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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,108 --> 00:00:08,642 - Hi! I'm Patrick Star! 2 00:00:08,709 --> 00:00:11,745 And I live with my parents! 3 00:00:11,812 --> 00:00:12,613 Ow! 4 00:00:12,680 --> 00:00:14,315 This is my dad. 5 00:00:14,382 --> 00:00:16,584 [zany music] 6 00:00:16,650 --> 00:00:19,320 This is my mom. [laughs] 7 00:00:19,387 --> 00:00:22,423 This is my sister. She's shy. 8 00:00:22,490 --> 00:00:24,792 This is my grandpa. 9 00:00:24,858 --> 00:00:27,561 This is my room! 10 00:00:27,628 --> 00:00:28,562 And this... 11 00:00:28,629 --> 00:00:30,531 ♪ ♪ 12 00:00:30,598 --> 00:00:33,934 This is my show! 13 00:00:34,001 --> 00:00:35,869 ♪ ♪ 14 00:00:37,305 --> 00:00:40,141 [quirky music] 15 00:00:40,208 --> 00:00:42,410 - ♪ You wake up one day and say ♪ 16 00:00:42,476 --> 00:00:44,378 ♪ Hey world, you know me ♪ 17 00:00:44,445 --> 00:00:45,613 ♪ What can you show me? ♪ 18 00:00:45,679 --> 00:00:47,115 ♪ And suddenly you're smack ♪ 19 00:00:47,181 --> 00:00:50,151 ♪ In the face of a best friend forever ♪ 20 00:00:50,218 --> 00:00:51,528 ♪ Together through a never ending ♪ 21 00:00:51,552 --> 00:00:53,154 ♪ Best moment ever ♪ 22 00:00:53,221 --> 00:00:56,290 ♪ Now not another second will be boring or cruddy ♪ 23 00:00:56,357 --> 00:00:57,991 ♪ It's a lifetime of lifetimes ♪ 24 00:00:58,058 --> 00:00:59,593 ♪ when you and your buddy ♪ 25 00:00:59,660 --> 00:01:01,495 ♪ Can be smacked in the face ♪ 26 00:01:01,562 --> 00:01:07,401 ♪ with the wonderful world of friends... ship ♪ 27 00:01:07,468 --> 00:01:12,373 [explosion] 28 00:01:12,440 --> 00:01:15,008 - Patrick, the whole day is our oyster. 29 00:01:15,075 --> 00:01:16,844 We could go to the comic book store, 30 00:01:16,910 --> 00:01:19,647 the arcade, or... [gasps] 31 00:01:19,713 --> 00:01:22,450 Or volunteer to brighten a senior's day. 32 00:01:22,516 --> 00:01:25,986 - Oh, a visitor? 33 00:01:26,053 --> 00:01:28,122 After all this time. 34 00:01:28,189 --> 00:01:30,691 - No, SpongeBob, there's no time for that. 35 00:01:30,758 --> 00:01:33,927 [grunts] - Oh. 36 00:01:33,994 --> 00:01:37,998 - I can't brighten anything on an empty stomach. 37 00:01:38,065 --> 00:01:41,769 - Buh-bye. Thanks for the visit. 38 00:01:41,835 --> 00:01:44,505 - Let's scope out some food. - [grunts] 39 00:01:44,572 --> 00:01:46,374 - Hmm. 40 00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:47,760 - The Krusty Krab is right over... 41 00:01:47,808 --> 00:01:50,744 - I don't see it. Hm. Must have closed. 42 00:01:50,811 --> 00:01:53,347 Oh, we can go to the Chum Bucket. 43 00:01:53,414 --> 00:01:55,249 - [snoring] 44 00:01:55,316 --> 00:01:57,785 Huh, way? 45 00:01:57,851 --> 00:02:00,588 What are you? Tax collectors? 46 00:02:00,654 --> 00:02:03,391 I got your payment right here. 47 00:02:03,457 --> 00:02:05,493 - Oh, we're customers. - Huh? 48 00:02:05,559 --> 00:02:10,931 - Hmm. I think I'll have 49 00:02:10,998 --> 00:02:16,036 [inaudibly speaking ridiculously fast] 50 00:02:16,103 --> 00:02:17,505 - Uh, OK. 51 00:02:17,571 --> 00:02:21,008 Karen, get the chum. It's happening. 52 00:02:21,074 --> 00:02:22,843 - Are you sure you want to do that? 53 00:02:22,910 --> 00:02:25,879 - Order up. No refunds. 54 00:02:25,946 --> 00:02:27,515 - Ah. 55 00:02:27,581 --> 00:02:31,452 [grunting] 56 00:02:31,519 --> 00:02:35,389 Huh? Aha! 57 00:02:35,456 --> 00:02:36,924 Ooh. 58 00:02:36,990 --> 00:02:38,326 [straining] 59 00:02:38,392 --> 00:02:39,860 [vacuum whirring] 60 00:02:39,927 --> 00:02:40,661 [gulps] 61 00:02:40,728 --> 00:02:43,797 [grunting] 62 00:02:43,864 --> 00:02:45,233 [gulps] Huh? 63 00:02:45,299 --> 00:02:46,934 Wait a second. 64 00:02:49,937 --> 00:02:54,408 They forgot my second order of chum fries. 65 00:02:54,475 --> 00:02:57,678 Where are my fries? 66 00:02:57,745 --> 00:03:00,314 - Patrick? - My fries! 67 00:03:00,381 --> 00:03:03,317 [screaming] - Patrick. 68 00:03:03,384 --> 00:03:05,286 - [grunting] 69 00:03:05,353 --> 00:03:08,155 - Patrick? Patrick! 70 00:03:08,222 --> 00:03:10,624 Hey! 71 00:03:10,691 --> 00:03:13,093 They probably just forgot. It happens. 72 00:03:13,160 --> 00:03:16,564 - Yeah. I... I was thinking that, too. 73 00:03:16,630 --> 00:03:18,599 - Let's go check the kitchen, hm? 74 00:03:18,666 --> 00:03:21,569 Um, excuse me. 75 00:03:21,635 --> 00:03:24,772 - [laughs maniacally] 76 00:03:27,641 --> 00:03:30,944 - Plankton's poisoning the chum. 77 00:03:31,011 --> 00:03:33,714 - SpongeBob, look. Dead fishpeople. 78 00:03:33,781 --> 00:03:35,148 - [shrieks] 79 00:03:35,215 --> 00:03:37,451 [ominous music] 80 00:03:37,518 --> 00:03:40,354 - [gasps] - [whimpers] 81 00:03:40,421 --> 00:03:43,391 - I'm simply giddy thinking about how unclogged 82 00:03:43,457 --> 00:03:45,092 this sink is gonna be. 83 00:03:45,158 --> 00:03:48,896 OK, Karen, don't touch the faucet for 15 minutes now. 84 00:03:48,962 --> 00:03:50,240 And would you move your mannequin collection 85 00:03:50,264 --> 00:03:53,634 out of the kitchen? They're just creepy. 86 00:03:53,701 --> 00:03:56,437 [both screaming] 87 00:03:56,504 --> 00:03:58,372 - Phew, I can't believe Plankton 88 00:03:58,439 --> 00:04:00,073 was putting poison in the chum. 89 00:04:00,140 --> 00:04:02,209 - We gotta warn everyone who ate it. 90 00:04:02,276 --> 00:04:05,979 - Patrick, you ate the chum. You've been poisoned. 91 00:04:06,046 --> 00:04:09,850 You gotta get to the doctor right now before you... 92 00:04:09,917 --> 00:04:12,019 - Doctor? Blech! 93 00:04:12,085 --> 00:04:14,755 That is the last thing I want to do. 94 00:04:14,822 --> 00:04:17,525 I've got way too much stuff to experience 95 00:04:17,591 --> 00:04:22,195 before I kick the bucket. It's all on my bucket list. 96 00:04:22,262 --> 00:04:25,399 Oh, where do I keep that? 97 00:04:25,466 --> 00:04:27,200 Found it! 98 00:04:27,267 --> 00:04:30,504 If I ever get poisoned, I need to do all the things 99 00:04:30,571 --> 00:04:33,006 I've dreamed of doing. And look. 100 00:04:33,073 --> 00:04:36,109 I've put "go to the doctor" last. 101 00:04:36,176 --> 00:04:39,046 - I think you should go to the doctor first. 102 00:04:39,112 --> 00:04:42,149 - Uh-uh. My poison, my list. 103 00:04:42,215 --> 00:04:43,684 - Oh, fine. 104 00:04:43,751 --> 00:04:45,252 But let's hurry up and finish the list 105 00:04:45,319 --> 00:04:46,654 so you can see a doctor. 106 00:04:46,720 --> 00:04:48,055 - Great. 107 00:04:48,121 --> 00:04:50,290 Well, the good news is we already checked off 108 00:04:50,358 --> 00:04:51,992 the first three items. 109 00:04:52,059 --> 00:04:55,563 Next one is "fight a robot." 110 00:04:55,629 --> 00:04:58,932 - OK, Patrick. Let's box us a bot. 111 00:04:58,999 --> 00:05:01,168 To the robot fights. 112 00:05:01,234 --> 00:05:03,837 - [grunts] 113 00:05:03,904 --> 00:05:06,273 - Our next contender, with his manager 114 00:05:06,340 --> 00:05:11,111 SpongeBob Squarepants, the pink punching bag. 115 00:05:11,178 --> 00:05:14,748 - You ready? - I'm the readiest! 116 00:05:14,815 --> 00:05:17,751 [grunts] Huh? Ready! 117 00:05:17,818 --> 00:05:19,753 Huh? Gah! Wait. 118 00:05:19,820 --> 00:05:22,523 [grunts] Now I'm ready. 119 00:05:22,590 --> 00:05:26,860 - Versus the Splatter Maker 5000. 120 00:05:26,927 --> 00:05:31,098 - Actually, this one's the Splatter Maker 9000. 121 00:05:31,164 --> 00:05:34,201 Pulverize that punk to a pink pulp. 122 00:05:34,267 --> 00:05:36,737 - Yes, Mommy. 123 00:05:42,309 --> 00:05:43,343 - [grunts] 124 00:05:43,411 --> 00:05:45,312 [clanks, hisses] 125 00:05:47,481 --> 00:05:51,184 - [pained grunting] 126 00:05:51,251 --> 00:05:53,654 [screaming] 127 00:05:53,721 --> 00:05:55,889 - Whoa, whoa, oh. 128 00:05:55,956 --> 00:05:58,859 [cheers and applause] 129 00:05:58,926 --> 00:06:01,562 - [grunting] 130 00:06:01,629 --> 00:06:03,096 [bell dings] 131 00:06:03,163 --> 00:06:06,734 - Uh, quick, Patrick, what's next on your list? 132 00:06:06,800 --> 00:06:08,669 - "Struggle to make sense." 133 00:06:08,736 --> 00:06:12,540 - Hamburger time. Ding-dong, go, boom-boom. 134 00:06:12,606 --> 00:06:14,575 - Ooh, we can cross off two. 135 00:06:14,642 --> 00:06:16,910 Next on your list, scale the tallest building 136 00:06:16,977 --> 00:06:19,146 in Bikini Bottom. 137 00:06:19,212 --> 00:06:22,916 - [laughing] - I got you, buddy. 138 00:06:22,983 --> 00:06:26,987 Let's climb it together. Patrick Star going up. 139 00:06:27,054 --> 00:06:28,589 - [laughing] Whee. 140 00:06:30,257 --> 00:06:32,693 - This high altitude is kind of intense. 141 00:06:32,760 --> 00:06:35,062 Don't you think so, Patrick? - Yeah. 142 00:06:35,128 --> 00:06:38,766 Everybody looks like ants from up here. 143 00:06:38,832 --> 00:06:41,635 - [panting] I'm getting a real workout. 144 00:06:41,702 --> 00:06:43,837 [chuckles] - Me, too. 145 00:06:43,904 --> 00:06:46,006 I'm really feeling the burn. 146 00:06:46,073 --> 00:06:49,109 - [grunting] Huh? Up, up, up, up, up. 147 00:06:49,176 --> 00:06:52,546 - Chum dogs. Get your chum dogs here. 148 00:06:52,613 --> 00:06:53,747 - One, please. 149 00:06:53,814 --> 00:06:56,817 - [grunting] Got to keep climbing up. 150 00:06:58,018 --> 00:07:02,523 - Ah. [screams] 151 00:07:02,590 --> 00:07:05,993 [both screaming] 152 00:07:08,095 --> 00:07:11,599 - There you are. - Oh! 153 00:07:11,665 --> 00:07:14,101 Yay! We did it, Patrick. 154 00:07:14,167 --> 00:07:16,870 We climbed the tallest building in Bikini Bottom. 155 00:07:16,937 --> 00:07:19,339 - Um, if this is the tallest building 156 00:07:19,406 --> 00:07:22,476 in Bikini Bottom, then what's that? 157 00:07:22,543 --> 00:07:24,845 - Huh? 158 00:07:24,912 --> 00:07:27,881 Barnacles! 159 00:07:27,948 --> 00:07:31,919 [building rumbling] 160 00:07:31,985 --> 00:07:35,322 - Welcome to Seaweed City. 161 00:07:35,388 --> 00:07:39,660 - Now this is the tallest building in Bikini Bottom. 162 00:07:39,727 --> 00:07:43,096 Up next, win a gold medal. 163 00:07:43,163 --> 00:07:46,066 - [giggling] - Hm. 164 00:07:46,133 --> 00:07:48,235 Hm. - Ooh. 165 00:07:48,301 --> 00:07:49,970 - [chuckles] - Huh? 166 00:07:50,037 --> 00:07:51,872 - Thank you. 167 00:07:53,541 --> 00:07:55,609 Sing on Broadway. 168 00:07:55,676 --> 00:07:59,813 [singing melody] 169 00:07:59,880 --> 00:08:02,249 [both grunt] 170 00:08:04,451 --> 00:08:08,522 - Huh, that gum looks familiar. Hmm. 171 00:08:09,857 --> 00:08:13,594 - "See one last beautiful sunset." 172 00:08:13,661 --> 00:08:15,262 - Oh, wow. 173 00:08:15,328 --> 00:08:18,966 - You can really smell the sulfur. 174 00:08:19,032 --> 00:08:22,770 And now skydiving! 175 00:08:22,836 --> 00:08:24,805 - Uh, is this safe? 176 00:08:24,872 --> 00:08:27,941 - SpongeBob, it's gonna be just fine. 177 00:08:28,008 --> 00:08:30,010 [crow cawing] 178 00:08:30,077 --> 00:08:32,613 - Wow, you were right. 179 00:08:32,680 --> 00:08:37,651 - OK, next up is "give the performance of a lifetime." 180 00:08:37,718 --> 00:08:40,588 - Then can we go to the doctor? - I don't know. 181 00:08:40,654 --> 00:08:43,924 Let's see how much screen time this gag takes up first. 182 00:08:43,991 --> 00:08:46,960 [laughter] 183 00:08:47,027 --> 00:08:49,930 [festive music] 184 00:08:49,997 --> 00:08:51,832 ♪ ♪ 185 00:08:51,899 --> 00:08:53,066 - Wow. 186 00:08:53,133 --> 00:08:55,869 ♪ ♪ 187 00:08:55,936 --> 00:08:58,806 [audience oohing and aahing] 188 00:08:58,872 --> 00:09:03,744 ♪ ♪ 189 00:09:03,811 --> 00:09:08,849 - [grunts] Ta-da! 190 00:09:08,916 --> 00:09:11,585 [cheers and applause] 191 00:09:11,652 --> 00:09:14,087 Thank you. Thank you. 192 00:09:14,154 --> 00:09:17,725 You have been a lovely audience for me. 193 00:09:17,791 --> 00:09:22,062 The kind I can share devastating news with. 194 00:09:24,164 --> 00:09:27,467 I had a big lunch of pure poison earlier, 195 00:09:27,534 --> 00:09:29,937 and I didn't go straight to the doctor, 196 00:09:30,003 --> 00:09:33,841 so, sadly, this is the end of my show 197 00:09:33,907 --> 00:09:36,944 and of me, but I always wanted to tell you guys... 198 00:09:37,010 --> 00:09:39,579 - Cut! Cut, cut. Sorry. 199 00:09:39,647 --> 00:09:40,914 Just one second. 200 00:09:40,981 --> 00:09:43,083 You got something in your teeth. 201 00:09:43,150 --> 00:09:46,019 - Huh? How embarrassing. 202 00:09:46,086 --> 00:09:48,021 - I gotcha. - Ah. 203 00:09:48,088 --> 00:09:49,723 - Is that chum? 204 00:09:49,790 --> 00:09:52,225 [ominous music] 205 00:09:52,292 --> 00:09:54,862 [both scream] - Oh, no! 206 00:09:54,928 --> 00:10:00,100 ♪ ♪ 207 00:10:00,167 --> 00:10:03,804 - Wow. Two visits in one day. 208 00:10:03,871 --> 00:10:05,806 [helicopter rotor whirring] 209 00:10:05,873 --> 00:10:06,974 [explosion] 210 00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:08,508 - [retching] 211 00:10:08,575 --> 00:10:10,644 [breathing heavily] 212 00:10:10,711 --> 00:10:13,213 - Patrick, do you know what this means? 213 00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:16,016 It means all the chum got stuck in your teeth. 214 00:10:16,083 --> 00:10:18,051 You didn't swallow any of it. 215 00:10:18,118 --> 00:10:20,020 You're not poisoned. 216 00:10:20,087 --> 00:10:22,355 [cheering] 217 00:10:22,422 --> 00:10:27,394 - I'm gonna live. I'm gonna live! I'm gonna live! 218 00:10:27,460 --> 00:10:29,596 I... wait a minute. [stomach gurgles] 219 00:10:29,663 --> 00:10:30,864 I'm hungry. 220 00:10:30,931 --> 00:10:33,066 That means I didn't eat lunch today. 221 00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:36,103 [slurping] 222 00:10:36,169 --> 00:10:37,204 [together] Uh-oh. 223 00:10:37,270 --> 00:10:39,306 [siren wails] 224 00:10:39,372 --> 00:10:41,608 Well, at least we got to the last item 225 00:10:41,675 --> 00:10:44,812 on Patrick's bucket list... visit the doctor. 226 00:10:44,878 --> 00:10:46,546 - All right, he's all better. 227 00:10:46,613 --> 00:10:48,648 According to my test, the food 228 00:10:48,716 --> 00:10:50,383 wasn't poisonous at all. 229 00:10:50,450 --> 00:10:52,953 It was merely filled with countless strains 230 00:10:53,020 --> 00:10:54,755 of parasitical bacteria. 231 00:10:54,822 --> 00:10:57,590 The cone should keep Patrick from eating 232 00:10:57,657 --> 00:10:59,326 any chum for a while. 233 00:10:59,392 --> 00:11:02,295 - Phew. Thank you so much, Doctor. 234 00:11:02,362 --> 00:11:05,665 Isn't that great, Patrick? Patrick? 235 00:11:05,733 --> 00:11:07,901 - [panting] 236 00:11:07,968 --> 00:11:10,337 - Fill 'er up. - OK. 237 00:11:10,403 --> 00:11:14,775 It's your funeral. [grunting] 238 00:11:14,842 --> 00:11:17,778 - Now for my bucket list. Save Patrick's life. 239 00:11:17,845 --> 00:11:19,747 Save Patrick's life. Save Patrick's life. 240 00:11:19,813 --> 00:11:20,813 Save Patrick's life. 241 00:11:22,215 --> 00:11:23,917 [jolly music] 242 00:11:23,984 --> 00:11:25,786 - [humming] 243 00:11:25,853 --> 00:11:30,290 Time to enjoy an afternoon of TV with a light snack. 244 00:11:30,357 --> 00:11:34,327 Buttered ice cream with extra butter and sprinkles. 245 00:11:42,269 --> 00:11:44,437 - Are you sure about this, dear? 246 00:11:44,504 --> 00:11:46,840 - Sure. Patrick won't mind. 247 00:11:46,907 --> 00:11:49,409 - Huh? 248 00:11:49,476 --> 00:11:53,113 Where are you going with my baby things? 249 00:11:53,180 --> 00:11:55,415 - Oh, we were just clearing out the closet 250 00:11:55,482 --> 00:11:58,786 to make room for your father's home theater. 251 00:11:58,852 --> 00:12:03,323 - Romeo, Romeo, where the heck are you? 252 00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:05,458 - You're sitting on my head. 253 00:12:05,525 --> 00:12:08,361 - It's getting a bit cramped. 254 00:12:08,428 --> 00:12:11,698 - You're throwing out Mr. Whiskers? 255 00:12:11,765 --> 00:12:13,100 [grunts] 256 00:12:13,166 --> 00:12:16,369 [panting] 257 00:12:16,436 --> 00:12:19,639 Oh, my teething rock. 258 00:12:19,706 --> 00:12:21,574 My battle rattle. 259 00:12:23,811 --> 00:12:25,012 Hey. 260 00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:27,380 Mr. Jellyface. 261 00:12:29,616 --> 00:12:32,853 - Honey, this stuff is for babies. 262 00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:35,455 You're not a baby anymore. 263 00:12:37,324 --> 00:12:40,994 - But if I was a baby, 264 00:12:41,061 --> 00:12:42,963 could I keep it all? 265 00:12:43,030 --> 00:12:45,866 - I suppose so. 266 00:12:47,167 --> 00:12:50,470 - Then Patrick baby now. 267 00:12:51,805 --> 00:12:53,006 Goo goo! 268 00:12:53,073 --> 00:12:56,209 [babbling] 269 00:13:03,183 --> 00:13:05,752 - Uh, gee, I don't know about this. 270 00:13:05,819 --> 00:13:09,222 - Don't worry, if Patrick wants to be a baby, 271 00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:13,326 we'll treat him like one until he gets sick of it. 272 00:13:13,393 --> 00:13:15,228 - Who wants pizza? 273 00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:16,196 [together] Me! 274 00:13:16,263 --> 00:13:17,797 - [grunts] 275 00:13:19,466 --> 00:13:23,603 - Ah. - Ah. 276 00:13:24,771 --> 00:13:27,007 - Pizza. Aah. 277 00:13:27,074 --> 00:13:28,508 - Uh-uh-uh. 278 00:13:28,575 --> 00:13:30,710 Babies don't eat pizza. 279 00:13:30,777 --> 00:13:34,081 Babies eat baby food. - Hm. 280 00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:36,984 - Open the hangar. Come on. 281 00:13:37,050 --> 00:13:40,020 Open up for the airplane. 282 00:13:40,087 --> 00:13:42,389 - Aah. - Perfect. 283 00:13:42,455 --> 00:13:44,624 Ooh, ooh, uh-huh, uh-huh. 284 00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:51,164 1, 2, and... 285 00:13:51,231 --> 00:13:53,200 - Thank you for flying with us today, 286 00:13:53,266 --> 00:13:54,801 folks, and please watch your step 287 00:13:54,868 --> 00:13:57,004 when you exit the baby. 288 00:13:57,070 --> 00:13:58,271 [both growling] 289 00:13:58,338 --> 00:14:00,473 - Who's ready 290 00:14:00,540 --> 00:14:05,245 for Rasslin' Rumble Rampage? 291 00:14:05,312 --> 00:14:07,280 - Uh-uh-uh. 292 00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:10,683 Babies don't get to watch grown-up TV. 293 00:14:10,750 --> 00:14:13,220 - [crying] 294 00:14:13,286 --> 00:14:16,890 - Oh, somebody's cranky. 295 00:14:16,957 --> 00:14:19,526 What you need is a nap, and I know 296 00:14:19,592 --> 00:14:21,929 how to put you right to sleep. 297 00:14:21,995 --> 00:14:24,431 [upbeat music] 298 00:14:24,497 --> 00:14:28,235 I used to take you on rides like this all the time. 299 00:14:28,301 --> 00:14:29,869 [traffic light dings] 300 00:14:29,937 --> 00:14:32,439 Something about the sound of the engine... 301 00:14:32,505 --> 00:14:34,607 [trash cans thumping] 302 00:14:34,674 --> 00:14:36,143 The movement of the car... 303 00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:37,644 [traffic light dings] 304 00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:41,281 And those gentle vibrations put you right to sleep. 305 00:14:41,348 --> 00:14:43,016 ♪ ♪ 306 00:14:43,083 --> 00:14:45,018 [both snoring] 307 00:14:46,119 --> 00:14:49,122 [loud crash] 308 00:14:49,189 --> 00:14:53,193 Well, it took a while, but he's out like a light. 309 00:14:53,260 --> 00:14:57,097 - [yawns] - Aww. 310 00:14:57,164 --> 00:14:59,866 Isn't he adorable? 311 00:14:59,933 --> 00:15:02,035 - [chuckles] Yes. 312 00:15:02,102 --> 00:15:05,505 He's like a sleeping angelfish. 313 00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:09,009 - Patrick, nap time's over. Time for your show. 314 00:15:09,076 --> 00:15:10,710 - [grunts] 315 00:15:10,777 --> 00:15:16,883 ♪ ♪ 316 00:15:16,950 --> 00:15:18,651 - [coughs] 317 00:15:18,718 --> 00:15:20,187 - Quick. Here's a prop. 318 00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:22,455 ♪ ♪ 319 00:15:22,522 --> 00:15:24,124 - Wait a second. 320 00:15:24,191 --> 00:15:27,127 I get it. He's doing a baby act. 321 00:15:27,194 --> 00:15:30,330 [laughter] - [laughs] 322 00:15:30,397 --> 00:15:33,000 ♪ ♪ 323 00:15:33,066 --> 00:15:35,202 [whimpers] [wailing] 324 00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:36,669 [laughter] 325 00:15:36,736 --> 00:15:38,938 - Ugh. Cue the cartoon. 326 00:15:39,006 --> 00:15:40,407 [continues wailing] 327 00:15:40,473 --> 00:15:43,476 - Captain Quasar in... 328 00:15:43,543 --> 00:15:46,213 - Diapers! 329 00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:49,282 [ship beeping] 330 00:15:49,349 --> 00:15:51,184 [mysterious electronic music] 331 00:15:51,251 --> 00:15:52,919 - Ooh, the bad guys found us. 332 00:15:52,986 --> 00:15:55,088 Fire the waser beams. 333 00:15:55,155 --> 00:15:56,756 - [straining] 334 00:15:56,823 --> 00:16:00,593 But, Captain, I can't weach the buttons. 335 00:16:00,660 --> 00:16:02,929 - [grunts] Me, neither. 336 00:16:02,996 --> 00:16:04,364 [both sob] 337 00:16:04,431 --> 00:16:07,167 [together] We're too young to die. 338 00:16:07,234 --> 00:16:09,002 [both wailing] 339 00:16:09,069 --> 00:16:11,404 - Your Majesty, should we take the shot? 340 00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:12,805 - I don't know. 341 00:16:12,872 --> 00:16:15,642 I mean, they're just cute little babies. 342 00:16:15,708 --> 00:16:19,212 Maybe we shouldn't blast them into oblivion. 343 00:16:19,279 --> 00:16:22,815 - Now, Pat-tron. Engage uppies. 344 00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:26,486 [device humming] 345 00:16:26,553 --> 00:16:29,356 - Oh, poop. 346 00:16:29,422 --> 00:16:31,558 [beam whirs] 347 00:16:32,892 --> 00:16:34,161 [doorbell dings] 348 00:16:34,227 --> 00:16:37,397 - Now, who could that be? - Who's ready for... 349 00:16:37,464 --> 00:16:40,333 - [sobbing] - Jellyfishing? 350 00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:42,035 - Sorry, SpongeBob. 351 00:16:42,102 --> 00:16:45,572 Patrick decided to be a baby today. 352 00:16:45,638 --> 00:16:48,875 - SpongeBob! Yay! 353 00:16:48,941 --> 00:16:51,744 - Uh-uh, if you're grown-up enough 354 00:16:51,811 --> 00:16:54,981 to go jellyfishing, you don't need these anymore. 355 00:16:55,048 --> 00:16:57,384 - [whimpers] No! 356 00:16:57,450 --> 00:17:00,987 Baby want toys and jellyfishing. 357 00:17:04,091 --> 00:17:05,925 - Sorry, SpongeBob. 358 00:17:05,992 --> 00:17:09,829 You'll have to come back when Patrick decides to grow up. 359 00:17:09,896 --> 00:17:11,831 - I might be able to help with that, 360 00:17:11,898 --> 00:17:15,835 if you don't mind me doing a little babysitting. 361 00:17:15,902 --> 00:17:19,639 - Could he, please? I really could use a break. 362 00:17:20,807 --> 00:17:23,810 - OK, baby, want to go for a walk? 363 00:17:24,744 --> 00:17:29,048 - [exclaims] Walkies! 364 00:17:29,116 --> 00:17:32,319 Walky, walky, walky, walky, walky, walky, walky, walky. 365 00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:34,354 - Oh, OK, oh. 366 00:17:34,421 --> 00:17:36,489 [tranquil music] 367 00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:39,626 [grunting] 368 00:17:39,692 --> 00:17:42,028 Hm? Oh, would you look at that. 369 00:17:42,095 --> 00:17:45,332 We walked all the way to the Goofy Goober. 370 00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:47,767 Should we go inside? 371 00:17:47,834 --> 00:17:52,939 - Ice cweam! Ice cweam! 372 00:17:53,005 --> 00:17:54,707 - Oh, my. 373 00:17:54,774 --> 00:17:59,412 What a big, strong boy. - He looks like he's 40. 374 00:17:59,479 --> 00:18:02,382 [upbeat music] 375 00:18:02,449 --> 00:18:04,817 ♪ ♪ 376 00:18:04,884 --> 00:18:07,019 - Oh, here comes our ice cream. 377 00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:09,789 - Whoo! - OK. 378 00:18:09,856 --> 00:18:13,793 Two ice cream sundaes and... - Ice cweam! 379 00:18:13,860 --> 00:18:15,895 - Hey, didn't you see the sign? 380 00:18:15,962 --> 00:18:19,399 We can't serve babies at the Goofy Goober. 381 00:18:19,466 --> 00:18:21,168 - Oh, that's right. 382 00:18:21,234 --> 00:18:24,070 Babies can't have ice cream at the Goofy Goober. 383 00:18:24,137 --> 00:18:27,574 I guess we'll just have the one sundae. 384 00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:31,444 Unless someone wants to grow up. 385 00:18:31,511 --> 00:18:32,979 [dramatic music] 386 00:18:33,045 --> 00:18:34,481 - [whimpers] 387 00:18:34,547 --> 00:18:36,849 [grunts] 388 00:18:36,916 --> 00:18:38,251 - Right. 389 00:18:38,318 --> 00:18:41,454 Look, just don't give the baby any ice cream. 390 00:18:41,521 --> 00:18:44,824 - [chuckles nervously] 391 00:18:44,891 --> 00:18:48,595 Mmm. Oh, this is so good. 392 00:18:48,661 --> 00:18:50,463 - [grunts] 393 00:18:50,530 --> 00:18:52,765 - Too bad babies can't eat ice cream. 394 00:18:55,535 --> 00:18:58,938 Patrick, stop eating my sundae. 395 00:19:02,942 --> 00:19:04,177 No! 396 00:19:04,244 --> 00:19:06,112 You're supposed to watch me eat the ice cream 397 00:19:06,179 --> 00:19:09,081 and want your own so bad that you grow up 398 00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:13,586 and stop being a baby! - Baby? 399 00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:16,889 Did you just give ice cream to this baby? 400 00:19:16,956 --> 00:19:19,826 - [chuckles nervously] No. 401 00:19:19,892 --> 00:19:22,629 But he's not a baby, is he? - Enough! 402 00:19:22,695 --> 00:19:25,164 You broke our no baby rule. 403 00:19:25,232 --> 00:19:29,236 Now you're banned from the Goofy Goober for life. 404 00:19:29,302 --> 00:19:31,571 - Banned for life? 405 00:19:31,638 --> 00:19:33,606 [whimpers] 406 00:19:33,673 --> 00:19:37,444 [wailing] 407 00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:41,781 - Wait a minute. Are you a baby, too? 408 00:19:41,848 --> 00:19:45,151 [doorbell dings] - Hello? 409 00:19:45,218 --> 00:19:48,421 - Do these helpless babies belong to you? 410 00:19:48,488 --> 00:19:49,722 - Ga-ga. 411 00:19:49,789 --> 00:19:51,558 [both scream] 412 00:19:51,624 --> 00:19:53,826 - Yeah, you should be horrified, 413 00:19:53,893 --> 00:19:58,465 leaving two innocent babies unsupervised like that. 414 00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:02,201 For shame. [grunts] 415 00:20:02,269 --> 00:20:05,204 - No, please. I'm not ready to be a father. 416 00:20:05,272 --> 00:20:07,574 - [wailing] - This one isn't even... 417 00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:08,908 ours. 418 00:20:08,975 --> 00:20:11,110 - Uh, what's going on? 419 00:20:11,177 --> 00:20:12,512 - Oh, sweetie. 420 00:20:12,579 --> 00:20:15,315 Can you take him for a minute, please? 421 00:20:15,382 --> 00:20:18,351 Mama really needs a rest. 422 00:20:18,418 --> 00:20:20,920 - Now SpongeBob's a baby? 423 00:20:20,987 --> 00:20:24,524 Uh, I won't be able to babysit 424 00:20:24,591 --> 00:20:28,361 because I'm a baby too. 425 00:20:28,428 --> 00:20:31,531 [wailing] 426 00:20:31,598 --> 00:20:34,267 - Well, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em. 427 00:20:34,334 --> 00:20:37,003 [grunts] 428 00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:39,171 [both grunt] 429 00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:41,741 [upbeat music] 430 00:20:41,808 --> 00:20:43,910 - ♪ They're all babies ♪ 431 00:20:43,976 --> 00:20:47,046 ♪ A whole family of babies ♪ 432 00:20:47,113 --> 00:20:49,181 ♪ Well, not that one ♪ 433 00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:52,585 ♪ He's more of a family friend ♪ 434 00:20:52,652 --> 00:20:54,654 ♪ They're not grown-ups ♪ 435 00:20:54,721 --> 00:20:57,757 ♪ They're definitely babies ♪ 436 00:20:57,824 --> 00:20:59,892 ♪ And as babies ♪ 437 00:20:59,959 --> 00:21:01,528 ♪ They can't be held accountable 438 00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:03,996 ♪ For their actions ♪ 439 00:21:04,063 --> 00:21:06,366 [together] "Baby Stars." 440 00:21:06,433 --> 00:21:09,602 - What do we pway now? 441 00:21:09,669 --> 00:21:12,605 - Oh, oh, oh. Pway famiwee. 442 00:21:12,672 --> 00:21:15,074 - I'll be the daddy. 443 00:21:15,141 --> 00:21:17,810 What's for dinner? - I'll be the mommy. 444 00:21:17,877 --> 00:21:20,980 Eggs and spaghettis. 445 00:21:21,047 --> 00:21:25,151 - And I'll be the big, dumb older brother. 446 00:21:25,217 --> 00:21:28,054 - And I'll be the overachieving little sister. 447 00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:30,523 - And I'll be the kitchen sponge. 448 00:21:30,590 --> 00:21:31,758 [laughs] 449 00:21:31,824 --> 00:21:35,127 [laughter] 450 00:21:35,194 --> 00:21:38,064 I guess this means we're all back to normal now. 451 00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:41,033 - Everybody's gotta grow up sooner or later. 452 00:21:41,100 --> 00:21:42,535 - Not me. 453 00:21:42,602 --> 00:21:45,037 I like to be pampered. 454 00:21:45,104 --> 00:21:48,007 [wailing] 455 00:21:48,074 --> 00:21:51,177 - Well, Patrick, after everything that's happened, 456 00:21:51,243 --> 00:21:53,746 I think It's your turn to babysit. 457 00:21:53,813 --> 00:21:56,616 - [sighs] Yes, Mom. 458 00:21:56,683 --> 00:22:00,186 [dramatic music] 459 00:22:00,252 --> 00:22:04,190 [thunder crashes] - [wailing] 460 00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:08,790 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 30449

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