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♪ Will you search through
the lonely earth for me?
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♪ Climb through
the briar and bramble?
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♪ I'll be your treasure
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♪ I'm waiting for you
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♪ I'm waiting for you
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Morning. You sleep at all?
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No, I needed a wee most of
the night, but I was too scared.
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- Of what?
- I don't know.
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Ghosts, I think, or a wolf.
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- Did you check the spot?
- Yeah.
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- Anything?
- Nah. There's definitely more.
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That's why they were watching.
I figured it out.
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- Who's watching what?
- I figured it out in the night.
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The magpies have been watching
this spot for centuries,
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successive generations of them.
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The magpies know
there's more down there.
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You're sounding a bit mystical.
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No, makes sense.
Magpies love shiny things.
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Yeah, but they don't
pass stories
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- to their kids and grandkids.
- How do you know?
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Might be some sort of
collective genetic memory.
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Do you want a cup of tea?
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How do I catch a magpie?
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- Alive?
- Yeah.
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- With utmost difficulty, mate.
- You reckon?
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Are you joking?
What are your ideas?
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What's top of your list
of ways to catch a live magpie?
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- Net.
- What kind of net?
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- A big one, like a landing net.
- What, and just creep up on it?
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Sit in a hide?
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- Put bait out.
- Good luck with that.
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What you gonna do once you've
caught it? Interrogate it?
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I reckon that they're
hoarding it all in one place -
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the gold coins.
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So if we could catch a magpie
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and attach a tracking device
or a camera,
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get it to take another coin,
we could watch where it goes.
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I think you might have
a urine infection, mate.
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You held on to it for too long.
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Ah, well...
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..I have to try.
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- You going up the club Monday?
- What's happening?
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Varde's giving a talk
on the NCP hoard.
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- What's NCP stand for?
- I don't know.
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National Car Parks, isn't it?
I might be late, I'm working.
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You told me you quit your job.
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I did. I've signed up again
with a temping agency:
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weed-killing on the A414.
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Nice!
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I'm not in till Tuesday, so I...
I thought I might stay here,
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guard the place.
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Are you avoiding your flat?
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No.
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Hello.
Have you come about the boiler?
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I'm looking for Lance.
Is he here?
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- No. Is it about the boiler?
- What?
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- No, sorry. Who are you?
- I'm Maggie, Lance's ex.
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- Who are you?
- I'm Toni, Lance's current.
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"Currant?"
What, like a sultana?
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No, current as in...
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Oh, my God!
Oh, are you Lance's girlfriend?
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Oh!
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Oh, I'm so sorry, I thought
you meant like a raisin.
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Oh!
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Did he not tell you?
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Oh, my God,
this must look awful,
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me standing here in my slippers.
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No, he's just letting me stay
in his daughter's room
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while she's away.
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Come in. Come in!
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Oh!
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- Kate's gone away?
- Yeah.
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She borrowed his car,
his little yellow TVR,
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while he's off camping
or something.
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So... you're his girlfriend.
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Let's have a look at you.
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Ah... You're not
how I thought you'd be.
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I thought you'd be more, like,
you know...
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Like what?
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Well, he used to be
married to me,
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so someone more like, you know,
nice clothes, bit of makeup,
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not so... tomboy-ish.
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What's your name again?
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- Trevor?
- Toni.
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Oh.
Oh, how funny.
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No, you look cute in that.
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I mean, it wouldn't suit me.
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People expect me to have nice
clean nails in my line of work.
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- What's your line of work?
- I'm an author.
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- Are you?
- Yeah.
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Yeah, I've had a bit of a tidy
up. Place was in a right state.
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He needs someone
looking after him, that man.
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- Are you a Scorpio?
- No.
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Do you want me to tell him
you were here?
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If you want.
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See you.
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All right, Steve.
These the new spares, are they?
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Yeah, they're the new ones.
You fill the tanks with water?
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- Yes, just water in there.
- OK, well,
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put half a bottle
of that in each tank.
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Don't get it on your hands
and don't breathe it in.
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- All right?
- Yeah, that's all done, yeah.
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- Don't forget your...
- Ah.
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- You need filling up?
- Yeah.
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- Give it here, I'll do it.
- Cheers.
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Thank you, Varde.
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Very interesting talk
on a fascinating hoard.
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And, as ever with these things,
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it throws up more questions
than it answers.
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Why were so many national
cycling proficiency badges
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buried together?
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- And by whom?
- Hell's Angels.
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Lance Armstrong.
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Any other questions for Varde
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before she rests her voice?
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You must be quiet hoarse
after that marathon.
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No questions?
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OK, moving on.
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Lance, you got any further
tracing your stolen coin?
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Oh, I've given up with that,
Teriyaki.
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I've been chasing magpies
for the last two days.
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That's good.
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Birdwatching's very good
for the soul, it's calming.
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Yeah, not this type
of birdwatching, Sheila.
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This is angry birdwatching
for monetary gain.
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He wanted to catch one
and strap a camera to it.
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I left a coin there,
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but they didn't touch it,
cos they knew it wasn't gold.
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They didn't touch it, cos
you was next to it with a net.
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Actually, Varde had an idea
about that, didn't you?
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Varde was saying that magpies,
you know,
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being part of the corvid family,
are highly-intelligent.
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So, you could,
given time, gain its trust
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and get it to take things
from you.
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It's all very well
you saying that, Varde.
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I haven't got the time
to tame a magpie!
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We lose that land
in three weeks.
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Honestly,
you're all talk sometimes.
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Are you sure
you're not just using
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this temporary magpie obsession
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to block out the difficulties
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you're having
in your private life?
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- I was just going to say that.
- Me, too.
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It seems like you're focussing
too much on magpies
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and not on your real problems.
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No!
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Anyway, I'm done with
the gold coins and the magpies.
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You were right...
I'm gonna let that one go.
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Pint of Stella, please, Mike.
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Hiya, Toni love, it's me.
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You haven't been
returning my calls,
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so I was just wondering
if everything's all right.
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Anyway, give us a ring
when you get this message,
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otherwise I'll... I'll probably
see you at work.
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Bye.
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Cheers, Michael.
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Sure I can't
tempt anyone to stay?
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No, no, gotta be fresh for
Bollywood class in the morning.
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Terry's favourite.
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Oh, yeah, you like
the old Bollywood, do you?
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- Oh, yes.
- He's very good.
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He could be in the movies.
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If he dyed his moustache
and learnt to speak Hindi.
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- Bye, all.
- See you.
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Ta-ra, night.
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You all right?
You gonna stay on your own?
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Yeah, I've got my magazine,
you know, and...
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I'm just gonna give it
another hour.
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Wait for Mags to go to bed.
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Bloody hell, mate,
that's no way to live.
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- Won't be for long.
- I can stay for another,
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but I've gotta be up early -
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pressure-hosing chewing gum
in Chelmsford.
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- Charming.
- Cheerio.
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Cheers.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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- Mmm, beer and Scout hall.
- You love it.
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- I do. How was the club?
- Same.
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I can't imagine
what you have to talk about.
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- Do you meet weekly?
- Very weekly sometimes.
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Usually just turns into a
therapy session, if I'm honest.
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I would love to be
a fly on the wall.
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You don't have to be a fly on
the wall. You can come along.
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No. Ooh, I found a couple more
flats I want to see.
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- Are you working tomorrow?
- Afraid so, in Colchester.
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- Oh.
- Where were you today?
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- Colchester, the same.
- All day?
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Till four, yeah.
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Andy uncovered a portion
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of Roman mosaic last week,
didn't you?
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I did, yeah. We were hoping
there was gonna be more,
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but we only turned up
medieval stuff today.
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Didn't I see you on the A414,
outside Mornam?
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Pardon?
No. No, I was in Colchester.
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Looked like you, lunch time,
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spraying the weeds
on the hard shoulder.
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No. No. I don't know
who that could have been.
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Well, if it wasn't you, why
would you know who it was?
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Exactly, could've been anyone.
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I'm gonna hit the sack.
Are you coming up?
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- Yeah, I won't be long.
- Good night.
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What was that for?
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For lying about Kate
not taking your car.
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Oh. How'd you find out?
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I came by your flat.
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- And the car wasn't there?
- No.
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Was anyone else there?
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Yeah, your ex-wife Maggie
was there.
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Oh, right, yeah, listen,
I've made a mess...
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Look, could you stop throwing
potatoes just for a minute?
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I've made a mess of things.
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I should've told you,
but I panicked.
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You lied.
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I know,
but I thought I was doing it...
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Ohh! Please stop throwing
potatoes at me.
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I know I deserve
to have potatoes thrown at me,
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but it's very hard
to concentrate.
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There's going nothing on between
us. We're not back together.
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I never suggested
there was anything going on.
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If there's one thing I know
you're not, Lance, it's a cheat.
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Oh, well, thanks.
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But you're a liar and a coward.
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And those are two of my least
favourite character traits.
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I don't usually lie.
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You just thought you'd try it
out on me? You bastard.
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Lying is what breaks couples up,
didn't you know that?
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I didn't think.
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Another character trait
I don't like. That's three.
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- I'm an idiot.
- Four.
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For months now, whenever
I suggest staying at yours,
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you say Kate's there
and the place isn't your own
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and you don't feel comfortable.
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I've never said
I felt uncomfortable.
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I just wanted
to spend some time with you.
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But the moment your ex turns up,
you give Kate your car key,
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say, "Make yourself scarce,"
and the ex gets invited to stay.
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I couldn't turn her away,
could I?
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You turn me away
on a regular basis.
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Right, I'm gonna tell her,
she has to go.
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- Do what you want.
- Mags!
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My name's Toni, for fuck's sake!
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How long
have you been waiting there?
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- Two days?
- No, I heard you coming.
244
00:18:33,600 --> 00:18:36,000
You don't need to rev so hard
when you're changing up.
245
00:18:36,033 --> 00:18:38,267
Shut up, Dad.
246
00:18:38,300 --> 00:18:40,967
I wasn't expecting
you back today.
247
00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:43,700
Came home early.
That's OK, isn't it?
248
00:18:46,600 --> 00:18:50,800
- So, how was she?
- She was grand. I love her.
249
00:18:50,833 --> 00:18:53,300
She smells of the '70s.
250
00:18:53,333 --> 00:18:56,167
Although I did back her
into a post and broke a light.
251
00:18:59,233 --> 00:19:00,967
- I'm kidding!
- Oh!
252
00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:03,200
- You got me going...
- Actually, I'm not kidding.
253
00:19:03,233 --> 00:19:06,000
I did break a light.
Don't know why I said I didn't.
254
00:19:06,033 --> 00:19:08,267
I felt like you wanted me
to say it, so I did.
255
00:19:08,300 --> 00:19:10,167
So you have broke a light,
or you haven't?
256
00:19:10,200 --> 00:19:13,967
I have. I'm sorry,
one of the back ones.
257
00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:16,267
I'm so sorry,
I will get it fixed.
258
00:19:17,967 --> 00:19:20,533
Doesn't matter, it's only a car.
259
00:19:20,567 --> 00:19:23,200
No, please,
don't be heartbroken.
260
00:19:23,233 --> 00:19:24,767
I thought you'd be angry.
261
00:19:24,800 --> 00:19:26,633
I thought I'd be saying,
"It's only a car."
262
00:19:26,667 --> 00:19:29,067
Yeah, it's just
one more thing, really.
263
00:19:29,100 --> 00:19:31,333
They say bad luck
comes in eights.
264
00:19:31,367 --> 00:19:33,700
Did you not have a nice time
without me?
265
00:19:33,733 --> 00:19:38,033
Unforeseen circumstances. I've
messed up a bit, upset Toni.
266
00:19:38,067 --> 00:19:41,100
- Oh, you're kidding?
- My ex-wife Maggie showed up.
267
00:19:41,133 --> 00:19:43,133
That was your ex-wife?
268
00:19:43,167 --> 00:19:45,200
Oh, my God,
I let her in the flat.
269
00:19:45,233 --> 00:19:47,867
No, I had to let her stay
anyway,
270
00:19:47,900 --> 00:19:49,833
cos she split up
with her partner
271
00:19:49,867 --> 00:19:51,700
and she was pretty cut up.
272
00:19:51,733 --> 00:19:53,800
So I let her sleep in your room.
273
00:19:53,833 --> 00:19:57,033
- So you didn't even see Toni?
- No.
274
00:20:00,300 --> 00:20:02,067
I'm sure you could patch it up,
275
00:20:02,100 --> 00:20:03,833
if she really means
that much to you.
276
00:20:03,867 --> 00:20:06,100
Yeah, there's a Triumph
specialist in Boughton,
277
00:20:06,133 --> 00:20:07,967
he's bound to have one in stock.
278
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:10,833
- I meant Toni.
- Anyway, there's no rush,
279
00:20:10,867 --> 00:20:12,667
as long as I get to him
this afternoon,
280
00:20:12,700 --> 00:20:15,067
before he shuts at four.
281
00:20:15,100 --> 00:20:17,100
Actually, you know,
I better get on with it.
282
00:21:18,067 --> 00:21:20,600
Oh, I was thinking about
what you said yesterday,
283
00:21:20,633 --> 00:21:22,867
and I think I know
where you might've seen me.
284
00:21:22,900 --> 00:21:24,333
We did stop off in the afternoon
285
00:21:24,367 --> 00:21:27,000
to survey another site,
in Waldon.
286
00:21:28,567 --> 00:21:30,200
Yeah, I remember now.
287
00:21:30,233 --> 00:21:32,200
Those weren't sprayers
you saw us with.
288
00:21:32,233 --> 00:21:35,567
It was surveying equipment,
measuring sticks.
289
00:21:35,600 --> 00:21:39,033
Oh, don't tell lies.
Do you think I'm stupid?
290
00:21:39,067 --> 00:21:43,300
I know what I saw, and it wasn't
you being an archaeologist,
291
00:21:43,333 --> 00:21:46,067
but an agency worker...
292
00:21:46,100 --> 00:21:48,767
..spraying weed killer
on the hard shoulder.
293
00:21:49,867 --> 00:21:51,567
What's going on, Andy?
294
00:21:51,600 --> 00:21:55,200
It's just water.
I didn't put the weed killer in.
295
00:21:55,233 --> 00:21:58,633
What is going on?
296
00:22:01,767 --> 00:22:03,267
I quit my job.
297
00:22:03,300 --> 00:22:07,667
- Quit or lost?
- Quit. It was a scam.
298
00:22:07,700 --> 00:22:10,167
I did find a mosaic, and I'm
sure there was more of it,
299
00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:11,867
but it was scraped away
in the night
300
00:22:11,900 --> 00:22:13,933
before I had a chance
to find out.
301
00:22:13,967 --> 00:22:15,733
Because anything
interesting found
302
00:22:15,767 --> 00:22:18,233
would just delay construction
of this office block.
303
00:22:18,267 --> 00:22:20,500
So then you quit
for the right reasons.
304
00:22:21,267 --> 00:22:22,933
Thanks.
305
00:22:22,967 --> 00:22:26,133
So what makes you think
my daughter wouldn't understand?
306
00:22:26,167 --> 00:22:28,000
Well, because
she wants to buy a flat,
307
00:22:28,033 --> 00:22:30,100
and she's worried
about Stan's schooling.
308
00:22:30,133 --> 00:22:33,067
And... I think she'd rather
I just bit my tongue for a while
309
00:22:33,100 --> 00:22:34,600
until we can afford a home.
310
00:22:34,633 --> 00:22:37,733
I think you'll find
that ethics and principles
311
00:22:37,767 --> 00:22:40,867
stand pretty high
on my daughter's agenda.
312
00:22:40,900 --> 00:22:43,733
Yeah, I know, I didn't mean...
313
00:22:43,767 --> 00:22:46,867
I'm just very aware that
after all those years studying,
314
00:22:46,900 --> 00:22:50,800
I'm not making much of a success
of being an archaeologist.
315
00:22:50,833 --> 00:22:53,300
Well, maybe you're not
an archaeologist.
316
00:22:53,333 --> 00:22:56,233
Maybe you're more of a...
hobbyist.
317
00:22:57,800 --> 00:22:59,867
You can't make any money
from hobbies.
318
00:22:59,900 --> 00:23:01,900
That's why they're hobbies.
319
00:23:01,933 --> 00:23:03,867
Maybe you're not
a money-maker either.
320
00:23:03,900 --> 00:23:05,667
What a guy.
321
00:23:07,233 --> 00:23:09,000
Sorry for lying.
322
00:23:19,667 --> 00:23:20,867
Ooh!
323
00:23:57,167 --> 00:23:59,833
What are you looking for?
324
00:23:59,867 --> 00:24:02,000
Oh, my God!
You made me jump.
325
00:24:02,033 --> 00:24:03,700
What are you doing
sitting there?
326
00:24:03,733 --> 00:24:04,800
This is my room.
327
00:24:04,833 --> 00:24:07,200
I thought you weren't
coming back till tomorrow?
328
00:24:07,233 --> 00:24:09,133
Oh.
329
00:24:09,167 --> 00:24:12,733
I was just looking for
Lance's... TV licence.
330
00:24:12,767 --> 00:24:14,900
Do you know where
he keeps his TV licence?
331
00:24:14,933 --> 00:24:16,600
- It's not in there.
- Is it not?
332
00:24:16,633 --> 00:24:18,067
No.
333
00:24:20,033 --> 00:24:22,200
- You angry?
- I'm a little bit angry, yeah.
334
00:24:22,233 --> 00:24:25,900
Oh, don't be silly.
Come and have a cup of tea.
335
00:24:26,967 --> 00:24:28,300
God, you made me jump!
336
00:24:29,300 --> 00:24:30,800
Did you have a nice time?
337
00:24:30,833 --> 00:24:32,600
I can't believe
he lent you his car.
338
00:24:32,633 --> 00:24:34,633
He never used to let me
go near that thing,
339
00:24:34,667 --> 00:24:37,233
not to drive it anyway.
340
00:24:37,267 --> 00:24:40,733
Oh, I always hated
getting in and out of that car.
341
00:24:40,767 --> 00:24:43,600
I could never do it
without flashing my knickers.
342
00:24:43,633 --> 00:24:45,100
How long are you staying for?
343
00:24:45,133 --> 00:24:47,100
Not long.
Just until I sort myself out.
344
00:24:47,133 --> 00:24:49,167
You do know he's got
a girlfriend, don't you?
345
00:24:49,200 --> 00:24:51,833
Yeah, I met the current.
346
00:24:51,867 --> 00:24:53,700
She's a funny little thing,
isn't she?
347
00:24:53,733 --> 00:24:56,067
What are you doing here, Maggie?
348
00:24:56,100 --> 00:25:00,567
Oh, dear. Are you
a little bit jealous? Yeah?
349
00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:02,900
Have I upset
your cushy little number?
350
00:25:02,933 --> 00:25:05,700
Cos you must have it pretty easy
here, I suppose, have you?
351
00:25:05,733 --> 00:25:07,267
Treat the place like your own?
352
00:25:07,300 --> 00:25:10,000
Cos it was a right shit-hole
when I arrived.
353
00:25:10,033 --> 00:25:13,000
- What are you after?
- I'm not after anything, love.
354
00:25:13,033 --> 00:25:15,767
You're the one taking the piss.
355
00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:18,700
I don't suppose Lance has ever
told you about us, has he?
356
00:25:18,733 --> 00:25:20,800
Yeah, he told me
you left him for an arsehole.
357
00:25:20,833 --> 00:25:23,200
- Did he call him an arsehole?
- I think he did, yeah.
358
00:25:23,233 --> 00:25:24,700
That's rude.
359
00:25:24,733 --> 00:25:27,033
So what is it I need to know
about you and my dad?
360
00:25:27,067 --> 00:25:29,200
That we still have
a deep connection
361
00:25:29,233 --> 00:25:31,333
and we'll always be there
for one another.
362
00:25:31,367 --> 00:25:33,167
Mm,
he hadn't mentioned that, no.
363
00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:34,733
We have a spiritual bond
364
00:25:34,767 --> 00:25:37,733
forged at a pagan ceremony
at Avebury standing stones.
365
00:25:37,767 --> 00:25:39,633
He kept that one to himself,
too.
366
00:25:39,667 --> 00:25:43,933
I know what Lance wants,
I know what Lance needs.
367
00:26:01,733 --> 00:26:05,833
Oi! Lollipop!
Message from the Arsehole.
368
00:26:08,767 --> 00:26:13,200
I reckon about ten minutes,
15...
369
00:26:13,233 --> 00:26:16,800
for you to get your spells
and your potions out of my room
370
00:26:16,833 --> 00:26:19,667
and your bony arse
out of my dad's life.
371
00:26:25,700 --> 00:26:30,667
- Bony arse?
- Mm, yeah, apparently.
372
00:26:30,700 --> 00:26:32,967
That's from Working Girl.
373
00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:37,633
That's what I said,
Melanie Griffiths.
374
00:26:37,667 --> 00:26:39,300
What did the text say?
375
00:26:39,333 --> 00:26:42,167
Well, she wouldn't tell me,
only that it was him, you know,
376
00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:44,033
Pizza Hut manager.
377
00:26:44,067 --> 00:26:47,233
- She's gone now, Maggie?
- Yeah, again.
378
00:26:49,633 --> 00:26:51,600
Just gotta patch things up
with Toni.
379
00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:56,733
Connect 4? Did you bring games?
380
00:26:58,633 --> 00:27:00,067
While away the hours.
381
00:27:06,833 --> 00:27:10,333
- Where'd you get the KerPlunk?
- A charity shop.
382
00:27:10,367 --> 00:27:13,533
Yeah. You know, there isn't
a single charity shop
383
00:27:13,567 --> 00:27:16,233
that doesn't have a KerPlunk.
384
00:27:16,267 --> 00:27:18,933
Yeah, you should check it out.
They can't shift them.
385
00:27:18,967 --> 00:27:21,033
There's a Sue Ryder
in Colchester
386
00:27:21,067 --> 00:27:25,867
that has a sign in the window,
"No KerPlunks, thank you."
387
00:27:25,900 --> 00:27:28,633
Cos it takes too long
to put the sticks back in.
388
00:27:30,733 --> 00:27:34,800
If you take the time,
the rewards are obvious.
389
00:27:39,167 --> 00:27:42,767
Of course, it should really be
on a level playing surface.
390
00:27:44,667 --> 00:27:46,600
Your go.
391
00:27:50,633 --> 00:27:52,233
Balls.
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