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Previously on The Kardashians...

I have the best advice for women in business.

Get your ass up and work.

This is crazy! We're gonna have a baby!

This is my 11th grandchild, and I couldn't be more excited.

Now it's time to get out there and live your life.

How are you feeling?

I just like to deal with things on my own.

I have been doing my own isolating thing

and I need to get out of the house.

Just been so much going on with that Variety interview.

Today I'm just exhausted.

The doctor said, "You need a hip replacement right away."

It's just a mind...

I'm not nervous.

My mom is 66 years young.

It's always scary going into surgery, but she's in the best hands,

and I've threatened everyone's lives. So...

All right.

Surgery is really scary.

I'm just low-key freaking out just because it's taking so long.

But I'm like the family representative here,

so I'm just going to keep it together and be strong.

- Perfect. - Awesome.

- Pull that out. - Coming out.

We're good.

All right.

KHLOÉ: Hi. Hi.

KHLOÉ: How are you?

Not bad. I've walked twice.

I got up the first time to walk on my little walker over there.

It was painful, but it's like. "Hey, let's keep doing this."

I do not remember the surgery at all.

The last thing I knew I was sitting on my bed,

in the hospital, talking to Corey and Kim.

And then it was a blank.

I was in the operating room today, and Kim laid down on the bed next to me,

and I said, "This would be so great to do."

Like something like this with a friend.

I mean, you know, so you could share it together and hang out.

I'm really contemplating getting my boobs done.

- It's something I think about all... - Let's do it together.

Okay.

Is that weird, mother-daughter boob jobs?

I don't know what's weird anymore.

I'm wearing a latex top with, like, a bra top.

So they look great right now, and I wish they look like this all the time.

I just want fuller, like...

When you see me in a bikini, I don't have, like cleavage,

like my sisters have like this...

Ah, ample cleavage that I'm like, I don't know.

You just got to see them without this top on.

That's for another show.

It's Kylie. Hold on.

- Hi. - Mom, how are you?

I'm good, honey. Thank you.

It's a big day. Mom's on a walker.

That is amazing.

Kim asked the doctor to save her my bones

so she could make jewelry out of it.

Like what kind?

It's creepy.

Remember when you wanted your ashes...

You want to be cremated and made into necklaces?

That's a great idea.

- That's weird. - No, it's not.

I don't even know why we need to get buried.

In the Bible it says we can't get cremated,

but I just want to be cremated. But why can't we?

No, Kylie doesn't want me to be cremated.

My family and I, we talk about wills, death.

We tell each other what our wishes would be

if something terrible were to happen.

If I'm in a coma, I'm still getting my nails done once a week,

and that's in my will because people are gonna visit me.

Kylie, remember we were going to go pick out our mausoleum.

Do you know how many kids we have?

- That's what I said. - We need a whole .

Exactly. We'll have a whole thing.

It's like a club. Nope. You're not on the list.

I think if we all get cremated, you're like,

dust to dust. You're one with the earth.

If we're all getting buried, then what happens if,

like a big... A Disneyland is like, "Look, I'm buying..."

"I have money, I could buy that place,"

and they just start building on top of things.

I would love to be at the base of the Matterhorn.

People are always like, "This was once an ancient burial ground."

And then they're like, "Oh, no, my house is haunted with whatever."

Can you imagine being haunted by the Kardashians?

Epic.

Okay. Love you.

I'm so proud of us.

Anyway, I survived and I walked.

I'm so proud of all of us.

Yeah, We're Livin' La Vida Loca.

-All right. - All right.

Love you.

Love you back.

I'm in my room And I wine up

Wine up, wine up

Because I got it like that And I wine up

Wine up, wine up

I'm staying on top As I light up

Light up, light up

Kylie had her baby a few weeks ago,

so I'm just stopping into her office to say hi. Check in on her.

It is pretty wild that she's a mom of two.

Also pretty amazing.

Well... Oh.

It just went in my butt.

- Sorry. - I'll clean up.

This is my good side. Just to let you guys know.

- Don't shoot her. - So...

Thank you for the camera.

How are you? How's the baby?

- It's been really hard for me. - How so? Anxiety or sadness?

Well, I cried nonstop all day for the first three weeks.

Emotional roller coaster.

It's just the baby blues, and then it kind of goes away.

- I had it with Stormi too. - Your hormones are all over the place.

No, I cried for, like, three weeks.

I believe you.

Like every day to the point where I'd be laying in bed

and my head would just hurt so bad.

I'm not a doctor, but I read on Google.

They call it baby blues when it doesn't last past six weeks,

and after about six weeks, I started to feel better.

But I definitely had the case of the blues.

But I feel better mentally.

I'm not crying every day, so that's great.

I get what you're saying.

No, like I don't have bad days with my body.

I have bad days, like mentally,

and I need my first night out.

So I have to go to Vegas for 818 on Saturday,

I think the Grammys are the next day,

Kourtney and Travis are gonna be there.

Cool.

I am starting a new chapter in my career.

818 is my baby.

I've been working on it for about five years now.

I just can't wait to, like, continue to grow the brand

and it is just the best and also really crazy.

Why don't you come?

We make, a girl... We can invite our girlfriends.

- We go and we have a fun time. - Yes.

Yes, I haven't had a night out in almost a year now.

I am so glad Kylie's coming

because if Kylie's feeling a little down,

and I tend to get a lot of anxiety in settings like this.

TAO 818 event...

I think that us two going together could like almost even us out

and we could be helpful towards each other.

Yeah, let's make it a thing. I would love to support you in your 818.

- Let's do it. - Yeah.

This sounds pretty perfect.

Oh, my God. I have to find an outfit, Kendall.

- We're gonna find something. - Okay.

Yeah, I'm not ready for, like, you know, like a little tiny Vegas mini dress.

It's just going to be hot, and I'm not there with the outfits yet,

I don't think I'm gonna...

Do not tell me you're about to wear a coat in Vegas.

I'm going to bring my coat to Vegas, Kendall.

Oh, my God.

I can't wear a mini dress. I'm not there yet.

You're setting yourself up for failure.

It's not... Nothing's stopping me.

I feel really, like, good about my body.

Like I see my body and I'm like, I love my body.

- As you should. - My saggy tits and...

I'm embracing my PP body.

- Postpartum. - Oh.

I can't wait for my PP drink, my PP body.

And we're going to PP all the way there.

- On the PP. Ah! - On the PP in a private plane.

popping. Party plane. Postpartum.

PP, PP.

Hello, there, doggy. Come.

Tick-tock, tick-tock

Won't you look at the time?

Got my shoes, got my phone Yeah, I'm ready

Blue nails About to hit it

Yeah, I'm ready

- Is that Skims? - Skims, Good American.

Yeezy. Bit of support. And Skims.

Yeah, like the new colors. They came back with it. Hardcore.

Speaking of Skims, I am launching swimwear.

So we're gonna go to Miami.

- Hey, guys. - And I'm like... Hi.

Hi. What's happening?

Wow. Walking already?

I'm feeling so much better.

Wait. You have a grill on?

Look at you!

Wow!

It's not permanent, right?

But we need to get away. We've had a very stressful few weeks.

Did you see in the press it said you and I lean on each other for support.

- Where'd that come from? - I don't know.

KHLOÉ: It's like a full... So true.

KHLOÉ: It's really... KHLOÉ: We lean on each other.

I have to go. I'm launching Skim Swim.

- Oh, yeah. - And I'm doing...

- Cool! That's amazing. - Going to Miami for the night.

Our swim is a whole new category.

I'm obsessed with Skims. It's like my baby.

All of the big, like, banks and VCs...

Everyone just says, like, Apple, Nike, Skims.

Like, we're in that conversation and it just makes me really proud.

And I definitely take a minute to soak it all in.

But not too long because I need to just keep grinding.

I feel like we can bring all of our friends.

- KHLOÉ: Nice. - Malika, Natalie, Olivia, Lala.

- Steph... - Throw 'em on the plane.

I feel it's beachy.

- Yeah. - What's going on here?

- Nothing. - I know you would love to have me,

but I can't get on a plane for six weeks.

- I'll stay here and watch all the kids. - Okay.

We need a Miami night. Just one night. That's all I ask.

I don't know the last time I've been...

- One night in Miami. - What?

- I see it. - I can't remember...

- ...the last time I've been in Miami. - Stop. Really?

- Let's go away... - A one-nighter, I can do.

Twenty-four hours in Miami.

I'm gonna wear a silver latex outfit with like, a bikini top.

- You better up. - Yup.

I got to it up, too.

We've been through a lot and even though I have work to do,

I think it would be so fun for Khloé to take this trip.

She's just, you know, with her daughter, 24/7.

She doesn't leave the gates of Calabasas,

and with all of the Tristan stuff,

it would just be good for her mental to get out.

All right, guys, I have to go watch a bunch of stuff

and get to work and...

- a million things to do. - Bunch of stuff like

watching like I Love Lucy or something?

No, I have to watch the trial.

The trial is looming over our head.

It's stressful.

Blac Chyna is suing

myself, Khloé, Kylie, and Kim

for defamation of character and interference of contract.

Rob said his deposition went well.

Let's not talk about it right now.

We can't talk about a deposition?

Everyday is a new day

Go ahead Pop the champagne

This is my brand-new way

Just watch me through the way

Na, na, na, na Na, na, na, na

My grayest day Na, na, na, na

KHLOÉ: How are you?

There's a random balloon that just floated up your stairs.

- KHLOÉ: Oh, my God. - It's your house that always scares me.

Why is your balloons floating up your stairs?

KHLOÉ: I told you I'm magical.

So Kim invited you to the Skims pop-up in Miami.

- Yeah. - It's a big deal.

No, it's such a big deal. I know it's going to be a shit show.

I just have to think about it.

Kim invited me to Miami, and I'm still not sure if I want to go.

With all of this drama going on,

I'm just an introvert, like I just like being at home.

But I also know I have major FOMO.

So do I want to go? Do I not want to go? This is what I do to myself.

Probably every time I'm invited somewhere.

But what if it's not a shit show?

It's always a shit show, always paparazzi. It's always a thing.

I'm like, do I want to deal with all that?

Just get your photo taken. You know, block out the noise.

I don't want to hear the narratives they're going to run with.

They're like, if I'm dating or... It's like always

so annoying.

Everything is so malicious nowadays.

People want to "catch you".

How drunk you are.

If you're on a date with someone,

they're like, oh, my gosh, this is how she looks.

Why does she walk like that?

Shut the up.

Don't kill me for being optimistic.

- At least we get good time out of it. - No. Or not.

So this might actually be worth it.

I love staying in the gates 'cause it's like safe,

and no one gets you here.

But you can still be bothered behind the gates.

- Yeah. Bothered every day. - So why don't you...

Just kidding.

KHLOÉ: Malika has my best interest at heart.

Kimberly, 99% of the time has my best interest at heart.

If I am gonna go on a 12-hour trip, it's definitely gonna be with Kim.

I have a migraine. I'm going to say yes to you to get you out of here.

This is what I want to hear.

I'll see you at the airport.

Okay.

Miami, baby.

It's hard for me

To walk away

When I'm out with my girls It's a holiday

Ain't nothing wrong with a little crazy

When it's with my ladies I don't think I'll ever change

Do you see them? They're bubbling.

- They have dry ice in 'em. - My God.

It's so cute, Pam.

I am going to Vegas because TAO is opening

their beach club and they also carry 818.

So I'm going to support TAO, and 818.

Oh, my gosh.

Gluten free chicken alfredo penne?

Kylie cancelled last minute. So we're leaving without her.

Of course.

Kylie dropped out last minute. Shocker.

You know, she has her newborn,

and I think she was tired and wanted to stay home, so I get it.

- How sad. - I know.

Sorry, Kendall. I couldn't make it to Vegas.

I have two kids now and...

It just... It just couldn't work out.

But I love you, and have the best time.

I think I was just looking forward to sister time and having her with me,

and I think she would have made this a lot easier.

So I'm kind of stuck doing this by myself,

and I'm a little stressed out about it

'cause I don't like being in a setting with a lot of people.

Vegas for the night.

So, do you plan on coming back with me?

Yeah. What? You're gonna leave me?

No. 'Cause the only thing is, is right now, the plan's for midnight.

Okay. We're not raging?

No. I don't plan on raging.

If Kendall pulled 180 tonight, decided to rage in Vegas...

- Not a chance. - ...would be the most shocking thing

I'll ever go through.

That would be the most shocking thing.

When it comes to like, friends being on the show,

it went back a really long time to when I was in, like middle school,

and the show had just started,

and like friends at school were a little sus.

They just wanted to come over to be on it or something like that.

So my walls went up then.

I also get uncomfortable.

I never want to be like, "Do you want to be on my show?"

Like, I don't know, it just was like, always kind of weird for me.

But now I think I've gotten a lot more comfortable with it.

In the end of the day, it's always me and Kendall.

It really is.

- We're the only ones that hang on. - At the end of the day.

Because when we make commitments, when we say

we're gonna do something, we mean it. We wouldn't say it if we didn't mean it.

Whereas I feel like Kylie is like, "Whatevs."

I'm not exactly where I wanna be

But that's cool, 'cause I'm gonna be

Took a wrong turn But now I do the right things

No more nightmares It's time to chase my dreams

Yeah I keep my hopes high

You guys, it's only a three-hour and 45-minute flight to Miami,

'cause Kimberly has an ER.

- What does that mean? - Extended Range.

Extended Range. We'll be there quicker

that's why.

So everyone needs to take a nap now. It's gonna be a long night.

Dear Heavenly Father, thank you for this journey

that all of us get to take together to Miami.

And let's have fun and no hangovers!

In Jesus' name, we pray. Amen.

Amen.

I really started off hesitant about going on this trip.

Now everyone has a phone. Everyone's recording you.

Things are just like, misconstrued.

They turn into some salacious, crazy clickbait article.

And I've just been in a funk recently,

and it's hard for me to get out of that funk.

Which is probably the biggest reason why I need to go on this trip.

I just wanna have fun

Let's not wait until the weekend

Go ahead, girl Call up all your boyfriends

Come on over Let's get crazy wasted

Everyday should be a party

We're in Miami, bitch!

Party, party, party, party

Should be a party Ooh, ooh

Party, party, party, party

I just need like a moms' night out.

- Don't say that. Like, just a night out. - Okay.

- I just need a night out. - Yeah.

-(ON PHONE) Mommy. - Hi, baby.

Momma... what you licking?

Oh. A lollipop.

- Hi, Chi Chi. - KHLOÉ: My favorite girl.

Hi, Auntie Kim.

Hi, baby.

Ooh, oh, look at these little braids.

- Wow! - Wow!

Can I snuggle you tomorrow?

- Okay. I love you. - I love you.

Love you.

Bye, guys.

KHLOÉ: Hi.

- KOURTNEY: Hi. - Oh, my God.

I'm getting such flashbacks to when we used to live here.

That's so fun. What are you guys doing?

- We just landed. - We just landed.

I was the first time on Kim's plane.

I wish you would have come.

KHLOÉ: It's her Skims Swim's launch.

Fun.

KHLOÉ: And we're here to support...

I never heard about it until just this very second.

- You didn't... - Really?

I should've invited you, but I didn't think you'd even wanna come.

Look, guys. So I probably wouldn't have come to Miami.

But, like, at least invite me.

KHLOÉ: Well, I honestly, like I'm going over this bridge

and I was like, it's giving me such flashbacks

to like what a life we had and it was so fun.

When we were in Miami filming Kourtney and Khloé Take Miami,

I was 23, single,

and it was three months of just drunkenness.

I don't remember a lot of it, but it was the best.

Uh, well, have the best time.

I love you.

- Love you guys. - Love you.

This was like before everyone was taking your photos in the...

Like, it's like you could be the biggest, sloppiest mess,

and just no one knew about it the next day.

Ah... Take me back.

KHLOÉ: What the is going on?

I don't know how to explain it.

I just like get nervous, unless someone wants to get out

and hand it to me.

- You're not going... - There's paparazzi there.

...with people.

Oh, my God, it's happening.

I just don't think you'll ever really get used to being someplace

and seeing tons of like, paparazzi.

Kim, we are not opening the window.

I just feel that I'm a fish in a fish bowl,

and it's freaking me out a little bit.

But I'm not going to let anything ruin my vibe.

When they bang on your windows, and you're in the middle of the street,

it'll never not startle you.

Take one in?

...back in the day.

Okay, let's go.

Let's just go. Let's get out of here.

Ugh, I'm so annoyed.

This is literally Khloé's worst nightmare,

of having people around and this is why she never goes anywhere.

So I hope it gets better,

'cause I just want her to have a good time.

KHLOÉ: Okay, I gotta get my Red Bull going.

Okay, love you.

While we're here in Miami,

I have to host the Skims dinner tonight,

and go to our pop-up.

I have to have a fitting with a corset maker.

Shoot tons of stuff in between.

It's nonstop.

KHLOÉ: Yes.

Fist pumping, already?

KHLOÉ: We're free.

I think Khloé needed this trip more than anybody.

KHLOÉ: Yeah.

Let's have you lay on your back.

- Okay. - We're just gonna do...

- I just need some help. - Isometric exercises, yeah.

Yeah. Okay.

I'm feeling pretty good, actually.

I'm so excited just to get back to the office on a regular basis.

Get back to playing with my grandkids.

Giving Corey a little more attention.

If you know what I mean.

Hi.

- Hi. Good morning. - Good morning.

- How you doing? - I'm okay.

- Nice to see you. - Nice to see you, too.

So what's happening? How you doing?

Um, better every day.

- Good. - Better every day.

She's not taking pain meds, which is really impressive.

Wow, you haven't taken a narcotic pill?

I'm signing too many papers

to be on drugs.

- It's like, "Okay, yes to that." - Too many...

- Too many DocuSigns on ya. - Yeah.

I am determined to live again without this pain.

And me and my family have so many exciting things going on.

I don't want to miss a thing.

On Monday or next week, you and I are going to go for a walk outside.

- Great. - Make that into a program and,

we'll get you in the pool in a few weeks and do pool exercises. Yeah.

You're doing fantastic.

- I am? - I mean, look at you.

It's like you didn't even have the operation.

I got this, you guys.

We're going to be okay.

I feel really good about...

today.

So... I don't know.

It sounds like a Bionic Woman to me.

Got this. I got this, everybody!

Thank you.

There's my luck

Oscy, where are we? Are we gonna see daddy today?

There's my luck

How are you? I'm good. Hey!

- Hi. - Hi, Kendall.

So let's chat about 818.

- Yeah. - If I, because I haven't had it yet.

- You can judge me, it's fine. - No.

I would love for you to try it.

- Vegas is a vibe. - Yeah.

- TAO is definitely a vibe. - Definitely.

Describe that vibe, today.

I'm excited. I was... We were literally just talking about

how, like my sisters grew up coming here and now it's... now I'm here.

It's just like, so cool to kind of put it all together. I love coming here.

Thank you so much. It was nice to meet you.

Don't blink

You'll miss out on everything you're blessed with

I know I'm here for work,

and there's a part of me that's enjoying myself,

and there's a part of me that's just really anxious

'cause I don't always love big crowds

for probably some obvious reasons, and then also just,

I don't know, I feel like...

Anything I do, anything...

Gets hate.

Like, I could be walking down the street doing absolutely nothing,

and somebody always has something bad to say.

And I think the narrative has gotten so out of hand

about me and my family that there's just no changing it anymore.

Okay, do we taste it?

Oh, my God,

uh, so many things.

I think the one that I guess hurts the most

is that people think I'm a mean girl.

'Cause that's not the case.

It can be upsetting

when someone is questioning your character

and, if only, like, people knew me.

How are you?

Great to see you.

How are you?

Everything good with you? Everything's good.

Oh, my God.

Hello.

- I'm loving your... - Oh, my God.

No, I understand.

There's a lot going on.

Feels very overwhelming.

I crave the complete opposite.

I want to be on a farm

in Wyoming with a ton of animals.

That's where I want to be, getting wasted.

Getting wasted, like the drunk part is cool.

Cheers, guys.

Get loud

Get rowdy

Here we go Yeah, get loud

Hey.

Look... Look where we are.

Once I'm now here, I am really looking forward to it.

I'm just looking forward to...

It's not LA. It's a whole different vibe and energy,

and you're on the beach and you're just like,

just being a slob kebab.

It's the best.

Start the party Raise the cup

Look my way like Hey what's up?

We gonna dance We gonna shout

Holla at me Hop out now

Get get get Get loud

Gorgeous.

- Can you see, like, the blue background? - Yeah.

'Cause we're in Miami and it's a different, whole setting,

I try to like kill as many birds with one stone as possible.

Of course, I'll put on a Skims bikini and take pictures just in the glam room

with, like, the pretty background.

Like, I need content.

You better be sending me pictures.

You guys always like the Instagram grid,

and that is like a business, honestly.

Yeah, I do. I definitely have a hard time relaxing.

There's so much that has to be done.

Especially when I'm away from my kids.

The babies' away, the moms will play.

Who is the most likely to stay up all night?

Probably me or Malika.

I don't fly all the way out here to take a nap, let me tell you that.

It's either I'm the one that will stay up all night

or B, to sleep the earliest.

'Cause I'm either an old lady,

or a Gen Z.

Mama's going out.

I'm living my best, my best

My best, my best, my best

My best, yeah, yeah

I'm living my best, my best

I'm living my best, best, best

I'm living my best, best

Kim. Kim!

I knew there was going to be paparazzi everywhere.

It's quite obnoxious.

You know, when people are elbowing, you are stepping on you up.

This way.

Just walk with us. Let's make this easier

and we can all get through this together without physically assaulting anyone.

Hi, guys.

KHLOÉ: Kim just thinks this is like her paid photo shoot,

and she's like on a hoverboard, and she's just hoverboarding

through to her pop-up shop.

"Oh, hi, everyone. Hi."

What's up, guys? Thank you so much for coming.

I am like, praying for the best.

And just every step, okay, left, right, left, right...

I'm just like praying I'm actually walking.

You're lucky there's not, like, drool hanging out of my mouth,

and I'm just always praying for the best.

I wanted to make it like LEGOs.

So it could be like if you want to cover your arms, wear that.

If you want to cover your legs, wear that.

Like everyone, pick your insecurity

and figure out how to cover it.

Kim, that's the shape of your body.

Let me see the stomach.

Okay, it's fine.

- But I don't wanna promote it as mine. - We got it.

- Will you shut up? - Just my stomach is a little skinny.

I'm so excited about my pop-up.

I know that Khloé hates all the cameras, but I love it. It's all good.

Khloé!

KHLOÉ: Love you guys.

I'm feeling good

Yeah, yeah, yeah

I'm feeling good I'm feeling, I'm feeling good

I'm feeling good Hey, hey, hey, yeah

I'm ready to go home.

I'm forcing myself to stay here right now for dinner. I just wanna

get in my bed and get cozy.

Yeah, I'm a full on grandmother.

Everyone calls me Grandma Kenny like, it's a thing and I'm not ashamed of it.

Oh. What are you doing?

About to go to dinner and then I'm just gonna go home.

I'm not even going to stay.

Where are you gonna go to dinner?

Carbone, you made the reservation.

You're right. Have fun. Is this your hair look?

Yeah. Going out like this.

- Thought it was the vibe. - You know if I was there,

it would turn the party up.

I know. I wouldn't, probably wouldn't be going home if you were here.

So, thank you for staying home.

I am mostly an introvert.

But I'm like, you know, if this is introvert

and this is extrovert, I'm probably like here.

Love you.

Kim.

For sure, Kim.

Kim! What's up?

- Hi, Kim. You're beautiful, Kim. - Thank you.

You're beautiful. Thank you.

- Love you. - Love you.

Love you, Khloé.

Kim, we love you.

Love you.

- You haven't been here, yet? - Hi. No.

KHLOÉ: This is so nice.

Oh, we get some Skims for dinner. Look at you.

Hi. Thank you so much for coming.

- How are you? - How are you guys?

- Hi. - Hi.

Hi, nice to see you.

- You guys have never met before? - Yeah.

I didn't realize this was a Skims dinner.

- I thought it was like an "us" dinner. - Yeah.

KHLOÉ: How my social anxiety works,

It definitely comes and goes.

Maybe when I'm out somewhere, then I start kind of...

Feeling claustrophobic.

But even if I'm uncomfortable, I'm going to make the best

out of any situation or what the .

It's only going to make it worse for me.

- I was gonna do like a tequila tonic. - Great.

With the lime. Thank you.

Did you love the pop-up?

- Oh, my God, it's so cool. - Doesn't it look so good?

Thank you, babe.

I come up with all the campaigns. I come up with the materials,

the fabrics, the styles.

Like, I really do everything.

I don't know if there's actually a mixer in here.

This is a strong drink,.

- Definitely, I'm like a workaholic. - Yeah.

I think it's like, you know, probably a problem.

You do half, I'll do the other.

Proud of you.

My sister Khloé hasn't been out of the house.

They hate saying that like it's a moms' night out, but it really is.

So it's a really big deal that I got my sister and all my friends out.

I just want to welcome you guys to dinner.

This is so exciting

that I get to be here in Miami.

I've always felt like I've had to work a little bit harder.

than the average person, just to get a little bit of respect.

I think tonight is all about celebrating women

and just being in Miami with good people.

And then once you start working and once you start seeing the results

and once you start like proving yourself,

it's like, how do you stop?

So I appreciate taking the time to come out here

and celebrating with me for Skims.

Like I've always wanted people to like

see who I really am, and I'm not going to stop

until I prove every single person wrong.

Let's eat and have fun.

And if anyone wants to go out late night,

Khloé is going.

- With Grutman. - Yes, I am.

- We love you. - And you're all invited.

This humidity I don't know how you're so perfect. It's wild.

You're such a beautiful girl that you honestly...

- I kinda like that. - I don't know who your parents are,

but they're not my parents.

I came here to dance, girl.

I'm not here to sit at this smuggy ass dinner next to Kimberly.

I see her every day.

Guys, do we want to go out like we want to go?

KHLOÉ: Dying to.

Let's go. What are we waiting for?

- Let's go to the hotel. - KHLOÉ: You're waiting for me?

- Yeah. - Bitch, I've been sitting here waiting.

Let's go. Let's go.

Please. My sister's a big fan. Bro.

All right, let's go.

Yes, Kim!

Ain't nobody gonna kill my vibe

Gonna kill my vibe

I don't know about you guys, but I am turned on to dance.

- Babe, shot o'clock. - Shot o'clock.

To a girls' night in Miami.

To blessings, to love and to some badass boss bitches.

KHLOÉ: I was not sure about this trip to Miami.

But, I'm here. Let's dance. Let's have fun.

If I'm going to go somewhere, I'm going to bring my A game

I'm going to be the life of the party. That's who I am.

What are you doing over here?

Because I know you're not listening to music.

It died, and I'm approving photos.

Those were the images from the dinner.

And inside you have approval of all the images inside our Skims pop-up.

I don't trust anybody else to tell me when I look good.

You guys, I'm not sitting in a quiet hotel room.

I hate those people that go somewhere, and they're just like a Debbie Downer.

That's so not me.

I am going to party like it's 2009 and I am taking Miami back.

Oh, my!

Drink all day

Live it all night Let's get it popping

I'm in Miami...

Kimberly, I will .

- I am editing. - your own tits in a second.

Bitch, you'll thank me later because I'm editing

all of our photos to delete all the bad ones,

and they have to go to print tonight.

I got a Red Bull and vodka

Up in my hand

I'll tell you, if Malika looks bad, I'll delete it.

Even if I look amazing, so like no one else is going to look

at 10 people in a photo, but I do.

I'm in Miami

Get your hands up

Whoop that ass up

Get your hands up

Whoop that ass up

Get your pussy ass up. Let's go.

Let's go. Everyone, take a and do something!

You guys are all limp mother .

And I don't have the energy for you losers.

Okay, I'll pee then.

I am dedicated. When I put my mind to something, I'll make sure I get there.

Oh, my God.

Anyone else have to pee?

Are you joking?

- Pee here. - I'll just go. I'll pee in the club.

You're not going to pee in the club. Pee here.

Okay, okay, okay, okay.

God, they always are so annoying.

All the way up

La, la La, la, la, la, la

All the way up

La, la Hey

La, la, la, la, la

Can't get enough

- Yeah, it's not a vibe at all. - Yeah.

KHLOÉ: The club that we are at is not what we thought it's going to be.

I mean, I know we're in Miami and for Miami, we're still pretty early.

I think it's like 2:00 a.m.

And the club's not supposed to get going until 4:00 a.m.

So, shame on us.

But we have a flight to catch in a little bit.

I love you.

Yeah.

I know.

I do struggle with being in big social crowds.

And I'm trying every single day. I will say that this trip was so good for me.

I feel like I just got reenergized. I feel really good.

But I'm also ready to get home to my baby girl.

I miss her. I love her.

But this has been the best Miami trip. It was super fun.

Count the stars

Oh, God. It's so nice out.

Everyone a wish me made at night

Every mile ahead feels so far away

I have hit my Vegas limit.

We are wrapping up our day with a nice dinner with all of my friends,

some of which have been here for the Grammys.

This dinner is definitely more my speed

in a private room with all my friends and just really chill.

Hey. This is so cool. Thanks.

Looks very nice.

I'm full Little Mermaid tonight.

- Hailey walks in the room. She's like... - You are straight Ariel vibes.

I want to live where the people are.

Do you guys want, like...

Can we do the Caesar salad?

Can we go with no anchovies on it?

Are you staying?

- You have PP? - PP is here with me.

Let's go for a little ride.

Let's just get, everyone hop on. Let's go for a little ride.

Why did you come for tonight?

- I had to do an event today at TAO. - How'd it go?

Chill. It was good.

I'm ten years into my modeling career,

I love modeling, and I still want to do it.

But in this whole process,

I found that I really want to be a businesswoman,

and I love being a businesswoman, and it makes me really happy.

I feel very empowered by it.

I feel like I'm becoming my own woman.

But I've been working on just separating my anxiety from my work.

- Zack Bia is a star. - Yes, he is.

Why are you here? Just 'cause?

No, I mean, Zack, that's...

Thank you for that. I love you.

I do not mean that.

Of course, Las Vegas is a hotspot for celebrity wedding.

- Huge news for the Kardashians. - Indeed.

Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker are married.

The lovebirds got hitched in Sin City.

Five and a half hours after drumming

for H.E.R. and Lenny Kravitz at the Grammys,

Travis tied the knot with Kourt in a secret ceremony.

Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker are married.

This is at the chapel, in Vegas.

It happened at 1:45.

On Monday, at the One Love Wedding Chapel.

Well, guess what?

Next on The Kardashians...

So can we talk about Vegas? Yeah.

- What happened? - Things happened in Vegas.

I guess what happens in Vegas, doesn't always stay in Vegas.

Oh, my...

That one's a little stuck.

I'm getting my stitches out today,

and I just want to get back to my life.

- I don't have a lot of patience. - I know.

I have this, like idea

to get some of my favorite lingerie models.

- And do a campaign? Wow. - For Skims, yeah.

I'm about to do a shoot with the icons.

Tyra, Heidi, Candice,

Alessandra and Kim? What?

Getting ready for the premiere of The Kardashians.

This must be what a movie premiere feels like.

Okay.

These aren't implants.

No, these are just like stuffers.

These are not soft.

Touch this.

Yeah.

This isn't like silicone or anything like that.

I don't know what this... I think is just like a gel.

I'm not saying I want big old chugs. I just want, like,

like a handful or a mouthful.

Just a little fuller.

It's not a porno over here.

KIM: Previously on The Kardashians...

I have the best advice for women in business.

Get your (BLEEP) ass up and work.

KRIS: This is crazy! We're gonna have a baby!

This is my 11th grandchild, and I couldn't be more excited.

Now it's time to get out there and live your life.

KIM: How are you feeling?

I just like to deal with things on my own.

I have been doing my own isolating thing

and I need to get out of the house.

Just been so much going on with that Variety interview.

Today I'm just exhausted.

The doctor said, "You need a hip replacement right away."

It's just a mind... (BLEEP)

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

KIM: I'm not nervous.

My mom is 66 years young.

It's always scary going into surgery, but she's in the best hands,

and I've threatened everyone's lives. So...

(DRILL WHIRRING)

DOCTOR: All right.

-(COREY SPEAKS) -(KIM SPEAKS)

(MACHINE WHIRRING)

-(WHIRRING STOPS) -(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

Surgery is really scary.

I'm just low-key freaking out just because it's taking so long.

But I'm like the family representative here,

so I'm just going to keep it together and be strong.

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

- Perfect. - Awesome.

- Pull that out. - Coming out.

We're good.

COREY: All right.

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

KHLOÉ: Hi. KRIS: Hi.

KHLOÉ: How are you?

Not bad. I've walked twice.

I got up the first time to walk on my little walker over there.

It was painful, but it's like. "Hey, let's keep doing this."

I do not remember the surgery at all.

The last thing I knew I was sitting on my bed,

in the hospital, talking to Corey and Kim.

And then it was a blank.

I was in the operating room today, and Kim laid down on the bed next to me,

and I said, "This would be so great to do."

Like something like this with a friend.

I mean, you know, so you could share it together and hang out.

I'm really contemplating getting my boobs done.

- It's something I think about all... - Let's do it together.

Okay.

Is that weird, mother-daughter boob jobs?

I don't know what's weird anymore.

I'm wearing a latex top with, like, a bra top.

So they look great right now, and I wish they look like this all the time.

I just want fuller, like...

When you see me in a bikini, I don't have, like cleavage,

like my sisters have like this...

Ah, ample cleavage that I'm like, I don't know.

You just got to see them without this top on.

That's for another show.

-(CELL PHONE RINGING) - It's Kylie. Hold on.

- Hi. - KYLIE: Mom, how are you?

I'm good, honey. Thank you.

It's a big day. Mom's on a walker.

(KRIS AND KHLOÉ WHOOP)

KYLIE: That is amazing.

Kim asked the doctor to save her my bones

so she could make jewelry out of it.

- Like what kind? -(KYLIE SPEAKS)

It's creepy.

Remember when you wanted your ashes...

You want to be cremated and made into necklaces?

That's a great idea.

- That's weird. - No, it's not.

I don't even know why we need to get buried.

In the Bible it says we can't get cremated,

but I just want to be cremated. But why can't we?

(KYLIE SPEAKS)

No, Kylie doesn't want me to be cremated.

My family and I, we talk about wills, death.

We tell each other what our wishes would be

if something terrible were to happen.

If I'm in a coma, I'm still getting my nails done once a week,

and that's in my will because people are gonna visit me.

Kylie, remember we were going to go pick out our mausoleum.

(KYLIE SPEAKS)

Do you know how many kids we have?

- KRIS: That's what I said. - We need a whole (BLEEP).

Exactly. We'll have a whole thing.

(KYLIE SPEAKING)

It's like a club. Nope. You're not on the list.

I think if we all get cremated, you're like,

dust to dust. You're one with the earth.

If we're all getting buried, then what happens if,

like a big... A Disneyland is like, "Look, I'm buying..."

"I have money, I could buy that place,"

and they just start building on top of things.

I would love to be at the base of the Matterhorn.

People are always like, "This was once an ancient burial ground."

And then they're like, "Oh, no, my house is haunted with whatever."

Can you imagine being haunted by the Kardashians?

Epic.

(KYLIE SPEAKING)

Okay. Love you.

I'm so proud of us.

Anyway, I survived and I walked.

I'm so proud of all of us.

Yeah, We're Livin' La Vida Loca.

-All right. - All right.

Love you.

KYLIE: Love you back.

(UPBEAT SONG PLAYING)

I'm in my room And I wine up

Wine up, wine up

Because I got it like that And I wine up

Wine up, wine up

I'm staying on top As I light up

Light up, light up

KENDALL: Kylie had her baby a few weeks ago,

so I'm just stopping into her office to say hi. Check in on her.

It is pretty wild that she's a mom of two.

Also pretty amazing.

Well... Oh.

It just went in my butt. (LAUGHS)

- Sorry. - WOMAN: I'll clean up.

This is my good side. Just to let you guys know.

- KENDALL: Don't shoot her. - So...

-(WOMAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) - Thank you for the camera.

KENDALL: How are you? How's the baby?

- KYLIE: It's been really hard for me. - How so? Anxiety or sadness?

Well, I cried nonstop all day for the first three weeks.

Emotional roller coaster.

It's just the baby blues, and then it kind of goes away.

- I had it with Stormi too. - Your hormones are all over the place.

No, I cried for, like, three weeks.

I believe you.

Like every day to the point where I'd be laying in bed

and my head would just hurt so bad.

I'm not a doctor, but I read on Google.

They call it baby blues when it doesn't last past six weeks,

and after about six weeks, I started to feel better.

But I definitely had the case of the blues.

But I feel better mentally.

I'm not crying every day, so that's great.

I get what you're saying.

No, like I don't have bad days with my body.

I have bad days, like mentally,

and I need my first night out.

So I have to go to Vegas for 818 on Saturday,

I think the Grammys are the next day,

Kourtney and Travis are gonna be there.

Cool.

I am starting a new chapter in my career.

818 is my baby.

I've been working on it for about five years now.

I just can't wait to, like, continue to grow the brand

and it is just the best and also really crazy.

Why don't you come?

We make, a girl... We can invite our girlfriends.

- We go and we have a fun time. - Yes.

Yes, I haven't had a night out in almost a year now.

I am so glad Kylie's coming

because if Kylie's feeling a little down,

and I tend to get a lot of anxiety in settings like this.

TAO 818 event...

I think that us two going together could like almost even us out

and we could be helpful towards each other.

Yeah, let's make it a thing. I would love to support you in your 818.

- Let's do it. - Yeah.

This sounds pretty perfect.

Oh, my God. I have to find an outfit, Kendall.

- We're gonna find something. - Okay.

Yeah, I'm not ready for, like, you know, like a little tiny Vegas mini dress.

It's just going to be hot, and I'm not there with the outfits yet,

I don't think I'm gonna...

Do not tell me you're about to wear a coat in Vegas.

I'm going to bring my (BLEEP) coat to Vegas, Kendall.

Oh, my God.

I can't wear a mini dress. I'm not there yet.

You're setting yourself up for failure.

It's not... Nothing's stopping me.

I feel really, like, good about my body.

Like I see my body and I'm like, I love my body.

- As you should. - My saggy tits and...

I'm embracing my PP body.

- Postpartum. - Oh.

I can't wait for my PP drink, my PP body.

(LAUGHS)

And we're going to PP all the way there.

- On the PP. Ah! - On the PP in a private plane.

(BLEEP) popping. Party plane. Postpartum.

-(LAUGHS) - PP, PP.

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

Hello, there, doggy. Come. (CLICKS TONGUE)

(SONG PLAYING) Tick-tock, tick-tock

Won't you look at the time?

Got my shoes, got my phone Yeah, I'm ready

Blue nails About to hit it

Yeah, I'm ready

- Is that Skims? - Skims, Good American.

Yeezy. Bit of support. And Skims.

Yeah, like the new colors. They came back with it. Hardcore.

Speaking of Skims, I am launching swimwear.

So we're gonna go to Miami.

- KRIS: Hey, guys. - And I'm like... Hi.

Hi. What's happening?

Wow. Walking already?

KRIS: I'm feeling so much better.

Wait. You have a grill on?

Look at you!

Wow!

It's not permanent, right?

But we need to get away. We've had a very stressful few weeks.

Did you see in the press it said you and I lean on each other for support.

- Where'd that come from? - I don't know.

KHLOÉ: It's like a full... KIM: So true.

KHLOÉ: It's really... KHLOÉ: We lean on each other.

I have to go. I'm launching Skim Swim.

- Oh, yeah. - And I'm doing...

- Cool! That's amazing. - Going to Miami for the night.

Our swim is a whole new category.

I'm obsessed with Skims. It's like my baby.

All of the big, like, banks and VCs...

Everyone just says, like, Apple, Nike, Skims.

Like, we're in that conversation and it just makes me really proud.

And I definitely take a minute to soak it all in.

But not too long because I need to just keep grinding.

I feel like we can bring all of our friends.

- KHLOÉ: Nice. - Malika, Natalie, Olivia, Lala.

- Steph... - Throw 'em on the plane.

I feel it's beachy.

- Yeah. - What's going on here?

- Nothing. - I know you would love to have me,

but I can't get on a plane for six weeks.

- I'll stay here and watch all the kids. - Okay.

We need a Miami night. Just one night. That's all I ask.

I don't know the last time I've been...

- One night in Miami. - What?

- I see it. - I can't remember...

- ...the last time I've been in Miami. - Stop. Really?

- Let's go away... - A one-nighter, I can do.

Twenty-four hours in Miami.

I'm gonna wear a silver latex outfit with like, a bikini top.

- You better (BLEEP) up. - Yup.

(BLEEP).

I got to (BLEEP) it up, too.

KIM: We've been through a lot and even though I have work to do,

I think it would be so fun for Khloé to take this trip.

She's just, you know, with her daughter, 24/7.

She doesn't leave the gates of Calabasas,

and with all of the Tristan stuff,

it would just be good for her mental to get out.

All right, guys, I have to go watch a bunch of stuff

and get to work and...

- a million things to do. - Bunch of stuff like

watching like I Love Lucy or something?

No, I have to watch the trial.

The trial is looming over our head.

It's stressful.

Blac Chyna is suing

myself, Khloé, Kylie, and Kim

for defamation of character and interference of contract.

Rob said his deposition went well.

Let's not talk about it right now.

We can't talk about a deposition?

(UPBEAT SONG PLAYING) Everyday is a new day

Go ahead Pop the champagne

This is my brand-new way

Just watch me through the way

Na, na, na, na Na, na, na, na

My grayest day Na, na, na, na

KHLOÉ: How are you?

MALIKA: There's a random balloon that just floated up your stairs.

- KHLOÉ: Oh, my God. - It's your house that always scares me.

Why is your balloons floating up your stairs?

KHLOÉ: I told you I'm magical.

So Kim invited you to the Skims pop-up in Miami.

- Yeah. - It's a big deal.

No, it's such a big deal. I know it's going to be a shit show.

I just have to think about it.

Kim invited me to Miami, and I'm still not sure if I want to go.

With all of this drama going on,

I'm just an introvert, like I just like being at home.

But I also know I have major FOMO.

So do I want to go? Do I not want to go? This is what I do to myself.

Probably every time I'm invited somewhere.

But what if it's not a shit show?

It's always a shit show, always paparazzi. It's always a thing.

I'm like, do I want to deal with all that?

Just get your photo taken. You know, block out the noise.

I don't want to hear the narratives they're going to run with.

They're like, if I'm dating or... It's like always

so (BLEEP) annoying.

Everything is so malicious nowadays.

People want to "catch you".

How drunk you are.

If you're on a date with someone,

they're like, oh, my gosh, this is how she looks.

Why does she walk like that?

Shut the (BLEEP) up.

Don't kill me for being optimistic.

- At least we get good time out of it. - No. Or not.

So this might actually be worth it.

I love staying in the gates 'cause it's like safe,

and no one gets you here.

But you can still be bothered behind the gates.

- Yeah. Bothered every day. - So why don't you...

- Just kidding. -(LAUGHING)

KHLOÉ: Malika has my best interest at heart.

Kimberly, 99% of the time has my best interest at heart.

If I am gonna go on a 12-hour trip, it's definitely gonna be with Kim.

I have a migraine. I'm going to say yes to you to get you out of here.

This is what I want to hear.

I'll see you at the airport.

Okay.

MALIKA: Miami, baby.

(UPBEAT SONG PLAYING) It's hard for me

To walk away

When I'm out with my girls It's a holiday

Ain't nothing wrong with a little crazy

When it's with my ladies I don't think I'll ever change

Do you see them? They're bubbling.

- They have dry ice in 'em. - My God.

It's so cute, Pam.

I am going to Vegas because TAO is opening

their beach club and they also carry 818.

So I'm going to support TAO, and 818.

Oh, my gosh.

Gluten free chicken alfredo penne? (SHRIEKS EXCITEDLY)

Kylie cancelled last minute. So we're leaving without her.

HAILEY: Of course.

Kylie dropped out last minute. Shocker.

You know, she has her newborn,

and I think she was tired and wanted to stay home, so I get it.

- How sad. - I know.

Sorry, Kendall. I couldn't make it to Vegas.

I have two kids now and...

It just... It just couldn't work out.

But I love you, and have the best time.

I think I was just looking forward to sister time and having her with me,

and I think she would have made this a lot easier.

So I'm kind of stuck doing this by myself,

and I'm a little stressed out about it

'cause I don't like being in a setting with a lot of people.

Vegas for the night.

So, do you plan on coming back with me?

Yeah. What? You're gonna leave me?

No. 'Cause the only thing is, is right now, the plan's for midnight.

Okay. We're not raging?

No. I don't plan on raging.

If Kendall pulled 180 tonight, decided to rage in Vegas...

- Not a chance. - ...would be the most shocking thing

- I'll ever go through. -(LAUGHS)

That would be the most shocking thing.

When it comes to like, friends being on the show,

it went back a really long time to when I was in, like middle school,

and the show had just started,

and like friends at school were a little sus.

They just wanted to come over to be on it or something like that.

So my walls went up then.

I also get uncomfortable.

I never want to be like, "Do you want to be on my show?"

Like, I don't know, it just was like, always kind of weird for me.

But now I think I've gotten a lot more comfortable with it.

In the end of the day, it's always me and Kendall.

It really is.

- We're the only ones that hang on. - At the end of the day.

Because when we make commitments, when we say

we're gonna do something, we mean it. We wouldn't say it if we didn't mean it.

Whereas I feel like Kylie is like, "Whatevs."

(UPBEAT SONG PLAYING)

(UPBEAT SONG PLAYING)

I'm not exactly where I wanna be

But that's cool, 'cause I'm gonna be

Took a wrong turn But now I do the right things

No more nightmares It's time to chase my dreams

Yeah I keep my hopes high

You guys, it's only a three-hour and 45-minute flight to Miami,

'cause Kimberly has an ER.

- What does that mean? - KIM: Extended Range.

Extended Range. We'll be there quicker

that's why.

So everyone needs to take a nap now. It's gonna be a long night.

Dear Heavenly Father, thank you for this journey

that all of us get to take together to Miami.

And let's have (BLEEP) fun and no hangovers!

In Jesus' name, we pray. Amen.

ALL: Amen.

I really started off hesitant about going on this trip.

Now everyone has a phone. Everyone's recording you.

Things are just like, misconstrued.

They turn into some salacious, crazy clickbait article.

And I've just been in a funk recently,

and it's hard for me to get out of that funk.

Which is probably the biggest reason why I need to go on this trip.

(UPBEAT SONG PLAYING) I just wanna have fun

Let's not wait until the weekend

Go ahead, girl Call up all your boyfriends

Come on over Let's get crazy wasted

Everyday should be a party

We're in Miami, bitch!

(SONG CONTINUES) Party, party, party, party

Should be a party Ooh, ooh

Party, party, party, party

I just need like a moms' night out.

- Don't say that. Like, just a night out. - KIM: Okay.

- I just need a night out. - Yeah.

- TRUE: (ON PHONE) Mommy. - Hi, baby.

Momma... what you licking?

Oh. A lollipop.

- Hi, Chi Chi. - KHLOÉ: My favorite girl.

TRUE: Hi, Auntie Kim.

KIM: Hi, baby.

Ooh, oh, look at these little braids.

- KIM: Wow! - Wow!

Can I snuggle you tomorrow?

- Okay. I love you. - I love you.

TRUE: Love you.

Bye, guys.

(CELL PHONE RINGING)

KHLOÉ: Hi.

- KOURTNEY: Hi. - Oh, my God.

I'm getting such flashbacks to when we used to live here.

That's so fun. What are you guys doing?

- We just landed. - We just landed.

I was the first time on Kim's plane.

I wish you would have come.

KHLOÉ: It's her Skims Swim's launch.

KOURTNEY: Fun.

KHLOÉ: And we're here to support...

I never heard about it until just this very second.

- You didn't... - Really?

I should've invited you, but I didn't think you'd even wanna come.

Look, guys. So I probably wouldn't have come to Miami.

But, like, at least invite me.

KHLOÉ: Well, I honestly, like I'm going over this bridge

and I was like, it's giving me such flashbacks

to like what a life we had and it was so (BLEEP) fun.

When we were in Miami filming Kourtney and Khloé Take Miami,

I was 23, single,

and it was three months of just drunkenness.

I don't remember a lot of it, but it was the (BLEEP) best.

KOURTNEY: Uh, well, have the best time.

I love you.

- Love you guys. - Love you.

This was like before everyone was taking your photos in the...

Like, it's like you could be the biggest, sloppiest mess,

and just no one knew about it the next day.

Ah... Take me back.

(HORNS BLARING)

-(PAPARAZZI CLAMORING) -(BANGING ON CAR)

KHLOÉ: What the (BLEEP) is going on?

I don't know how to explain it.

I just like get nervous, unless someone wants to get out

and hand it to me.

- You're not going... - There's paparazzi there.

...with people.

Oh, my God, it's happening.

I just don't think you'll ever really get used to being someplace

and seeing tons of like, paparazzi.

Kim, we are not opening the window.

I just feel that I'm a fish in a fish bowl,

and it's freaking me out a little bit.

But I'm not going to let anything ruin my vibe.

-(PAPARAZZI CLAMORING) -(BANGING ON CAR)

When they bang on your windows, and you're in the middle of the street,

it'll never not startle you.

(BANGING ON CAR CONTINUES)

-(PAPARAZZI CLAMORING) -(HORNS BLARING)

MAN: Take one in?

...back in the day.

KIM: Okay, let's go.

Let's just go. Let's get out of here.

(PAPARAZZI CLAMORING)

KIM: Ugh, I'm so annoyed.

This is literally Khloé's worst nightmare,

of having people around and this is why she never goes anywhere.

So I hope it gets better,

'cause I just want her to have a good time.

KHLOÉ: Okay, I gotta get my Red Bull going.

KIM: Okay, love you.

While we're here in Miami,

I have to host the Skims dinner tonight,

and go to our pop-up.

I have to have a fitting with a corset maker.

Shoot tons of stuff in between.

It's nonstop.

KHLOÉ: Yes.

KIM: Fist pumping, already?

KHLOÉ: We're free.

KIM: I think Khloé needed this trip more than anybody.

KHLOÉ: Yeah.

Let's have you lay on your back.

- KRIS: Okay. - We're just gonna do...

- I just need some help. - Isometric exercises, yeah.

Yeah. Okay.

I'm feeling pretty good, actually.

I'm so excited just to get back to the office on a regular basis.

Get back to playing with my grandkids.

Giving Corey a little more attention.

If you know what I mean.

Hi.

- SNIBBE: Hi. Good morning. - Good morning.

- How you doing? - KRIS: I'm okay.

- Nice to see you. - Nice to see you, too.

So what's happening? How you doing?

Um, better every day.

- Good. - Better every day.

She's not taking pain meds, which is really impressive.

Wow, you haven't taken a narcotic pill?

I'm signing too many papers

- to be on drugs. -(ALL LAUGHING)

- It's like, "Okay, yes to that." - Too many...

- Too many DocuSigns on ya. (LAUGHING) - Yeah.

I am determined to live again without this pain.

And me and my family have so many exciting things going on.

I don't want to miss a thing.

On Monday or next week, you and I are going to go for a walk outside.

- Great. - Make that into a program and,

we'll get you in the pool in a few weeks and do pool exercises. Yeah.

You're doing fantastic.

- I am? - I mean, look at you.

It's like you didn't even have the operation.

I got this, you guys.

We're going to be okay.

I feel really good about...

today.

So... I don't know.

It sounds like a Bionic Woman to me.

(LAUGHS)

KRIS: Got this. I got this, everybody!

(UPBEAT SONG PLAYING)

Thank you.

There's my luck

Oscy, where are we? Are we gonna see daddy today?

There's my luck

MAN: How are you? KENDALL: I'm good. Hey!

- Hi. - WOMAN: Hi, Kendall.

So let's chat about 818.

- Yeah. - If I, because I haven't had it yet.

- You can judge me, it's fine. - No.

I would love for you to try it.

- Vegas is a vibe. - Yeah.

- TAO is definitely a vibe. - Definitely.

Describe that vibe, today.

I'm excited. I was... We were literally just talking about

how, like my sisters grew up coming here and now it's... now I'm here.

It's just like, so cool to kind of put it all together. I love coming here.

Thank you so much. It was nice to meet you.

(UPBEAT SONG PLAYING) Don't blink

You'll miss out on everything you're blessed with

KENDALL: I know I'm here for work,

and there's a part of me that's enjoying myself,

and there's a part of me that's just really anxious

'cause I don't always love big crowds

for probably some obvious reasons, and then also just,

I don't know, I feel like...

Anything I do, anything...

Gets hate.

Like, I could be walking down the street doing absolutely nothing,

and somebody always has something bad to say.

And I think the narrative has gotten so out of hand

about me and my family that there's just no changing it anymore.

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

Okay, do we taste it?

Oh, my God,

uh, so many things.

I think the one that I guess hurts the most

is that people think I'm a mean girl.

'Cause that's not the case.

It can be upsetting

when someone is questioning your character

and, if only, like, people knew me.

How are you?

Great to see you.

How are you?

MAN: Everything good with you? KENDALL: Everything's good.

(UPBEAT MUSIC CONTINUES)

Oh, my God.

Hello.

- I'm loving your... - Oh, my God.

KENDALL: No, I understand.

There's a lot going on.

Feels very overwhelming.

I crave the complete opposite.

I want to be on a farm

in Wyoming with a ton of animals.

That's where I want to be, getting wasted.

Getting wasted, like the drunk part is cool.

Cheers, guys.

(UPBEAT MUSIC CONTINUES)

(UPBEAT SONG PLAYING) Get loud

Get rowdy

Here we go Yeah, get loud

- Hey. -(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

Look... Look where we are.

(ALL CHEERING)

Once I'm now here, I am really looking forward to it.

I'm just looking forward to...

It's not LA. It's a whole different vibe and energy,

and you're on the beach and you're just like,

just being a (BLEEP) slob kebab.

It's the best.

(SONG PLAYING) Start the party Raise the cup

Look my way like Hey what's up?

We gonna dance We gonna shout

Holla at me Hop out now

Get get get Get loud

Gorgeous.

- Can you see, like, the blue background? - MAN: Yeah.

'Cause we're in Miami and it's a different, whole setting,

I try to like kill as many birds with one stone as possible.

Of course, I'll put on a Skims bikini and take pictures just in the glam room

with, like, the pretty background.

Like, I need content.

- You better be sending me pictures. -(MAN CHUCKLES)

KIM: You guys always like the Instagram grid,

and that is like a business, honestly.

Yeah, I do. I definitely have a hard time relaxing.

There's so much that has to be done.

Especially when I'm away from my kids.

The babies' away, the moms will play.

Who is the most likely to stay up all night?

Probably me or Malika.

I don't fly all the way out here to take a nap, let me tell you that.

It's either I'm the one that will stay up all night

or B, to sleep the earliest.

'Cause I'm either an old lady,

or a Gen Z. (LAUGHS)

Mama's going out.

-(CORK POPS) -(ALL WHOOP)

(UPBEAT SONG PLAYING) I'm living my best, my best

My best, my best, my best

My best, yeah, yeah

I'm living my best, my best

I'm living my best, best, best

I'm living my best, best

MAN 1: Kim. MAN 2: Kim!

I knew there was going to be paparazzi everywhere.

(PAPARAZZI CLAMORING)

It's quite obnoxious.

You know, when people are elbowing, you are stepping on you up.

This way.

Just (BLEEP) walk with us. Let's make this easier

and we can all get through this together without physically assaulting anyone.

- Hi, guys. -(PEOPLE SCREAMING EXCITEDLY)

KHLOÉ: Kim just thinks this is like her paid photo shoot,

and she's like on a hoverboard, and she's just hoverboarding

through to her pop-up shop.

"Oh, hi, everyone. Hi."

KIM: What's up, guys? Thank you so much for coming.

I am like, praying for the best.

And just every step, okay, left, right, left, right...

I'm just like praying I'm actually walking.

You're lucky there's not, like, drool hanging out of my mouth,

and I'm just always praying for the best.

(PEOPLE CLAMORING)

KIM: I wanted to make it like LEGOs.

So it could be like if you want to cover your arms, wear that.

If you want to cover your legs, wear that.

Like everyone, pick your insecurity

and figure out how to cover it.

Kim, that's the shape of your body.

KIM: Let me see the stomach.

Okay, it's fine.

- But I don't wanna promote it as mine. - We got it.

- Will you shut up? - Just my stomach is a little skinny.

I'm so excited about my pop-up.

I know that Khloé hates all the cameras, but I love it. It's all good.

(PEOPLE SCREAMING EXCITEDLY)

(CAMERAS CLICKING)

Khloé!

KHLOÉ: Love you guys.

(UPBEAT SONG PLAYING) I'm feeling good

Yeah, yeah, yeah

I'm feeling good I'm feeling, I'm feeling good

I'm feeling good Hey, hey, hey, yeah

(MUSIC WINDS DOWN)

KENDALL: I'm ready to go home.

I'm forcing myself to stay here right now for dinner. I just wanna

get in my bed and get cozy.

Yeah, I'm a full on grandmother.

Everyone calls me Grandma Kenny like, it's a thing and I'm not ashamed of it.

-(CELL PHONE RINGS) - Oh. What are you doing?

(KYLIE SPEAKING)

About to go to dinner and then I'm just gonna go home.

I'm not even going to stay.

Where are you gonna go to dinner?

Carbone, you made the reservation.

You're right. Have fun. Is this your hair look?

Yeah. Going out like this.

- Thought it was the vibe. - You know if I was there,

it would turn the party up.

I know. I wouldn't, probably wouldn't be going home if you were here.

So, thank you for staying home.

I am mostly an introvert.

But I'm like, you know, if this is introvert

and this is extrovert, I'm probably like here.

(KYLIE SPEAKING)

Love you.

Kim.

For sure, Kim.

MAN: Kim! KIM: What's up?

- MAN: Hi, Kim. You're beautiful, Kim. - Thank you.

- MAN: You're beautiful. Thank you. -(PEOPLE CHEERING)

- WOMAN: Love you. - Love you.

WOMAN 2: Love you, Khloé.

WOMAN 3: Kim, we love you.

KIM: Love you.

- You haven't been here, yet? - Hi. No.

(PEOPLE CHEERING AND CLAMORING)

KHLOÉ: This is so nice.

Oh, we get some Skims for dinner. Look at you.

Hi. Thank you so much for coming.

- How are you? - How are you guys?

- Hi. - Hi.

Hi, nice to see you.

- You guys have never met before? - Yeah.

I didn't realize this was a Skims dinner.

- I thought it was like an "us" dinner. - Yeah.

KHLOÉ: How my social anxiety works,

It definitely comes and goes.

Maybe when I'm out somewhere, then I start kind of...

Feeling claustrophobic.

But even if I'm uncomfortable, I'm going to make the best

out of any situation or what the (BLEEP).

It's only going to make it worse for me.

- I was gonna do like a tequila tonic. - Great.

With the lime. Thank you.

Did you love the pop-up?

- Oh, my God, it's so cool. - Doesn't it look so good?

Thank you, babe.

I come up with all the campaigns. I come up with the materials,

the fabrics, the styles.

Like, I really do everything.

I don't know if there's actually a mixer in here.

This is a strong drink,.

- Definitely, I'm like a workaholic. - Yeah.

I think it's like, you know, probably a problem.

You do half, I'll do the other.

Proud of you.

KIM: My sister Khloé hasn't been out of the house.

They hate saying that like it's a moms' night out, but it really is.

So it's a really big deal that I got my sister and all my friends out.

(GLASS CLINKING)

I just want to welcome you guys to dinner.

This is so exciting

that I get to be here in Miami.

I've always felt like I've had to work a little bit harder.

than the average person, just to get a little bit of respect.

I think tonight is all about celebrating women

and just being in Miami with good people.

And then once you start working and once you start seeing the results

and once you start like proving yourself,

it's like, how do you stop?

So I appreciate taking the time to come out here

and celebrating with me for Skims.

Like I've always wanted people to like

see who I really am, and I'm not going to stop

until I prove every single person wrong.

Let's eat and have fun.

And if anyone wants to go out late night,

- Khloé is going. -(ALL LAUGHING)

- With Grutman. - Yes, I am.

- We love you. - And you're all invited.

This humidity I don't know how you're so perfect. It's wild.

You're such a beautiful girl that you honestly...

- I kinda like that. - I don't know who your parents are,

but they're not my parents.

I came here to (BLEEP) dance, girl.

I'm not here to sit at this smuggy ass dinner next to Kimberly.

I see her every day.

Guys, do we want to go out like we want to go?

KHLOÉ: Dying to.

Let's go. What are we waiting for?

- Let's go to the hotel. - KHLOÉ: You're waiting for me?

- KIM: Yeah. - Bitch, I've been sitting here waiting.

Let's go. Let's go.

MAN: Please. My sister's a big fan. WOMAN: Bro.

KIM: All right, let's go.

WOMAN: Yes, Kim!

(UPBEAT SONG PLAYING) Ain't nobody gonna kill my vibe

Gonna kill my vibe

I don't know about you guys, but I am turned on to dance.

- Babe, shot o'clock. - Shot o'clock.

(ALL WHOOPING)

To a girls' night in Miami.

To blessings, to love and to some badass boss bitches.

(ALL CHEERING)

KHLOÉ: I was not sure about this trip to Miami.

But, I'm here. Let's dance. Let's have fun.

If I'm going to go somewhere, I'm going to bring my A game

I'm going to be the life of the party. That's who I am.

What are you doing over here?

Because I know you're not listening to music.

It died, and I'm approving photos.

Those were the images from the dinner.

And inside you have approval of all the images inside our Skims pop-up.

I don't trust anybody else to tell me when I look good.

You guys, I'm not sitting in a quiet hotel room.

I hate those people that go somewhere, and they're just like a Debbie Downer.

That's so not me.

I am going to party like it's 2009 and I am taking Miami back.

Oh, my!

(UPBEAT SONG PLAYING) Drink all day

Live it all night Let's get it popping

I'm in Miami...

Kimberly, I will (BLEEP).

- I am editing. -(BLEEP) your own tits in a second.

Bitch, you'll thank me later because I'm editing

all of our (BLEEP) photos to delete all the bad ones,

and they have to go to print tonight.

(SONG PLAYS) I got a Red Bull and vodka

Up in my hand

I'll tell you, if Malika looks bad, I'll delete it.

Even if I look amazing, so like no one else is going to look

at 10 people in a photo, but I do.

(SONG CONTINUES) I'm in Miami

Get your hands up

Whoop that ass up

Get your hands up

Whoop that ass up

Get your (BLEEP) pussy ass up. Let's (BLEEP) go.

Let's (BLEEP) go. Everyone, take a (BLEEP) and do something!

You guys are all limp (BLEEP) mother (BLEEP).

And I don't have the energy for you (BLEEP) losers.

Okay, I'll pee then.

I am dedicated. When I put my mind to something, I'll make sure I get there.

Oh, my God.

Anyone else have to pee?

Are you joking?

- Pee here. - I'll just go. I'll pee in the club.

You're not going to pee in the club. Pee here.

Okay, okay, okay, okay.

God, they always are so annoying.

(UPBEAT SONG PLAYING) All the way up

La, la La, la, la, la, la

All the way up

La, la Hey

La, la, la, la, la

Can't get enough

(MUSIC WINDS DOWN)

(SLOW CLUB MUSIC PLAYING)

- Yeah, it's not a vibe at all. - Yeah.

KHLOÉ: The club that we are at is not what we thought it's going to be.

I mean, I know we're in Miami and for Miami, we're still pretty early.

I think it's like 2:00 a.m.

And the club's not supposed to get going until 4:00 a.m.

So, shame on us.

But we have a flight to catch in a little bit.

I love you.

Yeah.

I know.

I do struggle with being in big social crowds.

And I'm trying every single day. I will say that this trip was so good for me.

I feel like I just got reenergized. I feel really good.

But I'm also ready to get home to my baby girl.

I miss her. I love her.

But this has been the best Miami trip. It was super fun.

(SONG PLAYING) Count the stars

Oh, God. It's so nice out.

Everyone a wish me made at night

Every mile ahead feels so far away

I have hit my Vegas limit.

We are wrapping up our day with a nice dinner with all of my friends,

some of which have been here for the Grammys.

This dinner is definitely more my speed

in a private room with all my friends and just really chill.

Hey. This is so cool. Thanks.

Looks very nice.

(WINNIE SPEAKS)

I'm full Little Mermaid tonight.

- Hailey walks in the room. She's like... - You are straight Ariel vibes.

- I want to live where the people are. -(ANDREW LAUGH)

KENDALL: Do you guys want, like...

Can we do the Caesar salad?

Can we go with no anchovies on it?

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

Are you staying?

- You have PP? - KENDALL: PP is here with me.

Let's go for a little ride.

Let's just get, everyone hop on. Let's go for a little ride.

Why did you come for tonight?

- I had to do an event today at TAO. - ZACK: How'd it go?

Chill. It was good.

I'm ten years into my modeling career,

I love modeling, and I still want to do it.

But in this whole process,

I found that I really want to be a businesswoman,

and I love being a businesswoman, and it makes me really happy.

I feel very empowered by it.

I feel like I'm becoming my own woman.

But I've been working on just separating my anxiety from my work.

- Zack Bia is a star. - Yes, he is.

Why are you here? Just 'cause?

No, I mean, Zack, that's...

(OVERLAPPING CHATTER AND LAUGHTER)

Thank you for that. I love you.

I do not mean that.

(LAUGHING)

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

REPORTER: Of course, Las Vegas is a hotspot for celebrity wedding.

- Huge news for the Kardashians. - Indeed.

REPORTER 2: Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker are married.

REPORTER 3: The lovebirds got hitched in Sin City.

REPORTER 4: Five and a half hours after drumming

for H.E.R. and Lenny Kravitz at the Grammys,

Travis tied the knot with Kourt in a secret ceremony.

Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker are married.

This is at the chapel, in Vegas.

REPORTER 5: It happened at 1:45.

REPORTER 6: On Monday, at the One Love Wedding Chapel.

Well, guess what?

KIM: Next on The Kardashians...

MAN: So can we talk about Vegas? KOURTNEY: Yeah.

- What happened? - Things happened in Vegas.

I guess what happens in Vegas, doesn't always stay in Vegas.

Oh, my...

-(KRIS GRUNTS IN FRUSTRATION) - MAN: That one's a little stuck.

KRIS: (SHUDDERS) I'm getting my stitches out today,

and I just want to get back to my life.

- I don't have a lot of patience. - I know.

KIM: I have this, like idea

to get some of my favorite lingerie models.

- And do a campaign? Wow. - For Skims, yeah.

I'm about to do a shoot with the icons.

Tyra, Heidi, Candice,

Alessandra and Kim? What?

Getting ready for the premiere of The Kardashians.

This must be what a movie premiere feels like.

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It's not a porno over here.