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- Hi! I'm Patrick Star!
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And I live with my parents!
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Ow!
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This is my dad.
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[zany music]
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This is my mom.
[laughs]
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This is my sister. She's shy.
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This is my grandpa.
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This is my room!
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And this...
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? ?
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This is my show!
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? ?
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[upbeat music]
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- Welcome back, kiddos.
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It's your old pal,
Safe T. Snail,
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here to teach you
how to be safety smart.
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- All right.
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Let's talk safety.
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- Last week, we talked
about crossing the street
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and tying our shoes.
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Today, we're talking about
dynamite hurling maniacs.
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[gasps]
- Oh, no!
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- You never know
if one of these fiends
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could even be
your next-door neighbor.
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It's your civic duty
to stop them in their tracks
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and protect Bikini Bottom.
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- Newspapers.
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I've got the news.
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I've got booms, booms.
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[cackling]
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- [growls]
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[bicycle bell dings]
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[grunts]
Keep your stinking dynamite.
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[grunts]
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- [humming]
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Dynamite?
[gasps]
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Phew.
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[grunting]
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Ahh!
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[grunting]
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- [gasps]
- Ahh!
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[groans]
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- Gee, mister.
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You don't look so good.
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Have some fresh lemonade.
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- Bleh!
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What's in that garbage?
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- Fresh lemons
and fresh dynamite.
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[cackling]
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[loud explosion]
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- Well, it took 16 hours,
14 men, and a lifetime
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of your newsboy insurance.
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But we finally got you
back together in one piece.
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Mostly.
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I'm going to prescribe
you one month of bed rest.
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- Oh, but I need to get
back to my paper route.
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I'm so close to earning
the Golden Lobber award,
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the annual award given
to the very best paper boys.
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Oh, a year of hard work
down the drain.
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- Golden Lobster?
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Well, I didn't know that.
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- What?
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Patrick.
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- I'm so sorry
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my totally understandable
mix-up ruined your award.
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Is there anything I can
do so you'll forgive me?
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- You can start by letting go.
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- Wait.
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I have a better idea.
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How's about I finish
the paper route with you?
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- No way.
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I am more than capable
of doing it on my own.
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[sighs]
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I can't believe
I'm going to say this,
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but Patrick, I'd really
appreciate your help.
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- Don't worry.
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I'm here to lift you up.
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This is way more important
than pretending to be a doctor.
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Hee-hee.
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We'll get this done in a jiffy.
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- Now listen, Patrick.
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The first thing to know
is we're not just tossing
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newspapers willy-nilly.
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There's an art
to it, a technique.
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Watch and learn.
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- Wow, Squidward.
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You're amazing.
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Here, let me try.
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[glass shattering]
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- Hey, watch where
you're throwing those.
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Ooh.
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- Paper for you
and paper for you.
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- Here are the keys to
your brand-new glass house.
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- [blabbering]
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[glass shattering]
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Enjoy your new home.
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Bye-bye.
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- Well,
at least he's efficient.
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At this rate, we'll finish the
paper route with time to spare.
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- [grunts]
- Ahh-ahh-ahh!
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- Papers for all.
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- Ow, ow, ow.
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- [grunts]
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- Huh?
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Ohh!
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Ow.
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[together]
Hooray!
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Aww.
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- Sunday edition coming up.
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- Patrick, wait.
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The fanciest lady in Bikini
Bottom lives in that house.
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If we don't get this
delivery perfect,
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I can kiss that
Golden Lobber goodbye.
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- A fancy lady, huh?
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Well, I'll give her
my fanciest throw.
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[munching, spits]
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[dramatic music]
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? ?
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- [slurping]
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- Your paper, madame.
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- Unbelievable!
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- Well, we should get going
before Lady Upturn finds out
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we're the ones
who wrecked her house.
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- Paperboy!
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I am off...fff...
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ficially ecstatic
over your paperboy throw.
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There's an art behind
it, a technique.
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And you've landed it
with the financial section
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facing up, no less.
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[laughs]
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A handsome tip
for your perfect delivery.
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Best paperboy ever.
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- Could Patrick really be
the best paperboy ever?
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[sirens wailing]
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There's only one
way to find out.
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Say, Patrick, if you really
are the best paperboy,
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then I bet you can do the one
thing no other paperboy has
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ever done.
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- Respect myself?
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- No.
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Get my worst customer to
finally pay for his paper.
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- Who's that?
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- The moocher who lives there.
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- That looks like my house.
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A bunch of copycats
must live there.
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- Yeah, sure.
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Copycats.
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Only a copycat would stiff
us on the paper money.
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- That no good,
lousy, cheap-steak.
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We're going in
there, Squidward.
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Let's make this guy pay.
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[doorbell rings]
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- Ow.
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- Pay up for your
papers, freeloader.
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- So they sent a paperboy
to do a paperman's job.
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- [gasps]
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He has my dad's wallet.
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They are copycats.
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Ahh!
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- [giggling]
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- Ow.
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- This ought to slow him down.
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- [gulps]
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- Oh, you like that, huh?
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- No, I don't like it.
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I love it!
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- Have some more.
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- [gulping]
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My compliments to the chef.
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- Ow.
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- [cackling]
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Aha.
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- [gulps]
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[grunts]
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[buzzer blares]
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- Sure is dark in here.
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- Huh?
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Where are we?
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- Come and get me, paperboy.
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- Ow.
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- Oh, yeah?
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- Ow.
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- No, no, no.
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Wait, Patrick.
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It's another mirror.
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- Hmm.
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[panting]
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- [cackling]
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- [whimpering]
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Oh, he's won, Patrick.
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He's never going to pay us.
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- Oh, yeah?
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Well, I've got news for you.
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This one's on the house.
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[grunts]
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[glass shattering]
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Your crime spree
is over, old man.
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- Now you're really
going to pay.
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- No, no.
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Don't make me do it.
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- That'll be 75 cents.
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- Ohh.
- Oh, fine.
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You win this time.
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- I don't believe it.
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I finally got his money.
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We really are the best paper--
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[loud thud]
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Boys.
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- Hey, who threw that?
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This is our paperboy turf.
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- [laughs]
Sorry about that, boys.
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[regal music]
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But I do love
to make an entrance.
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- The Newspaper King.
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- Who?
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- Bow down, you chucklehead.
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- By the kingly
powers vested in me,
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I hereby awardeth
the Golden Lobber
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to the very best paperboy--
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- [gasps]
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Finally.
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- --Patrick Star.
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- All right.
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But I couldn't have done it
without the dynamite-hurling
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maniac who showed me how.
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So I'd like to give this--
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- Uh-huh.
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- --half to you.
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- Heh-heh-heh. Um--
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- Smile for the camera, boys.
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- Oh.
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Well, I can always win
both halves next year.
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Ain't that right, this
year's best newspaper boy?
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- You said it, next
year's best newspaper boy.
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But for now,
let's get that deadbeat.
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- Why are you chasing me?
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I already paid you.
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Ahh!
[bicycle bell dings]
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- Another Cecil?
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I wouldn't want
to be that copycat.
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- Good morning, Cecil.
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- Salutations, Cecil.
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- Oh-ho!
- Looking good, Cecil.
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- Hey, looking good.
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[gentle music]
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[all snoring]
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? ?
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[loud rumbling]
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- Huh?
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[together]
Huh?
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Wahh!
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- [humming]
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- [shouting]
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Oh, that's a wrap on me.
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- [shouting]
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Ready for my close-up.
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- [shouting]
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Touchdown!
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[phone ringing]
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- Yes?
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Hey, Becky.
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Oh, nothing.
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What are you doing?
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- My stache.
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- Now I'm the daddy.
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- [screams]
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- Teensy Tom.
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- ? A clean hole
is a happy hole ?
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- [shouting]
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- What's for breakfast, Mom?
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- Like always,
whatever the Stars don't eat.
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- Do you remember
the Dartfish code of honor?
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- Never be greedy.
275
00:12:37,758 --> 00:12:39,448
Take only what's needy.
276
00:12:39,551 --> 00:12:42,758
- Bless the stars
for they are aquatic.
277
00:12:42,862 --> 00:12:46,310
With them, we live symbiotic.
278
00:12:46,379 --> 00:12:47,896
[all screaming]
279
00:12:47,931 --> 00:12:52,689
- If we keep them alive,
the Stars will provide.
280
00:12:52,724 --> 00:12:53,931
All right, Dartfish.
281
00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:57,172
Time to forage for some food.
282
00:12:57,241 --> 00:12:58,551
[sniffs]
283
00:12:58,655 --> 00:13:03,413
Ahh, the great indoors.
284
00:13:03,482 --> 00:13:08,137
Let's do what Patrick's pants
did the other day and split up.
285
00:13:08,241 --> 00:13:10,172
Family handstack.
286
00:13:10,241 --> 00:13:13,758
all: Go, Dartfish!
287
00:13:13,827 --> 00:13:15,206
[upbeat music]
288
00:13:15,275 --> 00:13:16,896
- [gasps]
289
00:13:16,965 --> 00:13:20,724
- You're looking a
little naked, Mr. Bread.
290
00:13:20,793 --> 00:13:23,344
Let me help you get dressed.
291
00:13:23,413 --> 00:13:27,586
? ?
292
00:13:27,655 --> 00:13:31,034
- I'm sure to get
a piece of that.
293
00:13:31,103 --> 00:13:33,413
- This should keep it cool.
294
00:13:33,482 --> 00:13:35,551
[loud thud]
295
00:13:35,620 --> 00:13:38,034
OK, sandwich.
296
00:13:38,103 --> 00:13:39,379
I'm ready for--
297
00:13:39,448 --> 00:13:41,137
[screams]
298
00:13:41,206 --> 00:13:42,551
- Patrick.
299
00:13:42,620 --> 00:13:44,206
- [groaning]
300
00:13:44,275 --> 00:13:45,241
- Oh, no.
301
00:13:45,310 --> 00:13:46,827
What do I do?
302
00:13:46,931 --> 00:13:48,724
Oh, OK.
303
00:13:48,793 --> 00:13:49,862
This might work.
304
00:13:49,931 --> 00:13:52,310
[panting]
305
00:13:52,344 --> 00:13:54,517
I'll save you, Patrick.
306
00:13:54,586 --> 00:13:56,551
[panting]
307
00:13:56,620 --> 00:14:00,413
Ahh! Ahh!
308
00:14:00,482 --> 00:14:02,517
Wahh!
309
00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:08,034
- Whoa.
310
00:14:08,137 --> 00:14:09,689
Hey.
311
00:14:09,793 --> 00:14:11,172
Did you do that?
312
00:14:11,241 --> 00:14:14,172
I'd just like to
thank you ever so much,
313
00:14:14,241 --> 00:14:16,689
Mr. Kitchen Cactus Man.
314
00:14:16,793 --> 00:14:19,206
Mmm.
315
00:14:21,793 --> 00:14:24,413
Now, where was I?
316
00:14:24,482 --> 00:14:25,413
[gulps]
317
00:14:25,482 --> 00:14:26,758
[belches]
318
00:14:28,310 --> 00:14:29,827
- Yay!
319
00:14:29,896 --> 00:14:32,551
The Stars prov-- huh?
320
00:14:34,586 --> 00:14:35,586
[loud thud]
321
00:14:35,655 --> 00:14:38,344
Aw, nuts.
322
00:14:40,310 --> 00:14:43,724
[metal clanging]
323
00:14:43,758 --> 00:14:45,551
- The doodad
and the thingamajig
324
00:14:45,655 --> 00:14:50,965
don't fit the gizmo.
325
00:14:51,034 --> 00:14:54,275
- [grunting]
326
00:14:54,344 --> 00:14:55,620
- Oh, my.
327
00:14:55,689 --> 00:14:59,862
Would you look at that burrito?
328
00:14:59,931 --> 00:15:01,655
- [munching]
329
00:15:01,724 --> 00:15:03,724
[buzzsaw whirring]
330
00:15:05,241 --> 00:15:07,275
- Ooh.
331
00:15:07,379 --> 00:15:08,758
- I don't get it.
332
00:15:08,827 --> 00:15:11,034
I tried the buzzsaw
and the screwdriver.
333
00:15:11,103 --> 00:15:13,206
What more could I possibly do?
334
00:15:13,275 --> 00:15:16,448
Ugh, I need some burrito
for my brain.
335
00:15:18,103 --> 00:15:19,310
[buzzsaw whirring]
336
00:15:19,379 --> 00:15:22,206
- Oh, no.
337
00:15:22,275 --> 00:15:25,379
[gasping]
338
00:15:25,448 --> 00:15:26,724
[buzzsaw whirring]
339
00:15:26,758 --> 00:15:28,931
[grunting]
340
00:15:29,034 --> 00:15:30,275
[button clicks]
341
00:15:31,034 --> 00:15:33,827
- Hey, who turned
off my burrito?
342
00:15:33,896 --> 00:15:36,586
Wait, this isn't my burrito.
343
00:15:36,689 --> 00:15:38,103
Hmm.
344
00:15:39,551 --> 00:15:43,551
Oh, it's all your fault,
you delicious burrito.
345
00:15:43,620 --> 00:15:47,241
I should have never ordered
a breakfast burrito at night.
346
00:15:47,310 --> 00:15:48,310
Take that!
347
00:15:48,379 --> 00:15:50,689
- Ahh!
348
00:15:50,758 --> 00:15:53,827
Geronimo!
349
00:15:55,034 --> 00:15:58,000
So much for the bean cuisine.
350
00:16:00,310 --> 00:16:01,517
- I told you.
- Huh?
351
00:16:01,586 --> 00:16:04,655
- I need 300 rubber
duckies by tomorrow.
352
00:16:04,689 --> 00:16:07,344
This show doesn't
run itself, people.
353
00:16:10,827 --> 00:16:12,448
- Jackpot.
354
00:16:12,517 --> 00:16:15,241
- I don't care if it puts
a knot in Neptune's tail.
355
00:16:15,310 --> 00:16:16,655
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
356
00:16:16,758 --> 00:16:17,827
- No.
357
00:16:17,896 --> 00:16:20,965
[grunting]
358
00:16:21,034 --> 00:16:23,000
- Here I come, Squidina.
359
00:16:23,103 --> 00:16:25,689
Almost there.
360
00:16:25,793 --> 00:16:29,517
- [screams]
361
00:16:29,586 --> 00:16:31,310
- Whee!
362
00:16:31,379 --> 00:16:36,206
Hey, this gives me an idea for
a really cool flying segment.
363
00:16:36,275 --> 00:16:37,965
[screams]
364
00:16:38,034 --> 00:16:38,931
- Ooh!
365
00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:40,655
- Oh.
366
00:16:40,758 --> 00:16:42,724
Ohh.
367
00:16:42,793 --> 00:16:45,655
Dad, I'm afraid we failed.
368
00:16:45,724 --> 00:16:49,172
- And now we're even
hungrier than before.
369
00:16:49,275 --> 00:16:51,137
[tummy grumbling]
370
00:16:51,206 --> 00:16:52,827
- Do not fret, children.
371
00:16:52,896 --> 00:16:56,310
Your dad's got a new plan,
and it involves
372
00:16:56,379 --> 00:16:58,586
the person in that room.
373
00:16:58,655 --> 00:17:00,965
[together]
GrandPat?
374
00:17:01,034 --> 00:17:02,344
- That's right.
375
00:17:02,413 --> 00:17:05,000
And have you ever
seen GrandPat's beard?
376
00:17:05,068 --> 00:17:08,275
Why, it's a
cornucopia of crumbs.
377
00:17:08,344 --> 00:17:12,000
- Best part about being my
age, I got no more friends
378
00:17:12,068 --> 00:17:15,103
alive to share my cake with.
379
00:17:15,172 --> 00:17:16,724
[gulps]
380
00:17:16,827 --> 00:17:17,793
[groans]
381
00:17:17,862 --> 00:17:20,793
Now I got the cake sleeps.
382
00:17:20,862 --> 00:17:24,206
[snoring]
383
00:17:24,275 --> 00:17:26,655
- We made it
to the dense jungles
384
00:17:26,724 --> 00:17:29,517
of the bushy brow Amazon.
385
00:17:29,586 --> 00:17:33,034
Let the crumb harvest begin.
386
00:17:38,344 --> 00:17:40,448
Phew.
- Hey, Dad, look.
387
00:17:44,724 --> 00:17:46,103
[all gasp]
388
00:17:46,172 --> 00:17:48,896
- GrandPat, wake up.
389
00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:49,896
- Huh?
390
00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:51,206
My cake.
391
00:17:51,275 --> 00:17:52,724
And my beard.
392
00:17:52,793 --> 00:17:56,827
We got a dirty, no-good,
cake-stealing thief
393
00:17:56,896 --> 00:17:58,965
on our hands.
394
00:17:59,034 --> 00:18:01,172
[snoring]
395
00:18:01,275 --> 00:18:02,586
- Did you hear that, family?
396
00:18:02,655 --> 00:18:05,862
Someone
is breaking the Dartfish Code.
397
00:18:05,931 --> 00:18:09,413
We gotta catch this thief.
398
00:18:09,482 --> 00:18:10,586
- Tom, sweetie.
399
00:18:10,655 --> 00:18:13,000
Mommy's gonna need a hand.
400
00:18:13,103 --> 00:18:16,482
- [yelping]
401
00:18:16,586 --> 00:18:18,103
- [snoring]
402
00:18:21,034 --> 00:18:22,793
- Follow that cake.
403
00:18:22,896 --> 00:18:26,379
[all panting]
404
00:18:26,448 --> 00:18:27,896
OK, family.
405
00:18:27,965 --> 00:18:29,517
You know the drill.
406
00:18:29,586 --> 00:18:31,241
- Yep.
[all grunting]
407
00:18:31,310 --> 00:18:34,206
[adventurous music]
408
00:18:34,275 --> 00:18:42,000
? ?
409
00:18:42,068 --> 00:18:44,068
- Look at all
the other stuff he's
410
00:18:44,137 --> 00:18:47,068
stolen from the Star family.
411
00:18:47,137 --> 00:18:50,793
- He even took
"The Patrick Show!" set.
412
00:18:50,827 --> 00:18:52,206
- And Patrick.
413
00:18:52,275 --> 00:18:53,758
- Hi.
414
00:18:53,827 --> 00:18:57,241
- You're the perfect
addition to my collection.
415
00:18:57,310 --> 00:18:58,965
- Um, excuse us.
- Huh?
416
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:00,758
- Sorry to bother you.
417
00:19:00,827 --> 00:19:03,965
We couldn't help but notice
you've stolen all of the Star
418
00:19:04,034 --> 00:19:05,551
family's belongings.
419
00:19:05,655 --> 00:19:08,793
And, well,
we were just wondering
420
00:19:08,862 --> 00:19:11,827
how you could ever do
such a terrible thing
421
00:19:11,896 --> 00:19:14,758
to such a generous family.
422
00:19:14,827 --> 00:19:17,034
- Oh, I-- I--
423
00:19:17,068 --> 00:19:19,034
I can't help it.
424
00:19:19,068 --> 00:19:23,172
I should be ashamed,
but I'm not.
425
00:19:23,241 --> 00:19:25,206
All that matters
is that I complete
426
00:19:25,310 --> 00:19:27,241
my precious collection.
427
00:19:27,344 --> 00:19:32,034
The only thing left to collect
is the Dartfish family.
428
00:19:34,241 --> 00:19:35,724
Wait a second.
429
00:19:35,793 --> 00:19:38,620
You are the Dartfish family.
430
00:19:38,689 --> 00:19:40,655
- Dartfish, dart.
431
00:19:40,724 --> 00:19:44,206
[all panting]
432
00:19:44,241 --> 00:19:46,758
- [cackling]
433
00:19:46,827 --> 00:19:48,172
- OK, Dartfish.
434
00:19:48,206 --> 00:19:51,689
Let's give him
the old flat tire.
435
00:19:51,793 --> 00:19:54,517
- [cackling]
436
00:19:54,620 --> 00:19:56,448
Ahh!
437
00:19:56,517 --> 00:19:59,000
[whimpering]
438
00:19:59,034 --> 00:20:03,862
You Dartfish are
not very smart fish.
439
00:20:03,965 --> 00:20:05,551
But not to worry.
440
00:20:05,586 --> 00:20:09,448
You'll be safe
in this Mylar bag.
441
00:20:12,793 --> 00:20:16,344
[all panting]
442
00:20:16,448 --> 00:20:18,517
- My collection.
443
00:20:18,620 --> 00:20:20,344
Come back here.
444
00:20:20,448 --> 00:20:21,896
[upbeat music]
445
00:20:21,931 --> 00:20:25,103
Oh, "The Patrick Show!"
is about to start.
446
00:20:26,344 --> 00:20:27,586
[loud clang]
447
00:20:27,655 --> 00:20:30,241
[panting]
448
00:20:30,310 --> 00:20:32,068
Yes!
449
00:20:32,137 --> 00:20:34,034
[crickets chirping]
450
00:20:34,137 --> 00:20:35,172
- Huh?
451
00:20:35,241 --> 00:20:37,620
Where's Patrick's desk?
452
00:20:37,689 --> 00:20:40,862
- And where's Patrick?
453
00:20:40,965 --> 00:20:42,482
- Uh, sorry, everyone.
454
00:20:42,551 --> 00:20:45,206
"The Patrick Show!" is having
some technical difficulties
455
00:20:45,241 --> 00:20:47,931
at the moment.
456
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:49,000
- Psst.
457
00:20:49,034 --> 00:20:50,827
Excuse me.
[whispering indistinctly]
458
00:20:50,896 --> 00:20:52,034
- Ooh.
459
00:20:52,103 --> 00:20:54,310
We interrupt
this interruption
460
00:20:54,379 --> 00:20:55,896
to bring you an
important message
461
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:58,965
from the Dartfish family.
462
00:21:00,620 --> 00:21:01,620
- [clears throat]
463
00:21:01,655 --> 00:21:04,103
Hello, everyone.
464
00:21:04,172 --> 00:21:06,965
We all love
"The Patrick Show!" and wish
465
00:21:07,034 --> 00:21:10,068
we could take a part of it
and put it in our pocket
466
00:21:10,137 --> 00:21:12,793
or add it to a giant
collection that we
467
00:21:12,827 --> 00:21:15,448
have hidden in the wall.
468
00:21:15,482 --> 00:21:18,724
But "The Patrick Show!"
isn't just for you.
469
00:21:18,793 --> 00:21:20,206
It's for everyone.
470
00:21:20,275 --> 00:21:24,586
And if we share that love,
it's sure to grow.
471
00:21:24,655 --> 00:21:27,758
- It's like he's
talking directly to me.
472
00:21:27,827 --> 00:21:31,448
- I am talking directly to you.
473
00:21:31,551 --> 00:21:34,034
- I can still fix this.
474
00:21:34,931 --> 00:21:37,310
[loud thudding]
475
00:21:37,413 --> 00:21:38,862
- Look.
476
00:21:38,931 --> 00:21:41,896
All the other stuff he
stole, including Patrick.
477
00:21:41,965 --> 00:21:42,896
- Hello.
478
00:21:42,965 --> 00:21:44,965
- Sorry for collecting you.
479
00:21:45,068 --> 00:21:46,862
No hard feelings?
480
00:21:46,931 --> 00:21:48,034
- OK.
481
00:21:48,103 --> 00:21:49,344
Oh, cool.
482
00:21:49,413 --> 00:21:52,034
A flying segment.
483
00:21:52,103 --> 00:21:54,724
Whee!
484
00:21:54,793 --> 00:21:57,344
- Thank you, Dartfish family.
485
00:21:57,413 --> 00:22:01,000
- Yeah, thanks.
486
00:22:01,068 --> 00:22:03,517
[together]
The Stars--
487
00:22:03,620 --> 00:22:05,310
provide.
488
00:22:05,360 --> 00:22:09,910
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