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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,206 --> 00:00:08,862 - Hi! I'm Patrick Star! 2 00:00:08,931 --> 00:00:11,827 And I live with my parents! 3 00:00:11,896 --> 00:00:12,896 Ow! 4 00:00:12,965 --> 00:00:14,482 This is my dad. 5 00:00:14,551 --> 00:00:16,758 [zany music] 6 00:00:16,862 --> 00:00:19,448 This is my mom. [laughs] 7 00:00:19,517 --> 00:00:22,620 This is my sister. She's shy. 8 00:00:22,689 --> 00:00:24,827 This is my grandpa. 9 00:00:24,896 --> 00:00:27,758 This is my room! 10 00:00:27,862 --> 00:00:28,793 And this... 11 00:00:28,896 --> 00:00:30,758 ? ? 12 00:00:30,827 --> 00:00:34,000 This is my show! 13 00:00:34,068 --> 00:00:36,000 ? ? 14 00:00:37,413 --> 00:00:38,965 [cheerful music] 15 00:00:39,068 --> 00:00:41,344 ? ? 16 00:00:41,413 --> 00:00:42,689 - Hey, everybody. 17 00:00:42,758 --> 00:00:44,275 This week's episode 18 00:00:44,344 --> 00:00:46,758 is all about boats. 19 00:00:46,827 --> 00:00:50,275 [cheers and applause] 20 00:00:50,379 --> 00:00:51,931 Vroom, vroom! 21 00:00:51,965 --> 00:00:53,758 Ahh-ehh-ehh! 22 00:00:53,827 --> 00:00:55,827 - What a great idea for a show! 23 00:00:55,896 --> 00:00:57,758 - [yells] 24 00:00:57,862 --> 00:00:59,241 [engine roars] 25 00:00:59,344 --> 00:01:01,241 Ugh! 26 00:01:01,310 --> 00:01:03,827 And as a special treat, GrandPat 27 00:01:03,896 --> 00:01:08,172 gave us permission to see his classic boat collection. 28 00:01:08,241 --> 00:01:14,689 He said to me, Patrick, you can see them over my dead body! 29 00:01:14,758 --> 00:01:19,310 Fortunately, we have it with us today. 30 00:01:19,379 --> 00:01:20,655 - I'm not dead. 31 00:01:20,689 --> 00:01:23,310 I was just in a coma. 32 00:01:23,413 --> 00:01:24,413 - Let's see here. 33 00:01:24,482 --> 00:01:26,379 - Ahh-ooh-ahh-ahh. 34 00:01:26,448 --> 00:01:27,379 - There! 35 00:01:27,448 --> 00:01:28,586 - Put me down! 36 00:01:28,655 --> 00:01:29,655 - OK. 37 00:01:29,724 --> 00:01:31,275 [loud thump] 38 00:01:31,310 --> 00:01:32,241 - [groans] 39 00:01:32,310 --> 00:01:33,862 - Voila! 40 00:01:33,965 --> 00:01:37,275 - This episode is going to be great for our ratings. 41 00:01:37,344 --> 00:01:40,758 - I will now begin pointing at boats. 42 00:01:40,827 --> 00:01:41,793 Boat. 43 00:01:41,862 --> 00:01:43,172 Boat. 44 00:01:43,241 --> 00:01:45,827 - [grunts] Get out of here, you buffoon! 45 00:01:45,862 --> 00:01:47,344 Let me do the talking. 46 00:01:47,448 --> 00:01:50,344 I bought this wooden spiral beauty 47 00:01:50,448 --> 00:01:53,379 from Leonardo da Fishy himself. 48 00:01:53,482 --> 00:01:56,379 This boat I "borrowed" from a widow who 49 00:01:56,482 --> 00:01:58,379 left the keys in the ignition. 50 00:01:58,448 --> 00:02:01,758 I borrowed this one from the widow's husband. 51 00:02:01,827 --> 00:02:04,413 And here's an oldie but a goodie. 52 00:02:04,482 --> 00:02:06,241 - Hey, want to drive! 53 00:02:06,344 --> 00:02:07,827 Vroom, vroom! 54 00:02:07,896 --> 00:02:10,172 [loud crash] 55 00:02:10,241 --> 00:02:14,965 Oh yeah, I don't know how to drive. 56 00:02:15,034 --> 00:02:16,655 [alarm blaring] 57 00:02:16,724 --> 00:02:19,689 - Oh no, my dad sense is tingling. 58 00:02:19,758 --> 00:02:23,379 Patrick needs me for a father-and-son teaching moment. 59 00:02:25,034 --> 00:02:25,896 And away! 60 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:27,586 [loud clattering] 61 00:02:27,655 --> 00:02:30,827 - Soup's on, dear. 62 00:02:30,896 --> 00:02:34,034 - [grumbling] 63 00:02:34,103 --> 00:02:37,241 At least my vintage beauty is untouched. 64 00:02:37,310 --> 00:02:39,310 [whirring, crunching] 65 00:02:39,379 --> 00:02:40,827 [yelps] 66 00:02:40,896 --> 00:02:44,862 - Son, it's time for me to teach you how to drive. 67 00:02:44,931 --> 00:02:45,931 - Yay! 68 00:02:46,034 --> 00:02:46,896 - Oh boy! 69 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:48,206 A remote segment. 70 00:02:48,241 --> 00:02:50,724 I need to go get my mobile camera rig. 71 00:02:50,793 --> 00:02:52,310 Wait for me out front. 72 00:02:52,379 --> 00:02:53,758 - OK. 73 00:02:53,827 --> 00:02:55,551 In the meantime, let's go over the basics. 74 00:02:55,586 --> 00:02:59,724 Step one-- how to properly enter and exit the vehicle. 75 00:02:59,793 --> 00:03:02,965 I like to jump through the window like a cool dude. 76 00:03:03,068 --> 00:03:04,310 [grunts] 77 00:03:04,413 --> 00:03:05,586 [loud crash] 78 00:03:05,655 --> 00:03:09,137 - Through the sunroof is even cooler. 79 00:03:09,172 --> 00:03:10,965 [loud crash] 80 00:03:11,068 --> 00:03:14,172 [all screaming] 81 00:03:14,241 --> 00:03:17,862 - Step two-- review the pre-dive checklist. 82 00:03:17,931 --> 00:03:19,586 Seat belt, check. 83 00:03:19,655 --> 00:03:20,965 Steering wheel, check. 84 00:03:21,068 --> 00:03:23,862 [loud crash] 85 00:03:23,931 --> 00:03:25,724 [whooshes, dings] 86 00:03:25,793 --> 00:03:26,724 Soup. 87 00:03:26,793 --> 00:03:29,758 [slurps] Mmm, delicious. 88 00:03:29,827 --> 00:03:30,965 Check, please. 89 00:03:31,068 --> 00:03:33,965 [loud crash] 90 00:03:34,068 --> 00:03:36,379 Tires, check. 91 00:03:36,448 --> 00:03:38,655 Now we are ready to drive. 92 00:03:38,758 --> 00:03:40,551 Start the engine, son. 93 00:03:40,620 --> 00:03:42,275 [engine rumbles] 94 00:03:42,379 --> 00:03:43,862 And we're off. 95 00:03:43,931 --> 00:03:45,965 [gentle music] 96 00:03:46,068 --> 00:03:48,344 - [whimpering] 97 00:03:48,448 --> 00:03:50,206 - You're doing great. 98 00:03:50,275 --> 00:03:51,241 Go right. 99 00:03:51,310 --> 00:03:52,965 Go left. 100 00:03:53,034 --> 00:03:57,793 Now, gently slam on the brakes, and pick up this nice lady. 101 00:03:57,827 --> 00:04:01,344 I'm also working my latest temp job for a taxi service. 102 00:04:01,379 --> 00:04:02,379 Where to, ma'am? 103 00:04:02,448 --> 00:04:04,517 - I'm having a baby! 104 00:04:04,620 --> 00:04:06,620 Get me to the hospital! 105 00:04:06,689 --> 00:04:08,275 - You know what that means. 106 00:04:08,344 --> 00:04:10,344 Put the pedal to the metal. 107 00:04:10,448 --> 00:04:14,379 [tires squealing] 108 00:04:14,482 --> 00:04:16,827 It's OK to ignore all the rules of the road 109 00:04:16,896 --> 00:04:18,517 when it's an emergency. 110 00:04:18,551 --> 00:04:19,758 Or when you're bored. 111 00:04:19,827 --> 00:04:21,758 - Drive faster! 112 00:04:21,827 --> 00:04:24,655 [tires squealing] 113 00:04:24,689 --> 00:04:30,310 [engines roaring] 114 00:04:30,379 --> 00:04:32,655 The baby's coming! 115 00:04:32,724 --> 00:04:33,620 [groans] 116 00:04:33,689 --> 00:04:34,896 - Oh! 117 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:37,137 Well, then, better make a pit stop. 118 00:04:37,206 --> 00:04:39,862 [tools clattering] 119 00:04:39,965 --> 00:04:44,344 [baby crying] 120 00:04:44,379 --> 00:04:46,034 - Great job. 121 00:04:46,103 --> 00:04:50,172 Now use your hand signals to gently merge back into traffic. 122 00:04:50,241 --> 00:04:53,034 [engines roaring] 123 00:04:53,103 --> 00:04:54,827 I know it's hard for beginners. 124 00:04:54,896 --> 00:04:57,413 That's why your dad has a secret trick. 125 00:04:57,517 --> 00:05:00,896 When in doubt, close your eyes and floor it. 126 00:05:00,931 --> 00:05:03,517 - Aye-aye, captain. 127 00:05:03,586 --> 00:05:06,103 [exciting music] 128 00:05:06,206 --> 00:05:11,517 [engines roaring] 129 00:05:11,586 --> 00:05:14,034 - Stop! 130 00:05:14,103 --> 00:05:16,931 [tires screeching] 131 00:05:17,034 --> 00:05:19,448 [loud explosion] 132 00:05:19,517 --> 00:05:22,172 Oh, that was a close one. 133 00:05:22,241 --> 00:05:26,103 We almost ran over that half-eaten cupcake! 134 00:05:26,172 --> 00:05:28,931 [robotic arm whirring] 135 00:05:29,034 --> 00:05:30,310 [chomps] 136 00:05:30,379 --> 00:05:31,344 Mmm. 137 00:05:31,413 --> 00:05:32,655 All right, son. 138 00:05:32,724 --> 00:05:34,896 Let's continue with your lesson. 139 00:05:34,931 --> 00:05:36,827 [tires squealing] 140 00:05:43,275 --> 00:05:44,275 Ooh, lookee there. 141 00:05:44,344 --> 00:05:45,241 A customer. 142 00:05:45,310 --> 00:05:46,586 - Yoo-hoo! 143 00:05:46,689 --> 00:05:47,758 Taxi! 144 00:05:47,827 --> 00:05:48,758 - Perfect! 145 00:05:48,862 --> 00:05:51,000 She looks loaded. 146 00:05:51,068 --> 00:05:53,965 [ominous music] 147 00:05:54,068 --> 00:05:55,206 ? ? 148 00:05:55,275 --> 00:05:56,241 - Hi! 149 00:05:56,275 --> 00:05:57,275 - No, son. 150 00:05:57,310 --> 00:05:59,034 He's the competition. 151 00:05:59,103 --> 00:06:01,482 You got to give him the stink-eye 152 00:06:01,517 --> 00:06:03,931 and rev the engine threateningly. 153 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:06,482 [engine rumbling] 154 00:06:06,551 --> 00:06:07,931 [bell dings] 155 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:11,241 [tires squealing] 156 00:06:11,310 --> 00:06:12,758 [yells] 157 00:06:12,827 --> 00:06:15,758 So he wants to play dirty, huh? 158 00:06:15,827 --> 00:06:18,000 Deploy the spy gear. 159 00:06:18,103 --> 00:06:19,655 [electronic beep] 160 00:06:19,689 --> 00:06:23,482 - Some of these guys, a couple of these, and a bunch of those. 161 00:06:23,551 --> 00:06:28,379 [whirring, clattering] 162 00:06:28,448 --> 00:06:30,310 - [yells, grunts] 163 00:06:30,413 --> 00:06:33,620 [clattering] 164 00:06:33,689 --> 00:06:37,206 Ahh! 165 00:06:37,275 --> 00:06:39,172 - [yells] 166 00:06:39,275 --> 00:06:42,758 [tires squealing] 167 00:06:42,827 --> 00:06:43,931 - All right, son. 168 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:46,310 Time to pull out the big guns. 169 00:06:48,275 --> 00:06:51,034 [ducks quacking] 170 00:06:51,103 --> 00:06:52,758 - Mother of pearl! 171 00:06:52,827 --> 00:06:54,586 - [quacks] 172 00:06:54,655 --> 00:06:57,448 [quacking] 173 00:06:57,517 --> 00:06:58,482 [horn honks] - Ha-ha. 174 00:06:58,517 --> 00:07:00,758 - [blows raspberry] 175 00:07:00,862 --> 00:07:01,931 Dad. 176 00:07:02,034 --> 00:07:05,310 [ominous music] 177 00:07:05,413 --> 00:07:07,034 - Ooh, a hitchhiker. 178 00:07:07,103 --> 00:07:09,310 - He looks kind of shifty. 179 00:07:09,413 --> 00:07:11,758 - We always pick up hitchhikers, son. 180 00:07:11,862 --> 00:07:15,172 They have the best conspiracy theories. 181 00:07:17,275 --> 00:07:20,758 - Heh-heh-heh. Where to? 182 00:07:20,862 --> 00:07:22,689 - Just drive. 183 00:07:22,758 --> 00:07:26,275 [coughs] Oh, pardon me. 184 00:07:26,344 --> 00:07:29,758 Just drive, please. 185 00:07:29,827 --> 00:07:31,551 Golly, it's hot in here. 186 00:07:31,586 --> 00:07:32,758 I know y'all got AC. 187 00:07:32,862 --> 00:07:35,689 Ooh! 188 00:07:35,758 --> 00:07:37,586 [ice crackling] 189 00:07:37,689 --> 00:07:38,931 Ooh, a music box. 190 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:40,620 [loud music] 191 00:07:40,655 --> 00:07:43,310 That's an amazing sound system! 192 00:07:43,379 --> 00:07:45,793 - [grunts] Don't touch my-- 193 00:07:45,896 --> 00:07:50,379 - [gasps] Wow, will you look at that? 194 00:07:50,448 --> 00:07:51,965 Is that a jellyfish? 195 00:07:52,068 --> 00:07:55,206 - Patrick, we gotta get this guy out of here. 196 00:07:55,275 --> 00:07:56,620 - Way ahead of you. 197 00:07:56,689 --> 00:07:58,655 I'm going to crash the car. 198 00:07:58,758 --> 00:08:00,862 - Well, thanks for the ride, fellas. 199 00:08:00,931 --> 00:08:06,172 Remember, I was never here. 200 00:08:06,241 --> 00:08:09,000 [loud crash] 201 00:08:09,103 --> 00:08:10,896 [both groaning] 202 00:08:10,965 --> 00:08:11,827 - Huh? 203 00:08:11,931 --> 00:08:13,517 Where'd he go? 204 00:08:13,620 --> 00:08:15,206 - Well, that took care of that. 205 00:08:15,310 --> 00:08:17,000 Let's hit the road. 206 00:08:20,310 --> 00:08:21,482 - [growls] 207 00:08:21,586 --> 00:08:24,310 [exciting music] 208 00:08:24,413 --> 00:08:25,413 All right, pal. 209 00:08:25,482 --> 00:08:26,931 Let's see your license. 210 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:29,000 - I don't have one! 211 00:08:29,103 --> 00:08:30,655 - Go easy on him, Officer. 212 00:08:30,724 --> 00:08:32,103 He's just a kid. 213 00:08:32,172 --> 00:08:33,689 He's learning. 214 00:08:33,758 --> 00:08:36,344 - Well, why didn't you say so? 215 00:08:36,379 --> 00:08:38,172 My kid's learning too. 216 00:08:38,275 --> 00:08:40,137 - Go, go, go! 217 00:08:40,206 --> 00:08:42,275 - [laughs] They're so cute at that age. 218 00:08:42,344 --> 00:08:44,103 - [chuckles] They sure are. 219 00:08:44,172 --> 00:08:45,137 All right, sir. 220 00:08:45,206 --> 00:08:46,827 Let's see your license. 221 00:08:46,931 --> 00:08:47,896 - Oh. 222 00:08:47,965 --> 00:08:49,758 Uh, I don't have one either. 223 00:08:49,827 --> 00:08:52,724 - [gasps] Son, Daddy's about to help 224 00:08:52,793 --> 00:08:57,344 you collar your first perp. 225 00:08:57,379 --> 00:08:59,172 Pull over now! 226 00:08:59,206 --> 00:09:01,172 - No thank you, Officer. 227 00:09:01,241 --> 00:09:04,344 He can't arrest us if we get our licenses first. 228 00:09:04,413 --> 00:09:06,172 To the DMB! 229 00:09:06,241 --> 00:09:09,137 [boat whinnies] 230 00:09:09,206 --> 00:09:12,413 - [imitates siren wailing] 231 00:09:12,448 --> 00:09:16,310 - What if I can't pass my driving test? 232 00:09:16,379 --> 00:09:18,034 - Son, look at me. 233 00:09:18,103 --> 00:09:22,827 You're a great driver, and you are going to pass that test. 234 00:09:22,896 --> 00:09:24,241 - Whoo! 235 00:09:24,344 --> 00:09:27,482 [glass shatters] 236 00:09:27,551 --> 00:09:29,482 Yay, we made it! 237 00:09:29,551 --> 00:09:30,655 - [imitating siren wailing] 238 00:09:30,724 --> 00:09:32,724 - Hold the celebration, son. 239 00:09:32,827 --> 00:09:34,068 He's still on our tail. 240 00:09:34,172 --> 00:09:35,793 [both whimpering] 241 00:09:35,862 --> 00:09:39,172 - [imitating siren wailing] 242 00:09:39,241 --> 00:09:41,206 - Come on, come on. 243 00:09:41,241 --> 00:09:43,241 He's getting closer. 244 00:09:43,344 --> 00:09:44,724 - But so are we. 245 00:09:44,827 --> 00:09:45,862 Look! 246 00:09:45,931 --> 00:09:46,965 - Ohh! 247 00:09:47,034 --> 00:09:49,379 - Next, please. 248 00:09:49,482 --> 00:09:50,517 - Hello. 249 00:09:50,586 --> 00:09:52,172 - How can I help you today? 250 00:09:52,241 --> 00:09:53,931 - Dad? 251 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:55,310 - Hi, son. 252 00:09:55,379 --> 00:09:57,724 Uh, that taxi gig wasn't really working out, 253 00:09:57,827 --> 00:10:00,172 so I'm temping at the DMB today. 254 00:10:00,241 --> 00:10:02,137 - Whoo-hoo! 255 00:10:02,206 --> 00:10:04,103 This will be easy. 256 00:10:04,172 --> 00:10:06,241 One license, please. 257 00:10:06,344 --> 00:10:07,620 - I'm sorry, son. 258 00:10:07,724 --> 00:10:09,137 I saw your driving today, and there's 259 00:10:09,206 --> 00:10:11,000 no way I could give you a license after all 260 00:10:11,068 --> 00:10:12,724 those moving violations. 261 00:10:12,758 --> 00:10:17,655 - But Dad, I thought you said I was a good driver. 262 00:10:17,724 --> 00:10:20,551 [whimpering] 263 00:10:20,655 --> 00:10:21,862 - Gotcha! Ha-ha! 264 00:10:21,931 --> 00:10:23,896 Just a little DMB humor. 265 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:26,103 Here's your license, son. 266 00:10:26,172 --> 00:10:27,724 - I finally did it. 267 00:10:27,793 --> 00:10:32,482 After almost 11 minutes of hard work and practice, 268 00:10:32,551 --> 00:10:35,758 I got my license to drive! 269 00:10:35,862 --> 00:10:37,586 - [imitating siren wailing] 270 00:10:37,655 --> 00:10:39,275 Hand it over, pal. 271 00:10:39,344 --> 00:10:42,068 - [sighs] 272 00:10:42,137 --> 00:10:44,620 - No more driving for you, bub. 273 00:10:44,689 --> 00:10:45,896 [machine whirs] 274 00:10:48,206 --> 00:10:49,517 All right, Junior. 275 00:10:49,586 --> 00:10:51,379 Our work here is done. 276 00:10:51,448 --> 00:10:54,551 Let's roll. 277 00:10:54,586 --> 00:10:56,482 - [screams] 278 00:10:58,344 --> 00:11:00,896 - Your mother won't be happy about the car 279 00:11:00,965 --> 00:11:02,241 getting impounded. 280 00:11:02,310 --> 00:11:04,206 - But at least we got a good episode 281 00:11:04,275 --> 00:11:07,137 out of it, right, Squidina? 282 00:11:07,241 --> 00:11:10,379 Um, Squidina? 283 00:11:10,448 --> 00:11:15,896 - OK, guys, let's get this show on the road. 284 00:11:15,965 --> 00:11:18,103 Guys? 285 00:11:18,172 --> 00:11:19,172 Guys? 286 00:11:20,655 --> 00:11:22,758 [cheerful music] 287 00:11:22,827 --> 00:11:26,310 [rooster crows] 288 00:11:26,379 --> 00:11:27,724 - We'll be right back 289 00:11:27,827 --> 00:11:30,137 after a word from our sponsor. 290 00:11:30,206 --> 00:11:32,137 - Yay, commercial! 291 00:11:34,551 --> 00:11:36,586 - Attention, Krusty Krab lovers. 292 00:11:36,655 --> 00:11:38,413 - I'm listening. 293 00:11:38,517 --> 00:11:42,517 - The Krusty Krab is proud to present a brand-new menu item. 294 00:11:42,586 --> 00:11:44,896 We start with a chocolate cake bun, 295 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:47,344 top it with a slab of marzipan. 296 00:11:47,448 --> 00:11:48,931 - Ooh! 297 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:50,724 - Strawberry frosting. 298 00:11:50,793 --> 00:11:52,586 Another slab of marzipan. 299 00:11:52,655 --> 00:11:54,517 - [yells] 300 00:11:54,551 --> 00:11:56,413 - Vanilla frosting. 301 00:11:56,482 --> 00:11:58,310 More marzipan. 302 00:11:58,379 --> 00:11:59,482 - [jabbers] 303 00:11:59,551 --> 00:12:00,655 - Hot fudge. 304 00:12:00,724 --> 00:12:02,448 An additional slab of marzipan. 305 00:12:02,517 --> 00:12:03,413 Pickles. 306 00:12:03,482 --> 00:12:04,896 - [babbles] 307 00:12:04,965 --> 00:12:07,413 - The top part of the chocolate cake bun. 308 00:12:07,517 --> 00:12:09,310 And what the heck-- 309 00:12:09,413 --> 00:12:11,620 let's throw a cherry on top. 310 00:12:11,689 --> 00:12:14,827 I call it the Patty Kake. 311 00:12:14,896 --> 00:12:16,551 - [yells] 312 00:12:16,586 --> 00:12:18,275 [chomps] 313 00:12:18,344 --> 00:12:20,241 - Not sweet enough for you? 314 00:12:20,310 --> 00:12:23,034 Then make it a combo meal by adding 315 00:12:23,103 --> 00:12:26,275 churro fries and a cup of carbonated high-fructose 316 00:12:26,379 --> 00:12:27,689 corn syrup. 317 00:12:27,758 --> 00:12:32,586 - Mom, can I go melt my teeth with sugar? 318 00:12:32,655 --> 00:12:35,241 - As long as you don't spoil your dinner. 319 00:12:35,310 --> 00:12:36,482 - But wait! 320 00:12:36,551 --> 00:12:37,931 It gets better. 321 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:39,724 - It does? 322 00:12:39,793 --> 00:12:42,344 - The person who orders the first Patty Kake 323 00:12:42,413 --> 00:12:45,689 will get their face immortalized on this official 324 00:12:45,758 --> 00:12:48,379 Patty Kake promotional poster. 325 00:12:48,448 --> 00:12:51,034 - I want to be on that poster. 326 00:12:51,103 --> 00:12:54,862 - Then all you got to do is be first in line this morning. 327 00:12:54,931 --> 00:12:56,137 - Wait! 328 00:12:56,241 --> 00:12:58,862 This morning is happening right now. 329 00:12:58,931 --> 00:13:00,758 What time do the doors open? 330 00:13:00,827 --> 00:13:02,068 - 10 minutes from now. 331 00:13:02,137 --> 00:13:03,379 - Great! 332 00:13:03,448 --> 00:13:05,517 I only need five minutes to get there, 333 00:13:05,620 --> 00:13:10,310 and that leaves me with another five minutes for a power nap. 334 00:13:10,413 --> 00:13:11,517 [snores] 335 00:13:14,137 --> 00:13:17,931 - [yawns] 336 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:21,793 To the Krusty Krab! 337 00:13:21,862 --> 00:13:23,241 [loud crash] 338 00:13:23,310 --> 00:13:26,172 [surf music] 339 00:13:26,275 --> 00:13:27,793 ? ? 340 00:13:27,862 --> 00:13:30,758 - [whistling] 341 00:13:30,827 --> 00:13:33,034 And I'm off to the door store. 342 00:13:33,137 --> 00:13:37,206 ? ? 343 00:13:37,275 --> 00:13:40,310 - [yells] 344 00:13:40,344 --> 00:13:41,827 [loud crash] 345 00:13:41,931 --> 00:13:42,931 - Huh. 346 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:46,379 I guess today is my lucky day. 347 00:13:46,448 --> 00:13:48,896 - Almost there! 348 00:13:48,965 --> 00:13:50,827 [yells] 349 00:13:50,896 --> 00:13:53,931 [loud thud] 350 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:57,620 [crashes] 351 00:13:57,689 --> 00:14:00,172 First in line. 352 00:14:00,241 --> 00:14:03,551 - [babbling] Oh, hiya, Patrick. 353 00:14:03,620 --> 00:14:05,034 - SpongeBob? 354 00:14:05,068 --> 00:14:07,310 How did you get in the Krusty Krab so early? 355 00:14:07,379 --> 00:14:08,931 - It's not early. 356 00:14:09,034 --> 00:14:12,241 Mr. Krabs sold out of Patty Kakes four hours ago. 357 00:14:12,310 --> 00:14:13,931 It was a huge success. 358 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:18,206 [burps] And I was the first one to try them. 359 00:14:18,241 --> 00:14:19,655 - That's impossible. 360 00:14:19,724 --> 00:14:22,068 I got-- I got here early. 361 00:14:22,103 --> 00:14:24,931 I-- [screams] 362 00:14:25,034 --> 00:14:26,344 [whimpers] 363 00:14:26,413 --> 00:14:30,379 If only I had the means to travel back in time 364 00:14:30,448 --> 00:14:34,827 and change the outcome of this unfortunate situation. 365 00:14:34,896 --> 00:14:37,655 - [laughs] Well, better luck next time. 366 00:14:37,724 --> 00:14:39,344 [echoing] Time, time. 367 00:14:39,413 --> 00:14:42,551 Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to organize my closet. 368 00:14:42,620 --> 00:14:43,965 [echoing] Closet, closet. 369 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:46,896 - Hmm. 370 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:49,137 Oh well. 371 00:14:49,206 --> 00:14:52,344 - Is he really that dense? 372 00:14:52,379 --> 00:14:54,000 - [grunts] 373 00:14:56,724 --> 00:14:59,448 Time closets? 374 00:14:59,517 --> 00:15:00,448 Wait! 375 00:15:00,551 --> 00:15:03,241 Oh, that's it! 376 00:15:03,310 --> 00:15:07,448 I can use my time closet to go back to this morning 377 00:15:07,517 --> 00:15:09,000 and be first in line. 378 00:15:09,103 --> 00:15:12,551 [panting] 379 00:15:12,620 --> 00:15:13,965 [drill whirs] 380 00:15:14,068 --> 00:15:15,620 - So much fun. 381 00:15:15,689 --> 00:15:18,793 I wish I could install it all over again. 382 00:15:18,827 --> 00:15:21,827 - [yelling] 383 00:15:21,931 --> 00:15:23,413 - Oh. [chuckles] 384 00:15:23,482 --> 00:15:26,241 Be careful what you wish for, Cecil. 385 00:15:26,310 --> 00:15:29,172 - Back to the Krusty Krab early this morning. 386 00:15:29,275 --> 00:15:30,517 [electricity buzzing] 387 00:15:35,310 --> 00:15:37,586 [bell dings] 388 00:15:37,620 --> 00:15:40,137 - [laughs] 389 00:15:40,172 --> 00:15:43,586 ? Patty Kake, Patty Kake, here I am ? 390 00:15:43,655 --> 00:15:47,793 - I don't think so, pal. 391 00:15:47,896 --> 00:15:49,758 [grunts] 392 00:15:49,793 --> 00:15:51,344 - Oh, hiya, Patrick. 393 00:15:51,413 --> 00:15:54,517 - You stay away from the Krusty Krab, you hear me? 394 00:15:54,586 --> 00:15:55,758 - Why? 395 00:15:55,793 --> 00:15:57,689 The new Patty Kake is out today. 396 00:15:57,758 --> 00:16:00,551 - Sorry, buddy. 397 00:16:00,655 --> 00:16:02,517 [panting] 398 00:16:02,586 --> 00:16:03,655 - My turn! 399 00:16:03,724 --> 00:16:06,344 [laughs] 400 00:16:06,448 --> 00:16:09,896 [both panting] 401 00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:12,172 [babbling] 402 00:16:12,241 --> 00:16:14,275 Gotcha! - [grunting] 403 00:16:14,344 --> 00:16:16,103 [laughter] 404 00:16:16,172 --> 00:16:17,517 - Hey! 405 00:16:17,551 --> 00:16:19,344 That tickling tickles. 406 00:16:19,448 --> 00:16:20,931 [grunts] 407 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:22,931 [panting] 408 00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:25,034 Oh, no. 409 00:16:25,137 --> 00:16:27,862 [dramatic music] 410 00:16:27,931 --> 00:16:31,896 - First in line, victory is mine. 411 00:16:31,965 --> 00:16:35,517 - Congratulations! 412 00:16:35,551 --> 00:16:39,586 - Mona Lisa, eat your heart out. 413 00:16:39,655 --> 00:16:41,517 - No way! 414 00:16:41,586 --> 00:16:44,517 Oh, let's try this again. 415 00:16:44,620 --> 00:16:47,896 [electricity buzzing] 416 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:50,379 - [laughs] Tickle, tickle. 417 00:16:50,482 --> 00:16:52,827 - Get off me, SpongeBob! 418 00:16:52,896 --> 00:16:56,551 - 12 patties a day keeps the doctor away. 419 00:16:56,655 --> 00:16:59,655 - [grunts] Go back where you came from! 420 00:16:59,724 --> 00:17:04,206 It's my turn to be first in line! 421 00:17:04,275 --> 00:17:06,275 - You'd have to lock me in a cage 422 00:17:06,379 --> 00:17:09,379 to keep me from the Krusty Krab. 423 00:17:09,448 --> 00:17:12,206 - Aha! 424 00:17:12,275 --> 00:17:16,206 - What the? 425 00:17:16,275 --> 00:17:21,413 - I'll let you out once I'm on that poster. 426 00:17:21,482 --> 00:17:26,379 - [clears throat] As a prisoner, I do have rights. 427 00:17:26,413 --> 00:17:29,551 - [groans] 428 00:17:29,620 --> 00:17:30,586 OK. 429 00:17:30,655 --> 00:17:33,103 What are your demands? 430 00:17:33,172 --> 00:17:36,448 - I would like a full country breakfast, 431 00:17:36,517 --> 00:17:41,241 some Silver Age comic books, a smart TV, 432 00:17:41,310 --> 00:17:45,551 a life-size Man Ray action figure, and an ergonomic 433 00:17:45,620 --> 00:17:46,862 computer chair. 434 00:17:46,931 --> 00:17:48,172 - [chuckling] 435 00:17:48,241 --> 00:17:49,896 - Huh? 436 00:17:49,965 --> 00:17:52,931 - I can't believe I got here first. 437 00:17:52,965 --> 00:17:54,620 - Not again! 438 00:17:57,793 --> 00:18:02,586 If at first you don't succeed, fail, fail again. 439 00:18:04,275 --> 00:18:05,379 [bell dings, electricity buzzes] 440 00:18:05,482 --> 00:18:07,000 - [laughing] Hey! 441 00:18:07,103 --> 00:18:08,655 Get off me, SpongeBob! 442 00:18:08,689 --> 00:18:12,448 - A smart TV, a life-size Man Ray action figure, 443 00:18:12,517 --> 00:18:16,172 and an ergonomic computer chair. 444 00:18:16,241 --> 00:18:19,724 - Now, where's Mrs. Puff? 445 00:18:22,620 --> 00:18:25,448 Aha! 446 00:18:25,517 --> 00:18:27,482 [glass shatters] 447 00:18:27,586 --> 00:18:28,931 [exciting music] 448 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:30,482 [engine turning over] 449 00:18:30,517 --> 00:18:32,310 [grunts] 450 00:18:32,413 --> 00:18:33,689 [tires squealing] 451 00:18:33,793 --> 00:18:35,724 - [humming] 452 00:18:35,793 --> 00:18:37,241 [rock music] 453 00:18:37,310 --> 00:18:39,413 [humming] 454 00:18:39,482 --> 00:18:41,482 [rock music] 455 00:18:41,517 --> 00:18:44,551 [loud crash] 456 00:18:44,620 --> 00:18:45,827 [humming] 457 00:18:45,931 --> 00:18:47,172 [rock music] 458 00:18:47,275 --> 00:18:48,655 [gentle music] 459 00:18:48,758 --> 00:18:51,482 [glass shatters] 460 00:18:51,586 --> 00:18:53,172 - Stop the car. 461 00:18:53,275 --> 00:18:58,172 - [screaming] 462 00:18:58,206 --> 00:19:01,620 [loud explosion] 463 00:19:01,689 --> 00:19:04,620 [dramatic music] 464 00:19:04,689 --> 00:19:06,172 ? ? 465 00:19:06,241 --> 00:19:08,586 - Mmm-mmm. 466 00:19:08,689 --> 00:19:10,068 - [snarls] 467 00:19:10,137 --> 00:19:13,068 [electricity buzzing] 468 00:19:13,172 --> 00:19:14,137 - A life-size Man Ray-- 469 00:19:14,206 --> 00:19:15,206 - Hey! 470 00:19:15,275 --> 00:19:17,275 Get off me, SpongeBob! 471 00:19:17,344 --> 00:19:20,275 Please let me eat the Patty Kake! 472 00:19:20,344 --> 00:19:22,206 Please, please, please, please! 473 00:19:22,275 --> 00:19:25,724 [grunts] Huh? 474 00:19:25,793 --> 00:19:30,241 - This sponsorship is going to make us both a lot of money. 475 00:19:30,344 --> 00:19:31,517 - I agree. 476 00:19:31,551 --> 00:19:32,931 [laughter] 477 00:19:33,034 --> 00:19:36,413 [distorted laughter] 478 00:19:37,413 --> 00:19:39,551 [loud explosion] 479 00:19:39,620 --> 00:19:41,620 [electricity buzzing] 480 00:19:41,724 --> 00:19:43,448 - Please let me eat the Patty Kake! 481 00:19:43,517 --> 00:19:44,482 - Huh? 482 00:19:44,551 --> 00:19:48,000 [yells] 483 00:19:48,068 --> 00:19:49,482 [all yelling] 484 00:19:49,551 --> 00:19:50,793 - [laughs] 485 00:19:53,862 --> 00:19:54,965 - My leg! 486 00:19:57,172 --> 00:20:00,241 [all yelling] 487 00:20:00,310 --> 00:20:01,965 [electricity buzzing] 488 00:20:05,379 --> 00:20:08,275 - [growls] 489 00:20:09,551 --> 00:20:10,620 - Meow. 490 00:20:13,034 --> 00:20:15,758 [meowing] 491 00:20:15,827 --> 00:20:18,413 - [cawing] 492 00:20:21,379 --> 00:20:23,448 - [meowing] 493 00:20:23,517 --> 00:20:25,827 [electricity buzzes, bell dings] 494 00:20:25,896 --> 00:20:27,344 - Phew. 495 00:20:27,413 --> 00:20:32,137 I think that's literally everyone in Bikini Bottom. 496 00:20:32,206 --> 00:20:33,379 [screams] 497 00:20:33,448 --> 00:20:36,413 - Forgetting someones? 498 00:20:36,517 --> 00:20:42,620 [all yelling, grunting] 499 00:20:42,689 --> 00:20:44,655 - Wait! 500 00:20:44,724 --> 00:20:46,137 - [grunts] 501 00:20:46,206 --> 00:20:47,724 - Sorry. 502 00:20:47,827 --> 00:20:50,793 - Violence is never the answer. 503 00:20:50,862 --> 00:20:53,620 Surely there must be a better way 504 00:20:53,655 --> 00:20:56,517 to determine who among us is most 505 00:20:56,586 --> 00:20:59,586 deserving of the Patty Kake. 506 00:21:02,482 --> 00:21:04,862 [triumphant music] 507 00:21:04,931 --> 00:21:06,517 - Oh, I'm so happy for you. 508 00:21:06,620 --> 00:21:08,310 [indistinct chatter] 509 00:21:08,379 --> 00:21:11,103 - Welcome, Patricks and gentle Patricks, 510 00:21:11,172 --> 00:21:14,310 to "Top Patrick," 511 00:21:14,344 --> 00:21:16,586 where we'll find out which Patrick 512 00:21:16,655 --> 00:21:20,655 is the most deserving of eating the first Patty Kake. 513 00:21:20,758 --> 00:21:23,448 And now let's meet our judges-- 514 00:21:23,517 --> 00:21:27,137 all of Bikini Bottom in one cage. 515 00:21:27,206 --> 00:21:31,827 Without further undo, please welcome our first contestant, 516 00:21:31,931 --> 00:21:33,931 Patrick Star! 517 00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:35,724 [cheers and applause] 518 00:21:35,793 --> 00:21:40,172 - Who wants to see me smash a banana with a hammer? 519 00:21:40,241 --> 00:21:41,827 [cheers and applause] 520 00:21:41,931 --> 00:21:46,068 [wind howling] 521 00:21:46,137 --> 00:21:50,827 - [sighs] No one showed up for you, little Patty Kake. 522 00:21:50,931 --> 00:21:54,206 Guess you're just a sweet, frosted failure. 523 00:21:54,275 --> 00:21:57,068 [chomps] Blech! 524 00:21:57,137 --> 00:21:58,310 Ugh. 525 00:21:58,344 --> 00:22:00,793 What was I thinking? 526 00:22:00,843 --> 00:22:05,393 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 32429

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