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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,108 --> 00:00:08,642 - Hi! I'm Patrick Star! 2 00:00:08,709 --> 00:00:11,745 And I live with my parents! 3 00:00:11,812 --> 00:00:12,613 Ow! 4 00:00:12,680 --> 00:00:14,315 This is my dad. 5 00:00:14,382 --> 00:00:16,584 [zany music] 6 00:00:16,650 --> 00:00:19,320 This is my mom. [laughs] 7 00:00:19,387 --> 00:00:22,423 This is my sister. She's shy. 8 00:00:22,490 --> 00:00:24,792 This is my grandpa. 9 00:00:24,858 --> 00:00:27,561 This is my room! 10 00:00:27,628 --> 00:00:28,562 And this... 11 00:00:28,629 --> 00:00:30,531 ♪ ♪ 12 00:00:30,598 --> 00:00:33,934 This is my show! 13 00:00:34,001 --> 00:00:35,869 ♪ ♪ 14 00:00:37,004 --> 00:00:40,941 [dramatic music] 15 00:00:41,008 --> 00:00:43,744 - [whimpering] 16 00:00:44,345 --> 00:00:47,915 - [imitates revving engine] 17 00:00:47,981 --> 00:00:48,916 [panting] 18 00:00:48,982 --> 00:00:50,518 - [whimpers] 19 00:00:50,584 --> 00:00:52,686 [tires screech] 20 00:00:52,753 --> 00:00:55,123 kids: Ice cream! Ice cream! 21 00:00:55,189 --> 00:00:56,490 [squealing] 22 00:00:56,557 --> 00:00:58,092 [grunting] 23 00:00:58,159 --> 00:00:59,239 - [imitates revving engine] 24 00:01:00,928 --> 00:01:01,928 - Ah! 25 00:01:03,131 --> 00:01:04,132 [grunts] 26 00:01:05,799 --> 00:01:07,568 [chuckles] I think I lost him! 27 00:01:07,635 --> 00:01:09,437 - [imitates revving engine] 28 00:01:09,503 --> 00:01:12,139 Pull over, peanut boy! 29 00:01:12,140 --> 00:01:14,508 - [chomps, spits] 30 00:01:14,575 --> 00:01:16,144 - Ah! 31 00:01:16,177 --> 00:01:17,511 [explosion] 32 00:01:17,578 --> 00:01:19,580 - Leaping lampreys! 33 00:01:19,647 --> 00:01:21,782 - Stop! The bridge is up! 34 00:01:21,849 --> 00:01:24,585 - [imitates revving engine] 35 00:01:24,652 --> 00:01:26,320 - It's my only way out! 36 00:01:26,387 --> 00:01:27,888 [tires screeching] 37 00:01:27,955 --> 00:01:29,157 Ah! 38 00:01:29,223 --> 00:01:30,224 [birds cawing] 39 00:01:30,291 --> 00:01:33,427 [horn honking] 40 00:01:33,494 --> 00:01:35,028 [dramatic music] 41 00:01:35,163 --> 00:01:37,365 [panting] Huh? 42 00:01:37,431 --> 00:01:40,701 - [breathing heavily] 43 00:01:40,768 --> 00:01:43,070 One ice cream, please! 44 00:01:43,171 --> 00:01:45,072 - Oh, fine. 45 00:01:47,608 --> 00:01:49,176 What flavor do you want? 46 00:01:49,177 --> 00:01:50,478 - Whoo-hoo! 47 00:01:50,544 --> 00:01:55,883 Um, I'll take, uh... 48 00:01:55,949 --> 00:01:59,620 - It's not that difficult. There are only two choices. 49 00:01:59,687 --> 00:02:00,721 - Chocolate. 50 00:02:00,788 --> 00:02:01,889 No, no, no, no. 51 00:02:01,955 --> 00:02:03,190 Vanilla. 52 00:02:03,191 --> 00:02:04,358 No, chocolate. 53 00:02:04,425 --> 00:02:05,425 Oh, vanilla! 54 00:02:05,459 --> 00:02:06,459 [giggles] 55 00:02:06,494 --> 00:02:07,495 Chocolate. 56 00:02:07,561 --> 00:02:08,429 Vanilla. 57 00:02:08,496 --> 00:02:09,863 No, chocolate. 58 00:02:09,930 --> 00:02:12,466 No, no, no, vanilla. 59 00:02:12,533 --> 00:02:14,535 No, chocolate. 60 00:02:14,602 --> 00:02:15,836 Oh! 61 00:02:15,903 --> 00:02:17,938 Melted ice cream? 62 00:02:18,005 --> 00:02:20,541 - We don't sell melted ice cream. 63 00:02:20,608 --> 00:02:24,211 - Then it's free melted ice cream? 64 00:02:24,212 --> 00:02:25,446 Wow! 65 00:02:25,513 --> 00:02:27,348 [slurping] 66 00:02:27,415 --> 00:02:29,450 - [groans] 67 00:02:29,517 --> 00:02:32,019 [ominous music] 68 00:02:32,085 --> 00:02:33,587 Ugh! 69 00:02:33,654 --> 00:02:36,624 [grumbling] 70 00:02:36,690 --> 00:02:38,826 That's the third truck this year 71 00:02:38,892 --> 00:02:41,295 that pink pinhead has destroyed. 72 00:02:41,362 --> 00:02:47,234 - Oh, how I hate that paper-pilfering Cecil Star. 73 00:02:47,235 --> 00:02:48,702 - [gulping] 74 00:02:48,769 --> 00:02:54,241 Stinking Squidina Star and her wildly successful TV show. 75 00:02:54,242 --> 00:02:56,277 - Ooh, that Bunny! 76 00:02:56,344 --> 00:03:01,549 - Curse that GrandPat Star, eluding me for centuries. 77 00:03:01,615 --> 00:03:04,585 I'll get him one of these days. 78 00:03:04,652 --> 00:03:06,254 - Hmm. [bell dings] 79 00:03:06,320 --> 00:03:07,755 Hey. All: Huh? 80 00:03:07,821 --> 00:03:10,257 - You all hate the Star family? 81 00:03:10,258 --> 00:03:13,026 All: Uh-huh. - Well, so do I. 82 00:03:13,093 --> 00:03:15,963 I say we team up and finally get revenge 83 00:03:16,029 --> 00:03:18,165 on them, once and for all. 84 00:03:18,266 --> 00:03:19,099 - Yeah! 85 00:03:19,166 --> 00:03:20,501 - Yeah, that's a good idea! 86 00:03:20,568 --> 00:03:23,504 - You know, the Chum Bucket is a great place 87 00:03:23,571 --> 00:03:25,273 to hatch a revenge scheme. 88 00:03:25,339 --> 00:03:30,010 It's also a great place to buy chum, which none of you did! 89 00:03:30,077 --> 00:03:32,045 You bums get out of here! 90 00:03:32,112 --> 00:03:34,948 And leave those free waters! 91 00:03:35,015 --> 00:03:37,451 [engine rumbling] 92 00:03:37,518 --> 00:03:39,453 [suspenseful music] 93 00:03:39,520 --> 00:03:44,124 - There it is, the Star family house. 94 00:03:44,191 --> 00:03:47,094 - The bane of our existence. 95 00:03:47,160 --> 00:03:50,531 - The source of all our pain and suffering. 96 00:03:50,598 --> 00:03:52,400 - Who wants to go first? 97 00:03:52,466 --> 00:03:54,001 - I'll go. 98 00:03:54,067 --> 00:03:57,871 Cecil can't resist his morning newspaper thievery. 99 00:03:57,938 --> 00:04:01,074 [sly music] 100 00:04:01,141 --> 00:04:04,812 Well, today, he'll really make the news. 101 00:04:04,878 --> 00:04:06,614 [laughs] 102 00:04:06,680 --> 00:04:08,649 [grunts] 103 00:04:08,716 --> 00:04:11,852 Knock, knock. 104 00:04:11,919 --> 00:04:13,354 - [sniffs] 105 00:04:13,421 --> 00:04:14,688 Ah. 106 00:04:14,755 --> 00:04:18,792 I love the smell of newsprint in the morning. 107 00:04:18,859 --> 00:04:20,694 Huh? 108 00:04:20,761 --> 00:04:22,963 [grunting] 109 00:04:23,030 --> 00:04:24,698 - [chuckles] 110 00:04:24,765 --> 00:04:25,699 Huh? 111 00:04:25,766 --> 00:04:27,868 - [grunting] 112 00:04:27,935 --> 00:04:28,969 - No, no, no, no, no. 113 00:04:29,036 --> 00:04:31,004 Not like that. 114 00:04:31,071 --> 00:04:32,840 Like this. 115 00:04:32,906 --> 00:04:35,476 [screams] 116 00:04:35,543 --> 00:04:38,979 [grunting] 117 00:04:40,348 --> 00:04:41,349 [groans] 118 00:04:41,382 --> 00:04:43,250 [buzzer] 119 00:04:43,351 --> 00:04:44,084 Ow! 120 00:04:44,151 --> 00:04:48,221 [whimsical music] 121 00:04:48,356 --> 00:04:49,957 [weakly] Who's next? 122 00:04:50,023 --> 00:04:54,061 - Well, I've got the perfect way to stick it to Squidina... 123 00:04:54,127 --> 00:04:56,930 a bad review of the show 124 00:04:56,997 --> 00:05:01,134 that will devastate her emotionally. 125 00:05:01,201 --> 00:05:04,071 "The Patrick Star Show is an assault 126 00:05:04,137 --> 00:05:06,206 "on every viewer's taste. 127 00:05:06,273 --> 00:05:09,643 "Shoddy production value, awful comedy, 128 00:05:09,710 --> 00:05:11,545 "inane and pandering, 129 00:05:11,612 --> 00:05:15,015 "it's an insult to the medium of television. 130 00:05:15,082 --> 00:05:16,216 "Worst show. 131 00:05:16,283 --> 00:05:18,386 "0 out of 10 stars. 132 00:05:18,419 --> 00:05:21,689 Whoever runs this show should be ashamed." 133 00:05:21,755 --> 00:05:25,626 [panting] 134 00:05:25,693 --> 00:05:28,729 [grunts] 135 00:05:28,796 --> 00:05:30,831 - Huh? What's this? 136 00:05:30,898 --> 00:05:35,403 Aw, some kid scribbled a widdle fan letter. 137 00:05:35,436 --> 00:05:36,804 So cute. 138 00:05:36,870 --> 00:05:38,439 We'll put it on 139 00:05:38,506 --> 00:05:41,174 "The Patrick Show" Wall of Fans. 140 00:05:41,241 --> 00:05:43,411 [window squeaks] 141 00:05:43,444 --> 00:05:45,078 [thumps] 142 00:05:45,145 --> 00:05:47,180 - Uppies. 143 00:05:47,247 --> 00:05:50,217 - Gladys, what's your revenge plan? 144 00:05:50,283 --> 00:05:53,587 - So, um, you guys are going to laugh about this, 145 00:05:53,654 --> 00:05:56,524 but I thought this was a book club 146 00:05:56,590 --> 00:05:59,326 about the new Easter Bunny exposé. 147 00:05:59,427 --> 00:06:02,896 Like I said, I just hate that bunny. 148 00:06:02,963 --> 00:06:05,265 I wanted to tell you sooner, but I was enjoying 149 00:06:05,332 --> 00:06:07,635 all your fun activities. [chuckles] 150 00:06:07,701 --> 00:06:11,639 I'll just, uh, show myself out and, uh, 151 00:06:11,705 --> 00:06:14,141 never tell anyone about this. 152 00:06:14,207 --> 00:06:17,645 - [buzzing] 153 00:06:17,711 --> 00:06:19,547 - Ew, a sea fly. 154 00:06:19,613 --> 00:06:22,550 - [buzzing] 155 00:06:22,616 --> 00:06:25,953 - Was that a villain origin story I hear? 156 00:06:26,019 --> 00:06:28,956 - [buzzing] 157 00:06:29,022 --> 00:06:31,559 [dramatic music] 158 00:06:31,625 --> 00:06:34,461 - So you want to get revenge on Bunny because 159 00:06:34,462 --> 00:06:36,229 she's always swatting flies. 160 00:06:36,296 --> 00:06:38,065 - [buzzing] 161 00:06:38,131 --> 00:06:39,600 - What's your plan? 162 00:06:39,667 --> 00:06:41,802 - [buzzing] 163 00:06:41,869 --> 00:06:43,236 - Dastardly. 164 00:06:43,303 --> 00:06:45,038 - [buzzing] 165 00:06:45,105 --> 00:06:47,074 - Sweet Neptune! 166 00:06:47,140 --> 00:06:48,709 - [buzzing] 167 00:06:48,776 --> 00:06:50,143 - Gruesome. 168 00:06:50,210 --> 00:06:54,281 - [buzzing] 169 00:06:54,347 --> 00:06:56,283 - Lot of hate for a little guy. 170 00:06:56,349 --> 00:06:57,651 - [buzzing] 171 00:06:57,718 --> 00:07:00,788 [thudding] 172 00:07:00,854 --> 00:07:05,258 - Oh, such a shame that all this raw meat went bad. 173 00:07:05,325 --> 00:07:08,061 Maybe I shouldn't keep it in the closet. 174 00:07:08,128 --> 00:07:11,231 Oh, well, at least it'll make good garden compost. 175 00:07:11,298 --> 00:07:12,800 [meat squelches] 176 00:07:12,866 --> 00:07:15,268 - [buzzing] 177 00:07:15,335 --> 00:07:17,004 [rumbling] 178 00:07:17,070 --> 00:07:18,806 Hmm? 179 00:07:18,872 --> 00:07:20,173 [sniffs] 180 00:07:20,240 --> 00:07:21,240 Mm! 181 00:07:21,274 --> 00:07:23,243 [romantic music] 182 00:07:23,310 --> 00:07:25,813 [dinging] 183 00:07:25,879 --> 00:07:28,849 [buzzing] 184 00:07:28,916 --> 00:07:35,388 ♪ ♪ 185 00:07:36,690 --> 00:07:38,258 Ah... 186 00:07:38,325 --> 00:07:40,728 [music stops] 187 00:07:40,794 --> 00:07:42,229 - Foinsap! 188 00:07:42,295 --> 00:07:43,797 [giggles] 189 00:07:43,864 --> 00:07:44,932 - Ha! 190 00:07:44,998 --> 00:07:46,366 Amateur hour. 191 00:07:46,433 --> 00:07:50,070 The time to reap my revenge is at hand. 192 00:07:50,137 --> 00:07:51,371 Behold! 193 00:07:51,438 --> 00:07:53,707 [snaps, whooshes] 194 00:07:53,774 --> 00:07:56,209 - [snoring] 195 00:07:56,276 --> 00:07:58,311 - [crackle, whooshes] 196 00:07:58,378 --> 00:08:03,050 GrandPat Star, you are mine! 197 00:08:03,116 --> 00:08:04,551 [evil laughter] 198 00:08:04,552 --> 00:08:06,920 - [snores, groans] 199 00:08:06,987 --> 00:08:09,122 [dramatic music] 200 00:08:13,126 --> 00:08:17,430 [sputtering] 201 00:08:17,565 --> 00:08:19,232 - [laughs] 202 00:08:19,299 --> 00:08:21,802 In your face, GrandPat! 203 00:08:21,869 --> 00:08:23,036 Literally! 204 00:08:23,103 --> 00:08:24,738 - Why, you little! 205 00:08:24,805 --> 00:08:27,340 - I got my revenge... ah! 206 00:08:27,407 --> 00:08:28,475 [bones clatter] 207 00:08:28,576 --> 00:08:31,679 [laughter] 208 00:08:31,745 --> 00:08:33,747 Yeah, yeah. Go ahead. 209 00:08:33,814 --> 00:08:35,883 Laugh in the face of death. 210 00:08:35,949 --> 00:08:37,951 [laughter] 211 00:08:38,018 --> 00:08:39,152 - [groans] 212 00:08:39,219 --> 00:08:42,355 How are you all this bad at revenge? 213 00:08:42,422 --> 00:08:43,691 - Hey! 214 00:08:43,757 --> 00:08:46,727 - I'd like to remind you that my revenge was good. 215 00:08:46,794 --> 00:08:50,063 - My revenge will be served cold. 216 00:08:50,130 --> 00:08:51,264 Ice cold. 217 00:08:51,331 --> 00:08:53,300 [evil laughter] 218 00:08:53,366 --> 00:08:54,702 - [laughing] 219 00:08:54,768 --> 00:08:57,437 [ice cream truck music playing] Ice cream? 220 00:08:57,504 --> 00:08:59,306 Ice cream! Ice cream! Ice cream! 221 00:08:59,372 --> 00:09:01,742 [engine rumbling] Ice cream? 222 00:09:01,809 --> 00:09:03,877 [tense music] 223 00:09:03,944 --> 00:09:06,614 - Oh, you'll scream, all right. 224 00:09:06,680 --> 00:09:07,748 [tires screeching] 225 00:09:07,815 --> 00:09:09,516 - Ah! Ice cream! 226 00:09:09,617 --> 00:09:10,684 Ice cream! 227 00:09:10,751 --> 00:09:12,252 - What's wrong, Patrick? 228 00:09:12,319 --> 00:09:14,387 I thought you wanted ice cream. 229 00:09:14,454 --> 00:09:15,723 [chuckles] - [crying] 230 00:09:15,789 --> 00:09:19,159 I do, but not like this! 231 00:09:19,226 --> 00:09:22,796 [panting, grunting] 232 00:09:22,863 --> 00:09:24,832 [groaning, panting] 233 00:09:24,898 --> 00:09:27,668 Are you running from the ice cream man too? 234 00:09:27,735 --> 00:09:29,436 Don't worry. 235 00:09:29,502 --> 00:09:31,238 I'll save you. 236 00:09:31,304 --> 00:09:33,340 [tires screeching] 237 00:09:33,406 --> 00:09:35,342 - [evil laughter] 238 00:09:35,408 --> 00:09:37,377 - [whimpering] 239 00:09:37,444 --> 00:09:40,180 - Whoa! [all grunting] 240 00:09:40,247 --> 00:09:43,516 - [evil laughter] 241 00:09:43,651 --> 00:09:46,153 [tires screeching] 242 00:09:46,219 --> 00:09:47,354 [banging] 243 00:09:47,420 --> 00:09:48,655 - Ah! 244 00:09:48,656 --> 00:09:52,359 [grunting, yelling] Oof! 245 00:09:52,425 --> 00:09:54,194 [flames whooshing] 246 00:09:54,261 --> 00:09:55,528 [all groaning] 247 00:09:55,663 --> 00:09:57,464 - [evil laughter] 248 00:09:57,530 --> 00:10:00,233 I've got you now, Patrick Star. 249 00:10:00,300 --> 00:10:01,300 Out of the way. 250 00:10:01,334 --> 00:10:03,671 This ends now! 251 00:10:05,673 --> 00:10:07,540 - Huh? - Hmm? 252 00:10:07,607 --> 00:10:09,042 - Where is he? 253 00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:10,143 - Up here. 254 00:10:10,210 --> 00:10:12,445 And I'm hungry. 255 00:10:12,512 --> 00:10:14,247 [laughs] 256 00:10:14,314 --> 00:10:16,349 - [screams] 257 00:10:16,416 --> 00:10:18,451 - [grunting] 258 00:10:18,518 --> 00:10:19,820 - Come back! 259 00:10:19,887 --> 00:10:23,123 [all yelling and grunting] 260 00:10:23,190 --> 00:10:24,591 - Huh? 261 00:10:24,658 --> 00:10:26,493 They don't have a drive-on pass. 262 00:10:26,559 --> 00:10:27,728 Security! 263 00:10:27,795 --> 00:10:29,229 - [grunts] 264 00:10:29,296 --> 00:10:30,430 [tires screeching] 265 00:10:30,497 --> 00:10:31,999 Come on, come on. 266 00:10:32,065 --> 00:10:33,934 Something's holding us back. 267 00:10:34,001 --> 00:10:36,236 - Huh? 268 00:10:36,303 --> 00:10:39,272 [all yelling] 269 00:10:39,339 --> 00:10:40,573 [glass shatters] 270 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:43,543 - Come back, Mr. Ice Cream Man! 271 00:10:43,610 --> 00:10:46,680 - Ha ha, see you later! 272 00:10:49,817 --> 00:10:54,321 Well, I guess my plan fell flat. 273 00:10:54,387 --> 00:10:58,058 [all grunting] 274 00:10:58,125 --> 00:11:00,360 - So tragic. 275 00:11:00,427 --> 00:11:03,764 I never got my ice cream. 276 00:11:03,831 --> 00:11:06,199 Oh, new flavor! 277 00:11:06,266 --> 00:11:07,200 Ooh. 278 00:11:07,267 --> 00:11:10,403 [chomps] 279 00:11:10,470 --> 00:11:13,340 - Maybe next time, we should get revenge on them 280 00:11:13,406 --> 00:11:16,977 as a group instead of one by one. 281 00:11:17,044 --> 00:11:21,181 - Maybe next time you should buy some chum! 282 00:11:22,750 --> 00:11:25,752 [upbeat rock music] 283 00:11:25,753 --> 00:11:28,321 - Cowabunga! Whoo! 284 00:11:28,388 --> 00:11:29,890 Ah! Oh! 285 00:11:31,759 --> 00:11:32,993 - [growling] 286 00:11:33,060 --> 00:11:35,028 - Shoo, you lousy loo! 287 00:11:35,095 --> 00:11:36,429 [screams] 288 00:11:36,496 --> 00:11:37,865 - [laughing] 289 00:11:37,931 --> 00:11:39,867 Hey, Squidina! 290 00:11:39,933 --> 00:11:41,534 Oh, sorry, sir. 291 00:11:41,601 --> 00:11:43,636 Have you seen my sister? 292 00:11:43,771 --> 00:11:45,372 [electronic feedback, beeping] 293 00:11:45,438 --> 00:11:47,574 - Ooh, found something. 294 00:11:47,640 --> 00:11:49,442 [grunts] 295 00:11:49,509 --> 00:11:50,878 Uh-oh. 296 00:11:50,944 --> 00:11:51,944 [bell dongs] 297 00:11:51,979 --> 00:11:54,782 - Having fun, dear? 298 00:11:54,815 --> 00:11:56,249 - Yes, honey. 299 00:11:56,316 --> 00:11:57,484 - Good. 300 00:11:57,550 --> 00:11:59,486 [sighs] 301 00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:01,554 [grunting] 302 00:12:01,621 --> 00:12:02,789 - Hmm. 303 00:12:02,790 --> 00:12:04,457 Go fish. 304 00:12:04,524 --> 00:12:05,793 - Oh, Leilani! 305 00:12:05,859 --> 00:12:09,129 My love for you burns like 1,000 suns. 306 00:12:09,196 --> 00:12:12,132 - Actually, that might just be the sun. 307 00:12:12,199 --> 00:12:14,434 - Yep, it's a scorcher. 308 00:12:14,501 --> 00:12:15,568 - Cold drinks. 309 00:12:15,635 --> 00:12:17,004 - Ooh. 310 00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:21,608 - Get your hot dogs, cold drinks, fresh tattoos. 311 00:12:21,674 --> 00:12:23,376 - Oh. Yoo-hoo! 312 00:12:23,443 --> 00:12:25,478 I'll take one of each. 313 00:12:25,545 --> 00:12:27,080 Both: [panting] 314 00:12:27,147 --> 00:12:27,848 Huh? 315 00:12:27,915 --> 00:12:29,316 [buzzing] 316 00:12:29,382 --> 00:12:30,683 Oh! 317 00:12:30,818 --> 00:12:32,652 Ah. 318 00:12:32,719 --> 00:12:34,988 [smoooching] 319 00:12:35,055 --> 00:12:37,257 [gentle music] 320 00:12:37,324 --> 00:12:40,027 - [snoring] 321 00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:43,563 [tires screeching] 322 00:12:43,630 --> 00:12:47,167 [snoring] 323 00:12:47,234 --> 00:12:48,468 - Ooh. 324 00:12:48,535 --> 00:12:50,237 Crowded bus today, eh? 325 00:12:50,303 --> 00:12:52,605 [yawns] 326 00:12:52,672 --> 00:12:53,573 - Um. 327 00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:55,675 - [snoring] 328 00:12:55,742 --> 00:12:58,511 [all snoring] 329 00:12:58,578 --> 00:13:00,380 - Today was really nice. 330 00:13:00,447 --> 00:13:01,915 - Yeah. 331 00:13:01,982 --> 00:13:04,284 I wish I could give you something to remember it by. 332 00:13:04,351 --> 00:13:05,052 [gasps] 333 00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:07,855 - [snoring] 334 00:13:07,888 --> 00:13:08,856 - Wait here. 335 00:13:08,889 --> 00:13:10,323 I'll be back in a jiffy. 336 00:13:10,390 --> 00:13:11,658 [panting] 337 00:13:11,724 --> 00:13:13,726 [grunting] 338 00:13:13,861 --> 00:13:15,562 - Ah! Here's our stop! 339 00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:16,628 [bell dings] 340 00:13:16,663 --> 00:13:17,764 [tires screech] 341 00:13:17,865 --> 00:13:19,867 - [grunts, groans] 342 00:13:19,933 --> 00:13:24,071 [chatter, laughter] 343 00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:26,373 - [panting] 344 00:13:26,439 --> 00:13:27,439 Wait for me! 345 00:13:27,474 --> 00:13:29,576 [grunts] 346 00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:30,642 Whoa! 347 00:13:30,677 --> 00:13:31,979 [tires screech] 348 00:13:32,045 --> 00:13:33,546 Leilani! 349 00:13:33,613 --> 00:13:38,318 No! 350 00:13:38,385 --> 00:13:43,623 - Oh, it is good to be home. 351 00:13:43,690 --> 00:13:47,060 - Just in time for our favorite dating show. 352 00:13:47,127 --> 00:13:48,896 - "Misery Date." - Meep. 353 00:13:48,929 --> 00:13:49,997 - Hmm. 354 00:13:50,063 --> 00:13:50,964 Wah! 355 00:13:51,031 --> 00:13:52,399 Hmm. 356 00:13:52,465 --> 00:13:54,902 - Oh, young love. 357 00:13:54,968 --> 00:13:56,803 - [sobbing] 358 00:13:56,904 --> 00:13:58,771 - Oh, don't cry, dear. 359 00:13:58,906 --> 00:14:01,074 Old love is good, too. 360 00:14:01,141 --> 00:14:02,375 - Wasn't me. 361 00:14:02,442 --> 00:14:04,044 - Who inked the couch? 362 00:14:04,111 --> 00:14:06,046 Squidina. 363 00:14:06,113 --> 00:14:07,580 - Mom! 364 00:14:07,647 --> 00:14:08,748 Come on. 365 00:14:08,815 --> 00:14:10,951 That hasn't happened in years. 366 00:14:11,018 --> 00:14:11,952 Ugh! 367 00:14:12,019 --> 00:14:13,786 - [gasps] Honey, look! 368 00:14:13,921 --> 00:14:17,925 - [sobbing] Oh, no! 369 00:14:17,958 --> 00:14:19,259 - Oh, dear. 370 00:14:19,326 --> 00:14:20,928 What's wrong, Leilani? 371 00:14:20,961 --> 00:14:24,631 - [sobs] It's Skip, my sailor. 372 00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:27,300 I can't find him anywhere, and I've checked 373 00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:29,569 all your nooks and crannies. 374 00:14:29,636 --> 00:14:31,738 - Oh. 375 00:14:31,804 --> 00:14:33,840 Um, all of them? 376 00:14:33,941 --> 00:14:37,144 - Every last one. 377 00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:39,012 - [gasps] 378 00:14:39,079 --> 00:14:41,714 - [sobbing] He's gone! 379 00:14:41,781 --> 00:14:44,417 [weeping] 380 00:14:44,484 --> 00:14:45,585 - No! 381 00:14:45,652 --> 00:14:47,487 [sobbing] 382 00:14:47,554 --> 00:14:49,589 [yelling, glass shattering] 383 00:14:49,656 --> 00:14:51,024 - [whimpering] 384 00:14:51,091 --> 00:14:52,092 Where am I? 385 00:14:52,159 --> 00:14:53,493 [grunts] 386 00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:54,294 [gasps] 387 00:14:54,361 --> 00:14:56,263 That's perfect! 388 00:14:56,329 --> 00:15:00,033 I can write Leilani a message so she knows I'm OK. 389 00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:03,703 I just need something to write with. 390 00:15:03,770 --> 00:15:05,505 Oh, that'll do. 391 00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:07,040 [grunts] 392 00:15:07,107 --> 00:15:08,976 - Ow! 393 00:15:09,009 --> 00:15:12,145 Hey, what's the big idea? 394 00:15:12,212 --> 00:15:14,414 - Why don't you tell me? 395 00:15:14,481 --> 00:15:16,416 - "Please send help. 396 00:15:16,483 --> 00:15:19,586 Love, your sailor, Skip." 397 00:15:19,652 --> 00:15:22,822 There. But how can I send it? 398 00:15:22,889 --> 00:15:25,125 - [grunts] - Message in a bottle. 399 00:15:25,192 --> 00:15:26,726 Perfect! 400 00:15:26,793 --> 00:15:28,561 - [growls, grunts] 401 00:15:28,628 --> 00:15:32,632 [thumping, glass shattering] 402 00:15:32,699 --> 00:15:34,534 - [sputters] 403 00:15:34,601 --> 00:15:35,768 [grunts] 404 00:15:35,835 --> 00:15:37,004 - [groans] 405 00:15:37,037 --> 00:15:39,006 Huh? [grunts] 406 00:15:39,039 --> 00:15:40,240 - [grumbles] 407 00:15:40,307 --> 00:15:42,209 - [growls] 408 00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:46,413 - Roadhouse rumble! [grunts] 409 00:15:46,479 --> 00:15:48,015 [thumping, yelling] 410 00:15:48,081 --> 00:15:49,449 - Rumble! Rumble! 411 00:15:49,516 --> 00:15:51,351 - After you, old chum. 412 00:15:51,418 --> 00:15:53,286 - Please, after you, old buddy. 413 00:15:53,353 --> 00:15:55,022 - [grunts] 414 00:15:55,088 --> 00:15:56,389 - Do you mind? 415 00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:59,026 - Why, not at all. Be my guest. 416 00:15:59,092 --> 00:16:00,293 [both laughing] 417 00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:01,694 [thumping] 418 00:16:01,761 --> 00:16:04,597 - Oh, it's getting dicey in here. 419 00:16:04,664 --> 00:16:06,199 I've got to get this message out quick. 420 00:16:06,266 --> 00:16:08,335 [grunts] 421 00:16:08,401 --> 00:16:12,038 - [groaning] 422 00:16:12,039 --> 00:16:13,906 - [chuckles] 423 00:16:14,041 --> 00:16:14,907 [loud thud] 424 00:16:15,042 --> 00:16:16,943 [groaning] 425 00:16:17,044 --> 00:16:19,779 - [grunts] 426 00:16:19,846 --> 00:16:20,713 Oh! 427 00:16:20,780 --> 00:16:22,749 Hey, uh, sorry. Uh... 428 00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:26,086 - You will be! 429 00:16:26,153 --> 00:16:27,854 - [grunts] 430 00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:29,056 Are you OK? 431 00:16:29,089 --> 00:16:31,391 - [groaning] 432 00:16:31,458 --> 00:16:34,227 Listen, do not go in there. 433 00:16:34,294 --> 00:16:36,062 They play too rough. 434 00:16:36,063 --> 00:16:37,130 Ah! 435 00:16:37,197 --> 00:16:39,199 - Eh. 436 00:16:39,266 --> 00:16:40,633 How rough can it be? 437 00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:44,837 - Hey, how many times I gotta tell ya, no bills! 438 00:16:44,904 --> 00:16:46,573 - [yells] 439 00:16:49,076 --> 00:16:50,510 - Whew! 440 00:16:50,577 --> 00:16:53,146 The message is on its way, and I'll be saved in no time. 441 00:16:53,213 --> 00:16:54,281 - [evil laughter] 442 00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:56,849 I wouldn't count on it. 443 00:16:56,916 --> 00:16:57,950 Get him, boys! 444 00:16:58,085 --> 00:17:01,354 - [screams] 445 00:17:01,421 --> 00:17:05,225 [soothing music] 446 00:17:05,292 --> 00:17:06,393 - Hey, Jim. 447 00:17:06,459 --> 00:17:08,628 I'm having a rough day today. 448 00:17:08,695 --> 00:17:10,497 Anything good in the mail? 449 00:17:10,563 --> 00:17:11,563 - You're in luck! 450 00:17:11,598 --> 00:17:13,766 Nothing but bills. 451 00:17:13,833 --> 00:17:14,601 - [gasps] 452 00:17:14,667 --> 00:17:16,503 Is that a new tattoo? 453 00:17:16,569 --> 00:17:18,771 - Huh? That's weird. 454 00:17:18,838 --> 00:17:20,440 Where'd this come from? 455 00:17:20,507 --> 00:17:22,742 - Hmm. [gasps] 456 00:17:22,809 --> 00:17:25,212 There's a message in that bottle, 457 00:17:25,278 --> 00:17:28,248 and it's addressed to Leilani. 458 00:17:28,315 --> 00:17:30,116 - Huh? 459 00:17:30,117 --> 00:17:31,118 Ah! 460 00:17:31,184 --> 00:17:33,720 They play too rough! 461 00:17:33,786 --> 00:17:36,423 - I always wanted a face tattoo. 462 00:17:36,489 --> 00:17:38,625 - [grunting] 463 00:17:38,691 --> 00:17:41,127 "To my beloved Leilani... 464 00:17:41,128 --> 00:17:42,595 help! 465 00:17:42,662 --> 00:17:45,732 I'm trapped on a biker at the Salty Spitoon." 466 00:17:45,798 --> 00:17:48,168 [gasps] He's alive! 467 00:17:48,235 --> 00:17:50,403 - It's time to SOS... 468 00:17:50,470 --> 00:17:52,505 save our sailor! 469 00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:56,676 - [snarling, panting] 470 00:18:00,147 --> 00:18:02,915 [frantic music] 471 00:18:02,982 --> 00:18:05,352 - [yelps] 472 00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:07,354 [laughs] 473 00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:08,888 [yells] 474 00:18:08,955 --> 00:18:10,490 Whoa! 475 00:18:10,557 --> 00:18:11,658 [grunts] 476 00:18:11,724 --> 00:18:13,560 - [snarling] 477 00:18:13,626 --> 00:18:15,295 - Uh-oh. 478 00:18:15,362 --> 00:18:17,230 Here, boy. [whistles] 479 00:18:17,297 --> 00:18:20,300 [grunting] 480 00:18:20,367 --> 00:18:22,335 Yah! Whoa! 481 00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:27,039 [yelling, thumping] 482 00:18:27,174 --> 00:18:28,708 - Hey! 483 00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:31,578 If youse want to keep fighting, you're going to have to get rid 484 00:18:31,644 --> 00:18:34,180 of that sailor tattoo. 485 00:18:34,181 --> 00:18:35,182 - All right. 486 00:18:35,248 --> 00:18:37,250 I'll get him removed. 487 00:18:37,317 --> 00:18:39,219 - Sorry about that, guys. 488 00:18:39,286 --> 00:18:41,188 Resume the ruckus! 489 00:18:41,254 --> 00:18:45,325 [yelling, thumping] 490 00:18:45,392 --> 00:18:48,194 - [crying] 491 00:18:48,195 --> 00:18:50,197 - [panting] 492 00:18:50,263 --> 00:18:51,364 - [yells] 493 00:18:51,431 --> 00:18:52,365 - Oh! 494 00:18:52,432 --> 00:18:53,966 Oh, look, Cecil. 495 00:18:54,033 --> 00:18:58,738 It's a real roadhouse rumble, just like our honeymoon. 496 00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:01,808 I haven't been to one of these in years. 497 00:19:01,874 --> 00:19:04,744 - [grunting] 498 00:19:04,811 --> 00:19:06,213 - [screams] 499 00:19:06,279 --> 00:19:09,316 - Excuse me, do you have a sailor tattoo? 500 00:19:09,382 --> 00:19:10,550 - No. 501 00:19:10,617 --> 00:19:11,784 [groans] 502 00:19:11,851 --> 00:19:14,287 - Any of you have a sailor tattoo? 503 00:19:14,354 --> 00:19:15,354 - No. 504 00:19:15,388 --> 00:19:16,823 [thuds] 505 00:19:16,889 --> 00:19:18,658 [grunting, thumping] 506 00:19:18,725 --> 00:19:22,228 - Does anyone have a sailor tattoo? 507 00:19:22,229 --> 00:19:25,798 - Oh, you're talking about Tattoo Terry. 508 00:19:25,865 --> 00:19:27,367 Yeah, he just left. 509 00:19:27,434 --> 00:19:29,236 Getting his tattoos removed. 510 00:19:29,269 --> 00:19:32,539 I guess now he'll just be Terry. 511 00:19:32,605 --> 00:19:34,106 - [gasps] Oh, no! 512 00:19:34,241 --> 00:19:36,476 - We gotta get over there before your sailor 513 00:19:36,543 --> 00:19:38,278 is gone for good. 514 00:19:38,345 --> 00:19:40,647 - You two ain't going anywhere till you 515 00:19:40,713 --> 00:19:43,082 help me clean up this mess. 516 00:19:43,149 --> 00:19:44,784 - [grunts] 517 00:19:44,851 --> 00:19:46,319 Well, I helped. 518 00:19:46,386 --> 00:19:48,388 [thumping, grunting] 519 00:19:48,455 --> 00:19:49,856 [sign buzzing] 520 00:19:49,922 --> 00:19:52,258 [rowdy laughter] 521 00:19:52,259 --> 00:19:55,262 - Yup, those are some pretty gnarly tats, 522 00:19:55,328 --> 00:19:56,663 but I can zap them. 523 00:19:56,729 --> 00:19:58,265 - Maybe start with the sailor. 524 00:19:58,298 --> 00:20:00,767 Things were fine until he showed up. 525 00:20:00,833 --> 00:20:02,168 - Just sit still. 526 00:20:02,235 --> 00:20:03,770 The machine will take care of the rest. 527 00:20:03,836 --> 00:20:05,405 - [whimpers] 528 00:20:05,472 --> 00:20:06,573 - [laughs] 529 00:20:06,639 --> 00:20:07,640 - [whimpering] 530 00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:09,309 Hey! 531 00:20:09,376 --> 00:20:10,677 [laser zaps] 532 00:20:10,743 --> 00:20:13,079 [grunts] 533 00:20:13,145 --> 00:20:15,348 Over here! Zap me! 534 00:20:15,415 --> 00:20:17,016 [whistles] [zaps] 535 00:20:17,083 --> 00:20:20,953 [energetic music] 536 00:20:21,020 --> 00:20:23,690 [yelling, grunting] 537 00:20:23,756 --> 00:20:25,492 [zaps] 538 00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:28,495 [screaming] 539 00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:30,363 [zaps] 540 00:20:30,430 --> 00:20:31,731 - [mumbling] 541 00:20:31,798 --> 00:20:33,165 - Here, laser, laser! 542 00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:34,434 [zaps] 543 00:20:34,501 --> 00:20:36,569 [grunts] 544 00:20:36,636 --> 00:20:40,707 [bass-heavy dance music] 545 00:20:40,773 --> 00:20:41,808 Ah, yeah. [zaps] 546 00:20:41,874 --> 00:20:43,310 Whoo-hoo! [zaps] 547 00:20:43,376 --> 00:20:44,311 Yeah! 548 00:20:44,377 --> 00:20:45,312 - Oh! 549 00:20:45,378 --> 00:20:47,113 [zapping] 550 00:20:47,179 --> 00:20:47,947 [zaps] 551 00:20:48,014 --> 00:20:49,849 - Whoa! [groans] 552 00:20:49,916 --> 00:20:53,320 [gasping] 553 00:20:53,386 --> 00:20:56,188 [laser whirs] [whimpering] 554 00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:57,624 - Skip! 555 00:20:57,690 --> 00:20:59,559 - Honey, I got this. 556 00:20:59,626 --> 00:21:04,797 It's time to SOS! 557 00:21:04,864 --> 00:21:06,966 [zaps] - [screams] 558 00:21:07,033 --> 00:21:10,336 - [screaming] 559 00:21:10,337 --> 00:21:11,571 - Ooh. 560 00:21:11,638 --> 00:21:13,406 I've been meaning to get that mole removed. 561 00:21:13,473 --> 00:21:14,941 [squelching] 562 00:21:15,007 --> 00:21:18,545 - Huh! I've been meaning to have you removed for years. 563 00:21:18,611 --> 00:21:20,179 - Hey, what are you all... 564 00:21:20,246 --> 00:21:23,883 - Shh! We are having a reunion. 565 00:21:23,950 --> 00:21:27,053 Go to him. 566 00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:28,521 - Speak to me! 567 00:21:28,588 --> 00:21:31,257 Oh, Skip, why would you leave me like that? 568 00:21:31,358 --> 00:21:35,962 - Well, I wanted to get you these! 569 00:21:36,028 --> 00:21:38,431 - Oh, they're lovely. 570 00:21:38,498 --> 00:21:39,932 It's beautiful. 571 00:21:39,999 --> 00:21:42,201 - I hope you can still love me, 572 00:21:42,268 --> 00:21:44,371 even though I'm only half the man I used to be. 573 00:21:44,437 --> 00:21:47,373 - [giggles] I think we can remedy that. 574 00:21:47,374 --> 00:21:50,377 - Hot dogs, snacks, tattoos. 575 00:21:50,410 --> 00:21:54,380 - Well, I think that worked out, wouldn't you say? 576 00:21:54,381 --> 00:21:55,982 - And how. 577 00:21:56,048 --> 00:21:58,150 [giggles] 578 00:21:58,217 --> 00:22:02,021 - From now on, just call me Skip the Scooter. 579 00:22:02,088 --> 00:22:03,856 [engine rumbling] 580 00:22:03,923 --> 00:22:05,392 [laughs] 581 00:22:05,442 --> 00:22:09,992 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 34163

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