All language subtitles for The Kardashians - S01E10.en

♪

KIM:
Previously on The Kardashians...

- You know how I feel about you,
and I wanna get us back together,

and hopefully, be able to expand
our family one day, God willing.

- Trust takes time.

♪ I'm on top ♪

- Not yet.
[laughs]

- I have always taught my kids
since they were born

that family comes first.

KHLOÉ:
Oh my goodness!

I am so excited
because today True and I

get to move into our new dream home.

Tristan is gonna be moving in with us.

♪

- Khloé threw him his 30th birthday.

He went to Houston to play on the road,
and then slept with this girl.

♪ You're gonna fear me ♪

♪ You're gonna fear me ♪

♪

- Like, we have no
[bleep] idea if she knows.

She's not responding.

- I sent it to her, and I said, "Call me."

- Oh, this is her.
I'll call you right back.

Hi.
KHLOÉ [on phone]: Hi.

- Did you see what I sent you?
- No. Hang on.

What?! What the [bleep] is this?

- So, he's been lying to you.
- What?!

- Did you know about this?
- No!

What the [bleep]. Oh my god.
This cannot be happening.

- Well, he did a full declaration.
- And what does that even mean?

- So, basically, she sued him,
and his attorneys--
- What?!

- went on record with a full declaration
from him, giving a statement.

Probably never thought it would be leaked.

And the court papers say,
you know, "I, Tristan Thompson.

"I met her in Houston
after my 30th birthday party.

"Only time I had
sexual intercourse with petitioner,"

which is the girl,
"was in March 2021 in Houston, Texas."

This is from his words in his declaration.
- Kim!

- So, I text it to him, and I'm like,
"Does Khloé know about this?"

- Oh my god. Can you text this to me?
I need to [bleep] see the screenshot.

- Yep.

He's not responding to me.
He's probably shaking.

- Let me [bleep] call him.
I can't [bleep] believe this.

- But if this isn't the biggest sign

for you to not have another baby
with this human being.

- Well, I just would like the truth.

KIM:
When someone hurts someone that you love,

you get protective.

And my heart is breaking for Khloé

because I know that she was really trying,
and I know that he was really trying.

And then this happens,
and it's like, "Dude, what the [bleep]?"

[Khloé crying]

Everything's gonna be okay.

No matter what,
everything's gonna be okay.

You know, we really believed
that he had changed.

Like, I was his biggest supporter.

It's noth-- If--
But if this isn't more clear,

the most clear situation,
I don't know what is.

[Khloé sobbing]
Huh?

I think we need to have a family meeting.

Oh my god.

♪ "Welcome to My Future"
by Saint Middleton playing ♪

♪ I'm tyin' up my loose ends,
cuttin' out the fake friends, oh ♪

♪ Standin' by the deep end,
not afraid to jump in, no ♪

♪

♪ I'm tyin' up my loose ends ♪

KRIS: Have a seat.
- Okay.

Every time there's some
serious family drama going on,

we always have a family meeting,

and we all lean on each other for support,

and that's what we're here for.

- Khloé. She's the strongest girl I know,

but sometimes,
the strongest girl you know

isn't so strong all the time,

and I don't want her to get
to a place where she, you know,

doesn't have anybody to talk to

because she feels like
she has to be strong.

She keeps recovering, forgiving, you know,

for the sake of her daughter.

COREY GAMBLE: Yeah.
- You know?

- Is she coming?
- Doesn't look like she is.

- She probably don't feel like
talking about the negative stuff.

- I'm sure she feels
devastated and humiliated.

Here she was--
You know, this all happened

around Tristan's birthday
when we were all celebrating.

- She don't look bad.

The person that's making
the mistakes look bad.

I mean, Khloé's great, yeah.
KRIS: Well, of course, but--

- Khloé just text me that
she's not gonna come.

♪ melancholy music playing ♪

So.
KRIS: I wish she would've shown up.

I think the longer it goes on
without really expressing her feelings,

and deciding how she wants to move forward

can be very alienating and lonely.

You know, she tends
to keep everything inside.

- Yeah.

The lack of honesty
is what does it for me,

is, like, let's just be honest
with who we are, and what we're doing,

and the mistakes we're making

because it's way less
hurtful to say the truth

than to, like, find out on the internet,
and not feel like you're in the loop.

KRIS:
But it's such a lack of respect.

This is somebody who's got
a pattern of bad behavior.

Somebody that has lied to her since June.

- To go through a whole declaration,
and to be deposed--

- And to hire attorneys,
and go through all the

last six months that he's had.
- Soon as there was trouble,
he should've--

KRIS: Nine months.
- went to Khloé.

And he should've went to Khloé--
- Yes.

COREY: soon as there was
information, before lawyers.
- 1,000%.

- Should've went to Khloé.

- This is not something
that can be undone.

And if he's in this pattern,

why does she have to just keep suffering?

That's what breaks my heart.

- We've given Tristan so many
opportunities and chances

to work on himself,
and treat my sister the way

that she deserves to be treated.

I just feel super disappointed.

There's all these people,
like, who blame Khloé.

That really gets me, too.

Like, they make it look like
the girl is, like, a loser,

or unable to not be cheated on,
or she deserves it.

Like, who gives a [bleep]
what other people think.
KIM: Totally.

- I prefer to take the high road,
and be a good person,

and who we are,
is we're people that would actually

get Tristan help.

That's who we are.
- But to say that I'm not
tempted sometimes,

I'd be lying.

I'm exhausted of taking the high road.

I mean, I'm on my zone where I'm like,

if you bring bad energy in my life,
like, a boundary goes up.

Half of me wants to just put it on blast.

If you don't think I screenshot
every single [bleep] thing.

KRIS:
That's my girl.

- I'm just not in the mood today,
so I don't know.

But, you know, I don't know.
- [laughs] She's not in the mood.

- And then I think from the wise words
of the great Michelle Obama,

"When they go low, you go high."
KOURTNEY: Yeah.

- And that's what we always do.
- Always do.

I think it's hard for anybody
to go through a divorce or a separation,

but it's much more magnified,
and it's much more emotional and scary

when you're doing it
in front of the whole world.

- All I wanna know is if Khloé's
gonna make it to the... photo shoot

for... Kardashians show.

- Khloé thrives on being busy

in these moment--
- She's a workaholic.

- Distraction.
- Well, it's a distraction.

♪ "Sucker Punch" by TRACE playing ♪

♪ I have my good days,
but I lose them fast ♪

♪ Slips through my fingers
like a quiet laugh ♪

KHLOÉ:
I find out what Tristan is doing
with the rest of the world.

A courtesy would be not doing it,

but fine, if you do it, you're not even
gonna give me a [bleep] heads up

before the rest of the world?

It's just an additional slap in my face.

It's humiliating. I'm embarrassed.

I would prefer to be alone
than to be around people,

and it wasn't a time for me
to have some family meeting

where I needed to hear everyone's
opinions and thoughts about my own life.

♪ I'm not the only one,
but I feel it all ♪

I'm replaying every event,

every... grand gesture, every trip.

- Who's the finest man?
- You are.

Every date.

- Where's Tutu?

There she is!
[Khloé/Tristan cheering]

KHLOÉ: Every whatever.
- I see you.

Good job! You make a wish?
KHLOÉ: Woo-hoo! Did you make a wish?

All of that was a lie.

BOTH:
Mwah, mwah, mwah.

♪ A sucker punch ♪

KHLOÉ: My god, how were you able
to not say something?

I feel

just not really in my own body,

that, like, these things
are just happening,

and I'm just going through the motions.

But, I mean, when things happen
to you a couple times,

you do, kind of, become immune to them,

which is really sad.

♪ "Nobody Love Like Us" by AM!R playing ♪

♪

♪ Back when I had blond hair ♪

♪ And had afternoons in Brooklyn ♪

♪ Findin' out... how to move right ♪

♪ How to move right ♪

[chamber humming]

KENDALL:
For the past couple years,

I've been, like, really just, like...
loving health.

I don't know. It's become an obsession.

I am a major hypochondriac.
I think of everything.

It's always Doomsday.

Everyone, all my friends make fun of me.

I have this whole new room in my house

that's all these crazy gadgets and gizmos,

like massive machines that I get into,

say I just love taking care of my body.

It's, It's honestly,
kind of, embarrassing.

It's, like, crazy.

But I also think
I'm a little obsessed to the point

where it could become unhealthy,
ironically enough.

I usually stay in for, like,
an hour or more,

so I was answering emails,
and then I was watching a Netflix show.

Sure, I--
I was watching a Hulu show.

[chuckles]

KENDALL:
I found out about Tristan

through our family group chat.

It is a-- You're in, You're in,
a little bit of a state of shock

of just like, "How does someone
do this so many times over?"

That's like--

I, I would wanna know before,
I guess, the internet, um, told me, but.

Hey, I was just calling
to check in on you.

Um, have you guys spoken?

KHLOÉ [on phone]:
Um, no.

I guess he had court today or something,

so he just sends me, like, updates,
but I don't respond.

- I'm not sure that there's one thing
that hurts more than the other

in a situation like this.

Everything is an act of betrayal.

Everything is a lie.

Everything is manipulation. It's deceit.

Did Tristan have every
opportunity to tell me? Yes.

Was Tristan going to tell me
if there wasn't a baby involved?

Absolutely not, and that shows
a lot about his character.

The entire thing is despicable.

I don't think he... thinks that any
of these declarations are gonna be public

'cause they were supposed
to be court-sealed.

- He's been dealing
with this very stressful situation,

and lying, and not telling anyone.

That's even more insane to me.
Like, you didn't even tell your friends.

You didn't tell anyone. Like--
- That's what I keep telling--

I'll go, "If you cheated,
and, like, admitted that,

"I would respect you a little more.

"You cheated, lied,
and were hiding it for months

thinking I would never know?"

- Yeah.
- Like, so you know what that tells me?

There's a dozen other--
- Yeah, right.

- situations that just haven't outed him.

- Yeah. Obviously, no one's
judging you or anything. I just--

- Of course not.

The trolls are just mean,
and they have no idea.

Have you been feeling anxious lately

'cause I know that when
I go through... wild situations,

I get really, really, like,
anxious, and restless, and--

- I'm so anxious.

I've been really dehydrated,
I fainted the other day--

- What?!

Khloé, h-how do you--
When, When did you faint?

[Khloé sighs]

- Are you--
Like, why didn't I hear about this?

- I'm finding, like,

sometimes I feel
like I'm having literally--

like I can't breathe,
and I'm gasping for air.

And I just fainted, but I--
- Were you by yourself?

KHLOÉ:
There's so much stress.
There's so much noise.

It's become such...
either clickbait or a media story.

I see that all the time that
I should've known better,

I knew what I was doing, no one feels bad.

It's really sensitive.
I feel incredibly let down.

[on phone]
But I'm fine. I've been put on
a-- some beta-blockers,

and I'm gonna block all
the shit out of my system,

and everyone can [bleep] off.

- Perfect.
Scream into a pillow or something.

Sometimes that helps.

- Cry in the shower,
and no one will know the difference.

- No, but that makes me sad
that you're... struggling.

I just think that there's, like,
brighter things for you in the future.

It's just gonna feel so good.

- I'm not even thinking
about that right now.

I would rather, like, bleed out slowly.
[chuckles]

- Oh my god.

- You know, sometimes, you do
stupid things for your kids,

but also, you can't be stupid
for your kids for so long.

- Of course not,

but you also have to respect your--

you have to respect yourself
at the end of the day,

and, like, you can only
do so much, you know?

- Totally, but I will say I'm really proud

for how I tried for True--
- I am, too.

- There's nothing that can be said
or done that will make me feel better.

All of the work, the energy,
the conversations,

all of those bricks that
we were laying down this foundation,

all for it to just,
like a tornado, go through,

and everything just be... demolished.

- Well, I'm sorry you're
dealing with all of this.

I feel really bad.
It's just, like, no one deserves this.

- Thank you. No, it, it sucks,

but thank god I have you guys, and--
- Yeah.

All right, well, I love you,
and call me whenevs.

- I love you, too.
- Okay, bye.

[call ends]

It's, like, hard to even believe
that this is, like, tru-- real.

I mean, I just feel really bad for her.

Like... I mean, it makes me so angry,

especially because he fooled,
obviously, Khloé,

but the rest of us, too,

and, like... I really did
think he had changed.

Like, anyone who would ever,
like, criticize, or talk about him,

I would always be like, "No, no, no."
Like, "He changed."

Like, I would have his back,

and... it's almost like, in a way,
he, like, you know, betrayed us all.

♪

♪ Watch me do it like this ♪

- Hi, guys.

♪ You ain't seen nothin' like this ♪

♪ Is it easy like my love ♪

♪ Highlight of the show, ahh ♪

♪ Gettin' in my zone,
this place about to blow ♪

♪ 'Cause this one is for the gold ♪

- Good morning.

KOURTNEY: Are you ready to record
the Christmas song of the century?

- [laughs] I don't know.
- We got you a tea for your throat.

- Oh, good. Is that what singers do?

Dream come true.

- My mom is gonna record

a Christmas song, guys.
[Kris laughs, squeals]

Travis, actually,

just randomly, out of nowhere,
turned to me, and said,

"Your mom needs to record
a Christmas song,"

with him producing it.

And Travis loves Christmas
just as much as our family does.

Like, he's super into it.

And my mom, actually,
she was just like, "Yeah," you know?

You wanna make a hit song, Mom.

- You're gonna relax.
- Yeah... Oh, well, I l-- Okay.

- ♪ La la la la la la la ♪

[belts]
♪ La la la la la la la ♪

Are we ready?

- This is your vocal booth right here.

KRIS:
Oh, awesome, okay. [sings]

[laughing]

- You could, like, stand this way--
- Oh, is this my mic?

- and then, and then you
could see everyone in there.

- Do you want me to pull up those lyrics?
- Yeah, I got the wrong lyrics.

Jeez, there's three pages of lyrics?

Don't you have, like, Auto-Tune,

or something to make me--
- We do have the Auto-Tune.

- Let's make me sound like Mariah.
♪ Ah ha ha ha ha ha ♪

♪ Ha ♪
Shu-Shut up, Kourtney.

I would sing better if Kourtney
wasn't laughing at me... okay?

[vocal warm-ups]

I wish I could find a key.

Okay, let's go.

♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ I just want you, yeah, baby ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
[laughing]

Oh, I blew it. Okay.

- Oh my god. I might pee in my pants.

[all laughing]

KRIS:
Here we go. Here we go.

- [laughs] Oh my god.

My mom is just, like,
singing so wildly that I can't take it,

and, like, I might actually
pee in my pants.

She is not a pop star or rock star.

She's, like, a theater person, I guess.

[clears throat]

- ♪ Dashing through the snow
on a one-horse open sleigh ♪

♪ O'er the fields we go,
laughing all the way ♪

[laughs]

Family is the most
important thing in my life,

and Travis is now part of our family,

and Kourtney's gonna start a new chapter.

♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride ♪

♪ In a one-horse open sleigh ♪

♪ Hey ♪
[bells ringing]

TRAVIS:
Honestly, the first verse
and chorus is amazing.

COREY: Good job, baby!
[laughing]

- Yay! So good, Mom. Woo!
- Okay. [clears throat]

♪

♪ I don't wanna face
another broken promise ♪

♪ Tell myself it's not gonna be the same ♪

♪ Say it 'til I mean it,
'til I hear it, 'til I hold it ♪

- Koko Loco...
How do you get up on this bed?

- You get up on it like a normal person.

- This is the highest bed.
- Kendall says the same thing.

Run and go for it.

[laughs]
Yeah! I love a high a bed.

- What?! I need a stool. I need a step.

[sighs]
How are you feeling?

- Good, my back is killing me.

KIM:
I think everyone thinks
that Khloé's so strong

that she can handle it all,
but I know that she's not,

and you're gonna break down at some point.

She feels inside so numb to the situation,

but it makes me sad 'cause I feel like
she's at home, like, crying about it,

and she doesn't want any
of us to see that she's sad.

And that's what makes me
get protective over her,

and wanna check on her.

Like, I don't know if I should,
like, unfollow Tristan again.

I don't wanna play that game,
like, publicly.

- And that's always how I feel.
- And then sometimes, I'm just like,

I want to also cleanse my palate,

and when is that time when we,
like, step into our siblings' lives,

and be like, "Okay, this isn't okay."

I feel like we always tiptoe
around each other's situations

'cause we just don't wanna meddle.

And I respect that no one came to me
during my marriage, and was like,

"Are you good?"

Everyone let me have my own journey,
and see that on my own,

and I appreciate that,

but sometimes, I, like,
look back, and I'm like,

"When do we jump in?"

Like, I just--
That's what I'm so unclear about

is, like, when--
- Well, now there's nothing to jump in on.

Like, now it is what it is.

What I have... frustrations about,

and it has nothing to do
with any of you guys,

it's just, like, it wasn't the first--
wasn't the first or second mistake.

I'm just exhausted.
I'm exhausted of dealing with everything,

so people might think
my approach is... crazy or weird,

and I'm definitely numb and all that,

but I'm also just--

I've done this so many times now.
It's like-- It's humiliating.

And what--
Like, there are no more tears left to cry.

That's the time that I wish someone
would've been like, "No."

- Yeah.
- "What do you mean?

"We've done this how many times?
No, you're not crazy.

Actually, you're [bleep] right."

Like--
- But if people knew what, what

my relationship really was like,

I think they would be like,

"How did this last this long?"
- Yeah.

- But I can live with myself
knowing that I tried

everything humanly possible--
- Yeah.

- to make a situation work,
and so, I could walk away...

- 100%. No, but guilt-free.
- ...being, like, absolutely guilt-free.

- Guilt-free.
- And I feel like you could at least say,

you had a family,
you tried everything in your might,

and you can look
your daughter in the face,

and say that, and then, you know?
- I know all that.

And I don't have any regret about that.

And it's the same thing
how I felt about Lamar.

Like, I gave it my all.
I've never felt guilty.

Same thing with Tristan.
I don't feel guilty.

Like, I believe in second, third,
fourth chances of everyone.

I want you to have that.
Me-- I want me.

I want someone to give me
the same grace I'm giving them.

- Totally.

- It's time to walk away,
and I don't feel guilty about it.

I tried so hard.

I'm fine.

Is it the most [bleep] up thing

that this has to happen so publicly
every [bleep] time in my life? Yes.

Is it so [bleep] up that society
blames me or women?

It's... disgusting,
and, like, deplorable of these people

to talk about other people like that.

Like, there's no empathy,
there's no compassion.

There's just no sense of humanity.

Like--

- I get it.
- If--

- You know what?
All of you [bleep] trolls on the internet,

that make Khloé feel like
the biggest piece of shit,

I will find each and every one of you,

and... not threaten you on TV,
but I-- It's wrong.

Like, it's so wrong

because you guys don't understand
that when you have a child,

you'll do anything to try to make it work,

and I'm so proud of who Khloé is

that she wanted to give
her relationship a second chance

even after he dogged her...
and embarrassed the shit outta her.

When the whole world is looking at you,

laughing at you,
calling you every name in the book,

do you know how hard that is?

That is 10 times harder to stay
in a situation than it is to leave.

We gotta give it to ourselves.

We are some strong... biatches.

- We are.

- We can deal with a lot,
and we should be proud.

- I'm so proud.

Thanks for coming over.
It's been [laughs] great.

♪ "Pressure" by BAYEM playing ♪

♪ I'm movin' on, but now
I'm stuck somewhere in the middle ♪

- Toodles.
- Toodles.

Love to love.
- Love to love.

♪ Pressure ♪

♪ I'm not the same, oh ♪

♪ Pressure ♪

♪ Crumbling under pressure ♪

♪ "Like A Marathon"
by Vanacore Music playing ♪

♪ Got no time to take it slow ♪

♪ Baby, I'm too busy ♪

♪ Imma win it ♪

- I think we blow it out,
make it, like, a really soft blowout.

HAIR STYLIST: 'Kay.
- 'Cause it's really just my photoshoot

for a personal Christmas card.

Christmas is the biggest
deal in our family,

and we try to do
a Christmas card every year.

My mom did that with us our whole lives,

and taking a family photo is
the most stressful time in my life,

like, no matter what.

Come here, girls.

In light of what happened
with Khloé and Tristan,

I'm trying to bring some happy,
joyful moments to all of us.

I feel like let's just...
try to have happy memories.

- Okay, Northy, I'm coming!

♪

KID: Ah!
KIM: Guys, guys, stop it, stop it.

Hey!

[indistinct chatter, yelling]

ChiChi, what did you do that for?

You can never predict
what our Christmas card

is gonna be like
because it's just so stressful.

Psalm, come on, let's go take a picture.

They always cry.
[crying]

Nobody gets along.

[indistinct yelling]

Most of the photos I saw were unusable

because North was sticking out
her middle finger.

And it's days like this when I really just
need to lock myself in the room by myself

for just a good 30 minutes.

Look at the lollipop, guys.
It's right there.

Yeah, it's a lot...
It's just a lot being a mom.

WOMAN:
Okay, we got it, we got it.

- Okay, we got it. High fives.

- Ah.

[camera clicks]

♪

♪

♪ I always CEO it ♪

♪ Watch the doors fly open ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Around the clock I'm workin' ♪

♪ When I sleep, I'm earnin' ♪

SCOTT: Oh, Khlo!
PERSON: Hi, Khloé.

- Hi, guys.
- A lady in black. I've never seen this.

- What?
- You look gorgeous.

- Oh, get outta here. Hi.
- Well, you do.

- I'm so exhausted
from all of these emotions.

Like... I cannot believe
this is happening... again.

I sorta need to get out of the house,

and gonna go hang out with Scott,
and be with my nieces and nephews

because Scott makes me laugh.

SCOTT:
Hi, Raymond.

[both speaking gibberish]

- Look how cute you are!

Where you going?
On-- To a fashion show?

- No.

- Guys, have you been getting

hundreds on all of your tests?

- Yes--
- And straight A's?

- Yes--
- No.
- Good kids.

- No, you haven't. Have you?
- One for you and one for you.

- What kind of tests are you taking?
- Ah. My kids are straight-A students.

- What grade are you in?
- First.

- How old are you?
- Seven.

- Oh my. What's your IQ?

- I have no idea what that means.

SCOTT:
P, you wanna go on the tramp?

Come on, guys.
REIGN: Everybody, on the tramp!

KHLOÉ:
I thought this was gone ages ago.

- Why? This wasn't just for the party.
This is for them to skateboard on.

KHLOÉ:
Oh my gosh. He's gonna
fly over that thing one day.

- Hopefully he makes it to the pool.

- Oh my god.
- So, could I assume

that this is the last
of last chances for Mr. T?

- Yeah.
- I mean, I just worry about you.

- I'm fine.

It's just a different world
that we live in.

- Is that what it is?
The generations are different?
- It's just a different era. I guess.

People's moral compass is, like--
- There isn't one.

- Right, so they're-- It's broken.
[kids laughing]

- Do you feel like, who knows if you'll
ever find anybody that you can trust?

- No, I think we totally
can find people we can trust.

- Yeah, no, I get it.

I just can't imagine,

like, opening up myself to somebody,

and then down the road, like,
you just find out they're--

- Well, they say you never
love the same way twice.
- completely different people.

- And I think you say that because--
- Ah.

- you become scarred, or--
- Oh.

And then, like, you're trained.
- Like, there's trauma, so--

Yeah, you're trained to just
love people differently.

- And, I mean, Kim found a guy
who's a great guy.

He's so sweet.

Like, does so much. Like--
- Yeah, he's so sweet.

- picked us up
from the airport the other day,

like, had her-- the coffee she wanted,

had a coffee for me.
- Oh my god.

- I didn't wanna tell him
it was completely wrong one.

He's just a, a great person.

- That's so nice.

- And, like, you can tell he cares
about people's feelings.

He was supposed
to come over here, actually.

Wonder where he is.

- Oh my gosh, are you and Pete besties?
- Mm-hm.

- Oh, good.
- Bunk beds, whole thing.

- Oh my god.
- We have the best time together.

- I'm happy that she has someone that's--
- But it's nice that--

- nice to her, and, like--
- Right.

- caters to her.
- Yeah.

Think she hasn't had that
in a really long time.

- No, but it's also just
he makes her laugh.
- And--

- I, like-- Everyone needs that.
- No, it's really cute.

She's so different, too, in front of him.

She, like, says, like, slang.
Like, young slang words--

- Oh my god.
- Like, she's like,
"Yo, like, you [bleep]."

I'm like, "What?"
- Oh my god.

Pete is so sweet.

I don't know him really, really well,

but from what I do know,
I think it's really drama-free.

It's really easy.

And I think that's something
that's the end goal.

Everyone wants that fairytale.
Everyone wants the happily ever after.

I think that's the hope...
Love shouldn't be this hard.

SCOTT: Oh, this is good.
[Khloé laughing]

Let me see a flip.

- No, flips are dangerous.

Oh my gosh. You're going to, like--

- This kid's a risk-taker.

See that? That's an animal.
- Yeah, this is normal.

- Yeah, Raymond!

Yeah, Ray!
- Oh my god.

- Yeah, Ray! Ooh, get that.
Raymond, Raymond, yeah! Raymond!

You got that?

Somebody?

♪

♪ It's a good, good life ♪

♪ It's a good, good life ♪

♪ It's a good, good life ♪

- Mom, Travis asked me if I would
marry him once a month for the next year.

- Oh, wow. Like, for real?
I-- You know, I can--
- For real.

actually, marry somebody legally.

- Like, we just have
a celebration at weddings.

- I never was that girl who had,
like, the vision of the wedding,

or thought about getting married.

- We could do a wedding special.

We could even get Wolfgang Puck,

and mini crème brulées,
and cacio e pepe.

How do you spell cacio e pepe?

- Sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm gonna pay attention
to you guys right now.

That was so much fun, you guys,

doing that song
in the studio and recording.

It wasn't work.

- Everyone in my studio said that was
their favorite day at my studio as well,

by the way.
KRIS: Oh my god.

KOURTNEY: Really?
TRAVIS: That was so fun, yeah.

- We have the final version
of "Jingle Bells"--

- You do?
- with, with the drums.

- Oh my god.
- Queue it up.

Queue it up.
- And, of course, my jingle bells.

- Yes, please.
- So, this is the first time

you're gonna hear--
- Woo!

- Kris Jenner's "Jingle Bells."

- Ladies and gentlemen.

[song plays]
KRIS: Can we start over,
and go just a little faster?

TRAVIS: Ready?
KRIS: Here we go.

♪ Dashing through the snow
on a one-horse open sleigh ♪

♪ O'er the fields we go,
laughing all the way ♪

[laughs]
♪ Bells on bobtails ring ♪

♪ Making spirits bright ♪

♪ What fun it is to ride and sing ♪

♪ A sleighing song tonight, oh ♪

Oh my god, I am loving this!

My song sounds so good,

and I've loved spending time
in the studio with Kourtney and Travis.

I pretty much love any time
I can spend quality time with my kids.

And by the way, Travis,

if you ever need a backup singer,
or maybe a lead singer,

[softly]
just call me. Call me.

- Here's your big solo
right here at the end. Watch.

KRIS: ♪ Horse open sleigh ♪
- Baby.

[bells ringing]
KRIS: ♪ Woo ♪

Yes! Woo!

KOURTNEY:
So good.

And he had this guy come in
who plays piano and sax.

- That was so good. Thank you, Trav.
COREY: And the dru-- the beats,

and the drums was excellent.

- Everything. We put all real
music under her vocal, though.

You usually don't start
a song with vocals--

- But you don't know a Christmas song
that can thump like that.

That sounded great.
- No.

- The saxophone player was like,
"You killed it on the jingle bells,"

like to me.

And I was like,
"Oh my god. Of course, I did."

And then Travis was like,
"I redid your jingle bells."

KRIS:
I love it so much.

Maybe we could start a band,
and call it, like, Blink 166.

[laughing]

- For your age?
- For my age.

[laughing]
- Oh my god.

- And maybe I'll have to go on tour,
and do live performances.

- Can y'all get a Billboard Award?
- Stop it.

[laughing]

♪

♪ melancholy music playing ♪

♪ You ring the bell, no one's home ♪

♪ Apologize for my actions ♪

♪ Just needed time alone ♪

- I am packing up some
of Tristan's clothes.

This house was supposed to be
mine, and Tristan, and True's home

that we were supposed
to have our family in.

♪

It's really disappointing,
and it's heartbreaking.

♪ Show me a sign I can't ignore ♪

♪ I can't ignore ♪

When somethin' bad happens,

I just become more of a recluse,
and I just need alone time.

I have people in my face
all the [bleep] time.

Whether it be construction,
or crews, or whatever.

You don't-- I need just the time.

I wanted to believe that
Tristan could change.

I wanted to trust him,

and to believe that True and I
were worth him changing for.

- Try this one on.
- I love you.

But... that's just life.

Things just don't always go
the way that we hope and plan.

♪ Walkin' out to my doorstep ♪

♪ In the bell no one tolled ♪

♪ "Break" by Party Nails playing ♪

♪ Just where you are ♪

♪ Why won't you let me know ♪

♪ And I can feel it break ♪

♪ Collapsin' under weight ♪

PERSON:
I'll walk you over.

- We're here at our Hulu photoshoot,
and Khloé hasn't really left the house.

I am surprised, but then I'm not
that Khloé is here today.

Hey, Khlo, can I talk to you for a sec?

She's such a professional,
but she must be, like, dying inside.

She gets really embarrassed,
like, if people are looking at her,

even the people working here.

She just doesn't wanna deal,

but I am a little worried about her.

[grunts]

Um... have you talked to Tristan?

- I called him, and just like,
"What do you have to say?"

And it was more yelling on my end,

but him talking, trying to plead his case.

I mean, it's... there's not much,

like, to talk about... in my opinion.

I'm just like, "Oh, this is a joke.

"It's gross. It's a joke.
It's embarrassing. It's... disgusting.

We're all over it."

I'm like, "I didn't buy tickets
to this [bleep] circus,

"but somehow I'm watching all
these clowns act out in front of me.

I want a refund. Return to sender.
I don't wanna be at this show."

- Yeah.

- Somehow the clowns keep comin'
back in this [bleep] clown car.

- Seriously.

- And no matter what he says,
nothing's gonna give me

the answers that I'm looking for,
or the closure.

True FaceTimes him every night.

I don't speak. He talks to True,

and True will never know
anything's wrong in my book ever.

- Yeah.
- I've done this before.

I know how to do it.
- Yeah.

He finally was like,
"You know what? I gotta go to therapy.

I gotta look within myself.
I gotta start fixing myself."

And then you do, and it's, like, too late.

That's just, like, sad.
- That's right.

- You know?
- No, it is sad.

I'm like, "Wow, you really just
like [bleep] up your life."

- And he's still doing
the same things knowing like--

If that were me, and I was really
trying to, like, redeem myself,

and I was trying to be a better person,

I would definitely just keep
my dick in my pants.

- You would think.

You either wear a condom,
get a vasectomy,

or you don't [bleep] random people
that you meet in other states.

It's not, like, rocket science.

- Tristan is her best friend,
was her best friend,

and she's gonna miss her best friend.

She's gonna miss the thought
and the hope of them coming together.

And it's gonna be an adjustment,

especially when you have kids,

and you have no choice
but to take the high road,

even if it kills you.

- It's just a disappointment.
- It is,

but it's also should be such
a moment of clarity for you.

- Oh, no, no, no.

- 'Cause I would just--
- That's-- There's no blurred lines.

Nothing's gray.

I'm grateful for the clarity.

I'm also-- I feel vindicated in a way

because I kept saying,
"You guys, something's not right here."

And everyone kept saying,

"No, it's 'cause you're
so damaged from before."

- But even your house.
Like, you were like,

"I want it to be my house."

- Remember when he said
he wanted to split--

- The house with you.
- the down payment,

and I said, "I don't want to."

- Yeah, like, this is something--
- And, And Mom was like,

"Let him do it. It's-- He wants to do it."

I said, "I don't want to.
It's my house. I want this for me."

I will push through
anything and everything,

just like I have in the past.

Like, I'm not someone
that sits in my sorrow,

and makes that the rest of my life.

- So, everyone has a lesson,

and this one, you know,
unfortunately, cost him his family.

- Yeah.

My family, each sibling, my mom,
we are each other's soulmates,

and without them...
I don't know how I would survive.

Just makes you feel like
you can do anything,

and no matter what you go through,
you're gonna be okay.

One day, I will have
the fairytale that I hope to have.

♪

KRIS:
Today's shoot for Hulu
is a really big deal.

I do hate that this is
all happening in Khloé's life

right around the holidays,

but we always come together,
and we're gonna be here for her.

Khloé, you look beautiful.

♪ "Brighter Days"
by Blessing Offor playing ♪

♪ I swear that love
will find you in your pain ♪

- I have had a lotta disappointment
when it comes to Tristan,

and I just want to protect myself.

You know, you can't make people
do right by you,

but you have the power... to decide

when you're not gonna let
people do you wrong anymore.

Enough is enough.

PHOTOGRAPHER:
On the count of three. One, two, three.

I'm gonna do one more right after this.

- Should we do, like, a silly one?
PHOTOGRAPHER: Yes, please.

♪ Times like these ♪

KOURTNEY:
I am in one of the best places

I've ever been in my life,

and I'm focusing on now,
and on the future.

I wanna show this
beautiful relationship that I'm in.

♪ I know there's gonna
be some brighter days ♪

♪ I swear that love
will find you in your pain ♪

♪ I feel it in me like
the beating of life in my veins ♪

♪ I know there's gonna
be some brighter days ♪

KYLIE:
I am very excited to have another baby.

My life is about to change
for the second time.

I love how our family is always changing.

♪ Oh, if your walls are crashing down ♪

♪ Oh, if your heart just
cries too loud all the time ♪

KENDALL:
Our family is definitely not perfect.

Living life so publicly can definitely be
a bit challenging at times.

We always go through
a lot of ups and downs,

but we're gonna have
each other's back no matter what.

♪ I swear that love
will find you in your pain ♪

♪ I feel it in me like
the beating of life in my veins ♪

KIM:
Life is changing, and like,

everyone can feel it,
everyone can sense it,

but it just gives me the hope
that I could be happy again.

And that's all you can ask for
when you're in situations like this.

Like, I went to this dinner
the other night, and everyone's like,

"So, what are you gonna do
when you're done with law school?"

And I said, "Go to med school."

And they were like, "Oh my god, for real?"
And I go, "Yeah, for real."

And then I was like,
"Wait, I might want to."

Just kidding.

But there is something, like,
a fire inside of me, like, almost.

Do you dare even light the fire?

Because once it gets lit,
like, you can't put it out.

PHOTOGRAPHER: Two, three.
[camera clicks]

Woo!

PERSON: We are good, yes. All right.
- Thank you.

♪ I know there's gonna
be some brighter days ♪

KRIS:
We have been incredibly blessed

with this amazing show that we do,
and being able to film.

And I'm trying to raise my kids,
and work hard,

and create a career for my children,
and live a happy life.

See everybody tomorrow.
PERSON: Bye, Kris. Have a good one.

- Hold on. [bleep]. What's happening?

Oh, [bleep].

Oh my god.

If you could see
what's going on in my family.

♪ "Speedster" by
Lester Fitzpatrick playing ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ We gon' bring it
to the top with this one ♪

♪ No stopping us ♪

♪ Shout out to my girl,
shout out to the world ♪

♪ There's no stopping us ♪

♪ Shots 'til we drop, we all goin' crazy ♪

♪ Tonight is a time that we gon' be hazy ♪

♪ Light flashin',
we trappin', we stackin' ♪

♪ It's goin' down tonight ♪

♪ Don't stop 'til the music stop ♪

♪

♪ Don't stop 'til the music stop ♪

♪ It's going down tonight ♪

♪ Don't stop 'til the music stop ♪

♪

♪ Don't stop 'til the music stop ♪

♪ It's goin' down tonight ♪

- Pete, come here. You have to meet Paxy.

Paxy has worked with me as audio,

14 years from
Keeping Up with the Kardashians.

She knows everything about me.
[Paxy laughs]

She's probably seen my vagina.

- Not more than you,

[Paxy laughs]
but she's, but she's probably seen it.

- What? You haven't seen my vagina?

- We'll get there.

Takes time to warm up--

to seeing my vagina.

But you could look on the internet.

[laughing]
I'm just kidding.