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- Hi! I'm Patrick Star!
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And I live with my parents!
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Ow!
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This is my dad.
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[zany music]
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This is my mom.
[laughs]
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This is my sister. She's shy.
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This is my grandpa.
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This is my room!
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And this...
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♪ ♪
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This is my show!
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♪ ♪
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[Can-Can music]
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♪ ♪
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[laughter]
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- There we go.
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- Nice tongs.
- Merci.
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- Uh, what?
- Thanks.
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- Now we're talking.
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- And don't they
smell delightful?
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- Huh?
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Patrick has caught
the scent of food!
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And he's hungry!
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- [screams]
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- [chomps]
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Oh, hey, nice tongs.
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- Merci.
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- What?
- Thanks.
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[whistles]
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- [inhales deeply]
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[blows]
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[clattering]
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- Ooh, I love upside down cake.
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- That does it.
You are officially uninvited!
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- Huh?
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- [gurgling]
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- Oh.
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[laughter]
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- This is all your fault,
you pink punk!
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Merci.
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- What?
- Thanks.
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- [screaming]
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- [whistling]
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- I'm sorry your party
was ruined, Timmy.
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- Ruined?
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Are you kidding? I loved it.
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- Yeah.
It was the best party ever.
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Kids: Best party ever!
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[phones ringing]
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- Hello, Star residence.
Squidina speaking.
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Ooh, I'll make sure
he gets the message.
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Hello, Star residence.
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- What's all the racket in here?
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- Everyone in town wants you
to entertain
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at their parties now.
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These messages are all for you!
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- Wow.
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Just think of all
the upside down cake I can eat.
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Tell 'em I'll attend
every one of them myself.
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- But Patrick, there's way
too many parties
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for you to attend.
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Plus, you have to do
"The Patrick Show" now.
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- [whimpers]
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I can't do everything
at the same time!
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If only there were more of me.
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- Wait a minute.
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Maybe there is a way.
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The time closet!
- Yay!
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[children chanting]
Patrick! Patrick! Patrick!
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- We demand Patrick now
or there will be tantrums!
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- Now, now, kids, calm down.
Patrick will be here soon.
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- Psst.
All right, Pat the Hapless.
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Now put on this uniform
and entertain those kids.
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- There he is!
[kids cheering]
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- I will tell you kids of
the bloodiest
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and most glorious battle
that I ever survived!
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- Hey, wait a minute.
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That's not Patrick!
Kids: Boo!
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- What did you do with Patrick?
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[all shouting]
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- Hey, kids, look!
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It's time for the piñata!
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[roars]
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- Vikrog, oh, many-colored
beast of Lava Mountain,
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we meet again.
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I must save these ugly children!
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[shouts]
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[grunts]
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My berserker rage
has been ignited.
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My bloodlust is unquenched!
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Quench! Quench! Quench!
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[yells]
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all: Yay!
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Patrick is the best!
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- Are you having a party?
- Mm-hm.
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- Then you need a Patrick!
- Oh! Whoa!
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- Patricks are perfect
for every party.
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Call and order your Patrick now.
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And remember, you can't
spell "party"
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without P-A-T, N and R, and Y.
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May not be actual Patrick.
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- Patrick better get here soon.
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We're not getting any younger.
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All: Patrick! Patrick!
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- Good evening,
ladies and germs.
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Another birthday, huh?
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You're like a time traveler.
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But you're taking
the scenic route.
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[laugh track]
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Seriously, though.
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You're all old!
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You're all so old,
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the Big Bang
brings back memories.
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[laugh track]
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You're all so old,
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you think carbon dating sounds
like a romantic evening.
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[drum snare]
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- You stink!
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You wasted what little life
I have left!
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- Get out of here.
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- Tough room detected.
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- Don't let the door hit you
on the way out.
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- Hey, kids, look!
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It's time for the piñata!
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- Allow me!
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[clattering]
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- Yippee!
- Wahoo!
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[cheering]
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[indistinct chattering]
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[sophisticated music playing]
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- I am ever most certainly
anticipating
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the arrival of our eminent and
sophisticated entertainment.
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- Cast thy gaze,
for here he comes now.
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- [nervous chuckle]
- Ooh!
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Ahh. [chuckles]
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Ah! Ooh.
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[chuckles]
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[applause]
- Excellent!
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- I am very much on board
with this fellow.
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[knocking]
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- Do I know you?
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- Magnificent news, comrade.
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Each and every party was
attended
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and all bad moods vanquished.
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The campaign was a success.
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I am done.
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- Oh, no.
That was just for Tuesday.
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You still have all these
to go to.
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Don't be late.
[door slams]
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- [growls]
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[hooting]
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- Swing your partner
round and round,
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faster than the speed of sound.
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- C'mon, partner!
[laugh track]
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- [sobbing]
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- If only we could have seen
each other one last time.
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What the...
[crowd gasps]
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- Happy funeral party!
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[pops]
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- It's a zombie!
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- Let's get him!
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[crowd shouting]
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- Hey, zombie, need a light?
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[screams]
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- Now back
to "The Patrick Show."
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- Hey, this one's really comfy.
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I'll test all these other
mattresses after this.
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But right now, I'm just gonna
keep laying here.
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You know what's better
than testing mattresses?
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It's testing mattresses and
different flavors of pie.
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Much better than getting
punched in the head by a kid.
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Stay tuned for more
"The Patrick Show."
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All this mattress testing
and pie eating is hard work.
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I think it's time for
the on-camera nap segment
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of "The Patrick Show."
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Huh?
- Huh?
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- I don't want to do parties!
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The hosting crown
is rightfully mine!
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- No, I want to host
"The Patrick Show!"
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- No, I want to
host "The Patrick Show."
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- No, I want to host
"The Patrick Show!"
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- No, me want host!
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- Host.
[alien gibberish]
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- No!
I refuse to give up my show.
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Beauty is in the pie of
the beholder.
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The pie-holder.
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[shouting and grunting]
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- Hmm...
Hold that pose!
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[grunting]
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And action!
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[shouting and grunting
continues]
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- Ooh, upside down pie.
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- Whoa!
[bell dings]
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- I don't even
need to chew this.
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- Whoa!
[bell dings]
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- [chomping]
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- Oh...
[grunts]
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- [shouts] [bell dings]
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- Oh, I broke my pie.
[whimpers]
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- [screams] [crashes]
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[bell dings]
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[cheers and applause]
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- Well, Patrick,
I guess it's safe to say
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your partygoing days
are behind you.
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- That's where you're wrong,
Squidina.
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I have an even better way
to attend all the parties.
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Hold my lunch, please.
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Mini-Patricks: Party!
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[discordant strumming]
- Huh?
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Oh, good day!
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I am Patthos.
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Wouldst thou care to join me
for a song and a tale?
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[rock music playing]
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[crunch]
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OK, OK!
[grunts]
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We'll skip the song.
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Let me tell thee a tale.
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'Tis a juicy tale,
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a tale of a fabled and
delicious land called Hamdonia!
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[upbeat music]
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♪ ♪
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- [humming]
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Ooh!
Today is a very special day
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in the Kingdom of Hamdonia.
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For today, my daughter,
Princess Hamhock...
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[charming tune]
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Will finally meet the man
she is going to marry.
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Trumpets!
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[fanfare]
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Prince Shmeat,
enter the royal hall.
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- Oh, all eyes on me, eh?
Oh, what do you know?
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What do you think about that?
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[all sigh dreamily]
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- [giggles]
- Milord.
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- Ooh, what a handsome hunk
of processed meat you are.
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- Thank you, milord.
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- And now, I give you
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my beautiful daughter's hand
in marriage.
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Oh, Princess Hamhock!
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[fanfare]
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Come on down, pumpkin.
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- Milord! Milord!
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[breathing heavily]
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Oof!
All: Yeesh!
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- Sir Frankfurter,
what is the meaning of this?
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- The princess is missing!
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[all gasp]
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- Holy meatballs!
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Where is she? Where is she?
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Where is she?
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- [giggles]
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Tofu Todd!
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- Princess Hamhock!
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[both giggling]
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Oh, Princess Hamhock,
I love you so.
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Let us be married and
live happily ever after.
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Oh!
- [whimpers]
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Oh, Todd, my father would
never approve of you.
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You're plant-based!
[sobs]
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- [barks]
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- Not now, Greasy.
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Todd, I...
- [barks]
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- [grunts]
- What is it, Greasy?
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- [panting]
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- Huh? Oh.
267
00:14:09,917 --> 00:14:15,288
- Princess Hamhock, you're late
to your own wedding.
268
00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:18,258
- Why, you'd have to drag me
back there.
269
00:14:18,325 --> 00:14:20,160
- As you wish, milady.
270
00:14:20,227 --> 00:14:22,829
- Huh?
[all yelp]
271
00:14:23,596 --> 00:14:27,934
- Princess,
you will marry Prince Shmeat,
272
00:14:27,935 --> 00:14:29,936
and that is that.
273
00:14:29,937 --> 00:14:33,940
- But Father,
I'm in love with Tofu Todd.
274
00:14:33,941 --> 00:14:35,542
- Hi, Your Highness.
275
00:14:35,608 --> 00:14:39,412
- The royal princess
simply cannot marry a man
276
00:14:39,479 --> 00:14:41,414
who isn't pork based.
277
00:14:41,481 --> 00:14:44,284
- But Father,
there must be some way
278
00:14:44,351 --> 00:14:46,953
for me to marry the man I love.
279
00:14:46,954 --> 00:14:48,655
- Milord, milord!
280
00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:51,124
[panting]
281
00:14:51,191 --> 00:14:53,493
[thuds]
282
00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:56,596
- Hotdogs! Get your hotdogs!
283
00:14:56,663 --> 00:14:59,499
- My lord, according to
the Book of Baloney,
284
00:14:59,566 --> 00:15:03,803
there is a way for a princess
to marry a plant-based peon.
285
00:15:03,870 --> 00:15:05,305
- What?
286
00:15:05,372 --> 00:15:08,875
- It says here,
"A commoner may marry a royal
287
00:15:08,976 --> 00:15:11,844
"if he defeats
the king's chosen suitor
288
00:15:11,979 --> 00:15:17,584
in a series of games known as
the Feats of Meats."
289
00:15:17,650 --> 00:15:20,453
both: Ah!
290
00:15:20,520 --> 00:15:24,857
- Prince Shmeat, I challenge
you to the Feats of Meats.
291
00:15:24,992 --> 00:15:26,259
- [laughs]
292
00:15:26,326 --> 00:15:28,361
Do you really want to
humiliate yourself
293
00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:30,463
in front of the entire kingdom?
294
00:15:30,530 --> 00:15:32,832
- Well, not exactly.
295
00:15:32,899 --> 00:15:36,303
- Too late.
I accept your challenge.
296
00:15:36,369 --> 00:15:41,008
[cheers and applause]
297
00:15:41,074 --> 00:15:44,077
- Let the games begin!
298
00:15:44,144 --> 00:15:46,079
[cheers and applause]
299
00:15:46,146 --> 00:15:47,314
- [inhales deeply]
300
00:15:47,380 --> 00:15:49,349
[fanfare]
301
00:15:49,416 --> 00:15:52,019
First event, archery!
302
00:15:54,721 --> 00:15:56,723
- May the best food product win.
303
00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:58,501
- Yeah, well that's not you,
it's me, see.
304
00:15:58,525 --> 00:16:00,965
Tofu's not even a food. Is it?
Is tofu a food? I don't know.
305
00:16:04,564 --> 00:16:06,133
- Well, here I am,
a boy and his bow.
306
00:16:06,199 --> 00:16:07,634
[grunts]
307
00:16:07,700 --> 00:16:09,736
And boy, oh, boy,
is this bow hard to pull.
308
00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:11,238
[huffs]
309
00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:14,841
[grunts]
310
00:16:14,907 --> 00:16:16,276
[crowd gasps]
311
00:16:16,343 --> 00:16:17,844
- Oh, bean curd.
312
00:16:17,910 --> 00:16:19,146
[laughter]
313
00:16:19,212 --> 00:16:20,247
- Todd!
314
00:16:20,313 --> 00:16:22,049
- Oh, my dear,
315
00:16:22,115 --> 00:16:26,153
your Todd isn't half the man
you thought he was, is he?
316
00:16:26,219 --> 00:16:27,854
[laughs]
317
00:16:29,589 --> 00:16:32,525
- I could do this
with my eyes closed.
318
00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:38,865
[cheers and applause]
319
00:16:38,931 --> 00:16:40,500
- Oh, Greasy.
320
00:16:40,567 --> 00:16:43,170
I didn't think Tofu Todd
can pull this off
321
00:16:43,236 --> 00:16:44,904
without a little help.
322
00:16:44,971 --> 00:16:48,375
- [barks]
- Sounds like a plan.
323
00:16:50,210 --> 00:16:52,212
- [fanfare]
324
00:16:52,279 --> 00:16:55,081
Second event, jousting!
Uh-oh.
325
00:16:55,082 --> 00:16:56,783
- [neighs]
326
00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:58,118
- [screams]
- [laughs]
327
00:16:58,185 --> 00:16:59,919
Oh, time to make
a little shish-ka-Todd.
328
00:16:59,986 --> 00:17:02,189
Yeah, I've got to turn up
the heat on that guy, hmm?
329
00:17:02,255 --> 00:17:04,657
- [grunting]
330
00:17:04,724 --> 00:17:06,259
- [neighs]
- Oof!
331
00:17:06,326 --> 00:17:09,696
Whoa! Whoa!
332
00:17:09,762 --> 00:17:13,266
Golly, I think somebody
gave me a backwards horse.
333
00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:15,635
- OK, remember our plan.
334
00:17:18,638 --> 00:17:20,540
- [barking]
335
00:17:22,142 --> 00:17:24,377
- [laughs]
336
00:17:24,444 --> 00:17:28,481
[yells]
337
00:17:30,117 --> 00:17:33,019
[cheers and applause]
338
00:17:33,120 --> 00:17:36,856
- Huh?
Hot dog, I just won round two.
339
00:17:38,191 --> 00:17:39,859
- [blows trumpet]
340
00:17:39,926 --> 00:17:43,029
And now, the final trial
in the Feats of Meats,
341
00:17:43,130 --> 00:17:45,131
the barbecue battle.
342
00:17:45,132 --> 00:17:46,999
- [grunts]
343
00:17:47,134 --> 00:17:51,304
For the hand of Princess
Hamhock, I challenge thee!
344
00:17:51,371 --> 00:17:52,705
Huh?
345
00:17:52,772 --> 00:17:54,040
- Oh, challenge me, will he?
346
00:17:54,141 --> 00:17:55,551
Well, I'll show him
a thing or two.
347
00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:57,544
[grunts]
348
00:18:00,180 --> 00:18:02,682
[laughs]
349
00:18:02,749 --> 00:18:06,253
- Most excellent!
Most excellent!
350
00:18:06,986 --> 00:18:09,322
- I oughta... hmm!
351
00:18:09,389 --> 00:18:14,194
I've got just the thing
to motivate my man.
352
00:18:14,261 --> 00:18:17,530
Yoo-hoo, Tofu Todd!
353
00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:19,632
[blows kiss]
[giggles]
354
00:18:21,801 --> 00:18:23,670
- Gosh, is that for me?
355
00:18:23,736 --> 00:18:25,505
- Ah!
- Huh?
356
00:18:25,572 --> 00:18:28,441
- [laughs]
357
00:18:28,508 --> 00:18:30,843
- For love and honor!
358
00:18:33,045 --> 00:18:34,281
- [kisses]
359
00:18:34,347 --> 00:18:36,749
- Golly. [giggles]
360
00:18:36,816 --> 00:18:38,185
- Nobody pulls that stuff on me.
361
00:18:38,218 --> 00:18:39,186
I'll show you.
362
00:18:39,187 --> 00:18:41,087
Batter up.
363
00:18:41,188 --> 00:18:42,289
- Whoa!
364
00:18:42,355 --> 00:18:46,293
- Heavy objects!
Heavy objects for sale!
365
00:18:47,327 --> 00:18:49,529
- [grunting]
366
00:18:49,596 --> 00:18:51,764
[elephant trumpets]
367
00:18:51,831 --> 00:18:54,534
- Oh!
Crowd: Shmeat! Shmeat! Shmeat!
368
00:18:54,601 --> 00:18:59,439
- Oh, no!
This looks bad, folks.
369
00:18:59,506 --> 00:19:01,674
- [whimpers]
370
00:19:01,741 --> 00:19:04,344
- Oh, poor Todd.
371
00:19:04,411 --> 00:19:06,346
Hmm? Hmm!
372
00:19:06,413 --> 00:19:08,681
I got an idea.
373
00:19:08,748 --> 00:19:10,049
- I got an idea, too.
374
00:19:10,116 --> 00:19:11,618
Leave me alone
when I'm sleeping.
375
00:19:11,684 --> 00:19:13,353
No respect, I tell you. Huh!
376
00:19:13,420 --> 00:19:15,755
- Huh? Well, golly!
377
00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:17,624
Crowd: Shmeat! Shmeat! Shmeat!
- [laughing]
378
00:19:17,690 --> 00:19:21,794
- For the hand of Princess
Hamhock, I challenge thee!
379
00:19:21,861 --> 00:19:25,231
- Hummina-wha? Hummina-who?
What's going on?
380
00:19:25,232 --> 00:19:29,068
- Why, it's Tofu Todd,
returned to fight.
381
00:19:29,135 --> 00:19:31,738
The contest continues!
382
00:19:31,804 --> 00:19:35,241
- Ooh, how exciting! Fight on.
383
00:19:35,242 --> 00:19:36,343
[crowd gasps]
384
00:19:36,409 --> 00:19:39,111
crowd: Todd! Todd! Todd!
385
00:19:39,246 --> 00:19:40,589
- Oh, back for
a second helping, eh?
386
00:19:40,613 --> 00:19:43,316
Well, time to give this
little twerp what for.
387
00:19:43,883 --> 00:19:46,919
Tofu Todd,
I meet your challenge.
388
00:19:46,986 --> 00:19:48,288
- Well met.
389
00:19:48,355 --> 00:19:50,890
But first, look over there
behind you.
390
00:19:50,957 --> 00:19:53,860
- Huh? Okey-doke.
I don't see anything.
391
00:19:53,926 --> 00:19:56,263
[muttering]
392
00:19:58,698 --> 00:20:01,734
[laughter]
393
00:20:01,801 --> 00:20:03,169
Oh! How embarra-skin.
394
00:20:03,236 --> 00:20:04,613
Talk about being
the butt of the joke.
395
00:20:04,637 --> 00:20:06,573
It's mortifying, I tell you.
Mortifying!
396
00:20:06,639 --> 00:20:08,508
[whip crack]
397
00:20:08,575 --> 00:20:11,811
[yelping]
398
00:20:13,513 --> 00:20:14,847
- [barks]
399
00:20:14,914 --> 00:20:16,883
[snickers]
400
00:20:18,518 --> 00:20:21,120
[sizzling]
401
00:20:21,187 --> 00:20:24,457
- The prince has been grilled
and musubi'd.
402
00:20:24,524 --> 00:20:27,594
Tofu Todd is the winner!
403
00:20:27,660 --> 00:20:30,663
Crowd: Todd! Todd! Todd!
404
00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:35,201
- I simply must congratulate
my daughter's brave suitor.
405
00:20:35,268 --> 00:20:37,904
Excellently done, Tofu Todd.
406
00:20:37,970 --> 00:20:40,072
Most excellent, indeed.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
407
00:20:40,139 --> 00:20:44,210
- Fret not, your lordship.
Oof!
408
00:20:44,277 --> 00:20:49,849
Tofu Todd, your brave knight,
has returned to the battle.
409
00:20:49,916 --> 00:20:54,287
- What's this? Two Tofu Todds?
410
00:20:54,354 --> 00:20:58,291
- [gasps]
crowd: Todd! Todd! Princess?
411
00:20:58,358 --> 00:21:03,095
- Now, Princess, this was
Tofu Todd's battle, not yours.
412
00:21:03,162 --> 00:21:04,330
Which means...
413
00:21:04,331 --> 00:21:06,833
- Which means you've got to
marry me.
414
00:21:06,899 --> 00:21:09,836
- [gasps]
415
00:21:09,902 --> 00:21:12,339
- In sickness and in health.
416
00:21:12,372 --> 00:21:15,141
Now should the marriage of
Princess Hamhock
417
00:21:15,207 --> 00:21:18,778
and Prince Shmeat not proceed
for any reason,
418
00:21:18,845 --> 00:21:22,148
speak now or forever
hold your peace.
419
00:21:22,214 --> 00:21:24,717
- Leedle-leedle-leedle-lee!
[rumbling]
420
00:21:24,784 --> 00:21:26,386
- Ah!
- [chomps]
421
00:21:26,453 --> 00:21:30,623
- Egads! The Pointy Mouth
of Doom returneth!
422
00:21:30,690 --> 00:21:33,526
[all screaming]
423
00:21:33,593 --> 00:21:35,462
- Run for your lives!
424
00:21:39,866 --> 00:21:41,267
- Ah!
425
00:21:41,368 --> 00:21:42,535
Help us!
426
00:21:42,602 --> 00:21:44,371
Save us!
427
00:21:44,404 --> 00:21:46,973
[chomping]
428
00:21:47,039 --> 00:21:50,443
And then the Pointed Maw
ate the whole wedding!
429
00:21:50,510 --> 00:21:52,278
And-and-and... oof!
430
00:21:52,379 --> 00:21:56,583
- Uh-uh-uh. No more eating
beloved characters.
431
00:21:56,649 --> 00:21:58,017
- [spits]
432
00:21:58,084 --> 00:22:00,487
both: Oof!
433
00:22:00,553 --> 00:22:04,056
- Goodnight, folks.
[both giggling]
434
00:22:04,123 --> 00:22:06,025
- [kisses]
- Golly!
435
00:22:07,126 --> 00:22:09,762
[upbeat music]
436
00:22:09,829 --> 00:22:16,769
♪ ♪
437
00:22:16,819 --> 00:22:21,369
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