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♪ Peace be still ♪
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♪ My darling ♪
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♪ All is well ♪
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♪ My darling ♪
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♪ Your anxious heart may as well be stone ♪
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♪ Oh, it weighs you down
deeper than you know ♪
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♪ Yeah, it weighs you down
deeper than you know ♪
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♪ Peace be still ♪
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♪ My darling ♪
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♪ All is well ♪
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♪ My darling ♪
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♪ Your anxious heart may as well be stone ♪
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♪ Oh, it weighs you down
deeper than you know ♪
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♪ Yeah, it weighs you down
deeper than you know ♪
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♪ Oh darling, don't be scared ♪
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♪ Of time changing us both ♪
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♪ Death will meet our bodies ♪
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♪ But you'll never touch my soul ♪
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♪ If you are afraid ♪
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♪ Well, heavens, don't let go ♪
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♪ 'Cause darling, I will stay ♪
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♪ As we grow old ♪
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♪ Oh darling, don't be scared ♪
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♪ Of time changing us both ♪
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♪ Death will meet our bodies ♪
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♪ But you'll never touch my soul ♪
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♪ And if you are afraid ♪
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♪ Well, heavens, don't let go ♪
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♪ 'Cause darling, I will stay ♪
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♪ As we grow old ♪
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♪ We'll grow old ♪
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♪ My darling ♪
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♪ My darling ♪
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♪ My darling ♪
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♪ I can't remember when I started ♪
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♪ And I'm scared of the thought ♪
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Die, motherfucker!
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♪ Not long now ♪
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♪ It's time to say ♪
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Sorry, Kimmy.
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Ah!
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Oh, how could you, Kimmy?
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You were the best of us.
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What are you smiling at?
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Oh.
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Sorry, I didn't know I was
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smiling.
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Yeah.
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Did you call me a motherfucker?
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Sorry, it all happened really fast.
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I loved it!
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If you two break anything in here again,
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you're both fired.
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Don't worry, he's fired me like 10 times.
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Hey,
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do you have a second to
talk about the coffee bar?
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Coffee?
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Yeah, well, we were thinking-
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We?
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Violet and I.
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If the two of you
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and your friends stop fucking around,
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we might actually get
some customers in here.
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Ones that don't need coffee
in order to buy a comic book.
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I told you not to mention me this time.
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He loves you, hates me.
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Okay, he doesn't hate you.
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Just doesn't like you very much.
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And this whole thing
was your idea, by the way.
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You said you were on board.
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I'm so on board.
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But it's a great idea and
I want to make it happen.
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But, we can't do it alone.
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I'd buy coffee from a comic book shop.
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I appreciate that love.
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But your mom doesn't let you drink coffee.
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I'd still buy one though.
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Time to clock out, Princess.
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Your chariot awaits.
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Take that Shirley Temple.
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Don't say I never got you nothing.
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Where's Tess?
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In the Virgin Mobile.
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Well, you're early, so
you're gonna have to wait.
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Oh, I'll cover for you.
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It's just inventory.
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Are, are you okay?
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Well.
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Fuck.
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Oh, I mean the date went fine,
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but then he said he preferred
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air borne clean, which makes no sense.
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'Cause everyone knows he's hotter when
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he is dirty and depressed, so.
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I mean, obviously I had to leave.
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Piece of shit.
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Hey, can I talk to you for a second?
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Uh-oh.
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Um, I'm not really
sure how to ask you this.
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Oh, you're freezing.
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There we go.
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There.
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Thanks.
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So what's the selection this week?
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Huh?
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Oh.
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"Where Are Thou?"
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Yeah, it's, it's about the conspiracies,
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like Shakespeare's ghost writer, the Death
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of Edgar Allan Poe, Van Gogh and stuff.
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Are we dating?
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What?
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Is, is that what you're gonna ask me?
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No.
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Oh, um,
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well now I feel kind of stupid.
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No, no, I, I mean,
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we are, aren't we?
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Well, yeah, that's kind
of what I was hoping.
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Me too. Kind of. Definitely.
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Because I know we sort
of skipped a few steps,
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but I also, you're a, you're
initially very assertive
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and stuff, so I just
wanted to ask you officially
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if you wanted to be my girlfriend.
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Is that a yes?
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Ask me again tomorrow.
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So is it not a bad time to ask or?
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It was a bad time, right?
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What's up love birds? - Ow!
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You two are so fucking cute.
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I just wanna rip you both in half.
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Stop.
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Stealing jackets now, are we?
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Oh, contrary, as I believe we are still
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in the denial phase, are we not?
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Wee wee.
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All we ask is you share
when you finally gaze
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upon his Haagen-Dazs.
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Moving on.
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Has he Frodod your Baggins?
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Garbanzod your beans?
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Stop.
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You're lucky,
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at least you got potential.
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Dating scene is shit.
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But you're always talking to boys.
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Cute boys.
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Yeah. well it's all talk.
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These youths are scared shitless.
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Youths?
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You're 26.
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They're so timid.
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"What are your pronouns?"
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Who cares? You wanna fuck me or not?
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And then when they do,
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it's a real like silent
lunch situation, you know?
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Wow.
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Reduce space.
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Hey!
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Violet,
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don't.
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Attention, this is your captain speaking.
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We have reached cruising altitude
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and will not be exceeding 45 miles an hour
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for the remainder of the flight,
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despite the speed limit being 55.
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We thank you for riding with us
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on overbearing Parents Airlines
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and we hope you enjoy your flight.
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Hey-o, when's the
beverage cart rolling by?
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All in favor of a slushie. Say aye.
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Ooh. Aye. - Aye.
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Oh, I fucking love a slushie.
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So second
grade?
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Yeah.
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Remember Buck-Toothed Chuck?
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Why do you keep calling him that?
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Buck-Toothed Chuck.
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You know who he was?
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He literally didn't even
have that messed up teeth.
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He did. He did.
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He had like the one...
He had the two bucked.
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One wonky tooth.
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No, it was two.
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Why do you keep calling him that?
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He had two-bucked teeth.
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Remember?
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He had one
little, stub of a tooth.
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You guys are assholes.
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You were obsessed with him.
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I was seven years old.
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He goes by Charlie now.
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Hey V,
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I forgot my wallet in the car.
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Can you spot me?
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Yeah.
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Funions.
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I love you.
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I got you.
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Thanks.
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He goes on Charlie now.
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Muh-lah
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Should we have given her sugar?
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Nope.
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What the hell was that?
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You didn't shit your pants.
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It was a fart.
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Just a fart.
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Violet!
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Oh my God.
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Violet!
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What?
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Are you nucking futs?
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We can't go near that thing.
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Why not? - Why not?
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It could be a satellite,
a missile, radiation,
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a symbio could jump out
and turn you into an emo.
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I'm not gonna touch it.
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I'm just gonna take a look.
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Violet. No.
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Just get back in the car.
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We can go home and
pretend like this didn't happen.
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I need to see it.
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That thing almost killed us.
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Tess, are you hearing yourself?
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Look at your car.
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Look.
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Something this spectacular happens to us
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of all people in Graham
County of all places,
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and you're not even willing to take a look.
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What happened to Ex Astris Scientia?
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Damn it Violet, I'm a barista.
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Not a member of Starfleet.
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Well, I'm gonna go down there.
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You can either come with me or not.
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You could die.
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That's fine.
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Well shit!
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You guys coming?
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Fuck yeah.
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I'm sort of freaking out guys.
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Oh, come on Kimmy. It'll be fun.
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Oh,
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uh, you okay Kimmy?
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All right, just keep the van running. Okay?
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Mm-hmm.
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Okay.
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Oh my God.
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Gertie, you only had to run like 15 feet.
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I wanna touch it.
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Touch nothing.
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What is it?
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Now, I really want to touch it.
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Absolutely not.
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We were never here.
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We didn't see anything.
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This never happened.
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What about your Trekky programming?
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It's prohibited to interfere
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with civilizations you might
encounter on an expedition.
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Guys!
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Someone's coming!
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Just breathe honey. Okay?
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Gas is the one on the right, Tess.
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I'm avoiding suspicion.
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We're fleeing a UFO crash site
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in the Starship Enterprise. Step on it.
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I don't even know where we're going.
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Your house.
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We can't go to my house. My dad's home.
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He always knows when I'm lying.
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Fucking Steve.
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Just go to my house.
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What about your mom?
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She's working late. Just go.
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Reduce speed.
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Shut the fuck up.
280
00:14:26,460 --> 00:14:28,953
Well slap my ass and call me Sally.
281
00:14:31,110 --> 00:14:33,150
What the hell do you make of that?
282
00:14:36,059 --> 00:14:37,309
I don't know.
283
00:14:38,550 --> 00:14:40,734
Looks like an angry little pickle to me.
284
00:14:43,320 --> 00:14:45,078
Man. I gotta get a picture of this shit.
285
00:14:45,120 --> 00:14:46,857
Ain't nobody gonna believe that.
286
00:14:48,360 --> 00:14:49,683
Old tight little feller,
287
00:14:51,900 --> 00:14:52,923
say cheese.
288
00:15:01,710 --> 00:15:03,575
I don't need a photo.
289
00:15:11,200 --> 00:15:11,991
No!
290
00:15:30,499 --> 00:15:33,078
You are gonna have to turn around, ma'am.
291
00:15:33,120 --> 00:15:34,998
It's Sheriff.
292
00:15:35,040 --> 00:15:35,898
And we're on a call.
293
00:15:35,940 --> 00:15:37,938
You're gonna need to move this vehicle.
294
00:15:37,980 --> 00:15:40,998
Ms. Ledesma has already been evacuated.
295
00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:42,768
Evacuated. Why?
296
00:15:42,810 --> 00:15:43,758
A drill ruptured
297
00:15:43,800 --> 00:15:47,706
an underground gas
line causing an explosion.
298
00:15:47,748 --> 00:15:49,198
Uh,
299
00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:50,323
an explosion?
300
00:15:51,720 --> 00:15:53,688
Were there any injuries?
301
00:15:53,730 --> 00:15:54,828
No one was injured.
302
00:15:54,870 --> 00:15:58,188
But for the safety of
both of you and others,
303
00:15:58,230 --> 00:16:00,768
we can't allow anyone beyond this point.
304
00:16:00,810 --> 00:16:02,778
Your supervisor should have called.
305
00:16:02,820 --> 00:16:05,253
The authorities have
been made aware, ma'am.
306
00:16:06,450 --> 00:16:08,118
She likes to go by Sheriff.
307
00:16:08,160 --> 00:16:09,618
And as far as explosions go,
308
00:16:09,660 --> 00:16:11,478
how big of an explosion are we talking?
309
00:16:11,520 --> 00:16:15,858
Say like a scale of John Wu to Michael Bay?
310
00:16:15,900 --> 00:16:17,838
What authorities?
311
00:16:17,880 --> 00:16:21,018
Graham County stretches
for the next 10 miles.
312
00:16:21,060 --> 00:16:23,778
I assure you we are more than capable
313
00:16:23,820 --> 00:16:25,293
of containing this problem.
314
00:16:32,940 --> 00:16:36,768
Finnegan, you radio
Macy tell her it was a,
315
00:16:36,810 --> 00:16:37,923
a gas line.
316
00:16:39,180 --> 00:16:40,497
Yes, Sheriff.
317
00:16:45,600 --> 00:16:48,198
So what would you say if I just haul ass
318
00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:51,423
and blow right past this
cute little barrier of yours?
319
00:16:54,090 --> 00:16:55,390
How far you think I'd get?
320
00:17:02,370 --> 00:17:05,817
You have yourself a nice night, Sheriff.
321
00:17:25,290 --> 00:17:26,440
Well, he seemed nice.
322
00:17:27,810 --> 00:17:29,560
Full of horse shit is what he is.
323
00:17:31,260 --> 00:17:32,478
Oh,
324
00:17:32,520 --> 00:17:34,443
Sheriff, do you think he was fibbing?
325
00:17:35,490 --> 00:17:37,728
You ever met Mrs. Ledesma?
326
00:17:37,770 --> 00:17:38,603
Yes.
327
00:17:39,660 --> 00:17:40,960
How'd that go?
328
00:17:42,600 --> 00:17:43,923
She spit on my tie.
329
00:17:45,870 --> 00:17:49,567
You know, she owns the 200
acres from here to Richmond?
330
00:17:49,609 --> 00:17:50,658
Uh,
331
00:17:50,700 --> 00:17:51,633
yeah, I do.
332
00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:54,228
She strike you as the type of woman
333
00:17:54,270 --> 00:17:56,220
who would let anyone drill on her land?
334
00:17:57,300 --> 00:17:58,203
No, I do not.
335
00:17:59,220 --> 00:18:00,153
Exactly.
336
00:18:05,370 --> 00:18:06,668
Uh, Sheriff,
337
00:18:06,710 --> 00:18:07,908
are you in a rush to get somewhere
338
00:18:07,950 --> 00:18:09,768
'cause we're going off awful fast.
339
00:18:09,810 --> 00:18:10,860
Where do you think?
340
00:18:33,240 --> 00:18:34,908
You took the egg?
341
00:18:34,950 --> 00:18:36,258
What the fuck, Violet?
342
00:18:36,300 --> 00:18:37,091
I know, okay,
343
00:18:37,133 --> 00:18:39,708
I, I couldn't just leave it there.
344
00:18:39,750 --> 00:18:40,848
This is bad.
345
00:18:40,890 --> 00:18:41,681
No it's not.
346
00:18:41,723 --> 00:18:42,801
We don't even know what this is.
347
00:18:42,843 --> 00:18:46,608
This is so fucking bad.
348
00:18:46,650 --> 00:18:48,918
Kind of looks like an ostrich egg.
349
00:18:48,960 --> 00:18:50,460
Ostrich eggs aren't that big
350
00:18:51,308 --> 00:18:52,767
or blue.
351
00:18:52,809 --> 00:18:53,988
Oh.
352
00:18:54,030 --> 00:18:54,863
So do we
353
00:18:56,220 --> 00:18:57,768
need to keep it warm like in one
354
00:18:57,810 --> 00:18:59,118
of those inquisition thingies.
355
00:18:59,160 --> 00:19:00,318
Mm-hmm. - Incubator?
356
00:19:00,360 --> 00:19:01,188
It's what I said.
357
00:19:01,230 --> 00:19:02,478
What do we do when it hatches?
358
00:19:02,520 --> 00:19:04,518
Why are you all talking
like we're keeping it?
359
00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:05,778
My cousin works at a chicken farm.
360
00:19:05,820 --> 00:19:06,738
They have incubators.
361
00:19:06,780 --> 00:19:07,608
Where's that?
362
00:19:07,650 --> 00:19:08,441
Hickory?
363
00:19:08,483 --> 00:19:09,678
That's like four hours away, dude.
364
00:19:09,720 --> 00:19:10,818
You're not serious.
365
00:19:10,860 --> 00:19:12,768
No, it is like four hours.
366
00:19:12,810 --> 00:19:15,138
No, I mean we have to
turn that into the authorities
367
00:19:15,180 --> 00:19:19,128
or animal control or something, like now.
368
00:19:19,170 --> 00:19:21,588
Hey Tess, you don't
think we're really gonna get
369
00:19:21,630 --> 00:19:23,148
in trouble for this, do you?
370
00:19:23,190 --> 00:19:26,178
No Kimmy, Tess is just being paranoid.
371
00:19:26,220 --> 00:19:28,338
You bet your ass we're
gonna get in trouble.
372
00:19:28,380 --> 00:19:31,038
The government will be
here like any minute or worse.
373
00:19:31,080 --> 00:19:32,298
Any second?
374
00:19:32,340 --> 00:19:35,208
The men in black, they
could wipe our minds
375
00:19:35,250 --> 00:19:36,288
or give us fake memories
376
00:19:36,330 --> 00:19:38,763
that drive us crazy when we're old and 40.
377
00:19:39,660 --> 00:19:42,678
We're not turning the egg into anyone.
378
00:19:42,720 --> 00:19:44,328
Why the hell not?
379
00:19:44,370 --> 00:19:45,978
We didn't ask for this to happen,
380
00:19:46,020 --> 00:19:48,078
but it's our responsibility now.
381
00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:49,638
Look at us V.
382
00:19:49,680 --> 00:19:51,153
We can't protect anything.
383
00:19:55,980 --> 00:19:56,813
I,
384
00:19:57,930 --> 00:19:58,763
have to pee.
385
00:20:02,940 --> 00:20:05,226
When you gotta go, you gotta go.
386
00:20:20,100 --> 00:20:21,648
What was the response time?
387
00:20:21,690 --> 00:20:22,938
14 minutes.
388
00:20:22,980 --> 00:20:24,288
You tracked
this thing from space
389
00:20:24,330 --> 00:20:26,598
and you couldn't get here
faster than 14 minutes?
390
00:20:26,640 --> 00:20:29,478
Given the sensitive
nature of your reports,
391
00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:31,488
we felt that helicopters
would cause too much-
392
00:20:31,530 --> 00:20:33,348
I wanna know where it is
393
00:20:33,390 --> 00:20:34,428
and who took it.
394
00:20:34,470 --> 00:20:36,468
We have scans obtained
by one of our technicians.
395
00:20:36,510 --> 00:20:37,668
You know who took it?
396
00:20:37,710 --> 00:20:39,018
No sir.
397
00:20:39,060 --> 00:20:39,851
No?
398
00:20:39,893 --> 00:20:41,928
Well, yes in a general sense,
399
00:20:41,970 --> 00:20:43,698
based on the scans of the footprints,
400
00:20:43,740 --> 00:20:46,638
we believe it's three women or short men.
401
00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:47,643
Three women?
402
00:20:48,510 --> 00:20:50,618
Or short men, plus the driver.
403
00:20:51,493 --> 00:20:52,728
Witnesses?
404
00:20:52,770 --> 00:20:53,881
We detoured all traffic in the area
405
00:20:53,923 --> 00:20:55,968
and local law enforcement has been told
406
00:20:56,010 --> 00:20:58,128
there was a gas line explosion.
407
00:20:58,170 --> 00:20:59,268
What about the local?
408
00:20:59,310 --> 00:21:00,618
Did she see anyone?
409
00:21:00,660 --> 00:21:01,668
Catherine Ledesma.
410
00:21:01,710 --> 00:21:03,752
We had to sedate her
before she was evacuated.
411
00:21:03,794 --> 00:21:05,778
So it's gonna be at least a couple of hours
412
00:21:05,820 --> 00:21:07,518
before she can be questioned.
413
00:21:07,560 --> 00:21:09,648
In the meantime, we have a team searching
414
00:21:09,690 --> 00:21:11,061
for security cameras in the area
415
00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:13,270
that may have caught something.
416
00:21:20,803 --> 00:21:25,803
I'll do you one better.
417
00:22:01,748 --> 00:22:02,539
Fuck.
418
00:22:08,459 --> 00:22:11,376
Guys, I have to tell you something.
419
00:22:14,010 --> 00:22:16,668
Mom, what are you doing here?
420
00:22:16,710 --> 00:22:19,323
Your mom was just telling
us about the explosion.
421
00:22:21,120 --> 00:22:22,023
What explosion?
422
00:22:23,130 --> 00:22:24,843
The one near Mrs. Ledesma's.
423
00:22:26,130 --> 00:22:27,048
I knew it was on your way home,
424
00:22:27,090 --> 00:22:29,273
so I just wanted to
make sure you were okay.
425
00:22:30,300 --> 00:22:32,757
We didn't see an explosion.
426
00:22:34,080 --> 00:22:35,780
Kimmy just said you guys saw it.
427
00:22:38,070 --> 00:22:40,083
Well we more heard it than saw it.
428
00:22:42,480 --> 00:22:44,028
Was anybody hurt?
429
00:22:44,070 --> 00:22:46,188
Yeah, is everything okay?
430
00:22:46,230 --> 00:22:47,658
Not sure.
431
00:22:47,700 --> 00:22:49,518
They're not letting us anywhere near it.
432
00:22:49,560 --> 00:22:51,798
It was some sort of gas line explosion.
433
00:22:51,840 --> 00:22:52,673
They?
434
00:22:54,300 --> 00:22:56,358
I'm just glad you're okay.
435
00:22:56,400 --> 00:22:58,278
Give me.
436
00:22:58,320 --> 00:22:59,153
Really?
437
00:23:00,540 --> 00:23:03,768
You're acting paranoid,
if you are smoking pot,
438
00:23:03,810 --> 00:23:05,633
do not let me find it.
439
00:23:10,770 --> 00:23:12,153
Thanks Mrs. Schaffer.
440
00:23:14,190 --> 00:23:15,798
Did you hear what she just said?
441
00:23:15,840 --> 00:23:17,598
We can smoke pot?
442
00:23:17,640 --> 00:23:19,548
They. Who's they?
443
00:23:19,590 --> 00:23:21,078
G Men.
444
00:23:21,120 --> 00:23:22,578
The Feds.
445
00:23:22,620 --> 00:23:24,198
The Man.
446
00:23:24,240 --> 00:23:26,958
Tess, I'm starting to
buy into your paranoia.
447
00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:28,278
Thank you.
448
00:23:28,320 --> 00:23:31,068
So what were you gonna tell us?
449
00:23:31,110 --> 00:23:32,418
It doesn't matter right now.
450
00:23:32,460 --> 00:23:34,158
I think we should split.
451
00:23:34,200 --> 00:23:35,748
Chicken Farm?
452
00:23:35,790 --> 00:23:36,581
Chicken farm.
453
00:23:36,623 --> 00:23:38,853
I fucking love chickens.
454
00:23:56,730 --> 00:23:58,118
Uh.
455
00:23:58,160 --> 00:23:59,733
Is Violet Schaffer home?
456
00:24:02,190 --> 00:24:03,023
Sheriff!
457
00:24:07,418 --> 00:24:09,468
This should be good.
458
00:24:11,280 --> 00:24:12,071
Ma'am.
459
00:24:12,113 --> 00:24:12,946
Sheriff.
460
00:24:15,240 --> 00:24:16,890
This is your daughter. Correct?
461
00:24:17,926 --> 00:24:19,578
Is she in some kind of trouble?
462
00:24:19,620 --> 00:24:20,411
Ma'am.
463
00:24:20,453 --> 00:24:21,363
Sheriff.
464
00:24:22,290 --> 00:24:24,678
Sheriff. She may have been in contact
465
00:24:24,720 --> 00:24:27,258
with something extremely
dangerous earlier this evening.
466
00:24:27,300 --> 00:24:29,550
It's important we speak
with her immediately.
467
00:24:31,920 --> 00:24:33,543
Gas line my ass.
468
00:24:34,650 --> 00:24:35,613
Violet!
469
00:24:37,230 --> 00:24:38,103
Oh um,
470
00:24:39,240 --> 00:24:40,173
she's not here.
471
00:24:42,550 --> 00:24:44,298
What do you mean she's not here?
472
00:24:44,340 --> 00:24:47,190
Well, her and her friends
took off like 10 minutes ago.
473
00:24:48,660 --> 00:24:49,660
Where did they go?
474
00:24:51,870 --> 00:24:53,038
Uh.
475
00:24:58,313 --> 00:24:59,393
Reduce speed.
476
00:24:59,435 --> 00:25:01,899
♪ I've been fine, but here lately ♪
477
00:25:01,941 --> 00:25:02,732
♪ This doesn't- ♪
478
00:25:02,774 --> 00:25:03,708
Let's name it.
479
00:25:03,750 --> 00:25:04,541
We're not naming it
480
00:25:04,583 --> 00:25:05,958
because we're not keeping it.
481
00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:09,708
Something cool like Gabriel or Jonathan.
482
00:25:09,750 --> 00:25:11,148
I love Jonathan. - Yeah.
483
00:25:11,190 --> 00:25:13,085
We are not naming it Jonathan.
484
00:25:13,127 --> 00:25:13,918
♪ That never- ♪
485
00:25:13,960 --> 00:25:15,018
He'll be safe at the farm.
486
00:25:15,060 --> 00:25:16,788
No one knows we're going there.
487
00:25:16,830 --> 00:25:18,528
Why do you have to leave our phones?
488
00:25:18,570 --> 00:25:20,185
Feds can use it to track us.
489
00:25:20,227 --> 00:25:21,828
♪ Dead-End job- ♪
490
00:25:21,870 --> 00:25:23,415
Guys?
491
00:25:23,457 --> 00:25:24,736
♪ Oh ♪
492
00:25:24,778 --> 00:25:27,918
♪ My name is- ♪
493
00:25:27,960 --> 00:25:29,988
The fuzz. - What do I do?
494
00:25:30,030 --> 00:25:30,821
Keep driving.
495
00:25:30,863 --> 00:25:32,688
Oh my God. Oh my God.
496
00:25:32,730 --> 00:25:33,521
Violet!
497
00:25:33,563 --> 00:25:35,055
Just drive casually.
498
00:25:40,950 --> 00:25:42,150
Are they turning around?
499
00:25:43,528 --> 00:25:44,475
♪ I drive my job- ♪
500
00:25:44,517 --> 00:25:45,848
Nope.
501
00:25:45,890 --> 00:25:47,270
♪ I fill it with it hate ♪
502
00:25:47,312 --> 00:25:48,751
♪ She fills me with joy ♪
503
00:26:04,143 --> 00:26:05,164
What are you doing?
504
00:26:05,206 --> 00:26:06,137
I'm not.
505
00:26:12,980 --> 00:26:15,400
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
506
00:26:27,276 --> 00:26:29,361
What the fuck is that?
507
00:26:29,403 --> 00:26:30,969
Hand over the egg
508
00:26:31,011 --> 00:26:32,360
or be destroyed.
509
00:26:39,263 --> 00:26:40,560
Gun!
510
00:26:42,743 --> 00:26:44,112
Nothing's working.
511
00:26:53,169 --> 00:26:54,157
Kimmy, don't let go!
512
00:26:54,199 --> 00:26:55,116
I got it!
513
00:27:00,131 --> 00:27:00,946
Guys!
514
00:27:04,590 --> 00:27:06,108
Kimmy get back in the car!
515
00:27:06,150 --> 00:27:07,250
Jonathan's slipping!
516
00:27:10,290 --> 00:27:11,478
Can't you stop this thing?
517
00:27:11,520 --> 00:27:13,068
Oh, great idea, Violet!
518
00:27:13,110 --> 00:27:15,203
The car's driving itself.
519
00:27:21,047 --> 00:27:21,838
What happened?
520
00:27:21,880 --> 00:27:22,905
I don't know.
521
00:27:22,947 --> 00:27:24,104
Tess!
522
00:27:27,209 --> 00:27:28,000
Ah!
523
00:27:34,680 --> 00:27:36,903
You see the, uh... Yeah.
524
00:27:38,280 --> 00:27:40,910
Standing in front of the... U-huh.
525
00:27:52,320 --> 00:27:53,153
Hey.
526
00:27:54,480 --> 00:27:55,908
Hey.
527
00:27:55,950 --> 00:27:57,200
Is the egg okay?
528
00:27:59,640 --> 00:28:02,943
You, big eyes, can you still drive?
529
00:28:04,252 --> 00:28:05,808
U-huh.
530
00:28:05,850 --> 00:28:07,158
All right, we
don't have much time.
531
00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:09,093
Follow me and keep close. Got it?
532
00:28:30,870 --> 00:28:32,403
Hey, do you need any help?
533
00:28:33,630 --> 00:28:35,358
Hi. - Hello.
534
00:28:35,400 --> 00:28:37,516
I require your assistance.
535
00:28:48,619 --> 00:28:49,929
So,
536
00:28:52,680 --> 00:28:54,666
who wants to talk first?
537
00:28:59,020 --> 00:29:00,933
You want me to go first?
538
00:29:02,580 --> 00:29:04,638
Yeah, that'd be good.
539
00:29:04,680 --> 00:29:06,453
Okay. My name's Dave.
540
00:29:08,550 --> 00:29:09,453
Hi Dave.
541
00:29:10,620 --> 00:29:12,078
Clearly you have no idea
542
00:29:12,120 --> 00:29:14,153
what you've gotten yourselves into, right?
543
00:29:17,681 --> 00:29:18,472
Right on.
544
00:29:18,514 --> 00:29:19,305
Well,
545
00:29:19,347 --> 00:29:21,330
welcome to the
government's best kept secret.
546
00:29:24,630 --> 00:29:26,268
That egg you're holding is
547
00:29:26,310 --> 00:29:27,333
a Sherba egg.
548
00:29:28,710 --> 00:29:29,543
A Sherba?
549
00:29:30,630 --> 00:29:31,522
What's a Sherba?
550
00:29:31,564 --> 00:29:33,378
I'm a Sherba.
551
00:29:33,420 --> 00:29:35,418
And that Sherba is a female.
552
00:29:35,460 --> 00:29:36,858
The last of our kind.
553
00:29:36,900 --> 00:29:38,418
The last female?
554
00:29:38,460 --> 00:29:40,488
La Ultima Chica, my friend
555
00:29:40,530 --> 00:29:42,018
Jonathan's a girl.
556
00:29:42,060 --> 00:29:43,788
Where are you from?
557
00:29:43,830 --> 00:29:45,498
I mean, I don't wanna assume,
558
00:29:45,540 --> 00:29:48,138
but you're from another planet, right?
559
00:29:48,180 --> 00:29:49,518
A moon actually.
560
00:29:49,560 --> 00:29:51,048
What about that guy that attacked us
561
00:29:51,090 --> 00:29:53,118
with the fucked up eyes?
562
00:29:53,160 --> 00:29:54,438
Mind control.
563
00:29:54,480 --> 00:29:55,758
Probably just the dude at the right place
564
00:29:55,800 --> 00:29:56,778
at the wrong time.
565
00:29:56,820 --> 00:29:58,278
Mind controlled by who?
566
00:29:58,320 --> 00:29:59,740
Bugs.
567
00:29:59,782 --> 00:30:01,068
Bugs?
568
00:30:01,110 --> 00:30:02,610
It's an abbreviation.
569
00:30:03,510 --> 00:30:04,848
Of what?
570
00:30:04,890 --> 00:30:06,828
How's this exposition
working out for you guys?
571
00:30:06,870 --> 00:30:08,298
You wanna keep up the 21 questions
572
00:30:08,340 --> 00:30:09,348
or you would just wanna,
573
00:30:09,390 --> 00:30:11,240
Lord of the Rings prologue this shit?
574
00:30:15,300 --> 00:30:16,250
Prologue is good.
575
00:30:17,160 --> 00:30:19,960
Nearly 300 years
ago they discovered our moon
576
00:30:20,970 --> 00:30:23,838
and bugs are greedy,
blood thirsty parasites
577
00:30:23,880 --> 00:30:25,950
who destroy any world they deem unworthy.
578
00:30:26,825 --> 00:30:28,458
Not entirely like death star style,
579
00:30:28,500 --> 00:30:30,168
but, systematically
580
00:30:30,210 --> 00:30:31,488
by eliminating
581
00:30:31,530 --> 00:30:32,538
the most vulnerable part
582
00:30:32,580 --> 00:30:34,308
of a civilization.
583
00:30:34,350 --> 00:30:35,598
In my case,
584
00:30:35,640 --> 00:30:36,431
they ended
585
00:30:36,473 --> 00:30:37,863
the reproduction of my species.
586
00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:41,328
I've heard horror stories
from other planets,
587
00:30:41,370 --> 00:30:45,123
but if you ask me, their method
for us was pretty fucked up.
588
00:30:46,710 --> 00:30:47,958
We were on the run when my brother
589
00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:49,878
found out he was carrying.
590
00:30:49,920 --> 00:30:50,793
Carrying what?
591
00:30:51,900 --> 00:30:52,800
My niece.
592
00:30:54,540 --> 00:30:56,568
Where I'm from the males give birth.
593
00:30:56,610 --> 00:30:57,468
Word.
594
00:30:57,510 --> 00:31:00,768
So if this is your
brother's kid, where is he?
595
00:31:00,810 --> 00:31:03,305
Does, does he know she's safe?
596
00:31:04,470 --> 00:31:05,898
Well,
597
00:31:05,940 --> 00:31:06,731
if she's here,
598
00:31:06,773 --> 00:31:08,890
that probably means
he didn't have a choice.
599
00:31:11,850 --> 00:31:13,348
I'm sorry.
600
00:31:13,390 --> 00:31:15,408
Yeah, I'm just
glad you all got to her first.
601
00:31:15,450 --> 00:31:16,488
She was supposed to land here,
602
00:31:16,530 --> 00:31:18,318
but I don't imagine my brother had time
603
00:31:18,360 --> 00:31:20,043
to put in exact coordinates.
604
00:31:21,480 --> 00:31:22,698
I have a question.
605
00:31:22,740 --> 00:31:24,258
Shoot.
606
00:31:24,300 --> 00:31:25,518
Why are you here?
607
00:31:25,560 --> 00:31:26,658
Well, I mean,
608
00:31:26,700 --> 00:31:28,428
we thought it was the last
place anyone would look.
609
00:31:28,470 --> 00:31:31,938
At the time, you guys had
just set off an atom bomb.
610
00:31:31,980 --> 00:31:33,813
Oh no, I meant Graham County.
611
00:31:34,710 --> 00:31:35,718
Lots of trees.
612
00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:37,308
Nice neighbors.
613
00:31:37,350 --> 00:31:39,048
You heard of the Graham County Bigfoot?
614
00:31:39,090 --> 00:31:40,030
Yeah.
615
00:31:40,072 --> 00:31:42,022
I'm the Graham County Bigfoot.
616
00:31:43,260 --> 00:31:46,218
Circling back to that
whole atomic bomb thing.
617
00:31:46,260 --> 00:31:48,558
You mean the Atomic bomb?
618
00:31:48,600 --> 00:31:50,838
Oppenheimer himself.
619
00:31:50,880 --> 00:31:53,448
So you've been here since 1945?
620
00:31:53,490 --> 00:31:58,490
We landed in
'47 out in New Mexico.
621
00:31:58,740 --> 00:32:01,008
The Roswell crash, that was you?
622
00:32:01,050 --> 00:32:01,938
Why does everybody make
623
00:32:01,980 --> 00:32:03,428
such a big deal out of that?
624
00:32:03,470 --> 00:32:04,698
I, don't you have a parking job
625
00:32:04,740 --> 00:32:06,426
or two you weren't proud of?
626
00:32:06,468 --> 00:32:08,958
Wait, wait, wait. How old are you?
627
00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:11,328
For like, context purposes?
628
00:32:11,370 --> 00:32:13,278
237, my dude.
629
00:32:13,320 --> 00:32:14,230
Whoa! You look great.
630
00:32:15,430 --> 00:32:16,278
So what happens now?
631
00:32:16,320 --> 00:32:18,858
We give you the egg and
then we can go home, right?
632
00:32:18,900 --> 00:32:21,258
Well it's not quite that simple.
633
00:32:21,300 --> 00:32:23,268
I mean, you four finding
the egg is the best thing
634
00:32:23,310 --> 00:32:24,768
that could have happened.
635
00:32:24,810 --> 00:32:25,788
What do you mean?
636
00:32:25,830 --> 00:32:26,621
There's only
637
00:32:26,663 --> 00:32:28,788
so many places I can go to keep her safe.
638
00:32:28,830 --> 00:32:31,128
Whereas you four can go pretty much
639
00:32:31,170 --> 00:32:32,928
wherever you want without causing,
640
00:32:32,970 --> 00:32:34,712
you know, mass hysteria.
641
00:32:38,809 --> 00:32:41,211
V, can I talk to you for a sec?
642
00:32:41,253 --> 00:32:43,068
What are you talking about?
643
00:32:43,110 --> 00:32:45,108
We found the egg's home.
644
00:32:45,150 --> 00:32:47,778
It's safe and now it's time for us to go.
645
00:32:47,820 --> 00:32:49,788
Were you not listening?
646
00:32:49,830 --> 00:32:51,798
On what planet is it safe?
647
00:32:51,840 --> 00:32:55,038
Exactly. This is so much worse.
648
00:32:55,080 --> 00:32:57,588
We're in the middle of an
intergalactic planetary conflict
649
00:32:57,630 --> 00:33:00,198
that we have nothing to do with.
650
00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:02,478
Dump the egg with the furry and let's go
651
00:33:02,520 --> 00:33:04,248
before our parents freak out.
652
00:33:04,290 --> 00:33:05,568
No.
653
00:33:05,610 --> 00:33:07,458
What do you mean, no?
654
00:33:07,500 --> 00:33:09,678
I'm not abandoning Jonathan.
655
00:33:09,720 --> 00:33:12,858
Jesus Christ V, it's an egg from space!
656
00:33:12,900 --> 00:33:14,340
I don't care!
657
00:33:16,410 --> 00:33:18,288
We didn't ask for this to happen.
658
00:33:18,330 --> 00:33:20,238
I know, Tess.
659
00:33:20,280 --> 00:33:21,348
I'm aware of what it is
660
00:33:21,390 --> 00:33:23,148
and I'm scared and I don't
need you reminding me
661
00:33:23,190 --> 00:33:25,593
every two seconds that
I'm making a mistake.
662
00:33:28,350 --> 00:33:30,333
Why is this so important to you?
663
00:33:34,115 --> 00:33:37,443
If Kimmy and Gertie wanna
go back with you, that's fine.
664
00:33:38,310 --> 00:33:41,193
I'm seeing this through,
with or without you.
665
00:33:51,667 --> 00:33:52,458
You have to go.
666
00:33:52,500 --> 00:33:53,598
Someone's tripped the sensor.
667
00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:54,431
Bugs?
668
00:33:54,473 --> 00:33:56,356
I don't know. You'll need this.
669
00:33:59,257 --> 00:34:00,678
Whoa! - No!
670
00:34:00,720 --> 00:34:02,148
What are you doing?
You're not coming with?
671
00:34:02,190 --> 00:34:03,378
Get it as far as you can.
672
00:34:03,420 --> 00:34:05,928
Some more densely populated
with heavy machinery.
673
00:34:05,970 --> 00:34:07,398
It'll confuse their tracking.
674
00:34:07,440 --> 00:34:09,108
Oh wait, those things are tracking us.
675
00:34:09,150 --> 00:34:10,848
They can track
the egg's incubation band,
676
00:34:10,890 --> 00:34:12,408
if they get a strong enough signal.
677
00:34:12,450 --> 00:34:14,015
Well, can't you just take it off?
678
00:34:14,057 --> 00:34:15,168
I mean, how important is it?
679
00:34:15,210 --> 00:34:17,298
It's the only thing
keeping it from hatching.
680
00:34:17,340 --> 00:34:20,313
And I am not quite ready to
be a parent at the moment.
681
00:34:21,870 --> 00:34:23,598
I promise to keep her safe.
682
00:34:23,640 --> 00:34:24,588
We second that.
683
00:34:24,630 --> 00:34:25,421
Sounds great.
684
00:34:25,463 --> 00:34:26,838
I deem you four the fellowship of the egg.
685
00:34:26,880 --> 00:34:27,959
Let's go, let's go.
686
00:34:28,920 --> 00:34:30,648
I'm not going with you guys.
687
00:34:30,690 --> 00:34:32,418
What? Why not? - Tess?
688
00:34:32,460 --> 00:34:34,728
I'm going home. And you should too.
689
00:34:34,770 --> 00:34:35,668
What about Jonathan?
690
00:34:35,710 --> 00:34:38,538
Guys, it's fine. She can go.
691
00:34:38,580 --> 00:34:40,548
You guys gotta
go now. Just take my car.
692
00:34:40,590 --> 00:34:42,138
I hate to be the bearer of bad news here,
693
00:34:42,180 --> 00:34:44,418
but I don't think any of us
know how to drive a stick.
694
00:34:44,460 --> 00:34:45,678
You could take the van.
695
00:34:45,720 --> 00:34:46,968
I'll find a ride.
696
00:34:47,010 --> 00:34:47,801
Are you sure?
697
00:34:47,843 --> 00:34:50,358
Whatever you
guys are gonna do, do it now.
698
00:34:50,400 --> 00:34:51,503
Come on.
699
00:34:55,470 --> 00:34:56,759
Wait!
700
00:35:00,660 --> 00:35:02,060
You don't wanna forget this.
701
00:35:03,360 --> 00:35:04,193
Get home safe.
702
00:35:05,070 --> 00:35:06,137
I will.
703
00:35:17,790 --> 00:35:20,178
Holy fuck!
704
00:35:20,220 --> 00:35:21,648
Kid, you gotta get outta here.
705
00:35:21,690 --> 00:35:23,178
Don't move! - Shit!
706
00:35:23,220 --> 00:35:24,823
Lemme see your hands!
707
00:35:27,259 --> 00:35:28,368
Dave?
708
00:35:28,410 --> 00:35:30,062
Hey buddy.
709
00:35:32,520 --> 00:35:34,353
Where in the hell is my daughter?
710
00:35:38,490 --> 00:35:39,828
What the hell is that thing?
711
00:35:39,870 --> 00:35:41,238
What's up?
712
00:35:41,280 --> 00:35:42,588
What did she say to you?
713
00:35:42,630 --> 00:35:44,118
Why would she bail on us?
714
00:35:44,160 --> 00:35:45,138
Look, I don't blame her.
715
00:35:45,180 --> 00:35:48,138
I wouldn't call this an
ideal Saturday night.
716
00:35:48,180 --> 00:35:49,998
What are you talking about?
717
00:35:50,040 --> 00:35:51,588
We're a couple of gals out saving
718
00:35:51,630 --> 00:35:53,718
an alien race from extinction.
719
00:35:53,760 --> 00:35:55,355
What's not ideal, V?
720
00:35:57,750 --> 00:35:59,238
Uh, hey hun,
721
00:35:59,280 --> 00:36:01,968
don't power on the ray
gun while we're in the car.
722
00:36:02,010 --> 00:36:03,393
You might kill us all.
723
00:36:06,060 --> 00:36:07,698
Do you know where you're going?
724
00:36:07,740 --> 00:36:10,998
Sit back and relax babes,
with me at the wheel,
725
00:36:11,040 --> 00:36:12,746
you got nothing to worry about.
726
00:36:20,310 --> 00:36:21,143
Well.
727
00:36:22,860 --> 00:36:23,906
Shit.
728
00:36:26,641 --> 00:36:27,474
Ow.
729
00:36:28,490 --> 00:36:30,708
Where is my daughter?
730
00:36:30,750 --> 00:36:31,938
I don't know.
731
00:36:31,980 --> 00:36:33,243
They left me behind.
732
00:36:34,350 --> 00:36:35,778
Violet left you behind?
733
00:36:35,820 --> 00:36:36,653
Yes!
734
00:36:38,370 --> 00:36:39,198
No.
735
00:36:39,240 --> 00:36:43,188
I was afraid that something
like this would happen or worse.
736
00:36:43,230 --> 00:36:45,198
So you let your best friend,
737
00:36:45,240 --> 00:36:47,718
my baby, just run off into the night
738
00:36:47,760 --> 00:36:50,544
with dangerous property you
just stole from the government.
739
00:36:50,586 --> 00:36:51,768
From the government?
740
00:36:51,810 --> 00:36:53,718
We didn't steal anything.
741
00:36:53,760 --> 00:36:56,433
We saved it. Violet saved it.
742
00:36:58,920 --> 00:37:00,243
Okay, you know what,
743
00:37:02,220 --> 00:37:03,920
just tell me where they're headed.
744
00:37:05,520 --> 00:37:07,323
Respectfully Mrs. Shaffer,
745
00:37:08,370 --> 00:37:09,813
I ain't no snitch.
746
00:37:12,030 --> 00:37:14,313
Are you fucking kidding me right now?
747
00:37:18,300 --> 00:37:21,048
Okay. That's great. That's great.
748
00:37:21,090 --> 00:37:23,890
We'll just see what your
parents say when they get here.
749
00:37:25,680 --> 00:37:27,378
You called my parents?
750
00:37:27,420 --> 00:37:28,323
Yes I did.
751
00:37:31,290 --> 00:37:32,740
Are you fucking kidding me?
752
00:37:35,130 --> 00:37:37,083
Have you met my parents?
753
00:37:38,970 --> 00:37:40,128
Yes, I've met your parents.
754
00:37:40,170 --> 00:37:41,003
I met them
755
00:37:42,780 --> 00:37:44,530
at a back to school night, I think.
756
00:37:49,740 --> 00:37:52,038
Oh my God. What's the matter? What?
757
00:37:52,080 --> 00:37:54,287
They're gonna kill me.
758
00:37:54,329 --> 00:37:55,791
They're not gonna kill you.
759
00:37:55,833 --> 00:37:57,918
I, I didn't even call 'em.
760
00:37:57,960 --> 00:37:58,968
You don't understand.
761
00:37:59,010 --> 00:38:02,508
I, I can't be the problematic one.
762
00:38:02,550 --> 00:38:04,128
They don't even talk to my sister anymore
763
00:38:04,170 --> 00:38:06,738
'cause they caught her watching porn.
764
00:38:06,780 --> 00:38:08,380
What are they going to do to me?
765
00:38:09,600 --> 00:38:11,538
I never do anything wrong.
766
00:38:11,580 --> 00:38:12,558
I don't smoke.
767
00:38:12,600 --> 00:38:13,391
I don't drink.
768
00:38:13,433 --> 00:38:15,198
I don't talk to cute boys I like.
769
00:38:15,240 --> 00:38:16,293
Honey. Why?
770
00:38:17,162 --> 00:38:21,138
My mom's a lawyer. My
dad's a fucking psychiatrist.
771
00:38:21,180 --> 00:38:22,548
One of them cross-examining me
772
00:38:22,590 --> 00:38:25,083
while the other one's
reading my body language.
773
00:38:26,730 --> 00:38:29,748
They disapprove of everything that I love.
774
00:38:29,790 --> 00:38:31,518
My dad almost gave himself a hernia
775
00:38:31,560 --> 00:38:34,688
when I went to with the
boy who wasn't Jewish.
776
00:38:36,180 --> 00:38:37,908
I should have gone with V.
777
00:38:37,950 --> 00:38:38,979
I wanted to.
778
00:38:39,021 --> 00:38:42,012
All I could think about
was my fucking parents.
779
00:38:42,054 --> 00:38:43,779
Oh.
780
00:38:43,821 --> 00:38:45,361
Come here. Come here.
781
00:38:48,450 --> 00:38:50,148
You're tracking the egg, how?
782
00:38:50,190 --> 00:38:51,798
You gave your word.
783
00:38:51,840 --> 00:38:53,208
You wouldn't get involved.
784
00:38:53,250 --> 00:38:55,308
Your brother wanted a fail safe.
785
00:38:55,350 --> 00:38:57,108
What fail safe?
786
00:38:57,150 --> 00:38:59,658
In case you couldn't protect it.
787
00:38:59,700 --> 00:39:01,578
I'm sorry, but clearly you can't.
788
00:39:01,620 --> 00:39:03,078
You should be sorry.
789
00:39:03,120 --> 00:39:05,508
Gambling on the fate of my species.
790
00:39:05,550 --> 00:39:07,308
We could make more Dave.
791
00:39:07,350 --> 00:39:09,048
By murdering her!
792
00:39:09,090 --> 00:39:10,308
We don't know that.
793
00:39:10,350 --> 00:39:12,948
There's a high probability
the egg would survive.
794
00:39:12,990 --> 00:39:16,008
It's not your job to decide.
795
00:39:16,050 --> 00:39:17,943
Government has already decided.
796
00:39:19,140 --> 00:39:20,613
And so did your brother.
797
00:39:23,010 --> 00:39:24,108
When are you gonna realize
798
00:39:24,150 --> 00:39:26,538
that this is bigger than you and me?
799
00:39:26,580 --> 00:39:28,053
Bigger than your brother.
800
00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:32,250
Your dad was
the first human we met.
801
00:39:33,570 --> 00:39:34,998
He was kind.
802
00:39:35,040 --> 00:39:36,738
Don't. - And he was honest.
803
00:39:36,780 --> 00:39:37,571
Don't.
804
00:39:37,613 --> 00:39:39,423
You can't hold him over me like this.
805
00:39:40,710 --> 00:39:42,978
You may have known him,
but he was my fucking dad.
806
00:39:43,020 --> 00:39:44,120
That's right.
807
00:39:46,600 --> 00:39:48,003
And I think he'd be ashamed.
808
00:39:49,560 --> 00:39:50,393
Coward.
809
00:39:51,630 --> 00:39:52,463
Agent Howell?
810
00:39:55,920 --> 00:39:57,420
I have a witness to talk to.
811
00:40:01,800 --> 00:40:04,519
Hey, be nice to that girl.
812
00:40:12,180 --> 00:40:14,530
I need two agents to
meet me at the back gate
813
00:40:18,840 --> 00:40:20,710
and bring one prep kit
814
00:40:23,040 --> 00:40:24,093
and a diet coke.
815
00:40:25,860 --> 00:40:28,068
All right, spill the beans.
816
00:40:28,110 --> 00:40:30,048
Tell me the story between you and a
817
00:40:30,090 --> 00:40:32,118
secret agent man over there.
818
00:40:32,160 --> 00:40:33,138
Oh, you mean
819
00:40:33,180 --> 00:40:35,730
besides the fact that he
wants to dissect my niece?
820
00:40:37,396 --> 00:40:38,229
Sheesh.
821
00:40:39,330 --> 00:40:40,578
Sounds like a great guy.
822
00:40:40,620 --> 00:40:41,493
Oh yeah.
823
00:40:43,265 --> 00:40:44,358
I don't know.
824
00:40:44,400 --> 00:40:46,908
Yeah, I should give him some slack.
825
00:40:46,950 --> 00:40:48,288
Why is that?
826
00:40:48,330 --> 00:40:49,880
Ah, his dad just died.
827
00:40:51,630 --> 00:40:54,303
You two, like really know each other.
828
00:40:55,410 --> 00:40:56,868
Yeah.
829
00:40:56,910 --> 00:40:58,053
Pop was a good guy.
830
00:40:58,920 --> 00:40:59,808
Big shoes to fill.
831
00:40:59,850 --> 00:41:00,683
Hmm.
832
00:41:02,250 --> 00:41:03,558
I should have called,
833
00:41:03,600 --> 00:41:05,403
but, you know how it is.
834
00:41:07,500 --> 00:41:10,058
Yeah, I know how it is.
835
00:41:14,040 --> 00:41:14,873
Sheriff?
836
00:41:15,853 --> 00:41:17,568
All right, when I come back,
837
00:41:17,610 --> 00:41:18,401
you're gonna tell me
838
00:41:18,443 --> 00:41:20,180
about my daughter's involvement in this.
839
00:41:21,630 --> 00:41:22,713
Oh, hey!
840
00:41:24,060 --> 00:41:25,353
Congrats grandma!
841
00:41:28,075 --> 00:41:31,255
Huh, fricking asshole, Jesus Christ.
842
00:41:33,480 --> 00:41:34,544
Oh,
843
00:41:34,586 --> 00:41:36,513
shit, she doesn't know.
844
00:41:38,647 --> 00:41:39,858
Push!
845
00:41:39,900 --> 00:41:41,156
I'm pushing!
846
00:41:47,700 --> 00:41:48,918
See if anyone's here.
847
00:41:48,960 --> 00:41:50,148
I'll check.
848
00:41:50,190 --> 00:41:52,008
Oh, but just try to be discreet.
849
00:41:52,050 --> 00:41:53,250
We're trying to lay low.
850
00:41:55,740 --> 00:41:57,588
Hello!
851
00:41:57,630 --> 00:41:59,583
We have a car that needs to be fixed.
852
00:42:01,043 --> 00:42:02,883
Gertie, that's not discreet.
853
00:42:09,630 --> 00:42:11,868
What's with the banging man?
854
00:42:11,910 --> 00:42:14,238
Are you a mechanic?
855
00:42:14,280 --> 00:42:16,455
Yeah. What do you want?
856
00:42:16,497 --> 00:42:18,858
Well, do you sell industrial printers?
857
00:42:18,900 --> 00:42:20,028
What the fuck do you think we want?
858
00:42:20,070 --> 00:42:21,033
Our car broke down.
859
00:42:22,260 --> 00:42:23,760
What the hell is that thing?
860
00:42:24,660 --> 00:42:25,728
Sir, can you help us or not?
861
00:42:25,770 --> 00:42:26,970
We're kind of in a rush.
862
00:42:31,264 --> 00:42:33,898
Absolutely not.
863
00:42:33,940 --> 00:42:36,108
That is the worst idea I've ever heard.
864
00:42:36,150 --> 00:42:38,883
It actually is something
we do all the time.
865
00:42:39,750 --> 00:42:41,838
It's more humane for us
to wipe someone's memory
866
00:42:41,880 --> 00:42:43,458
than to just let them live
867
00:42:43,500 --> 00:42:47,217
after experiencing something
like an alien abduction.
868
00:42:50,430 --> 00:42:52,248
What you're na,
869
00:42:52,290 --> 00:42:53,890
you're not gonna wipe my memory,
870
00:42:56,280 --> 00:42:57,113
are you?
871
00:42:58,500 --> 00:42:59,583
Yes, we are.
872
00:43:02,520 --> 00:43:05,369
Are there any long-term side effects?
873
00:43:05,411 --> 00:43:09,438
Rarely.
874
00:43:12,313 --> 00:43:13,146
Great.
875
00:43:16,950 --> 00:43:17,988
Where's the girl?
876
00:43:18,030 --> 00:43:20,523
Ah, just leave
the girl out of it, Hal!
877
00:43:21,579 --> 00:43:22,848
You are this close,
878
00:43:22,890 --> 00:43:25,128
this close to being locked up in a lab.
879
00:43:25,170 --> 00:43:27,858
Ah, munch me ya knob jockey.
880
00:43:30,360 --> 00:43:31,488
Sir, the girl,
881
00:43:31,530 --> 00:43:32,363
she's gone.
882
00:43:33,720 --> 00:43:35,367
Why are you smoking?
883
00:43:35,409 --> 00:43:37,293
My bad?
884
00:43:38,220 --> 00:43:40,578
Put out an a APB on
the girl and her friends.
885
00:43:40,620 --> 00:43:41,491
I wanna make sure-
886
00:43:41,533 --> 00:43:42,646
Hey!
887
00:43:42,688 --> 00:43:44,628
You listen to me now
and hear me later, city boy,
888
00:43:44,670 --> 00:43:46,188
I don't give a flying fuck
889
00:43:46,230 --> 00:43:48,828
about what you think
you have jurisdiction over!
890
00:43:48,870 --> 00:43:49,908
But... That is my daughter
891
00:43:49,950 --> 00:43:52,875
and her friends that you
have wrapped up in all of this.
892
00:43:52,917 --> 00:43:54,438
And I swear to God,
893
00:43:54,480 --> 00:43:56,778
you so much as such a hair on their heads
894
00:43:56,820 --> 00:43:58,623
and I will fucking end you!
895
00:43:59,910 --> 00:44:00,963
Do you understand me?
896
00:44:03,480 --> 00:44:04,313
Yes ma'am.
897
00:44:06,419 --> 00:44:07,743
Sheriff.
898
00:44:14,550 --> 00:44:16,963
I don't know
about you, but I am moist.
899
00:44:20,850 --> 00:44:21,683
Hmm.
900
00:44:22,590 --> 00:44:24,290
Hmm as in you know what's wrong?
901
00:44:25,170 --> 00:44:26,868
Your radiator cap flew off.
902
00:44:26,910 --> 00:44:28,683
Probably wasn't screwed on right.
903
00:44:29,520 --> 00:44:30,708
Well, that's no big deal.
904
00:44:30,750 --> 00:44:32,148
Easy fix, right?
905
00:44:32,190 --> 00:44:33,828
Easy as the day is long.
906
00:44:33,870 --> 00:44:36,108
Have you back on the
road in like 30 minutes.
907
00:44:36,150 --> 00:44:37,278
Great. - Woo.
908
00:44:37,320 --> 00:44:38,229
How much?
909
00:44:38,271 --> 00:44:39,104
Uh,
910
00:44:39,955 --> 00:44:40,998
600.
911
00:44:41,040 --> 00:44:41,831
Uh.
912
00:44:41,873 --> 00:44:42,948
What?
913
00:44:42,990 --> 00:44:44,388
Maybe I didn't hear you right buddy.
914
00:44:44,430 --> 00:44:45,723
Say that one more time.
915
00:44:46,650 --> 00:44:49,578
Oh, y'all being in
such a rush, that's extra.
916
00:44:49,620 --> 00:44:51,798
Plus you need a part
that I'm in short supply of,
917
00:44:51,840 --> 00:44:53,388
that's extra.
918
00:44:53,430 --> 00:44:55,218
The right coolant, that's extra.
919
00:44:55,260 --> 00:44:57,948
And the fact that I should
be sleeping right now
920
00:44:57,990 --> 00:45:01,128
instead of dealing with
you three, that's extra.
921
00:45:01,170 --> 00:45:02,868
I'll show you extra.
922
00:45:02,910 --> 00:45:04,578
If you don't have the money, that's fine.
923
00:45:04,620 --> 00:45:06,918
I'd be happy to roll
your shit box to the curb.
924
00:45:06,960 --> 00:45:08,418
Free of charge.
925
00:45:08,460 --> 00:45:09,828
You can't leave us stranded.
926
00:45:09,870 --> 00:45:11,118
We'll report you.
927
00:45:11,160 --> 00:45:12,558
To who?
928
00:45:12,600 --> 00:45:14,268
You gonna bitch on Yelp.
929
00:45:14,310 --> 00:45:16,638
Newsflash. This is a mechanic.
930
00:45:16,680 --> 00:45:18,153
Nobody's happy here.
931
00:45:19,770 --> 00:45:20,603
Now get out.
932
00:45:21,480 --> 00:45:22,758
Nerd.
933
00:45:22,800 --> 00:45:23,633
Say what?
934
00:45:24,784 --> 00:45:26,873
Journey of sorcerers.
935
00:45:30,120 --> 00:45:31,038
So?
936
00:45:31,080 --> 00:45:32,433
So, ya any good?
937
00:45:34,964 --> 00:45:38,328
You dare question my
skills in my own domain.
938
00:45:38,370 --> 00:45:40,743
Well, charisma's,
obviously your dump stat.
939
00:45:41,610 --> 00:45:43,188
That sounds like a challenge.
940
00:45:43,230 --> 00:45:45,708
Hmm, let's call it a bet, skittle-tits.
941
00:45:45,750 --> 00:45:47,778
One hour, and I'll give
you the greatest campaign
942
00:45:47,820 --> 00:45:50,058
you've ever experienced, hands down.
943
00:45:50,100 --> 00:45:51,258
Gertie, what are you doing?
944
00:45:51,300 --> 00:45:54,198
You know, one shot
that's literally impossible.
945
00:45:54,240 --> 00:45:56,238
Plus you're going off
on my personal opinion.
946
00:45:56,280 --> 00:45:57,888
Bet me, bitch!
947
00:45:57,930 --> 00:45:58,721
Fine.
948
00:45:58,763 --> 00:46:00,353
We don't have time for this.
949
00:46:00,395 --> 00:46:04,248
When I win, I get to keep the shit box.
950
00:46:04,290 --> 00:46:05,127
Fine.
951
00:46:05,169 --> 00:46:07,248
No Gertie, I'm not gonna let you do this.
952
00:46:07,290 --> 00:46:08,081
Not right now.
953
00:46:08,123 --> 00:46:08,914
Violet, you have to trust me.
954
00:46:08,956 --> 00:46:09,747
I know what I'm doing.
955
00:46:09,789 --> 00:46:10,608
But this guy's not gonna let you-
956
00:46:10,650 --> 00:46:11,483
Violet!
957
00:46:13,170 --> 00:46:15,648
When I win, which I will.
958
00:46:15,690 --> 00:46:17,058
You fix the ride.
959
00:46:17,100 --> 00:46:17,988
Give her a tune up
960
00:46:18,030 --> 00:46:20,604
and I dunno, check the tire pressure.
961
00:46:20,646 --> 00:46:21,593
And disable parental control.
962
00:46:21,635 --> 00:46:23,928
And disable parental speed control.
963
00:46:23,970 --> 00:46:25,128
A tuneup?
964
00:46:25,170 --> 00:46:25,961
Yeah.
965
00:46:26,003 --> 00:46:28,844
That's extra, for being a dick.
966
00:46:32,100 --> 00:46:33,241
Deal.
967
00:46:44,430 --> 00:46:46,038
Hey kid!
968
00:46:46,080 --> 00:46:47,430
I need to borrow your bike.
969
00:46:49,980 --> 00:46:51,318
Sure.
970
00:46:51,360 --> 00:46:52,578
Really?
971
00:46:52,620 --> 00:46:54,948
If he buy us some White
Claws then, it's yours.
972
00:46:54,990 --> 00:46:57,258
White claws? What
are you rushing a sorority?
973
00:46:57,300 --> 00:46:59,508
He has a gluten allergy.
974
00:46:59,550 --> 00:47:00,438
Okay, well I don't have any money
975
00:47:00,480 --> 00:47:02,298
and I'm kind of short on time, so.
976
00:47:02,340 --> 00:47:03,173
Then no bike.
977
00:47:04,996 --> 00:47:06,603
I'll, I'll show you my tits.
978
00:47:09,300 --> 00:47:10,133
Fine.
979
00:47:18,360 --> 00:47:19,593
So no White Claws then?
980
00:47:22,200 --> 00:47:25,270
Move over, you fucking homeschooler.
981
00:47:28,752 --> 00:47:30,391
Later assholes!
982
00:47:34,227 --> 00:47:36,498
You can confirm it's them.
983
00:47:36,540 --> 00:47:39,153
No, tail them if they
leave, but do not engage.
984
00:47:40,140 --> 00:47:41,808
I want a team posted outside that garage
985
00:47:41,850 --> 00:47:43,128
with heavy artillery.
986
00:47:43,170 --> 00:47:44,003
Tell them to-
987
00:47:51,810 --> 00:47:54,828
Where are Dave and the Sheriff?
988
00:47:54,870 --> 00:47:55,661
Well, they said,
989
00:47:55,703 --> 00:47:57,580
that you said they could take the car.
990
00:47:58,830 --> 00:48:00,438
They said that,
991
00:48:00,480 --> 00:48:01,593
I said,
992
00:48:02,470 --> 00:48:03,470
and you let them take the car?
993
00:48:08,290 --> 00:48:10,488
Yeah, you're
a fun cop. I like you.
994
00:48:10,530 --> 00:48:11,373
Thrilling.
995
00:48:12,270 --> 00:48:13,478
Maybe you can tell me what
my daughter is supposed
996
00:48:13,520 --> 00:48:15,768
to be doing with this
997
00:48:15,810 --> 00:48:16,638
egg thing.
998
00:48:16,680 --> 00:48:19,548
Well, that egg thing is my niece
999
00:48:19,590 --> 00:48:21,918
and your daughter is
1000
00:48:21,960 --> 00:48:23,613
the only thing keeping her safe.
1001
00:48:25,980 --> 00:48:27,438
Oh man, I hate to burst your bubble,
1002
00:48:27,480 --> 00:48:29,938
but
1003
00:48:29,980 --> 00:48:32,253
my daughter can't even keep a plant alive.
1004
00:48:33,720 --> 00:48:34,553
Hmm.
1005
00:48:37,350 --> 00:48:38,568
What?
1006
00:48:38,610 --> 00:48:39,738
Nothing.
1007
00:48:39,780 --> 00:48:41,069
No, you Hmm'd.
1008
00:48:41,111 --> 00:48:43,038
You did a Hmm. What's the, Hmm?
1009
00:48:43,080 --> 00:48:44,943
It is not my place.
1010
00:48:47,730 --> 00:48:49,617
You have got to be kidding me.
1011
00:48:50,492 --> 00:48:51,283
What?
1012
00:48:51,325 --> 00:48:52,638
Yeah, I am a single mom,
1013
00:48:52,680 --> 00:48:53,598
all right, yeah.
1014
00:48:53,640 --> 00:48:55,608
Okay, but I make it work.
1015
00:48:55,650 --> 00:48:58,263
I do not need parenting advice from a,
1016
00:48:59,460 --> 00:49:01,248
I don't even know what the hell you are.
1017
00:49:01,290 --> 00:49:03,498
No, no, no, no, no, no. I,
1018
00:49:03,540 --> 00:49:05,043
I think you're a great mom.
1019
00:49:07,770 --> 00:49:08,598
Right?
1020
00:49:08,640 --> 00:49:09,558
Fuck yeah.
1021
00:49:09,600 --> 00:49:12,648
I mean, Violet's the shit!
1022
00:49:12,690 --> 00:49:14,493
She's out there risking her life,
1023
00:49:15,900 --> 00:49:19,398
you know, totally non-life threatening way
1024
00:49:19,440 --> 00:49:20,673
for my niece.
1025
00:49:22,080 --> 00:49:24,780
That's not hard to understand
where she got that from.
1026
00:49:28,980 --> 00:49:29,813
Thank you.
1027
00:49:35,550 --> 00:49:37,650
What did you mean by that Grandma comment?
1028
00:49:39,360 --> 00:49:41,510
It's so hot on this car right now.
1029
00:49:58,339 --> 00:49:59,172
Wow.
1030
00:50:00,390 --> 00:50:02,238
Forget everything you think you know
1031
00:50:02,280 --> 00:50:03,648
about Journey of Sorcerers,
1032
00:50:03,690 --> 00:50:06,198
you piss drinking product of incest.
1033
00:50:06,240 --> 00:50:07,308
Everything?
1034
00:50:07,350 --> 00:50:08,553
Everything.
1035
00:50:10,521 --> 00:50:12,228
Name?
1036
00:50:12,270 --> 00:50:13,103
Owen.
1037
00:50:13,980 --> 00:50:16,113
Your character name nuts-skin.
1038
00:50:18,840 --> 00:50:22,443
Athos, ranger from the forest of ruin.
1039
00:50:24,510 --> 00:50:28,443
Our tail begins on the
outskirts of the forest of ruin.
1040
00:50:29,610 --> 00:50:32,223
The sun has set to the
night of a crescent moon.
1041
00:50:33,690 --> 00:50:36,918
The air is crisp with the promise of fall.
1042
00:50:36,960 --> 00:50:40,008
The night hums with the
peaceful sounds of crickets
1043
00:50:40,050 --> 00:50:41,770
and other nocturnal insects
1044
00:50:42,690 --> 00:50:45,868
with the occasional howl
of a wolf in the distance.
1045
00:50:47,460 --> 00:50:50,163
The gear of a ranger is
scattered across the campsite.
1046
00:50:51,630 --> 00:50:52,593
Athos.
1047
00:50:55,170 --> 00:50:58,068
Coal smolder beneath a cauldron,
1048
00:50:58,110 --> 00:51:00,660
cooking what little rabbit
you have left in a stew.
1049
00:51:01,800 --> 00:51:03,828
Your stomach growls.
1050
00:51:03,870 --> 00:51:06,588
You haven't seen a
woodland creature in days
1051
00:51:06,630 --> 00:51:08,448
and your hunger has blinded you
1052
00:51:08,490 --> 00:51:10,188
to the growing evil brewing
1053
00:51:10,230 --> 00:51:12,710
in the forest you've sworn to protect.
1054
00:51:16,723 --> 00:51:18,858
You gaze across the tree line.
1055
00:51:18,900 --> 00:51:20,838
Your instincts tell you
to keep your guard up,
1056
00:51:20,880 --> 00:51:23,073
but your stomach has other plans.
1057
00:51:25,080 --> 00:51:26,163
Someone approaches.
1058
00:51:27,870 --> 00:51:28,661
Kimmy?
1059
00:51:28,703 --> 00:51:31,218
If you would care to describe
your character, please.
1060
00:51:31,260 --> 00:51:32,253
Oh um,
1061
00:51:33,180 --> 00:51:34,013
I'm Puck
1062
00:51:34,977 --> 00:51:37,233
Puck?
1063
00:51:38,160 --> 00:51:41,163
Y-Yeah and I'm small, but I'm tough.
1064
00:51:43,050 --> 00:51:44,748
Very well, Violet.
1065
00:51:44,790 --> 00:51:46,738
Care to describe your character?
1066
00:51:47,640 --> 00:51:51,468
My name is Jadora, a half elf-barbarian.
1067
00:51:51,510 --> 00:51:52,889
Which half?
1068
00:52:01,205 --> 00:52:03,198
Owh! Asswipe!
1069
00:52:03,240 --> 00:52:05,573
We're looking for a
ranger. Have you seen one?
1070
00:52:07,860 --> 00:52:09,498
He is a ranger, remember?
1071
00:52:09,540 --> 00:52:10,683
His name is Athos.
1072
00:52:11,520 --> 00:52:13,128
Yeah, but we don't know that yet.
1073
00:52:13,170 --> 00:52:15,004
We have to follow the campaign.
1074
00:52:15,046 --> 00:52:17,093
Oh right.
1075
00:52:17,135 --> 00:52:19,308
Who are you?
1076
00:52:19,350 --> 00:52:20,701
I'm a,
1077
00:52:20,743 --> 00:52:21,576
a ranger.
1078
00:52:22,920 --> 00:52:24,213
My name is Athos.
1079
00:52:26,130 --> 00:52:26,963
Prove it.
1080
00:52:28,380 --> 00:52:30,303
Could you at least untie me first?
1081
00:52:32,550 --> 00:52:33,550
I don't trust him.
1082
00:52:39,540 --> 00:52:40,373
I trust him.
1083
00:52:41,460 --> 00:52:42,918
He seems
1084
00:52:42,960 --> 00:52:43,793
nice.
1085
00:52:45,207 --> 00:52:47,178
And I thought you guys
were pressed on time.
1086
00:52:47,220 --> 00:52:50,328
This campaign ain't
exactly panty dropping yet.
1087
00:52:50,370 --> 00:52:51,528
Good point.
1088
00:52:51,570 --> 00:52:55,022
Violet, roll a strength
check with disadvantage.
1089
00:52:57,060 --> 00:52:58,128
18.
1090
00:52:58,170 --> 00:52:59,448
Perfect.
1091
00:52:59,490 --> 00:53:00,768
You see the veins start
1092
00:53:00,810 --> 00:53:03,888
to bulge on your Jadora's
neck as she tears the rope
1093
00:53:03,930 --> 00:53:06,573
that binds you clean in two.
1094
00:53:11,190 --> 00:53:12,918
Thanks for that.
1095
00:53:12,960 --> 00:53:14,928
Don't get all mushy on me Athos,
1096
00:53:14,970 --> 00:53:17,223
if you're actually the
one we're looking for.
1097
00:53:17,265 --> 00:53:18,468
Well, for the record,
1098
00:53:18,510 --> 00:53:20,163
I would've just offered you aid.
1099
00:53:21,210 --> 00:53:22,420
I'm a ranger, it's
1100
00:53:23,340 --> 00:53:25,458
literally what I've sworn to do.
1101
00:53:25,500 --> 00:53:27,048
Goblin piss.
1102
00:53:27,090 --> 00:53:29,298
See, I told you he was a good guy.
1103
00:53:29,340 --> 00:53:30,918
I'm puck. I'm full of luck
1104
00:53:30,960 --> 00:53:32,860
and grumpy gills over here, is Jadora.
1105
00:53:34,290 --> 00:53:36,018
How'd you find me anyways?
1106
00:53:36,060 --> 00:53:37,938
They had a guide.
1107
00:53:37,980 --> 00:53:39,708
From the forest emerges,
1108
00:53:39,750 --> 00:53:44,148
a squatty gnome with a pointy hat, a beard,
1109
00:53:44,190 --> 00:53:46,443
and he's holding an obnoxiously large map.
1110
00:53:47,370 --> 00:53:49,173
My name is Saterri.
1111
00:53:50,250 --> 00:53:51,828
Don't let the hat fool you.
1112
00:53:51,870 --> 00:53:55,093
I'm good with maps and I get around.
1113
00:53:56,580 --> 00:53:57,708
Gross.
1114
00:53:57,750 --> 00:53:59,388
Let's hurry this up.
1115
00:53:59,430 --> 00:54:00,568
What's the job?
1116
00:54:00,610 --> 00:54:01,968
We're on a quest
1117
00:54:02,010 --> 00:54:04,668
unlike any you've ever embarked on before.
1118
00:54:04,710 --> 00:54:05,688
It's very dangerous
1119
00:54:05,730 --> 00:54:09,473
and we're in need of a ranger
who knows his way around.
1120
00:54:09,515 --> 00:54:11,295
I thought you were good with maps?
1121
00:54:11,337 --> 00:54:13,518
I'm a gnome, not a psychic.
1122
00:54:13,560 --> 00:54:15,010
Okay, let's get on with it.
1123
00:54:16,320 --> 00:54:18,798
I've been tracking a
group of rogue sorcerers,
1124
00:54:18,840 --> 00:54:22,038
set on opening a portal
to another dimension.
1125
00:54:22,080 --> 00:54:23,568
I'm in need of a group of fighters
1126
00:54:23,610 --> 00:54:25,398
who are quick on their feet
1127
00:54:25,440 --> 00:54:28,623
and can help me infiltrate
the location of that portal.
1128
00:54:29,580 --> 00:54:30,857
What's it for me?
1129
00:54:32,220 --> 00:54:34,878
Other than stopping cosmic chaos
1130
00:54:34,920 --> 00:54:36,813
and the world's possible destruction?
1131
00:54:39,180 --> 00:54:42,498
Reputation, and a fair amount of coin.
1132
00:54:42,540 --> 00:54:43,893
500 platinum.
1133
00:54:44,850 --> 00:54:45,747
Deal.
1134
00:54:50,430 --> 00:54:51,903
Let's get a move on then.
1135
00:54:53,190 --> 00:54:54,678
What say you Athos?
1136
00:54:54,720 --> 00:54:56,193
Fancy saving the world?
1137
00:54:59,370 --> 00:55:00,798
I suppose.
1138
00:55:00,840 --> 00:55:03,468
Can I see the map? - What now?
1139
00:55:03,510 --> 00:55:04,343
Mm-hmm.
1140
00:55:05,760 --> 00:55:07,068
Sure.
1141
00:55:07,110 --> 00:55:07,943
Roll.
1142
00:55:14,400 --> 00:55:15,798
And an arrow flies
1143
00:55:15,840 --> 00:55:19,369
through the trees killing
Saterri immediately.
1144
00:55:21,750 --> 00:55:24,513
Wow, we're off to a great start.
1145
00:55:32,191 --> 00:55:34,819
♪ I've been quiet but lately ♪
1146
00:55:34,861 --> 00:55:37,629
♪ Just joshing, cravings
make me feel sick ♪
1147
00:55:37,671 --> 00:55:40,406
♪ No rocking roll baby
1148
00:55:40,448 --> 00:55:41,768
♪ Was fun to me ♪
1149
00:55:43,740 --> 00:55:44,868
♪ My parents- ♪
1150
00:55:44,910 --> 00:55:46,428
Alright, would you like a bag for that?
1151
00:55:46,470 --> 00:55:47,553
Na, no.
1152
00:55:48,603 --> 00:55:50,013
Hey, hey, wait.
1153
00:55:53,100 --> 00:55:54,423
Do you drink coffee?
1154
00:55:55,320 --> 00:55:56,118
Na, no.
1155
00:55:56,160 --> 00:55:57,318
Okay, well if you did,
1156
00:55:57,360 --> 00:56:00,204
would you buy a cup of coffee here?
1157
00:56:00,246 --> 00:56:01,218
Here?
1158
00:56:01,260 --> 00:56:02,598
Yeah, well, I mean, not here,
1159
00:56:02,640 --> 00:56:04,068
but if we had another part of the store
1160
00:56:04,110 --> 00:56:05,538
that was like part coffee shop,
1161
00:56:05,580 --> 00:56:07,428
you could come in and study,
1162
00:56:07,470 --> 00:56:09,738
you know, read a comic,
hang out with your friends.
1163
00:56:09,780 --> 00:56:10,638
Would you?
1164
00:56:10,680 --> 00:56:12,498
So like a
1165
00:56:12,540 --> 00:56:14,824
hangout spot for nerds?
1166
00:56:15,699 --> 00:56:18,588
Exactly. So you get what I'm saying, man?
1167
00:56:18,630 --> 00:56:19,833
I don't like coffee.
1168
00:56:21,156 --> 00:56:22,023
Get out.
1169
00:56:23,490 --> 00:56:24,738
What?
1170
00:56:24,780 --> 00:56:25,968
Leave
1171
00:56:26,010 --> 00:56:27,035
now.
1172
00:56:32,940 --> 00:56:33,858
August.
1173
00:56:33,900 --> 00:56:34,733
What?
1174
00:56:36,060 --> 00:56:37,158
Yes, Jerry,
1175
00:56:37,200 --> 00:56:38,033
I'm sorry.
1176
00:56:38,970 --> 00:56:41,013
I just got off the phone with my wife.
1177
00:56:42,060 --> 00:56:43,608
Is everything okay?
1178
00:56:43,650 --> 00:56:45,228
Oh, it's more than okay.
1179
00:56:45,270 --> 00:56:47,418
I'm getting a divorce.
1180
00:56:47,460 --> 00:56:49,548
Oh. - I'm moving to Japan
1181
00:56:49,590 --> 00:56:52,398
to live out my retirement as a bachelor.
1182
00:56:52,440 --> 00:56:53,403
Retirement?
1183
00:56:54,720 --> 00:56:55,908
Sir, I'm, I'm happy for you.
1184
00:56:55,950 --> 00:56:58,248
But what does that mean for the store?
1185
00:56:58,290 --> 00:56:59,373
I'm done with it.
1186
00:57:00,330 --> 00:57:01,121
Done with it?
1187
00:57:01,163 --> 00:57:02,613
Like, like done, done.
1188
00:57:03,900 --> 00:57:05,088
Foxstar, I know you don't give a shit,
1189
00:57:05,130 --> 00:57:06,438
but this job actually means a lot
1190
00:57:06,480 --> 00:57:07,878
to Violet an I isn't,
1191
00:57:07,920 --> 00:57:09,138
isn't there a way you could keep it open
1192
00:57:09,180 --> 00:57:10,128
while you're abroad?
1193
00:57:10,170 --> 00:57:11,928
I ain't doing shit.
1194
00:57:11,970 --> 00:57:15,588
The last thing I want is
for my soon to be ex-wife
1195
00:57:15,630 --> 00:57:17,703
to get this place in a divorce.
1196
00:57:20,430 --> 00:57:23,028
Which is why I'm giving it to you
1197
00:57:23,070 --> 00:57:23,868
and that
1198
00:57:23,910 --> 00:57:25,533
redheaded girl I like.
1199
00:57:27,690 --> 00:57:30,228
I'm sorry, what?
1200
00:57:30,270 --> 00:57:32,989
Go make your coffee.
1201
00:57:33,031 --> 00:57:35,028
Huh.
1202
00:57:35,070 --> 00:57:38,921
The phrase you're
looking for is domo arigato.
1203
00:57:44,865 --> 00:57:45,698
Huh.
1204
00:57:48,475 --> 00:57:50,863
Yes! ♪ Yeah ♪
1205
00:57:58,491 --> 00:57:59,282
Ah!
1206
00:57:59,324 --> 00:58:00,801
August!
1207
00:58:00,843 --> 00:58:02,298
Hey. Yeah.
1208
00:58:02,340 --> 00:58:03,828
Violet needs you.
1209
00:58:03,870 --> 00:58:04,703
Like right now.
1210
00:58:06,570 --> 00:58:07,403
Me?
1211
00:58:09,150 --> 00:58:10,400
We're you just dancing?
1212
00:58:25,470 --> 00:58:26,928
Bit dramatic.
1213
00:58:26,970 --> 00:58:28,201
What are they saying?
1214
00:58:28,243 --> 00:58:30,228
I don't speak celestial.
1215
00:58:30,270 --> 00:58:31,878
I do.
1216
00:58:31,920 --> 00:58:32,748
You do?
1217
00:58:32,790 --> 00:58:33,581
But if you had bothered
1218
00:58:33,623 --> 00:58:35,058
to ask me about my backstory?
1219
00:58:35,100 --> 00:58:36,681
When would I have had
time to read your backstory?
1220
00:58:36,723 --> 00:58:39,408
What are you, what are you doing?
1221
00:58:39,450 --> 00:58:40,338
What do you mean?
1222
00:58:40,380 --> 00:58:42,588
What accent are you doing?
1223
00:58:42,630 --> 00:58:44,478
It's hard okay. I'm a mechanic.
1224
00:58:44,520 --> 00:58:46,158
I'm not Daniel Day Louie.
1225
00:58:46,200 --> 00:58:47,043
Who's Daniel?
1226
00:58:48,930 --> 00:58:51,618
Lightning strikes the
archway behind the sorcerer.
1227
00:58:51,660 --> 00:58:54,138
A dark void begins to form in the center.
1228
00:59:02,910 --> 00:59:03,888
Do we attack?
1229
00:59:03,930 --> 00:59:05,485
Are you crazy? We'll die.
1230
00:59:05,527 --> 00:59:06,318
We have to do something.
1231
00:59:06,360 --> 00:59:08,088
You have seconds before it opens.
1232
00:59:08,130 --> 00:59:08,998
What's the plan, guys?
1233
00:59:09,040 --> 00:59:11,148
I'm a good shot, but I'm not that lucky.
1234
00:59:11,190 --> 00:59:12,498
Well, we have to do something.
1235
00:59:12,540 --> 00:59:13,548
I just said that.
1236
00:59:13,590 --> 00:59:14,478
Five seconds.
1237
00:59:14,520 --> 00:59:15,378
I have two axes.
1238
00:59:15,420 --> 00:59:17,148
That's two chances of hitting this warlock.
1239
00:59:17,190 --> 00:59:18,648
Oh, please, as if you get hit
1240
00:59:18,690 --> 00:59:19,908
from this distance.
1241
00:59:19,950 --> 00:59:20,988
Stop arguing.
1242
00:59:21,030 --> 00:59:22,008
We'll do this together.
1243
00:59:22,050 --> 00:59:24,168
You decide your course of action,
1244
00:59:24,210 --> 00:59:25,608
but too late.
1245
00:59:25,650 --> 00:59:27,288
The sigils on the ground are glowing
1246
00:59:27,330 --> 00:59:28,893
a bright orange,
1247
00:59:30,210 --> 00:59:31,548
but something's wrong.
1248
00:59:31,590 --> 00:59:33,318
Oh, we're fucked.
1249
00:59:33,360 --> 00:59:35,009
I throw my axes at the sorcerer.
1250
00:59:39,240 --> 00:59:43,158
If I die doing a stupid
one shot, I swear to God.
1251
00:59:43,200 --> 00:59:45,948
Your first ax embeds
itself into the stone
1252
00:59:45,990 --> 00:59:47,358
behind the sorcerer.
1253
00:59:47,400 --> 00:59:49,998
Your second ax is thrown into the void,
1254
00:59:50,040 --> 00:59:52,428
disappearing into the abyss.
1255
00:59:52,470 --> 00:59:54,078
What the hell, man?
1256
00:59:54,120 --> 00:59:55,938
At least I tried something.
1257
00:59:55,980 --> 00:59:58,098
The sorcerer is sucked into the portal.
1258
00:59:58,140 --> 01:00:00,348
Disappearing into the void,
1259
01:00:00,390 --> 01:00:02,388
then the disciples,
1260
01:00:02,430 --> 01:00:03,438
and then-
1261
01:00:03,480 --> 01:00:04,368
No.
1262
01:00:04,410 --> 01:00:06,438
Athos is the first to be pulled.
1263
01:00:06,480 --> 01:00:07,758
Jadora lets out her hand,
1264
01:00:07,800 --> 01:00:10,173
but only manages to grab hold of his wrist.
1265
01:00:11,970 --> 01:00:14,208
I used the last charge
on my ring of telekinesis.
1266
01:00:14,250 --> 01:00:15,648
Two seconds, Kimmy.
1267
01:00:15,690 --> 01:00:16,481
I grabbed Jadora and Athos
1268
01:00:16,523 --> 01:00:18,606
and pulled him clear out of the portal.
1269
01:00:23,250 --> 01:00:24,083
It's too late.
1270
01:00:25,980 --> 01:00:27,280
What, what happens next?
1271
01:00:37,740 --> 01:00:38,990
I brought you a coffee.
1272
01:00:40,680 --> 01:00:42,213
Finnegan, where is the car?
1273
01:00:43,980 --> 01:00:45,408
The car's right here, Sheriff.
1274
01:00:45,450 --> 01:00:47,313
No, that's my car.
1275
01:00:48,600 --> 01:00:50,388
Yeah, I brought, just
like you asked me to.
1276
01:00:50,430 --> 01:00:53,118
No, when I say bring the car,
1277
01:00:53,160 --> 01:00:54,963
I mean the squad car.
1278
01:00:56,580 --> 01:00:57,413
Oh.
1279
01:00:59,280 --> 01:01:00,113
Damn it.
1280
01:01:05,440 --> 01:01:07,723
Hmm, hmm, hm, hmm, hm, hm, hm, hm.
1281
01:01:11,304 --> 01:01:12,095
Ah!
1282
01:01:12,137 --> 01:01:13,848
Jesus, Finnegan.
1283
01:01:13,890 --> 01:01:16,158
I need you to stay calm.
1284
01:01:16,200 --> 01:01:19,020
That is Dave and he's our friend.
1285
01:01:19,062 --> 01:01:20,960
Dave?
1286
01:01:22,620 --> 01:01:23,453
Hey.
1287
01:01:24,840 --> 01:01:25,635
Hi.
1288
01:01:27,330 --> 01:01:28,593
Did you call local PD?
1289
01:01:31,320 --> 01:01:32,178
Finnegan?
1290
01:01:32,220 --> 01:01:33,048
Uh-huh?
1291
01:01:33,090 --> 01:01:34,938
Did you call local PD?
1292
01:01:34,980 --> 01:01:36,048
Yeah.
1293
01:01:36,090 --> 01:01:38,363
Oh man, I want some Funions so bad.
1294
01:01:39,870 --> 01:01:41,778
Finnegan! I need you to focus!
1295
01:01:41,820 --> 01:01:42,611
What did they say?
1296
01:01:42,653 --> 01:01:43,638
Who did you speak to?
1297
01:01:43,680 --> 01:01:44,508
I'm sorry.
1298
01:01:44,550 --> 01:01:45,768
I spoke to everybody.
1299
01:01:45,810 --> 01:01:48,948
Local law enforcement
from Harrisburg to Burnsville.
1300
01:01:48,990 --> 01:01:51,708
And if anyone sees a minivan, they'll call.
1301
01:01:51,750 --> 01:01:53,238
Okay. All right. Look.
1302
01:01:53,280 --> 01:01:54,348
Save questions for the road.
1303
01:01:54,390 --> 01:01:56,028
We gotta get this guy outta sight
1304
01:01:56,070 --> 01:01:57,108
and we need to find my daughter.
1305
01:01:57,150 --> 01:01:58,488
Do you understand?
1306
01:01:58,530 --> 01:01:59,321
Yes, Sheriff.
1307
01:01:59,363 --> 01:02:00,378
Okay.
1308
01:02:00,420 --> 01:02:01,634
One question.
1309
01:02:01,676 --> 01:02:04,803
What?
1310
01:02:05,760 --> 01:02:07,368
Is he gonna fit in the car?
1311
01:02:07,410 --> 01:02:09,513
Hey man, I fit inside your mom.
1312
01:02:10,500 --> 01:02:13,000
I'm sorry. That was,
that was insensitive of me.
1313
01:02:14,156 --> 01:02:14,947
Ah, I don't sweat it.
1314
01:02:14,989 --> 01:02:16,490
I'm not coming with you anyway.
1315
01:02:17,640 --> 01:02:19,853
What, what do you mean
you're not coming with?
1316
01:02:20,790 --> 01:02:23,435
It's time for
me to cash in a favor.
1317
01:02:24,510 --> 01:02:26,088
That makes zero sense.
1318
01:02:26,130 --> 01:02:27,588
August, we don't have time for this.
1319
01:02:27,630 --> 01:02:29,988
Unlock the car and let's go.
1320
01:02:30,030 --> 01:02:31,788
No, I've seen the movie sleepover.
1321
01:02:31,830 --> 01:02:32,958
I've been through this before.
1322
01:02:33,000 --> 01:02:34,548
You guys are gonna get me to make a fool
1323
01:02:34,590 --> 01:02:35,928
of myself on camera.
1324
01:02:35,970 --> 01:02:36,948
And you guys are gonna laugh.
1325
01:02:36,990 --> 01:02:38,568
I'm not falling for your shenanigans.
1326
01:02:38,610 --> 01:02:40,788
Someone hurt you and I respect that.
1327
01:02:40,830 --> 01:02:41,898
But I'm telling you the truth.
1328
01:02:41,940 --> 01:02:44,148
We have to go now.
1329
01:02:44,190 --> 01:02:45,228
So you are telling me
1330
01:02:45,270 --> 01:02:47,178
that an evil alien race is trying
1331
01:02:47,220 --> 01:02:49,698
to destroy the last female
egg of another alien race.
1332
01:02:49,740 --> 01:02:51,648
And right now Violet has that egg.
1333
01:02:51,690 --> 01:02:52,968
Yes.
1334
01:02:53,010 --> 01:02:55,098
And the government
already arrested you guys once,
1335
01:02:55,140 --> 01:02:56,838
but the nice alien helped you escape.
1336
01:02:56,880 --> 01:02:58,818
When you say it like that,
it sounds fucking stupid.
1337
01:02:58,860 --> 01:03:01,008
But that's what happened. Yes.
1338
01:03:01,050 --> 01:03:03,198
Well, where is this nice alien? Huh?
1339
01:03:03,240 --> 01:03:05,565
He stayed behind to buy me some time.
1340
01:03:05,607 --> 01:03:07,788
And he sent you to get me.
1341
01:03:07,830 --> 01:03:09,648
No, but I mean,
considering the situation,
1342
01:03:09,690 --> 01:03:11,937
I thought you should probably be involved.
1343
01:03:12,812 --> 01:03:14,838
Makes no sense, but okay.
1344
01:03:14,880 --> 01:03:16,338
So how come the evil aliens are running
1345
01:03:16,380 --> 01:03:18,648
around town wasting their
time looking for the egg?
1346
01:03:18,690 --> 01:03:20,628
I mean, why don't they
just blow the whole town
1347
01:03:20,670 --> 01:03:21,461
up from the sky?
1348
01:03:21,503 --> 01:03:24,107
Or better yet, beam the egg
thing up to their mothership.
1349
01:03:26,520 --> 01:03:27,348
I don't have time
1350
01:03:27,390 --> 01:03:30,438
to argue fucking hypothetical
situations right now.
1351
01:03:30,480 --> 01:03:31,458
Violet is in danger.
1352
01:03:31,500 --> 01:03:33,483
Your girlfriend needs your help now.
1353
01:03:34,920 --> 01:03:36,654
Gir, girlfriend?
1354
01:03:40,920 --> 01:03:42,708
You can't help but smile
1355
01:03:42,750 --> 01:03:46,638
as you watch your two
unlikely friends Jadora
1356
01:03:46,680 --> 01:03:51,018
and Puck disappear
through the closing portal.
1357
01:03:51,060 --> 01:03:53,598
And although the world may not know it,
1358
01:03:53,640 --> 01:03:55,278
you'll always remember,
1359
01:03:55,320 --> 01:03:57,213
how you saved not one world,
1360
01:03:58,860 --> 01:03:59,693
but two.
1361
01:04:01,140 --> 01:04:03,340
And that's what you
call a fucking campaign.
1362
01:04:11,400 --> 01:04:12,978
Hey man,
1363
01:04:13,020 --> 01:04:14,358
you okay?
1364
01:04:14,400 --> 01:04:16,120
That was the best campaign
1365
01:04:17,340 --> 01:04:20,606
I've ever experienced in my fucking life.
1366
01:04:23,720 --> 01:04:24,553
I'm sorry.
1367
01:04:39,831 --> 01:04:41,388
Oh, that's you all done?
1368
01:04:41,430 --> 01:04:42,424
Great. We're square?
1369
01:04:42,466 --> 01:04:44,868
Oh, we're more than square.
1370
01:04:44,910 --> 01:04:48,048
Look, if you guys are ever in
the area, you should stop by.
1371
01:04:48,090 --> 01:04:49,353
Will do. Thanks Owen.
1372
01:04:51,117 --> 01:04:52,148
And hey, uh.
1373
01:04:52,190 --> 01:04:54,228
I, I know we just met in all.
1374
01:04:54,270 --> 01:04:56,058
I don't wanna, I don't wanna come across
1375
01:04:56,100 --> 01:04:57,641
too eager or anything. - Oh God.
1376
01:04:57,683 --> 01:05:00,648
I was just thinking
that maybe we could make
1377
01:05:00,690 --> 01:05:04,998
this a regular thing,
like an ongoing campaign.
1378
01:05:05,040 --> 01:05:06,198
Look Owen, my guy.
1379
01:05:06,240 --> 01:05:07,368
Yeah.
1380
01:05:07,410 --> 01:05:08,313
I have a clan.
1381
01:05:09,150 --> 01:05:10,293
Clan, I'm devoted to.
1382
01:05:12,000 --> 01:05:13,718
A clan that wouldn't like it
1383
01:05:13,760 --> 01:05:16,518
if I was one shotting with a well,
1384
01:05:16,560 --> 01:05:20,328
let's be honest, incredibly talented,
1385
01:05:20,370 --> 01:05:22,413
class seven ranger from the next town.
1386
01:05:24,000 --> 01:05:28,143
It'd almost be like I was
doing something, naughty.
1387
01:05:32,795 --> 01:05:34,548
So, so that's?
1388
01:05:34,590 --> 01:05:37,357
I'll see you around Athos.
1389
01:05:48,330 --> 01:05:50,148
Gertie, that was fucking amazing.
1390
01:05:50,190 --> 01:05:51,584
When did you write that campaign?
1391
01:05:51,626 --> 01:05:54,551
Oh, I didn't.
1392
01:05:54,593 --> 01:05:55,848
What?
1393
01:05:55,890 --> 01:05:57,468
I made it up on the spot.
1394
01:05:57,510 --> 01:05:58,908
What?
1395
01:05:58,950 --> 01:05:59,808
What do you mean?
1396
01:05:59,850 --> 01:06:02,883
Improv baby?
1397
01:06:04,200 --> 01:06:06,048
You bet the van on it, Gertie.
1398
01:06:06,090 --> 01:06:06,923
Improv!
1399
01:06:08,340 --> 01:06:11,328
What if you lost? - Did we? No.
1400
01:06:11,370 --> 01:06:12,708
I knew from the second Owen saw us
1401
01:06:12,750 --> 01:06:14,088
that he'd fix our ride.
1402
01:06:14,130 --> 01:06:15,558
Are you clairvoyant?
1403
01:06:15,600 --> 01:06:16,758
No, Kimmy.
1404
01:06:16,800 --> 01:06:18,108
All men are the same.
1405
01:06:18,150 --> 01:06:19,113
Easy to read.
1406
01:06:20,340 --> 01:06:21,408
Not August.
1407
01:06:21,450 --> 01:06:22,848
Oh no, him too.
1408
01:06:22,890 --> 01:06:25,638
He wants you like Luke
wants Leia.
1409
01:06:25,680 --> 01:06:26,513
Gross.
1410
01:06:27,390 --> 01:06:28,181
I don't know.
1411
01:06:28,223 --> 01:06:29,208
He's not like other guys.
1412
01:06:29,250 --> 01:06:30,768
I know that sounds stupid and cliche,
1413
01:06:30,810 --> 01:06:32,118
but it's true.
1414
01:06:32,160 --> 01:06:32,951
Yeah.
1415
01:06:32,993 --> 01:06:34,338
Well he's a million times dorkier,
1416
01:06:34,380 --> 01:06:36,078
which you love for some reason.
1417
01:06:36,120 --> 01:06:38,328
And the fact you two aren't
bumping butts really gets
1418
01:06:38,370 --> 01:06:39,708
on my tits man.
1419
01:06:39,750 --> 01:06:40,758
Uh-huh.
1420
01:06:40,800 --> 01:06:42,588
You know how to get there?
1421
01:06:42,630 --> 01:06:44,208
Sit back and relax, V.
1422
01:06:44,250 --> 01:06:46,028
Smooth sailing now.
1423
01:06:46,070 --> 01:06:47,636
♪ Got lost again ♪
1424
01:06:47,678 --> 01:06:48,876
♪ And something- ♪
1425
01:07:38,950 --> 01:07:39,741
Oh!
1426
01:07:46,770 --> 01:07:47,820
Who are you people?
1427
01:07:49,320 --> 01:07:50,935
Where's the egg?
1428
01:07:50,977 --> 01:07:51,768
The what?
1429
01:07:51,810 --> 01:07:53,328
The humans transporting the egg.
1430
01:07:53,370 --> 01:07:54,438
Tell us where they are
1431
01:07:54,480 --> 01:07:55,353
or perish.
1432
01:07:56,580 --> 01:07:57,371
They just left.
1433
01:07:57,413 --> 01:07:59,099
I don't know where they were going.
1434
01:08:09,390 --> 01:08:11,193
Tell us now or suffer.
1435
01:08:15,543 --> 01:08:16,334
Oh!
1436
01:08:16,376 --> 01:08:17,630
Ugh!
1437
01:08:20,190 --> 01:08:21,138
I don't know anything
1438
01:08:21,180 --> 01:08:23,466
about any egg dick mouth.
1439
01:08:24,870 --> 01:08:26,021
Dilcon.
1440
01:08:27,088 --> 01:08:28,574
Ah, ah!
1441
01:08:30,126 --> 01:08:31,435
Oh!
1442
01:08:31,477 --> 01:08:32,807
Uh.
1443
01:08:32,849 --> 01:08:34,256
Oh.
1444
01:08:45,649 --> 01:08:46,695
No, no, no.
1445
01:08:46,737 --> 01:08:47,688
No. Wait.
1446
01:08:47,730 --> 01:08:49,726
Wait, we, we can talk about this.
1447
01:08:49,768 --> 01:08:50,837
Please, ah!
1448
01:08:50,879 --> 01:08:52,564
Ow!
1449
01:08:52,606 --> 01:08:54,166
Ah!
1450
01:08:55,041 --> 01:08:58,779
♪ Harm me with harmony ♪
1451
01:08:58,821 --> 01:09:00,929
Yeah, this will do.
1452
01:09:01,938 --> 01:09:03,890
♪ Hey, drop a load on 'em ♪
1453
01:09:05,162 --> 01:09:08,011
Let's see what we got here.
1454
01:09:08,053 --> 01:09:09,111
No, thank you.
1455
01:09:11,092 --> 01:09:11,883
♪ O.P.P.- ♪
1456
01:09:11,925 --> 01:09:13,299
Oh, what are you?
1457
01:09:13,341 --> 01:09:14,168
♪ Frame by frame it ♪
1458
01:09:14,210 --> 01:09:15,454
♪ To have y'all jumpin'
shall we singin' it ♪
1459
01:09:15,496 --> 01:09:16,287
Oh.
1460
01:09:16,329 --> 01:09:17,120
♪ The O is for other ♪
1461
01:09:17,162 --> 01:09:17,953
♪ P is for people scratchin' temple ♪
1462
01:09:17,995 --> 01:09:19,687
Okay. We're
good, go, go, go, go, go.
1463
01:09:19,729 --> 01:09:20,605
♪ That's not that simple ♪
1464
01:09:20,647 --> 01:09:23,058
♪ It's sorta like another
way to call a cat- ♪
1465
01:09:23,100 --> 01:09:23,891
No.
1466
01:09:23,933 --> 01:09:25,414
♪ It's five little letters
that are missin' here ♪
1467
01:09:25,456 --> 01:09:26,795
♪ You get it on occasion ♪
1468
01:09:26,837 --> 01:09:27,628
Don't mind if I do.
1469
01:09:27,670 --> 01:09:28,553
♪ The other party is a game'n ♪
1470
01:09:28,595 --> 01:09:30,306
♪ It seems I gotta start to explainin' ♪
1471
01:09:30,348 --> 01:09:31,139
♪ Bust it ♪
1472
01:09:31,181 --> 01:09:33,120
♪ You ever had a girl and
met her on a nice hello ♪
1473
01:09:33,162 --> 01:09:33,953
♪ You get her name ♪
1474
01:09:33,995 --> 01:09:34,786
♪ And number ♪
1475
01:09:34,828 --> 01:09:35,707
♪ And then you feelin' real mellow ♪
1476
01:09:35,749 --> 01:09:36,540
♪ You get home, wait a day, ♪
1477
01:09:36,582 --> 01:09:37,977
♪ She's what you wanna know about ♪
1478
01:09:38,019 --> 01:09:39,327
♪ Then you call up
and it's her girlfriend ♪
1479
01:09:39,369 --> 01:09:40,354
♪ Or her cousin's house ♪
1480
01:09:42,338 --> 01:09:44,085
Ah! Ga, ga, ga, ga, ga!
1481
01:09:44,127 --> 01:09:45,454
♪ Boy, that's what is scary ♪
1482
01:09:45,496 --> 01:09:47,646
♪ It's OPP, time other
people's what you get it ♪
1483
01:09:47,688 --> 01:09:48,479
♪ There's no room for relationships ♪
1484
01:09:49,354 --> 01:09:50,444
♪ There's just room to hit it ♪
1485
01:09:50,486 --> 01:09:51,277
♪ How many brothers out- ♪
1486
01:09:51,319 --> 01:09:52,803
Ah! Nuggets!
1487
01:09:52,845 --> 01:09:53,636
♪ Who thinks it's wrong ♪
1488
01:09:53,678 --> 01:09:55,348
♪ 'Cause I was splitting
and co-hitting at ♪
1489
01:09:55,390 --> 01:09:57,597
♪ Well, if you do, that's
OPP you not down with it ♪
1490
01:09:57,639 --> 01:09:59,609
♪ But if it don't, here's your membership ♪
1491
01:09:59,651 --> 01:10:00,848
♪ You down with OPP ♪
1492
01:10:00,890 --> 01:10:01,908
♪ Yeah, you know me ♪
1493
01:10:01,950 --> 01:10:03,138
♪ You down with OPP ♪
1494
01:10:03,180 --> 01:10:04,427
♪ Yeah you know me ♪
1495
01:10:04,469 --> 01:10:05,678
♪ You down with OPP ♪
1496
01:10:05,720 --> 01:10:06,938
♪ Yeah you know me ♪
1497
01:10:06,980 --> 01:10:08,290
♪ Who's down with OPP ♪
1498
01:10:08,332 --> 01:10:09,447
♪ Every last homie ♪
1499
01:10:09,489 --> 01:10:10,598
♪ You down with OPP ♪
1500
01:10:10,640 --> 01:10:11,759
♪ Yeah you know me ♪
1501
01:10:11,801 --> 01:10:12,949
♪ You down with OPP ♪
1502
01:10:12,991 --> 01:10:14,318
♪ Yeah you know me ♪
1503
01:10:14,360 --> 01:10:15,151
Damn it!
1504
01:10:15,193 --> 01:10:16,838
♪ Yeah you know me ♪
1505
01:10:16,880 --> 01:10:17,889
♪ Who's down with-♪
1506
01:10:17,931 --> 01:10:18,722
Ah, ah!
1507
01:10:20,760 --> 01:10:21,818
♪ OPP means something gifted ♪
1508
01:10:21,860 --> 01:10:23,180
♪ The first two letters are the same but- ♪
1509
01:10:23,222 --> 01:10:24,013
Get it.
1510
01:10:24,055 --> 01:10:25,740
Stop it, no.
1511
01:10:25,782 --> 01:10:26,877
God. Ugh.
1512
01:10:26,919 --> 01:10:28,416
Would you just stop. Stop it.
1513
01:10:28,458 --> 01:10:29,291
Tape. Agh.
1514
01:10:31,078 --> 01:10:32,309
Ugh!
1515
01:10:32,351 --> 01:10:33,142
Ah.
1516
01:10:33,184 --> 01:10:34,368
Okay deep breath.
1517
01:10:35,313 --> 01:10:36,711
Yes.
1518
01:10:36,753 --> 01:10:38,269
You got it.
1519
01:10:41,917 --> 01:10:43,108
Yes.
1520
01:10:43,150 --> 01:10:45,529
Ah. Who's the Sherba? I'm the Sherba.
1521
01:10:45,571 --> 01:10:46,698
Dave's the Sherba.
1522
01:10:50,298 --> 01:10:51,322
Maybe it's just not meant to be.
1523
01:10:52,795 --> 01:10:53,943
You bumming me out, bro.
1524
01:10:54,818 --> 01:10:56,207
What do you want me to say?
1525
01:10:56,249 --> 01:10:57,974
I thought you were my wingman?
1526
01:10:59,145 --> 01:11:00,925
The coat to my jacket.
1527
01:11:00,967 --> 01:11:03,245
The thunder to my lightening.
1528
01:11:04,464 --> 01:11:05,503
Ah.
1529
01:11:10,136 --> 01:11:11,636
Here goes nothing.
1530
01:11:27,475 --> 01:11:28,668
So did she say she was my girlfriend
1531
01:11:28,710 --> 01:11:30,708
or mention anything about it?
1532
01:11:30,750 --> 01:11:33,333
Well, you guys hooked up, didn't you?
1533
01:11:34,170 --> 01:11:36,333
She, she told you guys that?
1534
01:11:37,350 --> 01:11:38,748
The store,
1535
01:11:38,790 --> 01:11:39,623
cool.
1536
01:11:41,010 --> 01:11:42,798
Maybe I,
1537
01:11:42,840 --> 01:11:43,673
I don't know.
1538
01:11:45,960 --> 01:11:49,488
Isn't that your guys' like
whole dream plan thing?
1539
01:11:49,530 --> 01:11:51,078
That was when things were simple
1540
01:11:51,120 --> 01:11:54,738
and we had that cool
unspoken feelings kind of thing.
1541
01:11:54,780 --> 01:11:56,943
But I mean, now it's real.
1542
01:11:57,990 --> 01:11:59,658
But that's good.
1543
01:11:59,700 --> 01:12:01,068
Right?
1544
01:12:01,110 --> 01:12:01,938
Well,
1545
01:12:01,980 --> 01:12:04,968
being business partners complicates things.
1546
01:12:05,010 --> 01:12:05,928
Why?
1547
01:12:05,970 --> 01:12:07,809
You guys love each other.
1548
01:12:07,851 --> 01:12:09,468
She, she said that?
1549
01:12:09,510 --> 01:12:11,411
Like, like she said, love?
1550
01:12:11,453 --> 01:12:13,578
What are you? Five?
1551
01:12:13,620 --> 01:12:15,528
She laughs at all your jokes.
1552
01:12:15,570 --> 01:12:16,668
All of them.
1553
01:12:16,710 --> 01:12:17,718
You're like,
1554
01:12:17,760 --> 01:12:19,267
moderately funny.
1555
01:12:20,880 --> 01:12:21,743
Cool. Okay,
1556
01:12:23,040 --> 01:12:24,198
so you don't think
1557
01:12:24,240 --> 01:12:26,999
the store is gonna ruin anything, right?
1558
01:12:27,041 --> 01:12:28,458
Um.
1559
01:12:28,500 --> 01:12:29,748
No.
1560
01:12:29,790 --> 01:12:31,758
How do you know where
they're going, anyway?
1561
01:12:31,800 --> 01:12:33,048
My parents installed a tracker
1562
01:12:33,090 --> 01:12:35,148
on my car 'cause they're crazy.
1563
01:12:35,190 --> 01:12:36,678
Oh, I'm,
1564
01:12:36,720 --> 01:12:37,968
I'm sorry.
1565
01:12:38,010 --> 01:12:38,860
Don't sweat it.
1566
01:12:52,916 --> 01:12:55,166
What the hell am I doing?
1567
01:13:02,637 --> 01:13:04,387
All right guys, you're ready to go?
1568
01:13:06,270 --> 01:13:07,788
Guys?
1569
01:13:07,830 --> 01:13:09,738
I'm sorry, Violet.
1570
01:13:09,780 --> 01:13:10,688
August?
1571
01:13:11,730 --> 01:13:14,084
This isn't what I signed up for.
1572
01:13:15,195 --> 01:13:16,017
No!
1573
01:13:19,647 --> 01:13:20,588
August?
1574
01:13:33,660 --> 01:13:34,451
What? What?
1575
01:13:34,493 --> 01:13:35,478
Pull over now.
1576
01:13:35,520 --> 01:13:36,311
Here?
1577
01:13:36,353 --> 01:13:37,816
Pull over.
1578
01:13:53,878 --> 01:13:54,978
I feel so much better.
1579
01:13:55,020 --> 01:13:56,328
What the fuck is wrong with you, man.
1580
01:13:56,370 --> 01:13:57,168
What's going on?
1581
01:13:57,210 --> 01:13:58,458
Are you dying?
1582
01:13:58,500 --> 01:13:59,808
I don't know.
1583
01:13:59,850 --> 01:14:00,828
Dude, talk to me.
1584
01:14:00,870 --> 01:14:01,788
What's going on, man?
1585
01:14:01,830 --> 01:14:03,639
You're freaking me out.
1586
01:14:07,986 --> 01:14:08,819
No.
1587
01:14:10,797 --> 01:14:12,393
I'm fucking scared, Gertie.
1588
01:14:13,569 --> 01:14:15,119
No, no, no, no, no, no babes.
1589
01:14:17,375 --> 01:14:19,278
Holy shit, V!
1590
01:14:19,320 --> 01:14:20,299
I know.
1591
01:14:23,700 --> 01:14:25,158
It's not funny.
1592
01:14:25,200 --> 01:14:27,048
Will someone please
just tell me what's going on?
1593
01:14:27,090 --> 01:14:28,728
She's pregnant, Ding Bat.
1594
01:14:28,770 --> 01:14:30,048
With what?
1595
01:14:30,090 --> 01:14:31,068
A baby.
1596
01:14:31,110 --> 01:14:32,367
A baby?
1597
01:14:34,013 --> 01:14:35,913
Wait, wait. You had sex with August?
1598
01:14:37,080 --> 01:14:38,688
Does he know?
1599
01:14:38,730 --> 01:14:39,825
I mean, he was there.
1600
01:14:39,867 --> 01:14:41,658
No, does he know he's the father?
1601
01:14:41,700 --> 01:14:42,708
Wait, he is the father, right?
1602
01:14:42,750 --> 01:14:44,088
Tell me he's not the father.
1603
01:14:44,130 --> 01:14:46,323
Look, you two are the only ones who know.
1604
01:14:48,323 --> 01:14:49,758
Oh my God.
1605
01:14:49,800 --> 01:14:51,708
Dude, this is the best night ever.
1606
01:14:51,750 --> 01:14:52,713
Well, not for you.
1607
01:14:53,940 --> 01:14:55,883
Does this mean I'm gonna be an auntie?
1608
01:14:56,790 --> 01:14:58,428
In spirit, yeah.
1609
01:14:58,470 --> 01:15:00,618
So like, so what do we,
what do, what do we do man?
1610
01:15:00,660 --> 01:15:03,108
What do we, we take
you to the hospital or like-
1611
01:15:03,150 --> 01:15:04,728
I'm not having the
baby right now, Gertie.
1612
01:15:04,770 --> 01:15:05,902
Yeah. So then like what,
1613
01:15:05,944 --> 01:15:07,133
what are we, what are we gonna do?
1614
01:15:07,175 --> 01:15:09,210
Help me man. I'm freaking out.
1615
01:15:10,230 --> 01:15:11,778
Guys, right now,
1616
01:15:11,820 --> 01:15:14,298
we just need to get Jonathan to safety.
1617
01:15:14,340 --> 01:15:15,131
Okay.
1618
01:15:15,173 --> 01:15:16,006
Okay.
1619
01:15:18,810 --> 01:15:21,498
Well you know what this makes you now V?
1620
01:15:21,540 --> 01:15:22,543
You're a MILF.
1621
01:15:23,418 --> 01:15:24,626
Dude, shut the fuck up.
1622
01:15:29,880 --> 01:15:30,933
Sheriff. I'm sorry.
1623
01:15:31,950 --> 01:15:36,485
Finnegan for the last time, it's fine.
1624
01:15:36,527 --> 01:15:38,777
I know, I just should
have checked the gas.
1625
01:15:42,570 --> 01:15:43,668
Sheriff?
1626
01:15:43,710 --> 01:15:45,018
What?
1627
01:15:45,060 --> 01:15:46,998
Can I ask you a question?
1628
01:15:47,040 --> 01:15:48,003
Depends.
1629
01:15:51,330 --> 01:15:52,630
Are you doing all right?
1630
01:15:54,240 --> 01:15:55,998
Don't I look all right?
1631
01:15:56,040 --> 01:15:57,246
Well, yeah.
1632
01:16:00,360 --> 01:16:01,193
No.
1633
01:16:04,800 --> 01:16:07,050
Violet's got herself
mixed up in something.
1634
01:16:08,250 --> 01:16:09,138
I'm just scared.
1635
01:16:09,180 --> 01:16:10,443
That's all.
1636
01:16:11,790 --> 01:16:13,674
I didn't know you got scared.
1637
01:16:13,716 --> 01:16:14,549
I don't.
1638
01:16:17,057 --> 01:16:19,728
I just don't what's got her in such a rush.
1639
01:16:19,770 --> 01:16:20,561
I mean, one second,
1640
01:16:20,603 --> 01:16:22,758
she can't even tie her own shoes?
1641
01:16:22,800 --> 01:16:25,100
Next minute, she doesn't
need me for anything.
1642
01:16:26,730 --> 01:16:28,733
I mean, she's always
gonna need you, Sheriff.
1643
01:16:29,880 --> 01:16:30,671
I mean, heck,
1644
01:16:30,713 --> 01:16:32,270
I feel like I need you most of the time.
1645
01:16:36,240 --> 01:16:37,278
That is it.
1646
01:16:37,320 --> 01:16:38,111
What?
1647
01:16:38,153 --> 01:16:39,783
That is the problem right there.
1648
01:16:41,640 --> 01:16:44,658
I make myself available for everybody else.
1649
01:16:44,700 --> 01:16:46,113
And then when she's at home,
1650
01:16:46,980 --> 01:16:47,813
I'm at work.
1651
01:16:52,920 --> 01:16:54,438
Sheriff?
1652
01:16:54,480 --> 01:16:56,088
What?
1653
01:16:56,130 --> 01:16:57,816
Do you need a hug?
1654
01:16:59,700 --> 01:17:02,012
No, I don't need a hug.
1655
01:17:02,054 --> 01:17:03,591
All right.
1656
01:17:03,633 --> 01:17:05,568
Finnegan, God all mighty.
1657
01:17:05,610 --> 01:17:07,608
Sorry, it just looked
like you needed a hug.
1658
01:17:07,650 --> 01:17:08,483
What?
1659
01:17:11,310 --> 01:17:12,183
I needed a hug.
1660
01:17:21,439 --> 01:17:22,518
What are we looking for here, V?
1661
01:17:22,560 --> 01:17:24,228
Dave said machinery
confuses the tracking.
1662
01:17:24,270 --> 01:17:26,920
So we gotta turn some shit
on and keep the egg close.
1663
01:17:28,248 --> 01:17:29,896
Something like that?
1664
01:17:40,920 --> 01:17:41,793
Hey Violet!
1665
01:17:42,651 --> 01:17:43,998
You know how to power this shit on?
1666
01:17:44,040 --> 01:17:45,323
Mine needs a key!
1667
01:17:46,200 --> 01:17:47,775
This door's locked!
1668
01:17:54,330 --> 01:17:55,121
I don't know.
1669
01:17:55,163 --> 01:17:56,483
Did you try that one? - Yeah.
1670
01:18:00,360 --> 01:18:01,160
Cover your ears!
1671
01:18:05,373 --> 01:18:06,933
Fuck!
1672
01:18:06,975 --> 01:18:08,245
Okay. Okay.
1673
01:18:08,287 --> 01:18:10,111
Freeze!
1674
01:18:10,153 --> 01:18:11,868
Keep your hands where I can see them!
1675
01:18:11,910 --> 01:18:12,863
They're up.
1676
01:18:12,905 --> 01:18:13,696
Don't move!
1677
01:18:13,738 --> 01:18:14,612
Hands up! Freeze!
1678
01:18:14,654 --> 01:18:15,487
FBI!
1679
01:18:20,243 --> 01:18:22,248
We have the target in sight.
1680
01:18:22,290 --> 01:18:23,388
Detain them
1681
01:18:23,430 --> 01:18:24,753
and secure the assets.
1682
01:18:26,970 --> 01:18:29,838
Sir, I think we might have a problem.
1683
01:18:29,880 --> 01:18:31,444
What problem?
1684
01:18:34,230 --> 01:18:35,790
What problem?
1685
01:18:39,240 --> 01:18:40,488
Hello?
1686
01:18:40,530 --> 01:18:41,363
Come in.
1687
01:18:43,068 --> 01:18:44,277
Lower your weapon!
1688
01:18:46,696 --> 01:18:47,487
Ah!
1689
01:18:47,529 --> 01:18:48,320
Uh!
1690
01:18:49,195 --> 01:18:50,741
Hey!
1691
01:18:50,783 --> 01:18:52,865
Give it to me you fuck head!
1692
01:18:52,907 --> 01:18:54,490
Ahh!
1693
01:18:57,390 --> 01:18:59,387
Hello? Run Violet.
1694
01:19:02,415 --> 01:19:03,288
Shit.
1695
01:19:03,330 --> 01:19:06,193
Don't fuck with my friend!
1696
01:19:07,068 --> 01:19:07,859
Uh!
1697
01:19:09,484 --> 01:19:10,275
Ugh!
1698
01:19:12,990 --> 01:19:14,605
What have you done with the egg?
1699
01:19:24,600 --> 01:19:25,893
Mom?
1700
01:19:28,452 --> 01:19:29,507
Oh,
1701
01:19:29,549 --> 01:19:30,596
oh.
1702
01:19:30,638 --> 01:19:31,545
Are you okay? Are you hurt?
1703
01:19:31,587 --> 01:19:33,543
What are you doing here?
1704
01:19:35,610 --> 01:19:37,548
The big blue guy told me everything.
1705
01:19:37,590 --> 01:19:38,823
Dave, where is he?
1706
01:19:39,990 --> 01:19:40,823
Sheriff.
1707
01:19:51,570 --> 01:19:52,899
Drop your weapons!
1708
01:19:52,941 --> 01:19:54,588
No, no, no, no, no.
Don't shoot, don't shoot.
1709
01:19:54,630 --> 01:19:55,980
They're under mind control.
1710
01:19:57,120 --> 01:19:59,448
Mom, Kimmy and
Gertie are still over there.
1711
01:19:59,490 --> 01:20:01,188
They need help.
1712
01:20:01,230 --> 01:20:02,021
Come on.
1713
01:20:02,063 --> 01:20:03,018
What? What are you doing?
1714
01:20:03,060 --> 01:20:03,851
Just trust me.
1715
01:20:03,893 --> 01:20:04,684
What are you doing?
1716
01:20:04,726 --> 01:20:05,861
I'm keeping you safe.
1717
01:20:05,903 --> 01:20:07,818
No, no, mom. Seriously.
1718
01:20:07,860 --> 01:20:08,853
Seriously.
1719
01:20:10,740 --> 01:20:11,958
Mom.
1720
01:20:12,000 --> 01:20:13,968
Oh, where are you going?
1721
01:20:14,010 --> 01:20:15,528
You got this right?
1722
01:20:15,570 --> 01:20:16,418
I do?
1723
01:20:19,860 --> 01:20:21,288
Oh, heck.
1724
01:20:21,330 --> 01:20:23,223
Give us the egg or perish.
1725
01:20:24,990 --> 01:20:27,243
Are, are there any other options?
1726
01:20:28,133 --> 01:20:32,028
Click, click.
1727
01:20:32,070 --> 01:20:33,227
Oh shit.
1728
01:20:46,854 --> 01:20:48,187
What the fuck?
1729
01:20:50,331 --> 01:20:52,338
Did you do this?
1730
01:20:52,380 --> 01:20:54,048
What do you think?
1731
01:20:54,090 --> 01:20:55,758
I fucked up that guy pretty good though.
1732
01:20:55,800 --> 01:20:56,995
Yeah, you did.
1733
01:21:00,380 --> 01:21:01,585
That a girl!
1734
01:21:03,566 --> 01:21:04,451
Whoa!
1735
01:21:04,493 --> 01:21:06,691
Whoa.
1736
01:21:06,733 --> 01:21:09,332
What? What? I'm too quick for you.
1737
01:21:09,374 --> 01:21:10,338
Huh? Huh? Huh?
1738
01:21:12,061 --> 01:21:13,485
Ha!
1739
01:21:15,662 --> 01:21:16,495
Wha!
1740
01:21:18,570 --> 01:21:20,448
Oh. Oh no.
1741
01:21:20,490 --> 01:21:21,534
Oh good God.
1742
01:21:28,110 --> 01:21:29,333
What?
1743
01:21:29,375 --> 01:21:30,918
Um.
1744
01:21:30,960 --> 01:21:33,203
Um, um, um, um, um, um, um.
1745
01:21:34,485 --> 01:21:35,540
Woo!
1746
01:21:35,582 --> 01:21:36,373
You just got schooled.
1747
01:21:36,415 --> 01:21:37,331
Ugh!
1748
01:21:38,613 --> 01:21:39,525
Ooh.
1749
01:21:46,500 --> 01:21:47,423
Oh shit.
1750
01:21:52,650 --> 01:21:53,838
Surrender the egg.
1751
01:21:53,880 --> 01:21:55,560
Bite me bitch.
1752
01:21:58,197 --> 01:21:58,988
No, shit.
1753
01:21:59,030 --> 01:22:01,165
The egg is ours at last.
1754
01:22:01,207 --> 01:22:02,533
Hey.
1755
01:22:04,662 --> 01:22:05,988
Uh!
1756
01:22:06,030 --> 01:22:06,863
Fuck!
1757
01:22:08,591 --> 01:22:09,424
Uh.
1758
01:22:10,530 --> 01:22:11,763
Are you okay honey?
1759
01:22:12,840 --> 01:22:14,133
Are you okay?
1760
01:22:15,330 --> 01:22:16,380
Where's my husband?
1761
01:22:19,320 --> 01:22:21,300
And what's up with that guy?
1762
01:22:27,808 --> 01:22:29,003
Owen?
1763
01:22:33,540 --> 01:22:35,613
Can't we just have a normal weekend?
1764
01:22:44,340 --> 01:22:47,088
No one enters. No one leaves.
1765
01:22:47,130 --> 01:22:47,921
Uh.
1766
01:22:47,963 --> 01:22:48,887
Sir.
1767
01:22:54,193 --> 01:22:55,839
Ah!
1768
01:23:08,673 --> 01:23:10,047
Hey!
1769
01:23:10,089 --> 01:23:12,982
Uh, uh, oh.
1770
01:23:14,843 --> 01:23:16,608
Are you hurt?
1771
01:23:16,650 --> 01:23:17,508
Mom, I don't know what to do.
1772
01:23:17,550 --> 01:23:18,453
I'm scared.
1773
01:23:20,190 --> 01:23:21,903
Honey, it's okay to be scared.
1774
01:23:23,250 --> 01:23:25,098
When I knew I was having you, I was scared.
1775
01:23:25,140 --> 01:23:28,248
But it's okay 'cause you're not alone now.
1776
01:23:28,290 --> 01:23:29,598
And I know I haven't been around enough,
1777
01:23:29,640 --> 01:23:30,750
but I promise you the-
1778
01:23:30,792 --> 01:23:31,625
Oh.
1779
01:23:32,503 --> 01:23:34,188
Ah.
1780
01:23:34,230 --> 01:23:35,063
Ugh.
1781
01:23:36,930 --> 01:23:38,380
What are you guys doing here?
1782
01:23:39,270 --> 01:23:40,103
Chilling.
1783
01:23:42,150 --> 01:23:43,300
What am I doing here?
1784
01:23:45,300 --> 01:23:46,608
Where's Kimmy?
1785
01:23:46,650 --> 01:23:47,807
She's right.
1786
01:24:04,080 --> 01:24:05,133
Hey dickhead!
1787
01:24:10,491 --> 01:24:13,408
Kimmy, you fucking legend! - Yeah!
1788
01:24:19,320 --> 01:24:22,458
She just, she just
killed that guy, didn't she?
1789
01:24:22,500 --> 01:24:23,868
Yep.
1790
01:24:23,910 --> 01:24:25,436
Yeah.
1791
01:24:29,100 --> 01:24:30,209
You okay?
1792
01:24:35,280 --> 01:24:36,570
He was right, you know?
1793
01:24:39,060 --> 01:24:40,058
I am a coward.
1794
01:24:46,260 --> 01:24:48,203
You know, it's not
too late to change that.
1795
01:24:58,267 --> 01:24:59,684
Uh! - You okay?
1796
01:25:01,998 --> 01:25:04,853
Holy snapping duck shit.
1797
01:25:21,268 --> 01:25:23,448
What'd I miss?
1798
01:25:23,490 --> 01:25:24,409
Dave!
1799
01:25:27,948 --> 01:25:29,268
Where'd you go?
1800
01:25:29,310 --> 01:25:30,242
Oh, the guy
1801
01:25:30,284 --> 01:25:32,682
on Proximus Sentari owed me a favor.
1802
01:25:39,000 --> 01:25:40,650
I think it's time you take her.
1803
01:25:53,670 --> 01:25:55,278
Thanks kid.
1804
01:25:55,320 --> 01:25:56,163
You did great.
1805
01:25:59,190 --> 01:26:00,542
Thank you.
1806
01:26:05,910 --> 01:26:07,158
Violet?
1807
01:26:07,200 --> 01:26:08,328
Tess.
1808
01:26:14,727 --> 01:26:17,388
I missed the whole adventure, didn't I?
1809
01:26:17,430 --> 01:26:18,263
Next time.
1810
01:26:26,597 --> 01:26:27,930
What the fuck?
1811
01:26:29,550 --> 01:26:33,643
I figured you two
had a lot to talk about.
1812
01:26:51,244 --> 01:26:52,485
Go.
1813
01:27:04,294 --> 01:27:05,127
I,
1814
01:27:10,229 --> 01:27:11,146
I love you.
1815
01:27:14,235 --> 01:27:15,402
You promise?
1816
01:27:17,310 --> 01:27:19,930
Violet, I have loved you for
1817
01:27:21,360 --> 01:27:23,073
stupidly long time.
1818
01:27:24,840 --> 01:27:26,898
Even though I'm sort of weird.
1819
01:27:26,940 --> 01:27:28,186
That's my favorite part.
1820
01:27:33,690 --> 01:27:35,868
I have to tell you something else.
1821
01:27:35,910 --> 01:27:38,673
Something that's gonna
change things forever.
1822
01:27:40,500 --> 01:27:42,708
I have to tell you something too.
1823
01:27:42,750 --> 01:27:45,303
Crap, like, mine's pretty dramatic.
1824
01:27:46,410 --> 01:27:48,078
Mine's biblical.
1825
01:27:48,120 --> 01:27:49,728
You go first.
1826
01:27:49,770 --> 01:27:50,603
Wow. Okay.
1827
01:27:53,460 --> 01:27:54,410
Hold out your hand.
1828
01:28:07,830 --> 01:28:10,353
Uh, I already have keys to the shop.
1829
01:28:12,210 --> 01:28:13,060
Yeah, but
1830
01:28:14,220 --> 01:28:16,503
these ones are Jerry's.
1831
01:28:22,140 --> 01:28:23,280
Are you for real?
1832
01:28:24,300 --> 01:28:25,091
We've gotta learn how
1833
01:28:25,133 --> 01:28:26,846
to make a pretty good cup of coffee.
1834
01:28:26,888 --> 01:28:27,888
Oh my God!
1835
01:28:29,487 --> 01:28:31,038
Oh, oh.
1836
01:28:31,080 --> 01:28:32,238
So,
1837
01:28:32,280 --> 01:28:33,910
so many, so many
1838
01:28:35,070 --> 01:28:36,213
emotions.
1839
01:28:37,350 --> 01:28:38,208
Oh.
1840
01:28:38,250 --> 01:28:40,078
Now tell me yours.
1841
01:28:42,870 --> 01:28:44,373
Mine's so much bigger.
1842
01:28:46,050 --> 01:28:48,513
How much bigger? - Huge.
1843
01:28:50,520 --> 01:28:51,363
Are you dying?
1844
01:28:52,290 --> 01:28:53,123
No.
1845
01:28:54,060 --> 01:28:55,023
Um.
1846
01:28:55,890 --> 01:28:56,840
Hold out your hand.
1847
01:28:59,730 --> 01:29:01,563
Um, close your eyes.
1848
01:29:05,220 --> 01:29:06,370
No peeking.
1849
01:29:06,412 --> 01:29:07,561
Okay.
1850
01:29:52,830 --> 01:29:54,378
So what are you doing after this?
1851
01:29:54,420 --> 01:29:56,043
You smell disgusting.
1852
01:30:00,720 --> 01:30:01,511
Walk away.
1853
01:30:01,553 --> 01:30:02,435
Okay.
1854
01:30:23,100 --> 01:30:24,738
Is she okay?
1855
01:30:24,780 --> 01:30:25,780
She's fine.
1856
01:30:30,480 --> 01:30:31,323
I'm sorry.
1857
01:30:33,510 --> 01:30:35,410
I'm not gonna let you take her, Hal.
1858
01:30:36,690 --> 01:30:39,288
They'll come for her Dave.
1859
01:30:39,330 --> 01:30:40,983
And next time it won't be me.
1860
01:30:42,810 --> 01:30:45,648
You've gotta take her far away from here
1861
01:30:45,690 --> 01:30:49,323
somewhere where no
one is going to find you.
1862
01:30:50,700 --> 01:30:53,223
Yeah. What about you?
1863
01:30:54,240 --> 01:30:56,183
What are you gonna do if they find out?
1864
01:30:57,540 --> 01:30:58,593
Doesn't matter.
1865
01:31:05,670 --> 01:31:07,743
Make sure she has a chance.
1866
01:31:17,640 --> 01:31:18,813
Bob would be proud.
1867
01:31:31,980 --> 01:31:32,830
Hey kid.
1868
01:31:35,220 --> 01:31:36,011
Me?
1869
01:31:36,053 --> 01:31:38,523
Yeah, you want to go on a ride?
1870
01:31:39,660 --> 01:31:41,178
To space?
1871
01:31:41,220 --> 01:31:42,948
Yeah. I mean, it'd be a quick run,
1872
01:31:42,990 --> 01:31:45,018
but technically you'd be able
1873
01:31:45,060 --> 01:31:47,261
to call yourself an astronaut.
1874
01:31:52,560 --> 01:31:54,873
Nobody tell my parents.
1875
01:31:59,460 --> 01:32:01,960
What's your
favorite Barry Manalow album?
1876
01:32:56,909 --> 01:32:59,977
♪ A journey waiting to start ♪
1877
01:33:00,019 --> 01:33:03,099
♪ Imagine us going far ♪
1878
01:33:03,141 --> 01:33:04,882
♪ Cause they ♪
1879
01:33:04,924 --> 01:33:06,828
♪ Couldn't change that ♪
1880
01:33:06,870 --> 01:33:10,450
♪ My love ♪
1881
01:33:10,492 --> 01:33:13,827
♪ Life has only begun ♪
1882
01:33:13,869 --> 01:33:17,625
♪ Our feet were fashioned to run ♪
1883
01:33:17,667 --> 01:33:18,707
♪ Oh ♪
1884
01:33:18,749 --> 01:33:21,051
♪ And we'll go ♪
1885
01:33:21,093 --> 01:33:24,402
♪ Farther than we've been ♪
1886
01:33:38,285 --> 01:33:41,658
♪ A journey waiting to start ♪
1887
01:33:41,700 --> 01:33:45,178
♪ Imagine us going far ♪
1888
01:33:45,220 --> 01:33:46,404
♪ Oh ♪
1889
01:33:46,446 --> 01:33:48,492
♪ And we'll go ♪
1890
01:33:48,534 --> 01:33:50,945
♪ Farther than we've been ♪
1891
01:33:50,987 --> 01:33:55,085
♪ Ever before ♪
1892
01:33:55,127 --> 01:33:59,265
♪ Are you giving me a chance ♪
1893
01:33:59,307 --> 01:34:02,292
♪ Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh ♪
1894
01:34:02,334 --> 01:34:05,685
♪ We're not made to fear ♪
1895
01:34:05,727 --> 01:34:09,683
♪ What's before us dear ♪
1896
01:34:09,725 --> 01:34:12,017
♪ And so you see ♪
1897
01:34:12,059 --> 01:34:16,213
♪ It's what I've been telling you ♪
1898
01:34:16,255 --> 01:34:18,788
♪ It's nothing like it seems ♪
1899
01:34:18,830 --> 01:34:23,097
♪ It's what I've been telling you ♪
1900
01:34:23,139 --> 01:34:25,731
♪ Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh ♪
1901
01:34:25,773 --> 01:34:29,899
♪ It's what I've been telling you ♪
1902
01:34:29,941 --> 01:34:32,436
♪ Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh ♪
1903
01:34:32,478 --> 01:34:36,584
♪ It's what I've been telling you ♪
1904
01:35:05,704 --> 01:35:08,924
♪ A journey waiting to start ♪
1905
01:35:08,966 --> 01:35:12,412
♪ Imagine us going far ♪
1906
01:35:12,454 --> 01:35:13,796
♪ Oh ♪
1907
01:35:13,838 --> 01:35:15,913
♪ And we'll go ♪
1908
01:35:15,955 --> 01:35:18,605
♪ Farther than we've been ♪
1909
01:35:18,647 --> 01:35:20,901
♪ Ever before ♪
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