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♪ You could do it solo ♪
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♪ But then you'd be all by yourself ♪
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♪ Yo! So, it'd be more fun
To share this one ♪
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♪ With someone else ♪
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♪ Together we will soar
Across the sky and beyond ♪
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♪ So turn up your voice ♪
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♪ Stand up and sing along ♪
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♪ All different voices
Everybody now! ♪
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♪ Our melodies ringing ♪
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♪ We're livin' in harmony ♪
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♪ Yeah, we're livin' In harmony ♪
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♪ Our song is much stronger
With every Troll singing ♪
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♪ We're livin' in harmony ♪♪
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‐ Reporters, by starting
this printing press,
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we will officially begin publishing
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TrollsTopia's first ever
scrapbook‐newspaper,
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The Fabloid!
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[ Trolls cheering ]
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‐ Thanks to our reporting,
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all Trolls will finally get recognized
for their fabulous deeds,
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which they would never
brag about themselves.
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Y'know, 'cuz Trolls are so humble.
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‐ No. Stop it!
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‐ Poppy, you're the humble one.
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‐ Aw, you guys, no, you are.
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[ everybody talking ]
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Stop! You're the humble one.
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[ everybody talking ]
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‐ Enough! Ugh!
You're all humble, ok?
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POPPY: Aww, Branch…
‐ No, you are.
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‐ Gah! Just start the presses!
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Oh!
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♪
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‐ Stop the presses!
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[ Trolls gasp ]
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‐ Ugh.
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‐ Apologies, but I just broke a story
that you need to see!
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‐ Minuet is the one
who has been giving out cookies
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while Trolls' backs are turned?
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[ Minuet giggles ]
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Wow, this is front page material, Laguna.
I can see it now:
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Minuet Makes Mystery Munchies,
Motivating Many to Mutter.
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Mmmm…
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‐ No, that headline is way too long‐‐
‐ Start the presses!
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‐ Hey, hey, TrollsTopia,
time to get that paper!
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Bless up!
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One love!
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Stay cool!
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‐ That's who's been giving out
all those cookies?
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Thank you, Minuet…
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[ Minuet giggles ]
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…wherever you are.
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[ Troll laughs ]
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‐ I've been waiting
my whole life for this.
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‐ Well, the first Fabloid issue
is a big success,
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thanks to you, Laguna.
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‐ Oh, just wait 'til you see
my next story.
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It's about the TrollsTopia Wishing Well.
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We are all familiar
with the well tradition…
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Trolls toss cupcakes
into the well, make wishes,
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and sometimes the wishes
magically come true.
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[ Troll cheering ]
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But what if the well isn't magic at all?
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What if it's a Troll
who's granting those wishes?
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A Troll who deserves recognition.
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‐ I dunno, Laguna. I've heard
enough wish‐come‐true stories
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to think that there really is
something magical about this well.
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‐ Please, what possible evidence is there
for the existence of "magic"?
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BOTH:
Uh…
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‐ Ha.
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Ho!
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Yeah!
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♪
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NARRATOR:
"Magic is real!"
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‐ Hmm, I see your point.
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But, in the case of the well,
I am certain there's a Troll behind it.
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And I'm going to prove it!
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‐ Suit yourself!
‐ We just hate for you to waste your time.
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[ Poppy giggles ]
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BOTH:
She knows!
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‐ Well, it's all over now!
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Laguna's a great reporter, Poppy.
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It's only a matter of time
before she exposes
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that we're the ones down
in this well granting wishes!
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POPPY:
No!
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Branch, you've seen the Trolls' faces
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when they believe their wish
was granted magically.
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It fills them with a hope
that anything is possible.
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‐ You're right.
We can't let that be ruined.
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'Cuz of the hope thing you just said,
not 'cuz I get cupcakes whenever I want.
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[ Branch giggles ]
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TINY:
I wish I had a new bike!
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‐ Oh! Oh!
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♪
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So how do we stop Laguna?
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‐ Easy…
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we keep her busy.
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Right after we get Tiny a new bike!
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[ both laughing ]
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Laguna, we know that you want to work
on that wishing well story,
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and while we wish you well,
pun intended,
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there's actually a hot new story
that we need you to crack.
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‐ What came first,
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the chicken bug
or the chicken bug egg?
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‐ You want me to answer
a timeless riddle
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that's plagued Trolls‐kind
for thousands of years?
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BOTH:
Could you?
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‐ Well, it seems an odd subject
for a good‐deed based publication,
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but if that's my assignment, then…
Hmm…
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Trolly moley where does one even begin?
Think, Laguna.
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[ Poppy laughing ]
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‐ No Troll could ever
answer that question.
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‐ Yup, she'll be busy
for a very long time…
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[ both laughing ]
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‐ It was the chicken.
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BOTH:
What?
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‐ You were only gone ten minutes!
‐ How did you do that?
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‐ It wasn't easy.
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I had to brush up on the geneticsof domesticated fowl,
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locate a dozen scrolls of knowledgethat had been lost for generations.
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Ah!
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Decipher three ancient languageseach more complex than the last,
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snack break,
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and finally submit my findingsto the scientific community
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for a strict peer review.
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Woohoo!
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‐ You did all that in ten minutes?
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‐ Oh, no.
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I also wrote a draft
of my wishing well article.
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BOTH:
Huh?
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‐ I have yet to identify
the Troll responsible,
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but it details my theory quite clearly.
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‐ Wow. We'd…
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We'd love to print this, Laguna.
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But…
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The Fabloid has
certain journalistic standards.
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Right, Branch?
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‐ Standards.
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‐ We need hard facts.
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And since your wishing well article
doesn't have an eyewitness…
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‐ Oh, I see…
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If I had known the standards,
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I would've never brought you this
without an eyewitness.
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Hmm…
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[ both gasp ]
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I found an eyewitness!
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BOTH:
What?
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‐ A few days ago I came to the well
to wish for a new pie,
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because someone sat on my old pie.
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And I don't want to name names,
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but it was me.
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[ Cooper laughing ]
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Anyway, when I looked down,
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I could barely see a Troll
inside the well!
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And they were listening to me!
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‐ There you have it, an eyewitness.
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I believe my story meets
The Fabloid's standards now, yes?
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‐ Uh…
‐ Uh…
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Well, let's see about that…
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Cooper, would you say you're as confident
you saw someone in the well
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as you were when you witnessed
that mysterious Troll
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that kept following you
everywhere you went?
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‐ Oh, absolutely.
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But shh…
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he's right behind me.
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Ooh, you ominous yet
handsome‐shaped Troll!
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Why are you so obsessed with me?
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Huh? Hey! Don't walk away from me
when I'm talking to you!
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Come back here!
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‐ Oh my, perhaps Cooper is not
a reliable witness after all.
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I'm beginning to doubt whether my article
will ever meet the Fabloid's standards.
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Hmm…
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[ both sigh ]
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‐ Well, Branch,
now that we've taken care of Laguna,
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we can finally get back to‐‐
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Laguna?
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‐ Hello! Just finishing up!
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BOTH:
Finishing up?
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‐ "Wishing Well Wishes Point
to One Wonderful Troll?"
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The Guna Gazette?
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‐ Yes! Since my story didn't meet
the Fabloid's standards,
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I decided to publish my own paper!
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[ both gasp ]
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Quickly, Tiny!
TrollsTopia needs to read this right away!
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‐ No sweat, amphibious‐Troll lady!
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Tiny Diamond's new bike
will make that route in record time!
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Ha‐ha!
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‐ We've gotta stop those papers!
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♪ Hurry up now ♪
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♪ We've got to beat the clock ♪
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♪ The train's leaving the station ♪
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♪ And we can't let them take off ♪
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♪ No, keep the cat in the bag ♪
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♪ Ooh, we gotta bury the rag ♪
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♪ Ooh, or it's gonna be bad ♪
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♪ So let's get moving
'Fore they understand ♪
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♪ Let's stop the presses ♪
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♪ Ring the bell ♪
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♪ I confess ♪
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♪ It's not gonna end well ♪
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♪ Stop the presses ♪
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♪ Blow the horn ♪
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♪ You could guess ♪
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♪ It's worse than I could warn ♪
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‐ Yeah! Ah!
‐ Ah!
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♪ Stop the presses! ♪♪
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LAGUNA:
Poppy? Branch?
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[ both gasp ]
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You've been taking my papers?
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But why?
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Unless…
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[ Laguna gasps ]
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It's you!
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You're the Trolls granting the wishes!
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‐ Wait, Laguna, listen, we‐‐
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‐ No! No more diversions!
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I am going to write a new story
that will expose you
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for exactly who you are.
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Two very sweet Trolls.
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[ both sigh ]
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TINY:
It's the "Guna Gazette", comin' atcha!
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‐ Well, this is it.
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Once everyone reads this,
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the Trolls' world becomes
a little less whimsical.
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"Wishing Well Wishes Point
To Two Terrific Trolls,
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by Laguna Tidepool.
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Contrary to the common belief
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in The TrollsTopia Wishing Well's
supernatural powers,
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it was discovered yesterday
that the wishes made at the well
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have actually been granted by two Trolls:
Poppy and Branch.
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[ Branch gasps ]
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The duo's deeds were conducted secretly,
in order to preserve
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every Trolls‐Topian's sense
of childlike wonder,
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making Poppy and Branch
all the more deserving of recognition.
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But…"
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‐ But…
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‐ "But after a great deal of reflection,
this reporter has decided
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that exposing them
would undermine their generosity.
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As such, only one copy
of this paper has been printed
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and once Poppy and Branch
stop reading it out loud,
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Laguna will destroy it
so their secret is kept forever.
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By the way, you can look up now,
I'm standing right in front of you?"
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BOTH:
Laguna?
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‐ You're not going to share
the story with TrollsTopia?
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‐ No, I'm not.
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All I want is for Trolls to be recognized
for their good deeds.
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And now…
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you have been.
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BOTH:
Aww.
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‐ Now, for my next Fabloid story.
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I just heard a rumor
that R&B have opened a bed in breakfast
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as a place for Trolls to relax!
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[ Poppy gasps ]
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‐ R&B Open B&B for R&R?
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‐ Can you cover it, Laguna?
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‐ For a story like that,
we're gonna need our very best!
257
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‐ The best? Oh, stop.
You two are the best.
258
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‐ No, you are! You're the best.
259
00:11:28,771 --> 00:11:31,608
‐ Let's be serious,
you clearly are the best.
260
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‐ You're the best.
‐ Oh, no, you.
261
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‐ Pff, no, you are.
‐ Stop!
262
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‐ Gah!
‐ I won't listen for another second.
263
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‐ Y'see?
264
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It always goes back to a smile.
265
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Told ya, Poppy.
266
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You've got "Resting Nice Face."
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‐ Aww.
268
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[ alarm ]
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[ both gasp ]
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BOTH:
It's time for R&B's podcast!
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‐ Yeah!
272
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‐ Live from inside a hair pod,
it's your favorite podcast:
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BOTH:
R&B are on it!
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‐ I'm your co‐host, R.
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And always by my side
is my scintillating sister
276
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from the same mister… B!
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‐ Before we bring the funk,
let's have a word from our sponsor.
278
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Today's episode is brought to you by Hugs.And The Fun Factory‐‐
279
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‐ Hey, mind turnin' it up, bro?
280
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B:
…game‐related needs.
281
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The Funtime Factory,official sponsor of hide 'n seek!
282
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R: Well, sis,it's time to open up those vines
283
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and provide our listenerswith the advice they need.
284
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B:
That's right.
285
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Years of scientific study have taught us
that every problem has a solution.
286
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And we're here to help you find it!
287
00:12:44,973 --> 00:12:46,599
‐ Hello? You're on the hair.
288
00:12:46,891 --> 00:12:50,103
‐ Yeah, so, I'm having an issue
with my pet snake,
289
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half the time I pick him up,
he makes this aggressive hissing sound.
290
00:12:53,523 --> 00:12:54,691
So I was wondering…
291
00:12:55,316 --> 00:12:57,902
How do I get him to do it all the time?
292
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R:
Ok…
293
00:12:59,529 --> 00:13:01,489
Unusual question, but…
294
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BOTH:
R&B are on it!
295
00:13:04,367 --> 00:13:06,035
‐ According to our calculations,
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you should spend exactly two minutes a day
telling him how much you love his voice
297
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‐ and bam!
‐ The rest is Hissstory!
298
00:13:14,419 --> 00:13:15,295
Next caller!
299
00:13:15,837 --> 00:13:17,297
‐ Hi, um…
300
00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:18,798
my name is, uh…
301
00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:20,091
"Brinch."
302
00:13:20,091 --> 00:13:23,636
What do you do
if the zipper gets stuck on your…
303
00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:25,513
bunny pajamas?
304
00:13:25,847 --> 00:13:26,806
‐ That's easy.
305
00:13:26,931 --> 00:13:29,559
Just jiggle the zipper up up‐down…
306
00:13:29,726 --> 00:13:31,102
‐ Then up‐down‐down.
307
00:13:31,269 --> 00:13:32,061
[ zipper sound ]
308
00:13:32,061 --> 00:13:34,272
BRANCH:
Phew! Thanks, R&B!
309
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BOTH: You're welcome, Branch!
BRANCH: Uh, it's, uh…
310
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Brinch.
311
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BOTH:
Next caller!
312
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‐ Apologize.
313
00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:43,114
‐ And offer to replace it.
314
00:13:43,698 --> 00:13:44,657
‐ Whatever you do…
315
00:13:44,866 --> 00:13:46,325
‐ Don't pull on the gum.
316
00:13:46,701 --> 00:13:47,577
‐ Oh!
317
00:13:47,869 --> 00:13:50,705
‐ So, I said yes to both parties.
318
00:13:50,997 --> 00:13:53,666
But I can't be in two places at once!
319
00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:54,709
‐ You can!
320
00:13:54,709 --> 00:13:56,335
‐ If you let us clone you!
321
00:13:56,335 --> 00:13:57,462
‐ You can do that?
322
00:13:57,670 --> 00:13:59,714
♪
323
00:13:59,964 --> 00:14:00,757
[ Cooper gasps ]
324
00:14:00,757 --> 00:14:03,634
I shall call you Two‐per!
325
00:14:03,885 --> 00:14:05,845
[ Cooper laughs ]
326
00:14:06,554 --> 00:14:09,599
‐ Joining us now, in person, Biggie!
327
00:14:09,599 --> 00:14:11,476
I understand you need help?
328
00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:12,560
‐ Yes.
329
00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:16,731
As you know, Mr. Dinkles and I
recently celebrated our friend‐iversary
330
00:14:16,731 --> 00:14:20,401
and, well, we received a present
from a certain Troll,
331
00:14:20,401 --> 00:14:21,611
which turned out to be…
332
00:14:22,570 --> 00:14:23,571
a re‐gift.
333
00:14:24,155 --> 00:14:25,198
[ both gasp ]
334
00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:27,658
‐ A Troll took a present
they were gifted
335
00:14:27,784 --> 00:14:30,995
and gave it to someone else
in the guise of a new gift?
336
00:14:31,162 --> 00:14:32,246
‐ I'm afraid so.
337
00:14:32,789 --> 00:14:33,581
‐ Ah!
338
00:14:34,624 --> 00:14:35,792
‐ Rest assured, Biggie…
339
00:14:35,792 --> 00:14:37,710
BOTH:
R&B are on it!
340
00:14:38,002 --> 00:14:41,214
‐ That's right! Clearly the solution
to your problem is…
341
00:14:41,547 --> 00:14:43,007
Just let it go!
342
00:14:43,007 --> 00:14:45,176
‐ Confront the re‐gifting Troll!
343
00:14:46,427 --> 00:14:48,221
BOTH:
What?
344
00:14:49,514 --> 00:14:50,765
‐ Uh…
345
00:14:50,765 --> 00:14:52,892
aren't you supposed to say
the same thing?
346
00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:56,187
‐ Yes, we are.
347
00:14:56,521 --> 00:14:57,563
What is happening?
348
00:14:58,481 --> 00:14:59,649
Are we disagreeing?
349
00:14:59,649 --> 00:15:01,150
‐ Apparently so.
350
00:15:01,776 --> 00:15:02,777
And I don't like it!
351
00:15:03,611 --> 00:15:05,655
‐ Biggie, the re‐gift upset you.
352
00:15:05,988 --> 00:15:09,075
The only way to fix this
is to express your feelings
353
00:15:09,408 --> 00:15:10,868
to the Troll in question.
354
00:15:11,202 --> 00:15:13,246
‐ Hmm, I suppose that's true.
355
00:15:13,496 --> 00:15:15,248
I think I will discuss it with them.
356
00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:17,208
‐ Biggie, no!
357
00:15:17,208 --> 00:15:21,838
This Troll likely meant no offense
and a confrontation would embarrass them.
358
00:15:22,130 --> 00:15:26,801
The only way to fix this
is for you to let it go!
359
00:15:27,176 --> 00:15:28,469
‐ Yes.
360
00:15:28,636 --> 00:15:31,639
I guess it would be better
if I gave them the benefit of the doubt.
361
00:15:31,639 --> 00:15:32,682
‐ No!
362
00:15:33,224 --> 00:15:36,227
This is about open
and honest communication.
363
00:15:36,644 --> 00:15:39,438
Whaaa!
‐ Some things are better left unsaid.
364
00:15:40,690 --> 00:15:41,482
Whaaa!
365
00:15:41,691 --> 00:15:43,442
‐ You deserve an explanation.
366
00:15:44,527 --> 00:15:45,778
‐ It's no big deal!
367
00:15:46,237 --> 00:15:47,822
‐ Ah! This is too much!
368
00:15:47,822 --> 00:15:51,784
There's got to be a better way
for me to decide whose advice to take!
369
00:15:52,034 --> 00:15:54,453
♪
370
00:15:54,453 --> 00:15:55,663
‐ Ok! We need data,
371
00:15:55,997 --> 00:15:57,874
now that we're no longer on the air,
372
00:15:57,874 --> 00:16:00,084
tell us what happened
and give us all the details.
373
00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:03,296
‐ Well, it was yesterday. 4:32 pm.
374
00:16:03,671 --> 00:16:08,176
I had just used the process of elimination
to determine who gave us our last gift,
375
00:16:08,176 --> 00:16:12,638
because the tag fell off
when Mr. Dinkles tried to eat it.
376
00:16:12,847 --> 00:16:17,768
Which is a terrible habit of his
and gives him the worst indigestion, but‐‐
377
00:16:17,768 --> 00:16:20,229
‐ Uh… Maybe not all the details.
378
00:16:20,646 --> 00:16:21,814
‐ Oh, right.
379
00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:22,690
[ Biggie giggles ]
380
00:16:22,690 --> 00:16:23,733
Anyway…
381
00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:24,942
It was from Dante.
382
00:16:25,359 --> 00:16:26,485
[ both gasp ]
383
00:16:26,485 --> 00:16:27,695
BOTH:
Dante?
384
00:16:27,695 --> 00:16:28,487
‐ Yes.
385
00:16:28,487 --> 00:16:31,324
And when I opened it,
I found the exact cupcake dome
386
00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:35,036
that I'd given to him to congratulate him
at his big concert last week.
387
00:16:35,494 --> 00:16:39,165
‐ Got it. Now, using
some super‐funky predictive modeling,
388
00:16:39,373 --> 00:16:42,710
I have mathematic certainty
that by taking my advice
389
00:16:42,710 --> 00:16:45,755
and confronting Dante,
it'd go like this.
390
00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:49,675
‐ My word, Biggie.
391
00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:52,845
Thank you for bringing
this Trolls‐pas to my attention!
392
00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:55,306
It never occurred to me that a re‐gift
393
00:16:55,306 --> 00:16:57,725
could so affect the feelings
of a fellow Troll.
394
00:16:59,518 --> 00:17:02,688
I swear to you, from now on,
I will do better.
395
00:17:02,939 --> 00:17:04,941
‐ Oh, my! That went well!
396
00:17:04,941 --> 00:17:06,484
‐ It sure did.
397
00:17:06,776 --> 00:17:09,820
And once that happens,
who knows what it could lead to…
398
00:17:10,321 --> 00:17:13,616
‐ And the Trolls‐bel Peace Prize
goes to…
399
00:17:13,824 --> 00:17:15,618
Dante Crescendo!
400
00:17:15,618 --> 00:17:17,203
[ applause ]
401
00:17:18,621 --> 00:17:19,872
‐ I know it's a cliche,
402
00:17:20,081 --> 00:17:23,292
but I'd like to dedicate
this award to a true friend,
403
00:17:23,668 --> 00:17:27,713
who started me on a path of service
to all Trolls‐manity,
404
00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:31,551
by confronting me
over a re‐gifted cupcake dome.
405
00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:34,887
‐ Well, that settles it, then.
406
00:17:35,263 --> 00:17:37,098
I'm going to talk to Dante.
407
00:17:37,098 --> 00:17:39,809
‐ Hold up. Better double‐check
your math, sis'.
408
00:17:39,809 --> 00:17:42,270
'Cuz according to my calculations,
409
00:17:42,270 --> 00:17:45,648
if Biggie confronts Dante,
this'll be what'll happen.
410
00:17:46,816 --> 00:17:50,528
‐ My… my word, Biggie.
I'm so embarrassed.
411
00:17:50,528 --> 00:17:53,781
I‐‐ I seem to be having
trouble looking you in the eye,
412
00:17:53,781 --> 00:17:55,658
I‐‐ I must go.
413
00:17:55,658 --> 00:17:56,867
[ Dante crying ]
414
00:17:57,410 --> 00:17:59,245
‐ Oh, my! That went horribly!
415
00:17:59,662 --> 00:18:02,748
‐ And from there,
things could only get worse.
416
00:18:03,541 --> 00:18:07,962
‐ Biggie, Dante, due to your claim
of irreconcilable awkwardness,
417
00:18:08,296 --> 00:18:10,756
I have no choice
but to declare your friendship
418
00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:12,550
null and void…
419
00:18:13,342 --> 00:18:14,343
Null and void…
420
00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:15,803
Null and void…
421
00:18:16,178 --> 00:18:18,598
‐ Sorry, this thing
glitches out sometimes.
422
00:18:19,015 --> 00:18:22,810
‐ Ah! Well, now I have no idea
whose advice to take.
423
00:18:23,019 --> 00:18:24,604
They both seem right!
424
00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:28,816
‐ But, Biggie, the data clearly shows‐‐
‐ My math is flawless, Biggie‐‐
425
00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:30,860
‐ No! Please!
426
00:18:30,985 --> 00:18:33,904
I'm very grateful to you both,
but I need time to think.
427
00:18:35,990 --> 00:18:37,033
‐ Null and void…
428
00:18:37,033 --> 00:18:37,825
Null and void…
429
00:18:37,825 --> 00:18:38,951
Null and void…
430
00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:39,994
Null and void…
431
00:18:39,994 --> 00:18:42,997
♪
432
00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:50,129
‐ A gift basket?
433
00:18:50,338 --> 00:18:51,130
From Biggie?
434
00:18:51,339 --> 00:18:52,340
BIGGIE:
Dear R.
435
00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:55,885
I wanted you to knowthat I've decided to take your advice
436
00:18:55,885 --> 00:18:57,386
and I wanted to say thank you.
437
00:18:57,803 --> 00:19:00,931
You've really given me perspectiveand I appreciate your help.
438
00:19:00,931 --> 00:19:02,183
Regards, Biggie.
439
00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:03,684
‐ Aww.
440
00:19:06,687 --> 00:19:07,813
[ R gasps ]
441
00:19:09,231 --> 00:19:11,484
Hey there, sibling supreme.
442
00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:15,404
Listen, I just want you to know
that I'm sorry we disagreed.
443
00:19:15,821 --> 00:19:17,698
I was just trying to do right by Biggie.
444
00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:19,033
‐ Me too.
445
00:19:19,033 --> 00:19:21,285
I know we both just want
what's best for him.
446
00:19:21,452 --> 00:19:22,870
‐ We really do.
447
00:19:23,454 --> 00:19:25,873
And hopefully, with time,
448
00:19:25,873 --> 00:19:29,835
you'll see that he made the right choice
by taking my advice.
449
00:19:30,044 --> 00:19:30,836
‐ Hold up!
450
00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:34,715
Biggie just told me
he's going to take my advice!
451
00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:36,425
I even got a fruit basket!
452
00:19:36,884 --> 00:19:39,053
‐ But he just told me…
453
00:19:39,887 --> 00:19:42,848
Excuse me! I gotta make sure
Biggie's talking to Dante!
454
00:19:42,848 --> 00:19:46,268
‐ No, I gotta make sure
he's not talking to Dante!
455
00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:48,896
♪
456
00:19:48,896 --> 00:19:50,648
♪ Gotta beat the clock ♪
457
00:19:50,940 --> 00:19:52,566
♪ Gonna set the pace ♪
458
00:19:52,900 --> 00:19:53,901
♪ Gotta stay on top ♪
459
00:19:53,901 --> 00:19:56,654
♪ Gotta come in first
I'm winning this race ♪
460
00:19:56,654 --> 00:19:58,280
♪ Never slowing up ♪
461
00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:00,491
♪ Never backing down ♪
462
00:20:00,491 --> 00:20:01,742
♪ You ain't keeping up ♪
463
00:20:01,742 --> 00:20:03,953
♪ No, I'm stronger, faster
Wearing you out ♪
464
00:20:03,953 --> 00:20:05,162
♪ Ooh ♪
465
00:20:05,162 --> 00:20:07,164
♪ Can't get past ♪
466
00:20:07,164 --> 00:20:09,041
♪ Way out front ♪
467
00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:10,918
♪ Not so fast ♪
468
00:20:10,918 --> 00:20:13,045
♪ Nah, nah, ooh ♪
469
00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:14,922
♪ Never last ♪
470
00:20:14,922 --> 00:20:16,841
♪ Always first ♪
471
00:20:16,841 --> 00:20:18,718
♪ Not so fast ♪
472
00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:20,886
♪ Not so fast ♪♪
473
00:20:21,303 --> 00:20:22,638
‐ Biggie, wait!
474
00:20:22,638 --> 00:20:24,098
‐ Don't talk to‐‐!
‐ Hey, guys!
475
00:20:25,266 --> 00:20:26,308
BOTH:
Poppy?
476
00:20:26,851 --> 00:20:29,353
‐ But, Biggie, I thought
you were gonna take my advice
477
00:20:29,353 --> 00:20:32,148
and express how you felt
about the re‐gift?
478
00:20:32,523 --> 00:20:33,482
‐ I am!
479
00:20:33,482 --> 00:20:36,277
'Cuz you were right,
I can't ignore my feelings.
480
00:20:36,277 --> 00:20:37,945
But you were also right.
481
00:20:37,945 --> 00:20:41,031
I don't want to embarrass Dante
if I don't have to.
482
00:20:41,157 --> 00:20:43,701
‐ So he expressed
his feelings to me, instead!
483
00:20:43,993 --> 00:20:47,913
‐ So, you took both of our advice?
484
00:20:47,913 --> 00:20:50,291
‐ And came up with a third option?
485
00:20:50,291 --> 00:20:52,293
‐ Yes! And I'm glad I did!
486
00:20:52,293 --> 00:20:56,756
Because by talking things out with Poppy,
I learned something very important…
487
00:20:56,922 --> 00:20:58,924
‐ The cupcake dome was from me!
488
00:20:59,091 --> 00:21:00,301
BOTH:
Say what?
489
00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:04,722
‐ Yeah, I went a little overboard
and gave two friend‐iversary gifts.
490
00:21:04,889 --> 00:21:08,017
‐ So Poppy just so happened
to give you a cupcake dome
491
00:21:08,017 --> 00:21:11,145
that was just like the one
you gave Dante last week?
492
00:21:11,312 --> 00:21:12,104
BOTH:
Mm‐hm.
493
00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:15,232
‐ But then what happened
to the friend‐iversary gift
494
00:21:15,232 --> 00:21:16,650
Dante gave you?
495
00:21:17,026 --> 00:21:17,985
‐ Hmm…
496
00:21:17,985 --> 00:21:18,778
DINKLES:
Mew.
497
00:21:19,653 --> 00:21:20,571
[ Biggie gasps ]
498
00:21:20,571 --> 00:21:22,573
‐ Mr. Dinkles! Really?
499
00:21:22,990 --> 00:21:24,033
‐ Wow!
500
00:21:24,033 --> 00:21:26,660
I guess we were both so preoccupied
501
00:21:26,660 --> 00:21:29,538
trying to find the answer
to Biggie's problem that…
502
00:21:29,538 --> 00:21:33,375
‐ We never considered there might be
more than one way to solve it.
503
00:21:33,542 --> 00:21:35,377
‐ Probably a good thing
to keep in mind
504
00:21:35,377 --> 00:21:37,630
when giving advice
in the future, huh, sis?
505
00:21:37,630 --> 00:21:39,048
‐ Oh, we will!
506
00:21:39,048 --> 00:21:39,924
'Cuz…
507
00:21:41,425 --> 00:21:43,135
BOTH:
R&B are on it!
508
00:21:44,220 --> 00:21:45,429
BOTH:
Aww!
509
00:21:47,515 --> 00:21:48,933
‐ Oh, that's right!
510
00:21:49,016 --> 00:21:50,851
I got you three gifts.
511
00:21:51,185 --> 00:21:52,102
[ Poppy laughs ]
512
00:21:56,190 --> 00:21:57,817
‐ Hello, you're on the hair!
513
00:21:58,067 --> 00:22:01,237
‐ Yes, I fear that I have broken
a beloved cupcake dome
514
00:22:01,237 --> 00:22:03,072
that was given to me by a dear friend.
515
00:22:03,656 --> 00:22:06,784
Do I replace it? Tell him what happened?
Change my identity?
516
00:22:06,784 --> 00:22:08,410
Oh, what does one do?
517
00:22:09,119 --> 00:22:11,247
‐ Easy, caller, we're here to help.
518
00:22:11,247 --> 00:22:13,249
But we need to take our time.
519
00:22:13,415 --> 00:22:16,377
‐ Yeah, 'cuz there are many ways
to approach this problem
520
00:22:16,377 --> 00:22:20,130
and we wanna find the solution
that works best for you.
521
00:22:21,006 --> 00:22:23,050
‐ R, B, you gotta help!
522
00:22:23,342 --> 00:22:25,803
‐ What is it?
‐ Something wrong with Two‐per?
523
00:22:26,011 --> 00:22:28,430
‐ Oh, no, no, Two‐Per is fine!
524
00:22:28,430 --> 00:22:31,767
My problem is with Twenty‐Nine‐per!
525
00:22:32,059 --> 00:22:35,062
[ Coopers laughing ]
526
00:22:37,064 --> 00:22:38,065
I can't take it!
527
00:22:38,065 --> 00:22:40,442
♪ No, keep the cat in the bag ♪
528
00:22:40,442 --> 00:22:42,653
♪ Ooh, we gotta bury the rag ♪
529
00:22:42,653 --> 00:22:44,488
♪ Ooh, or it's gonna be bad ♪
530
00:22:44,488 --> 00:22:46,824
♪ So let's get moving
'Fore they understand ♪
531
00:22:46,824 --> 00:22:49,243
♪ Let's stop the presses ♪
532
00:22:49,243 --> 00:22:51,078
♪ Ring the bell ♪
533
00:22:51,412 --> 00:22:52,746
♪ I confess ♪
534
00:22:52,746 --> 00:22:55,708
♪ It's not gonna end well ♪
535
00:22:55,708 --> 00:22:57,835
♪ Stop the presses ♪
536
00:22:57,835 --> 00:22:59,795
♪ Blow the horn ♪
537
00:23:00,129 --> 00:23:01,171
♪ You could guess ♪
538
00:23:01,171 --> 00:23:05,217
♪ It's worse than I could warn ♪♪
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