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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:19,908 --> 00:00:21,492 Finn: YES! 2 00:00:21,493 --> 00:00:23,494 I CLEARED LEVEL 17! 3 00:00:23,495 --> 00:00:25,371 HEY, FINN, PRESS PAUSE FOR A BIT, WHY DON'T YOU, KIDDO? 4 00:00:25,372 --> 00:00:26,956 BUT THIS IS A MEGA-BOSS BATTLE. 5 00:00:26,957 --> 00:00:28,666 Curtis: WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT SNOW? 6 00:00:28,667 --> 00:00:31,293 NEVER GOT THAT IN CALIFORNIA. THAT'S FOR SURE. 7 00:00:31,294 --> 00:00:34,004 YOU KNOW, GUYS, I HAVE SEEN CHRISTMAS BEFORE, 8 00:00:34,005 --> 00:00:35,714 BUT THIS IS CHRISTMAS CHRISTMAS. 9 00:00:35,715 --> 00:00:37,424 MM-HMM. 10 00:00:37,425 --> 00:00:39,843 IN THE FROZEN TUNDRA OF "DRAGONS AND WARRIORS," 11 00:00:39,844 --> 00:00:42,221 THERE ARE ICE SERPENTS THAT SPEW FROST VENOM. 12 00:00:42,222 --> 00:00:44,431 Catherine: LET'S JUST KEEP IT IN THE REAL WORLD, OKAY, KIDDO? 13 00:00:44,432 --> 00:00:47,309 YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE IT HERE. I PROMISE. 14 00:00:47,310 --> 00:00:49,436 [ CHILDREN SHOUTING PLAYFULLY, LAUGHING ] 15 00:00:49,437 --> 00:00:51,814 FINN, NO MORE SCREEN TIME TILL WE'RE AT THE NEW HOUSE. 16 00:00:51,815 --> 00:00:53,232 I'M SERIOUS. 17 00:00:53,233 --> 00:00:54,817 [ GUNFIRE ] 18 00:00:54,818 --> 00:00:56,945 TURN IT OFF! Finn: FINE. 19 00:01:11,626 --> 00:01:16,338 Curtis: OKAY, GUYS. WELCOME HOME. 20 00:01:16,339 --> 00:01:17,881 [ GROANS ] 21 00:01:17,882 --> 00:01:19,967 [ SIGHS ] 22 00:01:19,968 --> 00:01:21,302 WHOO! 23 00:01:21,303 --> 00:01:24,013 WELL? [ CHUCKLES ] WOW. WOW. 24 00:01:24,014 --> 00:01:25,598 OH, BOY. 25 00:01:25,599 --> 00:01:27,349 UM, DAD? WHAT DO YOU THINK? 26 00:01:27,350 --> 00:01:28,684 IT'S SUPER CREEPY. 27 00:01:28,685 --> 00:01:30,811 OH, COME ON, BUDDY. DON'T BE RIDICULOUS. 28 00:01:30,812 --> 00:01:32,062 IT'S NOT CREEPY. IT'S GREAT. 29 00:01:32,063 --> 00:01:33,564 IT IS GREAT, HONEY. MWAH! 30 00:01:33,565 --> 00:01:35,316 COME ON. WAIT TILL YOU SEE INSIDE. 31 00:01:35,317 --> 00:01:36,526 YEAH. 32 00:01:37,861 --> 00:01:40,071 Curtis: GUYS! COME ON! 33 00:01:42,073 --> 00:01:45,492 [ LAUGHS ] 34 00:01:45,493 --> 00:01:47,703 [ SIGHS ] HON, YOU DONE GOOD. 35 00:01:47,704 --> 00:01:49,788 BOY, IT'S GONNA BE SO HOMEY 36 00:01:49,789 --> 00:01:51,498 ONCE WE GET ALL OUR STUFF MOVED IN. 37 00:01:51,499 --> 00:01:53,083 LOOK AT ALL THIS SPACE! [ CHUCKLES ] 38 00:01:53,084 --> 00:01:54,710 Alexis: HOW'D WE EVEN AFFORD IT? 39 00:01:54,711 --> 00:01:56,420 DID SOMEBODY DIE IN HERE OR SOMETHING? 40 00:01:56,421 --> 00:01:57,796 Catherine: ALEXIS. 41 00:01:57,797 --> 00:01:58,922 I'M SERIOUS. 42 00:01:58,923 --> 00:02:00,591 PEOPLE GET REALLY GOOD DEALS 43 00:02:00,592 --> 00:02:02,509 IF THEY FIND, LIKE, A DEAD BODY IN THE BASEMENT. 44 00:02:02,510 --> 00:02:05,387 [ SCOFFS ] NOBODY DIED! WE GOT A GOOD DEAL. 45 00:02:05,388 --> 00:02:07,890 PEOPLE MOVED OUT, AND WE'RE MOVING IN. 46 00:02:07,891 --> 00:02:09,683 MAYBE IT'S HAUNTED. 47 00:02:09,684 --> 00:02:12,811 PROBABLY BUILT ON AN INDIAN BURIAL GROUND OR SOMETHING. 48 00:02:12,812 --> 00:02:16,940 IF WE DIG IN THE BACKYARD, I BET WE'LL FIND BONES. 49 00:02:16,941 --> 00:02:19,026 ALEXIS, PLEASE. 50 00:02:19,027 --> 00:02:21,528 SHE'S JUST PULLING YOUR CHAIN, BUDDY. [ DOOR HINGES CREAK ] 51 00:02:21,529 --> 00:02:24,615 MOM, WHAT WAS THAT?! DID YOU HEAR THAT?! WAS THAT A GHOST?! 52 00:02:24,616 --> 00:02:26,075 Catherine: NO, IT'S A REALTOR. 53 00:02:26,076 --> 00:02:27,493 Gabby: HELLO, BAXTERS! HI! 54 00:02:27,494 --> 00:02:28,994 I WAS JUST PUTTING THE FINISHING TOUCHES 55 00:02:28,995 --> 00:02:30,954 ON THIS LITTLE HOUSEWARMING GIFT. 56 00:02:30,955 --> 00:02:33,123 WOW. THANK YOU. OOH. 57 00:02:33,124 --> 00:02:35,501 OH, AND YOU MUST BE THE WEE ONES. 58 00:02:35,502 --> 00:02:37,544 YEAH. THAT'S THE WEE ONES. 59 00:02:37,545 --> 00:02:38,755 WELCOME TO MAINE. 60 00:02:40,382 --> 00:02:41,715 Catherine: THEY'RE NOT VERY GOOD WITH REAL PEOPLE. 61 00:02:41,716 --> 00:02:43,967 THEY'RE BETTER WITH SPACE ROBOTS 62 00:02:43,968 --> 00:02:46,553 AND CELLPHONES AND THINGS. [ LAUGHS ] 63 00:02:46,554 --> 00:02:49,139 YOU'RE GONNA LOVE IT HERE. I GUARANTEE IT. 64 00:02:49,140 --> 00:02:51,100 DOES THAT MEAN YOU'LL TAKE THIS HOUSE BACK 65 00:02:51,101 --> 00:02:52,184 IF WE HATE IT? 66 00:02:52,185 --> 00:02:53,977 [ LAUGHS ] 67 00:02:53,978 --> 00:02:56,271 THEY'RE JUST SO PRECIOUS, AREN'T THEY? OH, YEAH. 68 00:02:56,272 --> 00:02:59,108 THEY'RE PRECIOUS. WELL, CATHERINE, HERE ARE THE KEYS. 69 00:02:59,109 --> 00:03:00,776 OH, THANK YOU. 70 00:03:00,777 --> 00:03:02,486 AND IF YOU HAVE ANY OTHER QUESTIONS... OKAY. 71 00:03:02,487 --> 00:03:04,029 [ LAUGHS ] I HAVE A QUESTION. 72 00:03:04,030 --> 00:03:06,073 OH, WHAT IS IT, HONEY? 73 00:03:06,074 --> 00:03:07,491 IS THIS HOUSE HAUNTED? 74 00:03:07,492 --> 00:03:10,285 [ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ] HAUNTED? 75 00:03:10,286 --> 00:03:11,620 DON'T BE SILLY. 76 00:03:11,621 --> 00:03:14,832 IT JUST HAS... PERSONALITY. 77 00:03:14,833 --> 00:03:16,417 [ DOOR OPENS ] 78 00:03:16,418 --> 00:03:17,919 WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? 79 00:03:30,849 --> 00:03:33,100 [ SIGHS ] 80 00:03:33,101 --> 00:03:34,476 WELCOME, MR. HUGHES. 81 00:03:34,477 --> 00:03:36,103 NICE RIDE. 82 00:03:36,104 --> 00:03:37,730 I FEEL LIKE WE'RE GOING TO THE PROM OR SOMETHING. 83 00:03:37,731 --> 00:03:38,939 [ CHUCKLES ] 84 00:03:38,940 --> 00:03:40,524 IS THIS THE BEST WE COULD DO? 85 00:03:40,525 --> 00:03:42,151 HUGHES, THIS IS JESSICA. 86 00:03:42,152 --> 00:03:45,028 SHE'S HANDLING THE SECURITY AND SURVEILLANCE. 87 00:03:45,029 --> 00:03:46,822 NICE TO MEET YOU. 88 00:03:46,823 --> 00:03:48,949 LET'S GET RIGHT DOWN TO IT, SHALL WE? 89 00:03:48,950 --> 00:03:50,492 THIS HERE IS OUR NEXT TARGET. 90 00:03:50,493 --> 00:03:52,161 A CREEPY OLD HOUSE? 91 00:03:52,162 --> 00:03:55,539 NOT JUST ANY CREEPY OLD HOUSE, MY DEAR GIRL. 92 00:03:55,540 --> 00:03:59,460 THAT CREEPY OLD HOUSE ONCE BELONGED TO JIMMY GRAVANO, 93 00:03:59,461 --> 00:04:00,544 A NOTORIOUS BOOTLEGGER. 94 00:04:00,545 --> 00:04:01,920 THANK YOU. 95 00:04:01,921 --> 00:04:04,631 WE'RE STEALING BOOTS? BOOTLEGGING. 96 00:04:04,632 --> 00:04:06,467 HE SMUGGLED IN ALCOHOL WHEN IT WAS AGAINST THE LAW 97 00:04:06,468 --> 00:04:07,676 IN THE 1920s. 98 00:04:07,677 --> 00:04:09,136 BOOTS, BOOZE, I DON'T CARE... 99 00:04:09,137 --> 00:04:10,888 JUST AS LONG AS I GET PAID. 100 00:04:10,889 --> 00:04:12,556 AH. 101 00:04:12,557 --> 00:04:15,976 WELL, JIMMY "DEAD LEG" GRAVANO WAS KNOWN FOR TWO THINGS. 102 00:04:15,977 --> 00:04:19,062 ONE, HIS BOOTLEGGED MOONSHINE, 103 00:04:19,063 --> 00:04:22,483 AND, TWO, HE WAS THE PREVIOUS OWNER 104 00:04:22,484 --> 00:04:27,738 OF A PRICELESS WORK OF ART... EDVARD MUNCH'S "THE WIDOW." 105 00:04:27,739 --> 00:04:30,824 OH, GOD, SINCLAIR, NOT AGAIN. 106 00:04:30,825 --> 00:04:33,744 I HAVE FINALLY FOUND HER. 107 00:04:33,745 --> 00:04:35,078 YOU SAY THAT EVERY TIME! 108 00:04:35,079 --> 00:04:36,997 WHEN WE BROKE INTO THE BOSTON MUSEUM. 109 00:04:36,998 --> 00:04:39,124 WHEN WE BROKE INTO THE BANK OF LONDON. 110 00:04:39,125 --> 00:04:42,294 WHEN WE BROKE INTO THAT LLAMA FARM IN PERU. 111 00:04:42,295 --> 00:04:44,505 SOUNDS LIKE A WILD GOOSE CHASE TO ME. I'M OUT. 112 00:04:44,506 --> 00:04:47,424 IT'S WORTH $85 MILLION. 113 00:04:47,425 --> 00:04:50,010 "I'M IN," IS WHAT I MEANT TO SAY. 114 00:04:50,011 --> 00:04:51,637 I'M IN. AH. GOOD. 115 00:04:51,638 --> 00:04:54,097 WELL, I THINK WE'VE FOUND OURSELF A SAFE-CRACKER. 116 00:04:54,098 --> 00:04:55,516 YEAH. 117 00:04:55,517 --> 00:04:57,559 [ CRYING ] 118 00:04:57,560 --> 00:05:00,729 FOR GOODNESS' SAKE. AM I MISSING SOMETHING? 119 00:05:00,730 --> 00:05:02,523 AGAINST MY ADVICE, 120 00:05:02,524 --> 00:05:05,818 SHE GOT ROMANTICALLY ENTANGLED WITH OUR LAST SAFE-CRACKER. 121 00:05:05,819 --> 00:05:07,986 OF COURSE, IT ENDED PREDICTABLY. 122 00:05:07,987 --> 00:05:11,031 NOW, LOOK, THIS HOUSE JUST WENT ON THE MARKET. 123 00:05:11,032 --> 00:05:13,408 IF WE HURRY, WE CAN GET INSIDE 124 00:05:13,409 --> 00:05:16,411 BEFORE ANYONE EVEN MOVES IN. 125 00:05:16,412 --> 00:05:19,790 Curtis: [ British accent ] MRS. CATHERINE BAXTER. 126 00:05:19,791 --> 00:05:23,460 LOOK WHAT THE MAILMAN HATH BROUGHT. HUH. 127 00:05:23,461 --> 00:05:26,213 YOU GET INTO HOGWARTS OR SOMETHING? 128 00:05:26,214 --> 00:05:27,965 OH! 129 00:05:27,966 --> 00:05:31,176 IT'S AN INVITATION TO A HOLIDAY PARTY THIS WEEKEND 130 00:05:31,177 --> 00:05:33,095 AT MY NEW BOSS'S PLACE. 131 00:05:33,096 --> 00:05:35,764 AND WHEN I SAY, "PLACE," I MEAN "PRIVATE MOUNTAIN." 132 00:05:35,765 --> 00:05:37,140 OH, WOW! 133 00:05:37,141 --> 00:05:38,725 LOOK AT THAT! 134 00:05:38,726 --> 00:05:41,019 EGGNOG. ELVES. SANTA. OH, THE KIDS WILL LOVE THIS! 135 00:05:41,020 --> 00:05:43,564 [ MUSIC PLAYING THROUGH HEADPHONES, KNOCK ON DOOR ] 136 00:05:43,565 --> 00:05:45,774 HEY, SWEETHEART. 137 00:05:45,775 --> 00:05:48,277 LOOK WHAT I FOUND. 138 00:05:48,278 --> 00:05:50,904 YOUR LITTLE-POP-STAR SINGING MACHINE, REMEMBER? 139 00:05:50,905 --> 00:05:52,990 I HAVEN'T PLAYED WITH THAT THING SINCE I WAS A KID. 140 00:05:52,991 --> 00:05:57,995 ♪ I LOVE YOU, DADDY ♪ 141 00:05:57,996 --> 00:06:01,164 ♪ YOU'RE SO ANNOYING ♪ 142 00:06:01,165 --> 00:06:03,542 ♪ GET OUT OF MY ROOM! ♪ [ LAUGHS ] 143 00:06:03,543 --> 00:06:04,835 [ FEEDBACK SQUEALS ] 144 00:06:04,836 --> 00:06:06,128 WELL... 145 00:06:06,129 --> 00:06:09,590 HEY, UH, YOU WANT TO COME ON DOWNSTAIRS 146 00:06:09,591 --> 00:06:10,716 AND HELP YOUR MOM AND ME UNPACK? 147 00:06:10,717 --> 00:06:13,927 I'D RATHER DIE. PERFECT. 148 00:06:13,928 --> 00:06:15,929 HAVE A GOOD ONE. 149 00:06:15,930 --> 00:06:17,973 Finn: TAKE THAT, OVERKILL! 150 00:06:17,974 --> 00:06:19,224 [ LAUGHS ] 151 00:06:19,225 --> 00:06:21,351 COME ON, COME ON! [ GROANS ] 152 00:06:21,352 --> 00:06:22,936 HEY, BUDDY. 153 00:06:22,937 --> 00:06:24,605 OH, GAMES ALREADY? 154 00:06:24,606 --> 00:06:26,273 I WAS KIND OF HOPING YOU MIGHT WANT TO 155 00:06:26,274 --> 00:06:27,983 EXPLORE THE NEW HOUSE WITH ME, HUH? 156 00:06:27,984 --> 00:06:30,277 WHAT DO YOU THINK? CAPTAIN OVERKILL IS ONLINE NOW. 157 00:06:30,278 --> 00:06:32,571 SORRY... YOU'RE PLAYING ANOTHER KID? 158 00:06:32,572 --> 00:06:34,448 YEAH. ONLINE. 159 00:06:34,449 --> 00:06:35,782 WE PLAY TOGETHER ALL THE TIME. 160 00:06:35,783 --> 00:06:38,368 IT'S COOL. HE'S MY FRIEND. 161 00:06:38,369 --> 00:06:41,538 WELL, HAVE YOU EVER MET THIS FRIEND, LIKE IN REAL LIFE? 162 00:06:41,539 --> 00:06:42,956 NO. BUT HE'S YOUR FRIEND? 163 00:06:42,957 --> 00:06:44,583 WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT HIM? 164 00:06:44,584 --> 00:06:46,126 HE PREFERS PULSE GRENADES. 165 00:06:46,127 --> 00:06:48,086 YEAH. WHO DOESN'T? 166 00:06:48,087 --> 00:06:52,716 DUDE, HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED MAKING SOME REAL FRIENDS? 167 00:06:52,717 --> 00:06:54,635 WHY? 168 00:06:54,636 --> 00:06:57,054 BUDDY, YOU GOT TO GET OUT OF THE HOUSE ONCE IN A WHILE. 169 00:06:57,055 --> 00:06:59,264 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? TRY SOMETHING NEW, RIGHT? 170 00:06:59,265 --> 00:07:01,892 GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD ONCE IN A WHILE, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 171 00:07:01,893 --> 00:07:03,685 OH, MAN! 172 00:07:03,686 --> 00:07:05,938 PULE GRENADES! HOW DOES HE ALWAYS DO THAT? 173 00:07:05,939 --> 00:07:07,522 OKAY, OFF. THAT'S IT. 174 00:07:07,523 --> 00:07:09,942 NO MORE GAMES UNTIL YOU HELP MOM AND ME UNPACK, OKAY? 175 00:07:09,943 --> 00:07:11,319 OKAY, OKAY, OKAY. LET'S GO. 176 00:07:12,862 --> 00:07:14,322 COMING! 177 00:07:20,286 --> 00:07:22,705 DONE! DO YOU WANT ME TO DO THE GLASSES? 178 00:07:23,831 --> 00:07:25,166 I'M GONNA SAY NO. 179 00:07:28,044 --> 00:07:29,628 SMELL THAT? YEAH. 180 00:07:29,629 --> 00:07:31,296 DON'T SMELL THAT IN CALIFORNIA, MY FRIEND. 181 00:07:31,297 --> 00:07:33,048 THAT'S CALLED "AIR." 182 00:07:33,049 --> 00:07:36,134 IT'S ALL AROUND THIS PLACE. 183 00:07:36,135 --> 00:07:38,053 HEY, SMELLS GOOD. 184 00:07:38,054 --> 00:07:40,055 HEY, THAT'S A TENT! 185 00:07:40,056 --> 00:07:41,348 YEAH. MM-HMM. 186 00:07:41,349 --> 00:07:43,934 HOW ABOUT AFTER WE GET SETTLED IN, 187 00:07:43,935 --> 00:07:45,936 YOU AND I GO CAMPING, HUH? 188 00:07:45,937 --> 00:07:48,397 TWO MEN, THE GREAT OUTDOORS... WHAT DO YOU THINK? 189 00:07:48,398 --> 00:07:49,982 WELL, YOU HATE CAMPING. 190 00:07:49,983 --> 00:07:52,442 YEAH, WELL, MAYBE BOTH OF US NEED TO, YOU KNOW, 191 00:07:52,443 --> 00:07:54,444 TRY THINGS OUT OF OUR COMFORT ZONE. 192 00:07:54,445 --> 00:07:57,823 HERE, YOU WANT TO TAKE THAT ONE DOWN TO THE BASEMENT, DUDE? 193 00:07:57,824 --> 00:08:00,200 AND... BASEMENT. 194 00:08:00,201 --> 00:08:01,910 I'M COMING WITH YOU. LET'S GO. 195 00:08:01,911 --> 00:08:04,747 [ DOOR HINGES CREAKING ] 196 00:08:14,716 --> 00:08:16,717 Alexis: PEOPLE GET REALLY GOOD DEALS 197 00:08:16,718 --> 00:08:19,052 IF THEY FIND, LIKE, A DEAD BODY IN THE BASEMENT. 198 00:08:19,053 --> 00:08:21,221 THE BASEMENT LEVEL IN "DRAGONS AND WARRIORS" 199 00:08:21,222 --> 00:08:25,058 IS A PRISON FILLED WITH GHOSTS. 200 00:08:25,059 --> 00:08:29,646 YEAH, WELL, THE BASEMENT IN REAL LIFE... 201 00:08:29,647 --> 00:08:32,524 IS JUST A BASEMENT. 202 00:08:32,525 --> 00:08:33,860 YOU CAN DO THIS. 203 00:09:17,278 --> 00:09:19,072 AAH! AAH! 204 00:09:36,422 --> 00:09:38,841 [ GRUNTS ] 205 00:09:42,929 --> 00:09:46,264 "DEAD LEG IS WATCHING YOU." 206 00:09:46,265 --> 00:09:48,433 [ ELECTRICITY HUMS, ZAPS ] 207 00:09:48,434 --> 00:09:51,479 [ SCREAMS ] 208 00:09:53,481 --> 00:09:56,149 Finn: MOM! MOM! MOM! 209 00:09:56,150 --> 00:09:58,318 DOWNSTAIRS, THE LIGHT EXPLODED... FINN, BREATHE, HONEY. 210 00:09:58,319 --> 00:10:00,821 CALM DOWN. ...AND THERE'S A SECRET DOOR WITH A SCARY MESSAGE 211 00:10:00,822 --> 00:10:02,447 LIKE IT'S WARNING US! WE ARE TRYING TO UNPACK. 212 00:10:02,448 --> 00:10:04,407 MOM, I KNOW, BUT... LOOK, FINN, GO OUTSIDE AND PLAY. 213 00:10:04,408 --> 00:10:05,992 IT'LL BE GOOD FOR YOU. 214 00:10:05,993 --> 00:10:08,328 T-THERE'S A BOY NEXT DOOR THAT YOU CAN PLAY WITH. 215 00:10:08,329 --> 00:10:10,122 I DO NOT WANT TO MEET ANYONE NEW. 216 00:10:10,123 --> 00:10:12,415 CAN I JUST GO UPSTAIRS AND PLAY MY GAME? 217 00:10:12,416 --> 00:10:14,501 FINN, ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME YOU'RE AFRAID TO CROSS THE YARD AND MEET A FRIEND? 218 00:10:14,502 --> 00:10:16,253 WHAT WOULD WE EVEN TALK ABOUT? 219 00:10:16,254 --> 00:10:18,505 UH, ASK HIM WHAT HE LIKES TO DO FOR FUN. 220 00:10:18,506 --> 00:10:21,925 OH, GUYS, I AM SO SORRY! 221 00:10:21,926 --> 00:10:23,511 ARE YOU OKAY? 222 00:10:35,565 --> 00:10:38,192 UM... 223 00:10:40,027 --> 00:10:44,072 UH, SO, WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO FOR FUN AROUND HERE? 224 00:10:44,073 --> 00:10:46,032 LOTS OF STUFF. 225 00:10:46,033 --> 00:10:48,368 L-LIKE WHAT? 226 00:10:48,369 --> 00:10:51,580 YOU KNOW, BUILD SNOWMEN, MAKE SNOWBALLS, 227 00:10:51,581 --> 00:10:53,123 GO SNOW-SLEDDING, 228 00:10:53,124 --> 00:10:55,917 DESIGN SNOW FORTS, GO SNOW SKIING, 229 00:10:55,918 --> 00:10:58,920 MAKE SNOW ANGELS, START A SNOW AVALANCHE, 230 00:10:58,921 --> 00:11:02,132 WEAR SNOW SHOES, PLAY "HIDE AND GO SNOW"... 231 00:11:02,133 --> 00:11:04,009 DID I ALREADY SAY "MAKE SNOWBALLS"? 232 00:11:04,010 --> 00:11:05,886 I GET IT. 233 00:11:05,887 --> 00:11:08,972 UM, BUT ISN'T THERE ANYTHING THAT DOESN'T INVOLVE SNOW? 234 00:11:08,973 --> 00:11:10,932 WE COULD MAKE SNOW CONES! 235 00:11:10,933 --> 00:11:12,475 OH, WAIT... 236 00:11:12,476 --> 00:11:15,395 MAYBE YOU COULD COME OVER TO MY PLACE FOR VIDEO GAMES. 237 00:11:15,396 --> 00:11:16,897 I HAVE "ROBO INFANTRY 3." 238 00:11:16,898 --> 00:11:19,316 IT HAS MULTI-PLAYER. YOU COULD BE A STRIKE ROBOT. 239 00:11:19,317 --> 00:11:20,650 NUH-UH. NO WAY. 240 00:11:20,651 --> 00:11:22,569 WHY NOT? YOUR HOUSE IS HAUNTED. 241 00:11:22,570 --> 00:11:24,446 THAT'S WHY THE LAST PEOPLE MOVED OUT. 242 00:11:24,447 --> 00:11:26,907 HAUNTED? YEAH. 243 00:11:26,908 --> 00:11:28,366 DOORS CREAK OPEN. 244 00:11:28,367 --> 00:11:30,076 LIGHTS FLASH ON AND OFF FOR NO REASON. 245 00:11:30,077 --> 00:11:32,579 IT'S THE GHOST OF A GANGSTER WHO WAS MURDERED THERE. 246 00:11:32,580 --> 00:11:34,998 HE WAS SMOTHERED TO DEATH IN HIS SLEEP. 247 00:11:34,999 --> 00:11:36,958 NO WAY THAT'S REAL. THAT'S IMAGINARY. 248 00:11:36,959 --> 00:11:38,376 OH, IT'S REAL. 249 00:11:38,377 --> 00:11:40,378 MY MOM SAID IT WAS A LONG TIME AGO, 250 00:11:40,379 --> 00:11:41,671 BUT LATE AT NIGHT, 251 00:11:41,672 --> 00:11:44,132 THEY SAY YOU CAN STILL HEAR HIM... 252 00:11:44,133 --> 00:11:46,635 WALKING AROUND, DRAGGING HIS DEFORMED LEG 253 00:11:46,636 --> 00:11:48,428 ACROSS THE FLOOR, 254 00:11:48,429 --> 00:11:51,223 LOOKING FOR REVENGE AGAINST ANYONE WHO TRIES TO SLEEP. 255 00:11:51,224 --> 00:11:54,142 I'D LIKE TO HANG OUT WITH YOU, BUT I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE. 256 00:11:54,143 --> 00:11:56,353 [ GULPS ] 257 00:11:56,354 --> 00:11:57,772 "DEAD LEG IS WATCHING." 258 00:12:04,570 --> 00:12:06,321 ALL RIGHT, BIG GUY, TURN OFF THE VIDEO GAME. 259 00:12:06,322 --> 00:12:08,073 IT'S LIGHTS OUT. 260 00:12:08,074 --> 00:12:10,033 BUT... BUT CAN'T I DO... CAN'T I DO ONE MORE LEVEL? 261 00:12:10,034 --> 00:12:11,243 BUT... BUT... BUT... BUT... BUT... [ GROANS ] 262 00:12:11,244 --> 00:12:13,411 HI, HON. 263 00:12:13,412 --> 00:12:15,664 YOU LIKING YOUR NEW ROOM? 264 00:12:15,665 --> 00:12:17,083 HELLO? 265 00:12:19,460 --> 00:12:21,253 TAKE OFF YOUR HEADPHONES! 266 00:12:21,254 --> 00:12:22,587 THEY'RE EARBUDS. 267 00:12:22,588 --> 00:12:27,217 LOOK, I KNOW THIS MOVE HAS BEEN HARD ON YOU. 268 00:12:27,218 --> 00:12:29,094 SO WHY ARE WE HERE, MOM? 269 00:12:29,095 --> 00:12:31,137 IT'S MY NEW JOB. IT'S A BIG STEP FOR ME. 270 00:12:31,138 --> 00:12:33,473 IT'S SOMETHING I'VE BEEN WORKING TOWARDS A LONG TIME. 271 00:12:33,474 --> 00:12:35,767 BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY, THE REASON WE DECIDED TO MOVE 272 00:12:35,768 --> 00:12:37,602 WAS BECAUSE YOUR FATHER AND I DECIDED 273 00:12:37,603 --> 00:12:39,771 THAT WE WANTED THE BEST FOR YOU AND YOUR BROTHER. 274 00:12:39,772 --> 00:12:42,607 THE BEST, LIKE A 32-GIG TABLET COMPUTER 275 00:12:42,608 --> 00:12:44,276 WITH A PINK-SEQUIN CASE? 276 00:12:44,277 --> 00:12:46,987 THERE'S MORE TO THE HOLIDAYS THAN GIFTS. 277 00:12:46,988 --> 00:12:49,155 [ DOOR CLOSES ] 278 00:12:49,156 --> 00:12:50,740 [ SIGHS ] GREAT. 279 00:12:50,741 --> 00:12:52,284 LAME CHRISTMAS. 280 00:12:52,285 --> 00:12:55,036 OH, THAT WENT WELL. 281 00:12:55,037 --> 00:12:56,496 [ CHUCKLES ] 282 00:12:56,497 --> 00:12:58,164 OH, COME ON. 283 00:12:58,165 --> 00:12:59,457 WE DID IT! 284 00:12:59,458 --> 00:13:03,169 THE BAXTERS HAVE MOVED TO MAINE. 285 00:13:03,170 --> 00:13:05,046 WE'RE MAINIANS! 286 00:13:05,047 --> 00:13:06,256 MAINI... ACS. 287 00:13:06,257 --> 00:13:08,216 WE'RE MINONIANS OR... 288 00:13:08,217 --> 00:13:10,176 IS THIS A MISTAKE? 289 00:13:10,177 --> 00:13:12,554 DID I UPROOT OUR FAMILY FOR A STUPID JOB 290 00:13:12,555 --> 00:13:14,514 WHERE NO ONE WILL APPRECIATE ME? 291 00:13:14,515 --> 00:13:17,642 SWEETHEART, WE APPRECIATE YOU. 292 00:13:17,643 --> 00:13:19,227 YOU KNOW THAT. 293 00:13:19,228 --> 00:13:23,398 AND YOU KNOW YOU'RE GONNA BE THE BEST V.P. 294 00:13:23,399 --> 00:13:26,360 THESE MAINIACS HAVE EVER HAD. 295 00:13:29,363 --> 00:13:30,697 [ SIGHS ] 296 00:13:30,698 --> 00:13:33,575 I DRAGGED US ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE COUNTRY. 297 00:13:33,576 --> 00:13:35,201 OUR CHILDREN HATE ME. 298 00:13:35,202 --> 00:13:37,495 THAT'S NOT TRUE, AND YOU KNOW IT. 299 00:13:37,496 --> 00:13:38,705 ALEXIS HATES ME. 300 00:13:38,706 --> 00:13:41,499 THAT... 301 00:13:41,500 --> 00:13:43,626 YEAH, OKAY, YEAH, SHE HATES YOU. 302 00:13:43,627 --> 00:13:45,545 BUT SHE'S GONNA OUTGROW IT. 303 00:13:45,546 --> 00:13:48,089 AND OUR SON SPENDS EVERY WAKING MINUTE 304 00:13:48,090 --> 00:13:49,716 PLUGGED INTO VIDEO GAMES. 305 00:13:49,717 --> 00:13:52,427 HE JUST NEEDS A LITTLE PUSH OUT OF THE NEST. 306 00:13:52,428 --> 00:13:54,387 HE'S A LITTLE SHY, THAT'S ALL. 307 00:13:54,388 --> 00:13:56,765 HE HAS NO REAL FRIENDS... FRIENDS HIS AGE, 308 00:13:56,766 --> 00:13:58,808 FRIENDS WHO AREN'T SPACE MARINES. 309 00:13:58,809 --> 00:14:01,227 [ CHUCKLES ] SCARED OF HIS OWN SHADOW. 310 00:14:01,228 --> 00:14:03,146 HE'S JUST GOT AN OVERACTIVE IMAGINATION. 311 00:14:03,147 --> 00:14:06,566 WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT? 312 00:14:06,567 --> 00:14:08,401 [ SIGHS ] 313 00:14:08,402 --> 00:14:10,403 [ SCRAPING ] 314 00:14:10,404 --> 00:14:13,490 Mason: ...WALKING AROUND, DRAGGING HIS DEFORMED LEG 315 00:14:13,491 --> 00:14:15,116 ACROSS THE FLOOR, 316 00:14:15,117 --> 00:14:17,703 LOOKING FOR REVENGE AGAINST ANYONE... 317 00:14:19,663 --> 00:14:22,248 [ PANTING ] 318 00:14:22,249 --> 00:14:23,875 I DON'T WANT TO ALARM YOU GUYS... AH! 319 00:14:23,876 --> 00:14:26,586 ...BUT MY ROOM IS TOTALLY HAUNTED BY A GHOST MURDERER! 320 00:14:26,587 --> 00:14:29,465 AAH! WHAT? OH, BUDDY. 321 00:14:31,217 --> 00:14:33,593 OKAY, LOOK, I UNDERSTAND. 322 00:14:33,594 --> 00:14:35,428 CHANGE CAN BE SCARY. 323 00:14:35,429 --> 00:14:38,139 MOVING IS NEVER, NEVER EASY. 324 00:14:38,140 --> 00:14:39,808 [ Muffled ] THIS ISN'T ABOUT CHANGE, DAD. 325 00:14:39,809 --> 00:14:42,102 THIS IS ABOUT SURVIVAL! I WANT TO SLEEP IN HERE. 326 00:14:42,103 --> 00:14:44,312 THERE'S SAFETY IN NUMBERS. 327 00:14:44,313 --> 00:14:46,272 OKAY. HONEYBUNCH... 328 00:14:46,273 --> 00:14:47,732 AAH! 329 00:14:47,733 --> 00:14:50,360 ...YOU ARE TOO OLD TO BE AFRAID OF GHOSTS. 330 00:14:50,361 --> 00:14:51,778 REAL LIFE IS HARD ENOUGH 331 00:14:51,779 --> 00:14:53,906 WITHOUT MAKING UP STUFF TO BE AFRAID OF. 332 00:14:56,492 --> 00:14:58,493 YOU HEARD THE BOSS, RIGHT? 333 00:14:58,494 --> 00:15:00,787 I MEAN, BACK TO BED. YOU'LL BE FINE. 334 00:15:00,788 --> 00:15:03,123 YOU'LL BOTH BE SINGING A DIFFERENT TUNE TOMORROW 335 00:15:03,124 --> 00:15:05,125 IF AN EVIL GHOST SMOTHERS ME IN MY SLEEP. 336 00:15:05,126 --> 00:15:07,836 BACK. TO. BED. 337 00:15:07,837 --> 00:15:09,462 FINE. 338 00:15:09,463 --> 00:15:12,215 BUT IF I HAVE TO SLEEP IN THERE ALL BY MYSELF, 339 00:15:12,216 --> 00:15:15,344 I'M TAKING PRECAUTIONS. 340 00:15:19,014 --> 00:15:22,225 ROBO SQUAD 256, 341 00:15:22,226 --> 00:15:24,686 BRING SHIELDS UP AND SCANNERS ONLINE. 342 00:15:24,687 --> 00:15:26,271 WEAPONS ARE CHARGED. 343 00:15:26,272 --> 00:15:28,565 PERMISSION TO FIRE ON ALL GHOSTS. 344 00:15:28,566 --> 00:15:30,860 THIS IS NOT A DRILL! 345 00:15:56,635 --> 00:16:00,431 [ RUSTLING, CLANGING ] 346 00:16:11,650 --> 00:16:14,486 [ DOOR OPENS ] 347 00:16:14,487 --> 00:16:16,821 [ GASPING ] 348 00:16:16,822 --> 00:16:19,742 [ DOOR HINGES CREAK ] 349 00:16:36,592 --> 00:16:37,842 [ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ] 350 00:16:37,843 --> 00:16:39,802 Curtis: AAH! 351 00:16:39,803 --> 00:16:41,346 [ CRACKLING CONTINUES ] 352 00:16:41,347 --> 00:16:42,722 [ GROANING ] 353 00:16:42,723 --> 00:16:45,058 AAH! AAH! 354 00:16:45,059 --> 00:16:47,101 GOTCHA! HEY! HEY! 355 00:16:47,102 --> 00:16:49,187 WHAT IN THE WORLD IS GOING ON?! 356 00:16:49,188 --> 00:16:50,605 I WAS TRYING TO CATCH THE GHOST. 357 00:16:50,606 --> 00:16:52,023 OH, FOR GOD'S SAKE. 358 00:16:52,024 --> 00:16:54,108 [ Muffled ] WITH A STUN GUN AND A TENT? 359 00:16:54,109 --> 00:16:57,570 I COULDN'T RULE OUT VAMPIRE OR ZOMBIE. OH! 360 00:16:57,571 --> 00:17:00,573 YOU ARE NOT TO TOUCH THIS EVER! 361 00:17:00,574 --> 00:17:02,534 BUT IF I PROVE THIS HOUSE IS HAUNTED, 362 00:17:02,535 --> 00:17:05,036 WE CAN MOVE BACK TO CALIFORNIA! YOU'RE AN IDIOT. 363 00:17:05,037 --> 00:17:06,913 ALEXIS, DON'T CALL YOUR BROTHER AN IDIOT. 364 00:17:06,914 --> 00:17:08,748 FINN, LISTEN... 365 00:17:08,749 --> 00:17:09,749 YOU KNOW... YOU KNOW WHAT, HON? IT'S OKAY. 366 00:17:09,750 --> 00:17:11,751 I GOT THIS. I GOT THIS. 367 00:17:11,752 --> 00:17:13,503 IT'S OKAY. OKAY. 368 00:17:13,504 --> 00:17:16,756 SORRY, DAD. [ GROANS ] 369 00:17:16,757 --> 00:17:17,924 HEY, BUDDY. 370 00:17:17,925 --> 00:17:20,426 OH, FINNIE, FINNIE, FINN. 371 00:17:20,427 --> 00:17:22,595 THAT'S, UH, IMPRESSIVE. 372 00:17:22,596 --> 00:17:24,347 UM... WHAT'S GOING ON? 373 00:17:24,348 --> 00:17:26,349 I HEARD IT, DAD. 374 00:17:26,350 --> 00:17:28,768 IT WAS... IT WAS REAL. 375 00:17:28,769 --> 00:17:30,812 OKAY, WELL, UH, W-WHERE DO YOU HEAR IT? 376 00:17:30,813 --> 00:17:33,231 WHERE... WHERE IS IT? SHUFFLING. 377 00:17:33,232 --> 00:17:36,401 LIKE SOMEONE WAS DRAGGING THEIR DEAD LEG. 378 00:17:36,402 --> 00:17:39,946 [ BRANCHES SCRAPING ] 379 00:17:39,947 --> 00:17:41,364 OH, BUDDY, LOOK. 380 00:17:41,365 --> 00:17:42,699 JUST A TREE BRANCH. 381 00:17:42,700 --> 00:17:43,908 YOU CAN HEAR IT. 382 00:17:43,909 --> 00:17:46,035 THAT'S ALL. [ CHUCKLES ] 383 00:17:46,036 --> 00:17:47,704 OH. THAT'S ALL. 384 00:17:47,705 --> 00:17:51,541 LOOK, DUDE, I KNOW THIS IS DIFFERENT THAN OUR OLD HOUSE, 385 00:17:51,542 --> 00:17:54,377 BUT I PROMISE YOU, BUDDY, 386 00:17:54,378 --> 00:17:57,714 YOU HAVE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO BE AFRAID OF, OKAY? 387 00:17:57,715 --> 00:18:00,050 [ SCRAPING CONTINUES ] 388 00:18:04,263 --> 00:18:05,847 WE'RE TOO LATE. 389 00:18:05,848 --> 00:18:07,473 SOMEBODY'S ALREADY MOVED IN. 390 00:18:07,474 --> 00:18:09,559 WELL, THAT NEVER STOPPED ME BEFORE. 391 00:18:09,560 --> 00:18:11,978 WE'LL JUST WAIT UNTIL THERE'S NO ONE HOME, 392 00:18:11,979 --> 00:18:15,983 AND THEN... WE'LL STRIKE. 393 00:18:22,406 --> 00:18:24,699 Catherine: NOW, EAT UP, EVERYBODY. WE HAVE A BIG DAY TODAY. 394 00:18:24,700 --> 00:18:26,701 WE ARE PICKING OUT OUR CHRISTMAS TREE, 395 00:18:26,702 --> 00:18:28,578 AND WE'RE GONNA GET NEW DECORATIONS AND DECK OUR NEW HALLS TOGETHER! 396 00:18:28,579 --> 00:18:30,538 HOW DOES THAT SOUND? Finn: WE SHOULD PREPARE! 397 00:18:30,539 --> 00:18:32,206 THE GHOST COULD COME BACK WHILE WE'RE OUT. 398 00:18:32,207 --> 00:18:33,958 OH, LOOK, KIDDO. 399 00:18:33,959 --> 00:18:35,835 I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU'VE LEARNED FROM YOUR VIDEO GAME. 400 00:18:35,836 --> 00:18:37,045 THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS GHOSTS, 401 00:18:37,046 --> 00:18:38,880 ESPECIALLY AT CHRISTMASTIME. 402 00:18:38,881 --> 00:18:41,883 GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST, GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT, 403 00:18:41,884 --> 00:18:44,552 GHOST OF CHRISTMAS FUTURE, MARLEY'S GHOST... 404 00:18:44,553 --> 00:18:46,804 WELL, THAT'S WHY WE'RE GETTING A TREE. 405 00:18:46,805 --> 00:18:49,641 BECAUSE, UH, LITTLE-KNOWN FACT... 406 00:18:49,642 --> 00:18:53,519 CHRISTMAS SPIRIT REPELS ALL GHOSTS. NOW, HURRY UP. 407 00:18:53,520 --> 00:18:56,105 WE'RE GONNA LEAVE AS SOON AS YOUR FATHER IS DONE CLEARING THE DRIVEWAY. 408 00:18:56,106 --> 00:18:58,066 THAT COULD BE A WHILE. 409 00:18:58,067 --> 00:18:59,651 [ WHIRRING ] Curtis: COME ON! 410 00:18:59,652 --> 00:19:03,655 [ GRUNTING ] I CAN DO THIS! I CAN DO THIS! 411 00:19:03,656 --> 00:19:05,740 ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. I GOT IT. 412 00:19:05,741 --> 00:19:07,034 OH! [ GROANS ] 413 00:19:09,036 --> 00:19:10,536 COME ON, BABY. I GOT YOU. 414 00:19:10,537 --> 00:19:13,456 WHO CAN LIVE LIKE THIS!? 415 00:19:13,457 --> 00:19:14,958 AMATEUR. 416 00:19:16,585 --> 00:19:18,503 WHAT ARE YOU DOING, WEIRDO? 417 00:19:18,504 --> 00:19:20,088 MAKING MORE GHOST TRAPS. 418 00:19:20,089 --> 00:19:22,632 I'M GONNA PROVE THIS PLACE IS HAUNTED. 419 00:19:22,633 --> 00:19:23,883 YOU'LL SEE. 420 00:19:23,884 --> 00:19:25,593 THEN WE CAN ALL MOVE BACK HOME. 421 00:19:25,594 --> 00:19:27,011 THERE IS NO GHOST. 422 00:19:27,012 --> 00:19:29,555 I WAS JUST MESSING WITH YOU. 423 00:19:29,556 --> 00:19:30,765 NO, THERE IS. 424 00:19:30,766 --> 00:19:32,433 SO, WHAT'S YOUR BIG PLAN? 425 00:19:32,434 --> 00:19:34,852 WRAP THE GHOST UP AND TUCK IT UNDER THE CHRISTMAS TREE? 426 00:19:34,853 --> 00:19:37,188 LOOK, IF THE GHOST TRIES TO GET OUT OF THE BASEMENT 427 00:19:37,189 --> 00:19:38,481 WHILE WE'RE GONE, 428 00:19:38,482 --> 00:19:40,483 THIS WRAPPING PAPER WILL RIP... 429 00:19:40,484 --> 00:19:42,568 PROOF THE GHOST IS REAL. 430 00:19:42,569 --> 00:19:46,197 UM, WOULDN'T REAL GHOSTS JUST FLOAT THROUGH THE DOOR? 431 00:19:46,198 --> 00:19:48,116 YOU'RE NOT HELPING. 432 00:19:48,117 --> 00:19:50,785 [ Panting ] DRIVEWAY'S CLEAR. 433 00:19:50,786 --> 00:19:52,078 YOU GUYS READY? 434 00:19:52,079 --> 00:19:53,705 IT'S GONNA BE FUN. 435 00:19:53,706 --> 00:19:56,082 ♪ DECK THE HALLS WITH BOUGHS OF HOLLY ♪ 436 00:19:56,083 --> 00:19:58,710 ♪ FA-LA-LA-LA-LA, LA-LA-LA-LA ♪ 437 00:19:58,711 --> 00:20:01,212 ♪ 'TIS THE SEASON TO BE JOLLY ♪ 438 00:20:01,213 --> 00:20:03,631 ♪ FA-LA-LA-LA-LA, LA-LA-LA-LA ♪ 439 00:20:03,632 --> 00:20:05,925 ♪ DON WE NOW OUR GAY APPAREL ♪ 440 00:20:05,926 --> 00:20:08,302 ♪ FA-LA-LA, LA-LA-LA, LA-LA-LA ♪ 441 00:20:08,303 --> 00:20:10,722 ♪ TROLL THE ANCIENT YULETIDE CAROL ♪ 442 00:20:10,723 --> 00:20:13,766 ♪ FA-LA-LA-LA-LA, LA-LA-LA-LA ♪ 443 00:20:13,767 --> 00:20:16,561 ♪ FAST AWAY THE OLD YEAR PASSES ♪ 444 00:20:16,562 --> 00:20:19,355 ♪ FA-LA-LA-LA-LA, LA-LA-LA-LA ♪ 445 00:20:19,356 --> 00:20:22,066 ♪ HAIL THE NEW, YE LADS AND LASSES ♪ 446 00:20:22,067 --> 00:20:24,235 ♪ FA-LA-LA-LA-LA, LA-LA-LA-LA ♪ 447 00:20:24,236 --> 00:20:26,946 ♪ SING WE JOYOUS, ALL TOGETHER ♪ 448 00:20:26,947 --> 00:20:29,115 ♪ FA-LA-LA, LA-LA-LA, LA-LA-LA ♪ 449 00:20:29,116 --> 00:20:32,118 ♪ HEEDLESS OF THE WIND AND WEATHER ♪ 450 00:20:32,119 --> 00:20:34,495 ♪ FA-LA-LA-LA-LA, LA-LA-LA-LA ♪ 451 00:20:34,496 --> 00:20:38,499 ♪ FA-LA-LA-LA-LA, LA-LA-LA-LA ♪ 452 00:20:38,500 --> 00:20:41,210 MY CREW BACK HOME... WE'D ROLL IN WITH SHOTGUNS 453 00:20:41,211 --> 00:20:43,504 AND MASKS OF PRESIDENTS AND EVERYTHING. 454 00:20:43,505 --> 00:20:44,881 I'M USUALLY RONALD REAGAN. 455 00:20:44,882 --> 00:20:46,632 WE ROLL IN, KICK THE DOOR DOWN LIKE, 456 00:20:46,633 --> 00:20:47,842 "YO, GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! 457 00:20:47,843 --> 00:20:49,552 NOBODY MOVE!" Jessica: Shh! 458 00:20:49,553 --> 00:20:50,887 "PUT THE MONEY IN THE BAG OR I'LL BLOW YOUR HEAD OFF!" 459 00:20:50,888 --> 00:20:52,138 Sinclair: HOW FASCINATING. 460 00:20:52,139 --> 00:20:53,974 Why don't you just shut up? 461 00:20:56,268 --> 00:20:57,769 We're in. 462 00:20:57,770 --> 00:20:59,646 Great. 463 00:21:22,169 --> 00:21:23,836 Shh! Shh! 464 00:21:23,837 --> 00:21:25,088 Shh! 465 00:21:26,632 --> 00:21:30,301 OH, GINGERBREAD COOKIES! 466 00:21:30,302 --> 00:21:33,596 OOH. [ SNIFFS ] MMM. 467 00:21:33,597 --> 00:21:35,807 I LIKE TO EAT THE HEAD FIRST, 468 00:21:35,808 --> 00:21:37,725 THEN AN ARM, THEN A LEG. 469 00:21:37,726 --> 00:21:41,187 UNDERSTAND THIS... MY CREW IS EXPECTED 470 00:21:41,188 --> 00:21:45,149 TO SLIP IN AND OUT OF OUR TARGETS UNDETECTED LIKE GHOSTS. 471 00:21:45,150 --> 00:21:46,151 Yes. 472 00:21:47,986 --> 00:21:49,695 GOTCHA, CHIEF. 473 00:21:49,696 --> 00:21:52,615 OH, YOU "GOT ME," HUGHES, DID YOU? YOU REALLY GOT ME? 474 00:21:52,616 --> 00:21:55,618 THAT DOESN'T MEAN DRAGGING IN DIRT AND SNOW LIKE THAT 475 00:21:55,619 --> 00:21:57,745 OR EATING THEIR FRESHLY BAKED COOKIES! 476 00:21:57,746 --> 00:22:01,040 AND I DON'T CARE WHETHER THEY'RE GINGERBREAD MEN 477 00:22:01,041 --> 00:22:03,167 OR CHOCOLATE-COCONUT MACAROONS. 478 00:22:03,168 --> 00:22:07,797 CHOCOLATE-COVERED COCONUT MACAROONS WERE STEVE'S FAVORITE. 479 00:22:07,798 --> 00:22:10,049 OH, SHUT UP! BOTH OF YOU! 480 00:22:10,050 --> 00:22:12,134 GOD! JUST LOOK. 481 00:22:12,135 --> 00:22:13,803 THIS IS IMPORTANT. 482 00:22:13,804 --> 00:22:15,847 THERE CAN BE NO MISTAKES. 483 00:22:15,848 --> 00:22:17,598 OKAY. ALL RIGHT. 484 00:22:17,599 --> 00:22:19,267 ALL RIGHT, NOW, LOOK. 485 00:22:19,268 --> 00:22:21,227 PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER. 486 00:22:21,228 --> 00:22:22,728 COME ON. DEEP BREATH. 487 00:22:22,729 --> 00:22:24,313 COME ON. [ BREATHES DEEPLY ] 488 00:22:24,314 --> 00:22:27,316 NOW GO FIND YOURSELF A NICE WINDOW AND KEEP LOOK-OUT. 489 00:22:27,317 --> 00:22:30,820 ALL RIGHT. YOU... COME WITH ME. 490 00:22:30,821 --> 00:22:32,613 IS THAT A NO-GO ON A GLASS OF MILK? 491 00:22:32,614 --> 00:22:34,074 NOW. 492 00:22:41,164 --> 00:22:43,124 THERE'S NOTHING HERE. 493 00:22:43,125 --> 00:22:47,629 YEAH, THAT'S JUST WHAT THE OLD BOOTLEGGER WANTS US TO THINK. 494 00:22:56,138 --> 00:22:58,765 [ KNOCKING ] 495 00:23:13,989 --> 00:23:15,698 OH. [ LAUGHS ] 496 00:23:15,699 --> 00:23:19,035 YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES I EVEN AMAZE MYSELF. 497 00:23:19,036 --> 00:23:22,079 COME ON, RONALD REAGAN. YOU'RE UP. 498 00:23:22,080 --> 00:23:25,917 GET READY TO HAVE YOUR MIND BLOWN. 499 00:23:25,918 --> 00:23:28,002 OKAY. COME ON. 500 00:23:28,003 --> 00:23:30,296 HOLD THIS. OKAY. 501 00:23:30,297 --> 00:23:32,006 OH! 502 00:23:32,007 --> 00:23:35,594 NOT USED TO DOING THIS WITHOUT THE MASK ON. 503 00:23:41,016 --> 00:23:42,935 [ CLICKING ] 504 00:23:54,237 --> 00:23:59,993 OH, WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT? IT REMINDS ME OF... STEVE. 505 00:24:00,994 --> 00:24:02,370 [ LATCH CLICKS ] 506 00:24:02,371 --> 00:24:04,372 THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 507 00:24:04,373 --> 00:24:09,043 YEAH? MOVE! OH. 508 00:24:09,044 --> 00:24:11,630 [ GRUNTS ] 509 00:24:14,257 --> 00:24:16,385 [ GRUNTING CONTINUES ] 510 00:24:19,012 --> 00:24:20,681 PULL! 511 00:24:24,977 --> 00:24:27,354 [ LAUGHS ] 512 00:24:32,109 --> 00:24:34,735 WHA... I... I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 513 00:24:34,736 --> 00:24:37,154 MAYBE SOMEBODY BEAT US TO IT. 514 00:24:37,155 --> 00:24:39,573 NO, IT'S... IT'S IMPOSSIBLE. 515 00:24:39,574 --> 00:24:42,702 ALL MY RESEARCH. ALL MY PLANNING. 516 00:24:42,703 --> 00:24:45,579 ALL THE HISTORICAL CROSSCHECKING. 517 00:24:45,580 --> 00:24:48,374 MY BELOVED GIGI SHOULD BE HERE. 518 00:24:48,375 --> 00:24:50,418 YOUR BELOVED WHAT? 519 00:24:50,419 --> 00:24:54,088 WE WERE SUPPOSED TO HAVE A HOUSE TOGETHER LIKE THIS, 520 00:24:54,089 --> 00:24:55,840 TO GROW OLD TOGETHER. 521 00:24:55,841 --> 00:24:58,217 [ SNIFFLES ] BABY, I MISS YOU. 522 00:24:58,218 --> 00:25:01,137 CAN YOU PLEASE JUST RETURN MY CALLS? 523 00:25:01,138 --> 00:25:02,889 [ VEHICLE APPROACHES ] 524 00:25:05,100 --> 00:25:07,685 OH, CRAP. I GOT TO GO. 525 00:25:07,686 --> 00:25:09,645 PLEASE JUST CALL ME! OKAY. 526 00:25:09,646 --> 00:25:11,647 CODE RED! CODE RED! 527 00:25:11,648 --> 00:25:13,065 WHAT? 528 00:25:13,066 --> 00:25:14,734 CODE RED! QUICK! WE'RE COMPROMISED! 529 00:25:14,735 --> 00:25:16,360 GO! GO! GO! 530 00:25:16,361 --> 00:25:18,362 [ GRUNTING ] 531 00:25:18,363 --> 00:25:19,739 OKAY, GANG. 532 00:25:19,740 --> 00:25:22,158 SO, YOUR MOM AND I WILL GET THE STRAPS. 533 00:25:22,159 --> 00:25:24,744 FINN, YOU AND ALEXIS GET THE BACK. 534 00:25:24,745 --> 00:25:27,455 AND... 535 00:25:27,456 --> 00:25:30,082 MAKE SURE THAT THE WEIGHT IS BALANCED EVENLY. 536 00:25:30,083 --> 00:25:32,334 Catherine: MM-HMM. OKAY, ALEXIS, FINN. 537 00:25:32,335 --> 00:25:33,836 I'M GONNA COME TO YOU GUYS. 538 00:25:33,837 --> 00:25:35,046 WHAT? THE GHOST! 539 00:25:35,047 --> 00:25:37,090 [ SCREAMS ] TREE! 540 00:25:59,696 --> 00:26:01,073 YES! 541 00:26:08,288 --> 00:26:09,622 [ CRASH ] 542 00:26:09,623 --> 00:26:12,084 AH! YAH! 543 00:26:14,377 --> 00:26:15,795 Curtis: YOU'RE SURE YOU SAW SOMETHING? 544 00:26:15,796 --> 00:26:16,921 YES! IT WAS RIGHT HERE BY THE WINDOW! 545 00:26:16,922 --> 00:26:18,297 OKAY. 546 00:26:18,298 --> 00:26:20,800 BUDDY, HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF THE FABLE 547 00:26:20,801 --> 00:26:22,760 "THE BOY WHO CRIED GHOST"? 548 00:26:22,761 --> 00:26:25,846 IF MY SWEATER IS RUINED, YOU ARE SO DEAD! 549 00:26:25,847 --> 00:26:27,515 WE SHOULD CHECK TO SEE IF ANYTHING'S OUT OF PLACE. 550 00:26:27,516 --> 00:26:28,849 FINN, COME HERE. 551 00:26:28,850 --> 00:26:30,810 LET'S CALM DOWN AND TALK ABOUT THIS. 552 00:26:30,811 --> 00:26:32,394 Finn: COOKIES ARE MISSING! 553 00:26:32,395 --> 00:26:34,021 LOOK, LOOK, LOOK, LOOK, LOOK! 554 00:26:34,022 --> 00:26:35,481 THERE WERE SIX GINGERBREAD MEN HERE AT BREAKFAST. 555 00:26:35,482 --> 00:26:37,274 NOW THERE ARE ONLY FOUR! 556 00:26:37,275 --> 00:26:39,652 [ SCOFFS ] ALL THIS PROVES IS THAT SOMEONE DISOBEYED ME 557 00:26:39,653 --> 00:26:42,864 WHEN I SAID NO GINGERBREAD MEN FOR BREAKFAST. 558 00:26:44,533 --> 00:26:46,492 AND LOOK! 559 00:26:46,493 --> 00:26:49,161 MY GHOST TRAP! 560 00:26:49,162 --> 00:26:51,705 THE GHOST IS OUT! IT CAME FROM THE BASEMENT! 561 00:26:51,706 --> 00:26:53,207 OKAY, THAT IS ACTUALLY CREEPY. 562 00:26:53,208 --> 00:26:54,875 DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM. 563 00:26:54,876 --> 00:26:57,169 HONEY, TELL YOUR SON THERE'S NOTHING TO BE AFRAID OF. 564 00:26:57,170 --> 00:26:58,879 I THINK I JUST GOT THE CHILLS. 565 00:26:58,880 --> 00:27:01,423 NOTHING CAME OUT OF THE BASEMENT! 566 00:27:01,424 --> 00:27:04,009 ALL OF YOU ARE ACTING RIDICULOUS. 567 00:27:04,010 --> 00:27:07,054 SHE'S RIGHT. OKAY, THERE'S NOTHING THERE. 568 00:27:07,055 --> 00:27:09,306 AND I'M JUST GONNA CHECK IT OUT. 569 00:27:09,307 --> 00:27:11,183 Alexis: DAD, WAIT. 570 00:27:11,184 --> 00:27:15,813 OKAY, SO, I JUST GOT TO TURN THE LIGHT ON. 571 00:27:15,814 --> 00:27:16,981 AND, UH... 572 00:27:16,982 --> 00:27:18,899 OH, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD. 573 00:27:18,900 --> 00:27:21,193 FRYING PAN, AND HERE WE GO. 574 00:27:21,194 --> 00:27:24,363 OKAY. OKAY. 575 00:27:24,364 --> 00:27:27,241 ALL'S COOL. 576 00:27:27,242 --> 00:27:30,452 LOOKING GOOD. 577 00:27:30,453 --> 00:27:33,998 LOOKING GOOD. 578 00:27:33,999 --> 00:27:35,875 OKAY. 579 00:27:35,876 --> 00:27:37,293 [ SIGHS ] OKAY. 580 00:27:37,294 --> 00:27:40,212 GUYS, LOOK, THERE'S NOBODY DOWN HERE! 581 00:27:40,213 --> 00:27:41,380 THERE'S NOTHING TO BE AFRAID OF. 582 00:27:41,381 --> 00:27:42,841 [ RUSTLING ] [ GASPS ] 583 00:27:48,513 --> 00:27:50,599 [ SCRAPING ] 584 00:27:53,226 --> 00:27:57,479 It's just a branch. 585 00:27:57,480 --> 00:27:59,523 That's all. That's all. 586 00:27:59,524 --> 00:28:00,775 Just a branch. 587 00:28:01,860 --> 00:28:03,986 OH, COME ON, COME ON, COME ON! 588 00:28:03,987 --> 00:28:05,237 WE CAN'T BE LATE. 589 00:28:05,238 --> 00:28:08,240 LET'S GO! 590 00:28:08,241 --> 00:28:09,992 HELLO? 591 00:28:09,993 --> 00:28:11,827 FAMILY! 592 00:28:11,828 --> 00:28:13,538 HELLO! 593 00:28:16,249 --> 00:28:18,083 MY NEW BOSS IS BIG ON PUNCTUALITY. 594 00:28:18,084 --> 00:28:20,085 LET'S GET A MOVE ON! YEAH, I DON'T KNOW. 595 00:28:20,086 --> 00:28:22,546 I'M JUST TRYING TO DECIDE. IS THIS TIE TRYING TOO HARD? 596 00:28:22,547 --> 00:28:23,923 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 597 00:28:23,924 --> 00:28:25,257 WHATEVER MAKES YOU HAPPY, HONEY. 598 00:28:25,258 --> 00:28:27,259 ALL I CARE ABOUT IS THAT I ARRIVE ON TIME 599 00:28:27,260 --> 00:28:28,928 WITH A HUSBAND WEARING PANTS. 600 00:28:28,929 --> 00:28:30,095 PANTS? 601 00:28:30,096 --> 00:28:32,097 WOW. WELL, LA-DEE-DA. 602 00:28:32,098 --> 00:28:34,892 [ Snootily ] LA-DEE-DA. 603 00:28:34,893 --> 00:28:36,727 [ KNOCK ON DOOR ] 604 00:28:36,728 --> 00:28:38,604 [ MUSIC PLAYING THROUGH HEADPHONES ] 605 00:28:38,605 --> 00:28:42,107 ALEXIS! 606 00:28:42,108 --> 00:28:43,442 WE ARE LEAVING FOR THE CHRISTMAS PARTY 607 00:28:43,443 --> 00:28:45,069 IN FIVE MINUTES! 608 00:28:45,070 --> 00:28:47,446 WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME? I DID... MANY, MANY TIMES. 609 00:28:47,447 --> 00:28:49,281 MY NEW BOSS, THE MOUNTAIN LODGE, 610 00:28:49,282 --> 00:28:51,617 CAROLING, EGGNOG... ANY OF THAT RING A BELL? 611 00:28:51,618 --> 00:28:53,911 [ GROANS ] WE HAD FUN YESTERDAY. 612 00:28:53,912 --> 00:28:56,080 DO WE REALLY HAVE TO DO IT AGAIN? 613 00:28:56,081 --> 00:28:58,082 YES... 614 00:28:58,083 --> 00:28:59,333 [ MUSIC STOPS ] ...WE DO. 615 00:28:59,334 --> 00:29:01,253 [ GUNFIRE ] 616 00:29:04,923 --> 00:29:07,216 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? I'VE BEEN CALLING YOU. 617 00:29:07,217 --> 00:29:09,635 TURN IT OFF. 618 00:29:09,636 --> 00:29:12,596 JUST ONE MORE LEVEL, MOM. PLEASE, I'M SO CLOSE TO VICTORY! 619 00:29:12,597 --> 00:29:14,640 OKAY? I'M ALMOST DONE. I'M ALMOST DONE. 620 00:29:14,641 --> 00:29:16,475 THIS IS NOT OPEN FOR DISCUSSION. 621 00:29:16,476 --> 00:29:18,185 MOM, NO! OH, MAN! 622 00:29:18,186 --> 00:29:21,730 I WAS ABOUT TO DEMOLISH CAPTAIN OVERKILL'S ARMORED BASE! 623 00:29:21,731 --> 00:29:23,274 WELL, I'M SURE THAT CAN BE DEMOLISHED TOMORROW. 624 00:29:23,275 --> 00:29:24,608 NOW, HURRY UP. WE'RE GONNA BE LATE. 625 00:29:24,609 --> 00:29:26,568 WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO WITHOUT ME? 626 00:29:26,569 --> 00:29:28,862 LOOK, THIS IS NOT A ROOT CANAL OR SOMETHING. 627 00:29:28,863 --> 00:29:31,490 IT'S A CHRISTMAS PARTY. THERE'LL BE OTHER KIDS THERE. 628 00:29:31,491 --> 00:29:33,158 THAT I'LL HAVE TO TALK TO, 629 00:29:33,159 --> 00:29:35,828 AND THEN THEY'LL ASK ME QUESTIONS, AND... 630 00:29:35,829 --> 00:29:37,830 [ SIGHS ] WILL I HAVE TO SING? 631 00:29:37,831 --> 00:29:40,666 LOOK, I KNOW YOU'RE AFRAID OF NEW SITUATIONS, 632 00:29:40,667 --> 00:29:42,918 BUT I REFUSE TO RAISE A KID WHO'S AFRAID OF EVERYTHING 633 00:29:42,919 --> 00:29:44,503 THAT ISN'T ON A VIDEO SCREEN! 634 00:29:44,504 --> 00:29:46,006 [ LOUD ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ON STEREO IN DISTANCE ] 635 00:29:49,467 --> 00:29:52,177 PUT ON YOUR SHOES. I'M GONNA MURDER YOUR SISTER. 636 00:29:52,178 --> 00:29:53,804 [ MUSIC CONTINUES ] 637 00:29:53,805 --> 00:29:55,347 WHAT'S GOING ON?! 638 00:29:55,348 --> 00:29:58,183 SOMEBODY TOOK MY "HEADPHONES." 639 00:29:58,184 --> 00:29:59,643 WHAT? [ MUSIC STOPS ] 640 00:29:59,644 --> 00:30:01,770 THAT'S IT. FAMILY ANNOUNCEMENT! 641 00:30:01,771 --> 00:30:03,814 WE ARE NOT MOVING BACK TO CALIFORNIA... 642 00:30:03,815 --> 00:30:05,441 NOT BECAUSE OF GHOSTS, 643 00:30:05,442 --> 00:30:07,943 NOT BECAUSE OF POORLY CONCEIVED ACTS OF TEENAGE REBELLION, 644 00:30:07,944 --> 00:30:09,862 NOT EVER. 645 00:30:09,863 --> 00:30:12,656 WE ARE ALL GOING TO LEARN TO LOVE THIS QUAINT LITTLE TOWN 646 00:30:12,657 --> 00:30:15,367 AND THIS BIG CREEPY HOUSE BECAUSE WE HAVE TO, HMM? 647 00:30:15,368 --> 00:30:16,702 IT'S BAD ENOUGH YOU DRAGGED US 648 00:30:16,703 --> 00:30:18,495 ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE COUNTRY! 649 00:30:18,496 --> 00:30:20,706 NOW WE'VE GOT TO PARADE AROUND WITH SMILES ON OUR FACES 650 00:30:20,707 --> 00:30:22,458 JUST SO THAT YOU DON'T FEEL GUILTY? 651 00:30:22,459 --> 00:30:24,335 SO, WHAT? YOU'D RATHER... NOT GO? 652 00:30:24,336 --> 00:30:26,837 STAY HOME? IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT? TOTALLY. 653 00:30:26,838 --> 00:30:28,630 MAYBE I MIGHT ACTUALLY LIKE THIS PLACE 654 00:30:28,631 --> 00:30:30,591 IF I WASN'T AROUND YOU GUYS ALL THE TIME. 655 00:30:30,592 --> 00:30:32,301 OOH. OOH. 656 00:30:32,302 --> 00:30:33,677 OKAY, GREAT! 657 00:30:33,678 --> 00:30:35,179 YOU TWO CAN STAY HERE WHILE YOUR DAD AND I 658 00:30:35,180 --> 00:30:37,056 HAVE ALL THE CHRISTMAS FUN WE CAN HANDLE. 659 00:30:37,057 --> 00:30:38,390 SERIOUSLY? 660 00:30:38,391 --> 00:30:39,892 YEAH. YOU WANT TO STAY HOME, STAY HOME! 661 00:30:39,893 --> 00:30:42,603 OKAY. OKAY. 662 00:30:42,604 --> 00:30:45,439 BUT THERE ARE SOME TERMS AND CONDITIONS. 663 00:30:45,440 --> 00:30:48,609 FIRST OF ALL, ALEXIS, YOU ARE BABYSITTING FINN. 664 00:30:48,610 --> 00:30:50,569 WAIT, HOLD ON. WORKS FOR ME. 665 00:30:50,570 --> 00:30:52,071 AND NO VIDEO GAMES. 666 00:30:52,072 --> 00:30:53,572 MOM! 667 00:30:53,573 --> 00:30:55,700 NO GAMES. NO TV. NO MUSIC. NO PHONE. 668 00:30:57,077 --> 00:30:58,702 YOU PROBABLY WANT TO LEAVE HER THE PHONE. 669 00:30:58,703 --> 00:31:00,204 THESE ARE MY RULES. NO PHONE. 670 00:31:00,205 --> 00:31:01,497 EMERGENCIES. THANK YOU, HONEY. 671 00:31:01,498 --> 00:31:02,998 OKAY, PHONE FOR EMERGENCIES ONLY. 672 00:31:02,999 --> 00:31:04,541 OKAY? OKAY, GREAT. 673 00:31:04,542 --> 00:31:07,087 WELL, I AM GLAD EVERYONE GOT WHAT THEY WANTED. 674 00:31:09,089 --> 00:31:11,340 GUYS... 675 00:31:11,341 --> 00:31:13,759 HAVE FUN NOT BEING PART OF THIS FAMILY. 676 00:31:13,760 --> 00:31:15,552 MERRY CHRISTMAS! 677 00:31:15,553 --> 00:31:17,096 [ ENGINE TURNS OVER ] 678 00:31:17,097 --> 00:31:18,722 HEY, GUYS, WE'LL CALL YOU FROM THE PARTY. 679 00:31:18,723 --> 00:31:20,141 BEHAVE. 680 00:31:29,275 --> 00:31:32,278 I DON'T THINK WE'VE EVER MADE MOM THAT MAD BEFORE. 681 00:31:33,279 --> 00:31:34,655 WHATEVER. 682 00:31:34,656 --> 00:31:38,117 SO, I GUESS IT'S JUST YOU AND ME. 683 00:31:38,118 --> 00:31:39,785 [ SCOFFS ] YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN, WEIRDO. 684 00:31:39,786 --> 00:31:41,829 YOU LEAVE ME ALONE, I LEAVE YOU ALONE. 685 00:31:41,830 --> 00:31:43,372 THAT'S THE DEAL. WHAT?! 686 00:31:43,373 --> 00:31:45,249 BUT SHE TOOK MY GAME CONTROLLER! 687 00:31:45,250 --> 00:31:46,500 WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? 688 00:31:46,501 --> 00:31:48,836 I DON'T CARE. WHATEVER YOU WANT. 689 00:31:48,837 --> 00:31:50,796 WE'RE HOME ALONE. 690 00:31:50,797 --> 00:31:52,841 [ GARAGE DOOR CLOSES ] 691 00:31:57,929 --> 00:31:59,138 HMM. 692 00:31:59,139 --> 00:32:01,640 WONDER IF THEY SELL THEM INDIVIDUALLY. 693 00:32:01,641 --> 00:32:03,475 HMM. WELL, ALL RIGHT. 694 00:32:03,476 --> 00:32:05,394 JUST HAVE TO STABILIZE MY ANKLE. 695 00:32:05,395 --> 00:32:06,687 PERFECT. GOOD. 696 00:32:06,688 --> 00:32:09,481 WHO'S GIGI? NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. 697 00:32:09,482 --> 00:32:11,233 WHAT? WHO'S GIGI? 698 00:32:11,234 --> 00:32:12,776 BACK BY THE SAFE, YOU SAID, 699 00:32:12,777 --> 00:32:14,695 "MY BELOVED GIGI SHOULD BE HERE," 700 00:32:14,696 --> 00:32:17,531 SO I WANT TO KNOW... WHO ARE WE REALLY LOOKING FOR? 701 00:32:17,532 --> 00:32:19,533 ARE WE LOOKING FOR A BODY? 702 00:32:19,534 --> 00:32:22,369 [ SIGHS ] 703 00:32:22,370 --> 00:32:25,789 COME HERE. 704 00:32:25,790 --> 00:32:29,418 GIGI WAS MY GREAT-GRANDMOTHER, 705 00:32:29,419 --> 00:32:34,173 AND IF YOU MUST KNOW, SHE IS "THE WIDOW." 706 00:32:34,174 --> 00:32:35,466 [ GASPS ] 707 00:32:35,467 --> 00:32:36,675 YEAH. 708 00:32:36,676 --> 00:32:38,677 OH. 709 00:32:38,678 --> 00:32:43,056 EDVARD MUNCH WAS SO ENRAPTURED BY HER DOLEFUL BEAUTY 710 00:32:43,057 --> 00:32:45,642 THAT HE PAINTED HER INTO A MASTERPIECE. 711 00:32:45,643 --> 00:32:48,520 IN THE PAINTING, SHE'S SEEN SITTING WITH HER CHILDREN. 712 00:32:48,521 --> 00:32:52,191 [ CHUCKLES ] HER FAMILY. MY FAMILY. 713 00:32:52,192 --> 00:32:53,484 [ SCOFFS ] 714 00:32:53,485 --> 00:32:55,861 THE CANVAS WAS STOLEN DECADES AGO, 715 00:32:55,862 --> 00:32:59,364 BUT I'M GONNA FIND HER. 716 00:32:59,365 --> 00:33:00,908 SHE BELONGS TO ME. 717 00:33:00,909 --> 00:33:02,743 Curtis: YOU OKAY, SWEETIE? 718 00:33:02,744 --> 00:33:04,495 SURE. WHY? 719 00:33:04,496 --> 00:33:07,624 'CAUSE YOU'RE STILL HOLDING FINN'S CONTROLLER. 720 00:33:10,543 --> 00:33:12,586 THANKS. 721 00:33:12,587 --> 00:33:14,880 [ SIGHS ] I JUST... I DON'T KNOW. 722 00:33:14,881 --> 00:33:18,467 I... I'M ALL FOR PUSHING FINN OUT OF THE NEST A BIT, 723 00:33:18,468 --> 00:33:22,179 BUT SHOULD WE REALLY LEAVE HIM HOME ALONE IN A NEW PLACE? 724 00:33:22,180 --> 00:33:23,472 YOU KNOW WHAT? 725 00:33:23,473 --> 00:33:25,557 A FEW HOURS AWAY WILL BE NICE, 726 00:33:25,558 --> 00:33:28,477 AND, HEY, MAYBE THEY'LL LEARN A THING OR TWO 727 00:33:28,478 --> 00:33:29,770 ABOUT RESPONSIBILITY. 728 00:33:29,771 --> 00:33:31,271 YEAH. 729 00:33:31,272 --> 00:33:32,814 [ LAUGHING ] 730 00:33:32,815 --> 00:33:35,567 ♪ DECK THE HALLS WITH BOUGHS OF HOLLY ♪ 731 00:33:35,568 --> 00:33:38,862 I'M! JUMPING! ON! THE! SOFA! 732 00:33:38,863 --> 00:33:41,532 I! DON'T! CARE! 733 00:33:41,533 --> 00:33:42,741 ♪ ...LA-LA-LA-LA ♪ 734 00:33:42,742 --> 00:33:45,702 ♪ DON WE NOW OUR GAY APPAREL ♪ 735 00:33:45,703 --> 00:33:47,955 I'M EATING JUNK FOOD! 736 00:33:47,956 --> 00:33:50,582 I DON'T CARE! 737 00:33:50,583 --> 00:33:52,084 ♪ FA-LA-LA-LA-LA, LA-LA-LA-LA ♪ 738 00:33:52,085 --> 00:33:53,585 ♪ FA-LA-LA-LA-LA, LA-LA-LA-LA ♪ 739 00:33:53,586 --> 00:33:54,962 I BROKE A LAMP! 740 00:33:54,963 --> 00:33:56,713 I CAN'T HEAR YOU! 741 00:33:56,714 --> 00:33:58,507 AND I DON'T CARE. 742 00:33:58,508 --> 00:34:01,301 THE NAME IS BAXTER. 743 00:34:01,302 --> 00:34:03,178 FINN BAXTER. 744 00:34:03,179 --> 00:34:04,429 KAPOW! 745 00:34:04,430 --> 00:34:06,848 [ LAUGHS ] 746 00:34:06,849 --> 00:34:07,849 [ HISSES ] 747 00:34:07,850 --> 00:34:09,351 ♪ ...LA-LA-LA, LA-LA-LA ♪ 748 00:34:09,352 --> 00:34:11,770 ♪ WHILE I TELL OF YULETIDE TREASURE ♪ 749 00:34:11,771 --> 00:34:14,606 ♪ FA-LA-LA-LA-LA, LA-LA-LA-LA ♪ 750 00:34:14,607 --> 00:34:17,569 ♪ FA-LA-LA-LA-LA, LA-LA-LA-LA ♪ 751 00:34:23,992 --> 00:34:25,492 [ GRUNTS ] 752 00:34:25,493 --> 00:34:27,620 [ LAUGHS ] 753 00:34:36,379 --> 00:34:37,754 ROBO SQUAD 256, 754 00:34:37,755 --> 00:34:40,048 ARE YOU READY TO INFILTRATE THE CORE? 755 00:34:40,049 --> 00:34:42,217 YES, COMMANDER. 756 00:34:42,218 --> 00:34:46,638 BOOSTERS ENGAGED IN THREE... TWO... ONE... 757 00:34:46,639 --> 00:34:51,477 ATT-A-A-A-ACK! 758 00:34:53,229 --> 00:34:55,355 WHOA. 759 00:34:55,356 --> 00:34:56,607 AWESOME! 760 00:34:56,608 --> 00:34:58,859 ♪ FA-LA-LA-LA-LA, LA-LA-LA-LA ♪ 761 00:34:58,860 --> 00:35:00,277 ♪ FA-LA-LA-LA-LA... ♪ 762 00:35:00,278 --> 00:35:02,322 AWESOME! 763 00:35:06,409 --> 00:35:08,327 WOW. LOOK AT THIS PARTY. 764 00:35:08,328 --> 00:35:09,661 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] 765 00:35:09,662 --> 00:35:12,497 HI. NICE TO MEET YOU. 766 00:35:12,498 --> 00:35:13,915 LOOK AT ALL THE SANTAS. 767 00:35:13,916 --> 00:35:15,334 [ CHUCKLES ] LOOK AT THAT. 768 00:35:15,335 --> 00:35:17,336 WELCOME, WELCOME! 769 00:35:17,337 --> 00:35:19,338 OUR NEW ADDITION. 770 00:35:19,339 --> 00:35:21,173 [ LAUGHS ] 771 00:35:21,174 --> 00:35:22,799 THANK YOU. 772 00:35:22,800 --> 00:35:24,343 SEE YOU LATER. 773 00:35:24,344 --> 00:35:26,136 MR. CARSON, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR HAVING US. 774 00:35:26,137 --> 00:35:27,596 BUT OF COURSE. 775 00:35:27,597 --> 00:35:29,264 YOU'RE PART OF THE CARSON FAMILY NOW, HUH? 776 00:35:29,265 --> 00:35:30,641 [ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ] Photographer: OVER HERE, GUYS. 777 00:35:30,642 --> 00:35:32,059 SMILE. WAIT A MINUTE! 778 00:35:32,060 --> 00:35:34,853 [ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ] OH, MY GOODNESS. 779 00:35:34,854 --> 00:35:39,358 NOW, ALBERT, I DON'T PAY YOU TO LOAF ABOUT. 780 00:35:39,359 --> 00:35:42,903 PLEASE GET OUR LOVELY NEW VICE PRESIDENT AN EGGNOG! 781 00:35:42,904 --> 00:35:44,529 OH, NO, I-I'M SORRY. 782 00:35:44,530 --> 00:35:46,740 THIS IS MY HUSBAND, CURTIS. 783 00:35:46,741 --> 00:35:48,909 WHAT? I-I'M HER HUSBAND. 784 00:35:48,910 --> 00:35:50,702 I'M CURTIS. HOW ARE YOU? 785 00:35:50,703 --> 00:35:53,080 OH, MY GOD. 786 00:35:53,081 --> 00:35:55,374 MY MISTAKE. 787 00:35:55,375 --> 00:35:58,543 HE'S THE SPITTING IMAGE OF ALBERT, MY BUTLER. 788 00:35:58,544 --> 00:36:00,212 NOW DECEASED. 789 00:36:00,213 --> 00:36:01,588 OH, I'M SORRY. 790 00:36:01,589 --> 00:36:03,548 OH, THE TIE IS THE SAME, TOO! 791 00:36:03,549 --> 00:36:05,258 OH, I TOLD YOU ABOUT THE TIE. 792 00:36:05,259 --> 00:36:08,136 HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT OF TAKING ON THE ASSIGNMENT 793 00:36:08,137 --> 00:36:10,722 OF MANSERVANT? 794 00:36:10,723 --> 00:36:13,892 UH, WELL, I HADN'T THOUGHT, BUT I'M SURE I COULD. 795 00:36:13,893 --> 00:36:16,645 AND YOU HAVE KIDS, TOO. SEVEN OF THEM! 796 00:36:16,646 --> 00:36:18,063 UH, TWO. 797 00:36:18,064 --> 00:36:20,649 OH, IT'S PROBABLY FOR THE BEST. 798 00:36:20,650 --> 00:36:23,485 ALL THOSE CLUTCHING LITTLE HANDS. 799 00:36:23,486 --> 00:36:26,571 [ GROANS ] WHERE ARE THE LITTLE TYKES? 800 00:36:26,572 --> 00:36:28,990 OH, THEY'RE STILL ADJUSTING TO THE MOVE, YOU KNOW, 801 00:36:28,991 --> 00:36:31,743 SO WE DECIDED TO LEAVE THEM AT HOME FOR THE EVENING. 802 00:36:31,744 --> 00:36:34,454 GREAT! AH, THAT'S GREAT. 803 00:36:34,455 --> 00:36:36,373 MORE "REINDEER-IN-A-BLANKET" FOR THE REST OF US, HUH? 804 00:36:36,374 --> 00:36:38,083 [ LAUGHS ] 805 00:36:38,084 --> 00:36:44,089 I'VE HIRED THE BEST REAL-BEARDED SANTAS IN THE COUNTRY 806 00:36:44,090 --> 00:36:46,466 TO SERVE OUR COCKTAILS. 807 00:36:46,467 --> 00:36:49,261 HERE'S ONE NOW. DIG IN. 808 00:36:49,262 --> 00:36:51,471 [ BEEPING ] 809 00:36:51,472 --> 00:36:53,724 [ CHUCKLES ] WHOA. 810 00:36:53,725 --> 00:36:56,643 THIS TIME, YOU'RE GOING DOWN. 811 00:36:56,644 --> 00:36:58,563 [ GUNFIRE ] 812 00:37:04,360 --> 00:37:06,446 [ LAUGHS ] 813 00:37:07,697 --> 00:37:09,741 YES! 814 00:37:12,618 --> 00:37:14,369 [ ALARM BLARING ] 815 00:37:14,370 --> 00:37:16,329 WHAT'S... WHAT'S HAPPENING? HEY! HEY! 816 00:37:16,330 --> 00:37:18,665 WHAT'S GO... NO! NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! 817 00:37:18,666 --> 00:37:20,000 NO, NOT THE BATTERIES. 818 00:37:20,001 --> 00:37:22,210 COME ON, TURN ON. TURN ON! 819 00:37:22,211 --> 00:37:24,629 [ GROANS ] OH, MY GOSH. 820 00:37:24,630 --> 00:37:26,381 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! 821 00:37:26,382 --> 00:37:28,884 OH! NO! 822 00:37:28,885 --> 00:37:30,762 OH, MY GOSH! 823 00:37:33,723 --> 00:37:36,309 OKAY. 824 00:37:42,774 --> 00:37:43,982 YES! YES! 825 00:37:43,983 --> 00:37:46,068 OKAY. OKAY, NOW. 826 00:37:54,827 --> 00:37:59,665 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 827 00:38:09,425 --> 00:38:11,344 [ GROANS ] 828 00:38:12,845 --> 00:38:14,387 NO! 829 00:38:14,388 --> 00:38:16,848 [ BATTERY CLATTERING ] 830 00:38:16,849 --> 00:38:17,934 [ CLATTERING STOPS ] 831 00:38:24,273 --> 00:38:27,692 HI. SO, HOW'S IT GOING OVER THERE? 832 00:38:27,693 --> 00:38:29,444 ALEXIS: All is quiet 833 00:38:29,445 --> 00:38:31,571 WITH NO MUSIC OR TV. 834 00:38:31,572 --> 00:38:33,448 I'M ACTUALLY READING. 835 00:38:33,449 --> 00:38:35,033 [ LAUGHS ] SURE YOU ARE. 836 00:38:35,034 --> 00:38:36,284 I am. 837 00:38:36,285 --> 00:38:37,577 AN ARTICLE ABOUT LIPSTICK. 838 00:38:37,578 --> 00:38:39,037 SO IT'S NOT "WAR AND PEACE," 839 00:38:39,038 --> 00:38:40,789 BUT, HEY, I'M TECHNICALLY READING IT. 840 00:38:40,790 --> 00:38:43,250 OKAY. AND FINN? 841 00:38:43,251 --> 00:38:45,877 HE'S DOWNSTAIRS PLAYING BOARD GAMES WITH THAT SNOW KID. 842 00:38:45,878 --> 00:38:47,045 Oh, he is? 843 00:38:47,046 --> 00:38:48,547 THAT'S GREAT! 844 00:38:48,548 --> 00:38:50,882 HEY, IT'S REALLY SNOWING UP HERE. 845 00:38:50,883 --> 00:38:53,051 ARE YOU GUYS WARM ENOUGH? YES. 846 00:38:53,052 --> 00:38:55,804 YOU DON'T HAVE TO CALL TO CHECK UP ON US EVERY FIVE MINUTES. 847 00:38:55,805 --> 00:38:57,472 "THE PHONE IS FOR EMERGENCY USE ONLY." 848 00:38:57,473 --> 00:38:58,849 Fair enough. 849 00:38:58,850 --> 00:39:00,267 I'LL TEXT WHEN WE'RE HEADED BACK. 850 00:39:00,268 --> 00:39:02,395 Love you. LOVE YOU. BYE. 851 00:39:03,604 --> 00:39:04,896 Finn: NOW CAN YOU HELP ME? 852 00:39:04,897 --> 00:39:07,774 IT WILL TAKE YOU 10 SECONDS. 853 00:39:07,775 --> 00:39:09,025 OKAY. 854 00:39:09,026 --> 00:39:11,486 I'LL GET YOUR DUMB BATTERY. 855 00:39:11,487 --> 00:39:13,488 THEN I'M GONNA GO CHECK OUT THE MALL, 856 00:39:13,489 --> 00:39:15,115 BUT YOU CAN'T TELL MOM I WENT OUT. 857 00:39:15,116 --> 00:39:16,576 DEAL? DEAL. 858 00:39:21,581 --> 00:39:23,623 [ SIGHS ] 859 00:39:23,624 --> 00:39:25,208 [ CREAK ] WHAT WAS THAT!? 860 00:39:25,209 --> 00:39:26,918 DON'T BE SUCH A CHICKEN. 861 00:39:26,919 --> 00:39:28,962 [ GASPS ] 862 00:39:28,963 --> 00:39:30,547 I GOT IT. LET'S GO! 863 00:39:30,548 --> 00:39:33,008 WHY DO YOU THINK A GHOST LIVES DOWN HERE, ANYWAY? 864 00:39:33,009 --> 00:39:34,927 'CAUSE I FOUND THE GHOST'S ROOM. 865 00:39:36,929 --> 00:39:38,848 LOOK. 866 00:39:46,606 --> 00:39:48,940 WHOA! 867 00:39:48,941 --> 00:39:51,484 Finn: WHAT?! THIS WAS LOCKED! 868 00:39:51,485 --> 00:39:54,195 I TRIED IT! A GHOST MUST'VE OPENED IT. 869 00:39:54,196 --> 00:39:57,699 IF YOU'RE TRYING TO SCARE ME, IT'S NOT GONNA WORK. 870 00:39:57,700 --> 00:39:59,034 [ SIGHS ] 871 00:39:59,035 --> 00:40:01,786 IT PROBABLY ONLY LOOKS EMPTY. 872 00:40:01,787 --> 00:40:05,749 IN "ROBO INFANTRY 2," YOU COULD FIND AMMO ROOMS 873 00:40:05,750 --> 00:40:06,958 THAT LOOKED EMPTY, 874 00:40:06,959 --> 00:40:09,294 BUT THEY WOULD HAVE A SECRET DOOR. 875 00:40:09,295 --> 00:40:12,130 THIS ISN'T SOME STUPID VIDEO GAME, LOSER. 876 00:40:12,131 --> 00:40:13,673 THERE'S NO SECRET DOOR. 877 00:40:13,674 --> 00:40:15,051 SEE? [ THUD ] 878 00:40:16,135 --> 00:40:18,053 HOLY COW! [ GASPS ] 879 00:40:18,054 --> 00:40:22,849 DID I MENTION THAT THE SECRET ROOMS WERE OFTEN BOOBY TRAPPED? 880 00:40:22,850 --> 00:40:25,602 COME ON. 881 00:40:25,603 --> 00:40:27,938 [ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ] 882 00:40:27,939 --> 00:40:31,150 [ GASPS ] THIS IS TOTALLY COOL. 883 00:40:34,236 --> 00:40:35,528 O-OKAY. 884 00:40:35,529 --> 00:40:39,658 SO, UH, WELL, WE'VE SEEN IT. 885 00:40:39,659 --> 00:40:41,493 LET'S GO. 886 00:40:41,494 --> 00:40:43,995 TALK ABOUT A CREEPY FAMILY. 887 00:40:43,996 --> 00:40:45,705 YEAH. WAIT, WAIT. 888 00:40:45,706 --> 00:40:46,998 COME HERE. 889 00:40:46,999 --> 00:40:49,417 COME AND LOOK AT THIS. 890 00:40:49,418 --> 00:40:50,752 LOOK. 891 00:40:50,753 --> 00:40:53,923 LOOK AT THE OLD WOMAN'S EYES. 892 00:40:55,841 --> 00:40:58,677 I THINK... I THINK THEY'RE MOVING. 893 00:40:58,678 --> 00:41:01,889 LIKE SHE'S WATCHING US. 894 00:41:04,725 --> 00:41:09,604 NO. NO, SHE'S... SHE'S WATCHING YOU. 895 00:41:09,605 --> 00:41:13,859 BOO! [ SCREAMING ] 896 00:41:18,197 --> 00:41:20,074 [ SCREAMING CONTINUES ] 897 00:41:23,244 --> 00:41:25,161 IT WAS A JOKE! 898 00:41:25,162 --> 00:41:26,831 [ SCOFFS ] 899 00:41:32,128 --> 00:41:33,461 OH. 900 00:41:33,462 --> 00:41:36,548 WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE? 901 00:41:36,549 --> 00:41:38,049 [ SIGHS ] 902 00:41:38,050 --> 00:41:42,887 "TOUCH MY HOOCH AND REGRET IT. 903 00:41:42,888 --> 00:41:45,640 DEAD LEG." 904 00:41:45,641 --> 00:41:48,561 [ SIGHS ] 905 00:41:50,146 --> 00:41:52,105 HUH? WHAT? 906 00:41:52,106 --> 00:41:54,191 OH, CRAP! 907 00:41:57,403 --> 00:41:59,863 [ DOOR LOCKS ] 908 00:41:59,864 --> 00:42:04,242 UGH! OH, PHONE, PHONE, PHONE, PHONE. 909 00:42:04,243 --> 00:42:06,828 [ SIGHS ] FINN! 910 00:42:06,829 --> 00:42:08,079 FINN! I'M STUCK! 911 00:42:08,080 --> 00:42:09,789 OPEN THE DOOR! FINN! 912 00:42:09,790 --> 00:42:10,999 COME DOWN HERE! 913 00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:13,918 FINN, CAN YOU HEAR ME?! 914 00:42:13,919 --> 00:42:15,920 FINN! 915 00:42:15,921 --> 00:42:19,090 CAN YOU HEAR ME?! 916 00:42:19,091 --> 00:42:22,887 [ SCREAMING ] 917 00:42:24,972 --> 00:42:26,139 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] 918 00:42:26,140 --> 00:42:27,975 [ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING ] 919 00:42:33,689 --> 00:42:35,273 WHAT DO YOU SAY WE DITCH THIS SHINDIG? 920 00:42:35,274 --> 00:42:36,983 I MEAN, IT'S GONNA TAKE US A WHILE 921 00:42:36,984 --> 00:42:39,069 TO GET BACK DOWN THE MOUNTAIN IN THIS WEATHER. 922 00:42:39,070 --> 00:42:40,278 SOUNDS GOOD. YEAH? 923 00:42:40,279 --> 00:42:41,738 I WANT TO GET HOME BEFORE BEDTIME 924 00:42:41,739 --> 00:42:43,198 IN CASE FINN IS SCARED. 925 00:42:43,199 --> 00:42:44,991 I LOVE YOU. [ CHUCKLES ] 926 00:42:44,992 --> 00:42:46,326 HERE YOU GO. 927 00:42:46,327 --> 00:42:48,620 SO, YOU, MY DEAR, SAY YOUR GOODBYES. 928 00:42:48,621 --> 00:42:50,580 Carson: EXCUSE ME, EVERYONE! 929 00:42:50,581 --> 00:42:52,290 I WILL... OUT OF THE WAY. 930 00:42:52,291 --> 00:42:57,504 UH, THERE'S GOOD NEWS AND BAD NEWS. 931 00:42:57,505 --> 00:43:02,383 THE BAD NEWS IS THAT THIS LITTLE WINTER STORM 932 00:43:02,384 --> 00:43:05,011 HAS PICKED UP, YOU KNOW? 933 00:43:05,012 --> 00:43:09,265 AND ALL ROADS LEADING DOWN THE MOUNTAIN 934 00:43:09,266 --> 00:43:12,143 WILL BE TEMPORARILY CLOSED. 935 00:43:12,144 --> 00:43:14,354 WHAT? EXCUSE ME, SIR. 936 00:43:14,355 --> 00:43:15,814 FOR HOW LONG? 937 00:43:15,815 --> 00:43:17,982 GOOD QUESTION, CARLA. 938 00:43:17,983 --> 00:43:20,235 OH, IT'S CATHERINE, ACTUALLY. [ CLEARS THROAT ] 939 00:43:20,236 --> 00:43:25,198 FOR THOSE IN THE BACK, CARLA BAXTER, OUR NEW V.P... 940 00:43:25,199 --> 00:43:29,035 [ APPLAUSE ] 941 00:43:29,036 --> 00:43:34,291 ...HAS ASKED HOW LONG WE EXPECT THE ROADS TO BE SHUT DOWN. 942 00:43:36,919 --> 00:43:38,253 I HAVE NO IDEA. 943 00:43:38,254 --> 00:43:40,004 [ INDISTINCT MURMURING ] 944 00:43:40,005 --> 00:43:45,135 BUT THE GOOD NEWS IS THERE'S PLENTY MORE ADULT EGGNOG, 945 00:43:45,136 --> 00:43:46,344 ALL RIGHT? 946 00:43:46,345 --> 00:43:48,179 GO GET THEM, SANTAS. 947 00:43:48,180 --> 00:43:49,515 THE KIDS. [ CLEARS THROAT ] 948 00:44:04,196 --> 00:44:05,530 I'M HERE! 949 00:44:05,531 --> 00:44:08,283 HELLO! FINN, I'M DOWNSTAIRS! 950 00:44:08,284 --> 00:44:12,036 [ SIGHS ] WHO BUILDS A HOUSE LIKE THIS? 951 00:44:12,037 --> 00:44:13,746 THIS IS SO LAME. 952 00:44:13,747 --> 00:44:16,041 NOW I'M TALKING TO MYSELF. 953 00:44:17,710 --> 00:44:21,212 ALEXIS? 954 00:44:21,213 --> 00:44:24,008 D-DID YOU LEAVE YET? 955 00:44:26,135 --> 00:44:28,470 [ CELLPHONE VIBRATES ] 956 00:44:31,640 --> 00:44:33,057 "GONNA BE STUCK HERE A WHILE. 957 00:44:33,058 --> 00:44:34,392 "FROZEN PIZZA IN FREEZER. 958 00:44:34,393 --> 00:44:36,561 MAKE SURE FINN IN BED BY 10:00 P.M." 959 00:44:36,562 --> 00:44:39,981 WELL, A DEAL'S A DEAL. 960 00:44:39,982 --> 00:44:41,817 [ CLICKING ] 961 00:44:45,362 --> 00:44:47,238 OH. OKAY. 962 00:44:47,239 --> 00:44:50,241 OKAY, WELL, I GUESS WE'LL JUST HAVE TO MAKE THE BEST OF IT. 963 00:44:50,242 --> 00:44:52,118 YEAH. I'LL GET YOU AN EGGNOG. 964 00:44:52,119 --> 00:44:54,287 Man: NOT THIS TIME! 965 00:44:54,288 --> 00:44:57,332 [ LAUGHS ] 966 00:44:57,333 --> 00:44:59,667 YOU'LL NEVER BEAT ME! 967 00:44:59,668 --> 00:45:03,087 NO! YOU WERE OUT OF PULSE GRENADES! 968 00:45:03,088 --> 00:45:05,132 [ BEEPING ] 969 00:45:07,134 --> 00:45:10,303 [ SIREN WAILING ] 970 00:45:10,304 --> 00:45:12,932 YES! [ CHUCKLES ] 971 00:45:18,187 --> 00:45:20,480 YOU'VE BEATEN ME LIKE A MILLION TIMES. 972 00:45:20,481 --> 00:45:21,981 HOW DO YOU ALWAYS DO IT? 973 00:45:21,982 --> 00:45:24,401 IS THIS ANDY? Who's Andy? 974 00:45:26,320 --> 00:45:30,281 WHOA. HOW OLD ARE YOU, DUDE? 10. 975 00:45:30,282 --> 00:45:32,075 MAN, I THOUGHT YOU WERE THIS OTHER GUY I PLAY WITH. 976 00:45:32,076 --> 00:45:33,618 IF I HAD KNOWN YOU WERE JUST A KID, 977 00:45:33,619 --> 00:45:35,370 I WOULDN'T HAVE OVERKILLED YOU SO MANY TIMES. 978 00:45:35,371 --> 00:45:36,955 SO WHAT IF I'M 10? 979 00:45:36,956 --> 00:45:38,456 NO, YOU ROCK, DUDE. YOU'RE GOOD. 980 00:45:38,457 --> 00:45:40,291 YOU JUST NEED TO LEARN TO CONSERVE YOUR AMMO. 981 00:45:40,292 --> 00:45:42,085 DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE WORD "CONSERVE" MEANS? 982 00:45:42,086 --> 00:45:44,128 I'M 10. I'M NOT AN IDIOT. 983 00:45:44,129 --> 00:45:46,130 RIGHT. RIGHT. SORRY. [ CHUCKLES ] 984 00:45:46,131 --> 00:45:48,049 SO, HOW DID YOU GET SO GOOD? Practice. 985 00:45:48,050 --> 00:45:51,344 YOU JUST GOT TO DEVOTE 10 TO 14 HOURS A DAY TO THE GAME, 986 00:45:51,345 --> 00:45:52,887 YOU KNOW? PRIORITIES. 987 00:45:52,888 --> 00:45:55,056 MY PARENTS ONLY LET ME PLAY FOR AN HOUR A DAY. 988 00:45:55,057 --> 00:45:57,100 THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM RIGHT THERE. 989 00:45:57,101 --> 00:45:59,143 I LIVE ALONE, SO... 990 00:45:59,144 --> 00:46:01,145 YOU CAN PLAY VIDEO GAMES ALL DAY AND NIGHT 991 00:46:01,146 --> 00:46:03,189 AND NO ONE EVER TELLS YOU TO CLEAN UP YOUR ROOM? 992 00:46:03,190 --> 00:46:05,108 YEAH. [ LAUGHS ] 993 00:46:05,109 --> 00:46:07,068 IT'S PRETTY MUCH THE BEST THING ABOUT GOING TO COLLEGE. 994 00:46:07,069 --> 00:46:08,736 Sounds amazing. 995 00:46:08,737 --> 00:46:12,949 SO, I ASKED FOR THE NEW "ROBO" EXPANSION PACK FOR CHRISTMAS. 996 00:46:12,950 --> 00:46:14,534 WHAT DID YOU ASK FOR? 997 00:46:14,535 --> 00:46:16,286 UH, I DON'T REALLY DO THE WHOLE CHRISTMAS THING 998 00:46:16,287 --> 00:46:17,912 SINCE I DON'T LIVE WITH MY FOLKS ANYMORE. 999 00:46:17,913 --> 00:46:20,665 SO, YOU'RE NOT GONNA VISIT THEM? 1000 00:46:20,666 --> 00:46:23,167 NAH. I DON'T REALLY HAVE, YOU KNOW, THE CASH TO BLOW 1001 00:46:23,168 --> 00:46:25,003 ON PLANE TICKETS RIGHT NOW ANYWAY. 1002 00:46:25,004 --> 00:46:27,380 SO YOU DON'T GET CHRISTMAS? 1003 00:46:27,381 --> 00:46:30,133 Oh, they'll send me something. 1004 00:46:30,134 --> 00:46:34,095 WELL, IF YOU'RE ALONE, IT'S NOT REALLY CHRISTMAS. 1005 00:46:34,096 --> 00:46:37,682 I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT IT LIKE THAT BEFORE. 1006 00:46:37,683 --> 00:46:40,059 WELL, UH, I'LL KEEP YOU COMPANY. 1007 00:46:40,060 --> 00:46:41,352 WANT TO PLAY AGAIN? 1008 00:46:41,353 --> 00:46:42,603 SURE. 1009 00:46:42,604 --> 00:46:44,772 I'LL EVEN GIVE YOU SOME POINTERS. 1010 00:46:44,773 --> 00:46:46,859 [ SCRAPING, CLATTERING ] 1011 00:46:49,069 --> 00:46:50,278 UH-OH. 1012 00:46:50,279 --> 00:46:52,113 UH-OH WHAT? YOU GOT TO GO? 1013 00:46:52,114 --> 00:46:54,615 DO YOU BELIEVE IN GHOSTS? 1014 00:46:54,616 --> 00:46:58,954 FINN, I BELIEVE THIS PLANE OF EXISTENCE HAS MANY MYSTERIES. 1015 00:47:00,664 --> 00:47:02,874 ALL RIGHT, IT'S JUST A BRANCH. 1016 00:47:02,875 --> 00:47:04,208 JUST A BRANCH. 1017 00:47:04,209 --> 00:47:06,337 [ SIGHS ] 1018 00:47:11,508 --> 00:47:13,426 [ SCRAPING, CLATTERING CONTINUE ] 1019 00:47:13,427 --> 00:47:14,428 HUH? 1020 00:47:21,268 --> 00:47:22,728 DEAD LEG! 1021 00:47:29,234 --> 00:47:32,154 [ SCRAPING, CLATTERING CONTINUE ] 1022 00:47:37,910 --> 00:47:40,328 OKAY, THE PERIMETER'S CLEAR. 1023 00:47:40,329 --> 00:47:42,288 NO MOVEMENT. ALL GOOD. ALL RIGHT, LISTEN. 1024 00:47:42,289 --> 00:47:44,290 I... I DON'T WANT TO ALARM YOU, BUT I THINK I JUST SAW SOMEONE 1025 00:47:44,291 --> 00:47:46,959 IN THAT WINDOW UPSTAIRS, BUT... 1026 00:47:46,960 --> 00:47:49,337 A FLICKERING OR, I DON'T KNOW, A SHADOW OR SOMETHING. 1027 00:47:49,338 --> 00:47:51,756 THIS GUY IN TOWN WAS TELLING ME THIS PLACE IS HAUNTED. 1028 00:47:51,757 --> 00:47:53,633 THE GANGSTER WHO STOLE YOUR GREAT GRANNY'S PICTURE... 1029 00:47:53,634 --> 00:47:55,093 HE GOT MURDERED IN THIS HOUSE. 1030 00:47:55,094 --> 00:47:57,011 YOU LEFT THAT PART OUT, DIDN'T YOU? 1031 00:47:57,012 --> 00:47:59,430 MAYBE HE DOESN'T WANT ANYONE TO TOUCH HIS PAINTING. 1032 00:47:59,431 --> 00:48:02,433 YOU KNOW, IF WE HAD SOME SAGE, WE COULD CLEANSE THE HOUSE OUT. 1033 00:48:02,434 --> 00:48:04,268 DON'T BE ABSURD. 1034 00:48:04,269 --> 00:48:05,978 I DON'T WANT TO UPSET SOME GHOST GANGSTER. 1035 00:48:05,979 --> 00:48:08,106 LOOK, WE'RE GOING IN. GHOST OR NO GHOST. 1036 00:48:08,107 --> 00:48:10,274 NOW, COME ON. LET'S GO GET YOUR TOOLS. 1037 00:48:10,275 --> 00:48:12,151 YOU, TOO. COME ON. 1038 00:48:12,152 --> 00:48:14,278 SIMON: Dude, can you still hear me? 1039 00:48:14,279 --> 00:48:16,447 Finn: IT'S THE GHOST. HE'S BACK. 1040 00:48:16,448 --> 00:48:19,951 DID YOU WATCH A SCARY MOVIE ON CABLE OR SOMETHING? WHAT? NO. 1041 00:48:19,952 --> 00:48:21,452 Whatever you do, 1042 00:48:21,453 --> 00:48:24,497 DO NOT STAY UP LATE AND WATCH R-RATED MOVIES. 1043 00:48:24,498 --> 00:48:26,124 IT SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD IDEA, 1044 00:48:26,125 --> 00:48:28,292 BUT YOU CAN'T UN-SEE THAT STUFF, MAN. 1045 00:48:28,293 --> 00:48:29,794 I HAVE TO DO SOMETHING. 1046 00:48:29,795 --> 00:48:32,380 HIDING UNDER THE BLANKETS SOMETIMES WORKS. 1047 00:48:32,381 --> 00:48:33,548 You're not helping. 1048 00:48:33,549 --> 00:48:35,217 BE RIGHT BACK. 1049 00:48:43,976 --> 00:48:45,394 [ GASPS ] 1050 00:48:48,730 --> 00:48:51,232 I THOUGHT YOU SAID THEY WERE AT A CHRISTMAS PARTY! 1051 00:48:51,233 --> 00:48:52,818 IT'S THE GHOST! IT'S THE GHOST! 1052 00:48:57,156 --> 00:49:00,074 IT'S NOT POSSIBLE. OH, I KNOW WHAT IT IS. 1053 00:49:00,075 --> 00:49:02,702 IT'S JUST A SECURITY DEVICE... THAT'S ALL. 1054 00:49:02,703 --> 00:49:05,496 OR MAYBE THEY DIDN'T ALL GO TO THE PARTY. 1055 00:49:05,497 --> 00:49:06,998 OH, DON'T BE SILLY. 1056 00:49:06,999 --> 00:49:09,500 YOU KNOW, SANTA CLAUS, ELVES, EGGNOG. 1057 00:49:09,501 --> 00:49:12,545 I MEAN, PEOPLE IN SMALL TOWNS... THEY LOVE THAT KIND OF CRAP. 1058 00:49:12,546 --> 00:49:14,755 I DON'T KNOW. I'M GETTING A GHOSTY FEELING. 1059 00:49:14,756 --> 00:49:16,466 I THINK I'M FEELING IT, TOO. 1060 00:49:16,467 --> 00:49:18,551 LOOK, THERE ARE NO GHOSTS, YOU FOOLS. 1061 00:49:18,552 --> 00:49:20,720 I MEAN, GOD. LISTEN TO YOURSELVES. 1062 00:49:20,721 --> 00:49:22,346 COME ON. 1063 00:49:22,347 --> 00:49:24,265 [ SCRAPING, CLATTERING ] 1064 00:49:24,266 --> 00:49:25,641 I-I'M NOT WALKING INTO A HAUNTED HOUSE 1065 00:49:25,642 --> 00:49:27,101 IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT. 1066 00:49:27,102 --> 00:49:28,603 I'M NOT CRAZY. 1067 00:49:28,604 --> 00:49:30,062 I'M GETTING THESE CHILLS ON THE BACK OF MY NECK. 1068 00:49:30,063 --> 00:49:32,482 CODE RED! CODE RED! 1069 00:49:32,483 --> 00:49:34,192 COME BACK HERE! 1070 00:49:34,193 --> 00:49:35,402 COME BACK! 1071 00:49:43,494 --> 00:49:45,870 IT WORKED! 1072 00:49:45,871 --> 00:49:49,707 THE GHOST IS GONE! 1073 00:49:49,708 --> 00:49:53,878 Woman: [ In distance ] FINN! 1074 00:49:53,879 --> 00:49:56,672 FINN! 1075 00:49:56,673 --> 00:49:57,798 WHAT'S THAT? 1076 00:49:57,799 --> 00:50:01,219 FINN! 1077 00:50:01,220 --> 00:50:03,721 FINN! 1078 00:50:03,722 --> 00:50:06,933 FINN! 1079 00:50:06,934 --> 00:50:08,809 FINN! 1080 00:50:08,810 --> 00:50:10,728 ALEXIS? 1081 00:50:10,729 --> 00:50:13,940 A-ARE YOU HOME? 1082 00:50:13,941 --> 00:50:17,318 FINN! 1083 00:50:17,319 --> 00:50:22,657 MOM? DAD? FINN! 1084 00:50:22,658 --> 00:50:28,246 FINN! 1085 00:50:28,247 --> 00:50:31,666 FINN! 1086 00:50:31,667 --> 00:50:34,043 FINN! IT'S ME! 1087 00:50:34,044 --> 00:50:35,461 ALEXIS? 1088 00:50:35,462 --> 00:50:36,880 GET ME OUT OF HERE! 1089 00:50:38,090 --> 00:50:39,715 I'M STUCK IN THE BASEMENT. 1090 00:50:39,716 --> 00:50:41,175 IN THE SECRET ROOM? 1091 00:50:41,176 --> 00:50:43,761 YEAH, MORON, I'VE BEEN YELLING FOR YOU! 1092 00:50:43,762 --> 00:50:45,721 I'M IN THE UPSTAIRS BATHROOM. 1093 00:50:45,722 --> 00:50:47,473 I THOUGHT YOU WERE AT THE MALL. 1094 00:50:47,474 --> 00:50:49,642 I WISH I WERE AT THE MALL. 1095 00:50:49,643 --> 00:50:51,352 WHERE ARE MOM AND DAD? 1096 00:50:51,353 --> 00:50:52,562 THEY SENT A TEXT. 1097 00:50:52,563 --> 00:50:55,022 THEY'RE GONNA BE LATE. GREAT. 1098 00:50:55,023 --> 00:50:57,692 UGH. IT'S SO CREEPY DOWN HERE. 1099 00:50:57,693 --> 00:51:00,112 YOU GOT TO GET ME OUT... NOW. 1100 00:51:08,620 --> 00:51:09,620 OKAY. 1101 00:51:09,621 --> 00:51:10,705 [ EXHALES SHARPLY ] 1102 00:51:10,706 --> 00:51:12,708 [ GRUNTING ] 1103 00:51:15,335 --> 00:51:16,711 OKAY. OKAY, LET'S TRY THIS. 1104 00:51:16,712 --> 00:51:18,337 [ CLICKING ] 1105 00:51:18,338 --> 00:51:19,964 Okay. 1106 00:51:19,965 --> 00:51:23,551 [ GRUNTING ] 1107 00:51:23,552 --> 00:51:25,845 WHAT CUTS THROUGH A SAFE? WHAT CUTS THROUGH A SAFE? 1108 00:51:25,846 --> 00:51:28,973 OH, SHE CAN'T HEAR ME. 1109 00:51:28,974 --> 00:51:30,975 I'LL GET YOU OUT SOMEHOW. I PROMISE! 1110 00:51:30,976 --> 00:51:32,394 SHE STILL CAN'T HEAR ME. 1111 00:51:36,648 --> 00:51:37,690 HIYA, FINN. 1112 00:51:37,691 --> 00:51:40,234 MORE SNOW! 1113 00:51:40,235 --> 00:51:41,360 I SEE THAT. 1114 00:51:41,361 --> 00:51:42,820 WANT TO MAKE SNOWBALLS WITH ME? 1115 00:51:42,821 --> 00:51:44,947 I HAVE A SYSTEM TO MAKE THE PERFECT SNOWBALL. 1116 00:51:44,948 --> 00:51:47,575 I CAN'T RIGHT NOW. MY SISTER'S TRAPPED IN THE BASEMENT, 1117 00:51:47,576 --> 00:51:48,993 AND I HAVE TO BUY SUPPLIES TO BREAK HER OUT. 1118 00:51:48,994 --> 00:51:51,830 OH, COOL. SEE YOU LATER. 1119 00:52:00,339 --> 00:52:01,923 [ CASH REGISTER BEEPING ] 1120 00:52:17,564 --> 00:52:19,566 [ GRUNTING ] 1121 00:52:23,862 --> 00:52:26,698 SORRY. [ GRUNTS ] 1122 00:52:28,450 --> 00:52:34,038 Cashier: THAT IS $2,152.71. 1123 00:52:34,039 --> 00:52:35,290 HMM. 1124 00:52:36,583 --> 00:52:38,542 AND WHOM SHALL I MAKE THIS OUT TO? 1125 00:52:38,543 --> 00:52:42,880 WE ONLY TAKE PERSONAL CHECKS WITH A VALID DRIVER'S LICENSE. 1126 00:52:42,881 --> 00:52:45,800 AH, I MUST HAVE LEFT THAT IN MY OTHER PANTS. 1127 00:52:45,801 --> 00:52:48,552 [ COINS JINGLE ] WHAT CAN I GET... 1128 00:52:48,553 --> 00:52:49,553 FOR... 1129 00:52:49,554 --> 00:52:51,973 $1.68? 1130 00:52:54,393 --> 00:52:55,893 HAPPY HOLIDAYS! 1131 00:52:55,894 --> 00:52:58,604 MERRY CHRISTMAS. 1132 00:52:58,605 --> 00:53:00,272 [ DOOR OPENS ] 1133 00:53:00,273 --> 00:53:02,566 [ GRUNTS ] 1134 00:53:02,567 --> 00:53:03,567 OH, I'M SORRY. 1135 00:53:03,568 --> 00:53:04,944 BE CAREFUL, YOUNG MAN. 1136 00:53:04,945 --> 00:53:06,404 WHAT'S THE RUSH? 1137 00:53:06,405 --> 00:53:08,322 IS THERE A FIRE SOMEWHERE? 1138 00:53:08,323 --> 00:53:10,575 [ SCRAPING, CLATTERING ] 1139 00:53:32,639 --> 00:53:34,598 ONE AMERICANO. THANK YOU. 1140 00:53:34,599 --> 00:53:36,559 ONE PUMPKIN-MOCHA LATTE 1141 00:53:36,560 --> 00:53:38,436 WITH EXTRA WHIPPED CREAM. 1142 00:53:38,437 --> 00:53:41,147 THANKS. I'M STILL NOT GOING IN THE HAUNTED HOUSE, THOUGH. 1143 00:53:41,148 --> 00:53:43,023 WHAT'S IT GONNA TAKE FOR YOU TWO BOZOS 1144 00:53:43,024 --> 00:53:45,317 TO COMPLETE THE JOB YOU WERE EXPLICITLY HIRED TO DO? 1145 00:53:45,318 --> 00:53:48,112 THAT IS, BREAK INTO AN EMPTY HOUSE 1146 00:53:48,113 --> 00:53:50,030 AND STEAL A SIMPLE PAINTING. 1147 00:53:50,031 --> 00:53:51,198 PLEASE, DO TELL. 1148 00:53:51,199 --> 00:53:52,199 NO GHOST. MORE MONEY. 1149 00:53:52,200 --> 00:53:54,285 UH, YEAH, MORE MONEY. 1150 00:53:54,286 --> 00:53:56,662 [ Laughing ] MORE MONEY? OH, YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING! 1151 00:53:56,663 --> 00:54:00,291 WHAT... YOU... YOU DRAG IN FILTH AND CRUMBS INTO THE SCENE, 1152 00:54:00,292 --> 00:54:02,835 AND YOU... YOU BOTCHED THE LOOKOUT LIKE AN AMATEUR. 1153 00:54:02,836 --> 00:54:05,629 AND NOW YOU WANT A BIGGER SPLIT OF THE SPOILS? 1154 00:54:05,630 --> 00:54:06,839 OH, COME ON. 1155 00:54:06,840 --> 00:54:08,633 I BELIEVE YOU WANT YOUR GIGI BACK. 1156 00:54:09,926 --> 00:54:10,968 LOOK... 1157 00:54:10,969 --> 00:54:12,470 WE HAD A DEAL... 1158 00:54:12,471 --> 00:54:15,473 25% FOR YOU, 25% FOR DINGBAT HERE, 1159 00:54:15,474 --> 00:54:17,391 AND 50% FOR ME. YEAH? 1160 00:54:17,392 --> 00:54:20,853 WELL, THE DEAL'S CHANGED NOW SINCE THE GHOST. 1161 00:54:20,854 --> 00:54:23,147 50% FOR ME. 50% FOR JESSICA. 1162 00:54:23,148 --> 00:54:24,357 25% FOR YOU. 1163 00:54:28,695 --> 00:54:30,154 WHAT? LOOK... 1164 00:54:30,155 --> 00:54:32,615 WE'RE GONNA SPLIT IT THREE WAYS. 1165 00:54:32,616 --> 00:54:35,660 OTHERWISE, WE WALK, AND GIGI GOES BYE-BYE. 1166 00:54:37,162 --> 00:54:40,499 YOU ARE A HARD-HEARTED WOMAN. 1167 00:54:44,503 --> 00:54:46,086 WANT TO HELP ME FINISH MY SNOW FORT? 1168 00:54:46,087 --> 00:54:47,087 I CAN'T RIGHT NOW. 1169 00:54:47,088 --> 00:54:48,464 A TEAM OF ART THIEVES 1170 00:54:48,465 --> 00:54:49,840 IS PLANNING AN ASSAULT ON MY NEW HOUSE. 1171 00:54:49,841 --> 00:54:51,383 AND I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN DEFEND IT. 1172 00:54:51,384 --> 00:54:54,054 OH, COOL. SEE YOU LATER. 1173 00:54:55,180 --> 00:54:58,183 [ SIGHS ] 1174 00:55:12,280 --> 00:55:14,156 REALLY? 1175 00:55:14,157 --> 00:55:15,534 Finn: ALEXIS! 1176 00:55:16,785 --> 00:55:18,869 THE HOUSE ISN'T HAUNTED. 1177 00:55:18,870 --> 00:55:20,371 WE'RE UNDER SIEGE! 1178 00:55:20,372 --> 00:55:21,705 IT'S BEING ROBBED! 1179 00:55:21,706 --> 00:55:24,291 THIS ISN'T ONE OF YOUR GAMES, FINN. 1180 00:55:24,292 --> 00:55:26,377 I KNOW I WAS WRONG ABOUT THE GHOST BEFORE, 1181 00:55:26,378 --> 00:55:27,878 BUT THERE ARE ART THIEVES, AND... 1182 00:55:27,879 --> 00:55:29,213 JUST STOP SCREWING AROUND 1183 00:55:29,214 --> 00:55:30,881 AND GET ME OUT OF HERE. 1184 00:55:30,882 --> 00:55:32,759 OR FIND SOMEONE WHO CAN. 1185 00:55:35,303 --> 00:55:37,055 [ BEEPING ] 1186 00:55:38,640 --> 00:55:40,724 WHAT'S UP, LITTLE MAN? NEED SOME MORE POINTERS? 1187 00:55:40,725 --> 00:55:43,727 THIEVES ARE ATTACKING MY HOUSE. I'M UNDER SIEGE! 1188 00:55:43,728 --> 00:55:45,604 UH, WHAT GAME ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? They're almost here. 1189 00:55:45,605 --> 00:55:47,273 HOW DO I STOP THEM FROM GETTING IN? 1190 00:55:47,274 --> 00:55:50,317 UH, SOUNDS LIKE A TOWER-DEFENSE GAME? 1191 00:55:50,318 --> 00:55:51,944 LIKE LEVEL 17 ON "ROBO INFANTRY 3"! 1192 00:55:51,945 --> 00:55:53,737 Exactly. 1193 00:55:53,738 --> 00:55:56,657 NOW, WHAT ARE YOUR CHARACTER'S SKILLS AND ABILITIES? 1194 00:55:56,658 --> 00:55:58,826 UM, I'M GOOD AT TRAPS. Excellent. 1195 00:55:58,827 --> 00:56:00,578 NOW, DON'T JUST SET ONE OR TWO. 1196 00:56:00,579 --> 00:56:02,496 THE KEY TO THESE TYPES OF GAMES... 1197 00:56:02,497 --> 00:56:04,623 YOU NEED TO STAGGER YOUR DEFENSES, OKAY? 1198 00:56:04,624 --> 00:56:06,750 I HAVE TO IDENTIFY THE WEAKNESS IN MY PERIMETER 1199 00:56:06,751 --> 00:56:08,085 AND SET DETERRENTS. 1200 00:56:08,086 --> 00:56:09,461 RIGHT, BUT TO REALLY WIN, 1201 00:56:09,462 --> 00:56:11,422 YOU NEED TRAPS THAT DEPLOY ON THEIR OWN. 1202 00:56:11,423 --> 00:56:13,591 LIKE YOUR PULSE GRENADES! 1203 00:56:13,592 --> 00:56:15,593 AH, YOU FIGURED OUT MY SECRET. 1204 00:56:15,594 --> 00:56:17,845 NOW, HOW MUCH AMMO DO YOU HAVE? 1205 00:56:17,846 --> 00:56:19,763 WELL, NONE. 1206 00:56:19,764 --> 00:56:22,058 ALL I COULD AFFORD WAS A SPOOL OF STRING. 1207 00:56:23,518 --> 00:56:25,644 I GOT TO GET THIS GAME. IT SOUNDS AWESOME. 1208 00:56:25,645 --> 00:56:27,938 UH, SO, THAT'S NOT A LOT TO WORK WITH. 1209 00:56:27,939 --> 00:56:29,815 I CAN USE MY ENVIRONMENT. 1210 00:56:29,816 --> 00:56:31,275 GREAT! YEAH! 1211 00:56:31,276 --> 00:56:32,610 UM, THAT'S HOW THESE GAMES USUALLY WORK. 1212 00:56:32,611 --> 00:56:34,028 YOU NEED TO THINK OUTSIDE THE BOX 1213 00:56:34,029 --> 00:56:35,154 AND FIND OTHER RESOURCES. 1214 00:56:35,155 --> 00:56:36,238 YEAH, I CAN DO THAT. 1215 00:56:36,239 --> 00:56:37,656 Yeah, I know you can, dude. 1216 00:56:37,657 --> 00:56:39,116 YOU'RE LIKE THE SMARTEST KID I KNOW. 1217 00:56:39,117 --> 00:56:40,784 You can figure out the specifics. 1218 00:56:40,785 --> 00:56:42,620 AND, HEY, IF YOU NEED ANY MORE POINTERS, 1219 00:56:42,621 --> 00:56:45,623 I'LL BE ONLINE FOR THE NEXT... 1220 00:56:45,624 --> 00:56:47,082 8 TO 10 YEARS, PROBABLY. 1221 00:56:47,083 --> 00:56:49,126 YOU KNOW WHAT MY DAD ALWAYS SAYS? 1222 00:56:49,127 --> 00:56:50,794 What? 1223 00:56:50,795 --> 00:56:52,796 "YOU GOT TO GET OUT OF THE HOUSE ONCE IN A WHILE, BUDDY. 1224 00:56:52,797 --> 00:56:55,717 ENJOY THE REAL WORLD... IT'S THE BEST GAME THERE IS." 1225 00:57:22,661 --> 00:57:24,704 [ SCISSORS SNIP ] 1226 00:57:56,236 --> 00:57:58,780 UGH. [ COUGHS ] 1227 00:58:34,899 --> 00:58:37,234 THE ONLY THING TO BE AFRAID OF IN THIS HOUSE 1228 00:58:37,235 --> 00:58:38,653 IS ME. 1229 00:58:45,869 --> 00:58:49,121 [ SCRAPING, CLATTERING ] 1230 00:58:49,122 --> 00:58:50,914 Shh! 1231 00:58:50,915 --> 00:58:52,583 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 1232 00:58:52,584 --> 00:58:53,793 LOOK AT THIS. 1233 00:58:55,211 --> 00:58:56,962 YOU SEE? THE HOUSE IS HAUNTED. 1234 00:58:56,963 --> 00:58:58,589 THE GHOST KNOWS WE'RE COMING. 1235 00:58:58,590 --> 00:59:00,007 OH, REALLY? 1236 00:59:00,008 --> 00:59:01,425 UH, DID THE GHOST USE THAT BUCKET, TOO? 1237 00:59:01,426 --> 00:59:03,135 HE'S GOT A POINT. 1238 00:59:03,136 --> 00:59:04,428 COME ON, YOU TWO. 1239 00:59:04,429 --> 00:59:05,804 JUST FOCUS HERE. 1240 00:59:05,805 --> 00:59:07,264 ALL RIGHT. 1241 00:59:07,265 --> 00:59:09,433 WE'RE NOT A BUNCH OF TWO-BIT BANDITS. 1242 00:59:09,434 --> 00:59:12,102 WE'RE NOT GONNA BE STYMIED BY A SLIPPERY WALKWAY. 1243 00:59:12,103 --> 00:59:14,480 ALL RIGHT. FOLLOW ME. 1244 00:59:14,481 --> 00:59:16,441 OKAY. 1245 00:59:21,404 --> 00:59:24,239 ROLL-UP GARAGE DOORS... EASIEST KIND TO BREAK INTO. 1246 00:59:24,240 --> 00:59:26,034 GOOD. 1247 00:59:31,122 --> 00:59:32,123 HURRY UP. 1248 00:59:40,173 --> 00:59:41,423 IT'S STUCK ON SOMETHING. 1249 00:59:41,424 --> 00:59:43,050 Hughes: SOMETHING SUPERNATURAL? 1250 00:59:43,051 --> 00:59:44,218 OH, SHUT UP. GO HELP HER. 1251 00:59:44,219 --> 00:59:45,219 COME ON. 1252 00:59:45,220 --> 00:59:48,597 [ WHIMPERS ] GO ON. 1253 00:59:48,598 --> 00:59:50,975 [ BOTH GRUNTING ] 1254 00:59:55,939 --> 00:59:57,190 COME ON. 1255 01:00:03,696 --> 01:00:05,823 [ BOTH SHOUT ] 1256 01:00:05,824 --> 01:00:08,117 STOP SCREWING AROUND. OHH. 1257 01:00:08,118 --> 01:00:09,618 JESSICA, CIRCLE THE PERIMETER OF THE HOUSE. 1258 01:00:09,619 --> 01:00:11,787 SEE IF THERE'S A WINDOW OPEN. 1259 01:00:11,788 --> 01:00:13,705 AND YOU, MR. PRESIDENT, 1260 01:00:13,706 --> 01:00:15,207 GET INTO THE GARAGE. 1261 01:00:15,208 --> 01:00:17,459 THE HOUSE HAS A MIND OF ITS OWN. 1262 01:00:17,460 --> 01:00:19,504 OH. UNLIKE SOMEONE I KNOW. 1263 01:00:21,548 --> 01:00:23,925 [ SIGHS ] 1264 01:00:35,061 --> 01:00:36,062 LAME. 1265 01:01:12,557 --> 01:01:13,892 [ GRUNTS ] 1266 01:01:15,435 --> 01:01:19,022 AAH! WHOA! 1267 01:01:24,194 --> 01:01:26,946 WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT? 1268 01:01:35,288 --> 01:01:37,164 Sinclair: ARE YOU IN? 1269 01:01:37,165 --> 01:01:38,457 [ GRUNTS ] 1270 01:01:38,458 --> 01:01:41,586 NOW GO 'ROUND AND OPEN THE FRONT DOOR. 1271 01:01:47,634 --> 01:01:48,760 [ ENGINE TURNS OVER ] 1272 01:01:58,228 --> 01:02:01,313 AAH! STOP! STOP! 1273 01:02:01,314 --> 01:02:02,773 SINCLAIR! AAH! 1274 01:02:02,774 --> 01:02:04,692 [ SCREAMING, CLATTERING ] 1275 01:02:09,614 --> 01:02:11,449 [ SCREAMING AND CLATTERING STOP ] 1276 01:02:14,744 --> 01:02:17,497 [ Strained ] OUCH. OH... 1277 01:02:24,796 --> 01:02:26,421 [ CHUCKLES ] 1278 01:02:26,422 --> 01:02:29,591 I AIN'T AFRAID OF NO GHOST. 1279 01:02:29,592 --> 01:02:33,428 [ GRUNTS ] 1280 01:02:33,429 --> 01:02:36,266 COMING IN HANDY, RUDOLPH. 1281 01:02:41,813 --> 01:02:43,314 ALL RIGHT. 1282 01:02:51,239 --> 01:02:52,531 OKAY. 1283 01:02:52,532 --> 01:02:54,950 PERFECT. 1284 01:02:54,951 --> 01:02:56,451 UGH. 1285 01:02:56,452 --> 01:02:58,287 UGH! 1286 01:02:58,288 --> 01:03:00,123 OKAY. 1287 01:03:05,128 --> 01:03:07,129 [ SIGHS ] GEEZ. 1288 01:03:07,130 --> 01:03:08,463 ALL RIGHT. 1289 01:03:08,464 --> 01:03:10,173 [ GRUNTS ] 1290 01:03:10,174 --> 01:03:11,175 OKAY. 1291 01:03:17,140 --> 01:03:18,140 [ CHUCKLES ] 1292 01:03:18,141 --> 01:03:22,061 HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW? 1293 01:03:27,525 --> 01:03:28,693 [ GRUNTING ] 1294 01:03:30,486 --> 01:03:31,737 [ GASPS ] OH! 1295 01:03:31,738 --> 01:03:34,156 OH! 1296 01:03:34,157 --> 01:03:35,991 [ GRUNTS, SIGHS ] 1297 01:03:35,992 --> 01:03:37,660 THE HOUSE HAS GOT ME! 1298 01:03:53,051 --> 01:03:54,760 AH. 1299 01:03:54,761 --> 01:03:56,304 AAH! 1300 01:03:57,555 --> 01:04:00,098 AAH! 1301 01:04:00,099 --> 01:04:04,394 [ Crying ] AAH! 1302 01:04:04,395 --> 01:04:06,147 GROSS! 1303 01:04:11,027 --> 01:04:12,736 [ DOORKNOB TURNS ] 1304 01:04:12,737 --> 01:04:14,530 [ DOOR HINGES SQUEAK ] 1305 01:04:33,132 --> 01:04:35,176 [ LIQUID DRIPPING ] 1306 01:04:53,236 --> 01:04:55,238 [ SIGHS ] 1307 01:04:58,324 --> 01:05:00,576 ART THIEVES? 1308 01:05:02,120 --> 01:05:03,412 AWESOME! 1309 01:05:03,413 --> 01:05:05,622 MY PERIMETER IS TOTALLY HOLDING UP! 1310 01:05:05,623 --> 01:05:07,249 HEY, UH, I'VE BEEN SEARCHING THE NET, 1311 01:05:07,250 --> 01:05:09,084 AND I CAN'T FIND WHATEVER GAME YOU'RE PLAYING. 1312 01:05:09,085 --> 01:05:10,752 THIS ISN'T A GAME. 1313 01:05:10,753 --> 01:05:14,089 THIS IS REAL. THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT SO COOL. 1314 01:05:14,090 --> 01:05:15,508 RIGHT. AH. SORRY. 1315 01:05:17,552 --> 01:05:18,718 WAIT! 1316 01:05:18,719 --> 01:05:20,387 HOLD UP. 1317 01:05:20,388 --> 01:05:22,556 ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT YOU'RE REALLY A 10-YEAR-OLD 1318 01:05:22,557 --> 01:05:24,641 WHO'S BEEN LEFT HOME ALL BY YOURSELF, 1319 01:05:24,642 --> 01:05:26,810 AND NOW REAL THIEVES ARE TRYING TO BREAK IN? 1320 01:05:26,811 --> 01:05:28,478 YEP. 1321 01:05:28,479 --> 01:05:30,355 AND MY SISTER'S TRAPPED IN THE BASEMENT RIGHT NOW, 1322 01:05:30,356 --> 01:05:31,356 SO I GOT TO GO. 1323 01:05:31,357 --> 01:05:32,774 Oh, my God. Wait. 1324 01:05:32,775 --> 01:05:34,317 I-I-I'VE GOT TO CALL THE COPS 1325 01:05:34,318 --> 01:05:35,610 OR... OR... OR YOUR PARENTS 1326 01:05:35,611 --> 01:05:37,320 OR, LIKE, JACK BAUER OR SOMETHING! 1327 01:05:37,321 --> 01:05:38,864 WHERE DO YOU LIVE? 1328 01:05:38,865 --> 01:05:40,490 I'M SORRY. 1329 01:05:40,491 --> 01:05:43,285 BUT I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO GIVE OUT THAT INFORMATION. 1330 01:05:43,286 --> 01:05:45,203 YOU KNOW, STRANGER DANGER. 1331 01:05:45,204 --> 01:05:46,830 "STRANGER DANGER"? 1332 01:05:46,831 --> 01:05:49,374 THERE ARE PEOPLE TRYING TO INVADE YOUR HOME. 1333 01:05:49,375 --> 01:05:50,709 GOT TO GO! 1334 01:05:50,710 --> 01:05:52,294 SECOND WAVE. 1335 01:05:52,295 --> 01:05:53,962 FINN. 1336 01:05:53,963 --> 01:05:55,673 FINN! 1337 01:06:00,803 --> 01:06:03,180 Alexis: FINN! SIS! 1338 01:06:03,181 --> 01:06:04,639 MY DEFENSES ARE HOLDING. 1339 01:06:04,640 --> 01:06:06,475 YOU SAID THEY'RE ART THIEVES, 1340 01:06:06,476 --> 01:06:08,643 WHICH MEANS THEY'RE LOOKING FOR THE PAINTING, 1341 01:06:08,644 --> 01:06:10,729 WHICH MEANS THEY'RE COMING RIGHT TO ME. 1342 01:06:10,730 --> 01:06:12,147 YOU NEED TO CALL THE POLICE. 1343 01:06:12,148 --> 01:06:13,648 CALL MOM AND DAD. 1344 01:06:13,649 --> 01:06:14,858 CALL AN ADULT... ANY ADULT. 1345 01:06:14,859 --> 01:06:15,901 DO YOU HEAR ME? 1346 01:06:15,902 --> 01:06:17,402 YOUR PHONE'S DEAD. 1347 01:06:17,403 --> 01:06:19,196 YOU REALLY SHOULD GET BETTER ABOUT CHARGING IT. 1348 01:06:19,197 --> 01:06:20,197 [ SIGHS ] 1349 01:06:20,198 --> 01:06:21,323 BUT IT'S COOL. 1350 01:06:21,324 --> 01:06:22,824 THEY THINK I'M A GHOST. 1351 01:06:22,825 --> 01:06:25,327 I DON'T CARE IF THEY THINK YOU'RE SANTA. 1352 01:06:25,328 --> 01:06:26,661 DON'T WORRY. 1353 01:06:26,662 --> 01:06:27,996 IF THEY GET TO YOU, WE GO WITH PLAN "B." 1354 01:06:27,997 --> 01:06:29,623 PLAN "B"? 1355 01:06:29,624 --> 01:06:32,334 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, PLAN "B"? 1356 01:06:32,335 --> 01:06:36,338 [ Ringing ] 1357 01:06:36,339 --> 01:06:37,547 ALEXIS: Hey, this is Alexis. 1358 01:06:37,548 --> 01:06:39,382 I'm busy right now, 1359 01:06:39,383 --> 01:06:40,759 but leave me a message, and I'll call you back. 87166

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