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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,206 --> 00:00:08,862 - Hi! I'm Patrick Star! 2 00:00:08,931 --> 00:00:11,827 And I live with my parents! 3 00:00:11,896 --> 00:00:12,896 Ow! 4 00:00:12,965 --> 00:00:14,482 This is my dad. 5 00:00:14,551 --> 00:00:16,758 [zany music] 6 00:00:16,862 --> 00:00:19,448 This is my mom. [laughs] 7 00:00:19,517 --> 00:00:22,620 This is my sister. She's shy. 8 00:00:22,689 --> 00:00:24,827 This is my grandpa. 9 00:00:24,896 --> 00:00:27,758 This is my room! 10 00:00:27,862 --> 00:00:28,793 And this... 11 00:00:28,896 --> 00:00:30,758 ? ? 12 00:00:30,827 --> 00:00:34,000 This is my show! 13 00:00:34,068 --> 00:00:36,000 ? ? 14 00:00:37,413 --> 00:00:39,379 [dramatic music] 15 00:00:39,448 --> 00:00:40,827 - [grunting] 16 00:00:40,896 --> 00:00:43,931 You think you're pretty smart, don't you? 17 00:00:44,034 --> 00:00:47,206 Yeah, smart and pretty. 18 00:00:47,275 --> 00:00:48,517 Take this! 19 00:00:48,586 --> 00:00:50,000 Ooh, no! 20 00:00:50,068 --> 00:00:51,413 I don't want it. 21 00:00:51,448 --> 00:00:52,344 You take it. 22 00:00:52,413 --> 00:00:53,862 Hey, ha! 23 00:00:53,931 --> 00:00:56,931 Oh, I never lose a tic-tac-solo. 24 00:00:57,034 --> 00:00:58,689 Me neither! 25 00:00:58,758 --> 00:01:00,482 Oh, yeah? 26 00:01:00,551 --> 00:01:04,275 - Patrick, you're gonna to have to do something more exciting. 27 00:01:04,344 --> 00:01:06,379 Our ratings are in the toilet. 28 00:01:06,448 --> 00:01:07,827 - [blech] 29 00:01:07,896 --> 00:01:09,965 - We're down to two Lawnies and Slappy. 30 00:01:10,034 --> 00:01:11,655 [both snoring] 31 00:01:11,689 --> 00:01:13,206 - Oh, fine! 32 00:01:13,310 --> 00:01:18,655 But what's more exciting than a tic-tac-toe jam? 33 00:01:18,758 --> 00:01:21,586 Ooh, my pencil! 34 00:01:21,655 --> 00:01:24,000 Oh, gotta sharpen it again! 35 00:01:25,655 --> 00:01:27,551 [grunting] 36 00:01:27,620 --> 00:01:28,965 Whoa! 37 00:01:29,034 --> 00:01:31,379 Need something sharp. 38 00:01:31,482 --> 00:01:34,482 - Uh, we have a pencil sharpener. 39 00:01:34,517 --> 00:01:38,344 - This isn't something meaningless like a test. 40 00:01:38,379 --> 00:01:42,034 This is live TV. 41 00:01:42,137 --> 00:01:43,137 [grunting] 42 00:01:43,206 --> 00:01:45,137 Not sharp enough. 43 00:01:45,172 --> 00:01:46,482 - Careful. 44 00:01:46,551 --> 00:01:47,586 You could hurt yourself. 45 00:01:47,655 --> 00:01:50,000 [loud thud] 46 00:01:50,068 --> 00:01:53,482 - Mm, still not sharp enough! 47 00:01:53,586 --> 00:01:54,620 [saw whirring] 48 00:01:54,689 --> 00:01:57,689 - Ah! I can't watch. 49 00:01:57,758 --> 00:01:59,172 [tense music] 50 00:01:59,241 --> 00:02:00,206 - [whimpers] 51 00:02:00,310 --> 00:02:02,620 - Ahh! 52 00:02:02,689 --> 00:02:05,793 - Now, it's perfectly sharp! 53 00:02:05,862 --> 00:02:08,413 [dramatic music] 54 00:02:08,517 --> 00:02:09,827 [together] Ahh! 55 00:02:09,896 --> 00:02:11,310 Relax. 56 00:02:11,379 --> 00:02:12,689 I'm a sea star. 57 00:02:12,724 --> 00:02:14,413 My limbs grow back. 58 00:02:14,517 --> 00:02:16,310 [grunting] 59 00:02:16,379 --> 00:02:19,965 [birds chirping] 60 00:02:20,034 --> 00:02:21,344 See? 61 00:02:21,413 --> 00:02:22,517 - [gasps] Look! 62 00:02:22,586 --> 00:02:25,689 Your old arm is coming back to life! 63 00:02:25,724 --> 00:02:27,172 [together] Ahh! 64 00:02:27,241 --> 00:02:30,413 - Oh, actually, I kind of like this bit. 65 00:02:30,448 --> 00:02:32,896 [suspenseful music] 66 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:34,758 - Hello. 67 00:02:34,862 --> 00:02:36,241 [together] Aw. 68 00:02:36,344 --> 00:02:37,275 - [giggling] 69 00:02:37,344 --> 00:02:38,724 Achoo! 70 00:02:38,758 --> 00:02:40,344 Whoopsie-doodle. 71 00:02:40,413 --> 00:02:43,275 - Oh, so cute. 72 00:02:43,344 --> 00:02:44,551 - Wow! 73 00:02:44,586 --> 00:02:48,068 Something this cute came off of me? 74 00:02:48,172 --> 00:02:51,931 Aw, I'm gonna name you Patty-Poo. 75 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:55,620 Well, time to go back where you came from. 76 00:02:55,689 --> 00:02:56,655 - Hey! 77 00:02:56,724 --> 00:02:57,896 Don't eat him! 78 00:02:57,931 --> 00:02:59,965 The audience loves him. 79 00:03:00,034 --> 00:03:01,586 [together] Aw! 80 00:03:01,655 --> 00:03:04,551 - Aw, I love him, too! 81 00:03:04,620 --> 00:03:05,551 [munching] 82 00:03:05,620 --> 00:03:06,965 - Hold on! Grab the camera. 83 00:03:07,068 --> 00:03:12,034 I've got an idea to save the show. 84 00:03:12,103 --> 00:03:14,344 - Hi! I'm Patty-Poo. 85 00:03:14,413 --> 00:03:18,206 And I'm alive because my dad's arm fell off. 86 00:03:18,275 --> 00:03:21,344 [giggles] Whoopsie-doodle! 87 00:03:21,413 --> 00:03:23,379 [together] Aw. 88 00:03:23,448 --> 00:03:25,758 - This is my dad. 89 00:03:25,827 --> 00:03:28,413 - Ahh! - [barks, pants] 90 00:03:28,482 --> 00:03:31,275 - And this is my dad's dad. 91 00:03:31,379 --> 00:03:33,137 [toilet flushes] 92 00:03:33,172 --> 00:03:36,068 This is my dad's mom. 93 00:03:36,137 --> 00:03:37,793 - Coochie-coochie-coo! 94 00:03:37,827 --> 00:03:39,862 - [laughing] 95 00:03:39,931 --> 00:03:41,137 Whee-hee! 96 00:03:41,172 --> 00:03:44,034 This is my dad's sister! 97 00:03:44,103 --> 00:03:46,000 Achoo! 98 00:03:46,068 --> 00:03:47,482 - [laughs] Aw. 99 00:03:47,517 --> 00:03:52,965 - I haven't met him yet, but he looks fun. 100 00:03:53,068 --> 00:03:55,965 This is my dad's room. 101 00:03:56,068 --> 00:03:58,620 Ohh! Ohh! Whoopsie-doodle. 102 00:03:58,689 --> 00:04:03,689 [laughter] And this is my show! 103 00:04:03,724 --> 00:04:05,862 [cheers and applause] 104 00:04:08,413 --> 00:04:10,965 Ah-ah-choo! 105 00:04:11,034 --> 00:04:12,896 Whoopsie-doodle. 106 00:04:12,965 --> 00:04:15,517 [together] Aw. 107 00:04:15,586 --> 00:04:18,586 - ? The itsy bitsy sea star-- ? 108 00:04:18,655 --> 00:04:20,034 Whoop! Oh, oh. 109 00:04:20,068 --> 00:04:21,344 Whoopsie-doodle. 110 00:04:21,413 --> 00:04:23,379 [laughter] 111 00:04:23,448 --> 00:04:24,379 [tires screeching] 112 00:04:24,448 --> 00:04:26,034 - Aw, that little guy. 113 00:04:26,103 --> 00:04:27,034 both: Augh! 114 00:04:27,103 --> 00:04:28,620 - So cute! 115 00:04:28,689 --> 00:04:31,448 - [gasps] Is that Patty-Poo? 116 00:04:31,517 --> 00:04:34,034 - From TV? 117 00:04:35,482 --> 00:04:36,482 [loud explosion] 118 00:04:36,551 --> 00:04:38,689 - [yodeling] 119 00:04:38,793 --> 00:04:39,724 Oh! 120 00:04:39,827 --> 00:04:42,862 [together] Whoopsie-doodle! 121 00:04:42,931 --> 00:04:44,241 [laughter] 122 00:04:44,344 --> 00:04:47,068 - That was so cute! 123 00:04:47,137 --> 00:04:48,413 [yells] 124 00:04:48,482 --> 00:04:50,068 - I am-- 125 00:04:50,172 --> 00:04:53,448 Regigilled, what's the opposite of the word "offended"? 126 00:04:53,517 --> 00:04:55,655 - Enchanted, milady. 127 00:04:55,724 --> 00:04:59,344 - Oh, I've never felt enchanted. 128 00:04:59,448 --> 00:05:00,689 Oh! 129 00:05:00,758 --> 00:05:02,551 - Very good, Madam. 130 00:05:02,620 --> 00:05:04,827 - I must have one of my own. 131 00:05:04,896 --> 00:05:06,931 Live, Slappy-Poo. 132 00:05:07,034 --> 00:05:08,206 [grunts] 133 00:05:08,275 --> 00:05:09,413 [cheers and applause] 134 00:05:09,517 --> 00:05:10,482 - Wowee! 135 00:05:10,586 --> 00:05:14,482 Our ratings are off the charts! 136 00:05:14,551 --> 00:05:18,655 - Giving the show to Patty-Poo was a great idea, sis. 137 00:05:18,724 --> 00:05:19,724 - [moans] 138 00:05:19,793 --> 00:05:21,724 both: Whoopsie-doodle. 139 00:05:21,758 --> 00:05:23,344 [laughter] 140 00:05:23,413 --> 00:05:25,689 both: Aww. 141 00:05:25,758 --> 00:05:28,689 - [sighs] Um, Dad? 142 00:05:28,758 --> 00:05:31,965 Sometimes, I wonder if there's more to life 143 00:05:32,068 --> 00:05:34,448 than just whoopsie-doodles. 144 00:05:34,482 --> 00:05:37,310 - Well, sure there is. 145 00:05:37,413 --> 00:05:41,241 There's those cute little sneezes of yours, too. 146 00:05:41,344 --> 00:05:43,482 - Achoo! 147 00:05:43,551 --> 00:05:46,275 - Time for bed. 148 00:05:46,379 --> 00:05:48,827 Nighty-night. 149 00:05:48,896 --> 00:05:51,586 [together] We love you, Patty-Poo! 150 00:05:51,689 --> 00:05:53,413 Mwah! 151 00:05:53,448 --> 00:05:55,068 - Oh! [together] Whoopsie-doodle. 152 00:05:55,103 --> 00:05:56,206 [laughter] 153 00:05:56,275 --> 00:05:58,206 Ahh! 154 00:05:58,275 --> 00:06:00,586 all: Patty-Poo! Patty-Poo! Patty-Poo! 155 00:06:00,655 --> 00:06:03,241 - Patty-Poo! Patty-Poo! 156 00:06:03,310 --> 00:06:06,862 - Good morning, Patty-Poo. 157 00:06:06,931 --> 00:06:10,551 Are you ready for another day of being the cutest? 158 00:06:10,620 --> 00:06:13,206 - Um, I guess so. 159 00:06:13,310 --> 00:06:15,137 Whoa! - Whoopsie-doodle! 160 00:06:15,241 --> 00:06:16,172 Aw! 161 00:06:16,275 --> 00:06:18,896 [laughs] Now, hold still. 162 00:06:18,965 --> 00:06:19,965 All done. 163 00:06:20,034 --> 00:06:22,586 - One minute to showtime! 164 00:06:22,655 --> 00:06:24,172 - You wait right here. 165 00:06:24,275 --> 00:06:25,551 I'll go introduce you. 166 00:06:25,620 --> 00:06:27,000 Mwah! 167 00:06:27,103 --> 00:06:29,103 - OK. 168 00:06:29,172 --> 00:06:32,068 Whoopsie-- doodle? 169 00:06:32,137 --> 00:06:33,827 all: Patty-Poo! 170 00:06:33,896 --> 00:06:35,931 Patty-Poo! 171 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:38,655 - Why can't you be more like Patty-Poo? 172 00:06:38,724 --> 00:06:41,206 You don't even have a cute catchphrase. 173 00:06:41,310 --> 00:06:43,344 - Kill me. 174 00:06:43,413 --> 00:06:45,034 - That's a good start. 175 00:06:45,137 --> 00:06:49,655 - And now, the teeniest, the tiniest, 176 00:06:49,724 --> 00:06:55,482 the cutest little fella you've ever seen, Patty-Poo! 177 00:06:55,551 --> 00:06:57,000 [together] Patty-Poo! 178 00:06:57,103 --> 00:07:01,379 Patty-- Poo? 179 00:07:01,448 --> 00:07:05,413 - It looks like Patty-Poo had a bit of a growth spurt. 180 00:07:05,517 --> 00:07:06,931 - Ya think? 181 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:11,000 - Aw, that just means there's more of him to love! 182 00:07:11,068 --> 00:07:14,931 Here's your top hat and your pop lolly. 183 00:07:15,034 --> 00:07:16,103 Perfect. 184 00:07:17,379 --> 00:07:18,689 [stomping] 185 00:07:18,758 --> 00:07:20,931 both: So cute. 186 00:07:21,034 --> 00:07:22,206 - Whoopsie-- 187 00:07:22,275 --> 00:07:23,448 - --doodle. 188 00:07:28,379 --> 00:07:29,413 [screams] 189 00:07:29,517 --> 00:07:34,103 [coughs] 190 00:07:34,172 --> 00:07:35,275 - Ah! Ugh! 191 00:07:36,758 --> 00:07:40,689 - Uh, Whoopsie-doodle? 192 00:07:40,758 --> 00:07:46,482 - I am disenchanted. 193 00:07:46,586 --> 00:07:50,241 - I hope you're taking notes. 194 00:07:50,344 --> 00:07:55,655 - [yodeling] 195 00:07:55,724 --> 00:07:57,172 all: Ahh! 196 00:07:57,241 --> 00:07:59,206 My eyes! 197 00:07:59,275 --> 00:08:02,310 - My leg! Oh, wait, no. 198 00:08:02,413 --> 00:08:03,793 My eyes! 199 00:08:03,862 --> 00:08:07,206 - ? The itsy-bitsy sea star-- ? 200 00:08:07,275 --> 00:08:08,275 Ohh! 201 00:08:08,344 --> 00:08:09,655 [together] Augh! 202 00:08:09,758 --> 00:08:12,655 - Oh. Oh, no! 203 00:08:12,724 --> 00:08:14,413 The Lawnies! 204 00:08:14,482 --> 00:08:15,862 - [moaning] 205 00:08:15,965 --> 00:08:18,241 - Whoopsie-doodle? 206 00:08:18,310 --> 00:08:21,379 More like whoopsie-brutal. 207 00:08:21,448 --> 00:08:23,827 [all grumbling] 208 00:08:29,965 --> 00:08:33,655 - [sighs] Well, that was a nice show we had once. 209 00:08:33,689 --> 00:08:37,068 - Ah, we'll just have to think of a cuter idea. 210 00:08:37,137 --> 00:08:38,655 [ominous music] 211 00:08:38,724 --> 00:08:41,344 [gasps] Great idea, Patty-Poo! 212 00:08:41,413 --> 00:08:43,482 Another growth spurt! 213 00:08:43,586 --> 00:08:45,344 - Sweet Neptune! 214 00:08:45,379 --> 00:08:47,344 Whatcha been feeding him? 215 00:08:47,379 --> 00:08:49,172 - Lots of love-- 216 00:08:49,241 --> 00:08:53,586 and this super-grow plant fertilizer juice box. 217 00:08:53,655 --> 00:08:55,206 [giggles] 218 00:08:55,275 --> 00:09:00,862 - Actually, Daddy, I think I've gotten too big for the stage. 219 00:09:00,965 --> 00:09:05,793 My whole life has felt like one big whoopsie-doodle. 220 00:09:05,862 --> 00:09:09,517 But maybe I can make the world a better place. 221 00:09:09,586 --> 00:09:13,448 I want to help people for real, Daddy. 222 00:09:13,517 --> 00:09:18,896 - Patty-Poo, you've grown into such a big boy. 223 00:09:18,965 --> 00:09:20,827 - You mean-- 224 00:09:20,896 --> 00:09:23,896 - Go change the world, my son! 225 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:26,172 - Oh, thank you, Daddy! 226 00:09:26,241 --> 00:09:28,172 I will! 227 00:09:28,241 --> 00:09:29,241 [together] Whoa! 228 00:09:29,310 --> 00:09:31,931 - Here I come, world! 229 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:35,689 - I'm really going to miss that boy. 230 00:09:35,758 --> 00:09:38,862 - I'm really going to miss our studio. 231 00:09:38,931 --> 00:09:42,482 - And that's how Patty-Poo took his show on the road. 232 00:09:42,551 --> 00:09:45,896 - ? Oh, the name is Patty with a Poo at the end ? 233 00:09:45,965 --> 00:09:48,482 ? He's a pretty big guy and a bigger friend ? 234 00:09:48,551 --> 00:09:51,206 ? If you're ever in trouble, I'll tell you what to do ? 235 00:09:51,275 --> 00:09:52,724 ? Just holler at the hills ? 236 00:09:52,758 --> 00:09:54,482 - Help me, Patty-Poo! 237 00:09:54,551 --> 00:09:55,827 - ? Patty, Patty Poo ? 238 00:09:55,896 --> 00:09:58,827 ? Patty Poo Poo Poo, ooh ? 239 00:09:58,896 --> 00:09:59,862 - ? Patty Poo Patty Poo ? 240 00:09:59,896 --> 00:10:01,448 - ? Patty Patty Poo 241 00:10:01,517 --> 00:10:02,896 ? Patty Poo Poo Poo ? 242 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:05,103 - ? Patty Poo Poo Poo ? 243 00:10:05,172 --> 00:10:07,862 - ? Spends his time fixing whoopsie-doodles ? 244 00:10:07,931 --> 00:10:10,000 ? Worm up a tree like a stuck wet noodle ? 245 00:10:10,068 --> 00:10:11,689 - This isn't my worm. Ah! 246 00:10:11,758 --> 00:10:14,206 - ? If something needs doing, he'll get it done ? 247 00:10:14,275 --> 00:10:17,517 ? And the kids just love him 'cause he's so much fun ? 248 00:10:17,586 --> 00:10:18,965 ? Patty Patty Poo ? 249 00:10:19,034 --> 00:10:21,827 ? Patty Poo Poo Poo, ooh ? 250 00:10:21,896 --> 00:10:23,172 - ? Patty Poo Patty Poo ? 251 00:10:23,241 --> 00:10:24,413 - ? Patty Patty Poo ? 252 00:10:24,517 --> 00:10:28,241 ? Patty Poo Poo Poo ? 253 00:10:28,344 --> 00:10:31,241 - ? He watered our crops so they're nice and big ? 254 00:10:31,310 --> 00:10:33,689 ? Lending a hand is his favorite gig ? 255 00:10:33,758 --> 00:10:35,206 ? Thanks, Patty-Poo ? 256 00:10:35,275 --> 00:10:37,896 - ? He helped us all and he'll help you, too ? 257 00:10:37,931 --> 00:10:39,758 ? Patty Patty Poo - Achoo! 258 00:10:39,827 --> 00:10:40,758 - ? Patty Poo Poo Poo ? 259 00:10:40,827 --> 00:10:43,517 - Whoopsie-doodle! 260 00:10:43,586 --> 00:10:46,862 - ? Patty Patty Poo Poo Poo, ooh ? 261 00:10:50,034 --> 00:10:51,827 all: Patty-Poo! 262 00:10:51,896 --> 00:10:53,655 Patty-Poo! 263 00:10:53,724 --> 00:10:56,068 - People, he's gone! 264 00:10:56,137 --> 00:10:58,517 It's "The Patrick Show." 265 00:10:58,586 --> 00:11:01,448 I'm not cutting off another limb. 266 00:11:01,551 --> 00:11:04,448 all: We want Patty-Poo! 267 00:11:04,517 --> 00:11:06,000 - Huh? Ahh! 268 00:11:06,068 --> 00:11:09,241 [together] Patty-Poo! Patty-Poo! 269 00:11:09,310 --> 00:11:11,862 Patty-Poo! - Ah! 270 00:11:11,931 --> 00:11:14,620 [blades clanging] 271 00:11:14,724 --> 00:11:16,758 [all babbling] 272 00:11:16,793 --> 00:11:19,172 - [laughs] Whoopsie-doodle! 273 00:11:20,586 --> 00:11:22,586 [light upbeat music] 274 00:11:22,655 --> 00:11:25,310 - [snoring] 275 00:11:25,379 --> 00:11:26,689 [rooster crows] 276 00:11:26,793 --> 00:11:29,103 Whoo-hoo! 277 00:11:29,172 --> 00:11:30,275 Yes! 278 00:11:30,310 --> 00:11:32,655 [laughs] 279 00:11:32,724 --> 00:11:35,965 It's Swaptoberfest! 280 00:11:36,034 --> 00:11:38,931 all: Swap! Swap! Swap! Swap! Swap! 281 00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:41,620 - Oh, I hate this stupid holiday. 282 00:11:41,689 --> 00:11:44,206 I don't want to be any of you people. 283 00:11:44,310 --> 00:11:46,344 - Too bad! 284 00:11:46,448 --> 00:11:51,000 Swaptoberfest is an important part of my Klopnodian heritage, 285 00:11:51,068 --> 00:11:55,172 and it's all thanks to my ancient ancestor, Finley! 286 00:11:55,206 --> 00:11:56,206 - [laughing] 287 00:11:56,275 --> 00:11:57,379 - Oy! 288 00:11:57,448 --> 00:12:01,241 Finley steal my shloimper-doink? 289 00:12:01,344 --> 00:12:04,827 - Heh-heh-heh. Yes, Finley did. 290 00:12:04,896 --> 00:12:09,034 But I am not Finley. 291 00:12:09,103 --> 00:12:13,034 Today, Scaley is Finley. 292 00:12:13,103 --> 00:12:17,379 - Eh? - And Finley is Scaley. 293 00:12:17,413 --> 00:12:20,724 - You took my shloimper-doink! 294 00:12:20,827 --> 00:12:21,758 - Oh! 295 00:12:21,827 --> 00:12:23,034 [laughs] Hello. 296 00:12:23,068 --> 00:12:25,689 [grunting] 297 00:12:25,758 --> 00:12:28,965 - And that's why, 200 years later, 298 00:12:29,034 --> 00:12:32,413 we wind the ceremonial Swaptoberfest bell 299 00:12:32,482 --> 00:12:36,655 and swamp identities when it rings. 300 00:12:36,724 --> 00:12:37,620 [bell dings] 301 00:12:37,689 --> 00:12:41,137 Let the festivities begin! 302 00:12:41,206 --> 00:12:46,482 First, the removal of our defining feature. 303 00:12:46,551 --> 00:12:48,206 - [grunts] Oh! 304 00:12:48,310 --> 00:12:49,586 [laughs] 305 00:12:49,689 --> 00:12:50,965 - [grunts] 306 00:12:51,034 --> 00:12:53,413 - Huh. Ooh. 307 00:12:53,482 --> 00:12:54,896 - [grunts] Ahh! 308 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:57,241 Yay. 309 00:12:57,344 --> 00:12:59,206 - Now for the fun part-- 310 00:12:59,275 --> 00:13:01,793 the swapping! 311 00:13:01,862 --> 00:13:03,310 [bell dings] 312 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:09,310 Here we go! 313 00:13:09,379 --> 00:13:11,689 Hi, I'm Patrick Star, 314 00:13:11,758 --> 00:13:16,034 and I live with my parents. 315 00:13:16,103 --> 00:13:18,758 - I'm GrandPat! 316 00:13:18,827 --> 00:13:21,482 - Ehh, I guess I'm Squidina, and I, uh-- 317 00:13:21,586 --> 00:13:26,896 Sweet Neptune, these glasses are strong! 318 00:13:26,965 --> 00:13:28,000 [bell dings] 319 00:13:28,103 --> 00:13:31,137 - And I'm-- Dad! 320 00:13:31,241 --> 00:13:33,344 Thanks, honey. 321 00:13:33,448 --> 00:13:35,448 - No problem, dear. 322 00:13:35,517 --> 00:13:41,275 Let Swaptoberfest begin! 323 00:13:41,344 --> 00:13:44,586 - Time for Grandpat's favorite activity! 324 00:13:44,655 --> 00:13:47,275 Hoo-hoo! Napping! 325 00:13:47,379 --> 00:13:48,586 - GrandPat Star. 326 00:13:48,655 --> 00:13:49,862 - [whimpering] 327 00:13:50,931 --> 00:13:52,724 - Forget napping! 328 00:13:52,793 --> 00:13:57,034 I'm here to escort you to your eternal slumber. 329 00:13:57,103 --> 00:13:59,068 [thunder booming] 330 00:13:59,137 --> 00:14:01,896 [fire roaring] 331 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:05,137 Today you are going to the underworld. 332 00:14:05,206 --> 00:14:08,241 And there's nothing that you can do to stop-- 333 00:14:08,344 --> 00:14:10,344 what the? - Whee! 334 00:14:10,413 --> 00:14:12,413 - What? Wait for me! 335 00:14:12,482 --> 00:14:15,758 - [giggling] This is fun! 336 00:14:15,827 --> 00:14:17,206 - Fun? 337 00:14:17,275 --> 00:14:20,793 You do know where we're going, right? 338 00:14:20,862 --> 00:14:23,517 - Splash fight! - [grumbles] 339 00:14:23,586 --> 00:14:25,931 - Splash fight! Splash fight! 340 00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:26,965 Got ya! 341 00:14:27,034 --> 00:14:29,896 [laughs] Huh? 342 00:14:29,965 --> 00:14:31,862 - Oh, thank Neptune. 343 00:14:31,931 --> 00:14:34,241 Now, I'll just turn you in for the reward and-- 344 00:14:34,310 --> 00:14:36,034 - Ah! 345 00:14:36,068 --> 00:14:37,448 - Access denied. 346 00:14:37,517 --> 00:14:38,793 Wrong guy. 347 00:14:38,862 --> 00:14:40,413 - Wrong guy? 348 00:14:40,482 --> 00:14:42,379 But you're GrandPat, aren't you? 349 00:14:42,482 --> 00:14:47,827 - [laughs] Yeah, until the Swaptoberfest bell rings. 350 00:14:47,862 --> 00:14:50,965 - [growls] 351 00:14:51,034 --> 00:14:54,000 - [sighs] This mustache is so itchy, 352 00:14:54,068 --> 00:14:58,103 but the lack of corrective eyewear is so liberating! 353 00:14:58,172 --> 00:15:01,448 So if I'm Dad now, what would I do? 354 00:15:01,551 --> 00:15:03,758 [sips] Of course! 355 00:15:03,862 --> 00:15:07,172 Mow the lawn! 356 00:15:07,241 --> 00:15:08,551 [moans] 357 00:15:08,620 --> 00:15:09,482 [loud clang] 358 00:15:09,551 --> 00:15:11,379 [groans] 359 00:15:11,448 --> 00:15:14,103 This feels like the ride-on mower-- 360 00:15:14,137 --> 00:15:17,931 I think. 361 00:15:17,965 --> 00:15:18,896 [engine turning over] 362 00:15:18,965 --> 00:15:22,931 [tires squealing] 363 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:26,310 - What the-- 364 00:15:26,413 --> 00:15:29,758 - Time to take out the trash. 365 00:15:29,862 --> 00:15:32,034 Oof! 366 00:15:32,103 --> 00:15:35,482 - All right, it's time to do Bunny's favorite thing. 367 00:15:35,551 --> 00:15:38,586 [upbeat music] 368 00:15:38,689 --> 00:15:40,000 [vacuum whirring] 369 00:15:40,068 --> 00:15:41,965 - [growls, barks] 370 00:15:42,034 --> 00:15:44,620 - That is one stubborn stain. 371 00:15:44,724 --> 00:15:46,517 I'd better crank this baby up a little. 372 00:15:46,586 --> 00:15:51,241 Low, high-- oh, black hole! 373 00:15:51,344 --> 00:15:56,206 Ahh! 374 00:15:56,275 --> 00:15:57,724 Oh, no. No, Tinkle! 375 00:15:57,793 --> 00:15:58,724 Run! Run! 376 00:15:58,793 --> 00:16:03,517 It's not safe! Whoa! 377 00:16:03,620 --> 00:16:06,517 - [barks] 378 00:16:06,586 --> 00:16:10,103 - Hmm, what would Patrick do? 379 00:16:10,172 --> 00:16:12,793 Oh, he'd be messy. 380 00:16:12,862 --> 00:16:14,482 But I hate being messy. 381 00:16:14,586 --> 00:16:16,862 No. 382 00:16:16,965 --> 00:16:18,655 Bunny hates being messy. 383 00:16:18,689 --> 00:16:23,034 Today, I am Patrick, so I guess I'll be messy. 384 00:16:23,137 --> 00:16:24,551 [giggles] 385 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:31,827 [grunting] 386 00:16:31,896 --> 00:16:34,862 [laughing] 387 00:16:34,931 --> 00:16:36,931 [munching] 388 00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:39,344 [laughing] 389 00:16:39,413 --> 00:16:43,310 - Now it's time for Squidina's favorite activity-- 390 00:16:43,413 --> 00:16:44,931 napping! 391 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:47,517 - Yoo-hoo, Squidina! 392 00:16:47,551 --> 00:16:49,482 Ready to write our history paper? 393 00:16:49,586 --> 00:16:51,034 [ominous music] 394 00:16:51,103 --> 00:16:54,413 Ahh! Squidina, what's wrong with your face? 395 00:16:54,482 --> 00:16:55,758 - What the hooey? 396 00:16:55,827 --> 00:16:57,448 Dadgum alarm clock! 397 00:16:57,517 --> 00:16:59,448 - Wait, you're not Squidina. 398 00:16:59,517 --> 00:17:01,586 - And you're not an alarm clock! 399 00:17:01,620 --> 00:17:06,068 But today is all about pretending. 400 00:17:06,103 --> 00:17:10,172 - OK, but I still have to work on my history project 401 00:17:10,241 --> 00:17:12,172 about the Klopnodian War. 402 00:17:12,241 --> 00:17:13,827 - I'll tell you about the war! 403 00:17:13,896 --> 00:17:16,448 I remember it like it was yesterday. 404 00:17:16,517 --> 00:17:19,344 [lasers zapping] 405 00:17:19,413 --> 00:17:21,068 [loud explosion] 406 00:17:21,137 --> 00:17:26,034 I-- I mean my GrandPat, he was fearless, 407 00:17:26,103 --> 00:17:30,413 good-looking GrandPat the Magnificent. 408 00:17:30,482 --> 00:17:35,517 He single-handedly defeated the entire Klopnodian army 409 00:17:35,586 --> 00:17:37,931 with nothing but his bare fist-- 410 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:38,931 [together] Ahh! 411 00:17:39,034 --> 00:17:42,275 - --and, uh, magic boots-- 412 00:17:42,379 --> 00:17:44,241 [together] Ahh! 413 00:17:44,344 --> 00:17:48,275 - --robot arm-- 414 00:17:48,379 --> 00:17:52,379 uh, monkey's paw-- 415 00:17:52,482 --> 00:17:53,862 - Hey! 416 00:17:53,931 --> 00:17:57,068 - --and laser eyes-- 417 00:17:57,103 --> 00:17:58,310 --vampire fangs! 418 00:17:58,379 --> 00:17:59,551 - Wait a second. 419 00:17:59,620 --> 00:18:02,931 My textbook says the Klopnodians won the war. 420 00:18:02,965 --> 00:18:05,310 - They won on a technicality! 421 00:18:05,413 --> 00:18:07,413 [bell dings] 422 00:18:07,482 --> 00:18:11,310 Dagnabbit, it's swapping time, ain't it? 423 00:18:11,413 --> 00:18:13,620 [machine chiming] 424 00:18:13,724 --> 00:18:15,413 [machine dinging] 425 00:18:17,068 --> 00:18:19,586 - OK, now, where's GrandPat? 426 00:18:19,655 --> 00:18:21,137 - Right here! 427 00:18:21,241 --> 00:18:23,448 How can I help? 428 00:18:23,551 --> 00:18:25,379 - Come with me. 429 00:18:25,448 --> 00:18:28,482 - Well, okeydokey. 430 00:18:28,517 --> 00:18:32,103 - I guess I'm Dad now. 431 00:18:32,137 --> 00:18:34,103 [grunting] 432 00:18:34,172 --> 00:18:36,862 Hmm. 433 00:18:36,931 --> 00:18:38,931 [humming] 434 00:18:38,965 --> 00:18:41,172 [grunts] Vroom, vroom, vroom. 435 00:18:41,275 --> 00:18:43,310 - Uh, huh? 436 00:18:43,413 --> 00:18:45,655 I see you there, Cecil! 437 00:18:45,724 --> 00:18:47,655 At least I think you're Cecil. 438 00:18:47,724 --> 00:18:50,241 You owe me 67 cents. 439 00:18:50,310 --> 00:18:51,310 - Sorry, Squidward. 440 00:18:51,413 --> 00:18:53,586 I can't pay you right now. 441 00:18:53,655 --> 00:18:54,827 I'm commuting. 442 00:18:54,931 --> 00:18:57,034 Hey, get off the road! [horn honks] 443 00:18:57,103 --> 00:18:58,413 See? 444 00:18:58,482 --> 00:18:59,965 - Your car's not even moving. 445 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:03,620 - Oh! Thanks! 446 00:19:03,689 --> 00:19:05,413 Ooh! 447 00:19:05,482 --> 00:19:06,586 - Ow. 448 00:19:09,344 --> 00:19:11,827 - I know you're not Squidina, but can 449 00:19:11,896 --> 00:19:14,034 you still help me with my history paper 450 00:19:14,103 --> 00:19:15,551 on the Klopnodian War? 451 00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:17,172 - Oh, sure. 452 00:19:17,241 --> 00:19:19,758 But first, how about a study break? 453 00:19:19,827 --> 00:19:23,137 Pillow fight! - [laughs] 454 00:19:23,206 --> 00:19:26,034 Ah! 455 00:19:26,068 --> 00:19:27,344 [bell dings] 456 00:19:27,448 --> 00:19:29,137 [vacuum whirring] 457 00:19:29,206 --> 00:19:31,793 - I should be able to find some peace and quiet in here. 458 00:19:31,862 --> 00:19:34,689 Yippee! 459 00:19:34,758 --> 00:19:35,689 [bell dings] 460 00:19:35,793 --> 00:19:37,551 [loud explosion] 461 00:19:37,655 --> 00:19:39,620 Swapping time again? 462 00:19:39,689 --> 00:19:40,758 [machine chiming] 463 00:19:40,827 --> 00:19:41,793 [machine dings] 464 00:19:41,862 --> 00:19:43,344 [machine chiming, dings] 465 00:19:43,448 --> 00:19:44,413 [machine chiming] 466 00:19:44,482 --> 00:19:45,482 [machine dings] 467 00:19:45,551 --> 00:19:47,517 [machine chiming, dings] 468 00:19:47,551 --> 00:19:48,517 [doorbell rings] 469 00:19:48,551 --> 00:19:50,586 Enough with the swapping bell! 470 00:19:50,655 --> 00:19:52,965 - Actually, I think that was the doorbell. 471 00:19:53,034 --> 00:19:55,586 I'll get it! 472 00:19:58,517 --> 00:20:00,448 - Well, hello, handsome. 473 00:20:00,517 --> 00:20:01,793 - We don't want any! 474 00:20:01,862 --> 00:20:03,137 [door slams] 475 00:20:03,206 --> 00:20:05,310 - Oh, GrandPat, you're such a kidder. 476 00:20:05,379 --> 00:20:07,241 I'm here for our date, silly. 477 00:20:07,310 --> 00:20:09,689 [purrs] 478 00:20:09,793 --> 00:20:12,068 - Oh, uh, a date. 479 00:20:12,172 --> 00:20:15,517 Well, uh-- well, what you like to do? 480 00:20:15,586 --> 00:20:20,068 - Oh, well, I mean, I'd like a romantic candlelit dinner-- 481 00:20:20,172 --> 00:20:21,310 for once. 482 00:20:21,379 --> 00:20:24,758 - One candlelit dinner coming up! 483 00:20:24,827 --> 00:20:27,310 Lights! 484 00:20:27,379 --> 00:20:29,034 - Ooh! 485 00:20:29,137 --> 00:20:32,206 - Bon app�tit. 486 00:20:32,241 --> 00:20:34,344 Well, enough about me. 487 00:20:34,448 --> 00:20:36,586 How was your day? 488 00:20:36,655 --> 00:20:41,137 - Oh, GrandPat, you never asked me that before. 489 00:20:41,206 --> 00:20:43,862 What's gotten into you? 490 00:20:43,965 --> 00:20:46,344 - I just want to know. - Really? 491 00:20:46,448 --> 00:20:47,827 Oh! 492 00:20:47,896 --> 00:20:52,862 Well, then, let me tell you about my bunions. 493 00:20:52,931 --> 00:20:55,827 [romantic music] 494 00:20:55,896 --> 00:21:03,000 ? ? 495 00:21:11,241 --> 00:21:14,586 Wow, this was the perfect date. 496 00:21:14,655 --> 00:21:18,896 There's only one thing that could make it better. 497 00:21:18,965 --> 00:21:21,103 - Then let's do it-- 498 00:21:21,172 --> 00:21:23,275 whatever it is. 499 00:21:23,379 --> 00:21:24,620 [organ music] 500 00:21:24,724 --> 00:21:27,241 - And do you take each other to be 501 00:21:27,310 --> 00:21:32,655 your lawfully wedded bride and groom and groom, et cetera? 502 00:21:32,758 --> 00:21:34,413 [together] Aye! 503 00:21:34,482 --> 00:21:35,551 - Nay! 504 00:21:35,620 --> 00:21:36,758 - Well, the ayes have it. 505 00:21:36,827 --> 00:21:38,000 You're married. 506 00:21:38,103 --> 00:21:41,000 - Now give us a smooch, ya big lug! 507 00:21:41,103 --> 00:21:45,827 - This is why I hate Swaptoberfest. 508 00:21:45,896 --> 00:21:47,517 - Well, I love it. 509 00:21:47,586 --> 00:21:48,896 [giggles] 510 00:21:48,965 --> 00:21:51,000 - Not so fast, GrandPat. 511 00:21:51,103 --> 00:21:52,965 You're coming with me. 512 00:21:53,068 --> 00:21:54,137 [clock chimes] 513 00:21:54,241 --> 00:21:55,310 [thunder booming] 514 00:21:55,413 --> 00:22:00,034 - OK, except today I'm this fool! 515 00:22:00,103 --> 00:22:01,827 That's Swaptoberfest, baby! 516 00:22:01,896 --> 00:22:03,517 Whoo-hoo! 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