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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:39,248 --> 00:00:41,833 (MUSIC FADING UP) 2 00:00:42,209 --> 00:00:45,212 (LOOKING GLASS' "BRANDY (YOU'RE A FINE GIRL)" PLAYING) 3 00:01:07,693 --> 00:01:11,238 There's a girl in this harbor town 4 00:01:11,405 --> 00:01:14,366 And she works layin' whiskey down 5 00:01:15,075 --> 00:01:18,870 They say, "Brandy, fetch another round” 6 00:01:19,037 --> 00:01:21,999 And she serves them whiskey and wine 7 00:01:22,249 --> 00:01:26,211 The sailors say "Brandy, you're a fine girl" 8 00:01:26,378 --> 00:01:30,173 "What a good wife you would be" 9 00:01:30,382 --> 00:01:31,383 (LAUGHING) 10 00:01:31,466 --> 00:01:32,676 (MUSIC CONTINUES AND FADES) 11 00:01:41,268 --> 00:01:43,186 EGO: Come on! MEREDITH: (YELPS) Slow down! 12 00:01:43,228 --> 00:01:45,230 This way, my river lily! Come on! 13 00:01:48,025 --> 00:01:49,192 Where are you taking me? 14 00:01:49,359 --> 00:01:50,277 Come on, come on. 15 00:01:50,861 --> 00:01:52,738 Look. Look! 16 00:01:52,904 --> 00:01:54,865 (GASPS) Oh, it's beautiful! 17 00:01:55,032 --> 00:01:57,034 EGO: I was afraid it wouldn't take to the soil... 18 00:01:57,242 --> 00:01:58,535 but it rooted quickly. 19 00:01:58,702 --> 00:02:01,288 And soon, it'll be everywhere. 20 00:02:01,538 --> 00:02:04,541 All across the universe. 21 00:02:04,583 --> 00:02:05,584 (MEREDITH GIGGLES) 22 00:02:05,876 --> 00:02:07,878 Well, I don't know what you're talking about... 23 00:02:08,045 --> 00:02:09,630 but I like the way you say it. 24 00:02:10,088 --> 00:02:11,465 (SIGHS) My heart is yours... 25 00:02:12,591 --> 00:02:14,217 Meredith Quill. 26 00:02:15,385 --> 00:02:18,722 I can't believe I fell in love with a spaceman. 27 00:02:18,805 --> 00:02:20,307 (MUSIC FADING UP, "BRANDY (YOU'RE A FINE GIRL") 28 00:02:34,946 --> 00:02:36,323 (SONG CONTINUES) 29 00:02:48,293 --> 00:02:49,419 (SONG ENDS) 30 00:03:11,441 --> 00:03:13,485 - Showtime, a-holes! - (DEVICE BEEPS) 31 00:03:14,027 --> 00:03:16,446 It will be here any minute. 32 00:03:16,613 --> 00:03:18,365 Which will be its loss. 33 00:03:18,573 --> 00:03:19,950 I thought your thing was a sword? 34 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:22,285 We've been hired to stop an interdimensional beast... 35 00:03:22,452 --> 00:03:25,122 from feeding on those batteries, and I'm gonna stop it with a sword? 36 00:03:25,288 --> 00:03:27,332 It's just, swords were your thing and guns were mine. 37 00:03:27,416 --> 00:03:30,127 But I guess we're both doing guns now. I just didn't know that. 38 00:03:30,377 --> 00:03:33,630 Drax, why aren't you wearing one of Rocket's aero-rigs? 39 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:35,132 It hurts. 40 00:03:35,298 --> 00:03:36,174 It hurts? 41 00:03:37,968 --> 00:03:39,469 I have sensitive nipples. 42 00:03:39,636 --> 00:03:40,554 (ROCKET LAUGHS MOCKINGLY) 43 00:03:40,679 --> 00:03:43,306 "My nipples hurt! Oh, goodness me!" 44 00:03:43,473 --> 00:03:45,058 What about him? What's he doing? 45 00:03:45,225 --> 00:03:47,769 I'm finishing this so we can listen to tunes while we work. 46 00:03:47,936 --> 00:03:49,146 How is that a priority? 47 00:03:49,312 --> 00:03:51,690 Blame Quill. He's the one who loves music so much. 48 00:03:51,857 --> 00:03:53,442 No, I actually agree with Drax on this. 49 00:03:53,608 --> 00:03:54,985 That's hardly important right now. 50 00:03:55,152 --> 00:03:57,446 Oh, okay. Sure, Quill. 51 00:03:57,696 --> 00:04:00,532 No, seriously, I side with Drax. 52 00:04:00,824 --> 00:04:04,161 No, I understand that. You're being very serious right now. 53 00:04:04,703 --> 00:04:06,371 I can clearly see you winking. 54 00:04:06,747 --> 00:04:08,749 Damn it. I'm using my left eye? 55 00:04:08,832 --> 00:04:09,833 (ORLONI SCREECHING) 56 00:04:11,001 --> 00:04:12,169 (BABY GROOT ROARING) 57 00:04:14,880 --> 00:04:16,173 I am Groot. 58 00:04:16,381 --> 00:04:18,425 - They were not looking at you funny. - (DEVICE BEEPING RAPIDLY) 59 00:04:21,762 --> 00:04:22,888 (GROWLS) 60 00:04:23,054 --> 00:04:24,806 Well, that's intense. 61 00:04:31,021 --> 00:04:32,230 (YELLING) 62 00:04:43,200 --> 00:04:45,869 (ELECTRIC LIGHT ORCHESTRA'S "MR. BLUE SKY" PLAYING) 63 00:05:16,858 --> 00:05:18,860 (QUILL GROANING) 64 00:05:27,202 --> 00:05:28,203 Groot! 65 00:05:33,291 --> 00:05:35,418 (DRAX GROANING) 66 00:05:42,092 --> 00:05:43,218 (GRUNTS) 67 00:05:43,593 --> 00:05:45,929 Groot, get out of the way! You're gonna get hurt! 68 00:05:46,096 --> 00:05:47,097 Hi. 69 00:05:47,806 --> 00:05:49,266 (MUSIC CONTINUES) 70 00:05:52,435 --> 00:05:54,312 (DRAX YELPING) 71 00:06:02,821 --> 00:06:03,822 (DRAX SIGHS) 72 00:06:08,410 --> 00:06:09,411 (DRAX GRUNTS) 73 00:06:11,955 --> 00:06:13,290 (GRUNTS) 74 00:06:29,514 --> 00:06:31,808 No! Spit it out! 75 00:06:31,975 --> 00:06:33,101 Come on! 76 00:06:36,104 --> 00:06:37,522 Disgusting! 77 00:06:39,107 --> 00:06:40,984 (BABY GROOT GROWLING) 78 00:06:54,664 --> 00:06:56,166 (SCREAMING) 79 00:07:02,047 --> 00:07:03,548 (ROCKET YELLING) 80 00:07:04,174 --> 00:07:05,467 (ROCKET SCREAMING) 81 00:07:26,613 --> 00:07:27,864 (GROANS) 82 00:07:27,948 --> 00:07:28,990 (MUSIC STOPS) 83 00:07:29,032 --> 00:07:30,033 (BABY GROOT YELLING) 84 00:07:30,116 --> 00:07:31,117 (GRUNTING) 85 00:07:39,209 --> 00:07:42,045 The beast's hide is too thick to be pierced from the outside. 86 00:07:42,545 --> 00:07:44,255 I must cut through it from the inside. 87 00:07:44,506 --> 00:07:45,382 Huh? 88 00:07:45,590 --> 00:07:48,051 - (LAUGHING) - No, no! Drax, wait a minute! 89 00:07:48,218 --> 00:07:49,010 Drax! 90 00:07:50,887 --> 00:07:51,888 (DRAX YELLING) 91 00:07:58,895 --> 00:08:00,188 What is he doing? 92 00:08:00,355 --> 00:08:03,066 He said the skin is too thick to be pierced from the outside, so he... 93 00:08:03,233 --> 00:08:05,068 - That doesn't make any sense! - I tried telling him that! 94 00:08:05,235 --> 00:08:07,737 Skin is the same level of thickness from the inside as from the outside! 95 00:08:07,904 --> 00:08:09,489 I realize that. 96 00:08:09,698 --> 00:08:10,699 (YELLING) 97 00:08:13,243 --> 00:08:15,412 There is a cut on its neck. 98 00:08:15,578 --> 00:08:17,789 Rocket, get it to look up. 99 00:08:20,041 --> 00:08:22,711 Hey, you giant Sea-Monkey! Up here! 100 00:08:22,919 --> 00:08:23,920 (GRUNTING) 101 00:08:31,594 --> 00:08:33,096 Watch it, Quill! 102 00:08:33,179 --> 00:08:34,431 (SCREAMING) 103 00:08:41,271 --> 00:08:42,272 (GRUNTS) 104 00:08:44,524 --> 00:08:46,192 (QUILL AND ROCKET YELPING) 105 00:08:55,952 --> 00:08:56,995 (GRUNTS) 106 00:08:57,078 --> 00:08:58,413 (YELLING) 107 00:09:01,541 --> 00:09:02,876 (CREATURE GROANING) 108 00:09:09,174 --> 00:09:10,633 (DRAX GRUNTING) 109 00:09:16,306 --> 00:09:17,557 (DRAX LAUGHING) 110 00:09:19,934 --> 00:09:21,853 Yes! I have single-handedly... 111 00:09:22,937 --> 00:09:24,147 vanquished the beast! (CONTINUES LAUGHING) 112 00:09:27,192 --> 00:09:28,359 What? 113 00:09:34,824 --> 00:09:36,159 (GRUNTS SOFTLY) 114 00:09:38,369 --> 00:09:39,704 What are they called again? 115 00:09:40,246 --> 00:09:41,539 Anulax batteries. 116 00:09:41,831 --> 00:09:44,042 Harbulary batteries. 117 00:09:44,209 --> 00:09:46,503 That's nothing like what I just said. 118 00:09:46,669 --> 00:09:48,338 But they're worth thousands of units apiece... 119 00:09:48,505 --> 00:09:50,507 which is why the Sovereign hired us to protect them. 120 00:09:50,673 --> 00:09:54,219 Careful what you say around these folks. They're easily offended. 121 00:09:54,385 --> 00:09:56,012 The cost of transgression is death. 122 00:09:57,514 --> 00:10:01,476 AYESHA: We thank you, Guardians, for putting your lives on the line. 123 00:10:01,643 --> 00:10:05,647 We could not risk the lives of our own Sovereign citizens. 124 00:10:06,481 --> 00:10:10,235 Every citizen is born exactly as designed by the community. 125 00:10:10,527 --> 00:10:13,655 Impeccable, both physically and mentally. 126 00:10:13,822 --> 00:10:16,074 We control the DNA of our progeny... 127 00:10:16,157 --> 00:10:18,368 germinating them in birthing pods. 128 00:10:18,660 --> 00:10:22,163 I guess I prefer to make people the old-fashioned way. 129 00:10:23,665 --> 00:10:25,708 Perhaps someday, you could give me a history lesson... 130 00:10:26,376 --> 00:10:29,504 in the archaic ways of our ancestors. 131 00:10:29,671 --> 00:10:31,673 For academic purposes. 132 00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:33,758 I would be honored, yes. 133 00:10:33,925 --> 00:10:35,927 In the name of research... 134 00:10:36,094 --> 00:10:38,596 I think that could be pretty, uh... 135 00:10:38,763 --> 00:10:40,056 repulsive. 136 00:10:40,849 --> 00:10:42,225 I'm not into that kind of casual... 137 00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:43,518 Oh, please. 138 00:10:43,685 --> 00:10:46,980 Your people promised something in exchange for our services. 139 00:10:47,147 --> 00:10:48,439 Bring it... 140 00:10:48,606 --> 00:10:50,233 and we shall gladly be on our way. 141 00:10:56,322 --> 00:10:57,907 (GRUNTS) 142 00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:06,583 Family reunion. Yay. 143 00:11:06,749 --> 00:11:09,210 I understand she is your sister. 144 00:11:09,377 --> 00:11:13,548 She's worth no more to me than the bounty due for her on Xandar. 145 00:11:14,048 --> 00:11:18,219 Our soldiers apprehended her attempting to steal the batteries. 146 00:11:19,220 --> 00:11:21,139 Do with her as you please. 147 00:11:21,472 --> 00:11:22,765 (NEBULA GRUNTS) 148 00:11:24,642 --> 00:11:26,436 We thank you, High Priestess Ayesha. 149 00:11:26,853 --> 00:11:29,397 What is your heritage, Mr. Quill? 150 00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:34,068 My mother is from Earth. 151 00:11:34,444 --> 00:11:36,154 And your father? 152 00:11:37,780 --> 00:11:40,783 He ain't from Missouri. That's all I know. 153 00:11:40,950 --> 00:11:42,285 I see it within you. 154 00:11:42,911 --> 00:11:45,997 An unorthodox genealogy. 155 00:11:46,289 --> 00:11:50,418 A hybrid that seems particularly... 156 00:11:51,461 --> 00:11:52,962 reckless. 157 00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:57,050 You know, they told me you people were conceited douchebags... 158 00:11:58,384 --> 00:12:00,470 - but that isn't true at all. - (CROWD GASPS) 159 00:12:04,807 --> 00:12:05,642 ROCKET: Oh, shit. 160 00:12:05,934 --> 00:12:07,977 I'm using my wrong eye again, aren't I? 161 00:12:08,144 --> 00:12:10,396 I'm sorry. That was meant to be behind your back. 162 00:12:12,523 --> 00:12:14,150 Count yourself blessed they didn't kill you. 163 00:12:14,317 --> 00:12:16,069 You're telling me. 164 00:12:16,236 --> 00:12:18,446 - You wanna buy some batteries? - (LAUGHING) 165 00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:20,240 (SHUSHING) 166 00:12:22,492 --> 00:12:24,911 (ALIOTTA HAYNES JEREMIAH'S "LAKE SHORE DRIVE" PLAYING) 167 00:12:30,124 --> 00:12:32,585 ROCKET: All right, let's get baldy to Xandar 168 00:12:32,669 --> 00:12:34,128 and collect that bounty. 169 00:12:35,922 --> 00:12:37,465 (MUSIC CONTINUES) 170 00:13:15,962 --> 00:13:17,630 (MUSIC CONTINUES IN BACKGROUND) 171 00:13:24,345 --> 00:13:25,346 (SIGHS) 172 00:13:26,347 --> 00:13:28,391 That stuff about my father... 173 00:13:28,683 --> 00:13:30,685 Who does she think she is? 174 00:13:30,852 --> 00:13:33,146 I know you're sensitive about that. 175 00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:35,398 I'm not sensitive about it. I just don't know who he is. 176 00:13:37,191 --> 00:13:40,069 Sorry if it seemed like I was flirting with the High Priestess. 177 00:13:40,570 --> 00:13:41,904 I wasn't. 178 00:13:42,113 --> 00:13:44,198 I don't care if you were. 179 00:13:44,365 --> 00:13:46,159 Well, I feel like you do care. 180 00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:48,578 That's why I'm apologizing. So, sorry! 181 00:13:48,870 --> 00:13:50,955 Gamora is not the one for you, Quill. 182 00:13:51,873 --> 00:13:52,999 Damn shadow. 183 00:13:53,291 --> 00:13:55,209 There are two types of beings in the universe... 184 00:13:55,293 --> 00:13:57,045 those who dance, and those who do not. 185 00:13:57,420 --> 00:13:59,088 Mmm-hmm. 186 00:13:59,422 --> 00:14:01,424 I first met my beloved at a war rally. 187 00:14:01,591 --> 00:14:02,592 Oh, God. 188 00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:05,511 Everyone in the village flailed about, dancing. 189 00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:07,221 Except one woman. 190 00:14:07,597 --> 00:14:09,057 My Ovette. 191 00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:11,893 I knew immediately she was the one for me. 192 00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:14,645 The most melodic song in the world could be playing. 193 00:14:15,271 --> 00:14:17,565 She wouldn't even tap her foot. 194 00:14:18,399 --> 00:14:20,526 Wouldn't move a muscle. 195 00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:23,404 One might assume she was dead. 196 00:14:23,571 --> 00:14:24,947 That does sound pretty hot. 197 00:14:25,573 --> 00:14:28,201 It would make my nether regions engorge. 198 00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:30,244 Okay. I get it, yes. 199 00:14:30,411 --> 00:14:32,330 I'm a dancer, Gamora is not. 200 00:14:32,497 --> 00:14:35,917 You just need to find a woman who is pathetic... like you. 201 00:14:37,251 --> 00:14:38,252 Mmm. 202 00:14:41,464 --> 00:14:44,175 I'm hungry. Hand me some of that yaro root. 203 00:14:44,342 --> 00:14:45,802 No. It's not ripe yet... 204 00:14:45,968 --> 00:14:47,011 and I hate you. 205 00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:48,471 You hate me? 206 00:14:48,638 --> 00:14:51,349 You left me there while you stole that stone for yourself. 207 00:14:51,516 --> 00:14:53,601 And yet here you stand, a hero. 208 00:14:53,810 --> 00:14:56,562 I will be free of these shackles soon enough, and I will kill you. 209 00:14:57,105 --> 00:14:58,314 I swear. 210 00:14:58,481 --> 00:14:59,607 No. 211 00:14:59,774 --> 00:15:01,609 You're gonna live out the rest of your days 212 00:15:01,651 --> 00:15:03,152 in a prison on Xandar... 213 00:15:03,319 --> 00:15:04,654 wishing you could. 214 00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:07,240 - (GRUNTS) (ALARM BLARING) 215 00:15:11,619 --> 00:15:12,662 QUILL: This is weird. 216 00:15:12,829 --> 00:15:14,539 We've got a Sovereign fleet approaching from the rear. 217 00:15:14,705 --> 00:15:15,706 GAMORA: Why would they do that? 218 00:15:15,873 --> 00:15:17,333 Probably because Rocket stole some of their batteries. 219 00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:18,376 Dude! 220 00:15:19,043 --> 00:15:20,044 Right. 221 00:15:20,128 --> 00:15:21,295 He didn't steal some of those. 222 00:15:21,379 --> 00:15:23,131 I don't know why they're after us. What a mystery this is. 223 00:15:23,339 --> 00:15:24,632 - (QUILL GRUNTS) - (GAMORA YELPS) 224 00:15:24,841 --> 00:15:26,342 (WHIMPERS) 225 00:15:32,849 --> 00:15:33,850 (GRUNTS) 226 00:15:34,350 --> 00:15:36,185 What were you thinking? 227 00:15:36,352 --> 00:15:37,603 Dude, they were really easy to steal! 228 00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:39,188 - That's your defense? - Come on! 229 00:15:39,355 --> 00:15:41,649 You saw how that High Priestess talked down to us. 230 00:15:41,816 --> 00:15:43,526 Now I'm teaching her a lesson! 231 00:15:44,318 --> 00:15:46,904 Oh, I didn't realize your motivation was altruism. 232 00:15:47,071 --> 00:15:49,532 It's really a shame the Sovereign have mistaken your intentions... 233 00:15:49,615 --> 00:15:51,200 - and they're trying to kill us. - Exactly! 234 00:15:51,367 --> 00:15:53,119 I was being sarcastic! 235 00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:54,370 Oh, no! 236 00:15:54,537 --> 00:15:55,663 You're supposed to use a sarcastic voice! 237 00:15:55,705 --> 00:15:56,747 Now I look foolish! 238 00:15:57,206 --> 00:15:58,374 Can we put the bickering on hold... 239 00:15:58,541 --> 00:16:00,585 until after we survive this massive space battle? 240 00:16:00,877 --> 00:16:02,503 QUILL: More incoming! ROCKET: Good! 241 00:16:02,670 --> 00:16:04,172 I wanna kill some guys! 242 00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:05,715 (ROCKET YELLING) 243 00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:11,721 (CONTINUES YELLING) 244 00:16:12,054 --> 00:16:13,389 GAMORA: You're not killing anyone. 245 00:16:13,556 --> 00:16:15,099 All those ships are remotely piloted. 246 00:16:17,393 --> 00:16:18,394 (GRUNTS) 247 00:16:18,603 --> 00:16:19,479 Damn it! 248 00:16:19,729 --> 00:16:21,647 (EXCITED CHATTER) 249 00:16:30,239 --> 00:16:32,158 What is the delay, Admiral? 250 00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:36,412 High Priestess, the batteries, they are exceptionally combustible... 251 00:16:36,579 --> 00:16:37,705 and could destroy the entire fleet. 252 00:16:37,872 --> 00:16:40,583 Our concern is their slight against our people. 253 00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:44,420 We hired them and they steal from us. 254 00:16:45,546 --> 00:16:46,923 It is heresy of the highest order. 255 00:16:48,925 --> 00:16:50,927 All command modules... 256 00:16:51,093 --> 00:16:53,679 fire with the intent to Kill. 257 00:17:01,479 --> 00:17:02,480 (GRUNTS) 258 00:17:03,064 --> 00:17:04,815 What's the nearest habitable planet? 259 00:17:05,816 --> 00:17:07,151 It's called Berhert. 260 00:17:07,401 --> 00:17:09,028 - How many jumps? - Only one. 261 00:17:09,195 --> 00:17:12,198 But the access point is 47 clicks away. 262 00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:15,201 And you have to go through that quantum asteroid field. 263 00:17:24,710 --> 00:17:25,962 Quill, to make it through that... 264 00:17:26,128 --> 00:17:27,672 you'd have to be the greatest pilot in the universe. 265 00:17:27,838 --> 00:17:28,881 Lucky for us, I... 266 00:17:29,131 --> 00:17:30,466 I am. 267 00:17:43,271 --> 00:17:43,980 ROCKET: What are you doing? 268 00:17:44,272 --> 00:17:46,315 I've been flying this rig since I was 10 years old. 269 00:17:46,482 --> 00:17:49,402 I was cybernetically engineered to pilot a spacecraft. 270 00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:52,321 You were cybernetically engineered to be a douchebag! 271 00:17:52,822 --> 00:17:53,781 Stop it. 272 00:17:53,948 --> 00:17:55,658 Later on tonight, you're gonna be laying down in your bed... 273 00:17:55,825 --> 00:17:57,827 and there's gonna be something squishy in your pillow case. 274 00:17:57,994 --> 00:17:59,245 And you're gonna be like, "What's this?" 275 00:17:59,453 --> 00:18:01,163 And it's gonna be because I put a turd in there! 276 00:18:02,999 --> 00:18:05,084 You put your turd in my bed, I shave you. 277 00:18:05,334 --> 00:18:06,794 Oh, it won't be my turd. 278 00:18:06,961 --> 00:18:08,337 It will be Drax's. 279 00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:09,422 (DRAX LAUGHING) 280 00:18:10,965 --> 00:18:12,633 I have famously huge turds. 281 00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:15,511 We're about to die, and this is what we're discussing? 282 00:18:18,014 --> 00:18:19,015 ROCKET: Son of a... 283 00:18:19,181 --> 00:18:20,600 QUILL: Dude! Seriously! 284 00:18:21,183 --> 00:18:22,184 ROCKET: Hey! Let me... 285 00:18:22,351 --> 00:18:23,352 (GRUNTING) 286 00:18:25,688 --> 00:18:28,065 - (DRAX GRUNTING) (SCREAMING) 287 00:18:28,149 --> 00:18:30,359 - (ROCKET GRUNTING) - (BABY GROOT YELPING) 288 00:18:35,031 --> 00:18:36,574 (GROANS) 289 00:18:36,657 --> 00:18:37,908 Idiots! 290 00:18:38,159 --> 00:18:39,160 Well, that's what you get 291 00:18:39,201 --> 00:18:40,620 - when Quill flies. - (GROWLS) 292 00:18:40,745 --> 00:18:42,288 - (GRUNTYS) - Ow! 293 00:18:42,538 --> 00:18:44,707 We still have a Sovereign craft behind us. 294 00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:49,462 Our weapons are down. 295 00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:51,714 20 clicks to the jump! 296 00:18:54,717 --> 00:18:55,551 Hold on. 297 00:19:04,393 --> 00:19:05,394 (GASPS) 298 00:19:06,062 --> 00:19:08,105 It's not ripe. 299 00:19:16,030 --> 00:19:18,199 Come on, Zylak. You can do this. 300 00:19:19,700 --> 00:19:20,826 (GRUNTS) 301 00:19:21,702 --> 00:19:23,412 ALL: (CHEERING) Yes! 302 00:19:24,580 --> 00:19:26,582 15 clicks to the jump! 303 00:19:27,083 --> 00:19:28,209 ALL: Come on! 304 00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:30,461 Keep going! 305 00:19:38,427 --> 00:19:39,804 (YELLING) 306 00:19:41,472 --> 00:19:42,473 (ALL GASP) 307 00:19:44,809 --> 00:19:45,935 10 clicks! 308 00:19:49,605 --> 00:19:51,315 Die, spaceship! 309 00:19:53,401 --> 00:19:54,610 - (GROANS) - (ALL GASP) 310 00:19:56,112 --> 00:19:57,405 You suck, Zylak. 311 00:19:57,571 --> 00:19:58,614 Typical. 312 00:20:01,283 --> 00:20:02,243 Five clicks! 313 00:20:08,124 --> 00:20:09,625 Son of a... 314 00:20:10,084 --> 00:20:11,919 They went around the field! 315 00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:24,890 (SOVEREIGN PILOTS SCREAMING) 316 00:20:26,267 --> 00:20:28,477 Someone destroyed all our ships! 317 00:20:28,644 --> 00:20:29,895 What? 318 00:20:32,773 --> 00:20:34,567 Who? 319 00:20:35,526 --> 00:20:37,027 GAMORA: One click! 320 00:20:38,195 --> 00:20:39,989 - What is that? - Who cares? 321 00:20:40,156 --> 00:20:41,449 That's the jump point! Go! 322 00:20:45,202 --> 00:20:46,912 It's a guy. 323 00:20:52,460 --> 00:20:53,461 (DRAX SCREAMING) 324 00:20:54,044 --> 00:20:54,879 Oh, my God. 325 00:20:55,045 --> 00:20:56,464 He's still out there? 326 00:20:57,131 --> 00:20:58,299 (DRAX CONTINUES SCREAMING) 327 00:21:06,682 --> 00:21:07,683 (GRUNTS) 328 00:21:08,350 --> 00:21:09,351 (STRAINING) 329 00:21:10,519 --> 00:21:12,480 - (YELPS) (SCREAMING) 330 00:21:14,315 --> 00:21:15,483 (STRAINING) 331 00:21:23,574 --> 00:21:25,785 QUILL: Groot, put your seatbelt on! 332 00:21:26,660 --> 00:21:28,871 Prepare for a really bad landing! 333 00:21:34,668 --> 00:21:35,669 (GAMORA CONTINUES STRAINING) 334 00:21:36,378 --> 00:21:37,505 (DRAX GRUNTING) 335 00:22:04,990 --> 00:22:06,033 (BIRDS SQUAWKING) 336 00:22:06,617 --> 00:22:08,160 (LAUGHING) 337 00:22:09,578 --> 00:22:11,539 That was awesome! 338 00:22:12,832 --> 00:22:13,916 Yes! 339 00:22:16,085 --> 00:22:17,378 GAMORA: Look at this! 340 00:22:18,128 --> 00:22:19,713 Where is the other half of our ship? 341 00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:20,881 QUILL: My ship. 342 00:22:21,048 --> 00:22:24,760 GAMORA: Either one of you could have gotten us through that field... 343 00:22:24,927 --> 00:22:26,095 had you flown with what's between your ears 344 00:22:26,178 --> 00:22:27,638 instead of what's between your legs! 345 00:22:28,305 --> 00:22:31,141 If what's between my legs had a hand on it... 346 00:22:31,308 --> 00:22:33,435 I guarantee I could have landed this ship with it. 347 00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:36,230 Peter, we almost died because of your arrogance. 348 00:22:36,939 --> 00:22:38,065 More like because he stole... 349 00:22:38,232 --> 00:22:39,316 the Anulax batteries! 350 00:22:39,483 --> 00:22:41,777 They're called Harbulary batteries. 351 00:22:41,944 --> 00:22:43,571 No, they're not! 352 00:22:43,737 --> 00:22:45,406 Do you know why I did it, Star-Munch? Hmm? 353 00:22:46,198 --> 00:22:47,616 I'm not gonna answer to "Star-Munch." 354 00:22:47,783 --> 00:22:49,702 I did it because I wanted to! 355 00:22:49,869 --> 00:22:50,536 Dick. 356 00:22:50,703 --> 00:22:52,580 What are we even talking about this for? 357 00:22:52,746 --> 00:22:55,249 We just had a little man save us by blowing up 50 ships! 358 00:22:55,416 --> 00:22:56,292 How little? 359 00:22:56,458 --> 00:22:58,627 Well, I don't know, like this? 360 00:22:58,836 --> 00:23:00,462 A little one-inch man saved us? 361 00:23:00,629 --> 00:23:02,798 Well, if he got closer, I'm sure he would be much larger. 362 00:23:02,965 --> 00:23:05,301 That's how eyesight works, you stupid raccoon. 363 00:23:05,467 --> 00:23:06,802 Don't call me a raccoon! 364 00:23:07,219 --> 00:23:09,638 I'm sorry. I took it too far. 365 00:23:10,472 --> 00:23:11,765 I meant trash panda. 366 00:23:14,101 --> 00:23:15,311 Is that better? 367 00:23:15,811 --> 00:23:17,563 I don't know. 368 00:23:17,730 --> 00:23:19,940 It's worse. It's so much worse. 369 00:23:20,107 --> 00:23:21,358 You son of a... 370 00:23:21,525 --> 00:23:22,234 Hey! 371 00:23:22,401 --> 00:23:23,736 ROCKET: I've had it with you! QUILL: No! Back up! 372 00:23:23,903 --> 00:23:25,571 NEBULA: Someone followed you through the jump point. 373 00:23:27,698 --> 00:23:29,867 Set me free, you'll need my help. 374 00:23:30,034 --> 00:23:31,160 I'm not a fool, Nebula. 375 00:23:31,327 --> 00:23:33,203 You are a fool if you deprive yourself a hand in combat. 376 00:23:33,370 --> 00:23:34,538 You'll attack me the moment I let you go. 377 00:23:34,705 --> 00:23:35,706 No, I won't. 378 00:23:35,873 --> 00:23:39,168 You'd think an evil supervillain would learn how to properly lie. 379 00:23:39,335 --> 00:23:41,295 I bet it's the one-inch man. 380 00:24:13,202 --> 00:24:16,872 After all these years, I've found you. 381 00:24:17,706 --> 00:24:19,375 And who the hell are you? 382 00:24:20,250 --> 00:24:23,462 I figured my rugged good looks would make that obvious. 383 00:24:24,797 --> 00:24:26,882 My name is Ego... 384 00:24:28,258 --> 00:24:29,635 and I'm your dad, Peter. 385 00:24:38,894 --> 00:24:41,563 - (INDISTINCT CHATTER) - (ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING) 386 00:24:42,064 --> 00:24:43,732 (ALL LAUGHING) 387 00:24:46,110 --> 00:24:47,653 - (LAUGHING) - You know what they say... 388 00:24:47,820 --> 00:24:50,739 "You're out of luck until you've gone duck." 389 00:25:17,516 --> 00:25:18,934 TULLK: Yondu! 390 00:25:19,643 --> 00:25:21,603 Come on down! 391 00:25:33,282 --> 00:25:35,409 STAKAR: After going around years in circles... 392 00:25:35,576 --> 00:25:37,453 with this woman I end up marrying. 393 00:25:37,619 --> 00:25:40,289 I said, "Aleta, I love you, girl... 394 00:25:40,456 --> 00:25:41,874 "but you're losing your mind!" 395 00:25:42,041 --> 00:25:44,001 Then again, she's always been that way. 396 00:25:44,168 --> 00:25:45,961 I could never trust her. You know? 397 00:25:46,128 --> 00:25:47,129 Stakar. 398 00:25:51,341 --> 00:25:53,093 It's been some time. 399 00:25:57,181 --> 00:26:01,185 It seems like this establishment is the wrong kind of disreputable. 400 00:26:07,232 --> 00:26:08,233 - Sir! - Stakar! 401 00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:10,819 STAKAR: There's a hundred Ravager factions. 402 00:26:10,986 --> 00:26:13,947 You lost the business of 99 of them by serving one. 403 00:26:14,114 --> 00:26:15,657 Please, sir. Please! 404 00:26:15,824 --> 00:26:17,076 Get away from me. 405 00:26:18,494 --> 00:26:19,620 (INHALES SHARPLY) 406 00:26:19,661 --> 00:26:20,662 (GROWLS) 407 00:26:22,498 --> 00:26:25,334 You can go to hell then! 408 00:26:25,501 --> 00:26:27,628 I don't give a damn what you think of me! 409 00:26:28,045 --> 00:26:29,838 So what are you following us for? 410 00:26:30,005 --> 00:26:31,340 Because you're gonna listen to what I gotta say! 411 00:26:31,507 --> 00:26:33,008 I don't gotta listen to nothing! 412 00:26:33,050 --> 00:26:34,343 You betrayed the code! 413 00:26:34,510 --> 00:26:36,345 Ravagers don't deal in kids. 414 00:26:36,512 --> 00:26:39,348 I told you before! I didn't know what was going on! 415 00:26:39,515 --> 00:26:40,516 You didn't know because 416 00:26:40,557 --> 00:26:42,059 you didn't want to know because it made you rich. 417 00:26:42,226 --> 00:26:44,394 I demand a seat at the table! 418 00:26:44,478 --> 00:26:46,563 I wear these flames, same as you. 419 00:26:46,730 --> 00:26:48,816 You may dress like us... 420 00:26:48,982 --> 00:26:51,360 but you'll never hear the Horns of Freedom when you die, Yondu. 421 00:26:51,652 --> 00:26:53,445 And the Colors of Ogord... 422 00:26:53,695 --> 00:26:56,990 will never flash over your grave. 423 00:26:58,367 --> 00:26:59,660 If you think... 424 00:27:00,869 --> 00:27:04,039 I take pleasure in exiling you... 425 00:27:05,749 --> 00:27:07,417 you're wrong. 426 00:27:08,669 --> 00:27:11,547 You broke all our hearts. 427 00:27:26,228 --> 00:27:28,564 Ah, pathetic. 428 00:27:29,690 --> 00:27:31,692 First, Quill betrays us... 429 00:27:31,859 --> 00:27:35,112 and Yondu just lets him go scot-free. 430 00:27:36,029 --> 00:27:38,448 We followed him because he was the one... 431 00:27:38,615 --> 00:27:41,034 who wasn't afraid to do what needed to be done. 432 00:27:41,243 --> 00:27:43,495 Seems he's goin' soft. 433 00:27:44,079 --> 00:27:46,498 If he's so soft, why are you whispering? 434 00:27:47,124 --> 00:27:48,917 You know I'm right, Kraglin. 435 00:27:49,084 --> 00:27:53,463 You best be very careful what you say about our captain. 436 00:27:53,672 --> 00:27:55,257 RAVAGER: Who the hell is that? 437 00:28:09,730 --> 00:28:11,315 (GRUNTING) 438 00:28:15,569 --> 00:28:16,612 (SIGHS) 439 00:28:35,297 --> 00:28:36,965 Yondu Udonta... 440 00:28:37,633 --> 00:28:39,801 I have a proposition for you. 441 00:28:40,344 --> 00:28:42,387 EGO: I hired Yondu to pick you up... 442 00:28:42,638 --> 00:28:44,681 when your mother passed away. 443 00:28:44,848 --> 00:28:46,642 But instead of returning you... 444 00:28:46,850 --> 00:28:48,644 Yondu kept you. 445 00:28:48,810 --> 00:28:51,396 I have no clue as to why. 446 00:28:52,481 --> 00:28:53,982 Well, I'll tell you why. 447 00:28:54,149 --> 00:28:55,567 Because I was a skinny little kid 448 00:28:55,651 --> 00:28:57,277 who could squeeze into places adults couldn't. 449 00:28:57,319 --> 00:28:58,820 It made it easier for thievin'. 450 00:28:58,987 --> 00:29:02,282 Well, I've been trying to track you down ever since. 451 00:29:03,158 --> 00:29:04,409 DRAX: I thought Yondu was your father. 452 00:29:04,576 --> 00:29:06,620 What? We've been together this whole time... 453 00:29:06,787 --> 00:29:09,581 and you thought Yondu was my actual blood relative? 454 00:29:09,748 --> 00:29:10,999 You look exactly alike. 455 00:29:11,166 --> 00:29:12,793 One's blue! 456 00:29:14,419 --> 00:29:16,088 No, he's not my father! 457 00:29:16,255 --> 00:29:18,715 Yondu was the guy who abducted me... 458 00:29:18,882 --> 00:29:20,676 kicked the crap out of me so I could learn to fight... 459 00:29:20,842 --> 00:29:22,844 and kept me in terror by threatening to eat me. 460 00:29:23,011 --> 00:29:24,346 - Eat you? - Yeah. 461 00:29:24,513 --> 00:29:26,515 Oh, that son of a bitch. 462 00:29:26,682 --> 00:29:28,058 How'd you locate us now? 463 00:29:28,850 --> 00:29:31,853 Well, even where I reside, out past the edge of what's known... 464 00:29:32,020 --> 00:29:34,439 we've heard tell about the man they call Star-Lord. 465 00:29:34,606 --> 00:29:36,984 What say we head out there right now? 466 00:29:37,150 --> 00:29:39,319 Your associates are welcome. Even that triangle-faced monkey there. 467 00:29:40,654 --> 00:29:41,863 I promise you... 468 00:29:42,447 --> 00:29:44,366 it's unlike any other place you've ever seen. 469 00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:46,368 And there... 470 00:29:46,827 --> 00:29:50,539 I can explain your very special heritage. 471 00:29:51,832 --> 00:29:53,667 Finally get to be... 472 00:29:53,834 --> 00:29:56,545 the father I've always wanted to be. 473 00:29:58,005 --> 00:29:59,506 Excuse me. 474 00:30:00,007 --> 00:30:01,383 I've gotta take a whiz. 475 00:30:07,556 --> 00:30:09,266 I'm not buying it. 476 00:30:11,518 --> 00:30:13,186 Let's go take a walk. 477 00:30:14,104 --> 00:30:16,148 - (WHISTLING) (URINATING) 478 00:30:19,901 --> 00:30:21,403 I am Mantis. 479 00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:26,575 What are you doing? 480 00:30:26,867 --> 00:30:28,243 Smiling. 481 00:30:29,077 --> 00:30:31,538 I hear it is the thing to do to make people like you. 482 00:30:32,664 --> 00:30:34,750 Not if you do it like that. 483 00:30:35,250 --> 00:30:36,293 Oh... 484 00:30:36,376 --> 00:30:38,920 I was raised alone on Ego's planet. 485 00:30:39,171 --> 00:30:43,800 I do not understand the intricacies of social interaction. 486 00:30:46,219 --> 00:30:49,848 Can I pet your puppy? It is adorable. 487 00:30:52,684 --> 00:30:53,727 Yes. 488 00:30:56,938 --> 00:30:58,732 - (GRUNTS) (SCREAMS) 489 00:30:58,774 --> 00:30:59,816 (LAUGHING) 490 00:31:02,944 --> 00:31:06,656 That is called a practical joke! 491 00:31:06,948 --> 00:31:08,116 (BOTH LAUGHING) 492 00:31:09,951 --> 00:31:11,953 I liked it very much! 493 00:31:12,204 --> 00:31:13,789 I just made it up! 494 00:31:14,206 --> 00:31:15,248 (BOTH CONTINUE LAUGHING) 495 00:31:16,625 --> 00:31:17,626 QUILL: Give me a break! 496 00:31:18,543 --> 00:31:19,544 After all this time, 497 00:31:19,628 --> 00:31:21,046 you're gonna show up, and all of a sudden... 498 00:31:21,129 --> 00:31:22,964 - you wanna be my dad? - GAMORA: I hear you. 499 00:31:23,006 --> 00:31:25,175 QUILL: And by the way, this could be a trap. 500 00:31:25,258 --> 00:31:26,885 The Kree purists, the Ravagers... 501 00:31:27,052 --> 00:31:28,762 - they all want us dead. - I know, but... 502 00:31:28,804 --> 00:31:29,846 But what? 503 00:31:29,930 --> 00:31:32,307 What was that story you told me about Zardu Hasselfrau? 504 00:31:32,391 --> 00:31:33,433 Who? 505 00:31:33,600 --> 00:31:34,851 He owned a magic boat? 506 00:31:36,895 --> 00:31:38,146 David Hasselhoff? 507 00:31:38,313 --> 00:31:39,147 Right. 508 00:31:39,314 --> 00:31:41,400 Not a magic boat. A talking car. 509 00:31:41,566 --> 00:31:42,484 Why did he talk again? 510 00:31:42,734 --> 00:31:46,238 To help him fight crime, and to be supportive. 511 00:31:46,405 --> 00:31:48,990 As a child, you would carry his picture in your pocket... 512 00:31:49,157 --> 00:31:50,951 and you would tell all the other children... 513 00:31:50,992 --> 00:31:53,245 that he was your father, but that he was out of town. 514 00:31:53,328 --> 00:31:55,956 Shooting Knight Rider or touring with his band in Germany. 515 00:31:55,997 --> 00:31:58,458 I told you that when I was drunk. Why are you bringing that up now? 516 00:31:58,500 --> 00:31:59,626 I love that story. 517 00:31:59,668 --> 00:32:01,711 - I hate that story. - (SIGHS) 518 00:32:01,795 --> 00:32:03,338 It's so sad! 519 00:32:04,172 --> 00:32:08,510 As a kid, I used to see all the other kids off playing catch with their dad. 520 00:32:08,677 --> 00:32:11,346 And I wanted that, more than anything in the world! 521 00:32:12,139 --> 00:32:13,807 That's my point, Peter. 522 00:32:14,641 --> 00:32:17,477 What if this man is your Hasselhoff? 523 00:32:20,939 --> 00:32:22,357 If he ends up being evil... 524 00:32:23,859 --> 00:32:25,402 we will just kill him. 525 00:32:33,869 --> 00:32:35,036 You're leaving me with that fox? 526 00:32:35,203 --> 00:32:36,329 GAMORA: He's not a fox. 527 00:32:36,538 --> 00:32:38,540 Shoot her if she does anything suspicious. 528 00:32:38,623 --> 00:32:39,666 (GRUMBLES) 529 00:32:40,041 --> 00:32:42,002 - Or if you feel like it. - ROCKET: Okay. 530 00:32:43,336 --> 00:32:45,547 It'll be just a couple of days. 531 00:32:45,755 --> 00:32:48,550 We'll be back before Rocket's finished fixing the ship. 532 00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:51,011 (MUSIC PLAYING) 533 00:32:51,803 --> 00:32:53,638 DRAX: What if the Sovereign come? 534 00:32:53,805 --> 00:32:55,891 QUILL: There's no way for them to know we're here. Let's go. 535 00:32:56,057 --> 00:32:57,642 I'm uncertain about parting ways. 536 00:32:57,809 --> 00:32:59,394 God, you're like an old woman. 537 00:32:59,561 --> 00:33:01,229 Because I'm wise? 538 00:33:02,189 --> 00:33:04,149 GAMORA: Why do you have so much luggage? 539 00:33:04,316 --> 00:33:06,485 DRAX: I don't want Groot playing with my things. 540 00:33:09,571 --> 00:33:12,115 I hope Daddy isn't as big of a dick as you, orphan boy. 541 00:33:14,201 --> 00:33:17,954 What is your goal here? To get everybody to hate you? 542 00:33:18,830 --> 00:33:20,916 Because it's working. 543 00:33:23,001 --> 00:33:24,085 (FLEETWOOD MAC'S "THE CHAIN" PLAYING) 544 00:33:24,252 --> 00:33:29,549 And if you don't love me now You will never love me again 545 00:33:30,592 --> 00:33:35,764 I can still hear you saying You would never break the chain 546 00:33:35,931 --> 00:33:38,934 And if you don't love me now 547 00:33:39,100 --> 00:33:42,187 You will never love me again 548 00:33:42,354 --> 00:33:46,274 I can still hear you saying 549 00:33:46,441 --> 00:33:48,443 You would never break the chain 550 00:33:48,610 --> 00:33:51,780 And if you don't love me now 551 00:33:51,947 --> 00:33:54,616 You will never love me again 552 00:33:54,783 --> 00:33:57,786 I can still hear you saying 553 00:33:57,953 --> 00:34:01,373 You would never break the chain 554 00:34:06,211 --> 00:34:07,963 (DRAX AND QUILL LAUGHING) 555 00:34:08,380 --> 00:34:10,340 QUILL: Hey, can I ask you a personal question? 556 00:34:10,757 --> 00:34:11,758 Oh... 557 00:34:12,133 --> 00:34:14,469 No one has ever asked me a personal question. 558 00:34:14,928 --> 00:34:16,388 Your antennae, what are they for? 559 00:34:17,097 --> 00:34:18,139 Their purpose? 560 00:34:18,306 --> 00:34:20,141 Yes. Quill and I have a bet. 561 00:34:20,308 --> 00:34:22,394 Dude. You're not supposed to say that! 562 00:34:23,436 --> 00:34:24,479 I say... 563 00:34:24,646 --> 00:34:27,023 if you are about to go through a doorway that is too low... 564 00:34:27,190 --> 00:34:29,985 your antennae will feel this, and keep you from being decapitated. 565 00:34:30,151 --> 00:34:32,320 QUILL: Right. And if it's anything other than... 566 00:34:32,487 --> 00:34:35,865 you specifically not being decapitated by a doorway, I win. 567 00:34:36,032 --> 00:34:38,535 They are not for feeling doorways. 568 00:34:38,660 --> 00:34:39,786 - (SIGHS) (QUILL LAUGHS) 569 00:34:40,412 --> 00:34:41,413 I think... 570 00:34:41,580 --> 00:34:44,332 they have something to do with my empathic abilities. 571 00:34:44,874 --> 00:34:45,875 What are those? 572 00:34:46,084 --> 00:34:49,546 If I touch someone, I can feel their feelings. 573 00:34:50,714 --> 00:34:52,465 - You read minds? - No. 574 00:34:52,632 --> 00:34:54,926 Telepaths know thoughts. 575 00:34:55,010 --> 00:34:57,512 Empaths feel feelings. 576 00:34:58,680 --> 00:34:59,681 Emotions. 577 00:35:02,350 --> 00:35:03,476 May 1? 578 00:35:04,519 --> 00:35:06,021 All right. 579 00:35:14,362 --> 00:35:16,740 You feel love. 580 00:35:18,408 --> 00:35:21,411 Yeah. I guess I feel a general, unselfish love for just about everybody. 581 00:35:21,578 --> 00:35:22,704 No! 582 00:35:22,871 --> 00:35:24,706 Romantic, sexual love. 583 00:35:24,998 --> 00:35:26,333 No, I don't. 584 00:35:26,499 --> 00:35:28,084 - For her! - No! 585 00:35:29,669 --> 00:35:31,046 (LAUGHING) 586 00:35:31,546 --> 00:35:32,672 QUILL: Okay. 587 00:35:33,590 --> 00:35:34,716 (QUILL GROANS) 588 00:35:35,717 --> 00:35:37,886 She just told everyone your deepest, darkest secret! 589 00:35:38,053 --> 00:35:40,347 Dude, I think you're overreacting a little bit! 590 00:35:40,513 --> 00:35:41,848 You must be so embarrassed! 591 00:35:42,057 --> 00:35:43,975 (DRAX CONTINUES LAUGHING) 592 00:35:45,769 --> 00:35:47,562 Do me! Do me! 593 00:35:52,901 --> 00:35:55,904 I have never felt such humor! 594 00:35:55,945 --> 00:35:56,988 (BOTH LAUGHING) 595 00:35:59,407 --> 00:36:01,409 So unbelievably uncool. 596 00:36:02,744 --> 00:36:04,204 - Oh, Quill. - (CONTINUES LAUGHING) 597 00:36:06,539 --> 00:36:10,502 Touch me, and the only thing you're gonna feel is a broken jaw. 598 00:36:15,882 --> 00:36:19,511 I can also alter emotions to some extent. 599 00:36:19,678 --> 00:36:20,679 QUILL: Yeah, like what? 600 00:36:21,554 --> 00:36:24,683 If I touch someone who is sad... 601 00:36:24,849 --> 00:36:27,519 I can ease them into contentment for a short while. 602 00:36:27,769 --> 00:36:31,564 I can make a stubborn person compliant. 603 00:36:31,731 --> 00:36:34,776 But I mostly use it to help my master sleep. 604 00:36:34,943 --> 00:36:38,780 He lies awake at night thinking about his progeny. 605 00:36:40,949 --> 00:36:42,117 Do one of those on me. 606 00:36:46,663 --> 00:36:48,289 Sleep. 607 00:36:49,791 --> 00:36:50,917 (SNORING) 608 00:36:52,752 --> 00:36:55,630 (DISTANT SINGING) 609 00:37:02,387 --> 00:37:04,806 (GLEN CAMPBELL'S "SOUTHERN NIGHTS" PLAYING) 610 00:37:15,316 --> 00:37:17,360 (LAUGHING) 611 00:37:28,163 --> 00:37:29,497 (DISTANT SINGING CONTINUES) 612 00:37:31,499 --> 00:37:32,667 (GRUNTS) 613 00:37:41,176 --> 00:37:42,677 - ROCKET: / love this song. - (BEEPING) 614 00:37:42,844 --> 00:37:43,887 (ALL GASP) 615 00:37:47,891 --> 00:37:49,726 (ALL GROAN) 616 00:37:53,813 --> 00:37:54,814 (NEBULA GASPS) 617 00:37:55,190 --> 00:37:56,232 (SINGING AND HUMMING) 618 00:38:02,781 --> 00:38:04,240 (HUMMING) 619 00:38:12,290 --> 00:38:13,291 - (BRANCH SNAPS) “Huh? 620 00:38:14,542 --> 00:38:15,752 - There! - (ALL YELLING) 621 00:38:27,388 --> 00:38:28,389 Ah... 622 00:38:29,849 --> 00:38:31,434 (ALL SCREAMING) 623 00:38:31,726 --> 00:38:32,936 (MUSIC CONTINUES) 624 00:38:37,524 --> 00:38:38,525 (ROCKET CHUCKLES) 625 00:38:38,817 --> 00:38:40,068 (ALL SCREAMING) 626 00:38:43,071 --> 00:38:44,197 (ALL THUDDING) 627 00:38:45,782 --> 00:38:46,908 - (ALL SCREAMING) (LAUGHING) 628 00:38:51,496 --> 00:38:52,831 (SCREAMING CONTINUES) 629 00:38:56,543 --> 00:38:57,669 (GROANING) 630 00:39:08,429 --> 00:39:09,973 (ALL GRUNTING) 631 00:39:18,690 --> 00:39:19,899 (ALL GROANING) 632 00:39:36,124 --> 00:39:38,710 Ain't so tough now without all your toys... 633 00:39:38,877 --> 00:39:41,004 are you? (LAUGHS) 634 00:39:43,006 --> 00:39:44,048 - RETCH: Move! (SCREAMS) 635 00:39:46,634 --> 00:39:47,719 (BOTH GRUNTING) 636 00:39:50,305 --> 00:39:51,472 (RETCH GROANING) 637 00:39:53,641 --> 00:39:54,893 (WHISTLING) 638 00:40:00,857 --> 00:40:01,941 Crap. 639 00:40:02,817 --> 00:40:03,902 (YONDU CHUCKLES) 640 00:40:06,321 --> 00:40:07,322 (SIGHS) 641 00:40:07,572 --> 00:40:08,990 Hey there, rat! 642 00:40:09,157 --> 00:40:11,492 How's it going, you blue idiot? 643 00:40:11,993 --> 00:40:14,037 Not so bad. 644 00:40:14,203 --> 00:40:16,581 We got ourselves a pretty good little gig here. 645 00:40:16,748 --> 00:40:19,584 This golden gal with quite a high opinion of herself... 646 00:40:19,751 --> 00:40:23,671 has offered us a large sum to deliver you and your pals over to her... 647 00:40:23,838 --> 00:40:24,839 because she wants 648 00:40:24,881 --> 00:40:26,424 - to kill y'all. - (ALL LAUGHING) 649 00:40:26,591 --> 00:40:27,842 Your friend... 650 00:40:28,009 --> 00:40:29,677 There's too many of them. 651 00:40:29,844 --> 00:40:33,056 He needs my help. If you care about him... 652 00:40:33,222 --> 00:40:35,850 you need to get me out of these bonds. 653 00:40:36,434 --> 00:40:38,353 They are going to kill him! 654 00:40:38,519 --> 00:40:40,688 YONDU: I tell you, it was pretty easy to find you. 655 00:40:40,813 --> 00:40:42,774 I put a tracer on your ship back there... 656 00:40:42,941 --> 00:40:44,275 during the war over Xandar. 657 00:40:44,817 --> 00:40:47,195 Give me your word you won't hurt Groot... 658 00:40:47,362 --> 00:40:49,238 and I'll tell you where the batteries are. 659 00:40:50,073 --> 00:40:52,492 (CHUCKLES) Lucky for you, my word don't mean squat. 660 00:40:52,951 --> 00:40:55,203 Otherwise, I'd actually hand you over. 661 00:40:55,370 --> 00:40:56,704 Otherwise, you'd what? 662 00:40:57,914 --> 00:40:59,415 We'll take them batteries. 663 00:40:59,582 --> 00:41:03,044 They're worth what? A quarter mill on the open market? 664 00:41:03,211 --> 00:41:05,505 That Priestess offered us a million. 665 00:41:05,713 --> 00:41:08,424 A quarter is only one third of that! 666 00:41:08,591 --> 00:41:09,717 A quarter ain't a third. 667 00:41:09,884 --> 00:41:11,678 A quarter is 25. 668 00:41:11,844 --> 00:41:12,845 No. 669 00:41:13,012 --> 00:41:15,306 GEF: We can't even buy a pair of boots with 25 units. 670 00:41:15,431 --> 00:41:16,474 YONDU: Enough! 671 00:41:16,641 --> 00:41:21,479 The point is, we ain't stupid enough to help kill the Guardians of the Galaxy! 672 00:41:21,896 --> 00:41:24,357 The whole dang Nova Corps would be on us. 673 00:41:25,149 --> 00:41:27,068 KRAGLIN: That ain't right! 674 00:41:27,235 --> 00:41:30,279 I just gotta say it this one time, Captain. 675 00:41:30,446 --> 00:41:32,740 No matter how many times Quill betrays you... 676 00:41:32,907 --> 00:41:35,785 you protect him like none of the rest of us much matter! 677 00:41:35,952 --> 00:41:36,953 ALL: Yeah! 678 00:41:37,120 --> 00:41:38,621 I'm the one what sticks up for you! 679 00:41:38,788 --> 00:41:39,747 Take it easy, Kraglin. 680 00:41:39,914 --> 00:41:42,417 Damn straight, lad. He's gone soft. 681 00:41:42,583 --> 00:41:45,628 Suppose it's time for a change in leadership. 682 00:41:45,837 --> 00:41:46,963 - (ALL AGREEING) (GUNS COCKING) 683 00:41:47,088 --> 00:41:48,089 (WHISTLES) 684 00:41:50,758 --> 00:41:53,011 Put your damn guns down! 685 00:41:53,177 --> 00:41:54,429 Whoa! Whoa! 686 00:41:54,595 --> 00:41:58,057 There must be some kind of peaceful resolution to this, fellas. 687 00:41:58,224 --> 00:42:00,935 Or even a violent one where I'm standing over there. 688 00:42:01,102 --> 00:42:02,103 (SNARLS) 689 00:42:05,982 --> 00:42:07,191 (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) 690 00:42:07,734 --> 00:42:08,776 (GROANS) 691 00:42:11,446 --> 00:42:12,196 (SIGHS) 692 00:42:13,364 --> 00:42:14,407 (GROANS) 693 00:42:20,079 --> 00:42:21,748 Well, hello, boys. 694 00:42:25,877 --> 00:42:26,919 (SPITS) 695 00:42:27,420 --> 00:42:29,005 It's not ripe. 696 00:42:29,630 --> 00:42:31,591 (GEORGE HARRISON'S "MY SWEET LORD" PLAYING) 697 00:42:40,975 --> 00:42:42,393 (MUSIC CONTINUES) 698 00:43:13,800 --> 00:43:17,261 Welcome, everyone, to my world. 699 00:43:17,345 --> 00:43:19,847 QUILL: Wow. You have your own planet? 700 00:43:19,931 --> 00:43:23,726 Come on. No larger than your Earth's Moon. 701 00:43:23,935 --> 00:43:25,436 Humility. 702 00:43:25,603 --> 00:43:26,979 I like it. 703 00:43:27,355 --> 00:43:29,732 I, too, am extraordinarily humble. 704 00:43:37,281 --> 00:43:38,908 (LAUGHING) 705 00:44:12,233 --> 00:44:16,362 You own a planet and can destroy two dozen spaceships without a suit. 706 00:44:16,946 --> 00:44:18,739 What are you exactly? 707 00:44:19,907 --> 00:44:23,161 I'm what's called a Celestial, sweetheart. 708 00:44:24,579 --> 00:44:26,998 A Celestial, like a god? 709 00:44:28,249 --> 00:44:30,751 Mmm, small "g," son. 710 00:44:30,877 --> 00:44:33,713 At least on the days I'm feeling humble as Drax. 711 00:44:33,796 --> 00:44:34,797 (EGO CHUCKLING) 712 00:44:45,057 --> 00:44:46,058 QUILL: Whoa! 713 00:44:48,144 --> 00:44:51,480 I don't know where I came from exactly. 714 00:44:51,647 --> 00:44:53,608 First thing I remember is flickering... 715 00:44:54,233 --> 00:44:56,068 adrift in the cosmos utterly... 716 00:44:57,069 --> 00:44:59,530 and entirely alone. 717 00:45:00,698 --> 00:45:02,533 Over millions of years... 718 00:45:02,742 --> 00:45:06,287 I learned to control the molecules around me. 719 00:45:06,621 --> 00:45:09,707 I grew smarter and stronger. 720 00:45:11,751 --> 00:45:14,712 And I continued building from there... 721 00:45:14,879 --> 00:45:17,006 layer by layer... 722 00:45:17,173 --> 00:45:19,759 the very planet you walk on now. 723 00:45:19,926 --> 00:45:21,219 Whoa. 724 00:45:21,802 --> 00:45:22,970 But I wanted more. 725 00:45:24,180 --> 00:45:25,848 I desired... 726 00:45:26,307 --> 00:45:27,475 meaning. 727 00:45:28,684 --> 00:45:32,647 "There must be some life out there in the universe... 728 00:45:32,813 --> 00:45:35,566 "besides just me," I thought. 729 00:45:35,775 --> 00:45:39,779 And so, I set myself the task of finding it. 730 00:45:40,112 --> 00:45:41,572 I created... 731 00:45:41,739 --> 00:45:45,368 what I imagined biological life to be like... 732 00:45:45,534 --> 00:45:49,288 down to the most minute detail. 733 00:45:50,414 --> 00:45:51,749 Did you make a penis? 734 00:45:51,916 --> 00:45:53,125 Dude! 735 00:45:53,292 --> 00:45:54,502 What is wrong with you? 736 00:45:54,669 --> 00:45:57,672 If he is a planet, how could he make a baby with your mother? 737 00:45:57,838 --> 00:45:58,839 He would smush her! 738 00:45:59,465 --> 00:46:00,466 (QUILL GROANS) 739 00:46:01,092 --> 00:46:03,261 I don't need to hear how my parents... 740 00:46:04,512 --> 00:46:05,513 Why? 741 00:46:06,264 --> 00:46:07,890 My father would tell the story 742 00:46:07,974 --> 00:46:09,892 of impregnating my mother every winter solstice. 743 00:46:10,059 --> 00:46:11,477 That's disgusting. 744 00:46:11,644 --> 00:46:13,062 It was beautiful. 745 00:46:14,355 --> 00:46:15,856 You Earthers have hang-ups. 746 00:46:16,399 --> 00:46:18,484 Yes, Drax, I got a penis. 747 00:46:18,734 --> 00:46:20,361 Ha! Thank you! 748 00:46:20,528 --> 00:46:21,654 It's not half bad. 749 00:46:21,862 --> 00:46:23,239 - Oh. - Ugh. 750 00:46:23,531 --> 00:46:27,034 I've also got pain receptors, and a digestive system... 751 00:46:27,201 --> 00:46:28,953 and all the accompanying junk. 752 00:46:29,453 --> 00:46:34,083 I wanted to experience what it truly meant to be human... 753 00:46:34,250 --> 00:46:37,253 as I set out amongst the stars... 754 00:46:37,920 --> 00:46:40,131 until I found... 755 00:46:40,298 --> 00:46:41,966 what I sought. 756 00:46:43,551 --> 00:46:44,719 Life. 757 00:46:46,429 --> 00:46:48,764 I was not alone in the universe after all. 758 00:46:55,563 --> 00:46:57,398 When did you meet my mother? 759 00:47:01,569 --> 00:47:03,237 Not long after. 760 00:47:08,993 --> 00:47:13,664 It was with Meredith that I first experienced love. 761 00:47:17,585 --> 00:47:20,755 I called her my river lily. 762 00:47:25,009 --> 00:47:27,511 And from that love, Peter... 763 00:47:31,140 --> 00:47:32,350 you. 764 00:47:39,648 --> 00:47:43,152 I have searched for you for so long. 765 00:47:44,779 --> 00:47:46,447 And when I heard of a man from Earth... 766 00:47:46,614 --> 00:47:50,368 who held an Infinity Stone in his hand without dying... 767 00:47:52,119 --> 00:47:55,081 I knew you must be the son of the woman I loved. 768 00:47:56,665 --> 00:47:59,085 If you loved her, why did you leave her? 769 00:48:03,798 --> 00:48:06,008 (RAVAGERS CLAMORING) 770 00:48:20,147 --> 00:48:22,024 TULLK: This is mutiny! 771 00:48:22,817 --> 00:48:25,152 This is mutiny! 772 00:48:25,319 --> 00:48:27,822 This is mutiny! 773 00:48:28,155 --> 00:48:29,949 - (CLAMORING CONTINUES) (SCREAMS) 774 00:48:33,536 --> 00:48:35,329 - (TULLK YELLING) - (RAVAGERS JEERING) 775 00:48:39,667 --> 00:48:41,043 TULLK: You're scum! 776 00:48:41,210 --> 00:48:43,003 (JEERING CONTINUES) 777 00:48:44,672 --> 00:48:46,006 RAVAGERS: Oh! 778 00:48:46,048 --> 00:48:47,091 (RAVAGERS WHOOPING) 779 00:49:16,579 --> 00:49:17,621 Captain! 780 00:49:17,788 --> 00:49:20,374 Help me! Please! 781 00:49:20,541 --> 00:49:22,084 Captain! 782 00:49:25,379 --> 00:49:27,047 You're the one what killed those men... 783 00:49:27,631 --> 00:49:29,425 by leading them down the wrong path. 784 00:49:30,384 --> 00:49:31,969 Because you're weak. 785 00:49:32,178 --> 00:49:33,762 - (GRUNTS) - (ALL CHEERING) 786 00:49:34,430 --> 00:49:35,973 And stupid! 787 00:49:38,058 --> 00:49:40,060 It's time for the Ravagers... 788 00:49:40,227 --> 00:49:43,939 to rise once again to glory with a new captain... 789 00:49:44,815 --> 00:49:46,442 Taserface! 790 00:49:46,650 --> 00:49:48,110 (ALL CHEERING) 791 00:49:49,069 --> 00:49:50,404 (ROCKET LAUGHING) 792 00:49:54,158 --> 00:49:57,786 I'm sorry. Your name is... 793 00:49:57,953 --> 00:49:59,580 It's Taserface? 794 00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:01,415 That's right. 795 00:50:01,790 --> 00:50:04,084 Do you shoot tasers out of your face? 796 00:50:04,752 --> 00:50:06,545 It's metaphorical! 797 00:50:06,712 --> 00:50:07,546 ALL: Yeah! 798 00:50:11,300 --> 00:50:12,176 For what? 799 00:50:14,595 --> 00:50:17,181 For it is a name what strikes fear... 800 00:50:17,348 --> 00:50:20,100 into the hearts of anyone what hears it. 801 00:50:20,267 --> 00:50:21,268 (ALL MURMURING) 802 00:50:22,811 --> 00:50:24,021 Okay. 803 00:50:24,647 --> 00:50:25,898 ROCKET: Okay... 804 00:50:26,065 --> 00:50:27,233 whatever you say. 805 00:50:27,775 --> 00:50:29,068 You shut up. 806 00:50:29,235 --> 00:50:30,444 You're next. 807 00:50:30,778 --> 00:50:34,740 Udonta, I have waited a long time to do... 808 00:50:34,782 --> 00:50:35,783 - (ROCKET SNICKERING) - What? 809 00:50:37,159 --> 00:50:40,079 I'm sorry. I am so sorry! 810 00:50:40,246 --> 00:50:43,290 I just keep imagining you waking up in the morning, sir... 811 00:50:43,457 --> 00:50:46,502 looking in the mirror and then in all seriousness saying to yourself... 812 00:50:46,585 --> 00:50:49,129 "You know what would be a really kick-ass name? 813 00:50:49,255 --> 00:50:51,549 "Taserface!" (LAUGHING) 814 00:50:52,633 --> 00:50:55,219 - That's how I hear you in my head! - (ALL SNICKERING) 815 00:50:56,136 --> 00:50:58,264 What was your second choice? 816 00:50:58,430 --> 00:51:00,266 - Scrotum Hat? - (ALL LAUGHING) 817 00:51:01,308 --> 00:51:02,309 (LAUGHING) 818 00:51:02,643 --> 00:51:05,187 New plan. We're killing you first. 819 00:51:06,647 --> 00:51:09,692 Well, dying is certainly better than having to live an entire life... 820 00:51:09,858 --> 00:51:13,821 as a moronic shitbag who thinks Taserface is a cool name. 821 00:51:13,988 --> 00:51:16,824 That's enough killing for today. 822 00:51:18,534 --> 00:51:19,994 (RAVAGERS MURMURING) 823 00:51:20,828 --> 00:51:22,496 RAVAGER: She's the daughter of Thanos. 824 00:51:24,707 --> 00:51:26,875 TASERFACE: I thought you were the biggest sadist in the galaxy. 825 00:51:27,042 --> 00:51:29,878 That was when Daddy was paying my bills. 826 00:51:30,045 --> 00:51:33,674 The Priestess wants to kill the fox herself. 827 00:51:33,841 --> 00:51:36,677 And he has bounties on his head in at least 12 Kree provinces. 828 00:51:38,470 --> 00:51:39,847 I assure you... 829 00:51:40,014 --> 00:51:42,850 I am not as easy a mark as an old man without his magic stick... 830 00:51:43,017 --> 00:51:44,852 or a talking woodland beast. 831 00:51:46,228 --> 00:51:48,063 I want 10% of the take... 832 00:51:49,815 --> 00:51:51,525 and a couple more things. 833 00:51:53,360 --> 00:51:54,987 KRAGLIN: We got a whole box of hands... 834 00:51:55,154 --> 00:51:56,989 - if that one don't work out. - lt is fine. 835 00:51:57,156 --> 00:52:00,367 You think them Kree is gonna execute the captain? 836 00:52:00,534 --> 00:52:04,747 The Kree consider themselves merciful. It will be painless. 837 00:52:04,913 --> 00:52:08,375 Well, here it is. It's the best ship we got. 838 00:52:08,542 --> 00:52:10,210 Location of Ego's planet in the nav. 839 00:52:10,377 --> 00:52:12,671 We'll wire you the 10% once we's paid. 840 00:52:12,838 --> 00:52:14,965 What are you gonna do with your share? 841 00:52:15,883 --> 00:52:18,218 As a child, my father would have Gamora and me 842 00:52:18,260 --> 00:52:20,095 battle one another in training. 843 00:52:20,888 --> 00:52:23,182 Every time my sister prevailed... 844 00:52:23,349 --> 00:52:26,685 my father would replace a piece of me with machinery... 845 00:52:26,852 --> 00:52:29,521 claiming he wanted me to be her equal. 846 00:52:30,606 --> 00:52:32,441 But she won... 847 00:52:32,608 --> 00:52:37,446 again and again, and again, never once refraining. 848 00:52:39,073 --> 00:52:41,408 So after I murder my sister... 849 00:52:41,575 --> 00:52:42,743 I will buy a warship 850 00:52:42,785 --> 00:52:44,787 with every conceivable instrument of death. 851 00:52:44,953 --> 00:52:48,582 I will hunt my father like a dog, and I will tear him apart slowly... 852 00:52:48,749 --> 00:52:50,209 piece by piece... 853 00:52:50,376 --> 00:52:53,754 until he knows some semblance of the profound and unceasing pain... 854 00:52:53,921 --> 00:52:57,049 I know every single day. 855 00:52:58,926 --> 00:53:00,260 Yeah. 856 00:53:00,761 --> 00:53:02,471 I was talking about, like, a pretty necklace. 857 00:53:03,305 --> 00:53:05,224 Or a nice hat. 858 00:53:05,391 --> 00:53:08,102 Something to make the other girls go, "Ooh, that's nice!" 859 00:53:12,064 --> 00:53:15,275 Anyways, happy trails. 860 00:53:23,075 --> 00:53:26,537 My mother told everyone my father was from the stars. 861 00:53:28,288 --> 00:53:30,791 She had brain cancer, so everyone thought she was delusional. 862 00:53:30,958 --> 00:53:32,000 Peter... 863 00:53:32,167 --> 00:53:33,919 Listen, I'd love to believe all of this, I really would. 864 00:53:34,086 --> 00:53:35,462 But you left... 865 00:53:35,629 --> 00:53:38,424 the most wonderful woman ever... 866 00:53:38,632 --> 00:53:40,134 to die alone. 867 00:53:40,300 --> 00:53:43,721 I didn't want to leave your mother, Peter. 868 00:53:43,887 --> 00:53:46,056 If I don't return regularly to my planet... 869 00:53:46,223 --> 00:53:47,599 and the light within it... 870 00:53:47,766 --> 00:53:49,309 this form will wither and perish. 871 00:53:49,476 --> 00:53:51,478 So why didn't you come back? Why did you send Yondu? 872 00:53:51,645 --> 00:53:53,564 A criminal, of all people, to come and fetch me? 873 00:53:53,981 --> 00:53:55,941 I loved your mother, Peter! 874 00:53:56,108 --> 00:53:58,485 I couldn't stand to set foot on an Earth... 875 00:53:58,652 --> 00:54:01,488 where she wasn't living! You can't imagine what that's like! 876 00:54:01,655 --> 00:54:04,032 I know exactly what that feels like! 877 00:54:04,199 --> 00:54:05,951 I had to watch her die! 878 00:54:10,330 --> 00:54:14,460 Over the millions and millions of years of my existence... 879 00:54:14,626 --> 00:54:17,129 I've made many mistakes, Peter. 880 00:54:17,963 --> 00:54:20,174 But you're not one of them. 881 00:54:22,009 --> 00:54:25,721 Please give me the chance to be the father she would want me to be. 882 00:54:31,018 --> 00:54:35,731 There's so much that I need to teach you about this planet... 883 00:54:35,898 --> 00:54:37,566 and the light within. 884 00:54:37,983 --> 00:54:41,111 They are a part of you, Peter. 885 00:54:42,029 --> 00:54:43,655 What do you mean? 886 00:54:44,531 --> 00:54:46,366 Give me your hands, son. 887 00:54:47,367 --> 00:54:48,494 Here. 888 00:54:49,369 --> 00:54:51,246 Hold them like that. 889 00:54:57,169 --> 00:55:00,047 Now, close your eyes and concentrate. 890 00:55:01,215 --> 00:55:04,176 Take your brain to the center of this planet. 891 00:55:04,384 --> 00:55:05,552 (QUILL EXHALES DEEPLY) 892 00:55:07,930 --> 00:55:08,972 (GASPS) 893 00:55:09,097 --> 00:55:09,932 Yes! 894 00:55:10,098 --> 00:55:10,933 Yes! 895 00:55:11,350 --> 00:55:13,060 Whoa! 896 00:55:13,227 --> 00:55:14,603 Yes! It's okay. 897 00:55:14,770 --> 00:55:15,854 Just relax. Concentrate. 898 00:55:16,021 --> 00:55:18,106 You can do it. Bring it back. 899 00:55:18,690 --> 00:55:19,775 Yes! 900 00:55:21,401 --> 00:55:24,196 Yes, now shape it. 901 00:55:24,571 --> 00:55:26,240 Feel that energy. 902 00:55:30,410 --> 00:55:31,411 Yes. 903 00:55:35,707 --> 00:55:37,042 You're home. 904 00:55:39,586 --> 00:55:40,754 Peter... 905 00:56:15,289 --> 00:56:18,166 DRAX: How did you get to this weird, dumb planet? 906 00:56:18,792 --> 00:56:21,670 MANTIS: Ego found me in my larva state. 907 00:56:21,837 --> 00:56:23,297 Orphaned on my homeworld. 908 00:56:24,256 --> 00:56:26,800 He raised me by hand, and kept me as his own. 909 00:56:28,343 --> 00:56:29,678 So you're a pet? 910 00:56:30,971 --> 00:56:32,264 I suppose. 911 00:56:33,807 --> 00:56:36,143 People usually want cute pets. 912 00:56:36,310 --> 00:56:38,604 Why would Ego want such a hideous one? 913 00:56:38,770 --> 00:56:40,063 I am hideous? 914 00:56:40,230 --> 00:56:42,399 You are horrifying to look at. Yes. 915 00:56:45,527 --> 00:56:46,653 But that's a good thing. 916 00:56:46,820 --> 00:56:47,821 Oh? 917 00:56:48,196 --> 00:56:49,865 When you're ugly, and someone loves you... 918 00:56:49,948 --> 00:56:52,492 you know they love you for who you are. 919 00:56:53,827 --> 00:56:56,204 Beautiful people never know who to trust. 920 00:56:57,164 --> 00:57:00,000 Well, then I'm certainly grateful to be ugly. 921 00:57:01,501 --> 00:57:04,671 DRAX: Those pools, they remind me of a time... 922 00:57:04,838 --> 00:57:08,342 when I took my daughter to the forgotten lakes of my homeworld. 923 00:57:09,551 --> 00:57:10,844 She was like you. 924 00:57:11,303 --> 00:57:12,763 Disgusting? 925 00:57:13,847 --> 00:57:15,015 Innocent. 926 00:57:25,984 --> 00:57:27,194 (SOBS) 927 00:57:43,210 --> 00:57:44,878 (SIGHS) 928 00:57:48,215 --> 00:57:49,216 Drax? 929 00:57:50,926 --> 00:57:52,511 There's something I must tell you. 930 00:58:01,019 --> 00:58:02,062 What's going on? 931 00:58:02,229 --> 00:58:04,106 This gross bug lady is my new friend. 932 00:58:04,272 --> 00:58:07,693 I'm learning many things, like I'm a pet and ugly. 933 00:58:08,068 --> 00:58:09,611 You're not ugly. Drax! 934 00:58:09,778 --> 00:58:11,071 What are you talking about? 935 00:58:11,238 --> 00:58:12,406 GAMORA: Mantis... 936 00:58:12,906 --> 00:58:14,908 can you show us where we'll be staying? 937 00:58:15,534 --> 00:58:17,285 Why are there no other beings on this planet? 938 00:58:17,452 --> 00:58:19,538 MANTIS: The planet is Ego. 939 00:58:19,705 --> 00:58:21,915 A dog would not invite a flea to live on his back. 940 00:58:22,708 --> 00:58:23,917 And you're not a flea? 941 00:58:24,126 --> 00:58:26,420 I'm a flea with a purpose. 942 00:58:27,087 --> 00:58:28,630 I help him sleep. 943 00:58:29,881 --> 00:58:32,968 What were you about to say to Drax before I walked out? 944 00:58:38,056 --> 00:58:39,099 Nothing. 945 00:58:40,100 --> 00:58:41,935 Your quarters are this way. 946 00:58:46,106 --> 00:58:48,275 (BOTH GRUNT) 947 00:58:49,609 --> 00:58:52,988 We deliver you to the Kree in the morning. 948 00:58:55,407 --> 00:58:58,452 Neither one of you will last much longer after that. 949 00:58:59,202 --> 00:59:01,163 Okay, Taserface. 950 00:59:01,913 --> 00:59:03,999 Hey, tell the other guys we said... 951 00:59:04,166 --> 00:59:05,542 "Hi," Taserface! 952 00:59:06,460 --> 00:59:07,461 (SIGHS) 953 00:59:10,797 --> 00:59:13,258 What about this little plant? Can I smash it with a rock? 954 00:59:13,425 --> 00:59:14,968 No, Gef. 955 00:59:15,135 --> 00:59:16,803 It's too adorable to kill. 956 00:59:16,970 --> 00:59:18,805 Take it to the tailor. 957 00:59:20,390 --> 00:59:23,643 No offense, but your employees are a bunch of jerks. 958 00:59:26,104 --> 00:59:30,859 I was a Kree battle slave for 20 years when Stakar freed me. 959 00:59:33,528 --> 00:59:36,156 He offered me a place with the Ravagers. 960 00:59:36,281 --> 00:59:40,702 He said all I needed to do was adhere to the code. 961 00:59:40,869 --> 00:59:42,662 But I was young... 962 00:59:43,622 --> 00:59:47,084 and greedy, and stupid. 963 00:59:48,043 --> 00:59:50,170 Like you stealing those batteries. 964 00:59:50,337 --> 00:59:51,838 That was mostly Drax. 965 00:59:53,298 --> 00:59:56,843 Me and Stakar and the other captains... 966 00:59:57,803 --> 01:00:00,138 we weren't so different from you and your friends. 967 01:00:01,098 --> 01:00:03,016 The only family I ever had. 968 01:00:04,434 --> 01:00:06,103 When I broke the code... 969 01:00:08,355 --> 01:00:10,023 they exiled me. 970 01:00:11,358 --> 01:00:12,818 This is what I deserve. 971 01:00:12,984 --> 01:00:14,694 Slow down, drama queen. 972 01:00:14,861 --> 01:00:16,530 You might deserve this, but I don't. 973 01:00:16,696 --> 01:00:18,448 We gotta get outta here. 974 01:00:19,908 --> 01:00:21,034 Where's Quill? 975 01:00:21,201 --> 01:00:22,744 He went off with his old man. 976 01:00:24,496 --> 01:00:26,206 - Ego? - Yeah. 977 01:00:26,373 --> 01:00:28,333 It's a day for dumbass names. 978 01:00:28,708 --> 01:00:29,709 (CHUCKLES) 979 01:00:31,419 --> 01:00:33,839 You're smiling. And for a second, I got a warm feeling. 980 01:00:34,005 --> 01:00:36,758 But then it was ruined by those disgusting-ass teeth. 981 01:00:36,842 --> 01:00:39,302 You like a professional asshole or what? 982 01:00:39,469 --> 01:00:40,512 Pretty much a pro. 983 01:00:40,554 --> 01:00:43,223 Why didn't you deliver Quill to Ego like you promised? 984 01:00:43,890 --> 01:00:45,600 He was skinny. 985 01:00:45,976 --> 01:00:50,105 Could fit into places we couldn't. Good for thievin'. 986 01:00:50,605 --> 01:00:51,606 Uh-huh. 987 01:00:55,110 --> 01:00:58,238 I got an idea on how to get outta here. 988 01:00:59,197 --> 01:01:01,700 But we're gonna need your little friend. 989 01:01:02,868 --> 01:01:05,245 ALL: (CHANTING) Mascot, mascot, mascot... 990 01:01:12,043 --> 01:01:13,753 (CHANTING CONTINUES) 991 01:01:16,464 --> 01:01:18,675 Little fellow's all worked up! He needs a drink! 992 01:01:19,593 --> 01:01:20,635 (COUGHING) 993 01:01:24,764 --> 01:01:27,475 Look how cute it is when it's all riled up. 994 01:01:27,642 --> 01:01:29,519 He's goddang precious! 995 01:01:30,103 --> 01:01:31,188 (ALL LAUGHING) 996 01:01:31,521 --> 01:01:33,231 (GRUNTING) 997 01:01:33,732 --> 01:01:34,733 (LAUGHTER CONTINUES) 998 01:01:42,282 --> 01:01:43,283 YONDU: Psst! 999 01:01:43,575 --> 01:01:45,285 Hey, twig! 1000 01:01:45,619 --> 01:01:46,995 Come here. 1001 01:01:47,495 --> 01:01:48,705 Come on. 1002 01:01:55,295 --> 01:01:56,296 Aw, man... 1003 01:01:56,463 --> 01:01:57,923 what did they do to you? 1004 01:02:01,051 --> 01:02:03,470 Hey, you wanna help us get outta here? 1005 01:02:04,304 --> 01:02:07,515 There's something I need you to get, and bring back to me. 1006 01:02:07,682 --> 01:02:11,728 In the captain's quarters, there's a prototype fin... 1007 01:02:11,937 --> 01:02:13,521 the thing I wore on my head. 1008 01:02:14,231 --> 01:02:18,276 There's a drawer next to the bunk. It's in that. It's red. 1009 01:02:18,485 --> 01:02:19,778 You got it? 1010 01:02:25,450 --> 01:02:26,826 (RAVAGERS SNORING) 1011 01:02:53,520 --> 01:02:54,980 That's my underwears. 1012 01:02:55,146 --> 01:02:57,190 Yeah, I was pretty sure he didn't know what you were talkin' about. 1013 01:02:57,399 --> 01:02:59,401 You have to explain it more careful. 1014 01:03:00,944 --> 01:03:04,364 It's a prototype fin. 1015 01:03:05,699 --> 01:03:06,741 (SCREECHING) 1016 01:03:09,828 --> 01:03:12,580 That's an orloni. It's a fin, Groot. 1017 01:03:12,747 --> 01:03:14,374 You explain it this time. 1018 01:03:15,625 --> 01:03:17,043 All right. 1019 01:03:17,877 --> 01:03:19,754 YONDU: That's Vorker's eye. 1020 01:03:19,921 --> 01:03:21,923 He takes it out when he sleeps. 1021 01:03:22,090 --> 01:03:23,425 Go. Look again. 1022 01:03:23,591 --> 01:03:25,010 But leave the eye here. 1023 01:03:25,343 --> 01:03:26,469 Why? 1024 01:03:26,636 --> 01:03:28,013 He's gonna wake up tomorrow... 1025 01:03:28,179 --> 01:03:30,557 and he's not gonna know... 1026 01:03:30,724 --> 01:03:32,976 where his eye is! (LAUGHING) 1027 01:03:39,149 --> 01:03:40,734 That's a desk. 1028 01:03:40,900 --> 01:03:43,611 We told you it was this big. 1029 01:03:49,576 --> 01:03:51,745 Tell me you guys have a refrigerator somewhere... 1030 01:03:51,911 --> 01:03:54,622 with a bunch of severed human toes. 1031 01:03:54,789 --> 01:03:58,418 Okay. Then let's just agree to never discuss this. 1032 01:04:01,671 --> 01:04:05,342 The drawer you wanna open has this symbol on it. 1033 01:04:05,508 --> 01:04:06,885 Okay? 1034 01:04:15,393 --> 01:04:17,270 What? No! 1035 01:04:17,437 --> 01:04:18,563 He thinks you want him to wear it as a hat. 1036 01:04:18,730 --> 01:04:20,023 That's not what I said! 1037 01:04:20,190 --> 01:04:21,191 I am Groot. 1038 01:04:21,274 --> 01:04:22,317 He's relieved you don't want him to. 1039 01:04:22,484 --> 01:04:23,943 - l am Groot. - He hates hats. 1040 01:04:24,110 --> 01:04:24,819 I am Groot. 1041 01:04:24,986 --> 01:04:26,154 On anyone, not just himself. 1042 01:04:26,321 --> 01:04:27,155 I am Groot. 1043 01:04:27,238 --> 01:04:29,157 One minute you think someone has a weird-shaped head... 1044 01:04:29,324 --> 01:04:31,659 the next minute it's just because you realize part of that head is the hat. 1045 01:04:32,202 --> 01:04:33,495 That's why you don't like hats? 1046 01:04:34,662 --> 01:04:36,956 This is an important conversation right now? 1047 01:04:38,583 --> 01:04:39,918 (SNORING) 1048 01:04:44,255 --> 01:04:45,507 (BURPS) 1049 01:05:13,660 --> 01:05:14,661 KRAGLIN: That ain't it. 1050 01:05:24,587 --> 01:05:26,047 I didn't mean to do a mutiny. 1051 01:05:29,092 --> 01:05:30,927 They killed all my friends. 1052 01:05:34,973 --> 01:05:37,475 Get the third quadrant ready for release. 1053 01:05:44,190 --> 01:05:45,024 One more thing. 1054 01:05:47,026 --> 01:05:49,362 You got any clones of Quill's old music on the ship? 1055 01:05:55,118 --> 01:05:56,411 (FEEDBACK) 1056 01:05:56,661 --> 01:05:59,789 (JAY & THE AMERICANS' "COME A LITTLE BIT CLOSER" PLAYING) 1057 01:06:06,087 --> 01:06:07,672 (MUSIC CONTINUES) 1058 01:06:12,677 --> 01:06:13,678 (BOTH GASP) 1059 01:06:13,803 --> 01:06:15,472 (WHISTLES) 1060 01:06:16,764 --> 01:06:18,016 (BOTH GROANING) 1061 01:06:32,489 --> 01:06:33,573 Ah. 1062 01:06:33,948 --> 01:06:35,450 (MUSIC PLAYING IN BACKGROUND) 1063 01:06:39,329 --> 01:06:41,164 (GRUNTS) He's got it! 1064 01:06:41,331 --> 01:06:42,832 Yondu's got the fin! 1065 01:06:42,999 --> 01:06:43,917 Go! 1066 01:06:57,639 --> 01:06:59,140 - (WHISTLES) - (ALL GASP) 1067 01:07:07,106 --> 01:07:08,900 (RAVAGERS GROANING) 1068 01:07:19,327 --> 01:07:20,411 (WHISTLES) 1069 01:07:25,458 --> 01:07:26,292 Down there! 1070 01:07:27,585 --> 01:07:30,088 - (WHISTLES) - (RAVAGERS GROANING) 1071 01:07:35,677 --> 01:07:36,970 (SCREAMING) 1072 01:07:50,149 --> 01:07:51,985 Oh! (SCREAMING) 1073 01:07:53,486 --> 01:07:54,529 (YELLING) 1074 01:07:56,197 --> 01:07:57,824 (CONTINUES SCREAMING) 1075 01:07:59,450 --> 01:08:00,451 (GROANS) 1076 01:08:00,994 --> 01:08:02,954 - (CONTINUES YELLING) (SCREAMING) 1077 01:08:09,002 --> 01:08:10,503 (RAVAGERS SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY) 1078 01:08:18,011 --> 01:08:19,095 (WHISTLES) 1079 01:08:22,557 --> 01:08:23,683 (ALL GROANING) 1080 01:08:24,601 --> 01:08:25,893 (YONDU WHISTLING) 1081 01:08:26,227 --> 01:08:27,687 (ALL GROANING) 1082 01:08:29,480 --> 01:08:30,773 (RAVAGERS SHOUTING) 1083 01:08:35,111 --> 01:08:36,112 (GROANS) 1084 01:08:42,744 --> 01:08:44,329 (GROANS) 1085 01:08:47,624 --> 01:08:48,875 (ALL LAUGHING) 1086 01:09:03,973 --> 01:09:04,974 (ALL CONTINUE LAUGHING) 1087 01:09:15,234 --> 01:09:16,277 (WHISTLES) 1088 01:09:18,404 --> 01:09:19,989 (WHISTLES) 1089 01:09:20,365 --> 01:09:22,450 - (GASPS) (LAUGHS) 1090 01:09:25,078 --> 01:09:26,537 You maniac. 1091 01:09:28,539 --> 01:09:30,750 The whole ship's gonna blow. 1092 01:09:33,920 --> 01:09:35,046 (GROANING) 1093 01:09:40,677 --> 01:09:42,261 Not the whole ship. 1094 01:09:42,470 --> 01:09:43,471 (WHISTLES) 1095 01:09:53,481 --> 01:09:54,607 (GRUNTS) 1096 01:09:56,067 --> 01:09:57,568 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 1097 01:09:59,237 --> 01:10:00,279 Who is this? 1098 01:10:00,446 --> 01:10:04,701 I am sending you the coordinates for Yondu's ship. 1099 01:10:05,284 --> 01:10:07,078 - Release the quadrant! - Aye, Captain! 1100 01:10:07,245 --> 01:10:09,747 I only ask one thing. 1101 01:10:10,248 --> 01:10:11,874 That your High Priestess... 1102 01:10:12,041 --> 01:10:15,503 tell him the name of the man what sealed his fate. 1103 01:10:16,587 --> 01:10:19,716 - Taserface! - (SNICKERYS) 1104 01:10:21,008 --> 01:10:22,135 (LAUGHING) 1105 01:10:23,386 --> 01:10:24,387 (GROANS) 1106 01:10:25,388 --> 01:10:26,431 (GRUNTS) 1107 01:10:42,071 --> 01:10:43,322 Where to, Captain? 1108 01:10:43,489 --> 01:10:44,490 Ego. 1109 01:10:46,117 --> 01:10:47,160 No, boy! 1110 01:10:55,042 --> 01:10:59,589 It ain't healthy for a mammalian body to hop more than 50 jumps at a time. 1111 01:10:59,756 --> 01:11:00,715 I know that. 1112 01:11:00,882 --> 01:11:03,259 We are about to do 700! 1113 01:11:06,929 --> 01:11:07,930 (SCREAMING) 1114 01:11:08,848 --> 01:11:09,849 (SCREAMING) 1115 01:11:10,516 --> 01:11:11,601 (BOTH SCREAMING) 1116 01:11:12,894 --> 01:11:15,354 (SAM COOKE'S "BRING IT ON HOME TO ME" PLAYING) 1117 01:11:17,106 --> 01:11:19,233 QUILL: So I guess this could all be mine someday. 1118 01:11:20,610 --> 01:11:23,112 Rocket? Rocket, are you there? 1119 01:11:24,489 --> 01:11:25,531 (SIGHS) 1120 01:11:30,369 --> 01:11:32,079 What are you doing, Peter? 1121 01:11:34,373 --> 01:11:35,666 Dance with me. 1122 01:11:35,917 --> 01:11:37,376 I'm not going to dance with you. 1123 01:11:37,543 --> 01:11:39,295 This is Sam Cooke... 1124 01:11:39,837 --> 01:11:43,007 one of the greatest Earth singers of all time. 1125 01:11:44,467 --> 01:11:45,468 (MUSIC CONTINUES) 1126 01:12:12,161 --> 01:12:14,163 Drax thinks you're not a dancer. 1127 01:12:15,289 --> 01:12:17,834 If you ever tell anyone about this... 1128 01:12:18,000 --> 01:12:19,418 I will kill you. 1129 01:12:20,169 --> 01:12:24,048 When are we gonna do something about this unspoken thing between us? 1130 01:12:24,674 --> 01:12:26,092 What unspoken thing? 1131 01:12:27,552 --> 01:12:29,220 This... 1132 01:12:29,387 --> 01:12:32,181 Cheers, Sam and Diane... 1133 01:12:32,348 --> 01:12:34,934 a guy and a girl on a TV show who dig each other... 1134 01:12:35,101 --> 01:12:36,477 but never say it because if they do, 1135 01:12:36,561 --> 01:12:37,645 the ratings would go down... 1136 01:12:37,812 --> 01:12:38,896 sort of thing. 1137 01:12:39,021 --> 01:12:40,481 There's no unspoken thing. 1138 01:12:42,400 --> 01:12:44,443 Well, it's a catch-22, because if you said it, 1139 01:12:44,527 --> 01:12:45,695 then it would be spoken... 1140 01:12:45,862 --> 01:12:48,614 and you would be a liar. So, by not saying it... 1141 01:12:48,781 --> 01:12:52,910 you are telling the truth, and admitting that there is. 1142 01:12:53,077 --> 01:12:54,996 No, that's not what I... 1143 01:12:56,163 --> 01:12:57,164 (SIGHS) 1144 01:12:57,331 --> 01:13:01,377 What we should be discussing right now is something about this place. 1145 01:13:01,544 --> 01:13:03,254 It doesn't feel right. 1146 01:13:03,796 --> 01:13:05,965 What are you talking about? 1147 01:13:06,132 --> 01:13:07,383 You're the one who wanted me to come here! 1148 01:13:07,550 --> 01:13:08,801 That girl Mantis... 1149 01:13:08,968 --> 01:13:10,052 she's afraid of something. 1150 01:13:10,469 --> 01:13:12,513 Why are you trying to take this away from me? 1151 01:13:12,763 --> 01:13:13,890 I'm not trying... 1152 01:13:14,056 --> 01:13:15,975 He's my father. He's blood. 1153 01:13:16,142 --> 01:13:17,852 You have blood on Earth and you never wanted to return there. 1154 01:13:17,977 --> 01:13:20,062 Again, you made me come here! 1155 01:13:20,229 --> 01:13:22,148 And Earth is the place where my mother died in front of me. 1156 01:13:22,315 --> 01:13:24,942 No, it's because that place is real, and this is a fantasy. 1157 01:13:25,192 --> 01:13:27,862 This is real! I'm only half human, remember? 1158 01:13:28,029 --> 01:13:29,322 That's the half I'm worried about. 1159 01:13:30,031 --> 01:13:31,699 Oh, I get it. You're jealous... 1160 01:13:31,866 --> 01:13:34,201 because I'm part-god, and you like when I'm the weak one. 1161 01:13:34,368 --> 01:13:36,871 You were insufferable to begin with. 1162 01:13:37,038 --> 01:13:38,205 I haven't been able to reach Rocket. 1163 01:13:38,372 --> 01:13:39,707 I'm gonna go outside, and I'm gonna try and get a signal. 1164 01:13:39,874 --> 01:13:42,835 You know what? This is not Cheers after all! 1165 01:13:43,002 --> 01:13:45,838 This is whatever the show is where one person is willing... 1166 01:13:46,005 --> 01:13:47,715 to open themselves up to new possibility, 1167 01:13:47,798 --> 01:13:49,467 and the other person is a jerk.... 1168 01:13:49,634 --> 01:13:51,469 who doesn't trust anybody! 1169 01:13:51,510 --> 01:13:53,262 It's a show that doesn't exist. 1170 01:13:53,429 --> 01:13:54,847 That's why it would get zero ratings! 1171 01:13:55,348 --> 01:13:57,475 I don't know what Cheers is! 1172 01:13:57,683 --> 01:14:00,645 I finally found my family. Don't you understand that? 1173 01:14:01,896 --> 01:14:03,522 I thought you already had. 1174 01:14:31,050 --> 01:14:32,218 (SIGHS) 1175 01:14:33,052 --> 01:14:34,261 Damn it. 1176 01:14:54,490 --> 01:14:55,491 (GASPS) 1177 01:14:58,119 --> 01:14:59,161 (SCREAMING) 1178 01:15:04,333 --> 01:15:05,918 (GRUNTS) 1179 01:15:07,378 --> 01:15:08,421 Psychopath! 1180 01:15:19,598 --> 01:15:20,808 (PANTING) 1181 01:15:35,114 --> 01:15:37,199 - (YELLING) - (YELPING) 1182 01:15:40,536 --> 01:15:41,579 (GRUNTS) 1183 01:15:43,372 --> 01:15:44,999 (YELPS) 1184 01:15:46,959 --> 01:15:48,252 (PANTING) 1185 01:15:53,174 --> 01:15:54,175 (GRUNTS IN FRUSTRATION) 1186 01:15:56,886 --> 01:15:58,179 (BOTH GRUNTING) 1187 01:16:14,653 --> 01:16:15,654 (YELLING) 1188 01:16:18,157 --> 01:16:19,992 - (YELPS) (CONTINUES YELLING) 1189 01:16:21,368 --> 01:16:22,453 (WHIMPERS) 1190 01:16:23,162 --> 01:16:24,330 (CONTINUES YELLING) 1191 01:16:31,670 --> 01:16:33,047 (PANTING) 1192 01:16:34,340 --> 01:16:35,591 (NEBULA COUGHING) 1193 01:16:39,178 --> 01:16:40,221 (GROANING) 1194 01:16:45,059 --> 01:16:46,143 - (GAMORA GRUNTING) (NEBULA PANTING) 1195 01:16:52,858 --> 01:16:54,693 (BOTH SCREAM) 1196 01:16:59,323 --> 01:17:00,699 (BOTH GROANING) 1197 01:17:16,382 --> 01:17:18,050 - (NEBULA YELLS) - (GAMORA GROANS) 1198 01:17:18,884 --> 01:17:20,553 Are you kidding me? 1199 01:17:21,220 --> 01:17:22,054 (BOTH GRUNTING) 1200 01:17:34,942 --> 01:17:35,943 (GASPING) 1201 01:17:42,741 --> 01:17:43,742 (YELLS) 1202 01:17:45,244 --> 01:17:46,245 (GAMORA COUGHING) 1203 01:17:46,996 --> 01:17:47,830 I win. 1204 01:17:48,581 --> 01:17:50,791 I win. I bested you in combat. 1205 01:17:50,958 --> 01:17:52,877 No. I saved your life. 1206 01:17:53,043 --> 01:17:54,879 Well, you were stupid enough to let me live. 1207 01:17:55,045 --> 01:17:55,921 You let me live! 1208 01:17:56,088 --> 01:17:57,965 I don't need you always trying to beat me! 1209 01:17:58,132 --> 01:17:59,466 I'm not the one that just flew across the universe 1210 01:17:59,550 --> 01:18:00,759 just because I wanted to win. 1211 01:18:00,926 --> 01:18:02,595 Do not tell me what I want. 1212 01:18:02,636 --> 01:18:04,054 I don't need to tell you what you want! 1213 01:18:04,221 --> 01:18:05,222 It's obvious! 1214 01:18:05,389 --> 01:18:08,350 You were the one who wanted to win. And I just wanted a sister! 1215 01:18:16,233 --> 01:18:17,776 You were all I had. 1216 01:18:19,111 --> 01:18:21,780 But you were the one who needed to win. 1217 01:18:23,115 --> 01:18:25,326 Thanos pulled my eye from my head... 1218 01:18:26,118 --> 01:18:28,120 and my brain from my skull... 1219 01:18:29,288 --> 01:18:31,165 and my arm from my body... 1220 01:18:32,958 --> 01:18:34,919 because of you. 1221 01:18:38,255 --> 01:18:39,256 (NEBULA SIGHS) 1222 01:18:43,761 --> 01:18:45,387 (LOOKING GLASS' "BRANDY (YOU'RE A FINE GIRL)" PLAYING) 1223 01:18:55,856 --> 01:18:56,941 You all right, son? 1224 01:19:00,319 --> 01:19:02,947 I saw your girl stomp off a little earlier in quite a huff. 1225 01:19:03,614 --> 01:19:04,949 Yeah. (SIGHS) 1226 01:19:05,115 --> 01:19:06,825 It's fortuitous... 1227 01:19:06,992 --> 01:19:08,244 you listening to this song. 1228 01:19:08,410 --> 01:19:09,954 - You know... - Brandy? 1229 01:19:10,454 --> 01:19:11,497 By Looking Glass? 1230 01:19:13,374 --> 01:19:14,667 (CHUCKLES) A favorite of your mom's. 1231 01:19:15,626 --> 01:19:17,169 Yeah, it was. 1232 01:19:17,586 --> 01:19:19,171 One of Earth's greatest musical compositions. 1233 01:19:19,421 --> 01:19:21,507 Perhaps its very greatest. 1234 01:19:21,674 --> 01:19:22,675 Yes! 1235 01:19:22,841 --> 01:19:25,970 Peter, you and I, we're the sailor in that song. 1236 01:19:28,222 --> 01:19:30,015 He came on a summer's day 1237 01:19:30,474 --> 01:19:32,977 Bringing gifts from far away 1238 01:19:35,020 --> 01:19:37,523 Like the child I put in your mother... 1239 01:19:37,690 --> 01:19:39,608 or the freedom you brought Gamora. 1240 01:19:41,777 --> 01:19:44,780 Brandy, you're a fine girl 1241 01:19:44,947 --> 01:19:47,616 What a good wife you would be 1242 01:19:48,701 --> 01:19:51,370 My life, my love 1243 01:19:51,537 --> 01:19:54,790 My lady is the sea 1244 01:19:54,957 --> 01:19:56,792 The sea calls the sailor back. 1245 01:19:56,959 --> 01:19:59,461 He loves the girl, but that's not his place. 1246 01:20:00,296 --> 01:20:04,216 The sea calls upon him as history calls upon great men. 1247 01:20:05,467 --> 01:20:08,929 And sometimes we are deprived the pleasures of mortals. 1248 01:20:09,555 --> 01:20:11,682 Well, you may not be mortal, but me... 1249 01:20:11,849 --> 01:20:12,975 No, Peter... 1250 01:20:13,142 --> 01:20:15,060 death will remain a stranger to both of us... 1251 01:20:15,561 --> 01:20:17,646 as long as the light burns within the planet. 1252 01:20:18,689 --> 01:20:19,732 I'm immortal? 1253 01:20:20,232 --> 01:20:21,233 Mmm-hmm. 1254 01:20:22,026 --> 01:20:23,068 Really? 1255 01:20:23,235 --> 01:20:26,071 Yes! As long as the light exists. 1256 01:20:27,072 --> 01:20:30,326 And I can use the light to build cool things... 1257 01:20:30,492 --> 01:20:32,786 like how you made this whole planet? 1258 01:20:32,953 --> 01:20:35,331 It might take you a few million years of practice... 1259 01:20:35,497 --> 01:20:37,750 before you get really good at it. But, yes! 1260 01:20:37,916 --> 01:20:38,917 What! 1261 01:20:39,209 --> 01:20:42,671 Get ready for an 800-foot statue of Pac-Man with Skeletor... 1262 01:20:42,838 --> 01:20:43,881 and Heather Locklear. 1263 01:20:44,048 --> 01:20:45,215 You can do anything you want. 1264 01:20:45,382 --> 01:20:46,675 I'm gonna make some weird shit. 1265 01:20:46,842 --> 01:20:50,012 But you know, Peter, it is a tremendous responsibility. 1266 01:20:50,179 --> 01:20:52,681 Only we can remake the universe. 1267 01:20:52,848 --> 01:20:55,309 Only we can take the bridle of the cosmos... 1268 01:20:55,476 --> 01:20:58,312 and lead it to where it needs to go. 1269 01:20:59,480 --> 01:21:00,522 How? 1270 01:21:10,991 --> 01:21:12,368 Come with me. 1271 01:21:15,120 --> 01:21:16,288 (GASPS) 1272 01:21:18,374 --> 01:21:19,583 (SNORING) 1273 01:21:22,378 --> 01:21:23,962 Drax, Drax. Drax! 1274 01:21:24,380 --> 01:21:25,964 Drax! We need to talk. 1275 01:21:28,133 --> 01:21:29,968 I'm sorry. 1276 01:21:30,135 --> 01:21:32,304 But I like a woman with some meat on her bones. 1277 01:21:32,471 --> 01:21:33,555 What? 1278 01:21:33,722 --> 01:21:36,975 I tried to let you down easily by telling you I found you disgusting. 1279 01:21:37,142 --> 01:21:38,519 No, that's not what I... 1280 01:21:38,894 --> 01:21:40,396 (RETCHING) 1281 01:21:42,106 --> 01:21:43,524 What are you doing? 1282 01:21:44,149 --> 01:21:46,485 I'm imagining being with you physically. 1283 01:21:46,652 --> 01:21:47,945 Drax... 1284 01:21:48,487 --> 01:21:49,655 I don't like you like that. 1285 01:21:49,822 --> 01:21:52,157 I don't even like the type of thing you are. 1286 01:21:52,324 --> 01:21:54,743 Hey! There's no need to get personal. 1287 01:21:54,910 --> 01:21:57,496 Listen! Ego's gotten exactly what he wanted. 1288 01:21:57,663 --> 01:21:59,415 I should have told you earlier. 1289 01:21:59,581 --> 01:22:02,584 I'm stupid. You are in danger. 1290 01:22:03,127 --> 01:22:04,753 (BOTH PANTING) 1291 01:22:08,340 --> 01:22:09,341 What is that? 1292 01:22:12,970 --> 01:22:16,390 Now, you need to readjust the way you process life. 1293 01:22:16,640 --> 01:22:19,726 Everything around us, including the girl... 1294 01:22:19,893 --> 01:22:23,355 Everything is temporary. 1295 01:22:23,522 --> 01:22:26,316 We are forever. 1296 01:22:26,608 --> 01:22:27,943 Doesn't eternity get boring? 1297 01:22:28,110 --> 01:22:30,529 Not if you have a purpose, Peter... 1298 01:22:30,696 --> 01:22:32,656 which is why you're here. 1299 01:22:32,823 --> 01:22:34,950 I told you how all those years ago... 1300 01:22:35,117 --> 01:22:39,246 I had an unceasing impulse to find life. 1301 01:22:39,413 --> 01:22:43,459 But what I did not tell you was how, when I finally did find it... 1302 01:22:44,126 --> 01:22:45,419 it was all so... 1303 01:22:47,880 --> 01:22:49,715 disappointing. 1304 01:22:50,048 --> 01:22:53,552 And that is when I came... 1305 01:22:53,719 --> 01:22:57,389 to a profound realization. 1306 01:22:58,807 --> 01:23:02,895 My innate desire to seek out other life... 1307 01:23:03,479 --> 01:23:07,649 was not so that I could walk among that life. 1308 01:23:09,860 --> 01:23:11,028 Peter... 1309 01:23:12,070 --> 01:23:15,282 I have found meaning. 1310 01:23:25,751 --> 01:23:26,752 (GASPING) 1311 01:23:35,177 --> 01:23:36,512 I see it. 1312 01:23:38,972 --> 01:23:40,724 Eternity! 1313 01:23:41,141 --> 01:23:42,643 Oh, my God. 1314 01:23:53,278 --> 01:23:55,155 We need to get off this planet. 1315 01:23:55,572 --> 01:23:56,907 (ALL SCREAMING) 1316 01:24:09,002 --> 01:24:10,295 Oh, man. 1317 01:24:10,462 --> 01:24:12,798 Anyway, before I was so rudely interrupted... 1318 01:24:12,965 --> 01:24:15,842 At that time, I was a Federal Express man. 1319 01:24:16,677 --> 01:24:18,220 (ALL SCREAMING) 1320 01:24:22,140 --> 01:24:23,642 (BOTH GROAN) 1321 01:24:26,853 --> 01:24:28,981 What the hell you doing, boy? 1322 01:24:29,064 --> 01:24:31,149 I could tell by how you talked about him... 1323 01:24:31,316 --> 01:24:32,651 this Ego is bad news. 1324 01:24:32,818 --> 01:24:34,444 We're here to save Quill. 1325 01:24:34,611 --> 01:24:38,657 For what? Huh? For honor? For love? 1326 01:24:38,865 --> 01:24:41,785 No. I don't care about those things. 1327 01:24:41,952 --> 01:24:44,204 I wanna save Quill so I can prove I'm better than him! 1328 01:24:44,371 --> 01:24:47,124 I can lord this over him forever. 1329 01:24:47,499 --> 01:24:48,625 (LAUGHING) 1330 01:24:48,959 --> 01:24:50,711 What are you laughing at me for? 1331 01:24:51,378 --> 01:24:56,091 You can fool yourself and everyone else, but you can't fool me. 1332 01:24:56,258 --> 01:24:57,509 I know who you are. 1333 01:24:57,676 --> 01:24:59,845 You don't know anything about me, loser. 1334 01:25:00,012 --> 01:25:02,264 I know everything about you. 1335 01:25:02,848 --> 01:25:05,225 I know you play like you're the meanest and the hardest... 1336 01:25:05,392 --> 01:25:06,768 but, actually, you're the most scared of all. 1337 01:25:06,935 --> 01:25:07,769 Shut up! 1338 01:25:07,978 --> 01:25:10,314 I know you steal batteries you don't need... 1339 01:25:10,480 --> 01:25:13,066 and you push away anyone who's willing to put up with you... 1340 01:25:13,233 --> 01:25:14,526 because just a little bit of love... 1341 01:25:14,693 --> 01:25:17,946 reminds you how big and empty that hole inside you actually is. 1342 01:25:18,363 --> 01:25:19,615 I said shut up! 1343 01:25:20,073 --> 01:25:23,160 I know them scientists what made you, never gave a rat's ass about you. 1344 01:25:23,327 --> 01:25:24,620 I'm serious, dude! 1345 01:25:24,786 --> 01:25:27,372 Just like my own damn parents who sold me... 1346 01:25:27,539 --> 01:25:29,416 their own little baby, into slavery. 1347 01:25:30,042 --> 01:25:32,294 I know who you are, boy. 1348 01:25:32,461 --> 01:25:34,463 Because you're me. 1349 01:25:41,011 --> 01:25:43,096 What kind of a pair are we? 1350 01:25:44,389 --> 01:25:47,434 The kind that's about to go fight a planet, I reckon. 1351 01:25:47,601 --> 01:25:50,687 All right, okay! Good. Wait. 1352 01:25:51,188 --> 01:25:52,481 Fight a what? 1353 01:25:54,441 --> 01:25:55,692 (GAMORA YELLS) 1354 01:25:56,985 --> 01:25:57,944 Who are you people? 1355 01:25:58,111 --> 01:25:59,071 What is this place? 1356 01:25:59,237 --> 01:26:00,238 Gamora, let her go! 1357 01:26:00,405 --> 01:26:02,449 The bodies in the caverns... Who are they? 1358 01:26:02,616 --> 01:26:04,910 You are scared. 1359 01:26:06,495 --> 01:26:07,579 (MANTIS COUGHING) 1360 01:26:08,455 --> 01:26:11,333 I call it the Expansion. 1361 01:26:12,459 --> 01:26:15,754 It is my purpose... 1362 01:26:15,921 --> 01:26:19,424 and now it is yours as well. 1363 01:26:20,300 --> 01:26:21,760 It's beautiful. 1364 01:26:23,011 --> 01:26:25,263 Over thousands of years... 1365 01:26:25,430 --> 01:26:28,600 I implanted thousands of extensions of myself... 1366 01:26:28,767 --> 01:26:31,478 on thousands of worlds. 1367 01:26:31,645 --> 01:26:35,440 I need to fulfill life's one true purpose... 1368 01:26:35,607 --> 01:26:37,484 To grow and spread... 1369 01:26:37,651 --> 01:26:40,779 covering all that exists... 1370 01:26:40,946 --> 01:26:44,991 until everything is... 1371 01:26:46,410 --> 01:26:47,411 Me! 1372 01:26:48,203 --> 01:26:50,455 What did she do to me? 1373 01:26:50,622 --> 01:26:52,249 She already told me everything. 1374 01:26:52,416 --> 01:26:54,960 I only had one problem. 1375 01:26:55,669 --> 01:26:58,672 A single Celestial doesn't have enough power 1376 01:26:58,755 --> 01:27:00,716 for such an enterprise. 1377 01:27:00,882 --> 01:27:03,009 But two Celestials... 1378 01:27:03,176 --> 01:27:06,471 Well, now, that just might do. 1379 01:27:09,224 --> 01:27:10,600 The bodies... 1380 01:27:11,351 --> 01:27:13,645 are his children. 1381 01:27:14,187 --> 01:27:15,397 EGO: Out of all my labors... 1382 01:27:15,939 --> 01:27:17,816 the most beguiling was... 1383 01:27:17,983 --> 01:27:21,361 attempting to graft my DNA with that of another species. 1384 01:27:21,528 --> 01:27:24,448 I hoped the result of such a coupling would be enough... 1385 01:27:24,614 --> 01:27:26,450 to power the Expansion. 1386 01:27:27,534 --> 01:27:30,036 I had Yondu deliver some of them to me. 1387 01:27:30,203 --> 01:27:33,582 It broke the Ravager code, but I compensated him generously... 1388 01:27:33,749 --> 01:27:37,502 and to ease his conscience, I said I'd never hurt them. 1389 01:27:37,669 --> 01:27:40,255 I mean, that was true. They never felt a thing. 1390 01:27:40,422 --> 01:27:43,717 But one after the other, they failed me. 1391 01:27:43,884 --> 01:27:47,721 Not one of them carried the Celestial genes. 1392 01:27:47,888 --> 01:27:49,055 Until you, Peter. 1393 01:27:50,348 --> 01:27:52,934 Out of all my spawn... 1394 01:27:53,101 --> 01:27:57,189 only you carried the connection to the light. 1395 01:27:57,355 --> 01:28:00,233 We need to find Peter now, and get off this damn planet. 1396 01:28:00,400 --> 01:28:02,986 Ego will have won him to his side by now. 1397 01:28:04,196 --> 01:28:05,614 - Then we just go. - No! 1398 01:28:05,781 --> 01:28:08,033 - He's our friend. - All any of you do... 1399 01:28:08,200 --> 01:28:10,368 is yell at each other. You are not friends. 1400 01:28:10,535 --> 01:28:11,870 You're right. 1401 01:28:12,412 --> 01:28:13,455 We're family. 1402 01:28:15,373 --> 01:28:16,875 We leave no one behind. 1403 01:28:20,378 --> 01:28:21,630 Except maybe you. 1404 01:28:22,255 --> 01:28:23,715 Oh, my God. 1405 01:28:24,424 --> 01:28:26,510 For the first time in my existence... 1406 01:28:26,676 --> 01:28:29,596 I am truly not alone! 1407 01:28:35,143 --> 01:28:36,311 What is it, son? 1408 01:28:39,689 --> 01:28:40,857 My friends. 1409 01:28:42,192 --> 01:28:46,238 You see, that's the mortal in you, Peter. 1410 01:28:46,571 --> 01:28:47,572 Yes. 1411 01:28:47,823 --> 01:28:50,909 We are beyond such things. 1412 01:28:51,076 --> 01:28:52,077 Yes. 1413 01:28:54,412 --> 01:28:55,622 - Now... - But my mother... 1414 01:28:58,583 --> 01:29:00,919 You said you loved my mother. 1415 01:29:01,086 --> 01:29:02,587 And that I did. 1416 01:29:03,839 --> 01:29:08,718 My river lily who knew all the words to every song that came over the radio. 1417 01:29:10,512 --> 01:29:13,181 I returned to Earth to see her three times. 1418 01:29:13,348 --> 01:29:15,892 And I knew if I returned a fourth... 1419 01:29:16,059 --> 01:29:17,602 I'd never leave. 1420 01:29:18,728 --> 01:29:20,272 The Expansion... 1421 01:29:21,690 --> 01:29:24,025 the reason for my very existence, would be over. 1422 01:29:24,192 --> 01:29:26,236 So, I did what I had to do. 1423 01:29:29,030 --> 01:29:32,450 But it broke my heart to put that tumor in her head. 1424 01:29:36,788 --> 01:29:37,873 What? 1425 01:29:38,039 --> 01:29:39,583 Now, all right... 1426 01:29:39,749 --> 01:29:41,418 I know that sounds bad. 1427 01:29:42,168 --> 01:29:44,129 (GROANING) 1428 01:29:53,430 --> 01:29:56,892 Who in the hell do you think you are? 1429 01:29:57,058 --> 01:29:58,602 You killed my mother! 1430 01:29:58,768 --> 01:29:59,811 I tried... 1431 01:29:59,978 --> 01:30:01,730 so hard... 1432 01:30:01,897 --> 01:30:03,356 to find the form... 1433 01:30:03,523 --> 01:30:05,901 that best suited you... 1434 01:30:06,067 --> 01:30:08,403 and this is the thanks I get? 1435 01:30:10,196 --> 01:30:12,616 You really need to grow up. 1436 01:30:16,286 --> 01:30:19,080 - (GASPS) - l wanted to do this together... 1437 01:30:19,247 --> 01:30:21,207 but I suppose you'll have to learn 1438 01:30:21,291 --> 01:30:24,586 by spending the next thousand years as a battery! 1439 01:30:25,003 --> 01:30:26,254 (TRANSMITTER BEEPING) 1440 01:30:26,338 --> 01:30:28,006 Finally! Rocket? 1441 01:30:28,173 --> 01:30:31,009 Keep that transmitter nearby, so I can find you. 1442 01:30:31,176 --> 01:30:34,346 We're in an old piece of construction equipment Yondu once used... 1443 01:30:34,512 --> 01:30:35,805 to slice open the Bank of A'askavaria. 1444 01:30:35,972 --> 01:30:36,848 Ego's unhinged. 1445 01:30:37,015 --> 01:30:38,475 ROCKET: I know. Get ready. 1446 01:30:38,642 --> 01:30:39,935 Drop her, Kraglin. 1447 01:30:40,310 --> 01:30:41,519 (GRUNTS) 1448 01:30:58,536 --> 01:30:59,663 No. 1449 01:31:03,041 --> 01:31:04,793 (LOOKING GLASS' "BRANDY (YOU'RE A FINE GIRL)" PLAYING) 1450 01:31:10,840 --> 01:31:13,677 EGO: My life, my love 1451 01:31:13,843 --> 01:31:16,054 My lady is the sea 1452 01:31:18,181 --> 01:31:19,307 Peter... 1453 01:31:20,100 --> 01:31:22,310 this is the sea. 1454 01:31:24,396 --> 01:31:25,397 Oh... 1455 01:31:28,191 --> 01:31:29,526 (SCREAMING) 1456 01:31:32,237 --> 01:31:33,238 (ALL GASP) 1457 01:31:50,213 --> 01:31:51,297 (PEOPLE SCREAMING) 1458 01:31:59,264 --> 01:32:00,265 (SIGHS DEEPLY) 1459 01:32:05,603 --> 01:32:07,188 Hey, there, jackass! 1460 01:32:11,693 --> 01:32:12,694 (GROANS) 1461 01:32:13,278 --> 01:32:14,446 (PEOPLE SCREAMING) 1462 01:32:17,532 --> 01:32:19,034 MAN: What is that thing? 1463 01:32:26,541 --> 01:32:28,418 Out of the way, dumber, smaller Groot! 1464 01:32:29,044 --> 01:32:30,045 (BABY GROOT GRUNTING) 1465 01:32:33,256 --> 01:32:35,925 I told you something didn't feel right. 1466 01:32:36,092 --> 01:32:38,386 "I told you so." Just what I need to hear right now. 1467 01:32:38,553 --> 01:32:40,221 Well, I came back, didn't I? 1468 01:32:40,889 --> 01:32:42,182 Because there's an unspoken thing. 1469 01:32:42,348 --> 01:32:44,434 There is no unspoken thing. 1470 01:32:44,601 --> 01:32:46,186 What are you doing? You could've killed us all! 1471 01:32:46,936 --> 01:32:48,480 Uh... "Thank you, Rocket"? 1472 01:32:48,646 --> 01:32:49,856 We had it under control. 1473 01:32:50,023 --> 01:32:52,317 We did not. That is only an extension... 1474 01:32:52,484 --> 01:32:54,527 of his true self. He will be back soon. 1475 01:32:54,694 --> 01:32:55,945 What's Smurfette doing here? 1476 01:32:56,112 --> 01:32:58,031 Whatever I need to do to get a damn ride home. 1477 01:32:58,198 --> 01:32:59,449 She tried to murder me! 1478 01:32:59,616 --> 01:33:01,618 I saved you, you stupid fox! 1479 01:33:01,785 --> 01:33:03,036 He's not a fox. 1480 01:33:03,203 --> 01:33:05,288 - l am Groot. - I'm not a raboon, either. 1481 01:33:05,455 --> 01:33:06,456 I am Groot. 1482 01:33:06,623 --> 01:33:08,041 "Raccoon." Whatever. 1483 01:33:11,544 --> 01:33:12,879 How do we kill a Celestial? 1484 01:33:13,046 --> 01:33:14,464 There's a center to him. 1485 01:33:14,631 --> 01:33:16,758 His brain, his soul, whatever it is... 1486 01:33:16,841 --> 01:33:18,051 Some sort of protective shell. 1487 01:33:18,468 --> 01:33:19,511 It's in the caverns... 1488 01:33:19,677 --> 01:33:20,678 below the surface. 1489 01:33:23,348 --> 01:33:24,891 - Yondu? - (GRUNTS) 1490 01:33:26,976 --> 01:33:27,977 (QUILL GRUNTS) 1491 01:33:30,355 --> 01:33:31,940 (ALL YELP) 1492 01:33:33,566 --> 01:33:34,692 Thrusters are out. 1493 01:33:35,235 --> 01:33:37,070 Guess I should be glad I was a skinny kid. 1494 01:33:37,237 --> 01:33:39,072 Otherwise, you'd have delivered me to this maniac. 1495 01:33:39,239 --> 01:33:40,448 You still reckon that's the reason 1496 01:33:40,532 --> 01:33:41,658 I kept you around, you idiot? 1497 01:33:41,825 --> 01:33:43,201 That's what you told me, you old doofus. 1498 01:33:43,952 --> 01:33:46,037 Once I figured out what happened to them other kids... 1499 01:33:46,204 --> 01:33:47,789 I wasn't just gonna hand you over. 1500 01:33:47,956 --> 01:33:49,541 You said you were gonna eat me. 1501 01:33:49,707 --> 01:33:51,126 That was being funny! 1502 01:33:51,960 --> 01:33:53,169 Not to me! 1503 01:33:53,336 --> 01:33:54,546 You people have issues. 1504 01:33:54,712 --> 01:33:56,422 Of course I have issues. 1505 01:33:57,382 --> 01:34:00,218 That's my freakin' father! 1506 01:34:00,385 --> 01:34:01,970 Thrusters are back up. 1507 01:34:02,971 --> 01:34:04,055 (EGO YELLING) 1508 01:34:11,896 --> 01:34:13,481 (ALL GRUNT) 1509 01:34:15,567 --> 01:34:17,735 - We should be going up! - QUILL: We can't! 1510 01:34:17,902 --> 01:34:20,405 Ego wants to eradicate the universe as we know it. 1511 01:34:20,572 --> 01:34:21,948 We have to kill him. 1512 01:34:22,115 --> 01:34:22,782 Rocket! 1513 01:34:22,949 --> 01:34:23,616 Got it! 1514 01:34:30,248 --> 01:34:32,667 QUILL: Whoo-hoo! 1515 01:34:37,881 --> 01:34:39,716 So, we're saving the galaxy again? 1516 01:34:39,883 --> 01:34:40,925 I guess. 1517 01:34:41,092 --> 01:34:42,093 Awesome! 1518 01:34:44,220 --> 01:34:46,389 We're really gonna be able to jack up our prices... 1519 01:34:46,556 --> 01:34:48,183 if we're two-time galaxy savers. 1520 01:34:48,349 --> 01:34:50,935 I seriously can't believe that's where your mind goes. 1521 01:34:51,102 --> 01:34:53,855 It was just a random thought, man. I thought we were friends. 1522 01:34:54,022 --> 01:34:56,274 Of course, I care about the planets, and the buildings... 1523 01:34:56,441 --> 01:34:58,193 and all the animals on the planets. 1524 01:34:58,359 --> 01:34:59,569 And the people. 1525 01:34:59,736 --> 01:35:00,904 Meh. 1526 01:35:01,446 --> 01:35:05,491 The crabby puppy is so cute. He makes me wanna die! 1527 01:35:06,159 --> 01:35:07,911 (SILVER'S "WHAM BAM SHANG-A-LANG" PLAYING) 1528 01:35:10,288 --> 01:35:11,873 (SONG CONTINUES) 1529 01:35:18,296 --> 01:35:19,881 (SINGING ALONG) 1530 01:35:34,145 --> 01:35:35,730 (MUSIC CONTINUES) 1531 01:35:43,238 --> 01:35:44,239 AYESHA: Pilots... 1532 01:35:44,405 --> 01:35:45,740 release envoy units. 1533 01:35:48,034 --> 01:35:52,080 Our sensors detect the batteries are below the surface of the planet. 1534 01:35:53,957 --> 01:35:55,041 Dive! 1535 01:35:58,336 --> 01:36:00,046 (SONG CONTINUES) 1536 01:36:11,891 --> 01:36:13,351 Um... Captain? 1537 01:36:14,143 --> 01:36:15,561 Captain? 1538 01:36:15,645 --> 01:36:16,646 (TRANSMISSION BREAKING UP) 1539 01:36:20,525 --> 01:36:22,193 Tell me why Ego wants you here? 1540 01:36:22,735 --> 01:36:24,362 He needs my genetic connection to the light... 1541 01:36:24,529 --> 01:36:26,739 to help destroy the universe. 1542 01:36:26,906 --> 01:36:29,075 He tried to teach me how to control the power. 1543 01:36:29,242 --> 01:36:30,368 So, could you? 1544 01:36:30,535 --> 01:36:31,703 A little. 1545 01:36:31,869 --> 01:36:33,121 I made a ball. 1546 01:36:33,288 --> 01:36:34,289 A ball? 1547 01:36:34,455 --> 01:36:36,207 I thought as hard as I could. 1548 01:36:36,249 --> 01:36:37,792 It was all that I could come up with. 1549 01:36:37,959 --> 01:36:39,294 You "thought"? 1550 01:36:39,460 --> 01:36:41,546 You think when I make this arrow fly... 1551 01:36:41,713 --> 01:36:43,548 - l use my head? - (GROANS) 1552 01:36:44,132 --> 01:36:45,133 (GRUNTING) 1553 01:36:47,176 --> 01:36:48,386 (ALL YELP) 1554 01:36:55,059 --> 01:36:56,352 Whoa. 1555 01:37:05,111 --> 01:37:06,112 There. 1556 01:37:06,279 --> 01:37:08,239 That's Ego's core. 1557 01:37:10,616 --> 01:37:12,243 GAMORA: That ore is thick, Rocket. 1558 01:37:12,410 --> 01:37:14,037 I got it covered. 1559 01:37:20,501 --> 01:37:21,836 We must hurry. 1560 01:37:22,003 --> 01:37:24,047 It will not take Ego long to find us. 1561 01:37:28,343 --> 01:37:29,552 Keep it steady. 1562 01:37:36,059 --> 01:37:38,019 We drill into the center, we kill him! 1563 01:37:44,525 --> 01:37:45,777 KRAGLIN: Captain? 1564 01:37:46,152 --> 01:37:47,195 What is it, Kraglin? 1565 01:37:47,362 --> 01:37:49,322 Hey, remember that Ayesha chick? 1566 01:37:49,864 --> 01:37:51,783 - Yeah, why? - Uh... 1567 01:37:52,075 --> 01:37:53,284 Oh, hell! 1568 01:37:53,534 --> 01:37:54,702 (SILVER'S "WHAM BAM SHANG-A-LANG" PLAYING) 1569 01:38:01,292 --> 01:38:02,794 (ALL YELP) 1570 01:38:04,796 --> 01:38:05,797 (ALL GRUNTING) 1571 01:38:13,888 --> 01:38:15,473 Why aren't you firing the lasers? 1572 01:38:15,932 --> 01:38:17,642 They blew out the generator. 1573 01:38:17,809 --> 01:38:20,603 I think I packed a small detonator. 1574 01:38:20,770 --> 01:38:22,313 A detonator is worthless without explosives. 1575 01:38:22,480 --> 01:38:23,940 Well, we got these. 1576 01:38:24,732 --> 01:38:26,776 Is that thing strong enough to kill Ego? 1577 01:38:26,943 --> 01:38:28,820 If it is, it'll cause a chain reaction... 1578 01:38:28,986 --> 01:38:30,696 throughout his entire nervous system. 1579 01:38:30,863 --> 01:38:31,656 Meaning what? 1580 01:38:31,823 --> 01:38:33,366 The entire planet will explode. 1581 01:38:33,533 --> 01:38:34,951 We'll have to get out of here fast. 1582 01:38:35,118 --> 01:38:36,702 I rigged a timer. 1583 01:38:37,662 --> 01:38:38,746 QUILL: Go! 1584 01:38:46,045 --> 01:38:47,088 (QUILL GRUNTING) 1585 01:38:52,969 --> 01:38:54,679 He's coming. 1586 01:38:56,139 --> 01:38:57,849 Didn't you say you could make him sleep? 1587 01:38:58,349 --> 01:39:00,768 When he wants. He's too powerful. 1588 01:39:00,935 --> 01:39:02,228 I can't! 1589 01:39:02,770 --> 01:39:04,647 You don't have to believe in yourself... 1590 01:39:05,356 --> 01:39:07,400 because I believe in you. 1591 01:39:07,608 --> 01:39:08,734 (GASPING) 1592 01:39:11,028 --> 01:39:12,071 (YELLS) 1593 01:39:19,787 --> 01:39:20,371 Sleep! 1594 01:39:25,126 --> 01:39:26,127 (GASPS) 1595 01:39:28,212 --> 01:39:29,755 I never thought she'd be able to do it... 1596 01:39:29,922 --> 01:39:32,175 with as weak and skinny as she appears to be. 1597 01:39:33,092 --> 01:39:36,012 I don't know how long I can hold him. 1598 01:39:39,307 --> 01:39:41,017 ROCKET: The metal's too thick. 1599 01:39:41,184 --> 01:39:44,479 For the bomb to work, we'd actually need to place it on Ego's core. 1600 01:39:44,645 --> 01:39:46,939 And our fat butts ain't gonna fit through those tiny holes. 1601 01:39:47,607 --> 01:39:48,608 QUILL: Well... 1602 01:39:51,402 --> 01:39:53,237 That's a terrible idea. 1603 01:39:53,404 --> 01:39:55,698 Which is the only kind of idea we have left. 1604 01:39:56,699 --> 01:39:58,159 (GROANS) Unbelievable. 1605 01:39:58,326 --> 01:40:00,536 "Rocket, do this. Rocket, do that." 1606 01:40:02,121 --> 01:40:03,581 (SIGHS) What a day. 1607 01:40:11,172 --> 01:40:14,759 All right, first you flick this switch, then this switch. 1608 01:40:14,926 --> 01:40:16,093 That activates it. 1609 01:40:16,260 --> 01:40:18,095 Then you push this button... 1610 01:40:18,262 --> 01:40:21,307 which will give you five minutes to get out of there. 1611 01:40:21,474 --> 01:40:22,767 Now, whatever you do... 1612 01:40:23,392 --> 01:40:25,811 don't push this button... 1613 01:40:25,978 --> 01:40:28,022 because that will set off the bomb immediately 1614 01:40:28,105 --> 01:40:29,607 and we'll all be dead. 1615 01:40:29,732 --> 01:40:32,151 Now, repeat back what I just said. 1616 01:40:32,318 --> 01:40:33,986 - l am Groot. - Uh-huh. 1617 01:40:34,278 --> 01:40:36,239 - I am Groot. - That's right. 1618 01:40:36,405 --> 01:40:37,532 - l am Groot. - No! 1619 01:40:37,949 --> 01:40:40,284 No, that's the button that will kill everyone! 1620 01:40:40,451 --> 01:40:41,452 Try again. 1621 01:40:42,662 --> 01:40:43,829 Hmm... 1622 01:40:44,497 --> 01:40:46,249 - l am Groot. - Mmm-hmm. 1623 01:40:46,499 --> 01:40:48,543 - l am Groot. - Uh-huh. 1624 01:40:48,709 --> 01:40:49,627 I am Groot. 1625 01:40:49,794 --> 01:40:51,629 No! That's exactly what you just said! 1626 01:40:51,796 --> 01:40:53,381 How is that even possible? 1627 01:40:53,548 --> 01:40:55,800 Which button is the button you're supposed to push? 1628 01:40:55,967 --> 01:40:57,051 Point to it. 1629 01:40:57,218 --> 01:40:58,135 No! 1630 01:40:58,511 --> 01:41:00,263 QUILL: Hey, you're making him nervous! 1631 01:41:00,429 --> 01:41:02,181 Shut up and get me some tape! 1632 01:41:02,348 --> 01:41:03,724 Does anybody have any tape out there? 1633 01:41:03,891 --> 01:41:05,643 I wanna put some tape over the death button. 1634 01:41:05,810 --> 01:41:08,688 I don't have any tape. Let me check. 1635 01:41:08,854 --> 01:41:11,524 Yo, Yondu... Ow! 1636 01:41:11,649 --> 01:41:13,818 Do you have any tape? 1637 01:41:14,026 --> 01:41:15,945 (QUILL GROANING) 1638 01:41:16,112 --> 01:41:19,156 Gamora? Do you have any tape? 1639 01:41:19,323 --> 01:41:20,366 Tape! 1640 01:41:20,533 --> 01:41:22,952 Never mind. Ow! 1641 01:41:23,869 --> 01:41:26,455 Drax, do you have any tape? 1642 01:41:26,497 --> 01:41:29,166 - (ROCKET COUGHS) - Yes, Scotch tape would work. 1643 01:41:29,458 --> 01:41:31,419 Then why did you ask me if Scotch tape would work, 1644 01:41:31,502 --> 01:41:33,004 if you don't have any? 1645 01:41:34,005 --> 01:41:35,256 Nobody has any tape! 1646 01:41:35,423 --> 01:41:36,757 Not a single person has tape? 1647 01:41:37,174 --> 01:41:38,175 Nope! 1648 01:41:38,342 --> 01:41:39,468 Did you ask Nebula? 1649 01:41:40,344 --> 01:41:41,053 Yes! 1650 01:41:41,220 --> 01:41:42,513 Are you sure? 1651 01:41:42,680 --> 01:41:44,015 I asked Yondu... 1652 01:41:44,181 --> 01:41:46,350 - and she was sitting next to him. - I knew you were lying! 1653 01:41:46,392 --> 01:41:48,436 You have priceless batteries and an atomic bomb in your bag. 1654 01:41:48,686 --> 01:41:51,063 If anybody's gonna have tape, it's you! 1655 01:41:51,230 --> 01:41:54,775 That's exactly my point! I have to do everything! 1656 01:41:54,942 --> 01:41:57,445 You are wasting a lot of time here! 1657 01:41:59,905 --> 01:42:01,032 Whee! 1658 01:42:03,784 --> 01:42:05,703 We're all gonna die. 1659 01:42:07,455 --> 01:42:09,540 YONDU: Rear thrusters are out again! 1660 01:42:09,790 --> 01:42:12,460 - We're done for without that generator! - (GRUNTS) 1661 01:42:16,714 --> 01:42:18,257 (GROANS) 1662 01:42:25,848 --> 01:42:27,099 Guardians... 1663 01:42:27,892 --> 01:42:29,560 perhaps it will provide you solace... 1664 01:42:29,727 --> 01:42:32,313 that your deaths are not without purpose. 1665 01:42:32,897 --> 01:42:34,440 They will serve as a warning... 1666 01:42:34,607 --> 01:42:36,984 to all of those tempted with betraying us. 1667 01:42:37,526 --> 01:42:40,321 Don't screw with the Sovereign. 1668 01:42:44,075 --> 01:42:45,159 This is gonna hurt. 1669 01:42:45,326 --> 01:42:46,827 Promises, promises. 1670 01:42:49,246 --> 01:42:50,289 (SCREAMING) 1671 01:42:53,751 --> 01:42:55,044 (ALL YELP) 1672 01:42:57,296 --> 01:42:58,089 Hey! 1673 01:42:58,547 --> 01:42:59,757 (CONTINUES SCREAMING) 1674 01:43:02,677 --> 01:43:03,761 (GASPS) 1675 01:43:09,934 --> 01:43:10,935 No! 1676 01:43:11,519 --> 01:43:13,646 No! No! No! 1677 01:43:19,110 --> 01:43:20,027 QUILL: We're gonna blow! 1678 01:43:20,820 --> 01:43:21,821 (WHISTLES) 1679 01:43:23,823 --> 01:43:24,865 (GAMORA GRUNTS) 1680 01:43:25,408 --> 01:43:27,326 Peter! No! 1681 01:43:45,636 --> 01:43:46,721 (LAUGHS) 1682 01:43:47,221 --> 01:43:48,055 What? 1683 01:43:48,556 --> 01:43:50,558 You look like Mary Poppins. 1684 01:43:50,725 --> 01:43:52,101 Is he cool? 1685 01:43:53,936 --> 01:43:55,563 Hell, yeah, he's cool. 1686 01:43:56,313 --> 01:43:58,190 I'm Mary Poppins, y'all! 1687 01:44:24,341 --> 01:44:25,426 (GROANS) 1688 01:44:25,634 --> 01:44:27,595 Mantis, look out! 1689 01:44:39,732 --> 01:44:41,317 She's just unconscious. 1690 01:44:57,374 --> 01:44:58,918 How long until the bomb goes off? 1691 01:44:59,084 --> 01:45:01,420 In the unlikely event that Groot doesn't kill us all... 1692 01:45:01,587 --> 01:45:02,755 about six minutes. 1693 01:45:07,802 --> 01:45:10,304 Kraglin, we need the quadrant for an extraction. 1694 01:45:10,471 --> 01:45:11,472 T-minus five minutes. 1695 01:45:11,639 --> 01:45:12,807 Aye, Captain. 1696 01:45:16,685 --> 01:45:18,521 Somebody's gotta be up top when Kraglin arrives. 1697 01:45:19,855 --> 01:45:21,357 Drax, take Mantis. 1698 01:45:24,235 --> 01:45:25,528 Ow! My nipples! 1699 01:45:25,945 --> 01:45:26,946 (SCREAMING) 1700 01:45:30,950 --> 01:45:32,910 - (ALL YELP) (SCREAMING) 1701 01:45:34,203 --> 01:45:35,412 Gamoral! 1702 01:45:36,831 --> 01:45:37,832 (EGO GROWLS) 1703 01:45:38,707 --> 01:45:39,750 Peter! 1704 01:45:40,042 --> 01:45:41,252 (CONTINUES SCREAMING) 1705 01:45:52,429 --> 01:45:54,056 (PANTING) 1706 01:45:54,598 --> 01:45:55,933 (BOTH GRUNTING) 1707 01:45:59,228 --> 01:46:00,604 (BOTH PANTING) 1708 01:46:06,068 --> 01:46:07,403 Get over it. 1709 01:46:07,862 --> 01:46:11,615 Come now, Peter. I know this isn't what you want. 1710 01:46:12,283 --> 01:46:13,659 (YONDU WHISTLING) 1711 01:46:13,742 --> 01:46:18,122 What kind of father would I be to let you make this choice? 1712 01:46:18,664 --> 01:46:19,707 (CONTINUES WHISTLING) 1713 01:46:34,597 --> 01:46:35,764 (GRUNTING) 1714 01:46:47,693 --> 01:46:49,695 Yeah! (GROANS) 1715 01:46:49,778 --> 01:46:53,407 EGO: Soon, Peter, we will be all there is. 1716 01:46:54,074 --> 01:46:57,161 So stop pissing me off! 1717 01:47:00,456 --> 01:47:01,665 (QUILL PANTING) 1718 01:47:02,917 --> 01:47:04,001 (GROANS) 1719 01:47:11,175 --> 01:47:12,426 (STRAINING) 1720 01:47:17,389 --> 01:47:18,974 We have to get up to the extraction point! 1721 01:47:27,149 --> 01:47:28,150 - Go! - (YELLS) 1722 01:47:38,035 --> 01:47:39,078 (PANTING) 1723 01:47:39,745 --> 01:47:40,913 (STRAINING) 1724 01:47:49,922 --> 01:47:51,215 (ALARM BLARING) 1725 01:48:02,101 --> 01:48:03,102 (YELPS) 1726 01:48:07,398 --> 01:48:08,399 (STRAINING) 1727 01:48:14,822 --> 01:48:16,240 (CONTINUES PANTING) 1728 01:48:29,420 --> 01:48:30,421 (BOTH YELP) 1729 01:48:31,171 --> 01:48:32,214 (ROCKET GRUNTING) 1730 01:48:53,444 --> 01:48:55,070 (GROANS) 1731 01:48:56,613 --> 01:48:57,823 (YELLING IN PAIN) 1732 01:49:00,034 --> 01:49:01,076 (ROCKET GROANING) 1733 01:49:03,704 --> 01:49:04,705 (GROANING) 1734 01:49:11,587 --> 01:49:13,047 (GRUNTS) 1735 01:49:19,762 --> 01:49:20,846 (WHIMPERS) 1736 01:49:22,389 --> 01:49:23,807 (CRYING) 1737 01:49:27,561 --> 01:49:29,146 I told you... 1738 01:49:29,313 --> 01:49:33,150 I don't want to do this alone. 1739 01:49:34,068 --> 01:49:35,152 (SCREAMING) 1740 01:49:36,361 --> 01:49:37,404 You cannot deny... 1741 01:49:37,529 --> 01:49:41,825 the purpose the universe has bestowed upon you. 1742 01:49:43,368 --> 01:49:44,369 (CHOKES) 1743 01:49:51,085 --> 01:49:52,795 OFFICER: Everyone, I need you to stay back! 1744 01:49:52,961 --> 01:49:53,962 What is that? 1745 01:49:55,214 --> 01:49:57,049 (ALL SCREAMING) 1746 01:50:09,728 --> 01:50:11,939 EGO: It doesn't need to be like this, Peter. 1747 01:50:14,066 --> 01:50:17,069 Why are you destroying our chance? 1748 01:50:19,822 --> 01:50:22,950 Stop pretending you aren't what you are. 1749 01:50:24,785 --> 01:50:25,786 One in billions. 1750 01:50:27,579 --> 01:50:29,414 Trillions. Even more. 1751 01:50:29,498 --> 01:50:30,707 (PANTING) 1752 01:50:31,750 --> 01:50:36,130 What greater meaning can life possibly have to offer? 1753 01:50:38,799 --> 01:50:42,886 I don't use my head to fly the arrow, boy! 1754 01:50:43,470 --> 01:50:45,347 I use my heart... 1755 01:51:01,947 --> 01:51:04,158 (FLEETWOOD MAC'S "THE CHAIN" PLAYING) 1756 01:51:06,243 --> 01:51:07,369 (QUILL GRUNTING) 1757 01:51:20,591 --> 01:51:24,303 You shouldn't have killed my mom, and squished my Walkman. 1758 01:51:24,469 --> 01:51:28,098 And if you don't love me now 1759 01:51:28,265 --> 01:51:30,601 You will never love me again 1760 01:51:30,809 --> 01:51:33,645 I can still hear you saying 1761 01:51:33,854 --> 01:51:37,774 You would never break the chain 1762 01:51:37,941 --> 01:51:39,860 And if you don't love me now 1763 01:51:40,110 --> 01:51:42,696 You will never love me again 1764 01:51:43,447 --> 01:51:47,618 I can still hear you saying 1765 01:51:47,784 --> 01:51:50,579 You would never break the chain 1766 01:51:50,746 --> 01:51:53,207 And if you don't love me now 1767 01:51:53,373 --> 01:51:56,376 You will never love me again 1768 01:51:56,543 --> 01:51:59,296 I can still hear you saying 1769 01:51:59,379 --> 01:52:01,965 You would never break the chain 1770 01:52:04,635 --> 01:52:07,554 Groot? If you can hear me, hurry up! 1771 01:52:07,721 --> 01:52:10,766 I'm not sure how long Quill can keep him distracted! 1772 01:52:11,225 --> 01:52:12,809 Groot, hurry! 1773 01:52:40,712 --> 01:52:41,713 (GRUNTS) 1774 01:52:51,306 --> 01:52:52,557 (BOTH GRUNTING) 1775 01:52:55,852 --> 01:52:56,979 (BOTH GRUNTING) 1776 01:53:08,573 --> 01:53:10,701 Yondu, we're about to blow! 1777 01:53:10,993 --> 01:53:12,369 Get to the ship! 1778 01:53:12,536 --> 01:53:13,578 Not without Quill! 1779 01:53:13,996 --> 01:53:15,872 You need to take care of the twig! 1780 01:53:17,249 --> 01:53:18,959 Not without you! 1781 01:53:20,210 --> 01:53:23,505 I ain't done nothin' right my whole damn life, rat. 1782 01:53:26,883 --> 01:53:29,011 You need to give me this. 1783 01:53:30,429 --> 01:53:31,430 (SIGHS) 1784 01:53:37,227 --> 01:53:38,228 Uh... 1785 01:53:39,313 --> 01:53:41,815 A spacesuit and an aero-rig. 1786 01:53:41,982 --> 01:53:44,067 I only have one of each. 1787 01:53:49,573 --> 01:53:50,574 (SIGHS) 1788 01:53:56,413 --> 01:53:57,956 I am Groot. 1789 01:53:58,749 --> 01:53:59,833 What's that? 1790 01:54:01,543 --> 01:54:05,756 He says, "Welcome to the frickin' Guardians of the Galaxy." 1791 01:54:06,340 --> 01:54:08,633 Only he didn't use "frickin"." 1792 01:54:14,973 --> 01:54:16,058 Bye, twig. 1793 01:54:17,976 --> 01:54:21,438 We're gonna need to have a real discussion about your language. 1794 01:54:24,608 --> 01:54:25,609 (GROANS) 1795 01:54:28,737 --> 01:54:30,322 (GROANING) 1796 01:54:41,917 --> 01:54:43,168 (BOTH YELLING) 1797 01:55:02,687 --> 01:55:03,772 (BOTH GROAN) 1798 01:55:05,232 --> 01:55:06,650 (BEEPING) 1799 01:55:08,902 --> 01:55:09,903 (GASPING) 1800 01:55:16,159 --> 01:55:17,160 Where's Peter? 1801 01:55:17,994 --> 01:55:19,955 Rocket, where is he? 1802 01:55:20,664 --> 01:55:21,665 Rocket. 1803 01:55:21,832 --> 01:55:23,417 Rocket, look at me! Where is he? 1804 01:55:26,044 --> 01:55:27,045 Mmm... 1805 01:55:29,840 --> 01:55:32,217 No. I'm not leaving without him. 1806 01:55:35,846 --> 01:55:37,013 (GROANS) 1807 01:55:39,182 --> 01:55:40,183 I'm sorry. 1808 01:55:41,017 --> 01:55:43,812 I can only afford to lose one friend today. 1809 01:55:44,354 --> 01:55:45,355 Kraglin, go! 1810 01:55:46,231 --> 01:55:47,232 Wait... 1811 01:55:47,983 --> 01:55:49,568 Is Quill back? 1812 01:55:51,069 --> 01:55:53,530 Rocket, where's Quill? 1813 01:55:54,656 --> 01:55:57,909 (SHOUTING) Rocket, where's Quill? 1814 01:55:59,077 --> 01:56:00,328 Rocket! 1815 01:56:01,371 --> 01:56:02,205 Where's Quill? 1816 01:56:04,416 --> 01:56:06,334 Where's Quill? 1817 01:56:06,543 --> 01:56:08,044 (BOTH GRUNTING) 1818 01:56:14,718 --> 01:56:16,887 No, we need to stop it. 1819 01:56:22,058 --> 01:56:23,059 Stop. 1820 01:56:23,894 --> 01:56:25,437 Stop. Listen to me! 1821 01:56:25,645 --> 01:56:27,147 You are a god. 1822 01:56:28,732 --> 01:56:30,066 If you kill me... 1823 01:56:30,233 --> 01:56:32,736 you'll be just like everybody else. 1824 01:56:33,820 --> 01:56:35,489 What's so wrong with that? 1825 01:56:35,655 --> 01:56:36,573 No! 1826 01:57:27,249 --> 01:57:29,417 He may have been your father, boy, 1827 01:57:29,501 --> 01:57:30,961 but he wasn't your daddy. 1828 01:57:35,340 --> 01:57:37,676 I'm sorry I didn't do none of it right. 1829 01:57:38,760 --> 01:57:41,054 I'm damn lucky you're my boy. 1830 01:57:44,808 --> 01:57:47,310 - What? - (CHUCKLEYS) 1831 01:57:57,904 --> 01:57:59,072 Yondu, what are you doing? 1832 01:57:59,239 --> 01:58:00,365 You can't. 1833 01:58:01,658 --> 01:58:02,659 Yondul! 1834 01:58:08,540 --> 01:58:10,000 No! 1835 01:58:14,588 --> 01:58:15,505 No! 1836 01:58:16,590 --> 01:58:18,216 Oh! Aww... 1837 01:58:18,883 --> 01:58:21,386 No! No! 1838 01:58:22,137 --> 01:58:24,055 Oh, no! 1839 01:58:40,864 --> 01:58:42,824 (SOBBING) 1840 01:59:18,860 --> 01:59:20,362 QUILL: I told Gamora... 1841 01:59:20,487 --> 01:59:22,405 how when I was a kid I used to pretend 1842 01:59:22,489 --> 01:59:24,282 David Hasselhoff was my dad. 1843 01:59:27,202 --> 01:59:29,788 He's a singer and actor from Earth, really famous guy. 1844 01:59:31,414 --> 01:59:33,208 Earlier, it struck me... 1845 01:59:34,459 --> 01:59:38,546 Yondu didn't have a talking car, but he did have a flying arrow. 1846 01:59:39,172 --> 01:59:41,424 He didn't have the beautiful voice of an angel... 1847 01:59:41,591 --> 01:59:43,885 but he did have the whistle of one. 1848 01:59:43,968 --> 01:59:47,555 Both Yondu and David Hasselhoff went on kick-ass adventures... 1849 01:59:47,597 --> 01:59:50,141 and hooked up with hot women... 1850 01:59:50,308 --> 01:59:52,268 and fought robots. 1851 01:59:54,979 --> 01:59:58,983 I guess David Hasselhoff did kind of end up being my dad after all. 1852 01:59:59,150 --> 02:00:00,235 Only it was you, Yondu. 1853 02:00:06,908 --> 02:00:08,785 I had a pretty cool dad. 1854 02:00:11,788 --> 02:00:14,457 What I'm trying to say here is... 1855 02:00:15,458 --> 02:00:20,130 sometimes that thing you're searching for your whole life... 1856 02:00:22,465 --> 02:00:24,801 it's right there by your side all along. 1857 02:00:24,968 --> 02:00:26,761 You don't even know it. 1858 02:00:34,352 --> 02:00:35,353 (SNIFFLES) 1859 02:00:38,898 --> 02:00:40,316 I am Groot. 1860 02:00:41,735 --> 02:00:43,486 He did call you twig. 1861 02:00:45,905 --> 02:00:47,240 Nebula... 1862 02:00:52,203 --> 02:00:54,164 I was a child like you. 1863 02:00:55,123 --> 02:00:59,210 I was concerned with staying alive until the next day, every day. 1864 02:00:59,377 --> 02:01:02,338 And I never considered what Thanos was doing to you. 1865 02:01:02,505 --> 02:01:04,257 I'm trying to make it right. 1866 02:01:04,424 --> 02:01:05,842 There are little girls like you... 1867 02:01:06,009 --> 02:01:08,845 across the universe who are in danger. 1868 02:01:11,514 --> 02:01:13,016 You can stay with us and help them. 1869 02:01:13,683 --> 02:01:15,977 I will help them by killing Thanos. 1870 02:01:16,144 --> 02:01:18,188 I don't know if that's possible. 1871 02:01:20,857 --> 02:01:21,858 (NEBULA GASPS) 1872 02:01:33,119 --> 02:01:35,246 You will always be my sister. 1873 02:02:19,541 --> 02:02:20,375 KRAGLIN: Pete! 1874 02:02:24,254 --> 02:02:26,005 Captain found this for you in a junker shop. 1875 02:02:26,172 --> 02:02:29,008 Said you'd come back to the fold someday. 1876 02:02:30,802 --> 02:02:31,928 What is it? 1877 02:02:32,095 --> 02:02:33,096 It's called a Zune. 1878 02:02:33,263 --> 02:02:34,931 It's what everybody's listening to on Earth nowadays. 1879 02:02:35,098 --> 02:02:36,683 It's got 300 songs on it. 1880 02:02:36,850 --> 02:02:39,102 300 songs? 1881 02:02:44,274 --> 02:02:45,358 Wait. 1882 02:02:51,489 --> 02:02:53,366 Rocket grabbed the pieces, and reassembled them. 1883 02:02:53,533 --> 02:02:55,952 I think Yondu would want you to have it. 1884 02:02:59,372 --> 02:03:00,707 Thanks... 1885 02:03:02,542 --> 02:03:03,793 Captain. 1886 02:03:30,486 --> 02:03:33,072 (CAT STEVENS "FATHER AND SON" PLAYING) 1887 02:03:42,874 --> 02:03:45,585 It's not time to make a change 1888 02:03:46,711 --> 02:03:50,423 Just relax, take it easy 1889 02:03:50,590 --> 02:03:54,302 You're still young, that's your fault 1890 02:03:54,469 --> 02:03:57,347 There's so much you have to know 1891 02:03:57,513 --> 02:04:01,726 Find a girl, settle down 1892 02:04:01,893 --> 02:04:04,979 If you want you can marry 1893 02:04:05,146 --> 02:04:10,526 Look at me, I am old, but I'm happy 1894 02:04:10,985 --> 02:04:12,528 (SONG CONTINUES) 1895 02:04:15,865 --> 02:04:17,200 They came. 1896 02:04:25,208 --> 02:04:26,709 What is it? 1897 02:04:27,377 --> 02:04:29,921 I sent word to Yondu's old Ravager buddies, 1898 02:04:30,004 --> 02:04:31,422 and told them what he did. 1899 02:04:35,218 --> 02:04:36,928 It's a Ravager funeral. 1900 02:04:49,941 --> 02:04:51,734 (GASPING) 1901 02:04:54,320 --> 02:04:55,238 Yeah! 1902 02:04:55,905 --> 02:04:57,407 Yeah! 1903 02:05:04,747 --> 02:05:06,582 He didn't let us down after all, Captain. 1904 02:05:07,583 --> 02:05:09,377 No, he did not, son. 1905 02:05:10,378 --> 02:05:11,796 He did not. 1906 02:05:18,553 --> 02:05:21,806 Fare thee well, old friend. 1907 02:05:24,225 --> 02:05:28,938 Yondu Udonta, I will see you in the stars. 1908 02:05:32,984 --> 02:05:34,944 He didn't chase them away. 1909 02:05:35,111 --> 02:05:36,237 No. 1910 02:05:37,280 --> 02:05:39,323 Even though he yelled at them. 1911 02:05:39,490 --> 02:05:40,992 And was always mean. 1912 02:05:43,619 --> 02:05:45,747 And he stole batteries he didn't need. 1913 02:05:51,419 --> 02:05:52,962 Well, of course not. 1914 02:05:58,801 --> 02:05:59,969 (BABY GROOT WHIMPERS) 1915 02:06:01,095 --> 02:06:02,430 (YAWNS) 1916 02:06:17,153 --> 02:06:18,321 What? 1917 02:06:18,988 --> 02:06:20,156 It's just... 1918 02:06:22,825 --> 02:06:25,453 some unspoken thing. 1919 02:06:34,629 --> 02:06:36,672 It's beautiful. 1920 02:06:38,174 --> 02:06:39,342 Itis. 1921 02:06:40,885 --> 02:06:43,012 And so are you. 1922 02:06:45,014 --> 02:06:46,224 On the inside. 1923 02:06:48,059 --> 02:06:49,644 (MUSIC CONTINUES) 1924 02:06:53,106 --> 02:06:54,857 Now there's a way 1925 02:06:55,024 --> 02:06:58,986 And I know that I have to go away 1926 02:07:00,738 --> 02:07:03,199 I know I have to go 1927 02:07:14,377 --> 02:07:16,462 (CHEAP TRICK'S "SURRENDER" PLAYING) 1928 02:07:24,679 --> 02:07:26,222 (WHISTLING) 1929 02:07:42,697 --> 02:07:44,198 (DRAX SCREAMING) 1930 02:08:42,340 --> 02:08:43,424 You know, it's a shame... 1931 02:08:43,591 --> 02:08:47,970 that it took the tragedy of losing Yondu to bring us all together again. 1932 02:08:48,137 --> 02:08:51,307 But I think he'd be proud knowing that we are back as a team. 1933 02:08:52,016 --> 02:08:53,059 I'm in. 1934 02:08:53,226 --> 02:08:54,060 Dope. 1935 02:08:54,227 --> 02:08:56,312 I miss you guys so much! 1936 02:08:56,479 --> 02:08:57,688 Hell, yes. 1937 02:09:00,816 --> 02:09:02,735 What say we steal some shit? 1938 02:09:04,987 --> 02:09:07,448 (PARLIAMENT'S "FLASHLIGHT" PLAYING) 1939 02:11:21,916 --> 02:11:23,793 High Priestess, the Council is waiting. 1940 02:11:25,086 --> 02:11:28,172 They are perturbed I've wasted our resources. 1941 02:11:32,843 --> 02:11:35,805 When they see what I have created here... 1942 02:11:35,971 --> 02:11:37,932 their wrath will dissipate. 1943 02:11:39,183 --> 02:11:42,186 It's a new type of birthing pod, ma'am? 1944 02:11:43,604 --> 02:11:44,814 That, my child... 1945 02:11:44,980 --> 02:11:46,816 is the next step in our evolution. 1946 02:11:46,982 --> 02:11:50,152 More powerful, more beautiful... 1947 02:11:50,319 --> 02:11:54,365 more capable of destroying the Guardians of the Galaxy. 1948 02:11:57,034 --> 02:11:59,495 I think I shall call him... 1949 02:12:01,330 --> 02:12:02,706 Adam. 1950 02:12:03,999 --> 02:12:05,543 (THE SNEEPERS FT. DAVID HASSELHOFF'S 1951 02:12:05,626 --> 02:12:07,253 "GUARDIANS INFERNQ" PLAYING) 1952 02:14:04,703 --> 02:14:06,163 Ugh, dude. 1953 02:14:07,122 --> 02:14:08,707 Seriously? 1954 02:14:08,874 --> 02:14:10,793 You gotta clean up your room. It's a complete mess. 1955 02:14:10,960 --> 02:14:12,378 I am Groot. 1956 02:14:12,545 --> 02:14:14,463 I am not boring. You're boring. 1957 02:14:14,630 --> 02:14:15,464 You know what's boring? 1958 02:14:15,631 --> 02:14:18,801 Sitting there, playing that mind-numbing game. 1959 02:14:18,968 --> 02:14:22,555 What's boring is me tripping over your vines every day! 1960 02:14:23,097 --> 02:14:24,306 I'm not boring! 1961 02:14:24,473 --> 02:14:25,474 I am Groot. 1962 02:14:27,142 --> 02:14:29,645 And now I know how Yondu felt. 1963 02:15:05,472 --> 02:15:07,683 HASSELHOFF: In these times of hardship... 1964 02:15:08,809 --> 02:15:10,853 just remember... 1965 02:15:11,478 --> 02:15:15,524 We. Are. Groot. 1966 02:15:18,819 --> 02:15:19,987 Hey, fellas. 1967 02:15:20,154 --> 02:15:21,822 Wait, where are you going? 1968 02:15:21,989 --> 02:15:24,366 You were supposed to be my lift home. 1969 02:15:24,533 --> 02:15:26,201 How will I get out of here? 1970 02:15:26,368 --> 02:15:27,703 Hey! Aw, gee... 1971 02:15:27,745 --> 02:15:30,497 I've got so many more stories to tell. 1972 02:15:30,664 --> 02:15:31,874 Aw, guys. 1973 02:15:32,041 --> 02:15:34,376 Oh, gee... 134721

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