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(Male Announcer
reads text on screen)
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(Musical jingle)
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[brigh]
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[loud rock music]
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♪ Everything is bleak
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♪ It's the middle
of the night
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♪ You're all alone
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♪ And the dummies
might be right ♪
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[Todd screaming]
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AH! FUCK!
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Right on the tip of my dick!
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Of all fuckin' days
for this to happen. Ugh.
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Ah! Fuck!
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[workers laughing]
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Yeah, fuckin' hilarious,
isn't it?
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[Todd's stomach rumbling]
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Oh. Oh Jesus.
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Oh God.
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[Todd grunting]
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I barely made it.
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Coffee hit your lips,
you gotta shit, am I right?
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You might wanna
clear out, Tase.
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I gotta drop a nuke.
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Just did a bombing run.
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Upper decker.
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[explosive flatulence]
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[phone chiming]
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[Taser chuckling]
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[phone chiming]
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Hey, Todd.
- Oh shit.
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Oh, uh-
- Just on my way up.
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Yeah, no worries.
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Whenever someone's
ten minutes late,
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I give a courtesy call.
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You okay? I can't see you.
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I'm, I'm all good.
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I'll see you in a few.
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What did you
wanna talk about?
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A new general foreman
position opened up.
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[loud farting noises]
I went to bat for you.
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There, surprise ruined.
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[tiny fart noise]
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Uh, Todd?
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Oh, uh, fuck. Thanks.
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Uh, it comes with an office
and a fancy coffee machine.
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I, I really
appreciate the offer,
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but things changed for me after
the, the flare stack weld.
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I miss being
back on the tools.
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Made me realize,
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not everyone can handle
the rod like Todd.
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[Todd grunting]
[loud farting noises]
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[Todd].
Oh shit.
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Uh, so you wanna be
back on the tools?
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I mean, I'm fine with that.
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No, not in Imperial Valley.
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I got a job working pipeline
that starts next week.
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I feel like I need
the time away,
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[loud farting noises]
and with you back
as site manager,
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I feel like this place
is in good hands.
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And you really fit
in well around here.
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Thanks. But, shit.
- [farting] Oh no.
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Uh, well at least
come say goodbye
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after you wash your hands.
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I hope you didn't
see too much.
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Can't see you,
but I can hear.
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See you in a few.
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Oh for fuck's sakes!
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Are you kidding
me right now?!
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Fuckin' nice one, Tase,
you stealthy prick.
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[soft country music]
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♪ Miles and miles
wide open for me
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♪ Got it all laid
out so beautifully
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♪ Don't you worry
'bout a thing, baby
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♪ We can run away
from it all ♪
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[Backwoods].
Another one in the
book for Golden Arm.
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How's she lookin'?
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Any prettier, I'd lick it and
try to stick my dick in it.
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Are you tryin' to get me hard?
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Carpenter's slowing you down?
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Passing you wooden rod or what?
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Hey, hey, the good
Lord Jesus was a carpenter.
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And God must have
been a welder.
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Amen, Ronnie.
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The Toddfather threw in
another masterpiece, Ronnie.
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[Ronnie].
It's all right.
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Well, let's get it tested
and hustle back to camp.
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It's poker night, boys.
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I'm starvin'.
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You ready to fuck the shit out
of some crab legs, big boy?
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Damn straight.
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No man's leaving this
camp without gout.
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Fuckin' love gout!
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What in the Tommy fuck is?
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For shit sakes,
the truck's got a tail again!
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[Todd].
Ronnie, fuckin' prankster.
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[Backwoods].
The guy's a fuckin' child.
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[rhythmic harmonica music]
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[machine beeping]
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It's a total babe magnet.
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They respect authority.
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It's not about the power, Dewey.
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It's about the paycheque.
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She let's me wear the
hat when we make sex.
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Yeah, when they see the
white hard hat coming,
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they drain your nuts
and take your bucks.
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Oh, I am being used.
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Well aware of it.
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But Tase, she had an
earring on her woo-hoo.
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A piercing?
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No, that's a walk in the park.
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I had a girl one time,
she had three-
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Three piercings down there?
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Wow.
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Not three piercings,
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three tits.
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Triangle pattern
or Total Recall?
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And how do you motorboat that?
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Wouldn't you like to know.
[chuckles]
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Stupid thing.
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Dewey, get the gate.
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I'm above this grunt work.
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Dan the man sees all.
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Don't give him a reason, Tase.
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He'll can your ass.
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I don't give two
shits about you, lover.
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Lift with your legs, Q-C.
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Our security booth ain't
no dumpster, dipshit.
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Ugh.
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Yeah, I'll get it, boss.
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I'll give the
booth a good clean.
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I told you he sees all.
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[Danny].
I'm writing you both up
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under Housekeeping
policy 27-A.
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You bag-licking rat,
get the gate.
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[Roach].
No, fuck! [grunts]
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[Steph].
Look at these brazen casuals.
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I'm getting flashbacks
from the strike of '88.
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Fuckin' scabs everywhere.
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They'd pull any ass
off the street.
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These guys don't know their
dicks from their noses.
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Hey!
- Come on.
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Give him his ladder back!
He's gonna break his legs.
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Get it back up there.
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No, I got strong arms.
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And fingers.
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They're always up your
nose, you booger eater.
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I don't eat my boogs.
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I like to roll 'em and
flick 'em. [chuckles]
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[grunts] Oh.
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Why did this Danny fuck
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just bring in all these
non-union wingnuts?
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Same reason as always,
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moolah.
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Okay, but Chelsea's
site manager.
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She could can his ass
and clean this up.
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Not that simple.
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Corporate's pulling the strings
like the Wizard of Fucking Oz.
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The new G-F,
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he's a Conch lackey
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with a mission for
union decertification.
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Thanks again, Todd.
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Did you catch those
no-name junk foods
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that they've been stocking
the vending machines with?
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They're trying to
poison us slowly.
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You don't have to eat it, man.
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Oh, you sweet summer child.
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You still think
we have choices.
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But I'm onto to
these motherfuckers.
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I've hired a dietitian.
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I've been fasting.
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[Steph].
Medhi's his new food guru.
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Medhi's a quack now.
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Okay, and now my arms are
actually getting tired.
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Okay, joke's over.
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Somebody go help him.
- Pick it up.
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Thank you.
- Put it back right now.
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Uh, hi boss.
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It's, uh, 10:00 AM
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and we've already set a new
record for safety violations.
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Union guys by chance?
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No, it's permittees again.
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And I'm wondering when
are you expanding my team,
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because I can't
keep up with it all.
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We have experienced
personnel here.
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[Danny].
Don't bet on it.
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Un-fucking-likely.
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You know, if Todd
were still around,
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none of this bullshit
would be happening,
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But he abandoned us
like a deadbeat dad.
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Whoa!
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[Steph].
Mm-hmm. Wow.
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Okay, there you have it.
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I think I pierced my bag
with a screwdriver, man.
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Oh yeah, what kind?
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Phillips? Flathead?
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[Roach groaning]
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[Jimi].
Oh geez.
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No man, a metal one.
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He doesn't know.
He doesn't know.
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Is that a,
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is that a ham sandwich
in your pocket?
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I...
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Just-just a little bit.
Just a little bit,
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just a little bit,
just a little bit.
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[Jimi].
Get away from me!
It's not your goddamn sandwich.
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Stop touching me there!
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Just the crust!
- [Jimi] No!
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[Homer].
Jimi, you're killing me.
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[Roach].
Man down!
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A new wrench.
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[machine whirring]
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Great. Another fuckin'
flashlight, huh?
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Wow, just brilliant,
it's brilliant.
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And yet they replaced me.
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Imagine that.
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Oh, I'm sorry, man.
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Stocking stuffers?
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[Danny].
You gotta make me
proud teamsters.
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You ready to do the rounds?
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Are you ready?
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Q-C is just the tip
of the dick, Dew-Dew.
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Put it in the hole.
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Show me that you're ready.
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No open beverages
on the floor!
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Tripping hazard
in a mock zone.
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Get a mop and bucket to
clean up the mop and bucket.
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Does this negative
reinforcement really work?
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It kind of feels like
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when my dad would lock
me in the furnace room
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with no light for hours.
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[Danny].
It's like training a dog.
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You gotta break the spirit
without breaking the soul.
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All right?
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All right, all right.
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So we're perfectly clear,
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all you union potatoes
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are very replaceable.
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Like you, Biscotti.
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And don't think your pretty
little union will protect ya.
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You know what I can do.
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Malibu Safety!
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What's the fuckin' deal
with the Striper Tower?
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Well, Roach nearly
tore off his scrotum,
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so I shut it down.
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Not your decision,
safety chick.
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That comes from
a higher power.
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[Dewey].
Ball of Knowledge,
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here we go.
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Coming your way in your hand.
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[in unison] Magic 8 ball.
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One shake is the same as
eight with these things.
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Yeah.
- It's gonna be-
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[Jimi].
One time.
Just flip it over.
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Better not tell you now.
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Right.
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I'll let ya know later.
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On brand.
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Oh, no, no. What to do?!
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[Danny].
Dewey!
260
00:09:13,677 --> 00:09:15,427
Oh, I'll get you
another one, boss.
261
00:09:15,428 --> 00:09:16,680
I'm gonna take
one for the team.
262
00:09:16,681 --> 00:09:18,431
[Danny].
That's God's Gatorade.
263
00:09:18,432 --> 00:09:19,431
Drink it.
264
00:09:19,432 --> 00:09:20,599
No, no, no, Dewey,
don't drink that!
265
00:09:20,600 --> 00:09:22,311
That is not water!
266
00:09:22,937 --> 00:09:25,354
It's knowledge.
267
00:09:25,355 --> 00:09:26,773
[Dewey].
It's good, boss.
268
00:09:26,774 --> 00:09:29,817
[lively music]
269
00:09:29,818 --> 00:09:31,152
Deal me in.
270
00:09:31,153 --> 00:09:32,445
Time to lose, ladies.
271
00:09:32,446 --> 00:09:33,779
Chicklets, that's
your one beer quota.
272
00:09:33,780 --> 00:09:35,614
We don't want you pissing
the bed, understood?
273
00:09:35,615 --> 00:09:37,825
[everyone laughing]
274
00:09:37,826 --> 00:09:39,786
Well, this week's
welding champ,
275
00:09:39,787 --> 00:09:41,037
ten weeks in a row.
276
00:09:41,038 --> 00:09:41,997
Yoink!
277
00:09:41,998 --> 00:09:43,080
Easy there, curly fries.
278
00:09:43,081 --> 00:09:44,624
Get your hands off
my property, bud.
279
00:09:44,625 --> 00:09:47,127
While you boys were out
getting matching suntans,
280
00:09:47,128 --> 00:09:48,420
we hit an extra weld.
281
00:09:48,421 --> 00:09:49,671
This welder and his helper,
282
00:09:49,672 --> 00:09:51,047
we're pretty good at math.
283
00:09:51,048 --> 00:09:52,716
And that puts us up by...
284
00:09:56,428 --> 00:09:57,970
One, sucker!
285
00:09:57,971 --> 00:10:00,264
[laughing and cheering]
286
00:10:00,265 --> 00:10:02,517
For the Golden Arm! Oye! Oye!
287
00:10:02,518 --> 00:10:03,851
[Ronnie].
Good times don't
last forever, boys.
288
00:10:03,852 --> 00:10:05,686
Let's talk about layoffs.
289
00:10:05,687 --> 00:10:07,188
Volunteers?
290
00:10:07,856 --> 00:10:09,316
Who misses their
boyfriend back home?
291
00:10:09,317 --> 00:10:10,358
[chuckling]
292
00:10:10,359 --> 00:10:13,110
Hey, I hear that the
CornPulse bag lickers
293
00:10:13,111 --> 00:10:15,363
are running away with the
softball league again this year.
294
00:10:15,364 --> 00:10:16,906
Those dickwaxing cheaters.
295
00:10:16,907 --> 00:10:18,532
I know. They need our bats.
296
00:10:18,533 --> 00:10:19,825
So I say maybe
we go back there,
297
00:10:19,826 --> 00:10:21,286
get some Ws and some dingers,
298
00:10:21,287 --> 00:10:23,204
and maybe we make it to
the finals this year.
299
00:10:23,205 --> 00:10:24,830
How did you know this?
300
00:10:24,831 --> 00:10:26,874
Taser writes me letters.
301
00:10:26,875 --> 00:10:29,210
He's the only one
who talks to me.
302
00:10:29,211 --> 00:10:30,628
I know what you're
trying to do.
303
00:10:30,629 --> 00:10:32,297
I've been ignoring this
calling for too long,
304
00:10:32,298 --> 00:10:33,840
I love it here.
- So do I.
305
00:10:33,841 --> 00:10:35,090
Well, I'm having fun
306
00:10:35,091 --> 00:10:37,009
and I'm finally gettin'
to do something for myself.
307
00:10:37,010 --> 00:10:38,510
Why is everyone so
pissed off at me?
308
00:10:38,511 --> 00:10:39,888
What the hell did I do?
309
00:10:39,889 --> 00:10:41,348
[Backwoods].
You fucked the dog
and sold the puppies.
310
00:10:41,349 --> 00:10:42,932
But realistically,
they're jealous.
311
00:10:44,393 --> 00:10:47,061
I mean, we didn't really
have to come out here.
312
00:10:47,062 --> 00:10:48,062
I needed to.
313
00:10:48,063 --> 00:10:49,104
[Backwoods].
I get it, man.
314
00:10:49,105 --> 00:10:51,066
Deal me in, boys.
315
00:10:51,067 --> 00:10:53,026
[Ronnie].
You won the belt fair
and square, boys, okay.
316
00:10:53,027 --> 00:10:54,610
Here you go.
317
00:10:54,611 --> 00:10:56,403
Cheers, you
chicken-headed fucks.
318
00:10:56,404 --> 00:10:58,406
Thanks, Ronnie.
- Thanks, Ronnie.
319
00:10:58,407 --> 00:11:01,910
[everyone cheering]
[Ronnie laughing]
320
00:11:02,995 --> 00:11:04,704
[Backwoods].
Look, I've been trying
to be respectful,
321
00:11:04,705 --> 00:11:06,538
and keep you out of
it as long as I could,
322
00:11:06,539 --> 00:11:08,374
but the guy they
hired instead of you
323
00:11:08,375 --> 00:11:12,545
is a piece of shit in a toilet
bowl that will not flush.
324
00:11:12,546 --> 00:11:14,547
The place is an
absolute cluster-fuck.
325
00:11:14,548 --> 00:11:16,133
[Ronnie].
I'll raise 500.
326
00:11:16,884 --> 00:11:18,509
Well, that sucks for them.
327
00:11:18,510 --> 00:11:19,719
I call.
328
00:11:19,720 --> 00:11:20,803
For them?
329
00:11:20,804 --> 00:11:22,096
You mean our crew?
330
00:11:22,097 --> 00:11:23,889
Yes it does.
331
00:11:23,890 --> 00:11:24,932
You know Hollywood Pete?
332
00:11:24,933 --> 00:11:26,267
They just tanked his ass
333
00:11:26,268 --> 00:11:28,394
after 32 fuckin' years!
334
00:11:28,395 --> 00:11:29,896
I'll raise 1250.
335
00:11:29,897 --> 00:11:31,105
What did he do?
336
00:11:31,106 --> 00:11:32,898
He didn't have earplugs.
337
00:11:32,899 --> 00:11:33,899
But he's deaf!
338
00:11:33,900 --> 00:11:35,734
I know. Fold.
339
00:11:35,735 --> 00:11:37,612
Anyways, this Danny
guy's running maintenance
340
00:11:37,613 --> 00:11:39,114
like a fuckin' turnaround.
341
00:11:39,115 --> 00:11:41,282
He's making everybody's
lives a living hell.
342
00:11:41,283 --> 00:11:42,408
I'll raise five thousand.
343
00:11:42,409 --> 00:11:44,120
Ooh. [chuckles]
344
00:11:44,577 --> 00:11:45,704
Did you say Danny?
345
00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:47,330
That sounds like
that son of a bitch
346
00:11:47,331 --> 00:11:48,580
they brought into Goose Bay.
347
00:11:48,581 --> 00:11:50,457
Goose Bay was boomin'
until that foot jacker
348
00:11:50,458 --> 00:11:52,585
ran it into the
fuckin' ground.
349
00:11:52,586 --> 00:11:53,795
Danny McFuckin' Rules.
350
00:11:53,796 --> 00:11:55,003
What a fuckin'
asshole he was.
351
00:11:55,004 --> 00:11:55,922
[Todd].
Call.
352
00:11:55,923 --> 00:11:57,673
McRules? Fake southern accent.
353
00:11:57,674 --> 00:11:59,133
Looks like he's
12 months pregnant,
354
00:11:59,134 --> 00:12:01,885
eats 10 pounds of bacon a day,
and smells like ball cheese?
355
00:12:01,886 --> 00:12:04,471
Not only did that fuck
blanket ruin my town,
356
00:12:04,472 --> 00:12:05,764
he stole my fuckin' bitch.
357
00:12:05,765 --> 00:12:07,975
No!
- Oh, that cuts deep.
358
00:12:07,976 --> 00:12:09,644
Her name was Tatiana.
359
00:12:14,066 --> 00:12:15,566
I'll raise ten thousand.
360
00:12:15,567 --> 00:12:16,984
Holy fuck!
361
00:12:16,985 --> 00:12:18,445
Woohoo!
362
00:12:18,446 --> 00:12:19,653
[Backwoods].
Are you fuckin' high?
363
00:12:19,654 --> 00:12:21,489
Are you seriously
thinkin' about doing this?
364
00:12:21,490 --> 00:12:22,824
[Ronnie].
Whatcha gonna do, Golden Arm?
365
00:12:22,825 --> 00:12:25,325
Sorry, man. I'll raise.
366
00:12:25,326 --> 00:12:27,162
Oooh.
367
00:12:27,163 --> 00:12:28,831
You know I'm good
for the cash.
368
00:12:29,789 --> 00:12:33,835
I'm willing to put all of
my rig cheques into the pot.
369
00:12:33,836 --> 00:12:36,212
[Backwoods].
This is some big fuckin'
dough here, brother.
370
00:12:37,089 --> 00:12:38,840
I'll put my actual
rig on the line.
371
00:12:38,841 --> 00:12:40,048
[men].
Oh!
372
00:12:40,049 --> 00:12:42,344
You welders make too
much fuckin' money.
373
00:12:43,303 --> 00:12:45,013
Call.
374
00:12:45,014 --> 00:12:45,971
[Ronnie].
Aces full.
375
00:12:45,972 --> 00:12:47,389
Oh!
376
00:12:47,390 --> 00:12:48,893
[Ronnie chuckling]
377
00:12:51,729 --> 00:12:52,811
[Todd].
Quad Kings.
378
00:12:52,812 --> 00:12:54,980
[men cheering]
379
00:12:54,981 --> 00:12:56,524
Holy fuck!
380
00:12:58,277 --> 00:12:59,569
[Todd].
I guess that's that.
381
00:12:59,570 --> 00:13:01,863
[Backwoods].
Oh, you just won a fuckin'
truck, Toddinator!
382
00:13:01,864 --> 00:13:02,864
Wow!
383
00:13:02,865 --> 00:13:05,240
[lively music]
384
00:13:05,241 --> 00:13:06,744
Hmm.
385
00:13:07,327 --> 00:13:08,661
Morning, Todd.
386
00:13:08,662 --> 00:13:10,037
What do we have here?
387
00:13:10,038 --> 00:13:11,539
That's romantic.
388
00:13:12,917 --> 00:13:14,543
And that needs to come down.
389
00:13:16,461 --> 00:13:18,046
[Homer].
Gently. Gently.
390
00:13:18,047 --> 00:13:20,089
We got it. We got it.
We got it. We got it.
391
00:13:20,090 --> 00:13:22,341
Homer, you're doing so well,
392
00:13:22,342 --> 00:13:24,220
you need to stick to the plan.
393
00:13:25,971 --> 00:13:26,845
I can't.
- What?
394
00:13:26,846 --> 00:13:28,013
I'm sorry.
395
00:13:28,014 --> 00:13:30,016
Tase. Tase.
396
00:13:30,017 --> 00:13:31,308
You gotta help me, man. Please.
397
00:13:31,309 --> 00:13:32,310
I'd buy you your B7,
398
00:13:32,311 --> 00:13:34,229
but somebody put
caulk in the slots.
399
00:13:34,230 --> 00:13:35,479
Wow. Weird.
400
00:13:35,480 --> 00:13:36,523
Who would do that?
401
00:13:36,524 --> 00:13:37,690
Yep, someone put some
caulking in them.
402
00:13:37,691 --> 00:13:38,774
Good on them, though.
403
00:13:38,775 --> 00:13:41,235
None of us should be
eating any of that garbage.
404
00:13:41,236 --> 00:13:42,695
My body's eating itself.
405
00:13:42,696 --> 00:13:45,072
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Are you okay buddy?
406
00:13:45,073 --> 00:13:46,365
Just one chip.
407
00:13:46,366 --> 00:13:47,533
One lick.
408
00:13:47,534 --> 00:13:48,825
Yeah, don't damage
company property.
409
00:13:48,826 --> 00:13:50,744
There's fuckin'
cameras everywhere.
410
00:13:50,745 --> 00:13:52,330
[Homer grunting]
411
00:13:52,331 --> 00:13:53,956
You better fix this
machine, Medhi.
412
00:13:53,957 --> 00:13:55,917
I swear to God,
I'll eat you if I have to.
413
00:13:55,918 --> 00:13:57,292
Your system is realigning.
414
00:13:57,293 --> 00:13:58,920
[chuckling] What
are you gonna do?
415
00:13:58,921 --> 00:14:00,589
Throw a chair
through the glass?
416
00:14:01,173 --> 00:14:02,297
Good idea.
- [Steph] No, no, no!
417
00:14:02,298 --> 00:14:04,134
Don't make me fire
you as a client!
418
00:14:04,927 --> 00:14:06,094
I should fire you.
419
00:14:06,095 --> 00:14:07,095
I'm going in.
420
00:14:07,096 --> 00:14:08,095
Stop!
421
00:14:08,096 --> 00:14:09,096
[Homer grunting]
422
00:14:09,097 --> 00:14:12,057
What has gotten
into you all?
423
00:14:12,058 --> 00:14:14,310
God, just calm down.
424
00:14:14,311 --> 00:14:16,604
Now we're all feeling some
pressure from the top down.
425
00:14:16,605 --> 00:14:17,729
There's cameras
in the lunchroom.
426
00:14:17,730 --> 00:14:19,190
What's next, the pisser?
427
00:14:19,191 --> 00:14:20,441
No, he's not gonna do that.
428
00:14:20,442 --> 00:14:21,441
That's illegal.
429
00:14:21,442 --> 00:14:22,569
Damn right it's illegal.
430
00:14:22,570 --> 00:14:23,820
I'm telling you,
431
00:14:23,821 --> 00:14:25,614
there's gonna be videos of us
taking a shit on the dark web.
432
00:14:29,076 --> 00:14:30,075
[Ronnie].
Gonna have some
fun tonight, boys.
433
00:14:30,076 --> 00:14:31,494
I guess you guys are buying?
434
00:14:31,495 --> 00:14:34,913
For a guy who just
lost a $75,000 truck,
435
00:14:34,914 --> 00:14:37,166
you sure are chipper. [laughs]
436
00:14:37,167 --> 00:14:38,836
Nothing like losing
Tatiana, man.
437
00:14:39,711 --> 00:14:40,753
Sorry about that, man.
438
00:14:40,754 --> 00:14:41,921
[Backwoods].
This shit again?
439
00:14:41,922 --> 00:14:43,922
This log jockey knows
we got the right of way.
440
00:14:43,923 --> 00:14:45,801
[Todd].
Does it look like
he gives a fuck?
441
00:14:47,219 --> 00:14:48,720
[Backwoods].
Breaker nine, beaver fever,
442
00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:50,346
there's rules to this road.
443
00:14:52,057 --> 00:14:53,932
We wrote the rules,
fuck brain.
444
00:14:53,933 --> 00:14:56,268
Now listen to me,
you chicken shits.
445
00:14:56,269 --> 00:14:59,147
Bok-bok-bok-bok-fuck-fuck-off!
446
00:14:59,148 --> 00:15:01,190
Cak-cak-cak-cock-sucker!
447
00:15:01,191 --> 00:15:02,941
Honestly, we need to
teach this skunk-eater
448
00:15:02,942 --> 00:15:04,777
a lesson right now.
449
00:15:04,778 --> 00:15:05,777
Let's ram 'em!
450
00:15:05,778 --> 00:15:07,404
That's a great idea.
451
00:15:07,405 --> 00:15:08,364
So that's the plan?
452
00:15:08,365 --> 00:15:10,325
A head-on collision
to start the night?
453
00:15:10,326 --> 00:15:11,408
Mm-hmm.
454
00:15:11,409 --> 00:15:14,163
Boys, this was their road
long before we showed up.
455
00:15:15,706 --> 00:15:17,205
[both laughing]
456
00:15:17,206 --> 00:15:18,832
Listen man,
don't be soft, Stool.
457
00:15:18,833 --> 00:15:20,960
Fuck these birch bark
thong-wearing donkeys.
458
00:15:20,961 --> 00:15:21,960
Let's fuckin' ram 'em.
459
00:15:21,961 --> 00:15:23,003
You serious?
460
00:15:23,004 --> 00:15:24,379
Fuckin' ram 'em.
- Fuckin' ram 'em.
461
00:15:24,380 --> 00:15:25,422
[Backwoods].
Give it to him hard!
462
00:15:25,423 --> 00:15:26,382
[Ronnie].
He can take it!
463
00:15:26,383 --> 00:15:28,052
Oh, you want to go, big boy?
464
00:15:29,010 --> 00:15:30,637
Here we go, boys.
465
00:15:30,638 --> 00:15:31,970
[Backwoods].
Yes, yes, yes!
466
00:15:31,971 --> 00:15:32,971
Yeahhhhh!
467
00:15:32,972 --> 00:15:34,223
Brace yourselves, boys.
468
00:15:34,224 --> 00:15:35,224
It's a big fuckin' truck!
469
00:15:35,225 --> 00:15:36,850
No!
- [Backwoods] No, it was a joke!
470
00:15:36,851 --> 00:15:38,562
[indiscernible yelling]
471
00:15:39,937 --> 00:15:41,064
Fuck!
472
00:15:41,065 --> 00:15:42,065
You fucking crazy?
473
00:15:42,066 --> 00:15:43,398
[Digger].
Chop Chop is undefeated!
474
00:15:43,399 --> 00:15:44,484
[Backwoods].
Fuck you!
475
00:15:44,485 --> 00:15:45,442
[Digger].
Nah, fuck you!
476
00:15:45,443 --> 00:15:46,485
Are you fuckin' insane, man?
477
00:15:46,486 --> 00:15:48,196
You almost wrecked
my fuckin' truck.
478
00:15:48,197 --> 00:15:49,614
Uh, my truck?
479
00:15:49,615 --> 00:15:51,700
And what happened to,
"Let's ram him", Ronnie?
480
00:15:56,996 --> 00:15:59,499
[Chelsea].
Roach might not be
able to have kids.
481
00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:00,582
What happened to Dewey?
482
00:16:00,583 --> 00:16:02,502
He's supposed to
be quality control.
483
00:16:02,503 --> 00:16:07,047
Mountain Dewey is quality
and he is in control.
484
00:16:07,048 --> 00:16:08,173
You're just not seein' it.
485
00:16:08,174 --> 00:16:10,551
These incidents
are escalating.
486
00:16:10,552 --> 00:16:12,177
What if someone dies?
487
00:16:12,178 --> 00:16:13,845
Cost of doin' business.
488
00:16:13,846 --> 00:16:17,349
This gator strap cost more
than the lizard's life I took.
489
00:16:17,350 --> 00:16:18,643
You didn't shoot an alligator.
490
00:16:18,644 --> 00:16:19,686
You bought that
thing at the mall.
491
00:16:19,687 --> 00:16:21,687
And what's with the
shitty Southern accent?
492
00:16:21,688 --> 00:16:23,398
You're from Alberta.
493
00:16:23,399 --> 00:16:26,566
It makes me
likeable and sexier.
494
00:16:26,567 --> 00:16:27,984
Okay.
495
00:16:27,985 --> 00:16:31,406
[Danny].
I see the ex-girlfriend hasn't
been showing up to work.
496
00:16:31,407 --> 00:16:32,572
That's too bad.
497
00:16:32,573 --> 00:16:35,409
I love me some
Scissor Sisters.
498
00:16:35,410 --> 00:16:36,744
[chuckles] It's okay.
499
00:16:36,745 --> 00:16:38,412
I've been gay a few times.
500
00:16:38,413 --> 00:16:40,038
Just never with a
new apprentice.
501
00:16:40,039 --> 00:16:41,707
No wonder no one
can stand you.
502
00:16:41,708 --> 00:16:43,167
[Danny].
I can't stand them.
503
00:16:43,168 --> 00:16:45,043
I see it all on my monitors.
504
00:16:45,044 --> 00:16:46,003
Hilarious.
505
00:16:46,004 --> 00:16:47,547
I even caught "Ozemprick"
506
00:16:47,548 --> 00:16:49,632
trying to steal from
the vending machine.
507
00:16:49,633 --> 00:16:51,008
That's suspension worthy.
508
00:16:51,009 --> 00:16:53,427
Okay. I'm gonna
have a conversation
509
00:16:53,428 --> 00:16:55,304
with board members
about your bullshit.
510
00:16:56,181 --> 00:16:58,099
The Conch's want me here.
511
00:16:58,100 --> 00:17:00,393
I'm way closer to the
family than you ever were.
512
00:17:00,394 --> 00:17:01,936
You were Charles' gal,
513
00:17:01,937 --> 00:17:03,979
but look what you did to him.
514
00:17:03,980 --> 00:17:06,481
He's probably
got a face tattoo
515
00:17:06,482 --> 00:17:09,610
and is gettin' rammed
in the butt right now.
516
00:17:09,611 --> 00:17:11,279
In the butt!
517
00:17:11,821 --> 00:17:13,155
No matter how
you slice it,
518
00:17:13,156 --> 00:17:14,781
we have to work together.
519
00:17:14,782 --> 00:17:15,741
Oh yeah?
520
00:17:15,742 --> 00:17:17,535
A tornado's approachin'
521
00:17:17,536 --> 00:17:22,248
and the wind smells like
expensive perfume and a,
522
00:17:22,249 --> 00:17:24,083
a Gucci snail trail.
523
00:17:24,084 --> 00:17:25,334
Ugh.
524
00:17:25,335 --> 00:17:28,796
Charles' daughter's comin'
and she wants her allowance.
525
00:17:28,797 --> 00:17:30,839
Jenn Conch is coming here?
526
00:17:30,840 --> 00:17:34,594
Excited to have another,
another woman around?
527
00:17:34,595 --> 00:17:36,970
[Danny giggling]
528
00:17:36,971 --> 00:17:38,765
Oh, come here. [giggles]
529
00:17:38,766 --> 00:17:40,557
Oh, is that your dog on site?
530
00:17:40,558 --> 00:17:45,270
This little princess is my
own personal support animal.
531
00:17:45,271 --> 00:17:48,191
So you are perfectly
street legal, aren't ya?
532
00:17:48,192 --> 00:17:50,567
Oh yes, oh yes you're good.
533
00:17:50,568 --> 00:17:52,652
Oh, thank you for
cleanin' my toes.
534
00:17:52,653 --> 00:17:54,113
Oh, my toes are gettin' cold.
535
00:17:54,114 --> 00:17:55,989
Better put this sock back on.
536
00:17:55,990 --> 00:17:58,534
Might be legal,
but it's weird.
537
00:17:58,535 --> 00:17:59,951
Animal cruelty.
538
00:17:59,952 --> 00:18:02,997
Can you help me with
this sock, please?
539
00:18:02,998 --> 00:18:05,208
Chelsea, help. [grunts]
540
00:18:05,209 --> 00:18:06,751
[dog growling]
541
00:18:07,376 --> 00:18:08,335
Well, I'd say that's
about the closest
542
00:18:08,336 --> 00:18:10,129
I've ever come to dying.
543
00:18:10,130 --> 00:18:11,213
Bullshit.
544
00:18:11,214 --> 00:18:12,964
Remember when we
volunteered for fire school?
545
00:18:12,965 --> 00:18:13,924
[Backwoods chuckling]
546
00:18:13,925 --> 00:18:14,925
Tried to drink from the hose
547
00:18:14,926 --> 00:18:16,344
and blew out his
fuckin' vocal cords.
548
00:18:16,345 --> 00:18:17,385
You got any sense or what?
549
00:18:17,386 --> 00:18:19,346
I thought it would make
me sound more manly,
550
00:18:19,347 --> 00:18:21,723
more baritone and raspy.
551
00:18:21,724 --> 00:18:22,682
Not you again.
552
00:18:22,683 --> 00:18:23,851
Oh, my dear.
553
00:18:23,852 --> 00:18:25,185
Lookin' lovely.
554
00:18:25,186 --> 00:18:26,813
Lemme know if you need
any help changing the kegs
555
00:18:26,814 --> 00:18:27,939
or anything like that.
556
00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:29,190
I'm here for you.
557
00:18:29,191 --> 00:18:30,566
You gonna seal
the deal tonight?
558
00:18:30,567 --> 00:18:31,651
Backwoods, seal the deal.
559
00:18:31,652 --> 00:18:32,692
Come on, we've been
here a dozen times.
560
00:18:32,693 --> 00:18:33,693
Get on with it.
561
00:18:33,694 --> 00:18:35,570
Gentlemen, love
is patient, okay?
562
00:18:35,571 --> 00:18:38,031
It's kind.
Requires some finesse.
563
00:18:38,032 --> 00:18:39,991
Likes of which you troglodytes
have no fucking idea.
564
00:18:39,992 --> 00:18:41,661
Boys, look what just walked in.
565
00:18:41,662 --> 00:18:43,078
It's that fuckin'
hillbilly driver
566
00:18:43,079 --> 00:18:44,579
and his inbred friends.
567
00:18:44,580 --> 00:18:46,624
Shit, that is him.
568
00:18:46,625 --> 00:18:48,334
Guy on the left, he's
got a knife in his boot.
569
00:18:48,335 --> 00:18:49,835
Two guys who look
like sisters,
570
00:18:49,836 --> 00:18:51,002
we can fuckin' take 'em.
571
00:18:51,003 --> 00:18:52,922
Big fuck in the corner,
572
00:18:52,923 --> 00:18:54,882
got a bum knee but he
wears brass knuckles.
573
00:18:54,883 --> 00:18:56,342
Should we ram 'em, Ronnie?
574
00:18:56,343 --> 00:18:58,385
Sometimes you don't think,
you just do.
575
00:18:58,386 --> 00:19:00,055
Got it, boys?
576
00:19:02,807 --> 00:19:06,228
Hey, if it isn't dirty grandpa
and the two fuckheads.
577
00:19:07,688 --> 00:19:11,022
You tit-squirtin' inbreds almost
wrecked my fuckin' truck.
578
00:19:11,023 --> 00:19:11,982
My truck.
579
00:19:11,983 --> 00:19:13,066
[Backwoods].
His truck.
580
00:19:13,067 --> 00:19:14,903
It's my beer you're
drinking there, big guy.
581
00:19:16,320 --> 00:19:17,404
You best be buying
me another round
582
00:19:17,405 --> 00:19:19,073
before I put you
in the ground.
583
00:19:19,074 --> 00:19:21,033
Just like I put your
truck in the ditch.
584
00:19:21,034 --> 00:19:23,743
Listen, you sap-suckin'
fuckin' sally.
585
00:19:23,744 --> 00:19:25,621
You ran us off the road
like a cocky, tiny,
586
00:19:25,622 --> 00:19:28,290
little fuckin' squirrel
tryin' to fuck a grizzly bear.
587
00:19:28,291 --> 00:19:29,709
So trust me, bud,
588
00:19:29,710 --> 00:19:32,044
you and your inbred friends
owe us a fuckin' drink.
589
00:19:32,045 --> 00:19:34,588
Old man, you ran your cracked
ass off the road yourself.
590
00:19:34,589 --> 00:19:35,631
You know it.
591
00:19:35,632 --> 00:19:37,424
Too busy thinking about
all those pipes, eh?
592
00:19:37,425 --> 00:19:40,845
Oh, how am I gonna fit this pipe
up this motherfucker's ass?
593
00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:42,430
[in dumb voice] I don't know
'cause I'm a fuckin' idiot.
594
00:19:42,431 --> 00:19:44,140
You wanna talk about
pipes fittin', bud.
595
00:19:44,141 --> 00:19:45,725
I'll fit this fuckin'
pipe down your throat!
596
00:19:45,726 --> 00:19:48,059
Yeah, how about my knuckles
and your teeth for dessert,
597
00:19:48,060 --> 00:19:50,020
you gobbled neck fuck-tucker?
598
00:19:50,021 --> 00:19:51,396
You lookin' to get flambéed?
599
00:19:51,397 --> 00:19:52,647
Who the fuck talks like this?
600
00:19:52,648 --> 00:19:54,066
I don't know,
there's a lot of talkin'.
601
00:19:54,067 --> 00:19:55,026
Hey!
602
00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:56,235
[Ronnie grunting]
603
00:19:56,236 --> 00:19:57,319
Get a fuckin' chair!
604
00:19:57,320 --> 00:19:58,653
Right this way, my darling.
605
00:19:58,654 --> 00:20:01,699
[men grunting]
[rock music playing]
606
00:20:01,700 --> 00:20:03,075
[chuckles] Fuck you!
607
00:20:03,076 --> 00:20:05,661
♪ Raise a little hell,
raise a little hell ♪
608
00:20:05,662 --> 00:20:07,330
[Ronnie].
By the dozen. Let's go!
609
00:20:08,039 --> 00:20:09,414
[Todd].
Watch my back!
610
00:20:09,415 --> 00:20:11,334
[men grunting]
611
00:20:11,335 --> 00:20:13,501
Get off of my brother
you little [grunts].
612
00:20:13,502 --> 00:20:14,629
[men grunting]
613
00:20:14,630 --> 00:20:16,506
Fuck you dog, and get!
614
00:20:17,132 --> 00:20:18,048
Come on, brother.
615
00:20:18,049 --> 00:20:19,299
Get up.
616
00:20:19,300 --> 00:20:20,718
Are you sure you don't
want to go home yet?
617
00:20:20,719 --> 00:20:22,470
And miss all this fuckin' fun?
618
00:20:22,471 --> 00:20:23,429
Come on!
619
00:20:23,430 --> 00:20:25,306
[Backwoods laughing]
620
00:20:25,307 --> 00:20:26,473
Get him!
621
00:20:26,474 --> 00:20:27,725
[men grunting]
622
00:20:27,726 --> 00:20:29,101
Oh, you got a poker?
623
00:20:29,102 --> 00:20:30,435
What's that, a sewing needle?
624
00:20:30,436 --> 00:20:32,020
I wouldn't give that to my son!
625
00:20:32,021 --> 00:20:33,730
[men grunting]
626
00:20:33,731 --> 00:20:38,277
[Todd grunting]
[rock music playing]
627
00:20:38,278 --> 00:20:40,488
[Todd].
[grunts] Ah! My fuckin'
welder's elbow!
628
00:20:40,489 --> 00:20:42,614
This, and that, and that,
629
00:20:42,615 --> 00:20:45,160
and here's some
fuckin' salad for ya!
630
00:20:46,787 --> 00:20:48,663
[Todd grunting]
631
00:20:49,205 --> 00:20:51,832
♪ Raise a little hell,
raise a little hell ♪
632
00:20:51,833 --> 00:20:53,124
♪ raise a little hell ♪
633
00:20:53,125 --> 00:20:54,376
[men grunting]
634
00:20:54,377 --> 00:20:56,127
[fists pummelling]
635
00:20:56,128 --> 00:20:58,631
♪ Raise a little hell,
raise a little hell ♪
636
00:20:58,632 --> 00:21:03,259
[rock drum solo]
637
00:21:03,260 --> 00:21:04,846
[glass shattering]
638
00:21:07,223 --> 00:21:08,556
[Todd VO].
Clean passes,
639
00:21:08,557 --> 00:21:09,892
solid beads,
640
00:21:09,893 --> 00:21:11,477
penetration.
641
00:21:11,478 --> 00:21:13,312
You are one with
the rod and pipe.
642
00:21:13,313 --> 00:21:15,647
You are the golden glue.
643
00:21:15,648 --> 00:21:17,358
There is only one.
644
00:21:17,651 --> 00:21:20,568
You are the Golden Arm.
645
00:21:20,569 --> 00:21:22,571
No one can handle
the rod like Todd.
646
00:21:24,074 --> 00:21:25,156
I need a minute,
I'm meditating.
647
00:21:25,157 --> 00:21:26,241
That's not meditating.
648
00:21:26,242 --> 00:21:28,160
I just heard your weird,
kinky-ass self-recording.
649
00:21:28,161 --> 00:21:29,996
[Rodd on phone].
Just wake him up.
Don't be a pussy.
650
00:21:29,997 --> 00:21:30,954
Like I said. Come on, Rich.
651
00:21:30,955 --> 00:21:32,038
He's not sleeping.
652
00:21:32,039 --> 00:21:34,165
He's hot boxing his truck
with farts or something.
653
00:21:34,166 --> 00:21:36,001
Here. It's your dad.
You gotta take it.
654
00:21:36,002 --> 00:21:37,546
[Rodd on phone].
Todd? Todd?
655
00:21:38,587 --> 00:21:39,838
Hey Dad, what's up?
656
00:21:39,839 --> 00:21:41,172
[Rodd on phone].
Ah, finally.
657
00:21:41,173 --> 00:21:42,133
It's Auds.
658
00:21:42,134 --> 00:21:44,009
She seemed fine
last time we spoke.
659
00:21:44,010 --> 00:21:45,886
[Rodd on phone].
Well, she's not showing
up for work now.
660
00:21:46,971 --> 00:21:49,222
She's still looking after
my house though, right?
661
00:21:49,223 --> 00:21:51,350
[Rodd on phone].
I'm not sure I call
it looking after.
662
00:21:51,351 --> 00:21:53,018
You know what?
Just get your ass home.
663
00:21:53,019 --> 00:21:54,604
You got it, Dad.
- Good.
664
00:21:57,398 --> 00:22:00,692
Look, dude, I go
where you go, right?
665
00:22:00,693 --> 00:22:01,861
Appreciate it.
666
00:22:01,862 --> 00:22:03,778
Now, Audrey's got a whole
brotherhood looking out for her,
667
00:22:03,779 --> 00:22:06,949
but sometimes she just needs
to see her own bro, right?
668
00:22:06,950 --> 00:22:09,367
Plus, I miss the smell
of H2S in the morning,
669
00:22:09,368 --> 00:22:11,287
and the eggs benny
at the Leaky Pipe.
670
00:22:11,288 --> 00:22:12,787
You do miss your
boy though, right?
671
00:22:12,788 --> 00:22:14,874
Oh, yes, my son, Stryker.
672
00:22:14,875 --> 00:22:16,791
You named your fuckin'
kid Stryker, man?
673
00:22:16,792 --> 00:22:17,793
What the fuck?
674
00:22:17,794 --> 00:22:19,045
Shit, you've been
there the whole time?
675
00:22:19,046 --> 00:22:20,211
Time for a vacation.
676
00:22:20,212 --> 00:22:21,297
I'd give my left nut
677
00:22:21,298 --> 00:22:23,633
to see that Danny McRules
one more fuckin' time.
678
00:22:24,675 --> 00:22:26,218
Hey man, no smokin'
in my truck.
679
00:22:26,219 --> 00:22:27,178
[Backwoods].
Whoops. Yoink.
680
00:22:27,179 --> 00:22:28,261
Can't be any worse
681
00:22:28,262 --> 00:22:29,721
than that cancer cum he's
chewin' in his mouth.
682
00:22:29,722 --> 00:22:31,222
[everyone laughing]
683
00:22:31,223 --> 00:22:33,058
[Ronnie].
What the fuck are you
looking at, Johnny?
684
00:22:33,059 --> 00:22:34,602
Let's ride! [chuckles]
685
00:22:34,603 --> 00:22:36,645
[Backwoods].
Next stop, Imperial Valley.
686
00:22:37,480 --> 00:22:38,940
Bye, Ronnie.
687
00:22:40,650 --> 00:22:41,608
[Backwoods].
Yeah, boys!
688
00:22:41,609 --> 00:22:43,443
[Ronnie].
Here we go a-fuckin-gain.
689
00:22:43,444 --> 00:22:45,237
[Todd].
Wonder how our little
buddy Chop Chop's doin'?
690
00:22:45,238 --> 00:22:47,698
[Backwoods].
Do we need to give this
guy another ass whoopin'?
691
00:22:47,699 --> 00:22:51,117
That's what you get,
you little pussy. [laughs]
692
00:22:51,118 --> 00:22:52,788
Share the road!
693
00:22:55,374 --> 00:22:57,208
[Backwoods].
How was your salad? [laughs]
694
00:22:57,209 --> 00:22:58,374
Need any dressing?
695
00:22:58,375 --> 00:23:00,126
[Todd].
Later, you fuckface flambé.
696
00:23:00,127 --> 00:23:01,420
[Backwoods].
Want some croutons? [laughs]
697
00:23:01,421 --> 00:23:03,588
[Ronnie].
Have a fuckin' good day,
Chop Chop.
698
00:23:03,589 --> 00:23:05,132
[Backwoods].
Suck it!
699
00:23:05,133 --> 00:23:06,801
See ya, moron!
700
00:23:08,260 --> 00:23:10,012
♪ The ones that get the joke
[phone vibrating]
701
00:23:11,556 --> 00:23:13,974
♪ Who understand what you're
saying before a word is spoke ♪
702
00:23:15,018 --> 00:23:16,519
What the fuck?
Are you hiding?
703
00:23:17,561 --> 00:23:19,313
Ah! [laughs]
704
00:23:19,314 --> 00:23:20,647
My turn to wear the boot.
705
00:23:20,648 --> 00:23:22,107
[Billy].
Okay, you're the boss.
706
00:23:22,108 --> 00:23:24,610
♪ When you're together,
you've got nothing to prove ♪
707
00:23:24,611 --> 00:23:26,153
[both giggling]
708
00:23:26,738 --> 00:23:29,532
♪ When you're together,
you've got nothing to lose
709
00:23:30,575 --> 00:23:35,871
♪ In a world full of strangers,
you don't know who to trust
710
00:23:35,872 --> 00:23:38,707
♪ All you see is danger,
711
00:23:38,708 --> 00:23:40,710
♪ Trying to find
what you've lost
712
00:23:41,545 --> 00:23:44,004
♪ You can't do it alone
713
00:23:44,005 --> 00:23:47,633
♪ Everybody needs help
714
00:23:47,634 --> 00:23:49,300
♪ You've got to
find your people,
715
00:23:49,301 --> 00:23:51,470
♪ Then you'll find yourself ♪
716
00:23:51,471 --> 00:23:54,681
[soft rhythmic music]
717
00:23:54,682 --> 00:23:59,729
♪ You've got to find the people
that'll call your bluff ♪
718
00:24:01,147 --> 00:24:04,067
♪ Who'll ride along
when the road is rough
719
00:24:05,442 --> 00:24:07,862
♪ You've got to
find your people
720
00:24:07,863 --> 00:24:10,823
♪ The ones that
make you feel equal
721
00:24:10,824 --> 00:24:14,243
♪ They pick you up
and don't put you down
722
00:24:16,246 --> 00:24:18,914
♪ Help you find your way
in the lost and found ♪
723
00:24:25,755 --> 00:24:27,715
♪ All you see is danger
724
00:24:31,303 --> 00:24:33,096
♪ You can't go it alone
725
00:24:34,096 --> 00:24:35,891
♪ And everybody needs help
726
00:24:37,433 --> 00:24:38,851
♪ You've got to
find your people,
727
00:24:38,852 --> 00:24:41,060
♪ Then you'll find yourself ♪
728
00:24:41,061 --> 00:24:48,278
[soft rhythmic music]
729
00:24:51,030 --> 00:24:52,615
[loud screaming]
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