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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:21,155 --> 00:00:23,457 [ominous organ playing] 4 00:00:23,491 --> 00:00:27,261 [bird shrieks] 5 00:00:31,732 --> 00:00:33,567 - HEY, IT'S FRED! 6 00:00:33,601 --> 00:00:35,236 MY LIFE IS A HORROR MOVIE. 7 00:00:35,269 --> 00:00:36,537 IT'S SO SCARY! 8 00:00:36,570 --> 00:00:38,206 I'M SO SCARED. 9 00:00:38,239 --> 00:00:40,474 AND YOU'LL BE, TOO, ONCE YOU HEAR ABOUT IT. 10 00:00:40,508 --> 00:00:43,177 YOU'LL BE SCARED AND SCARRED. 11 00:00:43,211 --> 00:00:45,479 SCARE-ARRED. 12 00:00:45,513 --> 00:00:47,181 THAT'S A NEW WORD I JUST MADE UP-- 13 00:00:47,215 --> 00:00:49,383 "SCARED" AND "SCARRED" COMBINED, 14 00:00:49,417 --> 00:00:50,751 WHICH IS WHAT YOU'LL BE. 15 00:00:50,784 --> 00:00:53,654 I'M GONNA GO GET A SNACK. 16 00:00:53,687 --> 00:00:55,656 DO YOU WANT TO HEAR ABOUT IT OR NOT? 17 00:00:55,689 --> 00:00:56,857 MEET ME IN THE KITCHEN. 18 00:00:56,890 --> 00:00:59,393 [thunder booms] 19 00:01:02,330 --> 00:01:04,765 USUALLY I LEAD A VERY NORMAL LIFE-- 20 00:01:04,798 --> 00:01:07,268 GO TO SCHOOL, HANG WITH FRIENDS, 21 00:01:07,301 --> 00:01:09,137 SEE MY GIRL. 22 00:01:09,170 --> 00:01:10,304 YOU REMEMBER JUDY, RIGHT? 23 00:01:10,338 --> 00:01:12,406 - [singing indistinct] 24 00:01:12,440 --> 00:01:15,343 - JUDY... 25 00:01:15,376 --> 00:01:17,278 YEAH, WE BROKE UP. 26 00:01:17,311 --> 00:01:19,180 DUMPED HER. 27 00:01:19,213 --> 00:01:20,114 - DON'T GO, FRED. 28 00:01:20,148 --> 00:01:23,784 - I'M SORRY, JUDY, BUT I CAN'T BE TIED DOWN. 29 00:01:27,788 --> 00:01:30,191 HERE'S LOOKIN' AT YOU, KID. 30 00:01:30,224 --> 00:01:31,692 - WELL, WE'LL ALWAYS HAVE THE PARTY 31 00:01:31,725 --> 00:01:34,595 WHERE YOU THREW UP ON ME, FRED, NOW, WON'T WE? 32 00:01:34,628 --> 00:01:37,331 - YEAH, THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED. 33 00:01:37,365 --> 00:01:40,668 BUT SHE WAS THE ONE TO BREAK UP WITH ME. 34 00:01:40,701 --> 00:01:44,338 ANYWAYS, THAT WASN'T THE SCARY PART. 35 00:01:44,372 --> 00:01:46,807 MY MUSIC TEACHER, MRS. FELSON, 36 00:01:46,840 --> 00:01:48,376 SHE IS THE BEST MUSIC TEACHER 37 00:01:48,409 --> 00:01:50,611 TO EVER LIVE ON THIS EARTH! 38 00:01:50,644 --> 00:01:52,913 HOW WAS IT? 39 00:01:52,946 --> 00:01:55,549 [loudly] HOW WAS IT, MRS. FELSON? 40 00:01:55,583 --> 00:01:58,252 - BEAUTIFUL, FRED. JUST LOVELY. 41 00:01:58,286 --> 00:01:59,453 - THANK YOU. 42 00:01:59,487 --> 00:02:00,688 - WHAT? 43 00:02:00,721 --> 00:02:04,225 - THANK YOU! 44 00:02:04,258 --> 00:02:08,429 - OH, TARZAN, DON'T YOU PLAY WITH MOMMY'S HEARING AID. 45 00:02:08,462 --> 00:02:10,864 - BUT TODAY WHEN I GOT TO SCHOOL, 46 00:02:10,898 --> 00:02:12,266 SHE HAD VANISHED. 47 00:02:12,300 --> 00:02:15,236 DISAPPEARED. GONE. WITHOUT A TRACE. 48 00:02:15,269 --> 00:02:17,738 MRS. FELSON. 49 00:02:17,771 --> 00:02:21,209 MRS. FELSON? 50 00:02:21,242 --> 00:02:24,512 MRS. FELSON? 51 00:02:24,545 --> 00:02:26,447 - HELLO-SKI. 52 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:28,349 - WHO ARE YOU? 53 00:02:28,382 --> 00:02:31,385 - WELL, WHO ARE YOU? 54 00:02:31,419 --> 00:02:33,421 - I'M FRED. 55 00:02:33,454 --> 00:02:36,624 - THAT TELLS ME ALMOST NOTHING. 56 00:02:36,657 --> 00:02:39,260 - I'M A STUDENT HERE. 57 00:02:39,293 --> 00:02:41,762 - I KNEW THAT. I WAS JUST KIDDING. 58 00:02:41,795 --> 00:02:44,465 - IT DIDN'T SEEM LIKE YOU WERE KIDDING. 59 00:02:44,498 --> 00:02:46,634 - OR DID IT? 60 00:02:46,667 --> 00:02:48,736 [laughs] 61 00:02:48,769 --> 00:02:51,305 I'M MR. DEVLIN, THE MUSIC TEACHER, 62 00:02:51,339 --> 00:02:55,576 AND I WANT TO HELP YOU JOIN THE WORLD WITH MUSIC. 63 00:02:55,609 --> 00:02:56,777 - MUSIC TEACHER? 64 00:02:56,810 --> 00:02:58,479 - DO YOU LIKE BULGOGI? 65 00:02:58,512 --> 00:02:59,747 - I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS, 66 00:02:59,780 --> 00:03:01,715 BUT WHERE'S MRS. FELSON? 67 00:03:01,749 --> 00:03:05,719 - OH. IT WAS, UH, HER TIME. 68 00:03:05,753 --> 00:03:07,154 TO MOVE ON? 69 00:03:11,024 --> 00:03:14,328 BYE-SKI. 70 00:03:14,362 --> 00:03:16,530 - HE WAS SO WEIRD. 71 00:03:16,564 --> 00:03:19,367 BUT THE HORROR DIDN'T END THERE. 72 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:22,370 OH, MY GAMMIT, I WASN'T EXPECTING THIS TO BE GOOD, 73 00:03:22,403 --> 00:03:23,571 BUT IT'S AMAZING! 74 00:03:23,604 --> 00:03:27,375 YOU'VE GOT TO TRY THIS. 75 00:03:27,408 --> 00:03:29,277 SORRY. 76 00:03:29,310 --> 00:03:33,447 ANYWAY, I'M SO SCARED ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED AFTER SCHOOL TODAY. 77 00:03:33,481 --> 00:03:35,849 SOMEONE FOLLOWED ME. A STALKER! 78 00:03:35,883 --> 00:03:38,652 A REALLY STRANGE PERSON. 79 00:04:05,346 --> 00:04:06,614 - [screams] 80 00:04:06,647 --> 00:04:08,749 - NO. BE QUIET. IT'S OKAY. 81 00:04:08,782 --> 00:04:09,750 DON'T SCREAM. 82 00:04:09,783 --> 00:04:12,052 - OKAY. 83 00:04:12,085 --> 00:04:16,424 - AAH! 84 00:04:16,457 --> 00:04:19,593 AAH! AAH. AAH. 85 00:04:35,476 --> 00:04:38,346 - FRED. 86 00:04:38,379 --> 00:04:42,583 FRED. 87 00:04:42,616 --> 00:04:46,687 - OH, MY GAMMIT! HE'S MOVING IN NEXT DOOR! 88 00:04:46,720 --> 00:04:47,688 - WHO? 89 00:04:47,721 --> 00:04:49,357 - MR. DEVLIN, THE WEIRD-- 90 00:04:49,390 --> 00:04:51,459 AAH! 91 00:04:54,628 --> 00:04:56,464 HEY, IT'S FRED! 92 00:04:56,497 --> 00:04:57,931 MY LIFE IS A HORROR MOVIE. 93 00:04:57,965 --> 00:04:59,433 IT'S SO SCARY! 94 00:04:59,467 --> 00:05:01,735 I'M SO SCARED. 95 00:05:01,769 --> 00:05:05,439 NOW DO YOU SEE WHY I WAS SO SCARE-ARRED? 96 00:05:05,473 --> 00:05:09,009 THIS SANDWICH IS REALLY MAKING ME FEEL BETTER. 97 00:05:09,042 --> 00:05:10,110 NOT TOTALLY, 98 00:05:10,143 --> 00:05:14,014 BUT, YOU KNOW, IT'S GETTING THERE. 99 00:05:14,047 --> 00:05:16,484 - WHY DID HE HAVE AN UMBRELLA IN THE DAYTIME? 100 00:05:16,517 --> 00:05:17,451 - I DON'T KNOW. 101 00:05:17,485 --> 00:05:19,820 IF I KNEW, I WOULDN'T BE SCARED, NOW WOULD I? 102 00:05:19,853 --> 00:05:22,790 - AND WHY ARE YOU SO SCARED? HE'S JUST A TEACHER. 103 00:05:22,823 --> 00:05:24,725 - HE'S RESPONSIBLE FOR THE DISAPPEARANCE 104 00:05:24,758 --> 00:05:26,427 OF MRS. FELSON, BERTHA. 105 00:05:26,460 --> 00:05:29,530 - OH. I THINK MRS. FELSON GOT FIRED. 106 00:05:29,563 --> 00:05:31,465 - YEAH, I GUESS THAT COULD HAVE HAPPENED, 107 00:05:31,499 --> 00:05:33,734 EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT IT'S IMPOSSIBLE, 108 00:05:33,767 --> 00:05:35,869 'CAUSE SHE'S THE BEST MUSIC TEACHER IN THE WORLD. 109 00:05:35,903 --> 00:05:36,870 - MM. 110 00:05:36,904 --> 00:05:38,038 - IN THE WHOLE PLANET. 111 00:05:38,071 --> 00:05:39,640 - I--OKAY. 112 00:05:39,673 --> 00:05:41,775 - THERE SHE IS. - MRS. FELSON? 113 00:05:41,809 --> 00:05:44,478 - NO. THAT GIRL I WAS TELLING YOU ABOUT. 114 00:05:44,512 --> 00:05:45,713 I THINK SHE'S FOLLOWING US. 115 00:05:45,746 --> 00:05:47,815 - YEAH, SHE FOLLOWS US EVERY DAY. 116 00:05:47,848 --> 00:05:50,017 - WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME, BERTHA? 117 00:05:50,050 --> 00:05:52,420 - BECAUSE I DIDN'T CARE. 118 00:05:52,453 --> 00:05:54,555 - WHY DO YOU THINK SHE'S SO OBSESSED WITH US? 119 00:05:54,588 --> 00:05:56,590 - I DON'T KNOW. ASK HER. 120 00:05:56,624 --> 00:05:58,592 OR ARE YOU SCARED OF HER, TOO? 121 00:05:58,626 --> 00:06:00,428 - NO. 122 00:06:00,461 --> 00:06:01,995 BERTHA, I'M NOT SCARED OF HER. 123 00:06:02,029 --> 00:06:03,531 - UH-HUH, YEAH. WHATEVER. 124 00:06:03,564 --> 00:06:06,099 - I'M NOT SCARED. - UH-HUH. 125 00:06:10,671 --> 00:06:11,872 - EXCUSE ME. - HI. 126 00:06:11,905 --> 00:06:14,542 - YES, HELLO. WHY ARE YOU FOLLOWING ME? 127 00:06:14,575 --> 00:06:16,544 - THIS IS HOW I GET TO SCHOOL. 128 00:06:16,577 --> 00:06:17,745 - OH, REALLY? 129 00:06:17,778 --> 00:06:20,013 THEN WHY HAVE I NEVER SEEN YOU WALK THIS WAY TO SCHOOL, THEN? 130 00:06:20,047 --> 00:06:22,550 - BECAUSE I DIDN'T START THIS SCHOOL UNTIL THIS YEAR. 131 00:06:22,583 --> 00:06:24,518 - OH. 132 00:06:24,552 --> 00:06:26,620 - MY NAME'S TALIA. 133 00:06:26,654 --> 00:06:31,625 - I'M FRED. - FRED. I KNOW. 134 00:06:31,659 --> 00:06:34,662 - WELL, UH, WE-- WE SHOULD GET TO SCHOOL. 135 00:06:34,695 --> 00:06:37,030 - OKIE DOKIE. 136 00:06:37,064 --> 00:06:40,634 - * EVERYBODY HAVE FUN TONIGHT * 137 00:06:40,668 --> 00:06:43,170 * AND EVERYBODY WANG CHUNG TONIGHT * 138 00:06:43,203 --> 00:06:46,807 * I SAY EVERYBODY HAVE FUN TONIGHT * 139 00:06:46,840 --> 00:06:48,676 - SHE WAS ACTUALLY REALLY NICE. 140 00:06:48,709 --> 00:06:49,743 - MM-HMM. 141 00:06:49,777 --> 00:06:52,546 - AND SHE KNEW MY NAME. 142 00:06:52,580 --> 00:06:55,649 - STOP. YOU'RE MAKING ME SO JEALOUS. 143 00:06:55,683 --> 00:06:57,651 - * EVERYBODY WANG CHUNG TONIGHT * 144 00:06:57,685 --> 00:07:00,688 - BRAVO, MR. LEBOW. BRAVO. 145 00:07:00,721 --> 00:07:03,190 YOU'RE DEFINITELY BENEFITTING FROM THE PRIVATE LESSONS. 146 00:07:03,223 --> 00:07:05,726 - YEAH, BUT I WAS TALENTED ALREADY, THOUGH, RIGHT? 147 00:07:05,759 --> 00:07:08,796 - YOU KNOW, KEVIN IS MY LITTLE ADVERTISEMENT 148 00:07:08,829 --> 00:07:10,197 FOR MY LESSONS. 149 00:07:10,230 --> 00:07:11,499 - BUT I WAS TALENTED ALREADY. 150 00:07:11,532 --> 00:07:12,833 - BE LIKE KEVIN. 151 00:07:12,866 --> 00:07:14,868 JOIN THE WORLD WITH MUSIC. 152 00:07:14,902 --> 00:07:17,638 NOW, THE PIANO RECITAL IS COMING UP, 153 00:07:17,671 --> 00:07:21,475 AND WE ALL KNOW WHAT A BIG, BIG DEAL THAT IS, DON'T WE? 154 00:07:21,509 --> 00:07:22,676 A FEW LESSONS WITH ME, 155 00:07:22,710 --> 00:07:24,945 AND ANYONE WILL BE READY FOR THE RECITAL. 156 00:07:24,978 --> 00:07:27,648 - I'M GONNA KICK SOME PIANO BUTT AT THE RECITAL. 157 00:07:27,681 --> 00:07:29,850 - UH, WHAT'S THAT EVEN SUPPOSED TO MEAN? 158 00:07:29,883 --> 00:07:31,251 - MEANS YOU SHOULD SHUT UP. 159 00:07:31,284 --> 00:07:32,620 - ALL RIGHT, KEVIN. 160 00:07:32,653 --> 00:07:34,655 WHY DON'T WE GIVE SOMEBODY ELSE A CHANCE? 161 00:07:34,688 --> 00:07:37,925 UM, FRED, LET'S HEAR HOW YOUR PIECE IS COMING. 162 00:07:37,958 --> 00:07:40,628 - OKAY. LET'S DO IT. 163 00:07:42,195 --> 00:07:43,964 [suspenseful music] 164 00:07:43,997 --> 00:07:45,699 A DUEL. 165 00:07:45,733 --> 00:07:48,536 - [exhales] 166 00:07:48,569 --> 00:07:49,670 - OW. 167 00:07:49,703 --> 00:07:51,138 - CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON. 168 00:07:51,171 --> 00:07:53,974 - FINE. 169 00:07:58,779 --> 00:08:01,815 [both playing Chopsticks] 170 00:08:01,849 --> 00:08:09,857 * 171 00:08:24,705 --> 00:08:28,008 [cheers and applause] 172 00:08:31,244 --> 00:08:34,014 - UH, USUALLY THE BOW COMES AFTER THE PIECE. 173 00:08:34,047 --> 00:08:37,885 - OH, WE DO THINGS A LITTLE BIT DIFFERENT AROUND HERE. 174 00:08:42,255 --> 00:08:44,057 [flatulence] 175 00:08:44,091 --> 00:08:47,260 [playing Beethoven's Fur Elise] 176 00:08:47,294 --> 00:08:50,063 [playing wrong notes] 177 00:08:58,371 --> 00:09:00,140 - OKAY, FRED. 178 00:09:00,173 --> 00:09:03,276 THAT WAS VERY INTERESTING. 179 00:09:03,310 --> 00:09:05,979 WHAT IS THE NAME OF THAT, UH, PIECE? 180 00:09:06,013 --> 00:09:08,649 - UH, FUR ELISE? 181 00:09:08,682 --> 00:09:09,683 DOY TA-DOY. 182 00:09:09,717 --> 00:09:11,685 ONLY THE MOST FAMOUS PIECE OF MUSIC 183 00:09:11,719 --> 00:09:13,020 IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD. 184 00:09:13,053 --> 00:09:15,823 - OH, I CAN SEE HOW YOU WOULD THINK THAT. 185 00:09:15,856 --> 00:09:19,059 WELL, NOT EVERYBODY'S BORN WITH NATURAL TALENT. 186 00:09:19,092 --> 00:09:20,894 - YEAH, LIKE ME. 187 00:09:20,928 --> 00:09:24,064 - WELL, JUST KEEP PRACTICING. 188 00:09:24,097 --> 00:09:26,333 - I MEAN, THE GUY HAS NO EAR FOR MUSIC TALENT. 189 00:09:26,366 --> 00:09:27,801 OBVIOUSLY! 190 00:09:27,835 --> 00:09:30,704 - TOTALLY. I'M SURE YOUR PIECE WAS THE BEST. 191 00:09:30,738 --> 00:09:31,905 - I KNOW, RIGHT? 192 00:09:31,939 --> 00:09:35,776 I MEAN, TO THINK THAT SOMEONE LIKE KEVIN IS BETTER THAN ME, 193 00:09:35,809 --> 00:09:37,845 YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING ME. 194 00:09:37,878 --> 00:09:39,179 - YEAH, HE'S TERRIBLE. 195 00:09:39,212 --> 00:09:40,848 YOU'RE GREAT. 196 00:09:40,881 --> 00:09:43,984 - THANK YOU. WELL, WE'RE HERE. 197 00:09:44,017 --> 00:09:47,688 - [gasps] HEY, DO YOU LIKE COOKIES? 198 00:09:47,721 --> 00:09:49,189 - UH. 199 00:09:49,222 --> 00:09:52,893 - I MADE YOU A COOKIE IN CHEMISTRY CLASS. 200 00:09:52,926 --> 00:09:55,796 - YOU MAKE COOKIES IN CHEMISTRY CLASS? 201 00:09:55,829 --> 00:09:58,699 - IT'S 100% CHEMICALS. 202 00:09:58,732 --> 00:10:03,036 - ALL RIGHT. 203 00:10:03,070 --> 00:10:06,840 COOL. THAT'S-- THAT'S REALLY CREATIVE. 204 00:10:06,874 --> 00:10:09,743 WELL, UH, THANK YOU FOR WALKING ME ALL THE WAY HOME. 205 00:10:09,777 --> 00:10:13,380 - OH. YOU'RE WELCOME. 206 00:10:13,413 --> 00:10:16,717 - FRED. FRED. 207 00:10:16,750 --> 00:10:19,252 - DID THAT CROW JUST-- 208 00:10:21,154 --> 00:10:25,726 TALIA? 209 00:10:25,759 --> 00:10:27,861 WHAT THE H-E DOUBLE HOCKEY STICKS 210 00:10:27,895 --> 00:10:29,229 IS GOING ON HERE? 211 00:10:29,262 --> 00:10:30,998 IS TALIA IMAGINARY? 212 00:10:31,031 --> 00:10:32,399 YOU SAW HER, RIGHT? 213 00:10:32,432 --> 00:10:34,768 SHE'S REAL! RIGHT? 214 00:10:34,802 --> 00:10:36,436 OH, MY GAMMIT. 215 00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:39,139 WHAT IF TALIA'S A GHOST? 216 00:10:39,172 --> 00:10:41,341 [ghostly rumble] 217 00:10:41,374 --> 00:10:43,911 WHAT'S THAT NOISE? 218 00:10:43,944 --> 00:10:46,279 - I AM A GHOST, FRED. 219 00:10:46,313 --> 00:10:48,949 - WH--WHERE ARE YOU FROM? 220 00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:52,953 - I WAS BORN IN ANCIENT TIMES. 1986. 221 00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:55,255 - SO WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? 222 00:10:55,288 --> 00:10:56,790 - I LOVE TO SHOP. 223 00:10:56,824 --> 00:10:58,826 SO I SHOPPED TILL I DROPPED. 224 00:10:58,859 --> 00:11:01,762 NOW I'M DOOMED TO WALK AMONG THE LIVING 225 00:11:01,795 --> 00:11:05,465 UNTIL THESE FASHIONABLE SHOES GO OUT OF STYLE. 226 00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:07,868 - THOSE SHOES ARE PRETTY SWANK. 227 00:11:07,901 --> 00:11:10,270 SO YOU CAN ACTUALLY DIE FROM SHOPPING? 228 00:11:10,303 --> 00:11:12,740 - MY STORY SHOULD SERVE AS A LESSON. 229 00:11:12,773 --> 00:11:15,108 ALWAYS SHOP AT A MALL WITH A FOOD COURT 230 00:11:15,142 --> 00:11:16,476 SO YOU WON'T STARVE. 231 00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:19,847 - THAT'S SO TRAGIC. 232 00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:23,717 I'M SO SORRY. 233 00:11:23,751 --> 00:11:26,419 OW. UGH. 234 00:11:26,453 --> 00:11:27,955 I'M GOOD. [doorbell rings] 235 00:11:27,988 --> 00:11:29,823 - I'LL GET IT. - OKAY. 236 00:11:29,857 --> 00:11:31,892 - FRED, ARE YOU GONNA GET THE DOOR-- 237 00:11:31,925 --> 00:11:33,293 DOORBELL? 238 00:11:33,326 --> 00:11:35,395 - OH, SORRY. GHOST TALIA SAID SHE'S GETTING IT. 239 00:11:35,428 --> 00:11:36,864 - OH, MY GOSH. 240 00:11:36,897 --> 00:11:40,200 I WISH I COULD AFFORD PROFESSIONAL HELP FOR YOU. 241 00:11:40,233 --> 00:11:42,836 JANET. - HILDA. 242 00:11:42,870 --> 00:11:46,439 WHAT A FUN OUTFIT FOR RELAXING AT HOME. 243 00:11:46,473 --> 00:11:47,841 - I JUST CAME FROM WORK. 244 00:11:47,875 --> 00:11:50,243 MY JOB. YOU'VE HEARD OF THOSE. 245 00:11:50,277 --> 00:11:52,880 YOU GO OUT AND TELL THE WORLD THAT YOU MEAN SOMETHING? 246 00:11:52,913 --> 00:11:55,048 - WELL, MY JOB IS RAISING MY FAMILY, 247 00:11:55,082 --> 00:11:57,785 AND IT'S A FULL-TIME JOB... FOR ME. 248 00:11:57,818 --> 00:11:58,919 OH, HEY THERE, FRED. 249 00:11:58,952 --> 00:12:00,253 - HI. 250 00:12:00,287 --> 00:12:01,855 - YOU KNOW, KEVIN KEEPS MENTIONING 251 00:12:01,889 --> 00:12:02,923 WANTING A PLAYDATE WITH YOU. 252 00:12:02,956 --> 00:12:05,058 - I DID NOT SAY THAT EVER! 253 00:12:05,092 --> 00:12:08,128 - HEY, HOW'S YOUR HUSBAND? 254 00:12:08,161 --> 00:12:09,897 - HE'S FINE. 255 00:12:09,930 --> 00:12:10,697 AS A MATTER OF FACT, 256 00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:12,332 IT WAS HIS IDEA FOR ME TO INVITE YOU 257 00:12:12,365 --> 00:12:13,801 TO THIS LITTLE WELCOMING PARTY 258 00:12:13,834 --> 00:12:15,135 WE'RE HAVING FOR THE NEW MUSIC TEACHER 259 00:12:15,168 --> 00:12:16,236 MR. DEVLIN TONIGHT. 260 00:12:16,269 --> 00:12:18,005 - KIND OF SHORT NOTICE, DON'T YOU THINK? 261 00:12:18,038 --> 00:12:19,439 - OH, I UNDERSTAND IF YOU HAVE PLANS. 262 00:12:19,472 --> 00:12:21,141 - OH, WE DON'T. - OH, GOOD. GOOD. GREAT. 263 00:12:21,174 --> 00:12:22,810 7:00. BYE, FRED! 264 00:12:22,843 --> 00:12:25,879 - I AM NOT GOING TO A PARTY AT KEVIN'S HOUSE! 265 00:12:25,913 --> 00:12:28,048 - FRED, SINCE YOUR FATHER LEFT ME, 266 00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:29,983 IT'S BEEN UP TO ME TO RAISE YOU ON MY OWN. 267 00:12:30,017 --> 00:12:32,452 AND BELIEVE ME, I'VE ENJOYED EVERY MINUTE OF IT. 268 00:12:32,485 --> 00:12:35,055 BUT WITH THAT COMES A LOT OF SACRIFICE, 269 00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:36,289 AND PART OF THAT SACRIFICE 270 00:12:36,323 --> 00:12:40,193 IS NOT GETTING INVITED TO A LOT OF PARTIES! 271 00:12:40,227 --> 00:12:42,329 SO WE'RE GOING. 272 00:12:42,362 --> 00:12:45,298 - BUT, MOM, IT'S AT KEVIN'S HOUSE, MOM! 273 00:12:45,332 --> 00:12:46,900 KEVIN'S HOUSE! 274 00:12:46,934 --> 00:12:51,171 - WEAR SOMETHING NICE. 275 00:12:51,204 --> 00:12:53,073 - OH, MY GAMMIT! 276 00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:56,376 A PARTY AT THE LAIR OF MY ARCHENEMY'S HOUSE! 277 00:12:56,409 --> 00:12:58,078 AND FOR SOME CREEPY GUY 278 00:12:58,111 --> 00:13:01,481 WHO'S CLEARLY OUT TO DESTROY MY MUSICAL CONFIDENCE. 279 00:13:01,514 --> 00:13:04,284 WHAT AM I GONNA DO? 280 00:13:04,317 --> 00:13:06,119 - YOU'RE GONNA GO. THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE GONNA DO. 281 00:13:06,153 --> 00:13:07,120 - DAD. 282 00:13:07,154 --> 00:13:08,088 - YOU'RE GONNA GO FIND OUT 283 00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:09,957 EVERYTHING THERE IS TO KNOW ABOUT THIS GUY. 284 00:13:09,990 --> 00:13:11,825 HE'S A WRONG DUDE. I CAN FEEL IT. 285 00:13:11,859 --> 00:13:13,861 - I KNEW IT. THAT'S JUST WHAT I WAS THINKING. 286 00:13:13,894 --> 00:13:15,228 - THIS COTTAGE CHEESE IS ALSO WRONG. 287 00:13:15,262 --> 00:13:17,530 THROW IT OUT. - OKAY. 288 00:13:17,564 --> 00:13:19,833 - YOU GET A FULL REPORT, AND YOU GET BACK TO ME. 289 00:13:19,867 --> 00:13:21,368 - WHERE WILL YOU BE? 290 00:13:21,401 --> 00:13:25,072 - RIGHT HERE. 291 00:13:25,105 --> 00:13:26,339 - WAIT. WAIT, DAD. 292 00:13:26,373 --> 00:13:27,440 - YOU CAN'T SEE ME. 293 00:13:27,474 --> 00:13:29,977 - YEAH, I CAN. 294 00:13:30,010 --> 00:13:30,978 - ALL RIGHT, WHAT DO YOU WANT? 295 00:13:31,011 --> 00:13:34,114 - UM, ACTUALLY I WAS THIRSTY. 296 00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:35,115 - HERE YOU GO. 297 00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:36,483 - SUNNY D. ALL RIGHT. 298 00:13:36,516 --> 00:13:38,118 THANKS, DAD. - DON'T LITTER. 299 00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:40,120 - STAND UP STRAIGHT, AND DON'T STEAL ANYTHING. 300 00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:42,455 - MOM, I NEVER STEAL. 301 00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:44,024 - THAT'S GOOD. YOU'RE GOOD. 302 00:13:44,057 --> 00:13:45,292 YOU'RE A GOOD BOY, FRED. 303 00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:48,161 - * ...HAVE FUN TONIGHT 304 00:13:48,195 --> 00:13:50,563 * EVERYBODY HAVE FUN TONIGHT * 305 00:13:50,597 --> 00:13:55,002 * I SAID EVERYBODY HAVE FUN TONIGHT * 306 00:13:55,035 --> 00:13:57,404 * WELL, EVERYBODY WANG CHUNG TONIGHT * 307 00:13:57,437 --> 00:14:03,010 * I SAID EVERYBODY WANG CHUNG TONIGHT * 308 00:14:03,043 --> 00:14:04,978 * WANG CHUNG 309 00:14:05,012 --> 00:14:08,148 * OOH 310 00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:09,249 - OH! 311 00:14:09,282 --> 00:14:10,884 OH, MY GOD! 312 00:14:10,918 --> 00:14:13,486 WASN'T HE AMAZING? 313 00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:15,122 ISN'T HE INCREDIBLE? 314 00:14:15,155 --> 00:14:17,424 OH, YOU'RE SO GOOD. YOU'RE SO GOOD. 315 00:14:17,457 --> 00:14:19,126 HIS PIANO HAS IMPROVED SO MUCH 316 00:14:19,159 --> 00:14:21,028 SINCE TAKING LESSONS FROM YOU. 317 00:14:21,061 --> 00:14:22,429 - WELL, THANK YOU. I HAD A LOT TO WORK WITH. 318 00:14:22,462 --> 00:14:23,663 HE HAS A LOT OF RAW TALENT. 319 00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:26,033 - YOU TAUGHT HIM THAT? THAT IS UNBELIEVABLE. 320 00:14:26,066 --> 00:14:28,001 SO MUCH TALENT, TO TEACH YOUNG KIDS. 321 00:14:28,035 --> 00:14:31,138 AS A SINGLE PERSON, I TOTALLY RESPECT THAT. 322 00:14:31,171 --> 00:14:33,040 HI. I'M HILDA FIGGLEHORN. 323 00:14:33,073 --> 00:14:34,474 - AH, HELLO-SKI. JAKE DEVLIN. 324 00:14:34,507 --> 00:14:36,376 - HELLO-SKI YOURSELF. 325 00:14:36,409 --> 00:14:38,478 YOU KNOW MY SON, FERDINAND, EH? 326 00:14:38,511 --> 00:14:40,547 - UM, I DON'T KNOW IF I DO. 327 00:14:40,580 --> 00:14:43,616 - UM, LIAR. YOU KNOW ME. YOU'RE MY TEACHER. 328 00:14:43,650 --> 00:14:45,618 - UGH. - I'M JUST KIDDING, FERD. 329 00:14:45,652 --> 00:14:47,120 - OH, MY GOSH. - OF COURSE I KNOW YOU. 330 00:14:47,154 --> 00:14:49,056 - THAT'S TOO FUNNY. YOU ARE TOO FUNNY. 331 00:14:49,089 --> 00:14:50,657 ISN'T HE TOO FUNNY, FRED? 332 00:14:50,690 --> 00:14:52,292 - OH, YEAH, HE'S WAY TOO FUNNY. 333 00:14:52,325 --> 00:14:54,227 - YOU MUST KEEP YOUR WIFE IN STITCHES. 334 00:14:54,261 --> 00:14:57,197 - OH, NO, NO, I'M-- I'M NOT MARRIED. 335 00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:58,298 - WHAT? 336 00:14:58,331 --> 00:15:00,633 HANDSOME MAN LIKE YOURSELF 337 00:15:00,667 --> 00:15:02,970 WITH THE ABILITY TO IMPART MUSICAL KNOWLEDGE? 338 00:15:03,003 --> 00:15:05,238 HOW DO YOU KEEP THE WOMEN AWAY? 339 00:15:05,272 --> 00:15:08,208 THERE'S NO LOGICAL ANSWER TO THAT. 340 00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:10,077 COULD I, UM... 341 00:15:10,110 --> 00:15:12,479 GET YOU A LITTLE DRINKY? 342 00:15:12,512 --> 00:15:15,415 - OH, WELL, YES. 343 00:15:15,448 --> 00:15:17,317 - OKAY, THEN. 344 00:15:17,350 --> 00:15:23,290 - HEY, WANG CHUNG TONIGHT. 345 00:15:23,323 --> 00:15:25,258 - [laughs] NICE HAIR, KEVIN! 346 00:15:25,292 --> 00:15:27,727 YOU KNOW, YOU LOOK LIKE ROBERT PATTINSON... 347 00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:29,396 IF HE WERE STUPID. 348 00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:32,199 - [laughs] 349 00:15:32,232 --> 00:15:34,367 WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE, FRED? 350 00:15:34,401 --> 00:15:37,070 - OH, I HAVE TO USE THE RESTROOM. 351 00:15:37,104 --> 00:15:38,438 IS THIS THE RESTROOM? 352 00:15:38,471 --> 00:15:40,107 - YOU KNOW WHAT? 353 00:15:40,140 --> 00:15:42,042 I'M THINKING I'M GONNA KICK YOU OUT OF HERE, FRED. 354 00:15:42,075 --> 00:15:45,312 - NO, BECAUSE, KEVIN, I WAS INVITED TO BE HERE. 355 00:15:45,345 --> 00:15:46,313 I'M A PARTYGOER. 356 00:15:46,346 --> 00:15:48,081 THEREFORE, YOU'RE MY HOST. 357 00:15:48,115 --> 00:15:50,683 SO, IF YOU WOULDN'T MIND, 358 00:15:50,717 --> 00:15:52,152 COULD YOU GET ME A COKE, PLEASE? 359 00:15:52,185 --> 00:15:53,186 - OH. 360 00:15:53,220 --> 00:15:56,589 - KEVIN, ARE YOU BEING A GOOD HOST? 361 00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:03,163 - WITH A SLICE OF LIME. 362 00:16:03,196 --> 00:16:05,332 - HEYA, FRED. - TALIA! 363 00:16:05,365 --> 00:16:08,035 I WASN'T EXPECTING TO SEE YOU HERE. 364 00:16:08,068 --> 00:16:10,237 - BUT IT'S GOOD, RIGHT? 365 00:16:10,270 --> 00:16:13,206 - YEAH. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 366 00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:16,343 - I WAS BORED UP IN MY ROOM. 367 00:16:16,376 --> 00:16:18,211 - HEY, FIGGLEHORN. 368 00:16:18,245 --> 00:16:20,613 WHAT ARE YOU DOING TALKING TO MY SISTER? 369 00:16:20,647 --> 00:16:22,182 - I'M NOT TALKING TO YOUR SISTER, KEVIN. 370 00:16:22,215 --> 00:16:26,086 I'M TALKING TO TALIA, WHO IS YOUR-- 371 00:16:26,119 --> 00:16:29,389 YOUR SISTER? WHAT? 372 00:16:29,422 --> 00:16:34,227 AAH! 373 00:16:34,261 --> 00:16:36,129 AAH! 374 00:16:36,163 --> 00:16:40,333 AAH! 375 00:16:40,367 --> 00:16:44,704 WHAT IS GOING ON AROUND HERE? 376 00:16:44,737 --> 00:16:48,375 * THE GIRL NEXT DOOR 377 00:16:48,408 --> 00:16:52,179 * HOW DID I MISS HER? 378 00:16:52,212 --> 00:16:54,747 * IT'S JUST NOT FAIR 379 00:16:54,781 --> 00:16:59,286 * SHE'S KEVIN'S SISTER 380 00:16:59,319 --> 00:17:02,722 MY LIFE IS UPSIDE DOWN. 381 00:17:02,755 --> 00:17:08,561 DAD! DAD, I NEED YOUR HELP. 382 00:17:08,595 --> 00:17:10,563 GAMMIT. 383 00:17:10,597 --> 00:17:11,631 IT'S HIM. 384 00:17:11,664 --> 00:17:13,200 EVER SINCE MR. DEVLIN SHOWED UP, 385 00:17:13,233 --> 00:17:16,303 EVERYTHING GOT CRAZY. 386 00:17:16,336 --> 00:17:18,838 WAIT A MINUTE. 387 00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:21,341 THERE'S SOMETHING UP WITH THAT MAN'S NAME. 388 00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:23,243 DEVLIN. 389 00:17:23,276 --> 00:17:26,079 IF YOU SWITCH AROUND THE LETTERS, 390 00:17:26,113 --> 00:17:27,080 YOU GET "DEVIL," 391 00:17:27,114 --> 00:17:28,681 WITH AN EXTRA "N." 392 00:17:28,715 --> 00:17:30,850 HUH? YOU SEE WHAT I'M SAYING? 393 00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:32,252 PRETTY WEIRD, RIGHT? 394 00:17:32,285 --> 00:17:33,386 LET'S FIGURE THIS OUT. 395 00:17:33,420 --> 00:17:35,088 DEVILN. 396 00:17:35,122 --> 00:17:36,589 DEVIL...N. 397 00:17:36,623 --> 00:17:38,291 N...DEVIL. 398 00:17:38,325 --> 00:17:39,292 N-DEVIL. 399 00:17:39,326 --> 00:17:40,560 NNN-DEVIL. 400 00:17:40,593 --> 00:17:42,395 DEVIL...N. 401 00:17:42,429 --> 00:17:43,730 DEVIL-N. 402 00:17:43,763 --> 00:17:45,198 N-DEVIL. N-DEVILN. 403 00:17:45,232 --> 00:17:46,533 N-DEVIL. DEMILIN. 404 00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:48,335 WHATEVER. THERE'S SOMETHING THERE. 405 00:17:48,368 --> 00:17:49,136 I'M GONNA WORK ON THAT. 406 00:17:49,169 --> 00:17:52,172 THAT MAN IS PURE EVIL, AND I KNOW IT. 407 00:17:52,205 --> 00:17:56,676 AND I'M GOING TO INVESTIGATE. TONIGHT. 408 00:17:56,709 --> 00:18:01,248 [radio plays woman singing, stops] 409 00:18:01,281 --> 00:18:02,715 THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT. 410 00:18:02,749 --> 00:18:06,153 PERFECT. NOBODY'S UP THIS LATE. 411 00:18:09,256 --> 00:18:11,324 INVISIBILITY CLOAK. 412 00:18:11,358 --> 00:18:13,526 MAGIC. 413 00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:17,330 I'M STILL HERE, BUT YOU CAN'T SEE ME. 414 00:18:17,364 --> 00:18:22,135 OOH, FLOATING TEETH. 415 00:18:22,169 --> 00:18:25,138 WHO'S DOING IT? LOOK OUT! 416 00:18:25,172 --> 00:18:27,440 [laughs] 417 00:18:32,479 --> 00:18:34,514 [grunts] 418 00:18:46,726 --> 00:18:48,828 [pop, air hisses] 419 00:18:52,432 --> 00:18:54,267 AAH! 420 00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:08,248 OH, MY GAMMIT. 421 00:19:08,281 --> 00:19:10,617 WHAT WAS HE BURYING IN HIS BACKYARD? 422 00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:12,852 AND WAS THAT MRS. FELSON'S CAT? 423 00:19:12,885 --> 00:19:14,454 DID HE MURDER HER FOR HER CAT? 424 00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:16,923 - FRED, WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO DOWN THERE? 425 00:19:16,956 --> 00:19:18,425 - NO ONE. 426 00:19:18,458 --> 00:19:21,228 JEEZ, I'M STARVING. 427 00:19:21,261 --> 00:19:24,531 ALL THAT OUTDOOR ACTIVITY MADE ME HUNGRY FOR A MIDNIGHT SNACK. 428 00:19:24,564 --> 00:19:26,833 EVEN THOUGH IT'S ONLY TEN TO 11:00. 429 00:19:26,866 --> 00:19:29,969 I REALLY DO WONDER WHY DID HE KILL MRS. FELSON? 430 00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:32,772 THEN AGAIN, I SUPPOSE A SCHOOL MUSIC TEACHER 431 00:19:32,805 --> 00:19:34,441 IS A PRETTY PRESTIGIOUS JOB, 432 00:19:34,474 --> 00:19:36,809 SO HE PROBABLY WANTED HER POSITION 433 00:19:36,843 --> 00:19:40,447 AS A COVER-UP FOR HIS NEFARIOUS ACTS. 434 00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:42,349 [thumping] 435 00:19:42,382 --> 00:19:44,817 WHAT IS GOING ON WITH MY PANCAKE? 436 00:19:49,856 --> 00:19:52,859 AAH! 437 00:19:52,892 --> 00:19:54,527 MRS. FELSON? 438 00:19:54,561 --> 00:19:55,562 - WHAT? 439 00:19:55,595 --> 00:19:58,431 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY PANCAKE? 440 00:19:58,465 --> 00:19:59,832 - FRED, I CAN'T HEAR YOU, 441 00:19:59,866 --> 00:20:02,402 BUT I NEED TO WARN YOU ABOUT DEVLIN. 442 00:20:02,435 --> 00:20:04,337 - WHAT? - WHAT? 443 00:20:04,371 --> 00:20:06,873 - WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO WARN ME ABOUT? 444 00:20:06,906 --> 00:20:08,641 - I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYING, 445 00:20:08,675 --> 00:20:11,978 BUT I NEED YOU TO BE CAREFUL OF HIM. 446 00:20:12,011 --> 00:20:14,381 HE'S MORE THAN A MUSIC TEACHER. 447 00:20:14,414 --> 00:20:15,715 HE'S EVIL. 448 00:20:15,748 --> 00:20:17,250 - I KNEW IT. 449 00:20:17,284 --> 00:20:18,885 - OH, DEAR. I HAVE AN ITCH. 450 00:20:18,918 --> 00:20:21,888 GOT TO GO. 451 00:20:21,921 --> 00:20:24,857 - I'M NOT HUNGRY FOR PANCAKES ANYMORE. 452 00:20:24,891 --> 00:20:26,893 [bell rings] 453 00:20:26,926 --> 00:20:27,894 - AH. 454 00:20:27,927 --> 00:20:29,662 - AH, YES, YOU GOT THE LAST ONE! 455 00:20:29,696 --> 00:20:31,298 - YEAH. - YOU WILL NOT REGRET IT, MAN. 456 00:20:31,331 --> 00:20:32,399 - I AM SO ABOUT THE PIANO. 457 00:20:32,432 --> 00:20:33,500 - THIS RECITAL'S GONNA ROCK. 458 00:20:33,533 --> 00:20:36,469 - YEAH, MOSTLY BECAUSE OF ME. 459 00:20:36,503 --> 00:20:38,305 - HE'S CONTROLLING EVERYONE. 460 00:20:38,338 --> 00:20:39,372 - WHO? 461 00:20:39,406 --> 00:20:41,007 - DEVLIN. I MEAN, WHAT'S HIS GAME? 462 00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:43,276 HE KEEPS SAYING "JOIN THE WORLD," 463 00:20:43,310 --> 00:20:45,545 LIKE--LIKE IT'S A DIFFERENT WORLD OR SOMETHING. 464 00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:47,547 - RIGHT. - AN ALIEN WORLD. 465 00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:49,682 - OH. - HE'S AN ALIEN, BERTHA. 466 00:20:49,716 --> 00:20:50,883 I KNOW IT. 467 00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:53,486 HE'S AN ALIEN SENT FROM DISTANT OUTER SPACE 468 00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:55,522 TO CONTROL OUR MINDS. 469 00:20:55,555 --> 00:20:57,624 - WELL, YOU FIGURED ME OUT, FRED. 470 00:20:57,657 --> 00:20:59,426 I AM AN ALIEN-- 471 00:20:59,459 --> 00:21:00,893 THE LEADER OF AN ADVANCED TEAM 472 00:21:00,927 --> 00:21:04,531 SENT HERE TO ESTABLISH A BEACHHEAD IN YOUR FRIENDLY TOWN. 473 00:21:04,564 --> 00:21:05,532 - DEVLIN. 474 00:21:05,565 --> 00:21:08,000 - OH, I'M NOT DEVLIN. 475 00:21:08,034 --> 00:21:11,838 I'M... 476 00:21:11,871 --> 00:21:13,540 MAN-SQUITO. 477 00:21:13,573 --> 00:21:14,307 - UGH. 478 00:21:14,341 --> 00:21:16,543 - FROM THE PLANET OF MAN-SQUITOS. 479 00:21:16,576 --> 00:21:18,945 - EW, I DIDN'T KNOW MOSQUITO HEADS LOOKED LIKE THAT. 480 00:21:18,978 --> 00:21:20,480 - I KNOW, RIGHT? 481 00:21:20,513 --> 00:21:21,681 AND I'M, LIKE, THE BEST LOOKING GUY 482 00:21:21,714 --> 00:21:24,351 ON THE PLANET OF MAN-SQUITOS. - UGH. 483 00:21:24,384 --> 00:21:25,518 - YOU GOT ANYTHING TO DRINK? 484 00:21:25,552 --> 00:21:26,786 LIKE ALL OF YOUR BLOOD? 485 00:21:26,819 --> 00:21:27,787 - [gasps] 486 00:21:27,820 --> 00:21:29,722 - AAH! 487 00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:36,028 - [slurps] 488 00:21:36,062 --> 00:21:38,030 [bell rings] 489 00:21:38,064 --> 00:21:40,600 - READY TO GO TO CLASS? 490 00:21:40,633 --> 00:21:42,402 - THAT'S A GOOD SUGGESTION. 491 00:21:45,638 --> 00:21:48,408 - EXCELLENT WORK. KEEP PRACTICING. 492 00:21:48,441 --> 00:21:51,544 ALL RIGHT. NEXT VICTIM. 493 00:21:51,578 --> 00:21:53,846 - WEIRD. - WHAT? 494 00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:55,715 - YOU SCARED ME. - SORRY. 495 00:21:55,748 --> 00:21:56,716 - IT'S OKAY. 496 00:21:56,749 --> 00:21:58,785 SO WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME 497 00:21:58,818 --> 00:22:00,453 YOU AND KEVIN WERE BROTHER AND SISTER? 498 00:22:00,487 --> 00:22:01,621 - I THOUGHT YOU KNEW. 499 00:22:01,654 --> 00:22:03,590 I'VE LIVED ACROSS FROM YOU MY WHOLE LIFE. 500 00:22:03,623 --> 00:22:06,759 - REALLY? 501 00:22:06,793 --> 00:22:09,962 HI. I'M FRED. 502 00:22:09,996 --> 00:22:13,566 AAH! 503 00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:14,567 AAH! 504 00:22:14,601 --> 00:22:18,438 [continues screaming] 505 00:22:18,471 --> 00:22:19,572 [doorbell rings] 506 00:22:19,606 --> 00:22:20,973 TRICK OR TREAT! 507 00:22:21,007 --> 00:22:25,612 - HEY, FIGGLEHORN! 508 00:22:25,645 --> 00:22:27,079 [laughs] 509 00:22:27,113 --> 00:22:28,815 - AAH! 510 00:22:28,848 --> 00:22:30,883 - WHOO! 511 00:22:30,917 --> 00:22:34,120 - WOW. I MUST HAVE MISSED IT SOMEHOW. 512 00:22:34,153 --> 00:22:35,988 BUT, TALIA, ME AND YOU, 513 00:22:36,022 --> 00:22:37,657 THIS FRIENDSHIP THING WE HAVE GOING, 514 00:22:37,690 --> 00:22:38,758 I'M GONNA HAVE TO END IT, 515 00:22:38,791 --> 00:22:41,160 BECAUSE YOUR BROTHER, KEVIN, 516 00:22:41,193 --> 00:22:41,994 HE'S A TOTAL PSYCHO. 517 00:22:42,028 --> 00:22:45,432 A TOTAL LUNATIC. AND HE HATES MY GUTS. 518 00:22:45,465 --> 00:22:47,099 - YEAH, BUT I DON'T. 519 00:22:47,133 --> 00:22:49,636 I LIKE YOU, FRED. 520 00:22:49,669 --> 00:22:53,005 AND I DON'T CARE WHAT KEVIN THINKS. 521 00:22:53,039 --> 00:22:56,709 - OKAY. WELL, SEE YOU TOMORROW. 522 00:23:01,013 --> 00:23:02,882 SHE LIKES ME. 523 00:23:02,915 --> 00:23:04,651 I KNEW THAT. 524 00:23:04,684 --> 00:23:08,521 BUT I DON'T HAVE TIME TO INDULGE IN ROMANCE. 525 00:23:08,555 --> 00:23:11,591 EVERYONE'S TAKING PIANO LESSONS FROM MR. DEVLIN, 526 00:23:11,624 --> 00:23:13,493 EVEN THOUGH HE IS CLEARLY, 527 00:23:13,526 --> 00:23:16,763 CLEARLY NO JUDGE OF MUSIC TALENT. 528 00:23:16,796 --> 00:23:19,532 JEEZ, THAT'S A LITTLE INAPPROPRIATE, 529 00:23:19,566 --> 00:23:22,101 PUTTING A VAMPIRE ON A CHILDREN'S CEREAL BOX. 530 00:23:22,134 --> 00:23:25,037 DON'T YOU THINK? 531 00:23:25,071 --> 00:23:27,507 WAIT A MINUTE. THAT'S IT! 532 00:23:27,540 --> 00:23:29,576 THE UMBRELLA IN THE SUNLIGHT? 533 00:23:29,609 --> 00:23:31,544 THE BURYING STUFF IN HIS BACKYARD? 534 00:23:31,578 --> 00:23:33,713 KEVIN'S NEW HAIRCUT? 535 00:23:33,746 --> 00:23:36,949 MR. DEVLIN IS A VAMPIRE! 536 00:23:36,983 --> 00:23:38,718 AND VAMPIRES... 537 00:23:38,751 --> 00:23:42,489 THEY TURN EVERYONE ELSE THEY KNOW INTO VAMPIRES, TOO. 538 00:23:57,103 --> 00:24:00,640 - THE GIG IS UP, FRED. 539 00:24:00,673 --> 00:24:02,509 YOU'RE OUTNUMBERED. 540 00:24:02,542 --> 00:24:05,144 - YEAH, THAT MIGHT BE TRUE, DEVLIN, 541 00:24:05,177 --> 00:24:07,780 BUT I'VE GOT DANCING PECS, 542 00:24:07,814 --> 00:24:09,582 THIS MYSTICAL TATTOO, 543 00:24:09,616 --> 00:24:11,718 AND WEIRD TECHNO MUSIC PLAYS 544 00:24:11,751 --> 00:24:14,687 WHEN THE WIND BLOWS THROUGH MY FLUFFY HAIR. 545 00:24:14,721 --> 00:24:18,525 [techno music plays] 546 00:24:18,558 --> 00:24:20,560 - I DON'T SEE WHAT THAT HAS TO DO WITH ANYTHING. 547 00:24:20,593 --> 00:24:23,095 - YEAH, BESIDES, WE HAVE MY SISTER. 548 00:24:23,129 --> 00:24:26,799 - [laughs] SURRENDER, FRED. 549 00:24:26,833 --> 00:24:28,801 - OKAY. I'LL SURRENDER. 550 00:24:28,835 --> 00:24:30,670 NOT! 551 00:24:30,703 --> 00:24:32,705 - FRED! 552 00:24:40,212 --> 00:24:45,184 [laughter] 553 00:24:45,217 --> 00:24:49,021 - [roars] 554 00:24:52,625 --> 00:24:53,993 OKAY, I WAS PANICKED, 555 00:24:54,026 --> 00:24:55,562 BUT I DID SOME RESEARCH, 556 00:24:55,595 --> 00:24:57,997 AND I FOUND SOME VAMPIRE FUN FACTS. 557 00:24:58,030 --> 00:24:59,932 YOU CAN TELL SOMEONE'S A VAMPIRE 558 00:24:59,966 --> 00:25:01,934 BECAUSE THEY CAN'T GO IN DIRECT SUNLIGHT, 559 00:25:01,968 --> 00:25:04,070 THEY CAN'T SEE THEIR OWN REFLECTION, 560 00:25:04,103 --> 00:25:07,239 AND ASIDE FROM CROSSES, THEY DON'T LIKE SILVER, 561 00:25:07,273 --> 00:25:10,710 GARLIC, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY... 562 00:25:10,743 --> 00:25:14,981 THEY CANNOT COME INTO YOUR HOUSE UNLESS YOU INVITE THEM IN. 563 00:25:15,014 --> 00:25:16,583 [doorbell rings] - FRED, GET THE DOOR. 564 00:25:16,616 --> 00:25:17,750 IT'S MY DATE. 565 00:25:17,784 --> 00:25:20,019 - SO UNTIL I FIGURE OUT WHAT TO DO WITH HIM, 566 00:25:20,052 --> 00:25:22,922 I'LL BE COMPLETELY SAFE FROM DEVLIN IN MY HOME, 567 00:25:22,955 --> 00:25:27,727 WHERE HE'LL NEVER BE INVITED. 568 00:25:27,760 --> 00:25:29,161 - HELLO-SKI. 569 00:25:29,195 --> 00:25:33,132 - AAH! 570 00:25:33,165 --> 00:25:36,168 - IS EVERYTHING...ALL RIGHT? 571 00:25:36,202 --> 00:25:39,171 - FRED, INVITE MR. DEVLIN IN! 572 00:25:39,205 --> 00:25:43,009 - PLEASE...COME... 573 00:25:43,042 --> 00:25:45,845 IN. 574 00:25:45,878 --> 00:25:48,247 - HELLO, JAKE. 575 00:25:48,280 --> 00:25:50,783 - WELL, DON'T YOU LOOK STUNNING. 576 00:25:50,817 --> 00:25:53,085 - OH, PLEASE, STOP. 577 00:25:53,119 --> 00:25:54,721 - NO, YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL, 578 00:25:54,754 --> 00:25:56,288 AND I NEED TO LET YOU KNOW. 579 00:25:56,322 --> 00:25:59,692 - SHE ASKED YOU TO STOP! 580 00:25:59,726 --> 00:26:02,328 - WELL, I THOUGHT WE COULD WALK 581 00:26:02,361 --> 00:26:04,697 TO A GREAT LITTLE RESTAURANT I KNOW ABOUT. 582 00:26:04,731 --> 00:26:06,165 - OH, THAT SOUNDS WONDERFUL. 583 00:26:06,198 --> 00:26:08,367 - MOM, YOU CAN'T GO. 584 00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:10,703 YOU--YOU HAVEN'T HIRED ME A BABYSITTER. 585 00:26:10,737 --> 00:26:11,971 - FRED, I LEAVE YOU ALONE ALL THE TIME. 586 00:26:12,004 --> 00:26:13,339 LIKE, EVERY DAY. 587 00:26:13,372 --> 00:26:16,008 - BUT TONIGHT...TONIGHT IT'S GOING TO BE DANGEROUS. 588 00:26:16,042 --> 00:26:18,010 - DON'T WAIT UP. 589 00:26:18,044 --> 00:26:19,646 - I'LL HAVE YOU HOME BY 8:30. 590 00:26:19,679 --> 00:26:20,713 - OH, COME ON. 591 00:26:20,747 --> 00:26:23,315 LET'S NOT STOP THE PARTY BEFORE IT EVEN GETS STARTED. 592 00:26:23,349 --> 00:26:26,753 PUT THESE IN SOMETHING MOIST. 593 00:26:28,655 --> 00:26:29,856 - BERTHA. - FRED. 594 00:26:29,889 --> 00:26:31,223 - OKAY, I'VE GOT AN EMERGENCY. 595 00:26:31,257 --> 00:26:35,294 I'LL PICK YOU UP IN TWO MINUTES ON THE FRED CYCLE. 596 00:26:35,327 --> 00:26:37,997 - HILDA, I MUST SAY THAT IS A FANTASTIC OUTFIT. 597 00:26:38,030 --> 00:26:41,801 - MR. DEVLIN, YOU MAKE A GIRL FEEL YOUNG AGAIN. 598 00:26:41,834 --> 00:26:43,102 - THERE THEY ARE. 599 00:26:43,135 --> 00:26:45,838 - WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL? IT'S JUST A DATE. 600 00:26:45,872 --> 00:26:47,006 - WITH A VAMPIRE. 601 00:26:47,039 --> 00:26:48,340 AND THAT'S HOW YOU BECOME ONE. 602 00:26:48,374 --> 00:26:49,742 - A VAMPIRE. 603 00:26:49,776 --> 00:26:52,044 - I CAN'T KEEP RE-EXPLAINING THINGS, BERTHA. 604 00:26:52,078 --> 00:26:53,680 I'VE HAD A LOT ON MY MIND. 605 00:26:53,713 --> 00:26:56,783 ESPECIALLY SINCE KEVIN'S LITTLE SISTER IS STALKING ME. 606 00:26:56,816 --> 00:26:59,752 - STALKING YOU? GIVE ME A BREAK. 607 00:26:59,786 --> 00:27:02,989 - [scoffs] GIRLS LIKE ME, BERTHA. I'M HOT. 608 00:27:03,022 --> 00:27:05,324 - SO THIS IS ONE OF YOUR MAIN HAUNTS, HUH? 609 00:27:05,357 --> 00:27:07,727 - WELL, I'VE ACTUALLY NEVER BEEN. 610 00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:08,895 ON A TEACHER'S SALARY, I FI-- 611 00:27:08,928 --> 00:27:10,329 - OH, YEAH, YOU COULD PROBABLY AFFORD 612 00:27:10,362 --> 00:27:12,031 A LOT NICER THAN THIS, HUH? 613 00:27:12,064 --> 00:27:13,966 - ACTUALLY, I WAS GONNA SAY ON A TEACHER'S SALARY, 614 00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:15,101 I USUALLY JUST EAT TOAST. 615 00:27:15,134 --> 00:27:17,970 - OH, YEAH? YOU PROBABLY DO. - MM-HMM. 616 00:27:18,004 --> 00:27:20,707 - DUCK. OH. 617 00:27:20,740 --> 00:27:22,809 [breathing heavily] 618 00:27:22,842 --> 00:27:24,410 - HEY, WHAT'S UP WITH THE HUFFING AND PUFFING? 619 00:27:24,443 --> 00:27:26,779 - IT'S HARD TO PEDAL WITH ALL THIS EXTRA WEIGHT. 620 00:27:26,813 --> 00:27:28,948 - WELL, MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE BROUGHT THIS. 621 00:27:28,981 --> 00:27:30,316 - IT'S FOR PARKING, BERTHA. 622 00:27:30,349 --> 00:27:31,884 MY KICKSTAND BROKE. 623 00:27:31,918 --> 00:27:33,820 NOW WRAP IT AROUND THE POLE, WOULD YA? 624 00:27:33,853 --> 00:27:35,187 WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? 625 00:27:35,221 --> 00:27:38,124 I MEAN, IF WE WALK IN LIKE THIS, THEY'LL RECOGNIZE US. 626 00:27:38,157 --> 00:27:41,828 - UH... I HAVE AN IDEA. 627 00:27:41,861 --> 00:27:45,231 - OKAY. - COME ON. 628 00:27:45,264 --> 00:27:48,768 - OH. WAIT HERE. 629 00:27:50,402 --> 00:27:53,706 - THERE YOU ARE. YOU'RE LATE. 630 00:27:53,740 --> 00:27:55,341 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 631 00:27:55,374 --> 00:27:56,943 - PUT THIS ON AND GET ON THE GRILL. 632 00:27:56,976 --> 00:27:58,945 - BUT I'M TOO YOUNG TO HAVE A JOB. 633 00:27:58,978 --> 00:28:01,047 - OH, YEAH? ME, TOO. 634 00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:04,917 DELAMAR, YOUR TRAINEE'S FINALLY HERE. 635 00:28:04,951 --> 00:28:07,887 - HEY. 636 00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:09,021 HOW ARE-- HOW ARE YOU DOING TODAY? 637 00:28:09,055 --> 00:28:11,023 - FRIES ARE DONE. COME ON. LET'S GO. 638 00:28:11,057 --> 00:28:13,860 - MERCI BEAUCOUP. - OH, FANCY. 639 00:28:13,893 --> 00:28:16,863 - YOU CERTAINLY KNOW HOW TO SHOW A GIRL A GOOD TIME. 640 00:28:16,896 --> 00:28:18,497 - WELL, I LOOKED AT A WEBSITE. 641 00:28:18,530 --> 00:28:20,399 OOH, AND THE PERKS JUST KEEP COMING. 642 00:28:20,432 --> 00:28:21,400 THANK YOU. 643 00:28:21,433 --> 00:28:22,401 - THANK YOU. 644 00:28:22,434 --> 00:28:23,402 - CHEERS, MADAME. 645 00:28:23,435 --> 00:28:25,071 [laughter] 646 00:28:25,104 --> 00:28:26,438 - MADAME FOOT'S STUCK IN THE DOOR. 647 00:28:26,472 --> 00:28:28,975 [laughter] 648 00:28:29,008 --> 00:28:31,010 - WHAT I LIKE TO PUT ON MY FRIES 649 00:28:31,043 --> 00:28:32,244 IS MELTED CHEESE. 650 00:28:32,278 --> 00:28:33,846 ONE CHEF TO ANOTHER. 651 00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:35,848 - YEAH, YOU MEAN CHEESE FRIES? 652 00:28:35,882 --> 00:28:39,018 - ARE YOU TRYING TO STEAL MY RECIPE? 653 00:28:39,051 --> 00:28:40,987 - LOOK, KID, I'M A PROFESSIONAL, ALL RIGHT? 654 00:28:41,020 --> 00:28:42,521 I DON'T NEED TO STEAL YOUR RECIPE. 655 00:28:42,554 --> 00:28:44,824 - YOU SHOULD KEEP AN OPEN MIND, SIR, 656 00:28:44,857 --> 00:28:48,027 BECAUSE YOU MIGHT LEARN SOMETHING FROM ME. 657 00:28:48,060 --> 00:28:51,497 I CAN MAKE ANYTHING TASTE GOOD. 658 00:28:51,530 --> 00:28:52,832 - ANYTHING, HUH? 659 00:28:52,865 --> 00:28:54,834 - ANYTHING. 660 00:28:54,867 --> 00:28:58,037 - OH, YEAH? 661 00:28:58,070 --> 00:29:00,907 WHAT ABOUT MY SOCK? 662 00:29:00,940 --> 00:29:02,174 - YEAH. WHAT ABOUT THAT, MAN? 663 00:29:02,208 --> 00:29:04,310 WHAT ABOUT HIS SOCK, HUH? 664 00:29:04,343 --> 00:29:07,213 - YOU ARE SO ON. 665 00:29:07,246 --> 00:29:10,216 [rock music] 666 00:29:10,249 --> 00:29:11,550 * 667 00:29:11,583 --> 00:29:13,853 - * WAITING AT THE GATE 668 00:29:13,886 --> 00:29:15,154 * YOU THINK I'M FAR TOO LATE 669 00:29:15,187 --> 00:29:19,826 * BUT I'LL GET IN BEFORE YOU DO * 670 00:29:19,859 --> 00:29:21,327 - OW! OW! 671 00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:24,864 OW! 672 00:29:24,897 --> 00:29:26,999 HA HA, JUST KIDDING. 673 00:29:36,142 --> 00:29:37,409 - OOH, THAT'S GOOD. 674 00:29:37,443 --> 00:29:38,544 - REFRESHING. 675 00:29:38,577 --> 00:29:40,112 - I'VE BECOME SOMETHING OF A WATER SNOB, 676 00:29:40,146 --> 00:29:41,213 AND THAT IS REALLY DYNAMITE. 677 00:29:41,247 --> 00:29:43,482 - GOOD EVENING. CAN I TAKE YOUR ORDER? 678 00:29:43,515 --> 00:29:45,251 - YES, I'M GONNA HAVE THE-- 679 00:29:45,284 --> 00:29:47,286 OH, MY GOSH. HAVE I MET YOU BEFORE? 680 00:29:47,319 --> 00:29:48,487 DO I KNOW YOU? 681 00:29:48,520 --> 00:29:49,922 - OH, I DON'T KNOW. 682 00:29:49,956 --> 00:29:53,125 I'M HERE ALL THE TIME. JUST TAKING EXTRA SHIFTS. 683 00:29:53,159 --> 00:29:57,296 - YOU LOOK JUST LIKE A GIRL IN MY CLASS. 684 00:29:57,329 --> 00:29:59,832 - OH. 685 00:29:59,866 --> 00:30:03,169 OH, YOU'RE PROBABLY MISTAKING ME FOR MY DAUGHTER. 686 00:30:03,202 --> 00:30:04,503 THAT'S FLATTERING. 687 00:30:04,536 --> 00:30:06,038 NO, NO, I'M, UH... 688 00:30:06,072 --> 00:30:09,008 DANITRA. 689 00:30:09,041 --> 00:30:11,077 - NO, IT'S JUST THAT YOU LOOK PRECISELY LIKE-- 690 00:30:11,110 --> 00:30:12,011 - I GOT LOTS OF TABLES HERE. 691 00:30:12,044 --> 00:30:13,980 - OH, RIGHT, RIGHT. OKAY, UH, HILDEGARD? 692 00:30:14,013 --> 00:30:16,448 - OH, UM, I'M JUST GONNA HAVE THE FISH GRILLED. 693 00:30:16,482 --> 00:30:18,617 I'M NOT REALLY MUCH OF AN EATER. 694 00:30:18,650 --> 00:30:21,053 - BUT YOU ARE A CATCH. 695 00:30:21,087 --> 00:30:24,123 I WILL HAVE THE, UM, [clears throat] T-BONE STEAK. 696 00:30:24,156 --> 00:30:26,525 - OOH. - EXTRA, EXTRA RARE. 697 00:30:26,558 --> 00:30:29,962 - SO, LIKE, SUPER RARE? 698 00:30:29,996 --> 00:30:32,098 - LIKE...BLOODY. 699 00:30:32,131 --> 00:30:33,165 [ominous music] 700 00:30:33,199 --> 00:30:34,633 - OH. 701 00:30:34,666 --> 00:30:37,870 - AND, UH, HOLD THE GARLIC FRIES, PLEASE. 702 00:30:37,904 --> 00:30:39,005 - YOU DON'T LIKE GARLIC? 703 00:30:39,038 --> 00:30:42,341 - UH, WELL, I'M ON A DATE WITH AN ATTRACTIVE YOUNG LADY. 704 00:30:42,374 --> 00:30:44,210 - OH, YOU. 705 00:30:44,243 --> 00:30:45,644 [laughter] 706 00:30:45,677 --> 00:30:48,647 [rock music] 707 00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:50,182 * 708 00:30:50,216 --> 00:30:51,918 - * WAITING AT THE GATE 709 00:30:51,951 --> 00:30:53,319 * YOU THINK I'M FAR TOO LATE * 710 00:30:53,352 --> 00:30:58,057 * BUT I'LL GET IN BEFORE YOU DO * 711 00:31:00,927 --> 00:31:02,094 - I NEED A FISH, GRILLED, 712 00:31:02,128 --> 00:31:05,297 AND A T-BONE STEAK... EXTRA RARE. 713 00:31:05,331 --> 00:31:08,134 IN FACT, BLOODY. 714 00:31:08,167 --> 00:31:09,101 - DID HE ORDER THAT? 715 00:31:09,135 --> 00:31:10,336 - HE DID. 716 00:31:10,369 --> 00:31:12,438 AND HE ALSO SAID, "HOLD THE GARLIC FRIES." 717 00:31:12,471 --> 00:31:14,073 - O-M-G. ARE YOU SERIOUS? 718 00:31:14,106 --> 00:31:16,108 - YEP. YOUR SOCK IS DRIPPING. 719 00:31:16,142 --> 00:31:18,444 - OH. 720 00:31:18,477 --> 00:31:20,112 YOU'VE GOT TO GET BACK OUT THERE, BERTHA. 721 00:31:20,146 --> 00:31:21,280 - WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO? 722 00:31:21,313 --> 00:31:22,581 - EAVESDROP. I DON'T KNOW. 723 00:31:22,614 --> 00:31:27,253 I MEAN, YOU MIGHT FIND A CLUE TO HIS MASTER PLAN. 724 00:31:27,286 --> 00:31:29,688 - HEY, WHY YOU SO WORRIED, HUH? 725 00:31:29,721 --> 00:31:32,024 - MY MOM'S ON A DATE WITH A VAMPIRE. 726 00:31:32,058 --> 00:31:34,026 - A VAMPIRE? 727 00:31:34,060 --> 00:31:36,362 [speaks Spanish] 728 00:31:39,198 --> 00:31:42,068 - THAT WAS SCRUMPTIOUS. 729 00:31:42,101 --> 00:31:43,335 - WANT TO HEAR THE SPECIALS? 730 00:31:43,369 --> 00:31:44,503 - SURE. 731 00:31:44,536 --> 00:31:45,604 - MY FATHER WAS IN THE ARMY... 732 00:31:45,637 --> 00:31:46,705 - WE DON'T HAVE ANY SPECIALS. 733 00:31:46,738 --> 00:31:48,074 - SO WE MOVED AROUND A LOT. 734 00:31:48,107 --> 00:31:50,142 - THAT MUST HAVE BEEN REALLY DIFFICULT. 735 00:31:50,176 --> 00:31:52,211 - UH, I'LL HAVE A GRILLED HAM AND CHEESE. 736 00:31:52,244 --> 00:31:53,712 - NOT SO LOUD. 737 00:31:53,745 --> 00:31:56,182 - [quietly] I'LL--I'LL HAVE A GRILLED HAM AND CHEESE. 738 00:31:56,215 --> 00:31:58,084 - SHH! - OH, IT WASN'T EASY AT ALL. 739 00:31:58,117 --> 00:32:00,086 AND THEN SOMETIMES I CAN'T BELIEVE-- 740 00:32:00,119 --> 00:32:02,388 - I'LL HAVE A GRILLED HAM AND-- - SHH! 741 00:32:02,421 --> 00:32:04,190 - I MEAN, THE KID SUCKS THE LIFE OUT YOU. 742 00:32:04,223 --> 00:32:05,958 I MEAN, YOU KNOW. YOU'RE WITH KIDS EVERY DAY. 743 00:32:05,992 --> 00:32:06,792 - AND A SIDE OF FRIES? - SHH. 744 00:32:06,825 --> 00:32:08,460 - ACTUALLY, THEY MAKE ME FEEL YOUNG. 745 00:32:08,494 --> 00:32:09,962 - OH. 746 00:32:09,996 --> 00:32:11,663 - I GUESS I SUCK THE LIFE OUT OF THOSE KIDS, HUH? 747 00:32:11,697 --> 00:32:13,332 [laughter] 748 00:32:13,365 --> 00:32:15,367 - THEY--THEY-- THEY NEED TO ORDER. 749 00:32:28,047 --> 00:32:30,216 - SO...HOW DOES IT TASTE? 750 00:32:30,249 --> 00:32:34,320 - LIKE A SOCK. 751 00:32:34,353 --> 00:32:37,189 - BUT IS IT GOOD? 752 00:32:37,223 --> 00:32:39,258 - FOR A SOCK. 753 00:32:39,291 --> 00:32:41,660 - WELL, WHAT DID I TELL YOU? 754 00:32:41,693 --> 00:32:44,196 I CAN MAKE ANYTHING TASTE GOOD. 755 00:32:44,230 --> 00:32:46,498 - FRED. FRED, UH, THEY'RE LEAVING. 756 00:32:46,532 --> 00:32:47,499 WE GOT TO GO. 757 00:32:47,533 --> 00:32:48,500 - WHAT--WHAT'D YOU HEAR? 758 00:32:48,534 --> 00:32:50,136 - WELL, I, UH-- 759 00:32:50,169 --> 00:32:52,471 I THINK HE SAID HE'S GONNA SUCK THE LIFE OUT OF THE KIDS. 760 00:32:52,504 --> 00:32:54,206 - OH... [speaks Spanish] 761 00:32:54,240 --> 00:32:55,307 ARE YOU SERIOUS? 762 00:32:55,341 --> 00:32:59,111 - COME ON. 763 00:32:59,145 --> 00:33:00,279 HE IS A BAD TIPPER. 764 00:33:00,312 --> 00:33:01,113 - I SHOULD GET SOME OF THAT. 765 00:33:01,147 --> 00:33:02,481 - THERE'S HARDLY ANY HERE. 766 00:33:02,514 --> 00:33:05,151 - I'M RESPONSIBLE FOR COOKING MY MOM'S FISH. 767 00:33:05,184 --> 00:33:06,585 - YOU DEEP-FRIED A SOCK. 768 00:33:06,618 --> 00:33:10,156 - WHILE SUPERVISING THE GRILLING OF MY MOM'S FISH. 769 00:33:10,189 --> 00:33:12,324 - FINE. 770 00:33:12,358 --> 00:33:13,725 - THANK YOU. 771 00:33:13,759 --> 00:33:16,295 - NOW HOW WE GONNA GET HOME BEFORE THEY DO? 772 00:33:16,328 --> 00:33:19,298 - THE BACK WAY. 773 00:33:19,331 --> 00:33:22,134 - I NEVER SHOULD HAVE EATEN THAT BROWNIE A LA MODE. 774 00:33:22,168 --> 00:33:24,070 TRYING TO KEEP MY GIRLISH FIGURE. 775 00:33:24,103 --> 00:33:26,205 - I ADMIRE A WOMAN WITH A HEARTY APPETITE. 776 00:33:26,238 --> 00:33:27,539 - OH, YOU'RE TOO KIND. 777 00:33:27,573 --> 00:33:28,740 [laughter] 778 00:33:28,774 --> 00:33:30,176 - [grunts] - COME ON. 779 00:33:30,209 --> 00:33:31,243 - ALMOST THERE. 780 00:33:31,277 --> 00:33:34,313 - YOU KNOW, I'M NOT THAT HEAVY. 781 00:33:34,346 --> 00:33:35,381 - ALL RIGHT. 782 00:33:35,414 --> 00:33:37,549 I'M GONNA PARK THE FRED CYCLE HERE OVERNIGHT, OKAY? 783 00:33:37,583 --> 00:33:39,418 - AREN'T YOU WORRIED PEOPLE WILL TALK? 784 00:33:39,451 --> 00:33:40,652 - ABOUT WHAT? 785 00:33:40,686 --> 00:33:43,589 - ABOUT YOUR BIKE... 786 00:33:43,622 --> 00:33:46,692 BEING PARKED IN MY DRIVEWAY? 787 00:33:46,725 --> 00:33:49,661 - WHAT WOULD THEY SAY? 788 00:33:49,695 --> 00:33:52,431 - NEVER MIND. GET--GO, GO, GO. 789 00:33:52,464 --> 00:33:53,432 - OKAY. - JUST GO. COME ON. 790 00:33:53,465 --> 00:33:55,101 - BYE. - UH-HUH. 791 00:33:55,134 --> 00:33:56,168 [sighs] 792 00:33:56,202 --> 00:33:59,338 - WELL, I HAD A LOVELY TIME. 793 00:33:59,371 --> 00:34:00,339 - DO YOU WANT TO COME IN 794 00:34:00,372 --> 00:34:03,242 FOR A CUP OF COFFEE, TEA, ME? 795 00:34:03,275 --> 00:34:05,211 JUST KIDDING. [laughter] 796 00:34:05,244 --> 00:34:06,678 - OH. 797 00:34:06,712 --> 00:34:09,448 WELL, HILDA, I HAVE SOME THINGS TO DO TONIGHT, 798 00:34:09,481 --> 00:34:13,419 AND TOMORROW IT'S... OFF TO WORK. 799 00:34:13,452 --> 00:34:15,087 - RIGHT. OF COURSE. 800 00:34:15,121 --> 00:34:17,323 - GOOD NIGHT. 801 00:34:25,564 --> 00:34:27,466 - GOOD NIGHT, SWEET PRINCE. 802 00:34:27,499 --> 00:34:29,135 OH. 803 00:34:29,168 --> 00:34:31,770 FREDDY. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 804 00:34:31,803 --> 00:34:36,408 - OH, UH, I'M JUST READING ABOUT 99 WAYS TO PLEASE YOUR MAN. 805 00:34:36,442 --> 00:34:38,344 SEEMS LIKE A LOT. 806 00:34:38,377 --> 00:34:40,479 ANYWAYS, UH, HOW WAS YOUR DATE? 807 00:34:40,512 --> 00:34:42,448 - IT WAS WONDERFUL. 808 00:34:42,481 --> 00:34:44,450 WHAT A GENTLEMAN HE IS. 809 00:34:44,483 --> 00:34:46,385 HE PAID FOR MY DINNER, FREDDY. 810 00:34:46,418 --> 00:34:48,354 I DON'T DESERVE HIM. 811 00:34:48,387 --> 00:34:50,556 AND YET I DO. 812 00:34:50,589 --> 00:34:52,224 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 813 00:34:52,258 --> 00:34:55,327 - OH, JUST MAKING SURE HE DIDN'T LEAVE ANY MARKS. 814 00:34:55,361 --> 00:34:58,264 - HE'S A NICE MAN, FREDDY. 815 00:34:58,297 --> 00:35:00,232 HE'S VERY INTERESTED IN YOU. 816 00:35:00,266 --> 00:35:03,202 - ME? HE ASKED QUESTIONS ABOUT ME? 817 00:35:03,235 --> 00:35:04,236 - YES. 818 00:35:04,270 --> 00:35:07,239 - YOU DIDN'T ANSWER THEM, DID YOU? 819 00:35:07,273 --> 00:35:10,809 - YES, I LIED AND SAID THAT YOU WERE SANE. 820 00:35:10,842 --> 00:35:12,344 GOOD NIGHT. 821 00:35:12,378 --> 00:35:13,345 * LA, LA, LA 822 00:35:13,379 --> 00:35:14,813 - HEY, HOW WAS THE FISH? 823 00:35:14,846 --> 00:35:16,215 - HORRIBLE. 824 00:35:16,248 --> 00:35:18,350 I JUST ORDERED IT TO BE LADYLIKE. 825 00:35:18,384 --> 00:35:20,319 [hums] WAIT. 826 00:35:20,352 --> 00:35:22,221 HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT I ORDERED FISH? 827 00:35:22,254 --> 00:35:25,924 - I HAVE...MENTAL TILAPIA. 828 00:35:25,957 --> 00:35:29,428 - OH. [hums] - GOOD NIGHT. 829 00:35:30,662 --> 00:35:33,165 - I'VE REALLY GOT TO KEEP AN EYE ON THAT DEVLIN GUY. 830 00:35:33,199 --> 00:35:35,401 MY MOM, SHE TOLD ME HE'S INTERESTED IN ME. 831 00:35:35,434 --> 00:35:38,437 I GUESS HE'S BEEN ASKING QUESTIONS ABOUT ME AND STUFF. 832 00:35:38,470 --> 00:35:40,739 BUT ANYWAY, I READ ONLINE, 833 00:35:40,772 --> 00:35:44,410 VAMPIRES, THEY DO ALL OF THEIR DIRTY WORK IN THE NIGHTTIME, 834 00:35:44,443 --> 00:35:46,478 SO THIS IS THE ONLY TIME OF THE DAY 835 00:35:46,512 --> 00:35:49,448 THAT I'M GONNA BE ABLE TO CATCH HIM IN THE ACT. 836 00:35:49,481 --> 00:35:51,917 [crickets chirping] 837 00:35:51,950 --> 00:35:54,152 [gasps] 838 00:36:09,468 --> 00:36:12,204 IS THAT MRS. FELSON'S JACKET? 839 00:36:14,940 --> 00:36:16,342 AAH! 840 00:36:16,375 --> 00:36:17,343 OW. 841 00:36:17,376 --> 00:36:19,378 GAMMIT. 842 00:36:19,411 --> 00:36:22,714 HE SAW ME. I'VE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE. 843 00:36:22,748 --> 00:36:24,683 [gasps] 844 00:36:24,716 --> 00:36:26,818 DAD! I NEED YOUR HELP. 845 00:36:26,852 --> 00:36:28,454 - WELL, THAT'S NO COINCIDENCE, SON, 846 00:36:28,487 --> 00:36:29,521 BECAUSE I NEED YOUR HELP. 847 00:36:29,555 --> 00:36:30,956 - REALLY? - YES. 848 00:36:30,989 --> 00:36:32,791 WE GOT TO FACE THIS ENEMY TOGETHER. 849 00:36:32,824 --> 00:36:33,792 LET'S GO. 850 00:36:33,825 --> 00:36:36,262 - OKAY. 851 00:36:36,295 --> 00:36:37,263 [cheers and applause] 852 00:36:37,296 --> 00:36:39,865 - NOW ENTERING THE ARENA, 853 00:36:39,898 --> 00:36:42,401 THE REIGNING TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS 854 00:36:42,434 --> 00:36:45,371 FRED FIGGLEHORN... 855 00:36:45,404 --> 00:36:50,242 AND HIS FATHER DAD FIGGLEHORN! 856 00:36:58,517 --> 00:37:00,752 - LET'S GO! 857 00:37:18,637 --> 00:37:22,674 - NOW THE CHAMPS MUST FACE THEIR DEADLIEST OPPONENTS YET. 858 00:37:22,708 --> 00:37:26,612 THE MASKED VAMPIRE... 859 00:37:26,645 --> 00:37:29,415 MR. DEVLIN... 860 00:37:29,448 --> 00:37:32,351 AND HIS UNDEAD PARTNER, 861 00:37:32,384 --> 00:37:35,554 K-K-K-K-K-KEVIN! 862 00:37:35,587 --> 00:37:37,823 - AAH! 863 00:37:40,959 --> 00:37:42,928 - OH, MY GAMMIT. 864 00:37:42,961 --> 00:37:44,463 - THEY'RE VAMPIRES, SON. 865 00:37:44,496 --> 00:37:46,732 IN THE WORDS OF VINCE MCMAHON, 866 00:37:46,765 --> 00:37:49,034 EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED. 867 00:37:49,067 --> 00:37:52,037 - OH, MY GAMMIT! 868 00:38:01,046 --> 00:38:02,113 [bell rings] 869 00:38:02,147 --> 00:38:06,418 - NO HUMAN IS A MATCH FOR THE STRENGTH OF THE UNDEAD. 870 00:38:06,452 --> 00:38:08,587 - EXCEPT A WWE SUPERSTAR. 871 00:38:08,620 --> 00:38:09,688 - I WAS GOING TO SAY THAT. 872 00:38:09,721 --> 00:38:10,622 IF YOU'D LET ME FINISH, 873 00:38:10,656 --> 00:38:12,524 THAT WAS GOING TO BE THE END OF MY SENTENCE. 874 00:38:12,558 --> 00:38:13,759 - I'M SORRY. I CUT YOU OFF. 875 00:38:13,792 --> 00:38:14,926 - YOU'RE WHAT? - I'M SORRY. 876 00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:16,562 - WELL, YOU DON'T SOUND LIKE YOU MEAN IT, 877 00:38:16,595 --> 00:38:18,830 SO APOLOGY NOT ACCEPTED. 878 00:38:22,801 --> 00:38:24,403 - AAH! 879 00:38:33,479 --> 00:38:35,080 - PLEASE DON'T BITE MY NECK! 880 00:38:35,113 --> 00:38:36,515 - EW, I'M NOT GONNA BITE YOU. 881 00:38:36,548 --> 00:38:37,516 - YOU AREN'T? 882 00:38:37,549 --> 00:38:39,351 - NO, THAT'S DISGUSTING. 883 00:38:39,385 --> 00:38:41,019 THE OTHER VAMPIRES WILL THINK WE'RE DATING. 884 00:38:41,052 --> 00:38:43,455 - OH, I JUST--I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA TURN ME UNDEAD. 885 00:38:43,489 --> 00:38:44,890 - NO, SOMEONE ELSE CAN DO IT. 886 00:38:44,923 --> 00:38:46,525 I JUST--I JUST WANT YOU DEAD. 887 00:38:46,558 --> 00:38:48,494 - WELL, THAT'S A RELIEF. 888 00:38:48,527 --> 00:38:50,629 - OW! 889 00:38:55,166 --> 00:38:56,402 - GOOD JOB, SON. 890 00:38:56,435 --> 00:38:58,604 - THANKS. LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU. 891 00:39:11,149 --> 00:39:14,553 - TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX, 892 00:39:14,586 --> 00:39:17,423 SEVEN, EIGHT, NINE, TEN! 893 00:39:21,527 --> 00:39:23,128 - AAH! 894 00:39:28,467 --> 00:39:30,902 WELL, I BETTER GET TO BED. 895 00:39:30,936 --> 00:39:35,006 I HAVE SCHOOL TOMORROW. 896 00:39:35,040 --> 00:39:37,609 - OW! [bell dings] 897 00:39:43,549 --> 00:39:46,552 - I'M MORE CONVINCED THAN EVER THAT HE'S A VAMPIRE. 898 00:39:46,585 --> 00:39:47,753 - OH, COME ON, FRED. 899 00:39:47,786 --> 00:39:49,154 - WELL, DID YOU HEAR HIM? 900 00:39:49,187 --> 00:39:52,458 HE SAID HE WAS GOING TO SUCK THE LIFE OUT OF THOSE KIDS. 901 00:39:52,491 --> 00:39:55,627 - YEAH, I HEARD HIM, BUT I'M SURE HE MEANT SOMETHING ELSE. 902 00:39:55,661 --> 00:39:58,764 - HEY, FRED. I'M GOING TO NEED SOME OF YOUR BLOOD. 903 00:39:58,797 --> 00:40:00,065 YOU TOO, BERTHA. 904 00:40:00,098 --> 00:40:02,167 - I STAND CORRECTED. 905 00:40:02,200 --> 00:40:03,635 - WHAT MAKES YOU THINK 906 00:40:03,669 --> 00:40:06,171 WE'D GIVE YOU ANY OF OUR BLOOD, MR. DEVLIN? 907 00:40:06,204 --> 00:40:07,839 - FOR THE BLOOD DRIVE. 908 00:40:07,873 --> 00:40:09,508 - OH. 909 00:40:09,541 --> 00:40:10,609 - I'M GOING TO GET A PINT OF BLOOD 910 00:40:10,642 --> 00:40:11,610 FROM EACH OF THE KIDS. 911 00:40:11,643 --> 00:40:14,012 KEVIN GAVE A PINT THIS MORNING. 912 00:40:14,045 --> 00:40:15,747 - YEP, AND I FEEL GREAT. 913 00:40:15,781 --> 00:40:18,049 - WELL, YOU LOOK TERRIBLE. 914 00:40:18,083 --> 00:40:20,886 - YEAH, WELL, I LOOK BETTER THAN YOU! 915 00:40:20,919 --> 00:40:23,589 - I HIGHLY DOUBT THAT, STUPID. 916 00:40:23,622 --> 00:40:25,824 - YOU KNOW, IT'S A GREAT THING THAT KEVIN'S DONE. 917 00:40:25,857 --> 00:40:28,193 HE'S GIVEN THE GIFT OF LIFE TO SOMEONE WHO NEEDS IT. 918 00:40:28,226 --> 00:40:31,129 - KIND OF LIKE A VAMPIRE, IF YOU ASK ME. 919 00:40:31,162 --> 00:40:34,966 - WELL, VAMPIRES NEED TO LIVE TOO, FRED. 920 00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:35,967 - NO, THEY DON'T. 921 00:40:36,001 --> 00:40:37,903 THEY'RE DEAD ALREADY. 922 00:40:37,936 --> 00:40:39,605 - OH, THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE WRONG, FRED. 923 00:40:39,638 --> 00:40:43,675 VAMPIRES ARE UNDEAD. 924 00:40:43,709 --> 00:40:45,811 [laughs] 925 00:40:45,844 --> 00:40:47,713 WELL, ENOUGH JOKING AROUND. 926 00:40:47,746 --> 00:40:48,714 I HAVE TO GET GOING. 927 00:40:48,747 --> 00:40:50,916 I'LL SEE YOU GUYS LATER, WHEN I TAKE YOUR BLOOD. 928 00:40:50,949 --> 00:40:53,184 OH, BERTHA, I MET YOUR MOTHER LAST NIGHT. 929 00:40:53,218 --> 00:40:56,254 SHE IS A WONDERFUL, WONDERFUL WAITRESS. 930 00:40:56,287 --> 00:40:59,157 - MAYBE NEXT TIME YOU GIVE HER A BETTER TIP. 931 00:41:03,529 --> 00:41:06,765 - THE RECITAL IS TONIGHT, AND EVERYONE'S GONNA BE THERE. 932 00:41:06,798 --> 00:41:08,967 - I KNOW. ISN'T IT EXCITING? 933 00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:10,736 - IT'S SCARY, IS WHAT IT IS. 934 00:41:10,769 --> 00:41:11,803 - I KNOW. I KNOW. 935 00:41:11,837 --> 00:41:13,705 TOTALLY SCARY IN AN EXCITING WAY. 936 00:41:13,739 --> 00:41:15,507 HEY, I WANT TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING. 937 00:41:15,541 --> 00:41:16,842 I MADE THESE HAND PUPPETS. 938 00:41:16,875 --> 00:41:19,778 "HI, FRED. I'M TALIA." 939 00:41:19,811 --> 00:41:22,013 "HI, TALIA, I'M FRED." 940 00:41:22,047 --> 00:41:24,616 "I LIKE YOU, FRED." 941 00:41:24,650 --> 00:41:25,784 "I'M NOT SURE I'M READY TO SAY 942 00:41:25,817 --> 00:41:27,553 HOW I FEEL ABOUT YOU YET, TALIA." 943 00:41:27,586 --> 00:41:28,554 "THAT'S OKAY. 944 00:41:28,587 --> 00:41:31,790 EVEN THOUGH I ALREADY OPENED MYSELF UP TO YOU." 945 00:41:31,823 --> 00:41:35,293 - THAT--THAT'S NICE. 946 00:41:35,326 --> 00:41:36,695 - TALIA, HURRY UP. 947 00:41:36,728 --> 00:41:39,197 MR. DEVLIN IS WAITING. 948 00:41:43,168 --> 00:41:45,170 - I HOPE YOU'RE NOT MAD I'M TAKING LESSONS. 949 00:41:45,203 --> 00:41:46,738 - WAS THAT THE PUPPET TALKING? 950 00:41:46,772 --> 00:41:49,741 - OKAY, BYE. MWAH. 951 00:41:49,775 --> 00:41:52,811 - PUPPET COOTIES. EW! 952 00:41:55,080 --> 00:41:57,683 TALIA'S UNDER HIS SPELL, TOO! 953 00:41:57,716 --> 00:41:59,017 WHICH IN SOME WAYS IS OKAY, 954 00:41:59,050 --> 00:42:01,787 BECAUSE SHE'S KIND OF CREEPING ME OUT, BUT STILL. 955 00:42:01,820 --> 00:42:03,221 WHAT'S HAPPENING? 956 00:42:03,254 --> 00:42:05,056 - HE'S TAKING CONTROL OF YOUR LIFE. 957 00:42:05,090 --> 00:42:07,292 THAT'S WHAT'S HAPPENING. [toilet flushes] 958 00:42:07,325 --> 00:42:08,226 - DAD. 959 00:42:08,259 --> 00:42:10,762 - AND YOU GOT TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. 960 00:42:10,796 --> 00:42:12,798 - CRIPES, DAD. - LANGUAGE. 961 00:42:12,831 --> 00:42:14,299 - WHAT SHOULD I DO? 962 00:42:14,332 --> 00:42:15,834 - I'D LIGHT SOME SCENTED CANDLES. 963 00:42:15,867 --> 00:42:17,068 MAYBE BREATHE THROUGH A DAMP CLOTH. 964 00:42:17,102 --> 00:42:18,670 - NO, I'M TALKING ABOUT DEVLIN. 965 00:42:18,704 --> 00:42:20,772 - YOU GOT TO SUCK HIS BLOOD. 966 00:42:20,806 --> 00:42:22,874 SUCK HIS BLOOD BEFORE HE SUCKS YOURS. 967 00:42:22,908 --> 00:42:23,909 GRAB HIS HEAD LIKE THIS. 968 00:42:23,942 --> 00:42:25,777 TURN HIS NECK SIDEWAYS LIKE THIS. 969 00:42:25,811 --> 00:42:27,746 [grunts] 970 00:42:27,779 --> 00:42:31,282 - OW! 971 00:42:31,316 --> 00:42:32,684 - AND THEN YOU BITE HIS NECK, 972 00:42:32,718 --> 00:42:34,152 YOU DRINK THAT BLOOD. 973 00:42:34,185 --> 00:42:36,788 THAT WARM, THICK, GOOEY BLOOD. 974 00:42:36,822 --> 00:42:38,023 YOU GOT TO GULP IT DOWN 975 00:42:38,056 --> 00:42:40,792 LIKE SOME RED HOT MOTOR OIL MILKSHAKE. 976 00:42:40,826 --> 00:42:42,694 I MEAN, YOU GOT TO DRINK SO MUCH OF THAT BLOOD 977 00:42:42,728 --> 00:42:43,895 THAT IT--IT SMELLS LIKE A HOSPITAL 978 00:42:43,929 --> 00:42:46,164 AND TASTES LIKE A DENTIST! 979 00:42:46,197 --> 00:42:48,734 FRED? FRED? 980 00:42:48,767 --> 00:42:50,636 - I'M SORRY. I PASSED OUT. 981 00:42:50,669 --> 00:42:52,738 - IT'S OKAY. WHERE WAS I? 982 00:42:52,771 --> 00:42:54,239 UH, OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 983 00:42:54,272 --> 00:42:56,808 SMELLS LIKE A HOSPITAL AND TASTES LIKE A DENTIST! 984 00:42:56,842 --> 00:42:57,809 - UGH. 985 00:42:57,843 --> 00:42:59,711 - FRED. FRED. 986 00:42:59,745 --> 00:43:01,880 WAKE UP. 987 00:43:01,913 --> 00:43:02,848 YOU GOT TO PREPARE YOURSELF. 988 00:43:02,881 --> 00:43:05,717 FIRST OF ALL, VAMPIRES HATE BASEBALL PLAYERS. 989 00:43:05,751 --> 00:43:07,218 SO WE GOT TO FIND A BUNCH OF BASEBALL PLAYERS 990 00:43:07,252 --> 00:43:08,219 TO HELP US OUT. 991 00:43:08,253 --> 00:43:10,689 - YEAH. WAIT. WHAT? 992 00:43:10,722 --> 00:43:13,625 - VAMPIRES ARE ALWAYS YELLING AT BASEBALL PLAYERS. 993 00:43:13,659 --> 00:43:18,229 - I THINK YOU'RE THINKING OF UMPIRES, DAD. 994 00:43:18,263 --> 00:43:20,766 - I STILL THINK A BASEBALL PLAYER 995 00:43:20,799 --> 00:43:21,767 MAY BE OF SOME USE TO US. 996 00:43:21,800 --> 00:43:22,768 - OKAY. 997 00:43:22,801 --> 00:43:23,601 - ALL RIGHT, LISTEN. 998 00:43:23,635 --> 00:43:25,036 YOU GOT TO TAKE THIS GUY ON IN PUBLIC. 999 00:43:25,070 --> 00:43:26,104 THAT WAY HE'S GOT NO PLACE TO HIDE. 1000 00:43:26,137 --> 00:43:27,272 - THE RECITAL'S TONIGHT. 1001 00:43:27,305 --> 00:43:28,707 AND EVERYONE'S GONNA BE THERE. 1002 00:43:28,740 --> 00:43:29,775 - THAT'S THE FIELD OF BATTLE. 1003 00:43:29,808 --> 00:43:31,943 THAT'S WHERE HE'S GONNA TURN EVERYBODY INTO VAMPIRES. 1004 00:43:31,977 --> 00:43:33,745 - AND THAT'S WHERE I'M GONNA TAKE A WOODEN STAKE 1005 00:43:33,779 --> 00:43:35,647 AND DRIVE IT INTO HIS HEART! 1006 00:43:35,681 --> 00:43:37,048 - WAIT, YOU'RE-- 1007 00:43:37,082 --> 00:43:38,784 YOU'RE NOT REALLY GONNA STAB HIM, ARE YOU? 1008 00:43:38,817 --> 00:43:41,119 - WELL, YEAH. HE'S A VAMPIRE, DAD. 1009 00:43:41,152 --> 00:43:42,854 - GOOD! 1010 00:43:42,888 --> 00:43:44,856 JUST TRY NOT TO GET ANY BLOOD ON YOUR SHIRT, OKAY? 1011 00:43:44,890 --> 00:43:46,391 - OKAY. - NOW GO. 1012 00:43:46,424 --> 00:43:49,861 GATHER YOUR FORCES! 1013 00:43:49,895 --> 00:43:51,763 TAKE THIS. IT'LL MAKE YOU GO FASTER. 1014 00:43:51,797 --> 00:43:52,964 - OKAY. THANKS, DAD. 1015 00:43:52,998 --> 00:43:55,967 [triumphant music] 1016 00:43:56,001 --> 00:44:04,075 * 1017 00:44:05,443 --> 00:44:07,145 OW! OW. 1018 00:44:07,178 --> 00:44:11,082 [keyboard playing William Tell Overture] 1019 00:44:11,116 --> 00:44:14,352 BERTHA! BERTHA! BERTHA! 1020 00:44:14,385 --> 00:44:16,955 IT'S THE RECITAL. THAT'S WHERE HE'S GO-- 1021 00:44:16,988 --> 00:44:18,256 [keyboard stops] 1022 00:44:18,289 --> 00:44:19,958 - HELLO-SKI. 1023 00:44:19,991 --> 00:44:22,961 - YOU'RE TAKING LESSONS? 1024 00:44:22,994 --> 00:44:24,930 - MY MOM'S MAKING ME DO IT. 1025 00:44:24,963 --> 00:44:26,097 IT'S NO BIG DEAL. 1026 00:44:26,131 --> 00:44:27,866 - OH, IT'S A VERY BIG DEAL. 1027 00:44:27,899 --> 00:44:29,701 SHE'S VERY TALENTED. 1028 00:44:29,735 --> 00:44:32,237 JOIN THE WORLD, FRED. 1029 00:44:37,909 --> 00:44:40,411 - AAH! I'M ALONE! 1030 00:44:40,445 --> 00:44:44,215 EVERYBODY ELSE HAS JOINED HIS EVIL WORLD! 1031 00:44:44,249 --> 00:44:48,319 HE CREPT INTO EVERY CORNER OF MY LIFE AND TOOK OVER! 1032 00:44:48,353 --> 00:44:51,456 NOW I HAVE TO TAKE HIM ON ALL BY MYSELF. 1033 00:44:51,489 --> 00:44:54,793 FIRST, I'LL NEED A CROSS. 1034 00:44:54,826 --> 00:44:59,164 A REALLY BIG CROSS. 1035 00:44:59,197 --> 00:45:02,033 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1036 00:45:02,067 --> 00:45:03,234 - DERF! 1037 00:45:03,268 --> 00:45:04,903 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 1038 00:45:04,936 --> 00:45:07,405 - THERE'S A QUESTION ALREADY ON THE TABLE. 1039 00:45:07,438 --> 00:45:10,008 - OH, I'M USING THIS CROSS AGAINST A VAMPIRE. 1040 00:45:10,041 --> 00:45:11,276 DO YOU WANT TO HELP? 1041 00:45:11,309 --> 00:45:12,878 - NO. - OKAY. 1042 00:45:12,911 --> 00:45:16,114 SO, UH, HOW HAVE YOU BEEN, DERF? 1043 00:45:16,147 --> 00:45:19,017 - YOU KNOW, I BEEN PRETTY CHILL. 1044 00:45:19,050 --> 00:45:20,285 - IS THAT GOOD? 1045 00:45:20,318 --> 00:45:21,920 - IT'S TIGHT. 1046 00:45:21,953 --> 00:45:22,954 - IS THAT GOOD? 1047 00:45:22,988 --> 00:45:24,990 - ON POINT. - IS THAT GOOD? 1048 00:45:25,023 --> 00:45:26,057 - IT'S OFF THE CHAIN, FRED. 1049 00:45:26,091 --> 00:45:28,827 - DERF! JUST TELL ME. ARE YOU OKAY? 1050 00:45:28,860 --> 00:45:30,295 - YEAH. 1051 00:45:30,328 --> 00:45:31,529 - OKAY. 1052 00:45:31,562 --> 00:45:33,765 - YOU KNOW THAT'S NOT A REAL CROSS, RIGHT? 1053 00:45:33,799 --> 00:45:36,101 - OH, I KNOW, BUT IT'LL DO. I THINK. 1054 00:45:36,134 --> 00:45:38,169 - HOW DO YOU KNOW? ARE YOU A VAMPIRE? 1055 00:45:38,203 --> 00:45:40,205 - NO. I'VE BEEN READING ABOUT THEM ONLINE. 1056 00:45:40,238 --> 00:45:43,041 - NO ONE'S EVER LEARNED HOW TO KILL A VAMPIRE 1057 00:45:43,074 --> 00:45:44,509 FROM THE INTERNET. 1058 00:45:44,542 --> 00:45:46,411 - WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE I'LL BE THE FIRST THEN. 1059 00:45:46,444 --> 00:45:48,479 - YOU SHOULD PROBABLY GO. 1060 00:45:48,513 --> 00:45:50,381 - YEAH, I'VE GOT TO STOP THIS VAMPIRE. 1061 00:45:50,415 --> 00:45:52,017 - UH, AND THERE'S A COP CAR. 1062 00:45:52,050 --> 00:45:53,985 IT'S ILLEGAL TO STEAL SIGNS, FRED. 1063 00:45:54,019 --> 00:45:57,755 [siren wails] 1064 00:46:00,959 --> 00:46:03,361 - HELLO. HELLO. 1065 00:46:03,394 --> 00:46:04,896 OH, YOU LOOK SO HUNGRY. 1066 00:46:04,930 --> 00:46:06,297 LET ME GET YOU SOME FOOD. 1067 00:46:06,331 --> 00:46:07,966 - UM, I'LL JUST HAVE SOME GARLIC SAUCE. 1068 00:46:07,999 --> 00:46:09,134 - GARLIC SAUCE? 1069 00:46:09,167 --> 00:46:11,002 ALL YOU'RE GONNA EAT IS GARLIC SAUCE? 1070 00:46:11,036 --> 00:46:12,403 - YEAH. CAN'T YOU JUST GET, LIKE, 1071 00:46:12,437 --> 00:46:15,306 A BIG OLD BOWL OF GARLIC SAUCE, YOU KNOW? 1072 00:46:15,340 --> 00:46:16,307 - NO. 1073 00:46:16,341 --> 00:46:17,809 - OH. 1074 00:46:17,843 --> 00:46:18,944 OKAY, WELL, UM, DO YOU HAVE, LIKE, 1075 00:46:18,977 --> 00:46:21,146 CHICKEN WITH GARLIC SAUCE? - YES. 1076 00:46:21,179 --> 00:46:23,048 - OKAY, I'LL HAVE CHICKEN WITH GARLIC SAUCE. 1077 00:46:23,081 --> 00:46:24,883 - OKAY. - JUST HOLD THE CHICKEN. 1078 00:46:24,916 --> 00:46:26,384 - WHY YOU NEED GARLIC SAUCE? 1079 00:46:26,417 --> 00:46:28,086 - TO STOP A VAMPIRE. 1080 00:46:28,119 --> 00:46:29,320 - WHAT'S A VAMPIRE? 1081 00:46:29,354 --> 00:46:30,922 - OH, IT'S, LIKE, YOU KNOW, LIKE, A... 1082 00:46:30,956 --> 00:46:31,923 GRRR! 1083 00:46:31,957 --> 00:46:33,558 - AAH! 1084 00:46:33,591 --> 00:46:35,160 YOU VAMPIRE? 1085 00:46:35,193 --> 00:46:36,828 - OH, NO, NO, I'M NOT A VAMPIRE, 1086 00:46:36,862 --> 00:46:39,564 - WHAT'S A VAMPIRE? 1087 00:46:39,597 --> 00:46:40,598 - NEVER MIND. 1088 00:46:40,631 --> 00:46:44,302 ANYWAYS, CAN I JUST GET SOME GARLIC SAUCE PLEASE? 1089 00:46:44,335 --> 00:46:46,037 - YES. GARLIC SAUCE. TO GO. 1090 00:46:46,071 --> 00:46:49,040 BE RIGHT BACK. 1091 00:46:49,074 --> 00:46:50,375 THERE'S A WEIRD KID HERE. 1092 00:46:50,408 --> 00:46:52,310 ALL HE EATS IS GARLIC SAUCE. 1093 00:46:52,343 --> 00:46:54,545 - OOH. THAT WOULD UPSET HIS STOMACH. 1094 00:46:54,579 --> 00:46:56,314 - HE SCARES ME. HE CREEPS ME OUT. 1095 00:46:56,347 --> 00:46:57,548 - I'LL GET THE GARLIC SAUCE. 1096 00:46:57,582 --> 00:46:59,284 - NO, NO, I DON'T WANT TO BE OUT HERE WITH HIM. 1097 00:46:59,317 --> 00:47:01,452 - OOH, SAY HI TO ALL THE PEOPLE. 1098 00:47:01,486 --> 00:47:05,090 - HE FREAKS ME OUT. I FEAR FOR MY LIFE. 1099 00:47:10,161 --> 00:47:12,397 - HEY. - HI. 1100 00:47:12,430 --> 00:47:14,933 FORTUNE COOKIE? 1101 00:47:14,966 --> 00:47:15,934 - OKAY. 1102 00:47:15,967 --> 00:47:17,368 - HERE'S GARLIC SAUCE. 1103 00:47:17,402 --> 00:47:19,137 - OH, AND HOW MUCH WILL THAT COST PLEASE? 1104 00:47:19,170 --> 00:47:20,972 - ON THE HOUSE. 1105 00:47:21,006 --> 00:47:22,440 - REALLY? 1106 00:47:22,473 --> 00:47:23,975 THAT'S REALLY NICE OF YOU GUYS. 1107 00:47:24,009 --> 00:47:25,110 YOU GUYS ARE GOOD PEOPLE. 1108 00:47:25,143 --> 00:47:26,945 - WE VERY NICE PEOPLE. YOU TELL FRIENDS. 1109 00:47:26,978 --> 00:47:28,346 BUT YOU PLEASE GO NOW. 1110 00:47:28,379 --> 00:47:32,583 - COME ON. NICE KID. 1111 00:47:32,617 --> 00:47:33,584 [suspenseful music] 1112 00:47:33,618 --> 00:47:35,453 - AAH! 1113 00:47:39,424 --> 00:47:41,259 - I TOLD YOU HE'S WEIRD. 1114 00:47:50,101 --> 00:47:52,170 - THERE YOU ARE. WHAT'S ALL THIS STUFF? 1115 00:47:52,203 --> 00:47:54,139 - OH. IT'S SUPPLIES. 1116 00:47:54,172 --> 00:47:56,041 - BUT YOU'RE COMING TO RECITAL, AREN'T YOU? 1117 00:47:56,074 --> 00:47:57,042 IT'S VERY IMPORTANT TO JAKE. 1118 00:47:57,075 --> 00:47:59,110 - OH, IT'S "JAKE" NOW? 1119 00:47:59,144 --> 00:48:02,213 - OH, IT'S ALWAYS BEEN JAKE. WE'RE ADULTS. 1120 00:48:02,247 --> 00:48:03,681 - WELL, DON'T YOU WORRY. 1121 00:48:03,714 --> 00:48:07,418 I WOULDN'T MISS JAKE'S RECITAL FOR THE WORLD. 1122 00:48:07,452 --> 00:48:09,454 - YOU KNOW, YOU SHOULD REALLY CALL HIM MR. DEVLIN. 1123 00:48:09,487 --> 00:48:11,156 IT'S VERY DISRESPECTFUL. 1124 00:48:11,189 --> 00:48:12,323 - WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO CALL HIM? 1125 00:48:12,357 --> 00:48:14,025 I'M SO CONFUSED, MOM. 1126 00:48:14,059 --> 00:48:16,127 - I JUST WANT YOU TO BE ON TIME FOR THE RECITAL. 1127 00:48:16,161 --> 00:48:19,564 - OH, I'LL BE RIGHT ON TIME. 1128 00:48:19,597 --> 00:48:21,399 - WHY ARE YOU TALKING LIKE THAT? 1129 00:48:21,432 --> 00:48:23,634 ARE YOU PRETENDING YOU'RE IN A MOVIE OR SOMETHING? 1130 00:48:23,668 --> 00:48:25,203 - NO. 1131 00:48:25,236 --> 00:48:27,105 - ALL RIGHT, WELL, LISTEN, YOU BE A GOOD BOY, 1132 00:48:27,138 --> 00:48:28,206 AND I'LL SEE YOU AT THAT RECITAL. 1133 00:48:28,239 --> 00:48:30,275 - BYE. 1134 00:48:41,052 --> 00:48:43,621 ALL RIGHT, MR. MUSIC TEACHER. 1135 00:48:43,654 --> 00:48:46,024 TIME TO GIVE YOU A LESSON. 1136 00:48:46,057 --> 00:48:49,660 - * EVERYBODY HAVE FUN TONIGHT * 1137 00:48:49,694 --> 00:48:50,962 * AND EVERYBODY WANG CHU-- 1138 00:48:50,996 --> 00:48:53,598 - BACK, FOUL BEAST! 1139 00:48:53,631 --> 00:48:57,635 THESE PEOPLE WILL NOT BE YOUR MINIONS! 1140 00:48:57,668 --> 00:48:59,604 - FRED? WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1141 00:48:59,637 --> 00:49:01,406 WHAT DO YOU HAVE THERE? 1142 00:49:01,439 --> 00:49:03,141 - YOU'LL FIND OUT SOON ENOUGH. 1143 00:49:03,174 --> 00:49:05,543 - FREDDY, COME AND SIT DOWN. I SAVED YOU A SEAT. 1144 00:49:05,576 --> 00:49:07,578 ALL YOUR FRIENDS ARE HERE. LET'S ENJOY THE RECITAL. 1145 00:49:07,612 --> 00:49:10,548 - FIRST OF ALL, I DON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS, MOM. 1146 00:49:10,581 --> 00:49:15,486 AND SECOND OF ALL, THAT MAN IS PURE EVIL! 1147 00:49:15,520 --> 00:49:17,222 - FRED, DON'T BE RIDICULOUS. 1148 00:49:17,255 --> 00:49:20,391 YOU'RE BEING RIDICULOUS. HE'S BEING RIDICULOUS. 1149 00:49:20,425 --> 00:49:21,692 - YES, YOUR MOTHER IS RIGHT, FRED. 1150 00:49:21,726 --> 00:49:23,728 YOU ARE BEING-- WHAT WAS THAT WORD AGAIN? 1151 00:49:23,761 --> 00:49:25,330 - RIDICULOUS. - RIDICULOUS. 1152 00:49:25,363 --> 00:49:27,265 NOW GIVE ME THE WATER GUN. 1153 00:49:27,298 --> 00:49:31,036 - FIRST OF ALL, THIS RIGHT HERE ISN'T A WATER GUN. 1154 00:49:31,069 --> 00:49:32,770 IT'S A MASTER BLASTER! 1155 00:49:32,803 --> 00:49:36,174 TOP OF THE LINE IN LIQUID DISPERSAL WEAPONRY. 1156 00:49:36,207 --> 00:49:37,708 AND, SECOND OF ALL, 1157 00:49:37,742 --> 00:49:43,281 YOU'LL GET THIS OVER MY DEAD HOT BODY! 1158 00:49:43,314 --> 00:49:46,184 - I'M JUST WORRIED ABOUT YOUR PERSONAL SAFETY, FRED. 1159 00:49:46,217 --> 00:49:48,719 YOU COULD GET HURT. 1160 00:49:48,753 --> 00:49:50,221 - JAKE, I AM SO SORRY. 1161 00:49:50,255 --> 00:49:52,323 HE HASN'T BEEN HIMSELF SINCE THE DAY HE WAS BORN. 1162 00:49:52,357 --> 00:49:54,725 - STEP AWAY, MOM. PLEASE. 1163 00:49:54,759 --> 00:49:57,028 - YOU'RE BEING RIDICULOUS! 1164 00:49:57,062 --> 00:49:58,796 - AM I? 1165 00:49:58,829 --> 00:50:02,200 WELL, THIS MIGHT CHANGE YOUR MIND. 1166 00:50:02,233 --> 00:50:03,201 [audience gasps] 1167 00:50:03,234 --> 00:50:06,304 - OH, MY GOSH. I LOOK LIKE CRAP. 1168 00:50:06,337 --> 00:50:08,673 HEY, WHERE'S YOUR-- 1169 00:50:08,706 --> 00:50:11,142 WHERE'S-- 1170 00:50:11,176 --> 00:50:13,144 - EVERYBODY, STAY WHERE YOU ARE. 1171 00:50:13,178 --> 00:50:16,181 THE RECITAL IS ABOUT TO BEGIN. 1172 00:50:16,214 --> 00:50:17,282 NOW. 1173 00:50:17,315 --> 00:50:21,752 - [roars] 1174 00:50:21,786 --> 00:50:24,489 - AAH! 1175 00:50:34,232 --> 00:50:35,566 - GARLIC SAUCE. 1176 00:50:35,600 --> 00:50:37,268 - KEVIN! 1177 00:50:43,308 --> 00:50:44,509 - GIVE ME THE WATER GUN, FRED. 1178 00:50:44,542 --> 00:50:46,177 - IT'S A MASTER BLASTER. 1179 00:50:46,211 --> 00:50:48,513 - FINE. GIVE ME THE MASTER BLASTER, 1180 00:50:48,546 --> 00:50:51,749 OR TALIA JOINS THE UNDEAD. 1181 00:50:51,782 --> 00:50:53,651 IT'S OVER, FRED. 1182 00:50:53,684 --> 00:50:57,755 YOU'VE LOST. 1183 00:50:57,788 --> 00:50:59,557 NOW KICK THE WATER GUN OVER TO ME. 1184 00:50:59,590 --> 00:51:01,392 - IT'S A MASTER BLASTER. 1185 00:51:01,426 --> 00:51:03,194 - FINE. MASTER BLASTER. 1186 00:51:03,228 --> 00:51:04,795 WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE? 1187 00:51:04,829 --> 00:51:06,431 - THE DIFFERENCE IS, DEVLIN, 1188 00:51:06,464 --> 00:51:10,168 THAT THIS IS A WATER GUN. 1189 00:51:10,201 --> 00:51:13,371 - UGH. GAMMIT. 1190 00:51:13,404 --> 00:51:14,372 [cheers and applause] 1191 00:51:14,405 --> 00:51:15,740 - ATTA BOY, FREDDY BOY! 1192 00:51:15,773 --> 00:51:19,144 - FRED, YOU SAVED ME. 1193 00:51:19,177 --> 00:51:22,547 - MY SON. THAT'S MY ONLY SON. 1194 00:51:22,580 --> 00:51:24,215 [horn honks] 1195 00:51:24,249 --> 00:51:26,684 - OH. SORRY. 1196 00:51:33,924 --> 00:51:36,627 - EXCELLENT JOB, REBECCA. FANTASTIC. 1197 00:51:36,661 --> 00:51:38,463 UP NEXT, WE HAVE GULLIVER MITTENS. 1198 00:51:38,496 --> 00:51:40,765 - BACK, FOUL BEAST! 1199 00:51:40,798 --> 00:51:44,669 THESE PEOPLE WILL NOT BE YOUR MINIONS! 1200 00:51:44,702 --> 00:51:47,272 - OH, MY-- - OKAY. 1201 00:51:47,305 --> 00:51:49,440 - FIGGLEHORN, WILL YOU GET OUT OF HERE, BRO? 1202 00:51:49,474 --> 00:51:51,242 - NO CAN DO, KEVIN. 1203 00:51:51,276 --> 00:51:52,243 - OKAY, COME ON, FREDDY. 1204 00:51:52,277 --> 00:51:53,778 SIT DOWN. I SAVED YOU A SEAT HERE. 1205 00:51:53,811 --> 00:51:56,681 - CALM DOWN, EVERYONE. I'LL KEEP YOU SAFE. 1206 00:51:56,714 --> 00:51:58,449 I'M HERE TO PROTECT YOU. 1207 00:51:58,483 --> 00:52:01,452 THIS GARLIC SAUCE WILL PROTECT YOU! 1208 00:52:01,486 --> 00:52:06,857 I AM YOUR SAVIOR! 1209 00:52:06,891 --> 00:52:09,327 I'M HERE TO SAVE YOU GUYS. 1210 00:52:09,360 --> 00:52:12,263 - AAH! AAH! IT BURNS! 1211 00:52:12,297 --> 00:52:14,632 - DID YOU HEAR THAT? HE SAID IT BURNS. 1212 00:52:14,665 --> 00:52:16,234 HE'S ALREADY A VAMPIRE. 1213 00:52:16,267 --> 00:52:19,804 DON'T WORRY, TALIA. I'M HERE TO PROTECT YOU. 1214 00:52:19,837 --> 00:52:21,539 - FRED! FRED, STOP IT! 1215 00:52:21,572 --> 00:52:23,308 PLEASE, HILDA, DO SOMETHING. 1216 00:52:23,341 --> 00:52:25,410 - I HOPE IT'S NOT TOO LATE, MOM. 1217 00:52:25,443 --> 00:52:26,644 I HOPE IT'S NOT TOO LATE. 1218 00:52:26,677 --> 00:52:28,946 - I'M SORRY, EVERYBODY. JAKE, I'M SO SORRY. 1219 00:52:28,979 --> 00:52:30,315 - MOM, HE'S A VAMPIRE. 1220 00:52:30,348 --> 00:52:31,216 - HE IS NOT A VAMPIRE! 1221 00:52:31,249 --> 00:52:33,251 YOU ARE GOING HOME, AND I AM TAKING A NAP. 1222 00:52:33,284 --> 00:52:34,919 SO SORRY. SORRY. 1223 00:52:38,756 --> 00:52:42,593 UGH. SMELL LIKE A USED NAPKIN IN A PIZZA PARLOR. 1224 00:52:42,627 --> 00:52:44,829 - OH, ACTUALLY I GOT IT AT THE CHINESE PLACE. 1225 00:52:44,862 --> 00:52:46,564 - ACTUALLY, I DON'T CARE WHERE YOU GOT IT. 1226 00:52:46,597 --> 00:52:48,333 WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT ALL ABOUT? 1227 00:52:48,366 --> 00:52:50,335 - HE'S A VAMPIRE. 1228 00:52:50,368 --> 00:52:51,836 - HE IS NOT A VAMPIRE. 1229 00:52:51,869 --> 00:52:54,339 - SAYS THE HYPNOTIZED WOMAN. 1230 00:52:54,372 --> 00:52:57,408 - THANK YOU. 1231 00:52:59,410 --> 00:53:02,447 - THEY'LL SEE. 1232 00:53:02,480 --> 00:53:06,584 HEY, TALIA. 1233 00:53:06,617 --> 00:53:08,653 NICE TALKING TO YOU. 1234 00:53:08,686 --> 00:53:10,421 - SHE'S SCARED. 1235 00:53:10,455 --> 00:53:11,422 YEAH. 1236 00:53:11,456 --> 00:53:13,324 - WHY WOULD SHE BE SCARED, BERTHA? 1237 00:53:13,358 --> 00:53:14,325 - OH, I DON'T KNOW, 1238 00:53:14,359 --> 00:53:15,393 MAYBE 'CAUSE A CRAZY PERSON 1239 00:53:15,426 --> 00:53:17,328 SPRAYED GARLIC IN HER FACE YESTERDAY. 1240 00:53:17,362 --> 00:53:19,630 - OH, MY GAMMIT. WHO DID THAT? 1241 00:53:19,664 --> 00:53:21,399 OH. 1242 00:53:21,432 --> 00:53:23,868 - [hisses] WATCH OUT, FIGGLEHORN! 1243 00:53:23,901 --> 00:53:25,670 IT'S A FLYING VAMPIRE BAT! 1244 00:53:25,703 --> 00:53:28,506 - BETTER PROTECT YOURSELF WITH GARLIC! 1245 00:53:28,539 --> 00:53:30,308 - AAH! GET AWAY! 1246 00:53:30,341 --> 00:53:32,477 - EVERYONE, STOP! 1247 00:53:32,510 --> 00:53:34,379 DIESEL, PUT THAT AWAY. 1248 00:53:34,412 --> 00:53:36,381 - IT'S JUST WATER. - IT'S STILL BAD. 1249 00:53:36,414 --> 00:53:38,249 ALL OF YOU, GET TO CLASS. 1250 00:53:38,283 --> 00:53:40,418 - YEAH, YOU HEARD HIM. 1251 00:53:40,451 --> 00:53:41,619 - NOW, KEVIN. 1252 00:53:41,652 --> 00:53:43,654 OH, FRED, WAIT A MINUTE. 1253 00:53:43,688 --> 00:53:46,391 YOU OBVIOUSLY HAVE THE WRONG IMPRESSION OF ME. 1254 00:53:46,424 --> 00:53:48,893 - OH, SO YOU'RE NOT A VAMPIRE? 1255 00:53:48,926 --> 00:53:51,762 - EVERYONE KNOWS THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS VAMPIRES. 1256 00:53:51,796 --> 00:53:53,431 - THAT DIDN'T ANSWER MY QUESTION. 1257 00:53:53,464 --> 00:53:57,968 - LISTEN, I'D LIKE TO INVITE YOU TO DINNER AT MY HOUSE. 1258 00:53:58,002 --> 00:53:59,404 TONIGHT. 1259 00:53:59,437 --> 00:54:01,972 - WHAT, SO I CAN JOIN YOUR WORLD? 1260 00:54:02,006 --> 00:54:04,909 - YES, WE NEED TO GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER BETTER. 1261 00:54:04,942 --> 00:54:07,945 BURY THE HATCHET, IF YOU WILL. 1262 00:54:07,978 --> 00:54:09,347 - DID YOU HEAR THAT? 1263 00:54:09,380 --> 00:54:11,549 HE WANTS TO BURY THE HATCHET! 1264 00:54:11,582 --> 00:54:13,451 PROBABLY IN MY HEAD. 1265 00:54:13,484 --> 00:54:15,620 I'M GOING INTO THE LION'S DEN! 1266 00:54:15,653 --> 00:54:17,988 THE DEVLIN LION'S DEN! 1267 00:54:18,022 --> 00:54:20,358 I'M SCARED OUT OF MY MIND! 1268 00:54:20,391 --> 00:54:23,428 BUT THIS IS THE ONLY CHANCE I HAVE 1269 00:54:23,461 --> 00:54:27,532 TO CONVINCE EVERYONE THAT DEVLIN, HE IS DANGEROUS. 1270 00:54:27,565 --> 00:54:29,667 AND I'M BRINGING A SECRET WEAPON WITH ME. 1271 00:54:29,700 --> 00:54:31,302 THIS. 1272 00:54:31,336 --> 00:54:34,339 AS YOU KNOW, I'VE ALWAYS BEEN PRETTY INTERNET SAVVY, 1273 00:54:34,372 --> 00:54:36,574 SO WHAT I'M GONNA DO 1274 00:54:36,607 --> 00:54:39,377 IS I'M GONNA TRANSMIT A LIVE VIDEO FEED 1275 00:54:39,410 --> 00:54:43,414 OF MY DINNER AT MR. DEVLIN'S. 1276 00:54:43,448 --> 00:54:46,517 IF HE TRIES ANYTHING, AND I MEAN ANYTHING, 1277 00:54:46,551 --> 00:54:50,087 THE WHOLE WORLD WILL SEE IT ON THE WEBSITE! 1278 00:54:50,120 --> 00:54:54,559 THAT DEVIL IS OF THE UNDEAD! 1279 00:54:54,592 --> 00:54:56,494 DEVLIN. I MEANT TO SAY DEVLIN. 1280 00:54:56,527 --> 00:54:58,363 DEVIL...N. 1281 00:54:58,396 --> 00:54:59,364 DEVIL...N. 1282 00:54:59,397 --> 00:55:00,731 N...DEVIL. 1283 00:55:00,765 --> 00:55:02,900 N-N-N-N-DEVIL. DEVIL. DEVIL. 1284 00:55:02,933 --> 00:55:04,669 DEVLIN. 1285 00:55:04,702 --> 00:55:06,003 THERE'S SOMETHING WITH THE NAME. 1286 00:55:06,036 --> 00:55:07,905 I KNOW IT. JUST GOT TO FIGURE IT OUT. 1287 00:55:07,938 --> 00:55:11,075 THINK. THINK, FRED. 1288 00:55:15,680 --> 00:55:16,714 I GOT IT! 1289 00:55:16,747 --> 00:55:20,751 IF YOU COMBINE "DEVIL" WITH "KEVIN," 1290 00:55:20,785 --> 00:55:22,553 YOU GET DEVLIN. 1291 00:55:22,587 --> 00:55:23,654 - FRED. 1292 00:55:23,688 --> 00:55:26,657 [distant piano playing] 1293 00:55:26,691 --> 00:55:29,594 * 1294 00:55:29,627 --> 00:55:31,796 [cell phone beeps] 1295 00:55:31,829 --> 00:55:34,365 [piano continues] 1296 00:55:43,508 --> 00:55:45,009 [door creaks] 1297 00:55:49,414 --> 00:55:51,048 - HELLO-SKI, FRED. 1298 00:55:51,081 --> 00:55:53,684 WELCOME TO MY HOME. 1299 00:55:53,718 --> 00:55:56,421 - HI. 1300 00:55:56,454 --> 00:55:58,856 UM... IT'S UH-- 1301 00:55:58,889 --> 00:56:00,525 IT'S A PLEASURE TO BE HERE. 1302 00:56:00,558 --> 00:56:02,827 - YOU KNOW, I WAS WORRIED YOU MIGHT NOT SHOW UP, 1303 00:56:02,860 --> 00:56:03,928 BUT I'M GLAD YOU DID. 1304 00:56:03,961 --> 00:56:05,796 I HAVE A SPECIAL MEAL PLAN 1305 00:56:05,830 --> 00:56:08,132 THAT I'M VERY EXCITED FOR YOU TO TRY. 1306 00:56:08,165 --> 00:56:11,035 IT'S A FOOD I'M SURE YOU'VE NEVER EATEN BEFORE. 1307 00:56:11,068 --> 00:56:13,571 - OH. SOUNDS GOOD. 1308 00:56:13,604 --> 00:56:15,673 - BUT THERE ARE A FEW PREPARATIONS 1309 00:56:15,706 --> 00:56:17,408 I NEED TO MAKE IN THE KITCHEN. 1310 00:56:17,442 --> 00:56:20,478 PLEASE MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME. 1311 00:56:20,511 --> 00:56:23,481 [suspenseful music] 1312 00:56:23,514 --> 00:56:24,682 * 1313 00:56:24,715 --> 00:56:27,752 - THERE'S A LETTER IN YOUR MAILBOX! 1314 00:56:27,785 --> 00:56:31,556 - FIGGLEHORN? 1315 00:56:31,589 --> 00:56:33,057 THE HECK IS THIS? 1316 00:56:33,090 --> 00:56:35,826 - YOU KNOW, FRED, TONIGHT IS A BIT OF A CELEBRATION. 1317 00:56:35,860 --> 00:56:37,762 - WHY IS THAT? 1318 00:56:37,795 --> 00:56:41,632 - WE COLLECTED OVER NINE GALLONS OF BLOOD AT THE BLOOD DRIVE. 1319 00:56:41,666 --> 00:56:44,068 THAT'S DOUBLE THE PREVIOUS SCHOOL RECORD. 1320 00:56:44,101 --> 00:56:45,069 [cell phone beeping] 1321 00:56:45,102 --> 00:56:46,571 THAT'S A LOT OF BLOOD. - YEAH. 1322 00:56:46,604 --> 00:56:49,039 - DIESEL, YOU GOT TO WATCH FIGGLEHORN'S WEBSITE 1323 00:56:49,073 --> 00:56:50,508 RIGHT NOW, MAN. 1324 00:56:50,541 --> 00:56:52,009 - I'M WATCHING IT. IT'S CREEPING ME OUT. 1325 00:56:52,042 --> 00:56:53,177 [knock at door] 1326 00:56:53,210 --> 00:56:55,680 UH, I'M HANDLING MY BUSINESS IN HERE. 1327 00:56:55,713 --> 00:56:57,615 - WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH ALL THAT BLOOD? 1328 00:56:57,648 --> 00:57:01,686 - [laughs] WHAT DO YOU THINK? 1329 00:57:01,719 --> 00:57:03,754 - WHA-- - AAH! 1330 00:57:03,788 --> 00:57:06,957 - OKAY, FRED. 1331 00:57:06,991 --> 00:57:10,160 TIME TO DIG UP DINNER. 1332 00:57:10,194 --> 00:57:11,529 - ARE YOU WATCHING THIS? 1333 00:57:11,562 --> 00:57:12,730 - IT'S SO SCARY. 1334 00:57:12,763 --> 00:57:15,466 - OKAY. 1335 00:57:15,500 --> 00:57:18,703 - COME ON. I CAN'T WAIT TO SINK MY TEETH INTO THIS. 1336 00:57:18,736 --> 00:57:20,705 - OH, MY GAMMIT. 1337 00:57:20,738 --> 00:57:23,941 HE'S GONNA MAKE ME DIG UP DEAD BODIES AND EAT THEM. 1338 00:57:23,974 --> 00:57:26,544 DEAD BODIES! 1339 00:57:26,577 --> 00:57:30,515 HELP ME. 1340 00:57:30,548 --> 00:57:32,683 - SHOULDN'T BE MUCH FURTHER NOW, FRED. 1341 00:57:32,717 --> 00:57:34,785 - OKAY. 1342 00:57:34,819 --> 00:57:35,786 [clanking] 1343 00:57:35,820 --> 00:57:37,755 OH, FRED, THERE IT IS. 1344 00:57:37,788 --> 00:57:39,724 NOW HELP ME GET THIS UP. 1345 00:57:39,757 --> 00:57:42,993 - I'M NOT TOUCHING THAT. WHO IS IN THERE? 1346 00:57:43,027 --> 00:57:47,064 - FRED, IT'S KIMCHI. 1347 00:57:47,097 --> 00:57:48,699 - I'M GONNA GO WASH MY HANDS. 1348 00:57:48,733 --> 00:57:51,969 I ALWAYS WASH MY HANDS BEFORE I EAT. 1349 00:57:52,002 --> 00:57:54,038 OH, MY GAMMIT! 1350 00:57:54,071 --> 00:57:55,973 HE'S KILLED SOMEONE NAMED KIM CHI, 1351 00:57:56,006 --> 00:57:57,975 AND NOW HE EXPECTS ME TO EAT HER! 1352 00:57:58,008 --> 00:57:59,744 I DON'T WANT TO EAT A DEAD BODY. 1353 00:57:59,777 --> 00:58:02,780 - OH. - WHAT AM I GONNA DO? 1354 00:58:02,813 --> 00:58:03,781 [bat shrieks] 1355 00:58:03,814 --> 00:58:05,149 - OOH! - AAH! 1356 00:58:05,182 --> 00:58:09,754 AAH! 1357 00:58:09,787 --> 00:58:11,288 WHERE AM I? 1358 00:58:11,321 --> 00:58:15,660 I'VE GOT TO FIND A WAY OUT OF HERE. 1359 00:58:15,693 --> 00:58:17,795 MAYBE THAT'S THE WAY OUT. 1360 00:58:17,828 --> 00:58:19,196 - NO. 1361 00:58:19,229 --> 00:58:21,031 - [sighs] 1362 00:58:21,065 --> 00:58:24,535 - DON'T, FRED. 1363 00:58:24,569 --> 00:58:26,637 - DON'T! 1364 00:58:26,671 --> 00:58:27,638 - NO, FRED. 1365 00:58:27,672 --> 00:58:30,741 - DON'T DO IT! 1366 00:58:30,775 --> 00:58:33,744 NO ONE EVER GOES FOR THE DOOR! WHAT ARE YOU DOING, MAN? 1367 00:58:38,783 --> 00:58:40,050 - OH. 1368 00:58:44,254 --> 00:58:48,726 - WHERE AM I? 1369 00:58:51,829 --> 00:58:54,198 - I HOPE THAT'S BOLOGNA. 1370 00:58:59,937 --> 00:59:01,305 - [burps] 1371 00:59:05,309 --> 00:59:07,845 WHAT IS THAT? 1372 00:59:10,180 --> 00:59:11,749 OH! 1373 00:59:14,719 --> 00:59:17,655 - AW. 1374 00:59:17,688 --> 00:59:22,660 - WHA--FIGGLEHORN. 1375 00:59:22,693 --> 00:59:24,629 - [whimpering] 1376 00:59:24,662 --> 00:59:27,064 - FIGGLEHORN, TURN AROUND. 1377 00:59:27,097 --> 00:59:28,098 - GET OUT OF THERE! GET OUT OF THERE! 1378 00:59:28,132 --> 00:59:29,900 - FRED? 1379 00:59:29,934 --> 00:59:31,235 - COME ON! JUST DON'T STAND THERE! 1380 00:59:31,268 --> 00:59:33,838 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1381 00:59:33,871 --> 00:59:35,706 AGH! 1382 00:59:35,740 --> 00:59:38,008 - AH-HA. - AH! 1383 00:59:42,312 --> 00:59:44,915 - THERE YOU ARE. 1384 00:59:44,949 --> 00:59:47,051 I SEE YOU DISCOVERED MY SECRET KITCHEN. 1385 00:59:47,084 --> 00:59:49,854 PRETTY NEAT, RIGHT? 1386 00:59:49,887 --> 00:59:51,255 - WHAT IS THIS? 1387 00:59:51,288 --> 00:59:53,724 - THIS IS STEAK. 1388 00:59:53,758 --> 00:59:55,225 - STEAK? - MM-HMM. 1389 00:59:55,259 --> 00:59:58,729 FOR BULGOGI--KOREAN BARBEQUE. FUN WORD, RIGHT? 1390 00:59:58,763 --> 00:59:59,764 BULGOGI. 1391 00:59:59,797 --> 01:00:02,867 - SO...ARE WE STILL EATING KIMCHI? 1392 01:00:02,900 --> 01:00:05,736 - OH, WE'RE DEFINITELY, DEFINITELY EATING KIMCHI... 1393 01:00:05,770 --> 01:00:08,172 WHICH IS KOREAN COLE SLAW. 1394 01:00:08,205 --> 01:00:11,041 WE BURY IT IN THE GROUND TO HELP IT FERMENT. 1395 01:00:11,075 --> 01:00:14,378 - ISN'T THAT WEIRD, EATING STUFF OUT OF THE GROUND? 1396 01:00:14,411 --> 01:00:17,314 - WELL, WE EAT VEGETABLES, AND THEY COME OUT OF THE GROUND. 1397 01:00:17,347 --> 01:00:18,816 RIGHT? 1398 01:00:18,849 --> 01:00:20,918 - I DON'T EAT VEGETABLES. 1399 01:00:20,951 --> 01:00:23,821 - OH, WELL, WHAT DO YOU SAY WE GO COOK THIS UP, HUH? 1400 01:00:23,854 --> 01:00:25,656 AND ON THE WAY, I WILL TELL YOU 1401 01:00:25,690 --> 01:00:27,825 ABOUT MY TRADITIONAL HEADDRESS. 1402 01:00:27,858 --> 01:00:31,028 IN ANCIENT KOREA, PEOPLE USED TO WEAR HEADDRESSES. 1403 01:00:31,061 --> 01:00:35,299 - KEVIN, DID YOU PRACTICE YOUR PIANO? 1404 01:00:35,332 --> 01:00:38,869 - I...AM DONE WITH PIANO. 1405 01:00:38,903 --> 01:00:40,971 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 1406 01:00:41,005 --> 01:00:43,340 - THE BAT WAS INJURED, SO I NURSED IT BACK TO HEALTH. 1407 01:00:43,373 --> 01:00:47,778 I TRIED TO LET IT LEAVE, BUT IT ALWAYS CAME BACK TO ME. 1408 01:00:47,812 --> 01:00:49,379 SO FRED, WHAT DO YOU THINK? 1409 01:00:49,413 --> 01:00:53,017 - YOU KNOW, IT WAS REALLY GOOD. 1410 01:00:53,050 --> 01:00:54,685 - I KNEW YOU'D LIKE IT. 1411 01:00:54,719 --> 01:00:56,887 AND I KNEW IT WAS SOMETHING YOU'D NEVER HAD BEFORE. 1412 01:00:56,921 --> 01:00:58,923 - SO WHY ARE YOU SO INTERESTED IN KOREAN FOOD? 1413 01:00:58,956 --> 01:01:02,226 - WELL, IT BRINGS BACK GOOD MEMORIES OF WHEN I WAS A KID. 1414 01:01:02,259 --> 01:01:04,161 MY DAD WAS IN THE ARMY. 1415 01:01:04,194 --> 01:01:06,731 FOR A WHILE WAS STATIONED IN SOUTH KOREA. 1416 01:01:06,764 --> 01:01:08,432 WE USED TO EAT IT ALL THE TIME. 1417 01:01:08,465 --> 01:01:11,101 BUT WHEN I WAS TEN, MY PARENTS GOT DIVORCED 1418 01:01:11,135 --> 01:01:13,738 AND I MOVED BACK HERE WITH MY MOM. 1419 01:01:13,771 --> 01:01:16,807 - YEAH, I LIVE WITH MY MOM TOO. 1420 01:01:16,841 --> 01:01:18,976 - I KNOW. - OH, RIGHT. 1421 01:01:19,009 --> 01:01:20,911 YOU GUYS ARE DATING. - YEAH. 1422 01:01:20,945 --> 01:01:23,313 - BOYFRIEND AND GIRLFRIEND. OH, YEAH. 1423 01:01:23,347 --> 01:01:24,982 JUST KIDDING. 1424 01:01:25,015 --> 01:01:27,017 DID YOU EVER MISS YOUR DAD WHEN YOU WERE GROWING UP? 1425 01:01:27,051 --> 01:01:29,253 - A LOT. 1426 01:01:29,286 --> 01:01:31,922 - YEAH, I REALLY MISS MY DAD. 1427 01:01:31,956 --> 01:01:33,958 - I SUPPOSE THE GOOD THAT CAME OUT OF IT 1428 01:01:33,991 --> 01:01:35,459 IS THAT WHEN WE LEFT KOREA, 1429 01:01:35,492 --> 01:01:37,928 THAT'S WHEN I STARTED TAKING PIANO LESSONS. 1430 01:01:37,962 --> 01:01:39,096 - REALLY? 1431 01:01:39,129 --> 01:01:40,430 - IT WAS A GIFT. 1432 01:01:40,464 --> 01:01:43,467 MUSIC LET ME ESCAPE. 1433 01:01:43,500 --> 01:01:46,737 AND AS AN ADULT, MUSIC LETS ME BE ACCEPTED. 1434 01:01:46,771 --> 01:01:48,906 IT MAKES PEOPLE FORGET THAT THEY THINK THAT I'M WEIRD. 1435 01:01:48,939 --> 01:01:52,309 - YEAH, PEOPLE CALL ME THAT, TOO. 1436 01:01:52,342 --> 01:01:54,278 WAIT! IS THAT WHAT YOU MEAN 1437 01:01:54,311 --> 01:01:56,146 WHEN YOU SAY, "JOIN THE WORLD OF MUSIC"? 1438 01:01:56,180 --> 01:01:59,183 - WHEN I PLAY MUSIC, I STOP BEING AN OUTSIDER. 1439 01:01:59,216 --> 01:02:03,320 AND PEOPLE STOP THINKING I'M WEIRD BECAUSE I WALK AROUND 1440 01:02:03,353 --> 01:02:04,922 WITH AN UMBRELLA IN BROAD DAYLIGHT 1441 01:02:04,955 --> 01:02:06,924 TO PROTECT MY SKIN. 1442 01:02:06,957 --> 01:02:08,525 - THAT IS SORT OF WEIRD, NO OFFENSE. 1443 01:02:08,558 --> 01:02:10,060 - NO, YOU'RE RIGHT. - DON'T TAKE OFFENSE TO IT. 1444 01:02:10,094 --> 01:02:11,929 - I DON'T. 1445 01:02:11,962 --> 01:02:13,297 - BUT YEAH, I THINK I GET IT NOW, 1446 01:02:13,330 --> 01:02:15,199 THE WHOLE JOIN THE WORLD WITH MUSIC THING. 1447 01:02:15,232 --> 01:02:17,401 - YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT YOU WOULD... 1448 01:02:17,434 --> 01:02:21,806 WHICH IS WHY I WAS HOPING THAT WE'D BECOME FRIENDS. 1449 01:02:21,839 --> 01:02:23,440 - WE ARE FRIENDS. 1450 01:02:23,473 --> 01:02:26,376 - HA, GOOD. 1451 01:02:26,410 --> 01:02:30,280 WELL, LET'S TOAST TO IT. 1452 01:02:30,314 --> 01:02:33,918 - I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ATE FOOD OUT OF THE GROUND. 1453 01:02:33,951 --> 01:02:35,986 - WE ALL EAT FOOD OUT OF THE GROUND, BERTHA! 1454 01:02:36,020 --> 01:02:37,822 IT'S CALLED VEGETABLES! 1455 01:02:37,855 --> 01:02:38,989 - I DON'T EAT VEGETABLES. 1456 01:02:39,023 --> 01:02:39,924 - FIGGLEHORN! YOU MADE IT! 1457 01:02:39,957 --> 01:02:42,126 - OH, MAN, WE THOUGHT YOU WERE A GONER, BRO. 1458 01:02:42,159 --> 01:02:43,994 - YEAH, I WAS SO SCARED. 1459 01:02:44,028 --> 01:02:47,031 - YOU RISKED YOUR LIFE TO SAVE US! 1460 01:02:47,064 --> 01:02:49,133 YOU'RE A HERO, MAN! A HERO! 1461 01:02:49,166 --> 01:02:52,336 - THANKS. 1462 01:02:52,369 --> 01:02:53,570 WHAT WERE THEY TALKING ABOUT? 1463 01:02:53,603 --> 01:02:55,906 - I HAVE NO IDEA. 1464 01:02:55,940 --> 01:02:57,507 - WHAT'S THIS? 1465 01:02:57,541 --> 01:02:58,976 - UM... 1466 01:02:59,009 --> 01:03:00,978 - HI, FRED! 1467 01:03:01,011 --> 01:03:02,880 - TALIA, I NEVER GOT A CHANCE TO APOLOGIZE ABOUT THE GARLIC. 1468 01:03:02,913 --> 01:03:04,849 - YEAH, THAT WAS WEIRD. 1469 01:03:04,882 --> 01:03:07,251 BUT IT TURNS OUT YOUR WERE RIGHT TO WARN US ABOUT MR. DEVLIN. 1470 01:03:07,284 --> 01:03:09,353 - WHAT--WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 1471 01:03:09,386 --> 01:03:10,955 - WE ALL SAW YOUR VIDEO. 1472 01:03:10,988 --> 01:03:12,322 KEVIN SAYS HE'S A VAMPIRE. 1473 01:03:12,356 --> 01:03:14,925 ME AND MY MOM THINK HE'S JUST A WEIRDO. 1474 01:03:14,959 --> 01:03:18,896 BUT NOW WE KNOW TO STAY AWAY FROM HIM. 1475 01:03:18,929 --> 01:03:21,498 - WAIT. YOU MEAN THE LIVE VIDEO FEED ON MY WEBSITE? 1476 01:03:21,531 --> 01:03:23,533 PEOPLE ACTUALLY WATCHED THAT? 1477 01:03:23,567 --> 01:03:25,936 - YEAH. EVERYBODY. 1478 01:03:25,970 --> 01:03:27,504 MM. 1479 01:03:27,537 --> 01:03:29,006 - BUT THE THING IS NONE OF THAT'S TRUE. 1480 01:03:29,039 --> 01:03:29,940 IT'S ALL WRONG! 1481 01:03:29,974 --> 01:03:32,977 IF EVERYONE SEES IT THEN-- - HEY, FIGGLEHORN! 1482 01:03:33,010 --> 01:03:36,113 - WHAT DO YOU WANT, KEVIN? 1483 01:03:36,146 --> 01:03:39,449 - HEY, THANKS FOR LETTING US KNOW ABOUT THAT WEIRDO. 1484 01:03:41,085 --> 01:03:42,219 [exhales] 1485 01:03:44,021 --> 01:03:47,091 - UM-- - O-M-G! WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 1486 01:03:47,124 --> 01:03:49,226 THIS IS MAD! 1487 01:03:58,135 --> 01:04:01,438 MR. DEVLIN! MR. DEVLIN, IT'S ME, FRED. 1488 01:04:01,471 --> 01:04:03,941 I'M HERE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED. 1489 01:04:03,974 --> 01:04:06,010 I'M REALLY SORRY! 1490 01:04:06,043 --> 01:04:07,144 MR. DEVLIN! PLEASE! 1491 01:04:07,177 --> 01:04:08,578 [Fred on video] OH, MY GOD! 1492 01:04:08,612 --> 01:04:10,280 HE'S GONNA MAKE ME EAT A DEAD BODY. 1493 01:04:10,314 --> 01:04:12,382 DEAD BODY! 1494 01:04:12,416 --> 01:04:16,086 HELP ME. 1495 01:04:22,359 --> 01:04:24,028 OH, MY GAMMIT! 1496 01:04:24,061 --> 01:04:25,029 I'VE GOTTA TAKE DOWN MY WEBSITE 1497 01:04:25,062 --> 01:04:28,065 BEFORE IT DOES ANYMORE DAMAGE! 1498 01:04:28,098 --> 01:04:29,666 WOWZER-COPTER! 1499 01:04:29,699 --> 01:04:32,436 IS THAT HOW MANY HITS ARE ON MY WEBSITE? 1500 01:04:32,469 --> 01:04:35,339 THIS IS REALLY...BAD! IT'S BAD IS WHAT IT IS! 1501 01:04:35,372 --> 01:04:39,376 THIS WEBSITE IS HURTING PEOPLE! IT HURT SOMEONE. 1502 01:04:39,409 --> 01:04:40,444 I COULD HAVE LIKE A REALLY GOOD LIFE 1503 01:04:40,477 --> 01:04:42,012 IF I GO THROUGH WITH THIS. 1504 01:04:42,046 --> 01:04:43,413 I MEAN, LIKE THE FANS WILL KEEP BUILDING UP, 1505 01:04:43,447 --> 01:04:44,614 THE VIEWS WILL RISE. 1506 01:04:44,648 --> 01:04:47,117 I'LL GIVE ME AND MY MOM THE LIFE WE DESERVE! 1507 01:04:47,151 --> 01:04:48,652 TAKE IT DOWN, IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL. 1508 01:04:48,685 --> 01:04:51,188 YOU COULD BECOME FAMOUS, FRED! TAKE IT DOWN. 1509 01:04:51,221 --> 01:04:53,423 NO, YOU WON'T. TAKE IT DOWN! NO! 1510 01:04:54,491 --> 01:04:57,661 OKAY, IT'S DOWN. 1511 01:04:57,694 --> 01:05:00,164 - WELL, FRED, MR. DEVLIN'S LEAVING. 1512 01:05:00,197 --> 01:05:02,132 YOU GOT WHAT YOU WANTED. 1513 01:05:02,166 --> 01:05:03,533 - THIS IS NOT WHAT I WANTED, BERTHA. 1514 01:05:03,567 --> 01:05:05,702 I MEAN, YEAH, IT'S WHAT I WANTED ORIGINALLY. 1515 01:05:05,735 --> 01:05:08,338 BUT THEN OVER TIME-- - I WAS BEING SARCASTIC. 1516 01:05:08,372 --> 01:05:10,140 I KNOW THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU WANTED. 1517 01:05:10,174 --> 01:05:11,641 - I REALLY HOPE IT'S NOT TOO LATE. 1518 01:05:11,675 --> 01:05:15,179 - ME, TOO. SEE YA. 1519 01:05:20,350 --> 01:05:24,454 - HEY, MOM. WHAT'S ALL THIS? 1520 01:05:24,488 --> 01:05:26,690 - ONLY TIME I EVER TIME I EVER HAD A DECENT RELATIONSHIP 1521 01:05:26,723 --> 01:05:29,326 WITH A MAN TREATING ME WITH RESPECT... 1522 01:05:29,359 --> 01:05:31,295 WHO IS NICE TO ME. 1523 01:05:31,328 --> 01:05:32,729 YOU HAD TO GO AND TELL THE WHOLE WORLD 1524 01:05:32,762 --> 01:05:36,233 THAT HE WAS EVIL. 1525 01:05:36,266 --> 01:05:37,434 - OOH, NO, MOM! 1526 01:05:37,467 --> 01:05:39,069 YOU SAID YOU'D QUIT. 1527 01:05:39,103 --> 01:05:41,071 - I'M DEPRESSED, FRED. 1528 01:05:41,105 --> 01:05:43,340 THIS IS WHAT I DO WHEN I'M DEPRESSED. 1529 01:05:43,373 --> 01:05:45,609 - WHERE DID YOU EVEN GET ALL THIS FOOD? 1530 01:05:45,642 --> 01:05:48,678 - I WAS MOONLIGHTING AT A BAR MITZVAH. 1531 01:05:48,712 --> 01:05:51,348 I'M TAKING A NAP. 1532 01:05:51,381 --> 01:05:52,716 [sobbing] 1533 01:05:57,321 --> 01:05:59,323 - OH-HO! 1534 01:05:59,356 --> 01:06:01,458 GUILT IS SO AWFUL! 1535 01:06:01,491 --> 01:06:05,695 [crying] 1536 01:06:05,729 --> 01:06:07,464 WHAT AM I GONNA DO? 1537 01:06:07,497 --> 01:06:10,134 CAN'T JUST STAND BY AND LET THIS HAPPEN! 1538 01:06:10,167 --> 01:06:12,269 I'VE RUINED A MAN'S LIFE BY FALSELY ACCUSING HIM 1539 01:06:12,302 --> 01:06:13,737 OF BEING A VAMPIRE. 1540 01:06:13,770 --> 01:06:17,407 I'VE RUINED MY MOM'S ONE CHANCE AT TRUE HAPPINESS! 1541 01:06:17,441 --> 01:06:19,443 I WISH I COULD TAKE IT BACK. 1542 01:06:19,476 --> 01:06:22,279 I MEAN, I WISH IT WAS JUST ME EVERYONE WAS MAD AT AGAIN. 1543 01:06:22,312 --> 01:06:25,449 I WOULD TRADE PLACES WITH HIM IN A SECOND. 1544 01:06:25,482 --> 01:06:27,551 WAIT A MINUTE! WAIT A SECOND. 1545 01:06:27,584 --> 01:06:30,120 WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT A SECOND. 1546 01:06:30,154 --> 01:06:34,258 TRADE PLACES WITH HIM. 1547 01:06:34,291 --> 01:06:36,226 I NEED YOUR HELP. - FOR WHAT? 1548 01:06:36,260 --> 01:06:38,195 - I'M GOING TO CONVINCE EVERYONE THAT I'M A VAMPIRE 1549 01:06:38,228 --> 01:06:39,563 SO THEY'RE MAD AT ME AND SCARED OF ME 1550 01:06:39,596 --> 01:06:41,131 AND SO THEY CAN FOCUS ON ME AND BLAME ME 1551 01:06:41,165 --> 01:06:44,168 AND SO MR. DEVLIN CAN HAVE HIS LIFE BACK. 1552 01:06:44,201 --> 01:06:48,438 - FRED, MOST PEOPLE DON'T BELIEVE IN VAMPIRES. 1553 01:06:48,472 --> 01:06:53,077 - I DIDN'T SAY IT WAS GONNA BE EASY. 1554 01:06:53,110 --> 01:06:56,146 - I'M IN. 1555 01:06:56,180 --> 01:06:58,482 OKAY, HERE WE GO! AND...WHOO! 1556 01:06:58,515 --> 01:07:01,485 [punk rock music] 1557 01:07:01,518 --> 01:07:06,056 * 1558 01:07:06,090 --> 01:07:07,324 - * COME ON ALONG 1559 01:07:07,357 --> 01:07:11,295 * LET'S ALL GO GET INTO SOME TROUBLE * 1560 01:07:11,328 --> 01:07:17,234 * WRITING OFF REALITY, WAKE UP INSANITY, YEAH * 1561 01:07:17,267 --> 01:07:19,469 * RUNNING FOR THE EDGE THEN JUMP OFF THE LEDGE * 1562 01:07:19,503 --> 01:07:22,672 * IT'S MAYHEM 1563 01:07:22,706 --> 01:07:28,545 * TURN UP THE STEREOS BREAK ALL THE BARRIERS TODAY * 1564 01:07:28,578 --> 01:07:31,315 * THESE RECKLESS AMBITIONS 1565 01:07:31,348 --> 01:07:35,319 * ARE PUTTING ME UNDER A SPELL * 1566 01:07:35,352 --> 01:07:38,688 * YEAH, WELL, OH, WELL 1567 01:07:38,722 --> 01:07:41,258 * NOW ISN'T THIS FUN 1568 01:07:44,261 --> 01:07:48,365 * OH, ISN'T THIS FUN 1569 01:07:51,135 --> 01:07:52,302 * COME ON, OH, BOY 1570 01:07:52,336 --> 01:07:56,406 * IT'S TIME TO ANNOY ALL THE NEIGHBORS * 1571 01:07:56,440 --> 01:08:02,246 * NAUGHTY, IMPROPER, UNRULY, INDECENT BEHAVIOR * 1572 01:08:02,279 --> 01:08:08,352 * I GOT THE NOTION TO START SOME COMMOTION RAGES * 1573 01:08:08,385 --> 01:08:14,090 * CRANK UP THE FUN AND GET INTO SOME CLOSE SHAVERS * 1574 01:08:18,262 --> 01:08:20,564 * OH, ISN'T THIS FUN 1575 01:08:23,700 --> 01:08:26,370 * NOW ISN'T THIS... 1576 01:08:26,403 --> 01:08:27,804 * FUN [knocking] 1577 01:08:27,837 --> 01:08:28,872 - HEY, IT'S ME, SOCK PUPPET FRED. 1578 01:08:28,905 --> 01:08:30,374 LET ME IN. 1579 01:08:30,407 --> 01:08:32,276 - QUIET OR SHE'LL KNOW WE'RE IN HERE. 1580 01:08:32,309 --> 01:08:34,844 - I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE. 1581 01:08:34,878 --> 01:08:37,347 - [scoffs] 1582 01:08:40,217 --> 01:08:43,353 TALIA, WE'RE KINDA BUSY RIGHT NOW. 1583 01:08:43,387 --> 01:08:44,921 - CAN I HELP? 1584 01:08:44,954 --> 01:08:46,890 - NO, I DON'T THINK SO. 1585 01:08:46,923 --> 01:08:49,326 - UH, WE COULD USE HER. 1586 01:08:49,359 --> 01:08:54,431 - OKAY, WE HAVE A LOT TO DO THOUGH, SO... 1587 01:08:54,464 --> 01:08:56,233 - I HOPE WE DON'T NEED MY OTHER SOCK PUPPET, THOUGH, 1588 01:08:56,266 --> 01:08:57,867 'CAUSE I KINDA LOST MYSELF. 1589 01:08:57,901 --> 01:09:00,304 - OKAY, WE DON'T NEED ANY SOCK PUPPETS, TALIA. 1590 01:09:00,337 --> 01:09:01,205 THIS IS SERIOUS. 1591 01:09:01,238 --> 01:09:03,540 OKAY, YOU SEE, I'M GONNA CONVINCE EVERYONE 1592 01:09:03,573 --> 01:09:06,943 THAT I'M A VAMPIRE SO PEOPLE WILL LEAVE MR. DEVLIN ALONE. 1593 01:09:06,976 --> 01:09:08,678 - BUT YOU'RE THE ONE WHO CONVINCED US 1594 01:09:08,712 --> 01:09:10,347 THAT HE'S A VAMPIRE. 1595 01:09:10,380 --> 01:09:11,215 - EXACTLY. 1596 01:09:11,248 --> 01:09:14,384 - SO YOU LIKE MR. DEVLIN NOW? - MM-HMM. 1597 01:09:14,418 --> 01:09:16,620 - BUT HE'S SO WEIRD. 1598 01:09:16,653 --> 01:09:19,823 - YEAH, BUT SO AM I. 1599 01:09:19,856 --> 01:09:21,691 - EVERYBODY'S WEIRD. 1600 01:09:21,725 --> 01:09:24,328 THERE'S JUST SOME PEOPLE WHO LIKE TO ACT LIKE THEY'RE NORMAL. 1601 01:09:24,361 --> 01:09:25,862 - EXACTLY. 1602 01:09:25,895 --> 01:09:28,698 SO...YOU STILL INTERESTED IN HELPING? 1603 01:09:28,732 --> 01:09:30,300 - SURE! 1604 01:09:30,334 --> 01:09:33,303 [mariachi music] 1605 01:09:33,337 --> 01:09:35,305 * 1606 01:09:35,339 --> 01:09:37,441 - KEVIN, YOUR FATHER AND I ARE GOING OUT. 1607 01:09:37,474 --> 01:09:39,376 SO JUST MAKE SURE YOUR SISTER IS IN BED BY 9:00. 1608 01:09:39,409 --> 01:09:42,446 - WELL, JUST SO YOU KNOW, MOM, I'VE RAISED MY BABYSITTING RATES 1609 01:09:42,479 --> 01:09:44,814 TO $15 AN HOUR, SO. 1610 01:09:44,848 --> 01:09:46,683 - DON'T WE GET THE FAMILY DISCOUNT? 1611 01:09:46,716 --> 01:09:49,919 - NO, MOM, I ONLY BABYSIT FOR MY FAMILY. 1612 01:09:49,953 --> 01:09:52,756 - OH, MY GOD, YOU ARE SUCH A GOOD BUSINESS MAN. 1613 01:09:52,789 --> 01:09:54,358 I JUST LOVE THAT! - AH! 1614 01:09:54,391 --> 01:09:55,559 - I AM SORRY. 1615 01:09:55,592 --> 01:09:58,462 OKAY, REMEMBER, SHE HAS TO BE IN BED BY 9:00. 1616 01:09:58,495 --> 01:09:59,629 I LOVE YOU. 1617 01:09:59,663 --> 01:10:03,533 - ARE YOU FRED'S GIRLFRIEND? 1618 01:10:03,567 --> 01:10:09,473 - I'M A GIRL... AND I'M FRED'S FRIEND. 1619 01:10:09,506 --> 01:10:13,943 - DID THAT ANSWER MY QUESTION? 1620 01:10:13,977 --> 01:10:17,247 - YOU TELL ME. 1621 01:10:17,281 --> 01:10:19,583 - HOW DO I LOOK? - WHAT? 1622 01:10:19,616 --> 01:10:22,852 - HOW DO I LOOK? 1623 01:10:22,886 --> 01:10:24,488 - OH, UH... 1624 01:10:24,521 --> 01:10:25,722 LOSE THE SPOCK EARS. 1625 01:10:25,755 --> 01:10:29,259 - TOO MUCH? - TOO CHEESY. 1626 01:10:29,293 --> 01:10:32,729 - OKAY. - TALIA! 1627 01:10:32,762 --> 01:10:35,399 TALIA! 1628 01:10:35,432 --> 01:10:36,733 WHERE ARE YOU, YOU LITTLE MAGGOT? 1629 01:10:36,766 --> 01:10:38,568 HEY, TALIA! 1630 01:10:38,602 --> 01:10:39,936 TALIA! 1631 01:10:39,969 --> 01:10:41,471 COME ON, YOU GOTTA COME INSIDE. 1632 01:10:41,505 --> 01:10:43,473 IF YOU'RE NOT HOME WHEN MOM GETS BACK, 1633 01:10:43,507 --> 01:10:45,409 SHE'S TAKING AWAY MY COMPUTER... 1634 01:10:45,442 --> 01:10:48,345 - DON'T ANSWER HIM! - FOR A WEEK! 1635 01:10:48,378 --> 01:10:49,913 - DON'T WORRY. I DON'T TALK TO HIM. 1636 01:10:49,946 --> 01:10:52,516 - HE'S BABYSITTING TONIGHT AND I HATE IT. 1637 01:10:52,549 --> 01:10:54,351 - WHY? IS HE REALLY MEAN? 1638 01:10:54,384 --> 01:10:57,321 - NO, HE MAKES ME JUDGE HIS FART SMELLS. 1639 01:10:57,354 --> 01:11:02,392 [both gagging] 1640 01:11:02,426 --> 01:11:05,862 - COME ON, THE FINAL FIVE IS TONIGHT. 1641 01:11:34,057 --> 01:11:36,460 DEVLIN'S GOT MY SISTER. - OH, ARE YOU SURE? 1642 01:11:36,493 --> 01:11:37,727 - OF COURSE I'M SURE, 1643 01:11:37,761 --> 01:11:39,429 OR ELSE I WOULDN'T HAVE CALLED YOU GUYS OVER HERE. 1644 01:11:39,463 --> 01:11:42,098 - WE SHOULD CALL THE POLICE. 1645 01:11:42,131 --> 01:11:44,601 - WELL, I'M NOT 100% SURE. 1646 01:11:44,634 --> 01:11:46,970 - BUT YOU JUST SAID YOU WERE SURE. 1647 01:11:47,003 --> 01:11:49,773 - I KNOW, BUT THE POINT IS IT'S MY JOB AS HER BABYSITTER 1648 01:11:49,806 --> 01:11:51,608 TO PROTECT HER, SO WE GOTTA GET HER, ALL RIGHT? 1649 01:11:51,641 --> 01:11:53,443 - I'M STILL NOT CLEAR HOW SURE WE ARE. 1650 01:11:53,477 --> 01:11:56,446 - LOOK, THE VAMPIRE IS NOT GETTING AWAY WITH THIS. 1651 01:11:56,480 --> 01:11:58,615 ALL RIGHT? 1652 01:11:58,648 --> 01:12:00,450 - HOW MUCH YOU GETTING PAID TO BABYSIT? 1653 01:12:00,484 --> 01:12:03,820 - WHAT? WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING? 1654 01:12:03,853 --> 01:12:06,089 - WELL, YOU SAID IT WAS YOUR JOB AND WE'RE HELPING YOU. 1655 01:12:06,122 --> 01:12:08,725 AND IF YOU'RE GETTING PAID, I THINK WE SHOULD... 1656 01:12:08,758 --> 01:12:10,394 - WELL...I MEAN, IT DOESN'T MATTER 1657 01:12:10,427 --> 01:12:12,128 HOW MUCH I'M GETTING PAID, OKAY? 1658 01:12:12,161 --> 01:12:15,965 THE POINT IS... DEVLIN IS GOING DOWN. 1659 01:12:15,999 --> 01:12:18,034 [metal chimes] 1660 01:12:25,909 --> 01:12:28,612 - IS THIS THE ACTUAL GARDEN WEASEL AS SEEN ON TV 1661 01:12:28,645 --> 01:12:30,647 OR JUST A CHEAP IMITATION? 1662 01:12:30,680 --> 01:12:32,081 - WHY DOES THAT MATTER? 1663 01:12:32,115 --> 01:12:33,617 - IF I'M GONNA ATTACK A VAMPIRE, I'D LIKE TO THINK 1664 01:12:33,650 --> 01:12:35,685 THAT I'M PROTECTED BY THE QUALITY CRAFTSMANSHIP 1665 01:12:35,719 --> 01:12:39,523 AND DURABILITY OF THE ORIGINAL GARDEN WEASEL. 1666 01:12:39,556 --> 01:12:42,659 - [sighs] LET'S GO. 1667 01:12:42,692 --> 01:12:45,361 - [mumbling] 1668 01:12:48,998 --> 01:12:50,634 THANK YOU. OKAY. 1669 01:12:50,667 --> 01:12:51,768 BERTHA, CALL THE POLICE AND TELL THEM YOU'VE SEEN 1670 01:12:51,801 --> 01:12:54,438 A VAMPIRE FLYING OVER THIS HOUSE. 1671 01:12:54,471 --> 01:12:55,472 - HAVE YOU THOUGHT THIS THROUGH? 1672 01:12:55,505 --> 01:12:58,542 - I KNOW YOU HAVE MY SISTER IN THERE, YOU VAMPIRE! 1673 01:12:58,575 --> 01:13:00,009 - COME ON, GUYS, LET'S GO GET THIS GUY. 1674 01:13:00,043 --> 01:13:01,545 - LET'S GET HIM. 1675 01:13:01,578 --> 01:13:03,513 - HEY, DEVLIN! 1676 01:13:03,547 --> 01:13:05,081 WE'RE NOT LEAVING HERE UNTIL YOU LET HER GO, MAN! 1677 01:13:05,114 --> 01:13:07,751 HEY! DEVLIN! 1678 01:13:07,784 --> 01:13:09,653 COME ON, I KNOW YOU GOT MY SISTER IN THERE! 1679 01:13:09,686 --> 01:13:12,522 - HE THINKS DEVLIN'S GOT TALIA. - WHAT? 1680 01:13:12,556 --> 01:13:15,525 WELL, I SHOULD GO TELL THEM WHERE I AM. 1681 01:13:15,559 --> 01:13:18,462 - WAIT, I'VE GOT A BETTER IDEA. 1682 01:13:18,495 --> 01:13:20,864 [mumbling] 1683 01:13:20,897 --> 01:13:22,532 - GET THE HECK OUTTA HERE! 1684 01:13:22,566 --> 01:13:24,901 - YEAH, WE DON'T WANT WEIRDOES LIKE YOU AROUND HERE NO MORE! 1685 01:13:24,934 --> 01:13:28,171 - THANKS FOR THE PIANO LESSONS! 1686 01:13:28,204 --> 01:13:31,174 - "THANKS FOR THE PIANO LESSONS"? 1687 01:13:31,207 --> 01:13:35,078 - I--I DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO PLAY THE PIANO, AND NOW I DO. 1688 01:13:35,111 --> 01:13:37,781 BUT ALSO GET OUTTA OUR TOWN! 1689 01:13:37,814 --> 01:13:41,685 All: YEAH! 1690 01:13:41,718 --> 01:13:43,820 - KEVIN? WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 1691 01:13:43,853 --> 01:13:46,690 - YOU HAVE MY SISTER TALIA IN THERE, I KNOW IT. 1692 01:13:46,723 --> 01:13:50,594 YOU NEED TO LET HER GO, YOU...VAMPIRE! 1693 01:13:50,627 --> 01:13:52,195 - YOUR SISTER'S NOT IN HERE. 1694 01:13:52,228 --> 01:13:54,731 AND THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS VAMPIRES. 1695 01:13:54,764 --> 01:13:56,633 - YES, THERE IS. 1696 01:13:56,666 --> 01:13:59,636 BUT IT'S NOT DEVLIN. 1697 01:13:59,669 --> 01:14:02,506 IT'S HIM! 1698 01:14:22,859 --> 01:14:25,762 - YOU'RE REALLY HEAVY. - SORRY. 1699 01:14:25,795 --> 01:14:29,699 - TONIGHT, TALIA IS MINE! 1700 01:14:29,733 --> 01:14:31,100 - FIGGLEHORN? 1701 01:14:31,134 --> 01:14:35,772 - JUST GOTTA--JUST GOTTA PUT HER DOWN FOR A MINUTE. 1702 01:14:35,805 --> 01:14:37,774 OKAY. 1703 01:14:37,807 --> 01:14:38,708 [struggling] 1704 01:14:38,742 --> 01:14:40,977 - YOU'VE GOTTA STOP HIM! 1705 01:14:41,010 --> 01:14:42,045 - WHAT? ME? 1706 01:14:42,078 --> 01:14:43,780 - YES, YOU! HERE! 1707 01:14:43,813 --> 01:14:47,617 TAKE THIS STAKE AND JUST DRIVE IT INTO FRED'S HEART. 1708 01:14:50,019 --> 01:14:51,588 - WHY--WHY DO I HAVE TO DO IT? 1709 01:14:51,621 --> 01:14:53,790 WHY CAN'T WE GET A GROWN-UP TO DO IT OR SOMETHING? 1710 01:14:53,823 --> 01:14:55,124 - THIS IS YOUR SISTER! 1711 01:14:55,158 --> 01:14:57,794 AND IT'S BECAUSE YOU AND TALIA HAVE THE SAME BLOOD. 1712 01:14:57,827 --> 01:14:59,629 - WHY--WHAT WOULD THAT HAVE TO DO WITH IT? 1713 01:14:59,663 --> 01:15:00,830 - YOU HAVE TO DO IT. 1714 01:15:00,864 --> 01:15:01,998 YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE THAT CAN DO IT! 1715 01:15:02,031 --> 01:15:03,733 - COME, MY DARLING! 1716 01:15:03,767 --> 01:15:06,770 JOIN ME TONIGHT IN THE UNDEAD! 1717 01:15:06,803 --> 01:15:08,805 - DUDE, YOUR SISTER'S GONNA BE VAMPIRE MEAT! 1718 01:15:08,838 --> 01:15:10,073 DO SOMETHING! STAB HIM! 1719 01:15:10,106 --> 01:15:11,240 STAB HIM THROUGH THE HEART! 1720 01:15:11,274 --> 01:15:14,177 - STOP ME IF YOU CAN, BUT YOU CAN'T... 1721 01:15:14,210 --> 01:15:17,246 BECAUSE MY POWERS ARE MORE INTENSE THAN YOURS. 1722 01:15:17,280 --> 01:15:18,314 - YOU'VE GOTTA DO IT! 1723 01:15:18,347 --> 01:15:19,816 STICK THIS STAKE IN HIM 1724 01:15:19,849 --> 01:15:21,818 AND DRIVE THE STAKE THROUGH HIS HEART. 1725 01:15:21,851 --> 01:15:23,587 KILL THE VAMPIRE! SAVE YOUR SISTER! 1726 01:15:23,620 --> 01:15:26,289 - [roars] 1727 01:15:26,322 --> 01:15:27,791 - [screaming] 1728 01:15:27,824 --> 01:15:30,994 - AGHH! 1729 01:15:33,930 --> 01:15:35,965 OW! 1730 01:15:40,336 --> 01:15:44,140 - WAIT! GUYS! GUYS, COME BACK! 1731 01:15:48,712 --> 01:15:51,247 - I'M VANQUISHED. 1732 01:15:55,719 --> 01:16:00,356 - I KILLED A VAMPIRE! [laughing] 1733 01:16:00,389 --> 01:16:04,728 I KILLED... 1734 01:16:04,761 --> 01:16:06,663 FIGGLEHORN. 1735 01:16:08,164 --> 01:16:11,100 FIGGLEHORN? 1736 01:16:23,312 --> 01:16:28,084 FRED? 1737 01:16:36,059 --> 01:16:39,295 - WE DID IT! - WE DID IT! IT WORKED! 1738 01:16:39,328 --> 01:16:41,230 OKAY, YEAH! 1739 01:16:41,264 --> 01:16:42,098 - YEAH! 1740 01:16:42,131 --> 01:16:44,901 - TURNED OUT WAY BETTER THAN I EXPECTED. 1741 01:16:44,934 --> 01:16:46,770 - IT HELPS THAT MY BROTHER'S REALLY DUMB. 1742 01:16:46,803 --> 01:16:50,006 - AND I'M REALLY SMART. - I KNOW, YOU WERE SO GOOD. 1743 01:16:50,039 --> 01:16:52,809 - AND YOU HAD SOME HELP. - OH, RIGHT. 1744 01:16:52,842 --> 01:16:55,378 TALIA, YOU WERE A GREAT HELP. - WHAT? 1745 01:16:55,411 --> 01:16:57,681 - EASY, I'M INJURED HERE, OKAY? 1746 01:16:57,714 --> 01:17:00,817 Girls: * U-G-L-Y! YOU AIN'T GOT NO ALIBI * 1747 01:17:00,850 --> 01:17:02,852 * YOU UGLY, YEAH, YEAH, YOU UGLY * 1748 01:17:04,921 --> 01:17:08,357 - WELL, I DID IT! A COMPLETE SUCCESS. 1749 01:17:08,391 --> 01:17:10,960 EVERYONE'S GONNA BE TALKING ABOUT ME NOW. 1750 01:17:10,994 --> 01:17:13,096 ABOUT HOW SCARY I WAS. 1751 01:17:13,129 --> 01:17:15,231 I'VE SAVED MR. DEVLIN'S CAREER, 1752 01:17:15,264 --> 01:17:17,967 AND NOW I CAN SLEEP THE SLEEP OF THE JUST. 1753 01:17:20,770 --> 01:17:24,273 - I'M PROUD OF YOU, SON! - THANK YOU, DAD. 1754 01:17:24,307 --> 01:17:26,209 JEEZ, YOUR HAND'S COLD. 1755 01:17:26,242 --> 01:17:29,078 - YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY. COLD HANDS, WARM HEART. 1756 01:17:29,112 --> 01:17:30,413 - OH, I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST 1757 01:17:30,446 --> 01:17:32,882 BECAUSE YOU LIVE IN A REFRIGERATOR. 1758 01:17:32,916 --> 01:17:34,918 - IT'S REALLY MORE OF AN OFFICE. 1759 01:17:34,951 --> 01:17:37,787 CAN I GET YOU SOME STAKE SAUCE FOR THAT? 1760 01:17:37,821 --> 01:17:39,823 - NICE ONE, DAD. 1761 01:17:39,856 --> 01:17:41,991 - GOOD NIGHT, SON. - GOOD NIGHT, DAD. 1762 01:17:44,861 --> 01:17:46,963 HELLO-SKI, MR. DEVLIN! 1763 01:17:46,996 --> 01:17:48,898 - AH, HELLO-SKI, FRED. 1764 01:17:48,932 --> 01:17:51,801 - SO DO YOU WANT ME TO HELP YOU TAKE DOWN THIS SIGN, THEN? 1765 01:17:51,835 --> 01:17:55,038 - OH, I'M AFRAID NOT, FRED. THE SIGN IS STAYING. 1766 01:17:55,071 --> 01:17:58,474 IT IS I WHO AM LEAVING. - WHAT? 1767 01:17:58,507 --> 01:18:00,309 I MEAN, DON'T YOU HAVE YOUR JOB BACK? 1768 01:18:00,343 --> 01:18:02,478 DIDN'T THEY UNFIRE YOU? 1769 01:18:02,511 --> 01:18:04,881 - OH, OH, I DIDN'T GET FIRED, FRED, I QUIT. 1770 01:18:04,914 --> 01:18:08,718 I DECIDED THAT IT'S TIME FOR ME TO MOVE ON. 1771 01:18:08,752 --> 01:18:11,287 I DON'T WANNA LIVE IN A PLACE WHERE I HAVE TO FORCE PEOPLE 1772 01:18:11,320 --> 01:18:12,455 TO ACCEPT ME FOR WHO I AM. 1773 01:18:12,488 --> 01:18:14,490 NOBODY WANTS THAT, FRED. 1774 01:18:14,523 --> 01:18:16,893 I HAVE THE FREEDOM TO LEAVE, AND I APPRECIATE THAT. 1775 01:18:16,926 --> 01:18:20,263 BUT YOU TRIED TO CORRECT YOUR MISTAKE, 1776 01:18:20,296 --> 01:18:23,366 AND IN MY BOOK THAT'S THE SIGN OF A TRUE FRIEND. 1777 01:18:23,399 --> 01:18:26,369 - I'M GOING TO MISS YOU, MR. DEVLIN. 1778 01:18:26,402 --> 01:18:29,505 - I'M GOING TO MISS YOU TOO, FRED. 1779 01:18:29,538 --> 01:18:33,076 - IT'S SAD THAT HE'S LEAVING. - YEAH, I KNOW. 1780 01:18:33,109 --> 01:18:35,845 REALLY BUMS ME OUT. 1781 01:18:38,114 --> 01:18:42,485 - MAYBE SHE'LL CHEER YOU UP. - [sighs] 1782 01:18:42,518 --> 01:18:44,954 - [scoffs] NAH! 1783 01:18:44,988 --> 01:18:47,056 I DON'T REALLY THINK THERE'S A FUTURE THERE. 1784 01:18:47,090 --> 01:18:49,525 - NO? - NO. 1785 01:18:49,558 --> 01:18:51,861 I MEAN, I NEED A WOMAN WHO'S GOING 1786 01:18:51,895 --> 01:18:54,063 TO CHALLENGE ME A LITTLE MORE. 1787 01:18:58,835 --> 01:19:01,404 YOU KNOW, THERE'S REALLY ONLY ONE UPSIDE TO THIS WHOLE THING. 1788 01:19:01,437 --> 01:19:03,539 - WHAT'S THAT? - THIS! 1789 01:19:03,572 --> 01:19:05,274 - [screams] 1790 01:19:06,342 --> 01:19:09,145 - MY BAD. - FIGGLEHORN! 1791 01:19:11,881 --> 01:19:13,950 [crying] MOMMY. 1792 01:19:13,983 --> 01:19:16,953 [playing Fur Elise] 1793 01:19:16,986 --> 01:19:17,954 * 1794 01:19:17,987 --> 01:19:19,022 [playing stops] 1795 01:19:19,055 --> 01:19:20,423 - FREDDY, I'M GOING OUT WITH JAKE 1796 01:19:20,456 --> 01:19:21,825 FOR A LITTLE GOOD-BYE SNACK. 1797 01:19:21,858 --> 01:19:24,260 - ARE YOU SAD HE'S LEAVING? 1798 01:19:24,293 --> 01:19:26,529 - A LITTLE, BUT IT NEVER WOULD'VE WORKED OUT. 1799 01:19:26,562 --> 01:19:27,864 HE'S TOO NICE. 1800 01:19:27,897 --> 01:19:31,034 I COULDN'T KEEP UP THE CHARADE MUCH LONGER THAT I WAS NICE, TOO. 1801 01:19:31,067 --> 01:19:34,170 - MOM, YOU'RE NICE. - YOU'RE SWEET. 1802 01:19:34,203 --> 01:19:36,806 [knocking] 1803 01:19:37,874 --> 01:19:41,010 - HELLO-SKI. - HELLO-SKI YOURSELF. 1804 01:19:41,044 --> 01:19:44,080 - YOU TWO BE CAREFUL. DON'T STAY OUT TOO LATE. 1805 01:19:44,113 --> 01:19:45,915 - OH, WHAT, YOU'RE AFRAID WE'RE GOING TO RUN INTO VAMPIRES? 1806 01:19:45,949 --> 01:19:47,050 [both laugh] 1807 01:19:47,083 --> 01:19:48,852 - AH! - OOH! 1808 01:19:48,885 --> 01:19:51,020 - [robotically] I WANT TO SUCK YOUR BLOOD. 1809 01:19:51,054 --> 01:19:51,921 - VERY FUNNY. 1810 01:19:51,955 --> 01:19:54,190 - I'VE BEEN WORKING ON BEING MORE HUMOROUS. 1811 01:19:54,223 --> 01:19:57,060 - OH, WELL, I BETTER GET MY "JACK-ET." 1812 01:19:57,093 --> 01:20:00,496 - OKAY. 1813 01:20:00,529 --> 01:20:02,598 - IT'S GETTING A LITTLE CHILL-SKI. 1814 01:20:02,631 --> 01:20:03,867 - MAYBE IT'LL SNOW-SKI. 1815 01:20:03,900 --> 01:20:07,003 - OH, YOU'RE SO FUN-SKI. 1816 01:20:07,036 --> 01:20:09,138 - HERE, LET ME GET THE DOOR. - OH. 1817 01:20:09,172 --> 01:20:10,974 [silently] 1818 01:20:11,007 --> 01:20:13,977 [hard rock version of Fur Elise] 1819 01:20:14,010 --> 01:20:15,945 * 1820 01:20:15,979 --> 01:20:18,982 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY LIONS GATE ENTERTAINMENT 1821 01:22:26,242 --> 01:22:26,309 [bell tolling] 116046