00:55:01,670
And that is the last thing I remember.
794
00:55:02,710 --> 00:55:05,370
We don't have to get into this.
It's a long time ago.
795
00:55:05,550 --> 00:55:08,520
-It really doesn't matter anymore.
-It matters to me.
796
00:55:08,680 --> 00:55:10,650
Just tell me.
797
00:55:13,920 --> 00:55:15,480
You came out of the closet...
798
00:55:15,660 --> 00:55:18,990
and I started to sing
my birthday song to you.
799
00:55:19,160 --> 00:55:22,190
And then you picked up
and threw at me...
800
00:55:22,360 --> 00:55:24,390
with impressive force, I might add...
801
00:55:24,560 --> 00:55:28,000
the dream house that I spent
three weeks building for you.
802
00:55:28,170 --> 00:55:31,330
And then you just stopped
being my friend...
803
00:55:31,500 --> 00:55:35,410
and you never spoke to me
again after that, ever.
804
00:55:38,880 --> 00:55:41,070
I'm so sorry.
805
00:55:41,650 --> 00:55:44,670
Forget it, Jenna. It was a long
time ago. It doesn't matter.
806
00:55:44,850 --> 00:55:48,380
Matt, stop being so nice to me.
I don't deserve it.
807
00:55:50,060 --> 00:55:52,080
Do you know what
kind of person I am now?
808
00:55:52,260 --> 00:55:55,190
Do you know who I am right now? I...
809
00:55:57,360 --> 00:56:00,200
I don't have any real friends. I...
810
00:56:00,370 --> 00:56:03,300
I did something bad
with a married guy.
811
00:56:03,470 --> 00:56:06,400
I don't talk to my mom and dad.
812
00:56:07,210 --> 00:56:10,200
I'm not a nice person.
And the thing is...
813
00:56:11,780 --> 00:56:13,940
I'm not 13 anymore.
814
00:56:18,480 --> 00:56:20,350
Jenna.
815
00:56:36,870 --> 00:56:38,074
Behind you.
816
00:56:38,690 --> 00:56:40,740
♪ Slow down, you crazy child ♪
817
00:56:40,740 --> 00:56:44,740
♪ You're so ambitious
For a juvenile ♪
818
00:56:44,740 --> 00:56:46,740
♪ But then, if you're so smart ♪
819
00:56:46,740 --> 00:56:50,690
♪ Tell me
Why are you still so afraid? ♪
820
00:56:50,690 --> 00:56:52,740
♪ Mmm ♪
821
00:56:52,740 --> 00:56:55,740
♪ Where's the fire?
What's the hurry about? ♪
822
00:56:55,740 --> 00:57:00,690
♪ You'd better cool it off
Before you burn it out ♪
823
00:57:00,690 --> 00:57:02,690
♪ You got so much to do ♪
824
00:57:02,690 --> 00:57:05,740
♪ And only so many hours
In a day ♪
825
00:57:05,740 --> 00:57:07,740
♪ Hey, hey ♪
826
00:57:07,740 --> 00:57:10,740
♪ But you know
That when the truth is told ♪
827
00:57:10,740 --> 00:57:12,740
♪ That you can
Get what you want ♪
828
00:57:12,740 --> 00:57:14,740
♪ Or you can just get old ♪
829
00:57:14,740 --> 00:57:17,690
♪ You're gonna kick off ♪
830
00:57:17,690 --> 00:57:20,690
♪ Before you even get
Halfway through ♪
831
00:57:20,690 --> 00:57:22,740
♪ Ooh ♪
832
00:57:22,740 --> 00:57:25,690
♪ When will you realize ♪
833
00:57:25,690 --> 00:57:28,690
♪ Vienna waits for you? ♪
834
00:57:31,690 --> 00:57:34,690
♪ Slow down, you're doing fine ♪
835
00:57:34,690 --> 00:57:36,740
♪ You can't be
Everything you want to be ♪
836
00:57:36,740 --> 00:57:38,690
♪ Before your time ♪
837
00:57:38,690 --> 00:57:43,690
♪ Although it's so romantic
On the borderline tonight ♪
838
00:57:43,690 --> 00:57:46,700
♪ Tonight ♪
839
00:57:46,700 --> 00:57:49,700
♪ Too bad
But it's the life you lead ♪
840
00:57:49,700 --> 00:57:52,700
♪ You're so ahead of yourself ♪
841
00:57:52,700 --> 00:57:53,750
♪ That you forgot
What you need ♪
842
00:57:53,750 --> 00:57:55,750
♪ Though you can see
When you're wrong ♪
843
00:57:55,750 --> 00:57:58,750
♪ You know you can't always see
When you're right ♪
844
00:57:58,750 --> 00:58:01,750
♪ You're right ♪
845
00:58:01,750 --> 00:58:04,750
♪ You've got your passion
You've got your pride ♪
846
00:58:04,750 --> 00:58:10,700
♪ But don't you know
That only fools are satisfied? ♪
847
00:58:12,100 --> 00:58:14,694
-Oh, it's good to be home.
848
00:58:16,700 --> 00:58:18,750
♪ When will you realize ♪
849
00:58:18,750 --> 00:58:23,750
♪ Vienna waits for you? ♪
850
00:58:24,440 --> 00:58:26,280
-Daddy.
-Jenna?
851
00:58:26,450 --> 00:58:28,880
What in the world?
852
00:58:29,820 --> 00:58:31,810
-Sweetheart.
-I missed you guys so much.
853
00:58:31,990 --> 00:58:34,390
Are you all right?
854
00:58:40,700 --> 00:58:43,700
♪ Slow down, you crazy child ♪
855
00:58:43,700 --> 00:58:45,700
♪ And take the phone
Off the hook ♪
856
00:58:45,700 --> 00:58:48,700
♪ And disappear for a while ♪
857
00:58:48,700 --> 00:58:49,750
♪ It's all right ♪
858
00:58:49,750 --> 00:58:53,700
♪ You can afford to lose
A day or two ♪
859
00:58:53,700 --> 00:58:54,730
♪ Ooh ♪
860
00:58:54,750 --> 00:58:57,750
♪ When will you realize ♪
861
00:58:57,750 --> 00:59:00,700
♪ Vienna waits for you? ♪
862
00:59:03,750 --> 00:59:06,750
♪ And you know
That when the truth is told ♪
863
00:59:06,750 --> 00:59:08,700
♪ That you can
Get what you want ♪
864
00:59:08,700 --> 00:59:10,750
♪ Or you can just get old ♪
865
00:59:10,750 --> 00:59:12,700
♪ You're gonna kick off ♪
866
00:59:12,700 --> 00:59:15,750
♪ Before you even get
Halfway through ♪
867
00:59:15,750 --> 00:59:17,750
♪ Ooh ♪
868
00:59:17,750 --> 00:59:20,750
♪ Why don't you realize ♪
869
00:59:20,750 --> 00:59:26,660
♪ Vienna waits for you? ♪
870
00:59:38,320 --> 00:59:40,550
Mom.
871
00:59:41,190 --> 00:59:44,160
Do you ever wish you could go back...
872
00:59:44,320 --> 00:59:45,950
like to another time?
873
00:59:46,130 --> 00:59:49,530
I wouldn't mind giving back
some of these wrinkles.
874
00:59:50,500 --> 00:59:52,460
Okay.
875
00:59:53,400 --> 00:59:58,570
If you were given one do-over,
anything in your life, what would it be?
876
01:00:04,740 --> 01:00:06,510
Nothing.
877
01:00:06,680 --> 01:00:09,710
-Really?
-Really.
878
01:00:09,880 --> 01:00:12,370
But did you ever make
a big mistake?
879
01:00:12,550 --> 01:00:16,050
Or a huge one that could
change your life? What about that?
880
01:00:16,220 --> 01:00:18,950
Well, Jenna, I know
I made a lot of mistakes...
881
01:00:19,130 --> 01:00:21,650
but I don't regret
making any of them.
882
01:00:22,400 --> 01:00:23,760
How come?
883
01:00:24,560 --> 01:00:26,590
Because if I hadn't have
made them...
884
01:00:26,770 --> 01:00:29,700
I wouldn't have learned
how to make things right.
885
01:00:38,210 --> 01:00:41,010
I'm sorry I missed last Christmas.
886
01:01:21,950 --> 01:01:24,450
Carrie, I'm heading out, okay?
887
01:01:27,190 --> 01:01:29,090
I'm so exhausted.
888
01:01:29,260 --> 01:01:31,090
-Jenna's working late.
-She has been.
889
01:01:41,870 --> 01:01:43,870
-Hey.
-Hey.
890
01:01:44,040 --> 01:01:47,710
I was gonna stop by your office.
I tried to call you a bunch of times.
891
01:01:47,880 --> 01:01:51,840
-I didn't get any messages.
-I was in a hurry.
892
01:01:52,020 --> 01:01:54,280
But I did try to reach you.
893
01:01:54,450 --> 01:01:58,750
I actually wanted to talk to you
about this whole redesign thing.
894
01:01:58,930 --> 01:02:02,360
I hope you don't mind, but I've been
working on something on my own.
895
01:02:02,530 --> 01:02:05,330
It's really last-minute.
896
01:02:05,500 --> 01:02:09,200
-I hope you don't mind.
-No, of course not...
897
01:02:09,370 --> 01:02:11,840
because I'm doing the same thing.
898
01:02:24,080 --> 01:02:27,380
-Hey, Jenna.
-Hey.
899
01:02:27,550 --> 01:02:30,420
Someone's got
a big photo shoot going on.
900
01:02:30,590 --> 01:02:32,290
-Yeah.
-What's happening?
901
01:02:32,460 --> 01:02:35,390
-Did you bring them?
-Oh, yeah, I got a few.
902
01:02:36,230 --> 01:02:38,060
-What are you doing?
-I'm hiring you.
903
01:02:38,230 --> 01:02:41,430
Actually, Poise
is hiring you for the week.
904
01:02:42,000 --> 01:02:43,870
Here.
905
01:02:50,710 --> 01:02:53,300
This is the first half.
The rest when we finish.
906
01:02:53,480 --> 01:02:56,850
I could really use this, but you
don't need to do me any favors.
907
01:02:57,020 --> 01:03:00,110
I'm asking you to do me a favor.
I love your work.
908
01:03:01,150 --> 01:03:02,920
I hope you'll do this with me.
909
01:03:05,460 --> 01:03:10,520
You know, I've seen your magazine.
My stuff is not your style at all.
910
01:03:12,800 --> 01:03:14,820
Exactly.
911
01:03:15,900 --> 01:03:18,300
Who gets Francis?
912
01:03:18,840 --> 01:03:21,319
There we go.
Okay, let's do it.
913
01:03:21,680 --> 01:03:24,400
-Up, up!
914
01:03:24,580 --> 01:03:27,270
-JENNA: Okay, everybody.
-Okay, everybody, climb up there.
915
01:03:27,450 --> 01:03:29,180
Lots of energy.
916
01:03:29,350 --> 01:03:32,780
-All right. Nice. You're the real deal.
-Keep up the flag.
917
01:03:32,950 --> 01:03:37,080
All right. Jenna, this is
your class of 2004.
918
01:03:37,260 --> 01:03:39,730
-All right, guys. Ready?
919
01:03:39,730 --> 01:03:41,730
[LIZ PHAIR'S
WHY CAN'T I PLAYING]
920
01:03:49,970 --> 01:03:52,149
Very good. Very good.
921
01:03:52,173 --> 01:03:54,730
♪ Get a load of me
Get a load of you ♪
922
01:03:54,730 --> 01:03:58,730
♪ Walking down the street
And I hardly know you ♪
923
01:03:58,730 --> 01:04:02,730
♪ It's just like we were
Meant to be ♪
924
01:04:02,730 --> 01:04:06,680
♪ Holding hands with you
And we're out at night ♪
925
01:04:06,680 --> 01:04:09,680
♪ Got a girlfriend
You say it isn't right ♪
926
01:04:09,680 --> 01:04:11,730
♪ Isn't right ♪
927
01:04:11,730 --> 01:04:14,730
♪ And I've got
Someone waiting too ♪
928
01:04:14,730 --> 01:04:17,730
♪ But this is
Just the beginning ♪
929
01:04:17,730 --> 01:04:21,680
♪ We're already wet
And we're gonna go swimming ♪
930
01:04:21,680 --> 01:04:26,740
♪ Why can't I breathe
Whenever I think about you? ♪
931
01:04:26,740 --> 01:04:33,690
♪ Why can't I speak
Whenever I talk about you? ♪
932
01:04:33,690 --> 01:04:34,740
♪ It's inevitable ♪
933
01:04:34,740 --> 01:04:37,740
♪ It's a fact that we're
Gonna get down to it ♪
934
01:04:37,740 --> 01:04:39,690
♪ So tell me ♪
935
01:04:39,690 --> 01:04:44,690
♪ Why can't I breathe
Whenever I think about you? ♪
936
01:04:44,690 --> 01:04:51,690
♪ Why can't I speak
Whenever I talk about you? ♪
937
01:04:51,690 --> 01:04:56,740
♪ Why can't I breathe
Whenever I think about you? ♪
938
01:04:56,740 --> 01:05:03,690
♪ Why can't I speak
Whenever I think about you? ♪
939
01:05:03,690 --> 01:05:07,690
♪ Whenever I think about you ♪
940
01:05:09,690 --> 01:05:12,740
♪ Whenever I think about you ♪
941
01:05:20,460 --> 01:05:23,190
-They're beautiful.
-Yeah, they came out okay, huh?
942
01:05:23,360 --> 01:05:24,730
-I think so.
-Yeah.
943
01:05:24,900 --> 01:05:27,530
-Do you?
-I do, yeah.
944
01:05:36,440 --> 01:05:38,770
Yeah, it's getting late.
I should get home.
945
01:05:38,940 --> 01:05:41,040
It's getting pretty late here.
946
01:05:41,210 --> 01:05:44,210
You know what I wish I had
right now?
947
01:05:44,380 --> 01:05:46,150
No, what?
948
01:05:46,320 --> 01:05:48,410
Razzles.
949
01:05:48,590 --> 01:05:50,610
Razzles?
950
01:05:50,790 --> 01:05:54,190
I haven't had Razzles...
951
01:05:55,230 --> 01:05:57,060
-in 15 years.
-Remember...
952
01:05:57,230 --> 01:05:59,990
-they're both a candy and a gum.
-That's incredible.
953
01:06:00,170 --> 01:06:03,430
I can't believe they had them.
Okay, don't waste a minute.
954
01:06:03,600 --> 01:06:06,570
It's been a long time. Careful.
955
01:06:08,040 --> 01:06:09,700
Yeah.
956
01:06:12,080 --> 01:06:13,910
What are you laughing at?
957
01:06:14,080 --> 01:06:15,640
I don't know.
958
01:06:15,820 --> 01:06:19,840
Life. Timing. Being here with you,
eating Razzles.
959
01:06:24,560 --> 01:06:27,460
I've had a really great time
working with you this week.
960
01:06:27,630 --> 01:06:28,920
-Me too.
-And everything.
961
01:06:29,090 --> 01:06:30,720
Yeah.
962
01:06:32,930 --> 01:06:34,490
Hey, Matty.
963
01:06:35,630 --> 01:06:37,900
Tell me something.
964
01:06:38,070 --> 01:06:40,160
What color is my tongue?
965
01:06:40,340 --> 01:06:42,600
-What?
-What color is my tongue?
966
01:06:42,780 --> 01:06:44,740
It's red. I don't know. Red.
967
01:06:44,910 --> 01:06:47,070
Red red? Or tongue red?
968
01:06:47,680 --> 01:06:49,480
Razzle red.
969
01:06:49,650 --> 01:06:51,140
-Show me yours.
-What?
970
01:06:51,320 --> 01:06:54,180
-Your tongue. I showed you mine.
-I'm not showing you.
971
01:06:54,350 --> 01:06:56,380
Show me your tongue.
I showed you mine.
972
01:06:56,560 --> 01:06:59,720
-I didn't ask to see yours.
-Matty, I need to see your tongue.
973
01:07:02,160 --> 01:07:04,190
Razzle red.
974
01:07:07,830 --> 01:07:09,770
You wanna know a secret?
975
01:07:11,000 --> 01:07:12,870
Yeah.
976
01:07:13,040 --> 01:07:15,370
You're the sweetest guy
I've ever known.
977
01:07:20,350 --> 01:07:22,510
I bet I can still beat you off the jump.
978
01:07:26,320 --> 01:07:28,840
Whoever goes the furthest,
the other owes a drink.
979
01:07:29,020 --> 01:07:31,180
-An Orange Julius.
-Upping the stakes.
980
01:07:31,360 --> 01:07:34,420
And dinner Friday night at 8:00...
981
01:07:34,590 --> 01:07:37,060
at the 24th Street Diner...
982
01:07:37,230 --> 01:07:39,355
to celebrate our redesign
being chosen.
983
01:07:39,970 --> 01:07:43,191
-Deal. One.
984
01:07:44,200 --> 01:07:46,260
-Two.
-Two.
985
01:07:47,270 --> 01:07:49,000
-Three!
-Three!
986
01:07:52,140 --> 01:07:53,540
Are you okay?
987
01:07:53,710 --> 01:07:55,840
I should've tucked and rolled.
988
01:07:56,020 --> 01:07:57,640
I'm getting old.
989
01:07:57,820 --> 01:07:59,810
No, you're not,
because that means I am.
990
01:07:59,990 --> 01:08:01,420
Well?
991
01:08:07,660 --> 01:08:08,960
-Hey.
-Yeah?
992
01:08:09,130 --> 01:08:11,100
You got arm hair.
993
01:08:12,730 --> 01:08:15,330
It's never quite got
that reaction before.
994
01:08:48,970 --> 01:08:51,060
JENNA: It was like
it wasn't even me.
995
01:08:51,240 --> 01:08:53,200
Like I had just...
996
01:08:53,370 --> 01:08:56,710
watched us down below, kissing.
997
01:08:58,180 --> 01:09:00,940
Then I just floated home on a cloud.
998
01:09:03,250 --> 01:09:05,720
That is so romantic.
999
01:09:09,150 --> 01:09:11,280
-Look.
-You've got goose bumps.
1000
01:09:11,460 --> 01:09:14,090
I totally know. They won't go away.
1001
01:09:14,960 --> 01:09:16,490
Do you love him?
1002
01:09:16,660 --> 01:09:18,530
Duh.
1003
01:09:19,230 --> 01:09:20,960
When will you see him again?
1004
01:09:21,130 --> 01:09:23,690
I don't know, actually.
I don't know if I can.
1005
01:09:23,870 --> 01:09:27,200
-What? Why?
-It's complicated.
1006
01:09:27,370 --> 01:09:29,500
It's a grownup thing.
1007
01:09:30,780 --> 01:09:33,770
Well, at least you have
someone to dream about.
1008
01:09:33,950 --> 01:09:36,880
Guys don't wanna jump your bones
when you're a metal-mouth.
1009
01:09:37,050 --> 01:09:40,140
What is that attitude?
We are young.
1010
01:09:41,150 --> 01:09:45,020
Heartache to heartache, we stand.
1011
01:09:45,190 --> 01:09:48,650
Love is a battlefield.
1012
01:09:50,690 --> 01:09:51,690
ALL: Wow.
1013
01:09:51,690 --> 01:09:53,740
[PAT BENATAR'S
LOVE IS A BATTLEFIELD PLAYING]
1014
01:09:53,740 --> 01:09:55,740
♪ We are young ♪
1015
01:09:55,740 --> 01:10:01,690
♪ Heartache to heartache
We stand ♪
1016
01:10:01,690 --> 01:10:02,690
♪ No promises ♪
1017
01:10:02,690 --> 01:10:06,690
♪ No demands ♪
1018
01:10:06,690 --> 01:10:08,740
♪ Love is a battlefield ♪
1019
01:10:14,690 --> 01:10:17,690
♪ We are strong ♪
1020
01:10:17,690 --> 01:10:21,690
♪ No one can tell us
We're wrong ♪
1021
01:10:21,760 --> 01:10:24,630
But I like it like this,
with freckle girl and the dog.
1022
01:10:25,430 --> 01:10:28,420
-These photos are unbelievable, Jen.
-Okay, here's the dog.
1023
01:10:28,600 --> 01:10:31,330
-Francis is the dog's name.
-Okay. What do you think?
1024
01:10:31,500 --> 01:10:35,940
Well, I think I'm gonna start reading
Poise for the first time in my life.
1025
01:10:52,560 --> 01:10:55,220
MATT: Nah, I got a place
I rent in Brooklyn.
1026
01:10:55,660 --> 01:11:00,120
That'll work? All right,
I'll see you then. Bye-bye.
1027
01:11:04,140 --> 01:11:08,000
Hey. I wasn't expecting to see you--
1028
01:11:08,170 --> 01:11:10,940
Wendy. I thought you were
flying in tomorrow.
1029
01:11:11,110 --> 01:11:13,700
What, are you expecting
someone else?
1030
01:11:14,480 --> 01:11:15,740
No. Hi.
1031
01:11:15,910 --> 01:11:17,850
I wanna take you to lunch. Hungry?
1032
01:11:18,020 --> 01:11:21,420
Yeah, yeah. What a surprise.
1033
01:11:21,590 --> 01:11:23,150
Okay, where do you...?
1034
01:11:23,320 --> 01:11:25,650
-How was your flight?
-It was good.
1035
01:11:25,820 --> 01:11:28,690
WENDY: You can take pictures of
vitamin bottles anywhere.
1036
01:11:28,860 --> 01:11:32,060
And I was just thinking that we
should try to resolve this now.
1037
01:11:32,230 --> 01:11:37,190
Instead of being a commuter couple
during our first year of marriage.
1038
01:11:38,870 --> 01:11:40,570
What?
1039
01:11:40,740 --> 01:11:42,710
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
1040
01:11:42,880 --> 01:11:45,440
Could you...? I missed that.
1041
01:11:46,710 --> 01:11:48,810
-Arlene, do you have any more--?
-Jenna.
1042
01:11:49,410 --> 01:11:52,280
My balls, excuse my French,
are in an iron vice.
1043
01:11:52,450 --> 01:11:56,220
Corporate are twisting like a bunch
of dominatrixes on steroids.
1044
01:11:56,390 --> 01:11:59,720
Now Lucy's presenting her own
redesign. Tell me what's going on.
1045
01:11:59,890 --> 01:12:02,290
What is going on is you
will have more choices.
1046
01:12:02,460 --> 01:12:06,360
All respect to Lucy, I'm more anxious
to know what you're working on.
1047
01:12:06,530 --> 01:12:08,560
-Thank you.
-I'm not complimenting you...
1048
01:12:08,730 --> 01:12:10,290
I'm trying to pressure you.
1049
01:12:10,470 --> 01:12:13,230
How long until your balls
get totally squished?
1050
01:12:13,410 --> 01:12:16,240
Hopefully never. I'm really rather
attached to my balls.
1051
01:12:16,410 --> 01:12:17,967
Can they hang in there till 5?
1052
01:12:19,280 --> 01:12:21,580
Jenna, you are not yourself
at the moment.
1053
01:12:21,750 --> 01:12:26,080
Since when do you keep me out of
the loop? I'm really freaking out here.
1054
01:12:26,250 --> 01:12:29,120
-The rest of the prints are ready.
-Goody. Hang in there.
1055
01:12:29,290 --> 01:12:31,220
Does nobody listen
to a word I say?
1056
01:12:31,390 --> 01:12:33,830
Arlene, aren't you coming?
1057
01:12:33,990 --> 01:12:37,390
Oh, you're invited, are you?
Okay, bye-bye.
1058
01:12:37,560 --> 01:12:40,090
Oh, no, excuse me.
Go ahead.
1059
01:12:41,000 --> 01:12:42,970
You know, what am I?
I'm just the...
1060
01:12:43,140 --> 01:12:46,940
editor in chief. Whatever.
1061
01:12:47,110 --> 01:12:51,410
We've gotta go to 23rd, please,
between 5th and 6th.
1062
01:12:51,580 --> 01:12:55,070
-It's 29 West 23rd.
-You got it, lady.
1063
01:12:55,250 --> 01:13:00,650
LUCY: The new and improved Poise
will explore the last frontier.
1064
01:13:00,820 --> 01:13:03,410
It will go heroin chic one better.
1065
01:13:03,590 --> 01:13:05,180
It will OD.
1066
01:13:05,360 --> 01:13:08,160
It will kill.
1067
01:13:08,330 --> 01:13:11,490
Cause of death? Chicness.
1068
01:13:11,660 --> 01:13:17,000
The new Poise will go farther than
any fashion magazine ever before.
1069
01:13:17,170 --> 01:13:20,300
It will be deadly serious.
1070
01:13:20,470 --> 01:13:23,000
Fashion suicide.
1071
01:13:26,710 --> 01:13:28,770
So, what do you think?
1072
01:13:33,710 --> 01:13:35,710
WOMAN:
She's crazy.
1073
01:13:39,160 --> 01:13:40,650
Thank you, sir.
1074
01:13:40,830 --> 01:13:43,590
-How much time do we have?
-We have two minutes. Hurry.
1075
01:13:49,800 --> 01:13:52,000
Jeez. Such a bitch.
1076
01:14:01,510 --> 01:14:03,500
I know this is different.
1077
01:14:03,680 --> 01:14:06,280
I mean, from anything
we've ever done.
1078
01:14:06,450 --> 01:14:11,120
And I know you might hate it
and think I'm completely crazy.
1079
01:14:12,120 --> 01:14:14,860
But I won't care, even if I get fired.
1080
01:14:15,030 --> 01:14:19,830
And I don't mean that disrespectfully,
it's just that I've realized something.
1081
01:14:22,030 --> 01:14:24,200
Who are these women?
1082
01:14:24,370 --> 01:14:26,060
Does anyone know?
1083
01:14:26,240 --> 01:14:28,800
I don't recognize any of them.
1084
01:14:33,710 --> 01:14:35,770
I wanna see...
1085
01:14:35,950 --> 01:14:39,080
my best friend's big sister...
1086
01:14:40,990 --> 01:14:43,650
and the girls from the
soccer team.
1087
01:14:44,190 --> 01:14:46,390
My next-door neighbor.
1088
01:14:46,560 --> 01:14:49,890
Real women who are smart and pretty
and happy to be who they are.
1089
01:14:50,060 --> 01:14:52,500
These are the women
to look up to.
1090
01:14:57,370 --> 01:15:00,530
Let's put life back
into the magazine.
1091
01:15:01,640 --> 01:15:05,340
And fun and laughter and silliness.
1092
01:15:06,580 --> 01:15:11,520
I think we all-I think all of us
wanna feel something...
1093
01:15:12,580 --> 01:15:15,920
that we've forgotten
or turned our backs on.
1094
01:15:16,820 --> 01:15:21,090
Because maybe we didn't realize
how much we were leaving behind.
1095
01:15:27,600 --> 01:15:30,860
We need to remember
what used to be good.
1096
01:15:37,940 --> 01:15:39,880
If we don't...
1097
01:15:40,050 --> 01:15:44,000
we won't recognize it
even if it hits us between the eyes.
1098
01:15:47,450 --> 01:15:49,280
I just...
1099
01:15:52,490 --> 01:15:54,960
Bravo!
1100
01:15:59,130 --> 01:16:01,600
Brilliant.
1101
01:16:03,570 --> 01:16:08,060
We will present this to corporate
first thing tomorrow morning.
1102
01:16:12,710 --> 01:16:16,440
-So who's this mystery photographer?
-Matt Flamhaff.
1103
01:16:16,620 --> 01:16:18,550
Is he Arthur or Martha?
1104
01:16:18,720 --> 01:16:20,380
Matt. He's Matt.
1105
01:16:20,550 --> 01:16:24,080
No, no. Is he gay?
1106
01:16:24,260 --> 01:16:26,620
Are you gay?
1107
01:17:36,930 --> 01:17:38,900
-City and listing?
-Manhattan.
1108
01:17:39,060 --> 01:17:41,267
Sparkle magazine on Park Avenue.
1109
01:17:41,680 --> 01:17:43,340
1110
01:17:43,364 --> 01:17:45,730
-RECEPTIONIST: Sparkle Magazine.
-Trish Sackett, please.
1111
01:17:58,920 --> 01:18:03,180
Jenna, I'm sorry to barge in on you like this,
but I really have to talk to you--
1112
01:18:03,360 --> 01:18:05,880
Hey, Beaver.
1113
01:18:06,060 --> 01:18:08,720
I mean Matt. I'm sorry.
1114
01:18:08,890 --> 01:18:10,420
Old habits die hard, you know.
1115
01:18:10,600 --> 01:18:11,860
Fine. Is Jenna around?
1116
01:18:12,030 --> 01:18:15,400
Are you here about your photos?
1117
01:18:16,130 --> 01:18:18,830
No, actually, I'm not.
1118
01:18:19,000 --> 01:18:21,060
I guess I should just tell you...
1119
01:18:21,240 --> 01:18:24,500
that Jenna's decided to go
in a different direction...
1120
01:18:24,680 --> 01:18:28,870
with a more established
photographer.
1121
01:18:29,050 --> 01:18:34,750
She's gonna use the guy who shoots
the official photos of her sweetie pie.
1122
01:18:34,920 --> 01:18:38,580
So don't take it personally,
because there's just a little bias.
1123
01:18:38,760 --> 01:18:42,280
I'm sorry to be so honest
with you, because...
1124
01:18:42,460 --> 01:18:45,120
I think your pictures
are really cute.
1125
01:18:45,300 --> 01:18:47,060
It was nice talking to you.
1126
01:18:47,230 --> 01:18:50,960
Hey, Matt. While I've got you here,
do you wanna sign a general release?
1127
01:18:51,140 --> 01:18:53,430
Maybe we can use your
pictures in a catalog.
1128
01:18:53,610 --> 01:18:55,400
Fine.
1129
01:19:57,600 --> 01:19:58,870
Hi.
1130
01:19:59,040 --> 01:20:02,170
-Jenny, right?
-Jenna.
1131
01:20:03,210 --> 01:20:04,440
I was looking for Matt.
1132
01:20:04,610 --> 01:20:07,980
I wanted to tell him some really great
news about his photographs.
1133
01:20:08,150 --> 01:20:09,380
Everybody loved them.
1134
01:20:09,550 --> 01:20:13,250
That's great. I'll tell him when he gets
back. He's out getting his tux.
1135
01:20:13,420 --> 01:20:16,250
-His tux?
-I know. Men.
1136
01:20:16,420 --> 01:20:18,150
Everything's the last minute.
1137
01:20:18,320 --> 01:20:20,690
I mean, hello. We're getting
married tomorrow.
1138
01:20:20,860 --> 01:20:25,260
This'll be the cutest little backyard
wedding since I don't know when.
1139
01:20:25,460 --> 01:20:28,400
-Congratulations.
-Thanks. I'll tell Matt you stopped by.
1140
01:20:28,570 --> 01:20:30,760
-Okay.
-Bye.
1141
01:20:40,680 --> 01:20:45,010
JENNA: We wanna feel something again
that we've forgotten.
1142
01:20:45,180 --> 01:20:48,590
Because we didn't stop to notice
how much we were leaving behind.
1143
01:20:49,420 --> 01:20:53,700
-We need to remember what used to be good.
1144
01:20:56,760 --> 01:20:57,896
You ready?
1145
01:21:00,100 --> 01:21:02,000
The meeting's cancelled, Jenna.
1146
01:21:02,170 --> 01:21:03,790
What, until tomorrow?
1147
01:21:03,970 --> 01:21:05,440
It's over.
1148
01:21:07,070 --> 01:21:08,700
It's over?
1149
01:21:09,940 --> 01:21:11,880
Lucy...
1150
01:21:12,040 --> 01:21:15,240
She took all your designs
to Sparkle. Everything.
1151
01:21:15,410 --> 01:21:17,470
She's their new editor in chief.
1152
01:21:17,680 --> 01:21:20,210
Your photos showed up
in Sparkle Online last night.
1153
01:21:20,390 --> 01:21:22,110
They're in outdoor ads everywhere.
1154
01:21:22,290 --> 01:21:24,450
She can't take Matt's pictures.
Those belong to us.
1155
01:21:24,620 --> 01:21:27,850
-She can't do it!
-She can, and she is.
1156
01:21:28,030 --> 01:21:30,520
She got him to sign this.
1157
01:21:37,000 --> 01:21:38,590
Lucy, you stole Matt's pictures.
1158
01:21:39,140 --> 01:21:42,400
Oh, which one do you wanna be
today, the pot or the kettle?
1159
01:21:42,570 --> 01:21:44,670
If you don't mind,
I'd like to be the pot.
1160
01:21:44,840 --> 01:21:47,870
Maybe the kettle. It doesn't really matter.
They're both black.
1161
01:21:48,050 --> 01:21:51,570
-What are you talking about?
-I found this in your office yesterday.
1162
01:21:51,750 --> 01:21:54,220
Does it look familiar?
It has your name on it.
1163
01:21:54,390 --> 01:21:57,520
-You went through my things?
-Oh, give me a break.
1164
01:21:57,690 --> 01:22:00,350
How horrible. How terrible.
I can't believe I did it.
1165
01:22:00,530 --> 01:22:01,960
What is this?
1166
01:22:02,130 --> 01:22:05,150
You can wipe off the "Bambi
watching her mother get shot...
1167
01:22:05,330 --> 01:22:08,230
"and strapped to the back of a van"
look from your face.
1168
01:22:08,400 --> 01:22:10,460
I talked to Trish Sackett yesterday.
1169
01:22:10,640 --> 01:22:13,730
It's okay, Jenna. I know all about
your little deal.
1170
01:22:13,910 --> 01:22:15,900
It's a sweet little deal, actually.
1171
01:22:16,070 --> 01:22:18,770
Editor in chief if you help them
hit a million copies?
1172
01:22:18,940 --> 01:22:20,810
-So you'd give them tips.
-Oh, my God.
1173
01:22:20,980 --> 01:22:24,880
Not bad. I just wish I would
have thought of it.
1174
01:22:25,050 --> 01:22:27,810
-Oh, no.
-Oh, yes.
1175
01:22:27,990 --> 01:22:31,150
Only, now I'm taking your job,
you stay here with the magazine...
1176
01:22:31,320 --> 01:22:33,420
you single-handedly flushed
down the toilet.
1177
01:22:33,890 --> 01:22:35,420
What about Matt?
1178
01:22:35,590 --> 01:22:37,960
Why did he sign this?
What did you say to him?
1179
01:22:38,130 --> 01:22:40,290
Let's see. I think that I told him...
1180
01:22:40,470 --> 01:22:43,370
you had decided to go
in a different direction.
1181
01:22:43,740 --> 01:22:45,500
Which you are now.
1182
01:22:47,610 --> 01:22:52,630
I might have told him something else,
too, but I just can't remember.
1183
01:24:05,220 --> 01:24:09,020
George Washington Bridge,
New Jersey.
1184
01:24:20,270 --> 01:24:21,600
Jenna.
1185
01:24:21,770 --> 01:24:24,630
-Jenna Rink.
-Yeah?
1186
01:24:24,800 --> 01:24:27,346
-Chris Grandy.
1187
01:24:27,370 --> 01:24:29,470
So, what are you doing?
Are you married?
1188
01:24:29,640 --> 01:24:33,270
Because if you're single,
I definitely want a number.
1189
01:24:33,440 --> 01:24:34,740
We could get together.
1190
01:24:34,910 --> 01:24:36,610
I'm still living at home--
1191
01:24:36,780 --> 01:24:38,840
-Come on, Grandy! Come on.
-Holy Christ!
1192
01:24:38,864 --> 01:24:43,320
-This is the tune we first tangled tongues to.
1193
01:24:43,490 --> 01:24:45,820
What's the dude who sings this?
1194
01:24:45,990 --> 01:24:49,290
-Rick Springsteen.
-It's Springfield, Grandy.
1195
01:24:49,460 --> 01:24:51,120
I'm out of here.
1196
01:24:51,300 --> 01:24:53,581
I thought you wanted my number.
1197
01:24:54,720 --> 01:24:56,670
♪ She's watching him
With those eyes ♪
1198
01:24:56,670 --> 01:24:59,670
♪ And she's loving him
With that body ♪
1199
01:24:59,670 --> 01:25:00,730
♪ I just know it ♪
1200
01:25:00,730 --> 01:25:03,680
♪ Yeah, and he's holding her
In his arms ♪
1201
01:25:03,680 --> 01:25:05,730
♪ Late at night ♪
1202
01:25:05,730 --> 01:25:09,730
♪ You know, I wish
That I had Jessie's girl ♪
1203
01:25:09,730 --> 01:25:14,680
♪ Where can I find
A woman like that? ♪
1204
01:25:19,290 --> 01:25:21,190
I'll take these.
1205
01:25:23,160 --> 01:25:24,600
Good afternoon.
1206
01:25:26,800 --> 01:25:28,060
You remember, Wayne.
1207
01:25:28,230 --> 01:25:31,860
It was with the Flamhaffs
at San Ysidro Ranch.
1208
01:25:32,040 --> 01:25:34,770
San Ysidro Ranch.
1209
01:25:35,440 --> 01:25:39,900
It's so pretty. It's perfect.
It looks great.
1210
01:25:54,430 --> 01:25:56,660
Hi.
1211
01:25:56,830 --> 01:25:58,420
Hey.
1212
01:26:04,200 --> 01:26:08,140
I don't know what Lucy said to you
about me, but I want you to know...
1213
01:26:08,310 --> 01:26:11,170
that whoever that was she
was talking about...
1214
01:26:11,980 --> 01:26:14,000
wasn't me.
1215
01:26:16,680 --> 01:26:18,340
It doesn't matter what Lucy said.
1216
01:26:18,520 --> 01:26:22,320
I stopped trusting her after she stole
my Pop Rocks in the third grade.
1217
01:26:24,190 --> 01:26:25,880
Matt.
1218
01:26:27,860 --> 01:26:33,260
I am not the awful person
that I know that I was.
1219
01:26:33,430 --> 01:26:35,700
I don't even know that person.
1220
01:26:37,200 --> 01:26:39,830
And I'd like to believe...
1221
01:26:40,000 --> 01:26:43,700
I have to believe
that if you knew that...
1222
01:26:43,880 --> 01:26:47,940
if in your heart, you really,
really knew that...
1223
01:26:49,080 --> 01:26:51,810
you wouldn't be getting ready
to marry someone now.
1224
01:26:51,980 --> 01:26:55,680
Unless that someone were me.
1225
01:27:08,170 --> 01:27:12,000
Jenna, I'm not gonna lie to you.
1226
01:27:14,540 --> 01:27:17,030
I have felt things...
1227
01:27:17,210 --> 01:27:19,510
these past few weeks...
1228
01:27:20,650 --> 01:27:23,950
that I didn't know I could
feel anymore.
1229
01:27:24,920 --> 01:27:28,880
But I have realized
in these past few days...
1230
01:27:30,920 --> 01:27:34,150
you can't just turn back time.
1231
01:27:35,730 --> 01:27:38,090
Why not?
1232
01:27:38,260 --> 01:27:39,890
I moved on.
1233
01:27:40,060 --> 01:27:41,460
You moved on.
1234
01:27:41,800 --> 01:27:45,060
We've gone down different paths
for so long.
1235
01:27:45,240 --> 01:27:47,930
We made choices.
1236
01:27:48,110 --> 01:27:50,940
I chose Wendy.
1237
01:27:52,780 --> 01:27:55,580
That's her family down there.
1238
01:27:56,180 --> 01:27:58,810
We care about each other,
you know?
1239
01:28:00,690 --> 01:28:05,180
You don't always get the dream
house, but you get awfully close.
1240
01:28:09,130 --> 01:28:11,460
Please don't cry, Jenna.
1241
01:28:11,630 --> 01:28:14,530
Oh, I'll be fine, I promise.
1242
01:28:44,900 --> 01:28:46,920
Matty, can I have it?
1243
01:28:47,100 --> 01:28:48,760
Please?
1244
01:28:48,930 --> 01:28:51,230
-You're not gonna whip it at me?
-No.
1245
01:28:58,910 --> 01:29:02,210
Look, I won't have you be late.
Just go.
1246
01:29:02,680 --> 01:29:06,140
Go on. I'm fine. I'm just crying
because I'm happy.
1247
01:29:06,320 --> 01:29:09,380
I want you to be so, so happy.
1248
01:29:11,920 --> 01:29:14,050
I love you, Matt.
1249
01:29:17,400 --> 01:29:19,190
You're my best friend.
1250
01:29:21,830 --> 01:29:24,000
Jenna, I...
1251
01:29:25,170 --> 01:29:27,700
I've always loved you.
1252
01:29:58,700 --> 01:30:01,710
[PACHELBEL'S
CANON IN D PLAYING]
1253
01:31:12,710 --> 01:31:15,710
[MADONNA'S
CRAZY FOR YOU PLAYING]
1254
01:31:15,710 --> 01:31:19,710
♪ I never wanted anyone
Like this ♪
1255
01:31:19,710 --> 01:31:22,660
♪ It's all brand new ♪
1256
01:31:22,660 --> 01:31:25,660
♪ You'll feel it in my kiss ♪
1257
01:31:25,660 --> 01:31:29,953
♪ I'm crazy for you ♪
1258
01:31:30,130 --> 01:31:33,060
Jenna's waiting for you in the closet.
1259
01:31:34,710 --> 01:31:39,710
♪ Trying hard
To control my heart ♪
1260
01:31:39,710 --> 01:31:44,008
♪ I walk over to where you are ♪
1261
01:31:44,110 --> 01:31:45,970
Matty.
1262
01:31:46,720 --> 01:31:51,720
♪ Eye to eye
We need no words at all ♪
1263
01:31:52,920 --> 01:31:55,180
You really know what you're doing.
1264
01:31:55,750 --> 01:31:57,980
Come on.
1265
01:31:59,120 --> 01:32:01,850
-Sorry, I forgot my scarf.
-You know what?
1266
01:32:02,030 --> 01:32:06,190
You can be the pot and kettle
all by yourself from now on, biatch.
1267
01:32:06,360 --> 01:32:07,800
Come on, Matt.
1268
01:32:07,970 --> 01:32:10,200
-What did you call me?
-We're gonna be late.
1269
01:32:10,370 --> 01:32:12,230
-For what?
-You'll see.
1270
01:32:12,670 --> 01:32:14,720
♪ If you read my mind ♪
1271
01:32:14,720 --> 01:32:16,720
♪ You'll see I'm crazy for you ♪
1272
01:32:17,720 --> 01:32:22,670
♪ Touch me once
And you'll know it's true ♪
1273
01:32:22,670 --> 01:32:27,670
♪ I never wanted anyone
Like this ♪
1274
01:32:27,670 --> 01:32:29,720
♪ It's all brand new ♪
1275
01:32:29,720 --> 01:32:31,720
♪ You'll feel it in my kiss ♪
1276
01:32:31,720 --> 01:32:35,670
♪ You'll feel it in my kiss ♪
1277
01:32:35,670 --> 01:32:38,670
♪ Because I'm crazy for you ♪
1278
01:32:38,670 --> 01:32:42,720
♪ Touch me once
And you'll know it's true ♪
1279
01:32:42,720 --> 01:32:46,720
♪ I never wanted anyone
Like this ♪
1280
01:32:46,720 --> 01:32:48,720
♪ It's all brand new ♪
1281
01:32:48,720 --> 01:32:53,670
♪ You'll feel it in my kiss ♪
1282
01:32:53,670 --> 01:32:56,720
♪ I'm crazy for you ♪
1283
01:33:05,760 --> 01:33:07,660
A Razzle, Mr. Flamhaff?
1284
01:33:07,830 --> 01:33:10,190
Thank you, Mrs. Flamhaff.
1285
01:33:29,730 --> 01:33:31,680
{\an8}[PAT BENATAR'S "LOVE
IS A BATTLEFIELD" PLAYING]
1286
01:33:38,680 --> 01:33:41,680
{\an8}♪ We are young ♪
1287
01:33:41,680 --> 01:33:46,680
{\an8}♪ Heartache to heartache
We stand ♪
1288
01:33:46,680 --> 01:33:48,680
{\an8}♪ No promises ♪
1289
01:33:48,680 --> 01:33:52,680
{\an8}♪ No demands ♪
1290
01:33:52,680 --> 01:33:55,680
{\an8}♪ Love is a battlefield ♪
1291
01:33:55,680 --> 01:33:57,730
{\an8}♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa ♪
1292
01:33:57,730 --> 01:33:59,730
{\an8}♪ Whoa ♪
1293
01:33:59,730 --> 01:34:02,730
{\an8}♪ We are strong ♪
1294
01:34:02,730 --> 01:34:07,730
{\an8}♪ No one can tell us
We're wrong ♪
1295
01:34:07,730 --> 01:34:13,680
{\an8}♪ Searching our hearts
For so long ♪
1296
01:34:13,680 --> 01:34:15,680
{\an8}♪ Both of us knowing ♪
1297
01:34:18,730 --> 01:34:21,680
{\an8}♪ Love is a battlefield ♪
1298
01:34:32,680 --> 01:34:34,680
{\an8}♪ You're begging me to go ♪
1299
01:34:34,680 --> 01:34:37,680
{\an8}♪ You're making me stay ♪
1300
01:34:37,680 --> 01:34:42,680
{\an8}♪ Why do you hurt me so bad? ♪
1301
01:34:42,680 --> 01:34:45,680
{\an8}♪ It would help me to know ♪
1302
01:34:45,680 --> 01:34:47,730
{\an8}♪ Do I stand in your way ♪
1303
01:34:47,730 --> 01:34:52,730
{\an8}♪ Or am I
The best thing you've had? ♪
1304
01:34:52,730 --> 01:34:58,680
{\an8}♪ Believe me, believe me
I can't tell you why ♪
1305
01:34:58,680 --> 01:35:04,690
{\an8}♪ But I'm trapped by your love
And I'm chained to your side ♪
1306
01:35:08,740 --> 01:35:11,690
{\an8}♪ We are young ♪
1307
01:35:11,690 --> 01:35:16,690
{\an8}♪ Heartache to heartache
We stand ♪
1308
01:35:16,690 --> 01:35:18,740
{\an8}♪ No promises ♪
1309
01:35:18,740 --> 01:35:22,690
{\an8}♪ No demands ♪
1310
01:35:22,690 --> 01:35:24,740
{\an8}♪ Love is a battlefield ♪
1311
01:35:29,740 --> 01:35:32,740
{\an8}♪ We are strong ♪
1312
01:35:32,740 --> 01:35:37,740
{\an8}♪ No one can tell us
We're wrong ♪
1313
01:35:37,740 --> 01:35:43,690
{\an8}♪ Searching our hearts
For so long ♪
1314
01:35:43,690 --> 01:35:44,740
{\an8}♪ Both of us knowing ♪
1315
01:35:49,690 --> 01:35:51,690
{\an8}♪ Love is a battlefield ♪
1316
01:36:02,690 --> 01:36:04,690
{\an8}♪ We're losing control ♪
1317
01:36:04,690 --> 01:36:07,690
{\an8}♪ Will you turn me away ♪
1318
01:36:07,690 --> 01:36:12,690
{\an8}♪ Or touch me deep inside? ♪
1319
01:36:12,690 --> 01:36:14,740
{\an8}♪ And when all this gets old ♪
1320
01:36:14,740 --> 01:36:17,740
{\an8}♪ Will it still feel the same? ♪
1321
01:36:17,740 --> 01:36:22,740
{\an8}♪ There's no way this will die ♪
1322
01:36:22,740 --> 01:36:25,740
{\an8}♪ But if we get much closer ♪
1323
01:36:25,740 --> 01:36:28,690
{\an8}♪ I could lose control ♪
1324
01:36:28,690 --> 01:36:31,690
{\an8}♪ And if your heart surrenders ♪
1325
01:36:31,690 --> 01:36:34,690
{\an8}♪ You'll need me to hold ♪
1326
01:36:59,750 --> 01:37:02,750
{\an8}
♪ We are young ♪
1327
01:37:02,750 --> 01:37:07,750
{\an8}♪ Heartache to heartache
We stand ♪
1328
01:37:07,750 --> 01:37:10,700
{\an8}♪ No promises ♪
1329
01:37:10,700 --> 01:37:13,700
{\an8}♪ No demands ♪
1330
01:37:13,700 --> 01:37:16,700
{\an8}♪ Love is a battlefield ♪
1331
01:37:20,750 --> 01:37:23,750
{\an8}♪ We are strong ♪
1332
01:37:23,750 --> 01:37:29,700
{\an8}♪ No one can tell us
We're wrong ♪
1333
01:37:29,700 --> 01:37:34,700
{\an8}♪ Searching our hearts
For so long ♪
1334
01:37:34,700 --> 01:37:36,700
{\an8}♪ Both of us knowing ♪
1335
01:37:36,700 --> 01:37:39,750
{\an8}
1336
01:37:39,750 --> 01:37:43,700
{\an8}♪ Love is a battlefield ♪
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