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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,171 --> 00:00:07,048 {\an8}Previously on The Kardashians... 2 00:00:07,048 --> 00:00:08,883 I definitely have a hard time relaxing. 3 00:00:08,883 --> 00:00:11,678 There's just so much that has to be done. It's non-stop. 4 00:00:11,678 --> 00:00:13,638 - Definitely I'm like a workaholic. - Yeah. 5 00:00:13,638 --> 00:00:15,015 Probably a problem. 6 00:00:15,015 --> 00:00:17,851 Suddenly... I can't do all the... Things. 7 00:00:17,851 --> 00:00:20,854 It's just like... My hip goes out. 8 00:00:20,854 --> 00:00:23,523 The hip replacement will last the rest of your life. 9 00:00:23,648 --> 00:00:25,233 Do it now, and get it over with, 10 00:00:25,233 --> 00:00:27,110 - so you go live your life. - Yeah. 11 00:00:27,235 --> 00:00:30,447 I cried nonstop all day for the first three weeks. 12 00:00:30,447 --> 00:00:31,614 Emotional roller coaster. 13 00:00:31,614 --> 00:00:34,325 It's just the baby blues, and then it kind of goes away. 14 00:00:34,617 --> 00:00:37,537 {\an8}Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker are married. 15 00:00:40,415 --> 00:00:41,666 Well, guess what? 16 00:01:10,153 --> 00:01:12,906 Oh, my God! No. No. 17 00:01:12,906 --> 00:01:15,200 This is a really, really big week for us. 18 00:01:15,325 --> 00:01:17,160 Every day is crazy. 19 00:01:17,285 --> 00:01:19,412 We just got back from the Grammys. 20 00:01:19,537 --> 00:01:23,041 We have this photo shoot for Daring vegan chicken. 21 00:01:23,041 --> 00:01:25,919 Babe, Peter's harassing me. Look. 22 00:01:25,919 --> 00:01:29,339 - He's putting these craziest wigs. - I love that, babe. 23 00:01:29,339 --> 00:01:33,593 - Stop. Stop, right now. - I love it. 24 00:01:33,593 --> 00:01:35,011 We have Jimmy Kimmel. 25 00:01:35,011 --> 00:01:39,349 We have show press all week for the launch of our Hulu show, 26 00:01:39,349 --> 00:01:41,476 you may have heard of it, The Kardashians. 27 00:01:41,476 --> 00:01:42,685 You've got to stop. 28 00:01:42,685 --> 00:01:46,231 - This could sink the campaign. - It's so hot. 29 00:01:46,231 --> 00:01:48,274 Also our Hulu launched premiere 30 00:01:48,274 --> 00:01:50,652 where we can all watch the show together. 31 00:01:51,444 --> 00:01:54,364 And we got married. 32 00:01:54,781 --> 00:01:57,534 {\an8}Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker are married. 33 00:01:57,534 --> 00:01:59,702 {\an8}Five and a half hours after the Grammys, 34 00:01:59,702 --> 00:02:02,664 {\an8}Travis tied the knot with Kourt in a secret ceremony. 35 00:02:02,664 --> 00:02:04,332 It's so good for you. 36 00:02:04,332 --> 00:02:06,751 The fact that you think this is hot is alarming. 37 00:02:06,751 --> 00:02:09,504 - Babe. - This was my haircut in 6th grade. 38 00:02:09,504 --> 00:02:12,173 - Really? - It's horrendous. 39 00:02:12,632 --> 00:02:15,260 We are onto something, babe. No. 40 00:02:15,260 --> 00:02:19,639 Stop right now. This is... No. No. 41 00:02:20,181 --> 00:02:21,891 So can we talk about Vegas? 42 00:02:21,891 --> 00:02:23,518 {\an8}- Yeah. - What happened? 43 00:02:24,644 --> 00:02:25,645 Babe. 44 00:02:25,645 --> 00:02:27,897 - Many things happened in Vegas. - Yeah. 45 00:02:27,897 --> 00:02:30,275 Babe, should we show Simon our videos? 46 00:02:30,275 --> 00:02:31,985 - Yes, you have to. - Yeah. 47 00:02:35,321 --> 00:02:36,406 Well, guess what? 48 00:02:37,657 --> 00:02:41,536 I guess what happens in Vegas doesn't always stay in Vegas. 49 00:02:41,536 --> 00:02:43,288 I don't even know where to begin. 50 00:02:43,288 --> 00:02:45,999 Vegas with Travis is really fun. 51 00:02:46,332 --> 00:02:49,377 He's like, "It's the Grammys and it's our first Grammys together, 52 00:02:49,377 --> 00:02:52,088 "let's make this the best night ever." 53 00:02:52,088 --> 00:02:56,342 We had the best day and night at the Grammys. 54 00:02:57,343 --> 00:03:00,054 And then after, we went to eat... We were starving. 55 00:03:00,054 --> 00:03:05,143 We found the best vegan sushi dive restaurant 56 00:03:05,143 --> 00:03:06,519 in a strip mall. 57 00:03:09,314 --> 00:03:10,315 {\an8}It is. 58 00:03:10,315 --> 00:03:13,568 {\an8}It's like made of like tofu and avocado and like... 59 00:03:14,986 --> 00:03:17,655 I know, but it's a vegan sushi. It's like sushi rolls. 60 00:03:17,989 --> 00:03:18,990 It's so good. 61 00:03:18,990 --> 00:03:21,534 - And then we were like... - She started looking more into it. 62 00:03:21,534 --> 00:03:24,412 Looking up like cute little chapels. 63 00:03:24,412 --> 00:03:27,415 We knew that Elvis had to marry us. 64 00:03:27,540 --> 00:03:29,709 It was the only one open at that hour. 65 00:03:29,834 --> 00:03:33,046 Nobody was around, like it was security, his manager... 66 00:03:33,046 --> 00:03:35,423 And then my drum tech who's like a photographer. 67 00:03:35,423 --> 00:03:37,967 - Did you walk down the aisle? - Yes. 68 00:03:38,134 --> 00:03:39,260 I can't... 69 00:03:39,677 --> 00:03:42,931 - Please tell me you have videos of this. - But I blacked out. 70 00:03:42,931 --> 00:03:44,974 I actually don't remember, though. 71 00:03:45,683 --> 00:03:48,353 I didn't even remember Elvis, like, sang to me, 72 00:03:48,353 --> 00:03:50,897 walking down the aisle, I just didn't remember. 73 00:03:50,897 --> 00:03:52,690 I didn't remember I had a bouquet. 74 00:03:52,815 --> 00:03:55,026 - The bouquet on the floor. - God! 75 00:03:55,026 --> 00:03:57,320 After I threw the bouquet. 76 00:03:57,320 --> 00:04:00,949 - I can't believe this happened. - I threw the bouquet in the air. 77 00:04:00,949 --> 00:04:02,075 Oh, my... 78 00:04:02,492 --> 00:04:03,826 This is insane. 79 00:04:11,334 --> 00:04:12,335 I'm dying! 80 00:04:13,628 --> 00:04:15,964 I'm, like, slurring if you can't hear. 81 00:04:17,215 --> 00:04:20,218 When they were like, "Do you, Travis, take Khloé..." 82 00:04:20,218 --> 00:04:21,970 She fell to the ground. 83 00:04:22,095 --> 00:04:24,806 - Khloé? Stop. - Yes, they kept calling her Khloé. 84 00:04:24,806 --> 00:04:27,350 When Elvis was marrying us, he's like, 85 00:04:27,350 --> 00:04:30,103 "I, Khloé, take thee Travis." 86 00:04:30,103 --> 00:04:34,023 And I just, like, lost my mind, fell straight on the floor, 87 00:04:34,023 --> 00:04:35,608 and we, like, couldn't get up. 88 00:04:35,608 --> 00:04:38,569 You guys, Kourt was on one. It was so good. 89 00:04:38,569 --> 00:04:41,531 Yeah, tequila. Tequila Kourtney is a person. 90 00:04:41,698 --> 00:04:44,784 - Yeah, it is like... - It's a whole thing. 91 00:04:44,951 --> 00:04:46,411 She is her own person. 92 00:04:46,703 --> 00:04:48,329 I did throw up after, though, 93 00:04:48,329 --> 00:04:52,000 and took my top off and unbuttoned my pants, 94 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:55,545 and I had to walk back through the hotel 95 00:04:55,545 --> 00:04:57,755 with a million people taking my photo. 96 00:04:58,381 --> 00:05:00,466 I was a hot slob kebab. 97 00:05:00,883 --> 00:05:04,220 If that's anything like our real wedding, I'll be really stoked. 98 00:05:04,220 --> 00:05:05,513 'Cause it was awesome. 99 00:05:05,638 --> 00:05:08,391 - It was so fun. - That was the most fun. 100 00:05:09,517 --> 00:05:11,477 We did try to get a license, 101 00:05:11,477 --> 00:05:15,315 but they wouldn't give us the certificate. 102 00:05:15,606 --> 00:05:16,858 It was 2:00 a.m., 103 00:05:16,983 --> 00:05:19,902 and I'm sure we probably could have got a license the next day, 104 00:05:19,902 --> 00:05:23,406 but what could be a more fun night in Vegas? 105 00:05:23,531 --> 00:05:25,616 I am truly living my best life. 106 00:05:26,492 --> 00:05:28,745 Don't let anyone tell you any different. 107 00:05:30,663 --> 00:05:32,248 Perfect. I'm ready. 108 00:05:32,248 --> 00:05:33,708 - You're ready? - I'm ready. 109 00:05:33,708 --> 00:05:34,792 Are we good? 110 00:05:34,792 --> 00:05:36,794 - Two-three minutes. - Two-three minutes? 111 00:05:36,794 --> 00:05:39,213 - And Kourtney's getting her first look? - Yeah. 112 00:05:39,672 --> 00:05:42,467 Simon Huck, who's one of my best friends, 113 00:05:42,633 --> 00:05:44,969 started working with the brand, Daring Chicken. 114 00:05:45,136 --> 00:05:48,765 And doing the campaign for this vegan chicken brand 115 00:05:49,390 --> 00:05:51,017 just makes sense for us, 116 00:05:51,017 --> 00:05:53,770 and it's something that we're both really passionate about. 117 00:05:55,521 --> 00:05:58,358 {\an8}I guess vegans do have more fun. 118 00:05:58,358 --> 00:06:00,443 It's like so cheesy. 119 00:06:01,361 --> 00:06:02,653 Here's your bucket. 120 00:06:03,613 --> 00:06:04,989 - They are delicious. - It's good. 121 00:06:05,156 --> 00:06:06,199 I would not lie to you. 122 00:06:10,203 --> 00:06:12,997 All right, okay, let's go. And, action! 123 00:06:18,002 --> 00:06:19,212 Here we go 124 00:06:19,212 --> 00:06:21,714 I got this feeling I, I got this feeling... 125 00:06:22,632 --> 00:06:25,259 That's good, that's good. 126 00:06:26,219 --> 00:06:28,012 All right. Got that. 127 00:06:37,772 --> 00:06:40,191 We're two weeks. Can you believe it? 128 00:06:40,191 --> 00:06:42,527 {\an8}Listen, I'll be happy just to be moving around 129 00:06:42,527 --> 00:06:44,070 {\an8}the way that I like to move around. 130 00:06:44,070 --> 00:06:49,492 {\an8}This is very slow for me. I don't have a lot of patience. 131 00:06:49,492 --> 00:06:50,660 - I know. - You know? 132 00:06:50,660 --> 00:06:52,703 Yeah. No. I totally get it. 133 00:06:52,703 --> 00:06:54,288 Just remember, it takes six weeks 134 00:06:54,288 --> 00:06:56,290 - for the bone to be attached. - Yeah. 135 00:06:56,290 --> 00:06:59,335 It's been two weeks since my surgery and I'm really excited 136 00:06:59,335 --> 00:07:01,295 because I'm getting my stitches out today. 137 00:07:01,295 --> 00:07:03,506 Walk over to that Pilates reformer. 138 00:07:03,506 --> 00:07:05,716 I just want to see you walk a little bit. 139 00:07:06,050 --> 00:07:09,971 I'm just ready for this to be over, and I just want to get back to my life. 140 00:07:10,096 --> 00:07:12,849 - Do you wanna take the stitches out? - Yeah. I wanna do that. 141 00:07:12,849 --> 00:07:16,060 Okay. All right, go away. You don't need to watch this. 142 00:07:16,060 --> 00:07:19,147 - Yeah. Give her a second. - Okay. 143 00:07:19,147 --> 00:07:22,108 We're gonna take this whole plastic thing off. 144 00:07:26,237 --> 00:07:29,824 - Shit! - Sorry. Sorry, one more and we're done. 145 00:07:32,201 --> 00:07:35,663 This one's a little stuck. But you're good. You're good. 146 00:07:35,663 --> 00:07:37,081 - Finito. - Sorry I yelled. 147 00:07:37,081 --> 00:07:39,125 - It's okay. It's okay. - I know. 148 00:07:39,125 --> 00:07:41,252 Yeah, I had six kids and didn't cry. 149 00:07:41,502 --> 00:07:44,088 - You're okay. Totally fine. - Whoo! Okay. 150 00:07:44,088 --> 00:07:46,174 - Finished. - Thank you. Sorry. 151 00:07:46,174 --> 00:07:47,758 It's just such a mind . 152 00:07:49,635 --> 00:07:51,137 Such a mind . 153 00:07:54,515 --> 00:07:55,641 It's going to be okay. 154 00:07:57,977 --> 00:08:02,023 Just feel... Sometimes you just feel defeated, 155 00:08:02,023 --> 00:08:04,358 but I feel really good today. 156 00:08:04,358 --> 00:08:06,402 - That's great. - It's just emotional. 157 00:08:06,527 --> 00:08:10,615 It's just the whole thing is emotional and there's some days that are painful, 158 00:08:10,615 --> 00:08:12,700 I'm not going to lie, that have been 159 00:08:12,700 --> 00:08:15,620 really a struggle to get through a night. 160 00:08:15,745 --> 00:08:18,664 All of a sudden you feel like you can't just get up and go, 161 00:08:18,664 --> 00:08:22,168 - because your limit, you have to heal. - You don't understand these... 162 00:08:22,168 --> 00:08:24,879 - I don't even understand why I'm crying. - Aw. 163 00:08:26,005 --> 00:08:28,883 Some days are just more emotional than others, 164 00:08:28,883 --> 00:08:31,052 and it's not even I don't know. 165 00:08:31,052 --> 00:08:33,387 It's hard to explain, but... 166 00:08:33,596 --> 00:08:34,889 I'm getting there. 167 00:08:34,889 --> 00:08:37,892 I'm just so relieved I can get back to my life 168 00:08:37,892 --> 00:08:39,852 and do all the things that I love to do. 169 00:08:39,852 --> 00:08:42,480 So this is the new me. 170 00:08:42,480 --> 00:08:44,565 For you, you're healthy, you're physical, 171 00:08:44,565 --> 00:08:46,067 you have great bone quality. 172 00:08:46,400 --> 00:08:48,611 Right now, you're moving around pretty good. 173 00:08:48,611 --> 00:08:51,239 I have really good bone quality. 174 00:08:51,239 --> 00:08:56,327 Just in case you wanted to know what is my, you know, talents. 175 00:08:57,745 --> 00:08:59,080 I have good bone quality. 176 00:08:59,872 --> 00:09:00,915 How about that? 177 00:09:25,273 --> 00:09:26,482 Hello. 178 00:09:26,857 --> 00:09:28,734 - Hi. - Hi. 179 00:09:29,944 --> 00:09:32,572 - You're walking. - Every day gets a little bit better, 180 00:09:32,572 --> 00:09:34,949 but I had my stitches taken out today. 181 00:09:35,116 --> 00:09:37,034 You did? Where do you have a scar? 182 00:09:37,535 --> 00:09:40,288 - It's like this. - It is? 183 00:09:40,288 --> 00:09:43,082 I thought it was like a little thing that they went in, 184 00:09:43,082 --> 00:09:44,750 like, kind of microscopically. 185 00:09:44,750 --> 00:09:47,044 - Oh, hell, no. - I didn't know that. 186 00:09:47,044 --> 00:09:49,839 - But yeah. - I'm so happy that my mom 187 00:09:49,839 --> 00:09:54,135 went through with this surgery so she can be here and help. 188 00:09:54,302 --> 00:09:59,223 Can you believe that Kourtney and Travis got married in Vegas? 189 00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:00,683 It's not real. 190 00:10:01,559 --> 00:10:04,270 We've all done it once in our lives. 191 00:10:04,270 --> 00:10:06,480 - Yours was real. - I know. 192 00:10:06,856 --> 00:10:09,609 {\an8}I mean, unfortunately, we've all done it. 193 00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:12,236 {\an8}I haven't done it. Who's we all? 194 00:10:12,236 --> 00:10:16,157 I'm not going to lie, it would be so disappointing 195 00:10:16,157 --> 00:10:20,536 if Kourtney really got married in Vegas and I wasn't there. 196 00:10:21,329 --> 00:10:23,914 But, I guess I'll get over it. 197 00:10:23,914 --> 00:10:26,375 I mean, been there, done that. Kim did it too. 198 00:10:26,792 --> 00:10:28,919 She didn't even tell me when she came home. 199 00:10:30,504 --> 00:10:32,256 {\an8}Yeah. I'd be afraid of me, too. 200 00:10:33,549 --> 00:10:34,759 You know what I mean? 201 00:10:34,759 --> 00:10:36,469 Are we sure it's not real? 202 00:10:37,011 --> 00:10:42,016 I mean, you can look it up on the Clark County website. 203 00:10:42,016 --> 00:10:44,226 That's how we found out you were married. 204 00:10:44,226 --> 00:10:46,270 - Yeah. It's not real. - Okay. 205 00:10:46,520 --> 00:10:49,482 It's fun. I think that they'd have had they gotten a permit. 206 00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:50,691 What does it really matter? 207 00:10:50,691 --> 00:10:54,153 She was drunk as a skunk laying on the floor, throwing up. 208 00:10:54,153 --> 00:10:55,988 Who wants to get married like that? 209 00:10:56,530 --> 00:10:59,158 - Who doesn't? Just kidding. - How sexy. 210 00:10:59,367 --> 00:11:00,409 Yeah, totally. 211 00:11:00,826 --> 00:11:02,995 What are you doing? What's this all about? 212 00:11:02,995 --> 00:11:05,414 I had this like idea 213 00:11:05,414 --> 00:11:09,627 to get some of my favorite lingerie models. 214 00:11:09,627 --> 00:11:14,006 Alessandra Ambrosio. Candice. She's so pretty. 215 00:11:14,006 --> 00:11:17,343 Heidi Klum, Tyra Banks, the majors. 216 00:11:17,343 --> 00:11:19,720 - And do a campaign? - For Skims. Yeah. 217 00:11:19,720 --> 00:11:24,225 Like the iconic girls. So I've spoken to Heidi. 218 00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:26,686 Candice loves it. 219 00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:28,521 - Remember when we did... - Yeah. 220 00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:31,732 - ...the VS Halloween? - Yeah. 221 00:11:31,732 --> 00:11:33,943 They sent me one of Candice's outfits. 222 00:11:33,943 --> 00:11:35,027 To wear? 223 00:11:35,027 --> 00:11:36,570 - Yeah. - The fact that 224 00:11:36,570 --> 00:11:39,615 you're the same size as a supermodel is wild. 225 00:11:39,615 --> 00:11:44,286 - Wings can fit anyone. - Wings can fit anyone. 226 00:11:44,286 --> 00:11:45,454 This is so pretty. 227 00:11:45,454 --> 00:11:48,499 I think I'm gonna call the the campaign The Icons. 228 00:11:48,499 --> 00:11:50,543 - Oh, I love that. -'Cause it's really... 229 00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:53,462 - The iconic fits everybody collection. - ...any kind of... Yeah. 230 00:11:53,462 --> 00:11:54,797 - With the icons. - Yeah. 231 00:11:59,343 --> 00:12:00,553 Yeah, I just don't get it. 232 00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:03,097 I don't get why being a workaholic is a bad thing. 233 00:12:03,222 --> 00:12:05,141 I get shit done. That makes me happy. 234 00:12:05,266 --> 00:12:08,436 Like I can't just sit and do nothing. 235 00:12:08,853 --> 00:12:11,230 That doesn't make me happy. 236 00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:16,569 Tyra is the one I want so badly, but she's such an entrepreneur, 237 00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:20,865 so she just has so many other things, you know, that she's doing. 238 00:12:20,865 --> 00:12:23,576 So, it's not like I have a lot of time. It's all happening. 239 00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:27,830 Once I have the idea, I was like, "Oh, shit. We need to shoot this. 240 00:12:27,830 --> 00:12:29,206 "We need to do this now." 241 00:12:29,331 --> 00:12:31,250 I mean, I just have so much to do this week 242 00:12:31,250 --> 00:12:34,044 and we have, you know, our first premier and... 243 00:12:34,044 --> 00:12:35,588 Is everybody else available? 244 00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:39,467 Everyone else. Yeah. I really, really, really want Tyra. 245 00:12:39,467 --> 00:12:43,512 And I just am not sure that she's gonna do it. 246 00:12:43,721 --> 00:12:46,015 Well, I love this. 247 00:12:46,140 --> 00:12:48,392 I love that it's happening fast and furious. 248 00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:55,691 00 a.m. The birds jumping at me 249 00:12:58,903 --> 00:13:01,030 It's like I'm starring in a Disney movie 250 00:13:02,990 --> 00:13:08,370 I'm doing, I'm doing I'm doing the best I can 251 00:13:08,370 --> 00:13:10,873 I think that I can make it there someday 252 00:13:10,873 --> 00:13:13,292 But know that even if I can't 253 00:13:13,292 --> 00:13:18,756 I'm doing, I'm doing I'm doing the best I can 254 00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:24,345 - Hello. How are you? - Hi. Welcome to the show, guys. 255 00:13:24,678 --> 00:13:28,682 We're here to promote our new Hulu show called The Kardashians. 256 00:13:29,308 --> 00:13:32,895 And it's about... wait for it. The Kardashians! 257 00:13:32,895 --> 00:13:36,065 Oh, my God, I know, it's so shocking. 258 00:13:36,065 --> 00:13:38,359 I'm excited for the red carpet tomorrow. 259 00:13:42,112 --> 00:13:43,239 - Hi. - Hi. 260 00:13:50,579 --> 00:13:51,831 KHLOÉ: Hi, baby! 261 00:13:53,165 --> 00:13:56,085 My whole family is here at Jimmy Kimmel tonight, 262 00:13:56,085 --> 00:13:59,380 and we are on to promote our new show on Hulu. 263 00:13:59,630 --> 00:14:03,467 I'm already so nervous and anxious about the premiere. 264 00:14:03,634 --> 00:14:06,136 I love you. I love you. I love you. 265 00:14:06,136 --> 00:14:07,388 And it's really emotional, 266 00:14:07,388 --> 00:14:10,599 and we have to relive things that are not fun to relive, 267 00:14:10,599 --> 00:14:13,769 we have to go through things that we've already put behind us, 268 00:14:13,769 --> 00:14:16,772 and that gets a little frustrating. Um... 269 00:14:16,772 --> 00:14:21,485 That is, I think just filling me with a little bit of anxiety. 270 00:14:21,485 --> 00:14:23,362 Mwah. I'll see you soon. 271 00:14:24,238 --> 00:14:25,489 Okay. Bye. 272 00:14:31,287 --> 00:14:32,872 Like ten hours. 273 00:14:33,289 --> 00:14:36,000 - Was is it kind of fun or was it... - Yeah, it was cool. 274 00:14:37,084 --> 00:14:40,379 Hello, how are you? How you doing? Hi, guys. How's it going? 275 00:14:41,255 --> 00:14:44,884 {\an8}Oh, hello, am I invading your space here? 276 00:14:45,301 --> 00:14:47,303 - No. Please. - I'm sorry. Hello. How are you? 277 00:14:47,303 --> 00:14:49,638 - Thank you for coming and... - You look so awesome. 278 00:14:49,638 --> 00:14:52,016 I can't believe you've never been here before. 279 00:14:52,266 --> 00:14:54,143 - Haven't I? - I mean, on stage. No. 280 00:14:54,143 --> 00:14:55,895 - No, I know. - Probably been back here. 281 00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:56,979 Yeah, every time. 282 00:14:56,979 --> 00:14:59,273 It only counts if you're on stage, you know? 283 00:14:59,273 --> 00:15:01,817 Dang! I thought I was chalking up all these points. 284 00:15:01,817 --> 00:15:03,777 They said, Jimmy wants to have a debrief, 285 00:15:03,777 --> 00:15:05,362 and I go, "Are we in trouble?" 286 00:15:05,362 --> 00:15:07,406 - No, I just came to say hello. - What did we do? 287 00:15:07,406 --> 00:15:08,782 I'm so happy. Okay. Come on. 288 00:15:08,782 --> 00:15:10,743 - All right. I'll see you later. - Chop, chop. 289 00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:12,953 - All right. - We'll see how it goes. 290 00:15:14,246 --> 00:15:16,874 Okay, I gotta pee. It's a little hard to walk in. 291 00:15:16,874 --> 00:15:20,252 I love myself, I love myself 292 00:15:20,836 --> 00:15:22,838 I love myself 293 00:15:24,673 --> 00:15:26,091 This is what I want all the time. 294 00:15:28,177 --> 00:15:29,929 I'm gonna have a consultation soon. 295 00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:32,765 - Consultation for what? - KHLOÉ: Chee chees. 296 00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:35,976 - No. - Mom, listen. It's a consultation. 297 00:15:35,976 --> 00:15:37,311 - No. - Okay. 298 00:15:37,311 --> 00:15:39,104 You're perfect the way you are, Khloé. 299 00:15:39,229 --> 00:15:41,148 Thank you, Mommy. Thank you. 300 00:15:41,148 --> 00:15:45,152 You go down this implant road, it's not always... 301 00:15:45,152 --> 00:15:48,197 I'm not doing a Pam Anderson situation. 302 00:15:48,197 --> 00:15:52,117 It's literally what I was before I lost. I just want a little... 303 00:15:52,117 --> 00:15:53,953 You know what? I'll call you later. 304 00:15:54,495 --> 00:15:57,206 Yeah. Boundaries, boundaries, boundaries. 305 00:15:57,373 --> 00:16:00,584 Starting his monologue. We have like five or ten minutes. 306 00:16:03,837 --> 00:16:05,673 Oh! 307 00:16:06,215 --> 00:16:07,216 Nice. 308 00:16:07,216 --> 00:16:09,885 Wait. Mario, you didn't get any body-makeup on my tummy.? 309 00:16:09,885 --> 00:16:12,554 - It has to match. Hurry, hurry. - Okay, everyone hurry. 310 00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:16,141 It takes a village. 311 00:16:17,059 --> 00:16:20,020 You might wanna get a video of my cute flowers. 312 00:16:20,020 --> 00:16:22,022 KHLOÉ: Let's do this, Kimberly! 313 00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:25,401 Let's do it. 314 00:16:25,401 --> 00:16:27,695 Kendall, let's not walk next to each other. 315 00:16:29,321 --> 00:16:31,407 {\an8}Our first guests, combined, 316 00:16:31,407 --> 00:16:34,034 {\an8}have nearly a billion Instagram followers. 317 00:16:34,201 --> 00:16:38,372 {\an8}Please welcome Kris, Kourtney, Kim, Khloé and Kendall. The Kardashians. 318 00:16:45,087 --> 00:16:46,338 Welcome, how are you? 319 00:16:46,547 --> 00:16:49,091 I love to have experiences with my girls, 320 00:16:49,091 --> 00:16:50,968 and it's good to be back in action, 321 00:16:50,968 --> 00:16:55,347 and I'm so excited, my stitches are out, I feel better than ever. 322 00:16:55,347 --> 00:16:57,975 Kourtney, you're the Kardashian of the week. 323 00:16:57,975 --> 00:17:01,645 You and Travis Barker went to a wedding chapel in Las Vegas 324 00:17:01,645 --> 00:17:05,399 and by the way, all the photographers you have surrounding you all the time. 325 00:17:05,399 --> 00:17:07,526 This is the picture they got of this wedding. 326 00:17:08,235 --> 00:17:10,696 Kim, is this the first time you kissed Pete? 327 00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:12,364 - Yes, that is. - It is? 328 00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:15,826 Actually, for Valentine's Day, 329 00:17:15,826 --> 00:17:18,162 - he got me the rug and the whole outfit. - He did? 330 00:17:18,162 --> 00:17:21,165 - And the little Genie lamp. - Wow, the Kardashians are here. 331 00:17:21,165 --> 00:17:23,917 {\an8}Their show premieres on Hulu. We'll be right back. 332 00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:33,802 I feel like I'm drowning 333 00:17:33,802 --> 00:17:35,721 Strong 334 00:17:36,221 --> 00:17:37,556 Me and my girls 335 00:17:40,100 --> 00:17:41,935 I get blinded 336 00:17:42,227 --> 00:17:43,854 Irresistible 337 00:17:44,563 --> 00:17:47,983 Haven't you heard? I'm sure that you've heard 338 00:17:47,983 --> 00:17:52,571 Hi, guys! Hi! How are you? Thank you so much for doing this. 339 00:17:52,571 --> 00:17:55,282 {\an8}- Thank you for having me. - I'm so excited. 340 00:17:55,282 --> 00:17:56,742 {\an8}These look so amazing. 341 00:17:56,742 --> 00:18:01,622 {\an8}Today we are shooting our Icons shoot for Skims 342 00:18:01,622 --> 00:18:05,375 {\an8}and everyone that I wanted made it, including Tyra. 343 00:18:05,375 --> 00:18:07,211 {\an8}This is like such a dream come true. 344 00:18:07,211 --> 00:18:08,670 {\an8}- Hi! - I wanna give you a hug. 345 00:18:09,296 --> 00:18:12,883 {\an8}- Thanks for having me. - I have to tell you guys a funny story. 346 00:18:13,342 --> 00:18:14,593 I'll never forget it. 347 00:18:14,593 --> 00:18:18,097 So we were in Miami, my first ever Victoria's Secret show. 348 00:18:18,222 --> 00:18:19,973 I don't even know how I got in, 349 00:18:20,224 --> 00:18:22,267 and we went to some club afterwards 350 00:18:22,267 --> 00:18:25,145 and you guys were in there in VIP section. 351 00:18:25,729 --> 00:18:27,856 And this is my daughter, Northie. 352 00:18:27,856 --> 00:18:29,733 {\an8}Look at those braids! 353 00:18:29,733 --> 00:18:31,819 {\an8}Hold on, baby, I'm telling them a story. 354 00:18:31,819 --> 00:18:36,782 - And this had to have been like 2008-09. - It was 2008. 355 00:18:36,782 --> 00:18:38,951 I just had my daughter in 2008. 356 00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:43,914 2008 and I was like, staring at you guys like, oh, my God! 357 00:18:43,914 --> 00:18:45,999 So the fact that you guys are doing this, 358 00:18:45,999 --> 00:18:50,212 is such a big deal for me, like, I love you guys so much. 359 00:18:50,212 --> 00:18:52,840 And I just want you to know, like I'm so appreciative. 360 00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:54,383 Just seeing how far they've come, 361 00:18:54,383 --> 00:18:57,302 and they're all moms and these entrepreneurs, 362 00:18:57,302 --> 00:19:00,347 and still so stunning and so beautiful. 363 00:19:00,347 --> 00:19:02,975 You have no idea how iconic this is. 364 00:19:03,225 --> 00:19:05,352 You just have no idea. 365 00:19:05,352 --> 00:19:09,314 It just... They were legendary. They are legendary. 366 00:19:09,481 --> 00:19:12,151 The wings. We were wearing the wings. We were them. 367 00:19:12,526 --> 00:19:14,987 That's who we were. They were Candice's wings. 368 00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:20,075 And now I have the same girls modeling for my own brand. 369 00:19:20,492 --> 00:19:24,371 It's just the most full circle pinch me moment ever. 370 00:19:24,371 --> 00:19:26,748 {\an8}There's no one more beautiful than you guys. 371 00:19:26,748 --> 00:19:28,750 {\an8}And the fact that you are doing this... 372 00:19:29,126 --> 00:19:30,752 Oh, my God, this is so crazy. 373 00:19:30,878 --> 00:19:32,713 So why are you not doing it with us? 374 00:19:33,422 --> 00:19:35,674 - Oh, come on, guys. - There's still time. 375 00:19:35,966 --> 00:19:39,344 Well, I'm still wearing Skims, but no, I can't. 376 00:19:39,344 --> 00:19:41,805 - I love this compound you've created. - Thank you. 377 00:19:41,805 --> 00:19:43,515 - The toilet, it was good. - Thank you. 378 00:19:43,515 --> 00:19:45,309 - The toilet was talking to me. - Yes, yes. 379 00:19:45,309 --> 00:19:47,102 I walked in, it said, "Hi, Tyra." 380 00:19:47,102 --> 00:19:49,021 I was like, "What's up?" "Kim uses this." 381 00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:51,190 I'm like, "I know, about to sit on Kim's booty." 382 00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:53,650 Tyra's booty's gonna sit on Kim's booty. I had a bath. 383 00:19:53,650 --> 00:19:55,527 I had a massage. It was wonderful. 384 00:19:55,527 --> 00:19:57,905 Well, you guys are welcome here anytime. 385 00:19:57,905 --> 00:19:59,239 - Anytime. - We'll be back. 386 00:19:59,239 --> 00:20:02,993 And I know this is, like, the most evil thing to do to you guys, 387 00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:05,412 but I have a surprise coming in a few minutes. 388 00:20:05,412 --> 00:20:07,289 - Just a little snack. - Is it cake? 389 00:20:07,497 --> 00:20:10,042 No, it's... My favorite is beignets. 390 00:20:10,542 --> 00:20:12,711 It was already too late for me in any case, 391 00:20:12,711 --> 00:20:16,882 when I knew that this was happening, I already was few pizzas in 392 00:20:16,882 --> 00:20:18,467 and like, there was no return. 393 00:20:18,926 --> 00:20:23,347 But what I love about your brand and Skims is it's for every single body. 394 00:20:23,472 --> 00:20:24,640 - Of course, yeah. - You know? 395 00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:27,559 And so I'm celebrating this body. This is who I am today. 396 00:20:27,559 --> 00:20:29,102 - Let's celebrates. - I love it. 397 00:20:29,102 --> 00:20:30,604 I'll get you whatever you want. 398 00:20:30,604 --> 00:20:33,440 We're just gonna take everything that's not nailed down. 399 00:20:34,107 --> 00:20:37,736 I think you should put some Skims on, Kim, and just rock it with us. 400 00:20:37,736 --> 00:20:38,946 She's got some Skims on. 401 00:20:38,946 --> 00:20:41,740 - Get in there. - I think we should all do a group photo. 402 00:20:41,740 --> 00:20:43,742 I don't know if I could, I'm scared. 403 00:20:44,117 --> 00:20:46,286 There's like 100 people. They're all your people. 404 00:20:46,286 --> 00:20:47,621 - I know. - So it's fine. 405 00:20:47,746 --> 00:20:48,747 I know. 406 00:20:48,747 --> 00:20:52,042 Oh, my God! I'm totally not your typical model, 407 00:20:52,042 --> 00:20:54,795 but like, this is insane. 408 00:20:55,295 --> 00:20:57,214 Just for one photo? 409 00:20:57,214 --> 00:20:59,633 - Right? Yeah. - Yes. You should do it. 410 00:20:59,758 --> 00:21:03,095 I know these girls just know what they're doing and I don't. 411 00:21:03,387 --> 00:21:05,222 So, it's just freaking me out. 412 00:21:05,222 --> 00:21:08,517 Never once did I think they were going to say, "Get in the campaign." 413 00:21:09,351 --> 00:21:10,352 Iconic, boo. 414 00:21:17,609 --> 00:21:18,777 - Hi. - Hi. 415 00:21:19,820 --> 00:21:21,238 Would it be so embarrassing, 416 00:21:21,613 --> 00:21:23,949 {\an8}Heidi was like, "You have to put on something." 417 00:21:23,949 --> 00:21:25,033 {\an8}Just to take a photo. 418 00:21:25,033 --> 00:21:27,077 - Oh, my gosh. You have to do it. - One photo. 419 00:21:27,077 --> 00:21:28,537 But I wasn't prepared. 420 00:21:28,537 --> 00:21:30,956 I know but you'll look amazing no matter what. 421 00:21:30,956 --> 00:21:32,249 - See? - What? 422 00:21:32,374 --> 00:21:34,084 I got her to take her clothes off. 423 00:21:34,835 --> 00:21:36,461 You got her to take her clothes off. 424 00:21:36,586 --> 00:21:39,756 - I get Kim to take her clothes off. - And take a photo with us. 425 00:21:39,756 --> 00:21:40,841 No worries. 426 00:21:40,841 --> 00:21:42,718 What do you think I look the best in? 427 00:21:42,718 --> 00:21:44,303 In like the dippy thong. 428 00:21:44,428 --> 00:21:45,429 - Do we have that? - Yes. 429 00:21:45,429 --> 00:21:46,513 Yeah. We do. 430 00:21:46,513 --> 00:21:49,558 I really wasn't planning on it, but I'm not gonna turn it down. 431 00:21:49,558 --> 00:21:51,727 Not next to these women. 432 00:21:52,102 --> 00:21:53,353 We sandwich her. 433 00:21:53,854 --> 00:21:54,855 Okay. 434 00:21:54,855 --> 00:21:56,940 We Teidi and Hyra her from either side. 435 00:21:56,940 --> 00:21:59,359 - Teidi and Hyra her from each side. - Exactly. 436 00:21:59,359 --> 00:22:00,861 It is a Skim-some. 437 00:22:01,403 --> 00:22:03,030 Ooh! 438 00:22:03,196 --> 00:22:05,449 Dying. I need to powder. 439 00:22:07,117 --> 00:22:08,618 I wasn't planning on this. 440 00:22:09,077 --> 00:22:12,539 Thank, God, I've laser hair removaled everything from my entire body, 441 00:22:12,539 --> 00:22:14,458 so I don't have to worry about like, 442 00:22:14,458 --> 00:22:16,793 "Did I shave today?" Or anything like that. 443 00:22:17,294 --> 00:22:19,338 it. I'm in the campaign. 444 00:22:27,888 --> 00:22:31,183 I'm about to do a shoot with the icons. 445 00:22:31,850 --> 00:22:35,312 Tyra, Heidi, Candice, Alessandra 446 00:22:35,520 --> 00:22:36,897 and Kim. What? 447 00:22:36,897 --> 00:22:38,190 What? 448 00:22:38,815 --> 00:22:40,734 Okay. I'm gonna take full credit 449 00:22:40,734 --> 00:22:43,195 for her taking her clothes off for this shot, okay? 450 00:22:43,195 --> 00:22:44,321 Yep. 451 00:22:44,321 --> 00:22:46,698 I mean, we could probably even double up here. 452 00:22:53,538 --> 00:22:54,915 Yes, girls! 453 00:23:08,512 --> 00:23:09,930 Let's do a Kim classic. 454 00:23:11,014 --> 00:23:12,349 Yeah! 455 00:23:34,621 --> 00:23:36,498 And then everyone lean your heads in. 456 00:23:36,498 --> 00:23:37,833 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 457 00:23:38,125 --> 00:23:40,043 Oh, my God! I feel like a supermodel! 458 00:23:41,628 --> 00:23:42,879 It's just kind of surreal. 459 00:23:43,630 --> 00:23:44,965 Let's go get a beignet. 460 00:23:44,965 --> 00:23:48,176 I mean, I didn't even dream that I would be a part of this moment. 461 00:23:48,176 --> 00:23:49,886 So this is kind of crazy. 462 00:23:49,886 --> 00:23:52,055 No one's gonna stop us 463 00:23:52,055 --> 00:23:53,432 What shall we do? 464 00:23:54,474 --> 00:23:57,060 I don't know... I'm just gonna soak it all in. 465 00:23:57,227 --> 00:23:59,104 - We'll just order a bunch. - A bunch of bites. 466 00:23:59,271 --> 00:24:00,730 Can we do extra sugar? 467 00:24:00,730 --> 00:24:02,816 I would like to try a big one, please. 468 00:24:03,442 --> 00:24:05,193 Yes, Heidi likes it big. 469 00:24:05,193 --> 00:24:06,945 I like it big. 470 00:24:06,945 --> 00:24:08,822 I know my mom says size doesn't matter. 471 00:24:08,822 --> 00:24:10,574 What matters is that it tastes good. 472 00:24:10,574 --> 00:24:13,285 - But I think I like a big one, please. - Oh, my God. Okay. 473 00:24:13,493 --> 00:24:14,911 Thank you. 474 00:24:14,911 --> 00:24:16,079 I just want a bite. 475 00:24:16,538 --> 00:24:18,790 Well, I'm shooting lingerie. 476 00:24:18,790 --> 00:24:20,917 He has little ones. So there you go. 477 00:24:20,917 --> 00:24:22,377 Oh, my, God. They are good. 478 00:24:25,839 --> 00:24:29,301 I'm just so proud that these girls represent 479 00:24:29,301 --> 00:24:34,014 the balance that is so needed between motherhood and working. 480 00:24:34,139 --> 00:24:36,057 I'm so honored to have them. 481 00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:38,560 Kim, can you adopt me? 482 00:24:38,727 --> 00:24:40,395 I really would like to move in. 483 00:24:40,937 --> 00:24:42,397 Plus there's so much space here. 484 00:24:42,397 --> 00:24:44,065 I feel like this... 485 00:24:44,483 --> 00:24:45,734 It's just perfect for me. 486 00:24:45,901 --> 00:24:48,069 I'm just going to be moving in right here. 487 00:24:52,866 --> 00:24:55,744 I don't want it go on, go on 488 00:24:56,912 --> 00:24:59,664 Never gonna stop now, stop now 489 00:25:00,790 --> 00:25:02,209 Living for the moment 490 00:25:02,209 --> 00:25:04,419 We're crazy only now 491 00:25:06,004 --> 00:25:09,591 {\an8}Like the way I wanna be Forever young 492 00:25:10,008 --> 00:25:13,136 We are getting ready for the premiere of The Kardashians. 493 00:25:13,136 --> 00:25:14,679 This is so crazy. 494 00:25:14,679 --> 00:25:17,224 I feel like it's some huge movie premiere. 495 00:25:17,224 --> 00:25:18,725 Feels just like, 496 00:25:18,725 --> 00:25:21,645 "Oh, my God. We're like a part of the Disney fam." 497 00:25:21,770 --> 00:25:23,897 I didn't know you can do press tours like this. 498 00:25:23,897 --> 00:25:26,525 Like this must be what a movie premiere feels like. 499 00:25:27,150 --> 00:25:28,151 I'm into it. 500 00:25:33,907 --> 00:25:38,912 There's about 200-300 of our closest friends attending. 501 00:25:41,581 --> 00:25:42,874 {\an8}Big daddy is back? 502 00:25:44,793 --> 00:25:47,128 {\an8}Really? It's gonna be a fun day. 503 00:25:47,128 --> 00:25:49,005 Living for the moment 504 00:25:49,005 --> 00:25:50,632 We're crazy only no 505 00:25:50,757 --> 00:25:53,385 Did I tell you that I bought a bulletproof car? 506 00:25:53,927 --> 00:25:55,220 Never know when you need it. 507 00:25:55,220 --> 00:25:56,763 KHLOÉ: May I ask why? 508 00:25:57,055 --> 00:26:00,058 Um... Because I'm really tired of... 509 00:26:00,475 --> 00:26:02,561 - People shooting at you? - Yeah. 510 00:26:02,727 --> 00:26:05,605 I absolutely love living next door to my mom. 511 00:26:05,605 --> 00:26:07,232 How do you spell 'zhuzh?' 512 00:26:07,232 --> 00:26:09,359 Like when you 'zhuzh' something. 513 00:26:09,359 --> 00:26:10,860 - Juj? - zhuzh. 514 00:26:11,403 --> 00:26:12,946 I don't know. Is that a real word? 515 00:26:12,946 --> 00:26:14,864 We do everything together. 516 00:26:15,073 --> 00:26:16,449 We even glam together. 517 00:26:16,449 --> 00:26:20,120 {\an8}This isn't an actual word. First of all, you learn in school. Juj. 518 00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:24,708 Hey, Siri. How do you spell 'Juj?' 519 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:26,001 Juj. 520 00:26:26,001 --> 00:26:27,669 You said it twice. 521 00:26:28,336 --> 00:26:29,337 Juj. 522 00:26:30,005 --> 00:26:31,006 Siri! 523 00:26:31,756 --> 00:26:33,883 Mom, I think you're just going to take a beat. 524 00:26:33,883 --> 00:26:36,511 There's just sometimes it's just a lot. 525 00:26:36,678 --> 00:26:37,887 Hey, Siri. 526 00:26:38,138 --> 00:26:39,180 Siri. 527 00:26:39,180 --> 00:26:41,266 KHLOÉ: I love being with her. 528 00:26:41,433 --> 00:26:43,226 Siri. Siri. 529 00:26:43,476 --> 00:26:46,146 It's just never-ending. It's just forever. 530 00:26:46,146 --> 00:26:48,648 We're going to be with each other and I love it. 531 00:26:51,234 --> 00:26:53,737 Hey, Siri, How do you spell... 532 00:26:54,988 --> 00:26:56,364 Okay. 533 00:26:56,364 --> 00:26:58,533 I found this on the web for "how do you spell?" 534 00:26:58,533 --> 00:26:59,618 Check it out. 535 00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:01,202 You know what? 536 00:27:01,328 --> 00:27:04,456 Siri listens to me just about as well as my kids do sometimes. 537 00:27:04,456 --> 00:27:06,374 And don't even get me started on Alexa. 538 00:27:07,083 --> 00:27:08,585 Listen, you little . 539 00:27:09,711 --> 00:27:10,712 I love us. 540 00:27:12,964 --> 00:27:15,592 Listen, Siri. How do you spell juj? 541 00:27:17,177 --> 00:27:19,971 How long does it take to do eyeliner? 542 00:27:19,971 --> 00:27:21,097 Long. 543 00:27:21,389 --> 00:27:22,766 I stress him the out. 544 00:27:23,475 --> 00:27:24,726 {\an8}No. 545 00:27:24,726 --> 00:27:28,104 {\an8}I drove you to insanity a few times. 546 00:27:34,694 --> 00:27:35,862 Look at Danielle. 547 00:27:36,321 --> 00:27:37,447 Grilling me always. 548 00:27:38,865 --> 00:27:41,284 Pete is actually my plus one. 549 00:27:43,495 --> 00:27:44,746 And... 550 00:27:45,747 --> 00:27:46,790 I'm excited. 551 00:27:50,251 --> 00:27:51,670 We're not doing the red carpet. 552 00:27:51,836 --> 00:27:52,837 What? 553 00:27:53,088 --> 00:27:55,423 - No. - This is your show. 554 00:27:55,423 --> 00:27:57,717 - I know. - In fact. It's a black carpet. 555 00:27:57,717 --> 00:27:58,843 It is. 556 00:27:58,843 --> 00:28:02,055 So, yeah. It's so cool looking. Why wouldn't you walk it? 557 00:28:02,055 --> 00:28:04,683 I'm going to walk it with my sisters. 558 00:28:06,309 --> 00:28:08,103 - But this is like my thing. - Got it. 559 00:28:08,228 --> 00:28:09,771 So he's just going to support. 560 00:28:09,938 --> 00:28:12,565 When the camera's up for him, it's like a skit or a role. 561 00:28:12,899 --> 00:28:14,442 It's not what he does. 562 00:28:14,859 --> 00:28:17,696 I'm obviously going to talk about what goes on in my life. 563 00:28:18,446 --> 00:28:20,907 And he's a part of that. 564 00:28:21,032 --> 00:28:22,659 But I also respect that 565 00:28:22,659 --> 00:28:25,495 this is like my job and this isn't his job. 566 00:28:25,745 --> 00:28:29,624 So, it's like, you might get a glimpse here and there, 567 00:28:29,624 --> 00:28:33,211 but it's just... It is what it is. 568 00:28:33,211 --> 00:28:35,213 {\an8}- How are you? - Good. How are you? 569 00:28:36,923 --> 00:28:38,216 {\an8}- Hi, I'm Kim. - Hi. 570 00:28:38,925 --> 00:28:40,593 {\an8}Who knew he was such a diva? 571 00:28:40,593 --> 00:28:43,638 {\an8}Has a grooming team, a styling team, a tailor? 572 00:28:49,686 --> 00:28:51,813 Isn't that funny? 573 00:28:54,190 --> 00:28:55,316 {\an8}I know. 574 00:28:58,737 --> 00:29:00,405 Looks like I've got it. 575 00:29:00,572 --> 00:29:02,407 What time are you going to leave? 576 00:29:02,407 --> 00:29:03,825 Are we going together? 577 00:29:03,950 --> 00:29:05,243 - KHLOÉ: No, we're not. - Oh. 578 00:29:05,243 --> 00:29:07,370 - KHLOÉ: I'm going with my daughter. - Okay. 579 00:29:07,370 --> 00:29:08,705 KHLOÉ: It's time to go. 580 00:29:09,539 --> 00:29:12,917 I can't really think about how many cameras and photographers 581 00:29:12,917 --> 00:29:14,919 and video cameras are going to be there. 582 00:29:15,503 --> 00:29:17,672 It just sounds like the most daunting thing. 583 00:29:18,381 --> 00:29:19,674 To relive everything. 584 00:29:19,883 --> 00:29:22,635 It's so jarring and pretty traumatizing. 585 00:29:23,636 --> 00:29:24,637 It's really hard. 586 00:29:34,105 --> 00:29:35,398 I do it my way 587 00:29:35,398 --> 00:29:36,858 They say it can be done 588 00:29:36,858 --> 00:29:39,360 Well watch me do it Yeah, I do it for fun 589 00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:40,695 My way 590 00:29:40,695 --> 00:29:42,071 Yeah, get it done 591 00:29:42,739 --> 00:29:43,740 Okay. 592 00:29:50,163 --> 00:29:51,498 {\an8}It's our show, baby. 593 00:29:51,498 --> 00:29:53,291 {\an8}- Oh, man. - There we go. 594 00:30:02,258 --> 00:30:03,885 Hi, baby. 595 00:30:04,302 --> 00:30:05,720 - Hi, baby. - Hi, baby. 596 00:30:08,765 --> 00:30:10,558 I'm hustling 597 00:30:10,558 --> 00:30:12,769 I need a man to put some muscle in 598 00:30:12,769 --> 00:30:14,604 {\an8}...than a couple in 599 00:30:14,729 --> 00:30:16,147 {\an8}Champagne till we stumble in 600 00:30:16,147 --> 00:30:18,233 Hmm? 601 00:30:19,984 --> 00:30:21,361 {\an8}I know, and it's ready to go. 602 00:30:23,196 --> 00:30:24,197 What? 603 00:30:24,197 --> 00:30:27,700 You're going to wait till the last minute so no one can make the wedding. 604 00:30:27,700 --> 00:30:28,910 - And it's just us. - No! 605 00:30:29,327 --> 00:30:30,662 No, I'm not. 606 00:30:31,371 --> 00:30:32,372 I feel like it's good. 607 00:30:33,122 --> 00:30:34,207 I think it could go out. 608 00:30:36,793 --> 00:30:37,961 Yeah, it's perfect. 609 00:30:38,461 --> 00:30:41,089 But then do we want it to have a subject line? 610 00:30:41,214 --> 00:30:44,759 You don't think the subject line should be "Travis and Kourtney's wedding?" 611 00:30:44,759 --> 00:30:47,512 Or should it be "The wedding of Travis and Kourtney?" 612 00:30:48,388 --> 00:30:50,056 "The wedding of Travis and Kourtney" 613 00:30:50,056 --> 00:30:52,308 is I think a lot cooler than "Kravis wedding". 614 00:30:52,308 --> 00:30:54,143 - Oh, my God. Yeah. - Yeah. 615 00:30:58,273 --> 00:31:01,359 One. Two. Three. Whoo! 616 00:31:04,821 --> 00:31:08,741 This is my first big red carpet 617 00:31:08,741 --> 00:31:10,243 since giving birth. 618 00:31:10,869 --> 00:31:12,745 So, it's a little stressful. 619 00:31:12,745 --> 00:31:15,915 I feel like I'm out of my comfort zone a little bit. 620 00:31:15,915 --> 00:31:18,751 I have been in my pajamas for the last nine months. 621 00:31:20,044 --> 00:31:22,338 - She's killing it. - Thank you. 622 00:31:22,505 --> 00:31:24,883 But I'm actually feeling really good tonight. 623 00:31:25,008 --> 00:31:26,342 I think it's gonna be good. 624 00:31:29,846 --> 00:31:31,598 Kendall said she's not coming. 625 00:31:32,599 --> 00:31:33,600 What does she have? 626 00:31:33,600 --> 00:31:35,852 Well, I said, "I hope I didn't give you my cold." 627 00:31:35,852 --> 00:31:38,605 And she was like, "No, I actually was sort of feeling it." 628 00:31:39,439 --> 00:31:41,190 The day... Like yesterday. 629 00:31:41,190 --> 00:31:43,651 But she said it wasn't really bad until today. 630 00:31:44,319 --> 00:31:46,487 - Have a good time. - Thank you so much. 631 00:31:49,365 --> 00:31:51,534 {\an8}Hands up Come and dance with me 632 00:31:51,534 --> 00:31:53,828 You can be what you wanna be 633 00:31:53,828 --> 00:31:55,914 Hey! Don't stress 634 00:31:55,914 --> 00:31:57,540 We're gonna have a good time 635 00:31:57,540 --> 00:31:59,292 Sway! To the bass and the band 636 00:31:59,292 --> 00:32:01,127 Yo, this is gonna be a good night 637 00:32:01,127 --> 00:32:03,171 Don't wait Grab love by the hand 638 00:32:03,171 --> 00:32:04,756 You can both get lucky if you try 639 00:32:05,214 --> 00:32:07,050 Hey! 640 00:32:08,343 --> 00:32:09,344 Hi. 641 00:32:09,344 --> 00:32:11,679 Hey! Na, na, na, na, na, na 642 00:32:16,851 --> 00:32:18,394 Thank you, guys. 643 00:32:19,520 --> 00:32:22,148 Are you ready for the show? 644 00:32:28,112 --> 00:32:29,322 Kim, right over here. 645 00:32:29,489 --> 00:32:31,240 Kim, right in front of you, please. 646 00:32:31,240 --> 00:32:34,202 It's our first premiere. I've never been to a premiere like this. 647 00:32:34,202 --> 00:32:36,245 Kim, one time. Right in front. One more time. 648 00:32:36,245 --> 00:32:37,330 Straight ahead. 649 00:32:37,497 --> 00:32:40,541 We've never had this before, so the pressure is on. 650 00:32:40,541 --> 00:32:42,168 Over that right shoulder, please. 651 00:32:43,836 --> 00:32:45,964 - Over here. - Kim. 652 00:32:47,840 --> 00:32:49,300 And can I get one this way? 653 00:32:49,759 --> 00:32:51,844 What sisters are here? What order are we? 654 00:32:53,763 --> 00:32:55,640 Only sister that matters. 655 00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:56,808 Look that way for us. 656 00:32:58,893 --> 00:33:00,520 - Hello, Lola. - Hi! 657 00:33:04,774 --> 00:33:08,820 I don't think we've ever had a true premiere like this. 658 00:33:08,820 --> 00:33:10,196 - Hey, Kylie, over here. - Kylie! 659 00:33:10,196 --> 00:33:11,990 Start it on the left, looking this way. 660 00:33:11,990 --> 00:33:14,659 It's really beautiful and just to know 661 00:33:14,659 --> 00:33:17,495 that it's like our friends, people that we work with, 662 00:33:17,870 --> 00:33:21,749 and family and our kids, and we're all there together, 663 00:33:21,749 --> 00:33:25,253 like it doesn't feel overwhelming to me. 664 00:33:25,253 --> 00:33:27,255 It's more like, "This is fun. 665 00:33:27,380 --> 00:33:30,633 "These are our people, and we should do it for every episode." 666 00:33:30,633 --> 00:33:32,135 Kourtney, on your left. 667 00:33:33,761 --> 00:33:36,889 - Wow! Kim Kardashian. - I know. 668 00:33:36,889 --> 00:33:38,266 This is stunning. 669 00:33:38,266 --> 00:33:40,143 There's Kourtney. Did you see Kourtney? 670 00:33:40,143 --> 00:33:41,686 Guys, right in front of you. 671 00:33:41,686 --> 00:33:44,105 - Did I just barge into your interview? - Yeah. 672 00:33:44,105 --> 00:33:45,314 I'm so sorry. 673 00:33:45,815 --> 00:33:48,693 We have things to talk about, okay? 674 00:33:48,943 --> 00:33:50,987 We have things to talk about. 675 00:33:54,449 --> 00:33:56,159 You look so beautiful. 676 00:33:56,659 --> 00:33:58,327 I call myself beautiful. 677 00:33:58,327 --> 00:34:00,705 KHLOÉ: I love that everyone's being so supportive, 678 00:34:00,705 --> 00:34:04,167 but it's any red carpet that I'm obligated to go to, 679 00:34:04,625 --> 00:34:07,045 I feel like I'm just opening up the floodgates 680 00:34:07,045 --> 00:34:09,964 for people to tear you apart and analyze you. 681 00:34:09,964 --> 00:34:12,133 Why are we doing such a thing to ourselves? 682 00:34:12,133 --> 00:34:15,678 It's like already we get judged, critiqued, scrutinized. 683 00:34:15,845 --> 00:34:17,096 So hot. 684 00:34:17,305 --> 00:34:21,768 KHLOÉ: And it's overwhelming and the voices, the comments, everything. 685 00:34:21,768 --> 00:34:22,852 It just doesn't stop. 686 00:34:34,030 --> 00:34:35,907 Thank you so much. We love talking to you. 687 00:34:36,282 --> 00:34:37,283 Beautiful. 688 00:34:37,283 --> 00:34:38,993 Khloé, looking straight at me please. 689 00:34:38,993 --> 00:34:43,748 I did not realize how many people were invited to this premiere. 690 00:34:43,748 --> 00:34:46,667 I thought it was more of like our close friends 691 00:34:46,667 --> 00:34:48,753 and family that were going to be watching it. 692 00:34:48,753 --> 00:34:50,338 You are matching. 693 00:34:50,338 --> 00:34:51,422 Say hi to Amanda. 694 00:34:51,672 --> 00:34:53,800 It's like all of Disney is here. 695 00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:56,719 It's definitely not what we envisioned. 696 00:34:56,719 --> 00:34:59,931 I mean, literally, Mickey Mouse is going to be sitting next to me. 697 00:34:59,931 --> 00:35:03,142 Come up about a foot and we'll get the whole sign behind you. 698 00:35:03,142 --> 00:35:04,894 Just like that. Right to me. 699 00:35:10,108 --> 00:35:13,528 No. My anxiety is definitely still here. It's not going to go anywhere. 700 00:35:13,528 --> 00:35:15,988 I just like, okay, just... 701 00:35:15,988 --> 00:35:17,448 There's nothing I can do. 702 00:35:17,740 --> 00:35:21,410 So this is going to go on no matter what. 703 00:35:21,410 --> 00:35:26,499 So I just gotta just grin and get through. 704 00:35:27,041 --> 00:35:28,626 Give her a kiss, Travis. 705 00:35:29,502 --> 00:35:32,421 Almost. Ah, there you go. You're gonna do it. Yes. 706 00:35:34,882 --> 00:35:35,883 Thank you. 707 00:35:35,883 --> 00:35:40,096 I think to all the haters about Travis and I making out, 708 00:35:40,429 --> 00:35:44,767 it's like such a beautiful thing to be able to live 709 00:35:44,767 --> 00:35:46,644 as if no one else is watching. 710 00:35:47,103 --> 00:35:48,521 You should try it sometime. 711 00:35:50,731 --> 00:35:51,732 {\an8}KHLOÉ: How are you? 712 00:35:52,358 --> 00:35:53,359 Okay. 713 00:35:53,359 --> 00:35:55,403 Yeah, I want to sit, like right in the middle. 714 00:35:55,403 --> 00:35:56,779 You want a blow pop, babe? 715 00:35:57,363 --> 00:35:59,031 Where's Khloé and my mom? 716 00:35:59,031 --> 00:36:01,492 She's going to be pissed that I probably took her seat. 717 00:36:01,492 --> 00:36:03,119 She'll live. There she is. 718 00:36:03,119 --> 00:36:05,037 KHLOÉ: This is my fan club. 719 00:36:06,873 --> 00:36:07,957 Guys, we did it. 720 00:36:08,082 --> 00:36:09,584 On behalf of Kourtney, Kim, 721 00:36:09,584 --> 00:36:11,878 Khloé, Kendall, Kylie and myself, 722 00:36:12,086 --> 00:36:15,798 we're so proud and excited to be part of the Hulu and Disney family. 723 00:36:15,923 --> 00:36:19,552 I never thought in a million years when we first started filming 724 00:36:19,927 --> 00:36:23,222 our reality show, that I would be here right now. 725 00:36:23,222 --> 00:36:26,475 That it would all lead to this amazing, magical moment. 726 00:36:26,475 --> 00:36:29,353 And we can't wait for you to see the first episode of the show. 727 00:36:29,353 --> 00:36:30,563 So, enjoy! 728 00:36:30,563 --> 00:36:32,315 Thank you. 729 00:36:37,403 --> 00:36:40,072 KHLOÉ: It's definitely a crazy experience 730 00:36:40,281 --> 00:36:41,657 living the show 731 00:36:41,657 --> 00:36:46,329 and then watching the show in real time with viewers. 732 00:36:46,329 --> 00:36:48,539 Pretty much like you're at a movie theater. 733 00:36:48,539 --> 00:36:51,626 And you hear everyone's responses in real time. 734 00:36:51,876 --> 00:36:54,295 I didn't know it was this many times. 735 00:36:54,879 --> 00:36:58,799 So fun to be able to show people the show for the first time, 736 00:36:59,133 --> 00:37:01,385 and really see it on a big scale like that 737 00:37:01,385 --> 00:37:03,179 and get people's real opinions. 738 00:37:03,888 --> 00:37:06,349 This is obviously a really huge night for us. 739 00:37:06,515 --> 00:37:10,686 I didn't realize how big and special this moment 740 00:37:11,062 --> 00:37:16,067 was going to feel, I was like, "Wow, we are so lucky and blessed." 741 00:37:16,525 --> 00:37:17,526 It was really cool. 742 00:37:18,236 --> 00:37:21,197 It is filled with anxiety, but also, it's really cool. 743 00:37:21,197 --> 00:37:24,533 Because you get to see, "Okay, Does someone think that's actually funny 744 00:37:24,659 --> 00:37:27,495 "like I did?", like you know, when something is good happening 745 00:37:27,495 --> 00:37:30,873 or when it's something enjoyable that you love to watch. 746 00:37:30,873 --> 00:37:34,293 I'm at the new house and the construction is almost finished. 747 00:37:34,293 --> 00:37:36,003 Wow, amazing. 748 00:37:36,212 --> 00:37:38,047 That's really exciting and fun. 749 00:37:38,256 --> 00:37:40,633 And then when you have to relive something 750 00:37:40,633 --> 00:37:42,843 that's maybe sad or just emotions 751 00:37:42,843 --> 00:37:45,012 you probably don't want to go back to. 752 00:37:45,388 --> 00:37:48,224 It's really hard and it's hard to hear everyone's opinions. 753 00:37:48,349 --> 00:37:52,645 You know I want to get us back together and build our family. 754 00:37:52,770 --> 00:37:57,566 When I was watching the show and Tristan was on and telling... 755 00:37:57,566 --> 00:38:00,152 I don't even know what he said because I blacked it out. 756 00:38:00,152 --> 00:38:03,489 But it was, "We're just so great" or whatever the he was saying. 757 00:38:03,489 --> 00:38:06,242 Hopefully be able to expand our family one day, God willing. 758 00:38:06,242 --> 00:38:09,662 KHLOÉ: Liar! 759 00:38:09,662 --> 00:38:13,541 I felt as if the whole theater was staring at me, 760 00:38:13,708 --> 00:38:16,168 like, I was just like, "This is so awkward." 761 00:38:16,460 --> 00:38:18,379 Because it's like, "What a crock of shit," 762 00:38:18,379 --> 00:38:20,631 like "What the and I believed you 763 00:38:20,631 --> 00:38:23,968 "and I was listening to you and I was receiving everything you said. 764 00:38:23,968 --> 00:38:25,761 "But you're a liar!" 765 00:38:27,555 --> 00:38:29,015 And it just came out. 766 00:38:29,140 --> 00:38:31,851 I probably made it a lot more awkward than it needed to be. 767 00:38:32,601 --> 00:38:34,186 Story of my life. 768 00:38:35,771 --> 00:38:37,148 Oh, my God. 769 00:38:51,787 --> 00:38:53,581 {\an8}Yeah, yeah, it was Khloé. 770 00:38:54,832 --> 00:38:56,751 - It was like a movie premiere. - It was. 771 00:38:56,751 --> 00:38:58,044 I have goosebumps. 772 00:38:58,044 --> 00:39:00,338 I have pride for my family 773 00:39:00,338 --> 00:39:04,216 and I'm just so filled with gratitude 774 00:39:04,550 --> 00:39:06,052 for this incredible blessing. 775 00:39:06,052 --> 00:39:08,471 It means so much to me that you guys came. 776 00:39:08,471 --> 00:39:11,474 I'm so happy that I went through with the surgery. 777 00:39:11,474 --> 00:39:13,726 Because this is the sort of thing 778 00:39:13,726 --> 00:39:16,562 that I one thousand percent never want to miss. 779 00:39:17,104 --> 00:39:18,522 And it's my first time in heels. 780 00:39:19,148 --> 00:39:20,232 I'm gonna go eat. 781 00:39:20,399 --> 00:39:21,692 Let's try to get out of here. 782 00:39:21,692 --> 00:39:23,277 Thank you so much... 783 00:39:23,277 --> 00:39:25,237 - Was it awkward for you? - ...for being here. 784 00:39:25,237 --> 00:39:26,781 - A little bit. - Why? 785 00:39:27,281 --> 00:39:30,034 I mean, just the, like, commentary. 786 00:39:30,242 --> 00:39:32,495 - Oh, my God, you made it! - Hi, guys! 787 00:39:33,079 --> 00:39:36,624 Hi! The show is so good. 788 00:39:36,749 --> 00:39:37,875 - Thank you. - How are you? 789 00:39:37,875 --> 00:39:40,002 {\an8}- That was so good. - It was good, right? 790 00:39:40,586 --> 00:39:43,839 {\an8}You will change reality TV now. Do you know that? 791 00:39:43,839 --> 00:39:44,924 Again? 792 00:39:44,924 --> 00:39:49,512 I mean, back in the day, we used to watch every episode together 793 00:39:49,762 --> 00:39:51,138 at my mom's house. 794 00:39:51,263 --> 00:39:52,681 Every single episode. 795 00:39:52,681 --> 00:39:56,352 We've never had a premiere that we've watched outside of the house. 796 00:39:56,352 --> 00:39:59,397 {\an8}It's just such like a milestone, and I'm so grateful. 797 00:39:59,397 --> 00:40:01,899 A kiss on your face 798 00:40:01,899 --> 00:40:02,983 A perfect day 799 00:40:02,983 --> 00:40:04,276 Hi! 800 00:40:04,527 --> 00:40:07,238 Come on and blown away with me 801 00:40:07,905 --> 00:40:09,031 Do you want to go eat? 802 00:40:09,031 --> 00:40:10,366 KHLOÉ: No. I wanna go. 803 00:40:10,491 --> 00:40:13,077 I have to be up and go to the gym in the morning. 804 00:40:13,285 --> 00:40:16,664 You know, definitely, when you go through things in life, 805 00:40:17,164 --> 00:40:21,127 those things can steal so much of your happy moments. 806 00:40:21,127 --> 00:40:24,630 But tonight really reminds me that I have to make myself do things, 807 00:40:24,630 --> 00:40:27,591 because then I would be missing out on something so special. 808 00:40:27,591 --> 00:40:29,260 Like, tonight was so fun. 809 00:40:29,510 --> 00:40:33,431 I don't want my personal dramas or traumas 810 00:40:33,431 --> 00:40:35,808 to take away all the fun that I could be having. 811 00:40:42,398 --> 00:40:44,316 {\an8}Next on The Kardashians... 812 00:40:44,316 --> 00:40:45,943 I wasn't gonna go to the Met. 813 00:40:45,943 --> 00:40:48,821 Because I was like, "How do I top last year?" 814 00:40:48,988 --> 00:40:50,322 I told you my idea, right? 815 00:40:50,823 --> 00:40:51,824 - Marilyn? - Mm. 816 00:40:52,241 --> 00:40:54,118 The Marilyn dress is here. 817 00:40:54,326 --> 00:40:55,536 This is a replica. 818 00:40:56,120 --> 00:40:59,331 If this does not fit me, like I can't even try the original. 819 00:40:59,874 --> 00:41:01,667 This is beautiful. I know. 820 00:41:01,876 --> 00:41:05,963 I decided very last minute that I was going to go to the Met. 821 00:41:05,963 --> 00:41:07,214 That looks really cool. 822 00:41:10,551 --> 00:41:13,262 Travis and I are going to Milan 823 00:41:13,554 --> 00:41:17,183 to do fittings for our wedding weekend. 824 00:41:17,600 --> 00:41:19,018 So freaking cute. 825 00:41:19,185 --> 00:41:23,314 Knowing that our wedding is less than 30 days away 826 00:41:23,522 --> 00:41:26,484 is making everything feel so much more real. 827 00:41:26,817 --> 00:41:29,195 She's suing us for over a $100 million dollars. 828 00:41:29,361 --> 00:41:31,739 The mother of my brother's daughter 829 00:41:31,739 --> 00:41:35,326 is suing for defamation and interference with the contract. 830 00:41:35,326 --> 00:41:38,746 And we're leaving our fate in the hands of 12 random people. 831 00:41:38,746 --> 00:41:39,914 What if they hate us? 832 00:41:40,331 --> 00:41:43,542 When are we gonna be 833 00:41:43,542 --> 00:41:47,421 And it's the only way to be 834 00:41:47,421 --> 00:41:51,509 Let's chase the sun and never sleep 835 00:41:51,509 --> 00:41:55,679 Like the waves I wanna be Forever young and free 836 00:41:55,679 --> 00:41:59,183 {\an8}I don't wanna go on, go on 837 00:41:59,683 --> 00:42:03,103 {\an8}Never gonna stop, no Stop, no 838 00:42:03,521 --> 00:42:07,608 Living for the moment We're crazy only now 839 00:42:08,817 --> 00:42:12,988 Like the waves I wanna be Forever young and free 840 00:42:14,657 --> 00:42:18,494 Living for the moment We're crazy only now 841 00:42:19,912 --> 00:42:24,208 Like the waves I wanna be Forever young and free 842 00:42:24,208 --> 00:42:26,919 You know the best way to describe how I handle life? 843 00:42:27,461 --> 00:42:30,047 I'm like Tom Cruise in Minority Report. 844 00:42:30,047 --> 00:42:33,300 And it's like, my life are these slides, and any time I'm just... 845 00:42:33,300 --> 00:42:35,511 It's not in front of me and I don't have to deal, 846 00:42:35,511 --> 00:42:37,721 I slide it out and go to the next picture. 847 00:42:37,846 --> 00:42:40,349 Like, okay, Mom, in hospital, we're dealing with that. 848 00:42:40,349 --> 00:42:43,060 Okay, kids, this I have to deal with that. 849 00:42:43,060 --> 00:42:44,186 Okay, Khloé drama. 850 00:42:44,186 --> 00:42:46,689 Let's deal with this. And that's done. Kourtney drama. 851 00:42:46,689 --> 00:42:47,773 Okay, this. 852 00:42:47,773 --> 00:42:50,067 I can totally focus just on one thing 853 00:42:50,067 --> 00:42:52,361 and not let the next thing or the last thing 854 00:42:52,570 --> 00:42:54,530 really affect what I'm doing right now. 855 00:42:55,030 --> 00:42:57,741 I know that's like really crazy and rare, 856 00:42:57,741 --> 00:42:59,868 but that's just like how I get through life. 857 00:43:13,182 --> 00:43:15,059 {\an8}KIM: Previously on The Kardashians... 858 00:43:15,059 --> 00:43:16,894 I definitely have a hard time relaxing. 859 00:43:16,894 --> 00:43:19,689 There's just so much that has to be done. It's non-stop. 860 00:43:19,689 --> 00:43:21,649 - Definitely I'm like a workaholic. - Yeah. 861 00:43:21,649 --> 00:43:23,026 Probably a problem. 862 00:43:23,026 --> 00:43:25,862 Suddenly... I can't do all the... Things. 863 00:43:25,862 --> 00:43:28,865 It's just like... My hip goes out. 864 00:43:28,865 --> 00:43:31,534 The hip replacement will last the rest of your life. 865 00:43:31,659 --> 00:43:33,244 Do it now, and get it over with, 866 00:43:33,244 --> 00:43:35,121 - so you go live your life. - KRIS: Yeah. 867 00:43:35,246 --> 00:43:38,458 I cried nonstop all day for the first three weeks. 868 00:43:38,458 --> 00:43:39,625 Emotional roller coaster. 869 00:43:39,625 --> 00:43:42,336 It's just the baby blues, and then it kind of goes away. 870 00:43:42,628 --> 00:43:45,548 {\an8}REPORTER: Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker are married. 871 00:43:48,426 --> 00:43:49,677 Well, guess what? 872 00:43:57,602 --> 00:43:59,604 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 873 00:44:14,786 --> 00:44:17,205 (LAUGHTER) 874 00:44:18,164 --> 00:44:20,917 Oh, my God! No. No. 875 00:44:20,917 --> 00:44:23,211 This is a really, really big week for us. 876 00:44:23,336 --> 00:44:25,171 Every day is crazy. 877 00:44:25,296 --> 00:44:27,423 We just got back from the Grammys. 878 00:44:27,548 --> 00:44:31,052 We have this photo shoot for Daring vegan chicken. 879 00:44:31,052 --> 00:44:33,930 Babe, Peter's harassing me. Look. 880 00:44:33,930 --> 00:44:37,350 - He's putting these craziest wigs. - I love that, babe. 881 00:44:37,350 --> 00:44:41,604 - KOURTNEY: Stop. Stop, right now. - I love it. 882 00:44:41,604 --> 00:44:43,022 We have Jimmy Kimmel. 883 00:44:43,022 --> 00:44:47,360 We have show press all week for the launch of our Hulu show, 884 00:44:47,360 --> 00:44:49,487 you may have heard of it, The Kardashians. 885 00:44:49,487 --> 00:44:50,696 You've got to stop. 886 00:44:50,696 --> 00:44:54,242 - This could sink the campaign. - It's so hot. 887 00:44:54,242 --> 00:44:56,285 Also our Hulu launched premiere 888 00:44:56,285 --> 00:44:58,663 where we can all watch the show together. 889 00:44:59,455 --> 00:45:02,375 And we got married. 890 00:45:02,792 --> 00:45:05,545 {\an8}REPORTER: Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker are married. 891 00:45:05,545 --> 00:45:07,713 {\an8}Five and a half hours after the Grammys, 892 00:45:07,713 --> 00:45:10,675 {\an8}Travis tied the knot with Kourt in a secret ceremony. 893 00:45:10,675 --> 00:45:12,343 It's so good for you. 894 00:45:12,343 --> 00:45:14,762 The fact that you think this is hot is alarming. 895 00:45:14,762 --> 00:45:17,515 - Babe. - This was my haircut in 6th grade. 896 00:45:17,515 --> 00:45:20,184 - Really? - It's horrendous. 897 00:45:20,643 --> 00:45:23,271 BARKER: We are onto something, babe. KOURTNEY: No. 898 00:45:23,271 --> 00:45:27,650 Stop right now. This is... No. No. 899 00:45:28,192 --> 00:45:29,902 SIMON: So can we talk about Vegas? 900 00:45:29,902 --> 00:45:31,529 {\an8}- KOURTNEY: Yeah. - What happened? 901 00:45:32,655 --> 00:45:33,656 KOURTNEY: Babe. 902 00:45:33,656 --> 00:45:35,908 - Many things happened in Vegas. - SIMON: Yeah. 903 00:45:35,908 --> 00:45:38,286 KOURTNEY: Babe, should we show Simon our videos? 904 00:45:38,286 --> 00:45:39,996 - SIMON: Yes, you have to. - Yeah. 905 00:45:43,332 --> 00:45:44,417 Well, guess what? 906 00:45:45,668 --> 00:45:49,547 I guess what happens in Vegas doesn't always stay in Vegas. 907 00:45:49,547 --> 00:45:51,299 I don't even know where to begin. 908 00:45:51,299 --> 00:45:54,010 Vegas with Travis is really fun. 909 00:45:54,343 --> 00:45:57,388 He's like, "It's the Grammys and it's our first Grammys together, 910 00:45:57,388 --> 00:46:00,099 "let's make this the best night ever." 911 00:46:00,099 --> 00:46:04,353 We had the best day and night at the Grammys. 912 00:46:05,354 --> 00:46:08,065 And then after, we went to eat... We were starving. 913 00:46:08,065 --> 00:46:13,154 We found the best vegan sushi dive restaurant 914 00:46:13,154 --> 00:46:14,530 in a strip mall. 915 00:46:17,325 --> 00:46:18,326 {\an8}It is. 916 00:46:18,326 --> 00:46:21,579 {\an8}It's like made of like tofu and avocado and like... 917 00:46:22,997 --> 00:46:25,666 I know, but it's a vegan sushi. It's like sushi rolls. 918 00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:27,001 It's so good. 919 00:46:27,001 --> 00:46:29,545 - And then we were like... - She started looking more into it. 920 00:46:29,545 --> 00:46:32,423 KOURTNEY: Looking up like cute little chapels. 921 00:46:32,423 --> 00:46:35,426 We knew that Elvis had to marry us. 922 00:46:35,551 --> 00:46:37,720 It was the only one open at that hour. 923 00:46:37,845 --> 00:46:41,057 Nobody was around, like it was security, his manager... 924 00:46:41,057 --> 00:46:43,434 And then my drum tech who's like a photographer. 925 00:46:43,434 --> 00:46:45,978 - Did you walk down the aisle? - KOURTNEY: Yes. 926 00:46:46,145 --> 00:46:47,271 SIMON: I can't... 927 00:46:47,688 --> 00:46:50,942 - Please tell me you have videos of this. - KOURTNEY: But I blacked out. 928 00:46:50,942 --> 00:46:52,985 I actually don't remember, though. 929 00:46:53,694 --> 00:46:56,364 I didn't even remember Elvis, like, sang to me, 930 00:46:56,364 --> 00:46:58,908 walking down the aisle, I just didn't remember. 931 00:46:58,908 --> 00:47:00,701 I didn't remember I had a bouquet. 932 00:47:00,826 --> 00:47:03,037 - The bouquet on the floor. - God! 933 00:47:03,037 --> 00:47:05,331 After I threw the bouquet. 934 00:47:05,331 --> 00:47:08,960 - SIMON: I can't believe this happened. - I threw the bouquet in the air. 935 00:47:08,960 --> 00:47:10,086 Oh, my... 936 00:47:10,503 --> 00:47:11,837 This is insane. 937 00:47:13,381 --> 00:47:15,341 {\an8}-(ELVIS SPEAKING) -(KOURTNEY REPEATING) 938 00:47:19,345 --> 00:47:20,346 I'm dying! 939 00:47:21,639 --> 00:47:23,975 I'm, like, slurring if you can't hear. 940 00:47:25,226 --> 00:47:28,229 BARKER: When they were like, "Do you, Travis, take Khloé..." 941 00:47:28,229 --> 00:47:29,981 She fell to the ground. 942 00:47:30,106 --> 00:47:32,817 - SIMON: Khloé? Stop. - Yes, they kept calling her Khloé. 943 00:47:32,817 --> 00:47:35,361 When Elvis was marrying us, he's like, 944 00:47:35,361 --> 00:47:38,114 "I, Khloé, take thee Travis." 945 00:47:38,114 --> 00:47:42,034 And I just, like, lost my mind, fell straight on the floor, 946 00:47:42,034 --> 00:47:43,619 and we, like, couldn't get up. 947 00:47:43,619 --> 00:47:46,580 BARKER: You guys, Kourt was on one. It was so good. 948 00:47:46,580 --> 00:47:49,542 SIMON: Yeah, tequila. Tequila Kourtney is a person. 949 00:47:49,709 --> 00:47:52,795 - Yeah, it is like... - SIMON: It's a whole thing. 950 00:47:52,962 --> 00:47:54,422 She is her own person. 951 00:47:54,714 --> 00:47:56,340 I did throw up after, though, 952 00:47:56,340 --> 00:48:00,011 and took my top off and unbuttoned my pants, 953 00:48:00,011 --> 00:48:03,556 and I had to walk back through the hotel 954 00:48:03,556 --> 00:48:05,766 with a million people taking my photo. 955 00:48:06,392 --> 00:48:08,477 I was a hot slob kebab. 956 00:48:08,894 --> 00:48:12,231 If that's anything like our real wedding, I'll be really stoked. 957 00:48:12,231 --> 00:48:13,524 'Cause it was awesome. 958 00:48:13,649 --> 00:48:16,402 - It was so fun. - KOURTNEY: That was the most fun. 959 00:48:17,528 --> 00:48:19,488 We did try to get a license, 960 00:48:19,488 --> 00:48:23,326 but they wouldn't give us the certificate. 961 00:48:23,617 --> 00:48:24,869 It was 2:00 a.m., 962 00:48:24,994 --> 00:48:27,913 and I'm sure we probably could have got a license the next day, 963 00:48:27,913 --> 00:48:31,417 but what could be a more fun night in Vegas? 964 00:48:31,542 --> 00:48:33,627 I am truly living my best life. 965 00:48:34,503 --> 00:48:36,756 Don't let anyone tell you any different. 966 00:48:38,674 --> 00:48:40,259 Perfect. I'm ready. 967 00:48:40,259 --> 00:48:41,719 - You're ready? - I'm ready. 968 00:48:41,719 --> 00:48:42,803 Are we good? 969 00:48:42,803 --> 00:48:44,805 - Two-three minutes. - Two-three minutes? 970 00:48:44,805 --> 00:48:47,224 - And Kourtney's getting her first look? - Yeah. 971 00:48:47,683 --> 00:48:50,478 Simon Huck, who's one of my best friends, 972 00:48:50,644 --> 00:48:52,980 started working with the brand, Daring Chicken. 973 00:48:53,147 --> 00:48:56,776 And doing the campaign for this vegan chicken brand 974 00:48:57,401 --> 00:48:59,028 just makes sense for us, 975 00:48:59,028 --> 00:49:01,781 and it's something that we're both really passionate about. 976 00:49:01,781 --> 00:49:02,865 (PEOPLE LAUGHING) 977 00:49:03,532 --> 00:49:06,369 {\an8}I guess vegans do have more fun. 978 00:49:06,369 --> 00:49:08,454 (LAUGHING) It's like so cheesy. 979 00:49:09,372 --> 00:49:10,664 MAN: Here's your bucket. 980 00:49:11,624 --> 00:49:13,000 - They are delicious. - It's good. 981 00:49:13,167 --> 00:49:14,210 I would not lie to you. 982 00:49:18,214 --> 00:49:21,008 WOMAN: All right, okay, let's go. MAN: And, action! 983 00:49:21,384 --> 00:49:23,302 (UPBEAT SONG PLAYING) 984 00:49:23,886 --> 00:49:25,304 (PEOPLE LAUGHING) 985 00:49:26,013 --> 00:49:27,223 (SONG PLAYING) Here we go 986 00:49:27,223 --> 00:49:29,725 I got this feeling I, I got this feeling... 987 00:49:30,643 --> 00:49:33,270 -(CAMERA CLICKING) - WOMAN: That's good, that's good. 988 00:49:34,230 --> 00:49:36,023 All right. Got that. 989 00:49:38,109 --> 00:49:39,527 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 990 00:49:45,783 --> 00:49:48,202 DR. SNIBBE: We're two weeks. Can you believe it? 991 00:49:48,202 --> 00:49:50,538 {\an8}Listen, I'll be happy just to be moving around 992 00:49:50,538 --> 00:49:52,081 {\an8}the way that I like to move around. 993 00:49:52,081 --> 00:49:57,503 {\an8}This is very slow for me. I don't have a lot of patience. 994 00:49:57,503 --> 00:49:58,671 - I know. - You know? 995 00:49:58,671 --> 00:50:00,714 Yeah. No. I totally get it. 996 00:50:00,714 --> 00:50:02,299 Just remember, it takes six weeks 997 00:50:02,299 --> 00:50:04,301 - for the bone to be attached. - Yeah. 998 00:50:04,301 --> 00:50:07,346 KRIS: It's been two weeks since my surgery and I'm really excited 999 00:50:07,346 --> 00:50:09,306 because I'm getting my stitches out today. 1000 00:50:09,306 --> 00:50:11,517 Walk over to that Pilates reformer. 1001 00:50:11,517 --> 00:50:13,727 I just want to see you walk a little bit. 1002 00:50:14,061 --> 00:50:17,982 I'm just ready for this to be over, and I just want to get back to my life. 1003 00:50:18,107 --> 00:50:20,860 - Do you wanna take the stitches out? - Yeah. I wanna do that. 1004 00:50:20,860 --> 00:50:24,071 Okay. All right, go away. You don't need to watch this. 1005 00:50:24,071 --> 00:50:27,158 - Yeah. Give her a second. - KRIS: Okay. 1006 00:50:27,158 --> 00:50:30,119 DR. SNIBBE: We're gonna take this whole plastic thing off. 1007 00:50:30,119 --> 00:50:34,248 (KRIS GROANING) 1008 00:50:34,248 --> 00:50:37,835 - Shit! - Sorry. Sorry, one more and we're done. 1009 00:50:38,794 --> 00:50:40,212 (KRIS GRUNTS IN FRUSTRATION) 1010 00:50:40,212 --> 00:50:43,674 DR. SNIBBE: This one's a little stuck. But you're good. You're good. 1011 00:50:43,674 --> 00:50:45,092 - Finito. - KRIS: Sorry I yelled. 1012 00:50:45,092 --> 00:50:47,136 - DR. SNIBBE: It's okay. It's okay. - I know. 1013 00:50:47,136 --> 00:50:49,263 Yeah, I had six kids and didn't cry. 1014 00:50:49,513 --> 00:50:52,099 - DR. SNIBBE: You're okay. Totally fine. - Whoo! Okay. 1015 00:50:52,099 --> 00:50:54,185 - DR. SNIBBE: Finished. - Thank you. Sorry. 1016 00:50:54,185 --> 00:50:55,769 It's just such a mind (BLEEP). 1017 00:50:57,646 --> 00:50:59,148 Such a mind (BLEEP). 1018 00:51:00,649 --> 00:51:01,859 (SIGHS) 1019 00:51:02,526 --> 00:51:03,652 It's going to be okay. 1020 00:51:05,988 --> 00:51:10,034 Just feel... Sometimes you just feel defeated, 1021 00:51:10,034 --> 00:51:12,369 but I feel really good today. 1022 00:51:12,369 --> 00:51:14,413 - That's great. - It's just emotional. 1023 00:51:14,538 --> 00:51:18,626 It's just the whole thing is emotional and there's some days that are painful, 1024 00:51:18,626 --> 00:51:20,711 I'm not going to lie, that have been 1025 00:51:20,711 --> 00:51:23,631 really a struggle to get through a night. 1026 00:51:23,756 --> 00:51:26,675 All of a sudden you feel like you can't just get up and go, 1027 00:51:26,675 --> 00:51:30,179 - because your limit, you have to heal. - You don't understand these... 1028 00:51:30,179 --> 00:51:32,890 - I don't even understand why I'm crying. - Aw. 1029 00:51:34,016 --> 00:51:36,894 Some days are just more emotional than others, 1030 00:51:36,894 --> 00:51:39,063 and it's not even I don't know. 1031 00:51:39,063 --> 00:51:41,398 It's hard to explain, but... 1032 00:51:41,607 --> 00:51:42,900 I'm getting there. 1033 00:51:42,900 --> 00:51:45,903 I'm just so relieved I can get back to my life 1034 00:51:45,903 --> 00:51:47,863 and do all the things that I love to do. 1035 00:51:47,863 --> 00:51:50,491 - So this is the new me. -(COREY LAUGHS) 1036 00:51:50,491 --> 00:51:52,576 For you, you're healthy, you're physical, 1037 00:51:52,576 --> 00:51:54,078 you have great bone quality. 1038 00:51:54,411 --> 00:51:56,622 Right now, you're moving around pretty good. 1039 00:51:56,622 --> 00:51:59,250 I have really good bone quality. 1040 00:51:59,250 --> 00:52:04,338 Just in case you wanted to know what is my, you know, talents. 1041 00:52:04,338 --> 00:52:05,756 (DR. SNIBBE LAUGHING) 1042 00:52:05,756 --> 00:52:07,091 I have good bone quality. 1043 00:52:07,883 --> 00:52:08,926 How about that? 1044 00:52:11,262 --> 00:52:13,097 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 1045 00:52:33,284 --> 00:52:34,493 KRIS: Hello. 1046 00:52:34,868 --> 00:52:36,745 - Hi. - Hi. 1047 00:52:37,955 --> 00:52:40,583 - You're walking. - Every day gets a little bit better, 1048 00:52:40,583 --> 00:52:42,960 but I had my stitches taken out today. 1049 00:52:43,127 --> 00:52:45,045 You did? Where do you have a scar? 1050 00:52:45,546 --> 00:52:48,299 - It's like this. - It is? 1051 00:52:48,299 --> 00:52:51,093 I thought it was like a little thing that they went in, 1052 00:52:51,093 --> 00:52:52,761 like, kind of microscopically. 1053 00:52:52,761 --> 00:52:55,055 - Oh, hell, no. - I didn't know that. 1054 00:52:55,055 --> 00:52:57,850 - But yeah. - KIM: I'm so happy that my mom 1055 00:52:57,850 --> 00:53:02,146 went through with this surgery so she can be here and help. 1056 00:53:02,313 --> 00:53:07,234 Can you believe that Kourtney and Travis got married in Vegas? 1057 00:53:07,610 --> 00:53:08,694 It's not real. 1058 00:53:09,570 --> 00:53:12,281 We've all done it once in our lives. 1059 00:53:12,281 --> 00:53:14,491 - Yours was real. - I know. 1060 00:53:14,867 --> 00:53:17,620 {\an8}I mean, unfortunately, we've all done it. 1061 00:53:17,620 --> 00:53:20,247 {\an8}I haven't done it. Who's we all? 1062 00:53:20,247 --> 00:53:24,168 I'm not going to lie, it would be so disappointing 1063 00:53:24,168 --> 00:53:28,547 if Kourtney really got married in Vegas and I wasn't there. 1064 00:53:29,340 --> 00:53:31,925 But, I guess I'll get over it. 1065 00:53:31,925 --> 00:53:34,386 I mean, been there, done that. Kim did it too. 1066 00:53:34,803 --> 00:53:36,930 She didn't even tell me when she came home. 1067 00:53:38,515 --> 00:53:40,267 {\an8}Yeah. I'd be afraid of me, too. 1068 00:53:41,560 --> 00:53:42,770 You know what I mean? 1069 00:53:42,770 --> 00:53:44,480 Are we sure it's not real? 1070 00:53:45,022 --> 00:53:50,027 I mean, you can look it up on the Clark County website. 1071 00:53:50,027 --> 00:53:52,237 That's how we found out you were married. 1072 00:53:52,237 --> 00:53:54,281 - Yeah. It's not real. - Okay. 1073 00:53:54,531 --> 00:53:57,493 It's fun. I think that they'd have had they gotten a permit. 1074 00:53:57,493 --> 00:53:58,702 What does it really matter? 1075 00:53:58,702 --> 00:54:02,164 She was drunk as a skunk laying on the floor, throwing up. 1076 00:54:02,164 --> 00:54:03,999 Who wants to get married like that? 1077 00:54:04,541 --> 00:54:07,169 - Who doesn't? Just kidding. - How sexy. 1078 00:54:07,378 --> 00:54:08,420 Yeah, totally. 1079 00:54:08,837 --> 00:54:11,006 What are you doing? What's this all about? 1080 00:54:11,006 --> 00:54:13,425 KIM: I had this like idea 1081 00:54:13,425 --> 00:54:17,638 to get some of my favorite lingerie models. 1082 00:54:17,638 --> 00:54:22,017 Alessandra Ambrosio. Candice. She's so pretty. 1083 00:54:22,017 --> 00:54:25,354 Heidi Klum, Tyra Banks, the majors. 1084 00:54:25,354 --> 00:54:27,731 - And do a campaign? - For Skims. Yeah. 1085 00:54:27,731 --> 00:54:32,236 Like the iconic girls. So I've spoken to Heidi. 1086 00:54:32,695 --> 00:54:34,697 Candice loves it. 1087 00:54:34,697 --> 00:54:36,532 - Remember when we did... - Yeah. 1088 00:54:36,532 --> 00:54:39,743 - ...the VS Halloween? - Yeah. 1089 00:54:39,743 --> 00:54:41,954 KIM: They sent me one of Candice's outfits. 1090 00:54:41,954 --> 00:54:43,038 KRIS: To wear? 1091 00:54:43,038 --> 00:54:44,581 - KIM: Yeah. - The fact that 1092 00:54:44,581 --> 00:54:47,626 you're the same size as a supermodel is wild. 1093 00:54:47,626 --> 00:54:52,297 - Wings can fit anyone. -(CHUCKLING) Wings can fit anyone. 1094 00:54:52,297 --> 00:54:53,465 This is so pretty. 1095 00:54:53,465 --> 00:54:56,510 I think I'm gonna call the the campaign The Icons. 1096 00:54:56,510 --> 00:54:58,554 - Oh, I love that. -'Cause it's really... 1097 00:54:58,554 --> 00:55:01,473 - The iconic fits everybody collection. - ...any kind of... Yeah. 1098 00:55:01,473 --> 00:55:02,808 - With the icons. - Yeah. 1099 00:55:07,354 --> 00:55:08,564 Yeah, I just don't get it. 1100 00:55:08,564 --> 00:55:11,108 I don't get why being a workaholic is a bad thing. 1101 00:55:11,233 --> 00:55:13,152 I get shit done. That makes me happy. 1102 00:55:13,277 --> 00:55:16,447 Like I can't just sit and do nothing. 1103 00:55:16,864 --> 00:55:19,241 That doesn't make me happy. 1104 00:55:19,742 --> 00:55:24,580 Tyra is the one I want so badly, but she's such an entrepreneur, 1105 00:55:24,580 --> 00:55:28,876 so she just has so many other things, you know, that she's doing. 1106 00:55:28,876 --> 00:55:31,587 So, it's not like I have a lot of time. It's all happening. 1107 00:55:31,587 --> 00:55:35,841 Once I have the idea, I was like, "Oh, shit. We need to shoot this. 1108 00:55:35,841 --> 00:55:37,217 "We need to do this now." 1109 00:55:37,342 --> 00:55:39,261 I mean, I just have so much to do this week 1110 00:55:39,261 --> 00:55:42,055 and we have, you know, our first premier and... 1111 00:55:42,055 --> 00:55:43,599 Is everybody else available? 1112 00:55:43,599 --> 00:55:47,478 Everyone else. Yeah. I really, really, really want Tyra. 1113 00:55:47,478 --> 00:55:51,523 And I just am not sure that she's gonna do it. 1114 00:55:51,732 --> 00:55:54,026 Well, I love this. 1115 00:55:54,151 --> 00:55:56,403 I love that it's happening fast and furious. 1116 00:55:59,782 --> 00:56:01,617 (UPBEAT SONG PLAYING) 1117 00:56:01,617 --> 00:56:03,702 5:00 a.m. The birds jumping at me 1118 00:56:06,914 --> 00:56:09,041 It's like I'm starring in a Disney movie 1119 00:56:11,001 --> 00:56:16,381 I'm doing, I'm doing I'm doing the best I can 1120 00:56:16,381 --> 00:56:18,884 I think that I can make it there someday 1121 00:56:18,884 --> 00:56:21,303 But know that even if I can't 1122 00:56:21,303 --> 00:56:26,767 I'm doing, I'm doing I'm doing the best I can 1123 00:56:29,645 --> 00:56:32,356 - Hello. How are you? - Hi. Welcome to the show, guys. 1124 00:56:32,689 --> 00:56:36,693 We're here to promote our new Hulu show called The Kardashians. 1125 00:56:37,319 --> 00:56:40,906 And it's about... wait for it. The Kardashians! 1126 00:56:40,906 --> 00:56:44,076 Oh, my God, I know, it's so shocking. 1127 00:56:44,076 --> 00:56:46,370 I'm excited for the red carpet tomorrow. 1128 00:56:50,123 --> 00:56:51,250 - MAN: Hi. - Hi. 1129 00:56:58,590 --> 00:56:59,842 KHLOÉ: Hi, baby! 1130 00:57:01,176 --> 00:57:04,096 My whole family is here at Jimmy Kimmel tonight, 1131 00:57:04,096 --> 00:57:07,391 and we are on to promote our new show on Hulu. 1132 00:57:07,641 --> 00:57:11,478 I'm already so nervous and anxious about the premiere. 1133 00:57:11,645 --> 00:57:14,147 (KISSING) I love you. I love you. I love you. 1134 00:57:14,147 --> 00:57:15,399 And it's really emotional, 1135 00:57:15,399 --> 00:57:18,610 and we have to relive things that are not fun to relive, 1136 00:57:18,610 --> 00:57:21,780 we have to go through things that we've already put behind us, 1137 00:57:21,780 --> 00:57:24,783 and that gets a little frustrating. Um... 1138 00:57:24,783 --> 00:57:29,496 That is, I think just filling me with a little bit of anxiety. 1139 00:57:29,496 --> 00:57:31,373 Mwah. I'll see you soon. 1140 00:57:32,249 --> 00:57:33,500 Okay. Bye. 1141 00:57:37,588 --> 00:57:38,797 {\an8}(WOMAN SPEAKS) 1142 00:57:39,298 --> 00:57:40,883 Like ten hours. 1143 00:57:41,300 --> 00:57:44,011 - Was is it kind of fun or was it... - Yeah, it was cool. 1144 00:57:45,095 --> 00:57:48,390 Hello, how are you? How you doing? Hi, guys. How's it going? 1145 00:57:49,266 --> 00:57:52,895 {\an8}Oh, hello, am I invading your space here? 1146 00:57:53,312 --> 00:57:55,314 - No. Please. - I'm sorry. Hello. How are you? 1147 00:57:55,314 --> 00:57:57,649 - Thank you for coming and... - You look so awesome. 1148 00:57:57,649 --> 00:58:00,027 I can't believe you've never been here before. 1149 00:58:00,277 --> 00:58:02,154 - Haven't I? - I mean, on stage. No. 1150 00:58:02,154 --> 00:58:03,906 - No, I know. - Probably been back here. 1151 00:58:03,906 --> 00:58:04,990 Yeah, every time. 1152 00:58:04,990 --> 00:58:07,284 It only counts if you're on stage, you know? 1153 00:58:07,284 --> 00:58:09,828 Dang! I thought I was chalking up all these points. 1154 00:58:09,828 --> 00:58:11,788 They said, Jimmy wants to have a debrief, 1155 00:58:11,788 --> 00:58:13,373 and I go, "Are we in trouble?" 1156 00:58:13,373 --> 00:58:15,417 - No, I just came to say hello. - What did we do? 1157 00:58:15,417 --> 00:58:16,793 I'm so happy. Okay. Come on. 1158 00:58:16,793 --> 00:58:18,754 - All right. I'll see you later. - Chop, chop. 1159 00:58:18,754 --> 00:58:20,964 - All right. - We'll see how it goes. 1160 00:58:22,257 --> 00:58:24,885 Okay, I gotta pee. It's a little hard to walk in. 1161 00:58:24,885 --> 00:58:28,263 (SONG PLAYING) I love myself, I love myself 1162 00:58:28,847 --> 00:58:30,849 I love myself 1163 00:58:32,684 --> 00:58:34,102 This is what I want all the time. 1164 00:58:36,188 --> 00:58:37,940 I'm gonna have a consultation soon. 1165 00:58:37,940 --> 00:58:40,776 - Consultation for what? - KHLOÉ: Chee chees. 1166 00:58:40,776 --> 00:58:43,987 - KRIS: No. - Mom, listen. It's a consultation. 1167 00:58:43,987 --> 00:58:45,322 - No. - Okay. 1168 00:58:45,322 --> 00:58:47,115 You're perfect the way you are, Khloé. 1169 00:58:47,240 --> 00:58:49,159 Thank you, Mommy. Thank you. 1170 00:58:49,159 --> 00:58:53,163 You go down this implant road, it's not always... 1171 00:58:53,163 --> 00:58:56,208 I'm not doing a Pam Anderson situation. 1172 00:58:56,208 --> 00:59:00,128 It's literally what I was before I lost. I just want a little... 1173 00:59:00,128 --> 00:59:01,964 You know what? I'll call you later. 1174 00:59:02,506 --> 00:59:05,217 Yeah. Boundaries, boundaries, boundaries. 1175 00:59:05,384 --> 00:59:08,595 WOMAN: Starting his monologue. We have like five or ten minutes. 1176 00:59:08,595 --> 00:59:10,681 (UPBEAT SONG PLAYING) 1177 00:59:11,848 --> 00:59:13,684 -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) - Oh! 1178 00:59:14,226 --> 00:59:15,227 Nice. 1179 00:59:15,227 --> 00:59:17,896 Wait. Mario, you didn't get any body-makeup on my tummy.? 1180 00:59:17,896 --> 00:59:20,565 - It has to match. Hurry, hurry. - Okay, everyone hurry. 1181 00:59:22,818 --> 00:59:24,152 It takes a village. 1182 00:59:25,070 --> 00:59:28,031 You might wanna get a video of my cute flowers. 1183 00:59:28,031 --> 00:59:30,033 KHLOÉ: Let's do this, Kimberly! 1184 00:59:32,411 --> 00:59:33,412 Let's do it. 1185 00:59:33,412 --> 00:59:35,706 Kendall, let's not walk next to each other. 1186 00:59:35,706 --> 00:59:37,332 (ALL LAUGHING) 1187 00:59:37,332 --> 00:59:39,418 {\an8}Our first guests, combined, 1188 00:59:39,418 --> 00:59:42,045 {\an8}have nearly a billion Instagram followers. 1189 00:59:42,212 --> 00:59:46,383 {\an8}Please welcome Kris, Kourtney, Kim, Khloé and Kendall. The Kardashians. 1190 00:59:46,800 --> 00:59:48,802 (AUDIENCE CHEERING) 1191 00:59:53,098 --> 00:59:54,349 Welcome, how are you? 1192 00:59:54,558 --> 00:59:57,102 KRIS: I love to have experiences with my girls, 1193 00:59:57,102 --> 00:59:58,979 and it's good to be back in action, 1194 00:59:58,979 --> 01:00:03,358 and I'm so excited, my stitches are out, I feel better than ever. 1195 01:00:03,358 --> 01:00:05,986 KIMMEL: Kourtney, you're the Kardashian of the week. 1196 01:00:05,986 --> 01:00:09,656 You and Travis Barker went to a wedding chapel in Las Vegas 1197 01:00:09,656 --> 01:00:13,410 and by the way, all the photographers you have surrounding you all the time. 1198 01:00:13,410 --> 01:00:15,537 This is the picture they got of this wedding. 1199 01:00:16,246 --> 01:00:18,707 Kim, is this the first time you kissed Pete? 1200 01:00:19,041 --> 01:00:20,375 - Yes, that is. - It is? 1201 01:00:20,375 --> 01:00:22,044 (AUDIENCE CHEERING) 1202 01:00:22,044 --> 01:00:23,837 Actually, for Valentine's Day, 1203 01:00:23,837 --> 01:00:26,173 - he got me the rug and the whole outfit. - He did? 1204 01:00:26,173 --> 01:00:29,176 - And the little Genie lamp. - Wow, the Kardashians are here. 1205 01:00:29,176 --> 01:00:31,928 {\an8}Their show premieres on Hulu. We'll be right back. 1206 01:00:39,811 --> 01:00:41,813 (UPBEAT SONG PLAYING) I feel like I'm drowning 1207 01:00:41,813 --> 01:00:43,732 Strong 1208 01:00:44,232 --> 01:00:45,567 Me and my girls 1209 01:00:48,111 --> 01:00:49,946 I get blinded 1210 01:00:50,238 --> 01:00:51,865 Irresistible 1211 01:00:52,574 --> 01:00:55,994 Haven't you heard? I'm sure that you've heard 1212 01:00:55,994 --> 01:01:00,582 Hi, guys! Hi! How are you? Thank you so much for doing this. 1213 01:01:00,582 --> 01:01:03,293 {\an8}- Thank you for having me. - I'm so excited. 1214 01:01:03,293 --> 01:01:04,753 {\an8}These look so amazing. 1215 01:01:04,753 --> 01:01:09,633 {\an8}Today we are shooting our Icons shoot for Skims 1216 01:01:09,633 --> 01:01:13,386 {\an8}and everyone that I wanted made it, including Tyra. 1217 01:01:13,386 --> 01:01:15,222 {\an8}This is like such a dream come true. 1218 01:01:15,222 --> 01:01:16,681 {\an8}- Hi! - I wanna give you a hug. 1219 01:01:17,307 --> 01:01:20,894 {\an8}- Thanks for having me. - I have to tell you guys a funny story. 1220 01:01:21,353 --> 01:01:22,604 I'll never forget it. 1221 01:01:22,604 --> 01:01:26,108 So we were in Miami, my first ever Victoria's Secret show. 1222 01:01:26,233 --> 01:01:27,984 I don't even know how I got in, 1223 01:01:28,235 --> 01:01:30,278 and we went to some club afterwards 1224 01:01:30,278 --> 01:01:33,156 and you guys were in there in VIP section. 1225 01:01:33,740 --> 01:01:35,867 And this is my daughter, Northie. 1226 01:01:35,867 --> 01:01:37,744 {\an8}Look at those braids! 1227 01:01:37,744 --> 01:01:39,830 {\an8}Hold on, baby, I'm telling them a story. 1228 01:01:39,830 --> 01:01:44,793 - And this had to have been like 2008-09. - It was 2008. 1229 01:01:44,793 --> 01:01:46,962 I just had my daughter in 2008. 1230 01:01:46,962 --> 01:01:51,925 2008 and I was like, staring at you guys like, oh, my God! 1231 01:01:51,925 --> 01:01:54,010 So the fact that you guys are doing this, 1232 01:01:54,010 --> 01:01:58,223 is such a big deal for me, like, I love you guys so much. 1233 01:01:58,223 --> 01:02:00,851 And I just want you to know, like I'm so appreciative. 1234 01:02:00,851 --> 01:02:02,394 Just seeing how far they've come, 1235 01:02:02,394 --> 01:02:05,313 and they're all moms and these entrepreneurs, 1236 01:02:05,313 --> 01:02:08,358 and still so stunning and so beautiful. 1237 01:02:08,358 --> 01:02:10,986 You have no idea how iconic this is. 1238 01:02:11,236 --> 01:02:13,363 You just have no idea. 1239 01:02:13,363 --> 01:02:17,325 It just... They were legendary. They are legendary. 1240 01:02:17,492 --> 01:02:20,162 The wings. We were wearing the wings. We were them. 1241 01:02:20,537 --> 01:02:22,998 That's who we were. They were Candice's wings. 1242 01:02:23,165 --> 01:02:28,086 And now I have the same girls modeling for my own brand. 1243 01:02:28,503 --> 01:02:32,382 It's just the most full circle pinch me moment ever. 1244 01:02:32,382 --> 01:02:34,759 {\an8}There's no one more beautiful than you guys. 1245 01:02:34,759 --> 01:02:36,761 {\an8}And the fact that you are doing this... 1246 01:02:37,137 --> 01:02:38,763 Oh, my God, this is so crazy. 1247 01:02:38,889 --> 01:02:40,724 So why are you not doing it with us? 1248 01:02:41,433 --> 01:02:43,685 - Oh, come on, guys. - There's still time. 1249 01:02:43,977 --> 01:02:47,355 Well, I'm still wearing Skims, but no, I can't. 1250 01:02:47,355 --> 01:02:49,816 - I love this compound you've created. - Thank you. 1251 01:02:49,816 --> 01:02:51,526 - The toilet, it was good. - Thank you. 1252 01:02:51,526 --> 01:02:53,320 - The toilet was talking to me. - Yes, yes. 1253 01:02:53,320 --> 01:02:55,113 I walked in, it said, "Hi, Tyra." 1254 01:02:55,113 --> 01:02:57,032 I was like, "What's up?" "Kim uses this." 1255 01:02:57,032 --> 01:02:59,201 I'm like, "I know, about to sit on Kim's booty." 1256 01:02:59,201 --> 01:03:01,661 Tyra's booty's gonna sit on Kim's booty. I had a bath. 1257 01:03:01,661 --> 01:03:03,538 I had a massage. It was wonderful. 1258 01:03:03,538 --> 01:03:05,916 Well, you guys are welcome here anytime. 1259 01:03:05,916 --> 01:03:07,250 - Anytime. - We'll be back. 1260 01:03:07,250 --> 01:03:11,004 And I know this is, like, the most evil thing to do to you guys, 1261 01:03:11,171 --> 01:03:13,423 but I have a surprise coming in a few minutes. 1262 01:03:13,423 --> 01:03:15,300 - Just a little snack. - Is it cake? 1263 01:03:15,508 --> 01:03:18,053 No, it's... My favorite is beignets. 1264 01:03:18,553 --> 01:03:20,722 It was already too late for me in any case, 1265 01:03:20,722 --> 01:03:24,893 when I knew that this was happening, I already was few pizzas in 1266 01:03:24,893 --> 01:03:26,478 and like, there was no return. 1267 01:03:26,937 --> 01:03:31,358 But what I love about your brand and Skims is it's for every single body. 1268 01:03:31,483 --> 01:03:32,651 - Of course, yeah. - You know? 1269 01:03:32,651 --> 01:03:35,570 And so I'm celebrating this body. This is who I am today. 1270 01:03:35,570 --> 01:03:37,113 - Let's celebrates. - I love it. 1271 01:03:37,113 --> 01:03:38,615 I'll get you whatever you want. 1272 01:03:38,615 --> 01:03:41,451 We're just gonna take everything that's not nailed down. 1273 01:03:42,118 --> 01:03:45,747 I think you should put some Skims on, Kim, and just rock it with us. 1274 01:03:45,747 --> 01:03:46,957 She's got some Skims on. 1275 01:03:46,957 --> 01:03:49,751 - Get in there. - I think we should all do a group photo. 1276 01:03:49,751 --> 01:03:51,753 I don't know if I could, I'm scared. 1277 01:03:52,128 --> 01:03:54,297 There's like 100 people. They're all your people. 1278 01:03:54,297 --> 01:03:55,632 - I know. - So it's fine. 1279 01:03:55,757 --> 01:03:56,758 I know. 1280 01:03:56,758 --> 01:04:00,053 Oh, my God! I'm totally not your typical model, 1281 01:04:00,053 --> 01:04:02,806 but like, this is insane. 1282 01:04:03,306 --> 01:04:05,225 Just for one photo? 1283 01:04:05,225 --> 01:04:07,644 - Right? Yeah. - Yes. You should do it. 1284 01:04:07,769 --> 01:04:11,106 I know these girls just know what they're doing and I don't. 1285 01:04:11,398 --> 01:04:13,233 So, it's just freaking me out. 1286 01:04:13,233 --> 01:04:16,528 Never once did I think they were going to say, "Get in the campaign." 1287 01:04:17,362 --> 01:04:18,363 Iconic, boo. 1288 01:04:25,620 --> 01:04:26,788 - KIM: Hi. - Hi. 1289 01:04:27,831 --> 01:04:29,249 Would it be so embarrassing, 1290 01:04:29,624 --> 01:04:31,960 {\an8}Heidi was like, "You have to put on something." 1291 01:04:31,960 --> 01:04:33,044 {\an8}Just to take a photo. 1292 01:04:33,044 --> 01:04:35,088 - Oh, my gosh. You have to do it. - One photo. 1293 01:04:35,088 --> 01:04:36,548 But I wasn't prepared. 1294 01:04:36,548 --> 01:04:38,967 I know but you'll look amazing no matter what. 1295 01:04:38,967 --> 01:04:40,260 - See? - What? 1296 01:04:40,385 --> 01:04:42,095 I got her to take her clothes off. 1297 01:04:42,846 --> 01:04:44,472 You got her to take her clothes off. 1298 01:04:44,597 --> 01:04:47,767 - I get Kim to take her clothes off. - And take a photo with us. 1299 01:04:47,767 --> 01:04:48,852 No worries. 1300 01:04:48,852 --> 01:04:50,729 KIM: What do you think I look the best in? 1301 01:04:50,729 --> 01:04:52,314 In like the dippy thong. 1302 01:04:52,439 --> 01:04:53,440 - Do we have that? - Yes. 1303 01:04:53,440 --> 01:04:54,524 Yeah. We do. 1304 01:04:54,524 --> 01:04:57,569 I really wasn't planning on it, but I'm not gonna turn it down. 1305 01:04:57,569 --> 01:04:59,738 Not next to these women. 1306 01:05:00,113 --> 01:05:01,364 We sandwich her. 1307 01:05:01,865 --> 01:05:02,866 Okay. 1308 01:05:02,866 --> 01:05:04,951 We Teidi and Hyra her from either side. 1309 01:05:04,951 --> 01:05:07,370 - Teidi and Hyra her from each side. - Exactly. 1310 01:05:07,370 --> 01:05:08,872 It is a Skim-some. 1311 01:05:09,414 --> 01:05:11,041 Ooh! 1312 01:05:11,207 --> 01:05:13,460 KIM: Dying. I need to powder. 1313 01:05:15,128 --> 01:05:16,629 I wasn't planning on this. 1314 01:05:17,088 --> 01:05:20,550 Thank, God, I've laser hair removaled everything from my entire body, 1315 01:05:20,550 --> 01:05:22,469 so I don't have to worry about like, 1316 01:05:22,469 --> 01:05:24,804 "Did I shave today?" Or anything like that. 1317 01:05:25,305 --> 01:05:27,349 (BLEEP) it. I'm in the campaign. 1318 01:05:27,515 --> 01:05:29,517 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 1319 01:05:35,899 --> 01:05:39,194 I'm about to do a shoot with the icons. 1320 01:05:39,861 --> 01:05:43,323 Tyra, Heidi, Candice, Alessandra 1321 01:05:43,531 --> 01:05:44,908 and Kim. What? 1322 01:05:44,908 --> 01:05:46,201 What? 1323 01:05:46,826 --> 01:05:48,745 Okay. I'm gonna take full credit 1324 01:05:48,745 --> 01:05:51,206 for her taking her clothes off for this shot, okay? 1325 01:05:51,206 --> 01:05:52,332 Yep. 1326 01:05:52,332 --> 01:05:54,709 I mean, we could probably even double up here. 1327 01:06:01,549 --> 01:06:02,926 Yes, girls! 1328 01:06:06,763 --> 01:06:07,764 {\an8}(TYRA SPEAKS) 1329 01:06:16,523 --> 01:06:17,941 Let's do a Kim classic. 1330 01:06:19,025 --> 01:06:20,360 - Yeah! -(ALL LAUGH) 1331 01:06:21,486 --> 01:06:23,488 (UPBEAT SONG PLAYING) 1332 01:06:28,952 --> 01:06:30,161 {\an8}(NORTH SPEAKS) 1333 01:06:42,632 --> 01:06:44,509 MAN: And then everyone lean your heads in. 1334 01:06:44,509 --> 01:06:45,844 MAN 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1335 01:06:46,136 --> 01:06:48,054 Oh, my God! I feel like a supermodel! 1336 01:06:48,221 --> 01:06:49,639 (ALL CHEERING) 1337 01:06:49,639 --> 01:06:50,890 It's just kind of surreal. 1338 01:06:51,641 --> 01:06:52,976 Let's go get a beignet. 1339 01:06:52,976 --> 01:06:56,187 I mean, I didn't even dream that I would be a part of this moment. 1340 01:06:56,187 --> 01:06:57,897 So this is kind of crazy. 1341 01:06:57,897 --> 01:07:00,066 (SONG CONTINUES) No one's gonna stop us 1342 01:07:00,066 --> 01:07:01,443 What shall we do? 1343 01:07:02,485 --> 01:07:05,071 I don't know... I'm just gonna soak it all in. 1344 01:07:05,238 --> 01:07:07,115 - We'll just order a bunch. - A bunch of bites. 1345 01:07:07,282 --> 01:07:08,741 Can we do extra sugar? 1346 01:07:08,741 --> 01:07:10,827 I would like to try a big one, please. 1347 01:07:11,453 --> 01:07:13,204 Yes, Heidi likes it big. 1348 01:07:13,204 --> 01:07:14,956 - I like it big. -(LAUGHS) 1349 01:07:14,956 --> 01:07:16,833 I know my mom says size doesn't matter. 1350 01:07:16,833 --> 01:07:18,585 What matters is that it tastes good. 1351 01:07:18,585 --> 01:07:21,296 - But I think I like a big one, please. - Oh, my God. Okay. 1352 01:07:21,504 --> 01:07:22,922 Thank you. 1353 01:07:22,922 --> 01:07:24,090 I just want a bite. 1354 01:07:24,549 --> 01:07:26,801 Well, I'm shooting lingerie. 1355 01:07:26,801 --> 01:07:28,928 He has little ones. So there you go. 1356 01:07:28,928 --> 01:07:30,388 Oh, my, God. They are good. 1357 01:07:30,972 --> 01:07:32,390 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 1358 01:07:33,850 --> 01:07:37,312 I'm just so proud that these girls represent 1359 01:07:37,312 --> 01:07:42,025 the balance that is so needed between motherhood and working. 1360 01:07:42,150 --> 01:07:44,068 I'm so honored to have them. 1361 01:07:44,611 --> 01:07:46,571 Kim, can you adopt me? 1362 01:07:46,738 --> 01:07:48,406 I really would like to move in. 1363 01:07:48,948 --> 01:07:50,408 Plus there's so much space here. 1364 01:07:50,408 --> 01:07:52,076 I feel like this... 1365 01:07:52,494 --> 01:07:53,745 It's just perfect for me. 1366 01:07:53,912 --> 01:07:56,080 I'm just going to be moving in right here. 1367 01:07:57,999 --> 01:08:00,001 (UPBEAT SONG PLAYING) 1368 01:08:00,877 --> 01:08:03,755 I don't want it go on, go on 1369 01:08:04,923 --> 01:08:07,675 Never gonna stop now, stop now 1370 01:08:08,801 --> 01:08:10,220 Living for the moment 1371 01:08:10,220 --> 01:08:12,430 We're crazy only now 1372 01:08:14,015 --> 01:08:17,602 {\an8}Like the way I wanna be Forever young 1373 01:08:18,019 --> 01:08:21,147 KIM: We are getting ready for the premiere of The Kardashians. 1374 01:08:21,147 --> 01:08:22,690 This is so crazy. 1375 01:08:22,690 --> 01:08:25,235 I feel like it's some huge movie premiere. 1376 01:08:25,235 --> 01:08:26,736 Feels just like, 1377 01:08:26,736 --> 01:08:29,656 "Oh, my God. We're like a part of the Disney fam." 1378 01:08:29,781 --> 01:08:31,908 I didn't know you can do press tours like this. 1379 01:08:31,908 --> 01:08:34,536 Like this must be what a movie premiere feels like. 1380 01:08:35,161 --> 01:08:36,162 I'm into it. 1381 01:08:41,918 --> 01:08:46,923 There's about 200-300 of our closest friends attending. 1382 01:08:49,592 --> 01:08:50,885 {\an8}Big daddy is back? 1383 01:08:52,804 --> 01:08:55,139 {\an8}Really? It's gonna be a fun day. 1384 01:08:55,139 --> 01:08:57,016 (SONG PLAYING) Living for the moment 1385 01:08:57,016 --> 01:08:58,643 We're crazy only no 1386 01:08:58,768 --> 01:09:01,396 KRIS: Did I tell you that I bought a bulletproof car? 1387 01:09:01,938 --> 01:09:03,231 Never know when you need it. 1388 01:09:03,231 --> 01:09:04,774 KHLOÉ: May I ask why? 1389 01:09:05,066 --> 01:09:08,069 Um... Because I'm really tired of... 1390 01:09:08,486 --> 01:09:10,572 - People shooting at you? - Yeah. 1391 01:09:10,738 --> 01:09:13,616 I absolutely love living next door to my mom. 1392 01:09:13,616 --> 01:09:15,243 KRIS: How do you spell 'zhuzh?' 1393 01:09:15,243 --> 01:09:17,370 Like when you 'zhuzh' something. 1394 01:09:17,370 --> 01:09:18,871 - Juj? - zhuzh. 1395 01:09:19,414 --> 01:09:20,957 I don't know. Is that a real word? 1396 01:09:20,957 --> 01:09:22,875 We do everything together. 1397 01:09:23,084 --> 01:09:24,460 We even glam together. 1398 01:09:24,460 --> 01:09:28,131 {\an8}This isn't an actual word. First of all, you learn in school. Juj. 1399 01:09:30,091 --> 01:09:32,719 Hey, Siri. How do you spell 'Juj?' 1400 01:09:33,011 --> 01:09:34,012 Juj. 1401 01:09:34,012 --> 01:09:35,680 You said it twice. 1402 01:09:36,347 --> 01:09:37,348 Juj. 1403 01:09:38,016 --> 01:09:39,017 Siri! 1404 01:09:39,767 --> 01:09:41,894 Mom, I think you're just going to take a beat. 1405 01:09:41,894 --> 01:09:44,522 There's just sometimes it's just a lot. 1406 01:09:44,689 --> 01:09:45,898 KRIS: Hey, Siri. 1407 01:09:46,149 --> 01:09:47,191 Siri. 1408 01:09:47,191 --> 01:09:49,277 KHLOÉ: I love being with her. 1409 01:09:49,444 --> 01:09:51,237 Siri. Siri. 1410 01:09:51,487 --> 01:09:54,157 It's just never-ending. It's just forever. 1411 01:09:54,157 --> 01:09:56,659 We're going to be with each other and I love it. 1412 01:09:59,245 --> 01:10:01,748 KRIS: Hey, Siri, How do you spell... 1413 01:10:02,999 --> 01:10:04,375 AUTOMATED MALE VOICE: Okay. 1414 01:10:04,375 --> 01:10:06,544 I found this on the web for "how do you spell?" 1415 01:10:06,544 --> 01:10:07,629 Check it out. 1416 01:10:08,171 --> 01:10:09,213 KRIS: You know what? 1417 01:10:09,339 --> 01:10:12,467 Siri listens to me just about as well as my kids do sometimes. 1418 01:10:12,467 --> 01:10:14,385 And don't even get me started on Alexa. 1419 01:10:15,094 --> 01:10:16,596 Listen, you little (BLEEP). 1420 01:10:17,722 --> 01:10:18,723 I love us. 1421 01:10:20,975 --> 01:10:23,603 KRIS: Listen, Siri. How do you spell juj? 1422 01:10:25,188 --> 01:10:27,982 How long does it take to do eyeliner? 1423 01:10:27,982 --> 01:10:29,108 Long. 1424 01:10:29,400 --> 01:10:30,777 I stress him the (BLEEP) out. 1425 01:10:31,486 --> 01:10:32,737 {\an8}MARIO: No. 1426 01:10:32,737 --> 01:10:36,115 {\an8}KIM: I drove you to insanity a few times. 1427 01:10:42,705 --> 01:10:43,873 Look at Danielle. 1428 01:10:44,332 --> 01:10:45,458 Grilling me always. 1429 01:10:46,876 --> 01:10:49,295 Pete is actually my plus one. 1430 01:10:51,506 --> 01:10:52,757 And... 1431 01:10:53,758 --> 01:10:54,801 I'm excited. 1432 01:10:58,262 --> 01:10:59,681 We're not doing the red carpet. 1433 01:10:59,847 --> 01:11:00,848 WOMAN: What? 1434 01:11:01,099 --> 01:11:03,434 - KIM: No. - This is your show. 1435 01:11:03,434 --> 01:11:05,728 - KIM: I know. - In fact. It's a black carpet. 1436 01:11:05,728 --> 01:11:06,854 KIM: It is. 1437 01:11:06,854 --> 01:11:10,066 WOMAN: So, yeah. It's so cool looking. Why wouldn't you walk it? 1438 01:11:10,066 --> 01:11:12,694 KIM: I'm going to walk it with my sisters. 1439 01:11:14,320 --> 01:11:16,114 - But this is like my thing. - Got it. 1440 01:11:16,239 --> 01:11:17,782 So he's just going to support. 1441 01:11:17,949 --> 01:11:20,576 When the camera's up for him, it's like a skit or a role. 1442 01:11:20,910 --> 01:11:22,453 It's not what he does. 1443 01:11:22,870 --> 01:11:25,707 I'm obviously going to talk about what goes on in my life. 1444 01:11:26,457 --> 01:11:28,918 And he's a part of that. 1445 01:11:29,043 --> 01:11:30,670 But I also respect that 1446 01:11:30,670 --> 01:11:33,506 this is like my job and this isn't his job. 1447 01:11:33,756 --> 01:11:37,635 So, it's like, you might get a glimpse here and there, 1448 01:11:37,635 --> 01:11:41,222 but it's just... It is what it is. 1449 01:11:41,222 --> 01:11:43,224 {\an8}- SYDNEY: How are you? - Good. How are you? 1450 01:11:44,934 --> 01:11:46,227 {\an8}- Hi, I'm Kim. - Hi. 1451 01:11:46,936 --> 01:11:48,604 {\an8}Who knew he was such a diva? 1452 01:11:48,604 --> 01:11:51,649 {\an8}Has a grooming team, a styling team, a tailor? 1453 01:11:52,275 --> 01:11:53,276 {\an8}(PHONE BEEPS) 1454 01:11:57,697 --> 01:11:59,824 {\an8}-(PHONE CHIMES) - Isn't that funny? 1455 01:12:00,867 --> 01:12:02,201 {\an8}(MARIO SPEAKS) 1456 01:12:02,201 --> 01:12:03,327 {\an8}I know. 1457 01:12:06,748 --> 01:12:08,416 Looks like I've got it. 1458 01:12:08,583 --> 01:12:10,418 KRIS: What time are you going to leave? 1459 01:12:10,418 --> 01:12:11,836 Are we going together? 1460 01:12:11,961 --> 01:12:13,254 - KHLOÉ: No, we're not. - Oh. 1461 01:12:13,254 --> 01:12:15,381 - KHLOÉ: I'm going with my daughter. - Okay. 1462 01:12:15,381 --> 01:12:16,716 KHLOÉ: It's time to go. 1463 01:12:17,550 --> 01:12:20,928 I can't really think about how many cameras and photographers 1464 01:12:20,928 --> 01:12:22,930 and video cameras are going to be there. 1465 01:12:23,514 --> 01:12:25,683 It just sounds like the most daunting thing. 1466 01:12:26,392 --> 01:12:27,685 To relive everything. 1467 01:12:27,894 --> 01:12:30,646 It's so jarring and pretty traumatizing. 1468 01:12:31,647 --> 01:12:32,648 It's really hard. 1469 01:12:37,945 --> 01:12:39,155 (SIGHS) 1470 01:12:42,116 --> 01:12:43,409 (SONG PLAYING) I do it my way 1471 01:12:43,409 --> 01:12:44,869 They say it can be done 1472 01:12:44,869 --> 01:12:47,371 Well watch me do it Yeah, I do it for fun 1473 01:12:47,371 --> 01:12:48,706 My way 1474 01:12:48,706 --> 01:12:50,082 Yeah, get it done 1475 01:12:50,750 --> 01:12:51,751 KRIS: Okay. 1476 01:12:55,713 --> 01:12:56,714 {\an8}(REIGN SPEAKING) 1477 01:12:58,174 --> 01:12:59,509 {\an8}It's our show, baby. 1478 01:12:59,509 --> 01:13:01,302 {\an8}- Oh, man. - There we go. 1479 01:13:10,269 --> 01:13:11,896 - KOURTNEY: Hi, baby. 1480 01:13:12,313 --> 01:13:13,731 - Hi, baby. - Hi, baby. 1481 01:13:13,731 --> 01:13:15,733 -(SQUEALS) -(CHUCKLES) 1482 01:13:16,776 --> 01:13:18,569 (SONG PLAYING) I'm hustling 1483 01:13:18,569 --> 01:13:20,780 I need a man to put some muscle in 1484 01:13:20,780 --> 01:13:22,615 {\an8}...than a couple in 1485 01:13:22,740 --> 01:13:24,158 {\an8}Champagne till we stumble in 1486 01:13:24,158 --> 01:13:26,244 {\an8}-(BARKER SPEAKS) - KOURTNEY: Hmm? 1487 01:13:27,995 --> 01:13:29,372 {\an8}I know, and it's ready to go. 1488 01:13:31,207 --> 01:13:32,208 What? 1489 01:13:32,208 --> 01:13:35,711 You're going to wait till the last minute so no one can make the wedding. 1490 01:13:35,711 --> 01:13:36,921 - And it's just us. - No! 1491 01:13:37,338 --> 01:13:38,673 No, I'm not. 1492 01:13:39,382 --> 01:13:40,383 I feel like it's good. 1493 01:13:41,133 --> 01:13:42,218 I think it could go out. 1494 01:13:44,804 --> 01:13:45,972 Yeah, it's perfect. 1495 01:13:46,472 --> 01:13:49,100 But then do we want it to have a subject line? 1496 01:13:49,225 --> 01:13:52,770 You don't think the subject line should be "Travis and Kourtney's wedding?" 1497 01:13:52,770 --> 01:13:55,523 Or should it be "The wedding of Travis and Kourtney?" 1498 01:13:56,399 --> 01:13:58,067 "The wedding of Travis and Kourtney" 1499 01:13:58,067 --> 01:14:00,319 is I think a lot cooler than "Kravis wedding". 1500 01:14:00,319 --> 01:14:02,154 - Oh, my God. Yeah. - Yeah. 1501 01:14:06,284 --> 01:14:09,370 MAN: One. Two. Three. Whoo! 1502 01:14:12,832 --> 01:14:16,752 This is my first big red carpet 1503 01:14:16,752 --> 01:14:18,254 since giving birth. 1504 01:14:18,880 --> 01:14:20,756 So, it's a little stressful. 1505 01:14:20,756 --> 01:14:23,926 I feel like I'm out of my comfort zone a little bit. 1506 01:14:23,926 --> 01:14:26,762 I have been in my pajamas for the last nine months. 1507 01:14:28,055 --> 01:14:30,349 - MAN: She's killing it. - Thank you. 1508 01:14:30,516 --> 01:14:32,894 But I'm actually feeling really good tonight. 1509 01:14:33,019 --> 01:14:34,353 I think it's gonna be good. 1510 01:14:37,857 --> 01:14:39,609 Kendall said she's not coming. 1511 01:14:40,610 --> 01:14:41,611 What does she have? 1512 01:14:41,611 --> 01:14:43,863 Well, I said, "I hope I didn't give you my cold." 1513 01:14:43,863 --> 01:14:46,616 And she was like, "No, I actually was sort of feeling it." 1514 01:14:47,450 --> 01:14:49,201 The day... Like yesterday. 1515 01:14:49,201 --> 01:14:51,662 But she said it wasn't really bad until today. 1516 01:14:52,330 --> 01:14:54,498 - MAN: Have a good time. - Thank you so much. 1517 01:14:55,374 --> 01:14:57,376 {\an8}(UPBEAT SONG PLAYING) 1518 01:14:57,376 --> 01:14:59,545 {\an8}Hands up Come and dance with me 1519 01:14:59,545 --> 01:15:01,839 You can be what you wanna be 1520 01:15:01,839 --> 01:15:03,925 Hey! Don't stress 1521 01:15:03,925 --> 01:15:05,551 We're gonna have a good time 1522 01:15:05,551 --> 01:15:07,303 Sway! To the bass and the band 1523 01:15:07,303 --> 01:15:09,138 Yo, this is gonna be a good night 1524 01:15:09,138 --> 01:15:11,182 Don't wait Grab love by the hand 1525 01:15:11,182 --> 01:15:12,767 You can both get lucky if you try 1526 01:15:13,225 --> 01:15:15,061 Hey! 1527 01:15:15,061 --> 01:15:16,187 (PEOPLE CHEERING LOUDLY) 1528 01:15:16,354 --> 01:15:17,355 Hi. 1529 01:15:17,355 --> 01:15:19,690 Hey! Na, na, na, na, na, na 1530 01:15:24,862 --> 01:15:26,405 -(APPLAUSE) - Thank you, guys. 1531 01:15:27,531 --> 01:15:30,159 (SONG PLAYING) Are you ready for the show? 1532 01:15:30,159 --> 01:15:32,495 (PEOPLE CHEERING AND SHOUTING) 1533 01:15:36,123 --> 01:15:37,333 Kim, right over here. 1534 01:15:37,500 --> 01:15:39,251 Kim, right in front of you, please. 1535 01:15:39,251 --> 01:15:42,213 It's our first premiere. I've never been to a premiere like this. 1536 01:15:42,213 --> 01:15:44,256 Kim, one time. Right in front. One more time. 1537 01:15:44,256 --> 01:15:45,341 Straight ahead. 1538 01:15:45,508 --> 01:15:48,552 We've never had this before, so the pressure is on. 1539 01:15:48,552 --> 01:15:50,179 Over that right shoulder, please. 1540 01:15:51,847 --> 01:15:53,975 - Over here. - Kim. 1541 01:15:55,851 --> 01:15:57,311 And can I get one this way? 1542 01:15:57,770 --> 01:15:59,855 What sisters are here? What order are we? 1543 01:16:01,774 --> 01:16:03,651 Only sister that matters. 1544 01:16:03,651 --> 01:16:04,819 Look that way for us. 1545 01:16:06,904 --> 01:16:08,531 - REIGN: Hello, Lola. - Hi! 1546 01:16:11,784 --> 01:16:12,785 {\an8}(ALL LAUGH) 1547 01:16:12,785 --> 01:16:16,831 I don't think we've ever had a true premiere like this. 1548 01:16:16,831 --> 01:16:18,207 - Hey, Kylie, over here. - Kylie! 1549 01:16:18,207 --> 01:16:20,001 Start it on the left, looking this way. 1550 01:16:20,001 --> 01:16:22,670 KOURTNEY: It's really beautiful and just to know 1551 01:16:22,670 --> 01:16:25,506 that it's like our friends, people that we work with, 1552 01:16:25,881 --> 01:16:29,760 and family and our kids, and we're all there together, 1553 01:16:29,760 --> 01:16:33,264 like it doesn't feel overwhelming to me. 1554 01:16:33,264 --> 01:16:35,266 It's more like, "This is fun. 1555 01:16:35,391 --> 01:16:38,644 "These are our people, and we should do it for every episode." 1556 01:16:38,644 --> 01:16:40,146 MAN: Kourtney, on your left. 1557 01:16:41,772 --> 01:16:44,900 - Wow! Kim Kardashian. - KIM: I know. 1558 01:16:44,900 --> 01:16:46,277 This is stunning. 1559 01:16:46,277 --> 01:16:48,154 There's Kourtney. Did you see Kourtney? 1560 01:16:48,154 --> 01:16:49,697 MAN: Guys, right in front of you. 1561 01:16:49,697 --> 01:16:52,116 - Did I just barge into your interview? - KIM: Yeah. 1562 01:16:52,116 --> 01:16:53,325 KRIS: I'm so sorry. 1563 01:16:53,826 --> 01:16:56,704 We have things to talk about, okay? 1564 01:16:56,954 --> 01:16:58,998 We have things to talk about. 1565 01:16:59,832 --> 01:17:01,250 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 1566 01:17:02,460 --> 01:17:04,170 You look so beautiful. 1567 01:17:04,670 --> 01:17:06,338 I call myself beautiful. 1568 01:17:06,338 --> 01:17:08,716 KHLOÉ: I love that everyone's being so supportive, 1569 01:17:08,716 --> 01:17:12,178 but it's any red carpet that I'm obligated to go to, 1570 01:17:12,636 --> 01:17:15,056 I feel like I'm just opening up the floodgates 1571 01:17:15,056 --> 01:17:17,975 for people to tear you apart and analyze you. 1572 01:17:17,975 --> 01:17:20,144 Why are we doing such a thing to ourselves? 1573 01:17:20,144 --> 01:17:23,689 It's like already we get judged, critiqued, scrutinized. 1574 01:17:23,856 --> 01:17:25,107 MAN: So hot. 1575 01:17:25,316 --> 01:17:29,779 KHLOÉ: And it's overwhelming and the voices, the comments, everything. 1576 01:17:29,779 --> 01:17:30,863 It just doesn't stop. 1577 01:17:30,863 --> 01:17:32,364 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 1578 01:17:35,785 --> 01:17:38,204 -(CAMERAS CLICKING) -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) 1579 01:17:42,041 --> 01:17:43,918 Thank you so much. We love talking to you. 1580 01:17:44,293 --> 01:17:45,294 MAN: Beautiful. 1581 01:17:45,294 --> 01:17:47,004 Khloé, looking straight at me please. 1582 01:17:47,004 --> 01:17:51,759 I did not realize how many people were invited to this premiere. 1583 01:17:51,759 --> 01:17:54,678 I thought it was more of like our close friends 1584 01:17:54,678 --> 01:17:56,764 and family that were going to be watching it. 1585 01:17:56,764 --> 01:17:58,349 WOMAN: You are matching. 1586 01:17:58,349 --> 01:17:59,433 Say hi to Amanda. 1587 01:17:59,683 --> 01:18:01,811 It's like all of Disney is here. 1588 01:18:01,811 --> 01:18:04,730 It's definitely not what we envisioned. 1589 01:18:04,730 --> 01:18:07,942 I mean, literally, Mickey Mouse is going to be sitting next to me. 1590 01:18:07,942 --> 01:18:11,153 MAN: Come up about a foot and we'll get the whole sign behind you. 1591 01:18:11,153 --> 01:18:12,905 Just like that. Right to me. 1592 01:18:18,119 --> 01:18:21,539 No. My anxiety is definitely still here. It's not going to go anywhere. 1593 01:18:21,539 --> 01:18:23,999 I just like, okay, just... 1594 01:18:23,999 --> 01:18:25,459 There's nothing I can do. 1595 01:18:25,751 --> 01:18:29,421 So this is going to go on no matter what. 1596 01:18:29,421 --> 01:18:34,510 So I just gotta just grin and get through. 1597 01:18:35,052 --> 01:18:36,637 MAN: Give her a kiss, Travis. 1598 01:18:37,513 --> 01:18:40,432 Almost. Ah, there you go. You're gonna do it. Yes. 1599 01:18:40,432 --> 01:18:41,934 (CAMERAS CLICKING) 1600 01:18:42,893 --> 01:18:43,894 Thank you. 1601 01:18:43,894 --> 01:18:48,107 I think to all the haters about Travis and I making out, 1602 01:18:48,440 --> 01:18:52,778 it's like such a beautiful thing to be able to live 1603 01:18:52,778 --> 01:18:54,655 as if no one else is watching. 1604 01:18:55,114 --> 01:18:56,532 You should try it sometime. 1605 01:18:58,742 --> 01:18:59,743 {\an8}KHLOÉ: How are you? 1606 01:19:00,369 --> 01:19:01,370 Okay. 1607 01:19:01,370 --> 01:19:03,414 Yeah, I want to sit, like right in the middle. 1608 01:19:03,414 --> 01:19:04,790 You want a blow pop, babe? 1609 01:19:05,374 --> 01:19:07,042 KIM: Where's Khloé and my mom? 1610 01:19:07,042 --> 01:19:09,503 She's going to be pissed that I probably took her seat. 1611 01:19:09,503 --> 01:19:11,130 She'll live. There she is. 1612 01:19:11,130 --> 01:19:13,048 KHLOÉ: This is my fan club. 1613 01:19:13,048 --> 01:19:14,884 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 1614 01:19:14,884 --> 01:19:15,968 Guys, we did it. 1615 01:19:16,093 --> 01:19:17,595 On behalf of Kourtney, Kim, 1616 01:19:17,595 --> 01:19:19,889 Khloé, Kendall, Kylie and myself, 1617 01:19:20,097 --> 01:19:23,809 we're so proud and excited to be part of the Hulu and Disney family. 1618 01:19:23,934 --> 01:19:27,563 I never thought in a million years when we first started filming 1619 01:19:27,938 --> 01:19:31,233 our reality show, that I would be here right now. 1620 01:19:31,233 --> 01:19:34,486 That it would all lead to this amazing, magical moment. 1621 01:19:34,486 --> 01:19:37,364 And we can't wait for you to see the first episode of the show. 1622 01:19:37,364 --> 01:19:38,574 So, enjoy! 1623 01:19:38,574 --> 01:19:40,326 -(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING) - Thank you. 1624 01:19:40,451 --> 01:19:42,453 {\an8}(AUDIENCE CHEERING AND APPLAUDING) 1625 01:19:45,414 --> 01:19:48,083 KHLOÉ: It's definitely a crazy experience 1626 01:19:48,292 --> 01:19:49,668 living the show 1627 01:19:49,668 --> 01:19:54,340 and then watching the show in real time with viewers. 1628 01:19:54,340 --> 01:19:56,550 Pretty much like you're at a movie theater. 1629 01:19:56,550 --> 01:19:59,637 And you hear everyone's responses in real time. 1630 01:19:59,887 --> 01:20:02,306 (ON SCREEN) I didn't know it was this many times. 1631 01:20:02,890 --> 01:20:06,810 So fun to be able to show people the show for the first time, 1632 01:20:07,144 --> 01:20:09,396 and really see it on a big scale like that 1633 01:20:09,396 --> 01:20:11,190 and get people's real opinions. 1634 01:20:11,899 --> 01:20:14,360 This is obviously a really huge night for us. 1635 01:20:14,526 --> 01:20:18,697 I didn't realize how big and special this moment 1636 01:20:19,073 --> 01:20:24,078 was going to feel, I was like, "Wow, we are so lucky and blessed." 1637 01:20:24,536 --> 01:20:25,537 It was really cool. 1638 01:20:26,247 --> 01:20:29,208 It is filled with anxiety, but also, it's really cool. 1639 01:20:29,208 --> 01:20:32,544 Because you get to see, "Okay, Does someone think that's actually funny 1640 01:20:32,670 --> 01:20:35,506 "like I did?", like you know, when something is good happening 1641 01:20:35,506 --> 01:20:38,884 or when it's something enjoyable that you love to watch. 1642 01:20:38,884 --> 01:20:42,304 (ON SCREEN) I'm at the new house and the construction is almost finished. 1643 01:20:42,304 --> 01:20:44,014 MAN: Wow, amazing. 1644 01:20:44,223 --> 01:20:46,058 That's really exciting and fun. 1645 01:20:46,267 --> 01:20:48,644 And then when you have to relive something 1646 01:20:48,644 --> 01:20:50,854 that's maybe sad or just emotions 1647 01:20:50,854 --> 01:20:53,023 you probably don't want to go back to. 1648 01:20:53,399 --> 01:20:56,235 It's really hard and it's hard to hear everyone's opinions. 1649 01:20:56,360 --> 01:21:00,656 You know I want to get us back together and build our family. 1650 01:21:00,781 --> 01:21:05,577 When I was watching the show and Tristan was on and telling... 1651 01:21:05,577 --> 01:21:08,163 I don't even know what he said because I blacked it out. 1652 01:21:08,163 --> 01:21:11,500 But it was, "We're just so great" or whatever the (BLEEP) he was saying. 1653 01:21:11,500 --> 01:21:14,253 Hopefully be able to expand our family one day, God willing. 1654 01:21:14,253 --> 01:21:17,673 - KHLOÉ: Liar! -(AUDIENCE LAUGHING AND APPLAUDING) 1655 01:21:17,673 --> 01:21:21,552 I felt as if the whole theater was staring at me, 1656 01:21:21,719 --> 01:21:24,179 like, I was just like, "This is so awkward." 1657 01:21:24,471 --> 01:21:26,390 Because it's like, "What a crock of shit," 1658 01:21:26,390 --> 01:21:28,642 like "What the (BLEEP) and I believed you 1659 01:21:28,642 --> 01:21:31,979 "and I was listening to you and I was receiving everything you said. 1660 01:21:31,979 --> 01:21:33,772 "But you're a (BLEEP) liar!" 1661 01:21:35,566 --> 01:21:37,026 And it just came out. 1662 01:21:37,151 --> 01:21:39,862 I probably made it a lot more awkward than it needed to be. 1663 01:21:40,612 --> 01:21:42,197 Story of my life. 1664 01:21:43,782 --> 01:21:45,159 Oh, my God. 1665 01:21:46,869 --> 01:21:49,288 (AUDIENCE CHEERING AND APPLAUDING) 1666 01:21:55,252 --> 01:21:57,671 -(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) 1667 01:21:59,798 --> 01:22:01,592 {\an8}Yeah, yeah, it was Khloé. 1668 01:22:02,843 --> 01:22:04,762 - KRIS: It was like a movie premiere. - It was. 1669 01:22:04,762 --> 01:22:06,055 KRIS: I have goosebumps. 1670 01:22:06,055 --> 01:22:08,349 I have pride for my family 1671 01:22:08,349 --> 01:22:12,227 and I'm just so filled with gratitude 1672 01:22:12,561 --> 01:22:14,063 for this incredible blessing. 1673 01:22:14,063 --> 01:22:16,482 It means so much to me that you guys came. 1674 01:22:16,482 --> 01:22:19,485 KRIS: I'm so happy that I went through with the surgery. 1675 01:22:19,485 --> 01:22:21,737 Because this is the sort of thing 1676 01:22:21,737 --> 01:22:24,573 that I one thousand percent never want to miss. 1677 01:22:25,115 --> 01:22:26,533 And it's my first time in heels. 1678 01:22:27,159 --> 01:22:28,243 I'm gonna go eat. 1679 01:22:28,410 --> 01:22:29,703 Let's try to get out of here. 1680 01:22:29,703 --> 01:22:31,288 KOURTNEY: Thank you so much... 1681 01:22:31,288 --> 01:22:33,248 - Was it awkward for you? - ...for being here. 1682 01:22:33,248 --> 01:22:34,792 - A little bit. - Why? 1683 01:22:35,292 --> 01:22:38,045 I mean, just the, like, commentary. 1684 01:22:38,253 --> 01:22:40,506 - Oh, my God, you made it! - Hi, guys! 1685 01:22:41,090 --> 01:22:44,635 Hi! The show is so good. 1686 01:22:44,760 --> 01:22:45,886 - Thank you. - How are you? 1687 01:22:45,886 --> 01:22:48,013 {\an8}- That was so good. - It was good, right? 1688 01:22:48,597 --> 01:22:51,850 {\an8}You will change reality TV now. Do you know that? 1689 01:22:51,850 --> 01:22:52,935 Again? 1690 01:22:52,935 --> 01:22:57,523 I mean, back in the day, we used to watch every episode together 1691 01:22:57,773 --> 01:22:59,149 at my mom's house. 1692 01:22:59,274 --> 01:23:00,692 Every single episode. 1693 01:23:00,692 --> 01:23:04,363 We've never had a premiere that we've watched outside of the house. 1694 01:23:04,363 --> 01:23:07,408 {\an8}It's just such like a milestone, and I'm so grateful. 1695 01:23:07,408 --> 01:23:09,910 (SONG PLAYING) A kiss on your face 1696 01:23:09,910 --> 01:23:10,994 A perfect day 1697 01:23:10,994 --> 01:23:12,287 Hi! 1698 01:23:12,538 --> 01:23:15,249 Come on and blown away with me 1699 01:23:15,916 --> 01:23:17,042 Do you want to go eat? 1700 01:23:17,042 --> 01:23:18,377 KHLOÉ: No. I wanna go. 1701 01:23:18,502 --> 01:23:21,088 I have to be up and go to the gym in the morning. 1702 01:23:21,296 --> 01:23:24,675 You know, definitely, when you go through things in life, 1703 01:23:25,175 --> 01:23:29,138 those things can steal so much of your happy moments. 1704 01:23:29,138 --> 01:23:32,641 But tonight really reminds me that I have to make myself do things, 1705 01:23:32,641 --> 01:23:35,602 because then I would be missing out on something so special. 1706 01:23:35,602 --> 01:23:37,271 Like, tonight was so fun. 1707 01:23:37,521 --> 01:23:41,442 I don't want my personal dramas or traumas 1708 01:23:41,442 --> 01:23:43,819 to take away all the fun that I could be having. 1709 01:23:44,319 --> 01:23:46,155 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 1710 01:23:50,409 --> 01:23:52,327 {\an8}KIM: Next on The Kardashians... 1711 01:23:52,327 --> 01:23:53,954 I wasn't gonna go to the Met. 1712 01:23:53,954 --> 01:23:56,832 Because I was like, "How do I top last year?" 1713 01:23:56,999 --> 01:23:58,333 I told you my idea, right? 1714 01:23:58,834 --> 01:23:59,835 - Marilyn? - Mm. 1715 01:24:00,252 --> 01:24:02,129 The Marilyn dress is here. 1716 01:24:02,337 --> 01:24:03,547 This is a replica. 1717 01:24:04,131 --> 01:24:07,342 If this does not fit me, like I can't even try the original. 1718 01:24:07,885 --> 01:24:09,678 KYLIE: This is beautiful. WOMAN: I know. 1719 01:24:09,887 --> 01:24:13,974 I decided very last minute that I was going to go to the Met. 1720 01:24:13,974 --> 01:24:15,225 That looks really cool. 1721 01:24:16,602 --> 01:24:17,603 {\an8}(KOURTNEY SPEAKS) 1722 01:24:18,562 --> 01:24:21,273 Travis and I are going to Milan 1723 01:24:21,565 --> 01:24:25,194 to do fittings for our wedding weekend. 1724 01:24:25,611 --> 01:24:27,029 WOMAN: So freaking cute. 1725 01:24:27,196 --> 01:24:31,325 KOURTNEY: Knowing that our wedding is less than 30 days away 1726 01:24:31,533 --> 01:24:34,495 is making everything feel so much more real. 1727 01:24:34,828 --> 01:24:37,206 She's suing us for over a $100 million dollars. 1728 01:24:37,372 --> 01:24:39,750 The mother of my brother's daughter 1729 01:24:39,750 --> 01:24:43,337 is suing for defamation and interference with the contract. 1730 01:24:43,337 --> 01:24:46,757 And we're leaving our fate in the hands of 12 random people. 1731 01:24:46,757 --> 01:24:47,925 What if they hate us? 1732 01:24:48,342 --> 01:24:51,553 (SONG PLAYING) When are we gonna be 1733 01:24:51,553 --> 01:24:55,432 And it's the only way to be 1734 01:24:55,432 --> 01:24:59,520 Let's chase the sun and never sleep 1735 01:24:59,520 --> 01:25:03,690 Like the waves I wanna be Forever young and free 1736 01:25:03,690 --> 01:25:07,194 {\an8}I don't wanna go on, go on 1737 01:25:07,694 --> 01:25:11,114 {\an8}Never gonna stop, no Stop, no 1738 01:25:11,532 --> 01:25:15,619 Living for the moment We're crazy only now 1739 01:25:16,828 --> 01:25:20,999 Like the waves I wanna be Forever young and free 1740 01:25:22,668 --> 01:25:26,505 Living for the moment We're crazy only now 1741 01:25:27,923 --> 01:25:32,219 Like the waves I wanna be Forever young and free 1742 01:25:32,219 --> 01:25:34,930 You know the best way to describe how I handle life? 1743 01:25:35,472 --> 01:25:38,058 I'm like Tom Cruise in Minority Report. 1744 01:25:38,058 --> 01:25:41,311 And it's like, my life are these slides, and any time I'm just... 1745 01:25:41,311 --> 01:25:43,522 It's not in front of me and I don't have to deal, 1746 01:25:43,522 --> 01:25:45,732 I slide it out and go to the next picture. 1747 01:25:45,857 --> 01:25:48,360 Like, okay, Mom, in hospital, we're dealing with that. 1748 01:25:48,360 --> 01:25:51,071 Okay, kids, this I have to deal with that. 1749 01:25:51,071 --> 01:25:52,197 Okay, Khloé drama. 1750 01:25:52,197 --> 01:25:54,700 Let's deal with this. And that's done. Kourtney drama. 1751 01:25:54,700 --> 01:25:55,784 Okay, this. 1752 01:25:55,784 --> 01:25:58,078 I can totally focus just on one thing 1753 01:25:58,078 --> 01:26:00,372 and not let the next thing or the last thing 1754 01:26:00,581 --> 01:26:02,541 really affect what I'm doing right now. 1755 01:26:03,041 --> 01:26:05,752 I know that's like really crazy and rare, 1756 01:26:05,752 --> 01:26:07,879 but that's just like how I get through life. 131017

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