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Hi! I'm Patrick Star!
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And I live with my parents! Ow!
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This is my dad!
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This is my mom! [chuckles]
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This is my sister! She's shy.
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This is my grandpa.
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This is my room!
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And this...
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[cheering]
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This is my show!
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[announcer]
The Patrick Star Show
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is filmed before
a live studio audience.
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Alright, toaster!
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Spit it out,
you little rascal!
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[toaster]
Mm! Mm, mm, mm!
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[audience laughs]
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[snorts]
I said give me that toast!
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[toaster snarling]
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[Cecil in singsong]
Oh, Bunny! I'm home!
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[audience cheering]
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Mmm, toast!
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Burnt, just the way I like it.
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- Save some burnt for me!
- [audience cheers]
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- [crickets chirping]
- [coughing in audience]
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- [audience roaring]
- Huh?
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Ehh.
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Oh boy, oh boy!
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I cannot wait to have boss
for dinner!
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Boss? Dinner?
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Yup, that's what it says
on today's menu!
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[whimpers] I completely forgot
I invited the boss
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from one of my temp jobs
over for dinner tonight!
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[audience gasps]
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He'll be here any minute!
Nothing's ready!
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I just wanted to make
a good impression
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and now I've blown it!
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Nonsense, Mr. Frowny Face!
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As long as you've got
your family...
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[all] Everything's gonna be
just dandy!
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[audience applauding]
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[doorbell chimes]
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Oh no! That must be him!
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Welcome to our humble abode,
Mr. Nana.
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Uh, just in time for dinner!
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[audience laughing]
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Cecil, please,
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we're not at the office.
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Call me Ben.
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Oh, not a problem... Ben.
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Come on in and meet my family.
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This is Bunny, Squidina,
GrandPat, and Patrick.
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[laughs nervously]
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Right this way, Mr. Nana!
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Make yourself at home.
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- Phew!
- [doorbell chimes]
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Who could that be?
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[dramatic stinger plays]
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[Cecil] Mr. Rilla?
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My boss from the zoo?
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[audience gasps]
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One second!
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Is everything alright?
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I thought I heard a doorbell.
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Oh, it's no one!
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Must've been a ghost
that rang the doorbell.
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[chuckles]
Sure am afraid of ghosts!
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[audience laughing]
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[whispers] Psst, family meeting.
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Under the table, discreetly.
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Uh, whoops! Dinner table's
on the fritz again!
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Better go check under the hood!
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Family, we got a problem.
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I accidentally invited
two of my bosses over.
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But listen, the bosses can
not see each other!
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My good reputation is at stake!
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And Mr. Rilla will probably
try to eat Mr. Nana.
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[with mouth full]
What? The monster!
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[audience laughing]
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Don't worry, Dad.
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We'll keep Ben out of sight
in the kitchen,
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and you can keep Rilla
in the living room.
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Ooh! And I'll make two meals.
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One with bananas
for the gorilla,
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and one without bananas
for the banana!
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Great idea, hon!
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We got this!
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- [audience cheering]
- All good!
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Might as well fix that ghost
infested door while I'm at it!
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[pounding on door]
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Uh, sorry for the-- [grunts]
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Well... I wanted to make
a good impression.
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[audience laughing, applauding]
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[audience cheering]
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Boy oh boy!
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We sure are excited you're here.
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When I told the kids
you were coming, they went ape!
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- [audience laughing]
- [snarls]
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They even, uh, prepared
some pre-dinner entertainment.
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Right, guys?
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No, we didn't.
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[nervous chuckle]
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Uh, w-what he means is,
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it's right here in the trunk.
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[babbling]
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Tire swing!
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And finger paint!
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Enjoy!
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[laughing, grunting]
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[audience cheering]
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Uh, honey, our guest needs
to go in there
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and use
the little bananas' room!
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Oh no!
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The bosses will see each other!
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Say, Mr. Rilla,
have you seen our, uh...
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famous Star family
lamp shade?
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Take a gander!
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Right this way, Mr. Nana!
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- Thank you!
- [glass shatters]
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Precious potassium!
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Is that...
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- [suspenseful music]
- [audience gasps]
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...not the most beautiful lamp
I've ever seen?
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- [audience laughing]
- [soft music plays]
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Can I turn it on?
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Whoops! Sorry, lamp's broken!
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But, uh, the toilet sure isn't.
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Go see for yourself!
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So what did you think
of the lamp shade?
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- Whoa!
- [thuds]
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Maybe that idea
was a little... dim.
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[audience laughing]
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[audience cheering]
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Here you are, Mr. Rilla!
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Head of the table!
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Dinner is almost ready.
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[toilet flushing]
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Strange toilet you have here.
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Must be European.
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[grunting]
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Hey there, Mr. Nana!
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We're gonna have dinner
out here instead.
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Right, Squidina?
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Uh... Oh!
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[nervous chuckle]
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Don't be shy.
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Take a seat!
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Some tea?
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Glug, glug, glug...
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Psst, fellas, huddle!
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Son, I'm gonna need you
to entertain Mr. Rilla
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in the kitchen
while pretending to be me.
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Oh! [laughs]
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[sneezes, crashes]
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And, Dad, I'm gonna need you to
entertain Ben in the living room
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- while also pretending to be--
- You!
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[straining]
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Uncanny!
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[audience laughing]
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Hey, what are you gonna do?
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[Cecil] The most important job
there is...
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Make sure no more bosses get in!
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[audience laughing]
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- [GrandPat screaming]
- Dad!
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All I have to do is twist
and your feet'll pop right off.
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[screams]
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[grunts] I'm so sorry, Mr. Nana!
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I don't know what came over
my dad-- uh, I mean, me!
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- Cecil!
- [gulps]
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I didn't know you had
that kinda fight in ya.
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I hope you use those moves
on the competition.
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[Bunny] Okay, everyone!
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Dinner is ready!
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Fantastic! I'll go get--
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Honey, no.
You can't go in there.
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Not while Patrick's
pretending to be you.
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[gasps] You're right!
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If Patrick's me...
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Business meeting!
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401 K! [grunts]
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Synergy! [grunts]
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Then I'll have to be... hmm...
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[grunting]
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...you!
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And, uh, you'll be... the lamp!
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[Bunny] Ooh!
What a bright idea!
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Oh... [whimpering]
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[Patrick grunting]
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I'm happy to see you two
getting along so well!
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Oh, you should give
him a raise!
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I hope you're hungry
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because dinner is served!
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[Patrick screams]
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[crash]
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It's time to eat.
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Finally. I can't wait to have
this dinner of--
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[gasps] Buh-buh-buh-buh...
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Uh-oh!
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[Ben] Bananas!
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Ooh!
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Now, sir, calm down.
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It's not what it looks like!
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It looks like you cooked
my cousins!
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You're disgusting, lady!
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Lady?
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I'm Cecil!
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Oh, Jimminy Jellyfish!
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You're Cecil, he's Cecil!
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That thing is Cecil!
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What is going on here?
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Why would you serve me
a plate full of--
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[Mr. Rilla] Banana?
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Banana!
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[screams]
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- [crashing]
- [lively music playing]
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[wailing like Tarzan]
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[horn blares]
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I knew they were gonna have me
for dinner...
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[yelping]
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...but this is ridiculous!
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[audience laughing]
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Huh? Uh...
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There it is again!
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The laughing!
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There's something
really weird going on!
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[grunts] What the-- [screams]
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[announcer] If you think things
are crazy now,
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then you'll flip when you see
the next episode of
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The Patrick Star Show:
The Sitcom!
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All the Stars are upside down!
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I said, all the Stars
are upside down!
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[screams, grunts]
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Don't miss it!
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[audience applauding]
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[laughter]
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Great dinner, Cecil.
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Consider yourself promoted!
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[audience cheering]
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Gee! Thanks, Ben.
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See ya on Monday!
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Not if I see you first!
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- [laughter]
- [audience laughing]
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See, hon?
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Everything turned out
just dandy.
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[smooching loudly]
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[light theme music playing]
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[grunts] Are you kidding me?!
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Did no one see
that commercial break?
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Or those credits?
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Am I the only one hearing
that laughter?
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[audience laughing]
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Um, it's probably just
the house settling.
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[audience laughing]
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Then how do you explain them?
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[laughing and cheering]
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Guys, I think we're trapped
in a sitcom!
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[audience gasps]
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Oh, my little Squidina.
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You and your imagination.
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- [static buzzing]
- Hey!
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What happened to Squidina?
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She looks... different!
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I don't see anything different.
That's our Squidina!
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I am telling you,
that is not her!
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It's like she's been...
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- recast!
- [dramatic stinger]
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- [static buzzes]
- [gentle music plays]
267
00:10:34,551 --> 00:10:36,482
Recast? That's ridiculous!
268
00:10:36,586 --> 00:10:37,758
[static buzzes]
269
00:10:38,172 --> 00:10:41,068
What is the deal
with airplane food?
270
00:10:41,551 --> 00:10:45,344
There is something screwy
going on around here!
271
00:10:45,758 --> 00:10:47,103
[static buzzes]
272
00:10:47,689 --> 00:10:49,551
They call it airplane food
273
00:10:49,655 --> 00:10:51,620
'cause it flies
right through ya!
274
00:10:51,724 --> 00:10:53,000
[audience laughing]
275
00:10:53,103 --> 00:10:54,827
[bass-heavy theme plays]
276
00:10:54,931 --> 00:10:57,586
Well, one thing's for sure...
277
00:10:57,689 --> 00:11:00,379
[all] When you got
your family...
278
00:11:00,482 --> 00:11:03,206
Everything tastes like candy!
279
00:11:03,310 --> 00:11:05,379
- [laughter]
- [light theme music plays]
280
00:11:08,034 --> 00:11:09,275
[music stops]
281
00:11:09,931 --> 00:11:12,724
You think he's ever
gonna figure it out?
282
00:11:12,827 --> 00:11:14,137
I wouldn't bet on it.
283
00:11:14,241 --> 00:11:17,379
He's not the brightest star
in the sea.
284
00:11:17,482 --> 00:11:20,103
[audience laughing]
285
00:11:23,965 --> 00:11:26,137
[breathing rapidly]
286
00:11:26,241 --> 00:11:27,517
[snoring]
287
00:11:27,620 --> 00:11:30,655
[grunting]
Stay back!
288
00:11:30,758 --> 00:11:32,517
Not one step
closer,
289
00:11:32,620 --> 00:11:34,689
you brute!
Yah!
290
00:11:34,793 --> 00:11:35,931
[whimpering]
291
00:11:36,310 --> 00:11:38,655
Hang in there,
Danny-saurus Rex!
292
00:11:38,758 --> 00:11:41,068
Keep those little legs
a-pumpin'!
293
00:11:44,344 --> 00:11:45,379
Thank you!
294
00:11:47,379 --> 00:11:48,275
[grumbles]
295
00:11:48,827 --> 00:11:50,827
Outta my way, cop!
296
00:11:50,931 --> 00:11:54,241
[grunts]
You're not catching us now!
297
00:11:56,793 --> 00:11:58,448
We made it, buddy!
298
00:11:58,551 --> 00:11:59,896
From this day forward,
299
00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:03,413
we live life
the way we want to live it...
300
00:12:04,275 --> 00:12:06,310
In prison.
301
00:12:06,413 --> 00:12:07,275
[Squidina] Cut!
302
00:12:07,379 --> 00:12:08,448
That was good.
303
00:12:08,551 --> 00:12:11,896
But you're busting out
of prison, remember?
304
00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:14,758
It's okay, we'll fix
the dialogue in post.
305
00:12:14,862 --> 00:12:19,103
I just need one more shot before
we film the grand finale...
306
00:12:19,206 --> 00:12:22,034
your motorcycle jump
to freedom!
307
00:12:22,655 --> 00:12:24,068
And... action!
308
00:12:24,482 --> 00:12:28,620
Remember, you're taking your
first steps as a free sea-star!
309
00:12:28,724 --> 00:12:29,931
Oh, wow!
310
00:12:30,034 --> 00:12:32,172
Look at all this freedom!
311
00:12:32,275 --> 00:12:34,206
[Squidina] Yes! Good stuff!
312
00:12:34,310 --> 00:12:36,689
- So much freedom all around!
- [Squidina yelps]
313
00:12:36,793 --> 00:12:39,310
Whoa! [whimpering]
314
00:12:39,413 --> 00:12:40,310
[grunts]
315
00:12:41,034 --> 00:12:42,655
Still rolling! Huh?
316
00:12:43,137 --> 00:12:45,620
Whoa! Oh! Still rolling!
317
00:12:45,724 --> 00:12:48,586
[yelping]
318
00:12:48,689 --> 00:12:50,379
[screaming]
319
00:12:51,379 --> 00:12:53,689
[screaming]
320
00:12:53,793 --> 00:12:55,000
[grunts]
321
00:12:56,586 --> 00:12:57,896
Still rolling!
322
00:12:58,000 --> 00:13:00,344
Whoa! Oof!
323
00:13:00,448 --> 00:13:02,000
Oof! Ugh!
324
00:13:02,103 --> 00:13:03,862
[groaning]
325
00:13:04,344 --> 00:13:07,206
- Did we get the shot?
- [tooth shatters]
326
00:13:07,310 --> 00:13:10,586
[French narrator] One trip
to the emergency room later...
327
00:13:11,758 --> 00:13:13,103
Don't worry, honey.
328
00:13:13,206 --> 00:13:15,000
Your tentacles will heal.
329
00:13:15,103 --> 00:13:18,275
They just need
a little time to rest.
330
00:13:19,137 --> 00:13:21,068
Three, two, one.
331
00:13:21,172 --> 00:13:23,862
Okay! Now that you've rested,
332
00:13:23,965 --> 00:13:26,689
let's film the big
motorcycle jump finale!
333
00:13:26,793 --> 00:13:30,275
Oh, Squidina can't help you
with your little show, dear.
334
00:13:30,379 --> 00:13:32,620
You'll have to do it yourself.
335
00:13:32,724 --> 00:13:35,000
- Myself?
- [dramatic stinger]
336
00:13:35,103 --> 00:13:37,793
But who's gonna tell me
where to stand
337
00:13:37,896 --> 00:13:39,172
and what to say
338
00:13:39,275 --> 00:13:41,034
and when to breathe?
339
00:13:41,137 --> 00:13:42,620
You can do this!
340
00:13:42,724 --> 00:13:46,448
It'll be automatic,
like riding a bicycle!
341
00:13:46,551 --> 00:13:48,344
Riding a bicycle?
342
00:13:48,448 --> 00:13:49,793
I can do that!
343
00:13:49,896 --> 00:13:52,206
- [upbeat music playing]
- Yah! Ha-ha!
344
00:13:52,310 --> 00:13:55,103
Welcome to The Patrick Show!
345
00:13:55,206 --> 00:13:57,896
We've got a great guest
coming up,
346
00:13:58,000 --> 00:13:59,413
but first...
347
00:13:59,517 --> 00:14:01,724
a card trick.
348
00:14:01,827 --> 00:14:02,896
Pick a card.
349
00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:04,241
[music stops]
350
00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:07,000
I said, pick a card!
351
00:14:07,517 --> 00:14:09,724
[audience member]
We can't see you!
352
00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:12,172
Hello?
353
00:14:12,275 --> 00:14:14,034
What am I looking at here?
354
00:14:14,137 --> 00:14:17,034
[audience member]
C'mon! Pull the curtain already!
355
00:14:18,793 --> 00:14:21,172
Oh, I see what's going on here.
356
00:14:21,275 --> 00:14:26,000
[chuckles] Pull the red rope
for the red curtain.
357
00:14:26,103 --> 00:14:27,344
[grunts]
358
00:14:27,862 --> 00:14:28,620
[zapping]
359
00:14:28,724 --> 00:14:29,827
Hmm...
360
00:14:30,344 --> 00:14:31,689
[electricity buzzing]
361
00:14:31,793 --> 00:14:32,689
Nope.
362
00:14:34,655 --> 00:14:35,931
[screeching]
363
00:14:36,034 --> 00:14:37,172
[Patrick screams]
364
00:14:37,275 --> 00:14:39,448
You leave me no choice, Kurt!
365
00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:44,172
Feel the fury
of a strong breeze!
366
00:14:44,965 --> 00:14:46,724
[screaming]
367
00:14:46,827 --> 00:14:47,827
[grunts]
368
00:14:47,931 --> 00:14:49,482
- [grunting]
- [smashing]
369
00:14:49,586 --> 00:14:50,689
[babbling]
370
00:14:50,793 --> 00:14:52,655
- [whooshing]
- [screaming]
371
00:14:52,758 --> 00:14:54,896
[pulley whirring]
372
00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:56,482
[cheering]
373
00:14:56,586 --> 00:14:57,689
[Patrick screams]
374
00:14:58,655 --> 00:15:00,551
Is this your card?
375
00:15:00,655 --> 00:15:02,344
[gasping]
376
00:15:03,103 --> 00:15:04,379
[grunting]
377
00:15:04,482 --> 00:15:06,000
[Teensy Tom] Only one of us
378
00:15:06,103 --> 00:15:08,758
will make it out of here alive!
379
00:15:09,241 --> 00:15:12,172
Or... we can learn
to come together
380
00:15:12,275 --> 00:15:14,482
and talk out our differences!
381
00:15:14,586 --> 00:15:15,517
[Squidina] Cut!
382
00:15:15,620 --> 00:15:17,000
Again, Mr. Dartfish,
383
00:15:17,103 --> 00:15:19,931
the seahorse
is not a speaking role.
384
00:15:20,034 --> 00:15:22,448
Let's try what is written
this time.
385
00:15:22,551 --> 00:15:24,137
And action!
386
00:15:24,241 --> 00:15:25,551
- Welcome back!
- [slurping]
387
00:15:25,655 --> 00:15:29,655
Please give a warm
Patrick Show welcome
388
00:15:29,758 --> 00:15:31,689
to Nosferatu.
389
00:15:31,793 --> 00:15:34,379
- [audience cheering]
- [dramatic organ music]
390
00:15:37,793 --> 00:15:42,000
Whoo! Okay, I have got
a little surprise for you.
391
00:15:42,103 --> 00:15:48,724
Someone from your past that
you haven't seen in centuries!
392
00:15:49,517 --> 00:15:51,482
Say hello...
393
00:15:51,586 --> 00:15:53,034
to your son!
394
00:15:53,137 --> 00:15:54,689
Hmm?
395
00:15:55,137 --> 00:15:58,655
Oops! I mean, say hello to...
396
00:15:58,758 --> 00:16:00,137
the sun!
397
00:16:01,034 --> 00:16:03,551
- [sun buzzing]
- [grunting]
398
00:16:04,344 --> 00:16:05,931
[screeching]
399
00:16:06,034 --> 00:16:07,758
[audience cheering]
400
00:16:07,862 --> 00:16:09,241
[all exclaim]
401
00:16:09,344 --> 00:16:10,896
[suspenseful string music]
402
00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:11,931
[nonchalant whistling]
403
00:16:12,034 --> 00:16:13,379
En garde!
404
00:16:13,896 --> 00:16:14,896
Whoops!
405
00:16:15,689 --> 00:16:16,862
[sniffing]
406
00:16:16,965 --> 00:16:19,310
What is that smell?
407
00:16:20,793 --> 00:16:22,172
Um, Squidina?
408
00:16:22,551 --> 00:16:26,000
I think I might need
a little help after all.
409
00:16:26,103 --> 00:16:29,000
Why? Everything going okay
with, uh...
410
00:16:29,103 --> 00:16:31,379
- Nosferatu?
- Oh!
411
00:16:31,931 --> 00:16:32,793
Um...
412
00:16:32,896 --> 00:16:34,862
Maybe you should ask him.
413
00:16:36,034 --> 00:16:37,413
Patrick!
414
00:16:37,517 --> 00:16:40,172
You cannot incinerate
the guests!
415
00:16:40,275 --> 00:16:41,655
[grumbles] Okay.
416
00:16:41,758 --> 00:16:43,655
I'll figure out a way
to help from here.
417
00:16:43,758 --> 00:16:45,931
In the meantime,
just get back down there
418
00:16:46,034 --> 00:16:47,620
and keep the show going!
419
00:16:47,724 --> 00:16:49,068
Okay, okay!
420
00:16:49,172 --> 00:16:51,103
What am I gonna do?
421
00:16:51,206 --> 00:16:52,241
[grunting]
422
00:16:52,724 --> 00:16:56,482
We're happy to help
any way we can.
423
00:16:57,137 --> 00:16:59,000
[all Dartfish] Heave! Ho!
424
00:16:59,103 --> 00:17:01,206
Heave! Ho!
425
00:17:01,310 --> 00:17:03,137
Nice work, Dartfish.
426
00:17:03,241 --> 00:17:05,586
Now let's see what
Patrick's up to.
427
00:17:07,793 --> 00:17:08,931
Banana.
428
00:17:09,034 --> 00:17:11,586
[audience] Banana who?
429
00:17:11,689 --> 00:17:12,482
Knock knock.
430
00:17:12,586 --> 00:17:14,620
[audience] Who's there?
431
00:17:14,724 --> 00:17:15,793
Banana.
432
00:17:15,896 --> 00:17:18,275
Looks like he's doing
his comedy routine.
433
00:17:18,379 --> 00:17:20,034
Okay, Dartfish, now remember,
434
00:17:20,137 --> 00:17:21,896
I'll watch Patrick from here,
435
00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:23,896
and if he needs direction...
436
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:26,310
We'll relay the message
for you.
437
00:17:26,413 --> 00:17:28,620
[all] Go Dartfish!
438
00:17:29,034 --> 00:17:31,655
- [Patrick] Orange.
- [audience] Orange who?
439
00:17:31,758 --> 00:17:35,793
"Orange" you glad
I didn't say banana?
440
00:17:36,310 --> 00:17:38,034
[audience] Yes!
441
00:17:38,482 --> 00:17:41,724
If you thought that was funny,
get a load of this.
442
00:17:41,827 --> 00:17:42,620
[clears throat]
443
00:17:43,103 --> 00:17:47,758
Why did the sea chicken
cross the playground?
444
00:17:47,862 --> 00:17:49,206
Why?
445
00:17:49,310 --> 00:17:50,758
[dramatic clang]
446
00:17:51,310 --> 00:17:53,172
Uh...
447
00:17:53,275 --> 00:17:54,793
[dramatic music playing]
448
00:17:54,896 --> 00:17:57,137
To get to the other slide!
449
00:17:57,241 --> 00:17:58,793
Quick, pass it along!
450
00:17:59,379 --> 00:18:00,793
Okie dokie!
451
00:18:00,896 --> 00:18:02,034
Honey!
452
00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:04,379
What's the message, dear?
453
00:18:04,482 --> 00:18:07,862
To get to the other slide!
454
00:18:07,965 --> 00:18:10,724
Spaghetti covered in slime!
455
00:18:10,827 --> 00:18:12,344
Got it!
456
00:18:15,310 --> 00:18:16,965
Whoa!
457
00:18:17,931 --> 00:18:19,482
Mom! Are you okay?
458
00:18:19,586 --> 00:18:21,000
[toaster ticking, dings]
459
00:18:21,103 --> 00:18:22,000
[coughs]
460
00:18:22,103 --> 00:18:24,724
Spaghetti covered in slime.
461
00:18:24,827 --> 00:18:25,689
[groans]
462
00:18:25,793 --> 00:18:27,275
Two yetis...
463
00:18:27,379 --> 00:18:29,275
committing crimes.
464
00:18:29,379 --> 00:18:30,689
Okay, got it!
465
00:18:30,793 --> 00:18:31,448
Thanks, Mom!
466
00:18:31,551 --> 00:18:33,827
[upbeat music playing]
467
00:18:36,965 --> 00:18:38,310
Teensy Tom!
468
00:18:39,241 --> 00:18:40,793
At your service!
469
00:18:40,896 --> 00:18:43,034
Two yetis co-- [grunts]
470
00:18:44,034 --> 00:18:46,413
Two yetis co-- [laughs]
471
00:18:46,517 --> 00:18:49,034
Committing crimes!
472
00:18:50,448 --> 00:18:53,172
To get to the other slide?
473
00:18:53,275 --> 00:18:56,034
[giggles] Hilarious!
474
00:18:57,310 --> 00:18:59,000
Alley oop!
475
00:18:59,103 --> 00:19:00,103
[grunts]
476
00:19:00,206 --> 00:19:01,551
Patrick! Patrick!
477
00:19:01,655 --> 00:19:04,827
- Uh...
- [Tom squeaking in high voice]
478
00:19:04,931 --> 00:19:06,724
Ew! A bug!
479
00:19:06,827 --> 00:19:07,793
[splats]
480
00:19:09,206 --> 00:19:11,551
This is no way
to direct a TV show!
481
00:19:11,655 --> 00:19:13,137
I need to be there!
482
00:19:13,241 --> 00:19:14,344
But how?
483
00:19:14,448 --> 00:19:15,724
- [thudding]
- Huh?
484
00:19:17,310 --> 00:19:18,379
[bell dings]
485
00:19:19,379 --> 00:19:20,758
Teensy Tom?
486
00:19:21,206 --> 00:19:25,551
Why are you stuck to the bottom
of my foot, little guy?
487
00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:28,206
To... get... to...
488
00:19:28,310 --> 00:19:31,034
the... other... slide.
489
00:19:31,137 --> 00:19:33,344
Ha! Good joke!
490
00:19:33,862 --> 00:19:36,103
Oh, I could've used
that earlier.
491
00:19:36,206 --> 00:19:37,965
[Squidina] Hey, Patrick!
492
00:19:38,068 --> 00:19:39,758
Your director is back!
493
00:19:40,965 --> 00:19:42,137
Squidina!
494
00:19:42,241 --> 00:19:43,551
You're all better!
495
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:47,241
Yeah, now let's get the show
back on track.
496
00:19:47,689 --> 00:19:50,137
I think you can win
the audience over
497
00:19:50,241 --> 00:19:51,896
with a dance routine.
498
00:19:52,310 --> 00:19:54,620
Oh, I'm already there, sis!
499
00:19:55,275 --> 00:19:57,379
[grunting rhythmically]
500
00:19:57,482 --> 00:19:59,586
[exclaiming and clapping]
501
00:19:59,689 --> 00:20:01,000
[Squidina] Wow, Patrick!
502
00:20:01,103 --> 00:20:02,758
The Lawnies are loving it!
503
00:20:02,862 --> 00:20:04,000
[zapping]
504
00:20:05,241 --> 00:20:06,655
- Hey!
- [fire roaring]
505
00:20:06,758 --> 00:20:08,137
Uh-oh. Fire.
506
00:20:08,241 --> 00:20:12,379
Fire? Okay, just keep it away
from anything flammable!
507
00:20:12,482 --> 00:20:14,344
We can't have it spread.
508
00:20:14,448 --> 00:20:16,517
Okay. It should be fine.
509
00:20:16,620 --> 00:20:18,413
It's nowhere near
Dad's collection
510
00:20:18,517 --> 00:20:20,517
of dried corn husks...
511
00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:26,000
Or the decorative fountain
full of nitroglycerin...
512
00:20:26,482 --> 00:20:28,379
[booming]
513
00:20:28,482 --> 00:20:30,172
[all screaming]
514
00:20:30,275 --> 00:20:31,586
Ahh!
515
00:20:32,724 --> 00:20:33,448
Oh!
516
00:20:33,551 --> 00:20:35,620
Hey, Squidina.
517
00:20:35,724 --> 00:20:40,379
Um... what if we did
the show in here?
518
00:20:40,482 --> 00:20:42,965
In here?
And what about the Lawnies?
519
00:20:43,068 --> 00:20:44,551
[crashing]
520
00:20:44,655 --> 00:20:45,758
Oh.
521
00:20:45,862 --> 00:20:47,724
But still!
There's no room for the--
522
00:20:47,827 --> 00:20:50,724
Big motorcycle finale
can happen
523
00:20:50,827 --> 00:20:52,551
right here!
524
00:20:56,172 --> 00:21:00,724
Patrick! I knew you could make
the show work on your own!
525
00:21:01,482 --> 00:21:04,068
Well, what can I say?
526
00:21:04,793 --> 00:21:06,517
I'm a professional.
527
00:21:06,620 --> 00:21:08,689
Okay, I can do this.
528
00:21:08,793 --> 00:21:12,931
Patrick! Are you ready
for the grand finale?
529
00:21:13,379 --> 00:21:14,482
Yeah.
530
00:21:14,586 --> 00:21:16,896
- [Squidina] Other way, Patrick.
- Oh.
531
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:17,931
[revving]
532
00:21:18,034 --> 00:21:19,551
Ready, camera 1!
533
00:21:20,103 --> 00:21:23,758
After this last jump,
you should be home free.
534
00:21:23,862 --> 00:21:25,275
And... action!
535
00:21:25,379 --> 00:21:28,275
[Patrick]
Come on, Danny-saurus Rex.
536
00:21:28,896 --> 00:21:34,827
Let's make like a tumbleweed
and ride this motorcycle.
537
00:21:35,275 --> 00:21:36,758
[tires squealing]
538
00:21:37,206 --> 00:21:39,137
[eagle screeching]
539
00:21:40,241 --> 00:21:41,206
[tires squealing]
540
00:21:41,310 --> 00:21:43,344
[cheering]
541
00:21:43,448 --> 00:21:44,379
It worked!
542
00:21:44,482 --> 00:21:46,862
We did it! We got the shot!
543
00:21:48,068 --> 00:21:49,586
[blues rock music playing]
544
00:21:50,689 --> 00:21:52,172
[inhales sharply]
545
00:21:52,275 --> 00:21:53,689
[sighs]
546
00:21:53,793 --> 00:21:56,862
Feels good to be free,
huh, Danny?
547
00:21:57,482 --> 00:21:58,586
[bell dings]
548
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- [dramatic thud]
- [music halts]
549
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