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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:17,567 --> 00:00:19,733 What's this? Metal detecting, are you? 2 00:00:22,700 --> 00:00:24,633 - Pardon? - Metal detecting? 3 00:00:26,800 --> 00:00:29,100 - That's right. - Found anything? 4 00:00:29,133 --> 00:00:31,133 Er... bits and bobs. 5 00:00:31,167 --> 00:00:33,233 Good luck. Maybe you'll strike gold. 6 00:00:33,267 --> 00:00:35,200 Yes! See ya. 7 00:00:44,933 --> 00:00:45,933 Hello. 8 00:00:48,133 --> 00:00:50,133 Looking for treasure? 9 00:00:50,167 --> 00:00:52,767 - Something like that. - What have you found? 10 00:00:52,800 --> 00:00:54,800 - Bits and pieces. - No gold? 11 00:00:54,833 --> 00:00:57,933 - Nope. - Fingers crossed. 12 00:00:57,967 --> 00:00:59,900 Yeah. See ya. 13 00:01:02,900 --> 00:01:05,933 - All right? - This is a problem. 14 00:01:05,967 --> 00:01:08,533 It's a public footpath. Bloody ramblers coming by 15 00:01:08,567 --> 00:01:10,300 asking the same questions all the time. 16 00:01:10,333 --> 00:01:11,733 Here come some more. 17 00:01:13,133 --> 00:01:15,033 Ah, metal detectors. 18 00:01:15,067 --> 00:01:17,967 We had a metal detector once, didn't we, Rosemary? 19 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:19,633 That's still in the garage. 20 00:01:19,667 --> 00:01:22,000 Is that so? 21 00:01:22,033 --> 00:01:24,100 - Have you found any gold? - Oh, Jesus. 22 00:01:24,133 --> 00:01:25,700 - Pardon? - No, no. No gold. 23 00:01:25,733 --> 00:01:26,900 No, no. No, no. 24 00:01:26,933 --> 00:01:30,100 - Fingers crossed. - Yeah. 25 00:01:30,133 --> 00:01:34,133 Er... tell me, how many more of you are coming through? 26 00:01:34,167 --> 00:01:37,133 Of us? About 50 today, I think. 27 00:01:44,233 --> 00:01:46,167 - Call it a day? - Probably best. 28 00:01:57,633 --> 00:02:02,233 ♪ Will you search through the lonely earth for me? 29 00:02:02,267 --> 00:02:06,933 ♪ Climb through the briar and bramble 30 00:02:06,967 --> 00:02:09,967 ♪ I'll be your treasure... 31 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:12,000 That was a good couple of hours. 32 00:02:12,033 --> 00:02:14,033 You getting good stuff? 33 00:02:14,067 --> 00:02:15,567 Me too. 34 00:02:16,667 --> 00:02:18,800 Bloody ramblers notwithstanding. 35 00:02:18,833 --> 00:02:20,833 All Roman. Nothing spectacular but... 36 00:02:20,867 --> 00:02:23,333 Five of these bronzes and that's part of something. 37 00:02:23,367 --> 00:02:25,533 Not sure what. 38 00:02:25,567 --> 00:02:29,533 Same here. Roman grots. Four or five of 'em. 39 00:02:30,967 --> 00:02:32,733 How many times have we searched this field 40 00:02:32,767 --> 00:02:35,833 and only now it starts throwing up its treasure? 41 00:02:35,867 --> 00:02:37,200 In six weeks' time, 42 00:02:37,233 --> 00:02:39,800 this'll be solar panels as far as the eye can see. 43 00:02:40,800 --> 00:02:42,267 Less than six weeks. 44 00:02:42,300 --> 00:02:44,900 Doesn't exactly make your heart sing, does it? 45 00:02:44,933 --> 00:02:48,133 Oh, well. Set biscitus deteriatum. 46 00:02:49,667 --> 00:02:51,933 - See University Challenge? - Yeah. 47 00:02:53,367 --> 00:02:55,300 What three-letter generic name 48 00:02:55,333 --> 00:02:57,333 is given to the bird family Paridae? 49 00:02:57,367 --> 00:02:59,333 - Bzzz. - Balliol, Potts. 50 00:02:59,367 --> 00:03:01,733 - Tit. - Tit is correct! Yes! 51 00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:05,600 Classic. 52 00:03:05,633 --> 00:03:07,633 Hello, there! 53 00:03:07,667 --> 00:03:09,500 Ah, speaking of tits. 54 00:03:11,900 --> 00:03:14,833 Heeeello, there. 55 00:03:14,867 --> 00:03:16,767 What are you doing here? 56 00:03:16,800 --> 00:03:19,267 Just er... passing by. 57 00:03:19,300 --> 00:03:20,967 You're always just passing by. 58 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:23,000 You must come miles out of your way to pass by. 59 00:03:24,567 --> 00:03:26,567 It must seem like that, yes. 60 00:03:26,600 --> 00:03:30,833 No, er... we haven't seen you since your amazing find. 61 00:03:30,867 --> 00:03:34,767 Your golden aestel. Wanted to congratulate you, actually. 62 00:03:34,800 --> 00:03:36,167 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 63 00:03:36,200 --> 00:03:38,200 Really fantastic. 64 00:03:38,233 --> 00:03:39,967 How does it feel? 65 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:43,800 To have a piece with my name under it in the British Museum? 66 00:03:43,833 --> 00:03:46,733 Er... it feels good. 67 00:03:48,067 --> 00:03:50,067 I imagine it does. 68 00:03:50,100 --> 00:03:52,933 Well, congratulations. Here's to you. 69 00:03:52,967 --> 00:03:54,333 Mrs Robinson. 70 00:03:54,367 --> 00:03:55,767 - Pardon? - Nothing. 71 00:03:55,800 --> 00:03:57,967 Is that all you came to say? 72 00:03:58,000 --> 00:04:01,333 That, and to er... 73 00:04:01,367 --> 00:04:05,133 ..wave a white flag... so to speak. 74 00:04:05,167 --> 00:04:08,767 Don't you think it's time we put our differences behind us? 75 00:04:08,800 --> 00:04:10,567 Maybe pool resources. 76 00:04:10,600 --> 00:04:11,800 What resources? 77 00:04:11,833 --> 00:04:13,767 Well... our permissions. 78 00:04:13,800 --> 00:04:16,033 We've got more than enough land to detect on. 79 00:04:16,067 --> 00:04:21,167 And this farm here, it's... far too big for just the two of you. 80 00:04:21,200 --> 00:04:23,800 If you've got more than enough land, why come here? 81 00:04:23,833 --> 00:04:26,933 - Sometimes it's good... - I wasn't talking to you, Paul. 82 00:04:29,567 --> 00:04:31,800 More choice. Different topography. 83 00:04:31,833 --> 00:04:34,233 You don't have any permissions, do you? 84 00:04:34,267 --> 00:04:37,167 - We do. - Oh, yeah? Where? 85 00:04:37,200 --> 00:04:40,600 I'm not gonna tell you, am I? Unless you agree to share. 86 00:04:40,633 --> 00:04:42,567 Oh, right. 87 00:04:44,867 --> 00:04:47,100 We have some prime locations. 88 00:04:47,133 --> 00:04:49,067 Oh, do you? 89 00:04:52,567 --> 00:04:54,067 I know what you're doing. 90 00:04:55,033 --> 00:04:56,300 What am I doing? 91 00:04:56,333 --> 00:04:58,733 - A Jimmy Waffle-on. - No, I'm not. 92 00:04:58,767 --> 00:05:00,867 I've just got an itchy chin, that's all. 93 00:05:00,900 --> 00:05:02,967 I've got a bit of an itchy chin, as well. 94 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:06,733 - Tell us about the permissions. - And now you're both doing it. 95 00:05:06,767 --> 00:05:09,733 You're both doing a Jimmy Waffle-on. 96 00:05:09,767 --> 00:05:11,767 Aren't they? Chinny reckon? 97 00:05:11,800 --> 00:05:12,867 - Yeah. - Mm-hm. 98 00:05:12,900 --> 00:05:17,233 - No, we're not. - We've got itchy chins is all. 99 00:05:17,267 --> 00:05:19,267 Really? 100 00:05:19,300 --> 00:05:21,300 Pathetic. 101 00:05:21,333 --> 00:05:23,267 Come on, Paul. 102 00:05:30,967 --> 00:05:32,267 Spanners. 103 00:05:54,233 --> 00:05:56,167 Kate? Are you here? 104 00:05:58,633 --> 00:06:00,600 Kate, can I have a word? 105 00:06:00,633 --> 00:06:02,567 Just a minute. 106 00:06:07,133 --> 00:06:09,867 Hello, Dad. Sorry, I'm running late again. 107 00:06:09,900 --> 00:06:13,167 - Kate, we need to have a chat. - Can we take this poster down? 108 00:06:14,333 --> 00:06:16,333 The tennis lady? Why? 109 00:06:16,367 --> 00:06:17,933 Don't you think it's tacky? 110 00:06:17,967 --> 00:06:19,800 Tacky? No. 111 00:06:19,833 --> 00:06:23,033 And a bit... Well... degrading to women. 112 00:06:23,067 --> 00:06:25,567 Kate, she's scratching her bottom. 113 00:06:25,600 --> 00:06:27,867 Dad, she's got no knickers on. 114 00:06:28,967 --> 00:06:30,833 Hasn't she? 115 00:06:30,867 --> 00:06:32,800 I'm late. I'll talk to you later. 116 00:06:35,067 --> 00:06:38,100 - Oh, Dad? - Hm? 117 00:06:38,133 --> 00:06:41,067 I think there's a squirrel in the flat. 118 00:06:41,100 --> 00:06:43,033 See ya. 119 00:07:03,167 --> 00:07:05,100 Heurrggh! 120 00:07:06,300 --> 00:07:07,667 Yargh! 121 00:07:11,200 --> 00:07:12,533 Oyoh! 122 00:07:29,100 --> 00:07:30,300 Yargh! 123 00:07:33,600 --> 00:07:35,533 Ahhh! 124 00:07:38,633 --> 00:07:40,567 Argh! Argh! 125 00:07:41,933 --> 00:07:43,033 Oohhhh! 126 00:07:43,067 --> 00:07:46,667 Oh, bloody hell! Oh, bloody, bloody hell! 127 00:07:46,700 --> 00:07:48,700 It was terrible. 128 00:07:48,733 --> 00:07:50,733 I was going from room to room 129 00:07:50,767 --> 00:07:53,533 with a saucepan and a mop handle, 130 00:07:53,567 --> 00:07:56,167 poking under the furniture, shaking curtains. 131 00:07:56,200 --> 00:07:58,867 It took me an hour and a half to search the flat. 132 00:07:58,900 --> 00:08:00,967 - And no squirrel? - Didn't find one. 133 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:02,933 She was winding you up. 134 00:08:04,600 --> 00:08:07,133 - Think she was winding me up? - Sounds like a wind-up. 135 00:08:10,967 --> 00:08:13,133 That's what it's like. Chaos. 136 00:08:13,167 --> 00:08:16,600 And she never sticks to a plan so I never know if she's in. 137 00:08:16,633 --> 00:08:21,000 Where does that leave us if you can't stay with me on my boat? 138 00:08:21,033 --> 00:08:23,833 I've been looking into remedies for sea-sickness. 139 00:08:23,867 --> 00:08:27,033 So have I. I think you should try hypnotherapy. 140 00:08:28,867 --> 00:08:31,733 I've always tried to steer clear of the mystical. 141 00:08:31,767 --> 00:08:33,067 It's not mystical. 142 00:08:33,100 --> 00:08:35,100 It is a bit mystical. 143 00:08:35,133 --> 00:08:37,800 I'm not afraid of boats. 144 00:08:37,833 --> 00:08:39,833 It's the movement. 145 00:08:39,867 --> 00:08:41,933 Hypnotists can't stop the boat from moving. 146 00:08:41,967 --> 00:08:44,233 Maybe you can. In your head. 147 00:08:44,267 --> 00:08:46,300 Let me get you an appointment. 148 00:08:48,933 --> 00:08:50,700 Wow... 149 00:08:50,733 --> 00:08:53,533 Take a brave man to go poking around in here. 150 00:08:54,967 --> 00:08:57,600 Who knows what might be unleashed? 151 00:09:07,033 --> 00:09:10,067 I don't understand what we're doing here. 152 00:09:10,100 --> 00:09:13,300 Tim. There's nothing down here. 153 00:09:14,733 --> 00:09:16,000 Give it another hour. 154 00:09:17,300 --> 00:09:18,567 Tim. 155 00:09:20,800 --> 00:09:24,233 Tim. I think you'd better come see this. 156 00:09:24,267 --> 00:09:26,200 - Where's this? - Just over here. 157 00:09:39,667 --> 00:09:41,100 Amazing. 158 00:09:42,333 --> 00:09:44,200 See the flagstones protecting it? 159 00:09:44,233 --> 00:09:45,900 As if it was preserved on purpose. 160 00:09:45,933 --> 00:09:47,633 A layer of sand, then stones on top. 161 00:09:47,667 --> 00:09:49,133 Do we know how far it extends? 162 00:09:49,167 --> 00:09:52,633 At least four foot in that direction but maybe further. 163 00:09:52,667 --> 00:09:55,300 - Cover it up. - Huh? 164 00:09:55,333 --> 00:09:57,100 Get a tarp or something. 165 00:09:58,200 --> 00:09:59,967 Cover it up. 166 00:10:03,167 --> 00:10:04,667 Hello. 167 00:10:06,233 --> 00:10:08,633 Hello. 168 00:10:08,667 --> 00:10:10,667 Over here. How are you? 169 00:10:10,700 --> 00:10:12,633 Good to see you. 170 00:10:18,333 --> 00:10:20,233 It's all there, Becks. It has to be. 171 00:10:20,267 --> 00:10:23,900 I reckon the stones were put down to protect the mosaic. 172 00:10:25,733 --> 00:10:27,667 I can see you. 173 00:10:47,567 --> 00:10:49,667 I think the whole floor might be complete. 174 00:10:49,700 --> 00:10:52,200 I took off the edge stone and the mosaic was right there. 175 00:10:52,233 --> 00:10:54,167 It's so beautiful, look. 176 00:10:59,867 --> 00:11:02,233 - Oh, weird. - What? 177 00:11:02,267 --> 00:11:04,933 I took at least five photos. They're not here. 178 00:11:04,967 --> 00:11:07,600 - Are you sure you saved them? - Balls. Where are they? 179 00:11:07,633 --> 00:11:10,967 Doesn't matter. I'll take some more when we lift the stones. 180 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:13,000 - Brilliant. Congratulations. - Thank you. 181 00:11:13,033 --> 00:11:16,167 And you know what? I saw, at last, some enthusiasm in Tim. 182 00:11:16,200 --> 00:11:19,533 Usually nothing stirs him. But he got quite emotional. 183 00:11:19,567 --> 00:11:22,233 Well, good. Sounds like it's working out. 184 00:11:22,267 --> 00:11:24,000 Yeah. Yeah. 185 00:11:25,100 --> 00:11:26,733 I think it's working out. 186 00:11:30,333 --> 00:11:33,833 He can't make me do anything against my will? 187 00:11:33,867 --> 00:11:37,167 You're always fully conscious. Just in a very relaxed state. 188 00:11:37,200 --> 00:11:39,200 So... 189 00:11:39,233 --> 00:11:41,967 He can't make me say anything I'll regret later? 190 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:43,100 No. 191 00:11:43,133 --> 00:11:45,900 Ah. Nothing specific. 192 00:11:46,967 --> 00:11:49,833 Not hiding anything... 193 00:11:49,867 --> 00:11:51,867 to my knowledge. 194 00:11:51,900 --> 00:11:54,267 - Just chill. - I'm just saying. 195 00:11:54,300 --> 00:11:56,233 I don't want to blurt anything out. 196 00:11:57,567 --> 00:12:00,333 Do people tend to blurt? 197 00:12:00,367 --> 00:12:02,000 There's very little blurting. 198 00:12:02,033 --> 00:12:03,967 Oh, good. Good. 199 00:12:06,200 --> 00:12:07,900 - Mr Stater? - Yes. 200 00:12:07,933 --> 00:12:09,300 Would you like to come through? 201 00:12:09,333 --> 00:12:11,333 - Why? - For your treatment. 202 00:12:11,367 --> 00:12:12,733 I'm Dr Hoffmann. 203 00:12:14,733 --> 00:12:16,233 Are you? 204 00:12:16,267 --> 00:12:17,633 Is she? 205 00:12:17,667 --> 00:12:19,267 Yes! That's Dr Hoffmann. 206 00:12:20,700 --> 00:12:23,667 Oh, yeah. Great. Good. Yeah. 207 00:12:23,700 --> 00:12:25,500 Let's go. 208 00:12:28,967 --> 00:12:30,767 - Don't be nervous. - I'm not nervous. 209 00:12:30,800 --> 00:12:32,733 Try to relax. 210 00:12:35,867 --> 00:12:37,800 - I want this to work. - Me too. 211 00:12:51,300 --> 00:12:54,300 Just take a seat there and make yourself comfortable. 212 00:12:54,333 --> 00:12:55,967 Oh. 213 00:12:57,833 --> 00:13:01,167 I was expecting, you know... hangings. 214 00:13:01,200 --> 00:13:02,500 Hangings? 215 00:13:04,033 --> 00:13:06,033 Tie-dyed wall hangings. 216 00:13:06,067 --> 00:13:07,967 Wind chimes. The smell of patchouli. 217 00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:10,033 Oh, I see. Like a mystic. 218 00:13:11,700 --> 00:13:13,833 You're not gonna have me doing Elvis, are you? 219 00:13:13,867 --> 00:13:16,233 No, no. Nothing like that. 220 00:13:16,267 --> 00:13:19,167 Cos that's the thing, isn't it? You know. 221 00:13:19,200 --> 00:13:21,800 Someone says the word "fish and chips" 222 00:13:21,833 --> 00:13:24,667 and I am compelled to sing and dance like Elvis. 223 00:13:24,700 --> 00:13:26,167 I suppose so. 224 00:13:28,067 --> 00:13:31,267 - Could you do that? - I'm not a stage hypnotist. 225 00:13:31,300 --> 00:13:33,533 - Can I call you Lance? - Please do. 226 00:13:33,567 --> 00:13:37,667 Great. So... the only way this can work 227 00:13:37,700 --> 00:13:41,900 is if you are completely comfortable and relaxed. 228 00:13:50,267 --> 00:13:51,267 Thank you. 229 00:13:54,733 --> 00:13:57,100 Sit back... 230 00:13:57,133 --> 00:14:01,233 Success depends on you being able to... 231 00:14:01,267 --> 00:14:02,767 completely switch off. 232 00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:04,800 Trust my voice. 233 00:14:04,833 --> 00:14:06,833 And let it carry you away. 234 00:14:06,867 --> 00:14:10,100 I suppose it would be difficult if you had an annoying accent 235 00:14:10,133 --> 00:14:11,567 or a squeaky voice. 236 00:14:13,167 --> 00:14:15,900 Try and put those thoughts out of your mind for a while. 237 00:14:16,933 --> 00:14:20,533 Try to empty your mind. 238 00:14:20,567 --> 00:14:23,833 I will do exactly as you say! 239 00:14:23,867 --> 00:14:26,333 Well done. Just close your eyes. 240 00:14:26,367 --> 00:14:29,667 And listen to the sound of my voice. 241 00:14:29,700 --> 00:14:32,667 - Listening. - No need to tell me that. 242 00:14:32,700 --> 00:14:34,000 Just listen. 243 00:14:37,767 --> 00:14:40,133 - Got it. - You don't have to say a thing. 244 00:14:40,167 --> 00:14:43,667 Oh. But I thought you were waiting for a reply. 245 00:14:43,700 --> 00:14:44,967 - No. - Cos you hesitated. 246 00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:48,167 I might do that but you don't need to say anything or worry. 247 00:14:48,200 --> 00:14:52,267 Just relax... and listen. 248 00:15:08,300 --> 00:15:14,600 So I want you to imagine that you are lying on soft, warm sand 249 00:15:14,633 --> 00:15:16,267 on a beach. 250 00:15:16,300 --> 00:15:19,700 And it is a beautiful summer's day. 251 00:15:19,733 --> 00:15:22,100 And the sun is on your face. 252 00:15:22,133 --> 00:15:24,867 You've not got a care in the world 253 00:15:24,900 --> 00:15:28,067 or anything to do. 254 00:15:28,100 --> 00:15:32,300 - You can enjoy the sun all day. - Sorry. Sorry. 255 00:15:32,333 --> 00:15:34,200 Sorry, I um... 256 00:15:34,233 --> 00:15:36,067 I'm very sensitive to the sun. 257 00:15:36,100 --> 00:15:38,600 I burn very easily. 258 00:15:38,633 --> 00:15:42,033 I wouldn't just sunbathe. Um... 259 00:15:42,067 --> 00:15:44,167 Is carpet the same as sand? 260 00:15:44,200 --> 00:15:46,600 Could I lie in my flat? 261 00:15:46,633 --> 00:15:48,800 Yes. 262 00:15:48,833 --> 00:15:51,900 So you are lying on the carpet... 263 00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:55,000 - ..in your flat. - Hm. 264 00:15:55,033 --> 00:15:59,200 You are very comfortable and warm. Just right. 265 00:15:59,233 --> 00:16:03,067 And you can feel yourself sinking into the carpet. 266 00:16:03,100 --> 00:16:06,933 Sinking down through the carpet, 267 00:16:06,967 --> 00:16:12,633 down, down... and the carpet... 268 00:16:12,667 --> 00:16:14,167 No, no. The problem is... 269 00:16:14,200 --> 00:16:17,900 - You live on the first floor? - On the first floor. Exactly. 270 00:16:17,933 --> 00:16:20,767 So I'm sinking down now into Mrs Morris's flat. 271 00:16:20,800 --> 00:16:22,333 She's gonna be terrified. 272 00:16:22,367 --> 00:16:24,933 It works best on a beach, you can just keep on sinking. 273 00:16:24,967 --> 00:16:28,733 Er... have you got one of those sunshades? 274 00:16:28,767 --> 00:16:32,500 Maybe I could sit under one of those big umbrellas. 275 00:16:33,600 --> 00:16:34,900 Yes, do that. 276 00:16:36,333 --> 00:16:39,000 Right, here we go. Back on the beach. 277 00:16:39,033 --> 00:16:40,967 Carry on. 278 00:16:42,833 --> 00:16:44,667 Carry on-ez-vous. 279 00:16:55,933 --> 00:16:57,933 You were very quick. 280 00:16:57,967 --> 00:16:59,767 I was out like a light, yeah. 281 00:16:59,800 --> 00:17:01,967 - Like that. Spark-o. - Really? 282 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:05,067 Yeah. I feel different. 283 00:17:05,100 --> 00:17:07,333 Like I don't suffer from sea-sickness any more. 284 00:17:07,367 --> 00:17:09,300 Why did she have her head in her hands? 285 00:17:09,333 --> 00:17:11,333 Did she? 286 00:17:11,367 --> 00:17:13,700 Oh, I think she had a migraine coming on. 287 00:17:14,833 --> 00:17:16,667 Can children get migraines? 288 00:17:16,700 --> 00:17:18,100 She wasn't that young. 289 00:17:18,133 --> 00:17:20,200 She didn't know who Yuri Geller was. 290 00:17:20,233 --> 00:17:22,633 Why were you talking about Yuri Geller? 291 00:17:22,667 --> 00:17:25,067 I was talking about fraudsters in general. 292 00:17:25,100 --> 00:17:28,567 Not her. I was just saying there must be some out there. 293 00:17:28,600 --> 00:17:30,600 But, no, yeah. 294 00:17:30,633 --> 00:17:32,567 I think it's done some good. 295 00:17:35,300 --> 00:17:36,967 What's this? 296 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:39,300 That's for being brave. 297 00:17:39,333 --> 00:17:42,567 Aw, cheers. 298 00:17:42,600 --> 00:17:44,700 Well, better get off to the scout hut. 299 00:17:44,733 --> 00:17:46,933 Wanna stay tomorrow night, see if it worked? 300 00:17:46,967 --> 00:17:50,200 - Yeah. Go on, then. - We can get a takeaway. 301 00:17:50,233 --> 00:17:53,533 - Treat you to fish and chips. - Thank you very much. 302 00:18:02,367 --> 00:18:04,333 Very nice. 303 00:18:04,367 --> 00:18:08,600 House of Constantine, circa 224-330AD. 304 00:18:08,633 --> 00:18:12,167 - That's what I said. - And this one is third century, 305 00:18:12,200 --> 00:18:14,200 possibly Claudius II. 306 00:18:14,233 --> 00:18:16,833 - I said that as well. - All this from the same field? 307 00:18:16,867 --> 00:18:20,200 There's something good going on down there, Terry. We're close. 308 00:18:22,867 --> 00:18:25,267 What's Russell doing? Russell? 309 00:18:27,667 --> 00:18:28,967 Russ! 310 00:18:30,567 --> 00:18:32,833 - What you doing? - I'm on my new app. 311 00:18:32,867 --> 00:18:35,833 - Your what? - It's my new app. On my phone. 312 00:18:35,867 --> 00:18:38,667 It's a metal-detecting app. It's great. 313 00:18:38,700 --> 00:18:41,900 You can go on different historical sites to detect. 314 00:18:41,933 --> 00:18:44,000 I'm currently on Hadrian's Wall. 315 00:18:44,033 --> 00:18:47,233 Well, now I've seen everything. 316 00:18:47,267 --> 00:18:50,133 Here we go. Good signal, 12.5. 317 00:18:59,167 --> 00:19:01,100 It's deep. 318 00:19:05,300 --> 00:19:07,033 Ahh. 319 00:19:07,067 --> 00:19:09,100 Roman centurion's helmet. 320 00:19:09,133 --> 00:19:11,067 Good condition. 321 00:19:12,700 --> 00:19:14,300 I'm keeping it. 322 00:19:21,200 --> 00:19:24,033 So did Andy tell you who's been snooping around? 323 00:19:24,067 --> 00:19:26,600 - Who? - Simon and Garfunkel. 324 00:19:26,633 --> 00:19:27,767 The Antiqui-searchers? 325 00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:31,200 Didn't they change their name to something ridiculous? 326 00:19:31,233 --> 00:19:34,267 The Dirt Sharks. 327 00:19:38,833 --> 00:19:42,300 Right, well. There you go, then. 328 00:19:42,333 --> 00:19:44,333 It's decided. 329 00:19:44,367 --> 00:19:46,800 We are no longer the Dirt Sharks. 330 00:19:46,833 --> 00:19:48,267 What are we? 331 00:19:48,300 --> 00:19:49,733 Terra Firma. 332 00:19:49,767 --> 00:19:51,600 Yes! 333 00:19:51,633 --> 00:19:54,267 But we're spelling "terra" the proper Latin way. 334 00:19:54,300 --> 00:19:56,300 Not the way you want to spell it. 335 00:19:56,333 --> 00:19:58,333 It's scarier my way. 336 00:19:58,367 --> 00:20:00,967 Right, then. New name, new start. 337 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:03,667 This year, I am determined, will be the year 338 00:20:03,700 --> 00:20:06,800 we are finally accepted onto a proper organised rally. 339 00:20:06,833 --> 00:20:10,300 And when we are, I want us to be prepared. 340 00:20:10,333 --> 00:20:14,833 - I wanna see the Dirt Sharks... - Terra Firma. 341 00:20:14,867 --> 00:20:18,933 I want Terra Firma to get the best finds in every category. 342 00:20:18,967 --> 00:20:21,200 Gavin, what are you gonna find? 343 00:20:24,933 --> 00:20:26,933 James I, hammered groat. 344 00:20:26,967 --> 00:20:29,800 - Is it real? - I think so. I got it on eBay. 345 00:20:29,833 --> 00:20:31,533 How deep will it be? 346 00:20:31,567 --> 00:20:32,867 Four, five inches. 347 00:20:32,900 --> 00:20:34,767 - Reading? - 53. 348 00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:37,767 - A bit scratchy. - Nice. 349 00:20:37,800 --> 00:20:39,267 Michael? 350 00:20:44,800 --> 00:20:46,533 Be realistic. 351 00:20:46,567 --> 00:20:49,900 So I said, "If that turns out to be the case, 352 00:20:49,933 --> 00:20:54,000 I will change my name by deed poll 353 00:20:54,033 --> 00:20:55,933 to Belinda Carlisle." 354 00:21:01,567 --> 00:21:03,000 What a wonderful story! 355 00:21:03,033 --> 00:21:06,167 True as I'm sitting here now. 356 00:21:06,200 --> 00:21:09,100 That restores your faith in humanity, doesn't it? 357 00:21:10,867 --> 00:21:12,833 Another cup of tea, Belinda? 358 00:21:15,633 --> 00:21:17,167 There she goes. 359 00:21:17,200 --> 00:21:19,533 You know... 360 00:21:19,567 --> 00:21:22,067 She's got the timing of Ken Dodd, that one. 361 00:21:22,100 --> 00:21:24,033 I'll give you that one, Sheila! 362 00:21:25,967 --> 00:21:27,633 We have a laugh, don't we? 363 00:21:42,800 --> 00:21:44,967 You idiot! 364 00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:47,000 How could you get it so wrong? 365 00:21:47,033 --> 00:21:49,600 - I just thought... - What? 366 00:21:50,567 --> 00:21:51,600 It doesn't matter. 367 00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:56,767 Why don't you think before you open your mouth? 368 00:21:56,800 --> 00:21:58,233 Knobhead. 369 00:22:02,767 --> 00:22:06,033 Well... we've had a very busy week. 370 00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:10,133 After a typically infuriating encounter 371 00:22:10,167 --> 00:22:13,067 with those two goons from the DMDC, 372 00:22:13,100 --> 00:22:16,633 Paul and I decided to drop in on their landowner. 373 00:22:16,667 --> 00:22:18,733 - See if we couldn't... - Butter him up. 374 00:22:18,767 --> 00:22:22,000 ..curry favour, I was going to say. 375 00:22:25,333 --> 00:22:27,167 And the information he gave us was... 376 00:22:27,200 --> 00:22:29,500 - Weapons-grade. - Can you stop interrupting? 377 00:22:31,667 --> 00:22:34,333 Turns out the church farm has been acquired by 378 00:22:34,367 --> 00:22:36,533 a solar energy company. 379 00:22:36,567 --> 00:22:39,700 They're due to start converting the land in five weeks. 380 00:22:39,733 --> 00:22:41,567 So did he give you permission? 381 00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:43,533 He didn't, no. 382 00:22:46,900 --> 00:22:50,500 But Photon Harvest Solar Electricity did. 383 00:22:51,767 --> 00:22:53,600 Paul's idea. 384 00:22:53,633 --> 00:22:55,733 Cut out the middle man. Go straight to the top. 385 00:22:55,767 --> 00:22:58,067 Offer them a service they can't live without. 386 00:22:58,100 --> 00:22:59,233 What service? 387 00:22:59,267 --> 00:23:01,267 Obstruction clearance. 388 00:23:01,300 --> 00:23:03,533 Farm machinery, unexploded bombs. 389 00:23:03,567 --> 00:23:07,067 - That was my idea. - I just said it was your idea. 390 00:23:07,100 --> 00:23:10,000 I gave you credit about two seconds ago. 391 00:23:10,033 --> 00:23:11,967 You don't have to repeat it. 392 00:23:14,133 --> 00:23:17,000 Well, it was when I mentioned unexploded bombs 393 00:23:17,033 --> 00:23:19,133 and what happened to that idiot Terry Seymour 394 00:23:19,167 --> 00:23:23,767 a couple of years ago, that their ears pricked right up. 395 00:23:23,800 --> 00:23:26,833 And the permission... ladies and gentlemen... 396 00:23:28,167 --> 00:23:29,300 - ..is... - ..ours. 397 00:23:29,333 --> 00:23:30,933 Oh, God! 398 00:23:42,133 --> 00:23:43,700 Are you the metal detectors? 399 00:23:43,733 --> 00:23:46,300 Are we the metal detectors? 400 00:23:46,333 --> 00:23:48,333 The bloke I spoke to on the phone. 401 00:23:48,367 --> 00:23:50,133 No. 402 00:23:50,167 --> 00:23:52,300 - Oh, right. We got some. - Some what? 403 00:23:52,333 --> 00:23:55,100 We got some metal detectors to do this so we don't need you. 404 00:23:56,367 --> 00:23:58,300 Sorry, wait. What? 405 00:23:58,333 --> 00:24:01,533 We got five weeks till this farm's converted. 406 00:24:01,567 --> 00:24:03,567 Five weeks till the panels go up. 407 00:24:03,600 --> 00:24:05,933 We need somebody to get rid of the obstructions. 408 00:24:05,967 --> 00:24:08,100 And you've got your own detectorists? 409 00:24:08,133 --> 00:24:11,000 They're freelance. They wrote to us. We've employed them. 410 00:24:11,033 --> 00:24:13,633 - What are they called? - A company called... 411 00:24:13,667 --> 00:24:14,767 Terra Firma. 412 00:24:14,800 --> 00:24:18,067 - Never heard of 'em. - When are they showing up? 413 00:24:18,100 --> 00:24:21,267 Thought they were gonna be here. I was supposed to meet them. 414 00:24:21,300 --> 00:24:22,667 I thought you were them. 415 00:24:30,300 --> 00:24:32,167 You are kidding me. 416 00:24:41,067 --> 00:24:42,667 Are you the metal detectors? 417 00:24:42,700 --> 00:24:44,100 Indeed we are. 418 00:24:44,133 --> 00:24:47,033 Terra Firma at your service, sir. 419 00:24:47,067 --> 00:24:48,967 I can see from our friends' faces 420 00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:53,167 - they've heard the good news. - Sneaky bloody trick. 421 00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:55,200 Quite the opposite, in fact. 422 00:24:55,233 --> 00:24:57,867 We've been through all the correct channels, 423 00:24:57,900 --> 00:25:00,300 as can be proved with this paper trail. 424 00:25:00,333 --> 00:25:02,867 We've been on this farm five years. 425 00:25:02,900 --> 00:25:05,533 Can't you all do it? I don't care if they do it as well. 426 00:25:05,567 --> 00:25:07,567 No, no, no, no, no, no. 427 00:25:07,600 --> 00:25:11,733 You gave us the permission as stated in this email. 428 00:25:11,767 --> 00:25:13,733 We have the permission of the landowner. 429 00:25:13,767 --> 00:25:15,567 Over-ruled, actually. 430 00:25:15,600 --> 00:25:18,033 Oh, come on. There's only four of you and 300 acres. 431 00:25:18,067 --> 00:25:19,533 Why can't you work together? 432 00:25:19,567 --> 00:25:23,000 We gave them the chance to share and they turned it down. 433 00:25:23,033 --> 00:25:24,633 Why should we? We got here first. 434 00:25:24,667 --> 00:25:26,567 We got here first. Why should we share it? 435 00:25:26,600 --> 00:25:28,000 - You should share. - Shut up. 436 00:25:28,033 --> 00:25:31,200 - You shut up. - It's like a school playground! 437 00:25:31,233 --> 00:25:32,700 How old are you lot? 438 00:25:32,733 --> 00:25:35,067 We'll do it first come, first served. 439 00:25:35,100 --> 00:25:37,767 Whoever gets here first gets the choice of their field. 440 00:25:37,800 --> 00:25:39,533 Not fair. 441 00:25:39,567 --> 00:25:41,567 You can all sling your hooks! I don't care! 442 00:25:41,600 --> 00:25:44,300 Hang on, hang on, wait. I can go along with that. 443 00:25:44,333 --> 00:25:46,200 First come, first served. 444 00:25:52,800 --> 00:25:55,100 OK. 445 00:25:55,133 --> 00:25:56,967 See? We don't have to behave like kids. 446 00:25:57,000 --> 00:26:00,133 Yeah, but after we've chosen the field, 447 00:26:00,167 --> 00:26:04,067 there's an invisible force field all the way around 448 00:26:04,100 --> 00:26:05,733 and you cannot enter it. 449 00:26:05,767 --> 00:26:07,867 What if we haven't got our detectors? 450 00:26:07,900 --> 00:26:09,300 It's an impenetrable force field. 451 00:26:09,333 --> 00:26:12,100 Right. Now shake hands. 452 00:26:12,133 --> 00:26:14,233 - No way. - Never. 453 00:26:15,333 --> 00:26:17,067 Childish. 454 00:26:18,733 --> 00:26:21,167 I know you are. What am I? 455 00:26:26,567 --> 00:26:27,900 Huh? 456 00:27:40,100 --> 00:27:42,100 Feeling any better? 457 00:27:42,133 --> 00:27:44,133 Think so. 458 00:27:44,167 --> 00:27:46,100 Did it all come up? 459 00:27:47,167 --> 00:27:49,100 Mm. 460 00:27:50,267 --> 00:27:52,200 Saw some fish eating it. 461 00:27:53,133 --> 00:27:54,567 Did you? 462 00:27:55,333 --> 00:27:56,767 Yeah. 32769

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