Original subtitles

With the producers' scheme, we will never succeed.

They want to get the money first, they are very suspicious.

No, at the moment, we don't have anything.

We can't even afford a hotel room.

But with the stones, we are going to have the money.

Yeah.

Your Charonne should have sold them a long time ago.

Call her.

Why me?

Go ahead.

She has a crush on you.

Okay.

In San Francisco, it's in the morning, you should be able to reach her.

Shall we dial two zeros first?

Yes, zero, zero, and one.

Well yeah, my yellow underwear.

That's it, She must send money by wiring money order.

Tell her it's urgent.

And neither do the purple briefs.

Hey, Charonne.

It's you, big guy, where are you?

Imagine that we are in Paris and have no money.

Did you sell the stones?

Precious stones?

Well, Charlie sent them back to me.

What do you mean by that? They were almost 50 carats.

They were unique stones.

Well...

You were wrong.

Charlie says they have no value.

You should try to sell it to a toy store.

What?

Yes, no more dreaming.

But is this a joke or what?

No, Charlie says you have the wrong safe.

I found the underwear.

Come on, pass to me.

Charonne, what are you talking about?

I assure you it's the truth.

Shit, are you kidding me?

But no, no.

Idiot that you are, you took the imitations.

The real ones were in the other safe.

It's not worth anything.

But how are we going to live? We are completely broke.

But I have a bright idea for you.

You just have to work, my darlings.

You should know that work is healthy.

Come on, I have confidence in your talents, my darlings.

Bye, bye.

Ah, shit.

We have to start one day.

Oh hey, that's not bad.

An antique dealer, huh?

It doesn't hurt to try.

Do you want to die at the end?

Anyway, we have to start working one day.

Ah, shit, okay.

There's no one there, let it go.

Come on, follow me guys, go ahead.

Come on, come, follow me.

I brought some young people.

Hello.

In fact, they want to see you, talk to you.

Come, we can hear you.

Okay, go ahead.

Come, come.

No, no, nothing at all.

Come.

Come on.

Well, it happened.

For women, do we say panties or briefs?

Well, we're going to do it.

Underpants, I think.

Now, what's it about?.

Yes.

Two Americans on vacation in Paris.

They're completely broke.

They need money as quickly as possible.

So, I thought of you and I brought them to you.

Americans, huh?

Yes.

We needed money.

We came across your ad.

Okay, now show them.

What?

I'll have to see if you fit the bill, take off your pants.

Hey, you want to see us naked?

Yes, are you deaf or something?

In our store, we have customers from the best world.

They are used to being spoiled.

In any way possible, you understand?

I feel like I'm in a bad porno.

Are you into humor?

You guys are fine.

I think the size suits her.

I like to pull up my underwear.

You can pullup your pants.

My name is Elisabeth.

Nice to meet you, ma'am.

Yeah.

Elisabeth, she's here.

Oh, Cathy.

I'm delighted to see you.

It's been a long time since you were here.

We have a lot of new items, look.

Nice piece, right?

It is an Islamic prayer bird from Mesopotamia.

End of the fourteenth century, we just had them.

I see you have two new guys.

Maybe they're next?

I just hired them.

How much do they cost?

500 francs.

I'll take it.

Would you like...

both?

The one on the left looks positive.

Shall I send them to you?

No, I'll make friends with them here.

All right.

Hey, you, come here.

Me?

No.

Me?

Yes, you, come over here.

Sorry, old man.

Meanwhile, wash your underwear.

Not to brag, but you have good taste.

Thank you.

Take off your pants and show your cock.

Again?

Yes, let's go.

He's still a little shy.

No.

Yes, I'll take him.

What?

I hope he can get hard.

Oh, no problem.

I'll leave you.

Come on, come with me.

Shall I get dressed?

Not for long.

I take the dictionary.

This is my dictionary.

It's sweet.

Thank you.

And make yourself comfortable.

And now?

Now you are going to prove to me that you are worth the 500 francs.

Give me your hand.

Yes.

Yes.

Come on, caress.

Touch.

Are you always this shy in America?

If you put in a little effort, you can make a lot of money from me.

Ah Well, we will do everything. You can count on us.

So, drop your pants.

I don't have any underwear.

It's not bad.

Is that good enough for you?

Yes.

You seem quite excited.

Yes, yes.

So, let me kiss you.

Slut.

Hello, miss.

Will you allow me to take a look in the bag you are holding?

But sir, why? It is my bag.

Give it to me.

Who allows you?

Give it to me, I tell you.

And that's yours? Thief!

I'll notify the police.

Oh no, sir, please.

Have you ever been to prison?

And what will your parents say?

Oh no, please.

That would be a shame for you.

Maybe I have a solution.

You're going to pay me back my way.

I have an idea.

Come on, come this way.

But what are you going to do with me?

You'll see.

If you are reasonable, it will be over quickly.

Oh, but I'm a virgin.

I just want to touch you.

My God.

Do you want to go to jail?

My god.

I know you don't want to go,

a pretty girl like you.

It's so sweet, so sweet.

Oh, my God.

Suck me.

Then it will be over?

We'll see.

Luckily you came across me.

I am a good nature person.

You know that well.

Suck me.

Suck me.

Yes, like that.

Oh, my God.

The candlestick was very valuable.

You have to be grateful to me.

What?

You lied! You're not a virgin.

You're all wet, aren't you, slut.

A little thief in heat,

You like it, huh?

Let me fuck you good,

I'll give you the candlestick as a gift.

You love it, don't you, bitch?

Come on, go ahead.

You didn't make me the master.

You're just a little thief.

Come on, go ahead, huh?

Bitch, you dirty little thief.

I fuck you as much as I want.

Come on, yeah.

There won't be much longer,

a thief who squirts on her butt, huh?

Look, here.

It's crazy.

And the candlestick?

Didn't I fuck you, bitch? Take it.

Tell me, who allowed you to use the car?

I thought I could.

A car is like a woman, it lends itself.

Hello, Elisabeth.

Ah, Catherine, it's nice of you to come see me.

I came in yesterday.

And what can I do for you?

You can help me.

I can do it.

No, stay here, I'll take care of it.

So, you have new staff.

Are these two serving?

Yes, they're Americans and they do that quite a bit.

Which of the two do you want at your service?

The brown mustache guy.

With curly hair.

Yes.

Madame Brival wants to be served.

Hurry up and go upstairs.

She's waiting for you.

Come on.

And surpass yourself, Ms. Brival is a good customer.

These are the first Americans who are worth something.

Not soft balls like my manager.

A little extra, Ms. Brival?

Yes.

It's good.

Hello, Elisabeth. I am Richard Lumière.

Yes, I heard about the two new guys at your place and I said to myself, they

maybe not bad for my wife. You know, I love her very much and I would like to give her

a little gift and the best way they could do is that they meet her in Paris.

Well, I think it's better. My wife will go to Paris and pick them up.

No, don't tell the guy, it might seem weird to them. That's it.

I'll send you a check in the mail. I hope you don't mind if

I recommend them to other friends.

Very good, understood like that. See you soon.

Goodbye, thank you.

- We've been waiting for an hour already. - Ah, don't get upset.

- I wonder if we made a mistake. - But no, it's here.

Hello. Hey.

- We? - Yes.

Come closer. Come closer. Come on.

You are indeed the two Americans for whom we had arranged to meet there, at two o'clock today.

Indeed we are.

You two sit here. Come on.

It will cause us a lot trouble if we didn't meet you.

I hope she gets lost.

- Terrific, the manor. - I feel a little jealous.

It is a manor once belonged to Napoleon.

- Is he still here? - Oh well, he's been dead for a long time.

- The manor belongs to my husband now. - Ah, it's dark here.

- It's this way. - Ah, this place is nice.

- It's cold here. - You no longer have a fire place?

You will warm up. But first I'll show you where the rooms are.

- And then? - Afterwards.

Ah, here you are. Still jerking off? What a waste of time!

Let's go.

Okay, here you go.

So, you don't want to? Why?

I can't, I know, I can't.

I tried.

- Do you want to do it yourself? - I am stuck.

You're stuck? It's okay.

Come on, concentrate.

Imagine that you are a little girl and you really want to pee.

But I can't. But I don't want to.

You must make an effort, for God's sake.

Think of the fountain in the manor grounds.

Go ahead.

There, there, there.

Are you sure it's here?

How do you want me to know? We'll see.

Ah, oh, sorry, we didn't know.

Come in, come in, so I can see you more closely.

Ah, of course.

Okay.

You look lovely in this dress.

Hello.

You are the Americans from Elisabeth's that my wife went to pick up.

And you may wonder, I imagine, why you're here.

Yes, yes.

Hello, I'm Richard.

Happy to meet you.

Ah. So please sit down here.

Ah, the good maid.

She's cute.

There are no toilets here?

Of course there are.

No, but it's more erotic to pee like that.

Besides, she loves it.

Come down, Marie Thérèse.

Come on.

And you?

Are you coming from San Francisco?

Yes, we are on vacation.

Which one of you has the bigger cock?

Oh, for a follow-up later, Thierry.

Do you want to drink it?

No, put it in the fridge.

I'll drink it later.

And you don't have a problem with the unions?

Ah, but we don't have.

No, it is not unionized.

She's not complaining anyway.

She likes it. My darling wife also likes it.

And tomorrow, she will be an adult. It's for her birthday.

She really wanted to have an orgy.

Since I can't refuse her anything.

But if you do your job well, I will pay you dearly.

Why are you here? Do you have money problems?

We were unlucky, my friend and I.

We have not been doing well so far.

And what happened?

We made a mistake.

Were you fleeced?

Yes, that's it.

Long story. I have a good tip.

A girl gave me the combination to her father's safe.

Anyway, it was cool.

Her father is a diamond merchant.

He's used to putting everything in the safe in the evening.

We decided to do it on a Sunday.

Here we go, no problem.

I open the safe.

I come across the jewelry.

All we have to do is pass them on to Charonne.

Oh, and Charonne, who is she?

A friend who was supposed to sell the stones for us...

while we were on vacation in Europe.

We bet everything on it and came out nothing

Well, why didn't it work.

There we discovered that we had come across worthless imitations.

That's why we're here without any money.

You're not going to be poor. Sometimes, that's how it is.

I think I can help you, right?

It would do us good.

It's already late.

I'll leave you with my wife.

Do whatever she wants and make her happy.

She loves men and likes making love.

I'll see what I can do for you.

See you later.

It won't be difficult.

Okay, then, good sex.

Ciao.

What now?

Shall we fuck?

She's in a big hurry.

Yes.

My name is Roux, his name is Kobadou Zidane.

This one's not bad.

Ah, what's on your hands.

That's good.

Oh oh ! She's annoying.

Come on, now it's your turn.

It's okay.

Come on, here, I'll thrill you.

I'm fucking you good.

Hello?

Hello, it's Richard.

Oh, Richard! But what do you want from me, big guy?

Well, imagine, I know two Americans. It seems that they fuck very well.

Wouldn't that interest your wife?

Oh no, she's not interested.

Oh, it doesn't matter. I forgot about your reputation as a lonely loser.

Ciao.

He wanted to trick me.

He wanted to send me two guys to fuck you.

Like I need that.

Oh, no, what?

Do you always look forward to pleasure?

Every time, you get off on it, huh?

So come here, baby.

You're just asking me for fun, right?

Oh, so you really are obsessed. You are a real man!

I adore you like that.

I adore you too.

Look at that! I'll put myself in your love nest.

Look, I'm coming to you strong here.

Look at me, when you get ready there. Let's go crazy now.

You said you had a craving for sex.

Say it, you have a real bad urge now.

Spread your pussy.

I find you very beautiful, Marie.

Very good, you got a big dick.

I don't want you to be with another man.

I really, really want you.

I'm here, my darling.

Oh, I'm at your disposal.

Oh, I'll do you right.

Oh, I'm ready

Look.

I am all yours, ready-made.

You're being fucked! Do you feel it?

Yes, I feel it.

Do you hear me?

Oh, take me deep inside you.

Take off.

Come on, take it off, take care of it.

As long as I got into a good rhythm.

Oh, you're a beast.

Oh, fucking hard. I love you.

I love you.

That's the way I like it.

Oh, my, crazy, crazy!

Oh, sweetheart.

I'm going to sit on you, to pamper you.

My pussy is full.

I'm always strong here, and hard too.

Come on, fuck hard.

It's okay, this is my grand prize to shock you.

Oh, I'm cuming!

Come on, take it all.

Come on, there's more.

So what did she say?

Elisabeth, she said that she lived with two black people,

because her clients wanted black cocks.

I'm getting pressure from everywhere.

What do you want to do while we're stuck?

We could contact the embassy.

They could buy us tickets and we'll leave.

We have to find money.

Shit, we have to find a solution, otherwise we're not going to leave here.

Do you want to make money?

Yes, it depends on what.

I want to get fucked, do you agree?

- We have nothing else to do. What do you think? - Yes, we can do it.

But you have to start this game well.

Follow me.

Okay, we'll follow you.

It's over there.

She looks clean.

Hello.

As usual.

Do you know where it is?

Hello.

Hello, gentlemen.

Ha, go through a washroom.

That's a little dark, yes.

it's a little lacking in an elevator.

This place is original.

One last thing.

I don't want to know your names.

I'm paying you to fuck me, that's all.

How much?

It depends on your capabilities.

How romantic.

My name is Marcel, anyway.

Hello, Marcel.

Well, that's it.

She's really going to fuck now.

I'm afraid she does.

Honestly, do you think this is normal?

Do it on this table.

Oh, how charming this table.

It could be worse, I don't know.

These sheets look good.

I found this.

There you go, I'm puting the sheet on top.

We'll change the sheets from time to time.

Is there anything you would like?

I want you to fuck me.

It's original.

You have to go and fight for your honor.

As usual.

Listen, guys, if you want your money,

you might want to wake up a bit.

Is it coming?

Let's go.

Get lost, I don't need you.

- Maybe you don't want to jerk off, right? - Okay.

I'm leaving.

Okay.

I said both, right?

Yes, there you go.

Yes, fuck harder, yes.

Hello, can you tell me when I should wake you up?

Shit.

Shit, get lost. I'll call you; you're distracting me.

I wouldn't want you to get upset.

But no, it's okay.

Yes, smash me, asshole. Yes.

Oh, it's the end.

Fuck me, but I want more.

Thank you, ma'am.

Where is the other idiot?

Up there.

Go, go, go get him.

What's the matter with you?

Why did you ejaculate so soon?

Rob, come on, come on.

Hurry up.

Come on, come on.

Hurry up.

I think I'm not in good shape today.

You see, I couldn't.

What an asshole!

Go clean yourself up.

Fine, I'll leave it to you.

To me, she's too formidable.

Come on, are you busy or not?

With you two, I wouldn't have enough.

You, over there, go get me someone.

Run, fly, avenge me.

Hurry up, I want cocks in my ass.

If I heard correctly,

she wants two more.

Do you pay them all?

But yes, I will pay.

I will, I will.

- He's going to look. - I will pay.

I saw a group of tourists.

I'll go get them.

They're Japanese.

Wait, it's slipping.

Are you hard?

A little.

Stupid! Hurry up, I want more.

You're a cat in heat.

Yes, fuck me.

Yes, just fuck.

Bastard.

Fuck me.

Yes, yes.

Asshole, speed up, you poor bastard.

Faster, you fuck or you're sleeping.

Tell me what you want.

I beg your pardon, sir.

Did you have sex today?

Do you understand?

What?

Sex?

Yes, because I have an aunt who is in heat in the basement.

She's not in the right mind, is she?

Do you have any money?

Come on, come with me, I'll show you.

My brother is already there.

She's a pretty exceptional girl.

I don't have much time.

There you go, this way.

That's it, I found some people.

This way, there you go.

Let's go to the living room, that's it.

Be careful not to fall there.

Hello.

But there's already someone fucking her there, tell me.

Yes, it's my brother, it's Marcel.

Yes, it's Marcel, by the way.

But who is this old fart?

Shit, that'll be one less for you.

But no, no, be patient.

Calm down, calm down.

Please, sit down.

Here, I'll give you a good seat.

Anytime after that, it's your turn.

It better works at that age.

I didn't know you have a father here.

Okay, I'll leave you here.

I'm going to get backup.

Take lessons.

Ah, you fuck harder, yes.

Your friend is putting your cock in for him.

If you don't make an effort, I'll rip your balls off.

Ah, but faster, stupid.

Smash me.

Let me come now.

Peace be upon you, my brother.

Well, look.

Hey, take turns.

I'm the first, huh.

Come on, hop, behind.

Yeah, yeah, behind.

Come on, sit here, it's not over yet.

Hey, come fuck me.

Me?

Obviously, unless you can't, asshole.

Ah, I'll be right there.

I don't know how to read.

And the money?

I got it.

OK, well, it's your turn.

Quick, I'm going to squirt.

She's all yours.

So, it's coming, quickly.

Your fly's stuck? Old bastard.

But hurry up.

I don't want things halfway, understand?

Come fuck me, but hurry up.

I want cock.

Ah yes, fuck.

Ah, yes.

There we are, we're here.

So, you take your turn and you'll see, it won't take long.

Again.

That's what I can.

Ah, you're not bad for your age.

What's the matter with you, Caesar?

So, old man, are you done or what?

Yeah, wait.

Okay, so hurry up, dammit.

But leave me alone.

Hey, hippie, over to you.

Ah, shit.

Ah, really, damn.

Well then?

Fortunately there are some bath tissue.

Let me clean it up first.

Ah, shit. What the hell are you doing?

But take that away from me.

Come on.

Fuck me, fuck me.

Hurry up.

Shut up, fuck.

I have a cock made of concrete, after all.

I don't need that, asshole.

This way, watch your step.

This is where it happens.

Very good, this little lady.

Ah, you see, he's happy.

I didn't lie to you.

So, is it good?

Well yes, yes.

Oh, but we're not staying there.

We have to go.

Come on.

It won't be long.

Come on.

Come on.

If you don't want to see, you can go behind. Come on.

It really won't be long.

Settle down, huh.

Ah, this is a factory, huh.

Look.

There, you will be fine.

But, shit.

Fuck me harder, faster.

I have a cock made of concrete.

Faster.

No, but what the hell are in your balls?

I'll take them from you

Too bad for you, eh, I would have warned you.

Oh, it's another one of these shameful illnesses.

You're really impossible.

Look, for once, I can have fun.

Come see.

Certainly not.

And the hippie, are you sleeping or what?

But fuck me better than that.

I'm very tired.

But fuck me, you stupid jerk.

Speed up.

Louder.

Ah, yes.

Hey, come on, come on.

Now you won't feel alone.

You'll see.

You're going to meet people.

She's beautiful, isn't she?

What do you think?

This is truly a rare case.

As good as it gets.

Fantastic.

You have to jump on it.

Ah, I forgot, if you want it, you have to pay.

You have money?

I want tougher guys.

Guys who know how to fuck.

Hey, I'm next.

Sorry.

Well, very soon. I'm going upstairs.

What, who told you to take it off?

You loser.

Unable to fuck, I want another one, a real one.

You, come here.

Ah, but hurry up.

You don't want me to send you an invitation card, right?

No.

You're ready?

Finally, a hard cock!

Well, shove it in far.

Go ahead, yes.

You're good, this one.

Below, to the right, watch out for the step,

It's so good.

Come on, darling, it must be there.

But it has already started.

You see, darling,

this will teach you that men always react like animals.

We are in the middle of a collective family.

Instinct took precedence over reason.

My baby, but you don't have to do it.

we are not married yet.

Come let me wipe you clean.

My little bunny, you are not reasonable.

You can't put just anything in your mouth,

I already forbade you.

Also, darling,

we must protect ourselves from it so as not to let go.

You know that well.

But what's going on with that wide thumb?

I'll explain to you, baby.

Here, come sit here.

Ah! Hold on.

Wait.

Hello, ma'am.

My darling, you will be very happy here.

You wait well, quietly.

While your future husband leaves you here.

Shall we keep each other company?

You're fucking quite a bit.

Come on, go harder.

Do you want more?

Yes, go ahead.

Ah, young man, you are very lucky.

You haven't had sex today?

Okay, so I have a present for you,

and what's more, it won't cost much.

Come in, I assure you.

Be careful, there you go down,

it's immediately on the right,

and watch your step.

It's good, huh?

Come on, big guy.

Yes, go ahead.

Faster.

Smash me.

Ah, yes.

Again.

Even faster.

Yes, yes, yes.

Ah, yes, it's good.

Ah, yes.

But I have my fiancée waiting.

But don't worry, you'll fuck her afterwards.

She's next to her, her mouth.

For now, you need to tell me

what you think of the girl.

You'll see, it's great.

Watch your step, that's it.

It's over there, it's over there.

See?

There you go, it's yours now.

Go ahead, get undressed.

Go ahead, you can go there right away.

because of your fiancée, that's it.

Go ahead, okay.

Already?

Well, I mean, you didn't last long.

Oh, I don't have what you need.

Come on, another one.

Well, that's good, my turn.

Come on, go ahead.

Fuck me with your big cock.

Ah, yes, again, yeah.

Come on, spend.

What the hell are you doing?

You go down to the bottom, right.

Watch your step.

But, damn, you're really moving.

Faster, let's have fun.

Big one, come on, spend your fuck on me.

I'm going to punch you in the face.

Another ejaculator.

I'm going to miss my train, please.

Okay, I'm out.

Thank you.

So, we laugh, we laugh, we act like a puppet.

It's this way.

Watch your step.

She was a virgin when she arrived.

She was a virgin.

Ah, there you go, so we didn't lie, eh?

So, number 51, you put yourself there.

The 50 is right next to it.

But, somehow, there is room.

There you go.

And there you have it, number 69.

If you find the wait time long, you can tell each other stories.

Is she holding up?

Do you think she needs some water?

I don't care about that.

On the other hand, the money, I hope you have it in the pocket.

I thought you took care of it.

No.

I forgot.

And you?

Well, let's make the most of it.

And how?

You must not forget to pay 200 francs.

I am organizing the quest for our young friend.

And you, big guy, haven't you paid yet?

I hope you understand that we can't have the checks.

Thank you.

Okay, come on, the money.

Don't be stingy.

The girl is exceptional.

He didn't give his little contribution.

Thanks, that's it.

You didn't pay anything.

Hey, are you kidding or what?

But I haven't fucked her yet, right?

Oh, but you're going to do it right away, man.

Okay, that's it, we can get out.

We have what we need.

Okay, Ms. Fred, we're leaving.

But we have a ticket to get.

Ciao.

Yes.

Oh, finally.

Yes, good.

Oh, but faster.

Well, as long as he moved...

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Louder.

I do what I can.

Yes.

Oh, but faster.

Come on, keep fucking.

No, I have my train to catch.

Again, fuck.

Again.

But you know that I fuck men by the hundreds.

I make them jump me.

I'm going to fuck until I die of pleasure.

I'm going to miss my train, please.

I'm out..

Thank you.