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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,108 --> 00:00:08,642 - Hi! I'm Patrick Star! 2 00:00:08,709 --> 00:00:11,745 And I live with my parents! 3 00:00:11,812 --> 00:00:12,613 Ow! 4 00:00:12,680 --> 00:00:14,315 This is my dad. 5 00:00:14,382 --> 00:00:16,584 [zany music] 6 00:00:16,650 --> 00:00:19,320 This is my mom. [laughs] 7 00:00:19,387 --> 00:00:22,423 This is my sister. She's shy. 8 00:00:22,490 --> 00:00:24,792 This is my grandpa. 9 00:00:24,858 --> 00:00:27,561 This is my room! 10 00:00:27,628 --> 00:00:28,562 And this... 11 00:00:28,629 --> 00:00:30,531 ♪ ♪ 12 00:00:30,598 --> 00:00:33,934 This is my show! 13 00:00:34,001 --> 00:00:35,869 ♪ ♪ 14 00:00:38,372 --> 00:00:43,244 - OK, everybody, we've got a terrific show today. 15 00:00:43,311 --> 00:00:45,146 Isn't that right, Sockie? 16 00:00:45,213 --> 00:00:46,747 That's right, Patrick. 17 00:00:46,814 --> 00:00:49,683 On today's show, we're going to have fun. 18 00:00:49,750 --> 00:00:50,951 [cheers and applause] 19 00:00:51,018 --> 00:00:52,018 Awuga! 20 00:00:52,052 --> 00:00:53,387 Oh, no. 21 00:00:53,454 --> 00:00:56,324 That old lady across the street is being robbed. 22 00:00:56,390 --> 00:00:57,325 What? 23 00:00:57,391 --> 00:00:59,059 Where? 24 00:00:59,127 --> 00:01:02,263 Over there. 25 00:01:02,330 --> 00:01:04,031 Ahh! 26 00:01:04,098 --> 00:01:06,334 - Hand over the bag, you old bag. 27 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:07,868 [grunting] 28 00:01:07,935 --> 00:01:09,237 [laughing] 29 00:01:09,303 --> 00:01:10,604 - Oh, no. 30 00:01:10,671 --> 00:01:12,673 That sweet old lady is in trouble. 31 00:01:12,740 --> 00:01:13,907 Sorry, folks. 32 00:01:13,974 --> 00:01:15,843 Show's over. 33 00:01:15,909 --> 00:01:17,511 All: Aww. 34 00:01:17,578 --> 00:01:20,614 - [grunting] 35 00:01:20,681 --> 00:01:22,616 This looks like a job for... 36 00:01:22,683 --> 00:01:23,584 [stomach gurgling] Hmm. 37 00:01:23,651 --> 00:01:25,519 Ooh. - Ow! 38 00:01:25,586 --> 00:01:27,455 [toilet flushing] 39 00:01:27,521 --> 00:01:29,357 Super Patrick. 40 00:01:29,423 --> 00:01:30,624 [grunts] 41 00:01:30,691 --> 00:01:32,660 - [gasping] 42 00:01:34,462 --> 00:01:36,930 - [laughs] 43 00:01:47,341 --> 00:01:49,277 [laughs] 44 00:01:49,343 --> 00:01:50,644 [growls] 45 00:01:50,711 --> 00:01:54,114 - Drop the bag right now, hooligan. 46 00:01:54,182 --> 00:01:57,050 - I don't think so, pal. 47 00:01:57,117 --> 00:01:58,117 - OK. 48 00:01:58,152 --> 00:01:59,887 Suit yourself. 49 00:02:02,623 --> 00:02:04,024 - What are you... 50 00:02:08,196 --> 00:02:10,464 - [groaning] 51 00:02:10,531 --> 00:02:12,233 - Fear not, very old lady. 52 00:02:12,300 --> 00:02:17,271 You're safe from harm now. 53 00:02:17,338 --> 00:02:20,774 Up, down, and away. 54 00:02:20,841 --> 00:02:24,712 - Thanks, Super Patrick. 55 00:02:24,778 --> 00:02:26,880 For nothing. 56 00:02:26,947 --> 00:02:29,950 - Bet you didn't know I was a superhero, huh? 57 00:02:30,017 --> 00:02:32,320 Well, I'm not the only one. 58 00:02:32,386 --> 00:02:33,887 Right, Super Squidina? 59 00:02:33,954 --> 00:02:34,888 - Yep. 60 00:02:34,955 --> 00:02:36,724 And I'm not the only other one. 61 00:02:36,790 --> 00:02:40,160 As you'll see in our snazzy intro. 62 00:02:40,228 --> 00:02:43,030 - It was an ordinary day in Bikini Bottom, 63 00:02:43,096 --> 00:02:46,400 until a barrel of toxic waste plunged into the ocean 64 00:02:46,467 --> 00:02:49,603 irradiating the Star family and turning them 65 00:02:49,670 --> 00:02:53,507 into super-powered Super Stars. 66 00:02:53,574 --> 00:02:54,508 - Whoo. 67 00:02:54,575 --> 00:02:55,575 - Woop. 68 00:02:55,609 --> 00:02:58,279 [all grunting] 69 00:02:58,346 --> 00:03:02,149 - Super Patrick with the power of stupid. 70 00:03:02,216 --> 00:03:06,019 - Actually, I have super belly button. 71 00:03:06,086 --> 00:03:10,258 - Super Squidina, with the power of incredible ink. 72 00:03:10,324 --> 00:03:11,792 - Hey! 73 00:03:11,859 --> 00:03:15,229 - Super GrandPat, with the power of power naps. 74 00:03:15,296 --> 00:03:17,631 - [yawns] 75 00:03:17,698 --> 00:03:21,034 [snores] 76 00:03:21,101 --> 00:03:25,038 - Super Cecil, with the power of dad. 77 00:03:27,775 --> 00:03:29,810 - [scatting] 78 00:03:29,877 --> 00:03:31,312 - Bomb burger's up. 79 00:03:31,379 --> 00:03:35,983 - And Super Bunny, with the power of heart. 80 00:03:36,049 --> 00:03:37,351 - La! 81 00:03:37,418 --> 00:03:39,253 Whatever that means. 82 00:03:39,320 --> 00:03:43,190 All: Superstars. 83 00:03:43,257 --> 00:03:44,925 [regal music] 84 00:03:44,992 --> 00:03:49,863 - Hmm, secretary, get me Super Patrick on the line. 85 00:03:49,930 --> 00:03:52,433 - Right away, Mr. President. 86 00:03:52,500 --> 00:03:56,136 - [gurgling] 87 00:03:56,203 --> 00:03:58,439 - [clears throat] 88 00:03:58,506 --> 00:04:00,007 - Oh, hey, Prez. 89 00:04:00,073 --> 00:04:02,643 - Super Patrick, I appreciate your taking my call. 90 00:04:02,710 --> 00:04:03,977 This is very important. 91 00:04:04,044 --> 00:04:04,812 I... 92 00:04:04,878 --> 00:04:05,979 - [gurgling] 93 00:04:06,046 --> 00:04:07,180 - Oh. 94 00:04:07,247 --> 00:04:08,582 Super Patrick? 95 00:04:08,649 --> 00:04:09,583 - Don't worry. 96 00:04:09,650 --> 00:04:12,453 I'm listening. 97 00:04:12,520 --> 00:04:13,954 - OK. 98 00:04:14,021 --> 00:04:16,690 Well, the short of it is, crime is up, 99 00:04:16,757 --> 00:04:18,726 and me poll numbers are down. 100 00:04:18,792 --> 00:04:21,128 I'm asking you and your entire super family 101 00:04:21,194 --> 00:04:23,364 to go out on the streets of Bikini Bottom 102 00:04:23,431 --> 00:04:26,500 and perform as many good deeds as possible. 103 00:04:26,567 --> 00:04:30,471 Can I count on the Superstars? 104 00:04:30,538 --> 00:04:35,042 - [belching] 105 00:04:35,108 --> 00:04:36,344 - Oh boy. 106 00:04:36,410 --> 00:04:40,080 - [belching] 107 00:04:40,147 --> 00:04:40,914 Hang on. 108 00:04:40,981 --> 00:04:42,015 Let me ask them. 109 00:04:42,082 --> 00:04:43,517 Hey, what do you say, fam? 110 00:04:43,584 --> 00:04:46,854 Want to help the president and do some good? 111 00:04:46,920 --> 00:04:47,988 All: Yeah. 112 00:04:48,055 --> 00:04:51,992 - We won't let you down, Prez. 113 00:04:52,059 --> 00:04:55,329 - Young lady, would you help me cross the street? 114 00:04:55,396 --> 00:04:57,297 - You betcha. 115 00:04:57,365 --> 00:04:58,432 - Whoa. 116 00:04:58,499 --> 00:05:00,634 - [grunting] 117 00:05:00,701 --> 00:05:02,603 - [grunting] 118 00:05:02,670 --> 00:05:08,876 Young lady, would you take me to the emergency room? 119 00:05:08,942 --> 00:05:12,012 - Hey, this machine stole my dollar. 120 00:05:12,079 --> 00:05:14,615 - Step aside, citizen. 121 00:05:14,682 --> 00:05:17,084 I'll teach this thieving robot 122 00:05:17,150 --> 00:05:19,720 that crime doesn't pay. 123 00:05:22,790 --> 00:05:25,125 Hoo! 124 00:05:25,192 --> 00:05:30,197 You're in the jailhouse now, evil robot. 125 00:05:35,369 --> 00:05:38,406 [loud explosion] 126 00:05:38,472 --> 00:05:39,472 - Meow. 127 00:05:39,507 --> 00:05:41,041 Meow. Meow. 128 00:05:41,108 --> 00:05:44,745 - Oh, come her, sweet little baby. 129 00:05:44,812 --> 00:05:47,815 You're all safe now. 130 00:05:47,881 --> 00:05:51,284 - We'll make sure this never happens again. 131 00:05:51,351 --> 00:05:52,420 Ya! 132 00:06:01,261 --> 00:06:02,463 - Dagnabbit. 133 00:06:02,530 --> 00:06:04,898 Can't a fellow power nap for five minutes 134 00:06:04,965 --> 00:06:07,668 without you kids causing a bunch of hullabaloo? 135 00:06:07,735 --> 00:06:09,503 - Sorry, Pops. 136 00:06:09,570 --> 00:06:12,305 - Uh, Dad, what's insurance? 137 00:06:12,372 --> 00:06:13,774 And do we have it? 138 00:06:13,841 --> 00:06:17,711 And does it cover fire on everything? 139 00:06:17,778 --> 00:06:19,680 - Um... 140 00:06:19,747 --> 00:06:21,348 - Hey, what's that? 141 00:06:24,151 --> 00:06:27,421 - It looks like a giant doily. 142 00:06:27,488 --> 00:06:29,156 [together] Huh? 143 00:06:32,860 --> 00:06:36,764 All: Whoa! 144 00:06:36,830 --> 00:06:39,767 [dramatic music] 145 00:06:39,833 --> 00:06:41,702 ♪ ♪ 146 00:06:41,769 --> 00:06:44,071 - [cackling] 147 00:06:44,137 --> 00:06:47,040 Welcome to my humble abode. 148 00:06:47,107 --> 00:06:50,711 Oh, how I hate you Superstars. 149 00:06:50,778 --> 00:06:54,982 Now I'm going to put an end to you once and for all. 150 00:06:55,048 --> 00:06:58,886 Care to join me for a spot of tea? 151 00:06:58,952 --> 00:07:02,890 Or I could knit you a scarf if you're cold. 152 00:07:02,956 --> 00:07:04,324 Hungry? 153 00:07:04,391 --> 00:07:06,293 How about a bite? 154 00:07:06,359 --> 00:07:10,230 Or perhaps you'd just prefer a nap on the couch. 155 00:07:10,297 --> 00:07:14,735 Oh, don't worry, you won't be underfoot. 156 00:07:14,802 --> 00:07:17,237 [cackling] 157 00:07:17,304 --> 00:07:18,872 - [snoring] 158 00:07:18,939 --> 00:07:21,341 - Ha-ha-ha-ha. 159 00:07:21,408 --> 00:07:22,442 Both: Ohh! 160 00:07:22,510 --> 00:07:25,579 - What the? 161 00:07:25,646 --> 00:07:26,647 Stop it. 162 00:07:26,714 --> 00:07:27,981 Stop. Huh? 163 00:07:31,519 --> 00:07:33,687 Huh? 164 00:07:33,754 --> 00:07:35,255 - Now's our chance. 165 00:07:35,322 --> 00:07:36,624 - [grunting] 166 00:07:36,690 --> 00:07:37,691 Ha-ha! 167 00:07:37,758 --> 00:07:39,026 - Come on, kiddos. 168 00:07:39,092 --> 00:07:41,695 Time to skedaddle. 169 00:07:41,762 --> 00:07:43,664 [loud explosion] 170 00:07:43,731 --> 00:07:45,599 - [snoring] 171 00:07:45,666 --> 00:07:47,134 - Great work, everybody. 172 00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:49,637 Now let's get out of here before that villain... 173 00:07:49,703 --> 00:07:50,771 [gasping] 174 00:07:50,838 --> 00:07:53,641 - [grunting] 175 00:07:55,609 --> 00:07:59,012 You rotten Stars. 176 00:07:59,079 --> 00:08:01,615 All: Granny Tentacles? 177 00:08:01,682 --> 00:08:03,651 - Oh, Granny Tentacles. 178 00:08:03,717 --> 00:08:05,218 [snoring] 179 00:08:05,285 --> 00:08:07,988 - I've always hated your family. 180 00:08:08,055 --> 00:08:10,591 Such awful neighbors. 181 00:08:10,658 --> 00:08:13,026 And even worse superheroes. 182 00:08:13,093 --> 00:08:16,697 So I made this suit to force you into 183 00:08:16,764 --> 00:08:20,568 an early retirement. 184 00:08:20,634 --> 00:08:25,005 While I'd love to stay and chat, I'm late for bingo. 185 00:08:25,072 --> 00:08:28,075 [cackling] 186 00:08:28,141 --> 00:08:29,509 - After her. 187 00:08:29,577 --> 00:08:32,379 - Persistent little whippersnappers. 188 00:08:32,445 --> 00:08:34,214 Take this. 189 00:08:35,783 --> 00:08:36,917 I'll handle this. 190 00:08:36,984 --> 00:08:37,885 [together] Whoa! 191 00:08:37,951 --> 00:08:39,587 - Howdy, neighbor. 192 00:08:39,653 --> 00:08:41,755 Would you like a cookie? 193 00:08:41,822 --> 00:08:44,558 They're made with heart. 194 00:08:48,195 --> 00:08:50,163 - Stop right there, villain. 195 00:08:50,230 --> 00:08:52,666 Your reign of terror has... 196 00:08:52,733 --> 00:08:55,569 [munching] 197 00:08:55,636 --> 00:08:56,570 [mumbling] 198 00:08:56,637 --> 00:08:58,438 - [sighs] 199 00:08:58,505 --> 00:09:00,207 What? 200 00:09:00,273 --> 00:09:02,342 - Up, down, and away! 201 00:09:02,409 --> 00:09:04,612 Ahh! 202 00:09:04,678 --> 00:09:08,415 Ooh. 203 00:09:08,481 --> 00:09:12,953 Oh, perfect. 204 00:09:13,020 --> 00:09:15,656 - Good thinking, son. 205 00:09:15,723 --> 00:09:20,661 Let's drive a wedge into Granny Tentacle's schemes. 206 00:09:20,728 --> 00:09:22,896 [laughter] 207 00:09:22,963 --> 00:09:25,498 Fore. 208 00:09:25,565 --> 00:09:27,868 - Yahoo! 209 00:09:27,935 --> 00:09:29,336 Hey, Granny. 210 00:09:29,402 --> 00:09:30,337 - Huh? 211 00:09:30,403 --> 00:09:32,640 - Going to hit you with a boat. 212 00:09:32,706 --> 00:09:34,307 - What's that? 213 00:09:36,944 --> 00:09:40,681 [loud explosion] 214 00:09:40,748 --> 00:09:42,916 - The day is saved. 215 00:09:42,983 --> 00:09:44,818 [crowd jeering] 216 00:09:44,885 --> 00:09:46,319 - That was terrible. 217 00:09:46,386 --> 00:09:47,220 - Boo. 218 00:09:47,287 --> 00:09:49,690 - We hate you, Superstars. 219 00:09:49,757 --> 00:09:51,925 You make everything worse. 220 00:09:51,992 --> 00:09:53,026 - Yeah. 221 00:09:53,093 --> 00:09:55,495 You traumatized this poor kid. 222 00:09:55,562 --> 00:09:56,730 - Hi. 223 00:09:56,797 --> 00:09:59,066 - And you stole my purse that I stole. 224 00:09:59,132 --> 00:10:01,468 - He stole it fair and square. 225 00:10:01,534 --> 00:10:03,603 - But... but we're the heroes. 226 00:10:03,671 --> 00:10:07,775 President Krabs hired us to protect the city. 227 00:10:07,841 --> 00:10:08,776 - [gasps] 228 00:10:08,842 --> 00:10:09,977 Um, no. 229 00:10:10,043 --> 00:10:11,178 I didn't hire... 230 00:10:11,244 --> 00:10:12,680 I mean, uh... 231 00:10:12,746 --> 00:10:14,247 I'm-a someone-a else-a. 232 00:10:14,314 --> 00:10:15,849 Not-a President-a Krabs-a. 233 00:10:15,916 --> 00:10:17,651 Go, go, go, go. 234 00:10:20,353 --> 00:10:22,856 - But we're the good guys. 235 00:10:22,923 --> 00:10:24,424 - No, you ninny. 236 00:10:24,491 --> 00:10:28,662 The citizens wanted me to stop you. 237 00:10:28,729 --> 00:10:30,964 I'm the good guy. 238 00:10:31,031 --> 00:10:34,501 [cheers and applause] 239 00:10:34,567 --> 00:10:36,136 See? 240 00:10:36,203 --> 00:10:42,575 - Since she's the good guy, why don't we just be the bad guys? 241 00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:44,712 - Oh, yeah. 242 00:10:44,778 --> 00:10:50,017 We're evil now. 243 00:10:50,083 --> 00:10:52,720 All: Evil goatees. 244 00:10:52,786 --> 00:10:53,787 - What the? 245 00:10:53,854 --> 00:10:54,988 - All right. 246 00:10:55,055 --> 00:10:57,024 Time for some villainy. 247 00:10:57,090 --> 00:10:59,359 [grunting] 248 00:10:59,426 --> 00:11:03,731 But first, let's get rid of this pesky hero. 249 00:11:03,797 --> 00:11:07,034 Evil ink web. 250 00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:09,236 Now let's wreak some havoc. 251 00:11:09,302 --> 00:11:10,370 - As a family. 252 00:11:10,437 --> 00:11:12,239 [laughter and explosions] 253 00:11:12,305 --> 00:11:16,109 - Let's go. 254 00:11:17,477 --> 00:11:19,713 - Try jiggling the antenna. 255 00:11:24,852 --> 00:11:28,722 - [humming] 256 00:11:28,789 --> 00:11:30,657 [all munching] 257 00:11:30,724 --> 00:11:33,393 I've got a special stack for someone 258 00:11:33,460 --> 00:11:39,132 who got a special job as an art museum security guard. 259 00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:40,199 - Wow. 260 00:11:40,233 --> 00:11:43,103 It looks exactly like me. 261 00:11:43,170 --> 00:11:45,205 Thanks, hon. - Mwah! 262 00:11:45,272 --> 00:11:48,075 I am so proud of you. 263 00:11:48,141 --> 00:11:49,910 - Oh, what's the big deal? 264 00:11:49,977 --> 00:11:52,279 It's his fifth job this week. 265 00:11:52,345 --> 00:11:56,116 - Can't I make you proud just once, Dad? 266 00:11:56,183 --> 00:11:58,218 - Son, I'm never proud of you. 267 00:11:58,285 --> 00:12:00,754 But at least I'm consistent. 268 00:12:00,821 --> 00:12:02,022 Mwah! 269 00:12:02,089 --> 00:12:03,623 - Oh, Dad. 270 00:12:03,690 --> 00:12:05,793 [bell tolling] 271 00:12:05,859 --> 00:12:07,160 Holy smokes. 272 00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:08,929 I'm going to be late for my first day. 273 00:12:08,996 --> 00:12:12,399 [grunting] 274 00:12:12,465 --> 00:12:15,268 - See you in the morning, hon. 275 00:12:15,335 --> 00:12:16,669 - Good night, honey. - Snoring 276 00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:19,539 [regal music] 277 00:12:19,606 --> 00:12:22,876 - Welcome to your first night, Mr. Star. 278 00:12:22,943 --> 00:12:26,013 Your duty is to guard the Upton collection 279 00:12:26,079 --> 00:12:28,215 of priceless artwork. 280 00:12:28,281 --> 00:12:31,351 And make sure no ill will comes to it. 281 00:12:31,418 --> 00:12:36,189 You have no idea what unspeakable atrocities 282 00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:38,525 my family had to perpetrate... 283 00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:43,163 uh, I mean, endure... to obtain this collection. 284 00:12:43,230 --> 00:12:44,597 The horror. 285 00:12:44,664 --> 00:12:45,899 The bloodshed. 286 00:12:45,966 --> 00:12:48,335 The... hmm? 287 00:12:48,401 --> 00:12:51,905 - This security guard flashlight sure is nifty. 288 00:12:51,972 --> 00:12:53,606 - And don't touch the art. 289 00:12:53,673 --> 00:12:56,944 Make sure all the artwork stays in its proper place. 290 00:12:57,010 --> 00:12:59,880 Such as this one. 291 00:12:59,947 --> 00:13:03,450 Finally, and most importantly, 292 00:13:03,516 --> 00:13:08,421 do not let anyone in. 293 00:13:08,488 --> 00:13:09,823 - All right, everyone. 294 00:13:09,890 --> 00:13:11,091 You heard the lady. 295 00:13:11,158 --> 00:13:12,059 - Whoa! 296 00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:13,126 - Scram. 297 00:13:13,193 --> 00:13:15,128 Get out of here. 298 00:13:15,195 --> 00:13:18,465 No one allowed in the museum. 299 00:13:18,531 --> 00:13:24,872 - After closing, you nincompoop. 300 00:13:24,938 --> 00:13:29,709 I am offended. 301 00:13:29,776 --> 00:13:32,479 - Huh? 302 00:13:32,545 --> 00:13:36,416 Dad left the most important part of his job uniform 303 00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:41,554 at home, his official security briefs. 304 00:13:41,621 --> 00:13:45,825 I can't imagine the torture he's going through. 305 00:13:45,893 --> 00:13:48,395 - [teeth chattering] 306 00:13:48,461 --> 00:13:50,330 - I'm coming, Dad. 307 00:13:50,397 --> 00:13:54,067 - Patrick, it's cold out this time of night. 308 00:13:54,134 --> 00:13:56,803 If you're going to go all the way to see your dad, 309 00:13:56,870 --> 00:13:59,206 make sure you wear your sweater. 310 00:13:59,272 --> 00:14:00,974 Not to mention your face warmer. 311 00:14:01,041 --> 00:14:04,611 And here's a bag to store your father's underwear. 312 00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:05,812 There. 313 00:14:05,879 --> 00:14:07,747 Now you're safe to go out at night. 314 00:14:07,814 --> 00:14:11,318 Oh, remember, what's a nice, positive thing to say 315 00:14:11,384 --> 00:14:14,087 to everyone you meet tonight? 316 00:14:14,154 --> 00:14:17,190 - Reach for the sky. 317 00:14:17,257 --> 00:14:18,391 Thanks, Mom. 318 00:14:18,458 --> 00:14:21,895 Gotta run. 319 00:14:21,962 --> 00:14:23,830 - Hmm. 320 00:14:23,897 --> 00:14:26,099 Oh. Oh, no. 321 00:14:26,166 --> 00:14:29,536 My first night on the job, and some vandal graffito 322 00:14:29,602 --> 00:14:31,972 tagged this painting. 323 00:14:32,039 --> 00:14:33,140 [grunting] 324 00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:34,474 Ha. 325 00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:36,944 There. That's better. 326 00:14:37,010 --> 00:14:39,546 Hmm. 327 00:14:39,612 --> 00:14:42,249 You got a little schmutz on your everything. 328 00:14:42,315 --> 00:14:44,684 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 329 00:14:44,751 --> 00:14:48,055 Hey, no food allowed in the museum. 330 00:14:50,924 --> 00:14:52,292 [spitting] 331 00:14:52,359 --> 00:14:53,359 Whoo! 332 00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:54,761 An art thief. 333 00:14:54,827 --> 00:14:57,864 Hey, buddy, no one allowed in the museum. 334 00:14:57,931 --> 00:15:01,668 You better not be stealing stuff. 335 00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:03,971 Ah, so you won't talk, eh? 336 00:15:04,037 --> 00:15:07,975 Strong, silent type. 337 00:15:08,041 --> 00:15:09,276 Ooh. 338 00:15:09,342 --> 00:15:10,978 I don't like that stone-cold look 339 00:15:11,044 --> 00:15:12,379 on your chiseled features. 340 00:15:12,445 --> 00:15:15,015 If you're not going to comply, sir, 341 00:15:15,082 --> 00:15:17,317 then I'll take you by force. 342 00:15:17,384 --> 00:15:19,919 Yah! Ah-hoo! Ha! 343 00:15:19,987 --> 00:15:21,121 [grunting] 344 00:15:21,188 --> 00:15:22,455 [panting] 345 00:15:22,522 --> 00:15:23,823 Give up yet? 346 00:15:23,890 --> 00:15:25,192 [grunts] Uh-oh. 347 00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:26,359 [groaning] 348 00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:28,195 [mumbling] 349 00:15:28,261 --> 00:15:30,063 [grunts] 350 00:15:30,130 --> 00:15:31,298 [panting] 351 00:15:31,364 --> 00:15:32,565 And stay out. 352 00:15:36,169 --> 00:15:37,370 - [sobbing] 353 00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:39,206 Finally. 354 00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:41,341 I'm free. I'm free! 355 00:15:41,408 --> 00:15:42,408 I'm free! 356 00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:45,012 [tires screeching] 357 00:15:45,078 --> 00:15:48,815 - Wow. Thanks for the super-fast ride 358 00:15:48,881 --> 00:15:51,651 and the free watches and wallets. 359 00:15:51,718 --> 00:15:53,853 You guys are so nice. 360 00:15:53,920 --> 00:15:56,223 - Floor it! 361 00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:58,992 - Keep reaching for the sky. 362 00:15:59,059 --> 00:16:01,928 - Hey, kid, could you lend me a hand? 363 00:16:01,995 --> 00:16:03,296 Or a whole body? 364 00:16:03,363 --> 00:16:05,665 - No can do, Mr. Severed Head. 365 00:16:05,732 --> 00:16:08,301 I gotta get my dad his lost underwear. 366 00:16:08,368 --> 00:16:10,203 - Cripes. That's important. 367 00:16:10,270 --> 00:16:12,239 Go, go, go. 368 00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:14,774 - On it. 369 00:16:14,841 --> 00:16:17,144 [grunting] 370 00:16:17,210 --> 00:16:19,112 Oh, barnacles. 371 00:16:19,179 --> 00:16:21,081 - Same thing happened to me. 372 00:16:21,148 --> 00:16:22,149 - Dang it. 373 00:16:22,215 --> 00:16:23,850 Hmm. 374 00:16:23,916 --> 00:16:26,886 Maybe there's something around here to help me break in. 375 00:16:26,953 --> 00:16:29,456 Ooh. Ooh. 376 00:16:29,522 --> 00:16:31,858 I can throw this rock. 377 00:16:31,924 --> 00:16:32,692 Ha. 378 00:16:32,759 --> 00:16:35,362 Even better, a key. 379 00:16:35,428 --> 00:16:36,463 [glass shattering] 380 00:16:36,529 --> 00:16:37,464 Thanks, key. 381 00:16:37,530 --> 00:16:39,766 [alarm blaring] 382 00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:41,134 Oh, boy. 383 00:16:41,201 --> 00:16:43,703 I must've won a prize. 384 00:16:43,770 --> 00:16:45,772 Oh, I'd better get Daddy's underwear 385 00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:48,575 before the media shows up. 386 00:16:48,641 --> 00:16:53,346 - [scatting] 387 00:16:53,413 --> 00:16:55,382 [alarms blaring] Huh? 388 00:16:55,448 --> 00:17:00,387 Someone must have won a prize. 389 00:17:00,453 --> 00:17:04,023 Come out, come out, wherever you are. 390 00:17:04,091 --> 00:17:05,091 Hey. 391 00:17:05,125 --> 00:17:06,025 [grunting] 392 00:17:06,093 --> 00:17:08,361 - Hello? 393 00:17:08,428 --> 00:17:09,562 Hello? 394 00:17:09,629 --> 00:17:11,664 Gee, where could he be? 395 00:17:11,731 --> 00:17:13,733 - Congratulations. 396 00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:16,103 - [gasps] What's that horrible voice? 397 00:17:16,169 --> 00:17:19,239 It better not be after my dad's underwear. 398 00:17:19,306 --> 00:17:21,208 - Come claim your prize. 399 00:17:21,274 --> 00:17:24,711 - [gasping] 400 00:17:24,777 --> 00:17:26,346 Oh! 401 00:17:26,413 --> 00:17:29,316 - [grunting] 402 00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:30,317 - Oh! 403 00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:32,952 - [moaning] 404 00:17:33,019 --> 00:17:35,622 - G... g... ghost. 405 00:17:35,688 --> 00:17:37,357 - B... b... b... burglar. 406 00:17:37,424 --> 00:17:39,892 - [yelling] 407 00:17:43,463 --> 00:17:44,964 Ooh! Ahh! 408 00:17:45,031 --> 00:17:47,200 - [panting] 409 00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:50,137 - Hey, pal, are you going to order something 410 00:17:50,203 --> 00:17:51,338 or just sit there? 411 00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:53,072 - Aha! 412 00:17:53,140 --> 00:17:55,375 - [yelling] 413 00:17:55,442 --> 00:17:56,576 - Cheapskate. 414 00:17:58,178 --> 00:18:00,613 - [panting] 415 00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:04,884 Come and get me, Mr. Ghost. 416 00:18:04,951 --> 00:18:07,053 - [yelling] 417 00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:09,222 - [chomping] 418 00:18:09,289 --> 00:18:10,723 [gasping] 419 00:18:10,790 --> 00:18:13,293 - Heh-heh. - Ohh. 420 00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:16,129 [picture rattling] 421 00:18:23,236 --> 00:18:25,538 Oh, excuse me, miss. 422 00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:27,840 - Aha! 423 00:18:27,907 --> 00:18:29,008 Huh? 424 00:18:29,075 --> 00:18:32,712 [grunting] 425 00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:35,248 Now I got you. 426 00:18:35,315 --> 00:18:39,486 [grunting] 427 00:18:39,552 --> 00:18:41,821 - [sighing] 428 00:18:46,092 --> 00:18:48,561 - [grunting] 429 00:18:53,099 --> 00:18:54,167 - Bleh. 430 00:18:54,234 --> 00:18:56,869 I'm tired of running and hiding. 431 00:18:56,936 --> 00:19:00,307 I gotta defeat this ghost once and for all. 432 00:19:02,108 --> 00:19:04,444 [grunting] 433 00:19:04,511 --> 00:19:08,315 [breathing heavy] 434 00:19:08,381 --> 00:19:09,749 Yah! Phew. 435 00:19:11,884 --> 00:19:15,555 This high-tech ghost trap ought to do the trick. 436 00:19:15,622 --> 00:19:18,325 - Burglar. 437 00:19:18,391 --> 00:19:21,160 I know you're near. 438 00:19:21,228 --> 00:19:22,729 - Yes, I am. 439 00:19:22,795 --> 00:19:29,168 And I have every ghost's favorite treat, underwear. 440 00:19:29,236 --> 00:19:30,236 - Aha. 441 00:19:30,270 --> 00:19:32,505 No escaping this time. 442 00:19:32,572 --> 00:19:34,374 Oh! 443 00:19:34,441 --> 00:19:37,910 [grunting] 444 00:19:38,645 --> 00:19:41,281 Eh-ahh! Ow! 445 00:19:41,348 --> 00:19:44,584 Ugh! Ahh! Ahh! Oh! 446 00:19:44,651 --> 00:19:46,586 [grunts] 447 00:19:46,653 --> 00:19:48,855 Is that all you got, burglar? 448 00:19:48,921 --> 00:19:52,659 Put 'em up. Put 'em up. 449 00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:54,694 - [whinnying] 450 00:19:54,761 --> 00:19:55,695 - [grunts] 451 00:19:55,762 --> 00:19:57,530 [mumbling] 452 00:19:57,597 --> 00:19:59,198 [yelling] 453 00:19:59,266 --> 00:20:00,267 Ugh! 454 00:20:00,333 --> 00:20:01,434 - Ghost. 455 00:20:01,501 --> 00:20:04,437 [dramatic music] 456 00:20:04,504 --> 00:20:06,706 ♪ ♪ 457 00:20:06,773 --> 00:20:11,143 Your reign of terror ends now. 458 00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:13,413 [yelling] 459 00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:14,647 - [grunts] 460 00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:17,517 - Get thee back to the great beyond. 461 00:20:17,584 --> 00:20:19,185 - Darn burglar. 462 00:20:19,252 --> 00:20:23,756 You won't get these priceless paintings. 463 00:20:23,823 --> 00:20:27,126 - You won't get this underwear. 464 00:20:27,193 --> 00:20:31,331 [both grunting] 465 00:20:31,398 --> 00:20:34,267 [both gasping] 466 00:20:34,334 --> 00:20:35,635 - Wait. 467 00:20:35,702 --> 00:20:37,036 Son? 468 00:20:37,103 --> 00:20:38,338 - Dad? 469 00:20:38,405 --> 00:20:41,408 I didn't know you died and became a ghost. 470 00:20:41,474 --> 00:20:43,610 - No, son. 471 00:20:43,676 --> 00:20:46,245 I'm very much still alive. 472 00:20:46,313 --> 00:20:47,314 See? 473 00:20:47,380 --> 00:20:48,648 - Hooray for living. 474 00:20:48,715 --> 00:20:51,050 - Say, why did you come to the museum 475 00:20:51,117 --> 00:20:53,019 in the middle of the night? 476 00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:55,588 You're not turning to a life of crime, are you? 477 00:20:55,655 --> 00:20:56,923 - Not yet, Dad. 478 00:20:56,989 --> 00:20:59,659 I came here to give you these. 479 00:20:59,726 --> 00:21:01,594 - My security briefs. 480 00:21:01,661 --> 00:21:04,531 No wonder I felt so drafty down there. 481 00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:06,132 Thanks, son. 482 00:21:06,198 --> 00:21:08,501 How's about we go home and have some morning dinner? 483 00:21:08,568 --> 00:21:10,603 - Oh! I love morning... 484 00:21:10,670 --> 00:21:13,340 - ♪ Morning ♪ 485 00:21:13,406 --> 00:21:17,176 Hope you had a wonderful first night. 486 00:21:17,243 --> 00:21:20,880 - [whinnying] 487 00:21:20,947 --> 00:21:24,183 - What happened here? 488 00:21:24,250 --> 00:21:25,318 - Uh. 489 00:21:25,385 --> 00:21:27,053 - It was all him. 490 00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:28,821 - [growls] 491 00:21:28,888 --> 00:21:31,558 Somehow the both of you are going to replace 492 00:21:31,624 --> 00:21:33,493 all of this artwork. 493 00:21:33,560 --> 00:21:35,328 [both gulp] 494 00:21:35,395 --> 00:21:37,664 [regal music] 495 00:21:37,730 --> 00:21:39,899 - As you'll see, the collection continues 496 00:21:39,966 --> 00:21:42,935 to be in pristine condition. 497 00:21:43,002 --> 00:21:45,572 [together] Ooh. 498 00:21:45,638 --> 00:21:48,107 - Step lively now. Come-come. 499 00:21:48,174 --> 00:21:50,009 - [chomping] 500 00:21:50,076 --> 00:21:51,210 [indistinct chatter] 501 00:21:51,277 --> 00:21:54,647 - [whistling] 502 00:21:54,714 --> 00:21:57,083 [indistinct chatter] 503 00:21:57,149 --> 00:21:58,818 How are you doing up there, Dad? 504 00:21:58,885 --> 00:22:00,853 - Just fine, son. 505 00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:03,756 Thank goodness you brought me my underwear. 506 00:22:03,806 --> 00:22:08,356 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 30748

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