Original subtitles

* You could do it solo *

* But then you'd be All by yourself *

* Yo! So it'd be more fun To share this one *

* With someone else *

* Together we will soar Across the sky and beyond *

* So turn up your voice *

* Stand up and sing along! *

* All different voices *

* Everybody now! *

* Our melodies ringing *

* We're livin' in harmony *

* Yeah We're livin' in harmony *

* Our song is much stronger With every Troll singing *

* We're livin' in harmony **

*

(Poppy screams)

(B) Queen P is in the lab!

(R) Sure you don't want us to show you

-how the portals work again? -(Poppy) No. I think I'm getting the hang of...

(scream)

(Poppy screams)

R, B, I'm here about that cupcake you baked me.

See, I was so touched by the gesture

that I kept waiting and waiting

for the perfect moment to savor it.

And, well, I think I waited too long.

-(R) Cupcake's not supposed to move like that. -(B) We've got you, Poppy,

there is a very easy way that we can fix this.

(Poppy) Really? You're gonna make me another cupcake?

(R) Psh, no! We are gonna invent a de-aging machine!

(B) And zap that cupcake 'til it's freshified!

(Poppy) Oh, um, that kinda sounds like a lot of trouble,

are you sure--

(R) What's that, Queen P?

(B) Can't hear you over our inventing!

What do you think, sis?

300 Groovatrons this time?

(R) Let's make it 350.

(B) Energy lens: 33 or 45?

(R) 45!

(B) Milkshake or ice cream smoothie?

(R) Same thing, little sis, same thing.

-(B) To us! -(R) To us!

(Poppy) Aw. I love watching the way you two work together.

(B) Oh, yeah.

I never wanna do any science without my big sister.

Whenever I need her, I just look and there she is,

having my back.

(Poppy) Aw!

I've gotta come up here

with old, mushy cupcakes more often.

(machine beeps)

(gasp)

(R) Oh, no! The machine is overloading!

Everybody get down to Funky Town!

(scream)

(gasp)

*

(laugh)

(B) The de-aging machine works!

(Poppy) Uh, yeah, it does.

(R) Hi, I'm R. How come y'all are so old?

(B gasps)

(B) Oh, R, my sweet sister supreme!

Don't you worry. The machine just needs

a little time to power up, then we can throw it in reverse

and turn you back to your fabulous,

age-appropriate self.

(laugh)

(R) I'm this many.

Did you know the average Troll head has one million hairs?

Oh, that looks breakable, I'm gonna touch it.

-(B) No! -(Poppy) No!

-(R) Uh! -(B) Don't touch it!

(laugh)

(R) Y'all look silly.

Hey! Listen to this noise I can make!

(raspberry)

What's that thing?

(gasp)

Is this edible?

(B) Oh, R, you really shouldn't...

(laugh)

(R) Ooh!

(B) R, do not press that button.

(R) Oh, okay.

I'll push this one.

-(B) No! -(Poppy) No!

(computer) Total evacuation initiated.

(gasp)

(alarm)

(Troll 1) What is this?

(Troll 2) Oh, my goodness!

(R laughs)

(R) Wow! Milkshakes!

(beeping)

(scream)

(Lownote laughs)

(Lownote) Mondays...

(scream)

(R) Ooh! Somebody is gonna be in trouble!

(laugh)

(B) The ship's controls are shot,

navigation's offline, I have no idea where we are

and well, you don't wanna know the rest.

(computer) Vibe Town spaceship on collision course

with local star.

-Total destruction in 23 minutes. -(Poppy) Waa!

(B) I said she didn't wanna know!

(Poppy) So, you can fix this, right?

(B) I don't know. Should I bypass the couplings?

Or reboot the data nexus? Or what do you think, sis?

(laughing)

Oh, right.

Poppy, I can't fix this ship without my big sister.

(laugh)

(B) R!

She went into the anti-gravity cafeteria!

(Poppy) The what cafeteria?

(R) Ooh!

(scream)

(Poppy) Oh! The anti-gravity cafeteria!

(laugh)

(screaming)

(B) Young lady, you stop manipulating gravity

this instant!

(R) My favorite color is purple!

(scream)

(laugh)

Now I'm gonna be a cuddle pup.

(imitates barking)

(Poppy) Okay, I know this is bad, but how precious is she?

(scream)

(groaning)

(R) Ooh!

(computer) Dessert Replicator replicating milkshake.

Size...

(both) Uh-oh.

(computer) ...gigantic.

(scream)

(laugh)

* Just a little kid With big time curiosity *

* I'm gonna take it In every possibility *

* And I might have to run A little wild, maybe *

* That's what's fun About being a child *

* Don't you know that I just want to see it all *

* See it all *

* Take in all this *

* Wonderful, wonderful *

* And every time I look around *

* I see something That's just astounding *

* I just want so see it all See it all *

* Yeah, yeah **

(laugh)

(both) Ugh.

(Poppy) We're running out of time, B.

I think you're gonna have to try to fix the ship without R.

(B) What? Poppy, no.

R is my big sister.

She has had my back everyday since the nanosecond I was born.

Without her to turn to,

to ask advice and find encouragement,

I just can't do it.

(Poppy) Okay. So, what do we do?

I mean, we can't catch her.

(laughing)

(B) Actually, maybe we can!

All we need is the right bait.

(Poppy) Advanced Quantum and Hyper-dimensional Theoretics?

B, she's three years old.

We need to get her a coloring book

or a puppy or--

(R) Advanced Quantum and Hyper-dimensional Theoretics?

(Poppy) All right, I know it worked,

but can we still get a coloring book and a puppy?

(B) Later, Queen P.

Right now it's time to get my older sister back.

(beep)

*

(R) Hello, dearies.

(gasp)

(Poppy) Well, she's definitely older.

(B) Oh, my sweet R! Please tell me that's not you.

(R) Of course it's me.

But you can call me Gram-Gram if you like.

You know? I think I have some hard candies in my purse.

I know it's almost suppertime, but I won't tell.

(snoring)

(Poppy) Okay, I know it's even worse now,

but how is it that she's still so precious?

(computer) Total destruction in five minutes.

(both) Oh, no! Oh, no!

(Poppy) Ooh, I think we're really in trouble here, B.

(B) I know, but there's still time.

Once the machine recharges,

we can zap R again and fix the ship.

(R) Now, now, hold on.

I may be old but I'm spry enough to fix a flyin' saucer!

(gasp)

Mm.

(scream)

(computer) Total destruction in 59, 58, 57...

(R) Well, looks like my teeth gave me the slip.

Back to bed!

(snoring)

(computer) 52...

(Poppy) Okay, B, we're out of options.

You have to fix the ship yourself.

(B) Ah. Ah.

(snoring)

I can't! Not without my sister.

(Poppy) B, you have the knowledge.

You have the talent.

And you have one chance to save us all.

So, right now, you're just gonna have to be your own big sister.

(B) Be my own big sister?

*

Okay, I'll try.

*

First, I have to decide whether to close the warp drive valve

or release the quantum pressure.

What do you think, big sis?

(sigh)

Release the pressure, little sis.

That's what I thought. Two thruster clicks or four?

Four for sure!

Vertical axis heading?

179 degrees!

Three turns counterclockwise?

Oh, you know that's right!

This button?

That button.

Now reset the primary drive.

Already on it!

Wow! Run a diagnostic, Big Little Sis!

All systems are reading "yes to the yes"!

Punch it, B!

Punching in three, two...

(gasp)

(computer) All systems restored.

Vibe Town on a direct course to TrollsTopia.

(gasp)

(both) Yeah!

(laugh)

(R) I'll have the soup!

Oh, what's happening?

(Poppy) R! Your sister just made all the ship repairs by herself

and saved our lives!

(R) Well, that doesn't surprise me in the least.

My little sister can do anything.

(Poppy) Aww!

(B) And don't worry, I'm confident I can fix

the de-aging machine and get you back to normal right away.

(R) You can?

(chuckle)

And here Gram-Gram was about to tell you

a long but heartwarming story about what life was like

when she was a little Troll...

Oh, well.

(B) Well, it doesn't have to be right away.

(R) Now, this all happened when I was only three.

My sister and our friend Poppy

were chasing me all over a space ship

when I ran into the anti-gravity cafeteria...

Dang teeth gave me the slip again.

(Val) Thank you, TrollsTopia! Goodnight! Woo-hoo!

(grunt)

(Demo) Woo!

(imitates drums)

Woo!

(Val) Pull!

(gasp)

(Troll) Wow!

(cheering)

(laughing)

(Poppy) Good glitter, you guys!

That finale was incredible!

(Branch) Yeah! Uh, do you guys need help

cleaning up all these smashed guitars?

(Demo) He-he. No need, Branch.

We Hard Rock Trolls have an entire system

for cleaning up after a show.

Step one: Pick up some guitars and throw them in the lava.

(grunt)

Step two: End of system.

(cheering)

(Poppy) Uhm, what was that?

(Val) What? The violent rumbling?

Yeah, that happens sometimes.

Not sure why.

-(Demo) Yeah! -(Val) Yeah!

(both) Stop!

(Blaze) Yeah, stop, don't you see?

You're not giving Blaze a turn!

(cheering)

(screaming)

(Poppy) Guys, cut it out!

Your guitars are causing the rumbling!

(Branch) Yes, they are clearly disrupting the flow of magma

under the tectonic plates.

(Blaze) Blaze is gonna need some sort of visual aid...

(Branch) Okay, look. The source of your lava pool

is this magma rich vein right here.

The reason it never overflows

is because excess lava spills into this auxiliary tube.

But, your broken guitars are gradually clogging that tube

and if it continues, the lava will overflow,

leading to...

the total destruction of Rock Hollow.

(screaming)

(imitates explosion)

Oh, my God! We gotta get outta here!

(imitates explosion)

(gasp)

(Poppy) Aw!

Sorry, it's just...

Branch, your scrapbooking skills have improved so much and...

Sorry, inappropriate timing. Please, continue.

(Branch) You guys have to get organized and tell your entire tribe

to stop throwing guitars in the lava right away.

(Val) Of course. We can't let Rock Hollow get destroyed.

'Cause, like, all my stuff is here

and I don't wanna move it.

Let's all agree.

(all) No more guitars in the lava.

*

(cheering)

(all) Uh-oh.

(Poppy) Guys, I thought you were gonna tell everyone to stop.

(Val) Yeah, I told Demo to tell 'em.

(Demo) And I told Blaze to tell 'em.

(Blaze) And Blaze...

forgot.

(both) Ugh.

(Demo) Probably shoulda mentioned this.

Hard Rock Trolls aren't exactly known for being organized.

(Val) Yeah, we prefer just wing it. And everything turns out...

-(Val) A... -(Demo) O...

(Blaze) Q...

(rumbling)

(screaming)

(Branch) Oh, no, the cracks!

The overflow tube must be completely clogged!

I'd say there's only an hour tops before...

(Val) Before the Hollow is gonna be destroyed?

(Demo) Isn't there anything we can do to save it?

(Branch) Yes.

We've discussed contingencies and we believe there is.

(Poppy) But unplugging this clog means unleashing

one of the most powerful devices

the Pop Trolls possess...

*

(Demo) Why would you Pop Trolls have a giant plunger?

(Poppy) Uh, 'cause we're creatures with hair

so plentiful it clogs up everything?

The real question is, why don't we have ten of them?

(Val) Okay, so we use the plunger,

how do we even get close enough to the clog to use it?

(Branch) With this.

(all) Wow!

(Poppy) But we have to warn you, piloting this thing

will require you guys to be very organized.

(Val) Eh, can't we just wing it?

(screaming)

(grunting)

(panting)

So, can't we just wing it?

(Poppy) While Branch navigates us down the clog,

the four of us will use the pedals to power the drill.

And that's where the organization comes in.

'Cause to drive straight, we have to pedal as one, okay?

-(Val) Yeah, okay. -(Branch) Here's how we'll do it.

I'm gonna count one, two, three

and on three, you all pedal forward.

When we need to go left,

pedal harder on the corresponding...

So boring.

Blah, blah, blah, blah.

Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

And that's pretty much it. Everyone clear?

-(Val) Yup. -(Demo) Nope.

(Blaze) Blaze!

(Val) Let's go!

(screaming)

(Branch) Pedal as one! Pedal as one!

Ugh.

(panting)

(Poppy) Guys, guys!

Guys!

(all) Huh?

(Poppy) We just lost our navigator.

(all) Ugh!

(Poppy) Look, we have to go back and get Branch,

but we won't get there driving like this.

So, please, let's figure this out.

How can we proceed in a more organized fashion?

(Val) Okay, it's like this.

(all talking)

(Val) Make sense?

(Poppy) No! Please, one at a time.

-(Demo) Mm. -(Blaze) Mm.

(all talking)

(Poppy) No! Stop!

Guys! I realize organization isn't your thing, obviously,

but I know you can do it.

(rumbling)

(Val) Gah! Forget it, we're running out of time to save the Hollow!

We're gonna get back to Branch doing what Hard Rockers do.

Who's ready to wing it?

(all) Yeah!

(screaming)

(groaning)

(screaming)

(Troll) Yeehaw!

(screaming)

(gasp)

(Branch) You came back!

(screaming)

Ugh.

(screaming)

(groaning)

(Poppy) Frost my cupcake top to bottom!

I can't believe that actually worked.

(Demo) Worked? We didn't find Branch.

(Poppy) No, we found the clog.

(cheering)

(sigh)

(Val) You know, I was really getting nervous the Rock Hollow was done for.

But I guess it just proves winging it

beats being organized every time, eh, Popsqueak?

(Poppy) Mh-mh. Sorry, Val.

But as much as I despise leaving someone hanging,

I will not high five that sentiment.

-(Val) Yes, you will. -(Poppy) Yes, I will.

(laugh)

Ugh. Let's just unplug that clog and get out of here.

-Who packed the plunger? -(Val) Don't worry, Poppy. I got that covered.

-I told Demo to do it. -(Demo) And I told Blaze to do it.

-(Blaze) And Blaze... -(Poppy) Oh, no. Not again.

...put it right here in the plunger compartment.

(Poppy) Oh, good!

(Blaze) No, that's not true.

Blaze forgot.

(gasp)

(Val) Oh, man. You're telling me we got all the way down here

just in the nick of time and we don't have the plunger?

(rumbling)

(screaming)

(Val) No, no, no!

(sigh)

I can't believe the Hollow is really gonna be destroyed.

I am gonna have to move my stuff.

It's gonna, like, eat up my entire weekend.

-(Blaze) Oh... -(Demo) Oh...

(Poppy) Maybe not.

(all) Huh?

(Poppy) We can't unplug the clog, right?

But if we drive the drill fast enough, straight enough,

maybe we can punch through the guitars.

(Val) But for that to work we'd have to pedal as one.

You've seen us.

We can't get organized enough to do that.

(Demo) Val's right.

There's only one thing to do.

*

(Blaze) Play one final, heartbreaking tribute

to the ever-rockin' glory that was Rock Hollow.

*

(Val) Slow it down a little, guys.

Watch me for the changes. Here we go.

*

(gasp)

(Poppy) Guys, that's it!

(all) Huh?

(Poppy) Don't you see? It's not hopeless,

you can get organized.

You do it every time you rock together.

You're doing it right now!

And if you can rock together...

(Val) We can pedal a drill together.

*

* Using our brains In a new way *

* Rocking out methodically *

* We're doing our thing *

* With systems in place *

* To ensure the projected Outcome of the day *

* Yeah, will stick to the plans Strategize hand in hand *

* Show the world We can be type A *

* Whoa *

* We'll prepare and project *

* And no, we won't Neglect anything *

* Whoa *

* Communication on point *

* You don't have To be born a type A *

* Rock out meticulously *

* Dotting I's, crossing T's *

* We're type A **

(screaming)

(sigh)

(all) We did it!

(Val) Rock Hollow is saved!

(cheering)

(screaming)

Huh, guess we clogged it all up again.

Back in the drill!

*

* That's what's fun About being a child *

* Don't you know that I just want to see it all *

* See it all *

* Take in all this *

* Wonderful, wonderful *

* And every time I look around *

* I see something That's just astounding *

* I just want so see it all See it all *

* Yeah, yeah **