All language subtitles for The Kardashians - S01E07.en

Previously on
"The Kardashians"...

How are you and Ye?

He's so used to getting
exactly what he wants.

Dad picked you up in a fire truck?

How cool.

I've never seen anything like
it. Good for him, good for him.

Me neither. Good for him.

Co-parenting is really hard.

How are your doctors going?

The big moment.

We could have almost anything here.

You know, there's a follicle here.

For us to be able to, like, make
something together would be

just incredible.

I am so excited for my house to be done.
I'm so excited to move in.

Um, Tristan, how's
your daughter's father doing?

Right now, Tristan and I are so happy.

How does this family still
keep all these guys around?

Like, once you're in, it's like the mob.
You can't get out. Like...

- It's like blood in, blood out, right?
- Yeah.

- You look so cute.
- You left without me.

- Hm.
- What?

- You just made it really obvious.
- That what?

I know what you're having.

Everyone just knows what I'm having.

Why didn't you invite
me to your birthday?

I didn't really invite
anyone to my birthday.

- Sorry.
- I would never not invite you.

But, Scott, I'm saying sorry.

I'm, literally... I'm out.
This is so **** ridiculous.

Oh my god.

You won't let me speak, Scott.

- So, this sounds like it's not about you.
- I know it's not about me.

- I know he was taking it out on me.
- Okay.

It's, like, really not my place.
It's them two.

We think you need to talk to Scott

and set some real boundaries
'cause everyone else is in the middle.

♪ I got a taste for
the finer things in life ♪

♪ I play to win,
I'm gonna take what's mine ♪

♪ Don't you mess around with me ♪

♪ I'm a boss, the best... ♪

♪ I want what I want
and I want it all now ♪

♪ Outta my way, I don't back down ♪

♪ Let me show you what I like, let me ♪

Hi.

Today, Kim and Kendall have
a promotional shoot for Hulu,

so I'm here to put my manager hat on,
and make sure everything goes smoothly.

- Did you get the text I sent you about...
- Yeah.

- The Balenciaga campaign?
- Yeah, that's so exciting.

- Yeah.
- That's a major fashion campaign.

I've pretty much been doing, like,
a walking Balenciaga campaign

- for a while now.
- I know, every day.

- Yeah.
- I know.

I'd say my recent love for Balenciaga

was through Kanye.

I met Demna.
He was the designer there,

really connected with him during the Met.

So, when Demna called me and asked me
if I would be in his campaign,

it was like, "Oh my god, I feel like
I've already been in a campaign."

I've showed off so much,
so it just feels right.

Since I've been, like, learning so much
about contracts in law school,

I feel like I can do this one on my own.

Oh my god. You're, like, a walking

- in-house attorney.
- I feel like I've got to practice.

Like, who better
to practice on than myself.

Yes.

But I shoot it next week.

- Where?
- At my house.

Oh, that's easy.

You'll still get 10%.

Thank you, Mario.
Mario's my manager.

All right, I love you very much.

- I'm really excited.
- I love you.

She's a lawyer.

I forget there used to be
a IHOP over there.

Oh, yeah, yeah.
With those pancakes, Mom.

Can you take me soon?

- I just wanna do...
- I can take you this weekend.

I just wanna do normal things with you.

- Really?
- Yeah.

- Like, what would you like to do?
- I just think when I'm pregnant,

I just wanna feel really normal.

I have not been
to a grocery store in two years.

I haven't been
to a grocery store in forever.

I wanna go to the grocery stores
and pick my own things.

- Me too. It's good for our souls.
- We need to start gettin... It's good for our soul.

I wear a lot of different hats,
and two of them are Mom and manager.

And I'm always in the manager space,

so when I get to be Mom,
it's the most magical time for me.

And I just wanna relish
every single second.

- Why don't we go? You know, there's...
- Yeah, should we just start now?

The most amazing grocery
store in Malibu. - Okay, let's go.

- This sounds like a dream.
- And I follow them online...

- Oh my god.
- Be-because I'm so obsessed.

"Some Fun" by Peter Verdell
ft. Isla June playing...

♪ I'm just tryna have some fun,
I'm just tryna have some fun ♪

Dreams do come true.
Do you wanna push the basket?

♪ I'm just tryna have some fun,
I'm just tryna have some fun ♪

One of the things that gets
a little tricky... is privacy.

I stopped going to the grocery store

because the people that
were in the grocery store

were sneaking pictures,

and then, suddenly,
paparazzi would show up.

It was hard.

So, Kylie, start down here
'cause we have...

I don't wanna miss anything.

Kylie!

What?

- Oh, nice!
- So great.

- Should we buy some to support?
- Yeah, I can't drink it, but cute.

Oh my god! There's tater tots
that are sweet potatoes?!

- What?!
- Who knew they made this?

This is great with vodka.

- Is that the cookie dough?
- I know, do I need some? Maybe.

Did you see all that chocolate chunk
in the double chocolate? I always...

I don't like 'em.

- You don't like 'em?
- No.

Somebody dropped
you on your head.

I just need the experience
of checking out.

Waited for this for years.

- Do the honors.
- Do you wanna do it?

- No, you do the honors. You do the honors.
- Okay.

- The tap...
- Chippy, girl.

- See that little chip?
- Yep... got it.

Thank god you're here. We're approved!

Did y'all want some help out with this?

No, we wanna push the cart ourselves.

- Bye, everybody!
- Thank you!

- Did you love it?
- I loved every minute of it.

We get to load the car!

It makes me so happy
when my kids are having fun.

That's my heart.

Okay, you have to go put
the basket back, remember?

Don't be the customer that just leaves

- the basket in the middle of the parking lot.
- Yeah, no. Of course not.

- Course not.
- Okay.

Go, Kylie, go!

Good job, Kylie!
You're doing amazing, sweetie!

Wow, look at her go.

Woo!

Great job!

I knew you would shine.

Should we get a car wash?

Perfect... We're gonna get a car wash!

I love us.

♪ "Blue" by FLAVIA playing ♪

♪ I'm in your web ♪

♪ We could hide up
in here from the world ♪

M'kay, we're on day two of our cleanse.

I just wanna hear all, like, the...

- Why? Yeah.
- Good reasons why I can't exercise,

why I'm on restriction all the way around.

Our last egg retrieval
was not successful,

so our new thing that
we're going to be trying

is a Panchakarma cleanse,
which is Ayurvedic,

it's, like, 3,000 years old,

which will... get all of the toxins

that are, like, deep within our tissue

out of our bodies
to have better quality eggs.

- Forgot to take my estrogen.
- And you get, like, crazy headaches,

- but I feel good.
- Should I run upstairs and take it?

- Yeah.
- 'Kay, I'll be right back.

I did this cleanse 10 years ago.
I kept telling Travis about this.

And this is the one thing
that we haven't tried

that he's heard me talk about.

Um, I'm on so much estrogen right now that

on top of not having sex with you,
or, or not having caffeine...

- Yeah.
- If my moods take a turn...

- Yeah.
- That's why.

I'm okay with a bad day or a rough day
with you than a day without you.

Mm-hm. 'Kay. Good luck.

Oh, she's here.

Hi.

- Hi.
- How are you?

Good, how are you?

Martha is an Ayurvedic expert.

She just knows all things Ayurveda,

which is a way of life.

Kind of like reconnecting
to your wellness.

This is Travis.

- Nice to meet you.
- Hi, Travis. Nice to meet you, too.

Pleasure.

- We're on day two... of pre-cleanse.
- You're on day two.

He's, He's mad at me
a little bit 'cause...

No, I love her, I love her.

No, I miss caffeine,
I miss having sex, and I miss exercising.

- I understand.
- That's all.

This happens to all.

What's, like, the reason
we can't have sex during this?

Because when you do any movement,
like, do you do exercise, or you have sex,

- you make your metabolism move.
- Mm.

Cause the Guei, actually,
takes all the toxins,

binds them, brings them to your GI tract,

and when we do the castor oil,
it's gonna bring them out,

and then you just feel amazing.

From what I see,
I don't think there's any problem

- with Travis, um, sperm or anything.
- Mm-mm, yeah.

- Everything is... Does the doctors say the same?
- Yeah.

- Yeah, they said he has top-notch.
- They said it was Grade A.

Great.

Um,

- I might excuse myself for one second...
- 'Kay.

Just so I can listen
to this song and improve it,

- and then I'll be right back.
- 'Kay.

'Kay.

Okay, let me see your tongue.

Anything with your neck and shoulders?

I mean, they're always just tense
and I find myself always going like this.

Mm-hm.

- So.
- Okay, how's your, your,

eh, thyroid levels?

Can't remember what he said,
if it was low or high.

- Mm-hm.
- And then, um...

But he said something
and, um, he told us to, um...

To both of you?

Well, he told me that
the thing that would help it

was drinking his... cum,
like, four times a week.

Mm-hm. Okay.

I love this doctor.

After the pre-cleanse,

we will do a seven-day cleanse

where we will go to her spa every day,
and we go for, like, four hours a day.

- So excited.
- Mm-hm.

I'm super grateful that
Travis is doing this with me.

I don't think I could do it on my own.

I just feel like it's something,
like, we have to do together.

We're making a baby together.

It's, like... we have to be
on the same page.

- Anything for you.
- 'Kay.

- I'm not punishing you.
- Mm-mm.

It's for the good.

- I love you. I'd do anything for you.
- 'Kay, I love you.

♪ "Some Fun" by Peter Verdell
ft. Isla June plays ♪

♪ I'm just tryna have some fun,
I'm just tryna have some fun ♪

We're gonna get a car wash! Woo-hoo!

Okay, let's see.

- We're totally on the wrong side, right?
- No, this is the gas side.

Okay.

All right.

This.

Car wash... Yes.

What does it mean "2,000 points"?

Okay... Why not?

Kylie, I know you're jealous.

Don't you wanna come out here
and just smell the fumes?

- Yeah, yeah.
- Oh, yeah, you probably shouldn't.

- Aren't you supposed to turn the car...
- Oh, wait. Turn the car off.

Thank you.

- You had it... the car on.
- Oh, well, we didn't blow up.

That's the good news.

It turned off, so now what? Oh... okay.

Just like rid-riding... a bike.

O-Okay. Let's get this puppy washed.

Wait, is this a drive-through one?

- Car wash instructions.
- It says, "Please lower antenna."

Lower it. No! We get to sit inside!

Oh my god!

"Enter code."

What's our code? Read... Wait. Let's see
which... - So, the code. There's two codes.

- This says, "Express Wash, $9."
- Oh, that's the one I bought. I'm cheap.

- Does it... Oh, the green light! Quick, here!
- Oh, shit, shit, shit.

- Hu...
- Oh god, ****.

Shit, roll up your window.

This is like Disneyland.

♪

- This is fun.
- I know.

- We have to bring the kids here.
- Oh, look, it's different colors.

Oh, it's a beautiful rainbow.

This is so fun.

You know what?
This is such a tourist attraction.

- This is the best $12 we've ever spent.
- Next... Ever.

- N-Next time...
- Yes!

- Did you wash your hands after you touched the thing?
- Yes, I just did that.

Oh, for God's sake. Here.
Can't even high five my own kid anymore.

Wasn't that fun?

That was, like, one of the best
times I've had in a long time.

Yeah, that was special.

The most important thing to me

is spending time with
all my kids and my family.

And it gets harder and harder
as the years go by,

which makes me really sad,

so any chance I can grab
a little bit of time with any of them,

even if it means going through a car wash.

I have Kylie all to myself,
and that means everything.

I think I've built up an appetite.

"Bet on That" by Low End City
ft. That Kid CG playing...

♪ This magic no potion ♪

♪ Wear it down like its corrosion ♪

♪ Yeah, big boom, like an explosion ♪

♪ I walk into the place,
make the people go, "ooh" ♪

♪ I walk into the place,
whole place go, "boom boom" ♪

♪ Can't stop it, and I will never
get up outta pocket, watch it ♪

- Hello.
- Hello.

Hi.

This looks like all my stuff.

Oh my god. I remember this coat.

I'm on this really fun journey
of just tryna figure out

what my new kinda fashion era's gonna be.

This is, like, my first event where I'm
not using my stylist and the whole team.

I feel like you're gonna go
back to more, like, of you.

I don't know what that is.

- It's been here for a little bit.
- Yeah.

I'm just hoping, honestly,
to find a little bit of inspo today

'cause I have so much stuff,

and I've had so many
different fashion eras.

I love seeing all this stuff,
so I just wanna see, kind of,

where I've been and where I wanna go.

I have thousands and thousands of clothes.
I think I have, like, 30,000 pieces.

I've never seen anything like this before.

This is so fun to see
your style evolution over the years.

Do you feel like you'll ever,

sort of, style-wise, go back
to the stuff that you used to wear?

Well, I don't know.
That's, like, my biggest insecurity,

is finding out what my next
muse relationship is gonna be like.

It's so easy that I have my closet...

- Yeah.
- And it's just... I have my Balenciaga room,

and I'm like, "Okay, cool."

And you don't have to think about it.

- Yeah.
- But I also feel, like,

for a long time, too, like,
you've been so dependent

on Kanye and the team.

When it comes to my style,

I mean, I've always had Kanye
there as, like, this crutch

to teach me so much about fashion,

and having that not be there
as my crutch to, like, guide me

has really forced me
to figure it out on my own.

Do you remember when Kanye cleaned out
your closet... and replaced everything?

- Did you keep those pieces?
- Yeah.

The status of my relationship with Kanye
hasn't really been clear to people

'cause I'm... was tryna figure it out, too,
and I'm ready to move on.

But I think for so long,
always depending on someone else,

I forgot that I have an opinion, too,

and I forgot that...
I can make decisions, too.

Every time I look at something,
it's just, like, a memory.

Like this, Celine 2012?

The crazy thing about Kim,

and... It's like you could hold up a dress

and she'll tell you
where she wore the dress,

what color her eyeshadow was,

if she had a bang,
if she had a high ponytail.

She has a whole story behind
every outfit that she wears.

- Quiz me.
- Let me think. Okay.

Quiz me. Say an event.

Okay, how about
New Year's Eve, Las Vegas?

Which year?
White Gucci dress with the silver.

My hair was like this.

- I was skinnier than ever.
- I remember that night...

I was newly single,
dark shadow, and, like,

- big...
- It was, like, right after Kris Humphries

- I remember.
- Yes, I thought I was on fire.

- Wait, did you have a bang that night?
- I did.

- I feel like you had a bang.
- I did have a bang.

Oh yeah.
Or what was the blue eyeshadow one?

I remember, one time,
Mario put blue eyeshadow on you.

Do you remember what you wore
and what it was for?

Blue eyeshadow was for the Emmys.

It was my first time ever
being invited to the Emmys,

and I wore a white one-shoulder dress.

I do know what looks good on me,

and I know exactly what I like,
and I know exactly what I want,

so, sometimes, I just have to,
like, drown out all of the voices

of, like, people telling
me what they like,

or what I should be wearing,
and just go with what I like.

I, literally, cannot believe
you keep an archive of every single thing.

- Yeah.
- I feel like even just some of the next looks that you do

could just, literally, be archive from,
like, this whole entire storage place.

That's, like, the biggest flex ever.

Just archive from my own warehouse.

And I just wanna wear sweats.

Good morning.

- How are you?
- Good.

- Okay, you guys want some breakfast?
- Sure.

I'm gonna give you some...
A little bit of rice cereal.

Thank you.

We have done five days of a pre-cleanse,

where we've had no caffeine, no alcohol,

no sex, no working out, no sugar.

We feel amazing,

and now we are starting

seven days of... coming to her spa,

where we will do
four hours a day of treatments.

So today, for you, I'm gonna...
We're gonna work a little bit on your,

- on your shoulder.
- Mm-hm.

And for you,

I want to run our... from other
treatments that we want to do.

- Since we're gonna...
- 'Kay.

Prepare the womb to have the baby.

- Yeah.
- And then, we're also gonna do

the ginger foot bath, that again,

it brings, uh, it takes
the coldness out of the feet.

I don't know how
your feet are cold when I

- pay so much attention to your feet, babe.
- I know.

It's because we haven't
had sex in seven days, babe.

That's, That's probably why.
The lack of sex.

And, um,

so whenever you guys are ready
we can take you down.

Okay.

You never really know
exactly what treatment

you're going to be getting that day,

but it's all customized to each individual
and to what you need.

So now, I'm
gonna put you with this ginger,

the ginger probiotic we talked about,

and that's gonna help you
bring the warmth to the womb

because we are preparing for the baby.

So, oiling the head is so important

because it's so good
for your nervous system.

With the palm of your hand
to the palm of your foot,

we're gonna tap.

What does that do?

What it does, it brings the energy
to the reproductive system.

We're gonna do the Abhyanga now,
which is the, the four-hand massage.

We're gonna do the now.
And they're really hot.

And what this is gonna do is
take the heat, the inflammation out.

It feels good.

So, I put some herbs there.

I call it "Sacred Womb"

because it has all the herbs that
are ready to prepare the womb.

So now, they are ready.

- Warm, all the beautiful flowers.
- So, I sit like...

How does it smell?

- So good.
- So good.

And then we're gonna sit down there.

- Oh, and cover this.
- And then we're gonna cover you,

- so we make sure you don't get any...
- To steam.

...so you don't get any steam, yeah.

Now I'm gonna do
something called Shirobasti.

- Okay.
- On the Shirobasti,

we're gonna put this like we were a king.

We're gonna put this
on top of your head.

But this really, really good
for the nervous system.

And now I'm gonna put some oil in there.

When your mind is, like,
busy, busy, like yours...

- Yeah.
- Uh,

so when you put oil,
it's gonna calm down.

Can the king has his phone?

- Is that okay?
- The phone?

- No, no.
- Yeah. No phone...

No, sorry, sorry.

Okay, okay.

- Okay?
- So, I should just chill?

- Chill, yeah. A little chill.
- Okay.

Sometimes, it's good to do that

- for your body, to chill.
- Okay.

♪ Never gonna pay no mind ♪

♪ To the things I don't get behind ♪

♪ Na-na ♪

♪ Making my way to the top,
don't worry about the finish line ♪

- Hi, how are you?
- Hi, Kim. I would like

- to introduce you to Martina.
- I'm Martina.

- So nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you. Hi.

- Thank you for having us. Yeah.
- Of course.

I am shooting the Balenciaga campaign,
and this campaign just feels so special.

On a personal level, it's the first time
I've ever done my own contract,

and I just feel more
in control with this shoot.

So, um, we changed
the order of looks now

- because of natural light...
- Okay.

But it's going to be amazing, really.

- Okay, perfect.
- Yeah, yeah.

And we have the poses
for whatever look, and...

- Exactly. I have some proposals...
- Cool.

...and then it's up to you.

I'll see if you prefer
to try out something different.

- Okay.
- Yeah, so we can play a bit, too.

- Perfect.
- Yeah.

I mean, this just
feels amazing, you know,

to be in a campaign for Balenciaga,

a brand that I've been wearing
for so long that I love.

I'm so excited.
It's gonna be really good.

To know that, like, one
of my favorite designers ever

is valuing my opinion,
and wants me to be me

is just a good, empowering feeling.

♪ I'm the motivator ♪

I'm learning to trust in myself.

You know, they're letting me
use my hair and makeup team,

they're letting me wear the same hair
I'm wearing now, this long braid,

'cause that's what I've been wearing.

They want... it in my home.
They want everything that's me.

That is the best, most empowering part.

Last week, American Vogue did

a fantastic, amazing
cover try with Kendall.

And as they were shooting,
they called me from set and said,

"Oh, by the way, they wanna offer
Kendall the cover of the March issue."

And I was like, "Oh my god."
I was just so excited.

So, I just got a call this morning
from Kendall's agent and he says,

"Good news, bad news."
And I go, "What? What's the bad news?"

And he goes, "I'm not sure that
Kendall's gonna be right for this cover."

- Oh my god.
- I know.

"So, what's the good news?"

And he said

they asked Kim to do the cover
and be on the cover.

I'm so excited that I'm gonna
be on the cover of Vogue.

Like, I don't care how many times
you'd be on the cover.

Like, it will never, ever get old.

I mean, when you think about it, Kim,

you were worried about your own
fashion sense without Kanye,

but... you've been asked to do
the cover of American Vogue.

That's as big as it gets.

This one just feels,
like, extra special to me,

and I'm so honored to be a part of it.

- So, I'm so excited.
- Oh my god.

So, as a manager ,

- it's your problem.
- I'm like, "Two of..."

I, like... This is where
you can't be a manager.

- You have to be a mom because...
- Yeah.

Two of my daughters are being considered

- for the cover of American Vogue.
- Oh my god.

What's really tough
is her agent said to me,

"Who wants to be the one to tell her

that Kim's getting the cover and not her?"

I feel so bad.

- I don't know how to tell her.
- Like, it's, like, bittersweet.

Well, I'm not telling her.

Oh, I probably would've killed...

Murdered Kendall myself to get the cover

if it was like an option
between the two of us.

My desperation back in the day,

she would've been buried
before she got this cover.

Maybe the agent just tells...

- Blurts it out.
- Just... No, just says,

- "Hey, they... you didn't get the cover."
- Oh, then she's just gonna pick up

- a Vogue magazine and you're on the cover?
- Yeah. Yeah.

Okay, I gotta go change...

- All right, love you.
- For my shoot. I gotta get a coffee.

Oh my god, a coffee. That's a good idea.

How are you?.

Great to see you.

- Hey.
- Hi.

- How are you?
- I am wonderful.

- Kinda like the sweatsuit. I'm into it.
- No, the whole vibe is everything, Mom.

Being a manager comes
with a lot of ups and downs,

but one of the things I don't like
is delivering bad news.

And on top of it, I'm their mom,
which makes it worse.

I don't want anybody to have
their feelings hurt or be disappointed.

Today's "manager hat day,"
and I have to tell Kendall

that Kim got the cover of Vogue.

I really wanted to talk to you
about the whole Vogue situation.

Yeah, Chris already talked to me.

- He did?
- Yeah.

I feel so much better.
You have no idea how I was dreading that.

Oh my god, why?

'Cause I didn't want it
to hurt your feelings.

- Oh my god, no. I'm chillin'.
- I know.

Chris, my agent, called me,

and I'm happy for my sister,
and she should be really happy,

and there's not a upset bone in my body

because I think it went
to the right person.

It's all good.

- I know.
- I mean, I obviously love any time I get to work with Vogue.

Don't get me wrong,
I would've been extremely honored

and beyond excited
to get this Vogue cover.

So, it would've been great,
but, I mean, I'm totally... It's okay.

- I know you'll have another cover.
- No, I'm not jokin'.

Happy to give it up to my sister.

Kendall is the best.

She's the most delicious
human in the world.

She really is.

She's happy for all of us,
and I was so anxious for nothing.

When it comes to you guys,
I get so excited and proud.

I was just thinking

maybe it's time to,
you know... have a baby.

You just choke up.

Get uncomfortable.

You keep telling me you're not gettin'
any younger, but guess what, Mom?

- What?
- It's my life... 'kay?

- Really?
- I don't know if I'm ready yet.

Are you sure it's your life?

I still have a lot I need to figure out

before I can, like,
welcome a child into my life.

Like, I'm still, like...
just enjoying... life on my own,

and I'm okay with that right now.

Let me tell you a little fun fact.

When you were born,
I made your body inside my body,

so I made your eggs inside of me.

That means that I made...

- My eggs. Yes, I've seen this on TikTok.
- Your eggs.

Are you watching TikTok?

You're honestly, like... you're
revealing yourself a little bit to me.

You know, every year
that goes by... your eggs...

The count goes down a little bit.
I'm gonna ask.

- Who are you calling?
- Dr. A.

- She's busy. She has a job and a life.
- She has time for me.

- Oh my god, Mom.
- Hi, Kris.

Hi.

Hi.

Ask her if she... you should freeze eggs.

So, for Kendall, if she has a partner...

- Yeah.
- And if they're not married,

I usually recommend at least
the cycle of egg freezing.

It would be a good time to freeze eggs.

- Listen, the younger you are, the better the quality.
- Yes.

- That's right.
- Okay.

All right, well,
thanks for chatting with us.

No problem.

- Okay, well, I think it's unanimous.
- No.

We're gonna, We're gonna have a baby.

No.

- Yay! I'm so happy for you.
- Not right now.

- So happy!
- You're making me uncomfortable.

♪

Oh my goodness!

Do you love it?

I am so excited because today True and I
get to move into our new dream home

that we have been building
for over two years now.

Tristan is gonna be moving in with us.
He's just in season right now.

- Look at our table, Momma!
- And the chairs.

Oh my god, everything.

- It's so clean, and chic, and beautiful.
- Yeah, it's really chic.

It's just so great to finally see
this be this tangible house.

Look at my **** pantry!

- Oh, come on! Stop!
- No, wait a minute.

This is a **** bedroom!

I, I... Oh, I took a garage to do this.

- Babe, are you proud? You gotta be.
- I'm really proud. I'm just so happy.

You guys, this is **** amazing.

Duh.

- Oh my goodness! I can't even deal.
- Oh my god!

- Oh my god, I don't even wanna go in here.
- What?!

I know, I don't even wanna
walk in here, you guys.

- Okay, let's go. It-It's fine.
- No, I'll walk.

I'm so proud of Khloé because this is
something that she did all on her own.

She paid for everything herself.

She organized everything herself.

She chose everything herself.

She used her imagination,
her creativity, her resources.

Every single thing
that went into this home

is all because of Khloé's
blood, sweat, and tears.

Wow, True!

This is amazing!

What? Where's the remote?
Girl... get outta here.

It's so good. Oh my gosh.

We're so excited that
this is our family home,

and this is where we get
to create all these memories in.

And now, we get to put our roots down,
and this is... this is mine.

We finally get our house.

Oh, did you see the picture of her dad?

I know. It's so cute.

One of the best things
and my most favorite things

about Khloé's house is
it's right next door.

There's nothing better than having
your whole family together.

It's just gonna be the best thing ever.

Happiness. Lots of love.

♪ We gon' celebrate some more ♪

I am just... I mean, I'm overwhelmed

because I am...
It's just sensory overload.

There's too much to digest and absorb,

but I will all night.
I'm probably not gonna sleep.

And... But you guys have to,
so get the **** out.

♪ Yeah, yeah, here we go,
we gon' celebrate ♪

♪ You cannot compete ♪

♪ I've come a long way for this ♪

♪ Now I'm bringin' the heat ♪

Today is my American Vogue cover shoot.

I just feel good. Like, I feel confident.
I feel super comfortable.

Like, everything just feels so me.

♪ I'm about to bring the heat ♪

So... it's really about this sort of,
like, retro, future aesthetic.

I'm, like, obsessed
with your world right now.

- Like, the Balenciaga, like, superhero...
- Yeah.

Superheroine energy.
I think it's beautiful.

Yeah.

It feels like I've come
a long way, you know,

from not really being that outspoken

about what I really liked and wanted

to, like, having full control, full say,

to even being on, like, the cover
of American Vogue for the third time.

You looked so gorg in the last two,

but, like, you're a different
woman now, right?

It's just like you're really,
like, in charge... - Totally.

- And you're like, "No, this is, this is me."
- Totally, and I've never feel...

Felt like... I always step on set
and I'm like, "Okay..."

Well, obviously my first one,
I was like, "I have no voice,

Like, whatever you want, you know?"

And it was beautiful.

♪ Surrounded by applause
'cause we legit inspire ♪

Years ago, like, I...
wouldn't have even dreamed

that I would be in Vogue ,
let alone on the cover of Vogue.

Like, Vogue just wasn't supposed
to be in my vocabulary.

♪ "Confidence" by FAYV & Ghost hood
& Alexa Jaye playing ♪

♪ This ain't no mistake ♪

♪ We got what it takes ♪

I don't know.
This looks like a little cape-ish.

- Yeah.
- I don't really like that.

- Okay.
- And now, it's like

this time feels so different

'cause it feels like
I just have such an opinion.

- It's really cool.
- Isn't it?

- Yeah.
- Yeah, I really like that.

Like, the styling team asking me,
"What nails do you want? We think this.

What shape do you like?
What color do you like?"

Like, I've never had
that opinion asked of me.

♪ Gotta throw it down,
there's hunger in our eyes ♪

♪ We hit the ground, we sweat it out ♪

- ...but I'm sure that could be pinned.
- Yep... yep.

Nothing before I feel like
I would wear was really me.

This is me.

♪ Show me that confidence, babe ♪

♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh ♪

♪ We got that confidence, babe ♪

♪ You got it, you should flaunt it ♪

♪ Look at us, we so iconic ♪

- Hi, Carlos.
- Hi, Anna.

- Hi.
- Hi.

- Oh, hi. How are you?
- Good. How are you?

How's it going? Very good.

Can you see that?

Thank you.

We're gonna try the Versace right now.

To have Anna's confidence in me

is such a special thing,
and such a dream come true,

and I love that she trusts that

we're gonna bring some new heat to Vogue.

Anna wants Versace,
Anna gets Versace, okay?

You like it lower or higher?

That looks good. Yeah, that looks good.

- That looks amazing.
- Yeah.

It feels like such an evolution

doing this Vogue shoot
over any other Vogue shoot.

♪ "What I Want" by Bagsy playing ♪

♪ This is what I want ♪

♪ That thing, that bling, that ting,
that makes me cool like crazy ♪

- Hey, girl.
- Hi, Kenny. You look so cute.

- Thanks. How you doin'?
- I'm good. How are you?

How nice does your setup look.

So nice, right?
I said let's be chill, guys.

- How was Vogue?
- It was so cool. I had control.

The fact that I got to pick
my glam team was, like, wild.

They let me wear,
literally, what I wanted.

Hi, Mom.

I've had zero time
with my family or friends

'cause I've been studying,
and working, and being a mom,

and I just miss my family,

and I just wanna have
everyone over for dinner tonight.

- What's goin' on? How you doin'?
- What's up, man?

Me and Travis are doing
the wildest cleanse right now.

We started.

Wh-What?

- No sex, no caffeine, no working out...
- What does sex have to do with it?

- No...
- All you guys are really tryna do

is get... the cleanest egg and sperm.

- Right.
- Wait, you can't have sex,

or you can't... pleasure yourself?

- None of it.
- You can't, like, orgasm at all.

'Cause we were like,
"What about oral sex?

"What about hands? What about feet?

- What about..."
- Feet?

Anything.

Wait, feet? Hold on.

Oh, look... this is what
your friend sent me today.

Few minutes ago. Little while ago.

I just got that same text.

Well... very classy.

Said, "Kanye's coming out
with a new rap song."

- What does that mean?
- That means he's

talking mad shit about me
and probably saying... whatever.

Most men are not trashing,

like, the mother of their kids
like that publicly.

- Right.
- We don't have to sit here and throw stones back.

Just... We take it on the chin.

You're the mother of his kids,

and have done nothing
but be great to him.

When people are saying disparaging things
about any of us, it hurts all of us

because one day,
your kids are gonna read all of it

and see all of it,

and that's something that everybody
has to be really aware of.

The truth always prevails.

So, karma is always gonna be on your side.

- Yeah, and you'll never regret being a good person.
- Yeah.

- You n-never stoop to other people's level.
- I will never stoop.

I think that I will never stop being me.

Like, all I can do is control
how I react to something.

I can't control...

- What other people do.
- ...how he treats me.

You know, or how he's
always treated you guys.

I do recognize the impact that
my relationship has had on my family,

and that I've never had
the opportunity to just say,

"I'm sorry, guys."

And I protected that for so long,

but I said, I will never let
that happen to you guys again.

And, like, I... feel for once,
like, in my life, like, I feel strong.

- I'm not gonna let anyone treat you guys a way... or myself.
- Or yourself.

- Good evening, how are you?
- Hi.

Should we bring the, uh,
dinner to the dining room table?

- Yes, please - Sure.
- All right, great.

- We'll have it right out.
- Thank you.

This looks good, babe. Is
it quinoa? - Thank you.

- Yeah.
- Yeah. Yum... Thank you.

- A toast to family.
- Peace, happiness,

- love, and light.
- Love you.

All right, guys. Thank you for
dinner, Kim. Thank you so much.

- 'Kay, we're gonna go.
- I love you.

I did your speech that
you told me... to say.

- Oh... what happened?
- Y'all keep bein' beautiful.

- Thank you, Corey.
- Thanks, Corey. You too.

I was telling Khloé
that I said what she told me to.

- To who?
- To Scott.

We think you need to talk to Scott
and set some real boundaries

'cause everyone else is in the middle.

And what happened?

- I, I was only gonna say it if he asked.
- Mm-hm.

And so, he called me and said,
"Hey, can I have Reign's mitt?"

And then he was like,
"By the way, should I just be expected

- to not be invited to dinners from now on?"
- He said that?

I said, "Honestly, there's, like,
some unfinished business."

And then I just said, a conversation
would be helpful... - Beneficial.

- Yeah, and what'd he say?
- To get out of this, like, strange place.

And then he was like,

"Of course, I'm interested.
This is my life."

I mean, it's good that he said
that he was open to it

'cause it has to happen.

I would hope that someday
that everyone can be cool.

Mom, Dad, and Bruce.

- It took years for them to be friends, so.
- Years, and that's what I was saying,

- and that's why I didn't wanna rush it.
- No, and you, you shouldn't.

Khloé the wise, wise sister.

Next on The Kardashians...

So, it's a real Emmy. It's just not yours.

Fake it 'til you make it.

- Talk about that in your masterclass.
- That's right.

I think Hillary and Bill
are getting ready to do one.

Oh.
Gosh, this is, like, a major thing.

Well, of course, it is.

I'm Kris **** Jenner.

Last look. Picture's up.

I think it's such a cool opportunity

- for two... females to come together.
- Mm-hm.

Gwyneth has this idea
to do a collab candle called

"Smells Like My Poochy."

And I'm, you know,
just starting to, like, date.

Joge, what's going on with you
in your dating life?

Can't a girl just be happy and live?

All right.

You guys are...
Have stalked me long enough.

I'll finally answer you.

So, this is how it went down with Pete.

♪ Lovin' me for myself ♪

♪ Turnin' any failures to lessons ♪

♪ Ooh yeah, nothin's gonna stop me ♪

♪ Ooh yeah, nothin's gonna stop me ♪

♪ Ooh yeah, ooh yeah ♪

♪ Ooh, finally I can see so clear ♪

♪ It's only gettin' better from here ♪

♪ Gettin' better, better from here ♪
♪ Gettin' better, better from here ♪

♪ Gettin' better, better from here ♪
♪ Gettin' better, better from here ♪

♪ Gettin' better, better from here ♪