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What’s the matter with you, Leslie ?
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I have to live with you !
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What’s the matter with you ?
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Well, I'm not sneery and prickly
and I don't smell like feet.
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Have a ruddy bath, find a ruddyjob,
and change your personality !
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You know what ?
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I had more fun in that
police cell than here !
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Well, ask yourself why, because
I've given you a loving and happy home.
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Well, maybe I'm not the happy kind.
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Well, you're making us feel
the same way !
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J !
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Adolescents are all hard work,
aren't they ?
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I mean, how was Larry at 18 ?
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Like a tall, evil goblin.
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But sort of fun.
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Whereas Leslie, who I love,
obviously, is a twit with a gun.
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What is this ?
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Ooh, you don't want to know.
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Margo's got a job, though.
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Companion to the Countess Mavrodaki.
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Well, we all need someone
to be with.
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If you mean Sven,
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I am tired of trying to break
through his bloody shell.
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Oh, but he's so handsome.
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Yeah, and wouldn't it be nice if
just once, a man could look good
with his shirt off and want to
share some thoughts ?
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Isn't love worth pursuing ?
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Is this bile ?
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Who knows ?
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The patients are full of surprises.
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Don't change the subject.
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Yes, love is worth pursuing.
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Why is everyone
shouting at me today ?
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Look, I know this is Greece, but
you're gonna have to speak English.
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Louisa.
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Sven.
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Are you busy, orjust being rude ?
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No, I'm busy.
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Do you have to be so secretive ?
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I've already got a son at home
who's about to implode because
he can't express himself.
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I just like my privacy.
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I just thought we knew
each other well enough
to pop by and say hello.
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Well, sometimes a man is an island.
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It's "no man is an island," you idiot.
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Right, well, I'll get back
to my family.
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Your principal function will be to
read to me, as my eyes tire easily.
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I know ! Mine are the same.
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Well, I hope not.
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I was just trying to agree with you.
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My last job was a bit of a calamity,
so I need this to go well.
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Demetrios used to read to me,
but his voice is rather unpleasant.
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It isn't.
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My name is Dennis.
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He's still learning where to place
the cutlery around the table, so
I am delighted to have you here
as my companion.
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Mowgli.
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Something's crawled into it !
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Two beautiful bats look.
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I don't want to see bats !
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No more frigging wildlife out here.
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They've got to go somewhere.
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Outdoors ?
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Where they came from ?
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One collects them,
the other executes them.
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I hate that turkey farmer.
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Crippenopoulos ?
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Crusty, vile, money-grabbing weasel.
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Is that his name ? Crippenopoulos ?
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So why call him that, then ?
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Because he's like the murderer
Crippen and I've added the Greek
suffix “opoulos“ because we're in...
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Please find me some cleverer people !
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Why don't you piss off upstairs
and do your typing ?
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I'm recharging my batteries
while I find out if they'll
publish my novel.
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That's a story in book form
with chapters.
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I found some baby owls
in the woods.
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And I've put the bats
somewhere safe !
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Roger, shush !
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No one likes a Ioudmouth.
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So, are you a pain because
your so-called girlfriend's
miles away ?
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Are you one because you'll never
ever get another girlfriend ?
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Bog.
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Who's there ?
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Leslie ?
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Get them out !
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Leslie !
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Leslie, I mean it !
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Leslie !
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Here we go again.
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Sky/Ios !
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My god, he's got rabies.
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I want Leslie dead.
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I'll deal With this.
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What's going on ?
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You've killed it !
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It's only a bat, Gerry.
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They're lovely.
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All creatures are.
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Especially the ones no one likes.
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Go on, then !
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Take your misery out on me !
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Atent for you to live in in the garden
until you start to appreciate
the home and family life.
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So where are you
intending to sleep ?
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Don't you dare !
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Sotos !
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Leslie !
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English !
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Can I stay with you ?
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Lady Marchmont watched
Sir Timothy's hands
dancing on the piano keys.
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Even the back of his neck
was handsome."
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How's it coming along ?
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Splendidly.
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You don't get
any better, do you ?
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“But Lady Marchmont's head
was in turmoil.“
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Well, it would be.
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So she asked for a cold compress
and took it with her to her room,
which tended in any case to be chilly.
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You're reading it
like that, are you ?
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Jealousy does not become you.
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Shall I bring you
some easier fruit ?
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You're a rude man.
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Lugaretzia, if that's Greek
for "You're a dreadful mother,"
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I will make you clean out
the pelican.
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Leslie is best child.
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Yes, I know you think Leslie
is best child.
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Now please go and ask Spiros
to find him.
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Well, I've run out of good books
to read, so I might as well sort you out.
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Sort me out ?
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If you hadn't been so unkind
to Leslie, he'd still be here.
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You're so shirty.
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I smell man trouble.
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Oh, if you mean Sven,
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as everybody seems so intent
on shoving us together,
he's clearly not interested.
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Well, he wouldn't be
the first moody Swede.
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You're better off
with a Finn.
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Well, there weren't
any Finns.
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Anyway, he seems to enjoy being
strong and silent and... male.
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So he's like
Mr. Darcy in...
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Yes, I know what book
Mr. Darcy's in, thank you.
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And for all the failings
of English men,
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at least I understand them.
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And England.
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Smug, tweedy old England ?
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Pudding Island ?
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Ha !
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What's wrong
with pudding ?
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Leslie.
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Eat.
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Thanks.
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First, run round.
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What ?
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To eat.
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Run round.
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What, run round
the shack ?
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Bugger off.
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(snaps)
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(laughing)
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Darling, don't.
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Supper's nearly ready.
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(sighs)
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Listen, this is important.
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I have to get hold
of better clothing
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or I won't get
the boyfriend I want.
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The countess
has gorgeous clothes.
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A true boyfriend
will love you
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even if you're wearing
a dirty old sack.
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(knocking)
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Mrs. Durrells.
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Your son Leslie.
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What's happened ?
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He's living with bad people.
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Oh darling,
please come home.
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No-- you chucked me out.
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I know, and it was wrong.
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But you are way
out of your depth
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with these men here.
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They're my friends.
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At least let me come in
and tidy.
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No !
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Leslie !
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I don't know what's gone wrong
between us.
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How can I make it better ?
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I just can't seem to be happy.
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SERGEANT:
Mrs. Durrell.
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Kalispera.
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Ah, good evening--
kalispera.
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I come to arrest.
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Well, the gentlemen
who live here
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don't seem to be
at home.
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My son is just
about to leave.
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Yes, I want him.
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What ? Why ?
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You can't do that !
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What's he done ?
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Leslie !
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I haven't done anything !
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I miss my bat,
Lugaretzia.
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I'm gonna give him
a good send-off.
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Leslie's shorts.
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Heretai.
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Hello.
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My name's Margo.
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Angel.
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You know, like an angel.
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So, you like
to watch me at work.
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Yes, I love gardening.
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Killing turkeys is
a serious crime.
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He's bailed for a week.
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Thank you, officer.
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It's so unfair !
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Sh ! You're only
out on bail.
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They could
arrest you again.
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It's outrageous.
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I mean, why bother
to respect the law ?
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Look, the farmer
obviously thinks
289
00:16:22,857 --> 00:16:25,018
that we have tons of money
and we'll just roll over.
290
00:16:25,193 --> 00:16:27,900
No, you've always told me
honesty is its own reward.
291
00:16:28,070 --> 00:16:29,685
Well, it's not true, is it ?
292
00:16:29,864 --> 00:16:32,401
Leslie, just come home.
293
00:16:32,575 --> 00:16:34,406
Lugaretzia's
beside herself,
294
00:16:34,577 --> 00:16:36,408
Larry's written you
a very funny poem
295
00:16:36,579 --> 00:16:38,285
based on “The Ballad
of Reading Gaol,“
296
00:16:38,456 --> 00:16:40,663
and, well, we all miss you,
darling, terribly.
297
00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:41,948
Well, I don't miss you.
298
00:16:54,931 --> 00:16:57,593
“Lady Margo,
you are stunning.“
299
00:16:57,767 --> 00:17:01,134
“Yes, Angel, I am,
very much so.“
300
00:17:03,314 --> 00:17:04,645
I'm sorry.
301
00:17:04,815 --> 00:17:06,225
I'll take it off.
302
00:17:09,278 --> 00:17:10,859
I'll have to tell
the countess.
303
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:11,519
What ?
304
00:17:11,697 --> 00:17:13,688
No ! Why ?
305
00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:15,231
The villa is her
entire universe.
306
00:17:15,409 --> 00:17:17,525
She insists on knowing
everything.
307
00:17:17,703 --> 00:17:18,783
(sighs)
308
00:17:18,955 --> 00:17:21,947
Please don't dislike me.
309
00:17:22,124 --> 00:17:24,115
I don't dislike you.
310
00:17:24,293 --> 00:17:26,124
But I am the countess's
guard dog,
311
00:17:26,295 --> 00:17:28,707
in human form.
312
00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:31,543
You're going to have me sacked.
313
00:17:31,717 --> 00:17:32,957
She decides everything.
314
00:17:33,135 --> 00:17:35,046
That's why it's
the Villa Mavrodaki,
315
00:17:35,221 --> 00:17:36,757
not the Villa Dennis.
316
00:17:36,931 --> 00:17:39,343
(door closes)
317
00:17:39,517 --> 00:17:40,882
They've charged him
318
00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:43,722
with threatening
our local farmer, shooting,
319
00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:46,353
letting our dog
savage his turkeys,
320
00:17:46,524 --> 00:17:48,480
and failure to pay
compensation.
321
00:17:48,651 --> 00:17:49,811
Pack of lies !
322
00:17:49,986 --> 00:17:51,226
Is it a pack of lies ?
323
00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:52,860
Of course it is.
324
00:17:53,030 --> 00:17:55,021
But he has to appear in court
next week.
325
00:17:55,199 --> 00:17:57,155
I need you two
to be our lawyers.
326
00:17:57,326 --> 00:17:58,566
Is that wise ?
327
00:17:58,744 --> 00:18:01,156
We are, respectively,
a biologist and a taxi driver.
328
00:18:01,330 --> 00:18:02,570
Yes, but between you,
329
00:18:02,748 --> 00:18:04,739
you know everything
and everyone.
330
00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:07,078
And I couldn't find or afford
anybody else.
331
00:18:12,967 --> 00:18:14,707
I'm disappointed with you,
Margo.
332
00:18:14,885 --> 00:18:18,343
But you seemed so easygoing,
333
00:18:18,514 --> 00:18:22,052
I thought you'd let me
try on a dress.
334
00:18:22,226 --> 00:18:24,342
I'd let you try on mine.
335
00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:26,761
I am relieving you
of your duties
336
00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:28,019
for gross disobedience.
337
00:18:28,190 --> 00:18:29,896
Do let me stay.
338
00:18:30,067 --> 00:18:32,058
My mother would be so sad.
339
00:18:32,236 --> 00:18:34,852
I find adults very confusing.
340
00:18:35,031 --> 00:18:36,441
Go now !
341
00:18:42,413 --> 00:18:44,745
(laughing)
342
00:18:44,915 --> 00:18:47,531
Oh, but you're so serious,
my dear !
343
00:18:47,710 --> 00:18:49,621
Your face !
344
00:18:49,795 --> 00:18:51,285
Have the dress.
345
00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:53,375
I hear it becomes you.
346
00:18:53,549 --> 00:18:55,585
Now read to me.
347
00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:58,877
We've a whole library
to get through.
348
00:19:04,769 --> 00:19:06,885
(muttering):
Oh, don't come now !
349
00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:20,071
(sighs)
350
00:19:20,242 --> 00:19:22,198
Well, speak !
351
00:19:22,370 --> 00:19:23,405
Don't be angry.
352
00:19:23,579 --> 00:19:24,944
I come in peace.
353
00:19:25,122 --> 00:19:28,455
Oh, so it's okay for you
to come and call on me
354
00:19:28,626 --> 00:19:30,036
but not for me
to come and call on you.
355
00:19:30,211 --> 00:19:31,792
I apologize.
356
00:19:31,962 --> 00:19:33,873
I felt unsure.
357
00:19:34,048 --> 00:19:35,754
Oh, you were feeling unsure ?
358
00:19:35,925 --> 00:19:37,210
(scoffs)
359
00:19:39,595 --> 00:19:40,960
What are you doing here ?
360
00:19:41,138 --> 00:19:42,594
I like it here.
361
00:19:44,725 --> 00:19:46,261
And I like you.
362
00:19:46,435 --> 00:19:48,426
So why do we argue
all the time ?
363
00:19:48,604 --> 00:19:52,222
Because as a woman,
you get upset.
364
00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:54,607
It's tiring.
365
00:19:54,777 --> 00:19:56,517
(laughing)
366
00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:58,152
Or as a man,
367
00:19:58,322 --> 00:20:01,029
you don't tell me
what you're thinking.
368
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:03,532
I mean, it is like
talking to fog.
369
00:20:04,954 --> 00:20:06,740
What do you want to know ?
370
00:20:11,460 --> 00:20:13,200
What's stopping us ?
371
00:20:13,379 --> 00:20:14,414
Is it me ?
372
00:20:14,588 --> 00:20:16,249
Is it my children ?
373
00:20:16,424 --> 00:20:18,164
No.
374
00:20:18,342 --> 00:20:20,253
I like children.
375
00:20:20,428 --> 00:20:22,168
Your children.
376
00:20:23,597 --> 00:20:25,133
Well, it's true
377
00:20:25,307 --> 00:20:27,218
I'm used to being on my own.
378
00:20:29,770 --> 00:20:31,260
Perhaps change makes me anxious.
379
00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:40,311
Well...
380
00:20:40,489 --> 00:20:42,571
Well, no, that was good !
381
00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:44,107
Well, don't stop there !
382
00:20:49,957 --> 00:20:51,367
So it is me.
383
00:21:05,222 --> 00:21:06,337
Oh, sorry.
384
00:21:14,565 --> 00:21:15,680
Whisky inside.
385
00:21:22,114 --> 00:21:23,194
Locked.
386
00:21:23,365 --> 00:21:24,525
Oh.
387
00:21:25,451 --> 00:21:26,190
Shoot
388
00:21:26,368 --> 00:21:27,733
Ooh, should we ?
389
00:21:27,912 --> 00:21:29,868
I'm supposed to be
on bail, and...
390
00:21:30,039 --> 00:21:31,904
Tell you what,
let's go play some football !
391
00:21:32,082 --> 00:21:33,322
Shoot
392
00:21:33,501 --> 00:21:34,786
Or we shoot you.
393
00:22:03,823 --> 00:22:04,938
(sighs)
394
00:22:16,043 --> 00:22:17,499
They're eating the queen.
395
00:22:17,670 --> 00:22:19,786
Oh, how lovely.
396
00:22:19,964 --> 00:22:21,795
This is going to be
our burial area.
397
00:22:21,966 --> 00:22:24,378
Oh, I had rather expected
to be buried in England.
398
00:22:24,552 --> 00:22:26,543
No, I mean for my bat.
399
00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:28,506
Oh.
400
00:22:28,681 --> 00:22:31,218
Could you please find me
a Greek Orthodox priest ?
401
00:22:42,319 --> 00:22:44,275
The countess
gave me a dress !
402
00:22:44,446 --> 00:22:46,937
Yourjob is notjob.
403
00:22:47,116 --> 00:22:48,447
This is job.
404
00:22:48,617 --> 00:22:51,233
It's actually hard work
reading love stories
405
00:22:51,412 --> 00:22:53,073
where the most they do
is breathe heavily.
406
00:22:54,582 --> 00:22:56,948
I'm going to snip
some pages out.
407
00:22:57,126 --> 00:23:00,493
When did anyone ever really
“feel their heart skip a beat“ ?
408
00:23:00,671 --> 00:23:03,458
I do that.
All the time.
409
00:23:03,632 --> 00:23:04,997
You should read
“The Posh Ignoramus,“ my novel.
410
00:23:05,175 --> 00:23:06,130
She's not an ignoramus.
411
00:23:06,302 --> 00:23:08,133
She has a huge library.
412
00:23:09,805 --> 00:23:12,171
Ooh, ask her to let me
borrow from it.
413
00:23:12,349 --> 00:23:14,135
Oh, you're not so rude now.
414
00:23:14,310 --> 00:23:15,140
No.
415
00:23:15,311 --> 00:23:16,767
I've run out of books to read.
416
00:23:16,937 --> 00:23:18,768
Well, you'd better write
another one then.
417
00:23:18,939 --> 00:23:20,054
I'm still waiting
for the first one
418
00:23:20,232 --> 00:23:21,142
to be accepted.
419
00:23:26,989 --> 00:23:28,650
I don't like it
when she does that.
420
00:23:28,824 --> 00:23:30,109
Yeah, nor do I.
421
00:23:45,758 --> 00:23:48,124
Who peed on my shoes ?
422
00:23:48,302 --> 00:23:49,963
Your mother.
423
00:23:52,514 --> 00:23:54,129
These were very expensive.
424
00:23:54,308 --> 00:23:57,516
We went on a special trip
to London to get them.
425
00:24:00,814 --> 00:24:02,520
I don't think we can be
best friends anymore.
426
00:24:17,373 --> 00:24:18,988
What do you think ?
427
00:24:19,166 --> 00:24:20,781
Oh my goodness.
428
00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:22,450
That is so beautiful.
429
00:24:22,628 --> 00:24:24,789
Wearing this,
I feel like I could do anything.
430
00:24:26,090 --> 00:24:26,829
And have any man.
431
00:24:27,007 --> 00:24:28,622
Margo !
432
00:24:28,801 --> 00:24:29,836
(creaking)
433
00:24:30,010 --> 00:24:31,125
(door closes)
434
00:24:34,181 --> 00:24:36,388
Oh, Leslie.
435
00:24:40,729 --> 00:24:42,060
I'm so worried about you.
436
00:24:42,231 --> 00:24:44,563
Stop, I'm all right.
437
00:24:44,733 --> 00:24:46,189
What's that smell ?
438
00:24:46,360 --> 00:24:48,146
My shoes.
439
00:25:29,445 --> 00:25:32,027
(birds chirping)
440
00:25:39,079 --> 00:25:40,194
(door closes)
441
00:25:41,915 --> 00:25:43,701
That little bastard Creech !
442
00:25:45,419 --> 00:25:47,034
Mrs. Durrell,
good morning.
443
00:25:47,212 --> 00:25:49,328
Oh. You.
444
00:25:49,506 --> 00:25:52,748
Your face looked like
an overcast day in Bootle
445
00:25:52,926 --> 00:25:55,008
last time we met, so...
446
00:25:56,388 --> 00:25:57,844
I'm off the drink.
447
00:25:58,015 --> 00:25:59,471
Oh, well...
448
00:25:59,641 --> 00:26:03,384
Lost the beard,
bought a cravat.
449
00:26:03,562 --> 00:26:04,677
Thank you.
450
00:26:06,732 --> 00:26:09,565
I'm here to invite you
onto my yacht.
451
00:26:09,735 --> 00:26:10,941
Sailing is
452
00:26:11,111 --> 00:26:12,942
one of the few things
I do well.
453
00:26:13,113 --> 00:26:14,523
Oh.
454
00:26:14,698 --> 00:26:16,188
Ah !
455
00:26:16,366 --> 00:26:18,277
Didn't he get drunk here
and you nearly shot him ?
456
00:26:18,452 --> 00:26:19,532
Yes.
457
00:26:19,703 --> 00:26:21,944
Thank you,
and that reminds me
458
00:26:22,122 --> 00:26:23,783
why a trip outwith you
would be a bad idea.
459
00:26:23,957 --> 00:26:25,288
Mommy, we're starting.
460
00:26:25,459 --> 00:26:26,744
Ooh ! Lunch ?
461
00:26:26,919 --> 00:26:27,999
Bat funeral.
462
00:26:28,170 --> 00:26:29,080
Ah.
463
00:26:31,006 --> 00:26:33,839
THEO:
(saying "The Lord's Prayer"
in Greek)
464
00:26:45,979 --> 00:26:49,312
This is grander than
Dad's funeral.
465
00:26:49,483 --> 00:26:52,065
What was Captain Creech
doing here ?
466
00:26:52,236 --> 00:26:54,898
He was inviting me
on his yacht.
467
00:26:55,072 --> 00:26:56,858
I said no.
468
00:26:57,032 --> 00:26:58,488
Say yes !
469
00:26:58,659 --> 00:27:00,524
Stop fretting
about Les.
470
00:27:00,702 --> 00:27:02,693
He'll always be
a mess.
471
00:27:02,871 --> 00:27:04,111
Let your hair down.
472
00:27:04,289 --> 00:27:07,531
You have no idea
about parenting, do you ?
473
00:27:07,709 --> 00:27:09,700
You're supposed to fuss.
474
00:27:09,878 --> 00:27:10,993
Idiot.
475
00:27:17,636 --> 00:27:19,501
(prayer continues)
476
00:27:22,099 --> 00:27:23,430
And Gerry is grieving
477
00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:25,181
for this bat,
of all things.
478
00:27:25,352 --> 00:27:27,809
Well, it's obviously
a displaced sense of loss
479
00:27:27,980 --> 00:27:31,598
and not feeling connected
and anxiety for his sibling.
480
00:27:31,775 --> 00:27:33,640
I know that.
481
00:27:33,819 --> 00:27:35,229
I've asked Theo
482
00:27:35,404 --> 00:27:37,360
to encourage him
in the science of it:
483
00:27:37,531 --> 00:27:40,614
death, life, compost.
484
00:27:40,784 --> 00:27:42,524
Compost ?
485
00:27:42,703 --> 00:27:43,818
But I'm very glad
he's developing
486
00:27:43,996 --> 00:27:45,076
a spiritual interest, too.
487
00:27:45,247 --> 00:27:47,659
Well, maybe that's
what Leslie needs.
488
00:27:47,833 --> 00:27:48,663
Oh, no.
489
00:27:48,834 --> 00:27:50,244
He'd take it too far.
490
00:27:50,419 --> 00:27:52,000
He'd be frog marching us all
to the church at gunpoint.
491
00:27:52,171 --> 00:27:53,001
(laughs)
492
00:27:53,172 --> 00:27:54,787
You know, Sven goes
to the Greek Orthodox Church.
493
00:27:54,965 --> 00:27:55,795
He's a dark horse.
494
00:27:55,966 --> 00:27:58,048
I don't want to talk about him.
495
00:27:59,469 --> 00:28:00,925
You know, he started talking,
496
00:28:01,096 --> 00:28:02,632
he started opening up
497
00:28:02,806 --> 00:28:07,140
about liking children
and, you know,
498
00:28:07,311 --> 00:28:08,642
and then he just walked away !
499
00:28:10,230 --> 00:28:11,640
But sod him,
500
00:28:11,815 --> 00:28:13,976
because I have a captain friend
who has a big boat
501
00:28:14,151 --> 00:28:16,107
that he's taking me out on
on Thursday.
502
00:28:16,278 --> 00:28:18,189
Well, it's good you don't want
to talk about him.
503
00:28:18,363 --> 00:28:20,570
In fact, if you could get Sven
504
00:28:20,741 --> 00:28:22,652
to come to the harbor
when I'm leaving,
505
00:28:22,826 --> 00:28:25,818
I'll get hold of a stunning
dress for the occasion
506
00:28:25,996 --> 00:28:29,580
and I can watch his face
as I step off that yacht.
507
00:28:31,543 --> 00:28:34,330
“Was that the flicker
of interest from him ?
508
00:28:34,504 --> 00:28:36,916
Or were they really, totally,
severely in love ?“
509
00:28:37,090 --> 00:28:40,332
DENNIS:
Mrs. Durrell
to see you, madam.
510
00:28:40,510 --> 00:28:42,091
I'm sorry to bother you.
511
00:28:42,262 --> 00:28:43,547
Margo left home
with a sniffle,
512
00:28:43,722 --> 00:28:45,838
and I wanted to check
she's well.
513
00:28:52,397 --> 00:28:54,763
Oh, by the way, I loved
the dress you gave Margo.
514
00:28:54,942 --> 00:28:57,604
You have exquisite taste.
515
00:28:57,778 --> 00:28:59,359
Thank you.
516
00:28:59,529 --> 00:29:00,939
And many, many dresses,
I gather.
517
00:29:05,202 --> 00:29:08,535
The truth is, like you,
I'm a widow,
518
00:29:08,705 --> 00:29:11,663
and, well, I'm struggling.
519
00:29:11,833 --> 00:29:13,824
I was wondering if you might
have a spare frock for me.
520
00:29:14,002 --> 00:29:16,209
Oh, of course !
521
00:29:16,380 --> 00:29:18,462
I'm sure we can find
something for you,
522
00:29:18,632 --> 00:29:19,963
can't we, Demetrios ?
523
00:29:20,133 --> 00:29:21,043
Dennis.
524
00:29:21,218 --> 00:29:23,300
Pack the purple gown
525
00:29:23,470 --> 00:29:25,802
for Mrs. Durrell.
526
00:29:35,232 --> 00:29:36,563
(sniffing)
527
00:29:36,733 --> 00:29:38,769
Now, I know it's rather showy,
but what do you think ?
528
00:29:40,320 --> 00:29:42,060
Say if it's horrible.
529
00:29:44,074 --> 00:29:46,156
Margo ?
530
00:29:46,326 --> 00:29:47,657
I thought
I might wear it
531
00:29:47,828 --> 00:29:49,944
on Creech's yacht tomorrow--
for fun, you know.
532
00:29:50,122 --> 00:29:53,239
Well, yes, why not ?
533
00:29:56,420 --> 00:29:58,001
I think you look nice
whatever you wear.
534
00:29:58,171 --> 00:29:59,251
Well, thank you, darling.
535
00:29:59,423 --> 00:30:02,256
(bat squeaking)
536
00:30:02,426 --> 00:30:04,508
He hasn't got creatures
up there as well, has he ?
537
00:30:12,269 --> 00:30:13,634
THEO:
I can't see him.
538
00:30:13,812 --> 00:30:14,972
GERRY:
Oh, well.
539
00:30:15,147 --> 00:30:16,637
He can join the others
under the floorboards.
540
00:30:16,815 --> 00:30:18,806
(bats squeaking)
541
00:30:18,984 --> 00:30:20,770
You're so generous, Theo.
542
00:30:20,944 --> 00:30:22,935
How can I thank you ?
543
00:30:23,113 --> 00:30:25,525
The pleasure, as a fellow
enthusiast, is all mine.
544
00:30:25,699 --> 00:30:29,362
The ancients embalmed
their loved ones.
545
00:30:29,536 --> 00:30:33,575
We could have pickled your bat
in formaldehyde.
546
00:30:33,749 --> 00:30:35,580
I think that might scare
my family.
547
00:30:35,751 --> 00:30:37,161
(door opens)
548
00:30:37,336 --> 00:30:38,496
Look, Mom,
549
00:30:38,670 --> 00:30:40,661
my Center for Scientific
Learning.
550
00:30:40,839 --> 00:30:43,330
You don't need to nag me
about education anymore.
551
00:30:43,508 --> 00:30:44,372
Excellent.
552
00:30:44,551 --> 00:30:45,631
And eight times seven ?
553
00:30:45,802 --> 00:30:47,212
Um...
554
00:30:47,387 --> 00:30:48,547
Is it in the 50s ?
555
00:30:48,722 --> 00:30:49,882
THEO:
Spot on.
556
00:30:50,057 --> 00:30:51,172
It's in the 50s.
557
00:30:52,642 --> 00:30:54,223
I hope you're
feeling relaxed
558
00:30:54,394 --> 00:30:55,725
about Leslie's
court case.
559
00:30:55,896 --> 00:30:57,306
Oh, hardly.
560
00:30:57,481 --> 00:30:59,312
It's a shame Leslie
isn't one of us.
561
00:30:59,483 --> 00:31:01,599
My delight in mollusks
562
00:31:01,777 --> 00:31:03,517
saw me through
a bumpy adolescence.
563
00:31:03,695 --> 00:31:04,855
I keep wondering
564
00:31:05,030 --> 00:31:06,816
how I could have steered
Leslie differently.
565
00:31:06,990 --> 00:31:08,230
Who knows ?
566
00:31:08,408 --> 00:31:10,239
The experience
may do him good.
567
00:31:10,410 --> 00:31:12,241
They say a broken leg
grows back stronger
568
00:31:12,412 --> 00:31:13,527
than an unbroken one.
569
00:31:19,503 --> 00:31:21,960
You are wearing it
on a boat ?
570
00:31:22,130 --> 00:31:23,415
It's a yacht.
571
00:31:26,593 --> 00:31:28,083
Stop staring at it.
572
00:31:46,071 --> 00:31:47,151
Oh, no.
573
00:31:47,322 --> 00:31:49,438
Really ?
574
00:31:49,616 --> 00:31:50,947
That's a yacht ?
575
00:31:51,118 --> 00:31:53,279
(laughs)
576
00:31:53,453 --> 00:31:55,489
(sighs)
577
00:31:55,664 --> 00:31:56,995
Oh, I can't let
578
00:31:57,165 --> 00:31:58,746
the old fool down.
579
00:32:04,005 --> 00:32:05,745
So now you're not speaking.
580
00:32:05,924 --> 00:32:07,915
What's the matter ?
581
00:32:08,093 --> 00:32:10,709
I'm very drunk.
582
00:32:10,887 --> 00:32:13,128
What ? !
583
00:32:13,306 --> 00:32:14,466
VVhy ? !
584
00:32:14,641 --> 00:32:15,972
Why did you get drunk ?
585
00:32:16,143 --> 00:32:18,350
The sea.
586
00:32:18,520 --> 00:32:20,010
It's a bloody death trap !
587
00:32:20,188 --> 00:32:22,679
I've seen too much.
588
00:32:22,858 --> 00:32:26,851
Since I've retired,
it haunts me.
589
00:32:30,490 --> 00:32:33,152
Take me back to shore
right now !
590
00:32:33,326 --> 00:32:34,156
No !
591
00:32:34,327 --> 00:32:36,739
I know some sea shanties.
592
00:32:36,913 --> 00:32:40,280
You dare sing one sea shanty,
and I'll...
593
00:32:40,459 --> 00:32:41,539
Give me that !
594
00:32:41,710 --> 00:32:44,668
Give me that tiller
right now !
595
00:32:44,838 --> 00:32:46,294
Oh, do you know how to sail ?
596
00:32:46,465 --> 00:32:47,295
No !
597
00:32:47,466 --> 00:32:48,797
No, I can't sail,
598
00:32:48,967 --> 00:32:50,377
but I'm a hell
of a lot more competent
599
00:32:50,552 --> 00:32:52,383
than you are
at this moment !
600
00:32:52,554 --> 00:32:53,839
Ah.
601
00:32:54,014 --> 00:32:54,673
Whoa !
602
00:32:57,726 --> 00:32:58,715
Good.
603
00:32:58,894 --> 00:33:01,385
Help !
604
00:33:01,563 --> 00:33:02,643
I can't swim.
605
00:33:02,814 --> 00:33:04,099
Silly, silly man !
606
00:33:04,274 --> 00:33:05,354
(screams)
607
00:33:05,525 --> 00:33:07,390
(coughing)
608
00:33:07,569 --> 00:33:09,525
CREECH:
You'll like this one.
609
00:33:09,696 --> 00:33:13,655
J“ O Blodwyn was a Welsh girl,
she came from Cardiff City... J“
610
00:33:13,825 --> 00:33:17,158
This was my chance
to feel attractive
611
00:33:17,329 --> 00:33:19,240
and notjust like
a bad mother !
612
00:33:19,414 --> 00:33:20,654
J“ She only had one titty ! J“
613
00:33:20,832 --> 00:33:21,662
(laughs)
614
00:33:21,833 --> 00:33:23,323
Thanks for nothing !
615
00:33:23,502 --> 00:33:25,038
CREECH:
Don't go !
616
00:33:25,212 --> 00:33:27,077
We were having
such a nice day !
617
00:33:27,255 --> 00:33:28,495
This is terrible.
618
00:33:28,673 --> 00:33:30,413
Don't let Louisa
see you here.
619
00:33:30,592 --> 00:33:33,004
No, I have to offer
my sympathies.
620
00:33:49,611 --> 00:33:50,726
(sighs)
621
00:33:52,113 --> 00:33:54,354
If you say anything nice,
I'II cry.
622
00:34:03,959 --> 00:34:05,074
(sighs)
623
00:34:19,724 --> 00:34:22,841
So is nobody going to tell me
how Mother's yacht trip went ?
624
00:34:27,232 --> 00:34:29,769
The good news is that
if you're put in jail,
625
00:34:29,943 --> 00:34:31,353
youtlbe
with my friend Kosti.
626
00:34:31,528 --> 00:34:32,688
He's not going to jail.
627
00:34:32,862 --> 00:34:34,477
It's a ridiculous
trumped-up charge.
628
00:34:34,656 --> 00:34:35,771
This is Corfu.
629
00:34:35,949 --> 00:34:37,814
Anything's possible.
630
00:34:37,993 --> 00:34:39,904
Isn't that why
we like it here ?
631
00:35:02,225 --> 00:35:05,183
THEO:
This innocent
young Englishman
632
00:35:05,353 --> 00:35:07,560
should not be
standing here today.
633
00:35:07,731 --> 00:35:08,766
Not so innocent.
634
00:35:08,940 --> 00:35:11,682
Before, he was
in my police cell
635
00:35:11,860 --> 00:35:12,975
after a drunken brawl.
636
00:35:13,153 --> 00:35:15,189
Well, who among us
has not been arrested
637
00:35:15,363 --> 00:35:16,443
for drunken brawling ?
638
00:35:16,615 --> 00:35:17,479
Exactly.
639
00:35:20,493 --> 00:35:21,608
He always carries a gun
with him !
640
00:35:21,786 --> 00:35:23,902
JUDGE:
Mr. Durrell,
641
00:35:24,080 --> 00:35:25,320
is it true you carry guns ?
642
00:35:27,250 --> 00:35:28,615
Yes.
643
00:35:28,793 --> 00:35:30,078
Why ?
644
00:35:30,253 --> 00:35:32,960
Because the world's
a dangerous place, Judge.
645
00:35:33,131 --> 00:35:35,463
JUDGE:
Do you not make it
646
00:35:35,634 --> 00:35:37,340
more dangerous ?
647
00:35:37,510 --> 00:35:39,501
LUGARETZIA:
Oh, Leslie.
648
00:35:49,981 --> 00:35:51,812
In English, please--
the defendant is...
649
00:36:03,203 --> 00:36:06,195
Leslie isn't gifted
or nuanced,
650
00:36:06,373 --> 00:36:08,580
but he's got
a kind of visceral
651
00:36:08,750 --> 00:36:09,739
dogged ness.
652
00:36:09,918 --> 00:36:11,909
Paradoxically,
he loathes dogs,
653
00:36:12,087 --> 00:36:15,170
so he wouldn't go killing
turkeys with Gerry's dog.
654
00:36:15,340 --> 00:36:16,876
No.
655
00:36:17,050 --> 00:36:19,541
Leslie's far more likely
to shoot the turkeys...
656
00:36:22,889 --> 00:36:24,004
...on his own.
657
00:36:25,684 --> 00:36:26,764
(crowd murmuring)
658
00:36:26,935 --> 00:36:28,391
(sighs)
659
00:36:28,561 --> 00:36:30,051
THEO:
If my client killed
your turkeys, as you say,
660
00:36:30,230 --> 00:36:31,436
where are the carcasses ?
661
00:36:31,606 --> 00:36:33,972
(speaking Greek)
662
00:36:36,403 --> 00:36:38,439
(speaking Greek)
663
00:36:39,698 --> 00:36:40,483
He disposed of them.
664
00:36:40,657 --> 00:36:41,737
JUDGE:
You are wasting
665
00:36:41,908 --> 00:36:43,398
the time of the court
if you have no evidence.
666
00:36:44,411 --> 00:36:45,867
Excellent point.
667
00:36:46,037 --> 00:36:47,197
Thank you.
668
00:36:53,878 --> 00:36:56,620
(translating):
Leslie was living
with Sotos and Fotis.
669
00:37:01,136 --> 00:37:03,843
Leslie was the one
who shot off the lock.
670
00:37:04,889 --> 00:37:10,680
(shouting in Greek)
671
00:37:10,854 --> 00:37:12,310
He's an armed robber.
672
00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:14,311
JUDGE:
(shouting in Greek)
673
00:37:18,153 --> 00:37:20,519
JUDGE:
These are serious
allegations.
674
00:37:20,697 --> 00:37:22,608
We will come back tomorrow.
675
00:37:27,328 --> 00:37:29,694
It wasn't an armed robbery.
676
00:37:32,333 --> 00:37:34,494
Except I suppose,
strictly speaking,
677
00:37:34,669 --> 00:37:36,205
I was armed
and we did rob somewhere.
678
00:37:36,379 --> 00:37:37,994
Oh, Leslie !
679
00:37:38,173 --> 00:37:40,129
But we only stole some booze;
we didn't shoot anybody !
680
00:37:40,300 --> 00:37:41,380
Theo says
681
00:37:41,551 --> 00:37:42,631
the law here is that
682
00:37:42,802 --> 00:37:44,542
you will go to jail
if found guilty.
683
00:37:44,721 --> 00:37:46,131
Sotos and Fotis
made me !
684
00:37:46,306 --> 00:37:47,796
I couldn't look
like a coward.
685
00:37:47,974 --> 00:37:50,215
Lots of people have gone to jail
for their beliefs:
686
00:37:50,393 --> 00:37:51,929
Oscar Wilde; Voltaire;
687
00:37:52,103 --> 00:37:54,094
Crazy Horse,
the Sioux Indian chief.
688
00:37:54,272 --> 00:37:56,638
I don't believe in stealing
cheap Greek whisky !
689
00:37:56,816 --> 00:37:58,647
Stop it !
690
00:37:58,818 --> 00:38:00,399
Why did I bring us here ?
691
00:38:00,570 --> 00:38:02,060
Could've happened
to Leslie anywhere.
692
00:38:04,574 --> 00:38:06,155
Where are you going ?
693
00:38:17,879 --> 00:38:19,790
It's about Leslie.
694
00:38:19,964 --> 00:38:24,549
I've no right to ask,
and, well,
695
00:38:24,719 --> 00:38:26,960
you could argue that my son
is no better than you.
696
00:38:27,138 --> 00:38:30,676
But he is barely
an adult,
697
00:38:30,850 --> 00:38:33,182
and if you could say that
he wasn't involved
698
00:38:33,353 --> 00:38:35,093
in the robbery,
699
00:38:35,271 --> 00:38:36,932
if you could do
the noble thing
700
00:38:37,106 --> 00:38:38,642
and be lenient with him,
701
00:38:38,817 --> 00:38:42,810
well, then maybe the judge
would be lenient with you.
702
00:38:44,614 --> 00:38:45,729
(spits)
703
00:38:45,907 --> 00:38:47,363
Maybe.
704
00:38:59,170 --> 00:39:00,785
You're probably
not allowed tins, are you ?
705
00:39:23,653 --> 00:39:26,269
(sighs)
706
00:39:29,325 --> 00:39:31,190
(door opens)
707
00:39:34,747 --> 00:39:35,862
(speaking in Greek)
708
00:39:51,264 --> 00:39:52,379
(door closes)
709
00:39:53,766 --> 00:39:54,846
Kalimera.
710
00:39:55,018 --> 00:39:56,133
ALL:
Kalimera.
711
00:40:04,319 --> 00:40:05,775
I am dismissing
712
00:40:05,945 --> 00:40:07,230
this case.
713
00:40:07,405 --> 00:40:08,485
The defendant
714
00:40:08,656 --> 00:40:10,897
Leslie Durrell
is clearly blameless.
715
00:40:11,075 --> 00:40:12,736
The plaintiff shall give
to the defendant
716
00:40:12,911 --> 00:40:14,742
six of his best turkeys
717
00:40:14,913 --> 00:40:16,744
in compensation.
718
00:40:16,915 --> 00:40:18,496
Everyone is dismissed.
719
00:40:20,960 --> 00:40:26,171
Except the Durrell family
and legal representatives.
720
00:40:33,598 --> 00:40:37,216
You are implicated
in a more serious crime:
721
00:40:37,393 --> 00:40:40,430
the armed robbery
of the storehouse.
722
00:40:40,605 --> 00:40:41,435
Let me say this...
723
00:40:41,606 --> 00:40:43,346
No.
724
00:40:43,524 --> 00:40:45,685
However, the co-accused,
Sotos and Fotis,
725
00:40:45,860 --> 00:40:49,853
now claim that
they acted alone,
726
00:40:50,031 --> 00:40:51,191
for whatever reason.
727
00:40:51,366 --> 00:40:55,234
So there is no case
to answer.
728
00:40:55,411 --> 00:40:57,197
But he is
729
00:40:57,372 --> 00:41:00,034
at the top
of a slippery slope.
730
00:41:00,208 --> 00:41:01,744
Don't let him fall.
731
00:41:15,723 --> 00:41:17,679
You see ?
Worry, it's overrated.
732
00:41:17,850 --> 00:41:21,138
No, apparently worry
and parenthood are inseparable.
733
00:41:21,312 --> 00:41:23,223
I am going to sleep
for a week.
734
00:41:27,110 --> 00:41:28,270
Right.
735
00:41:28,444 --> 00:41:30,355
Everybody, back to the house
for supper !
736
00:41:43,084 --> 00:41:46,918
Spiros, thank you
for your legal expertise.
737
00:41:47,088 --> 00:41:49,750
I think we know it was you
who made the difference.
738
00:41:49,924 --> 00:41:52,165
I don't know what you mean.
739
00:41:52,343 --> 00:41:55,835
You sold your wedding ring
to bribe those two thugs.
740
00:41:56,014 --> 00:41:59,427
Well, I offered shortbread,
741
00:41:59,600 --> 00:42:01,636
but it seems
the modern criminal
742
00:42:01,811 --> 00:42:02,926
expects more.
743
00:42:16,826 --> 00:42:17,941
Don't ask.
744
00:42:22,874 --> 00:42:24,705
(sighs)
745
00:42:33,468 --> 00:42:35,254
(chickens clucking)
746
00:42:35,428 --> 00:42:37,714
Bravo, Leslie !
747
00:42:37,889 --> 00:42:39,550
(clucking)
748
00:42:39,724 --> 00:42:40,964
(speaking Greek)
749
00:42:49,650 --> 00:42:50,730
Mother !
750
00:42:50,902 --> 00:42:53,234
My first proper wages !
751
00:42:53,404 --> 00:42:55,486
I'm going to invest
in a feather boa.
752
00:42:55,656 --> 00:43:00,491
Well, everybody has
to contribute, so...
753
00:43:00,661 --> 00:43:02,322
...invest in half
a feather boa.
754
00:43:02,497 --> 00:43:06,206
That is outrageous !
755
00:43:06,375 --> 00:43:08,741
How is the reclusive countess,
Margo ?
756
00:43:08,920 --> 00:43:10,330
I may be missing
something,
757
00:43:10,505 --> 00:43:13,338
but I find her
rather sweet and jolly.
758
00:43:16,094 --> 00:43:17,925
Where are you going ?
I'm not telling you.
759
00:43:18,096 --> 00:43:19,882
Not the lavatory,
in case you get any ideas.
760
00:43:20,056 --> 00:43:21,136
(laughs)
761
00:43:21,307 --> 00:43:23,013
(sarcastic laughter)
762
00:43:23,184 --> 00:43:24,139
(laughing)
763
00:43:31,859 --> 00:43:32,939
(knocking)
764
00:43:33,111 --> 00:43:34,226
(door opens)
765
00:43:34,403 --> 00:43:36,143
Oh !
766
00:43:36,322 --> 00:43:39,029
There's something
I want to say.
767
00:43:39,200 --> 00:43:42,818
Gerry, I know I complain
about your creatures, but...
768
00:43:42,995 --> 00:43:44,485
Well, you're serious
about this animal business,
769
00:43:44,664 --> 00:43:45,494
aren't you ?
770
00:43:45,665 --> 00:43:47,280
Yes, I am.
771
00:43:53,214 --> 00:43:54,795
Didn't we bury that ?
772
00:43:54,966 --> 00:43:57,048
GERRY:
Yes, but I changed my mind
and dug it up and stuffed it.
773
00:43:57,218 --> 00:43:58,298
Oh.
774
00:43:58,469 --> 00:43:59,675
GERRY:
First you remove
the skin,
775
00:43:59,846 --> 00:44:01,711
then you rub
non-iodized salt on it,
776
00:44:01,889 --> 00:44:02,924
and then you
take the head,
777
00:44:03,099 --> 00:44:04,680
and you...
778
00:44:07,311 --> 00:44:08,801
I want you
to have my dress.
779
00:44:08,980 --> 00:44:11,016
Oh, Margo.
780
00:44:11,190 --> 00:44:12,680
I can't !
781
00:44:12,859 --> 00:44:13,974
It's yours.
782
00:44:19,031 --> 00:44:20,521
(laughing)
783
00:44:25,788 --> 00:44:26,868
Is it bat ?
784
00:44:27,039 --> 00:44:28,028
(laughs)
785
00:44:38,801 --> 00:44:40,086
Theo, would you like
to say grace ?
786
00:44:40,261 --> 00:44:41,626
Oh, yes, yes, of course.
787
00:44:50,646 --> 00:44:51,726
I added a beard.
788
00:44:53,316 --> 00:44:56,524
(saying “The Lord's Prayer"
in Greek)
789
00:45:01,032 --> 00:45:05,492
“Lady Marchmont glimpsed
Lord Tim in the distance.
790
00:45:05,661 --> 00:45:10,371
Was that the flicker
of interest from him, or..."
791
00:45:10,541 --> 00:45:12,873
Do I have to read this ?
792
00:45:13,044 --> 00:45:16,787
You do if you want
to borrow any books.
793
00:45:16,964 --> 00:45:22,709
“She felt hot in places
she'd never felt hot before.“
794
00:45:22,887 --> 00:45:24,627
Don't make anything up.
795
00:45:27,683 --> 00:45:31,801
“Seeking ventilation, she went
onto her beloved veranda
796
00:45:31,979 --> 00:45:33,810
"and played
with her pooch Leonard,
797
00:45:33,981 --> 00:45:38,315
who had always provided
distraction at times of crisis."
798
00:45:42,990 --> 00:45:44,105
So...
799
00:45:47,245 --> 00:45:48,325
Leslie, what's that ?
800
00:45:48,496 --> 00:45:49,451
Hm ?
801
00:45:49,622 --> 00:45:50,486
Darling,
behind your back ?
802
00:45:50,665 --> 00:45:51,620
A stick.
803
00:45:56,295 --> 00:45:58,286
Just a bit of night shooting,
that's all.
804
00:45:58,464 --> 00:46:00,546
What will it take
for you to learn ?
805
00:46:15,106 --> 00:46:16,471
(splash)
806
00:46:19,652 --> 00:46:20,607
No.
807
00:46:35,751 --> 00:46:36,866
What a week.
808
00:46:38,504 --> 00:46:40,540
I'm sorry
about my little wobble.
809
00:46:40,715 --> 00:46:42,046
No, I checked.
810
00:46:42,216 --> 00:46:43,547
You don't wobble.
811
00:46:43,718 --> 00:46:45,754
(laughs)
812
00:47:17,251 --> 00:47:18,366
That's better.
813
00:47:33,434 --> 00:47:37,768
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