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♪ No stoppin' us ♪

KIM: Previously on The Kardashians...

I am so excited that I got the cover of Sports Illustrated.

KOURTNEY: Holy guacamole!

- Sports Illustrated is the best cover ever.

[both squealing]

KYLIE: I am very excited to have another baby.

- Maybe it's time to have a baby.

[coughs]

KENDALL: Guess what, Mom? - What?

- It's my life.

- What's going on with you and Tristan?

How are you guys doing? - Good.

I cannot wait for summertime when Tristan gets back.

Tristan and I are doing really well.

There's just, like, a breath of fresh air.

- It's, like, so pretty.

Oh, what a dream.

KIM: Oh my gosh!

Pete has got to be the best human being I've ever met.

And it feels like this is a dream come true.

♪ Here we come ♪

♪

♪ I'm all or nothin' ♪

♪ I make the rules, I make the game ♪

♪

♪

♪ Nothin' controllin' me ♪

♪ I'm goin' up, I'm goin' up ♪

KIM: Oh my gosh! OLIVIA PIERSON: Ohh, shut up.

- These are my favorite. - Are they?

- You have no idea. We went to the movies in Staten Island,

and all I wanted was Dibs.

I'm obsessed with Dibs, but you can only get them at, like... - Oh my god.

- ...gas stations these days. - Yeah.

KIM: So, Pete and I have been dating for a few months.

We're doing really, really good.

Pete said, "I'm gonna grow on you. Just, just wait."

[producer laughs] He's like, "You're, you're gonna--"

He knew.

He's like, "I give it four months in, and you're gonna be obsessed."

And I was like, "Okay... We'll see."

I don't know if that's any of your business.

This is when I will budge on being a vegan.

OLIVIA: Oh my god.

I'm so impressed.

- I swear, it's, like, the cutest littlest things.

- I know, ugh... I can't get over how sweet this was.

- But is it sweet? Or is it, like, being a dick?

Because I have a swimsuit shoot and I shouldn't have eaten that.

[Olivia laughs]

Thanks, asshole.

♪

♪ Can't stop, just get with it ♪

♪ Yeah, you know I'm winnin' ♪

- Oh, nice.

Just about to eat lunch with Stephanie.

I'll call you on my drive to pick up Penelope.

I love you.

Hi. - Hi. [laughs] Hi.

- How are you?

I don't know if I'm gonna regret this lunch choice.

I have to eat quail eggs every day, too.

- Why? - For baby-making.

- Why can't you just eat a regular egg?

- I don't know.

- They're cute and small. It's weird, though.

- Quail eggs supposedly are useful when trying to have a baby,

but I'm not sure if that's, like, documented online.

I haven't looked it up.

- So, how's filming going?

Is Travis filming and stuff? - Yeah.

We, like, film and have the best time ever.

And then, we've been watching the edits, and we're just so annoyed

because they're, like, swirling us in with this drama.

- Like Scott drama? - Mm-hm.

Especially when I saw my engagement episode,

editors or whoever is, like, taking it as like, "Let's take Kourtney.

She's the chosen one to be the drama."

While shooting our show, we are all executive producers,

so we get to see cuts of the show, and give... notes on episodes,

and make sure that our stories are being told.

I am in one of the best places I've ever been in my life,

and it's time for our show to catch up.

That night, I wasn't like, God, everyone's such [bleep] assholes

for bringing up this. - Yeah.

- 'Cause it wasn't a part of the night.

- Yeah. - It was, like, two seconds of the night.

I didn't even remember it

until I saw the cut of the episode.

- Do you have sympathy for Scott at all?

- Yeah. - 'Cause it doesn't feel like you do.

KOURTNEY: It's enabling this old narrative,

and buying into something that just doesn't really exist.

It should be an empowering episode about me

getting out of toxic relationships,

and really having this, like, fairy tale love story that is my reality.

It wasn't, like, 50% of the night

like it's made to be...

- Made to look, yeah. - ...on, like, an episode.

- Yeah. Well, that's good for at least, for your life.

- Yeah, if I remind myself.

I wish they would take that out, and put it in the next episode,

and give us our respect.

So, it's like, let us have our moment. - Yes.

Yeah, this story for you was like, you were in a shitty relationship,

and now you're in a great one,

and the great one should be focused on. - Right.

And I'm like, "Why is the fairy tale not being told,

like the true fairy tale that it is?"

I don't wanna be insensitive,

but, like, what you said to me on the phone, and you're like,

"Why isn't everyone empowering you, and, like, celebrating that you've, like,

"done all this work for, like, years,

and now have this relationship that I deserve." - This healthy relationship.

- Right, like, something healthy. - Yeah.

- Like, how could this be taken negatively?

'Cause we didn't realize we're, like, filming,

and then everyone's commenting on us.

- If I were someone watching the show, and I watched it,

I would obviously be asking those same questions like,

"Oh shit. Is Scott-- Like, what's Scott gonna say?"

That's like-- I understand that that's a normal thought.

- Right. Mm-hm.

- But I think like we were talking about,

like, out of, like, respect for Travis

and out of respect for, like,

you being able to come out of that place in your life.

I don't wanna harp on this storyline anymore.

- Mm-hm. - Like, it's done.

- It's all good.

- Is it-- Isn't it all good? - It is all good.

Like, we've been broken up for seven years.

I'm allowed to create new memories.

- 110%. - And a new-- new ways of doing things.

- 110%.

Like, I started writing my speech for your wedding,

like, literally two years ago. - Oh my god.

- And I want people to feel that.

[dog barking]

♪

♪ Tell 'em what you want ♪

♪ Tell 'em what you want ♪

♪ Ooh, la, la, la, la ♪

♪

♪ We want to ♪

- We just landed in the D.R., and I have to go straight to work.

While I'm here, I have the Sports Illustrated shoot,

and I have a full SKIMS campaign.

We're launching SKIMS Swim. It's game time.

We have so much to do, and it's gonna be exhausting,

but... it's gonna be amazing.

Hi... How are you? - This is M.J. Day.

- So nice to meet you. - Hi.

I'm all about trying everything

'cause happy accidents are, like, half of what we end up running with. KIM: Totally.

- Ohh. Ohh!

I, I love it!

♪

The top is insane, too. WOMAN: Yeah.

- Like, definitely bucket list type shit.

KIM: I'm just trying to really

live in the moment of how cool it is

that I am doing a Sports Illustrated shoot.

I'm gonna soak up this moment.

[sneezes]

I am feeling like I'm getting a sore throat,

so I'm starting to freak out a little bit.

I'll never, like... not show up to work,

but I think my body's drained a little bit.

♪

I'm really tired. - You definitely have to sleep.

- Yeah, I-- Yeah, I'm gonna try to.

I mean, obviously, I'm super stressed.

So, I took a COVID test, and it's not COVID,

so I am gonna shoot tomorrow.

I don't know what else to do. I have to push through.

We all flew out here. We're all ready to go.

I just have to work, and try to focus. - Oh my gosh.

- And just try to get some sleep.

- Definitely sleep. - And pray for the best.

That's all I can do. - Yeah.

- Go to sleep, and pray for the best 'cause we have an amazing shoot tomorrow.

- Yeah, can't wait. It's gonna all come together. It's so cool.

♪ upbeat music playing ♪

♪ Ha ha ♪

♪ Yeah, come on ♪

♪ Come on ♪

- What do you get here?

- Well, I'm gonna get an artichoke today...

- Nice. - ...'cause that sounds good.

And I always get the

[mispronouncing] cacio e pepe.

Cacio pepe. Poopooche de poopoo.

- What the [bleep] is that? - I don't know.

It's, like, pasta with... pepe. [laughs] I don't know.

- What's a pepe? - A pepe?

Can I ask you a question? - Yeah.

- How do you say... [mispronouncing] cacio e pepe?

- Cacio --

- Cacio e pepe.

- Yeah, I just fake it. I'm not Italian. KRIS: Cacio e -- [laughs].

- She's clearly not either. [laughing]

KRIS: That looks beautiful.

KHLOÉ: Hi, thank you. - My goodness.

KHLOÉ: I'm excited.

Good American, we're doing our open casting again

we do every year. - Oh my goodness. I love that.

- I love it, and it's such a good time to, like, get to know all the girls,

and just to meet all these people, and-- - Really fun.

- How are you and Corey? - Good... Really good.

- Good.

- He's been so amazing moving into the house

because he really handles everything. There's so much security.

- Is he, like, your head of security? - Basically. [chuckles]

I love that side of him because he's always really protective.

- Mom... I've heard from so many people that you're secretly married.

- No, I'm not secretly married.

- Let me see your hands.

Mm, looks like it. - Stop.

You think I'm gonna get married and not have a big-ass party?

- 1,000%. I think you're gonna-- you guys are gonna just sneak it on by.

I've heard from four different people.

- No, Khloé, I'm not secretly married.

I swear to God on all my kids and Daddy. - Okay.

- I'm gonna be honest with you,

all Tristan talks to me about sometimes is getting married.

- Yeah, he talks about it all the time, but I'm like--

- He's always talking about how much he wants to make sure

that he regains that trust that he knows that he lost,

like a new fresh start. - Chapter. Totally. And I think we both do.

I think we both are excited for this

and get out of that toxic place we were in.

I believe people should have multiple chances in life.

I... I do, but it takes work, and it takes time,

and everyone just has to be patient, and... not everyone is.

I love marriage. I believe in marriage. I take it very seriously.

I don't just think people should go and get married

because it's a Tuesday and they're bored.

I know what marriage is about.

- Right. - I love being married.

- You are the best wife. You really are. - Thank you. I love being married.

- You are the perfect person to be married.

- I'm not with Tristan to just float around with Tristan.

I mean, marriage is the end goal,

but right now, I still think there's... just work to be done with him and I both.

Marriage is definitely not easy.

- Yeah.

♪

♪

♪ Leavin' it all on, on the floor ♪

♪ When you live like this, and you're livin' like this ♪

♪ Everybody's beggin' for ♪

KOURTNEY: Where's Benny?

So, I'm about to meet with Benny Drama,

who does, like, spoof videos of me and my family.

He's been doing them for years,

and I have invited him over to do a video for Poosh

of him, like, taking over my house.

- Welcome to Kourtney's house.

KOURTNEY: And I'm super excited.

BENNY DRAMA: Welcome to my home. Oh my god!

- I was like, "Are you gonna be dressed like me?"

I wasn't sure. A widow's peak? - No, literally, I should've.

No, I should've. I should've drawn it on. - You should've.

I love that Benny can make fun of us in a way without crossing a line.

- I wanna mosh, Trav.

Welcome to our new show on Hulu.

It's so different from Keeping Up.

It's on Hulu.

We ride at dawn.

Travis, come on.

- I mean, it's, like, an exaggerated Kourtney.

- The Poosh Word of the Day is anarchy.

- But also, things that I don't even ever do.

Like, I've never done, like... this, like.

"Trav," you know, "let's mosh."

I heard that you will not get a nice wig made for me.

That you have to draw on the widow's peak. BENNY: I have to draw on the widow's peak.

KOURTNEY: Yeah. BENNY: Well, I'm seeing it in person,

and it's really not-- I'm being ridiculous.

- When I saw you at Simon's wedding, I was definitely drunk,

but my Poosh team was like,

"I'm so impressed

"that you remembered to say to Benny

"when you saw him drunk at the wedding

- that you actually asked him to do this Poosh thing."

- I loved it. I was like, "She's a businesswoman.

Absolutely." - She's-- That's such a Kris Jenner move.

- Okay, so tell me about-- - Poosh?

- Poosh, yes.

Tell me about the full-- Yeah, I'm excited.

- Um, you're gonna kill it.

Every year, we do a Poosh Your Wellness virtual festival.

I really wanted to do something fun for Poosh,

where we're not taking ourselves too seriously,

so I asked Benny to make a spoof video for Poosh.

It's a way to kick off our festival.

Our thought was like, what if you take over my house?

- Yeah. - Like, get in my bed,

play in my closet, make yourself a matcha.

- Yeah, do Pilates. Mm-hm. - Do Pilates.

- Have you, like, blasting punk rock music.

- Oh my god, doing Pilates. - And then just slaying. Mosh Pilates.

- Ooh, yes. - Yeah, and then,

we were talking about, like,

you... kind of being one step behind me the whole time--

- But I miss you? - Yeah, you miss me,

so then you go up, and it's like I've left a mess. - That's so good.

- And you're just like, "What's going on?"

[laughing] Like, yeah.

And I wake up next to Travis in bed.

- And be like-- - And I'm like, "Morning, babe."

Is he here? Travis? - No.

Should I see if he's, if he's nearby? - [laughs] Travis, where are you?

KOURTNEY: It's gonna be so good.

♪ "Glow Up" by LDYJ playing ♪

♪

- Yeah, these are so good.

- You're not worried about going through or anything like that?

- No. I mean, 'cause I would be probably braless and give a little.

- Are you braless under that? - Sometimes.

- Really? - If it's white, like, I like a little

sneak peek.

Good American is five years old now, which is crazy to me.

It will always be my very first baby.

Almost everything Good American is from my previous journey.

- We were gonna talk a little bit about Good 90's today 'cause this is probably,

like, the best fit that we've done all year.

- Still think there's a way to make these a little more tailored.

We don't sell to retailers that won't buy the entire size range

because when I used to shop at department stores with my sisters,

I would be ushered up to the attic to go find my size when I was much larger.

With Good American,

you have to carry the full-size range, and you can't separate them.

There's no plus-size section, petite section. It's one section.

And if people don't... agree to that, then they can't carry the brand.

So, the next I'm seeing you is open casting.

- Open casting, and then we have a shoot one week after.

- Every year since we've started Good American,

we do an open casting call.

We find new girls for our Good Squad.

And our Good Squad is essentially a group of girls

that model for Good American.

Do we have an idea of how many people are going to come?

- I mean, look, there's

tens of thousands of people that enter, so I never know.

- And then we're gonna meet with, like, 250, 300 girls?

- Yeah. - And then we cut it down to what?

- I reckon we should go down to, like, five

because you're gonna have 250 in each of those states,

and then we gotta, like, whittle down. - Right.

When we select our Good American models,

they have the potential to participate in

billboards, commercials, everything Instagram.

I love just, like, the eclectic bunch that we get.

All different walks of life. - Yeah.

- We were the first website ever to have three different models:

petite, regular, and plus size.

You can look at how it looks on a plus-size person.

You have to do extra photography, extra photoshopping, extra clothing,

but if you look at other big brands, they're now having different size models

model their clothes on e-com. You're welcome.

- You don't think that girls are running away from skinny anytime soon?

- No... I'm still-- I'm like, listen-- - You're still keeping skinny jeans alive.

- As long as I can fit in them, I'm still wearin' the skinny jeans.

EMMA GREDE: We'll be doing skinny jeans until we die.

KHLOÉ: I-- Thank god.

♪

♪ Just bring it on ♪

♪ You got it ♪

[indistinct chatter]

♪ You got it ♪

♪ Be fierce, be bold, just break the mold ♪

KIM: So, I'm here for the Sports Illustrated cover shoot tomorrow,

but I'm also here to do a SKIMS swimwear campaign.

And even though I'm feeling sick, I'm gonna get all of this done

because when I commit myself to something,

I will give, like, 150% of myself, and I'll never disappoint anyone.

♪ Let's go, you know you got it ♪

♪ Show off the walk, you got it ♪

♪ That style's so fresh, you got it ♪

Thank you.

- Thank you.

[sniffles]

- Can I also get the little ice cream in the red box?

Thank you. [laughing]

Usually after a shoot, I go through, like, In-N-Out,

and get ice cream or something. - Yeah.

- So, I have a new tradition

where I'm just gonna eat Dibs before a shoot.

French fries, pasta, and do it all.

- Are you nervous about any part of the SI shoot?

- Not really.

- Do you think about anything people will say about you being on the cover?

Like, haters, or-- - What could they hate on?

- Exactly. - Like, "You're a loser

that you're working."

OLIVIA: "And you're on the cover-- - Yeah, then you're on--

the cover of a magazine, you know?

Like-- Oh, thank you. - I know.

- So fancy.

Can't stop eating these.

It was just such a cute gesture from Pete. OLIVIA: Sweet.

- Totally.

I feel like, he's, like, not just that kind of guy in a honeymoon phase.

I feel like he's gonna be like that, like, for a long time.

- He's totally like that. - Yeah, but that's who he is.

- Just even, like, little things, you know, that he's gotten me

that are just really thoughtful. NATALIE HALCRO: Yeah.

- Pete is such a good, good person.

I can't even explain it. Like, he just has the best heart,

and always, like, thinks of the small things.

One time, Pete was like,

"Babe, let's go get some ice cream at Thrifty."

And I was like,

"Oh my god, you are making me

so [bleep] horny. Rite Aid? Thrifty?"

It was literally, like, one of the best nights of my life.

I just want a drama-free life.

And it's like there's always headlines, and this, and this, and this.

Even if there's things that are inaccurate,

it's not like I can get out there, and be like,

"Hey, this is wrong, this is wrong, this is wrong.

This is what happened. This is what--" - Right.

- It's like, at the end of the day,

that'll just be another story and another thing,

and I just want it to go away. - Right.

- I never want the person that I'm dating to be,

like, subjected to public scrutiny just because we're dating.

He knows what he's getting himself into, obviously,

but I'm trying to minimize any tabloid drama.

I just wanna have a good next few days.

FRIENDS: I know. - Sleep, focus,

and I can't believe I [bleep] ate that whole thing of Dibs.

[laughing]

But I did, and now I'm gonna go to bed.

- Yeah, perfect.

- 'Cause I'm sick, and I cannot be sick for my shoot tomorrow.

Should we say good night to the moon?

So, you're supposed to, like, look into it and manifest.

- You're supposed to go, "Ahh!"

[laughing]

[yelling]

[indistinct chatter]

♪

♪

♪

♪ Eyes on me, keep on dancin', it's a good time ♪

♪ And we'll keep on goin', and we'll never stop ♪

- Hello. Hi, babe. KOURTNEY: Oh my god.

Stop! - It's like lookin' in a mirror.

Well, you look beautiful. - Hi. Is this your Pilates outfit?

- Yeah, this is just my Pilates 'fit with my Doc Martens.

- Today is a big day.

Benny Drama is here to shoot our Poosh video,

and I'm so happy.

- I can't stop flipping this hair.

- Oh my god, I love it. - Wait, Kourt,

do you do this all day with your bob?

- Flip? - Yeah.

- No. - The power.

- No, but I... I can start.

- Okay, well, you finish glam.

- Okay. I'm excited for you. - You finished your breakfast?

- I'm gonna, like, harass you all day. - I'm so excited. Please, I live here now.

- I love it. - I love it.

- Bye! - Love you, baby.

- Bye, doll. - Bye, doll.

♪ "New New" by MIZZI playing ♪

♪ Oh yeah, I'm the freshest ♪

♪ What you got, what you got ♪

- Can I just tell you that you've sold 37,000 pairs of these last month,

so just wear the shorts, Khlo. [laughs]

- No, we sold 37,000 pairs of them,

so once you wear them,

- we'll sell 50,000 pairs a month. - I was like,

I don't think I've ever worn these shorts before.

KHLOÉ: We do about four to six photoshoots a year

for Good American that I'm involved in.

- Next outfit!

KHLOÉ: Every new season, we do big campaign imagery.

EMMA: Oh, these are very nice.

This is so hot here on the side.

EMMA: I think that Sasha would be

very satisfying to be in bed with

'cause she's like, "Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!"

So pretty.

You got it.

KHLOÉ: Let's... hurry this up. EMMA: Let's hurry this the [bleep] up.

Why, 'cause you can't wait to get back on the set, the show. - G-Gotta get home.

Emma and I are huge multitaskers,

so even though I'm on set for a Good American photoshoot,

we are also whittling down our open casting call.

- We've seen 5,000 girls.

All right, 5,000 girls in eight different cities.

This is the shortlist.

- What pretty girls.

- They are such pretty girls. - Yeah.

- And a boy. Mm-hm. - Oh, yes.

When I was a kid, the people that I saw on fashion magazines

were all pretty similar,

but I never felt like there was someone that looked like me.

And I love that we try to be so diverse, and inclusive of all women,

so somebody looks at our ads, and says, "Hey, that looks like me."

I think she's interesting. - Mm-hm. Me too.

- I think her, her, her-- - Mm-hm, mm-hm.

- her, and I kinda like her. - Me too. She's in my top four.

All right, so in your hand

are the girls.

You hold the keys to the kingdom right there.

You're puttin' these girls on a plane.

- Oh my god, we are? - Yeah.

For real. - I, I like it.

- Me too. - Strong.

♪

-♪ Tell me what you need ♪ -♪ What you need, girl ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ I know you feel the same ♪

♪ Let's get crazy ♪

- [gasps] Oh, I love being in this closet.

Honey, we've got an obsession, babes.

Literally, we gotta scale back on Mickeys.

I'm in Kourtney's house dressed as her.

This is heaven.

Okay, bridal. MAN: Okay, perfect.

- Okay, hello, stunning.

Hello, thread count. Yes, Kourt.

I just love you so much. Bonnie and Clyde, baby,

Sid and Nancy, Jack and Sally, and it's us against the world.

Gang-gang. We ride at dawn.

Baby, it's me... Kourtney.

It's very surreal to spend the day with someone

that you've done videos of for so long.

[indistinct chatter]

I did her morning routine.

What I've done is obviously ridiculous,

but I feel like Kourtney's core spirit, uh, is definitely a part of my video.

- Are you excited for Poosh Your-- What is it? Poosh Your Wellness?

Why did I, like, have a blank? [laughing]

Are-- [laughs]

Are you excited for Poosh Your Wellness 2022?

It's all about future you. - You're kidding.

You're looking at future you right now, girl.

- Exactly. I am.

- So, get ready to just Poosh Your Wellness.

- Poosh it, baby.

- We kiss. [laughing]

A lot of dreams came true today, but, um, definitely very meta.

And that's what me and Kourtney like to do.

We like to play with the metaverse.

- Oh, let's zip you up. - [gasps] Just this little.

- Does it fit? - Oh. [gasps]

It fits perfectly.

- What are you doing here?

I thought I told you never to come here again.

DIRECTOR: Cut.

- Hey. [laughing]

Kourtney, you're an actress. That was incredible.

She was amazing.

She got it in one take. She's a one-take wonder.

So, yeah, Kourtney's a total professional.

- How do we rock out?

[laughs]

Here's the proof that I am and will forever be the funny one.

BENNY: I thought we were really good.

♪ "Throw It Down" by Go Live Gang playing ♪

♪ Throw it down, pick it up ♪ ♪ Throw it down, pick it up ♪

♪ Now pick it up, throw it down ♪ ♪ Now pick it up, throw it down ♪

♪ Pick it up, throw it down ♪ ♪ Pick it up, throw it down ♪

♪ Throw it down, pick it up ♪ ♪ Throw it down, pick it up ♪

♪ Throw it down, pick it up ♪ ♪ Throw it down, pick it up ♪

♪ Pick it up, throw it down ♪ ♪ Pick it up, throw it down ♪

- [sighs] This is a car.

- I know. Remember when G-Wagons used to look like this?

- I know. This is like a blast from the past, this car.

- Isn't it crazy? I love it.

- You know Kylie's literally gonna have her baby, like, in a second.

- I know... which is just so crazy.

- So crazy.

- I can't believe there's, like, another... kid.

- Let me call her. I can't believe there's another kid.

We're just multiplying. - It's just so many kids.

- Hey, girl. KYLIE [on phone]: Hi.

- Hi. - How are we feelin'?

KYLIE: I just finished my nursery,

and now that my nurseries are done, I feel like I could just really Zen out.

I just deleted all my social media off my phone.

- Oh, good for you. - It's so healthy.

You should. Zen out. I can't believe you're now just nesting.

KYLIE: I know... It's crazy.

- We love you. We're actually gonna go get you a little somethin' right now.

KYLIE: That's sweet.

- I love you guys-- KHLOÉ: I love you.

I hope you're feelin' good, and we're here.

I'm only a phone call away.

KENDALL: We are here. - Your real mommy.

Kylie is my little baby.

I am... like, her second mom. I mean, it's so beautiful.

It's nuts that she's gonna be a mom of two.

Without all these kids, how... boring would it be?

I guess not that boring.

KYLIE: All righty, I love you, Mommy. Love you, Kenny.

- Love you. - Love you.

Kendall's a wild driver. Okay, bye.

- I am the world's greatest parallel parker.

- I am not, so this is-- - One [bleep] time.

Look at how... gorgeous. - Kendall! That is legit!

- No, Khloé, I am the world's... - I'm a hor-- I hate parallel parking.

- ...greatest parallel parker. - Yeah, that was good.

No, I'm actually proud.

♪

Ooh!

[bell rings] Oh, there's a bell.

Here you go, Ken. How are you gonna hold her?

- Gotta get the head. - Yeah.

You're perfect. You're a pro. - She's beautiful.

I am so excited to be an aunt again.

I mean, I just have so many nieces and nephews at this point,

but it's always exciting.

It's always exciting to, like, meet a new little personality,

and, like, see who they become. It's always really cool.

Oh my god, being in a baby store... feels real for me these days.

- What? - Just, like, the day's comin' for me, you know?

One day. - Oh, no. Remember what we talked about?

- I know. - The standards.

- I do have standards.

- Good. - And I will hold myself to them 100%,

but... it just--

Being 26, I feel like it feels

a little more real for me. - Twenty-six?!

Kendall, that's not old to have a baby. - I know.

- Oh my gosh, I love these Madame Alexander dolls.

I'm actually getting Kylie one.

I gotta call Mom. Mom will love this.

You don't remember this? Mom used to buy these for us as kids.

KENDALL: Wait, I'm definitely getting these.

[FaceTime ringing]

KRIS [on phone]: Hi, boopy.

- Do you know-- This isn't me. KENDALL: Is that Mom?

She hung up on my call earlier.

- Oh, cute. Shouldn't I buy one of these for Storm?

- Why don't you ever answer my phone calls?

KRIS: Wait, are those Madame Alexander dolls?

KHLOÉ: Yeah, that's why I'm calling you.

KRIS: You guys, those are my favorite dolls.

You have to get all of them. They're very hard to find.

Why don't you get six of them, and I'll pay you back.

- Six of them?!

KRIS: My six granddaughters. Oh my god, the little babies.

- I got a-all of them that they have.

Do you guys have any more of these Madame Alexander dolls in the back?

- Yeah, not everyone gets us, Mom.

- Look how many Mom is buying.

♪

'Kay, love you. Bye.

Thank you.

♪

♪ Sweat it up all day ♪

♪ Let's knock on wood ♪

- Well, I was supposed to leave three hours ago,

and we got rained in,

which was good for me, 'cause I'm really sick,

so I was able to sleep. [coughs]

Today is the big day.

I'm shooting the cover of Sports Illustrated.

I feel like absolute shit. I want to die.

♪

♪ Watch out, here we come ♪

♪

♪ Watch out, watch out, here we come ♪

I mean, I definitely am so excited.

I've never done a swimsuit shoot like this.

Just being a little bit different than your typical bikini shoot.

I just wish I felt better.

[coughs]

[FaceTime ringing]

Oh my god, Khloé's calling.

- Hey, Joge. How are you?

- Aw, don't say that, Joge.

You're gonna love it. You look beautiful--

- I can tell you can't function. The scenery looks great.

KIM: I'm so tired. [coughing]

- Oh.

Aw, I'm--

- That's my girl.

Okay, well, I love you. I was checking on you.

I can tell you're... not really there, babe.

- Okay, I'll call you.

- Okay. Love you, bye.

- [coughs] I love you, bye.

- Okay, guys, she's ready.

PERSON 1: Okay. PERSON 2: Awesome.

- I'll never, ever cancel, but, like, my throat is killing.

It feels like I have almost, like, strep throat,

but I just have to push through.

I almost feel like I need to just jump in and get all wet.

PERSON 1: Should we shoot it? PERSON 2: Yeah, we're shooting it.

[indistinct chatter] [cheers]

PERSON 1: Perfect. Beautiful, Kim. - Gorgeous. Paradise.

PERSON 2: Wow.

♪

PERSON 3: What a shot. PERSON 4: Insane.

- It kills me 'cause she looks so amazing.

You would never know she feels like total dog food.

[Kim screams] [laughter]

You know, the editorial story is, like, you know, a modern take on swimsuit,

and, like, you know, she is kind of the epitome

and the definition of the modern woman, right?

She's a boss. She's a babe. She's a mom. She's a friend.

PHOTOGRAPHER: Do-- Yeah, that side. Gorgeous.

- She works really, really hard... and she looks amazing.

- I'm exhausted... but we're getting the shots.

That's all that matters.

Just feels like everything that I've dreamed,

whether it's, like, a Vogue cover,

a Balenciaga campaign, like, Sports Illustrated,

things I never even thought I would do,

I'm doing them,

but I feel like the universe is rewarding me,

and, like, this is the year about me,

and to do what I want, and what makes me happy.

And it almost... feels like all my dreams are coming true.

- It's so good. It says everything. - Oh my god.

- It's, like, "I'm sweet, I'm a badass, I'm sexy, I'm confident, I'm powerful.

I am what I wanna be right now." - I'm a [bleep] Sports Illustrated

swimsuit cover model. - That's right.

- I mean, this is, like, bucket list goals, you know?

So good. M.J. Day: 'Kay, before everyone scatters,

yay, team, thank you, everybody.

[inaudible]

And, Kim Kardashian, you are the best! We love you!

♪

- Goodbye. We finished the shoot. I'm exhausted. I'm gonna go to bed,

so enough of you guys.

♪ Hey, it's a good day for a good day, uh-huh, uh-huh ♪

♪ Uh-huh, uh-huh ♪

♪ Uh-huh-huh-huh ♪

♪ Uh-huh, uh-huh ♪

- Hi. - Hi.

- Here's what I'm imagining. I'm gonna say, "Hi, how are you?

How's everything goin'? Like, we just wanna talk to you again."

And then, you will appear, and go camera on.

- Today, I am setting up to surprise Zoom

the final... girls that made it to the Good Squad

from the open casting calls.

- Hi. - Hello. How are you?

- I love your energy. You got lovely energy. Hi.

Actually, give me one second, okay?

All right. - Sure.

- Hey, Sophia.

- Hi! Oh my god!

This is amazing! Are you real? Is this real?

- I am real. Well, virtually real. But I am real.

- Wow, what an honor.

Just the fact that I even made it through

to the final round is... absolutely incredible.

- But, babe, guess what? - What?

- You're a part of the Good Squad!

- You're kidding. - Nope, not kidding.

- What?!

- Yep, you are gonna be in our next campaign,

and we are so thrilled to have you on our campaign.

- Oh my god!

KHLOÉ: I love it because we have so many women

of different ages, ethnicities, body types.

Whoever you are, I want that to shine, and I want that to be promoted.

And that's the point.

We just wanna give people that wouldn't have

a platform or maybe an opportunity that opportunity.

Congratulations. You are part of the Good Squad.

- Thank you so much! Oh my god! I'm so excited, yay!

- Oh my gosh, we're so excited to have you.

And you are one of our girls.

- [cries] Oh my god. - Aw.

- This is amazing. Oh my god.

- Oh my gosh, I have chills.

- [cries] You don't even know. This means so much.

- You're the perfect fit for us,

and we're thrilled and honored to have you.

[laughs]

- The fact that I have been blessed enough

to be in a position that I get to bless somebody else.

Like, I thank God every single day.

- I'm just so touched by you,

and I'm so honored that you came, and showed up.

- When you have the opportunities in front of you,

you gotta take them, you know?

KHLOÉ: I'm just so excited to see them

model live in front of me,

and just see them be the best versions of themself.

- Pack your bags! You're comin' to L.A.!

- Oh! [laughing] - So funny.

- Ah, they're so sweet, these girls.

♪ "Everyday Should Be a Party" by Vanacore Music playing ♪

♪

♪ Hey ♪

♪ Every day is a really good day ♪

♪ I just wanna have fun ♪

KHLOÉ: Hi. - Gorgeous.

- Oh, comfy.

- Are you good?

- I'm good. How are you? - You look beautiful.

So good. - Oh my gosh, thank you. So do you.

EMMA: Here's the denim goddesses. KHLOÉ: You guys look so good.

- I have a special visitor for you.

KHLOÉ: I love coming to the photoshoots

with the girls from the open casting.

Most of them have never modeled before.

It's always been a dream of theirs, and something they've aspired to do,

but they've never had the opportunity.

- Hi! How are you? KHLOÉ: Hi. How are you?

- Nice to meet you! - I'm Khloé.

- I'm Sophia. So nice to meet you. - Nice to see you.

- Hi. - Hi.

KHLOÉ: You guys look so beautiful.

The Good American vibes,

empowering other women, and empowering people

to be the best version of themselves.

That's what life is about.

Okay, let's turn on the music, and get to shooting.

♪

Good American is not just about selling product.

It's the messaging behind it, and I'm so proud that this is mine.

PHOTOGRAPHER: Awesome.

- It represents everything that society says that we cannot be as models.

Celebrating women of all shapes, all sizes, all races, it's bomb.

- Good, and, you guys, act like you love each other.

[laughing] EMMA: We do!

KHLOÉ: At this moment in my life,

everything's just in a really good place right now.

♪

EMMA: We got it.

[applause] Gorgeous.

CREW MEMBER: Rolling.

CREW MEMBER: Yeah. CREW MEMBER 2: Let's head in.

CREW MEMBER 3: Yeah, good to go, good to go.

CREW MEMBER: Heading in.

PERSON: Oh my god.

His whole declaration is in this thing,

which says, "I slept with her."

It's his whole thing saying, "I'm Tristan Thompson.

Met this girl in Houston. I slept with her on my 30th birthday."

So, I sent it to him, and I said, "Does Khloé know about this?"

Khloé doesn't even [bleep] know. [phone beeps]

This is, this is Kylie. I gotta go. I'll call you back.

Hi.

- No, I'm not [bleep] lying, and I don't--

I'm, like, shaking for her. My, my soul kills-- dies for her.

- No, she's not awake.

And what's so [bleep] crazy is... he wrote a whole, whole declaration.

Let me read this to you.

Hold on. I'm literally shaking.

- No, I know. I'm filming right now,

but it's-- this is always what happens with us

because I'm always filming when this shit happens,

and I'm-- Wait, hold on. Let me read this to you.

So, this is paperwork that he's filed that says,

"The only time I had sexual intercourse with petitioner," which is the girl,

"was in March 2021 in Houston, Texas.

"Petitioner claims she is pregnant with my child,

"and that she is due December 3rd.

"However, petitioner does not recall when I had sexual intercourse with her.

"Therefore, I do not know if the claims

that I am the father of the child are supported by fact."

He's saying that he slept with her.

"I specifically remember having sexual intercourse with petitioner

in March because it was my birthday." [phone beeps]

Hold on. Let me merge in Kourtney. Hold on.

KOURTNEY [on phone]: Hi. - Hi. I'm merging you.

Hey, so in this

it says, "petitioner initiated our initial sexual contact,

"and never objected to having sexual intercourse.

"Petitioner insisted that she would meet me at my hotel and spend the night.

"She wanted to give me a special birthday surprise,

"which I understood to be sex.

When we got to my hotel room, we immediately had sexual intercourse."

This is Tristan talking. These are his--

- Yes, today is the day.

This is his whole declaration.

He's asking for a paternity test, and admitting that he had sex with her.

Khloé threw him his 30th birthday.

So, she-- He went home from the 30th birthday party,

went to Houston to play on the road, we can check his schedule,

and then slept with this girl. KOURTNEY: Yeah.

- I just sent it to him, and I go, "Does Khloé know about this?"

Khloé's not answering. She has no idea.

- Now, this is the biggest sign-- She's a-- The p-part--

The whole thing that's so sad is she wants a baby boy.

And sh-- And now this girl's having a [bleep] baby boy,

a [bleep] random that he sleeps with one night?

[bleep] him.

Oh, I was so team him.

- No, I don't-- We don't know if she knows.

How do we know if she knows?

That's the thing. We don't know. We have no [bleep] idea if she knows.

She's not responding.

- I sent it to her, and I said, "Call me."

[phone beeps] Oh, this is her.

I'll call you right back.

♪

Hi. KHLOÉ [on phone]: Hi.

- Did you see what I sent you? KHLOÉ: No. Hang on.

What the [bleep] is this?

KIM: Next on The Kardashians...

Oh my god... I think we need to have a family meeting.

- Is she coming?

- Khloé just texted me that she's not gonna come.

- I think the longer it goes on without really expressing her feelings,

can be very alienating and lonely.

KHLOÉ: I wanted to believe that Tristan could change.

I wanted to trust him.

- What?! Khloé, h-how do you-- When, when did you faint?

- You know.

♪ hip-hop music playing ♪