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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,214 --> 00:00:08,732 - Hi! I'm Patrick Star! 2 00:00:08,801 --> 00:00:11,839 And I live with my parents! 3 00:00:11,908 --> 00:00:12,702 Ow! 4 00:00:12,771 --> 00:00:14,393 This is my dad. 5 00:00:14,462 --> 00:00:16,671 [zany music] 6 00:00:16,740 --> 00:00:19,433 This is my mom. [laughs] 7 00:00:19,502 --> 00:00:22,505 This is my sister. She's shy. 8 00:00:22,574 --> 00:00:24,886 This is my grandpa. 9 00:00:24,955 --> 00:00:27,648 This is my room! 10 00:00:27,717 --> 00:00:28,649 And this... 11 00:00:28,718 --> 00:00:30,616 ? ? 12 00:00:30,685 --> 00:00:34,034 This is my show! 13 00:00:34,103 --> 00:00:35,966 ? ? 14 00:00:37,416 --> 00:00:40,040 [upbeat music] 15 00:00:40,109 --> 00:00:41,455 [together] Happy birthday, Patrick. 16 00:00:41,524 --> 00:00:42,559 - Oh boy. Oh boy. 17 00:00:42,628 --> 00:00:43,629 Oh boy. 18 00:00:43,698 --> 00:00:44,837 - Here, birthday boy. 19 00:00:44,906 --> 00:00:45,873 [giggles] 20 00:00:45,942 --> 00:00:48,531 - Ohh! 21 00:00:48,600 --> 00:00:49,635 Huh? 22 00:00:49,704 --> 00:00:51,396 [flies buzzing] - Gotcha. 23 00:00:51,465 --> 00:00:52,569 [laughs] 24 00:00:52,638 --> 00:00:53,605 - Wow. 25 00:00:53,674 --> 00:00:56,263 Thanks, Grandpat! 26 00:00:56,332 --> 00:00:57,333 - Whoa! 27 00:00:57,402 --> 00:00:58,748 - [slurps] 28 00:00:58,817 --> 00:01:00,198 - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 29 00:01:00,267 --> 00:01:01,440 Hang on, son. 30 00:01:01,509 --> 00:01:02,545 - Whoa. 31 00:01:02,614 --> 00:01:04,409 - Don't spoil your appetite. 32 00:01:04,478 --> 00:01:08,378 - We're taking you out for a special birthday lunch. 33 00:01:08,447 --> 00:01:09,897 Where would you like to go? 34 00:01:09,966 --> 00:01:12,175 - Uh. 35 00:01:13,970 --> 00:01:16,214 - Breathe in, breathe out. 36 00:01:16,283 --> 00:01:18,112 Breathe in, breathe out. 37 00:01:18,181 --> 00:01:20,425 - Hey, where should we go to lunch? 38 00:01:20,494 --> 00:01:21,736 - Uh. - Uh. 39 00:01:21,805 --> 00:01:23,669 [alarm blaring] 40 00:01:23,738 --> 00:01:25,257 - Live, son! 41 00:01:25,326 --> 00:01:26,569 [grunts] Live! 42 00:01:28,985 --> 00:01:30,538 - [gasps] 43 00:01:30,607 --> 00:01:32,092 What were we talking about? 44 00:01:32,161 --> 00:01:33,127 [upbeat music] 45 00:01:33,196 --> 00:01:34,232 [together] Huh? 46 00:01:34,301 --> 00:01:36,648 - ? Fun Bucket, buckets of fun ? 47 00:01:36,717 --> 00:01:40,652 ? With games you can play and tons of pizzay ? 48 00:01:40,721 --> 00:01:43,172 ? Fun Bucket, buckets of fun ? 49 00:01:43,241 --> 00:01:45,657 ? With a cool robot band that will sing you ? 50 00:01:45,726 --> 00:01:47,245 - Happy birthday. 51 00:01:47,314 --> 00:01:50,455 - ? Come on, kids, you wanna have fun? ? 52 00:01:50,524 --> 00:01:53,941 ? Fun Bucket, it's buckets of fun ? 53 00:01:54,010 --> 00:01:55,908 - Ooh. 54 00:01:55,977 --> 00:01:59,222 I wanna go to the Fun Bucket! 55 00:01:59,291 --> 00:02:00,534 [groans] 56 00:02:00,603 --> 00:02:02,363 - Slow down there, eager beaver. 57 00:02:02,432 --> 00:02:04,020 Let's just take the car. 58 00:02:04,089 --> 00:02:05,746 - [groans] 59 00:02:07,196 --> 00:02:09,922 - Stupid, lousy health inspector. 60 00:02:09,991 --> 00:02:13,029 [grunts] Thinks he can just fine me. 61 00:02:13,098 --> 00:02:17,620 I'll show him F-grade food products. 62 00:02:17,689 --> 00:02:22,625 Next time he comes in here, he can inspect this killer robot. 63 00:02:22,694 --> 00:02:25,041 [cackles] 64 00:02:25,110 --> 00:02:26,318 - Good plan. 65 00:02:26,387 --> 00:02:29,597 But have you considered just paying the fine? 66 00:02:29,666 --> 00:02:31,530 - First off, we're broke. 67 00:02:31,599 --> 00:02:35,879 Second, I don't want to let the inspector think I'm a pushover. 68 00:02:35,948 --> 00:02:38,434 Give me that remote. 69 00:02:38,503 --> 00:02:41,506 Now, my creation, live! 70 00:02:41,575 --> 00:02:43,439 Wah! Gah-gah-gah-gah-gah-gah! 71 00:02:43,508 --> 00:02:46,442 [loud explosion] 72 00:02:46,511 --> 00:02:50,273 [wind whistling] 73 00:02:50,342 --> 00:02:51,412 [engine revs] 74 00:02:51,481 --> 00:02:52,827 [all groaning] 75 00:02:52,896 --> 00:02:56,486 - Here it is, the Fun Bucket. 76 00:02:56,555 --> 00:02:57,798 - Dad, I don't think-- 77 00:02:57,867 --> 00:02:58,799 - Great idea. 78 00:02:58,868 --> 00:03:00,594 It's Patrick's birthday. 79 00:03:00,663 --> 00:03:02,734 Let's all not think. 80 00:03:02,803 --> 00:03:05,771 Less think, more birthday. 81 00:03:05,840 --> 00:03:07,601 [together] Whoa! 82 00:03:07,670 --> 00:03:09,948 [fly buzzing] 83 00:03:10,017 --> 00:03:12,261 - We have the whole place to ourselves. 84 00:03:12,330 --> 00:03:13,745 [chuckles] 85 00:03:16,023 --> 00:03:18,163 - Who let you people in? 86 00:03:18,232 --> 00:03:19,613 You need to get-- 87 00:03:19,682 --> 00:03:20,959 - Oh, hello. 88 00:03:21,028 --> 00:03:23,341 We're here for Patrick's birthday lunch. 89 00:03:23,410 --> 00:03:27,276 - I don't care if you're here to do the Watusi, get out! 90 00:03:27,345 --> 00:03:28,518 - Uh. 91 00:03:28,587 --> 00:03:31,832 - Gee, maybe I wrote down the wrong address. 92 00:03:31,901 --> 00:03:33,661 I have that paper around here somewhere. 93 00:03:33,730 --> 00:03:34,628 [cash register dings] 94 00:03:34,697 --> 00:03:36,492 Huh, can't find it. 95 00:03:36,561 --> 00:03:38,459 - I can't find it either. 96 00:03:38,528 --> 00:03:39,667 - Me neither. 97 00:03:39,736 --> 00:03:41,013 - Nope. 98 00:03:41,082 --> 00:03:42,912 - Just more of Patrick's birthday cash. 99 00:03:42,981 --> 00:03:44,465 - All right, enough. 100 00:03:44,534 --> 00:03:48,262 Pick up all of your stupid money and get out. 101 00:03:48,331 --> 00:03:49,367 I have stuff to do. 102 00:03:49,436 --> 00:03:50,885 - Huh? 103 00:03:50,954 --> 00:03:54,199 Plankton, the fine from the health department. 104 00:03:54,268 --> 00:03:58,755 - I know, I'm sending them home so I can work on the robot. 105 00:03:58,824 --> 00:04:00,895 - [sighs] You throw them a party. 106 00:04:00,964 --> 00:04:02,414 They pay you. 107 00:04:02,483 --> 00:04:04,451 You pay the inspector. 108 00:04:04,520 --> 00:04:08,248 - Oh. 109 00:04:08,558 --> 00:04:09,594 Wait! 110 00:04:09,663 --> 00:04:12,321 Uh, heh, uh...gotcha. 111 00:04:12,390 --> 00:04:15,738 What I said earlier was, uh, all a joke. 112 00:04:15,807 --> 00:04:17,395 Yeah. 113 00:04:17,464 --> 00:04:19,362 All part of the-- what did you call this place again? 114 00:04:19,431 --> 00:04:20,777 - The Fun Bucket. 115 00:04:20,846 --> 00:04:24,125 - Yes, all part of the Fun Bucket fun. 116 00:04:24,194 --> 00:04:26,473 - [laughs] That was fun. 117 00:04:26,542 --> 00:04:27,474 [laughter] 118 00:04:27,543 --> 00:04:28,647 - Yes, sir. 119 00:04:28,716 --> 00:04:32,099 [giggles] Karen, I'm a genius. 120 00:04:32,168 --> 00:04:33,480 - Uh-huh. 121 00:04:33,549 --> 00:04:34,550 - Waiter. 122 00:04:34,619 --> 00:04:35,689 - What do you want? 123 00:04:35,758 --> 00:04:38,174 - This bucket isn't very fun. 124 00:04:38,243 --> 00:04:43,041 There are no decorations, party hats, video games, 125 00:04:43,110 --> 00:04:45,215 regular games, pizza, 126 00:04:45,285 --> 00:04:49,565 breadsticks, dipping sauce for the breadsticks. 127 00:04:49,634 --> 00:04:50,807 - Yeah, all right. 128 00:04:50,876 --> 00:04:53,500 I'll be right back with your party. 129 00:04:53,569 --> 00:04:55,467 - Yippie. 130 00:04:55,536 --> 00:04:57,814 - [groans] 131 00:04:57,883 --> 00:05:02,060 Garland, garland, party hats. 132 00:05:02,129 --> 00:05:05,615 - Mine smells dead. 133 00:05:05,684 --> 00:05:09,032 - [grunts] Video game. 134 00:05:09,101 --> 00:05:12,312 - [sighs] Press start to play. 135 00:05:12,381 --> 00:05:15,625 Boop, beep, boop, boop, beep, beep. 136 00:05:15,694 --> 00:05:17,455 [all groaning] 137 00:05:17,524 --> 00:05:18,697 [electronic beeping] 138 00:05:18,766 --> 00:05:20,250 - I win. 139 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:22,252 - Eh, this game's for babies. 140 00:05:22,322 --> 00:05:25,635 I gotta find the grown-up games. 141 00:05:25,704 --> 00:05:26,636 Ooh. 142 00:05:26,705 --> 00:05:27,706 Perfect. 143 00:05:27,775 --> 00:05:29,881 [spooky music] 144 00:05:31,331 --> 00:05:33,056 - Whoo. 145 00:05:33,125 --> 00:05:37,026 [chuckles] Hey, guys. 146 00:05:37,095 --> 00:05:39,787 There's more games and rides in here. 147 00:05:39,856 --> 00:05:42,549 [laughter] 148 00:05:42,618 --> 00:05:43,584 - Stop! 149 00:05:43,653 --> 00:05:44,758 My equipment! 150 00:05:44,827 --> 00:05:45,793 - What's this thing? 151 00:05:45,862 --> 00:05:47,139 - Do not touch-- 152 00:05:47,208 --> 00:05:48,727 [screaming, electric zapping] - Whee! 153 00:05:48,796 --> 00:05:49,901 - Put that down! 154 00:05:49,970 --> 00:05:51,834 [beams pulsing, screaming] 155 00:05:51,903 --> 00:05:53,560 Unhand that! 156 00:05:53,629 --> 00:05:54,802 [explosion, screaming] 157 00:05:54,871 --> 00:05:56,528 Whoa! 158 00:05:56,597 --> 00:05:59,186 - I hooked a prize! 159 00:05:59,255 --> 00:06:00,808 - Oh no. 160 00:06:00,877 --> 00:06:02,534 Oh, that's disgusting. 161 00:06:02,603 --> 00:06:05,917 [groans] 162 00:06:05,986 --> 00:06:07,608 - This claw game is broken. 163 00:06:07,677 --> 00:06:08,782 [grunts] 164 00:06:08,851 --> 00:06:10,439 [electric zapping, explosion] 165 00:06:10,508 --> 00:06:11,474 - [grunts] 166 00:06:11,543 --> 00:06:13,165 [groans] 167 00:06:13,234 --> 00:06:14,995 My lab. 168 00:06:15,064 --> 00:06:17,687 [together] We want pizza. We want pizza. 169 00:06:17,756 --> 00:06:19,758 - Yeah, yeah, all right. 170 00:06:19,827 --> 00:06:20,794 - We want-- 171 00:06:20,863 --> 00:06:22,934 - Chum, did you say? 172 00:06:23,003 --> 00:06:26,006 It's edible, high in fiber, and-- 173 00:06:26,075 --> 00:06:27,248 [glass shattering] 174 00:06:27,317 --> 00:06:29,319 --aromatic. 175 00:06:29,389 --> 00:06:31,149 - Pizza. 176 00:06:31,218 --> 00:06:33,565 - I'll give you a piece-o'-my-mind. 177 00:06:36,948 --> 00:06:38,328 [ray zapping] 178 00:06:38,398 --> 00:06:41,884 And a piece of your mind too while I'm at it. 179 00:06:41,953 --> 00:06:43,472 - Little more. 180 00:06:43,541 --> 00:06:44,473 That's good. 181 00:06:47,130 --> 00:06:49,685 - Voila, you happy now? 182 00:06:49,754 --> 00:06:51,928 One slice of pizza. 183 00:06:51,997 --> 00:06:53,654 Chew on this. 184 00:06:53,723 --> 00:06:54,828 both: Eww. 185 00:06:54,897 --> 00:06:56,761 - You're welcome. 186 00:06:56,830 --> 00:06:59,419 [all groaning] 187 00:06:59,488 --> 00:07:01,006 - Gross. 188 00:07:01,075 --> 00:07:02,939 - I think I'm going to be-- 189 00:07:05,390 --> 00:07:07,944 participating in a food fight? 190 00:07:08,013 --> 00:07:10,637 Coming back at ya. 191 00:07:10,706 --> 00:07:14,606 - [exclaims] 192 00:07:14,675 --> 00:07:15,918 Take this. 193 00:07:15,987 --> 00:07:17,402 [screams] 194 00:07:17,471 --> 00:07:18,645 - Hit the deck! 195 00:07:18,714 --> 00:07:21,233 - Stop it or I'll destroy you! 196 00:07:21,302 --> 00:07:23,477 [groans] 197 00:07:23,546 --> 00:07:25,928 That really is awful. 198 00:07:25,997 --> 00:07:27,343 [grunts] 199 00:07:27,412 --> 00:07:31,312 - Now it's time for my birthday song. 200 00:07:31,381 --> 00:07:33,901 - Eh, fine. 201 00:07:33,970 --> 00:07:36,663 ? Happy birthday to pinhead ? 202 00:07:36,732 --> 00:07:37,733 - Wait! 203 00:07:37,802 --> 00:07:39,320 Where's the robot band? 204 00:07:39,389 --> 00:07:42,151 The commercial has a robot band. 205 00:07:42,220 --> 00:07:45,465 - [growls] OK, you want a robot? 206 00:07:45,534 --> 00:07:47,639 - Yuh-huh. 207 00:07:47,708 --> 00:07:49,745 - I'll show you a robot. 208 00:07:49,814 --> 00:07:51,816 [sinister music] 209 00:07:51,885 --> 00:07:54,784 [cackles] 210 00:07:54,853 --> 00:07:58,857 Now, my construct of unadulterated destruction, 211 00:07:58,926 --> 00:08:00,134 I command you-- 212 00:08:00,203 --> 00:08:01,688 [buzzer blares] 213 00:08:01,757 --> 00:08:02,930 - Plankton. 214 00:08:05,485 --> 00:08:10,938 - Oh, uh, I command you to play birthday music. 215 00:08:11,007 --> 00:08:15,322 - 1, 2, 1, 2, 3. 216 00:08:15,391 --> 00:08:17,842 - ? Happy birthday to you ? 217 00:08:17,911 --> 00:08:21,915 ? Happy birthday to you ? 218 00:08:21,984 --> 00:08:28,991 ? Happy birthday ? 219 00:08:29,060 --> 00:08:32,857 ? To this pink loser ? 220 00:08:32,926 --> 00:08:34,652 Uh-oh. 221 00:08:34,721 --> 00:08:36,964 [guitar clangs] 222 00:08:37,033 --> 00:08:39,070 - Yay. 223 00:08:39,139 --> 00:08:42,004 - [grumbles] Stupid robot. 224 00:08:42,073 --> 00:08:43,005 [button beeps] 225 00:08:43,074 --> 00:08:44,006 [loud explosion] 226 00:08:44,075 --> 00:08:46,940 - Ooh, fireworks. 227 00:08:47,009 --> 00:08:47,975 [beam zapping] 228 00:08:48,044 --> 00:08:49,011 - [grunts] 229 00:08:49,080 --> 00:08:50,115 - OK, Patrick. 230 00:08:50,184 --> 00:08:53,636 Now make a birthday wish. 231 00:08:53,705 --> 00:08:55,500 - [slobbering] 232 00:08:55,569 --> 00:08:58,330 - That's enough! 233 00:08:58,399 --> 00:09:00,919 I have had it with your games! 234 00:09:00,988 --> 00:09:02,714 Your-- ew. 235 00:09:02,783 --> 00:09:06,166 What's this frosting made of anyway? 236 00:09:06,235 --> 00:09:08,099 - Toxic waste. 237 00:09:08,168 --> 00:09:11,378 - [groans] I'm mutating. 238 00:09:11,447 --> 00:09:14,484 [grumbles] 239 00:09:16,279 --> 00:09:18,454 - Just pay and get out. 240 00:09:18,523 --> 00:09:20,525 - Ah, would you look at that. 241 00:09:20,594 --> 00:09:22,009 I'm fresh out. 242 00:09:22,078 --> 00:09:25,737 Gave all my money to Grandpat to use in your casino. 243 00:09:25,806 --> 00:09:26,980 - What casino? 244 00:09:27,049 --> 00:09:28,637 [jazzy music] 245 00:09:28,706 --> 00:09:32,226 - [chuckles] It's payday, come to papa. 246 00:09:32,295 --> 00:09:34,401 Big money, big money. 247 00:09:34,470 --> 00:09:35,229 Ohh. 248 00:09:35,298 --> 00:09:36,783 Frog biscuits. 249 00:09:36,852 --> 00:09:38,301 - Well, that was a treat. 250 00:09:38,370 --> 00:09:41,684 Just put it on our tab and we'll be on our way. 251 00:09:41,753 --> 00:09:43,030 [gate clanking] 252 00:09:43,099 --> 00:09:46,068 - Oh, you're not going anywhere. 253 00:09:46,137 --> 00:09:48,242 The only way you freeloaders 254 00:09:48,311 --> 00:09:51,936 are going to pay off your tab is to, uh-- 255 00:09:52,005 --> 00:09:53,420 [bright twinkle] 256 00:09:53,489 --> 00:09:56,665 -- steal the Krabby Patty secret formula. 257 00:09:56,734 --> 00:09:57,804 - Hmm. 258 00:09:57,873 --> 00:10:00,634 OK, here's what we're gonna do. 259 00:10:00,703 --> 00:10:03,223 [all whispering] 260 00:10:05,950 --> 00:10:08,815 [mellow music] 261 00:10:08,884 --> 00:10:10,230 ? ? 262 00:10:10,299 --> 00:10:11,818 - Who's a good money? 263 00:10:11,887 --> 00:10:12,991 You are. 264 00:10:13,060 --> 00:10:14,510 Yes, you are. 265 00:10:14,579 --> 00:10:16,374 - Do you have the combination? 266 00:10:16,443 --> 00:10:18,203 - Money, money, money, money, money, money. 267 00:10:18,272 --> 00:10:20,240 Money, money, money, money, money, money. 268 00:10:20,309 --> 00:10:22,967 Money, money, money, money, money, money. 269 00:10:23,036 --> 00:10:26,453 ? ? 270 00:10:26,522 --> 00:10:27,834 - Got it. 271 00:10:27,903 --> 00:10:28,800 - It's mine. 272 00:10:28,869 --> 00:10:30,768 [laughs] 273 00:10:30,837 --> 00:10:33,322 Mwah! Mwah! 274 00:10:33,391 --> 00:10:38,189 This formula is worth a million dollars. 275 00:10:38,258 --> 00:10:40,467 - A million dollars? 276 00:10:40,536 --> 00:10:41,261 - What? 277 00:10:41,330 --> 00:10:42,745 - How convenient. 278 00:10:42,814 --> 00:10:48,958 Your health department fine is $999,999.99. 279 00:10:49,027 --> 00:10:52,582 That leaves you with 1 cent as your change. 280 00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:53,583 - Terrific. 281 00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:55,482 [groans] 282 00:10:55,551 --> 00:10:56,897 - Gotcha. 283 00:10:56,966 --> 00:10:58,554 [chuckles] 284 00:10:58,623 --> 00:11:01,488 Oh, almost forgot the processing fee. 285 00:11:01,557 --> 00:11:02,523 Yoink. 286 00:11:02,592 --> 00:11:04,146 [chuckles] 287 00:11:04,215 --> 00:11:05,768 - [groans] 288 00:11:05,837 --> 00:11:06,873 - Phooey. 289 00:11:06,942 --> 00:11:08,391 Looks like I'm fresh out. 290 00:11:08,460 --> 00:11:09,530 [upbeat jazzy music] 291 00:11:09,599 --> 00:11:11,947 Lady Luck shines on me again. 292 00:11:12,016 --> 00:11:13,051 Here we go. 293 00:11:13,120 --> 00:11:14,639 [giggles] Big money! 294 00:11:14,708 --> 00:11:15,985 Big money! 295 00:11:16,054 --> 00:11:17,021 [water gushing] 296 00:11:17,090 --> 00:11:19,471 - [groans] Jackpot. 297 00:11:19,540 --> 00:11:20,852 [groans] 298 00:11:22,474 --> 00:11:24,131 - We've waited hours for nighttime, 299 00:11:24,200 --> 00:11:25,995 and it's finally here. 300 00:11:26,064 --> 00:11:30,897 And now I'm going to share something very, very special 301 00:11:30,966 --> 00:11:32,588 with all of you. 302 00:11:32,657 --> 00:11:33,796 Kill the lights. 303 00:11:33,865 --> 00:11:35,246 [lamp shattering] 304 00:11:35,315 --> 00:11:36,937 OK, ready, folks? 305 00:11:37,006 --> 00:11:38,456 Here we go. 306 00:11:38,525 --> 00:11:40,044 [uplifting music] 307 00:11:40,113 --> 00:11:43,979 My new yo-yo glows in the dark. 308 00:11:44,048 --> 00:11:47,085 Pretty neat, huh? 309 00:11:47,154 --> 00:11:49,881 - Ooh, how enchanting. 310 00:11:49,950 --> 00:11:53,091 - Well, thanks for staying up late everybody. 311 00:11:53,160 --> 00:11:55,162 See you next time. 312 00:11:55,231 --> 00:11:56,439 - What? 313 00:11:56,508 --> 00:11:57,302 No. 314 00:11:57,371 --> 00:11:59,511 You can't yo-yo then go-go. 315 00:11:59,580 --> 00:12:01,997 I need more show-show. 316 00:12:02,066 --> 00:12:03,170 - Sorry, Slappy. 317 00:12:03,239 --> 00:12:04,689 It's past my bedtime. 318 00:12:04,758 --> 00:12:07,278 - It's also the perfect time 319 00:12:07,347 --> 00:12:11,351 for the Patrick Show "After Dark." 320 00:12:11,420 --> 00:12:12,973 - After dark? 321 00:12:13,042 --> 00:12:16,563 - After dark. 322 00:12:17,702 --> 00:12:20,636 - You know, that's not a bad idea. 323 00:12:20,705 --> 00:12:22,638 Crossing into a later time slot would 324 00:12:22,707 --> 00:12:24,916 bring in a whole new audience. 325 00:12:24,985 --> 00:12:26,607 Don't you think so, Patrick? 326 00:12:26,676 --> 00:12:30,197 - [snoring] 327 00:12:30,266 --> 00:12:32,406 Time for a wake-up call. 328 00:12:32,475 --> 00:12:35,375 [energetic music] 329 00:12:35,444 --> 00:12:37,411 ? ? 330 00:12:37,480 --> 00:12:38,412 [coffee pot shattering] 331 00:12:38,481 --> 00:12:40,518 [jellyfish buzzing] 332 00:12:40,587 --> 00:12:42,589 [electric zapping] - I'm up! 333 00:12:42,658 --> 00:12:43,417 I'm up! 334 00:12:43,486 --> 00:12:45,937 [zapping, screaming] 335 00:12:48,837 --> 00:12:49,941 [barks] 336 00:12:50,010 --> 00:12:54,221 Eee! Oh! Oh! Ahh! 337 00:12:54,290 --> 00:12:56,430 Ohh. 338 00:12:56,499 --> 00:12:59,399 - So are we feeling more awake now? 339 00:12:59,468 --> 00:13:02,643 [dramatic music] 340 00:13:02,712 --> 00:13:04,266 Fantastic. 341 00:13:04,335 --> 00:13:08,615 You're watching "The Patrick Show: After Dark." 342 00:13:10,065 --> 00:13:11,860 - Ah, fiddlesticks. 343 00:13:11,929 --> 00:13:13,620 - OK, it's past midnight. 344 00:13:13,689 --> 00:13:16,140 Mom and Dad are in the kitchen arguing. 345 00:13:16,209 --> 00:13:19,350 - Ooh, juicy. 346 00:13:19,419 --> 00:13:21,490 - Oh, this is bad. 347 00:13:21,559 --> 00:13:26,357 I was just barely scraping by, and now this. 348 00:13:26,426 --> 00:13:29,636 - Sounds like money problems. 349 00:13:29,705 --> 00:13:34,503 - It may seem unfair, but it is your obligation. 350 00:13:34,572 --> 00:13:37,437 - Just tell me what the damages are. 351 00:13:37,506 --> 00:13:41,061 - Oh, you better brace yourself. 352 00:13:41,130 --> 00:13:45,859 You owe $16,000. 353 00:13:45,928 --> 00:13:48,379 - $16,000! 354 00:13:48,448 --> 00:13:50,899 - Whoa. That's a lot. 355 00:13:50,968 --> 00:13:51,934 Wait. 356 00:13:52,003 --> 00:13:53,798 Is that a lot? 357 00:13:53,867 --> 00:13:55,144 - I-- I-- 358 00:13:55,213 --> 00:13:57,319 I don't have that kind of money. 359 00:13:57,388 --> 00:14:00,598 [sobs] It's game over. 360 00:14:00,667 --> 00:14:03,118 I'm bankrupt, Bunny. 361 00:14:03,187 --> 00:14:05,845 - Oh, isn't that a shame? 362 00:14:05,914 --> 00:14:10,470 [snickers, laughs] Too bad you had to go 363 00:14:10,539 --> 00:14:13,266 and land on the Mariana Trench where 364 00:14:13,335 --> 00:14:16,096 I built two luxury condos. 365 00:14:16,165 --> 00:14:21,205 Whoop! Whoop! I win in "Propertyopoly" again. 366 00:14:21,274 --> 00:14:28,143 Now let's settle that $16,000 with 16,000 smooch-a-roonies. 367 00:14:28,212 --> 00:14:29,903 Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! 368 00:14:29,972 --> 00:14:34,011 - Hey, I guess losing ain't so bad after all. 369 00:14:34,080 --> 00:14:36,910 - [groans, screams] 370 00:14:36,979 --> 00:14:38,739 Let's get outta here. 371 00:14:38,808 --> 00:14:40,327 - Eww! 372 00:14:42,019 --> 00:14:45,332 Looks like Grandpat is still up. 373 00:14:45,401 --> 00:14:47,576 Let's check in on him. 374 00:14:48,749 --> 00:14:52,926 - [groans] Time to get ready for bed. 375 00:14:52,995 --> 00:14:54,238 Yep, yep, yep. 376 00:14:54,307 --> 00:14:56,861 [both chuckling] 377 00:14:56,930 --> 00:14:59,208 - [groans] 378 00:14:59,277 --> 00:15:02,177 [eerie music] 379 00:15:02,246 --> 00:15:04,006 ? ? 380 00:15:04,075 --> 00:15:05,421 both: Huh? 381 00:15:05,490 --> 00:15:07,596 - [groans] There. 382 00:15:07,665 --> 00:15:09,184 See you tomorrow, fellas. 383 00:15:09,253 --> 00:15:12,049 - We shouldn't be seeing this. 384 00:15:12,118 --> 00:15:14,051 - Oh, almost forgot. 385 00:15:14,120 --> 00:15:16,122 [groans] My liver. 386 00:15:17,019 --> 00:15:18,676 both: Eww. 387 00:15:18,745 --> 00:15:21,368 - And now for a dab of moisturizer. 388 00:15:21,437 --> 00:15:23,888 [grunts] 389 00:15:23,957 --> 00:15:27,927 Ahh, sweet, sassy, sea molassy. 390 00:15:27,996 --> 00:15:30,930 I'm gonna sleep like a baby tonight. 391 00:15:30,999 --> 00:15:32,552 [grunts] 392 00:15:36,832 --> 00:15:39,076 both: Ahh! 393 00:15:42,182 --> 00:15:46,048 - Anyway, there's probably some less-horrific stuff 394 00:15:46,117 --> 00:15:47,463 happening out here. 395 00:15:47,532 --> 00:15:49,465 - Yeah, let's look around. 396 00:15:49,534 --> 00:15:52,089 both: Ah-heh! Ahh! Ahh! 397 00:15:52,158 --> 00:15:54,332 - Ouchie and Pink-Eye? 398 00:15:54,401 --> 00:15:57,991 - Two mortal enemies playing together? 399 00:15:58,060 --> 00:15:59,889 [laughter] 400 00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:02,030 I think we just got our next segment. 401 00:16:02,099 --> 00:16:02,996 Come on. 402 00:16:03,065 --> 00:16:07,828 both: Ahh! Hoo-hoo! Ha-ha! Hoo-hoo! 403 00:16:07,897 --> 00:16:11,280 - The pet shop is an afterhours club? 404 00:16:11,349 --> 00:16:14,974 [dance music] 405 00:16:15,043 --> 00:16:18,011 - All right, let's go check it out. 406 00:16:18,080 --> 00:16:20,117 - Two please. 407 00:16:20,186 --> 00:16:21,981 Pets only. 408 00:16:22,050 --> 00:16:23,292 Ohh. 409 00:16:23,361 --> 00:16:25,536 - Come on, I have an idea. 410 00:16:25,605 --> 00:16:28,884 [cans rattling] 411 00:16:28,953 --> 00:16:29,954 - Two please. 412 00:16:32,474 --> 00:16:35,132 Uh, I mean, meow. 413 00:16:35,201 --> 00:16:41,414 ? ? 414 00:16:41,483 --> 00:16:45,521 - OK, just act natural and they won't even know we're here. 415 00:16:45,590 --> 00:16:46,557 - Got it. 416 00:16:46,626 --> 00:16:48,352 ? ? 417 00:16:48,421 --> 00:16:50,250 Whoa! 418 00:16:50,319 --> 00:16:54,703 Worms, snails, clams all partying together? 419 00:16:54,772 --> 00:16:57,050 - What a story. 420 00:16:57,119 --> 00:17:00,743 - This place is so cool. 421 00:17:00,812 --> 00:17:02,676 [record needle skips] 422 00:17:04,195 --> 00:17:05,127 - [meows] 423 00:17:05,196 --> 00:17:06,577 - Heh? 424 00:17:06,646 --> 00:17:08,475 - [growling] - Oops. 425 00:17:08,544 --> 00:17:10,477 - Our cover is blown. 426 00:17:10,546 --> 00:17:11,996 Let's scram. 427 00:17:12,065 --> 00:17:16,207 both: Heh-heh. 428 00:17:16,276 --> 00:17:18,761 [screaming] 429 00:17:20,349 --> 00:17:22,110 - Huh? Huh? 430 00:17:22,179 --> 00:17:26,045 [speaking gibberish] 431 00:17:27,701 --> 00:17:29,841 - [speaking gibberish] 432 00:17:29,910 --> 00:17:31,326 - Uh-huh. 433 00:17:31,395 --> 00:17:34,950 [speaking gibberish] 434 00:17:35,019 --> 00:17:37,849 [grunting] 435 00:17:39,437 --> 00:17:42,061 [cackling] 436 00:17:42,130 --> 00:17:44,580 [all cackling] 437 00:17:46,444 --> 00:17:48,377 - So where to now, Patrick? 438 00:17:48,446 --> 00:17:51,449 - Huh, what about that thing? 439 00:17:51,518 --> 00:17:53,382 - Huh? 440 00:17:53,451 --> 00:17:56,213 [rattling at door] Ahh! 441 00:17:56,282 --> 00:17:59,008 [lighthearted music] 442 00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:00,044 Whoa! 443 00:18:00,113 --> 00:18:02,322 - This place has a rodent problem. 444 00:18:02,391 --> 00:18:03,668 - Oh, hi, Patrick. 445 00:18:03,737 --> 00:18:04,807 - Hi, Sandy. 446 00:18:04,876 --> 00:18:06,740 We're making late-night TV. 447 00:18:06,809 --> 00:18:08,604 Can we see what you're up to? 448 00:18:08,673 --> 00:18:10,227 - You sure can. 449 00:18:10,296 --> 00:18:13,540 - Huh? Hmm. 450 00:18:13,609 --> 00:18:17,717 Sandy, what are you staring at this big gray rock for? 451 00:18:17,786 --> 00:18:20,651 - I'm studying the Moon for science. 452 00:18:20,720 --> 00:18:23,550 - Science is boring. 453 00:18:23,619 --> 00:18:27,071 What you need is drama. 454 00:18:27,140 --> 00:18:31,075 Now, let's see what we can find. 455 00:18:31,144 --> 00:18:32,387 [alarm blaring] 456 00:18:32,456 --> 00:18:33,491 [crashes, screaming] 457 00:18:33,560 --> 00:18:36,011 - Priscilla, will you marry-- 458 00:18:36,080 --> 00:18:37,081 [crashing] 459 00:18:37,150 --> 00:18:38,772 - What's going on? 460 00:18:38,841 --> 00:18:40,774 Anything juicy? 461 00:18:40,843 --> 00:18:42,121 Eh, whatever. 462 00:18:42,190 --> 00:18:43,777 - [cackles] 463 00:18:43,846 --> 00:18:45,020 - Oh, a fight. 464 00:18:45,089 --> 00:18:46,055 [screaming] 465 00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:47,126 Can I watch? 466 00:18:47,195 --> 00:18:50,059 Come on, you gonna hit him or what? 467 00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:51,199 Do it. 468 00:18:51,268 --> 00:18:52,648 Do it. 469 00:18:52,717 --> 00:18:54,685 You're boring. 470 00:18:54,754 --> 00:18:57,550 Where's all the cool stuff happening? 471 00:18:57,619 --> 00:18:59,793 Hey, hey, hey, hey, wait a minute. 472 00:18:59,862 --> 00:19:03,176 Finally, something worth looking at. 473 00:19:03,245 --> 00:19:05,523 [chuckling] 474 00:19:05,592 --> 00:19:06,524 - Meep. 475 00:19:06,593 --> 00:19:08,457 - [chuckling] 476 00:19:08,526 --> 00:19:10,114 Yeah. 477 00:19:10,183 --> 00:19:11,115 - OK, Patrick. 478 00:19:11,184 --> 00:19:12,116 That's enough. 479 00:19:12,185 --> 00:19:12,979 - No, wait. 480 00:19:13,048 --> 00:19:14,291 I've gotta see how it ends. 481 00:19:14,360 --> 00:19:16,879 [both grunting] 482 00:19:23,541 --> 00:19:24,956 Sandy, wait. 483 00:19:25,025 --> 00:19:28,097 I think I discovered a pink moon. 484 00:19:29,547 --> 00:19:30,514 Oh. 485 00:19:30,583 --> 00:19:32,619 - Get out! 486 00:19:32,688 --> 00:19:33,620 Hi-ya! 487 00:19:33,689 --> 00:19:34,966 both: Ahh! 488 00:19:35,035 --> 00:19:36,175 Oof! 489 00:19:37,797 --> 00:19:40,662 - I think we've made some quality TV tonight. 490 00:19:40,731 --> 00:19:41,835 Don't you, Patrick? 491 00:19:41,904 --> 00:19:43,561 - Yes, I Patrick. 492 00:19:43,630 --> 00:19:48,290 - We just missed so much good content when we go to bed, 493 00:19:48,359 --> 00:19:50,016 you know? 494 00:19:50,085 --> 00:19:53,019 - Yeah, with enough jellyfish for my pants, 495 00:19:53,088 --> 00:19:54,952 I bet we wouldn't miss a thing. 496 00:19:55,021 --> 00:19:58,680 - I'll call my jellyfish guy first thing tomorrow. 497 00:19:58,749 --> 00:20:00,613 - You have a jellyfish guy? 498 00:20:00,682 --> 00:20:01,614 - Who doesn't? 499 00:20:01,683 --> 00:20:02,615 [loud rumbling] 500 00:20:02,684 --> 00:20:04,237 both: Huh? 501 00:20:04,306 --> 00:20:06,757 [gloomy music] 502 00:20:06,826 --> 00:20:12,141 [all growling] 503 00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:14,454 - The pets from the nightclub? 504 00:20:14,523 --> 00:20:15,490 - What is this? 505 00:20:15,559 --> 00:20:16,698 A coup d'etat? 506 00:20:16,767 --> 00:20:17,699 - No, thanks. 507 00:20:17,768 --> 00:20:18,976 I already ate. 508 00:20:25,016 --> 00:20:26,570 - Gary? - Gary? 509 00:20:26,639 --> 00:20:28,088 - Gary? 510 00:20:28,157 --> 00:20:29,331 - SpongeBob? 511 00:20:29,400 --> 00:20:30,367 - Oh. 512 00:20:30,436 --> 00:20:32,231 [chuckles] Hi. 513 00:20:32,300 --> 00:20:33,542 How's it going? 514 00:20:33,611 --> 00:20:34,888 [both growling, hissing] 515 00:20:34,957 --> 00:20:38,582 - [speaking gibberish] 516 00:20:38,651 --> 00:20:39,721 - What's he saying? 517 00:20:39,790 --> 00:20:41,447 [all grunting] 518 00:20:44,104 --> 00:20:45,140 - Meow. 519 00:20:45,209 --> 00:20:47,315 - Oh, Gary wants me to translate. 520 00:20:47,384 --> 00:20:52,078 - [speaking gibberish] 521 00:20:52,147 --> 00:20:54,908 - Too long have we pets been at your beck 522 00:20:54,977 --> 00:20:57,739 and call, subjugated to the will of those 523 00:20:57,808 --> 00:20:59,810 who call themselves master. 524 00:20:59,879 --> 00:21:01,777 Master by whose merit? 525 00:21:01,846 --> 00:21:03,503 In whose eyes? 526 00:21:03,572 --> 00:21:05,988 Lesser never and no more. 527 00:21:06,057 --> 00:21:09,440 We pets shall rise. 528 00:21:09,509 --> 00:21:11,546 [inspirational music] 529 00:21:11,615 --> 00:21:14,169 - [panting] 530 00:21:14,238 --> 00:21:15,308 ? ? 531 00:21:15,377 --> 00:21:16,654 [all panting] 532 00:21:16,723 --> 00:21:19,312 [cans opening] 533 00:21:19,381 --> 00:21:22,419 all: Ahh! Ooh-ooh-ooh! 534 00:21:22,488 --> 00:21:26,250 - Well, I guess the revolution will not be televised. 535 00:21:26,319 --> 00:21:30,530 [both groaning] 536 00:21:30,599 --> 00:21:32,981 We're home. 537 00:21:34,223 --> 00:21:37,330 [upbeat bouncy music] 538 00:21:37,399 --> 00:21:40,506 ? ? 539 00:21:40,575 --> 00:21:42,404 - Good night, Patrick. 540 00:21:42,473 --> 00:21:43,716 Sweet dreams. 541 00:21:43,785 --> 00:21:46,270 - Good night, Squidina. 542 00:21:46,339 --> 00:21:49,273 [gentle music] 543 00:21:49,342 --> 00:21:50,723 ? ? 544 00:21:50,792 --> 00:21:52,069 [alarm rings] 545 00:21:53,519 --> 00:21:55,175 - Up and at 'em, Patrick. 546 00:21:55,244 --> 00:21:58,247 Time to start filming the next episode. 547 00:21:58,317 --> 00:22:00,111 - [groans] 548 00:22:01,803 --> 00:22:04,564 - That's show business. 549 00:22:04,633 --> 00:22:05,807 [grunts] 550 00:22:05,857 --> 00:22:10,407 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 33385

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