All language subtitles for Les joyeuses colonies de vacances 1979

Zaza! Zaza.

You should have come with us to Grandma's.

She'd have baked you that big cake
you love, the one you make yourself sick with.

Dear oh dear …

My daughter isn't coming on holiday with us.

You know, if she were ripping
my guts out, it wouldn't hurt me more.

Oh Zaza, I packed the tracksuit
I knitted for you, the one with a tassel.

- I won't wear it, I don't like it.

- So you're sure?

You're going to camp?
- Yes.

It'll do me good not to see you.
- Brave girl …

If I wasn't holding myself back, I'd slap her!

Come on, get in!

Happy Summer Camp

Hey!

- All right?

Excuse me.

Oh, are you a counsellor?
- Yes.

- Here you are, this is
Isabelle, she has a delicate liver.

I'm counting on you not to force her.

- All right.
- Thanks.

- Good to see you.
- Same here.

- Beware of Jaws!
- Why do you call him that?

- Haven't you seen Jaws?
The malevolent mandibles …

- Hi.
- Hi.

The monitors are cute this year.
- Whatever.

- Especially that one in the blue polo shirt.
- Where? Which one?

- That one over there's great.

- Oh yeah, not bad.
- Dunno …

- Didi? What are you doing here?

- I want to come with you.
- But your parents wouldn't let you.

- No.

- Go on, go home, I'll see you in August.

- Don't cry, Annie, look at your friends.

- Now then what's up? You're crying?

Come on, come with me, we're going to have fun.

- Bruno has better luck with tinies than with seniors.

- Really?
- Yeah, his girlfriend dumped him!

- Mum!

Mum!
- Shh.

- You'll write to me, won't you, Mum?

- Don't call me that in front of everyone.

- Come on, let’s get in the coach! Time to get going!

Come on, everyone, please!

- Are you crazy?
- A month without you would've pissed me off too much.

- Me too. Stay out of sight.

- But Madame, we'll be leaving soon.
- Give me a second.

Oh dear, you're going to have
to give that seat to this little girl.

She has a delicate liver,
so she has to be near the window.

Exactly, same as me …
- Yes, that's it, out you go, be nice.

There you go, so nice.
Thank you so much.

My treasure!

Go on, sit there, you'll see, you'll be fine.

Give me the seat for two seconds.
There's some advice I must give her.

Thanks.

So listen to me Zaza, I have two things to tell you.

Oh wait for us! Wait for us!

They're not giving them back to us?

You should have come on holidays with us, Madame.

- Anyway, it's normal for a mother
to want to know how her daughter's travelling.

She's already anxious and
as usual you don't say a word.

For Créteil! Hip hip hip—
Hip hip hip, hooray!

- This is my fourth year here.

Every time the girls are waiting for me.

There's one cutie in particular.
I'd be surprised if she's not there.

You should see her curves!

Peach skin, soft voice.

She calls me Fifi.
- Fifi!

- You've changed a bit since last year.

- Make sure your grandma doesn't give you the pox.

- Don't start!
- Don't talk, Jaws, you're freaking me out.

Help us cover up a little black kid instead.

- Yes, yes, I'd have gone with my parents,

but there wasn't enough room in
the house so they sent me to summer camp.

- One at a time.
- Who's that?

- You'll all get your suitcases.

- Have you spotted a friend? No?

Ok, come on, come with me, we'll find you a bed.

- Are we in Versailles here?
- No, Versailles is near Paris.

- Look at the director's face.
- He looks like Bonaparte.

- Hey, how are you?
- Fine, in good shape.

- That's great.
- A good trip?

- The bus struggled a bit.
How about your German cook?

- Well, I've worked with her before, she's good.
- Hello Bursar.

Are we getting some food?
- Yeah yeah.

- Hey, who's that?

- The little one?
- No, the older one.

- Marianne, the nurse—

- Please tell me I'm hurt somewhere.
- What?

- Yeah, tell me I have something to take care of!
- No no, you're crazy, you're in great shape!

- I'm in great shape too.

Get in there.

- It's a cupboard.
- He can stay here all through the camp.

- It's nice in here.

- Hopefully I won't forget about him.

Martin … Martin …

I want to go home.

Martin!

- I thought you weren't here.
- I was afraid you wouldn't come.

- You still love me?
- Even more.

- You're not allowed to use this staircase!

You see, here and there, neither
my ancestors nor I are inclined to tolerate it.

- That bloke's really pissing us off …

- You see, here and there, I read your soul.

I looked in your eyes.
You're possessed by evil thoughts.

- We've paid, we can go wherever we want!

They're still pre-pubescent
and they talk to us about money.

- You're getting angry, Zuzu.

When you come across one of these kids,
think that he represents one square metre of roof.

You'll find him much more bearable.

The secret of the art of seeing is sympathy.

- What are you doing here?
- She wants to sleep here, next to me.

- No no. No way.
- Go on—

- No, get back in there.
- Yes!

- No!

- She's really pissing us off, that one.
- Hey, you there.

- Is that Sheila?
- No, it's the granny who plays the kazoo.

Hey! This is a girls' dormitory.

- So? At home I sleep with my sister.
- Are you stupid?

Go and find a bed with the boys. Go on!

- Hi.

- Oh! I've left my bag in the coach.
- The coach has already gone, you poor girl.

And what is Mlle Bauchu talking about?

- Mlle Bauchu says fuck you.

Why are you crying? Well?

Is it because of your mother or your boyfriend?

Have you never been to summer camp?
- Never.

- Here, take the bed over there, next to mine.

- Martin, does Beau-Cul still love you?

- Who's Beau-Cul?
- Martin's girlfriend.

Her names Bauchu, but we call her Beau-Cul.

- You're only in here two minutes and it's
already a shithole. Unbelievable. Go to your bed.

- The girls are all pissers.

- That animal of yours is gonna stink!
- Not as much as you, showoff.

The boys are just as stupid as last year.

- Boys are stupid, isn't that right, Paulette?

- Morning, Maria!

- Jawohl Martin! Good Lord! Good Lord, darling!

Hang on.

Léontine, could you hold this for me?

Darling! I'm so happy!

When you want something, come and tell me.
- Yeah.

And I'll make you an enormous Black Forest gâteau!

Go and eat now.

- Bye Maria!
- Bye Martin!

Know why Kermit keeps cows?
- No.

- Because he's on the Moo Pet Show ….

- Have you passed your Certificate?
- I'm on holiday. And I got it.

We want food! We want food! We want food!

- Calm down now! Or else you'll get nothing!

Aren't you afraid this noise'll make your milk go off?

We want food! We want food! We want food!

- Don't get upset, it's not worth
anything to you, nor to them either.

Speed up your cook.

- Careful, there's the director.

- There's 70 of you! You must be able to
make more noise than that in a refectory, surely?

- Come on, hurry up, it's too slow.

- Help me instead of standing there like that.

Take this to …

Here, use this.

Hurry up, can't you hear them roaring?

You're just impossible!

Such authority! That's what you call a man!

- Oh I see, so I'm not a man, am I?

It's not because he looks like Bonaparte …

Are you really stupid?

Come here. Tell me, do you—

That stinks to high heaven! Have you got a cold?

Do you have a pill or two you can give me?

If ever there's a boy I like—

- No I haven't any spare
pills, I only brought five or six.

- Hey guys, if you want to know
where to hook up with girls, I can tell you.

- Yeah, but if you want to
find out what to do, don't ask him.

- Enough! Understood? Understood?

- Are you the oldest in the camp?

That doesn't mean you get to lay down the law, OK?

Better to help your friends.
All right? Come on, let's get to bed.

And quietly.

- Are you going to eat?
- What'd he say?

Who's that? Who's eating?
- The monitors.

Their fifth meal.
- Listen, you monsters,

we've got you on our backs all day.

So give us a chance to relax, OK?

Bruno.

When are you starting the project?
- Tomorrow morning.

- Have you talked to the kids?
- Yeah.

They all want to set up a disco.
- God yeah, of course they do!

- Can you give me a hand?

- It's not big shoes you
should be wearing, it's high heels.

Here you are, m'lady.

- Aren't you afraid for your milk?
- Really …

That guy's such a phallocrat!

- Was it Rémi who told you that?
- Yes.

It wasn't Bruno.

- Bruno, the guy in the blue polo shirt?
- Yeah.

He looks sane.

Clean.

- How can a girl break up with a guy like that?

- Yeah … I really do wonder why.

- Hey, hold on, Mademoiselle, sit down.
Wait until I relieve you.

There you go, have a seat.
Do you feel all right in camp?

- Why do you come to summer camp?
- For the chase. Yeah. Yeah, to chase girls.

- I don't suppose you need to come
to summer camp to chase them, do you?

- Exactly. At uni, in the street,
everywhere … I walk along and … Bang.

- This guy wears me out.

- No, you're right, I'm talking bullshit.
- Lucid at last, that's good.

I'm on camp to wear my stock of tenderness. So.

You're not wrong, you know. If you
start that with girls—Tenderness? My arse !

- Yeah, anyway, kids. They're the most important.

- Yeah, he's right, kids, they're
most important, buddy, it's great.

They're everywhere, spying on you.

The slightest mistake, boom!
Kids are totally awesome. Totally.

- Yeah sure …

Hey, Claude, have you told Gilbert?
- What about?

- Well, Gilbert, we hope you
haven't forgetten your sex diary?

- That's right. Well, have you brought the diary?

- The diary, the diary.
- I still have mine from last year.

I had a big one.
- Oh, stop your bullshit.

- No no, this is serious.
- Listen, you're going to give each of us—

Oh no, no, no! I'll sell but I'm not
giving anything, I don't have the means.

The day wage is pretty miserable as it is.

- OK, then everyone keeps their own diary.

Every girl you flirt with,
you ask her to give you a mark.

From 0 to 10.
- Yeah.

- You taking the piss or what?

- Well, no …
- They didn't mention it in training?

- No.
- At the end of the camp, we establish rankings.

Last year, I won the Excellence Prize.

- Then we won't tell your parents or your girlfriend.

So it won't spread outside the department.

Or at least only a tiny bit distorted.
- Just a tiny bit.

- But you can count on our discretion.
- Quiet as the grave.

- This is a joke, right?

♪ I love eating ham and sausage. ♪

♪ I like ham when it's good ham. ♪

♪ But you mustn't be too drunk. ♪

♪ I love eating ham and sausage. ♪

♪ I like ham when it's good ham. ♪

♪ And ham, yes, yes, yes! And ham, no, no, no! ♪
- We can't hear a thing!

- Annie's is crying, I can't sleep.
- OK, I'm coming.

Are you hungry?

- There are cans but I didn't have an opener.

- You're not going to be picky?

Your grandfather scoffed all
those missionaries, for fuck's sake!

- But you're kidding, gender
diversity's no longer a problem.

I mean, it's even one of the advantages of the camp.

Fine, we still have to accept it.

About everything concerning children's
sexuality, be vigilant, open-minded and firm.

Right, that's exactly how I am with girls.

Vigilant, open-minded and firm.

- What's wrong with him?
- That I don't know.

- Always the same …

- Shall we have a song?

♪ Crocuses in meadows, flower, flower. ♪

♪ Crocuses in meadows, it's the end of Summer. ♪

Can't you sleep?
- Not when I change beds, no.

- It's not normal that we're awake and they're not!

On my Seïko quartz watch, it's exactly …

Six o'clock.
- And two seconds.

The little bastards!

- What the hell's all this?
- This … is our beds.

- But it's only six o'clock.

You coming?
- Not right away.

- Why?

- I'm waiting for the others to leave.

I got my period last night.

- That's good, at least you know you're not pregnant.

- What's wrong with Caroline?

- That's a secret between her and me.

- She's got her period.

- I haven't had mine yet.
Do you think it's contagious?

- Didn't you scream?

I thought we'd scream.
- Well, she didn't give birth.

- It was all agreed, no noise before eight o'clock.

- Yes, yes I know, I know.

- The children of today are ungovernable.
- Yes, that's true.

- You see, here and there, don't trust young people.

Except young women.

Sometimes …

- No noise earlier than agreed. OK?
Because as soon as he wakes up, he starts talking.

- Claude, did you hear, there's an idiot who—
- Oh it's you.

- No no, it's not me, no.
- Ok, well, time to get up.

It's starting already …

They can't wait to call.

- No point pretending to be asleep.

You're a bit stupid.

Véro!

Are you afraid of the dark?

Oh yes.
- What, at this time?

Yes, your daughter's awake.
- What time is it?

Six o'clock already? My God but …
- Oh yes.

- But at home Florence never wakes up before eleven.

- Yes, but she's on holiday here.

- Claude, there's a little black boy, come quickly.

- Anyway, what do we do with the little black boy?
- Claude was furious.

Next time, we check under the seats.

- He's trying to get the parents on the phone.

- We don't have a phone, so much the better.

- I suffocate all year long in
a council flat but at summer camp …

- You can breathe, can't you.

- If I'd known she'd make us march.
- And so fast …

- She's got big shoes, big socks and big legs.

- And big boobs.

- What are you studying?
- Sport education for a diploma.

- Shall we go and build some huts?

- Aren't you afraid?
- No no, not with you.

- What are our thoughts about ecology?
- I'm for it.

- Let's get a move on, we'll lose the girls.
- Great!

Since we can't stand them …

- Yes, but then, we won't have anyone we can't stand?

- Françoise, the cable.
- Yeah. Yeah, thanks.

- We should put the speaker behind the screen.

- What?
- Yeah, that's fine.

- How far have you got?
- The pool table's the problem.

We don't know where to put it.

If you want my opinion, Claude, they must've
put the pool table before they even built the castle.

I don't know, what do you think?
- Who, me? Nothing.

- Fine.

- Florence.
- Yeah?

- Want a sweet?

- Got a light?

- Watch this.

- You're sick!

- A real virgin.

Hey, Claude.

If we can't move the pool table, we'll dance on it.

- Yeah, well don't act like an idiot.
If I see anyone doing that …

- Where are you putting the screen?
- Ah, that's Francis's problem.

- Look, Claude, here.

- There you are, we just have
to put the pool table under the screen.

There, it won't be in the way
during parties or film shows.

Come on, all you strong guys, come and lend a hand here.

We'll protect the pool table.
Come on!

- Claude!

- Just in time, come and help.

- Not with my back I can't.

There's a Mrs. Yuda Hamassan on the phone.

- Who?
- Didi's mother.

- Who?
- The little black boy's mother. On the phone.

- You can see my problem, can't you?

Ok, I'm coming, I'm coming. Push!

With my back, but I can't.

You see here and there.

My country is not in my crown, it is in this pool table.

The pool table we're going to
put here. Come on, gently, gently does it.

That's it.

You see here and there, my uncle …

General-Duke Jean-Baptiste Pressis of Val d'Oise …

That's good.
You see here and there.

Not here.
There, it's better.

He won his most brilliant victories on this table.

You see here and there.
You see here and there.

Come on, let's go!
- Please my Zuzu, you only talk nonsense.

Instead of taking care of your pool table,
you'd have done better to make me children.

- You can keep sweating, I'm off.

- Zuzu, you snort snuff, you
snort snuff and you talk nonsense!

- Shit what a mess!

- D'you think it's broken?
- Oh no, it's in great shape.

- Apocalypse Now.

Calm block here fallen from some far disaster.

- I'm sorry, really. No, really sorry, I mean.

Anyway, the insurance will cover it, don't worry.

Right, I have to go, Africa's on the phone.

- Sorry, Uncle.

General-Duke!

Jean-Baptiste Pressis de Val d'Oise,

who on this pool table
won so many brilliant victories.

You see here and there.

- My little Martial, we're
going to send them to a dead end.

- Tell me something.
Are you successful with … with girls?

- What?
- Yeah, you've got the face for it.

- But Martial, it's not just the face that counts.

- Do you have a trick?
- An essential trick.

Here, I'll show you, let's recite a tirade of Musset.

How can I tell you what I feel?

A glance from your eyes
changed my fate, and so on, and so on …

- And does it work?
- Every time!

Come on, we're doing a one-way street.

- You see, for me, that
wouldn't be right, it's much too long.

Before the end, the girl will have … she'll have gone.

- Marianne, look at this,
I've got a zit and it's not the right time.

- Show me.

We won't do anything, we have to let it ripen.

- Marianne! An injured boy.

- But it's nothing at all,
he could have come on his own.

- No, I preferred it that way, and anyway,
I don't want the children coming on their own.

- He found a way to come and look at you.

- Don't talk nonsense, young man.

Do you like the summer camp?
-Yes, it's nice.

- Not too much work?
- A little, but it's fine.

Work, camp, scratches.
He's not even close to a date with that lot!

- Fine!

- Marianne, I'm bringing you some walking wounded.

- What happened?

Hey, you're not close to get a date either.

- On your knee?

- What are we eating?
- Are you sitting next to me?

- No, I'm on duty.
- So, tomorrow?

That's right, we'll see about tomorrow.

- C'mon, have you got a crush on him?

We're only here for a month, every day counts.

- Marchais? He's an employee of multinationals.

- Marchais? You're crazy.
He's always yelling at multinationals.

- That proves it, my father's
always yelling at his boss.

- Look under your pillow tonight.
- What for?

- A letter.

- What did he want?

- I think a boy asked her on a date.
- A short-sighted one.

- We communicate by letter
at home too. My parents are never there.

- You never see your parents?
- No, never.

- Well, couldn't they adopt me?

That would suit you, wouldn't it?

- I'm the oldest, I do the serving.
- You're nice.

- Don't thank him, he's only
doing it to get bigger portions.

- Stop, I'm on a diet.

- You and your two fried eggs, you need to eat.

- It doesn't look very appetizing, right?

- Hey, that's way too much!
- Leave it, he still has some growing up to do.

- If you weren't a girl …

- That's unbelievable!
Look what you put on my plate,

and look what you helped yourself to.
- Don't spit.

- This guy's getting on my nerves.
- Repeat that if you dare, you brat!

- Basically, that's enough for me,
especially as I've got dia—diarrhoea just now.

- A man is someone who
doesn't shut up when you tell him to.

- Yes, but a guy who's very
successful with girls has to eat.

- The ma—mashed potatoes!

- That's too much, I'm sorry. Here, pass the mash.

Stop it!

No, stop it! No, not the mash! Give it to me!

Give me the mashed potatoes!

I was worried, you understand.
- No, everything's fine, Madame.

Yes, everything's fine, everything's fine,
yes, they're just having a peaceful lunch.

- I didn't recognize you.

I spoke to your parents
on the phone, it's okay, you're staying.

OK, fine. This is rough, what a mess. Come on.

We need to make more mash,
I don't think there's going to be enough.

- That's enough, right?

No, they're already cutting my budget.

So if the grant doesn't come,
all you'll have is mashed potatoes.

- Listen mate, I spoke to the guy
in the sub-prefecture on the phone.

He agrees, so you can sort it
out with him, it's your problem.

And tell me what the hell we're doing in
the small pool? We look like two old farts. Come on.

What will the kids think?

- But you know I'm not a very good swimmer.

- Every year, every year it's the same story.
I told you to learn to swim in the winter.

You won't be disoriented, it's minus 12 today.

Come into the big pool, at least it's heated. Come on.

- The water looks nice on your skin.

Aren't you staying, Bruno?

- No, I have some work to do.

- You'd be better taking care of us.

- Listen, I failed my exam in June.

You wouldn't want me to fail it in September too?

- Do you need someone to help you study?

- No thanks, not really. I was offered that in June …

It cost me a lot.

- Hey, check out that pair of boobs.
- Nah, they're fake.

- Maybe she's got a fake arse too.

Are you gonna—are you gonna sink?
I mean, you lost your floats?

- Bastards!

- Fuck off!

- Come on, come on, let's dive.

- What? Did someone call me?

Go on!

Leave me alone!

Bastards!

- You know you shouldn't have
thrown her in the water, she's on her period.

- How was I to know? She should have put up a sign.

- Yeah, blink—blink—blinking.
- Don't try to say difficult words.

- Hey, Didi, coming in?

There aren't any crocodiles.

- I don't feel like it.
- Didi, come on.

Where are the fiancés?
- Over there. They're talking.

- What do you think it was we saw this morning?

- A thing to fly to the Moon.
- A LEM?

- It's a LEM, I rocognized it.
- Rocognized it …

Shall we set up an expedition?
- Superb! That'd be great!

- Push, push, breathe. Push, breathe.

It's a little girl.

What do we do with this?

- Snacks! Snacks!

Snacks. Hey, take it easy, kids.

- Money to earn, a few strokes to pull.

- Well, I'm here for the kids!

- Naturally, with your face.

Wow! It's back to nature with you.

When we see you, we forget about pollution problems.

- Marianne!

Marianne, help! I've got cramp!

Rémi! Rémi, you're on duty! Stay here!

- I'll tell her you're thinking of her.

- Come back here, Rémi!

- Please, Gilbert, behave yourself.
Not in front of the kids.

- I can't believe she doesn't have any pills?

Where's she put them?

Yes, here they are! Come and look!

You can have your massage in your room.

- OK … In my room … All alone.

Thanks for the massages, honey!

- Can you tell me what this pill is for?

I found it in my stuff.

- Look, I have the same. They're for constipation.

- Shit! I was sure I put them there.

No, not the toothpaste!

Oh you bastards, not the toothpaste! No!

- I like mash, but not too much.

- You shouldn't have done that.

Ultra-Brite!

- If you need a toothbrush let me know.

- That hamster stinks!
- Don't listen to her, Paulette.

- Do you want me to read it to you?
- Keep your nose out!

Dear Valérie,

I love you - I'm telling you in a letter.

Because I stutter … a little, not … not too much.

Not … not always.

Shit, he really is the stutterer!

They're going to make fun of me.

Do you know why Belgians like the camp plates?

- No.
- No.

Because of all the chips.

And you know the one about the Belgian
who didn't find anything at the Samaritaine?

- Is that supposed to be funny?
- Another one of your stupid joke.

- Murielle, the glasses don't suit you, you know.

- Because you think maybe
your way of speaking suits you?

- I'd rather see you in bed!
- Me too!

- Come on, bedtime!!

I know, at this time of day, we'd
all like to be in the arms of a girl—or a boy.

- So why do you come without your wife?

- A month's break every year.
She's the director of a summer camp.

- I bet the homecoming isn't sad!

- Bed bed bed! Don't be mean, I'm responsible.

- Don't worry Claude.
Come on, good night Emperor!

It's not the Emperor, Bonaparte. Bye Bonaparte!

- Bye bye.
- Sleep well, Bonaparte.

- Good night, Claude.
- Good night.

- What are you doing here?
- I had a nightmare.

- Come on.

Let's go kiddo, off to bed.

Make the best of it, starting
tomorrow there'll be a chick in this bed.

Duduche is following us in the corridors.
- Duduche, Duduche, the German teacher?

- Yeah, next year they're making
her teach sport as well as German.

- OK, night.

It stinks of toothpaste in here.

Are you sleeping, Ultra-Brite?

- So how did it end?

The Organization had hidden a python in his bed.

So when Superman went to bed—
- You freaked out, didn't you, Ultra-Brite?

- The cold of the snake …

I hope it's not a viper, I don't know much about snakes.

- There's a mosquito in here, kids, don't move.

- Hey Gilbert, nothing to be
afraid of, you're already touched.

- Little fucker, he's pissed on me!

Now I have to change my underwear, where did I put them?

Couldn't you have warned me you piss the bed?

- Every night …
- Yes, well you stay here in your piss.

And I'm going to sleep in your dry bed.

- They're great kids, aren't they?
- You might say that

Where did you find that?
- In my pocket.

- No big deal.

You're not always good with kids.

That's your general supervisor side.

No, I think my direct method of
understanding and contact is best.

I can hold them.

- Yeah, but they make fun of you a bit.
Napoleon, Bonaparte, the Emperor …

Is that nice?
- Yes, it's nice. They wouldn't go too far with me.

They made you an apple-pie bed.

Every year. Every year
the same old crap. Seriously. Shit!

That wasn't true, good night Emperor.

Really …

Fine, guys …

- I'm freaking out over there.
- So what?

Sleep on the floor, I don't want you to piss on me.

- Never twice in the same night.

- Yeah...

- Is Sylvie waiting for you?
- Yeah. What about you? Who's yours?

- Florence, but she's not waiting for me.

- Good night, men.

I'm going to tell your two
cuties they can go to sleep. Go!

Go!

Yes?

Caroline.

- Were you working?
- No, not really.

- I thought as soon as you were in
your room you got straight into your books.

- Well … no.

No.

You see, no, I wasn't working.

I was thinking.

- Are you looking for something?

- The bathroom!
- The bathroom? The WC's behind you.

- Don't you ever sleep?
- No.

- No, no, that's not it, it's—

Yeah, that's okay, keep going.

Are you tired?

- No no, it's okay, keep going.
- Well …

Good night, Professor.

Is it raining?

- Two square metres of roof are peeing out the window.

- I'm going to complain to the director!

Go and pee somewhere else!
- La, la, la, shake me shake me shake me!

- Now we're going to show you a very
very difficult exercise that'll wake you up.

We form pairs, back to back, and you lift your partner.

Come on kids, two by two, back to back and lift …

- Did you stay up late with Bruno?
- Until the middle of the night.

- You lucky girl, what did you do?

- A little English.
- That's what you say.

Is he nice naked?

Come on, tell me.
- I'll tell my mother.

- What'll you tell your mother?

- That you're always talking about sex.

You can take the opportunity to give her news of yours.

- Are you going to wash up now?

Tell me Caroline …

… Are you going to take a pill?
- You think so?

- Well yes, of course, in case
you have an English lesson tonight.

Take one.

- When?
- Now, right now.

- She's showing off, she doesn't have a pill.

- Why does Florence want
her to take pills that give her colic?

You don't understand anything. Anything.

- She does have some.

- I've never seen any.
- Is that what pills are like?

- Doesn't your mother take them?

- Go on, take some.

Go on, swallow.

What are you waiting for? Go on.

Swallow!

Well, that way, at least you can run.

- But we washed yesterday.
- They're annoying with all their washing.

- You two over there. Would you
mind coming and washing yourselves?

Silly boys!

Kids, those who lost their toothpaste tube,

come and give me your name and Francis—
- Jaws, the infernal jaws?

- Jaws, if you prefer …
Hey, are you listening to me?

Jaws is going to give you a new tube free.

- There's no hurry.

- Wet it, you'll find it cleans better.

Have you washed your ears?
- No need, you can't see them.

Good morning.

What are we doing this morning?

- Don't give them ideas.

Have you brushed your teeth?
- Yes.

- That's good.

Are you washing?
- Waiting for the water to heat up.

Go to the sinks inside, you'll find hot water.

- Here …

You've nicked my trousers!

You'll never be able to walk.

- What's a multinational?

- And I'll never have enough underwear for both of us.

- Lucky Luc, have you brushed your teeth?

- I'm out of toothpaste.
- Clean them without toothpaste.

- Won't that wear out the brush?

- How about going into town?
- Yeah! Yeah!

- And what are we going to do while we're here?
- We're on patrol.

So everyone, meet here at 12.30. OK?

- I'll stay with you.

Oh my belly! Bathroom! Bathroom!

- The pill's working.

- You're thinking about toothpaste.
- What brand?

- Can I come with you?

- You can carry my bags.
- Yeah, sure.

- Hey Martial.
- Who—Who's calling me?

Oh it's you.
- Thanks for your letter.

- I was afraid you'd tell me to fuck off.

- You stutter, so what? Doesn't
stop you from giving me a little present.

- Hang on. Rémi!
- Yeah?

- Your letter worked.

Have you got ten francs?
- Here.

- Thanks.

Dammit!

- Don't you have anything else to play with?
- It's not my fault, the door slammed.

- I'm getting my School Certificate next year.
- Really?

What do you do in August?
- I work.

I work to earn money, I pay for the camp myself.

I value my independence.
- Oh, you're very independent?

- Very much.

I'd like to go dancing one of these evenings.

Bonaparte will never let us go out.

There's no one there.

Shall we sit here?
- Yeah.

What do you want?
- Me, with whipped cream.

Can I help you cross?
- That would be lovely.

Can I take your arm?
- Sure.

- It's been a long time since
I walked arm in arm with a young man.

I've always liked that.

But … But why all this toothpaste?

Do you brush your teeth that often?

- No no, it's for a joke, silly stuff.

- Well, here. Take this little banknote. Yes yes.

Go and do your silly stuff, as you say. Yes yes yes.

- Thank you very much, Madame.
- Thank you, Madame.

It's me who thanks you.

- Madame.
- Yes?

- I'd like that.
- Here.

- You don't have enough,
you need another five francs.

- I'll bring it next week.

- Oh no, you have to pay cash.
- But I'm fine with that. Very happy.

Thank you, Madame.
Goodbye, Madame.

- Madame, could you ring for me, I can't reach it.

- Of course, my boy.

- At your age, Granny?

Just you wait, you bunch
of little brats! If I get hold of you …

- Everyone's gone mad.

Come on, come on, there's ice cream.

- I don't like youngsters.

- Youngsters, eh? I'll be 15 soon.

Well, all you have to do is multiply by two.

- What a drag.

- Me, Monsieur, me!
- Me, Monsieur! Me, me!

- Monsieur! Strawberry vanilla!
Strawberry vanilla for me!

Two scoops of chocolate, Monsieur!
Hey, please.

- Can you eat all that?
- The only thing I can't digest is couscous.

- Watch out, we're about to leave … Run!

- I didn't get one.
- I'll make you one.

The ride isn't finished.

Remain seated.
- No, I'm giving it to you.

- And the coins too?
- Yes.

- A present?
- Yes.

- Thank you.

Why Jaws … Why did you kill me?

I would have given you back your peanut.

Watch out, it's going to break!

- Yes, but you have to take risks in life, buddy.

Wait until it comes to a complete
stop before getting on, as well as getting off.

Well then, what's happening to you?

You have to get out, the big ride is over.

Give your Mum a smile.
- Oh, the big baby's not well, he's sick.

You're going to get a nice lollipop, a big one.

- Oh dear, that was fast, oh yes.

- Maria!
- Yes?

My God, is that for me?

Wait, I have something for you.

Here.

Here, I made this for you.

- Thanks Maria.
- You're welcome.

It's really beautiful.

Kids! Mail!

Mail!

Maria.

- Oh darling, how marvellous!

- Claude!

She's my wife.
- Is your wife Madame Claude?

- Gilbert.

Francis.
- That's me.

- Sylvie. Jacques.

Wait. Gilbert!

- We're thinking of you … Thank goodness!

My parents are taking it easy.

- Hey, I've got nothing.
- Yes you do, big boy.

You're thinking about the campfire.
- Yeah, yeah, it's getting ready.

- Hey guys, I have a little brother!

- Hey guys, I have a grandfather!
- And you are notified by letter?

- I'm glad they at least thought to tell me.

- They took the liberty of picking
my flowers! You see, here and there.

- Oh yes.
- His flowers are his children.

He gets up at night to see
that they're not lacking anything.

- My flowers …
- Look, what beautiful flowers!

Wunderbar, magnificent!
Someone's just given them to me.

I'm going to take them to my room.

As a necklace, perhaps?
Ah Mr. Hubert, I'm going to give you one.

Wunderbar!

- I can see my father has free time.
- What's your father doing?

- Nothing. And later on,
I'm going to do exactly the same.

- Hi Martin, I have a letter too.
Will you come and see me after lunch?

I'll make a big cheese tart, for you and your Isabelle.

- Not sure about Isabelle,
she ate too much creme Chantilly.

- Will you come anyway?
- Yeah.

- OK.

I got a letter from my sister.

She's coming soon.

Hang on, those vegetables …
did you buy them at a discount?

- But I have to keep to my daily budget.

- That's no reason to kill us!

- Then just cook sauces!
- Sauces!

- Isabelle Bauchu. Isabelle Bauchu.

Beau-Cul! Beau-Cul! Beau-Cul!

- Give it to me.
- Are you going to take it to her?

- Yeah yeah.
- Are you sure, Martin?

- Yeah.
- Go on then.

- I was expecting a letter.
- Well, you got one.

- From my parents, but I
was expecting a letter from you.

Don't let it upset you.
- No, I wasn't hoping.

Well, just a little bit.

- That'll be for another time.
- My mother doesn't live with my father any more.

So each of them must think the other's writing to me.

- That's probably it.
- How about you?

- Me, well, some good news from the family.

- Great!
- Come.

- You've got a letter!

- Not on my bed.

The creme Chantilly's making me sick. You read it.

- My dear little Zaza. They call you Zaza?

- Just read.

- Everything's fine here.
I hope everything's fine for you too.

Last Sunday, we had lunch at Aunt Lydia's.

I should say we stuffed ourselves.

I'll tell you the menu, it'll make you want some.

We started with snails.
You know,really big, really fatty ones.

Just the way you like them.
But Aunt had added too much butter.

They were swimming in butter.

Then, we had an eel stew.

- Quick, open up, my stomach hurts! Quick!

- Go somewhere else! Zaza, are you listening?

Eel stew …

Eel after snails, you would have had a great time.

Be careful what you eat, with your delicate liver.

- My parents are divorced,
that's why I get big parcels.

- Really?
- Listen, I'll explain.

I write to my father that
my mother sent me a three-kilo parcel.

And you know what my father does?
He sends me a four-kilo package.

So I write to my mother that
my father sent me a four-kilo parcel.

And then, she sends me a five-kilo parcel.
- Tell you what, that's a pretty good trick!

You didn't get a letter, did you.

You've got a heavy heart.

Yeah … you're a poor pony.

Just look at this room!

What a mess they've left it in.
Watever does it look like.

- Clearly, a dormitory, in some disorder.

The room's lucky. It's having fun.

If you'd only made me children
instead of watching your flowers grow.

- But you see here and there, the mother
of the General-Duke with a pair of panties on her head.

- Well my Zuzu, that makes a change.

When she was alive she had neither head nor panties.

There are truths that can kill an entire nation!

Sorry, Aunty.

- You cheated, you're a disgrace!
- No!

- You did cheat, yeah.

OK hang on, I'm going to pee.

- I pee at night.

- La, la, la, shake me, shake me, shake me.

- Right, kids! A nice shower.
That'll do you a lot of good, I think.

You don't have a towel?
You don't have any underwear?

- What for?
- Off you go and get some clean laundry.

- You're really not am eco-warrior, are you?

- Come on, everyone, clothes off!

What's the matter?
- I don't want to take my clothes off.

- Yeah, but to take a shower,
I don't see any other solution.

I don't want to take my clothes off.

- Listen, I'll come with you.

And we can play rugby in the shower.
- Yeah?

Yes, you'll see, it's fun.
We throw the soap at each other.

It slips through our fingers, so we kick it.

Sound good?
- Yes, but I don't want to take my clothes off.

- OK.

Valérie, come on, come up.

- Are they naked?

- For the méchoui, a nice couscous with rice …
- Yes … And pasta for dessert.

- Quick, the director's coming!

- They'll have enough to eat.

- They're all so small.
- Especially from that height.

Marianne! Marianne!

Hi. She descended the ladder super fast.

- She's got a broken arm.
- Oh really? Major hassle.

All right, I'll take her to the doctor.
- OK.

- Want me to come with you?
- No no, you stay in the camp.

- Yes yes.

I fancy going out tonight.

How about going to the cinema?
- We? Who?

- Us … The two of us, you and me.

- It's nice of you, but Rémi's buying
drinks tonight. He has a little brother, you know?

- Yes, I know, yes.

Is there something between you and Rémi?

- Oh, leave me alone.
- You're so hot-tempered.

You remind me of my fiancée.

Besides … The more I look at you the—

- The more you think of someone else, is that it?
- No, no, that's not what I mean.

My fiancée has lively eyes like yours.
- So keep her.

When you have someone …
- Do you have someone?

- In medical school, you know, you're never alone.

- No, we're never alone.

- Hey Marianne, I've got a white sore.

- With this, you're safe in space.
- I have to find one for myself.

Hey! The director!

And two pairs of shoes to walk on the moon.

I know where to find some.

It's the big thri-thri,
it's the big ill-ill, it's the big thrill!

Steady, the mercenaries! Forward! Yeah!

Yeah, very powerful, you defied death.

He's my champion. In 15 years,
Luc—French toboggan team.

- Claude.

I'm in love.
- You're in love? Great!

You're not alone, mind you.

Tell yourself that being in love
is one more chance in life.

- I'd like lots of children.
- Not me.

My mother told me that motherhood is deforming.

Well, you're not at risk.

- I have a problem.

- A problem? Some kind of trouble, or what?

Who are you in love with?
- Florence.

- Ah, Florence!

Good choice.
No no, she's a good girl.

Have you talked to her about it?
- I talked to her but I didn't tell her anything.

I'd like you to tell her.

- What am I supposed to tell her?
- Well, that I love her.

- Not easy.

Yeah OK, fine, thanks for the setup.

And do you think I'm still able
to declare love to a 15-year-old girl?

Hey, he doesn't need anyone.

- Put your helmet on so that
if the base call us, you'll hear them.

- Claude, what the hell are you doing here?
My files, we need to get to work!

- Work can wait!
You keep pushing me, pushing me! Leave me alone.

I'll see what I can do.

In any case, in this weather, I'm staying outdoors.

- OK OK.

Dédé!
- I didn't hear you coming.

- I can't find my shoes. Both pairs.

Call the base.
- Allo, base?

This is the LEM, we're heading
towards the Sea of Tranquility.

Stop a moment! We're fine here.

Away from the parents, away from the kids.

We can sunbathe and work.
I don't see what's bothering you, really.

- Sunburn. Come on, read this.
- Oh dear.

What the hell was the director doing there?

- My files! My files!

My receipts! The letter from the prefect!

- Allo base, we have Moon
inhabitants right in front of us.

For information, the Lunars are waving their arms.

- Stop! Stop the machine! Stop!

- Allo base. We have been
intercepted by furious Lunars.

It's the end.

- Stop!
- Goodbye.

Oh, my receipts, oh no, oh no!

Here.

Look.

We're going on the warpath. Both of us. Agreed?

And the ones who don't
write to you are getting scalped.

I promise.

- You, get to bed!

Come on, don't be upset.
Claude yelled at you but he does like you.

It'll be fine, and then you
can set off for the Moon again.

With Martin or with someone else.

- With Martin.
- Would you like to marry an astronaut?

- Well first I'd have to decide to get married.

- I'd like to marry an astronaut.

- Not as good as a footballer.

- Don't cry.
- Are you coming?

- Yes, I'm coming.

I cried at my first camp too.
- And now?

- No no, that's all over now, I don't cry any more.

Except when I see your tears.
Come on, stop crying.

I'll give you a big chocolate cake, OK?

- No.
- No? Oh well, too bad.

- Caroline.

You might knock before you come in, yeah?

- Bruno, we're no longer there.
- What d'you mean we're no longer there?

But we're there, what are you talking about?

We are there.

Listen, go to bed, no English tonight.

Anyway, you can see I was asleep.
- That's a lie, you weren't asleep.

- You were thinking about me.
- That's it, off you go!

- Say it. I'll go if you say you were thinking about me.

- I was thinking about you. There.
- Say it like a lover.

- I was thinking about you.

- Have you gone crazy or what!

- I saw someone do that on TV.

The guy really liked it.

- Everything's always better on TV.

- You know, he worries me.

- OK, go to bed. Bed.

- Yes?
- Are you okay?

- Yes, I'm okay.

You see here and there—
- Oh shut up, Zuzu.

I'm still sleeping.

- We're always someone's child.

They're doing it again!

A light rain beats down a big wind and heavy shutters.

- It worked, didn't it.
- Yeah.

He shouldn't have reported us.

- If we're not allowed to pee out the window now …

- Well, my Duke, what strength this morning.

Why didn't you use it during the night?

- Yes, you see here and there.

It would have been better if I'd never taken snuff.

Hey kids, I'm staying with you
because I don't know where Bruno's gone.

- He's left.
- You had quite an effect on him.

He preferred to run away.
- If he's gone, it's because he loved me too much.

I'm sure of that.
- You're dreaming.

- Tell me, what do you know about it?
- I saw him with his suitcase.

When I was pretending to pee out the window.

- That was you! You'll hear
about it, believe me. Both of you.

- Claude, Luc's missing.

- Shit, what's wrong with them today?

Shiiit!

- Hey, Bonaparte, you've started
Waterloo, everyone's running away.

- Your ticket please, sir.

Sir, your ticket please.

Sir, please, your ticket.

Your ticket, please.

Thank you.

Luc!

Here we are, my ticket!

- That kid, if he were my son …

- Hey, Lucky Luc, are you
going to stop or should I draw?

- You scared me.

- Where are you off to, Lone Eagle?
- What about you?

- I was feeling down.
- Same as my pony.

- Really?
- But you got mail, didn't you?

- Yes, but … Not the one I was waiting for.
- From a woman?

- Yes.

- Me too, my mother. Not a single letter from her.

- My mother writes to me, but
it's the girl I love … who doesn't write.

- That's no reason to leave us.

To leave you? Hey, you still left before me, right?

- You didn't know that.

So, what do we do then? Are we going back?
- Back home?

- No, to the camp.
- Great! They'll be happy.

- I'm sure they will. Come on then.

Bruno! Bruno! Bruno!

♪ The monitors—They show their thighs. ♪

♪ The monitors—They're all in heat. ♪

♪ The director—He's feeling sick. ♪

♪ The monitors—They show their thighs. ♪

♪ The monitors—They're all in heat. ♪

♪ The director—He's feeling sick. ♪

♪ The monitors—They show their thighs. ♪

♪ The monitors— ♪
- I'm sure he came back for me.

- OK, have your day off in peace
tomorrow. I'll take care of your kids.

- OK.

- Why do you always wear such big shoes?

- Because feet, I hate feet, even mine, it's physical.

- She's crazy.
- She's crazy but I love her …

Shut up! You'll end up waking the kids.

- Hey guys! Guys!

Look, I found some.
- That's great!

- In the bursar's office.
- In Gilbert's office?

- Yeah.
- What brand?

What brand? Like Gamelle?
- Camel!

Oh sorry.
We have to make less noise.

We can hear you all the way down the stairs.
- Do you smoke?

- Yeah, what of it?
- So do I, give us a fag.

- Aren't you afraid of getting cancer?

- You sound like my mother.

- Marianne.

Marianne, open the door, it's Rémi.

Marianne, it's an emergency!
You have to open the door. Now!

- Shut up! Marianne's not here.

As you can see. So beddy-byes.

Marianne, my darling, I'm crazy about you.

I'm coming, my love.

You know …

You know, other women can show themselves to me,

desire me, caress me, brush up against me …

But you're the only one who
counts in my eyes, my mouth, my lips,

my heart. my body …

- Hey Gilbert, here's a sex diary.

Don't forget to get yourself graded.

- Ah Marianne …

… If only I could tell you all that to your face.

Would you rather leave the light on?

- Hey, move over.
- Are you mad?

- We won't be able to sleep together when we get home.

- Get out of it! Move over!

- Did you get in through the window?
- No, the hallway.

- That's not as good.
- I get dizzy.

- That doesn't matter, it's better
if you come in through the window.

- I'm going.
- No, stay!

- You guys eat too much
for breakfast. I can't cope any more.

- Yeah, but if we're underfed, that's no good either.

Excuse us.
Véronique.

Stop the boys from sleeping in the girls' dormitory.

- Who slept with the girls?
- Martin, with Isabelle.

- Make them do less sport, they'll eat less.

- No thanks.
- You're not eating?

- Well, that'll help a bit.

- You know Claude, the kids don't do
anything wrong, they just chat, that's all.

- Sure, but I can't let people believe
I accept the principle of mixed dormitories.

The parents would throw me in jail.

- Was it you who left Lucky Luc in his wet sheets?

- Yeah, the kid's annoying,
he wets the bed every night.

- OK, but don't you think
you're being a bit old-fashioned here?

- Besides, the kid can't do anything about it.

- It's obvious.
- OK OK, I'll tell him to go and eat.

- I've already told him.
- Can't you mind your own business?

Maybe you think you can do what
you like because you're fucking the nurse.

Anyway, it's not difficult,
your room's right across from hers.

- Hi.
- Hi.

- Rémi, what about the little girl who was crying?
- Annie? No, she's better, I'll look after her.

- Valérie, you're completely crazy.

- We have to free the Woman,
she's locked up in guardianships.

- It's this way.
- We have to find a piece of paper under a stone.

- It took us 12 minutes, we can still win.

- You won't find a stone looking up there!

- What's guardianship?

- Up there!

- Couldn't you have said that sooner, moron?
- Give me a chance find my words.

- I like your words when you find them.

- Go to the village grocery.

And order the ingredients
needed for a ratatouille for six people.

- Do you know what a ratatouille is?
- No.

- What's guardianship?
- It's a dish from the South with lots of fish.

- That's a bouillabaisse.
- How d'you know that?

- My grandmother comes from Marseille.
- Hey, wait for me!

- We're from the summer camp.
- Yeah I guessed that. You're not the first.

Well then. Write on this piece
of paper what you need for a ratatouille.

Look in the aisles.
- Thanks.

- So the boy from Marseille, tell us.

- There's rice, I'm sure of that.
- And tomatoes.

- There's sausage too.

- We'll have to refill the jars for the next lot.

Régis! Régis!

We ate a lot of sweets.
- Did you bring me some?

- No, why?

- Why? I fed you, I clothed you … You can drop dead.

Are you taking him for a walk?

Death first catches those who run, Giono used to say.

And then those who don't run any more.

You see, here and there, my horse is falling apart.

- Get people to come
and visit him, that'll restore him.

- The bastard's taking him to the slaughterhouse.

No, Madame, he was wrong to tell you he cut his finger.

He should have written, I scratched my finger.

Yes, I assure you that he still has all ten fingers.

- Claude, Claude, tell me,
can my girlfriend come and join me?

- If you want, but be discreet.
- Count on us.

- Let's avoid serial suicides, you know.

- What? What did you say? Suicides?

- No, Madame, I'm joking.

- That's horrible.
- We haven't had any suicides yet.

At least, as far as I know.

- I have to write to my father.

- I don't mind eating your parcels
but I don't want to carry them any more.

Maybe the engine's flooded …
- But you see here and there!

- You haven't …?
- I don't do snuff any more!

- All right, I think we've gained 12 hours.

Tonight will be beautiful. Will we spend it together?

- If you want, but in your room.

- Is this seat free?

Do you like cinema?
- Oh yes, especially fight movies.

You didn't keep me a seat?

- No, on purpose, so we'll be on the same seat. Hurry up.

- Don't make a noise.

Light!
- I'm looking.

There it is.

You think he's going to let us do it?

- You don't have a wife, do you?
- Yes yes.

- Are you sleeping with her?
- Yes, every night.

- Even now?
- Yes yes.

- You're dreaming.
- Yes yes.

- You're dreaming of Marianne.

Open the door.

- Have you inished?
- Yes, it's good.

♪ On the floor, a spider was knitting her boots ♪

♪ In a bottle a snail was putting on its trousers ♪

- Think of something, it's urgent.

Because of Gilbert's dreams.
- Something? Because of Gilbert's dreams?

- Yeah yeah.
♪ Pluck the guitar ♪

♪ A big pot-bellied rat was ringing the Angelus ♪

Well, it's over, thanks. No, we won't insist.

Now's the time for the great Franco-German alliance,

which will be personified by
the director of the establishment himself.

- Hey, come quick, I need you.
- No.

- Immer schön, wunderbar la vie

Come and see Mummy who makes you strawberry tarts.

- Go ahead.

- Can I hide the horse in your room?

- Yes, darling.
- Give me the key.

- Here you are, sweetheart.

Hey! I've got the key.

- I hope he won't pee in the hallway.

- Are you sure it's this way?
- Of course it is. I know.

- When the cook comes back,
she'll have the horse's arse in her face.

Come on, let's turn him round.

- Why not in your room?
- Because there are sick people in the infirmary.

- Oh, OK.

- Your room is really comfortable.
- The bastards!

They'll pay for this.
- They'll pay!

- Do you hear me? They'll pay for this.

I don't know what I did with my key.

Hey, if the door's locked,
all you have to do is sleep in the stable.

Good night.

Oh, I left the key in the door.

Where's that switch.

Are you crazy? Get the horse out of here!

- You said yes, it was to save
his life. You can't refuse me this.

One night, just one night.

- Do you think he's a sound sleeper?

- I'll never forget this.
- Never?

OK, off to bed.

- Good night Maria.
- Good night.

Good night Maria.
- Good night.

- Good night.
- Good night, darling.

Turn round!

- Hey!
- Oh, don't get any ideas.

- They stole my bed.

- Don't be angry, but I don't
sleep very well when there's two of us.

And besides, you stopped me from fucking Marianne.

I'm going to sleep very well.

- Gilbert, did you fuck Marianne the other night?

- Yes. At least …

… Not directly.

It's more than that for me.

I love her.
- You do?

- Well, it had to be said, old chap.

In this case, seriously, I'll leave the
field clear for you, you can count on that.

- You'd do that?

- If I have no competition, I'll marry her.

- I'll be your witness. Come on, move your arse.

- I'll sleep on the floor if you like.

Oh no!

I don't want to wake up with horse shit all over my face.

There now.

Excuse me, my good man.

- Hubert Pressis, Duke of Val d'Oise.

- Madame Bauchu, Your Highness.

Dad, say something.
Yes, we're looking for the summer camp.

I'd like to see my daughter, little Zaza.
- As for me …

… I'm looking for a nag the Duke
named Pan-Pan. As you can see here and there.

But me, Zuzu …

… I don't know where to find
the square metre of roof you call Zaza.

- My Lord, could you repeat that?
- History, Madame, does not repeat itself.

- He speaks in riddles but …

… He speaks them well.

- Are you shy or what?

- It's not about me, it's about Régis.

Régis is nice, isn't he? Don't you like the boy?

- I don't give a shit.
- Claude!

The old man's nag's disappeared.
- What do you mean?

- Not that he's very attached to it,
he's taking it to the slaughterhouse.

It's probably the children.
- The children? No no no.

- Although … Why not?

- Not a word to his lordship, but
between you and me, they did the right thing.

As the Duke himself would say … only
the women who loved him could tell how cruel he is.

You see here and there!

- Do you know anything about the nag?
- No, not at all.

- Right then, Régis.

- I'll tell him he should look elsewhere.

I have plenty friends who'd ask for nothing better.

Régis … No … It's you I love.

- What the hell are you talking about?

- Isn't it obvious?
You're the reason I came to camp.

- I'm Isabelle Bauchu's Mum. This is her Dad.

- This is a surprise.

You see what you can do.
- Well that's no problem.

I don't love Régis. It's you I love.

It's you I love!

- Very good, Very good.

This is a surprise, really.

- Good morning Monsieur.
- Good morning Madame, Monsieur.

I haven't seen her, I think
she's probably here this morning.

- I'm worried without my little girl, so worried.

Isn't that right, Dad?

- You did well to come.

- It's stylish.
- Oh yes, stylish, that's the word.

- This is the last night I sleep with a horse!

- Please, please.

Hey, Valérie!

Do you know where Isabelle is?

She's with Martin, that's all I know.

Did you have fight with a little friend?

- No, we were watching the boys in the shower.

- The good Lord punished you!

Mr. Bauchu, you must have done that too, am I right?
- I would never have married a satyr!

- Well, I did, Madame.

Children still do it, but less
and less. It's a dying tradition.

I want to die!

I'm going to jump!
- Holy Virgin, she's not going to do that?

I'll take care of it.

- I'm going to jump!

- There you are. Come on,
give me a hug, I just saved your life.

Off you go.

We can't live in a summer camp for a month,

with eighty boys and girls from ten to 30 years old,

without something happening, from time to time.

Please.

- Stop acting like idiots over there!
- Véronique!

Where's Isabelle?
- Isabelle?

- Again! I've seen her twice,
and each time she steps on my toes!

- So where is she?

- I know where Isabelle is.

- Oh, you little angel,
you know where my little girl is?

Dad, give him a sweet. He's cute.

- Where is she?
- With Martin.

- The father won't come to the birth?
- I don't know where Martin is.

- But who's this Martin I keep hearing about?

- He's her boyfriend, Madame.
- Ah! Dad, help me.

- Relax, Madame Beau-Cul. Sorry, Madame Bauchu.

Well, do you know where they are?

- In there.

- Coming to sit on my lap?

- Zaza!
- Mum!

- You're coming home right away.

Come on, say something for once!

- All she had to do was give
me some chocolate, that Beau-Cul.

- Can you imagine what could have happened?

- Nothing could have happened, I was with Martin.

- Oh, my poor darling.
Made of crystal, like her mother.

- Here.

Sorry, there's nothing for you.

Valérie.

Thank you.

- That's a small parcel.
- My parents are living together again.

My father came home.
- Damn.

- You'd have made a good lawyer.

- Good morning, Madame, Monsieur.
- Good morning.

Claude, the children want to
buy the lord of the manor's horse.

- Yes, but what with?
- We'll manage.

- Kids!

All those who want to do
something for the horse, come with me.

- We could have sent
the girls to walk the street by now.

- Isabelle!

- Isabelle, come here!

- They're certainly not slow
for their age, are they, Madame?

- What's walking the street mean?

Here, put this letter in the mailbox.
- Who's it for, darling?

- It's for Luc, he never gets any.

- Crystal …

So you want to stay at the camp?
- Yes.

- She's beautiful. This girl is beautiful.

- I assure you, Mme Bauchu,
we teach them about life, that's all.

Now what …

- Director, we want to talk to you
concerning the kids' affair in the village.

- Right. Well, I'll be right back.
- Yes.

- You know, a summer camp is not
something you visit, it's something you experience.

- Certainly not at our age. Isn't that so, Dad?

- Mrs. Bauchu, I'm very happy to have seen you.

Goodbye M Bauchu, have a good trip.
- Thank you.

- Let's go, General.

♪ It's nothing new, life is beautiful, ♪
♪ Especially when it starts when you wake up ♪

- Thank you Claude.

Thank you for having me.

♪ Front and back, life
is beautiful, and even, ♪

♪ Even with its ups and downs ♪

♪ I love it, I love it, more than that ♪

♪ It's nothing new, life is beautiful ♪

♪ Having it deep in your heart within reach, anywhere ♪

♪ Whether we're in the water, whether we have wings, ♪

♪ Or whether we walk on two feet like us, ♪

♪ Life is beautiful when we have a date. ♪

♪ In the sun, in the rain ♪

♪ In the morning or at night ♪

♪ It's nothing new, life is beautiful. ♪

♪ Like the day I met you by chance, ♪

♪ It was hot, do you remember? ♪

♪ You smiled at me and said Hey, that's weird, ♪

♪ I think I've seen you somewhere before. ♪

♪ So, we went for a walk ♪
♪ You told me stuff that made me laugh ♪

This film was shot
at Château de Breteuil

English subtitles by
jeremys and Marseille

TNT 2025