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Holy shit!
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This looks like
no-daddy-alley.
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Is the garbage
man on strike?
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Fuck, are we here yet?
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I'm so ready for
some skull bashin'.
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Nothing warms my heart anymore
than seeing Danny McRules
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live in a fuckin'
shithole like this.
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This is my fuckin' house.
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Hey, can we hit pause
on the skull bashing
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just for today, please?
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My fuckin' head hurts, boys.
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I'm going to sleep.
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Good.
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Guys, keep your dirty
fingers off my pocket pussy.
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Fuck off. Where is it?
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What the hell is
going on here?
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Look at my truck.
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Is your sister using your
truck as a dumpster?
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No fuckin' respect.
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What the fuck?
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Throwing out all
this good scrap?
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What are you, millionaires?
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What is this, a trailer park?
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Fucking nunchucks?
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Yeah, just drop it at the door.
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You better be
fuckin' kidding me.
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Holy shit!
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What if I believe in
social distancing?
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I'm a fucking brown belt!
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Oh fuck.
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How are you doin'?
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Oh, right, right, right,
you're not a hugger.
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So what the fuck?
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They got you delivering
food now or-
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Nice sweater.
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Thanks. Yeah, it's-it's yours.
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It was cold, okay?
- Yeah.
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Look, I'll give you some of my
chicken sandwich when it comes.
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Why is this piece of shit
parked in my driveway?
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Ahhhh, there was no other
place for it to park. Plus-
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Yeah. Okay.
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And what the hell
happened to my truck?
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Ahhhh, the empties,
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I was gonna take 'em back,
use the money to get a wash,
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then I got a fuckin' flat,
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so now I gotta
drink more cases
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and fuckin' pay for the tire.
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Right. Okay.
- Yeah.
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.
Your journey in
this realm ends,
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leaving behind
tales of bravery.
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What the fuck is going
on in my garage?
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Dude...
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my fuckin' property
line ends here.
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Your property line?
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Yeah, okay.
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Don't pull me so
tight!
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Necromancer, attack!
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Close the door!
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Close the door!
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What in the name
of Satan's tits?
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Dewey, did you turn my garage
into a fuck den for nerds?
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I'm a Level 15
Half-Elf Warlock,
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thank you very much.
- Oh.
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You're supposed to be in a
forest playing touch-butt
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with Backwoods.
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Fuckin' hilarious.
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Close the door!
Close the door!
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What the fuck is
happenin' here?
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Good question.
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Why are you playin' here?
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We got kicked out
of my apartment.
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My landlord isn't
a fan of cosplay.
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That's because you live
in your mother's basement,
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you little shit.
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Now what the hell
are you doing here?
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And why are you engaged
in this game of dress-up?
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Hey, cuz.
- Hello.
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How do you know Beardo?
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It's Minty.
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He snorted some breath
mints as a child
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and fucked up Christmas.
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He's my mom's sister's son.
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So, your cousin?
- Yes. Yeah.
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Yeah.
- Yeah.
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His family's the side of the
family that's the circus folk.
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Hey man, you're the
one with the tiny ears.
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And you're the one
with the tiny penis.
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Okay, let's get this
cleaned up, Dewey.
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No can do.
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We still have
two quests to go
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and then I have
to go to work.
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Is this part of the quest?
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Yes, Todd.
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Todd. Todd, please,
please put that down.
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This one right here?
- Todd. Todd, please.
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This is important,
is it?
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Yes, it's very
important, Todd.
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I'm just asking you to
please put that down.
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I'm gonna put it down.
I'm gonna put it down.
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Todd, please. Todd.
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No! No!
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The quest for the
Relic of Radiance.
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You busted the arm
of the Necromancer!
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I'll bust more than that
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if you freaks don't stop playing
make-believe in my man cave.
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Get it cleaned
up and get out!
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Banish him from
his own abode!
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May his butt switch
places with his face!
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Betrayer!
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Butt face!
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Betrayer, betrayer, betrayer!
- Get out!
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What the fuck? Did Minty and
Dewey meet on the internet?
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When did your cousin
become such a nerd?
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I don't know.
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Fuck! He's probably
inbred or something.
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Boys, what's up?
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You know, I was
fuckin' thinkin' about
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gettin' a hot tub myself.
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What model is this again?
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This is the, uh,
Suck Me Dry 9000.
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You live in a trailer
in my driveway.
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Where the fuck are you
gonna put a hot tub?
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I could knock the back out.
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What's going on here?
- What?
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No, no, no.
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My God.
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Uh, that's a bigger story.
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Snax?
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What? No. What? No.
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Fuck, that's not
Snaxy-boy. Jeez.
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No one told you, right?
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Snax ran away.
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Yeah, fuckin' migrated South.
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So who the fuck is this?
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That's just some rando
I hit with your truck.
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I did the
Snaxidermy for Auds.
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She missed him so much.
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It looks fucking great.
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Yeah, Snax and
I really bonded.
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You know, one morning
we got a coffee, smoke.
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Next, just fuckin' gone.
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You let a raccoon
smoke darts?
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What? No, no, no.
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What am I, a monster?
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Just blew a puff or
two in his face.
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I don't think he
liked it much.
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Coffee, though, loved that.
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Drink it out of a little bowl.
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Made him get a little dance-y.
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You know, he survived.
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I gotta talk to Auds.
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Oh, she's in the wiener wagon.
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Take your boots off!
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Go fuck yourself!
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You don't knock?
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Dad called.
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Said you're not working?
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Are you okay? We're concerned.
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Oh, you're concerned,
are you?
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Well, Dad's off fucking
renovating his backyard
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and you and your bestie
are off getting rich,
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and sucking each
other's dicks.
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You know I have a gag reflex.
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We do the spit and shine.
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Come here.
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Missed you.
- Yeah.
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Here, sit.
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You need to get rid of that
scabby hemorrhoid for good.
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Billy's using ya.
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I'm using him.
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I'm dickmatized.
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Now I'm traumatized.
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How do you plan on finishing
your apprenticeship
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if you're not working?
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You can't get signed on or
collect benefits until you do.
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Well, I let my safety
training run out
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and now it's backlogged with
all of Danny's new hires.
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I told them it was
a mental leave.
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Not like they can prove it.
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Seriously?
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Faking something
for paid time?
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That's not you, Auds.
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That's Billy-type shit.
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How about deserting your
entire crew and family?
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That's you-type shit.
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Here's an idea.
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Stop fucking judging me.
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You have no idea what
happened after you left.
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That new General Foreman
Danny's a real piece of shit!
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Okay, so
this is a level.
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He reported me
and Chelsea to HR,
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so now that's over.
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And then he made sure
everybody knew about us
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by writing bullshit
in the reports
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and making us read it
out during tool talks.
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Whoa there, sister.
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Updated report
from Dan the man.
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Workplace relationships.
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Okay, so it's now
against policy to date,
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sleep with, bang-
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Scissor, finger blast, or...
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Carpet munch any coworkers,
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especially subordinates.
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Is this a fucking joke?
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No, ma'am.
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Fuck you, man!
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It wasn't just
directed at me.
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I can handle the shit talk,
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but when they brought
family into it, I snapped.
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Eat him up, fellas.
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Purple nerple! Yeah!
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Woo!
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Fuck that dummy up, yeah.
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You guys are jerks.
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Can we not with my brother?
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Scare-Todd is an
upgrade of your bro.
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He's a wonderful listener and
even better punching bag.
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Yeah, this guy's
really boosted morale
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and he actually
has a backbone.
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Even if it is a broomstick.
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Did you forget that my
brother saved your asses?
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Stop sucking the
fucking new guy's dick.
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He's a gaslighting
piece of shit.
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I smell suspension.
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I'm just gonna get
the fuck outta here.
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Excuse me!
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That is fucked up, Auds.
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I need to go pay this
filet-o-dick sandwich Danny
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a visit.
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Don't you fucking dare!
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Leave it alone.
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I am perfectly capable
of looking after myself.
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You and Dad need to realize
that I'm not 10 for fuck's sake.
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You know I can't do that.
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He disrespected my sister,
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my crew, my Scare-Todd.
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Jesus Christ!
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You're gonna make it worse!
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Is that possible?
Backwoods, with me.
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Skull-bashing time?
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Ronnie, stay here or
we'll end up in jail.
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Bye, Ronnie.
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Got a Pilsner?
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Hi, Backwoods.
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.
Hi.
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Since the introduction of
our flare tip technology,
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we're now seeing a
30% clean air burn.
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We're not just
the best in market,
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no, no, no, no.
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We are the market.
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The blueprints are
available for purchase.
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Thank you, Calgary!
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Thank you. Thank you.
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You get a flare tip.
You get a flare tip.
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You get a flare tip.
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Yes, wonderful.
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Thank you so much.
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Thank you. Thank you. Yes.
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00:08:58,828 --> 00:09:00,830
Oh, you want a selfie?
Sure. Yeah.
260
00:09:00,831 --> 00:09:02,791
Smile!
261
00:09:02,792 --> 00:09:05,417
Yes. Ah, okay. Bye-Bye.
262
00:09:05,418 --> 00:09:06,962
Hand sanitizer.
263
00:09:07,337 --> 00:09:08,838
They were like a
bunch of kittens
264
00:09:08,839 --> 00:09:10,632
lapping up your PowerPoint.
265
00:09:14,761 --> 00:09:15,845
I feel so dirty.
266
00:09:17,847 --> 00:09:19,306
Lotion.
- Yep.
267
00:09:19,307 --> 00:09:21,851
They orbited around your words
like planets around the sun.
268
00:09:23,687 --> 00:09:27,398
Lenny, I can't do this anymore.
269
00:09:27,399 --> 00:09:28,984
What?!
270
00:09:28,985 --> 00:09:32,112
You've revolutionized
the industry, man.
271
00:09:32,113 --> 00:09:35,156
You know, my parents, they
wanted me to be a chiropractor.
272
00:09:35,157 --> 00:09:36,324
And now, look,
273
00:09:36,325 --> 00:09:40,287
I roll with the man,
the myth, the legend!
274
00:09:40,288 --> 00:09:42,497
The magic of Medhi has
spread across the nation.
275
00:09:42,498 --> 00:09:44,291
Then I'm wasting my magic.
276
00:09:44,292 --> 00:09:46,875
I'm an inventor,
not a bloody salesman!
277
00:09:46,876 --> 00:09:49,170
The best of me
is still in here!
278
00:09:49,171 --> 00:09:50,504
Green drink.
- Okay.
279
00:10:01,475 --> 00:10:02,850
Homer? It's...
280
00:10:02,851 --> 00:10:03,893
Tiny Dragon. Let me in.
281
00:10:03,894 --> 00:10:04,936
.
Should be done, Homer.
282
00:10:04,937 --> 00:10:05,894
.
Knock, knock!
283
00:10:05,895 --> 00:10:06,896
I'm coming in!
284
00:10:07,898 --> 00:10:09,481
Oh, there it is.
285
00:10:09,482 --> 00:10:11,984
Uh, it was, uh,
286
00:10:11,985 --> 00:10:13,110
it was hot in here.
287
00:10:13,111 --> 00:10:15,446
No, pretty sure it's cold.
288
00:10:15,447 --> 00:10:18,325
Listen, I know how loyal
you are to this company
289
00:10:18,326 --> 00:10:21,036
and how far you're willing
to go to protect us.
290
00:10:21,037 --> 00:10:22,119
You have my attention.
291
00:10:22,120 --> 00:10:24,205
We have a large...
292
00:10:24,206 --> 00:10:26,332
bird to fry.
293
00:10:26,333 --> 00:10:27,834
I-I need dirt on Danny.
294
00:10:27,835 --> 00:10:29,293
He's completely outta control.
295
00:10:29,294 --> 00:10:31,003
I'm talking by any
means necessary,
296
00:10:31,004 --> 00:10:32,464
ghost protocol.
297
00:10:32,465 --> 00:10:33,632
Permission to
activate operatives?
298
00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:35,716
Yes, and activate your pants.
299
00:10:35,717 --> 00:10:37,385
Yeah, can you just
grab the door?
300
00:10:40,847 --> 00:10:42,265
Okay.
301
00:10:45,852 --> 00:10:47,103
All right.
302
00:10:47,104 --> 00:10:48,773
Where were we?
303
00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:52,859
Where the hell is Marcus?
304
00:10:52,860 --> 00:10:54,527
Well, it's a bit odd,
don't you think?
305
00:10:54,528 --> 00:10:55,737
.
What the fuck is this thing?
306
00:10:55,738 --> 00:10:56,738
Scan your card?
307
00:10:56,739 --> 00:10:58,282
Fuck.
308
00:10:59,741 --> 00:11:00,992
.
Invalid card.
309
00:11:00,993 --> 00:11:03,577
Point the barcode
side at the scanner.
310
00:11:03,578 --> 00:11:05,037
That's what I fuckin' did.
311
00:11:05,038 --> 00:11:07,749
Ah, the famous duo.
312
00:11:07,750 --> 00:11:10,585
Seth Rogaine and James Wanko.
313
00:11:10,586 --> 00:11:13,338
I knew our destinies
were ready to cross.
314
00:11:13,339 --> 00:11:15,840
Well, you guys look
dumber in person.
315
00:11:15,841 --> 00:11:17,091
Guess what?
316
00:11:17,092 --> 00:11:19,426
Why don't you come out here
and say that to our faces? Huh?
317
00:11:19,427 --> 00:11:20,387
Get the fuck in the truck.
318
00:11:20,388 --> 00:11:22,180
We'll try gate D,
slip in the back door.
319
00:11:22,181 --> 00:11:24,181
I'm a big fan of
back doors McRules,
320
00:11:24,182 --> 00:11:25,767
and you're gonna
be one soon too.
321
00:11:25,768 --> 00:11:26,768
Suck it.
322
00:11:26,769 --> 00:11:28,519
.
I don't suck anything.
323
00:11:28,520 --> 00:11:30,437
Mountain Dewey, Mountain Dewey.
324
00:11:30,438 --> 00:11:32,981
We are knee-deep in a river
of shit-headed snakes.
325
00:11:32,982 --> 00:11:34,441
Meet me at the back gate.
326
00:11:34,442 --> 00:11:36,070
There's gonna be a breach!
327
00:11:36,946 --> 00:11:39,531
Okay. Stephi, stealth mode.
328
00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:40,532
Watch your motion.
329
00:11:42,451 --> 00:11:43,659
You got it. You got it.
330
00:11:48,456 --> 00:11:50,292
Okay, Steph. Go, go, go, go.
331
00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:52,128
It's locked.
332
00:11:53,254 --> 00:11:57,548
Okay. No. Sorry guys,
this should be pretty easy.
333
00:11:57,549 --> 00:11:58,841
I can squeeze
through this window.
334
00:11:58,842 --> 00:11:59,801
I'm like a mouse,
335
00:11:59,802 --> 00:12:01,051
I can fit into a
hole this big.
336
00:12:01,052 --> 00:12:02,387
My wife's a very happy woman.
337
00:12:02,388 --> 00:12:03,805
I just need a boost, okay?
338
00:12:03,806 --> 00:12:04,806
Why don't you
just let me do it?
339
00:12:04,807 --> 00:12:06,014
No, it's all good.
I'm a professional.
340
00:12:06,015 --> 00:12:07,850
Plus, you two need to
conserve your energy.
341
00:12:07,851 --> 00:12:09,561
Come on, gimme a boost.
Get down. Make a table.
342
00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:10,686
.
Homer.
343
00:12:10,687 --> 00:12:12,479
Look, I've lost four pounds.
I'm good. Okay, ready?
344
00:12:12,480 --> 00:12:13,440
.
Jesus!
345
00:12:13,441 --> 00:12:14,441
.
One, two...
346
00:12:14,442 --> 00:12:15,649
Hey, you guys comin'?
347
00:12:15,650 --> 00:12:17,026
Now, come on, Stephi,
what are you doing?
348
00:12:17,027 --> 00:12:17,985
Get in there.
349
00:12:17,986 --> 00:12:20,154
Go on, move!
- Jesus.
350
00:12:20,155 --> 00:12:22,614
Ugh, can't get a decent
cup of coffee on the road.
351
00:12:22,615 --> 00:12:24,325
Too hot?
- Too hot and too shit.
352
00:12:24,326 --> 00:12:25,826
You know what could
use a reinvention?
353
00:12:25,827 --> 00:12:27,287
The caffeine industry.
354
00:12:27,288 --> 00:12:29,455
It tastes like ass.
355
00:12:29,456 --> 00:12:30,456
You're right.
356
00:12:30,457 --> 00:12:32,041
It does taste like ass.
357
00:12:32,042 --> 00:12:34,793
Oh, Leonard,
my pocket protégé.
358
00:12:34,794 --> 00:12:37,880
It's literally been right
in front of my face
359
00:12:37,881 --> 00:12:39,173
this whole time.
360
00:12:39,174 --> 00:12:40,591
Okay, change of plans.
361
00:12:40,592 --> 00:12:42,634
We're going home.
362
00:12:42,635 --> 00:12:44,678
I've got some
research to do.
363
00:12:44,679 --> 00:12:45,930
But we have Vegas next.
364
00:12:45,931 --> 00:12:47,223
Not anymore!
365
00:12:47,224 --> 00:12:48,725
Fudge!
366
00:12:51,895 --> 00:12:53,562
.
Aw. Hi cute.
367
00:12:53,563 --> 00:12:56,148
I wasn't expecting
a guard dog.
368
00:12:56,149 --> 00:12:57,316
Oh, that'd fit on my hibachi.
369
00:12:57,317 --> 00:12:58,902
A little paprika, some garlic.
370
00:12:58,903 --> 00:13:00,570
No. A dog on site
371
00:13:00,571 --> 00:13:02,614
is in violation of
Conch's Code of Conduct.
372
00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:05,157
I bet you that service
dog vest is bullshit too.
373
00:13:05,158 --> 00:13:08,036
Okay, Steph, you
secure the dog.
374
00:13:08,037 --> 00:13:10,705
Tase, let's tear
this place apart.
375
00:13:10,706 --> 00:13:12,499
Copy.
- You want a treat?
376
00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:14,500
.
Out of the way. Gone.
377
00:13:14,501 --> 00:13:16,127
Binder, paper, gone!
378
00:13:16,128 --> 00:13:17,378
What are you doing?
379
00:13:17,379 --> 00:13:18,421
You said tear
the place up.
380
00:13:18,422 --> 00:13:19,672
Figuratively!
381
00:13:19,673 --> 00:13:21,715
Oh, my bad.
382
00:13:21,716 --> 00:13:24,469
.
Is this where
you do your job?
383
00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:26,931
Hmm. Oh wow.
384
00:13:28,224 --> 00:13:29,681
This is some creeper shit.
385
00:13:29,682 --> 00:13:30,974
.
Freaking meat gazer.
386
00:13:30,975 --> 00:13:32,100
Yeah.
387
00:13:32,101 --> 00:13:33,644
And these are not the
cheap cameras you buy at some
388
00:13:33,645 --> 00:13:34,979
big box retailer.
389
00:13:34,980 --> 00:13:37,523
This is superior
wireless frequency.
390
00:13:37,524 --> 00:13:38,524
Military grade.
391
00:13:38,525 --> 00:13:40,652
Military.
392
00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:41,945
Nakamura, come in.
393
00:13:41,946 --> 00:13:43,614
This is Gandalf.
394
00:13:44,365 --> 00:13:46,740
The target has a
canine on site
395
00:13:46,741 --> 00:13:49,494
and he's watching people pee.
396
00:13:49,495 --> 00:13:50,577
I'll keep digging.
397
00:13:50,578 --> 00:13:53,038
.
Homer, wrong channel again, numbnuts.
398
00:13:53,039 --> 00:13:54,456
Goddamnit!
399
00:13:54,457 --> 00:13:55,874
I'm sorry, Jimi.
400
00:13:55,875 --> 00:13:56,960
.
Look at him.
401
00:13:56,961 --> 00:13:58,168
There he is,
fuckin' for crying outside.
402
00:13:58,169 --> 00:13:59,797
What the fuck are
you doing here?
403
00:14:00,129 --> 00:14:01,129
What the hell's
this all about?
404
00:14:01,130 --> 00:14:03,340
Boys, I'm not in the mood.
405
00:14:03,341 --> 00:14:05,133
Marcus, what the fuck are you
doing all the way back here?
406
00:14:05,134 --> 00:14:06,635
They replaced me with
a Speak-and-Spell
407
00:14:06,636 --> 00:14:07,720
at the front gate.
408
00:14:07,721 --> 00:14:09,721
I've officially been Stooled.
409
00:14:09,722 --> 00:14:11,599
For fuck's sakes,
that's a saying now?
410
00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:14,143
The new guy swapped me out
for a fucking computer.
411
00:14:14,144 --> 00:14:15,728
I got icicles on my pecs.
412
00:14:15,729 --> 00:14:16,896
Fuck, Marcus. I'm sorry, man.
413
00:14:16,897 --> 00:14:18,355
You should be sorry.
414
00:14:18,356 --> 00:14:19,941
This plant's in a bad place.
415
00:14:19,942 --> 00:14:21,109
Casual city.
416
00:14:21,110 --> 00:14:22,777
Morale in the shits.
417
00:14:22,778 --> 00:14:24,528
Everybody's pissed
off at you guys.
418
00:14:24,529 --> 00:14:27,114
Well, actually just you.
419
00:14:27,115 --> 00:14:28,449
That's why we're here.
420
00:14:28,450 --> 00:14:30,409
I need to speak to
the General Foreman.
421
00:14:30,410 --> 00:14:32,452
Where does that
dangleberry hang out?
422
00:14:32,453 --> 00:14:35,038
Well, what in the
fuck do we have here?
423
00:14:35,039 --> 00:14:37,584
Dewey, what are you doing
with this cock weasel?
424
00:14:37,585 --> 00:14:40,378
I'm his squire, level four.
425
00:14:40,379 --> 00:14:41,546
Nice accent.
426
00:14:41,547 --> 00:14:44,047
You're fucked, level 10.
427
00:14:47,385 --> 00:14:49,177
Holy shit!
428
00:14:49,178 --> 00:14:51,014
You guys are not
gonna believe this.
429
00:14:52,015 --> 00:14:56,185
Yo. Nice rod, Tase.
430
00:14:56,186 --> 00:14:59,022
Looks like they
took off two inches.
431
00:14:59,023 --> 00:15:01,023
Man, this is wild.
432
00:15:01,024 --> 00:15:03,401
I'm inside the mainframe.
433
00:15:03,402 --> 00:15:05,777
Wow.
- Hey!
434
00:15:05,778 --> 00:15:07,488
Look.
- Yeah.
435
00:15:07,489 --> 00:15:10,907
Smooth and round,
and hairless.
436
00:15:10,908 --> 00:15:12,619
Look at that.
- Yeah.
437
00:15:12,620 --> 00:15:14,077
It's like a fit
woman's tushy.
438
00:15:14,078 --> 00:15:15,079
.
All right.
439
00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:16,372
It's 'cause I do my lunges.
440
00:15:16,373 --> 00:15:18,206
.
Well, that's
not all you do.
441
00:15:18,207 --> 00:15:20,000
God, no wonder Danny
likes to stand under you
442
00:15:20,001 --> 00:15:21,002
when you go up the ladder.
443
00:15:21,003 --> 00:15:22,210
Tase, just step to
the side for a second.
444
00:15:22,211 --> 00:15:23,253
.
Wait, what?
445
00:15:23,254 --> 00:15:25,590
Hey!
- What happened?
446
00:15:25,591 --> 00:15:27,050
Hey, chill out, Steph, okay?
447
00:15:27,051 --> 00:15:28,216
It's cold in here.
448
00:15:28,217 --> 00:15:29,259
God.
449
00:15:29,260 --> 00:15:30,219
It's fine.
450
00:15:30,220 --> 00:15:31,262
Nice work, guys.
451
00:15:31,263 --> 00:15:32,846
.
Look away, Steph, look away.
452
00:15:34,892 --> 00:15:36,433
As history dictates,
453
00:15:36,434 --> 00:15:39,811
isn't this the point where
you two dick-inhalers run away
454
00:15:39,812 --> 00:15:42,190
like sad little cry babies?
455
00:15:42,191 --> 00:15:43,858
Shut your fuckin' pie hole,
pig tits.
456
00:15:43,859 --> 00:15:46,735
Dew Worm, please
escort golden dick
457
00:15:46,736 --> 00:15:49,821
and his camouflaged cow
girl off my premises.
458
00:15:49,822 --> 00:15:50,949
I've heard about you.
459
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:52,532
You're a disgrace
to all foreman.
460
00:15:52,533 --> 00:15:53,909
You've ruined this place!
461
00:15:53,910 --> 00:15:56,537
You fuckin' wife-stealing,
scabby-hiring,
462
00:15:56,538 --> 00:15:58,122
barn-owl-fingering-fuck!
463
00:15:58,123 --> 00:15:59,123
You fingered an owl?
464
00:15:59,124 --> 00:16:00,124
I just came to say,
465
00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:02,710
fuck you before I
head back to camp.
466
00:16:02,711 --> 00:16:04,378
Okay, cool guy.
467
00:16:04,379 --> 00:16:06,422
Where's your sister been?
468
00:16:06,423 --> 00:16:08,925
I miss staring at those
lopsided titties-
469
00:16:08,926 --> 00:16:09,926
Look, if you say
anything about my sister,
470
00:16:09,927 --> 00:16:10,969
I swear to fuck-
471
00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:12,970
Tough talk for
a loser quitter.
472
00:16:12,971 --> 00:16:14,806
Silence, village idiot!
473
00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:17,557
And Dewey, wipe that shit
smear off your top lip.
474
00:16:17,558 --> 00:16:18,600
What is wrong with you?
475
00:16:18,601 --> 00:16:20,561
Why you got your nose up
this guy's fucking ass?
476
00:16:20,562 --> 00:16:21,896
You're supposed
to be one of us.
477
00:16:21,897 --> 00:16:23,314
.
Oh.
478
00:16:23,315 --> 00:16:25,316
You aren't us anymore.
479
00:16:25,317 --> 00:16:26,274
Why are you talking like that?
480
00:16:26,275 --> 00:16:27,276
Stop it!
481
00:16:27,277 --> 00:16:28,444
You fucking dildo.
482
00:16:28,445 --> 00:16:30,738
.
Oh, look who it is,
the runaway boys.
483
00:16:30,739 --> 00:16:33,407
You clowns left
us high and dry.
484
00:16:33,408 --> 00:16:35,158
Fuck you, Stool, for
wanting to make more money.
485
00:16:35,159 --> 00:16:36,159
Oh, that's funny.
486
00:16:36,160 --> 00:16:38,495
Danny, you are
one sick fuck.
487
00:16:38,496 --> 00:16:40,455
Yeah, this guy's
been meat-gazing.
488
00:16:40,456 --> 00:16:42,082
He's been looking at our
cocks, tits and pussies.
489
00:16:42,083 --> 00:16:43,167
What the fuck?
490
00:16:43,168 --> 00:16:44,835
Try and be respectful.
- Those are medical terms.
491
00:16:44,836 --> 00:16:46,713
It ain't a crime,
it ain't real,
492
00:16:46,714 --> 00:16:47,839
and it's not recorded.
493
00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:50,048
So, it's my word
against yours
494
00:16:50,049 --> 00:16:52,093
and we all know
how that goes.
495
00:16:52,094 --> 00:16:53,510
What about all
your camera feeds?
496
00:16:53,511 --> 00:16:55,178
Are those recorded, Dan-Dan?
497
00:16:55,179 --> 00:16:56,513
Oh yeah, they are.
498
00:16:56,514 --> 00:16:58,599
On his hard drive
and in the cloud.
499
00:16:58,600 --> 00:17:00,893
And I hacked his password
in about five seconds.
500
00:17:00,894 --> 00:17:03,354
Pawmuncher69?
501
00:17:03,355 --> 00:17:04,354
That's pretty common.
502
00:17:04,355 --> 00:17:06,691
Cameras in the bathrooms,
you deviant.
503
00:17:06,692 --> 00:17:09,693
Those are ridiculous and
slanderous accusations.
504
00:17:09,694 --> 00:17:11,570
Got you, you son of a bitch.
505
00:17:11,571 --> 00:17:13,739
And it is with great,
great pleasure
506
00:17:13,740 --> 00:17:15,450
that I have this honour.
507
00:17:15,451 --> 00:17:16,659
Danny McRules,
508
00:17:16,660 --> 00:17:17,701
you're fired!
509
00:17:17,702 --> 00:17:20,287
Marcus?
- Fired? You can't fire me.
510
00:17:20,288 --> 00:17:21,497
This is a hate crime!
511
00:17:21,498 --> 00:17:22,832
Shut the fuck up.
512
00:17:22,833 --> 00:17:25,918
I've got a army of
non-union peeps behind me.
513
00:17:25,919 --> 00:17:27,045
They're coming!
514
00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:28,171
And don't you worry.
515
00:17:28,172 --> 00:17:29,963
I am fucking untouchable!
516
00:17:29,964 --> 00:17:31,132
You seem touchable to me.
517
00:17:31,133 --> 00:17:32,383
.
Bye-bye.
518
00:17:32,384 --> 00:17:34,302
You get on out of here now.
- Enjoy it while you can!
519
00:17:34,303 --> 00:17:35,761
Grab your support dog.
- You're so finished!
520
00:17:35,762 --> 00:17:36,762
Oh my god!
521
00:17:36,763 --> 00:17:37,846
Let go of me!
522
00:17:39,391 --> 00:17:40,557
Are you short-circuiting?
523
00:17:40,558 --> 00:17:41,893
What the fuck are
you doing, Dewey?
524
00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:44,062
You're
all playing with my heart.
525
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:46,022
And that's on you.
And that's on you.
526
00:17:46,230 --> 00:17:48,356
.
Why the fuck is he
still talking like that?
527
00:17:48,357 --> 00:17:50,067
What the fuck just happened?
528
00:17:50,736 --> 00:17:52,819
I thought you
were on pipeline.
529
00:17:52,820 --> 00:17:55,530
I still am. Well, will be.
530
00:17:55,531 --> 00:17:57,365
Well, some of us are
going to the Pipe later.
531
00:17:57,366 --> 00:17:58,492
You should come.
532
00:17:58,493 --> 00:18:00,327
Yeah, I'm not sure
they want me there.
533
00:18:00,328 --> 00:18:01,328
Aw, come on.
534
00:18:01,329 --> 00:18:02,662
Don't be such a pussy.
535
00:18:07,419 --> 00:18:08,752
.
My first job on the pipeline,
536
00:18:08,753 --> 00:18:10,587
I broke my boss'
nose and I got fired.
537
00:18:10,588 --> 00:18:12,798
Wow, that's pretty hardcore.
538
00:18:12,799 --> 00:18:14,592
My mother taught me
something that day
539
00:18:14,593 --> 00:18:16,009
and it always stuck with me.
540
00:18:16,010 --> 00:18:17,595
She said, "Ronnie, my son,
541
00:18:17,596 --> 00:18:20,473
"failure isn't falling down,
it's staying down."
542
00:18:21,057 --> 00:18:22,892
That being said,
543
00:18:22,893 --> 00:18:24,684
don't you wanna create
something of your own?
544
00:18:24,685 --> 00:18:28,021
Don't you wanna be known as
more than just Todd's sister?
545
00:18:28,022 --> 00:18:30,025
Well, I've been called
a lot worse lately.
546
00:18:32,068 --> 00:18:34,403
Sounds like your family really
made an impression on you.
547
00:18:35,823 --> 00:18:37,489
.
They did. All of them.
548
00:18:37,490 --> 00:18:39,535
Even the ones you
don't get to see.
549
00:18:41,702 --> 00:18:43,412
Her name was Tatiana.
550
00:18:43,413 --> 00:18:44,997
Oh, that's exotic.
551
00:18:47,667 --> 00:18:49,460
Fuck.
552
00:18:49,461 --> 00:18:52,212
Oh, wow. That's nice.
553
00:18:52,213 --> 00:18:54,966
Little Gilfs sesh shots.
554
00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:56,843
Fuck it. I'm gay for pay.
555
00:18:56,844 --> 00:18:58,385
You want one of them
blue pills, gramps?
556
00:18:58,386 --> 00:19:00,136
Or, uh, Spanish fly?
557
00:19:00,137 --> 00:19:02,766
Shut the fuck up and show
some respect to your elders.
558
00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:06,352
Um, seniors?
- Auds? Auds? Huh?
559
00:19:06,353 --> 00:19:08,395
Oh, it's cool, guys.
I don't see age.
560
00:19:08,396 --> 00:19:09,980
Why don't you just go
for a walk before-
561
00:19:09,981 --> 00:19:11,982
Before I put you through
the fuckin' wall, bud.
562
00:19:11,983 --> 00:19:13,942
So, that's no threesome?
- No.
563
00:19:13,943 --> 00:19:14,986
Okay, cool, cool,
cool, cool.
564
00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:15,987
Would've been fun!
565
00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:17,614
Good for the prostate.
566
00:19:18,781 --> 00:19:20,324
Fucking idiot.
567
00:19:20,325 --> 00:19:22,367
Sometimes you
don't think, Auds.
568
00:19:22,368 --> 00:19:24,037
You just do.
569
00:19:32,461 --> 00:19:34,297
Look who it is.
- What are you doing here?
570
00:19:34,298 --> 00:19:36,047
Long time no see.
571
00:19:36,048 --> 00:19:37,299
Problem, boys?
572
00:19:37,300 --> 00:19:38,633
What are you shaking
your heads at?
573
00:19:38,634 --> 00:19:42,054
Well, if it isn't
douchebag the deserter
574
00:19:42,055 --> 00:19:44,472
and his long-haired
pipeline princess.
575
00:19:44,473 --> 00:19:46,267
Fuck you, Jimi.
576
00:19:46,268 --> 00:19:47,684
Take that as a compliment.
577
00:19:47,685 --> 00:19:49,269
I guess they got tired
of fucking each other
578
00:19:49,270 --> 00:19:51,063
out there in the cold.
579
00:19:51,064 --> 00:19:52,064
They don't look tired.
580
00:19:53,275 --> 00:19:55,026
Why does everyone think we're
teeing off on each other?
581
00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:56,986
Beats me.
Beer me, hun.
582
00:19:56,987 --> 00:19:58,320
And make me a
sandwich.
583
00:19:58,321 --> 00:20:00,906
Got two beer.
Thank you, Darlene.
584
00:20:00,907 --> 00:20:03,742
Yep. On his tab.
585
00:20:03,743 --> 00:20:05,786
Good work earlier, boys.
586
00:20:05,787 --> 00:20:08,079
Marcus told me that douche
canoe tried to bite him.
587
00:20:08,080 --> 00:20:11,083
I wonder what kind of fucked-up
shit is on those hard drives.
588
00:20:11,084 --> 00:20:12,793
I'm not gonna watch any of it.
589
00:20:12,794 --> 00:20:13,794
.
Sure.
590
00:20:13,795 --> 00:20:14,921
Piss off, goat-fucker.
591
00:20:14,922 --> 00:20:16,172
Looks like a rhino's taint.
592
00:20:17,507 --> 00:20:19,091
What the fuck?
593
00:20:19,092 --> 00:20:20,508
Save me a stool, Stool.
594
00:20:20,509 --> 00:20:22,260
I got one for you, Ronnie.
595
00:20:22,261 --> 00:20:23,637
What's up?
596
00:20:23,638 --> 00:20:25,056
Figured I'd come have
a beer with you guys
597
00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:27,057
before you head out.
- Thanks, Auds.
598
00:20:27,058 --> 00:20:28,559
.
Hey, Todd.
599
00:20:28,852 --> 00:20:30,478
Glad you're not a pussy.
600
00:20:30,479 --> 00:20:32,104
Kind of nice to come and
have a beer with everyone
601
00:20:32,105 --> 00:20:33,439
before we head back.
602
00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:34,606
.
That's right.
603
00:20:34,607 --> 00:20:36,525
Yeah, especially without
knuckles flying everywhere.
604
00:20:36,526 --> 00:20:37,817
Cheers to that.
605
00:20:37,818 --> 00:20:39,069
.
And fuck you.
606
00:20:39,070 --> 00:20:40,112
Seriously, Homer.
607
00:20:40,113 --> 00:20:41,364
Give it a fuckin' rest.
608
00:20:41,365 --> 00:20:42,489
.
Yeah, fuck off, traitor.
609
00:20:42,490 --> 00:20:44,033
Fuckin' guy's special.
610
00:20:44,034 --> 00:20:45,618
Hi.
- Hi.
611
00:20:48,121 --> 00:20:49,789
.
What the fuck is Dewey doing?
612
00:20:51,124 --> 00:20:52,208
Hey, Dewey.
- It's a magic show?
613
00:20:52,209 --> 00:20:53,541
.
What is this, Dewey-oke?
614
00:20:53,542 --> 00:20:55,752
.
What the fuck is this now?
615
00:20:58,382 --> 00:20:59,757
What the fuck now?
616
00:21:02,426 --> 00:21:03,510
Again?
- Here we go.
617
00:21:03,511 --> 00:21:04,553
.
Turn that down.
618
00:21:04,554 --> 00:21:06,097
Oh!
619
00:21:06,722 --> 00:21:09,432
Why don't you start fucking
stripping you fuckhead?
620
00:21:09,433 --> 00:21:10,768
Alright, I'm here to,
621
00:21:10,769 --> 00:21:15,105
to knock y'all senses dark
and punch 'em into oblivion.
622
00:21:15,106 --> 00:21:18,985
You opened up a nasty
can of Western whoop-ass
623
00:21:18,986 --> 00:21:21,778
and it's gonna
nut in your eye.
624
00:21:21,779 --> 00:21:23,614
Nut in your eye?
- What does that mean?
625
00:21:23,615 --> 00:21:25,115
It's where it stings the most.
626
00:21:25,116 --> 00:21:26,534
Really?
- Oh, of course.
627
00:21:26,535 --> 00:21:28,536
Let's start the
fighting with...
628
00:21:28,537 --> 00:21:30,121
.
I'm ready.
629
00:21:30,122 --> 00:21:31,162
.
Yeah.
630
00:21:31,163 --> 00:21:32,123
.
Fuck him up, Tase.
631
00:21:32,124 --> 00:21:33,749
.
Yeah, you show him, Tase.
632
00:21:33,750 --> 00:21:35,209
You.
633
00:21:35,210 --> 00:21:36,168
All right, Jimi.
634
00:21:36,169 --> 00:21:37,210
All right, fuck it.
635
00:21:37,211 --> 00:21:38,336
I got a bad hip,
but let's go.
636
00:21:38,337 --> 00:21:39,755
Come on.
- Me first.
637
00:21:39,756 --> 00:21:41,297
Jimi, I got this.
I got this.
638
00:21:41,298 --> 00:21:42,633
Me first.
639
00:21:42,634 --> 00:21:44,593
All right.
640
00:21:44,594 --> 00:21:46,011
I had your backs, permits.
641
00:21:46,012 --> 00:21:48,014
Now you gotta have mine.
Come on!
642
00:21:48,015 --> 00:21:50,098
Why don't you get
the fuck outta here?
643
00:21:50,099 --> 00:21:51,182
Nobody's gonna fight you.
644
00:21:51,183 --> 00:21:52,143
You're not worth it.
645
00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:54,312
And nobody's gonna
back you up.
646
00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:57,147
Tatiana! Tatiana.
647
00:21:57,148 --> 00:21:58,817
Come here, baby, come here.
648
00:21:59,483 --> 00:22:02,402
Tatiana. Tatiana,
my cutie little tootie.
649
00:22:02,403 --> 00:22:03,403
I love you.
650
00:22:03,404 --> 00:22:05,197
Ronnie's bitch
is a real bitch.
651
00:22:05,198 --> 00:22:06,865
You little slut!
652
00:22:06,866 --> 00:22:09,910
I knew you'd end up
in a shit small town.
653
00:22:09,911 --> 00:22:11,162
You ruined my hometown.
654
00:22:11,163 --> 00:22:13,873
No problem. I get over it.
655
00:22:13,874 --> 00:22:16,249
But then you
stole my Tatiana.
656
00:22:16,250 --> 00:22:17,835
Now we got a real
fuckin' problem.
657
00:22:17,836 --> 00:22:18,835
.
Not good.
658
00:22:18,836 --> 00:22:20,713
.
What? Is that for your bum?
659
00:22:21,882 --> 00:22:24,842
What the fuck are you doing,
you weird, gross perv?
660
00:22:24,843 --> 00:22:28,429
Scoping out your chin to see
how my nuts will fit on it.
661
00:22:28,430 --> 00:22:29,471
You're dead!
662
00:22:31,682 --> 00:22:33,183
Oh shit!
663
00:22:34,269 --> 00:22:37,479
Kumite that,
you scraggly bitch!
664
00:22:37,480 --> 00:22:39,315
You know, I would've
dealt with that.
665
00:22:39,316 --> 00:22:41,025
No need, Audrey's brother.
666
00:22:41,026 --> 00:22:42,610
That was awesome!
667
00:22:42,611 --> 00:22:44,027
Where the fuck did
that come from?
668
00:22:44,028 --> 00:22:46,279
Boys, sometimes
you don't think,
669
00:22:46,280 --> 00:22:47,323
you just do.
670
00:22:47,324 --> 00:22:49,200
.
You got it, Auds.
671
00:22:49,201 --> 00:22:51,243
Now that your lover's down,
you're demoted.
672
00:22:52,996 --> 00:22:53,953
Janet Jackson.
673
00:22:53,954 --> 00:22:55,206
.
Fuck you, Dewey.
674
00:22:55,207 --> 00:22:56,248
Just get the fuck
outta here, all right?
675
00:22:56,249 --> 00:22:57,249
Get moving.
- Get going.
676
00:22:57,250 --> 00:22:58,249
Watch it.
677
00:22:58,250 --> 00:23:02,296
Let me send this
donkey on outta town.
678
00:23:02,297 --> 00:23:05,091
And we shall never
speak of this again.
679
00:23:05,092 --> 00:23:06,092
Bye!
680
00:23:06,093 --> 00:23:07,593
.
You touched my bum!
681
00:23:07,594 --> 00:23:09,260
Why do you keep
touching my bum?!
682
00:23:09,261 --> 00:23:10,304
You got a nice bum.
683
00:23:10,305 --> 00:23:11,932
Forgot your nipple cover.
684
00:23:13,141 --> 00:23:14,975
Can we just have some beers
685
00:23:14,976 --> 00:23:16,518
and pretend we're on
the same team for once?
686
00:23:16,519 --> 00:23:18,269
As if.
- What team are you on?
687
00:23:18,270 --> 00:23:19,438
Not ours.
688
00:23:19,439 --> 00:23:21,315
.
Fucking snake in the grass.
689
00:23:21,316 --> 00:23:22,357
Yeah, I'm surprised
you could talk so good
690
00:23:22,358 --> 00:23:23,483
with Backwoods'
cock in your mouth.
691
00:23:23,484 --> 00:23:24,777
I'll stick my cock
in your eye, Homer.
692
00:23:24,778 --> 00:23:26,027
Fuck you, Fink.
693
00:23:26,028 --> 00:23:27,822
You too now, Steph?
- It's fun.
694
00:23:27,823 --> 00:23:29,323
You know what
else is fun, man?
695
00:23:29,324 --> 00:23:31,158
Peace.
696
00:23:31,159 --> 00:23:33,285
Let's get high. Come on!
697
00:23:33,286 --> 00:23:34,245
Yeah, all right.
698
00:23:34,246 --> 00:23:35,328
.
Yeah!
699
00:23:35,329 --> 00:23:36,913
.
All right. Gettin' high is fun.
700
00:23:36,914 --> 00:23:39,166
My little Tatiana makes
up for no skull bashing.
701
00:23:40,961 --> 00:23:43,295
Listen, brother, I'm gonna
stick around for a few days.
702
00:23:43,296 --> 00:23:45,173
Make sure shit's
all ironed out.
703
00:23:46,799 --> 00:23:48,384
There's your keys.
704
00:23:48,801 --> 00:23:50,845
Wasn't the right
shade of grey for me.
705
00:23:50,846 --> 00:23:52,262
Safe travels.
706
00:23:52,263 --> 00:23:53,973
Okay, brother. See you soon.
707
00:23:55,392 --> 00:23:57,352
Jeez, welders make
way too much money.
708
00:23:58,936 --> 00:24:00,564
Fuckin' right, they do.
709
00:24:09,698 --> 00:24:16,745
♪ I once knew a welder
with some golden flair
710
00:24:16,746 --> 00:24:19,331
♪ When it comes to talent,
there ain't nothing there
711
00:24:19,332 --> 00:24:22,000
♪ Defend his little sis
with revenge in his mind,
712
00:24:22,001 --> 00:24:24,836
♪ but Audrey stepped up
and dropped Danny's behind.
713
00:24:24,837 --> 00:24:26,838
♪ I'm out on parole
trying to make ends meet.
714
00:24:26,839 --> 00:24:28,257
♪ What's with the
eye patch, Bennett?
715
00:24:28,258 --> 00:24:29,717
♪ Still feeling the heat?
716
00:24:29,718 --> 00:24:31,134
♪ Todd's rep is a mess.
717
00:24:31,135 --> 00:24:33,429
♪ The boy better pray
the union's on the knees
718
00:24:33,430 --> 00:24:34,805
♪ And Jenn Conch
is on the way.
719
00:24:34,806 --> 00:24:37,807
♪ She's a spoiled little brat
and she's coming to town.
720
00:24:37,808 --> 00:24:39,309
♪ Like her daddy, watch out.
721
00:24:39,310 --> 00:24:41,479
♪ She'll put this
bitch in the ground.
722
00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:45,983
♪ Check the O.R.
You like it so far? ♪
723
00:24:46,358 --> 00:24:48,153
♪ Check the O.R.
You like it so far? ♪
724
00:24:48,361 --> 00:24:50,154
♪ Check the O.R.
You like it so far? ♪
725
00:24:50,696 --> 00:24:52,489
♪ Check the O.R.
You love the O.R. ♪
726
00:24:52,490 --> 00:24:54,365
♪ Check the O.R.
You like it so far? ♪
727
00:24:54,366 --> 00:24:55,366
♪ Smack your back
728
00:24:55,367 --> 00:24:56,911
♪ Can you deal
with a deep scar?
729
00:24:56,912 --> 00:24:58,828
♪ I will test ya
from the west of ya
730
00:24:58,829 --> 00:25:01,248
♪ Now ya know that I'm
better than the best of ya
731
00:25:01,249 --> 00:25:02,999
♪ I remove you quicker
than a Band-Aid
732
00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:05,126
♪ Paid backstage and I'm
gone like a renegade
733
00:25:05,127 --> 00:25:07,421
♪ And I don't delay,
want the replay?
734
00:25:07,422 --> 00:25:09,507
♪ Like Sinatra,
I got ya my way
735
00:25:09,508 --> 00:25:11,592
♪ I feel lowly so I lay low
736
00:25:11,593 --> 00:25:13,885
♪ Never lonely now
that I clock dough
737
00:25:13,886 --> 00:25:15,845
♪ Flippin' women
over like a pancake
738
00:25:15,846 --> 00:25:17,931
♪ And I will make mistakes
in a heartbreak
739
00:25:17,932 --> 00:25:19,892
♪ Receive honours,
make you goners
740
00:25:19,893 --> 00:25:22,185
♪ Break the deuce
like Jimmy Connors
741
00:25:22,186 --> 00:25:24,270
♪ I'm not a phony,
preaching testimony
742
00:25:24,271 --> 00:25:26,481
♪ Goin' down to the
bank for mo' money
743
00:25:26,482 --> 00:25:28,566
♪ Make light of
everyday establishment
744
00:25:28,567 --> 00:25:31,111
♪ With content sticking
like Polident
745
00:25:31,112 --> 00:25:32,528
♪ But I pay my dues
746
00:25:32,529 --> 00:25:34,530
♪ I lay more chicks
than Mother Goose
747
00:25:34,531 --> 00:25:36,367
♪ Check the O.R.
You like it so far? ♪
748
00:25:36,867 --> 00:25:38,662
♪ Check the O.R.
You like it so far? ♪
749
00:25:38,912 --> 00:25:40,913
♪ Check the O.R.
You like it so far? ♪
750
00:25:47,546 --> 00:25:49,297
♪ Check the O.R.
You like it so far? ♪
751
00:25:53,593 --> 00:25:54,634
♪ You wanna' get with this?
752
00:25:54,635 --> 00:25:55,844
♪ I hit with persistence
753
00:25:55,845 --> 00:25:58,096
♪ Swing, the countdown,
1-2-3-4
754
00:25:58,097 --> 00:25:59,890
♪ Smooth it out,
now check the O.R ♪
755
00:25:59,891 --> 00:26:01,726
♪ Check the O.R.
You like it so far? ♪
756
00:26:02,059 --> 00:26:03,853
♪ Check the O.R.
You like it so far? ♪
757
00:26:04,104 --> 00:26:05,855
♪ Check the O.R.
You like it so far? ♪
758
00:26:06,272 --> 00:26:08,315
♪ Check the O.R.
You love the O.R. ♪
759
00:26:08,316 --> 00:26:10,151
♪ Check the O.R.
You like it so far? ♪
760
00:26:10,442 --> 00:26:12,362
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You like it so far? ♪
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