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- Hi! I'm Patrick Star!
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And I live with my parents!
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Ow!
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This is my dad.
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[zany music]
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This is my mom.
[laughs]
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This is my sister.
She's shy.
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This is my grandpa.
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This is my room!
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And this...
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♪ ♪
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This is my show!
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♪ ♪
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[bright music]
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- One last chocolate
Schnorkle Schnobble
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and the Klopnodian flag...
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[chomps]
Ptoo!
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And this Klopnodian war diorama
is officially done!
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And I couldn't have done it
without you as reference.
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- Looks great, honey.
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And I love the water feature!
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- Water feature?
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- [groaning]
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- [gasps] Oh, no, you don't!
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This diorama is going to
the Klopnodian
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Chocolate Fest tomorrow.
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So don't you dare take
a single bite, or else...
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look at me...
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there will be consequences.
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[thunder rumbles]
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Understood?
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- [gulps] Yes, Mom.
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- That's my good boy!
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Now it's off to bed with you.
- Whoa!
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- Got to get up bright
and early for the festival!
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♪ ♪
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- [snoring]
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[rooster crows, Patrick yawns]
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[screams]
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[humming melody]
Huh?
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What the...?
It can't be.
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Oh!
It's chocolate.
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[door creaks]
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- Patrick.
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You haven't seen
my war diorama, have you?
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- No.
Why do you ask?
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- [slurps]
Just as I suspected...
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Klopnodian chocolate.
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- But I didn't eat
your "doily-rama"!
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I swear!
Or at least I don't remember.
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- Oh, Patrick, you lied to me.
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And now it's time
for the consequences!
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Oh, Patrick.
You can run.
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[tense music]
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But you can't hide.
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[whistles]
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All right, Tinkle.
Catch Patrick's scent.
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- [sniffs] [coughs, flushes]
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- You'd think Tinkle
would be used to that smell.
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- [panting]
Gotta hide! Gotta hide!
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Gotta hide!
Oof!
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Gotta hide!
Gotta hide!
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- I'll give you scale plus five,
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and that's my final offer.
Huh?
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Jeez, can't ya knock?
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- No time!
"Momsequences"!
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Please!
You gotta hide me!
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Or this might be
the last episode
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of "The Patrick Show."
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[knocking]
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- ♪ Oh, Squidina ♪
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[elegant music]
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- Yes, Mother?
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- I've been looking
for your brother.
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Have you seen him?
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- No.
[chuckles]
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Don't think so.
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- Then you wouldn't mind
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if I took a look around,
would you?
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- [gulps] Be my guest.
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[chuckles]
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- Aha!
Huh?
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[bed rattles]
Aha!
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Gotcha now!
Huh?
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- [hisses]
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- Dust bunny?
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Yeah, you better run!
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I guess this means Patrick
isn't here after all.
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- Phew!
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Yep, just me
and the dust bunnies.
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- Glug, glug, glug, glug.
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- [grunts]
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[gulps, chomps]
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[slurps]
Aha!
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A mother would know
her son's drool anywhere.
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- Ah!
- [grunts]
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- And I'll be back
for that dust bunny!
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- [humming melody]
- Dad!
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Oh, hi, son!
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I thought the room
could use more light,
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so I painted a window.
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Now to wait for the sun to rise.
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- [grunts] Oh!
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Mom's hunting me down
because she thinks
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I ate her "dumpy llama"!
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You gotta hide me!
- [sighs]
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Son, I... I didn't want you
to find out like this,
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but your ol' man
is no stranger to hiding.
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I've done some things
I'm not proud of.
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I assumed a sweet,
innocent man's identity.
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My real name isn't even Cecil.
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- No time for stories!
You gotta hide me!
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- Sure, son!
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There you go.
It's a tunnel to freedom!
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- Bye, Dad!
Love you!
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- Now to buy him
some extra time.
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- Patrick?
Aha!
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There you are.
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- [as Patrick] Uh, hi, Mom.
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[normal voice]
Uh-oh.
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[yelps]
- I am so disappointed in you.
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I ought to tell your father.
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- No, please!
Don't tell GrandPat!
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- What do you mean?
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[gasps]
You're not Patrick!
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- No, but I am Cecil
and always have been.
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[tense music]
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- [grumbles]
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Now it's time to show Patrick
some consequences!
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[dramatic music]
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- [screaming]
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[grunting, screaming]
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[squelching, slithering]
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[grunts, knocks]
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Help!
- Is that you, kid?
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- She's after me!
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- Don't worry, kid.
Get in the bag.
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I'll smuggle you out
to Paris, to freedom!
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- OK!
Thanks!
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[tires squealing]
Whoa!
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- All aboard!
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[horn blows, seagulls call]
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- [grunting]
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- Rogue wave!
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Brace for impact!
Yah!
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Oh, no, it's a storm!
Oh, no, it's lightning!
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[cymbals crash]
Oh, no, it's cymbals!
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- GrandPat,
have you seen Patrick?
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- 'Bout time you showed up.
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I got your chocolate chomper
right here.
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Case closed.
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[together]
Huh?
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- Where'd he go?
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- [laughs]
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Merci bamboo.
Ah!
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[chomping]
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Hmm?
[screams]
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♪ ♪
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[both growl]
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♪ ♪
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[screaming]
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[moans]
Huh?
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[eerie music]
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What?
Oh.
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♪ ♪
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- Oh, hello, stranger.
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- Whoa.
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Where am I?
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What is this paradise?
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- Well, every house has a secret
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chocolate room
if you look hard enough.
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- My mom is after me because
I ate her "dorky grandma,"
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which I didn't do but I totally
might have done because
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it sounds like something I'd do.
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So I need your help, or she's
gonna "consequences" me.
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- Don't worry.
We'll do anything you need.
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[ding]
- Anything?
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- Anything.
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- What a sweet, innocent man
you are.
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- What are you gonna do
with that cocoa criminal
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when you find him?
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- Give him his just deserts.
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Let's go.
[grunts]
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- [screams]
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[groans]
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[vacuum clicks, whirs]
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[suspenseful martial music]
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♪ ♪
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- [sniffs, slurps]
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He's close.
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All right!
Show yourself, Patrick!
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Huh?
- Holy cannoli.
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[eerie music]
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♪ ♪
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- [chews, gulps]
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- Aha!
Caught you chocolate-handed!
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- But I didn't eat
any more chocolate.
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I remade your "doily mama."
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♪ ♪
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- You hand-carved
all this chocolate yourself?
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- Yes, with my mouth.
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It all started five minutes ago.
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- [shrieks] [laughs]
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Just kidding.
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I told you
I'd do anything to help.
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- [chomping, chewing]
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- I bet you're wondering
how my family and I got here.
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See, my name is Cecil, and...
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- [chomps]
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No time for backstory.
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So I worked and worked and
built it all from scratch.
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[triumphant music]
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- Well, that doesn't make up
for it!
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That little thief
still needs to pay the price
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for eating the original!
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- [chomps]
- Hey.
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Hey! What...
what are you doing?
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- [sniffs] [barks]
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- Tinkle, what's wrong?
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- Yeow!
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- [panting]
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- That's the chocolate
from the original diorama!
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- [laughs nervously]
Where'd that come from?
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- From your beard!
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[together]
GrandPat?
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- It was you all along!
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- That's right!
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I ate it!
I ate it all!
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And I would've gotten away
with it too
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if it weren't for you
meddling whippersnappers!
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I waited until
the coast was clear,
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then used my old army training
to approach the target.
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I fought against those
creepy Klopnodian cowards
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in the war.
Also, I was hungry.
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[chocolate soldiers screaming]
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- [chomps, gulps]
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[chews, gulps]
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Sweet revenge.
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Then it was
a simple matter of covering
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my tracks by pinning the blame
on the most obvious suspect.
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- Time for a lesson
you'll never forget.
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[dramatic music]
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I hope you enjoy
your just desserts.
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- Just desserts.
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[moans]
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[gulps]
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[moans]
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[bright music]
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- Introducing the Choose-o-rama!
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- On today's episode
of "The Patrick Show,"
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you get to vote
on what happens next.
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So whenever you see
this special icon,
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just hit the button
on your Choose-o-rama remote.
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The choice is yours!
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- Grandson, is that you?
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- [mutters]
- It's good to hear your voice.
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- Nurse!
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[upbeat music]
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- So our first vote is,
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"Does Patrick eat broccoli
or cookies?"
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[gasps]
Ew.
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Please, please, please,
vote for the cookies.
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Please, please, please, please.
264
00:12:07,209 --> 00:12:10,833
- Oh, which button do I press
for a sleepover with Patrick?
265
00:12:10,902 --> 00:12:12,732
Hmmm.
266
00:12:12,801 --> 00:12:16,874
- Sorry, but you can only vote
for the options on the screen.
267
00:12:16,943 --> 00:12:19,083
Let's see those results.
268
00:12:19,152 --> 00:12:22,189
And cookies win!
269
00:12:22,258 --> 00:12:23,777
- [gasps]
270
00:12:23,846 --> 00:12:24,916
[vacuum whirs]
271
00:12:24,985 --> 00:12:27,022
[squelches, gulps]
272
00:12:27,091 --> 00:12:29,403
♪ ♪
273
00:12:29,472 --> 00:12:31,233
Hmm.
[sniffs]
274
00:12:31,302 --> 00:12:32,682
[plate shatters]
275
00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:35,133
I could get used
to this voting stuff.
276
00:12:35,202 --> 00:12:36,721
[burps]
277
00:12:36,790 --> 00:12:38,896
- Well, that's great
'cause there's plenty more
278
00:12:38,965 --> 00:12:41,450
where that came from.
279
00:12:41,519 --> 00:12:44,729
So for our next vote,
you get to decide.
280
00:12:44,798 --> 00:12:47,939
Does Patrick sing
a cute little song?
281
00:12:48,008 --> 00:12:51,598
Or does he walk
on a bed of hot coals?
282
00:12:51,667 --> 00:12:52,633
- [gasps]
283
00:12:54,497 --> 00:12:57,155
Vote now!
Decide Patrick's fate!
284
00:12:57,224 --> 00:13:00,331
Looks like it's gonna be...
285
00:13:00,400 --> 00:13:02,505
hot coals by a landslide!
286
00:13:02,574 --> 00:13:04,714
Well, there you have it, folks.
287
00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:07,476
- Are you guys sure
this is what you want?
288
00:13:07,545 --> 00:13:09,581
- Of course they're sure,
Patrick!
289
00:13:09,650 --> 00:13:11,756
Democracy never fails!
290
00:13:11,825 --> 00:13:13,447
- [mutters] What are we doing?
291
00:13:13,516 --> 00:13:15,725
- My bed's not reclining.
292
00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:19,143
- I voted for the hot coals.
[laughs]
293
00:13:19,212 --> 00:13:20,972
- Um, OK.
294
00:13:21,041 --> 00:13:23,595
[coals sizzle]
295
00:13:23,664 --> 00:13:25,666
Hey, this isn't half bad.
296
00:13:25,735 --> 00:13:29,843
Plus, it kind of feels nice
on my toes.
297
00:13:29,912 --> 00:13:30,982
[flames whoosh]
298
00:13:31,051 --> 00:13:32,708
[together]
Oh.
299
00:13:32,777 --> 00:13:35,745
[flesh sizzles, cracks]
- Ow.
300
00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:38,127
- [mutters, growls ravenously]
301
00:13:38,196 --> 00:13:40,267
[rattles like a snake]
302
00:13:40,336 --> 00:13:42,718
- Well, wasn't that fun?
303
00:13:42,787 --> 00:13:45,686
- I think I need
to go to the hospital.
304
00:13:45,755 --> 00:13:47,965
- Why don't we vote on it?
305
00:13:48,034 --> 00:13:50,968
- [grunts fiercely, groans]
306
00:13:51,037 --> 00:13:53,246
Um, the next vote is,
307
00:13:53,315 --> 00:13:55,524
"Should Patrick
go to the hospital
308
00:13:55,593 --> 00:13:59,631
or wrestle a sea bear?"
309
00:13:59,700 --> 00:14:01,323
- Hit those buttons, folks,
310
00:14:01,392 --> 00:14:04,429
and vote, vote, vote!
311
00:14:04,498 --> 00:14:08,675
It was close, but hospital wins!
312
00:14:08,744 --> 00:14:11,540
We're here live at the hospital.
313
00:14:11,609 --> 00:14:14,888
Stay tuned to find out
what happens next!
314
00:14:14,957 --> 00:14:17,926
- I'm just glad I don't have
to wrestle a sea bear.
315
00:14:17,995 --> 00:14:19,893
[screams]
316
00:14:19,962 --> 00:14:22,309
- You're, uh, Patrick Star, yes?
317
00:14:22,378 --> 00:14:23,863
- [nervously] Uh, uh-huh.
318
00:14:23,932 --> 00:14:27,556
- Looks like you're in today
for some pretty serious burns.
319
00:14:27,625 --> 00:14:29,972
- Well, not to worry.
320
00:14:30,041 --> 00:14:33,803
I'll just be prescribing you
a daily antibiotic ointment
321
00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:36,599
and one dose of
a vicious, brutal, relentless
322
00:14:36,668 --> 00:14:39,879
sea bear attack.
[roars ferociously]
323
00:14:39,948 --> 00:14:41,501
- [screams]
324
00:14:41,570 --> 00:14:44,297
- [roaring]
- [screaming]
325
00:14:44,366 --> 00:14:46,230
[crashing]
326
00:14:46,299 --> 00:14:47,576
- Aah!
327
00:14:47,645 --> 00:14:49,716
I think the ointment's working!
328
00:14:49,785 --> 00:14:52,857
[suspenseful music]
329
00:14:52,926 --> 00:14:54,100
♪ ♪
330
00:14:54,169 --> 00:14:55,687
[whimpers]
OK, folks.
331
00:14:55,756 --> 00:14:59,277
Do I take the stairs
or the elevator?
332
00:14:59,346 --> 00:15:01,659
It's up to you!
333
00:15:01,728 --> 00:15:05,352
Try to hurry up
'cause that sea bear
334
00:15:05,421 --> 00:15:07,458
is gettin' pretty close.
335
00:15:07,527 --> 00:15:08,977
[teeth chattering]
336
00:15:09,046 --> 00:15:10,461
[bell chimes]
[audience gasps]
337
00:15:10,530 --> 00:15:12,290
Phew!
Stairs it is.
338
00:15:12,359 --> 00:15:13,740
- Wait!
339
00:15:13,809 --> 00:15:16,743
We're still waiting
on the mail-in ballots.
340
00:15:16,812 --> 00:15:19,228
So let's just give it
a few more minutes.
341
00:15:19,297 --> 00:15:21,368
- Sure, no problem.
342
00:15:21,437 --> 00:15:23,267
- [growling, snorts]
343
00:15:23,336 --> 00:15:25,269
- Hey.
344
00:15:25,338 --> 00:15:28,168
[screaming, crashing]
345
00:15:28,237 --> 00:15:31,102
- Telegram.
- Perfect timing!
346
00:15:31,171 --> 00:15:34,588
I just finished a chapter.
347
00:15:34,657 --> 00:15:38,765
[hums softly]
Drum roll please!
348
00:15:38,834 --> 00:15:40,387
- [roaring]
- [screaming]
349
00:15:40,456 --> 00:15:41,664
- [drumming]
350
00:15:41,733 --> 00:15:45,392
- And the winner is elevator!
351
00:15:45,461 --> 00:15:47,325
Take it away, Patrick!
352
00:15:47,394 --> 00:15:49,051
- C'mon, guys.
353
00:15:49,120 --> 00:15:52,710
Vote to send me home,
or vote for the show
354
00:15:52,779 --> 00:15:55,644
to be over!
- Sorry, Patrick.
355
00:15:55,713 --> 00:15:58,750
But say it with me, folks!
356
00:15:58,819 --> 00:16:02,996
[together]
That's not how voting works!
357
00:16:03,065 --> 00:16:05,757
[elevator dings]
- Uh, hey, Doc.
358
00:16:05,826 --> 00:16:08,105
Isn't there supposed
to be an ele...
359
00:16:08,174 --> 00:16:10,521
[screaming]
360
00:16:10,590 --> 00:16:14,111
♪ ♪
361
00:16:14,180 --> 00:16:15,802
Uh-oh!
362
00:16:15,871 --> 00:16:17,769
I can't see
what I'm going to land on
363
00:16:17,838 --> 00:16:20,634
at the bottom
of this elevator shaft!
364
00:16:20,703 --> 00:16:23,465
- That's 'cause the voters
haven't decided yet.
365
00:16:23,534 --> 00:16:25,329
[easy listening music]
366
00:16:25,398 --> 00:16:26,675
- Uh-huh.
367
00:16:26,744 --> 00:16:28,435
The options are
368
00:16:28,504 --> 00:16:30,506
metal spikes
369
00:16:30,575 --> 00:16:35,201
or a whole lot
of delicious lollipops.
370
00:16:35,270 --> 00:16:39,481
Please, vote for the lollipops!
371
00:16:39,550 --> 00:16:41,552
- I like lollipops.
- Hmm.
372
00:16:41,621 --> 00:16:42,691
[remotes buzz]
373
00:16:42,760 --> 00:16:44,796
[bright music]
374
00:16:44,865 --> 00:16:46,453
- Yes!
375
00:16:46,522 --> 00:16:50,561
Bring on
the delicious lollipo...
376
00:16:51,976 --> 00:16:55,117
- I don't like
lollipops no more.
377
00:16:55,186 --> 00:16:57,016
- [groans]
378
00:16:57,085 --> 00:16:58,810
[quirky music]
379
00:16:58,879 --> 00:17:01,158
Oh!
380
00:17:01,227 --> 00:17:02,538
Ooh!
381
00:17:02,607 --> 00:17:04,402
♪ ♪
382
00:17:04,471 --> 00:17:06,646
♪ Lolly, lolly, leedle, lee ♪
383
00:17:06,715 --> 00:17:08,717
♪ Lolly, lolly, lee... ♪
384
00:17:08,786 --> 00:17:10,891
- Hey!
- Hi, monster.
385
00:17:10,960 --> 00:17:12,272
[slurps]
386
00:17:12,341 --> 00:17:16,656
- You're gonna share those
extra poplollies, ain't ya?
387
00:17:16,725 --> 00:17:19,038
- Uh, I, uh, um...
388
00:17:19,107 --> 00:17:25,285
- Or do my associates have to
break every bone in your body?
389
00:17:25,354 --> 00:17:26,424
- Uh...
390
00:17:26,493 --> 00:17:27,494
[hatch squeaks]
391
00:17:27,563 --> 00:17:30,118
- Time for another vote!
392
00:17:30,187 --> 00:17:31,809
- Press red,
393
00:17:31,878 --> 00:17:35,088
and I'll get pulverized
by monsters.
394
00:17:35,157 --> 00:17:36,745
Press green,
395
00:17:36,814 --> 00:17:40,404
and I'll share
my delicious lollipops!
396
00:17:40,473 --> 00:17:42,371
Vote for fighting so I can have
397
00:17:42,440 --> 00:17:44,891
the lollipops all to myself.
398
00:17:44,960 --> 00:17:48,136
- But if we vote for fighting,
they'll kill Patrick,
399
00:17:48,205 --> 00:17:49,930
and then the show's over!
400
00:17:49,999 --> 00:17:52,416
Well, I'm voting
for "pollylops."
401
00:17:52,485 --> 00:17:54,107
[remotes buzz]
402
00:17:54,176 --> 00:17:57,076
[bright music]
403
00:17:57,145 --> 00:17:58,870
♪ ♪
404
00:17:58,939 --> 00:18:03,461
- [groans] Oh, all right.
405
00:18:03,530 --> 00:18:05,705
[together]
Yay!
406
00:18:05,774 --> 00:18:07,776
- [giggles]
407
00:18:10,365 --> 00:18:15,094
- Now I regret
not having Patrick killed.
408
00:18:15,163 --> 00:18:20,409
- Well, I guess
I'll see you guys later.
409
00:18:20,478 --> 00:18:22,204
- Wait a minute!
410
00:18:22,273 --> 00:18:24,724
You ain't goin' nowhere!
411
00:18:24,793 --> 00:18:27,451
[snarling]
- W... why not?
412
00:18:27,520 --> 00:18:32,697
- 'Cause you're gonna be our
new leader, Mr. Lollypop man!
413
00:18:32,766 --> 00:18:34,561
Ain't that right, fellas?
414
00:18:34,630 --> 00:18:36,529
[together]
Oh, yeah!
415
00:18:36,598 --> 00:18:37,840
- Now, come on!
416
00:18:37,909 --> 00:18:40,740
Let's leave
this subterranean prison
417
00:18:40,809 --> 00:18:44,330
and experience our
new leader's world above!
418
00:18:44,399 --> 00:18:47,505
♪ ♪
419
00:18:47,574 --> 00:18:49,680
[all screaming]
420
00:18:49,749 --> 00:18:53,235
- [laughing]
421
00:18:53,304 --> 00:18:56,031
[all laughing]
422
00:18:56,100 --> 00:18:58,275
- [giggles]
423
00:18:58,344 --> 00:19:01,554
We're gonna turn
this city upside-down!
424
00:19:01,623 --> 00:19:03,487
- Wait.
What do you mean?
425
00:19:03,556 --> 00:19:05,420
[dramatic music]
426
00:19:05,489 --> 00:19:07,732
- It's voting time!
427
00:19:07,801 --> 00:19:11,115
[slide whistle warbles]
428
00:19:11,184 --> 00:19:12,841
- OK.
429
00:19:12,910 --> 00:19:15,913
How should the city
be turned upside-down?
430
00:19:15,982 --> 00:19:18,640
Press red, and me
and my monster buddies
431
00:19:18,709 --> 00:19:20,642
will destroy everything.
432
00:19:20,711 --> 00:19:25,267
Press green,
and I will run for mayor.
433
00:19:25,336 --> 00:19:26,717
[bright music]
434
00:19:26,786 --> 00:19:29,340
Ow!
That really hurt!
435
00:19:29,409 --> 00:19:32,136
And I'm running for mayor.
436
00:19:34,276 --> 00:19:35,657
Ma'am!
Ma'am!
437
00:19:35,726 --> 00:19:38,660
Can I kiss your baby?
438
00:19:38,729 --> 00:19:41,490
- Absolutely not!
439
00:19:41,559 --> 00:19:43,872
- I'm running for mayor!
- Oh!
440
00:19:43,941 --> 00:19:46,357
In that case, go right ahead.
441
00:19:46,426 --> 00:19:48,290
- Mwah!
- [giggles]
442
00:19:48,359 --> 00:19:51,638
[dramatic music]
443
00:19:51,707 --> 00:19:54,917
- Hey, what's the...
[screams]
444
00:19:54,986 --> 00:19:56,643
[passengers scream]
445
00:19:56,712 --> 00:20:01,372
- [grunting, smooching]
446
00:20:01,441 --> 00:20:03,443
Bleh-ha!
- [giggles]
447
00:20:03,512 --> 00:20:04,755
- Mwah.
448
00:20:04,824 --> 00:20:07,447
[smooching]
449
00:20:07,516 --> 00:20:10,761
So when you step into
that voting booth tomorrow,
450
00:20:10,830 --> 00:20:13,384
vote Patrick Star!
451
00:20:13,453 --> 00:20:15,041
[cheers and applause]
452
00:20:15,110 --> 00:20:17,768
Now, who's got
a baby I can kiss?
453
00:20:17,837 --> 00:20:20,046
- I do!
- [gasps]
454
00:20:20,115 --> 00:20:22,600
[together]
Hey! That's our baby!
455
00:20:22,669 --> 00:20:24,671
[together]
Yay!
456
00:20:24,740 --> 00:20:27,156
- [smooches]
457
00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:29,262
[laughs]
458
00:20:29,331 --> 00:20:30,781
[babies crying,
cameras clicking]
459
00:20:30,850 --> 00:20:32,610
- Well, it's official.
460
00:20:32,679 --> 00:20:37,132
Patrick Star has just
been elected mayor.
461
00:20:39,203 --> 00:20:40,584
- [sighs deeply]
462
00:20:40,653 --> 00:20:42,862
[phone rings]
Hello?
463
00:20:42,931 --> 00:20:46,900
- [slurps] Congrats on
the election, Mr. Mayor!
464
00:20:46,969 --> 00:20:48,385
- Hey, thanks, Squidina.
465
00:20:48,454 --> 00:20:50,870
Are we done with all
this voting stuff now?
466
00:20:50,939 --> 00:20:53,217
- Mmmm, not exactly.
467
00:20:53,286 --> 00:20:57,635
Go ahead and open
your bottom desk drawer.
468
00:20:57,704 --> 00:20:59,292
- All righty.
469
00:20:59,361 --> 00:21:00,535
[timer beeping]
470
00:21:00,604 --> 00:21:02,709
[screams]
A time bomb?
471
00:21:02,778 --> 00:21:03,952
Why?
472
00:21:04,021 --> 00:21:06,230
- Eh, our ratings
dipped a little
473
00:21:06,299 --> 00:21:09,164
during the
"running for mayor" bit.
474
00:21:09,233 --> 00:21:12,478
Anyway, all you got to do
is cut the right wire.
475
00:21:12,547 --> 00:21:16,275
- OK.
Uh, which one?
476
00:21:16,344 --> 00:21:20,589
- [slurps, sighs]
We'll let the audience decide!
477
00:21:20,658 --> 00:21:23,316
- What?
Uh, oh.
478
00:21:23,385 --> 00:21:27,355
OK, press red if you want me
to cut the green wire,
479
00:21:27,424 --> 00:21:30,289
and press green if you
want me to cut the red one.
480
00:21:30,358 --> 00:21:31,842
[timer beeps]
481
00:21:31,911 --> 00:21:34,431
- [straining]
- [groaning softly]
482
00:21:34,500 --> 00:21:35,708
- [whimpers nervously]
483
00:21:35,777 --> 00:21:37,917
- [laughing]
484
00:21:37,986 --> 00:21:39,367
[timer beeps]
485
00:21:39,436 --> 00:21:40,954
- Hurry up and vote!
486
00:21:41,023 --> 00:21:44,406
[rapid dinging,
electricity crackling]
487
00:21:44,475 --> 00:21:46,891
Sleepover with Slappy?
488
00:21:46,960 --> 00:21:49,308
How is that even possible?
489
00:21:49,377 --> 00:21:50,274
[timer ringing]
490
00:21:50,343 --> 00:21:51,827
Uh-oh.
491
00:21:51,896 --> 00:21:53,484
[explosion]
492
00:21:53,553 --> 00:21:57,488
Worst episode ever!
493
00:21:57,557 --> 00:21:59,421
[body thuds]
494
00:21:59,490 --> 00:22:00,871
- [giggles excitedly]
495
00:22:00,940 --> 00:22:03,632
Don't you just love democracy?
496
00:22:03,701 --> 00:22:05,185
[laughs]
497
00:22:05,235 --> 00:22:09,785
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